"Dead Popes, Chinese Snacks, and Daddy Issues: The Dysfunctional Reunion You Didn’t Know You Needed"

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Tim (00:10):
Why are we fucking dudes today?

Chad (00:13):
I mean no Because you keep saying crank, and you got it in
our heads.

Tim (00:16):
Dude, sometimes you gotta crank your motherfucking hog.
I'm gonna put a song on realquick.
I can't wait.
I'm looking forward to it.

Chad (00:26):
A decent amount of silver and copper.

Tim (00:30):
I have a decent amount of silver frankincense and myrrh.
This song is called AbsolutelyCranky, my Motherfucking Hog.
This is probably one of myfavorite bands right now.

(00:50):
I fucking love this band somuch.
It's Bill Murray.
You went to go see him a coupletimes, yeah.

Maddox (01:00):
Yeah, I've seen him a couple times.

Tim (01:01):
Yeah, they're going to be at ACL.
Yeah, are y'all going Hell, no,I'm not a fan of this lineup.

Chad (01:03):
I, they're going to be at ACL yeah.

Tim (01:04):
Yeah, are you all going?

Javier (01:05):
Hell.
No, I'm not a fan of thislineup.
I think I would like to seeSabrina Carpenter.

Tim (01:10):
I actually am more of a fan of this lineup than I was last
year, really, yeah.

Javier (01:15):
Who else?
I don't know.
Man Like the Strokes.
I'd love to see the strokesbill.

Tim (01:21):
Bill murray just played at um rockville dude, the.
I'm actually time's up.

Javier (01:27):
We should have gone to rockville what do you uh think
about the strokes?

Tim (01:31):
I like the strokes.

Javier (01:32):
Yeah, stroking this dick , you fucking bitch.
Yeah, I like the stroke.
I like the stroke too.

Chad (01:39):
Stroke this hog oh god, here we go.
You were doing so good.
As soon as we were like, let'sgo live, where he turned into
javier I gotta find my littleget in here.
We gotta start the show.
We gotta start the show.
Oh, hello everyone, and welcometo the Funky Panther coming to

(02:07):
you from Fort Worth Texas.
We have got a hell of a showfor you here on episode 197.
It's been a little bit sinceyour boys have been back
together, but we're here.
All three of us are here in thestudio together.
It's been like two monthsactually.

Javier (02:26):
It's been two months since we've all been.

Tim (02:28):
That's what I just said.
It's been hey look, it's beentwo months since we've all been
together, two months since youlooked at me, so sit back, relax
, try to enjoy.

Chad (02:39):
Let's get into it.
I'm Chad.
I'm Javier.

Javier (02:45):
I'm Tim and we are the Bucky Panthers.

Tim (02:46):
I'm disappointed.

Javier (02:48):
What's up with that?
I'm just looking at that brownpanther on the couch.

Chad (02:52):
All right, so I have to explain what I.
It should cover up the spotthat you made on the table.
Put it on the table, everyonecan see it.
It's been a wet spot forfucking months.

Javier (03:05):
It's not actually wet, though, but it looks.
We need to just coat the entiretable with it, so then it'll be
like a like a stain orsomething all right.

Tim (03:09):
So I had to set the brown panther up there to put my phone
up there, because I had yourboy had to take a proctored exam
.
Oh, yeah yeah, and a prostateexam with my own camera, yeah,
no, so I had to do a proctoredexam and they had to, so I had
to put the phone up there,because they use Google.

(03:29):
They use like a Google Meetsthing to watch you take the test
.
Okay, so that way you don'thave anything in front of you.

Chad (03:35):
So it wasn't like built into the course you have to like
.
Why couldn't you do it on thecamera?

Tim (03:40):
No, it has, like it's through Google.
I mean, no, it's through Google, I don't know.
Maybe I could have they saiduse your phone and prop it up.
So I had to get stuff and getcreative, creative in order to
cheat.
No, no, no, no, no.
So they could watch and makesure I'm not cheating.
So what was creative?
So I had to put the phone overhere because they had to look at
me on this side.
Okay, okay.
And then the program that I'musing you can't it screen

(04:04):
records too?
How'd you do this?
Semester Three classes.

Chad (04:07):
What'd you get?

Tim (04:07):
On my semester I got 100 in my Homeland Security class.
My lowest grade was an 87.

Chad (04:14):
Okay, don't give me actual numbers.

Tim (04:17):
A, bs and Cs.
Dude yeah.
So I got a B+, an A and an A+.

Chad (04:24):
Hell yeah.

Tim (04:26):
Hell yeah, my B plus is my own fault.
I want to ask you something.

Chad (04:28):
okay, as a college student , you've used and that was the
answer he was hoping for Eightinches round and one inch long.

Tim (04:38):
That's true, old tuna cannon.

Javier (04:41):
Like a Vienna sausage, bigger one.

Tim (04:45):
Y'all use Canvas, right?
Yeah, okay, so this professorhad all the.
It was a mini master for one ofmy classes and he had all the
days lined up with.
This is due this day.
Read this whatever blah, blah,blah, and so I'm going off of
that.
This whatever blah, blah, andso I'm going off of that.

(05:07):
At the very bottom, underneathall of that, he also had these
like there weren't tests,necessarily, but they were like
these bigger, like quiz things.
Yeah, going on and I had to uh,utilize that and or I had, we
had, you had to he's in college.

Javier (05:23):
I'm sorry, he uses big words we had to.

Tim (05:25):
We had to access that, but I didn't see those because, they
weren't in the dates, like,yeah, I hate that shit.
Yeah, so I missed two dang andthey those counted for a, uh, a
large sum you still gotta be,that's great.
Yeah, I gotta be, because theydropped.
They dropped your lowest grade,so I just got one zero.
Hey, we just got a transcriptnot available.

Chad (05:46):
Yeah, the hardest part I feel like of I feel like the
most difficult part, is what areyou doing?

Tim (05:55):
Well, I got a phone call on here and it just said
transcript not available.

Chad (05:58):
You're just going to cut me right off and get into his
voicemail.
Is that what you're going to do?

Tim (06:02):
This device wasn't set to receive incoming calls.
We're going to set that Okay.

Javier (06:07):
Can we get phone calls?
That's what I'm trying to setup.
We're setting it up for phonecalls oh, fuck, yeah so you know
, get your mom and him and giveus a call 817-677-0408.
We need to have that thing back, the scrolling thing on the
bottom.

Chad (06:21):
It has the number on it, yes or like you know gay.

Javier (06:24):
I mean you know random facts, right, gay facts, gay,
random facts, gay random facts.

Chad (06:30):
No.
So like I feel like the mostdifficult thing when you're
taking multiple classes at onceis maneuvering through the
different kinds of schedules.
Like every professor organizestheir courses differently, and
so you're like one One of myprofessors had like everything
in two week blocks, which waskind of nice, hi Jordan.
And then the other one had likeone week blocks, it was just,
it was.
It was a lot.

Javier (06:50):
I'm sure you feel better now that it's over.
Fuck, yeah, I'm never doingthree in a semester again.

Tim (06:54):
We have a caller.
We have a caller.

Maddox (06:58):
Hello.

Tim (07:00):
Hello, hey, how are you doing?

Maddox (07:01):
How's it going.
I'm doing amazing how are youDoing fantastic?
So good All right, so I have aquestion for y'all, oh okay.
Do you or do you not think thatTrump has aura?
Has aura Now that he wasimpeached once?
Yeah, he was impeached once andnow he's back.

(07:23):
Do you think that people arescared of him or he's just
genuinely bad?

Chad (07:28):
oh man I think, javier, this is one for you if he's
genuinely bad or people are justscared of him, or does he have?

Javier (07:33):
anybody scared of him?

Maddox (07:35):
I think he's just because he, if he wanted to, he
really could wreck the world.
If he's mad at people, that heimpeached them first, or do you
think he's just like genuinelybad?

Tim (07:43):
well, we like to think that there's still checks and
balances, but I'm beginning towonder about that now.

Javier (07:48):
I think the whole impeachment shit is just kind of
like show.
It's like theater.

Chad (07:52):
Yeah, impeachment's not even a real thing, it's just a
thing that they say.

Javier (07:55):
I mean, I like peaches, but I'm not going to go throw
peaches at a president.

Tim (07:59):
I always say impeach this dick.

Javier (08:01):
Oh, hmm, yes, Wow.

Tim (08:03):
But you know who's who's?
Who's?

Maddox (08:07):
who's on?

Tim (08:07):
the line.

Maddox (08:09):
Uh, my name is Maddox.

Chad (08:11):
Maddox, okay, all right, how do you, how did you hear
about the funky Panther Maddox?

Maddox (08:18):
Um, I have a part-time hobby, he's just.
Uh, I have a part-time hobby isjust to talk to people because
I'd be bored, okay.

Javier (08:25):
Hey, you got another question.
This is fucking funny.

Chad (08:32):
Give us.

Maddox (08:33):
another question, non-political related maybe,
yeah, you're probably going tosee me a lot because, yeah, I
just have a part-time hobby justdoing calling shows.
Okay okay, all right, give usone more question that's not
political in nature.
Okay, all right, give us onemore question that's not

(08:53):
political in nature.
Okay, so do you think Eminem iswashed or no?
The rapper do you?

Javier (08:56):
think he's bad.
Well, let me ask first, can Iask how old are you?
All right, I'm 17.
Okay, so I think that it's adifference in generation.
I think, like us being in ourlate 30s, like we see Eminem
like how we did when we were hisage, maddox, he right, I don't
know.
Yeah yeah, but I think it's adifferent feeling, like kids now

(09:17):
.
They grew up with likedifferent types of hip-hop and
rap, like versus us, us we grewup with like m and nate dog and
um, like uh cube and all thosemotherfuckers.

Tim (09:31):
I think he he's lost a step , but it's still him and him I
mean yeah I still think he'slike one of the greatest uh of
our generation yeah, I thinkhe's one of the greatest rappers
of our generation, but arethere other people that are just
as successful and just as goodin their own way?
Yeah, I think, um, I think inthat, and that I think you still
have to pay your respect toeminem, like if you're coming up

(09:53):
in the rap game right now, justlike I still think you have to
pay respect to the people'schamp, paul wall.
Yeah, of course um if you'refrom, especially if you're from
texas, um the houston area'vegot to pay respect to Paul.
But I mean, they're all good intheir own way.
And again I think, yeah, Ithink Eminem's maybe not as
relevant now.

