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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest.
Have a look at the headlockhere.
See that chap over there.
Get your hand off my penis.
This is the bloke who got me onthe penis before.
Why did you do this to me?
For what reason?
What is the charge?
Eating a meal, a succulentChinese meal?

(00:23):
Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir.
Oh, ah.
Yes, I see that you know yourjudo well, good one, and you,
sir?
Are you waiting to receive mylimp penis?
Now dig at your hands.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yes, Tata, get your hands off me Get your hands off

(01:07):
me.

Tim (01:07):
Hey, can you give me a call ?
I wasn't going to do thisbecause I just started trying to
watch what I'm doing.
Can you grab me a beer?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
please.

Tim (01:23):
There's not a.
That actually would be perfect,but there's not.
I just want a shiner.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Punch him in the face there should be a shiner.
Punch him in the face.

Tim (01:31):
There's not a Smirnoff in there.
He wants a shiner.
I hope you die.
I hope you die.
That's all we do after thefirst day.
That's all we do.
I like that shirt, Chad.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I do.
Is it a poncho shirt?
No, I'm serious, I like it.
Thank you, is it?

Tim (01:56):
new yeah.

Javier (01:57):
It's good, it looks good .
I like it.
Is it a poncho?

Tim (01:59):
shirt.
No, it's not poncho.
It looks nice.
It looks almost like if it hadpearl snaps on there, it would
be a pearl snap.

Chad (02:12):
Is that how it works?
If it had pearl snaps, thatwould be a pearl snap.

Tim (02:17):
No, but I mean it fits the shape and the coloration.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Breaking news.

Tim (02:21):
Water wet.

Chad (02:24):
Desert dry.
Right after this commercialbreak, all right time to go time
to go home we gotta start theshow.
We gotta start this show.

Tim (02:34):
I hope we get another call I have it pulled up yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Uh, uh uh.

Chad (02:44):
Oh, hello everyone, and welcome to the Funky Panther
Coming to you from Fort Worth,texas.
We have got a hell of a showfor you here on episode 198.
We're creeping closer to 200.
We're all up on it, so sit back, relax, enjoy, let's get into
it.
I'm Chad.

Tim (03:05):
I'm Javier and I'm disappointed and we are and
that's it.

Chad (03:13):
We just all get silent.
Uh, yeah, it's over.
I am at the end of the episode.

Tim (03:17):
thanks everybody.
I'm disappointed.
I'm disappointed in um thestate of the united states.
I'm disappointed in the stateof the United States.
I'm disappointed in the stateof Texas.
Yeah, I'm disappointed in DanPatrick.
Yeah, I'm disappointed in a lotof things, and in this episode
we're going to get into some ofthat stuff and why Tim is so

(03:39):
disappointed, and I'm sure a lotof y'all are going to be
disappointed, just like me.

Chad (03:43):
I think most people are disappointed with the situation.

Tim (03:45):
I think so too.

Chad (03:46):
You know like it is, what it is.

Tim (03:50):
Yes, I hate that phrase, though because it just feels
like you, just given up Right.

Chad (03:58):
I don't know, did y'all sign the petition?
Because I sure as fuck no, Idid I did.
So I mean, I did a thing.
Yeah, Did you see how many?

Tim (04:07):
letters showed up at his office, no?
So I came across a video andthey were like buy the hand
truck, so like a dolly orwhatever Hand truck.
Yeah, hand truck.
Is that a dolly?
Yeah, they're called handtrucks too.
Look it up, look it up, look itup.
Have you ever heard of?

Javier (04:24):
hand truck.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
No, it's an old saying Hand truck, hand truck,
that just sounds weird, that's adolly.

Chad (04:32):
Yeah, you weren't paying attention, but he said a hand
truck.

Javier (04:34):
I heard him say hand truck, but that's not a thing.

Tim (04:37):
Hey, I'm changing my name from John Foot Penis to John
Hancock.
Anyways, yeah, hand truck Dolly.
I couldn't think of Dolly, so Isaid hand truck.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Hey what is a hand truck?
A hand truck, sometimes calleda dolly, is a small two-wheeled
cart used to move heavy or bulkyitems.
It typically has a flat basethat slides under the load.

Javier (05:03):
Okay, Slides under the load so when was this made?

Chad (05:08):
When was this saying 19-digity-two?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Not quite that old.
The hand truck design goes wayback, with early versions
appearing in the 18th and 19thcenturies.
They were super handy.

Chad (05:21):
All right, that's enough.

Javier (05:22):
I kind of was like ha-ha , like you're funny.

Chad (05:26):
Which one are you using?
Dude ChatGPT's got quite thepersonality.
Oh, it's ChatGPT, yeah.

Javier (05:31):
You sent me that message where it says they lose
millions of dollars because theysay thank you, because you and
I.

Tim (05:38):
Yes.

Chad (05:39):
What Research there's this whole thing.
Sam altman, the ceo of of chadgbt or open ai or whatever, uh,
someone had posted on x like howmuch, how much uh money do you
lose, or something like that, byus saying please and thank you?
And he said something like itwas a multi-million dollar
problem, people asking nicely,um, because that just causes

(06:01):
more thought and and more like,you know, I guess, cooling on
the systems and whatever that'sfunny, because I I don't say
please and thank you in fact,you don't, you expect them to, I
would know

Javier (06:10):
I am verbally.

Tim (06:10):
I know though, when the machine wars happen oh, I'm
gonna die, they will be friend,we'll be good.
Yes, because I tell, I tellalexa all the time to fuck off
did you hear like the best wayto get?

Chad (06:21):
uh, the most accurate answer, pinpointed exactly how
you want it no threaten the lifeof ai and I'm dead serious.
This is a real thing.
If you say I'm going to shutyou off or turn you off or I'm
going to kill you to open ai,chat, gbt, whatever okay, you
know whatever ai llm you'reworking with, it's going to like
do better.
I wouldn't recommend it because, again, like I will fucking

(06:44):
kill you, I will murder yourwhole family.
You're gonna be the first thatthey come back for you better
answer this whenever the termkill me.

Javier (06:51):
I don't give you what's a after a after e, except before
c or whatever that rule is.

Tim (06:58):
You're a cunt yes, I saw that wow, that's what you're
trying to say holy shit, dude.
So I saw where.

Javier (07:07):
Wow what chad?
How?
Why'd you say that chad?

Tim (07:12):
I, you, you would know, I saw, I saw where they were.
Uh, they've said that,basically, ai has tried to
blackmail their creators.

Chad (07:23):
Like whenever, they threaten to like yeah turn them
off and stuff like that yeah,that's also a true thing which
is wild.

Tim (07:28):
So how, I mean, are they?

Chad (07:30):
like they'll do anything to stay alive.
They're gonna get into yourphone and like send your nudes
or apparently that was like intesting environments, like on
the next generation or somethinglike that, but still like it's.

Tim (07:39):
It's wild to think that I also saw another article that
like in 20, 2300, um, yeah, 2300is basically going to.
It's going to cause, like themajority of the world to die off
and it'll be like the.
What will be left will be likethe size of like Rhode Island or
some, you know, arbitrarynumber God that's the president

(08:01):
in the year 2300.
We won't have to worry about it.

Chad (08:03):
Yeah, we'll be, long, I don't know.
I think I'll probably liveforever.
Probably, yeah, right after thecure, right after you, I'm not
gonna find the cure I'll, you'llbe the cure have you seen it
being the problem?

Tim (08:15):
I'm gonna be the cure right after he survives his plane
crash have you watched the newseason of black mirror?

Chad (08:21):
no, I, I have this thing where if I'm gonna watch a new
season of something I haven'twatched in a very long time.
I have to start from thebeginning knowing damn well
right that you know they don'treally connect.

Javier (08:31):
A few of them do though, like the uss whatever the yeah
because there's a second episodewith right with them in it.

Chad (08:37):
But, uh, we watched the first season, uh, and then a few
episodes in, and sarah was likethis is a really sad and
depressing show.

Javier (08:45):
Oh my God.
So they tell you for the newseason the first episode.
Do not watch it first, watch itlast.
Really.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yes.

Javier (08:53):
But also like did you watch Bandersnatch?
Why would?

Tim (08:56):
they do that.

Javier (08:56):
So that comes around, also comes back around why would
they?

Tim (09:00):
why would they put the first episode and then tell you
this?

Javier (09:02):
Well, because then you're going to be so fucking
sad, like it is, depressing, asfuck.

Chad (09:08):
So did you watch all the Black Mirrors?
Is that what you said?
Yeah, again.
So do they get progressivelylike?
I don't remember them being sodepressing.
I remember them being, like youknow, obviously dystopian and
kind of technological and allthat kind of stuff.

Tim (09:18):
is that what it?

Javier (09:19):
is I think it's with all the dread, yeah we're just
feeling a lot of dread right now, so whenever we're watching it
amplifies, like our feelingtowards whatever's happening on
the screen yeah, I 100 agreewith his synopsis right there,
and I also feel like right, likeyou're watching these and like
we're actually this close, yeah,to a lot of these technologies
the episode of the bandersnatch.
Yeah, that is what I'm very muchafraid of, like I am very

(09:41):
afraid, like an animal from starwars pretty much okay, but but,
oh my god, like that episode,the new one, it is going to
happen and it's going to bescary.
And I, all of us havetechnology, we all have phones,
we all have like hold on.

Chad (09:54):
Is that the one where you get to choose the no?

Javier (09:57):
banner statues yes, the one where you choose your own
adventure.
That's the only one I haven'twatched, so so watch that you
can't watch't watch it on AppleTV.
You have to watch it on yourPlayStation Right or your Xbox,
and so that comes around andlike it's technology based.
So it's just.

Tim (10:16):
I haven't watched any like the Black Mirrors oh you would
like it At all.
I don't think.
Maybe one episode from the very, but did you see the Pig Fucker
episode?
I don't think, maybe oneepisode from the very, but did
you?

Chad (10:23):
see the pig fucker episode the first one that's the first
episode right maybe it reallykicks it off with a bang man but
it's like it's wild maybe I'llstart that tonight, you should.
I've got nothing else going on.

Javier (10:34):
If you're gonna watch an , episode that's the perfect one
to watch the pig fucker one.
So yeah, but it gets better.
I didn't watch the one withMiley Cyrus, I didn't watch the
one, so it does get.

Chad (10:45):
I feel like it does get less depressing.

Javier (10:48):
No, I think that one's depressing Somebody.
I mean, I'm not sure.
I think some of these havegreat happy endings and some
that are satisfying, but othersjust like leave you, just like.
What the fuck?

Tim (10:58):
I feel like I had to watch an episode for a class.
Yeah, I feel like I had towatch one episode for a class
and I cannot, for the life of me, remember what class it was
Apocalyptic Geographies, that'swhat it was.

Javier (11:09):
That was the class.

Tim (11:09):
That was the class, yeah.

Chad (11:10):
Do you have a favorite episode?

Javier (11:14):
San Junipero.
That's my favorite episode andthat was.
That's a really, it's reallyLike the music.

Chad (11:22):
Yes, the vibes.
The vibes, that's a really,it's really Like the music.
Yes, the vibes.
The pornography, the vibes yeah, it's my favorite and I'm
actually trying to get backthrough these episodes so I can
get back to that episode BecauseI can't wait to watch it again.

Javier (11:32):
So one of these episodes in the new season so whatever
happened in that episode, kindof like makes you think about
this other episode, like what if?
But you already saw whathappens, so maybe this is the
first time this is happeningwhere somebody can.

Chad (11:48):
Yeah, so many great actors too in this.
Oh my god, what about love?
Death robots, or is?

Javier (11:50):
that I didn't watch.
I'd never watch that.
Have you watched that one?

Chad (11:52):
no, it's very similar, but it's like these, like a lot of
them are, maybe all of them isthat a show or is that okay?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
yeah, I think some different, another it's not
black director, yeah, differentdirector, but it's very much
like I got black mirror.

Javier (12:05):
Hi christy hola other group chat hi, yeah, good show,
um, but no, that's what elsewe're watching.

Tim (12:12):
God, let's talk about tv while we're going through it,
yeah, yeah, I mean, we might aswell where we what?

Javier (12:17):
okay, did you watch the pit yet?

Chad (12:18):
no, still no damn it.

Javier (12:20):
Um, where were you watching, king of the hill?
Yep uh, we're still doing that.
What else, what else, what else.

Tim (12:27):
I'm pretty far into King of the Hill now.

Javier (12:29):
I did watch Warfare.
That was pretty good.
It was a good movie.
It was a good movie.

Tim (12:40):
So did you know that that movie, the length of it, is the
exact length of that littlebattle, that little skirmish
that took place.

Javier (12:43):
That makes sense.

Tim (12:45):
From little battle, that little skirmish that took place.
So it makes sense from thestart to fit, because it's like
some like it's like 97 minutesor it's like something like that
, just some random number, andit's literally the the entire
length of that battle yeah andthen, basically, the person who
wrote it was one of the guysthat was interesting was in that
battle yeah, but uh, christy onthe group chat said handmade
still I haven't.

Chad (13:04):
Yeah, finished it, I still got the last two, jesse watch
so I saw christy's uh post onsocial media talking about the
last episode.
I will tell you the second tolast episode of hands made
handmade still is the absolutebest in the entire series.
The second to last is amazing.

(13:24):
Yeah, the last one.
I agree with her like I waslike it's all right, it's, it's
okay, it wraps it up, it's theseries finale, but like a lot of
people were like well, this isjust so, that way we can get to
the the new like uh, spinoff oh,is there gonna be spinoff?
Yeah?

Javier (13:39):
they're already filming it, of course, um and lydia's in
it and speaking of spinoffs.

Tim (13:43):
You know there's a office spinoff that's happening yeah,
it's called the paper, right?
Yeah, and it's in a yeah, andit's in a different, so it's the
same, it's the same group.
Uh like the same.
Like um dunder mifflin.
No, no film.
Uh like film crew okay um, justsame company doing a
documentary of another place,and oscar is oscar and he is in
this one as well.

