Cowboy Hat Cults & The Dead CEO Club: Welcome to Purgatory

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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let's just do it raw, my dude.
Let's just do it raw and seewhat happens, and if this works,
then we're good dude.
Let's just do it raw and seewhat happens, and if this works,
can we hear?
That's?
That's the question.
We we listen to the chat.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
We see what you're saying and we do it like monkeys
is uh, is it working now okay?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
okay, that's working, it's working all right okay,
great, great, perfect, fuckingtip, here we Get in, here we
gotta start the show.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
We gotta start the show.
You fuck it up.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
La-da-da, Mr Smartman .

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I hate everything.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh, hello everyone and welcome to the Funky Panther
.
With no issues whatsoever,coming to you from Fort Worth,
Texas, we have got a hell of ashow for you here on episode 189
.
So sit back, relax.
I mean, you already have been.
We've been having some fuckingissues over here and let's get

(01:17):
into it.
I'm Chad, I'm DeCheville.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And I'm Arthur Morgan .

Speaker 3 (01:22):
And we are the Funky.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Panther.
All right, what's up with thefucking hats?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
because this is not okay.
Well, like I didn't get thememo, not that I've got a hat
javier walked in the house andhe's wearing a cowboy hat and I
was like, are we wearing hatstonight?
He's like yep, and I said, hangon, let me go get my hat.
And that's just how it happenedokay.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I've realized now, with the shade over, like with
the lights above you, and itkind of gives some shade to your
face, I'm going to give youthree guesses of who I think
that Tim looks like right nowFreddy Krueger.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Nope, Wait.
Okay, say it to finish yourthing again.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Who he looks like.
You get three choices.
You already said freddy kruegerwith the hat and everything
going on earrings, everything.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
What does he look like?
Do we know this?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
person, dolly parton.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I mean no, let's say famous person, see my famous
person I guess dolly parton uhpost malone.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, no, charlie crockett got a little charlie
crockett vibe going look at thescreen, oh, burt reynolds, and
tell me that that man is not themotherfucking tiger king dude,
that is the tiger king 100 dude.
With your hat down like that,your fucking earrings, you look
like you have a bunch of men,you know, on your side.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Hey, but you're engaged now, so congratulations
I've got a lot of men on my sideand I got out of the uh, the,
the clink.
They let they let.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, they just let me out oh okay, you don't see it,
I'm here.
You seem like there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's the band is what it is.
Yeah, it's the tall hat in theband.
Yeah, it is I'll neverfinancially recover from this
well, I was going for the arthurmorgan, if you didn't know that
.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Do you know who Arthur Morgan is?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Red Dead Redemption 2 .
Okay, that's a game.
He's the main character, yeah,yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You can't just say the names of games.
Expect me to know what you'retalking about I can.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Call of Duty Mega man One of them.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
One of the Call of Duties.
There was this video game backlike 20 years ago on the PS2
called the Guy Game and it waslike a Girls Gone Wild trivia
game.
What, yeah?
And so if you got, it right.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Is this a real game?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's a real game.
As a matter of fact, I stillhave it.
So there was a Gamefly.
Remember Gamefly, where youused to get the games.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah we always would get that,and then I got the game and to
Joe Paul.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It was like the original Netflix for games.
Right, it was that same thing.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
We sold it at Best Buy.
But I got the game and I tookit to my friend Joe Paul's house
.
It was me, Joe Paul, andAnthony and someone else.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Eric.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Primera Eric yeah, shouldn't have used his last
name.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, you should.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
But we were playing, but we were like so giddy
because it was titties.
It's like she's flashing us.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Was it actual titties on the game.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
It was actual Because it was trivia.
It was just trivia and so ifyou got the answer right and I
think they would have to get itwrong or something, and if they
did or you got it right, they'dflash you.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I'm assuming it's going to be something like
Street Fighter, where it's justlike the same movement Like
they'd flash you.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'm assuming it's gonna be something like street
fighter where it's just like thesame movement, oh like, very
like rickety movement.
Over and over again too, thoughnot not super nintendo, okay,
or sick of genesis, I'm justabout yeah, I'm gonna imagine it
like all, like just bit it outyou know 16, look it up.
It's called the guy game we'rejust looking at.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I see some nipple going on.
We're looking at 16 bits of.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Like the nipples are squares.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
But it's like girls gone wild, that's wild, that is
wild.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, wow, girls did get wild.
They sure did.
I remember Whatever happened tothat.
Girls don't really get wildanymore.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
There's a whole documentary about it out that's
coming out now, really About it.
Yeah, because there's this girlwho said she doesn't remember,
doesn't remember, doesn'tremember, and that's kind of
what I'm thinking.
It's like a lot of I don'tremember kind of thing.
Right, she had a camera put inher face and she ended up
flashing and didn't thinkanything of it, and so the
trailer's showing her talkingabout this.

(05:13):
She said, yeah, I was over atmy friend's house while I was in
college.
One of those commercials cameon and then our jaws just
dropped because there I am.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah, on.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
TV and then our jaws just dropped because there I am
on TV.
And then she found out that shewas like the cover of one of
them.
I mean she had to have signedsome kind of disclaimer.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
No, it was verbal consent.
Oh, I think they asked her.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
She said, they asked her twice right.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, you consent.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
You consent?
I mean again, it was adifferent time back then.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, I remember coming home from work one night
and I turned over here by Jamele, which was Froggy's at the time
, and there was the Girls.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Gone Wild bus park.
There it was.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Rest in peace.
Froggy's was wild.
They had the best wet t-shirtconcert, or concerts.
Wet t-shirt nights, followed by50 cent beer nights, followed
by karaoke nights Damn, thatplace was like the shit I liked
going there.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I hated living by it.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Cause you can hear.
You can hear everything.
It's weird, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's weird how sound works.
But yeah, girls Gone Wildshowed up there, but there's a
documentary and I'm actually Ithink we all should watch it.
I'm going to watch it Because Imean it's right in our time
period, a little bit older thanus.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Did you ever buy the videos?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
No, I had LimeWire, so I would download.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
So you downloaded a lot of viruses.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't think that I've ever actually watched one,
just loved the commercials.
I was all for the commercials.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
It was just really them doing things yeah it wasn't
like some of some of.
It was a girl on girl, butthat's.
There was no actual likepenetration.
It wasn't porn, it was likesoftcore porn.
Right, right, right, yeah, isthat how?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
that's probably how they got like by with
advertising on tv yeah, yeah,because I mean, it wasn't on
cable.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
You know, cable you could buy with a lot more stuff
I mean, could you not advertiselike a porn, like if, if you had
a porn video, I don't know,like this is fucking 20 years
ago, if you had a porn vhs tapeand you're wanting to sell it on
on the tv, I don't, I don'tthink you could not do
commercials for that I don'tthink so.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Why not?
Because it's like lewd andlascivious, or whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah but the commercial isn't.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Okay, but how would you do your porn commercial?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Hello everyone, this is Chad Butler.
I got naked with someone elseand we did the thing.
If you want to watch it, youcan buy it.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Sold.
Give me 50 copies.
Call this number now, that's it.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, I mean, you could probably that's it.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, I mean you could probably.
That's just a nice thing to dolike that's just a nice
commercial 1-800 wienerslave.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
How about?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
you kid.
I don't think you could putthat.
I don't think you could putthat on tv.
I don't think you putwienerslave on tv either it's
pronounced wienerslaw get bywith that german.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Come on, you get by with that.
It was's German.
Come on, you can get by withthat.
It was on 30 Rock, I think.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I learned from watching Eurotrip that it's
Scotty doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well, that Scotty doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
And that it's perfectly acceptable overseas,
so you would probably be a bighit over there with your
commercials Wundersex,wunderbienes.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
You just couldn't do that here W that here wounder
strong.
I mean, I don't know why Iwould ever think of that, but
like I've never considered itbeing like not I mean yeah I
guess you can't advertise likeweed shops, you know, or even
like why don't we people enterlike we have beer commercials
all day?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
but they don't drink all day, but they're, but they
they don't consume the beer oncamera yeah, do you ever notice?
They don't consume it like theypop it open and they have
smiles and cheers you never.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You never see someone shotgun in a beer.
Why not?
Have commercials with thcgummies and just go well, the
thing is, is it's not federallylegal?
I think that somebody never I Ithink that's the issue is that
it's not.
It's not federally legal.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I mean it is, though that's why it's legal.
Is because of the THC, theDelta nine or whatever the hell?
No, that's, that's just thehemp derived.
Texas farm bill makes thatlegal for us the federal farm
bill.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
OK, well, yeah, the federal farm bill makes it,
makes it legal.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
But across the board, except for one state.
I think it's.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Idaho.
And pretty soon, probably Texas.
No, lieutenant Governor DanPatrick, the one that actually
has legs at work, yeah, so he'spushing by 2025 to make THC

(09:45):
illegal in being sold in anystore.
That's including all the deltas, all the delt, all the deltas,
all the very other variations.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, they really what they need to do.
They need to put that on aballot, because I can pretty
much guarantee that a lot oftexans would vote to just pass
that yeah, so the senate's goingwith it.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Uh, in the house he assumes the house is going to
follow suit with it.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Dude.
Fuck Dan Patrick.
Fuck Ken Paxton.
It's a bipartisan.
Fuck that wheelchair, let's behonest.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
What is that going to do?
It's going to make people go anhour to Oklahoma and Oklahoma
is going to get all the money.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
No, that's going to be what would happen, because
they're going to wait for you tocome back.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
They're going to.
I thought, oklahoma's medicalonly.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, that's what I'm saying.
Hemp-derived THC is nationwide.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, I got you.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
So like why not go to a you know whatever smoke shop
and get gummies like the legalones right, like there's no
reason you couldn't?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
So on the group chat, they can make lots of taxes on
it.
So here's the thing about thatwe're like in the bible belt,
right, and so unless you votethese guys out, you're never
gonna get legalized gambling andyou're never gonna I don't know
.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I feel like we're gonna get gambling before we'll
get gambling.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, these guys are gonna.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I don't know they're fucking.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
They're so far up their ass with like believe
whatever you want, I don't givea goddamn, you got free will and
whatever oh, here we go do notput your politic or your
religion into politics well,yeah, yeah, there is no reason I
I I think we're gonna get uh, Ithink we're gonna get gambling
here in texas.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
I do believe that I think we're gonna have casinos.
Um, I think fort worth willhave a casino right on panther
island.
Yeah, like I think we'll have alike I think we'll will have a
casino right on Panther Island.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I think we'll have a little Dude.
That'd be a hell of a place forit.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Well, they're building on Texoma a Hard Rock
Casino Hotel.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh really, yeah, that's very nice.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm pumped.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I like it.
It'd be cool if they had thathere.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
David's saying, state troopers already patrolled the
border for Oklahoma, new Mexico,for weed.
And you see the signs whenyou're in New Mexico, like
pulled over for weed and in jail, call this lawyer.
All those billboards areplastered for every mile that
you pass.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
So you know, most like field labs, like I mean
number one if a, if a policeofficer pulls you over, they're
going to look at it and theycan't tell the difference
between hemp derived versusmarijuana derived right, it has
to go to a lab and there's onlyonly a handful of labs.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Um, that process, that so I don't know if if
there's any like, if it goeslike one or two steps or
whatever it needs to do, I'mjust going to go to all the
stores and buy a shit ton andput them in a safe and then just
kind of hold on to it.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I had a friend of mine that did that with Kratom
stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Kratom to me I feel like that's hillbilly.
How's that?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
working out.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, no.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
So he was using it for like treat his anxiety and
stuff.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
So he was using it for like treat his anxiety and
stuff.
Yeah, and so I mean he wasdrinking a lot of it, so it's a
drink you drink it.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, it's powder form.
I thought you smoke it.
No, no, it's powder, and hewould just pour it off into a
container, shake it up and he'ddrink it.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
He's drinking a lot of it, Well it was going to be
illegal a lot.
I was thinking, okay, I'll blowa few hundred bucks.
No, no, no, no, no like forreal.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'm talking like a whole, like he's got a whole
storeroom.
That's crazy of it.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
So sunday, uh, sunday , we didn't have anything, uh,
going on, that I remember.
But there was this I reallywanted, like we ran out of our
seltzers, our seltzers thatwe've been drinking, or whatever
we ran out, or the the texas ththc the well, I mean, there's a
bunch of them now, but we had,we've been trying different

(13:38):
kinds and they also have thespirits where you just like take
a shot and you're good to go.
But we ran out of it.
It was sunday, so like the onlyplace that I know that has the
spirits is like Total Wine orSpecs, and so I'm like, well,
shit, what are we going to do?
I knew that.
You know, obviously MartinHouse has got the powerhouse and
then also Thrive is open onSundays and they've got all
sorts of stuff.
But there's this shop next toLockwood that that Jay put me on

(14:02):
a while back wood, uh, thatthat jay put me on a while back,
that's like her spot and wewent in because I hadn't been in
there in a while and, um,they've got gummies, vapes.
They had like 20 differentkinds of cans, like there are so
many different seltzers now,and then they also had a few
different spirits.
Like damn, this is the place.
They've got everything.
That's a okay.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
So looking at that whole the ban on it, right, if
they chose to ban this, uh, thisin Texas, that's a huge
industry.
They're just taking a big chunkof money out of it.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I feel like the smoke shops have really got a good
groove over the past couple ofyears because of this
specifically, I think some ofthem.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
But let me just tell you on the way down to Corsicana
, because we went down there forThanksgiving, yeah, if you've
ever been to Corsicana, beforeyou get to rice on 45 there is
and rice.
There is a establishment calleduh, dw's and dw's or w's as I

(14:58):
like to call it.
Okay, um, they are a um,they're a porn shop, right, but
they have.
We sell delta, whatever and all.
So they're selling it there, atthe, at the, at the, at the
pornography shop we sell kratomand meth I.
I truly believe they probablysell both of those as well, but
my.