Chad (10:12):
Not anymore, but he's still one of the greatest of all
time.
I mean, if you had like a MountRushmore of rappers, I feel
like he not even just whiterappers I feel like he's got to
be up there.
You know, like I don't know.
He paved the way for so manypeople and he, even if he's not
really doing the thing now, hedid it for so long, so well.
Like it's hard to say that hewasn't.
He's still good at clappingback.

(10:32):
Oh yeah, clap your cheeks.
But, he's not great at growingfacial hair, though it looks
like it was just like painted on.
Painted on, or someone put fuzzand glued it to his face, so
you know so who's y'all's Eminem?

Javier (10:47):
then like comparing like that type of you know lyricist
like who's y'all's?

Chad (10:53):
yeah, maddox, who's your Eminem of your generation?

Maddox (10:57):
so I mean I I don't really have a set person that I
listen to.
I mean I like Eminem because ofhow he's able to overcome, like
I said, the rap game.
Yeah, he is just one of thegreatest to ever do it?

Tim (11:14):
Yeah, but I mean, if you were going to pick one artist
from coming up that you grew uplistening to, that was not from
our generation, but from yourgeneration.
Who are you putting on thatpedestal?
Yeah, who's one of the?

Chad (11:27):
what number one?

Maddox (11:28):
um, honestly, it's hard to say because I do listen.
I don't really listen to mygeneration stuff I listen to.

Tim (11:38):
So you got good parents got it cool, cool cool, cool, yeah,
yeah all right, maddox, thanksfor calling in.
We're gonna go cut you off,though, um appreciate you.
Feel free to call in.
Leave us voicemail anytime umday or night.
We'll be happy to hear from youjust day, just day will work,
all right, bye, all right thisis uh gonna be interesting,

(12:02):
because this is the first timewe've ever uh just randomly done
that.

Javier (12:06):
How'd that happen?

Chad (12:07):
So we did post it on the YouTube channel.

Tim (12:09):
So we do have it on YouTube .

Chad (12:10):
If someone's finding us on YouTube, we've got the phone
number there 817-677-0408.
We also have it on our socialmedia.
I mean, we talk about it quitea bit, but I would assume
probably because of the YouTube.

Javier (12:21):
That's awesome, I like it.
Okay.
So, where were?
Would assume probably becausethe youtube, that's awesome, I
like it, yeah, um, okay.
So, uh, where were we?
We were talking about y'allschooling.
Yeah, yeah, okay so you'reright.

Tim (12:29):
How um professors?
Every professor has a different.
There's no standardized right,right and that drives me nuts.

Chad (12:35):
It makes it difficult to like stay organized as a student
because you're constantlyhaving all these due dates dude.

Tim (12:41):
I fucking killed my paper, though, for my homeland, my
Homeland Security class, Ithought he was going to say I
killed my parents.

Chad (12:46):
I wouldn't say killing in a Homeland Security class,
though that's probably.

Tim (12:50):
I destroyed my paper man.

Chad (12:53):
I shoe-bombed that fucking paper.

Tim (12:55):
Dude, it was so.
No, I did really good You're onthe list now.
Chad.
I hope you know I had to to dolike a.

Chad (13:05):
it was like something like the 30, almost a 30 page,
almost a 30 page uh researchpaper.
Holy shit, that's pretty.
Yeah, that's pretty big manwho's picked.

Tim (13:09):
You suck to not write that paper no, I wrote it, but I'm
gonna tell you the biggest hackis regurgitating previous papers
regurgitating, but but utilize,not in a sense of like
rewriting, to make it seem likeit's a new paper.
Right, use it as a.
But I've already done all thisresearch on this topic and now I
can just take that researchthat I already have and spin it

(13:30):
for this, you know, course, andso that made that made it a
whole lot easier.

Chad (13:34):
But, yeah, almost 30 pages dude let me ask you this how
much chat gbt have you used inyour class?
And I just want a simple answer.
I don't need the like I use.

Tim (13:44):
How or why I use it, uh, probably on everything.

Chad (13:48):
Okay, like, like I'm using the deep research now have you
using the deep search and stuff,yeah, yeah, it's nice um, yeah
so you know I have not used itspecifically to like obviously
write my paper because you knowthe the they're gonna find that
oh yeah, they've got all thetrackers and everything like
that.

Tim (14:04):
Well, the trackers.

Chad (14:06):
Whatever, so they can figure it out somewhat, sure,
right.
However, I like the fact that Ican talk about my like load in
my book, load in all mydifferent things and like I
drive hour and hour and a halfto and from work each day.
I can just have a conversationwith youGPT while I'm driving,
learning more about what it is,but not like from my professor,

(14:30):
from something that actuallyknows how I want to learn and
answers my questions.

Tim (14:34):
See, I've never thought about asking it and just having
to talk back to me, do you?

Javier (14:37):
have your phone set up.
Instead of Siri searching forthe web for it to search through
ChatGPT.

Tim (14:44):
It has.

Javier (14:45):
I don't know if I've set that up, because it'll ask me
like which how do I want to getmy response?
Do you want to get this?

Chad (14:50):
from chat GPT.
Yeah, I feel like it's not agood handoff, though.
Have you noticed that's a goodhandoff for you or no?

Tim (14:55):
A good handjob, yes, but not handoff.

Javier (14:57):
Good handjobs are hard to come by.

Chad (15:01):
Jesus Christ Jesus.
All right, so are we going togo around the horn and talk
about what we've been up to?
Yeah, let me go first.

Javier (15:07):
So I'm wearing my Manchester United jersey.
We got the Europa League finaltomorrow.
Lance's team won everything.
They won the Premier League.
So cheers to Liverpool andcheers to Lance.
But there's been a lot ofManchester United's had their
worst year in history.
So I'm really excited aboutthis Europa League final.
We're going against Tottenham.

(15:27):
It's an all-English final.
If we win, we go to theChampions League.
If we don't, it sucks.
We're going to lose players outof the transfer window.
But other than that, we've beenbinging King of the Hill,
watching.
We finished the pit.
The pit was fucking amazing,great fucking show.

(15:51):
I'm so glad you finished that.
Have you?
Have you watched?
I haven't, god damn it.
Watch it.
Watch it this week and reportback.
Yeah, okay, um, what else?
Uh, ben, I can't really thinkof any.
I was put on, uh,antidepressants and anti-anxiety
pills.
Um, I mean, you can fly again.
I can fly again.
I'm trying to get adderall,like for a good reason, like I'm
not doing this to just fuckinghave it.
I need it.
And I've got my sleep studydone.
I'm pretty much doing all thisfor my mom.

(16:11):
My mom is like I can't sleep atnight because I think you're
going to die soon and I want youto get better.
So I'm doing this, I'm doing asleep study, getting my shit
checked out, getting my shitchecked out, getting my
cholesterol checked out.
I am, um, gonna get an mri nextmonth and then soon surgery to
fix my hernia and whatever elseyou're taking care of yourself,

(16:33):
I mean I'm 39 years old.
I mean, I don't know what.

Chad (16:36):
Look at this gray, fucking skunk patch which means five
years of not taking care ofyourself.

Javier (16:41):
Indeed is terrible but I'll tell you what though.
I've lost about like 15 pounds,uh, from not eating, because I
stopped eating more than Inormally would and um I mean
it's most people get onantidepressants just put on the
weight.
Yeah, that's and I told mydoctor that.
I told my doctor that.
And then, uh, tammy's like Ineed to go with you to the
doctor because I need to tellhim everything else.

(17:02):
I'm like, oh my, oh, my God.
Okay, I'm kidding, I'm kidding,she's probably watching.

Chad (17:06):
But no, that's I'm joking, I'm joking.

Javier (17:10):
But I'm trying to think of what else.
We had the NFL draft I don'tneed to talk about this on the
other show but no, it's been abusy month because of all the
goddamn hail.
Yeah, like having to write up abunch of shit and order a bunch
of shit.
We got soto's car in the shop.
We're doing a little bit of uh,he got into an accident and so
the other person's insurance ispaying for his rental because he

(17:31):
doesn't have rental.
And, um, while we're sappingthat, we're doing the hell also,
so we're double dipping and theinsurance company doesn't know.
And hey, allegedly allegedly I'mcommitting insurance fraud, but
allegedly I'm not.
I'm making money.
So I'm making the shop money.
I'm not making money.
The block is going to get soldand my dad just no.

(17:54):
I can't talk about that.
All right, but that's oh.
I'm pretty much going to, whenhe retires, run the shop on my
own.

Tim (18:00):
So it's going to be told me this week, so it's gonna be fun
.
Congrats man thank you.

Javier (18:04):
Hopefully he still believes in me I believe in you.
He doesn't believe actually hetold my sister when she was in
town, uh, that he that she was,he was, he was proud of her and
I was like fuck you.
I told her.

Tim (18:14):
I was like daddy's never said that to me, that's exactly
what I said yes, he's notsupposed to say it to the men in
the family well, maybe I'd liketo hear it sometime.

Javier (18:23):
I hear from my mom all the time I love you, mom, but
not my dad.
He didn't say oh son, I'm proudof you and I love you.

Tim (18:29):
We're proud of you oh, okay and we love you fuck.

Chad (18:32):
Who is that calling in?
Is that javier's dad?

Javier (18:35):
it is javier's dad no but also my sister's graduating
next week, so actually he left amessage.

Tim (18:41):
He said stupid he did, probably.

Javier (18:43):
But he probably said in english like stupid idiot
because he doesn't speak spanishto me but uh, my sister
graduates from school, highschool.

Tim (18:49):
Next week she's going to texas tech, so guns up, I guess
do you think it's because he, heknows, he thinks that you don't
understand it I don't know, man, it's kind of weird.

Javier (18:59):
It's weird.
Do you speak spanish to him?
no, we don't like if I speak spSpanish to somebody and he will
speak to them, and then he'lllook at me and speak to me in
English, and I'm like I thinkyou should start speaking to him
in Spanish no, no, no no, justas a social experiment it's like
the last time I told him I lovehim, like I was like I love you
dad, and he's like uh, allright, uh, I'll talk to you

(19:19):
later, and I'm like fucking shit, wow, thanks dad, this doesn't
understand.
Thank you generational traumaAll right, chad, I'm kidding.

Tim (19:27):
What have you been up to?