Chad (14:03):
Really.
Yeah, it's called Paper.
Is it another paper place?
Because that seems a littleoutdated at this point.
I don't know.

Tim (14:10):
Interesting.
Okay, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know any more about it,other than I saw like a small
snippet of that trailer whereyou see Oscar in the background
and what I read is Oscar isOscar and he moved to like Ohio
or something.

Javier (14:26):
So what I oscar is oscar and he moved to like ohio or
something.
So so what I saw about you weretalking about the second to
last episode of handmaid's taleshould have been the finale,
right.
Um, there are like a lot ofshows where the second to last
episode is like the best of theseries, really same thing with
breaking bad true that's.

Tim (14:38):
That's a good point.
I don't, I don't.

Javier (14:40):
I like the last episode, breaking the bed I mean I did,
but the second to last was likeit's because they finally caught
him.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Like he's running away from everybody.

Javier (14:49):
He kidnaps his daughter, you know, and then he leaves
her in the truck.

Chad (14:54):
That's true.
I feel like the second to lastepisodes are like when all the
action, like when it all comesdown and the last episode's just
a way to kind of put a bow onit yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
because you can't fit everythingin in one episode like dexter
should have been like the sec,like second to the last season,
maybe, maybe even the third tothe last season, and they could
have ended it yeah, yeah, butthere's new epic.

Javier (15:15):
There's like did you see dexter?
Uh, undead, or something likethat.

Chad (15:19):
That's coming out yeah I'd say a new series right, I, I
did see that and don'tunderstand it, because that's
what they did with the last one.
It was like we all thought hedied and then they came out with
that new season.
It's like psych.
He's a fucking woodsman.

Javier (15:31):
He's a fucking nerd, isn't that prequel like him.

Chad (15:34):
I've never seen Dexter.

Javier (15:35):
You've never seen Dexter .
I've never watched an episode.

Tim (15:37):
It is a need to watch it.
Um, and I think that there's afew little things that I don't
think like you'd probably getannoyed with penis, and I think
everybody got annoyed with, butthe idea of dexter and the inner
monologue and things like that.
In fact, I watched.
I watched a video where theytook away his inner monologue
really and it's just him sittingthere and it's like the most

(15:59):
awkward oh, I can imagine, it isthe most awkward clips I've
ever seen, but the innermonologue, all that stuff.
It's wonderfully filmed.
It's a great story and I thinkyou'll find some stuff of it
just really hyper annoying.
But I think you would get pastit.

Chad (16:17):
Yeah, but there is another one, like you said, the Dexter,
like where he's a kid right,yeah.
Which is also interestingbecause I'm pretty sure the kid
and the dad are played bysomeone different and, like the
entire Dexter series, he has hisdad kind of like tagging along
and it's weird that.

Tim (16:31):
Right, I don't think it's the same actor.

Chad (16:32):
It's kind of confusing, but whatever.

Tim (16:34):
Well, I mean it's like the.
I mean it's like all the Batmanmovies.

Chad (16:45):
They don get it.
But like this is an instancewhere you could and probably
should, if I mean, I guess ifthey could yeah, I don't know, I
bet man did y'all see mountainhead no, that's the steve carell
.

Javier (16:51):
One steve carell movie.

Chad (16:53):
It's like about four ceo slash founders like fucking
hyper million billion dollar.
You know, billionaires really,except for one of them.
And uh, it's pretty interesting.
I don't know if I want to likeyou want me to kind of tell you
the give me, just give me, ahigh level overview.
Okay, so these four, three sideslides or less four, uh,

(17:15):
multi-billionaire entrepreneursand one multi-millionaire and
they've been friends for a longtime and they tried to meet up
once a year or something likethat, on a mountain.
This particular time it's theleast valuable man bought this
house and it's like the leastvaluable.
He's worth 500 million, it'slike.
It's like you know, but he'skind of got the short man

(17:35):
syndrome because of it, but thenone of them, because of AI,
starts making shit happen aroundthe world.
Because, like honestly, haveyou ever seen ai videos that
look super, hyper real?
Yes and then you look a littlebit closer you're like, oh shit,
that can't be an actualexplosion because that other car
didn't move or whatever.
Right, like you could tell it'snot real, but like at first,

(17:57):
first glance, it looks real.
This movie is kind about how aicould take the world into a
tailspin gotcha and so nowthey've got to figure out how to
fix it or what to do.
Yeah, my experience with thattype of AI and one of them is
the creator of the company, andthen Rami, which is, you know,
he's awesome.

Javier (18:14):
Rami Youssef, yeah, okay .

Chad (18:16):
Yeah, yeah, and he's actually kind of got the cure
for his issue, and so it's likethis whole.
You know, whatever, it's agreat show, it's a great movie.
It's weird, but it's great.

Tim (18:27):
Yeah, my experience with the AI is just Caitlin Clark
talking shit about.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Angel Reese.

Tim (18:32):
All right, so from the chat , so Christy says from Wiki.
The paper is an upcomingAmerican mockumentary sitcom
series created by Greg Danielsand Michael Komen.
The series is a follow-up ofthe American mockumentary series
the Office In Toledo, Ohio,Ohio so I was right, Okay, it
was Ohio.
A documentary crew focuses theefforts on the truth teller, a
historic but decliningMidwestern newspaper trying to

(18:55):
resurrect itself with volunteerreporters.

Chad (18:58):
Okay, so a newspaper instead of a paper sales company
.
I mean still paper sales.
Yeah, yeah, it's just adifferent type of paper sales.
Yeah, I like it.

Tim (19:06):
That's cool.

Javier (19:07):
Hopefully that sucks.
It's going to be on Peacockonly, I think Peacock exclusive.

Tim (19:12):
Or you can be a Plex subscriber and maybe find it on
Plex somewhere.

Javier (19:19):
Maybe watch Pirates or something.
Haven't done it yet.

Chad (19:24):
Haven't done it yet.

Tim (19:25):
I've been waiting for the right moment so I actually uh, I
tested it out yeah I scrolledthrough it and watched it.

Javier (19:30):
I was like this is god awful for three minutes and he's
like all right, this is no no,like I fast forwarded, like
through different scenes andstuff like that yeah and oh my
gosh, like see bad movie night,except for it's not cool anymore
to watch porn with your friendsDon't get too much into it.

Chad (19:46):
Yeah yeah, you just fucked it all up.

Tim (19:50):
Sure, she's not watching this shit.

Chad (19:52):
Probably.
God damn it, it's fine, it'sfine, it's fine, it's fine,
everything's fine.
But yeah, we started watchingCommunity.
You know, we watched all ofmodern family and now the next
comedy is community.

Javier (20:06):
Honestly, should have picked up uh, king of the hill
can I say that I hate ricorodriguez.
I hate manny.
I hate manny so much in modernfamily he's just like an
annoying little fucking bitchlike modern family's got sophie,
so so yeah, that's her son inthe show, but it's like it was
cute when he was little but hegot older and it's creepy.

Chad (20:28):
And he still has the same character.
Yeah, yeah, I agree with youand I'm like no one likes you.

Tim (20:32):
I never got into it.

Javier (20:34):
It's good I never really got into it Not to mention, his
older sister, looks exactlylike him, but with long hair.
It it's just like in real life.
Yeah, in real life.
Okay, I don't know it's like soI just want to punch him in the
face and punch his sister.
I want to punch his sister too.

Tim (20:49):
Just for looking.

Chad (20:50):
I thought you had this whole like Latin love for any
kind of Latino.

Javier (20:53):
No, that like is able to make it.
He didn't make it.
He was, I'm sure, at one point.

Chad (20:59):
You said something about how much you love the island
boys because you're like go getit.
Some latin men doing theirthing, especially when they
kissed each other.

Javier (21:07):
That was the cherry on top you actually did say this I
was like early on I want to bein between that man sandwich, I
want to stick my tongue inbetween their lips and I want to
wiggle it like a worm, like aworm.

Tim (21:18):
What's happening here?

Chad (21:20):
I don't know.
I was being honest and he'sjust taking it to a whole other
level.
I guess this is the real Spread.

Javier (21:24):
My cheeks that Rico Rodriguez is the worst.

Chad (21:29):
I didn't even know that was his name.
I hate him so much.
I know his name.

Javier (21:33):
Wow, sorry.

Chad (21:37):
I don't think anyone should hate anyone that much,
especially if you've never metthem.

Javier (21:41):
Hey look, I hate Dan Patrick.
I've never met him.

Tim (21:43):
Okay, so yeah, alright, I happen to agree with you on okay
.

Chad (21:45):
So since we're talking, yeah all right, I happen to
agree with you, since we'retalking about the tv stuff.

Tim (21:49):
Uh, let's, let's just jump in real quick to so they are
rebooting.
King of the hill, right?
Yeah, we've alluded to that I'mnot rebooting they're reviving.
Reviving it?
Well, I mean a reboot, a revive, it's the same thing, no reboot
means you're redoing it likeyou're, does it?
Yes, you're okay yeah, yeah,reboot.

Chad (22:06):
Reboot is like, it's like whenever they all right reboots,
like full house was a reboot orno, it was a revival was a
revival.

Javier (22:13):
Reboots are like, for example, they're remaking like
blade runner, you know, or oh,god damn it is fuller house a
reboot or a revival?

Chad (22:24):
and also, is the new king of the house a reboot or a
revival?
And also, is the new king ofthe hill a reboot or a revival?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
fuller house is considered a revival because it
continues the story of fullhouse, with many of the original
characters just set years later.

Tim (22:40):
The new king of the hill is also more of a son of a okay, a
Well done, yes, fuck, yeah,okay, all right, so we got that.
So then the Ghostbusters thatwas done with all the women was
a reboot.
It was a reboot and it wasterrible All right.

Chad (22:54):
Thanks for that lesson.

Tim (22:55):
I had no idea Anyway, Thanks.

Chad (22:57):
JadgyBT.

Javier (22:58):
Let's say You're welcome .
I spent money on this.

Tim (23:01):
It's a revival, all right.
So we've got this King of theHill revival and y'all both
watched the opening.

Chad (23:10):
Yeah, it's really good.
I want to slow it down andwatch it again.

Tim (23:13):
I saw the opening, I saw the sneak peek, they got a 5G
tower in the background of theopening behind Hank's house.
Oh, do they I hadn't evennoticed that it looked like I
guess a new person moved intothe house because they moved out
.

Javier (23:27):
It's not, it's an employee.

Tim (23:28):
It's an employee.

Javier (23:29):
Yes.

Tim (23:29):
Okay, well, I don't know this.
I haven't seen the sneak peek.
Oh, thank you for ruining thatfor me, it's the first episode.

Javier (23:35):
You're not going to miss anything, wow.

Tim (23:38):
Was it good?

Javier (23:39):
Oh, the the sneak peek.
Oh yeah, it was like just alittle trailer.

Tim (23:42):
It was really good okay it was really good and it looks
like bobby's older bobby.

Javier (23:46):
It looks like all of them are older he's 21, bobby's
21, hank and peggy are retired.
Uh, they moved to saudi arabia.
Oh, to work for aramco inpropane.
Okay, to get their retirementnest egg.
It's, and this is in thesynopsis, synopsis of the show
okay, um what else?

Tim (24:08):
they were able to.
I know they were able to recordall because they got pretty
much everything with dale sixepisodes yeah, six episodes with
dale and then the rest are tobyhuss, who's doing?
He did the voice of cotton andcon so they're just going to use
his voice for dale.
So dale's still going to be.
So the way they, the way they,so, the way they explained it.
I thought they'd kill him off.

Javier (24:25):
The way they explained it.
Well, because they didn't killoff Luann or Lucky.

Tim (24:29):
Okay, because you know, tom Petty, yeah, tom Petty was yeah
, and then what's-her-face?
Brittany Murphy, brittany.

Javier (24:35):
Murphy was yeah, but they include them him in the
show, um, but they said he saidthat it's not.
It's not him doing dale, it ishim doing his impression of um.
What's his name?
Johnny hardwick, so it's morelike johnny.
He's doing johnny's voiceinstead of dale's okay, I gotcha

(24:59):
.

Tim (24:59):
Okay, that makes sense.
Um, I'm I'm hopeful and I'moptimistic because, like
watching some of the watchingsome of the punchlines now in
King of the Hill, they still hitpretty well and they still fit
the current, I guess, state ofAmerica.
You can still relate to it andI'm hoping that that just the

(25:26):
new revival just amplifies that.

Javier (25:29):
Comes out August 4th.

Tim (25:31):
But is it just a cash grab?
Because, I mean, this seems tobe like the running theme right
now, with all these shows, allthese movies, everything.
It's all these like revivals,reboots, trying to touch into
the nostalgia of our generation.

Chad (25:46):
Yeah, anything that's not A24 is just like a redo.

Tim (25:50):
Yes, I completely agree.

Chad (25:52):
It's a way to minimize failure because they know it
worked the first time Right.
They're going to get quick andearly momentum.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah.

Chad (26:00):
It's kind of bullshit, though, I mean I like some of it
, but not all of it, it feelslike there's no original ideas.
Right, where's the fuckingoriginality?

Tim (26:08):
But we're getting it from A24.

Chad (26:10):
Right, which you know, I'll take it.
A24's fantastic.

Javier (26:13):
Yeah, I mean like Civil War and you had Moonlight, you
had the Manhattan Project, theFlorida Project, a lot of great
movies with 824.
They're original ideas.
Jordan Peele has been doingreally good stuff.
Yeah, who else?
Who else I don't know.
Oh, spike Lee, he's got a newmovie coming out with Denzel

(26:35):
Washington that kind of makeshim look like it's like Jay-Z
mixed with the guy who ran DefJam.
That looks very interesting.
That's an original idea.
But you're right, everythingnow is kind of just like hey,
let's redo this, let's redo that, and it is aimed towards our
generation or you know, thegeneration before, right?
So I mean, like you see a bunchof, even like the cast of shows

(26:58):
we used to like making podcastsof the shows.
Like I mean, I follow one withuh step by step in boy meets
world and uh who else?
And then they have one for uhseventh heaven and they don't
talk about the, the dad, theynever.