(15:18):
My question is they probablywouldn't sell it to you in that
hat, though they're gonna thinkhe's an arc.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Do you have anything in the back for me?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
good sir yeah, I've got stuff in the back for you.
Come on, uh, would you be okaywith them not being able to sell
like I?
I feel like that's kind of theissue.
I feel like there's that grayarea of like you go to the
convenience store and it's like,yeah, we got these delta nine
pins that I cooked up in theback I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I I think that, like anything else, I think that if
our government was smarter, theywould like regulate it to a
like we do with alcohol.
You know what I mean.
Like what we're taxing it andwe're regulating it like alcohol
.
Right now I will say it is likeno holds barred you can get 20
different gummies and they'regonna hit you 20 different ways,
right um?
What you got to do is stick tolike brands that are are

(16:05):
respectable, like like powerbiofarm yeah but biofarm is the
ones we had on uh here coldpower yeah, like things that you
can trust and you know is goingto be consistent.
Then, yeah, do that.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
But yeah gas stations and you know, because, I mean
if they're selling, if they'reselling the tobacco pipes right
next to the vape pen.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
However, if those stores were selling Power Bio
Farms, I'm all for it.
Like, if it is something thatis oh, I know that name, you
know, but you don't.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
But, you don't know the name they're selling like
hard rhino powder and like BlackPanther.
Right Rock hard Sex, pantherstuff, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, they got that one.
That's like heroin that peoplewere actually buying because it
made them feel like they were onheroin.
This episode, sponsored by sexPanther, this episode brought to
you by her.
No, it was actually on the newsand this lady was like it
ruined my life, Like I was anaddict and I got clean.
Oh yeah, and they told me to trythis stuff, and it was exactly

(17:07):
like it and she was talkingabout how she stole to like get
her fixed from the gas station.
And they finally had toinvestigate and they're like
this is like fucking K2.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
It's like almost it's worse for you, it's not going
to kill you, but it's likeaddictive, but it's going to
ruin your life, yeah, so okay Ifthey do away with this.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
it's just going to create a bigger problem.
I mean, yeah, but what if?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
they do away with this in the sense of, like these
unregulated businesses can'tsell it.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I'd be okay.
I think that'd be good.
I think, yeah, I still haveThrive, thrive.
I have the place next tolockwood I don't know the name
of it.
We still have.
Uh, roy pope sells a bunch ofgood stuff.
I still think that we should beable to.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
We I mean, you know it's kind of like the argument
the gun industry and all thatstuff, but I feel like I should
be able to buy a gun in a gasstation.
Okay, calmate, what are youdoing?
What are you doing?
I'm just saying I believe inregulations.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
I believe, yeah, like if you if you tax it right and
you have parameters where,obviously, if you make it legal,
kids aren't.
Even now, the studies show thatteenagers do not smoke
marijuana.
As a matter of fact, it'slesser now than it was like 10
years ago.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
No, they're hitting them.
Vape pins, they're hitting them.
Yeah, have you seen thecommercials for the anti-vape
pins?
Oh, yeah, oh, is it the for theanti-vape pens?

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh, is it the ones where?
So I worked a lot of highschool football games over this
past couple months, right, and Iworked Crowley's football games
and they've got this nice,beautiful stadium.
I mean it literally looks likea professional stadium and it's
nice enough that Texas Wesleyanfootball plays at their stadium

(18:46):
oh, really yeah they have thisyou know giant screen and during
like halftime or whatever afterthe halftime show, they'll play
this commercial.
It's this vape commercial.
These girls are in the bathroomand the girl drops her vape in
the toilet and she reaches inand gets it and then she's
walking out, she takes a hit offof it and it's that whole like

(19:08):
it's so addictive that you'rewilling to put something out of
the toilet in your mouth and I'mlike man, this is it.
Gave me the whole.
Like.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
This is your brain right, this is your brain on
drugs right, it was that wholevibe that's a horrible
commercial that is so dumb Iliked it whenever rachel lee
Cook was doing those commercials.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I'm a big fan of Rachel E Cook and Rachel Cook,
the other star.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
So what's up who?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
I don't know who either one of these people are.
Rachel E Cook from.
She's All that.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
I don't remember.
She's All that.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
She was.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Does she have a mole on her face?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
No, she's like the cute 90s.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yeah, I don't remember her, one of the 90s
girls.
Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Google Rachel Cook.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
All right, yeah, who's the other one?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Rachel Cook.
So here's this one.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, okay, I remember her.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Let me see, yeah, I remember her.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, rachel, rachel Cook, anyways, yeah, so
hopefully vote, please vote.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
You probably shouldn't.
You probably shouldn't,somebody shouldn't, you should
vote.
You probably shouldn't look upRachel Cook.
Oh, is she a porn star.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
They need to put that Known for Killshot, the Hack
Job and Succubus.
What?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Hey, yeah, she was a nerd.
How do they not know?
She's all that.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
That's what it says.
On says I have a great movie.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I can't remember who people are in there.
Is it suck you bus or suck yourbus?
It's?
It's kill shot.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Okay, hack job and suck you bus so let's all right,
let me talk about my hat realquick and why I'm wearing my hat
.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, yeah, please do so I bought this hat today I
moved to boot barn.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Uh, it was my brother's wedding this weekend,
so I wanted to dress cowboy.
I got a sports coat, got myboots.
I've had my boots.
I got some denim cowboy jeansand this hat.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I don't know any other cowboy jeans that aren't
denim Wrangler cinch.
Ariat.
Well, I mean no brands, but yousaid denim, cowboy jeans and we
all assume they're denim.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, shout out to Bodie over there at a boot barn.
He found this hat for me and heshaped it out for me.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
It looks great.
Well, really Okay, but explainto him why it's such a feat to
find a hat for you.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Because I got a big fucking head.
This head is huge.
What size are you wearing?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
there.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I wear in regular baseball hats.
Let me see it.
I wear a seven and seven eights.
Let me see what y'all thinkabout this seven and I.
Chad wore it.
Chad wore it and I told him hecould pull it off it's a little
big on me, no it's a little, isit really?
Yeah, it's a little seven andthree, fours that's a seven,
that's one size under seven andseven eights so I think I'm a
seven and a half or seven andfive-eighths maybe that looks

(21:43):
good on you.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I think it looks fine I mean you could, yeah, I think
anybody, I don't know.
All right, I believe I amgetting a bolo.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I am getting a bolo.
You should get a bolo.
I've got one, if you want toborrow it.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's a gold panther want to borrow it.
It's a panther like bejeweledpanther head, if you're not
wearing that in a gold?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
pinky ring.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
I have the pinky ring .

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Dude, yeah, you got to go whole.
What kind of boots you got.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Just Ariat boots.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
You didn't get the pointy ones, Dude no, come on,
Dude, you should, though.
Like the the pointy boots.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
I am going to go to the Grand Plaza tomorrow and get
a big belt buckle.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
You should yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Should I just go to you think they have belt buckles
at the.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well, they got them at Belt, buckle, etc.
That's not a real shop.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
It could be, it could be, could be um at montgomery
antique.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Ah, maybe I don't think.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
But I mean, they have them at cavendish, I know they
got a bunch of nazi stuff overthere, so they do.
But you can go to cavendish andget you a belt buckle too.
Yeah, yeah, but I, I think dudeputting this on, I was like man
, I want to start wearing cowboyshit I think, this awoken
something in me I think thateverybody can wear a cowboy hat,
depending on I mean, anybodycan, but it's just all about the

(23:13):
shape and stuff like this.
One's a little too tall.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
I need to get reshaped and dropped out, dude,
my hog looks really good inwranglers, that's good man,
everyone's does.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I think that's the whole point.
They're super tight on the junk.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Mine aren't.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
You wear skinny jeans .
My guy, what are you saying?
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
No.
So yeah, the wedding's thisweekend and I got a bunch of
family coming into town and so Iwanted to go ahead and wear
this and see how I looked.
I told them I was going to wearit out the store.
I'm going to wear it out, yes,I.
I looked, I told them.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I was going to wear it out the store.
I'm going to wear it out.
Yes, I'm a big fan.
We weren't sure if we weregoing to have a show tonight
because of the wedding stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
His hobby is like I got to get a suit and I got to
get a hat.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I got to do I'm very last minute Surrounded by
indecisive idiots.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I was supposed to do this on Saturday but Lola got
sick and we were there untillike five in the morning.
We were there until five in themorning, came home and, uh,
passed out at six.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Dude, it was did you have a good thanksgiving though
yeah, a lot of food um, you knowit's the first year that I did
not make a uh after thanksgivingsandwich.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Oh, I did I didn't have any leftovers because we
didn't host it this year and weleft all of our shit over at her
brother's.
Yeah, felt like a solid thing.
What did you?
What?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
what'd you do with your sandwich.
So I I don't know if I'vereally done it recently, but
like my mom has been talkingabout this, like hoagie wheat
roll from walmart, okay, and soI'm like fuck it, like I'll get
some.
And so I got it and I toastedit up and then I just like
layered every little thing on it.
You know my stuffing, my um,mashed potatoes, mac and cheese,

(24:54):
broccoli cheese and rice.
So double the cheese up, youknow what I mean.
And then, um some, it was likebrussels sprouts and and
cranberries, so like a littlebit of greens and a little bit
of tart, and then the turkey anda little bit of gravy.
It was a big boy, I mean, thatthing.
It was kind of, you know,coming out the side, but it was
delicious.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
So I always take the cranberry sauce.
I want the cranberry sauce outof the can, right.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I've gone to places where they've tried to fancy
that shit up and make it like oh, I've got cranberries and made
it all you know, whatever.
Yeah, no, give me this shit.
That's jello out of the can,right?
I want?
Everyone really wants to be inthe shape of the can, right, I'm
gonna cut right on those ridges.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
I mean, it's got pre-made cut marks based off the
can.
We talked about this onthanksgiving at my mom's house,
actually, and she said the samething.
It's like I've had some likegood cranberry sauce and it's
never as good as this can shit.
And I was like you would bekind of cool.
Is this someone at a reallyfancy restaurant, like I don't
know, say like clay pigeon?
He came out like thisthanksgiving turkey meal or
whatever, and he made his owncranberry sauce and put it in a
can like like that's how hepresented it.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
No, no, no, no.
I think how he would make.
I think that'd be pretty, Iwouldn't even do that?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I would.
I would make the badassthanksgiving, you know, if I was
at Clay, pigeon or wherever,and then I would come out with a
can of Ocean.
Spray cranberry sauce and I'mlike this is what y'all want.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I'm sure a professional chef like that
could actually do an enhancedversion of that, but still make
it look like a can.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
It's got to look like it and it's got to be perfectly
smooth and no chunks.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
With some ridges of the can yes can we talk about
the bread you use for yoursandwich, though?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
he said brioche, right, he's.
No, he said a hoagie, it was awheat hoagie bun, yeah okay, I
think the mexican bolio breadwould be a perfect fit because
that would be, because that'swhat they use on tortas right?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
yeah, yeah you can either cut it the way it is or
you can like hollow it out alittle bit.
Take a little bit of the breadout see, that's what.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
That's exactly what you need to do, because
otherwise it's just a fuckingmess.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
You got to have some kind of like, like it's you need
holding it in because you'reotherwise, you're just placing
shit on top and then a breadlike a solid bread and you're
gonna have to open your mouth soyour bread actually needs to be
thick, right?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
that way you can hollow it out.
So you have, you still get agood bread to sandwich
ingredients ratio, right?
I say maybe half it's science.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
You take half of that .
You're more than even welcometo keep that side bread that you
have and take little bites ofit while you're well, I think, I
think you have to.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
yeah, you could toast it up, make some croutons do
something with it.
Croutons.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I was always a fan of just spreading the cranberry
sauce on the bread itself as thecondiment Right, and then a
layer of mashed potatoes, juiceit up early on.
That's smart.
I use the mac and cheese as thecheese and that goes on top of
everything.
Okay, you got to get that goodlayer ratio going.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I don't do a moist maker, though.
I mean I feel like most of myThanksgiving is a moist maker,
Like the mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
The broccoli cheese and rice is perfect.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Dude, but dark meat is just so tender.
You put dark meat in that.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Fried turkey, fried turkey.
Should I do fried turkey.
You put dark meat in that.
Fried turkey, fried turkey.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Should I do fried turkey?
No, I smoked a bunch of turkeybreasts.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
So we did fried turkey.
We did fried turkey and I wantto tell you All right, so we
went down to Hold on From thechat.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Dot dot dot.
Check out Funky Panther wherewe talk about bread for
Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Thank you, david, also no hence, and quote, hence
why the hog has to look good.
Family's coming, Family'scoming down for the wedding.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
David is a former coworker and a good friend of
mine.
I've known him for a number ofyears.
I'm glad he's in here harassingus, because that's the David
that I want.
Let me just tell you this whydon't you just tell me this?
We went down to when who?
We went down to.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Rice by who?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, Jesse and I for Thanksgiving Got you, and when
you deep fry a turkey younormally just got the hook thing
and you just slowly put it inthere.
Her brother works on cranes.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
He just dumped it in there.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
No, no, no, no, no.
He rigged, so he's got anelectric hoist to help move
crane parts around.
Right he climbed a tree and putthis hoist into the tree God
damn it, love it and thenlowered the crane.
Basically it was a crane andthat's how we lowered the turkey
into the.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Did you salute it, did you we?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
should have.
Honestly, we should have.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Put an American flag in the wing of the turkey.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
I love it, man, fucking Thanksgiving rocks.
My grandparents are in townfrom Mexico.
I told you.
I don't know if I told youWhenever they come here, they go
to Jack in the Box to get tacos.
Yeah, because they love it.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
That's wild.
They live in Mexico.
They have amazing tacos thesame ones that went to taco bell
, though, too, and they werelike what is this garbage right?
They've never.
It's just strictly jack in thebox tacos and my mom's.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Like you know, this is fine.
Your grandparents are comingand your grandma wants me to
make another thanksgiving meal.
So that way, she lovesthanksgiving food and I was like
okay, well, that's hell yeah, Imean, you're good with that I'm
, I'm dude, I'm a sucker forThanksgiving food.
Did you go to Luby's?
I mean when, do I not?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I mean, but did you go to Luby's to get your
Thanksgiving?
No, no, we went to Tammy'sparents.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Dude, they spent hours making food.
That shit was bomb.
And I went to my mom's houseand got some leftovers.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Oh, fuck, I love that food.
So what did you do over thepast couple of weeks?
We haven't talked about that,right?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Just you know, like I said, thanksgiving stuff, work.
Lola got sick.
We had to take care of her.
We're still taking care of hernow.
She's still kind of gettingbetter and then, getting ready
for this wedding, my sistermoves next week.
She's moving to South Texas tolive with her boyfriend and then