Javier (19:29):
Chad was on a trip.
Yeah, you came back since.
Did y'all talk about it?

Chad (19:35):
We didn't talk about China , much no no, no.
We did briefly, but we had BenC on, so we talked about him.
That's right that was a funepisode, uh, even though it's a
good episode.
He did a pretty good jobfilling in for you, though just
like I thought, yeah, I thoughthe did great, good, good, just
like kevin did a really good jobfilling in for me I ran into
him at qt and I was like greatjob man, um, but yeah, so I did

(19:56):
go to china and I'm glad thatyou brought that up, because I
did bring stuff back.
Are you familiar with goods ofdesire?

Javier (20:04):
you mean like handjobs?
No, yeah.

Chad (20:05):
Like the brand no, no, no okay, so there's a hype brand in
in hong kong called god orgoods of desire, and uh, they
got all sorts of like, like hongkong type of men, like you know
, like street signs and hongkong and, like you know, happy
cat or like the lucky catsexcept for they're flipping you
off.

Javier (20:24):
I bought one labubu is a china-based company, right?

Chad (20:28):
I don't know so I got you both.
Uh, god, uh chopsticks.
I like chopsticks and thenhazies and crystal gave us a
little box of chinese snacks totry out if we wanted to.

Maddox (20:40):
A very good so I don't know what they are but there's
stuff but yeah, that trip wasfantastic.

Javier (20:46):
Got any donkey in there.

Chad (20:48):
No, I don't think so.

Tim (20:49):
Yeah, there's plenty of donkey in there.

Javier (20:51):
You know what I like about summertime they come back
home.

Chad (20:56):
Yeah, they'll be back in just a few weeks.

Tim (20:58):
Chris, you said you were too quick.
Tuna can.
I love it whenever people joinin and call people Tuna camp.
Yeah, that's great.

Chad (21:07):
So I did.
I did finish Up my semester aswell, took three Classes.
That means I'm A quarter waydone with my master's Quarter.
A quarter, yeah, it's only 12classes which is it.

Tim (21:18):
This is why.
This is why the other the Fewseveral weeks ago.
We chose not to come on becausewe both had final stuff and
trying to finish things up withthat, and that was a hell week
man.

Chad (21:31):
Both of my classes were also proctored exams, and so you
know which it is, what it is.
They probably should be, but itjust makes it a little bit more
difficult.
There's a little bit more stressbehind it too, because you feel
like I've got somebody watchingme yeah because now it's like
they've got AI on the camerasyou mentioned this before where
if you look away like it'll likeflag you and stuff like that,

(21:52):
and so, luckily, like I had noissues, I got all A's and so
that was a good first semesteranyway.
And then both of my parentsdecide that they're going to get
knee surgery at the samefucking time.
So my mom had knee surgery justa month ago and then my dad had
it two weeks ago, and so theywere staggered.

(22:14):
But who's going to take care ofthem when they're both down and
out?

Tim (22:20):
Their sons, mainly your brother.

Chad (22:24):
But no, sir, he's been taking care of the dogs.
I've been there taking care ofthem, eric eric is home.

Tim (22:29):
No, no, no.

Chad (22:30):
The other brother oh, andrew, so but no, it's been,
it's been great.
They're both feeling a lotbetter.
They're actually like drivingaround and like you know how it
is like when you're stuck in thehouse for just a few days.

Javier (22:40):
They've been doing it for four weeks I mean I get it,
man, like that's too muchjerking off, honestly I.

Tim (22:45):
I could stay in the house for four weeks, like well you
know they're not like you.

Chad (22:49):
I know, uh, and so you know they're a little depressed
and upset because they can't doanything, and I feel it and and
uh, we actually went to gusto'son saturday and it was just like
they were whole new people.
Right they're, they're hobblingaround like humpty dumpty over
here and and they're good.

Tim (23:03):
Well, I hear it's best to go ahead and start walking and
try to get that moving.
They have you walk day one dude.
They do, they do, they havebeen walking every single day
since the search.

Chad (23:11):
Yeah, they weren't even coherent and they had to walk.
It's wild.
So, yeah, that and finals yeah,it's been pretty wild, but it's
been fun.
It it's been pretty wild, butit's been fun, it's been good.
I went to Houston, I went toCollecticon.

Tim (23:26):
Oh, how was that?
It was fun it was a good time.
How many stinky people Didn'tnotice, like the nerds, yeah, no
, no, no, no.
I'm saying, like, how manypeople did you like whoa, like
you smelled Like the nerds.
Well, because cons.

Javier (23:48):
Because cons, cons typically bring out the unbathed
.

Chad (23:49):
Okay, that's what I was.
Yeah, because it collects conslike a nerdy thing.
I thought you meant just inhouston in general.
No, no, no, no, okay.
Yeah, fish melon all dayeverywhere, baby, no, I mean
there was, there was a couple,there was a couple smellies.
Yeah, you're just like oh, goodlord I think sarah, she even
pointed him out she's like whatis that?
like that's just where we arenot as smelly as san antonio
that's just the odor, but it wasfunaZoo launched a new thing
and so I got to like get somestuff there.
And then who was it?
But the guy we saw in Dallas atthat like that DJ event, that

(24:12):
one time Waka Flocka, he wasthere.
Waka, waka flame, yeah, wakawaka was there doing he has a
charizard song.

Javier (24:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that post.

Chad (24:21):
I saw that post um, and then, of course, the guy from uh
the pokemon singing song heapparently he's done like 40 or
50 different jingles like he waslike knocking them all out.
I'm like, holy shit, this guy'sgot quite the fucking resume I
was a trojan man I was uh thefucking uh mini cookie guy like
no like he apparently had beenkilling it in like the 90s,

(24:43):
early 2000s, because all of thejingles from the commercials
that you remember, like Iguarantee you he was about like
25 to 50% of them, which isquite a bit, because back in the
day jingles were allcommercials that's kind of like.

Tim (24:55):
What's that guy who did like he did the Caddyshack theme
and oh Kenny.
Loggins, kenny Loggins, kennyLoggins.
If you liked a song in a movie,it was probably Kenny Loggins.

Javier (25:04):
Bro Top Gun.
Yeah, the heat is out.
No, what else Did he do theSock-a-Bopper jingle?
Did he do the Skip it?
Remember the Skip it?

Chad (25:14):
jingle.
I actually think he did do Skipit Really.
Yeah, but was it Skip it or Bopit?
No, he might have done Bop it,skip it had a song but Bop, it
really didn't it had a song Bopit, twist it, pull it.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
It was literally, definitely him.

Tim (25:29):
It was literally like my go-to, like oh, that's how I'm
supposed to do it here lately.

Javier (25:34):
I'm reading the group text Hit it Bop.
It, twist it.
San.

Tim (25:41):
Antonio smells like tacos, not onions and comino pits.

Javier (25:43):
No, I was telling Tammy the other night, it smells like
Mexico over here, because youknow it's like people like
cooking out and at night that'show Mexico smells.

Chad (25:53):
No, you're good.
We had a lot of really goodfood.
We went to Truth Barbecue.
We had really good cocktailsand drinks and stuff like that.

Javier (25:59):
You went to the Nickel City city over there yeah,
nickel city.

Chad (26:02):
We went to go see fern because he opened that one down
there right, yeah uh, but he hadalready left.
Like he opened that one downthere and then he already like
moved on to another bar.
So hit him up and went over tothat bar and kind of hung out
with him for a little bit.
That was fun, but we had agreat time, tons of good food,
like it was.
It was more food and alcoholthat weekend than any.
We had trill burger yeah,fucking amazing.
Trill was way better than Iexpected.

(26:24):
Um, and then we, we tried to goto eighth wonder brewing but
they were shut down for an event.
I still want to go to thebrewery, but I guess that's
about it.
I feel like there was somethingI want to tell you guys, but I
guess not.
I guess that's it something newthat I wanted to tell you guys.
All right Tim.
What about you?

Tim (26:43):
Well, we discussed about the school aspect, so I finished
that up, but I'm still in myadvanced school for work and I'm
just plowing through that rightnow.
That was the proctored exam,was that one?
Yeah, just going through thatand trying to knock that out.
Outside of that, I haven'treally had a whole lot going on.

(27:05):
I think we mentioned in one ofthe last episodes that we did go
see Disturbed and sat in thebox seat.
So that was pretty cool.

Chad (27:15):
Got to see.

Tim (27:16):
Daughtry as well, which was you know.

Chad (27:18):
Just up there with Disturbed.

Tim (27:21):
Yeah, that was unique.

Javier (27:22):
What did they sing?
Dick of a Sailor.

Tim (27:24):
Yes.

Javier (27:27):
More like.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
Lips of an Angel.
Oh close yeah.

Tim (27:30):
I don't think that's Daughtry though.
That's not, that's Hinder, it'sHinder right.

Javier (27:37):
Sorry, go ahead.
That was bad.

Tim (27:40):
One of our old high school friends, christy, used to be
Baloo.
Oh, yes, yes.
She tagged me in a post andasked, like was this a fever
dream?
Because one of our firstconcerts that her and myself and
Darren went to at a young agewas a Union Underground concert
at the Bronco Bowl.

(28:00):
Age was a union undergroundconcert at the bronco bowl and
the union underground is doingtheir like.
It's like the 20th somethinganniversary of their debut album
and the sickness.
So the the other one for umdisturb.
Yeah, that was the 20thanniversary, 25th anniversary,
something like that.
This one's a 20 and it makes mefeel so fucking old dude.

Javier (28:21):
Have you noticed that all these tours from these old
bands are doing their 20th or25th anniversary shows?
Do you know why?

Chad (28:29):
Because kids can't afford concerts because they're too
fucking expensive.
The only people that can affordconcerts are us, and so they
have to go back to the drawingboard and be like we need to
bring them their music.

Tim (28:40):
Let's talk about that for just a second.
Alright, jessie loves Nine InchNails.
Like loves the band.

Javier (28:47):
Me too.

Tim (28:48):
So for her birthday I got her, I got us tickets to Nine
Inch Nails, we got floor seatsat Dickie's Alright.
I had to get them on the secondhand market because they sold
out.
You fool, they sold out beforeyou know, whenever they first
really, I mean immediately, likethat day, right, like that
morning, within like the first,like 30 minutes sold out.