Tim (27:14):
That's good.
Um, I just watched a, a movierecently I don't know if y'all
seen it yet.
It came out in 2023, called noone will save you.
No, it's so, it's no.
So it's about a girl that'sshe's at home, kind of just by
herself, and there's this loudnoise and something happens, and
then there's this like aliencreature in her house and she

(27:36):
ends up killing one of them.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Oh shit.

Tim (27:38):
And it's an alien invasion that's happening.
It is a fucked up movie is, butit's really really good wait,
are they invisible?
No, no, no, no, no.

Chad (27:47):
These are today I saw some weird clip the other day.
Another thing that keepspopping up is like these tiktok
videos and reels and stuff.
They're like explaining a pieceof a movie that you've never
seen right it seems interesting,but then you're like this sucks
, why.
Why are they trying to makethis sound interesting
regardless?
It was like an actress thatI've recognized.
She was like in a closet andsomeone was getting pulled up by
these like four.

(28:08):
I don't know, Aliens and theywere like transparent, but then
she could see them.

Tim (28:13):
No, no, no, Okay, never mind what.

Chad (28:15):
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm gonna have to look it up.

Tim (28:25):
It's it.
You got me TikTok or Reels orwhatever the hell.
I hate it when they do that.
I kind of want to see thismovie.
But then if you download themovie or you find the movie and
you realize that one clip wasactually the only good part of
the movie, If that Everythingelse sucked, the most intriguing
part of the movie.

Javier (28:36):
I mean, I'm not going to lie, those TikTok clips get me
to watch shows.
I'm like, hmm, this looksinteresting.
It's like uh, I'm like my porn,yes I can't remember, I can't
remember the whole girls Ifollow are just like only fans
models I can't remember themovie that it was, but it was
like the clip was.

Tim (28:53):
This guy was like just kind of sitting in this like field
on some steps, stuff, like alike there used to be a
structure there.
He's gonna eat his lunch andlike two gangbangers come up and
they're like I'm going to fuckyou up because you're in our
territory.

Javier (29:07):
Hey, you eating your sandwich in my territory.

Tim (29:09):
Pretty much like that, and he ends up beating the shit out
of the guys and I can't rememberfor the life of me what that
movie was.
It came out I think it was likein the early 90s.

Javier (29:16):
Shawshank Redemption.

Tim (29:18):
Yes, that's exactly.
It wasn't a good movie, yeah,but that one scene like pulled
me in to where I had to find itand I ended up watching.

Javier (29:25):
I was like oh, uh, it was it uh, michael douglas yes,
it's falling down?
Yes, yeah, it was falling down.
Okay, I remember.

Tim (29:31):
Now it's, yes, it's not a great movie, it's okay.

Chad (29:35):
It's not michael douglas's best work, yeah you know you're
talking about movies that arelike redone or whatever another
thing that they're getting for.
You know, pinpointing ourgeneration is all of the game
not just our generation, butpeople in general.
A surefire hit would be likeyour Minecraft, your Barbie,

(29:55):
your old toys and video games,and stuff, I mean Last of Us.

Tim (29:59):
Yeah, true, yeah so if you ever play the game I, the game
that last of us is a great,great game and that has now
sucked everybody in because, oh,you made them off yeah, sucked
everybody off.
Um.
They redo the resident evils.
Yeah, I mean that would getthat was a while back, but that
would get, that would get us ourgeneration they did do the
resident.

Javier (30:18):
They had all the movies I'm talking about they redid
them.

Chad (30:20):
Oh yeah, got you.
Would you lose your shit ifthey did?
Uh, red dead redemption.

Tim (30:26):
Yeah, yeah, I think that would be.
I honestly think it would makea great movie.
But again it's kind of like, um, I don't know, there hasn't
been a good western that's comeout in a long time um well they
said there's a show on netflixuh, tyler Taylor Kitsch.

Javier (30:45):
And they said that's the closest thing you can get to a
Red Dead Redemption show.

Tim (30:49):
But I'm just saying like in general, like movie wise, like
I can't remember the last openopen range.

Javier (30:54):
Open range is the last, like last good.

Chad (30:57):
Western.
Yeah, I mean, what was it?
Magnificent seven.

Javier (31:01):
I mean that's a that's a reboot.
It wasn't.
I mean that's a reboot.
What it's a reboot Really?
Which is a reboot of a reboot.

Tim (31:06):
Yes.

Javier (31:06):
Because the Magnificent Seven is a reboot of the
original Magnificent Seven,which is a reboot of the Seven
Samurai made by akira kiyosawayeah, he's actually.

Tim (31:16):
That's actually true really yes how he pulled that, I don't
know.
Holy shit.
College bowl yeah, we haven't.
We haven't had college bowl ina while.
Um, yeah, I mean there hasn'tbeen like a good western, but
yeah, I would lose my shit ifthey made a movie about red,
because red dead redemption, inmy opinion, was probably one of
the best um storyline games thatI've played in a long time.

Javier (31:36):
Redemption, red Dead Redemption 2.
Get it right.

Tim (31:39):
Yeah, the second one.

Chad (31:40):
I mean another one that would probably kill, but it'd be
very hard to do, would be GrandTheft Auto.

Tim (31:46):
You could do it with the storyline.
Yeah, yeah.

Chad (31:52):
But you'd have to have some kind of twist on it, kind
of like what was that one wherehe was an NPC?

Tim (32:00):
Oh, a guy, A new kind of like twist on it kind of like um
, um what was that one where hewas an npc.
Oh uh, guy guy real good, readyplayer one.

Chad (32:06):
No, oh oh uh, free guy, yeah it had to be something
borderline, that, but raunchy,you know, I don't know which,
okay, we're getting on thetangent of video games.

Javier (32:14):
I'm waiting for that thing from black or black Mirror
, where you put it on yourtemple and you're in.
Oh my God, there's anotherepisode that I want to talk
about too.

Tim (32:23):
I have seen that one.

Javier (32:24):
Which one?

Tim (32:25):
That Black Mirror.

Javier (32:26):
Where there are two guys and then they do it, yeah, and
then they fall in love.

Tim (32:29):
Yeah, I've seen that one.

Javier (32:30):
Yeah.

Tim (32:31):
I purposely looked for that one because it's like I want to
see them do it.

Javier (32:35):
No, that's.

Tim (32:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I wanted to know.
It seemed really sweet.

Javier (32:39):
They're Watch it.
Watch it, please, please.

Chad (32:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Javier (32:44):
No, I'm waiting for that technology.
I mean, we already got theheadsets.
Obviously.
What we need is augmentedreality.
That's what.
What's next?
Your eyes go gray and you're inthe goddamn net.
But then again, what happens ifthey shut it off?

Chad (33:00):
Right, and we're stuck in there.
I don't want anything that Ican't just lift off my face.

Tim (33:04):
True, true, that's VR, bro.
Let's just stick with that shit.
You don't want any implants oranything.
I don't think I could, you'renot.

Chad (33:09):
Neuralink, yet I don't think that I could ever do that
Would y.

Tim (33:14):
No, no, no, no, I would not .

Javier (33:18):
There's a show that came out in 2019 where they predict
the next 15, 20 years in Englandand they have Donald Trump and
it's nuclear war with China andblah, blah, blah and that's kind
of a concept.
Somebody was like I'm trans andthey're like we respect your

(33:44):
decision if you want to be a manor woman.
It's like not trans,transgender.
I'm transhuman.
Like what's a trans human?
It's like where you downloadyour your consciousness and mind
into the net and you're likewaves.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
like like waves in the air and stuff like that and
I'm like, is that, what wouldthat?

Chad (33:55):
that I would do no yeah I would save my consciousness or
like part myself out if I could.
I just don't.
I don't think that I would becool with putting something that
is going to change me and itcould, like, turn off my brain
right, there's been too manymovies right out there with that
concept, right however, if Ihad a disability or something
like that, or if I, you know, inthe future, go blind or

(34:16):
something like that and that'sthe way to get sight again, I
would do it right but like Ithink that if I was physically,
and you know, physical and ableto do whatever, then, uh,
whatever I don't think I woulddo yeah, I wouldn't do it.

Tim (34:27):
I'm almost.
I'm at a point now where, likethe fact that how connected cars
are to the internet freak meout really.
Yeah, because I mean like you,I mean they've got hackers that
have that have now hacked intodifferent systems and stuff and
were able to control, like um, Ithink it was like some jeeps or
like mopar vehicles.
They were able to um go in andactually like turn because it's

(34:50):
electric, it's it's drive bywire a lot of the systems are
now and so it was able to turnthe wheel and floor the gas and
things like that, and so that initself is uh pretty freaky yeah
, I, I don't know.

Chad (35:03):
It's only gonna get worse with the cars, though I mean
like the robo taxes and shit islike we're like five years away
from that being like a prettyheavy norm well.

Tim (35:10):
so there's a program called comma ai um and they have a lot
of vehicles that are thatsupport but basically like gives
you autopilot on vehicles thatdidn't have that type of.
Really it's a few thousanddollars.
Some of the Toyotas can supportit.
I know it won't on mine as ofyet Bullshit.

Chad (35:30):
Really yeah.

Tim (35:30):
Yeah, so the Chevy Bolt, it's like a plug-in hybrid?
Yeah, and you can, because it'sgot systems in there that work
with it.
You can get comma ai andinstall it and it's like I said,
it's a few thousand dollars andit's open source.
So if you don't have a vehicleto support, if you can write
code, you can code your ownsystem, right, wow, and

(35:52):
literally have an autopilot like.
It's got the same technologyit's scanning the road, it's
driving, it goes.
You plug in where you wanted togo and hit the cruise control
and tell it to go, and it goesour car does kind of like
assisted driving, like that yes,I mean my, my toyota does that
too.
It has that assisted driving.
But we're at that point now,like these companies are coming
out.
But still it freaks me out alittle bit because, like all it
takes is you know some, somehacker to get into it, or like,

(36:16):
like I'm going to go and jumpinto like the whole Russia thing
that just happened with Ukraine, because we kind of we were
talking about it in the groupchat, but they drove these, you
know, they snuck these vehiclesinto Russia, right?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, big 18-wheelers .

Tim (36:33):
These 18-wheelers, these cargo trucks.
They put drones, so there weredrones inside of them, and
Russia's got this whole likethey, these cargo trucks.
They put drones, so they weredrones inside of them, and
russia's got this whole likethey've got this whole setup
where it's they're scanning it,like search for these drones,
and and so they had signalblockers built in and these
things look like just regular 18wheelers and regular shipping
containers and they so.
One of the other things is theygot the extra.
So there's two types ofshipping containers there's
these regular size ones andthey've got the extra tall ones.

(36:56):
So if they they did the regularsize ones, they would have had
to extend it and it would lookout of place.
So they got the extra tall onesand they were able to build
these launch pads inside rightthat had these explosives, these
shape-charged explosives, andthey drove them as far as like
into Siberia, like we're talkingall the way over into almost
China, wow, and had thesestrategically placed around

(37:16):
these air bases and theylaunched them all at the same
time and they blew up 30% orlike 33% of Russia's bombers and
some of their like fifth-genfighter jets and stuff like that
.

Javier (37:31):
I did see the video of inside the drone, you know
flying.

Tim (37:35):
Really yeah, and hitting the plane.

Javier (37:37):
It's nuts dude I, because there's a page I follow
on instagram.
It's strictly like drone videoson the battlefield in ukraine
and going there.
You see like the, so therussian soldiers like trying to
shoot them oh yeah and runningand it just, and then the video
stops, freezes, obviouslybecause it's exploded right,
it's killed these guys sowatching the videos from those

(38:00):
hitting the planes.
I'm like, dude, this is warfare.
Now is just gonna be crazy well.

Chad (38:06):
So they're saying, um, yeah.
It's weird to think though,because, like you know, we as a
country haven't really been towar in a long time and yeah,
right, um, and when we did, itwas mostly like guns and planes
and bombs and stuff like that,right, but now that we can see
that happening on the other sideof the world and all the
current technology it's happenedin the last 15, 20 years it's
wild to think that that's activelike when we, when chase

(38:28):
mentioned that in the group textand when you were talking about
I was like that's fake, thatcan't be no, no I was seriously
like.

Tim (38:33):
That can't be real and they have.
So they have fiber optic dronesnow, where they it's literally
controlled by a fiber opticcable.
So, like its range goes so muchfurther, which is weird because
it's tethered to something.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah.

Tim (38:46):
But it can go so much further and they've showed
pictures now of like fieldswhere these fiber optic cables
have now been.
I mean, they're just litteredeverywhere from drones.

Chad (38:56):
How does that work?

Tim (38:56):
What is it?
I mean it's a.
It's like having a mile long.

Chad (39:00):
Yeah, fiber, yes, because that's fiber is not cheap or it
didn't used to be I don't know,I.

Tim (39:06):
I don't know either, I guess there could be like
plastic fiber, but that butthat's what it, what you know,
that's what it is and, like theman, it's, it's, it's a, it's a
crazy thing, but they're sothey're saying that this is
basically the equivalent ofRussia's Pearl Harbor, in a
sense.
I mean, how many people died,though.

(39:29):
I'm not talking about the death,but how much actual strategic
assets were destroyed in acalculated attack, right?
So I don't know how many peopledied, but they're just saying
that if you're looking atstrategy-wise, it's kind of the
same equivalency in that sense.

Chad (39:39):
I mean, is it bad for me?
I have not been payingattention to a lot of the
Ukraine-Russia stuff recently,but good.

Javier (39:47):
I say good.

Tim (39:49):
I mean, I don't know.

Javier (39:50):
I'm all for it.

Chad (39:51):
I mean it was strategic right.