(30:46):
of course, we we got theholidays coming up, so, um, it's
pretty much it's it's gonna bea full, full december.
You know, we got uh jared'shaving a birthday party, uh in a
couple weeks, so he invited usout over there.
Um, they're having, he's havingan event over there in uh, at
uh two lanes and two lanes, I'msorry, um mcflies.
So, um, that'd be pretty coolto check out yeah but, um, what

(31:09):
else have I done?
nothing, just jam out to awesomerighteous tunes.
And uh, kendrick, kendricklamar came out with a new album.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
She was bomb yeah, I expect another one from him yeah
, he announced a tour with sZA.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
It's going to be here in april, but I'm holding out
hope that he's gonna um headlineacl, so that'd be good.
Good to go to.
Um.
Pretty much it, man, good music.
Uh, spotify's wrapped came out.
I don't do that shit, even formy apple.
Shit didn't come out, didn'tsay, oh, this is what you listen
to they always I do it.
Yeah, yeah, I do too, but itdidn't.

(31:42):
It says you haven't listened toenough music oh you, you've got
to refresh it.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Really, you have to refresh it.
Mine was messed up.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Really.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
And you close out and go back into it.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
But I did like the video you sent me of the
incognito Google incognito mode.
Taz sent me one.
She sent it to me like two daysago but you know I was like,
yeah, that's, I'd be afraid ofwhat pulled up on mine, like uh,
yeah, I don't know, I was gonnasay a category, but no, that's

(32:10):
just yeah, I wouldn't know thatmade my list already like it was
oh really, yeah, it was on.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I think he's like it was my.
My second album the first onewas teddy swims uh, because I
was listening that like thefirst half of the year swims
fucking amazing yeah, but it was, it was a lot of.
It was teddy swims, kendrick um, I don't, even those were the
top two.
I know that much shit uh yeah,it was good my mom was uh, what

(32:40):
was pantera?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
yours was pantera.
Yeah, for number one.
I can't find my phone.
Number one was, yeah, pantera,like.
Number three was St Paul andthe Broken Bones, if you've
never listened to them.
Very good, like modern Motown,very, very talented singer.
Very good.
I had a tooth pulled out of myhead so that was fun.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Oh yeah, you did.
How'd that go?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Actually it wasn't bad.
My doctor hooked me up withnitrous, so he's always down to
give me some nitrous whenever Igo in and sit in the dentist
seat.
If you need a dentist, I'mgoing to plug them right now.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Oh, I need a dentist because I need a tooth pulled.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Brown Family Dentistry.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Oh Marshall Brown.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
No dentistry.
Oh, marshall brown.
No, dr kit brown and dr jakebrown, it's a father-son duo.
Uh, right over off of uh whitesettlement road uh where uh,
trace jose's used to be okay.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Next, next to pearl snap yeah, um, I'll tell him.
You referred me, so they, theypull teeth.
Oh yeah, they pull teeth, theydo it all they do it all there I
need my wisdom, teeth pulledbaby there's more to do at a
dentist they're not

Speaker 2 (33:43):
pull teeth they're not gonna pull your wisdom teeth
.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
They're not gonna pull your wisdom teeth, you're
like charlie day, I feel likesometimes you know what I mean.
It's like oh, I want to pullteeth.
Can I just go to the dentist?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
bird law right yeah I'm gonna plug them, though they
they took care.
They took care of me.
It was good they yanked thattooth out on Monday.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I can't drink for a week or so no alcohol.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I thought because you were being a bitch.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Alcohol kills the viruses, kills and heals.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
They said it screws up the blood clot or whatever.
Here's what's crazy so theytook it out and they're like
he's like wow, you must have ahigh pain tolerance.
It's like what do you mean?
Uh, the thing was broke all theway through into the nerve holy
shit and I'm sitting there,just you know, going, you know
so I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm kind of abadass over here, my name is
jesus christ and I can dowhatever I want.

(34:40):
No, but he pulled it out andhe's like hey, do you want to
keep it?
I was like no, it's like agoddamn baby tooth, you put it
under your pillow and see whatyou get.
I mean, they were joking withit.
I want to get me some skull anda dirty magazine.
So my dentist is an A&Mgraduate and so I asked him.
I was like, so how was thatgame for you?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Oof.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Ugh Rough.
Gag him More like gag him.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Danny and Courtney and the fam were all there, I
saw that.
Which is wild to me.
They got season tickets andthey could have sold their
tickets and paid for the entireseason ticket with that.
One game Should have.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
That's what I would have done.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
That's the first time they played since 2012.
I know so.
2012.
I know so.
They went, of course, becauseit's a big deal.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
And that last one was Johnny.
Worst game to go to.
Was that Johnny footballplaying that last one?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, I think it was 2012?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Yeah, before they switched over.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
You got to go to that .

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Before they went to the SEC.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Right, but yeah, so they went.
They were there.
I would have sold.
That way you paid it all off.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
You still enjoyed yourself on all the other games
and you can watch that one fromTV, you can go next year it's
Thanksgiving week Come on.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, but we're also not A&M alum and don't
understand the rivalry, so Iguess whatever Sure.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
That video made the rounds is like gig him, gig him.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Oh the guy the spirit guy.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Fight Aggie Aggie.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Aggie fight, and then it was all like that's a little
brother energy and I'm likelittle brother energy complex.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
I just want to hit him with a baseball bat, have
you?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
not seen that, no, so like their pep rally before you
know the game or whatever.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
They've got their spirit people or whatever their
yell leaders okay, their yellleaders whatever they are, I can
tell you how they yell in bed.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
It was terrible and I'm saying that is why they lost
Gag them.
That is why they lost the gods.
The Aggie gods saw that theywere not happy.
They were not pleased and theysaid you do not deserve this win
texas forever that's whathappened.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
All right, I digress I guy dress all right, so what
else do you do dress?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
guys.
I found my apple music thing uh.
Number one uh was teddy swimsat 1300 minutes, kanye at 1100
minutes, kendrick at 750 minutes, tie dollar sign and then drake
were my top five.
I did like I will say thebreakdown of monthly.
It kind of gives you like whatvibes you were in at what time
of the year.
Like mine was kanye a couplemonths, teddy swims a couple
months, childish gambino acouple months, king of leon

(37:18):
monoskin in september, becausewe were in italy and so all I
was listening to is monoskin.
I like it, it.
I like the breakdown.
I'm not going to post it.
I don't think anyone gives ashit, but it was kind of cool to
look at.
I think we should post it to behonest with you, like on the
Funky Panther.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, show our individuals Right.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Say who do you?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
think is who.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
That'd be kind of fun .

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, yeah, I would enjoy that.
I'm not know.
People don't want to see thatshit.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
No, they don't want to see that um, so the past
couple weeks, uh, I mean reallyit was just thanksgiving, right.
So, um, because I already yeah,it feels like forever yeah, did
I talk about when I went towaco?
I did right or no with danny,did you?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
go and pay respects to the branch davidians.
What the?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
fuck, are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
that's in waco, where you know there's branches, the
branch davidians where david wascalled waco waco fire okay, no,
we didn't do that if you didn'tknow chad, chad doesn't know
pop culture.
I don't know things.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Historical events, let's just I don't know things
um, but yeah, no, we businessideas.
He's got tons of them, but aton we.
We went to like four differentbreweries we did talk about this
got sick or whatever.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Well, I think we just talked about it.
I don't know yeah.
Yeah, we went to like fourdifferent breweries.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
We did talk about this.
Yeah, danny got sick orwhatever.
Well, I think we just talkedabout it, oh yeah yeah, we went
to like four different breweriesand a distillery.
We had a great time.
We only went for one night andthe next morning we ate at that.
Um, the restaurant by the, thepeople, the silos not the silos,
like because the silos are awhole thing, but their
restaurant.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I don't know what their restaurant's called, but
it's the Magnolia people.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, it's called the Magnolia Table.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Thank you for that, the Magnolia Table.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good,chip and Joanna Gaines.
Yeah, yeah, we had brunch there.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
It was pretty good.
And then we oh, from the chat,christy had 666 minutes of Leon
Brunches.
I saw that you couldn't get onemore minute.
You better get one more minute,at least no.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I'll leave it like that.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Yeah, and then for Thanksgiving went to Sarah's
family on Thanksgiving Day went,oh, the night before, dude, I
don't remember the last time Iwent out.
Maybe it was last year.
Honestly, I don't remember, butlike the night, before
Thanksgiving, get drunk and wego to the library, we go to
seventh street no, but we woulddo that on black friday too.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, we used to do friendsgiving like on black
friday, right?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
that used to be friendsgiving.
Yeah, it would be go crazywednesday night, thanksgivings
on thursday, and then recoverfriday, and then we have a
friendsgiving that night yeahright, but yeah.
So, uh, we went out.
Christine hervey met us up andg met us up.
Uh, mike the bike met us up.
We went to nickel city becausethey had it all christmas out
you went to nickel city.
It's a miracle no, or you wentto down and out no you didn't.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I thought you went to .
Oh no, I went to.
Uh proper on, oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Friday right, right, that was the last place they
went to, or whatever, and youmet up with them there or
whatever.
Yeah, jay and lance and okaybecause I think they started
nickel.
Uh, I think they went I don'tknow, maybe not, uh, but yeah,
nickel's all looking nice,fantastic.
The drinks were good, um, andthen we went to down and out
fantastic, it was wednesdaynight, so they had karaoke, so
it was a good time.