(29:10):
And I've been watching them andwatching them, and watching
them and I was like you knowwhat?
I don't want to risk it, justpull the trigger.

Chad (29:19):
I just pulled the trigger and got us four seats, so I did
the same thing for Benson.

Tim (29:21):
Boone?
Do you all know Benson Boone?
Oh fuck, yeah, we saw him atACL.
We saw him at ACL, yeah.

Chad (29:24):
I'm sure that performance was amazing.
He's so good it was okay, hereminds me of like a the crowd
pissed me off.
Oh really, yeah, he was on SNLthis past week or the week
before Two.
But he kind of reminds me ofQueen yeah, with the mustache
and the dress and the dancing.

Javier (29:43):
He had Brian Mays cut out at Coachella.
Well, no, he performed with himand then, like weekend two, he
was like Brian couldn't be here,so he brought a cut out.

Tim (29:53):
Yeah, so the guitarist from Queen played with him.

Chad (29:56):
No way.

Tim (29:56):
Yeah, at Coachella weekend one Because that whole reason.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
He's a showman.

Tim (30:02):
Yes just like Freddie and he sounded great and he did the
song we Are the Champions, yeah,we.
Are the Champions.
Wow, it was amazing.

Chad (30:09):
And he's got a range.
Yeah, so he has tickets thatwent on sale I want to say last
week for September.
And how many seats do you thinkare in Dickies 25?

Javier (30:18):
and how many seats do you think are in Dickies?
25,000.
25,000?

Chad (30:21):
Sure yeah, Okay.
So I was waiting onTicketmaster because you can
wait in like the waiting room 10minutes ahead.
I was on there an hour ahead,10 minutes ahead.
I'm added to the waiting room.
I'm working, so I'm not evenlooking.
I look over.
I am 38,000th in line to gettickets for fucking Benson Boone
.
And you know that, and I was 10minutes.
I was more than 10 minutesearly and they're all boss.
Oh yeah, for sure.

(30:41):
Yeah, and can you imagine?
Like so, if people get twotickets a piece, that means that
there's only 12,000 buyers.
People are getting four fuckingtickets a piece, which means
you've only got like 7,000actual purchasing tickets.
You know what I mean?
And they were gone.

Tim (30:56):
How do you fix this?
I've got an idea.

Javier (30:58):
They had legislation that we're trying to pass.

Tim (31:00):
Yeah, they're trying to pass them.

Javier (31:01):
From the.

Tim (31:02):
Obama administration.
Well, it just happened again.
They went through acongressional hearing with the
big ticket companies.
Live Nation was one that wasinvolved with it as well.
But how would you fix thisproblem?
Because I have an idea.

Chad (31:18):
Gladiator fight, that's pretty good I mean, like
everything else, you have tohave like a ticket maximum.
Right, I think that you shouldhave a ticket maximum.

Tim (31:27):
Okay, but, yeah, but if you got 38,000 bots.

Chad (31:29):
Right, even that, right, You're exactly right.
I mean I think that would help.
Obviously, it's not going tofix the whole thing.
I don't know.

Tim (31:35):
What's your thought?
We stopped on them online andyou have to go to jc penny's do
you really used to so like haveyou ever gone?

Javier (31:40):
no, no, it was dillard's .

Tim (31:41):
Yeah, it was dillard's you have to go to.
You have to go to a authorizedticket master location shit
stand in fucking line and buy.
That's dude.

Chad (31:49):
You could buy them in like an albertsons or a kroger which
one was it?
I remember going to analbertsons and buying.
I completely forgot about thatwhole memory until just now.
I went to an albertsons yeah tobuy concert tickets.
I want to say it was for edgefest, but is that what year was
that?

Tim (32:03):
that was like 2003 but see, that's the only to me, that's
the only way that you can fix it, because there's always gonna
it's the same thing with, like,playing video games online
there's always gonna be someexploit that somebody's gonna
find to cheat, right to cheatthe system.

Chad (32:16):
You're still gonna have lines, but at least you're
limiting it to zip code or likearea and you physically have to
be there bots are like buying itfor benson boone across the us.
He launched all of his ticketsand I guarantee you bots were
like buying up all the ticketsacross the us and then
immediately putting them on saleno matter where you are when
you're online right.

Tim (32:35):
So metallica got in trouble because they were um buying and
selling.
Yeah, so they got pissed offabout the whole Napster thing.
Well, I guess they're recoupingtheir lost money, and so they
would buy and then resell on theside, to be honest with you
they, they can't.

Javier (32:49):
Well, that's if they do that with shoes, you're
backdooring shoes but they'rereselling for the higher price.
Yeah, like Am manory with uhjordans.
They were in like it's federalcrime.
They're being like persecuted,prosecuted for like upcharging
for their shoes right, and soit's not right pokemon cards are

(33:12):
huge again yeah, they are likegoing.

Chad (33:14):
I was like what the fuck like I was going to.
Uh, I was going by albertsonsthe other day and gamestop had a
line out the door and I waslike I wonder what that's about.
And it's like they were sellingPokemon cards that day or
something like that.
It's getting crazy.
But yeah, I don't know, Ididn't have to pay.
I did go to a concert last weekor the week before and I didn't
have to pay a premium.
That's nice, it was awesome.

(33:34):
Who'd you go see?

Tim (33:41):
Bone, bone thugs.
Oh, yeah, bone thugs.
Okay, yeah, that's right, itwas awesome.
So, um, I want to talk about mymost recent concert experience
as well, but I do want to saythat, um, if you notice my shirt
that I'm wearing, I've got thewhere's it over here on this
side?
Um, I have the maltese crossthere.
Um, I am part of the union nowwith, uh, the local 440, which
is part of the fort worth firedepartment, because I got sworn
in, um, I, I am now a singlerole, single role, because

(34:02):
that's what they're calling asingle role firefighter, so the
single role is not firefightingExactly, exactly.
Exactly, it's wild, but yeah sothat is my official title is a
single role.
Firefighter with the city ofFort Worth now, which is you
know, that's wild, it is wild,all right.
Fighter with the city of FortWorth now, which is you know it
is wild, alright.
So again, the local 440, shoutout to those guys because they

(34:25):
bought a bunch of tickets forthe Jelly Roll concert, jelly
Roll and Friends at Billy Bob's.
I've only been to a handful ofconcerts at Billy Bob's.
I don't really care for it.
I don't like the setup, butthey had the entire floor.
There was no tables on thefloor, so it was only the outer
perimeter had tables.
We had pit uh tickets.
Um, I've never been in a showthat was not a metal show, with

(34:50):
a mosh pit where I am shoulderto shoulder and can't move my
arms yeah um, except for overthere, like we were real close
dude fort worth, got a ton ofJelly Roll fans man.
All right.
So Jelly Roll.
He's talented His stuff rightnow I like his hip hop, but he's
really not for me now.
It's not my thing.

(35:11):
He brought out Lainey Wilson,which I'm a little upset,
because Lainey I think she wenton Ozempic or something.

Chad (35:19):
Bring the butt back.

Tim (35:20):
Yeah, bring the butt back.
Yeah, bring the butt back.
It's not as amazing as it was.
She's very talented, thoughthere was an artist and I wish I
could remember her name becauseI wanted to play her, for us to
get your take on it and tell meif it was hip-hop or country.
Okay, so that's how a lot ofthe show was.
Was people with like the littletwang?

(35:44):
In their voice, yeah, rappingover country music basically.

Speaker 6 (35:51):
And.

Tim (35:51):
I'm like this is not country, this is Nashville
country.
Yeah, again, not really mything, but Post Malone came out.
Ooh.
And in true Posty fashion.
Yeah.
Dude.
After he did it, he did onesong with him and then he hopped
down into the crowd.
I was not close enough to shakehis hand but, man, he said hi

(36:15):
to as many people as he could,signed things before he got back
on the stage and left.

Chad (36:20):
That's awesome.

Tim (36:27):
Dude, he is a.
I'm telling you.
I think post malone is probablyone of the greatest um, not
artist.
I think he's talented andpeople get mad because they
think he's a culture, culture,culture, vulture or whatever,
but I think he is one of themost genuine, caring individuals
when it comes to music.
There's only one other personum that I will say is like that.
That I know and I've metpersonally and that's well, chef

(36:49):
bonnell is great bono, bono.
I know how much you love bono, Ihate bono, um no, uh, jared
reddick of bowling for soup andthe jared reddick uh band.
Yeah, he is a like.
If you see him out in the wild,you go up and talk to him.
He's going to take the time toactually talk to you, shake your
hand and he seems like hegenuinely cares about you as a

(37:10):
person.
Yeah, so great individual.
I enjoyed that aspect of theshow.
I don't like the people.
I'm going to tell you thecountry people.
I guess I don't know if it'sjust like the Billy Bob's crowd
or whatever, I don't know whatit is, but one of my friends was
walking to the bathroom andsome guys tried to fight him.

(37:31):
Yeah.
Like he's literally just tryingto make his way through the
crowd to go to the bathroom.
Wasn't provoking anything,wasn't stepping on people's feet
, was just trying to get thereand they tried to pick a fight
with him and this guy's.
He's a short little fella like.
There's no reason to pick onthe short guy single youth
fireman no, no, no, no, no, he'suh he's actually a he's, he's a
, he's a dual role firefighterwhoa, not with the four.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Not forward though, okay, another place.

Tim (37:53):
Um, yeah, like why?
Why?
He's just trying to go to thebathroom, he's just, that's all.
So why start a fight?

Chad (38:00):
because you get a bunch of drunk rednecks together,
timothy, and someone's gonnawant to fight somebody.

Tim (38:05):
That's just the way that it is yeah, hervey, I do remember
when she had that back bumperand it's not there anymore.
That's the thing is, it's justnot there at all.
Um, but yeah, like uh uh,what's his face uh, co wetzel
came out oh yeah, so afterwardsthey all went to Coe Wetzel, of
course.

Chad (38:22):
Yeah, which they did that before.
I want to say, like last time,post Malone, I think, whenever
he was at AT&T Stadium, theyhung out at the Coe Wetzel's bar
for a little bit, yeah, andthen still on these artist
things like genuine people right.

Tim (38:36):
So, I was listening to a guy who was talking about he
drove down to Hillsboro to go tothis little festival thing.
It was free and Paul Wall washeadlining it and they got out
there and they were like itdidn't seem like it was going to
be that much or whatever.
There wasn't like this hugecrowd.