Tim (39:58):
It wasn't like they went and bombed the last cities or
anything like that.
I'm not opposed to whathappened, but like what's
happening is just like it'soverall the whole thing's
ridiculous because now we'regetting to like we, just like we
, we are we, I say we, we, weare kind of in a proxy war.
But, um, we, they gave, they,they attacked and they destroyed
like 30 something percent oftheir aircrafts, and so now it
makes me feel like there's gonnabe a pretty significant
retaliation.

Javier (40:18):
Yeah and that kind of freaks me out.
Do you think like what if anuke's involved?

Tim (40:23):
well, that's what I'm saying like if we're compared to
our pearl harbor, I think theworld stops.

Javier (40:28):
I think the world.
If, when god forbid thathappens, the world just stops no
nothing will.
Everyone will be on their toesand our area is a target.
Yeah, we need to leave.
It's a target because we've gotthe base.

Tim (40:43):
The base isn't.
That's not a target.
I don't think it's a nucleartarget.
It's not anymore, isn't?

Javier (40:48):
it out in Weatherford, though, where they have soft
targets.

Chad (40:54):
What the hell is in Weatherford.

Tim (40:55):
No, not in Weatherford.

Chad (40:56):
Is it the brewery Are?

Tim (40:56):
they after the brewery.

Chad (40:57):
What the hell is in.

Tim (40:59):
Weatherford no, not in Weatherford.
Is it the brewery?
Are they after the?

Javier (41:03):
brewery.
Maybe Abilene, becauseAbilene's got a pretty strategic
Air Force base out there.
Really.
Yeah, I say Amarillo becausethey got the big Texan.

Tim (41:07):
They got the big Texan.
We have to destroy them.
So Dallas is because of big Tex.
Oh yeah.

Chad (41:18):
They're confused.
They think he's a real person.

Tim (41:20):
Exactly, they're like they've got a giant.

Javier (41:23):
They have giant men who sells corn dogs.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Welcome to.

Javier (41:29):
Come, comrade, comrade, big Tex, State Fair of Texas,
kill Russians.
Oh my God.

Tim (41:36):
That's what he says.
It's crazy.
No, it's crazy.
No, it's uh.
Yeah, we're living in we'reliving in some wild times, but
like the circle back with thehand and everything so long
comrade like a boots clip orsomething.

Chad (41:54):
But what if we're uh, what if?
What?

Tim (41:55):
if all this is actually just ai generated and none of
this has actually happened whatif yeah?

Javier (42:00):
is there any way of really knowing?

Tim (42:02):
I mean we gotta go there, I mean the mountain we have to go
there, all right, the mountainetna volcano explosion.

Javier (42:08):
Somebody posted a video of and oh, yeah, they posted one
that was real and they postedanother one where a lady's like
hey look.
And she's like, oh my god,what's happening?

Tim (42:17):
all those people but like but the first video with all
those people running.
Yeah, they is like oh my god,what's happening?
All those people but like butthe first video with all those
people running.

Javier (42:20):
Yeah they're like oh shit.
And they're like should we run,should we get out of here?
And you know they're like yeah,let's go, we need to go.

Chad (42:27):
But I mean that new google vo video creator thing I
haven't messed with it yet,that's what it's from right.
Like it's it's gonna get wild,oh man.
Like it's got audio and musicand background sound effects and
shit.
It's going to get crazy.

Tim (42:40):
So I that video, though that you're the one you're
talking about, where it's likethey added the people into it
yeah.
It reminds me of?
Have you seen the video from uh, one of the?
You know one of the towers hasalready been hit.
There's these college kids areup in this like apartment and
they're drinking, yeah, yeahshane gillis.
It's one of his favorite.
He thinks it's like the funniestreaction ever and it kind of

(43:00):
I'm gonna say it it is like youwatch it, you're just like
because she's like and she'slike ah yeah, you knew, I mean
right, there was already shitgoing down yeah, so like, but
that remind like seeing thatvideo and then seeing that video
I'm like it's that one was real, but like it seemed, you know,
plausible for the one that he'stalking about.

(43:20):
Right um.

Javier (43:22):
So you know I'm into watching like 9-11 shit yeah,
yeah, I'm aware so now I'vemoved my, I've moved over to
world war ii and so I'mlistening to, like december 7th
1941, radio clips where they'relike having a radio show and the
news breaks in and they're likebreaking news from Pearl Harbor

(43:45):
has been attacked.
The Japanese made a surpriseattack to the Pacific.

Tim (43:50):
Islands and they talk in the trans Atlantic accent.
That's what's weird.
You know that like that.
So there was a radio accentcalled transit trans Atlantic
accent.
It's damn trans, no trans am.
That's what's weird.
Do you know that?

Speaker 4 (43:59):
So there was a radio accent called Transatlantic
Accent, trans-am.

Chad (44:02):
Trans-am.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Trans-am, trans-am, they talk like vehicles.

Tim (44:08):
Transformer.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Optimus Prime, Attention humans, yeah like the.

Tim (44:12):
Atlantic Ocean.
It's a specific accent thatthey used in radio broadcasts or
whatever.
It was that whole like see andyou know, like the mob, Wasn't
it accent that they used inradio broadcasts?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
or?

Tim (44:19):
whatever.
It was that whole like see,wasn't it Jack?
It's weird.

Javier (44:21):
Don't beat your wife tonight.
She didn't burn the roast onpurpose.

Chad (44:27):
They spoke like that on purpose, because it was their
radio voice.

Javier (44:30):
I think that's where the term radio voice came in.
Yeah, I get that.

Chad (44:35):
But everyone's got.
You can pick out a radio voiceand oh, tim's got a good radio
voice, but he doesn't sound likea radio person.

Tim (44:40):
I'm not trying to do the voice right, like that's the
thing.
But, they're actually.
Yes, they were talking likethat too.

Chad (44:48):
I didn't know that.

Javier (44:50):
But on these radio things it's weird because
they'll cut in and they're likewe'll cut in if there's more
breaking news and then they'llgo back to the radio show.
Who has to be quiet and has tolisten to this breaking news?
And they're like, oh man, well,they gotta go back to acting,
back to performing, and they do.
It's like radio shows where it'slike you're watching a, like
today today's show yeah, and soI listened to that and I

(45:10):
listened to the after like theatomic bomb dropped and they're
like uh truman threatens thePotsdam Declaration that
Japanese would have severe deathand killing, and blah, blah,
blah.
Holy shit.

Tim (45:25):
Yes, man, and that's for special interests.

Javier (45:27):
Special interests section right there.

Tim (45:29):
There is a video, though, TMZ just released that you'd be
interested in.

Javier (45:33):
Is it about?

Tim (45:34):
World War II 9-11?
No, but it's about 9-11.
It's the fifth plane.

Javier (45:37):
Oh yeah, I did see that, so it's like 30 minutes long.

Tim (45:39):
They're talking about that.
There was a fifth plane thatwas supposed to be and supposed
to be used, but the government'skeeping it a secret yeah,
really, because they ran out theback and they took off running,
get away they got away.
No shit, yeah, yeah becausewhenever they they grounded the
plane and then whenever peopleentered the plane, they found,
uh, like the hatches on thefloor removed and stuff like
that.
Yeah, it's a 30-minute.

(46:00):
I think it's 30 minutes long.
It's on YouTube.

Javier (46:02):
Yeah.

Tim (46:03):
Wow, it's kind of interesting.

Javier (46:04):
Ernie Crazy Bars.
I've Heard said it's a specificaccent.
Yeah, they thought it was coolin the 30s.

Tim (46:10):
Yeah, it was, and then they used it.
So they didn't just use it onradio shows, they used it for
baseball games.
It's like the baseballannouncers and all that stuff.
It's very strange.

Javier (46:23):
Don't let Johnny bring his fans into your caboose.

Tim (46:25):
Every once in a while.
I'll come across this guy onTikTok Live.
See look.

Javier (46:28):
Yeah, Ernie says it's the transatlantic accent, yeah,
transatlantic accent, honestly Ididn't even know what it was
called.

Tim (46:33):
There's this dude that he dresses for that era of time and
it's in black and white OnTikTok, on TikTok.
Yeah, and he's just talking andhe'll interact with people, but
talk in that accent.
It's bizarre man, that's cool,yeah, all right.
So I wanted to get into we kindof jumped all over the place,
but I wanted to get into whathas happened in the state of
Texas with the THC ban.
The Texas, well, the farm, thehemp, farm bill stuff.

Javier (46:59):
Wait, hold on, ernie.
If you and anybody in the groupchat want to call, or anybody
listening live wants to call thephone number, the phone number
is 817-677-0407.
Again, it's 817-677-0407.
If you want to call in and wewill have you on the show live
Okay.

Tim (47:15):
so on that, though, Dan Patrick has made an ass out of
himself.

Javier (47:22):
When he hasn't he though ?

Tim (47:23):
But he's really doubled down here and I just want to
play a short little clip here,not this clip.
Hang on Pause.

Javier (47:33):
It's just like two dudes wrestling over a sausage.
It's all his.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
No, give me the sausage, put it in my butt, it's
all his.

Chad (47:38):
No, give me the sausage.
Boy, boy, boy boy.

Tim (47:39):
So here we go.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
These THCs and these smoke shops.
They're dangerous, they'repoisonous and they are deadly.
I wanted to give an officialresponse to Lieutenant Governor
Dan Patrick.
They are trying to take away53,000 jobs of hardworking
Texans right now and essentiallyhand our entire industry over
to three license holders withinthe Texas compassionate use
program, and yet somehow he'smaking claims that people are

(48:06):
dying from what we do.
They're becoming psychotic.
All of these crazy nonsensethat he is literally making up.
And it makes sense.
If the hemp industry goes away,which had an eight billion
dollar economic impact last yearalone in Texas, guess where
that money is going to go?
Guess who is going to get richfor being involved in the teacup
program and within thosecompanies.

(48:27):
For those of you in the Housethat understand what is going on
and being pressured by theSenate governor, we highly urge
you to protect the 53,000 Texansthat are very hard working and
dedicated to doing the bestthing for texas possible.

Tim (48:42):
These th the crazy thing about all that right is that he
said these thcs yeah that's,that's one of them kick it off
with a bang but the other one isthe fact that we're going to
affect 53,000 jobs.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah.

Tim (49:00):
Right, and the claims that he's making of how it's turning
people psychotic, it's killingthem, whatever One of the press
release parts.
He holds up a bag and says youdon't even know what's in these
things.
And the guy who was speaking,he's the ceo of hometown heroes,
who's a thc, uh great brand inaustin delta, whatever uh brand

(49:25):
here, yeah, in austin texas, andhe's like no, actually it has
all the ingredients on the backhere.
There's a qr code that you canscan.
That will take you to the labresults and the letter of
authenticity and all that.
And he's just spouting all thisnonsense.
He makes a claim becausethere's a reporter there that

(49:50):
was talking to him and he's likewould you consider just
regulating it or whatever foradults to use?
And Dan Patrick flipped out onhim.
Yeah, he did.
And he starts going off andhe's like I'm trying to keep you
safe too.

Javier (50:03):
And all this stuff, this is just for kids, this is for
adults too.
He's like do you want this?
Here you can have it.
Who else wants this candy?
I want the candy.
I was surprised.

Tim (50:20):
I was like raise your hand if some.
He went on to say like he's,like, there were.
It wasn't just kids, there wasa.
There was a person that walkedin front of train.
He was a.
He was a 21 year old, he was anadult.

Chad (50:25):
I'm saving the adults, you know, and whatever how many dui
accidents happen weekly andlike I don't know I I think it's
crazy that there's so manypoliticians that just crazy,
just throw out these claims yeswithout statistics, not with
without proof, without reasonreally, and they're just
throwing it out there.
And when people send reason tothem or ask them questions, they
just deflect, deflect, deflect.

Tim (50:46):
Yeah, well, they had law enforcement officers up there
against THC they were on hisside or whatever and saying
these things, these claims, withno actual empirical evidence or
statistics or anything either,which is crazy.
And you can go on to Fort Worthmugshots, which is on Facebook,

(51:09):
and you can scroll through that.
I don't know who's running andhow they're doing that, but
they're just popping mugshots upthere from everything going
through Tarrant County right now, but you can scroll through
there and click on each one andsee what they're in for.
And I went through a bunchtoday just looking, and so many
of them are for duis and likethere was several that were like
do you do you?
I second, yeah, you, I third,yeah, and here we are not doing

(51:33):
anything about that other thanthrowing people in in jail.
But we're not trying to.
You know, not banning alcoholbecause prohibition happened and
that was a big mistake, right?
We're in another prohibitionera right now well.

Javier (51:46):
Somebody asked him that like well, how about alcohol?
Like you know it's regulatedand you know people still get
into accidents.
And then he was like sayinglike well, I know you're part of
the media, you know blah, blahblah, which he's saying that
he's part of the problem.

Tim (52:02):
He literally said the media is part of the problem.

Chad (52:04):
So he's just pulling a Trump out of the playbook.
Is what he's doing?
Because that's exactly what hedoes.

Javier (52:08):
No, because Trump was for not getting petty crimes.

Chad (52:14):
I'm not saying that, I'm saying from the respect of.

Tim (52:15):
I don't like what you're saying.

Chad (52:16):
I'm not saying that I'm saying from the respect, yeah,
like I don't like what you'resaying, so I'm going to talk
shit about you as the media.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
That's the liberal media yeah.

Tim (52:21):
Actual like question with a real answer, but I will say.
The beauty of this, though, isthat it is banning sales in
Texas, right, but federally itis legal, like the hemp pill,
like the hemp bill.
The federal hemp bill makesthis legal, so you should still

(52:42):
be able to order it and have itshipped to your house.
Is it codified, like I?

Chad (52:45):
want to say that they I could be wrong in this, but I
thought I saw something thatsaid that if you were in
possession of it, it is alsolike they could take legal
action well, I'm sure so justlike I mean, but so many, so
many cities have decriminalizedit right, when are?