(40:14):
And down and out has thcseltzers now too, which is
nickel city has really shittyshots.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I don't excuse me, no , no, like, like, like they're
purposely making shitty shotsReally.
Oh yeah, and they're horrendous.
Tell me more Next time you goorder a menthol cigarette.
What it's, malort?
It's like creme de menthe orwhatever, or something like that

(40:45):
, or like one of those mint,whatever shops and and um mescal
so you get the smoky.
You get the smoky from mescal,like if you're smoking a
cigarette.
The kind of bitterness from youget the bitterness from the
malort yeah like after you smokea cigarette.
It sounds awful.
And then the menthol you meantthat just lingers and it is the
worst shot I've ever had.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Shit, yeah, no, well, yeah, I mean, I'll do it.
Yeah, yeah, you got to do it,but it sounds awful.
And then went to the Deer Leaseover the weekend, which was
nice.
Yeah, did you just sit there?
Did you get anything?
No, I saw a buck open becauseit was thanksgiving weekend and

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they just do whatever the fuckthey want, so they're just
closed.
But other than that it was alot of fun.
But yeah, that's all I got cool.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Um, you know, let me just uh do this little, okay.
So, um javier said we had a lotto talk about, we had to do a
show tonight.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
There's a lot of things happening in the world
here currently.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I actually made.
I didn't have a lot going on atwork today.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
It's a good thing, and whenever I'm at work I don't
have a lot going on, so Iactually created a chat GPT.
If you didn't know this, if youpay for chat GPT, you can go
there and create GPTs.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
So I created the GPT to help me put together like
current events great penistouchers whatever, yes, whatever
topic I'm looking for, and itpulls all the stuff and kind of
outlines it for me and all that.
So here's what we got.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Is this going to be about uh?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
uh, so the first one's about miss hayley welch.
Okay, so if you didn't know,hawk to a hawk to the hawk to a
girl.
So just to recap, everyone,everyone, uh, she became famous
for a viral street interviewwhere she said you got to give
them that hawk to and spit onthat thing.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Instant internet sensation yeah, she's done a lot
of cool stuff remixes, givingmoney back, tiktok, parodies
galore start our own podcast,you can even, uh, buy like clips
and add it to your music if youwant monetized her fame with
merchandise that reportedlyearned over 65 000 just like
overnight.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Basically, yeah, all right.
So that wasn't enough, though,okay tell me more.
So she launched um, shelaunched a meme coin.
So if you don't know what memecoins are those that are
listening like Doge Shiba Inuthere's a bunch of them out
there.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Why haven't we started a TFP coin, by the way?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
I don't even know how to do that.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
I don't either, but we should figure out how to do
it, yeah, and just call it thePanther coin, and the code will
be tfp oh, dude, I bet you wecan get fort worth merchants to
take it right bars.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
That actually kind of cool, because we can all right
sidebar.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna work on that
um anybody knows how to makememe coins?
Uh, let us know.
Um, and it's not gonna takethem from us.
The launch of, so she made a,she made a meme coin.
The launch of dollar sign hawk.
So it's hawk right, uh, shepartnered with web3 platform uh,
web, web3 platform over here tolaunch hawk, marketed as a

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community driven meme coin.
It promised to unite her fanbase, tiktok podcast listeners,
uh, merch buyers and so forth.
So the token launched andbriefly skyrocketed to a market
cap of $500 million within hours.
Holy shit, 500 million, 500million.
That is wild, like just and I'mtalking like it launched and it

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shot up over 500 million this,these meme coin.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
That shit's crazy.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Okay.
So after hitting its peak Hawksvalue crashed by over 90% in
minutes.
So it hit, peaked and and thenjust dumped.
Went all the way down tobasically nothing, all right.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
It's a Doge, original Doge, not original Doge prices,
but pretty damn close.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Crypto analysts discovered 96% of the supply was
concentrated in top wallets.
So there was only a few handfulof top wallets that had 96%.
The of the, of the, the coinsyeah sparking accusations of
insider trading impossible.
A rug pull, okay.
So if you don't know what a rugpull is, it's where the
investors all do all the stuff.

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They get the thing up and thenget their money in and bail
right.
There was an individual.
If you didn't know, there's auh, what was that?
Uh, uh, mon, what's that?
What's that?
Uh, hippo, the little miniature.
Hippo, mondang, mondang mudang.
There's a mudang coin and therewas an individual that moved
like a hundred million dollarsof mudang or something like that

(45:20):
over into hawk to.
It probably was 100 million, Idon't have it on here.
Um, it was a substantial amountof money and he and he lost it
all.
Holy shit, all right.
So investors accused welch andher team of orchestrating the
scam.
Her fan base and the cryptocommunity turned against her.
So there are all these memesout now and all these things

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saying that she's about to haveto talk to a judge.
So the moral of the story isfame and financial ventures,
especially in crypto, are adangerous mix.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
So are they for sure that she's the reason that the
rug was pulled?
I don't think it's just her.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I think it's everybody in her team, Because
they're saying that throughblockchain you can track and see
Right and they're showingYou're showing who's getting.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
They say that a foundation made money off the
fees yeah like I think they saida million dollars were the fees
that were, so the way it wasworking like if you wanted to
buy a coin.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
So you bought one hawk tour for like 250 dollars.
The fee on it was like 45dollars, so you weren't getting
a full coin, right, right.
And all these people werebuying these coins.
So they made a shit ton ofmoney on that, driving that up,
and then they just pulled outand dumped it.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
That's wild.
I mean that's just beenhappening a lot.
I mean, I still think thatcrypto has got a huge future and
we're only seeing the beginningof it.
But these meme coins havegotten ridiculous because anyone
can just create them.
I saw this, this video, thiskid he was like 13 years old.
He created this meme coin andhe was on youtube.

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He like launched it.
He got all these people backingit and it like jumped up.
It went from like nothing tothirty thousand dollars.
He's like all excited.
He he's like oh, thank you.
Oh, people are great.
And then, like, as soon asmoney hits certain people, that
like greed switches that littlelight.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Oh fuck Like.
This is real and I can makemoney like this.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
And so this 13 year old kid sold and made $30,000
and like rug pulled everybody.
And so, like all these peoplethat he was, he had built this
kind of community to get thembehind him and everything like
that.
And he rug pulled, made $30,000, which is great for a 13 year
old.
But then the community werelike fuck this kid.
And so they like bumped it upto where his amount of money

(47:39):
would have actually been in themillions, like they were doing
it out of spite at this point.
So like and the millions, likethey were doing it out of spite
at this point.
So it's crazy to me thatthere's nothing actually backed.
You know there's nothingbacking it.
There's no business or anything.
It's just like how many peoplecan buy it all and then whoever
sells it first Like it's thebiggest fucking gamble on these
mean good, and it's the samewith all crypto.
But like is more like prevalentwith the meme coins because

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there's less of them.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
So, with this whole thing, though because of what it
is, I mean, you're talkingfederal charges- yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
And maybe she's not directly involved involved, but
I don't understand how it couldbe insider trading though,
because it's like.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Well, whenever you get a group of people together
and you determine like youdecide, this is what we're going
to do, right, and it's a scam.
People.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yeah, that's a scam.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Right, so it's an insider trading to scam people
out of money.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Because insider trading is more like hey Tim, in
five days I'm going to sellthis company.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
So sell your shit now .

Speaker 1 (48:40):
That's basically what they did.
They said it was within minutes, Like how can you do insider
trading?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
all within minutes.
They had planned it all.
They had planned to launch.
They were like, okay, at launch, we're going to do this.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
We're going to do this we're going to pump the
numbers, we're going to pump itup there and then, once we get
the certain amount, we're goingto just dump it.
So the market cap whenever itcame out was 500 million
currently it's at 618 000.
Holy shit.
There are people that posted ontwitter like I invested 35 000
in this and now I only have twothousand dollars worth of your,
your shit, like I can't my.
I invested this money and Ipulled my money and I use it to
try to invest in.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Well, it's like all those uh sports there was.
There's like several sportspeople.
I think shack was uh partiallyinvolved in a uh in a coin that
that came out, and it ended upbeing something similar to this
well, all of those, um, all thefamous people, uh, was it ft or
whatever it was?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
yeah, yeah, yeah that's.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
That was a big fucking scam yeah, and they were
wanting to Stephen Curry, likethey were trying to sue these
athletes because they're likeyou promoted this product right
you're.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
We lost our money because of you yeah, but like
they're also paid, you know, Imean I do, I do see how shitty
that could be, but it'sdifferent than like if I was to
create one and thenintentionally do it to dump them
.
These athletes and famouspeople weren't doing it so that
they could just make a quickbuck and dump it.
They did it because they getpaid to do that kind of shit all

(50:01):
the fucking time.
That's just what they do, yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I don't know the Hawk Tua girl.
Her voice bothers me, and I'msure my voice bothers other
people too, you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Dude, I hate my voice .

Speaker 2 (50:11):
But her accent and just listening it's like nails
on a chalkboard.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I like it.
I'm here for it.
I'm glad you like it.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Did you listen to any of their stuff or watch?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
any of the clips.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
So I watched a little bit of it with JoJo Siwa.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Oh God, I hate JoJo Siwa.
She's a nightmare, jo, drunkand well I mean as a 21 does.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
21 year old does no but this is like you're acting
out, like yeah, she's got animage and then she's acting like
she went the other directionshe's.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
It's very strange yeah but she has.
She drives me the shoes onthere and you know they're
talking about all sorts of weirdstuff.
But I don't know, I can't get.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
It's definitely not my demographic, it's not meant
for me so okay, let's, let'sstay on crypto for just a second
so do y'all still have anymoney in crypto?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I pulled most of mine out of um like doge and all
that yeah yeah, I don't haveanything in doge.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
I think I've got some stuff in like maybe ethereum,
okay um, if I had waited a day,um, I would have kept my doge
because it went up I sold it andit jumped up like you still
made money, though I did.
I made like 1400 bucks, right,which you know.
Originally like where I was, Iwas at like 17 000 and then I

(51:22):
didn't sell and elon made itcrash.
But, um, I still I'm.
I have, uh, some stock incrypto with bonk, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Bonk coin.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
I got about 23 million shares.
Bonk.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Like Bonk, like horny .
Yeah, I got you.
It's paid out pretty good.
I've made like 100 bucks in it,and so the next thing, of
course, thank you for bringingit up, because I invested in
Manchester United, hey is thatwhy you're?
Wearing the shirt.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
That's why I'm wearing the shirt.
So as an investor, investor inmartin.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I do have voting rights, by the way, do you?
I do have voting rights withyour one stock.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
My well, I have, I have a, I have one share.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I invested a hundred bucks, so that's probably like
five shares.
So I was reading around likewhat are the benefits?
And they're like well, you geta postcard for manchester united
and then, like, you'll get anemail regarding like voting,
like on stuff that's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
I think it's pretty, but also.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I only did it because it's my team.
I'm sure you can do that withcity if you wanted to yeah.
Lance could do it withLiverpool.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I didn't know city, they all have like publicly
traded I think they some.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I know they had to do it because there were a billion
dollars in debt, like 10 yearsago With new investors, because
INEOS, the INEOS founder,invested, which they make the
Grenadier.
They make the Grenadier which Isaw one.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I've seen one as well , I love it Fucking.
Beautiful, beautiful car,beautiful truck, I see them in
downtown Dallas all the time.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Ineos is fucking chef's kiss.
But yeah, no, I bought itbecause I love the team and, no
matter how bad they suck, I havehigh hopes, new coach doing
great things.
We lost yesterday, but it iswhat it is.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
So as a minority owner's your what's your
actually a minority owner.
That's minority, so what's?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
your first what's gonna be your first, first move?
What are you gonna?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
do?
Uh well, we already did it, wealready fired the coach.
Uh ten hag's gonna we he'salready saying we, uh, we got
rid of ten hag and uh, webrought in amarin from sporting
and sporting's been doing reallygood.
They beat, beat Manchester Cityin the UEFA Champions League.
But yeah, we're trying tosoldier our way on.
We play Arsenal again here inthe new year for the FA Cup semi

(53:42):
or quarterfinals.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
He gets to say it because, he's an owner.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I mean, I know, and not only that, but am I mistaken
by saying that you put this onyour Instagram profile?
Yes, is that true?
That's true.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
And I Googled it.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I googled it.
Since I do own shares, I amable to put it on business cards
that I am oh my god, I'm aminority.
You're taking this as far asyou can.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Holy fuck.
Yes, okay, look, you know they.
They sell stocks in the greenbay packers, but they only
release it like once in a bluemoon.
Yeah, well, you have to be on alist for it too.
You do have to be on a list,but you can do the same and the
Green Bay Packers, but they onlyrelease it like once in a blue
moon.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yeah Well, you have to be on a list for it too.
You do have to be on a list.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
but you can do the same thing Like you can put
minority owner of the Green BayPackers.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Technically I am like a smidge smidge minority.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
That's awesome though .
That's cool man.
Yeah, I'm going to go in thereand I'm going to buy like $300
worth of Manchester United nowso I can be above him.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Please don't, because then I'm going to have to put
more, all the money that I madeon Doge.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
We just keep going back and forth.
Yeah, I was about to put it.
I don't even care anythingabout soccer.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
I was about to put it in more GameStop.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
GameStop.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Because, dude, it went up like $180 for me today.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Well, yeah, it's because he posted did he roaring
kitty posted today.
Yeah, yeah, it was just like ayoutube.
It was like a time magazinewith a like a computer screen.
That was like a youtube and ithad like a bar and it said 109
out of 420, like it was a minutenine into 420 on a video.
And so now people have all thespeculation of like what's going
to happen on january 9th at 420 pm or, you know, april 20th.

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Like you know, he puts up thesecryptic things and all that
matters is he posted somethingand you can see that direct
correlation with the stock goingup.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
That's crazy, drastically.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Like they put a stop on buying and selling GameStop
immediately.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Did they?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
really.
Yeah, they did as soon as itjumped up it like froze, and
then they had to like kick itback up.
Yeah, that is crazy.
Yeah, I think it's kind ofweird right now where we are
with stocks and crypto.
I'm not hating it, because overthe past month I'm up 750 bucks
and I haven't done anythingreally like I did.
I did do the whole likeautopilot, where I'm following

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nancy pelosi's stock tracker, so, like anything, she does five
hundred dollars of my robin hooddoes the same thing.
But I've also done stuff likethrow stuff in the s&p 500 and
then put stuff in nvidia andthen the qqq, like the whatever
it is, uh, etf and so.
But all of these things arejust skyrocketing like there is
nothing that is failing rightnow and it scares the bejesus

(56:08):
out of me because you, you don'tget it right going up, it's
gonna, it's gonna hit that peakand it's gonna come down things
don't continue to go up, so itreally worries me, like what are
we in for in 2025?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
you know, I I kind of I think I'm gonna, I think I'm
gonna do the whole autopilotthing.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I think I'm gonna do that it's cool, I wouldn't pay
for it.
Um, there's like a free versionwhere you just like you have to
put a minimum, so you, you'vegot to put at least $500, and it
buys everything under theirstock.
Right, if you pay for it, thenit'll buy and sell for you.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah, I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
But it's so seldom that they're buying and selling.
Like, a lot of thesepoliticians are sticking with a
pretty standard format, and so Idon't know if I'd pay for it.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
I want it for the security because I'm not going
to watch it that close.
So whenever someone sells, Ithink I would do it.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Mine sold one of Nancy Pelosi's stock today and
it was like I made $3 off of it,which is not a big deal, it's
nice.
It's that whole portfolio thatthey put.
You'll pay capital gains taxeson that or what I mean.
I just reinvested all so Idon't have to pay anything.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
So that's what I need to do because I have about like
4,500 and I need to put itsomewhere before the end of the
year.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Because I don't want to have to put that on my taxes,
right, and so maybe I need to.
Just because I have autopilot,I just need to do.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Dude, or I'm telling you like Nancy Pelosi thing is
really good.
There's also this inverseKramer, which is like the guy
that talks about stocks andstuff like that on TV?