Chad (38:53):
Yeah.

Tim (38:53):
But Paul got up there.
Paul Wall's up there, smilinglike he always does and just
giving one of the best shows ofwhat he said, and I haven't had
an opportunity to meet him yet.
But I think he's also one ofthose genuine, actual for the
people.
I mean, he's the people's champ, right, and I like that about
some of these.
You know those types of artists.
Let me ask you something?

Chad (39:14):
Do you only like white musicians?
No, it sounds like you're a bigfan of white musicians.

Tim (39:20):
I do like white musicians, but I think I like any musician
that is going to be nice,friendly and want to actually be
around their people.

Chad (39:29):
That was a good answer.
I was hoping you'd flail alittle bit.
No, no, no.

Tim (39:34):
I imagine that Donald Glover is probably Pretty
friendly.

Chad (39:39):
I don't know that he is.
I don't know.
I think he might have been backin the day.

Tim (39:44):
Maybe not so much anymore.

Chad (39:45):
I don't know.
I get the vibe that he's donewith people.

Tim (39:47):
But I could be wrong.

Chad (39:48):
But most people are done with people, right?

Tim (39:49):
Yeah, I get it At this point in life.

Chad (39:50):
So I went to the Bone Thugs concert a couple of weeks
ago I think it was last week andI didn't go there initially to
see bone thugs although what atreat but um, jay diggs uh was
performing and so got to see him.
He opened up and he had like afull band.
He killed it, oh he had a fullband.
Yeah, he did like a full bandthey're out of like college

(40:12):
station or something like thatlike a house band and so the
music, like it was a goodfucking show, like he put on a
really good performance.
Good, good for jay I mean I youknow we've all seen him.
We saw him at uh whenever hewas with ernie over there.
At what was it back before itchanged over the um next to down
and out cicada yes, it used tobe mass yeah, mass, right.
So he performed at mass with uh,it's ernie and that was a great

(40:35):
show.
But, dudes, there's somethingdifferent when you got the full
band behind you, the house band,it was cool.
Talking about the Bone Thugsconcert I went to last week oh
at Haltom Theater.
Yeah, welcome back to the show.

Javier (40:45):
Sorry, it was a work call.

Chad (40:46):
What did you think about Haltom Theater?
I'd never been.
It is I mean, it reminds melike a mix between the Bungalow
and Ridgely Theater.
Yeah, yeah.

Javier (41:02):
It's like a rundown ridgely.
Yeah, I've never been, but Iliked it a lot.
I've never been in the mainroom I've only been in that side
room.

Tim (41:05):
I've been in the main room a few times and um yeah, it's
just like a it was packed out,man.

Chad (41:10):
So so jay diggs opened up and then xb valentine uh was
middle.
Oh, cool and then you know,obviously bone thugs close it
out and they was so much fun andwe saw a couple of people that
we knew ran into Smooth Vega, ofcourse, I think he was the one
that put it all on.
So, yeah, hell of a show.
That was fun, but that was oneI didn't have to pay a premium
for, lucky enough, but it was agood time.

Javier (41:32):
Back to the ticket conversation.
Did you talk about how we gottickets to go see Jay-Z, see
jay-z.
No, that's a good story.
We went up to the.
We were online checking to seeif we can find it on stubhub and
we were like, man, let's waituntil the show's about to start.
And um, it was getting a littlecheaper and a little cheaper,
and then as soon as it likeshowtime happened, it

(41:54):
disappeared right, and so wewere already more than halfway
to dallas and at this pointwe're like, dude, let's just go
over there, let's go to the boxoffice if we find tickets
whatever we're in dallas, we'realready there so I get out, we
get the tickets.
I'm like, I want your best, Iwant your most expensive seats,
and they're like, are you sure?
Like, yes, well, there arebetter seats for lesser money,

(42:14):
if you want to get those.

Chad (42:15):
Yeah, I think we paid like 80 for the best seats they had
available and the ones onStubHub were like about the same
price and they were likefucking nosebleed, shitty seats
so it's always better to go tothe box office to get those it's
wild, though, is, back in theday, when you think about
StubHub and you think about,like, the transition of these
companies that used to be likefor the people and now they're

(42:37):
like Airbnb's the same way,exactly, exactly so you get the
point Right.
So, like back back in the day,stubhub was like I need to get
rid of my tickets.
I'm just going to sell themRight, not at a premium.
I just need to get rid of mytickets because I bought them
and now I can't go, and so,generally, people like us could
just swipe those up before.
You would always where it'slike 30 minutes before the show
starts, they cut off StubHub.

(42:57):
That's why we got fucked.
It's because we just waited.
We got too close to the sun andthen, as soon as we were 30
minutes from the start of theshow, all the tickets
disappeared.
We're like shit.
No, we're fucked, but no.

(43:24):
So now StubHub is just like.

Tim (43:25):
Not only is it a premium from the seller's perspective,
there's also all of these feeswith premiums and so now you're
paying like if you look at ahundred dollar ticket on stub
hub, it's gonna end up being 150when it's all said and done.
Because of everything she'slike there's nothing for us.
Yeah, so the fees that I paidfor our nine inch nails tickets
is what really drove the priceup.

Chad (43:32):
Um, I like I ended up having 150 worth of fees, like
holy crap yeah, so like I waslooking when we went to the
Rangers game, so that'ssomething else that we did.

Javier (43:41):
We went to the Rangers game a few years ago.
We had a bunch of glizzies.
We sure did.

Chad (43:46):
We had handfuls of hot dogs and glizzy hats.

Tim (43:48):
Five glizzies within the first inning.
One inning Five glizzies apiece.

Chad (43:53):
It was wild.
You boys can get it, but like Iwas looking at parking ahead of
time because you could buyparking on StubHub and it was
like $25 parking, I'm likeperfect, that seems cheaper than
what we're probably going tosee.
After fees it was like $47.

Tim (44:06):
Suck my dick from the back and we pay $25 for parking.

Chad (44:09):
Exactly.
It's so stupid man, god damn.
It's ridiculous For the what,for the ease.
Because you emailed it to me,bro, like it's wild.
All right, um I just I use chatgpt to translate this real
quick.

Javier (44:24):
Okay, are you gonna try one?
I'm gonna open this up um we'regonna try them all.

Tim (44:26):
So mochi, mochi, nine gal there's a pepper in the back of
it.
Yes, it's gotta be hot uh,spicy konjac strips is what it
translates to fragrant.
Spicy konjac strips uh, konjacis is very healthy, very smooth
texture, high quality and safe.

Chad (44:41):
Okay, ready to eat konjac product so we went to when we
were in macau, uh, which is likethe vegas, it's like macaque.
No, uh, we went into a 7-elevento get a bunch of beers because
we're gonna go back to thevenetian, which is where we were
staying and just like stay upand party in the room or
whatever, and they had likeshrimp.
But, like you know, when yousee like a like a beef stick,

(45:02):
right like you, to us beef jerkyor beef sticks is no big deal.
Yes, it's meat, yes it's on theshelf, whatever.
But they had shrimp like that,like shrimp and crab and stuff
like sitting on the shelf, likeyou could just get like shelf,
uh, what do you call it?
Shelf?

Javier (45:17):
shelf crab like a sushi, like a fucking but it wasn't
cool, it wasn't cold, it's justlike.

Chad (45:22):
Shelf stable is the word I'm looking for.
Shelf stable shrimp and crab.
We got it.
It tastes great.
It's just weird eating lukewarmshrimp, I mean or I think we
had the crab actually it waslike lukewarm.
We might have had both, I don'tknow.
But yeah, I didn't fuck withthat too much.
It tasted great, it's just that.
All right.

Javier (45:42):
The Chinese have one thing better.
Well, I'm pretty sure it's adifference between East and West
.
I think it's one of thosethings where you're like, well,
they're like, oh, this is how wenormally eat it, and you're so
attuned from being in adifferent culture You're like,
oh, Like it's not.

Chad (45:56):
I mean, I'm here for it, it's warm, but it was weird.
Yeah, we also.
We had a century egg.
Oh yeah, it was not that badReally.

Tim (46:05):
It was way better than I thought it was going to be.

Javier (46:06):
Yeah, they have dried shrimp down in the Hispanic
aisle.
Yeah, yeah, they do, and theyhave a little salsa packet with
that, oh yeah.

Chad (46:21):
But so if okay, if you wouldn't have told me like what
it was before I eat it, then I'msure I'm like, okay, let me eat
it.
Have you had one?
You've had one.

Javier (46:23):
What cat fry yeah, yeah, but I mean the same thing with
the century egg.
I'm sure, like I mean it's ablack egg.
Yeah, I'm sure they're like ifI was blindfolded, and they're
like, hey, taste this and we'llsee what you oh yeah, you would
have thought it was good.

Chad (46:33):
Yeah, it actually was tasty, but it is a weird, weird
thing to get around because it'slike this blue, green, black
egg.

Tim (46:39):
Yeah and the baby's still inside right I don't know how I
feel about this.
No, that's a.
That's not that.
That's a.
That's a different egg.

Chad (46:46):
No, that's yeah that's the goose egg.

Javier (46:47):
This is different so what do I do with this?

Chad (46:49):
eat it?

Tim (46:50):
I'm not sure.

Chad (46:51):
It's a weird texture I'm not gonna, so I think that's
seafood right.
I don't know what konjac is,I'm pretty sure that's seafood
right there.
It's probably like fuckingjellyfish or something.

Tim (47:03):
It doesn't taste bad.
It's weird.
It's just weird.
What is konjac?
It's actually a type of rootvegetable.
Oh, okay, yeah.

Javier (47:12):
Mmm, I like it, mmm, I don't hate it.

Tim (47:15):
It's not something that I'm like.
Oh, I would want to eat that asa snack all the time, I feel
like I would put this on rice,you know what I mean.

Chad (47:19):
Like put it on rice to kind of like flavor it.

Tim (47:21):
Yeah, christy's right, that's Balut is what you're
talking about.

Chad (47:24):
Oh, yeah, balut is the goose like half alive.

Javier (47:27):
Nobody wants it.

Chad (47:28):
I just don't want to get my hands dirty.
Just lick your fingers like it.
Get it, tim.
In China, they wash their handsbefore dinner and after dinner
Very clean.
They also wear gloves.
If you're going to eat anythingwith your hands, you wear latex

(47:51):
gloves.