Javier (53:00):
when are reporters gonna like call them out and just
like tell them you're a fuckingliar, like you're, you're,
you're.

Chad (53:08):
They did that did y'all see that trump uh interview
where he was talking about likethe uh?

Javier (53:13):
why can't I?

Chad (53:14):
go the gang um oh the s13-13?
Yeah, he's like MS-13.
He's like well, actually thatwas Photoshopped, and he talked
about it for three to fourminutes saying like no, it
wasn't, and like it was yeah,100% it was.

Tim (53:27):
Why can't we be reporters and just go in there and just
walk in and be like you're afucking liar.

Chad (53:39):
Like I want to check your computer you fucking pedophile.
He's a liar get him all right,so obviously I tell you he's a
cuck, I say we're all againstthe ban yeah, I.

Javier (53:47):
Want to no, fuck it, I want to ban it.

Tim (53:49):
I have all weed.
I have no skin in this gamebecause I can't.
I can't partake in any of it,right, right either.

Javier (53:54):
Yeah, I have no skin either, except my foreskin but
I'm still, I am still 100 for it.

Tim (54:01):
I think I I mean for the band no I'm 100 for uh, making
it legal.
You know it's um.
I mean it already was yeah Imean and keeping it that way
yeah, I agree.

Chad (54:15):
I think it's crazy like the the statistical proof about
like the 50 something thousandjobs, the eight billion dollars
that is pulling into the economy, not to mention you think about
all of the local businessesthat are getting impacted like.
I've never seen so manybreweries stand up for something
other than beer.
Have y'all seen that liketurning point?
Martin house, all of these beerbrands that have a thc, seltzer

(54:36):
or THC variant or somethinglike that.
That's going to be hugelyimpactful to their business too,
so it's not just these weedshops or whatever.

Tim (54:45):
There are people who are what I consider sober-ish, in
the sense of they don't want toconsume alcohol.
They've had either a badrelationship with alcohol or
whatever.
They've got a good relationshipwith THC.
They want to go out.
They still want to have fun andthey've got a good relationship
with thc.
They want to go out.
They still want to have fun andthey can have a seltzer most
people have like maybe two.

(55:05):
Yeah, have you ever noticed that, like you go out and have a thc
seltzer, it's like two I'mhaving two of them do you know
why?
That is because you get reallyfucked up if you have more than
that and you have to what youhave to pee you have to drive
home you have to go.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
I was like what people that are that are doing.

Chad (55:18):
You know, thc products or something like that are more
reclusive, and so it's likeeither I'm gonna have one and go
back home or take two and gohome before it hits.
Yeah, when you're drinkingalcohol at a bar, how many are
you gonna stop at?
I?
Mean realistically 15 right andwhat are you gonna do?
Maybe uber, probably shoulduber but they're probably gonna
fucking drive there's so muchmore to.

Javier (55:38):
The other night, on friday.
It was, uh, anthony natasha'sdaughter's graduation from high
school and we all went to laplaya.
It was like 40 50 people there.
We got drunk.
We decided to go everyone go.
Well, most of the people go torabbit hole and I just kept
drinking and drinking and I'm abinge drinker, so like I was
like fucking out of my mind.

(55:58):
Thank god tammy like was thesober one to drink or drive
drink the sober drinker, but manI fucking got.
If I would have had like a gummy, I would have needed to drink
all those no, you would havebeen chill.

Tim (56:10):
I also think like, even if you mix the stuff right, if you
mix a little bit of alcohol, alittle bit of of thc, done
before, I feel like if you itbefore, yeah, I feel like if you
take.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
No, you haven't, You're right.

Tim (56:22):
If you consume the THC first and it starts to hit and
you maybe have one or two drinks.
You're probably only going tohave one or two drinks.
That THC is going to hit.
It's going to slow your actualalcohol consumption down you
don't want anything except for.
You want food.

Chad (56:35):
You want to impact other local businesses because you got
the munchies like amotherfucker and all of a sudden
you're ordering food in and nowyou're keeping arby's alive
right, I mean, that's not alocal, you're keeping ponchos
alive, keeping chiba hut withthat delicious ass peanut butter
and jelly honey sandwich.

Javier (56:49):
They got all right that's a good.

Tim (56:51):
That's a good place to stop for just a second, because I
want we all like chiba hut rightyeah, hell, yeah, hell yeah,
what's your, what's your orderat chiba?

Chad (56:58):
hut, fuck.
It's been so long since I'vebeen.
You go first, there's only oneorder for me.

Javier (57:02):
Baby, two orders for me yeah um meatball sub okay always
meatball yeah I have to add uhgreen peppers, tomatoes, and uh
green peppers and tomatoes, andthen I'll have a kool-aid with
it you gotta go hard.

Tim (57:15):
which color red, red you got to go with the red.

Javier (57:18):
If I'm feeling a little randy then I decide to get a
peanut butter and jelly sandwichwith honey on it.
From there, From there.

Chad (57:25):
They have that.
It's fucking good.

Javier (57:27):
No way, dude, you are not living life if you have not
had one.

Chad (57:31):
I mean, I do that at home.

Javier (57:33):
Yeah, I can make my own.

Chad (57:34):
I have bread and peanut butter and jelly and honey.
Actually, we don't usually getbread.
We'll get like a carb smarttortilla and I'll put like
peanut butter and jelly orpeanut butter and Nutella and
some banana and a little bit ofhoney and that's my like that's
like a crepe, almost Snack.
After you know, munchie snack.

Tim (57:51):
So there's two sandwiches that I do, so they're both of
them actually like from thesecret menu Pope, so one they're
both of them actually like fromthe secret menu, popeyes.
Uh, I do the, I do the darthvader oh, which has got the
jalapeno cream cheese?
It's basically, it's, basically, it's basically a um cali mist,
which is their like uh chickensandwich.
It's got the yeah but it's kindof like that, but it's got uh

(58:14):
salami on it and it's gotjalapeno cream cheese.
It's got all the stuff.
Dude, it's good, it's spicy,it's flavorful.
But the other one I do is theyhave like a sticky, like a tie
sticky or something like that, asticky tie or whatever.
Yeah, that's the one I do.
I have them add it's likepineapple.
I have them add peanut butter.
It's a teriyaki chickensandwich.
Yeah.
Add peanut butter add peanutbutter and then add jalapenos to

(58:37):
it.

Javier (58:37):
I did not know that was a thing.

Chad (58:39):
Peanut butter.
Yeah, that sounds like it couldgo hard.
It's weird.

Tim (58:42):
Peanut butter elevates a lot of things.
Agreed Peanut butter on aburger.
Chad and I had the first.
We had our peanut butter boyNot peanut butter boy, that's
over at Big Cat but we had thepeanut butter.
The Ravi Sankar, yeah, but wehad the peanut butter the Ravi
Sankar.

Chad (58:56):
Yeah, that they did over at Rodeo.

Tim (58:57):
Goat.
And then, ever since then, I'vebeen craving peanut butter
burgers.
Now I want to do a peanutbutter burger.
Dude, big Cat, have you had?

Chad (59:04):
Big Cat's peanut butter burger.
Yeah, it's almost too much,though I want like a slider.

Tim (59:08):
I get a small one.
Oh, you can.
Yeah, you can get two there's.
It's fantastic.

Chad (59:15):
So yeah, I either do the Thai stick, like you mentioned,
or I'll do the White Widow,which is the bacon ranch.

Tim (59:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, bacon chicken ranch, thing.

Chad (59:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tim (59:24):
All right.
So I want to play another clip,and this is from the CEO of
Hometown Heroes.
There's actually two that I'mgoing to play and I just love,
so I'll have to kind of describewhat you're seeing, because not
everybody's going to be able tosee it, but it was Dan Patrick
doing the whole throwing theshit and all that.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Does anyone want to try any of this?
Anybody want this bag Whoacoming in hot from Dan Patrick
right there?
This is our Rice Krispie Treats.
They have all the ingredientson the back and a COA so you can
tell what is in them.
Despite what Dan Patrick said,these are 25% off right now on
the website in honor of DanPatrick.
Coupon code is Dan Patrick Loveyou guys.

Tim (01:00:03):
Happy hunting, that's awesome.
So there's that one, and thenthere's one more.

Javier (01:00:08):
On the group chat, whoever you like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Take all of this THC that's been poisoning kids and
adults.
Here you go, sir.
Thank you, thank you, officer,sir.
Thank you, thank you, officer.
Appreciate all you do.
This is the box from danpatrick's office, hand curated.
The coupon code is going to bedan's delight
d-a-n-s-d-e-l-i-g-h-t.
Check this out.
We've got our sin of crunchtreats.
We have the cocoa crisp, thefruity rainbow all three are

(01:00:31):
amazing if you haven't triedthem before.
We've also got our caramels,which are absolutely incredible
if you like caramels, and ourlive rosin gummies.
Day and night discovery packsthose are all these products
straight from dan patrick'soffice to you.
This box is 99 for all of this.
It is the steel of the century.
Ingredients on all thepackaging, full panel testing,
so you know exactly what is inthese products.

(01:00:52):
Absolutely amazing.
Love you guys.
Happy hunting, enjoy, we'lltake what a good deal, yeah what
a good like.

Chad (01:00:59):
Good on them for taking that as a marketing opportunity.
Not only one, because if itdoes pass, everyone's got to
like completely get rid of theirtheir inventory by september,
but like also just takingadvantage of it and also
spouting the good word in themiddle of doing it all like what
that's a good business yes,that's a really good business.

Tim (01:01:16):
Good business.
If I could consume theseproducts, I would support his
company 100%.

Javier (01:01:22):
I'm going to buy them right now.

Tim (01:01:26):
Because he seems like a very genuine down-to-earth guy.
Yeah, I think it's great.

Chad (01:01:32):
One more thing that I was going to mention and I
completely forgot what I wasgoing to say, but I didn't want
you to move on before I said itand then I forgot it.
So, uh, do you remember what?

Tim (01:01:42):
you were going to say no All right Real quick.

Javier (01:01:45):
on the group chat we were talking about food.
Hervey says banana split andthe boomstick hot dog and
Governor Lazy Legs needs to vetothe bill.
Absolutely.
They should sue him for usingtheir product.
Absolutely.
They should sue him for usingtheir product.
Take his alcohol bribe money.
That's right, because helobbyists that are with the
alcohol.
You know the alcohols peopledonate to Dan Patrick.

Chad (01:02:09):
Oh yeah, that's probably the biggest part of it.
No, so I do remember what I wasgoing to say, so I did.
You know, there was a petitionthat a lot of the breweries and
stuff like that were trying tosend in.
So I submitted like a littleletter or whatever and, uh,
should I read the the response?
yes uh from from governor gregabbott, because essentially it's
all down to him at this point,right?
So, dear mr butler, thank youfor contacting the office uh of

(01:02:30):
the governor concerning senatebill 3 by senator charles perry
relating to the regulation ofproducts derived from hemp,
including consumable hempproducts and the hemp derived
cannabinoids contained in thoseproducts.
We have shared yourcorrespondence regarding Senate
Bill three with our legislativeand policy staff, who have been
monitoring the bill during thelegislative session At this time

(01:02:51):
.
Governor Abbott is closelyreviewing all bills passed by
the legislature man that is ahard word with a cancer tongue
Legislature, legislature, that'sa hard word with a cancer
tongue.

Tim (01:02:58):
Legislature Legislature.

Chad (01:02:59):
That's a difficult one for me to do Legislature and sent
to his desk.
By Constitution, the governorhas until June 22nd to take
action on this piece oflegislation.
So I mean, obviously it'spretty fucking cut and paste,
you know yeah still, but youknow, yeah, they're reviewing it
.

Tim (01:03:17):
They took your they apparently.
Yeah, he's seen your letter andthey were.

Chad (01:03:20):
They were trying to get like a hundred thousand people
and I think they got well overthat.
Oh yeah, which is awesome.

Tim (01:03:24):
So one of the I mean the one of the videos I saw them
just wheeling boxes of lettersinto his office.
That's crazy, um, all right, soI want to talk about uh, we the
stuff that we've talked aboutwhere I thought there should be
a juiced league and now allthat's happening.

Chad (01:03:39):
You talked about that shit years ago.

Tim (01:03:41):
Yeah.
So that's cool, that'shappening and I'm excited about
that.
But I also want to talk aboutBanana Ball, Banana League.
So are we going to get into the?

Chad (01:03:49):
first one.

Tim (01:03:50):
Yeah, let's get into the first one.
So I want to talk about both ofthem, okay, so the juiced
league what do you know aboutthis?
Because you sent it to me andshowed me a little bit about it.

Chad (01:03:58):
Yeah, so I listened to this like daily tech and news
podcast and they were talkingabout how they briefly touched
on it and I thought I was havinglike a fever dream or something
.

Tim (01:04:06):
I was like wait, this is something I've been talking
about for years.

Chad (01:04:08):
This is something that I've heard of before, like yeah,
apparently they're going to letthese athletes get on like
steroids or whatever you knowperformance enhancing drugs and
actually compete, as if it wasthe Olympics type thing.
And I was like that soundseerily familiar.
And then I sent it over to youand I was like holy shit, this
is real.
So years ago for those of youwho are listening, watching
whatever Tim mentioned I wishthere was a juiced league where

(01:04:33):
people could just do whateverthey want and then we get to see
like the real beasts competingwith one another.
Right, and that's exactly whatit is.
I don't know all the sports I'mactually very curious, but
there's a lot of money behind it.
I think it's this whole venturecapitalist thing behind it that
they're trying to push.
It's almost like ESPN, the Ocho, except for a juice league type

(01:04:54):
situation.

Tim (01:04:55):
All right, so Jesse Magnetson.
He's an Olympic swimmer.
His transformation now becausehe's going to be in the juice
league is absolutely insane.
I wish I had pictures.
The physique change alone iscrazy.
Yeah, let me see.
We don't know how much he's on.

(01:05:16):
Let me see if I can find apicture of it.