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Oh no, that guy is a.
I watch enough John Oliver tonot listen to that guy.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
What's funny is Autopilot took what he says to
do and did the opposite Really,and it was like outpacing Pelosi
on how well it was doing doingthe opposite of what he says,
which is fucking hilarious.
Elon posted about that, by theway, which was funny, but then,
but also, so those are doingwell.
But if you just put money inthe S&P, like you're just it's
constantly I don't know whatever, put money in the s&p like

(57:52):
you're just it's constantly, Idon't know whatever, if I were
you I would put in somethingkind of safe-ish before the end
of the year and then you couldpull it out that's what I'm kind
of thinking like.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
I'm trying to think I was looking through stocks
today, top 100, to see like whatshould I throw it in?
That's safe, that won't go upor down.
Apple's down, apple's down likeeight percent I'll send you a
couple yeah, yeah, yeah, because, yeah, yeah, because I need to.
Just NVIDIA is one.
It needs to go somewhere.
S&p 500 would be another NVIDIA, nvidia.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Or QQQ, is like the S&P 500 of technology companies,
which is like Everything that'sdoing well right now is
technology companies.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I can always invest in DJT.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I mean, if you want to invest, I'm taking
investments.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
I'm taking investments.
You can't be a minority ownerof myself, of me.
You are now a minority owner ofTim.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Which part would you like you can put it on your
business card.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
The big toe.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
That's fine, all right.
What else we got, tim, allright.
So I wanted to bring up,because it's everywhere on the
news right now the CEO ofUnitedHealthcare getting
assassinated.
What are your?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
thoughts on that.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Let me give a rundown , december 4th at approximately
645 outside the Hilton andMidtown Hotel on West 54th
Street, manhattan, new York City.
Thompson is the CEO.
He was en route to an investorsconference at the hotel when a
masked gunman shot him multipletimes from behind.
Then the assailant fled thescene, originally on foot, then

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he gets on a bicycle and ridesoff into the sunset into Central
Park.
All right, so Thompson is theCEO of United Healthcare and he
was going to this investormeeting that started at 8
o'clock.
He was shot basically at 7 infront of them, right, the
investor meeting that started ateight o'clock.
He was shot basically at sevenin front of you know, in front
of the right.
The investor meeting stillhappened, by the way, of course

(59:38):
it did.
Yeah, all right.
So the guy was wearinglight-skinned male, wearing
cream color jacket, black facemask, had this weird looking gun
, had obviously, if you want, ifyou look at it, you know guns.
It's it's very long, so it'sgot a silencer suppressor.
Yeah, I heard it was a .22 thatthey used A 9mm, I think is what
they're saying Okay.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Yeah is what they've come out with.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
So they've labeled it as a brazen targeted attack,
indicating it was premeditated.
Thompson's wife disclosed.
They've had several threats.
It's a CEO of an insurancecompany.
Of course they had threats.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
So investigators found and here's where it gets
crazy, so they've recovered amobile phone that was in the
alleyway, Bullet casings at thescene and on the casings they
had words written on them Deny,defend, depose.
Terms associated with insuranceindustry practices.
Holy shit, yeah.

(01:00:35):
So the question is so, onething, the social media has
blown up on this and if you readany of the comments in the
videos that people are postingabout this, yeah, dude, the
comments are rugged.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
On the group chat.
The guy they have photos ofdon't match the shooter, but
he's hot.
Jake Gyllenhaal?
Yeah, he looks like Jake.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Gyllenhaal yeah, no, so they got these.
Like the comments in there islike oh man, looks like his
healthcare was out of network orwhatever, and just shit like
that playing into the whole.
Like you know, my thoughts andprayers are out of network.
Oh shit, yeah, people are justlike basically the whole eat the

(01:01:23):
rich mentality right now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
So what I find crazy, though, is Blue Cross Blue
Shield Anthem.
Blue Cross Blue Shield hadannounced earlier, before all
this happened, that they weregoing to not cover additional
anesthesia during surgery.
So if it basically went over acertain amount, then the

(01:01:48):
anesthesiology and all thatstuff, the medicine wasn't going
to be covered.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
After the CEO got axed, uh, they quickly changed
that and they're like no, no, wewill.
Yeah, we're definitely gonna becovering that.
They posted a picture of thecurrent ceo for the other
insurance company, right, or dothey?
Is it the person who's takingover, uh?
Interim ceo so I haven't seenthat um somebody posted like uh,
that like you're saying,they're cutting the anesthesia,
like uh but he's saying that wasblue cross, blue cross.

(01:02:19):
Okay, so then yeah somebodyposted a picture of like oh hey,
by the way, this is the ceoyeah, yeah under that post, oh
yeah I'm sorry, dude, but look,I think I've said this a million
times that it only takes theone wrong situation and one guy
that has nothing to lose.
Yeah, so there's a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
So there's a guy on TikTok that I believe he's a
doctor and he makes literal like.
He makes videos about theinsurance industry, yeah, and
they're satirical to the senseof like, oh, it's kind of funny
what he's talking about, butthen it's also but they're all
true, and so it's him as adoctor talking to the insurance.

(01:02:58):
You know people who are notdoctors and they brought the
whole anesthesia thing.
And whenever he's asking, he'slike the the insurance company
is like, yeah, so, um, we'regonna, we're gonna cut your you
know, anesthesia funding for youknow certain yeah, times or
whatever.
And he's like well, who's goingto determine the times?
Oh, we are.
So you know an hour for aquadruple bypass or you know

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whatever.
So all these memes are comingout now.
Then the CEO gets killed, andnow they're backing up on it and
they're like okay, I think weneed to change that right.
So now they're saying no, no,no, we were just kidding.
There's all this speculation onmotive, though, for this
there's this debate on executivesecurity.

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The guy had no security withhim.
He's the head of the CEO of alarge insurance company.
You'd think that he'd haveexecutive security.
Yeah maybe he's kind of aprominent figure, right?
All right, so there's a coupleof of ideas, though there's the
revenge of uh, denied theory.
Right, so it's an individualthat was angry policy holder got

(01:04:04):
denied, or loved one got denied.
He was seeking revenge, which?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
seems obvious with the bullet casings right, like
that's what it would seem likesure right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
But then you have have the inside job to cover
scandals.
So the idea is that Thompson'smurder was orchestrated by
insiders at United Health tosilence him before he could
expose internal corruption ormalpractice.
So Fuel for the Fire reportsThompson being under
investigation by the DOJwhispers a whistleblowing or a
tell-all in the works.
So the edge factor for that iscorporate cover-ups.

(01:04:35):
Always add that juicy cloak anddagger element.
Did he know too much, right?
Um, and so you have somethinglike that where you put those
things in there, make it looklike it might have been that guy
, or it might have been becauseof the revenge or whatever.
Um, that's why I don't do it inpaper.
Yeah, this is.
You got like a whole book overhere trying to shuffle through

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uh pharma industrial complexretaliation, so the whole
pharmaceutical industrialcomplex not happy with them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
You know, maybe not covering medications, things
like that I mean, I think we'regetting a little crazy with some
of these.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Yeah, anti-corporate activism turned violent.
So radical anti-corporateactivists targeted Thompson to
make a statement about thecorruption and greed of the US
healthcare system.
It's a symbolic in nature oftargeting a healthcare CEO
Speculation that the suspectdeliberately left behind
inscribed bullet casings as amanifesto-like gesture.
It's a modern twist of1970s-style domestic terrorism.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Okay, the crypto connection?
Eh, could be Okay.
Okay, 1970s style domesticterrorism, okay, okay the crypto
connection, yeah, could be okay.
So a bizarre twist suggests thatthompson might have been
dabbling in crypto ventures,angering shady actors okay, just
about hawk to in the cryptounderworld uh so the theory
hinges on rumors that he wasexploring blockchain for health
care claims, uh, which couldhave disrupted existing revenue

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streams or dealings, um kind ofadds a little cyber funk,
cyberpunk flair to it.
Uh, just a random act masked asa conspiracy.
I feel like it can't be randomat this point.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I feel like there is no I mean it can't be random
when he's got the bullet casingswritten on, like that was
planned.
But like I don't know if it, Idon't think that it's this crazy
.
I think it's one of two things.
Like one, he was paid becausehe's still at large, like
usually.
That doesn't happen, right?
Have you seen the video?

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
no, yeah of him like it looked very like sloppy
sloppy because he, because itjammed like the guys well.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
So there's a couple things behind that.
Um, if the suppressor's too big, it could be too heavy.
It could cause.
Could cause the gun to notfunction, cycle as proper.
The bullets that he used couldhave been underloaded to reduce
the sound, which causes it notto cycle.
There's a lot of things, butlike the guy, how he stood, it
just didn't seem like a hitman.
It didn't seem John Wick enough.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
I mean, look, have you seen the movie with that
pretty boy from Top Gun onNetflix?

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
You talking about the guy who played Rooster?

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
The guy that's an asshole.
He's an asshole actor.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
He was on Twister.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
Oh, no, he's not the asshole.
No, I got you.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, he is Hangman.
He plays Hank man, glenn Powell.
Yeah, glenn Powell, he's notthe asshole.
Yeah, he is.
He's a cocky asshole.
He's a cocky asshole, hank.
Well, I mean like as an actual,real person.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
He's not a cocky asshole.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
No, I'm sure he's probably a nice guy, one of the
Top Gun actors is an actualasshole in real life oh.
I didn't know that Niles Teller.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Niles Tell acts like a hitman to sting people and
he's like there's no such thingas a hitman.
There is no such thing ashitmen, at least here in the
united states, but like youcan't go up to somebody or find
somebody and say, hey, I wantsomebody dead I mean, I could
probably find somebody thatwould be willing to do it for a
few thousand dollars if you goto mexico you can pay somebody
50 bucks and have them murdered.
That's probably true no, it'strue all right I don't know from
experience.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I just hear one of the things that I did though
with my, with my chat, gpt okaywas.
I was like you know what, I'mgonna just roll with it.
I want the jokes, because theinternet's been full of these
jokes and I want to see.
I know we're going, we're teetman.
We're teetering on that.
You know you don't speak ill ofthe dead or whatever.

(01:08:14):
Okay, whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
What'd Dustin say about it?
Dustin said that like it's notgoing to cover his deductible or
whatever, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
All right, so this one is insurance karma.
Brian Thompson ran UnitedHealthcare, a company famous for
denying claims.
Ironically, the only thingdenied this time was his right
to life insurance.
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Okay, health insurance irony.
Imagine the irony.
A man who spent years makinghealth care less accessible now
gets gunned down in front of ahotel.
You think his policy coverstargeted attacks?
Probably not.
His family's not getting paid.
Bullet points taken literally.
Probably not his family's notgetting paid.
Uh, bullet points takenliterally.
The gunman left casings withthe words deny, defend, oppose

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on them.
Those aren't just bullets,they're.
They are united healthcare'scorporate mission statement.
Fuck me.
United healthcare ceo getstaken out, and I can't help but
wonder what was the deductibleon that?
Or did the shooter getpre-approval first?
Okay, uh, rebrandingopportunity.
United healthcare should takethis as an opportunity to launch

(01:09:20):
a new ad campaign.
We're not just killing yourhopes for affordable healthcare.
Sometimes we're the victims too.
All right conspiracy corner.
People are saying this could bean inside job to silence him.
If so, this is the most extremecost-cutting measure in
UnitedHealthcare history.
I don't like these.
All right, we got just a couplemore.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
It looks like you got like eight more.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
No, no, no, just a couple more.
Jesus, all right.
Executive Premiums.
Maybe the guys should havesigned up for the Executive
Protection Plan, you know, theone that lets rich people avoid
the same fate as the rest of us.
Okay, this is a social mediahot take.
Twitter is ablaze with peoplesaying karma.
If that's true, I hope karmaremembers to bill

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UnitedHealthcare for theout-of-network spiritual service
.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Yeah, I don't think karma has health insurance with
the strip club, though.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
All right, and then cautionary tale.
This is a reminder to CEOseverywhere If you spend your
career denying people the helpthey need, someone might help
themselves to a hip list.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
All right, so let's talk about our thoughts.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Okay, Javier.
What are your thoughts on thewhole situation?