Tim (47:52):
I know a bunch of people at work that do that.

Chad (47:54):
I do not.
I typically don't either.
If you were going to have wings, would you have latex gloves to
eat them?
No, if you were going to havewings, would you have latex
gloves to eat them?

Tim (47:59):
No, I'm going to get extremely messy, yeah.

Chad (48:01):
See, I don't like getting messy, so I understand, I just
also don't want to use.

Tim (48:04):
You didn't play in the mud as a child, did you?

Chad (48:06):
Of course.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
I did.

Chad (48:07):
No, I played in the mud all the time.
I don't believe it.
I just don't like food on myhands.

Tim (48:14):
That's fine, you on your hands.
You just don't like food onyour hands.

Chad (48:17):
I'm fine with blood, grease, everything else, just
not food on my hands.

Javier (48:22):
Get her in the wrong month.
Have you never had a crab boil?

Tim (48:28):
Yes, we've done seafood boils.
Yeah, dude, I do, well notcrawfish boils.
It's the same thing, Going toan actual crab boil it's still
messy.

Javier (48:38):
It's very messy.
I'm talking sauce on your hands.

Tim (48:41):
Yeah, like a crab pot or something like that.
So is crawfish.

Chad (48:43):
Yeah, but you're being like delicate.
Have you never actually been toone of the crawfish boils?

Javier (48:46):
Yes, remember, we got COVID at one.

Tim (48:49):
No, that was a glizzy and I'm covered in sauce whenever I
eat at the crawfish.

Chad (48:53):
Yeah, we put like the sauce and the more sauce on it.

Javier (48:57):
Yeah, yeah, but over there on hewlin we'll go to one
over there it's really good.

Chad (49:02):
There's one that, uh, my barber mentioned.
She said that there's, uh,there's like this crab place
down saginaw main and I've beenwanting to go because, you know,
I like those spots because theybring it in like a big bag
right and they shake it all upwith a bunch of shit, and she
said it was fucking awesome.
So I want to try it out soon.
Yeah, oh man, shout out to AD.

Javier (49:19):
There's one over there on Hewlin, right by where Hazes
and Crystal used to live.
It's right near the traintracks.

Chad (49:26):
Oh yeah.

Javier (49:27):
On Hewlin and it's really good.
It's a treat for us.
We'll go over there and stuffour faces.
I'll bring gloves from work andget messy.

Tim (49:41):
I love this chat because I'm using the camera feature and
I'm asking.
So I asked what is this?
Spread my ass.
This is a Hawthorne snack barmade by Leif and six ingredients
.
It's a fruit-based bar madeprimarily with Hawthorne berries
and five other ingredients, noadditives, strip-shaped with
real ingredients made fromoriginal fruit puree, and the

(50:02):
six ingredients are red dates,hot thorn, cinnamon, barley
lotus seed and Job's tears.

Chad (50:09):
Job's tears From Arrested Development.

Tim (50:13):
Actually, yeah, probably that's funny.
Okay, so we're going to breakoff a piece of this and try it.

Chad (50:18):
All right, so we've all talked about what we've been up
to.
I think that we pretty muchcovered it all.

Tim (50:23):
Yeah, in an hour.
What do we have on the agenda?

Chad (50:24):
Timothy.

Tim (50:26):
Well, let me pull up my notes here.
Oh, this is perfect.

Chad (50:28):
We've got three of these weird Job tears sticks.

Tim (50:34):
All right.
So first off, we've got uh.

Chad (50:40):
Hmm, we got a new pope.
By the way, this is about assweet as you're going to get on
a Chinese snack.
It's like sweet at first andit's like, oh, where'd it go?

Tim (50:50):
A little sour.
Yeah, it's citrusy, it'scitrusy, it's citrusy, all right
.

Javier (50:54):
So we got a new pope.
Is this his body?
The old pope?

Tim (50:59):
Well, I'm going to get to that here in a second, but the
new pope is from America.
Yeah, he's actually fromChicago, the pope.
He's a Sox fan because of theregion of the Chicago area that
he's from.

Chad (51:10):
Nice.

Tim (51:12):
So he's a Sox fan.
That's one thing.
He is changing the holysacraments, so that did come out
.
So the body of Christ is now adipped Italian beef.
It was jardiniere spicyjardiniere Shut the fuck up, and

(51:33):
the blood of Christ is malort.

Chad (51:34):
Yes, chef, yes, chef.
So funny story.
So we went over.
Southside Cellars was doingtheir five year anniversary a
couple of weeks ago.
Shout out to Southside.
They had.
Cantillon.
Yeah, they had Cantillon on top.

Tim (51:47):
They were raffling bottles too, yeah, crazy.

Chad (51:50):
And so met up with like Jordan and Lance over there to
grab a beer.
But we also went to Nickel City.
And what does he do?
He gets shot at.
Malort Right, Because he's adegenerate and so he gets a
couple shots at Malort.
And they didn't bring him outin shot glasses, they had like
these little metal gravy boats,oh nice, At Nickel, yeah, and
we're like why is this?

(52:11):
And Kat was like because thefucking Pope's from Chicago.
And I was like, okay, goodenough for me.

Tim (52:17):
Yeah, so okay, good enough for me.
Yeah, so that's uh, anytimethat lance and I go to um
because he'll randomly hit me up, he's like, hey, we're going to
um nickel.
I'm like, all right, I'll justpop over there, have a couple
drinks and um.
Every single time I walk in,it's either if I'm there first,
I'm getting the malord, if he'sthere first, we're getting the
lord.
We do malord shots every singletime we go out.

Chad (52:35):
Now I've only done two malord shots, and they were both
because of land.

Javier (52:38):
Every time, every time, every time we go to um two lanes
for after we record, we'll gowalk over there, you know, to
get some pizza, yeah, and he'slike you guys got malort.
He's like for the last time wedon't.
And he's like I'm gonna keepasking, I'm gonna keep asking
yes, yes and uh, they're losingout on money.

Chad (52:57):
Do y'all record every week or every other week?

Javier (53:00):
every other week but we't recorded in about a month
because he's been busy.
I've been busy, so I mean.

Chad (53:06):
Shout out to the man for getting out All right.

Tim (53:09):
So back on the Pope, though .
So he's the first American Pope.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
Yes.

Tim (53:13):
Big deal, right, pretty big deal.
He's already an internet icon.

Javier (53:18):
um, he's, uh, he's basically the meme saint gladys
said that he had been fightingevil since before he became the
pope yeah because it was a socksuh astros world series that he
was, what's wild is.

Tim (53:32):
I saw someone post and they were.
It was.
He was she was filming um hermom and her mom was over there
saying like she dated the Popebefore he was the Pope.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
Really Like back in the day Before he renounced
women.
Yeah, yeah.

Tim (53:47):
Like this lady has slept with the Pope.
Also a tuna, can I guess.

Javier (53:50):
Right, that's what I hear.
That's what I hear I'm sure hewas, like I got to go to the
church because my dick is toobig.

Tim (53:56):
Yeah, so again yeah so again.

Javier (53:57):
That's how he talks.
You don't deserve this.
My penis, I'm giving you to theLord.

Tim (54:03):
So here's the whole thing.
So the Vatican just got aMidwestern upgrade because the
new Pope's from Chicago and yes,that means communion now
includes a shot of Malort and ahot Italian beef on a paper
plate.

Javier (54:14):
I heard Portillo's is opening next door to the Vatican
.
They are, they're actuallyopening right in the middle of
it.

Tim (54:23):
So they are.
They're actually opening rightin the middle of it.
So he's got the Holy Spirit,but he also has Jordan-era bulls
energy.
This dude might declare theEucharist invalid if served
without Jordan-era right.

Javier (54:33):
I'm sure he's front of the line to get those Air Jordan
4 white cements next week towhite cements next week.

Tim (54:40):
So, since he's already been , since he became Pope,
everybody's been just talkingabout him.
There's memes popping upeverywhere, All sorts of stuff.
I think this is what I'm justgoing to say it.
I think this is what theCatholic Church needed.
They needed something tobecause it's kind of a pivot.
It's a pivot into the, theculture of today, Right.

Javier (55:01):
It's like dogma, where they change Jesus.
Yeah, kind of yeah, yeah.

Tim (55:06):
I think, I think it is like that.
I think, I think we're going tosee Buddy Christ.
You know he's going to have histhumb out there like that.
Yeah, so in twenty twenty five,the path to St Sainthood starts
with an algorithm.
Uh, the vatican doesn't need aconclave, they need a social
media manager.
Now, um, I think I I thinkthat's actually pretty accurate

(55:28):
but there was a lot of peoplelike.

Javier (55:30):
People were like oh, he didn't say speaking, because I
watched the whole thing, youknow did you have you seen all
the ai edits?

Tim (55:40):
So, first off, there's a shit ton of AI edits popping up
for all sorts of things, thisbeing one of them.
They had him up there and AIedited, basically talking shit
on the Cubs.
Speaking of AI edits, they hadthis whole thing with Caitlin
Clark doing press conferences,talking shit about.

Javier (56:03):
Angel Reese, Bro.
She a scrub.
Angel Reese is a scrub and it'ssome of the funniest stuff ever
.

Tim (56:09):
So now I'm having a hard time understanding what's what,
what Like?
Is this real?

Chad (56:15):
Real life for AI.

Tim (56:16):
Yes, and it's really fucking with me here.

Chad (56:20):
It's gotten pretty good this.

Tim (56:23):
No, the AI stuff yeah.

Chad (56:24):
That's just grilled chicken breast.

Tim (56:28):
Let me.
I don't have any of the Popeones, but I do want to play.
I'm going to use my chopsticks,so this is AI of Caitlin Clark
talking.

AI (56:39):
I shouldn't have fouled Angel Reese on that layup.
We all know she would havemissed it twice anyways.
I was just trying to save herfrom looking really stupid.
I fouled her so hard one of hereyelashes fell off.
I'm the LeBron of women'sbasketball and Angel's the
Michael Jordan of Joe Kim Noah's.
She dribbles like a blind girl.
That's six tequila shots deep.
She's one bad season away fromstarting an OnlyFans page and

(57:02):
selling molds of her beefy tangfor 20 bucks.
Angel has her own special, so Itold her to put the fries in the
bag.
She should be more humble,because she's going to be
selling autographs at a stripclub during lunchtime soon.