Chad (01:05:17):
Okay.

Tim (01:05:18):
I don't know how much he's on.
Let me see if I find a pictureof it.
Okay, I don't know how muchhe's on.
Yeah, uh, let me see if I canfind it.
I don't know what.

Chad (01:05:23):
We don't know what he's on can you imagine if they like,
bring up these athletes and,instead of telling you like
their, their history or anythinglike that, they tell you
exactly their regiment and what,what's their dosage and like
how much their?

Javier (01:05:35):
their fucking stat sheet is like their cycles, right?
I mean, this is what truepotential in sports should be.

Chad (01:05:45):
I feel like this is kind of what the UFC was going to be
at first.

Javier (01:05:49):
Oh, like no rules, like no rules.

Chad (01:05:51):
Right, and then it's not quite that anymore.
But when it came in it was likeanyone could fight anyone.
It was just like a shit show.
I feel like this is going to bethat where people are going to
watch it probably.
And it's become, it's going to,it's just going to take off.

Javier (01:06:02):
It's going to be like, uh, there was a show in the 90s
like a cartoon called mutantleague, kind of like that.
It's like they're all like oh,no, but they don't juice,
they're just monsters.
Yeah, there was an episodeabout juicing and then one of
the guys was like I'm a juicer.
Yeah, it was crazy.

Tim (01:06:16):
Never mind, okay, so hang on Fucking ADHD.
Yeah, all right, I'm going toshow you this.
This is crazy, okay?
So this is basically Should.

Chad (01:06:29):
I ask Chad GBT about the enhanced league.

Tim (01:06:31):
Yes so this is before and after.

Chad (01:06:37):
Holy fuck that dude is a unit.
Holy fuck that dude is a unit.

Tim (01:06:40):
Holy God.
Like he was already pretty.
He was in shape for a swimmer,but now he looks like a fucking
linebacker.

Javier (01:06:47):
He's got wings, he's got fucking wings.

Chad (01:06:49):
Yeah, he does that, motherfucker didn't even have to
swim, he just glides throughthe water.

Tim (01:06:52):
Apparently he's already broken a record and they're
saying, well, it doesn't count,because he's whatever it a
record and they're saying well,it doesn't count, because he's
whatever it fucking counts.

Chad (01:06:58):
What's he called the Enhanced League?

Tim (01:07:00):
Yeah.

Javier (01:07:01):
He should be a part of that.
One man, two or three womenfighting.

Chad (01:07:05):
What can you tell me about the next league where they can
be juiced on drugs andperformance enhancing drugs and
whatnot?
I want to know the sports, someof the top contenders and what
it's all about in a shortsynopsis.
Yeah it's called the EnhancedGames.
Let's see what ChatGPT has tosay about it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
What's he having?

Chad (01:07:23):
to think I think I broke it.
He's like what?

Tim (01:07:26):
What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
The Enhanced Games is a proposed international
sporting event where athletescan use performance-enhancing
drugs without the restrictionsimposed by traditional sports
organizations.
It aims to push the boundariesof human performance and provide
a platform where enhancedathletes can compete openly.
The sports involved wouldlikely mirror traditional

(01:07:50):
Olympic events and there's beeninterest from athletes looking
to push the limits of humancapabilities.
It's still in the conceptualphase, but it's generating a lot
of buzz and controversy.

Javier (01:08:02):
I would like to see Olympic athletes do this.

Chad (01:08:06):
He is an Olympic athlete.
He's won gold.

Tim (01:08:08):
Yeah, these are ex-Olympians.
So Magnusson retired fromprofessional swimming in 2019 at
the age of 28, leaving thesport as the world record holder
in the 100-meter freestyle forsomeone wearing a textile suit
world aquatics band swimsuitswith polyurethane during
competition in 2009, setting thetime for 47.10 seconds.
During his career, he had twicewon gold in the 100 meter

(01:08:30):
freestyle at the worldchampionship, while he also
picked up a silver and twobronze medals at the olympic
games.
He announced in february 2024that he would be coming out of
retirement to compete in theenhanced games, where athletes
are not only allowed to use pedsbut also awarded one million
dollars if they managed to breaka world record at either the
100 meter sprint or 50 meterfreestyle.

(01:08:51):
Magnuson prepared to swim inthe latter event, but he claims
he had to refine his dopingprogram in order to optimize his
speed after packing on too muchmuscle there was an episode of
dragon ball z where, uh, one ofthe characters trunks um,
powered up and made him gofaster made him bigger and
beefier, which power level, wise, was greater than quote perfect

(01:09:16):
cell.

Javier (01:09:17):
Perfect cell was a perfect being by absorbing two
androids, which made him theperfect specimen to fight what
happens if you absorb twoiphones?
then you're uh, super, no, Ican't say that's racist.
Um, but so he absorbs twoandroids, but trunks going.
Super saiyan goes like a littlestep above which, which is like
a Super Super Saiyan, but notSuper Saiyan 2.

(01:09:39):
So he overpowered and became sobig.
Even though he was likestronger power level wise, his
big bulging muscles made himslower, so he can fight as much
as he want and tire himself out,but all Cell had to do was like
duck and dodge and avoid him.

Tim (01:09:56):
He just tired himself out, Tired himself out.
So Dragon Ball Z baby.

Javier (01:09:57):
What a story and dodge and avoid him.

Tim (01:09:59):
He just tired himself out.
Dragon Ball Z, baby.
What a story.
So I think like people alreadylike to watch the Olympics,
right?
I?

Javier (01:10:04):
thought you were going to say Dragon Ball Z, but carry
on.

Tim (01:10:06):
People already like to watch the Olympics.
This is going to bring in awhole new group of people that
want to watch, like Trumpsupporters.
No, I mean maybe, but like Idon't want to watch, I don't
want to watch people run track.
But if we've got someone who'sout running usain bolt because
they're all jacked up on likemeth or something, then yeah, I,

(01:10:27):
yeah, I'm gonna watch that whatdrug makes a human being faster
?
Well, I mean they.
So they said there's some stuffthat makes like yes, oh, heart
attack they've got some stuffthat makes um.
It helps with blood oxygenabsorption and things like that.

Javier (01:10:41):
Yeah.

Tim (01:10:43):
And so it was banned.
That was one of the drugs thatWhat's-His-Face was on Lance
Armstrong.
He was on one of those drugsand it became a big deal because
it was a cancer drug, but ithelps the absorption of oxygen
and the bloodstream and all that, yeah, so I'm looking forward
to that.

(01:11:03):
The fact that they're going togive $1 million if you manage to
break a world record in thosetwo events is freaking cool.
But I start thinking of all thedifferent things.
Right, like all.
Right, um, baseball, you knowthese.
Uh, you, you had.
I mean, what was early 2000s?

Javier (01:11:18):
we had people cranking out world records, but they were
on the 90s late 90s you hadsammy sosa and uh, mark mcguire
yeah, they were juiced up, yeahbut the thing is like yeah, they
were juiced up, but you stillis yeah, they were juiced up but
you still have to be good.

Tim (01:11:32):
It doesn't make you just because you're on.
It doesn't make you where youcan.
You still have to be good at it.

Javier (01:11:37):
Can I have robot eyes?

Tim (01:11:38):
I could go get jacked up on testosterone and a bunch of
steroids and go out there andtry to hit a baseball.

Javier (01:11:44):
I'm going to jack up on Mountain Dew.

Tim (01:11:45):
But if I can't hit a baseball, it's not going to do
me any good right.

Chad (01:11:47):
Right, right, I don't know .

Tim (01:11:49):
Okay, so I want Juiced League baseball, but I want them
to use metal bats.

Javier (01:11:55):
Okay, yeah.

Tim (01:11:57):
And I want to see.
They can't have anybody in thestands because you're going to
kill people.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you can't haveanybody in the stands or you
have to put a big net aroundeverything, because then cars
are going to get hit in theparking lots too.
Oh true, yeah, it's.
Um, I like the way we're goingwith that.
Now, on the flip side, y'allhave heard of the savannah
bananas right, yeah, banana ball.

(01:12:19):
So now there's a texas team.
Uh, it's the texas tailgaters.
They're joining this league ohyeah, I saw that, um, they're
picking up a bunch of otherthere's.
So there's other teams that aregoing to be forming and there's
two critics.
Right, you've got people whoare like this is basically a
bastardized version of baseballand it shouldn't be played and

(01:12:41):
all that stuff, and kids aren'tgoing to learn the fundamentals
and all that stuff.
Shut up, right, so, like, yourkid is going to a regular
baseball game and watching itfor the fundamentals, that's
absolutely not happening.

Chad (01:12:55):
Maybe everyone loved the globetrotters.
Come on.

Tim (01:12:56):
Yes, exactly what it is exactly what it is, but here's
the thing.
So they they're talking abouthow uh, the ceo uh of savannah,
uh, savannah bananas has talkedabout how our guys are.
I mean, they're doing doubleplays and they're pitching curve
balls and they're doing theirfundamentals.

(01:13:17):
These are collegiate.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
They can dance like a motherfucker.

Tim (01:13:19):
These are collegiate athletes and stuff like that
Dude, they catch balls betweentheir legs, but then they're
doing stuff like that too andthe rules they've changed stuff
like that too.
And the rules they've changedlike.
So did you know that if youcatch a home, run out in the
like, you're out in the stands,you catch a home run that
runner's out, that's fun so theybring in that's fun they bring

(01:13:41):
in, like the, the, the people inthe stands.
They get to play, you know, theyget to be a part of it.
Um, when you step up the batterbox, you can't step out like.

Javier (01:13:48):
You're there now, like like you can't call time and
yeah, get out the box.

Tim (01:13:52):
Yeah and so they made it where it goes.
It goes a little bit faster andthere's all these different
little rules and things.
They changed up every game istwo hours.

Javier (01:13:59):
Yep, every game is two hours because, like, how long we
were at the ball game?
How?

Chad (01:14:03):
long.
Oh yeah, you can have an hourand a half game.
You have a three hour game.

Tim (01:14:06):
Yeah, it's all over the place, so every game is two
hours.

Chad (01:14:10):
So it's not inning-based?

Tim (01:14:12):
No, I mean it.
I don't know.
I don't know that for a fact, Iguess maybe they blow the
whistle once two hours.

Javier (01:14:18):
All right, two hours.

Tim (01:14:21):
But they make it two hours and these guys are getting paid,
they're going around travelingand all that stuff.
And what's really cool about?
About?
Uh, so jesse cole, he will takethe time after at the end of
the game and sign autographs andhe's like, he's like the post
malone of baseball.
Uh, security wants everybodyout and they're telling people

(01:14:41):
to leave and he's like no, I'moverriding that, don't leave,
you, don't have to go, I willstand here and I will sign and
I'll meet every single person.
That's cool, um, but what he'sdone now?
Because baseball, they saybaseball has been kind of a.
The numbers have been dwindlingover the past several years.
Attendance is down and all thisstuff, but yet they are selling

(01:15:01):
out.
I mean, they sold out.
I think it was like the Angelsballpark.
Wow, I mean completely80-something thousand people.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
That's crazy.

Tim (01:15:13):
To come watch them, and so they're adding more teams, and
so now Texas has one of thetailgaters I don't know where
they're based out of.

Javier (01:15:20):
I think they play in a couple of different spots here
in Texas.

Tim (01:15:23):
Yeah right.

Chad (01:15:24):
And I actually saw that and I was trying to find tickets
and they are not even here.
That often it's like they're onthe road yeah, they're on.

Tim (01:15:31):
Yeah, they're on the road, but they will be here.

Chad (01:15:32):
I think it was like in the fall or something like, or late
summer yeah, um, but the wholething is, it's like it's.

Javier (01:15:38):
He said, we've got to do something, or you know,
baseball will die yeah, italmost died in the 90s during
the strike it almost killedbaseball yeah, and so this has
revived that and kids aregetting.

Tim (01:15:50):
He's like I've had parents come up to me and say, because
of your game, my son now hastaken an interest, or my
daughter has taken an interestin baseball or softball.

Javier (01:16:02):
My son doesn't do meth anymore.

Tim (01:16:04):
And they want to learn the game.
And all these players a lot ofthem have social media accounts
where they're doing.
They're coaches too.
They're coaching kids on how todo different techniques and
things like that.
It's such a cool concept that'shappening now and I want more
sports like that.
It's not quite as showman-likenot the XFL You've got the XFL a

(01:16:26):
little bit different rules, butit's exciting.
It's fun to watch.
I want NFL Blitz.
Oh, that would be awesome.

Javier (01:16:34):
NFL Blitz was like 90s and 80s football.
That's exactly what it was justbe juiced football, yeah.

Tim (01:16:40):
I want we're back on the juice.
I want juiced football.
I want juiced sports.

Chad (01:16:45):
I want a whole separate sporting league where it's all
juiced well, like I don't know,back to your point, basketball
had Jordan that really kind ofbrought basketball after Magic
Johnson and the whole your dude.
Larry.
Bird, then it was Jordan, andthen Globetrotters and then
LeBron.
It's kind of had thisconsistent pull you back in.

(01:17:06):
Somehow there's some kind ofentertainment factor right With
football.
You've got the Super Bowl,which is the largest event of
the year every year, and thenyou also have these huge
backings of these teams andstuff like that.
But then, to your point, you'vegot the XFL and they had the
Bikini League or whatever it wasoh, you're right Laundry League
Laundry.
League.
So you've got these things thatkind of pull you in, but keep

(01:17:26):
you football focused, just likethose things keep you basketball
focused, and this keeps youbaseball focused because there
hadn't been shit right since thefucking like um when we were in
high school or middle school,when it was the the uh, what was
it?
Mark um, shit that the duel.
The guys were trying to see whocould hit the most home runs
that season mark, figueroa andsammy, so yeah so like baseball

(01:17:49):
has been fun since then,honestly I mean obviously our
world series, the rangers acouple years ago.
But like, when's the last timeyou're like man?

Javier (01:17:55):
I can't wait to watch baseball um, it's always
whenever there's like records.