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
On this, the entire thing On the UnitedHe health
care, shooting, death.
My mentality is any loss ofhuman life is terrible, um,
except if they deserve it, orexcept if they're profiting off
of something that's taking awaythe lives and health of the

(01:10:49):
people in the united states.
Do I feel bad?
No, the guy has a 43 milliondollar net worth.
I'm sure he's making more moneyunder the table the company's
like a multi-billion dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
I do not feel bad his family's going to be taken care
of.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
They're well off and maybe if you didn't work for a
company that followed practicesthat took away the life, the
health and the rights to healthand life of of customers just
for profit, then maybe you'd geta little sympathy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
But that's not the case I want to know if this is a
cloak and dagger thing likelook over here, shiny object,
look what happened and thensomething else is you know,
going on could be.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Look, I'm not, I'm whatever.
Kill the rich.
Okay, I think that's too much.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
No you started off on the right note and then went
south real quick.
Uh, I you know.
Obviously it is not okay whenpeople die in murder murdered
right murdered umand yeah there's every uh, you
know, insurance agency is someform, probably fraudulent, not

(01:11:58):
fraudulent, but they're all forprofit, so they're all doing
things there's some dirtypractices probably right.
Right if they're.
If they're making that muchmoney, where's that coming from
us and we're not using itappropriately?
Right, but we need it legallyand so it's like there is some
problems there, but that's notall directly correlated to that
one individual.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
No, no, it's not like he went out saying I hope you
die.
He's not the one writing thepolicies no.
It's people that are working inlike the.
What is it?
The bureaucratic part of allthis?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
The problem is that our country allows that to
happen.
Yeah, it's like we've createdthe standard of like you've got
to have insurance in order topay for these crazy astronomical
hospital bills or whatever mayhappen.
Whether you need it or not, youhave to pay for it.
Right, you've got to haveinsurance because whatever could
happen could put you likebankrupt.
You know what?
I mean and so like it, we it's.
We're in between a rock and ahard place and they shouldn't be

(01:12:57):
making profit as much as theyare.
They shouldn't be multi-billiondollars like okay, million
dollar, whatever.
The fuck.
Right, they're companies, I getit, but like that's crazy to
make that much money off thebacks of people that are paying
you because they fucking have toso kind of on the same subject,
but they are saving lives too.
Like you got to think, yes, it'sall shitty, like I've been

(01:13:17):
denied claims, but I've also nothad to pay a hundred thousand
dollar bills too, you know Imean.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
So there's good and bad, both happening, just
depends on who you talk to sotrump uh talked to uh the prime
minister of canada um the otherday and basically said you know,
so we're going to put tariffs,yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
What Snow Mexicans?
Snow Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Yeah, they're going to, so we're going to put
tariffs you know, tariffs onthem.
And they're saying they'regoing to put tariffs on us.
And he basically said we willcripple your economy and you
might as well become the 51ststate.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Bernie Sanders has agreed to that.
He said that's a good idea aslong as we get their free health
care and all their other stuffthat comes along with it, as
long as we keep weed legal andall the fun stuff, universal
health care I'm here for it, man, this whole thing, though, with
the ceo, I always wonder ifit's you know.
We see something big, flashy onthe news.
It's kind of like the, thesubmarine that went down and all

(01:14:19):
those you know billionaires andmillionaires or whatever, died,
and we were all hyper focusedon that.
What did it distract us from,really, and always kind of have
that in the back of mind.
What are we being distracted ofright now, like all of our
attentions on this, somethingelse might be going on um also,
though what if this is just likethis?

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
what if he?
What if he cut this guy off intraffic one time and he's just
like an angry person?

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
oh, you mean like that movie with ben affleck and
uh um samuel jackson changinglanes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Changing lanes, or was it crash?

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
no, it was changing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Great fucking movie I don't think I've ever seen that
that's good but yeah, like ifhe cut him off, he's like I'm
gonna figure out who this guy isand he like researched him,
like, oh, he's super rich, noone care, whatever, you know,
people hate him already.
Let me make them really hatehim by putting these on the
books.
What if it was something sosimple?
And then, like people are blownout of proportion.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I mean I, I'm just figuring it's probably somebody
from like on 4chan or something.
Dude, don't ever go on 4chan,4chan is Is that still a.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Oh yeah, it's very much still active and it's crazy
.
Yeah, no, I'm good, I go inthere anytime anything big like
this happens.
I usually go in there to see ifanybody confesses.
Oh, I have a you though.
So I was on there and, like Ido every once in a while, I'll
just kind of see, because I wantto see, like if people are like
what's the chatter?

(01:15:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
now Temperature check .

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Yeah, and there's this guy who posted something.
It was very like, very weird.
He's like basically like, doyou want to see a dead body?
And so people were like, yeah,this this dude started taking
pictures.
He had pictures of hisgirlfriend he killed and posted
on there.
He got caught, but it wasstraight up like it had just
happened.
He took pictures, he posted on4chan.

(01:15:56):
So that's the kind of peoplethat you're dealing with.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Wasn't there a documentary?
Kill cats, don't fuck with cats.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Yeah, and there was another one.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
That one was fucked up, but good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
I'm not watching that shit.
And then there was another oneabout like QAnon or something
like that, oh yeah, it wassimilar Talking about 4chan and
all sorts of stuff, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
All right, I want to bring up one other little piece
of thing that's going on, if youall haven't heard, because I
want to jump into just a littlebit of the true crime world.
Before I do that, I want to saythat netflix is going to make a
movie off the ceo kelly.

(01:16:35):
Oh yeah, that's what's gonnahappen for sure.
Um, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
So have you all heard about the disappearance of the
30 year old photographer, hannahkobayashi?
Oh, yeah, yeah, they uh had anannouncement yesterday at a
press conference, yeah, abouthow they so hannah kobayashi's
from hawaii and she was supposedto be going to new york.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
So she flies, hawaii, has a connecting flight in Los
Angeles, goes to New York.
She never gets on thatconnecting flight and disappears
.
She kind of just like she'sbeen in contact with her family
a little bit and then she justgoes like radio silence.
Right.
They got her traced where herbags went to New York.
She contacted the airline, hadthem sent back to Los Angeles,

(01:17:10):
she collected them and the lastthey have seen now at this point
is that she went across theborder into Mexico on her own
free will.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
That's what they say.
Have they released any footageabout that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
They haven't released footage that I've seen, but
what they're saying is that sheis no longer a missing person.
She is a voluntary missingperson and so they would like
for her to come forward and saylike hey, look, I'm okay, right,
um, but yeah, so despite thelos angeles uh police department
classifying hannah as avoluntary missing person, her

(01:17:40):
family strongly disagrees.
They emphasize that her abruptdisappearance and alarming
messages are uncharacteristic.
Family spokesperson PigeonPaganus, which is a weird name,
stated we're really afraid.
End quotes Highlighting theirongoing fears for her safety.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Can they check and see if they put an insurance
policy on her?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
The family's been proactive in seeking help, I
mean look.
Distributing flyers, engagingwith the media to raise
awareness.
They urge anyone with anyinformation to come forward.
All right, Her dad went to LosAngeles and was like handing out
flyers outside of the airportand all that, and then they

(01:18:26):
found his body in the basement,like level of the parking garage
.
What dead.
He killed himself.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Yeah uh, gladys says that it's wild but I don't think
her dad killed kill himself so,involvement of authorities.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Uh, the family has provided these documents to fb,
okay, so here's where it getscrazy.
So, so, discovery ofimmigration documents.
So during the search, hannah'smother found immigration
documents in her Hawaii home,suggesting a possible marriage
to an Argentinian citizen namedAlan Cacace C-A-C-A-C-E.
God, Argentinians are the worst,these documents raise suspicion

(01:19:04):
of fraudulent marriage intendedto secure a green card.
So the family has providedthese documents to the FBI,
prompting further investigationinto the legitimacy of marriage
and marriage intended to securea green card.
So the family has providedthese documents to fbi,
prompting further investigation,the legitimacy of marriage and
any connection to hannah'sdisappearance.
So the family's attorney, um,has called for caution, stating
that the family has notconfirmed the authenticity of
any marriage, is urging againstspeculation right now.
Um, so they still got thisongoing thing.

(01:19:26):
Another fucking movie's gonnato be made, shit, I think.
Because there was text messagesand stuff where she had talked
to other people saying that shewas wanting to just like cut the
cord, essentially and like getaway from like all the social
media, all that stuff, yeah, andso she just disappeared into

(01:19:47):
Mexico.
Social media, all that stuff,yeah, and so she just
disappeared into Mexico.
I think that she legitimatelyjust used this as an out to just
Get away yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Yeah, who knows.
I think it's wild about her dad, though that's fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Yeah, that was a wild twist to it, like we've seen,
like these videos of him, youknow, pleading.
Like you know, we want mydaughter back you know, where
she at all this other stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
And then it's like, oh yeah, by the way, we found
him dead what I think is crazyis how difficult it is to find
people or like, like the, themurder, uh, of the united health
, whatever but also how easy itis to find people right, that's
what I'm saying like how couldthey not find him?
How could they not find thisgirl, when it's so easy to find
people these days?

(01:20:33):
Like, people don't get awaywith shit at all, so and then
the ones that make national newssomehow are the ones that get
away.
Like how does that happen?
How is that a thing?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
So the city of Fort Worth uses a thing called the
Real Time Crime Center, rtcc,and they have crime cameras all
over the city, right Like allover the city, and they're in
all these different areas andeverything.
They have gunshot monitoring,detection, they have license
plate readers, they have all ofthis stuff Red light camera, all

(01:21:04):
of the cameras, the lights theyread.
I think license plates and shit, all the cameras, I mean some
of them do like they have gay,have cameras on on some of them
to read license plates.
Yeah, so they've got all this.
They've got all this stuffright.
So you have an instance likethis where this person just kind
of slips off into mexico andthen that's it right.
Or you have this guy whomurders the ceo and he

(01:21:25):
disappears into central park,that's la and new york which are
two of the biggest cities thathave all the stuff that doesn't
have all the stuff all the stuffyeah and they can't find them.
That's crazy the assassin well,yeah, that's what I'm saying
like how?
So you stepped out for a secondand now you're coming back into
the conversation where we'rediscussing how it's so it seems

(01:21:48):
like it's so difficult to findthese people, yet it's so easy
to find people these days Ithink new york is the most
monitored location in the worldyeah, other than washington or
whatever, where there's camerasin every corner.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
After 9-11 was the epicenter of like, where
everything is just located,where you're looking.
You can get on earth cam andlike, look at central park.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
There are cameras everywhere also.
Like traffic sucks, like Idon't care what time of day it
is, like you, you can't getaround.
And of course the dude was on acity bike, right or whatever
yeah, well, he was an e-bike.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
It was an e-bike, right, those are tracked yeah,
they got gps yeah that's citybikes.
It was an e-bike, it was ane-bike, it was an e-bike, and
then he jumped on an e-bike.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
I heard it was a city bike, because some hacker guy
was actually figuring out wherecity bikes were going and he
said that he knew where the guywent because it was a city bike.
I don't know if that's true.
I mean, there's been so muchshit on social media or whatever
.
But regardless like if they'regoing to go on a subway or
something like that, there'scameras all over, you got to
check in, you got to do yourticket, flights, cars, like

(01:22:54):
there's so much tracking oneverything, like it's just hard
to see someone get away,especially in a city like that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
So David says that we're wrong.
Chicago is the most camera.
Okay, yeah, I mean, and Ibelieve that too, like I believe
, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
I mean, and I believe that too, like I believe, okay,
out of all these places thoughyou look at Chicago, new York,
washington DC, la cameraseverywhere, major metropolitan
areas.
Fort Worth's got cameraseverywhere.
Now, that was in the news, Ithink, a couple years ago and
people were kind of up in armsbecause it's like, oh, you're

(01:23:29):
watching us and yeah, all thatstuff right.
But my god, in in um today'sworld, it I I find it very
difficult, like how could I?
I don't know if I could justdisappear, yeah, how would you
do it?
I think you would have to get,you'd have to have cash, yeah
yeah, everything no cards on you, no phone on you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
You can't have any bit of technology on you, yeah,
ditch all you'd have to dropeverything, include any modern
vehicle too true, right, yeah,you have everything and so you'd
have to get one of those carsthat's being made in mexico you
would have to that we discussedin one of the last episodes.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
You would have to stay in a location that is very
poor.
Buy a burner with cash or have.
You can't even have somebodyget you a ride because they'll
have a camera in a store.
You have to walk at a certainlocation.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
You could wear that hat, though You'd have to wear
that hat, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
And then dump it, or just have a shirt that says I'm
from Europe or something.
But you have to.
I've thought about this If Ihad to murder someone here in
Fort Worth, how would I do it?