Tim (57:14):
If it wasn't for me she'd be doing tricks for check in
order to pay rent, yeah so it's,so that's and that's all.
Ai, what if it wasn't, though?
What if it wasn't?
Dude, at first, when I firststarted seeing these pop up, I
was like holy shit, they'reallowing this ai videos are
getting a lot better too.

Chad (57:33):
They're not like these spaghetti monster things, right
like they're actually spaghettiyeah, actually there was a funny
comparison.
It's like this is what itlooked like when it first came
out, like Sora or whatever, willSmith eating spaghetti, and
then the new one, and itactually looks like it could be
Will Smith eating spaghetti.
It's wild, it's crazy.
It's getting there.
It's getting there, all right.
What did y'all think about thechicken breast?

(57:54):
It's really good.

Tim (57:55):
Chicken breast isn't bad.
It had a lot of flavor.

Javier (57:57):
Damn.
The Chinese really do a goodjob when it comes to these types
of snacks.

Tim (58:03):
All right, so we're just kind of catching up on what's
happening in the world, rightyeah, what do you think about
this number one pick that theMavs have got?

Javier (58:13):
I have a conspiracy, oh Cooper flag.

Tim (58:15):
Well, yeah, so they're getting number one in the draft.

Javier (58:18):
First pick in the draft right.

Tim (58:19):
Likely Cooper.
Flag Likely Cooper flag.

Javier (58:21):
Well, Patrick Dumont, the fucking douchebag, said that
they were going to get him.

Tim (58:27):
Alright, so is this rigged?

Javier (58:29):
Yes.

Tim (58:30):
Because everybody hates Nico so much.

Javier (58:34):
And everybody hates what happened.
They talked about how playerswere giving up to other teams
and that team ended up gettingthe first round pick.
Happened with the Clippers.
Happened with the Pelicans.
Happened with the Lakers nowait, no, not with the Lakers.

Chad (58:58):
What was the percentage chance?
You said 1.8.

Tim (59:00):
Wild Oops, wrong one.
So I want to play this, so thewhole Nico.
Thing.

Javier (59:06):
These are way better than I thought they were going
to be Really good.
What is it?

Chad (59:11):
It is a Chinese snack called Classic Crispy Rice Crust
.

Tim (59:14):
Very delicious, so this is one of my favorite clips that
I've heard.
Hold on real quick, yeah gotcha.

Chad (59:18):
This has got the texture of a cinnamon toast crunch right
, mm-hmm, but then it'sflavorful like a cracker.
You know what?

Javier (59:28):
I mean Very flavorful cracker.

Chad (59:30):
Thanks, Boo Boo.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
Why shouldn't you be fired?
Well one.
I think I've done a really goodjob here and I don't think I
can be judged by the injuriesthis year.
You have to judge from totality, from beginning to end, and so
I think I have a really goodworking relationship with
Patrick.

(59:51):
I think you add in Rick.
The leadership that we have isreally elite, and you'll see
next year when our team comesback.
We're going to be competing fora championship.

Tim (01:00:02):
Watch, All right so you have that one right, that's not
AI.
No, no, that's real, that'sreal, you know that Luka was
important to the fan base.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
I didn't quite know it to what level, but really the
way we looked at it is, ifyou're putting a team on the
floor that's Kyrie Klay, pj,anthony Davis and Lively, we
feel that's a championshipcaliber team and we would have
been winning at a high level andthat would have quieted some of

(01:00:32):
the outrage.
And so, unfortunately, weweren't able to do that, so it
just continued to, you know, goon and on.

Tim (01:00:40):
The fact that the man said I did know that Luka was
important to the fan base.
I didn't quite know to whatlevel Right that tells me that
he is so disconnected from theteam.

Javier (01:00:51):
I think it's just a fucking cop-out, because
obviously they have a.
Dallas did a Luka Doncic dayLike every year.
Yeah, it did a Luka Doncic daylike every year.

Tim (01:01:02):
Yeah, it's a cop-out.

Javier (01:01:03):
How many commercials Jordan Brand commercials do you
see of him?
He's a Jordan Brand athlete, Imean, obviously he's breaking
records.

Chad (01:01:09):
He's on every billboard for the Mavs.

Javier (01:01:12):
Yeah, he's got murals painted of him.
It's just a fucking cop-out.

Chad (01:01:17):
So okay, I have.
I have to be completely honestwith you, I don't really watch
college ball at all.
So tell me a little bit aboutcooper flag, like from if you
were to grade luca a one to ahundred, what like an 89?

Javier (01:01:29):
no, I give him a 94 94.

Chad (01:01:33):
What would you give cooper flag?
So far from what you same thingtwo-way player, offense and
defense generational.

Javier (01:01:39):
they say.
I believe it, you know.
But again, it's kind of toughwith these first-round picks or
these first overall picks, right?
Because you never know who wasthe first-round pick for the.
Who was it Tyrese Halliburtonor Obi Toppin was like the first

(01:02:00):
overall pick.

Chad (01:02:01):
No, they weren't, Wasn't it?
Oh, ant Edwards?
No, it wasn't.
Even Ant wasn't it.

Javier (01:02:05):
It wasn't Lamello no.

Chad (01:02:09):
There was a lot that class .
I thought Lamello had all thehype and he went first and then
Anthony Edwards.
I think is stellar.
Yeah is stellar, yeah, right,but halliburton's stellar too.
They're both better thanlamello.
Yes, that's why it's like it ishard to tell, like a first year
player out of college, how wellthey're going to do years down
the road you know, it's kind ofwith jordan.

Javier (01:02:28):
Like you know, he played his first season, had injuries
the second, and he was out for awhole year.
I mean, you're, you're you?

Tim (01:02:34):
are taking a gamble you are , and because yes, you can.
You can perform at a high levelin the college, but it is
proven that sometimes thatdoesn't translate over into the
actual NBA.

Javier (01:02:46):
Yeah, I mean, look after all this stuff with Luka.
Now they're saying that theHawks won the draft because Luka
was traded to the Mavericks.
The Hawks won because theystill have their player who was
picked over Luka?

Tim (01:03:01):
But you know this whole thing with Niko Harris.
You know it's bad wheneverCharles Barkley is telling him
basically to shut the fuck up.

Javier (01:03:08):
Yeah, he's like shut, just stop.

Tim (01:03:09):
Yeah.

Javier (01:03:10):
Stop doing presses.

Tim (01:03:11):
Yeah, he should have stopped, but I cannot imagine.
I cannot imagine basicallybeing the most hated man in NBA
right now.
You go to a game and all theyare chanting is Fire, nico.

Javier (01:03:26):
Everywhere.
It was an SMU basketball game.
He got booed over there.
He said Fire Nico.
Yeah, it was wild.

Chad (01:03:32):
Was Halliburton the first.
How did you know?
I was looking it up.
Anthony Edwards was number one,then James Wiseman, who, oh,
fuck yeah, he fell off.
Know, I was looking it up.
Uh, anthony edwards was numberone.
Uh, then james wiseman, who, ohfuck yeah, he fell off the face
of the planet.
Right, lamello, patrickwilliams, isaac okoro, onyeko
kongwu, killian hayes, obitoppin, denny of uh abdija, and
then jaylen smith is the onlyother other than uh ant and uh

(01:04:05):
lamello he went uh tyreesaliburn went 12th god damn,
yeah, all right it's.
Is he still?
He's in the the last four,right yeah?

Javier (01:04:14):
right, no, yeah, this is yeah.
Yeah, he's been killing it Himand.

Chad (01:04:18):
Anthony are both in it right now.
Yeah.

Tim (01:04:21):
So I want to step away from the sports talk.
I just wanted to bring that upbecause you know the star.
We'll just chat about the stars, real quick.

Javier (01:04:29):
Tonight's the start of the Western Conference finals,
right Game one.

Tim (01:04:33):
Uh-huh, game one.
This has been a hold my breath,man, because I?
This has been a hold my breathman, just watch, because I'm not
watching the games.
I'm.
I refuse to watch the gamesbecause I feel like if I watch
them I'm gonna jinx them.
Same same.
Because the last.
So I went, the first hockeygame I went to this season um,
we, we lost.
I was like I don't need to behere, don't need to be here, um,

(01:04:54):
let me learn.
And so now I get the updates onmy phone and that's, that's
good enough for me, and thenI'll watch the highlights.
I'm like, okay, cool, we'reahead.
Because I just fear.
As soon as because it was thesame thing I watched the Mavs
and I started getting reallyinto wanting to watch them.
I put it on and we're losing.
And we're losing every singlegame, the game I went to and

(01:05:20):
every game I watched, we werelosing need to do this.
Yeah, um I feel like the guy.
I feel like.
I feel like, um, what was thedude from silver lining playbook
?
Oh uh, robert de niro.
Yeah, I feel like him.
Like you gotta sit in a certainseat you gotta wear a certain
jersey.
Yeah, I do that yeah, so justnot watching, I'm just keeping
up with it.

Javier (01:05:30):
I get the stars update on my phone if they score in my
hands on my wiener, then it'sstaying there the entire game,
the entire game, yeah, so so weso did.

Chad (01:05:37):
Y'all know that rar is done yeah yeah, saturday was the
last day saturday was the lastday that they've been in the
building for like 20 years,which is wild.
I've been going for.
We've been going for like 15years.
I know that I've been goingsince, like super bowl was here
for sure, right, yeah, um, so wewent because it's the last day
and then the game was going on,right, and so we went over and
hopped over to the chat room towatch the last period and I

(01:05:59):
hadn't been in a bar for asports game match whatever in a
long time and, dude, the energyeven in the chat room was wild,
yeah in that overtime shit thatwas.
It was fun.
I forgot how fun it is to watcha game in a bar like I remember
watching most of the worldseries for the rangers a couple
years back in, you know, like uhI think it depends on the bar,

(01:06:20):
though, because I mean, like ifyou went to the Amber Room it
very much depends on the bar.
But you know, like that's whenyou're going to get that energy
right, that you can't get ithome.
But you're not going to go tothe game.
Or you can't or it's tooexpensive.
You're still going to get agood amount of energy.

Javier (01:06:34):
Like Like down and out.

Chad (01:06:35):
Shit They've been killing.
We almost went to down and out.
I'm like I want to be able toorder a drink.
That place is going to befucking packed.

Javier (01:06:42):
They were posting videos of the overtime win man.
I can't.