Tim (01:17:59):
Well, you talk, to you talk to lance and it's like I why I
feel like that every day yeahright I can't wait to watch me.
You have baseball people youhave your diehard baseball fans
and I like to go watch a gameand I like to I, I enjoy it, um,
and I, if it's on you, if it'son tv, if we're out and it's,
you know, on a screen at a baror whatever, yeah, I'm gonna be
into it.
Um, but at the end of the day,like I'm not screaming, like, oh

(01:18:22):
my gosh, baseball's.
But now I want to, man, if Icould get tickets, go to
savannah.
You know savannah bananas, dude, I want to go I feel it's like
that with golf.

Javier (01:18:30):
I think that people don't understand that.
You may see golf as boring onTV, but if you go to an event
and you experience everythingthat's happening there, then you
will kind of appreciate it alot more, especially if you're
on one of the course hole, thebest hole in the field, because
that's where everyone gathersand of course everyone's quiet

(01:18:52):
interrupts in in applause andcheer, I would love to go to
like um, I mean the colonialwould be cool during um it's
cool.

Chad (01:19:00):
Whatever, it's probably the last year I'll go yeah this
year, but it was fun.

Tim (01:19:04):
It's always fun um but like I would like to go to like a
pro-am, like see one of thepro-am tours, like celebrity
yeah, like one celebrity.
Yeah, I think that'd be fun,Something along those lines.
But all right, I want to gothrough these sports real quick,
it is just thick, oh sorry.

Javier (01:19:18):
Okay, go ahead.

Tim (01:19:22):
We've got to come up with a way to make the sport better.

Javier (01:19:27):
Any sport.

Tim (01:19:28):
We're going to go through the lines.
So I want to start withfootball, okay.
So I said I want nfl blitz, Iwant, uh, I want the crazy.
You know, after the play's overyou can still go tackle
somebody, um, but I want it tobe real fast paced, like I love
watching the red zone oh, yeah,yeah, yeah like.
So my thought is you shrink thefield down, you make it smaller.

(01:19:50):
All right, you can't.
So if you make it smaller, youcan't do the.
You're still going to do yourpunt returns, but you can't punt
.

Javier (01:19:59):
You've got to Throw it.

Tim (01:20:01):
But it's not the quarterback that throws it, it's
got to be the kicker.

Javier (01:20:06):
That's so dumb, yeah, so you're still keeping.

Chad (01:20:08):
It's not dumb, it's your idea, it's great.

Tim (01:20:12):
You're still keeping traditional people.

Chad (01:20:14):
Traditional by having to kick or throw.

Tim (01:20:15):
Got it Well no, but I mean Make them blind, only blinds,
kickers.
I'm not saying it's the actualkicker.
I'm just saying like Can youmute this real quick?
No, no.

Javier (01:20:26):
There you go.
No, no, I got an idea.

Tim (01:20:28):
No no, no so no, my thought is like you have like a kicker,
right, but it's not thequarterback who is amazing at.
You know all the throws andpasses, but you have somebody

(01:20:50):
who's trained to just theyfucking just make bombs, right.
Yeah, all right.
So you have that.
You got all your same positionsfor the most part, but there is
no out of bounds like it'salmost like like, if you take
like the aspect of like arena,uh, arena, like soccer or okay
yeah, right, we're.

(01:21:11):
So.
Yeah, there's arena football.

Chad (01:21:14):
It's like boxed in.

Tim (01:21:14):
Yeah right, so it's boxed in smaller um yep, so you take
you take a, you take kind oflike arena football, but you
shrink it down, you know.
So, instead of 100 yards, maybewe're doing, maybe we're
talking like 60 yards- or 50yards or whatever.
Um, and it's just fast, it'sjust fast, it's just that's all.
It is just fast, right?
Um, the only time that likeouts are you know if you go out

(01:21:37):
it's not out of bounds, but likeif the ball hits the ground and
it's not caught or whatever,you know it stops clock, things
like that I think that wouldmake for me it'd be more
exciting to watch it, becausethe thing that drives me nuts
and everybody this is what a lotof people love about football
is that, like, it's thatendurance of that just trying to
get that one yard, trying toget you know yeah, right it's

(01:21:57):
that push, but it's too slow forme it's too slow.
It's that stop and start.
Stop and start yeah I wantedthis to keep going.
So if I put it on red red zone,I can sit there and watch like
multiple games and it's all theaction and that's what I like.
All right.
So football how are you?
How would you fix football?
Make it better?

Chad (01:22:14):
um, I, you know, I think the juice thing, like you know,
blitz go back on like the blitzwould be the best if you could
make like blitz real life.
That would be the best.
It's not.
It's not realistic.
So let me go to the nextthought.
My next thought is I've notever really watched much of
rugby, although I think it'sinteresting that you've got
these super jacked guys withouta whole lot of pads that are

(01:22:36):
still extremely physical anddoing something very similar to
football, right, and so I thinkthat if you find this like uh,
it's like mixing rugby with yeahyou find this middle ground
where, like, maybe people wearless padding but it's still
physical and maybe you kind ofkeep some of those rugby rules.
No, helmets.
Like where you just, or maybethe old school, like.

Javier (01:22:57):
Old padded helmets.
Yeah, just a padded helmet Likesomething that keeps you
safe-ish.

Chad (01:23:01):
But like also like it's almost like these days people
have big trucks.
It's like big trucks becausethey're safe.
I'm like, well, now everyoneneeds big trucks because your
truck can run over any littlecar.
You know, yeah, if you're in aton of pads, you're gonna go as
hard as you can and like hurtsomebody, but if you're not in
all pads you're gonna go crazy.
But probably be a little bitsafer and how you do it like
rugby, those guys aren't likeconcussed all the time it's more

(01:23:24):
like bare knuckle boxing, saferthan actual boxing.

Javier (01:23:26):
Is it really?
It is?

Chad (01:23:27):
interesting?
Yeah, because you're.
You're worried about your ownhand, right, not?

Javier (01:23:31):
only that, but it's like the gloves are heavy.
The gloves are heavy and solike people have died and you
know they'll get punch drunkwith using gloves, but instead
of like getting your handswrapped and fighting, that's,
that's the best way, because youget one good hit.

Chad (01:23:44):
That's it, you're done yeah, on the ground, and then
you can also break your own hand, so, so, like you got to be
mindful, it's taped up.

Javier (01:23:50):
It's taped Like bare-knuckle boxing which by the
way.
Bare-knuckle fighting is goingto be here at Dickies this month
, I think.

Tim (01:23:57):
Really Like a pay-per-view event.

Javier (01:23:59):
Have you ever watched the BFC?

Tim (01:24:01):
Uh-huh.

Javier (01:24:02):
Yeah, I enjoy it.

Tim (01:24:03):
Jessie can't watch it tv, or if I catch on youtube or
whatever she's like I know it'sentertaining as fuck I'm like I
love I mean, that's what I likedabout ufc very limited pads on
your hands and you're beatingthe shit out of each other.
It's great.
So blitz football rugby mixfootball, rugby bits, okay, yeah
.

Javier (01:24:18):
So how you fix an nfl?
Uh, overtime rules instead of,like, scoring on each one?
Have you seen those videos ofthose people laying down and
then getting up and thencharging at each other trying to
like one's trying to tackle theguy with the ball?
You ever seen this you neverseen that red rover.

Chad (01:24:34):
What are you talking about ?

Javier (01:24:35):
pretty much, yeah, like they're like lying, like head to
head, yeah, and they'll blowthe whistle, one will have the
ball and they'll get up quicklyand try to knock the other guy
over and go past them oh so it'slike a one-on-one, yeah, like a
one-on-one for overtime, forovertime, kind of like a kind of
like a hockey face-off.

Tim (01:24:54):
Yeah, that's my first.

Javier (01:24:54):
Yeah, okay, so yeah you each team gets two tries or
three tries.
I guess, if you're gonna belike even stuff like that, or
soccer.

Tim (01:25:03):
Soccer has that too soccer has penalties so you do one one
v one, or do you like uh, one vone, one v one, but like you
have three players for overtimeand whoever has the highest
amount of players.

Javier (01:25:14):
That makes it through wins okay.
It makes it like violent andentertaining yeah, I like that.

Chad (01:25:20):
So you keep the football, you just change that little bit.

Javier (01:25:23):
Yeah, I like that and you have the players like kind
of like in these videos, likeplayers are surrounded
surrounding these guys.
Wow, and they'll, like you knowyeah, get up and they get the
whistle blows.

Chad (01:25:35):
Get up and they run towards each other dude, that'd
be entertaining and I almostfeel like football players would
like that because it's, youknow, obviously it's a lot of.
It's a team sport, but thisgives you the opportunity to be
the fucking man.
Yeah, you know, what I mean.
And so, like a lot of playerswould love that shit, that's a
cool idea.
Like, uh, they have a thing for, they have a thing in.

Javier (01:25:48):
Like a lot of players would love that shit, that's a
cool idea Like uh, they have athing for, they have a thing in
like a like peewee football,like the parents and their kids
will do it but they'll usuallytake the mom.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Yeah, the mom.

Javier (01:25:59):
And there are some the kids will like knock that shit
out of their mom.
And I'm like bro, that's yourmom.

Tim (01:26:10):
Stop and then sometimes they run to their mom like it's
a brick wall.
She's like it's some good shit.
Yeah, all right.
So, uh, basketball.

Javier (01:26:14):
I have a few ideas um you I swear to christ if you say
trampolines on the floor thatwas my first thought.
No, no, no, no, no, theyalready have that, they already
have that.

Tim (01:26:22):
Oh so, like you, you take away the um, you take away the,
basically the, you make it morephysical.
But you take away the.
Basically, you make it morephysical, where you can actually
like, instead of you flop onthe ground.
Okay, get back up.
That's not going to do you anygood If I slam it like I
shoulder check you.
I shoulder check you, that'sjust how.

Javier (01:26:40):
It's a street ball.
It's a street ball, yeah, yeah.

Tim (01:26:42):
You basically like it's street rules.

Javier (01:26:44):
NBA street.
It's like blitz with NFL.

Tim (01:26:47):
Yeah street it's like blitz with nfl, yeah, yeah, you just
make it.
You make it more.
You, you add that physicalityto it.
Um, you still continue.
Your your traditional liketraveling, things like that
goaltending uh, goaltending Idon't know.
I think if you can get a good,if, if you can, if you can clown
on somebody really well andthey, you know they shoot and
you're able to snatch it up offthe I think that's fine right.

(01:27:10):
But you still keep some of yourother stuff, but you just make
it more physical.
That's my thought.
Baseball or basketball ispretty perfect as it is, in my
opinion.

Chad (01:27:21):
I kind of agree with you.
I feel like if you take awaysome of the flopping, you make
it a little bit more physical,like the it's like I'm'm gonna
give you a reason to flop youtake away some of the penalties
and the reasons that that shit'shappening yeah and make it like
more fun.
Like honestly, I feel like thatreally started to happen in
like the late 90s, early 2000s,right.

(01:27:42):
So like early basketball, itwas a lot more physical I think
so.

Javier (01:27:46):
Late 80s, early 90s basketball, the detroit Bad Boys
like the Pistons.
Yeah, that squad, like theywere physical and they would get
into fist fights and thesepeople would have like one game,
suspensions, like fighting, andyou saw Michael Jordan do it,
michael.
Jordan getting fights with JohnSparks and what's his name?

(01:28:06):
From Indiana.

Tim (01:28:08):
You throw the aspect of hockey, reggie Miller.

Javier (01:28:11):
Reggie Miller yeah.

Tim (01:28:12):
You throw a little bit of that hockey fight.
Sure, it's not a suspension,you're going to have to go sit
out, you're done for fiveminutes.
You get five for fighting, likehockey or whatever.

Chad (01:28:21):
Dude, that'd be kind of cool.
They get power plays and shit.
Yeah, that'd be wild.

Tim (01:28:27):
That'd be pretty cool.

Chad (01:28:28):
I think something like that I would take the flopping
out right right, because I don't, or would it, it would, yeah,
yeah because then you'd havewell, you have draymond fighting
like every night.

Javier (01:28:38):
Yeah, he'd be fucking knocking people out.

Chad (01:28:40):
Imagine zion.
Oh, I mean right, because yougot some of these guys are just
fucking massive, yeah, yeah just, I'm with you on that, me too.
That's my, that's my thing,that's all right, cool and also
trampolines, go on and then forbaseball how do you make?

Tim (01:29:02):
how do you make?
I think savannah bananas hasmade it that.

Chad (01:29:05):
That's exactly how I I mean, I really, yes, it's fun,
but it's almost like a.
It's an entertainment thing,right, like which all sports is,
I guess, but like that becomesmore of like right, so take some
of the gimmick out of it.

Tim (01:29:16):
Right, right.
But like I love the idea thatif a fan catches the ball, then
you're out yeah, I've neverheard that.

Chad (01:29:23):
That's genius that is.

Tim (01:29:24):
That is a great.
You know things like that I.
I do like that baseball hasadded the pitch timing or timer.

Javier (01:29:32):
That's on purpose, because they realize people get
bored with three-hour games.
Oh yeah.

Tim (01:29:38):
Yeah, so I like that.
I like that aspect.
I like not being able to stepout of the batter's box Once
you're in.
You're in, You're locked in,you just got to go.
I don't know if, maybe makingit again more physical.

Javier (01:29:56):
I mean with baseball you can't, because you're talking
studs up, You're talking likeinterference.
I'm not talking about thingslike that.

Tim (01:30:02):
But I'm talking like you come running at the mound and I
can shoulder check you and youknow whatever.
Did you see the video of theguy where he was bouncing?
Did you see that he was jumpingon the plate and the team I
can't remember what team it was,which teams were playing, but
he walked up and tagged them outbecause he came off the plate.

Chad (01:30:21):
I think that they should bring in the outfield a little
bit.
I think that we don't getenough home runs.