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Okay, well, let's not talk about murdering somebody.
Oh sorry, let's just say thatyou have to disappear from Fort.
Worth Cr here you've gotsomebody after you.
You got to just get out of hereyeah I mean realistically,
because I mean if you go to, yougo to the border.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
They've got video of her crossing the border yeah,
yeah I mean you'd have to go inthe country which, luckily, I
feel like texas has got so muchof.
Like you, I feel like it'd befairly simple here.
I mean you have to ditch alltechnology.
You'd have to lose any kind ofmodern car and you'd have to go
out in the middle of nowhere.
You'd have to wear any kind ofmodern car.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
You'd have to go out in the middle of nowhere you'd
have to wear a mask anywhere yougo, so that way they won't
trace you with sunglasses you'rejust looking like the Unabomber
at this point.
I was at Boot Barn or I was at.
For us it'd be easy like shaveour hair.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Lose the glasses that alone islike a hell of a change.
Lose the glasses that alone islike a hell of a change.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean they got her crossingthe border and so in my mind,
we're incriminating ourselvesfor future murder.
Like you couldn't go across theborder, but I always wonder
like if you ever start drivingout you ever start driving out
you?
ever start driving out west,right, you start getting out
like pecos, oh, you mean, likewhen you're going towards
midland and you're like in themiddle of nowhere, yeah, even
past that, like you're heading,you're in between like the
middle of odessa and el paso,yeah, that range right there,

(01:25:57):
and you see these like random,like there's nothing out here,
but there'll be like a trailer,just one random trailer, just
sitting in a in a plot of landwith nothing around.
I always wonder, like thosepeople don't want to be around
people and it makes you wonderif, like they're, are they
escaping?
You know something?

(01:26:17):
It seems like you're justexisting at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
I think that's where people go to Terlingua.
If you live over there, you'vegot nothing over there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Just try to.
You're just in the desert, justexist in the desert and
disappear.
You have an option to go acrossthe border in a small little
mexican town and from thereyou're gone, you disappear,
that's it, but they still likehave a record of you crossing no
, you cross a little boat.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
You don't go through a check check-in station you're
talking about to book bookilas,right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
yeah yeah, but you have to.
You're supposed to go to thethey have on the on the mexican,
but you're supposed to go tothe they have on the Mexican
side.
You're supposed to.
You're supposed to go.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
You're supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
I would think that they would probably make you no.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
People walk barefoot.
They'll walk barefoot acrossthat little river and get in
there and they eat and come backand that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
They don't check in and pay their.
Speaking of that, I really wantto do that in 2025.
That's on my list.
I really want to do that in2025.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
That's on my list.
It's a national park.
Yeah Well, it's right by BigBend no but I'm saying the
Mexico side.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
It's considered a national park too.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
The Chihuahuan Mountains, yeah something like
that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Yeah, I just watched the whole thing on this and
you're supposed to pay theRangers over there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
I want to go to Big Bend next year and take a whole
week and go to all the thingsthat we've talked about doing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
You're two hours away from everything once you're in
Big Bend.
You're two hours away fromAlpine.
You're two hours away fromMarfa.
You're two hours away fromAlpine.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Well, obviously, alpo , the observatory, the
observatory, the observatory,davis Mountains, yeah, davis
Mountains Observatory.
The spring over there, thereally great spring, balmora,
balmora, the spring over there.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
The really great balamore, yeah, which I want to
go dive that I've never beenthere section where they you can
dive, but you're two hours fromeverything, you're all.
You're two hours from, uh, um,real mexico.
Not book, yes, but um, mybrains like tijuana.
All right, what else is?

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
that's you wanna, uh, juarez juarez, yeah no, no,
juarez.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Juarez is like eight months, so that's all I've got.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
That's some crazy shit.
That's been going on.
Yeah, it's been a lot.
It's been a lot happening overthe last couple weeks here.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Can we say 2024 has been one of the wildest years on
record?
No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
No.
So we witnessed some prettyinsane history, though just
recently.
So in the first time in modern,or actually in warfare and
altogether, an ICBM was used todo a strike on somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
It wasn't an ICBM, it was something different.
They're saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
I know it was an ICBM .
All intents and purposes it'san ICBM.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
They were saying it's an intermediate, like an IC
Bell movement, like somethingthat was super cold
Intercontinental ballisticmissile.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
They typically carry a payload for a nuclear war,
like it's a nuclear payload onit.
Russia launched one intoUkraine and everybody sat there
basically like did they just notlaunch an actual nuclear, you
know bomb?
Right, they didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
They had conventional payload on there versus nuclear
, but those are meant to launchnuclear missiles so they shot
something that could have had anuclear bomb, but it just had a
regular payload yeah, so the wayit blew up like a missile or
whatever, but not like a nuclear.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
And here's where it gets a little bit more hairy.
So, whenever it, it's like athree-stage rocket so it
launches, and then it launches,it drops off its initial fuel
load and it launches again, andthen the third stage it has,
like these, it breaks into, likethese five or whatever
different warheads, and it makesit so your Iron Dome, which is

(01:29:52):
what Israel has.
We have something similar tothat where these missiles strike
it out right.
So we have those deployed inUkraine.
We gave them to Ukraine to useand they were able to stop maybe
like three or two.
Yeah, so it just shows that thesystem it does work kind of.

(01:30:12):
Work kind of, but broken, yeah,it might not work so well with
this, and so that's the firsttime we get to witness something
like that in history, which isa very scary thing.
Like did people die?
Like did it actually hit?
yeah, yeah, really it wasn't anuclear it was conventional
payload but it didn't killanybody though it.
Yeah they.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
They hit a city with with it, but the camera shot of
it coming down was scary as fuck.
I got to look that up.
That's wild, it's insane.
I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
So, Neil deGrasse.
Tyson yeah, so he was talkingabout nuclear warfare and that
everybody's fear is, you know,if we shoot nuclear missiles and
whatever, drop a nuclear bomb,it's going to have this big
fallout and there's going to benuclear winter across the earth
or whatever.
And that's not actually true.
Modern nuclear weapons don'tcreate that same fallout.

(01:30:56):
It's very he said it's verycontained.
Yeah, to like.
Wherever you're hitting now it'sthe countries that don't have
developed real developed nuclearyeah, like nukes from like 20
years ago, yeah, so likepakistan might have nukes from
like early nuke days, that yeah,that would be a problem yeah
yeah, it's crazy science we'reliving in, we're living in a

(01:31:21):
wild time and I was talking todustin last night um in between
sets at this concert.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
I was at when when are we going to have him?

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
on I don't know, we've never had them on.
Yeah, we're going to have tohave him on soon, we know yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Matt, and they played my voicemail a week or two ago.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
But I was talking with him and I was talking to
Stubbs.
Stubbs and Dustin were both outand Stubbs and I are both in
agreement at this point that atsome point.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Y'all want to do each other.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
At some point.
We're going to do each otherbecause this is a simulation,
right yeah, we were offed atsome point and now we're just in
this weird simulation.
I wish, man, someone needs tohit the reboot button.
Life's too real.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
I don't know, I don't think so.
Life's too real, my dude.
So okay, are we going to havean episode in two weeks.
Yes, I want to have a Christmasepisode.
And honestly, what do y'allthink about asking someone to
come on and drink some wine withus?
We still have the bottle thatwas brought on the last show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Oh, Mikey.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Yeah, I saw him at Down and Out and dude's getting
swole oh prison.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Mikey's been hit.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
I gave him a hug and I'm like when did you get so
strong?

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
did you grab his penis, is that?
Why does it feel so veiny?
It was so veiny, uh, but I waslike man, we would love to have
you back on, and I I mentioned,I think, that and I still have a
lot of, like las harras.
I mean, I still have thesubscription, so I have a lot of
las harras, so I'll bring overa few bottles and we'll just
I'll steal a couple bottles frommy dad's uh she is some nice
shit.
Yes, dude, we'll drink like abottle of peace.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Why don't you bring that?
Uh, bring that bottle that wasleft at your house that whole
time no, he's got like.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
I'll say it off camera yeah, yeah grab a couple
of goodies and then I'll grab acouple and we'll drink that one
and I'll see if he's uh down tocome on.
That'll be fun right?
Yeah, let's get the drunkchristmas episode.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Let's get old prison mikey back on and we'll talk
about the best Christmaspresents and the worst Christmas
presents we ever received.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Before you close out, we have two voicemails.
Okay, that's why I was yeah,yeah, you ready.
We got one a few days ago yougonna you gonna put it up on
there.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
I think we have three total, and then if no, we don't
.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
We had one that we played, I think, on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
If David loved one, because I told him to leave one
on the voicemail.
But I know we have one from afuture president and another
from a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Wait, did we listen to this one on the 21st?

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
We had two on the 21st.
You did, so we have four tolisten to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Have we listened to this one, yet We've got like
eight minutes of.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Hang on, I'm downloading this.
I might be able to just playthrough here.
Let me see.
Yeah, I've got the Okay perfect, so we've got one.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Oh, those two numbers are the same.
So that's not.
Actually, the last three haveall been the same.
That's the same person.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Okay, so I've got one .
The last four have been thesame, All right hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
We got someone calling the shit out of us.
All right, which one am Istarting on?
I think, my job?
November 6th, do the earliestone.
Do the earliest one.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
No the 21st the 21st At 107.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
Hey, hey, yo, it's Jabari.
I'm calling again because y'allplayed my voicemail on the show
last week.
Bruh, I ain't even gonna capthat made my whole year, bruh,
the biggest fan of the funkypanther, bruh.
But shit, I wanted to answery'all's question, uh, why I went
to so many high schools.
I'm actually a Rhodes Scholar.
The each school I went to likeI made the best grades and it

(01:34:51):
wasn't even a challenge.
And on the field, the coaches,they couldn't even max out my
potential.
So I would just go to anotherschool because I wasn't getting
stimulated at that school.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
Pause it real quick and also max out on my stable.
So for me it kind of soundslike dank.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Right, that's what I was thinking, but it's like dank
.
Right, that's what I wasthinking, but it's not dank.
It's not dank.
There's no way.
This is dank.
That's my first thought too.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
I researched the number.
I put it through my searchengines and it's a Google based
number.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
Oh, so someone's fucking with us.
So someone's fucking with us,someone's fucking with us, and
so my cousin, I saw him over mygrandma's birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
I'm like hating ass.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
And he's like what?

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
And just gave me this look.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
He's like why you call me a hater and I was like
hmm, Did you ask him if he knowsJabari?

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
No, but what's his name?
That's friends with Omar.
Asked if we knew Jabari, so Iwas like I got to put two and
two together.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
I got to Jabari so I was like I gotta put two and two
together.
I gotta find out what's goingon anyways.
But, bro, I'm still making gooduh money from my NIL deals at
TCU and I'm just trying to stackmy paper, get my business
popping and stay pimping thesehoes.
But I'm gonna tell you, I gotthe sexiest women in all the DFW
shit in Texas.

(01:36:10):
Bro, don't sleep on a brother.
I'm only 23 and three codersand I'm stay chasing that bag
and reppin a one seven till Idie.
And that's on granny.
I'm a big fan of y'all.
Keep it G.
Keep reppin 817.
You feel shit.
I love y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
Peace, jabari, about to go clap about to go clap shit
, dude I'm.
You know, I believe that jabariis.
He might be my spirit animal atthis point I've.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
I was not sold on the first one, but after this one
was.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
I'm sold, sealed it, but I'm a fan of jabari.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Keep on dropping them down.
You know what we need to do ishave Jabari on, but like blur
his face or he can wear like amask or something.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Or one of those like put the light right behind him
so it's just shadow, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
We just put a voice thing over.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
How's it going?
Chad, javier and Tim, this isZidane calling.
I wanted to make a request thatI'm really proud of y'all and I
love what you're doing for thecity of Fort Worth Definitely
better than what Sleepy Joe orKamala would do for them.
Let me tell you something OnTrump Force One.

(01:37:27):
We watch many podcasts whilewe're strolling through the
earth, through the hemisphere,to make America great again.
The Funky Panther is true Texasgrit and I really respect it
quite frankly.
So when I'm rolling through onthe trail one day, when I'm
coming through Texas, quitefrankly I'd love to be on the
show.
Really, plug y'all, we'll bring, uh, I'll make sure Chi-Chi's,

(01:37:51):
caliente's will uh, we're goingto take Peter to the event it's
going to be, quite frankly,amazing.
We'll have a stable of bitches.
He'll be legendary.
Quite frankly, give me a callback at 689.
Trump's the Goat, the.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Don called.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
Wow, I'm a bit confused, though.
Why does the Don have the samenumber as Jabari at this point?

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
I don't know, maybe they're friends Good.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
We've got another one .

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Oh, my God, this is Jimmy the Long.
Let me tell you we put on thispodcast always at Reflections.
It's the best club in FortWorth I like.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Reflections.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Reflections is great, you got a good view of downtown
before you go downtown.
If you know what I mean.
Four guys, one cast.
Listen, like we go so hard,anyways.
So, like all you three guysfrom the Funky Panther, you're
always so fucking juicy, thankyou.
Let me tell you something Likeoh my God, especially that

(01:38:54):
ginger.
Oh my God, I know those redpubes are flaming the fuck.
Anyways, like I just want tolet you know, keep up the good
work.
You're repping the 817 so good.
You've got theq plus threecommunity right behind your back
, if you know what I mean,because you know we'll be
breaking that back anyways, like, just know, this is jimmy the

(01:39:18):
long and I'm your biggest fanand the girthiest too.
Anyways, you have a good one,guys, especially that ginger.
Uh, bye, jim.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Jimmy the Long and Girthy.
I know he did this.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Are we doing?
Do we now say LGBTQ plus three,because I kind of like that I
don't hate it that makes it somuch easier that was fun.
Okay, so we got one more from anumber that is not that last
phone number, right?
Okay, let's get this one going.
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (01:39:55):
I think there's a couple things that need to be
considered, in that you have aguy who was no one knew.
You could have picked him outfrom a lineup or a name pick.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
I think we're talking UnitedHealthcare.