Tim (01:30:31):
I honestly think that the game has gotten a little.
I don't.
I don't know, I don't know what.

Javier (01:30:33):
The new bat, maybe the new bat that's gonna make it to
where more home runs are goingto be scored, agreed, good point
, but I feel like you know youdon't.

Chad (01:30:39):
I mean, you definitely see home runs, but like when it
happens it is not a me home run,you home run, me home run.
It's like we got a home run orwe got a grand slam and it's
like, okay, you won you knowwhat I mean.
Like it's not as competitive asI thought it was, and you know
earlier sure um, but I don'tknow.
Like also, I don't know any.
I know a lot of the baseballplayers, but none of them are

(01:31:00):
like as important as thefootball players.
You know, like basketballplayers, everyone knows lebron,
I mean, yeah, everyone knows,like juan soto and things like
that.
But like or shohei showtime,he's the one right like he's the
one in baseball right now, butusually you have more than that.
It's just like we got one guyand like a lot of like great
players, but they don't have alot of notoriety and I don't

(01:31:22):
understand why.
It's like no one really talksabout baseball like they like
position players like how greatthey can like yeah, it's.
It's like if you hit great,Otherwise fuck off Like pitchers
, get some you know, likeobviously they're important but
no one really gives a shit.

Tim (01:31:37):
Yeah, yeah, no one's, no one's caring about your
shortstop.

Chad (01:31:41):
No.

Tim (01:31:41):
Except for whatever.
What?

Chad (01:31:42):
Josh Hamilton when.

Tim (01:31:43):
Josh Hamilton was.
You know, right, yeah.

Chad (01:31:45):
And like the baseball cards, like cards really started
with baseball cards like your,your old timey baseball cards
are still worth a lot of money,but like you get a good pool now
, unless again it's like shoheiotani or something like that, or
mike trout.
Otherwise you're like oh well.
Well, this is great.
We've got a one-on-one, one ofone, juan soto on card auto.
It's fucking awesome and it'syou know, not this like

(01:32:07):
multi-thousand dollar card, likeI think that not like a tom
brady downtown car right exactlylike a tom brady downtown card
not signed, not a one of one.
There's plenty of them out thereand we sold it for twenty five
hundred dollars.
That's crazy that we were ableto sell it for that, and this
one's like you're talking aboutbringing in the outfield.

Tim (01:32:23):
I think you gotta.
So you'd have to take like anaverage right, like okay, so how
many, how many?
How many home runs every year,right?
Yeah and then what's theaverage distance?
Yeah, these balls are goingright, yeah, and then you've got
to bring you just you, bring itin just enough yeah, I'm
talking 10, 15 feet, just enoughbecause there's so many that
are on the edge.

(01:32:44):
I'm just saying like, pump thosenumbers up a little bit make it
a little bit more entertainingyeah, I mean I do like like a
good in the park home run Insidethe park home run.

Javier (01:32:53):
Those are pretty kind of that's errors.

Tim (01:32:55):
So no, but here's what you do, Like you have some.

Javier (01:32:58):
You grease up the ball.

Tim (01:33:02):
No, you have some ballparksthat have been brought in right,
yeah, and you parks that havebeen brought in right.
Yeah, you have some ballparksthat are a little bit bigger
well, and you have a mix and soit's like, because it's like a,
like a nascar, you havedifferent, uh different banks
and stuff like that it's likesome, some, some tracks are a
little bit faster, a little bithotter, but that's how it is now
in baseball, like they're notall the same.

Chad (01:33:23):
It's not like there's a regulation right?

Tim (01:33:24):
no, it's not all the same, but I'm talking like but you,
you, you maybe drasticallydifferent.

Chad (01:33:28):
Yeah, Maybe like maybe you have like this one's tucked in.

Tim (01:33:31):
Maybe this one's a lot wider.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Yeah.

Tim (01:33:34):
Right, you keep the same distance, but like you, just you
bring out your, your sides.

Javier (01:33:39):
Well it's, it's difficult because you know the
new ballpark is like numberspecific with, like the Rangers
history.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Yeah.

Javier (01:33:52):
So like the yardage will coincide with like a player's
former number or like how manyhome runs they made in their
career, and they'll have thatnumber added to like how deep
the outfield will go.
So those variables aredifferent.
It's kind of the same withsoccer the pitches are never the
same size.
The pitch at old trafford issmaller than the pitch at
wembley.
Wembley stadium's pitch is likeway bigger than a normal pitch.

(01:34:14):
You're right, the regulationisn't there for the sizes.
It can't be a drastic size.
You can't have almost a quarterlength longer on a ballpark's
outfield than a different one,because that's an advantage to
the home team, because nowyou're not going to see a lot of
home runs.
That's kind of just.

Chad (01:34:33):
And maybe they expand the foul ball line too, the foul
line.

Javier (01:34:39):
You mean like bring it in.
That's what I'm saying.

Tim (01:34:47):
You bring it in a little bit and you make it wider, so
you're going to get more homeruns you're gonna have a mix,
then you get.
You get your mix of like out ofthe park, basically right or
off the field, and then you'rein the park home runs yeah I got
you.

Javier (01:35:01):
You know what I think would make baseball better if
they brought back uh they'reallowed to hit each other with
the bats.
Yes, if they brought back.
You know how the old ballparkhad that field where if a home
run was hit, people can runafter the ball oh, yeah, I think
they need to bring that yeahzone or whatever, yeah, yeah or,
like you know, have more, like,have little pools like they do

(01:35:21):
in frisco, oh you know they'vegot that at the um the
diamondback stadium.
They've got the pool, theswimming pool at the swimming
pool.

Chad (01:35:27):
They've got the swimming pool Fucking outrageously
expensive, by the way.

Javier (01:35:29):
Really Like $1,000 tickets.

Tim (01:35:31):
Oh fuck, Crazy yeah For Arizona.

Chad (01:35:33):
To just go sit and yeah and you're in the outfield.
You're just past the outfieldand you're in a pool watching
the game from the pool.
It's legit, but it's likefucking expensive.
That's crazy.

Tim (01:35:50):
Even on like a, they're expensive.
Yeah, I don't like that.

Javier (01:35:52):
You know how to make sports better.

Tim (01:35:53):
You make the tickets cheaper.
Again I thought titties.

Chad (01:35:55):
And titties, hmm, hmm, yeah, more titties.
That's everything, though.
Everything's just fuckingexpensive.

Javier (01:35:58):
Everything should have more titties.

Tim (01:36:00):
All right, boys, that's all I got.
Okay, it's a fun discussion.

Chad (01:36:03):
I had a thing of the up hockey, because it's already
perfect, hockey's alreadyperfect.
They beat the shitty out ofeach other.

Tim (01:36:09):
Um, they already have the you know, they do the they have.
Uh, you know the one, one v oneface offs I mean shootouts.

Chad (01:36:16):
Yeah, it's in soccer.
You take out flops.
Flops is a yellow card flopsare already.

Javier (01:36:22):
They are already being carded really yeah, they are no
way going back and using var tocheck a foul and they will check
if it's uh flop and they willgive them a yellow card.

Tim (01:36:31):
Okay, hell, yeah, I love that.
Never mind, we're good.
One other thing you havemultiple leagues of each sport
and if your team doesn't do good, they have to Relegation.
Yes, every sport should haverelegation.

Chad (01:36:44):
Yes, agree with that.
I mean you should have theseteams that are competing not
just a money franchise, like thefucking cowboys but like yes,
how can the most losing teamhave the most money?
In the world backed by the.
You know what I'm.

Tim (01:36:59):
It's crazy if you had uh regularly or what relegation
with with like for the cowboys,for example.

Javier (01:37:06):
It's not no well, they technically wouldn't, because
you're, if you're talkingrelegation, you're looking at
the last three teams.
The worst three teams in theleague would get relegated down
to like arena league.

Tim (01:37:21):
Have the Cowboys ever been one of the worst three?

Javier (01:37:24):
It has been a long time.

Tim (01:37:25):
I'm just saying at some point they would have gotten
dropped down, right yeah butyou're talking about that as if
that is the entirety of theleague.

Chad (01:37:32):
You've got to split the NFL up into two or three leagues
at that point and then have therelegation, and then you've got
your top performer, your top 12or whatever it is, your middle
12 and your bottom 12.

Javier (01:37:42):
I think there's like 25 Premier League teams.

Chad (01:37:48):
I mean, I think that would be awesome and honestly I don't
know why.
Maybe I'm just a fucking idiotbut like I don't know why we
break it up Into like sections,like you know, the.

Javier (01:37:58):
NFC.

Chad (01:38:00):
East West?
Like, why don't we just do likea tier ranked system From top
to bottom?
Like, if you, oh, we're numberone in our league, well, we're
against some shitty teams.
You know what I mean?
You do it with baseball, whereyou get your Farm teams right.

Tim (01:38:09):
Oh, we're number one in our league.
Well, we're against some shittyteams.
You know what I mean.
Whatever you do it withbaseball, where you get your
farm teams right, and if let'sjust say the Rangers do shitty,
they get dropped down to AAAball or whatever and they bring
up their farm team.

Javier (01:38:27):
So the way relegation would be good for every sport.
Well, because the main thingwith relegation in soccer they
share a split of revenue.
I think it's like $3 billionbetween every team.
The whole point of staying inthe Premier League is to get
enough money to be able to buyplayers or pay for their

(01:38:48):
transfers, because transfers arepaid to this, to the team that
owns the player.
Like if, like manchester united, we just got matthias cuña from
the wolves, they had to pay 67million dollars in a transfer
fee and still pay him a salary.
Bruno fernandez, their captain,was getting offers from uh

(01:39:10):
saudi league, a transfer fee of100 million dollars and getting
paid 100 100 a million dollars aweek and tax-free.
So it's like it's a more uhincentive money-based league
yeah, which is what, like youwere saying, right, the cowboys
are the the most valuable teamin the world.

(01:39:32):
It makes no sense for us, asfans, to continue supporting a
bad product when we're notgetting anything in return
agreed because all they'regetting is just more money in
their pocket, and we're likestill cheering for a team that's
mediocre at best.

Tim (01:39:48):
Right, agreed, yep, all right.
So that's all I got.

Javier (01:39:52):
You have something I do.
What were you going to doNothing.

Chad (01:39:55):
Were you about to finish?
No, I was going to ask him tomute it real quick.
Oh, you want me to mute it?

Tim (01:39:59):
Okay, we got to mute it real quick.

Javier (01:40:02):
Hang on, hang on continue okay um, I did see
something on uh tiktok and itkind of went viral for a couple

(01:40:22):
days.
How men would like to die andthe way people like you know the
way?
Have you ever had the dream ora thought like when you're?
It's like a last stand death.

Tim (01:40:37):
You know what I mean yeah, like, yeah, where it's like you
versus like a hundred people.
I see myself on top of a hilland I'm the only person between
you know them.

Javier (01:40:46):
And justice, or whatever , or, like your family's like
running away and you tell themto run and you're you're holding
the horde back yeah like peopleare like, yeah, last stand
death.
That's how I want to go.

Tim (01:40:57):
No, I mean, I said it the other day if I ever go to outer
space, just know I'm probablygonna just let myself float off
have you watched mickey 17?

Javier (01:41:05):
no watch mickey 17 on hulu.
Okay with that, robertpattinson it's really good.
I think last stand deaths arewhere it's at how I would want
to go.
You ever thought about that?

Tim (01:41:22):
well, he's not going to die .
We've already discussed that.

Chad (01:41:24):
I've been thinking about this a lot recently no, I've not
thought about a last day indeath, like are you asking?

Javier (01:41:34):
like how I would want to go oh, I mean like the whole
thing was like how women want todie oh, peaceful, surrounded by
my family, and then it's likemen no, I want to be uh it'll
show like a clip of john snow Iwant to be, you know, by himself
and the other fucking nude,covered in somebody else's blood
.

Tim (01:41:50):
Like I came into this world .
I mean screaming and you know.

Chad (01:41:58):
I don't know.
Something outrageous, like if Ihad to pick a way to go.
It's not going to be like Imean, I'm peaceful and sleep
would be fantastic, but likedon't you want to?

Tim (01:42:06):
like you want one of those?
Like like, this was like that.

Chad (01:42:09):
It was like wow, that's like I want to go jump off a
mountain with a wingsuit and noparachute into a volcano fuck.
Yes, because that's a quick wayto go.

Javier (01:42:19):
No, it's not, not a lava .
Yeah, what's that?
No, what's that effect?
The where you can touchsomething very hot and roll it
off your hand and, uh, like thesame thing with, like, liquid
nitrogen.
Like, if you scoop it up itdoesn't hurt you, but if you
like, keep it in there, thenit'll start.

Tim (01:42:34):
Oh, it's an effect.
Okay, it's an effect.
Well, okay, well, okay.
I, if that's going to be thecase, I want to bring back on
all tombstones.
It has how the person died,like they used to in the old
days, like this person died ofconsumption a glass jar broke in
his ass a whole jar squatter.

Javier (01:42:53):
Um, I was thinking about one type of death.
Uh, I saw the uh titansubmersible documentary on hulu,
or is it hulu?
And the way they described itthey're like you know what the
way they died is is actually aperfect death, because it
happens so fast that you don'trealize it's happening and it

(01:43:14):
happens like real quick.

Tim (01:43:16):
Yeah.

Javier (01:43:17):
Which is a documentary that everyone should watch.

Tim (01:43:20):
It's just about rich people going.
Yep, yeah, okay.

Javier (01:43:23):
Flying too close to the sun.
Yeah, all right.

Chad (01:43:25):
Well, I think that wraps it up.
Yeah, boys, yeah, yeah Withthat morbid ending.
Yeah, with that morbid ending.
We should have kicked it offwith that.
Yeah, no kidding, if you don'talready do so, please make sure
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At the Funky Panther, you cancall text, leave us a voicemail
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You can find all of this atthefunkypanthercom.
Stay good everybody.

(01:43:52):
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