Speaker 5 (01:40:09):
And all of a sudden this guy gets assassinated and
he's immediately killed andeveryone is rooting for him,
which is a big deal in that itseparates the divide between the
working class people and theelite, and that is a big red

(01:40:33):
flag for the economy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
I agree that is a big red flag for the economy.
You got this division right.
It's the whole eat the richthing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Yeah, and I think that it's beginning like that
itself has been getting sofurther.
A lot of politicians havetalked about this, including
Bernie Sanders is like thedivide between the wealthy and
the middle class is ridiculous.
Like, you know, whether you'remaking 50,000 or 150,000, you're
still very much middle classand there's people that are like

(01:41:03):
dropping people, you know, onmeme coins and stuff and we've
got so many millionaires andbillionaires nowadays.
It's like it's kind of bizarrehow we are so poor and we've
been working our asses off toget where we're at, but we're so
broke.
But yeah, there's a huge divide.
It's wild, it is wild it's likewhat they say second uh, this

(01:41:24):
guy, he used a suppressor.

Speaker 5 (01:41:28):
Um, he not only was able to clear the jam repeated
times, but he's also able toclose the gap.
And what I mean by that is thatwhen he didn't panic, you guys
said that you know, this guy wasan amateur I'm not saying okay,
I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
I want to say I'm not saying he was an amateur, but
I'm looking at how he wasstanding at that first shot.
The first shot did not have,like he had this kind of like
weird like stance, like the wayI can describe it, and maybe
it's just a camera angle.
Maybe it's just a camera angle,I don't know, but it's almost
like that uh, you got your rifleout, you're leaning way back.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
It just didn't seem like there was no initial push
forward with it, or maybe it wasa fake out, maybe it was just
intended to be awkward and maybeand I do want to say that that
is entirely possible.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
The way he looked, the way he acted, that first
shot, everything could have beenkind kind of that uh,
misleading kind of look likehe's trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
I'm not this big, you know, whatever I feel like I
want to go and watch this video,though, because I've got the
video it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
Look, if you think it's going to be gory.
It's not he I was.

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
I was actually.
No, I was.
I was not hoping for the gore,but you know, I thought it was
gonna be worse.
I thought it was going to beworse.
I thought it was going to beworse.
I was like, ah, this.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
But I shoot a decent amount.
But if I had a jam I'd still belike what the fuck?
I didn't expect this.
And if it's that quick.
I mean, that seems like someonethat's used to the gun.
Maybe they're just used totheir gun.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
There's a theory that the gun that he used is
actually this gun made by B&T.
It has already got a suppressorbuilt into it and it's mimicked
off of this older style gunthat was in World War I, world
War II, and actually you have to.
It has a magazine, but you haveto pull this little plunger
back each time and clear it.
It's not a semi-automatic, gotit.
So there's a theory that thatmight be what he was using.

(01:43:32):
They haven't ruled it out, butthe but the last news article
says that that's what they'rekind of looking at that gun got
it and they're trying to findbecause it's.
It's a rare gun too.

Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
It's not something that not rare, but it's like not
something that's very normallyused right all right uh, you
know, he didn't know what he wasdoing, necessarily, and and
those things are all may be true, but I I think that there's a a
significant factor to that, andwhat I read into it is is that
this guy was cold-blooded asheck I agree through that and

(01:44:04):
here's this guy.
He's committing, probablyarguably, what is his first act
of a serious offense.
And not only is he able to workthe weapon, but he's able to
close the gap.
And what I mean by that?
He's able to advance to histarget.
So he takes a shot, his targetfalls or responds to that threat

(01:44:30):
.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Oh, he responds and then stumbles, and then he.

Speaker 5 (01:44:33):
And he's able to manipulate his weapon while
continuing to advance.
He doesn't freeze, he doesn'tsay oh shit, should I leave,
should I stay?
Should I go?

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Should I stay or should I go he?

Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
manipulates his weapon repeatedly and continues
to advance forward to ensurewhat I would assume is that he
is going to kill his target.
That is someone who ismethodical.
That is someone who is cool,calm and collected.
That is someone who hasrehearsed this again and again,
and again.

(01:45:06):
That is a dangerous opponentyou're not wrong the video.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
Yeah, I agree with that the clip of him walking,
that plus when you watch himjust oh yeah, he just like, he
just like nothing there's peoplethere, yeah, like there's
people there and all of a suddenthey're like holy crap and
they're all like kind of duckingand this dude just like but is
that initial shot?
Because, like um, for thosethat aren't watching, you need
to watch.
You know, you watch us on there.
You can kind of see usdemonstrating things, but like

(01:45:34):
he didn't do that, push out,like you, you know like you go
towards, you go forward wheneveryou're like it just seemed like
very much like the first timeyou shoot a handgun or whatever.
You're kind of leaned back,you're kind of worried about it
or whatever, I don't know.
That just seemed a little weird.
But yeah, the whole situationis just uh strange.
I do want to say one thing,though this whole division thing

(01:45:56):
, right, um, c-span, just uh,they were showing the um, the
congressional hearing withfrontier airlines spirit and oh
yeah, I don't know if you'veseen with Frontier Airlines
Spirit and, oh yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, I don't know if you'veseen any of that Chad, that's
going on.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
We talked about this last week.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
They're talking about basically like predatorial fees
and things like that, and howthey come up with their baggage
fees and stuff.
And they brought upspecifically with the bounty
system that Frontier was usingor is using still, where the
gate agents are paid $10 per bagthat they deny to come on the
plane as carry-on really, yeah,I've got.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
I've been denied a bag that I was approved for many
times.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Yes, so by Spirit right so they're incentivizing
and Spirit was doing the samething.
Um, they've since changed.
I think Spirit changed theirs.
Frontier was still doing it,but they were incentivizing
these gate agents to do that.
They paid out millions.
It's like something like butcollectively between I know it
was Frontier, spirit and I can'tremember what the third one was
but collectively between allthose airlines, they paid out
like $43 million between 2022and 2023 in just bounties.

(01:47:05):
Holy shit, that's crazy.
Right?
So you have that?
Right, you've got these rich.
They got to make a pro.
I get it.
Airlines got to make a profit.
But he brought up a point likeso I could get on the flight and
you could get on the flight, wecan be on the same flight and I
could pay substantially morefor my check bag than what you
had to pay.
And how is that determined?

(01:47:27):
And we'll use like, well, it'salgorithms based off of demand
and blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:31):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
So they run these demand algorithms to determine
how much you're going to pay foryour checked bags.
Instead of everybody pays thesame.
Yeah, and now they'recapitalizing on oh, you want
that extra little leg room.
You know, here's that it's allcapitalized on like let's, let's
put as many people on theseplanes as we can to make as much

(01:47:51):
money as we can.
Yeah, and I understand yourbusiness.
You got to make some money,right, but there's gotta be a
line, right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
Right, cause then you're going to have like less
people wanting to travel,because it's already fucking
expensive to travel.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
Right, and now you're just trying to like and your
discount air is now nickel anddiming you on every little thing
, right, yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Yeah, it's like if you go and look like I always
use Google flights or whateverand like look up cheapest
flights, you always like, ohlook, frontier's only 100 bucks.
You click on it and you gothrough and you add a couple of
things, all of a sudden it's$400.
Yeah, but that's what I doHonestly like.
There's still a lot of thingsabout Southwest that I'm looking

(01:48:33):
forward to in the future,especially like next year when
they start like giving you seats.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
Yeah, specifically, I kind of like the assigned seats
.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
I like the assigned seats.
Will we be paying for it Morethan likely?
But they will always have twobags at least, Like that's a
loan, like $50 to $100 thatyou're saving right.
Correct Just that, but yeah,it's getting a while.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
So there's a congressional hearing on that.
Now you know, doing all thisstuff with this nickel and
diming on and the government,they want to force a change.
Right, I'm all for that, andthis is the first thing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Like the last episode I talked about, like them, or a
couple episodes ago, I thinktalking about them yeah, they
have to pay you if somethinghappens not just like give you a
voucher or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
So it's crazy that they're like starting to lock
down so one other thing that hashas come up too is did you know
that the dea?
So this is, they were up untiljust, uh, recently they have
undercover DEA agents atbasically every airport, like
international airport, and theywill come up to you because
you've been flagged andbasically they're looking for

(01:49:39):
drugs or cash and you can have,and there's people who have had
their sums of money you know,five, six, eight, $10,000 or
whatever confiscated.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
With no other connection to any drugs or
anything.
It's just because they have alarge sum of money and they were
flagged.
Um, they found that that isunconstitutional.
They were doing theseunconstitutional searches.
Here's where it gets evenbetter.
They found out that there wasalso they had informants that
were gate agents that if youbought a same day ticket or a
last minute ticket, these gateagents were flagging you and

(01:50:14):
they were getting.
If they found cash, the gateagent got a percentage of that
cash.
That's fucked.
That's crazy.
And so it was something that hadbeen going on for a while.
There was a investigativereport that came out on it and
an individual, and so thisreport came out and this guy had
seen this report and then heexperienced the exact same thing

(01:50:35):
in the airport and so hestarted filming and he filmed
the whole interaction andbecause he watched that report
and he filmed this interaction,it actually caught it live of
what was actually happening andit shut down this whole dea
program wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
You know, whenever I was working in colorado there
there were no bank of americas.
Every check that I got I had acash like.
When I came back the first timeI had like maybe I had a bunch
of cash and I was way over thethreshold of, like the amount
did you fly?

(01:51:09):
I did fly yeah, I, it was forthanksgiving, I think, and I was
like how am I gonna hide thismoney?
Like I gotta hide it in my bagand I gotta put it in like on my
person and I was very worriedlike they're gonna take my money
, like they're gonna, but they,I had no way of like proving
that you're not a drug dealer.

(01:51:29):
Yeah, and so look, these are mytools whenever I made it through
tools for dealing drugs like ahuge wad of cash in my pocket
and then also like on my back inmy bag.
But on my bag I kind of likespread it around on on the
bottom and so that way you'd belike, oh well, nothing to it.

(01:51:49):
But when I got home I was like,oh thank god, that's crazy,
though.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
I mean, yeah, I understand that it could be tied
to drugs and shit, but like Ididn't know that was a thing.
There's a show on netflixrecently about this guy that's
going to get his brother out forbail or something like that.
He had like thirty thousanddollars cash.
He like sold a truck, he likeborrowed some money.
He was gonna go bail hisbrother out and the cop stopped
him, found thirty thousanddollars and like secured it and

(01:52:14):
they're like this is probablydrug money.
We're keeping it.
And I was like that's bizarre,but I didn't know that that was
like a real life yeah, like,yeah, yeah they, they don't have
to give you the money backthat's, that's why I mean it's
it's they had a story on thatlike five years ago on Last Week
Tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:52:30):
They can take your money and say it's just evidence
or whatever, and they don'thave to give it back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Also, bank of America has, like, sister companies
everywhere.
You could have just depositedone of the sister companies.

Speaker 3 (01:52:41):
They had ATM.
They had one ATM at the CherryCreek Mall.

Speaker 2 (01:52:44):
He's not aware of sister companies.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
I don't know I'm Mexican.
I don't know I'm Mexican.
I don't know what the fuck asister company is.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
That's what we did when we went to Europe.
You had to find the placeswhere you can pull money out
without fees and shit.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
I only followed you whenever I did that shit, when I
pulled money, I just followedyou.
You think this fucking beanerright here is going to fucking?
Oh, let me parent companysister company.

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
Let's see where I can take money out.
I'm done.

Speaker 4 (01:53:07):
All right, you're a dick.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
You're welcome.
You're welcome, asshole.
I want to thank everybody forcalling in.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
That was great.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Yeah, that was fun, jabari.

Speaker 2 (01:53:15):
Keep it up, man Jabari you keep calling in Long
John or John Long or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
Long John.

Speaker 2 (01:53:20):
Duck.

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
Jimmy the.
Long.

Speaker 3 (01:53:22):
Jimmy the.
Long.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
The Don and.

Speaker 2 (01:53:25):
Jabari yeah, because we have a friend named Long John
.

Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
And also David.
Yeah, and David, of course,appreciate you yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Always yeah, just give us a call.
We enjoy these conversations.
At one point, at some point,we've got to do the live, Maybe
it should be our.
Christmas episode.
Maybe we should do it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
I think it'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:53:46):
You know what we need to do a Christmas episode where
we have people mingling backthere.

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
Yeah, we should have Dude.
You got to clean this out alittle bit, let's have a.

Speaker 2 (01:53:54):
Christmas party here, Okay, okay okay, no, I'm not
yelling no, no, no, I'm not yourmother.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
We could do that, that's fine.
I've been drinking All righthit the music.

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
Do you want to be my mom?

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:54:07):
Okay, this is going weird.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
I'm looking for a mom .
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (01:54:11):
All right, so thank you again for listening.
You can stream us on allstreaming platforms Facebook,
youtube, spotify.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
Apple.

Speaker 3 (01:54:18):
Music OnlyFans whenever you're feeling kind of
randy, but also give us a callat our hotline 817-677-0408.
Again, that's 817-677-0408.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
He only knows it because he's reading it.
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:54:32):
And also I gave it to David earlier.
That's why he called and leftthe voicemail.
So stay good everyone.
I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'mTim and we are the Funky
Panthers.

Speaker 2 (01:54:44):
You threw me off there.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
You're still Tim.

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