Tim (01:06:48):
Tonight they have a thing going on, so I want to go and I
will go to Victory Plaza orwhatever when we start, if we go
to the Stanley Cup.

Javier (01:06:57):
If we go to the Stanley Cup, if we go to the Stanley Cup
.

Tim (01:06:59):
I'm going to go out there, yeah for sure.
Just take the yeah, TRE willpregame how many games do we
have to do to win?
Four.
So we still got four games.
When we make this Because we'regoing to go to the Stanley Cup,
yeah, hold on.
We're going to go to StanleyCup, so it's four games, right?
Yeah, we've got to win fourgames, so I guess by game two or

(01:07:20):
game three or whatever.
If we're up 3-1, then yeah,we're going to be out there.

Javier (01:07:24):
Just like this.
Last time, yeah, because wewere up 3-1, and then they won.

Tim (01:07:28):
Yeah.

Javier (01:07:28):
And so when I watched it , and then I but I will start at
once.

Tim (01:07:32):
We hit game three out.
I'm going to go to Victory.
Plaza.
I want to be there for that.
I can't go to the game.
I want to be there for that.

Chad (01:07:41):
Let me know, man, I'll probably be at work.
I'll just come right on over.

Tim (01:07:44):
Just come right on over, we'll hang out.
There's stuff there, right?

Chad (01:07:47):
Tons of stuff.
I've never really had VictoryPlaza.
There's two or three reallycool bars right there in the
little plaza.

Tim (01:07:54):
It's going to be packed, yeah, and I understand that.
But for once, I want toexperience that and I will call.
If we win, I will call off forthe parade.
I will go to the parade.

Chad (01:08:04):
Yeah, same, yeah Same.

Tim (01:08:06):
I want to be there because I didn't get to do it for the
Mavs championship and I didn'tget to do it for I didn't get to
do it for the.
Rangers.
My parents did.
I didn't get to do it forwhenever the Stars won the
Stanley Cup, yeah.
So this will be a first and I'mreally looking forward to that.
I don't want to wait until hegets back We'll start talking
about this, but I want to bringup this whole.
Like Kanye's taken, like he'sdoubled down Okay, he has

(01:08:30):
doubled down with anti-Semitic,pro-Hitler stuff with this most
recent track.

Chad (01:08:36):
Some track.
He's got music out.
Oh yeah, dude, I have not evenpaying attention on x.

Tim (01:08:41):
Um, I don't think it can be released on.
Uh, yeah, uh song amassedmillions of streams on x.
It was taken down from likepretty much everything else, but
he's basically uh.
He released a new song.
Uh the title uh was blurred incontroversy which he explicitly
praises adolf hitler shut thefuck up.
We're talking about kanye andhis adolf hitler track he didn't

(01:09:04):
.

Chad (01:09:04):
You didn't know about this either.
Good, because I had no idea.
I thought I was the only one.

Tim (01:09:08):
So yeah, he's, uh, it's, it's been, it's been streaming
on x, uh, which is now this.
Uh, you know, x is now acts asa pseudo streaming service under
elon musk's free speech crusade.
Um, I'm all for free freespeech, right?
Yeah, to an extent I thinkgermany's doing it right.
Where they you get in troublefor doing pro hitler things.
Um, yeah, it's absolutelyinsane.

(01:09:30):
So just when you, when wethought kanye uh couldn't spiral
deeper, he went full final bossof cancel, cancel and made
Hitler the feature.
No remix, no irony, just Hitlerwas misunderstood with an 808.

Javier (01:09:44):
I'm not even listening to anything.
I told you I ordered stuff fromhis website in December and I
got it like a month ago and I'mlike, oh okay, these are okay.
The sock shoes, no, no, Ialready had those, those are
trash Like the.

Tim (01:10:05):
Did you buy the shirt?
What do you expect for 20 bucks?
Did you buy the shirt?
I didn't Hell, no, oh, okay.

Javier (01:10:10):
Just walking around with a swastika.

Tim (01:10:11):
I was like don't tell me, you bought the shirt it had like
slides not slides, but likeflippies, like it's like a clog.

Javier (01:10:19):
It's a clog okay it's a fucking clog and I'm like these
are weird, like what the fuck isthe deal with these?
There's no badging or anythingon it yeah it's like you could
have bought it on timu which,yeah, probably, which, probably
there yeah so all right.

Chad (01:10:32):
So what a fucking down, didn't, didn't he like?
So a couple things.
We talked about him in thenitrous, right?
He's now suing the dentist orwhatever, because he's saying he
got him hooked.
Okay, but yeah, it takes someresponsibility too, though.

Maddox (01:10:45):
But yeah cool.

Chad (01:10:47):
And then also, isn't he getting a divorce?
He got divorced yeah.

Javier (01:10:50):
He's already divorced he's already divorced Dude.

Chad (01:10:53):
how quick was this one?
It's only been like a year ortwo, right?

Javier (01:10:59):
Yeah, yeah, was this one .
It's only been like a year ortwo, right, yeah, yeah, fucking,
why they actually changed therules to the uh, I forgot what
awards show.
Or con music, the con filmfestival, about dress code, like
you can't wear anything that'ssheer or you're showing body
parts yeah, they changed because, like, well, she showed up the
grammys, because she showed upnaked pretty much.
Yeah, I love the body, love thehuman body is fucking great,
love it.

Tim (01:11:20):
But you know they're like so I mean, at this point, I
think we've reached a pointwhere Kanye is basically playing
chicken with morality, that'sabout right and he's kind of
losing it.
People take it as thinking it'slike well, this is performance
art or whatever.
But there's got to be a pointto where it's not right.

(01:11:40):
It's no, it's this.
There's no way this performanceart.
And you see like old kanyepictures where like, and he was
like anti-fascist or whatever,he's got a shirt with a nazi
right, and now he's got onewithout the the x over the front
of it.
It's wild, um.

Javier (01:11:53):
So this has now become propaganda with a beat, it feels
like if you want to goreference this, go back to our
episode of the Rise and Fall ofKanye West.

Tim (01:12:01):
He's also come out and said that he is, I believe, part of
the KKK now.

Chad (01:12:06):
Jesus Christ, so he was not.
Kenan did an impression ofKanye on this week's SNL.
He was so fucking good becauseMike Myers is as himself going
into an elevator and then Kanyegets, or Ye gets into the
elevator with him with a littlething of nitrous and they talk

(01:12:28):
about how they haven't seen eachother since the whole President
Bush doesn't like black peoplething from back in the early
2000s.
It was such a good skit, thoughit was pretty funny, because
Mike Myers is like scared to bein an elevator alone with Kanye
and he's like anyone, please getin the elevator.
They're like we'll take thenext one.
It was such a good skit, it waspretty funny.

Tim (01:12:48):
So Kanye is not misunderstood.
He's not misunderstood, he'sjust monetizing outrage.
That's my hot take on this.
He's just monetizing outrage.
I don't know if he fullybelieves this.
Maybe he does, maybe I'm givinghim too much benefit of the

(01:13:09):
doubt that he actually doesn'tbelieve this and he's just
doubling down on.
There's no such thing as badpress.
All press is good press, right?
I don't know, maybe I'm not,but the more he puts out there,
the more people are looking intoit.
The more people are streaming,the more people are are giving
him I don't know, but his, his.

Chad (01:13:29):
I feel like his og fans are dropping them right because
it's not, it's not good, it'snot old kanye, it's not.
And all he's doing is pullingin these like small time.
They're just listening to itbecause it's the flavor of the
week, type shit.
So it's not going to be likelong term exposure Well,
exposure, yes, like he's goingto be on the news fucking

(01:13:49):
constantly, but not like longterm, like actually liking his
art.

Javier (01:13:54):
So I'm very glad we're talking about Kanye right now,
because I have a question to ask, and this is not about himself.
Like him himself, let's say,like you saw somebody text you
or messages you like, hey, yourpicture is on a thing and I saw
it on the Internet.
Like a picture of you is onthere, like not a bad picture,

(01:14:18):
but somebody's using yourpicture that you took and it's
being it's online.
Like what would you think?

Chad (01:14:26):
Say this again what do you mean?

Tim (01:14:27):
So you took a picture and someone else is using it.

Javier (01:14:31):
You saw a picture of somebody online Somebody tells
you they saw a picture of youonline and they're like hey, bro
, your picture's on this thingand it's funny, I'm just gonna
okay.
So I had a couple friends verycryptic.
I had a couple of friendsmessage me and they're like dude
, your picture is on a thumbnailof a podcast about kanye and

(01:14:57):
he's using your picture.
It's his thumbnail and I'm likewhat the fuck?
It was our cop friend.

Chad (01:15:05):
Okay.

Javier (01:15:06):
And another buddy of mine that I used to work with,
and I go over there and I'm likewhat is he talking about?
Sure as shit, Look at this guyshooting with.

Chad (01:15:19):
Kanye.
What the fuck.
That's the picture of youmeeting Kanye that one time yes.

Tim (01:15:24):
Oh, that's wild.

Chad (01:15:25):
It's got 146,000 views.
Yeah, from six days ago.

Javier (01:15:31):
Yes, and so I'm like what the fuck?

Chad (01:15:33):
That's wild.
So this is a podcast, someoneelse's podcast, so he's, I guess
a shooter locally.

Javier (01:15:40):
Don't eat this Locally.
He's a guy.
He's a Second Amendment guy.

Chad (01:15:48):
Because Defender Outdoors, that's where he was Got it Okay
.

Javier (01:15:50):
And so he was saying like, well, he went in there and
I was giving him the rules andhe didn't shoot anything.
Did you already get some ofthis?

Chad (01:15:59):
Yeah.

Javier (01:16:00):
This me, yeah, all you it's a sponge cake.

Tim (01:16:02):
It's a bubble waffle.
It's not very sweet.
Be good with some syrup.
That might be what that is.
I was just doing it.
Somebody ordered pancakes.

Javier (01:16:10):
I just took the syrup.
Nope, they were like, yeah, hewas nice outside.

Chad (01:16:17):
I'm just thinking so they're on there talking shit
about Kanye.

Javier (01:16:21):
Yeah.

Tim (01:16:21):
Okay, gotcha, that's funny that your picture's on there.
Yeah, I thought you weretalking about the episode that
we did and somehow they justtook your face and was using
that.

Chad (01:16:30):
I was like that's wild.
So they used the DefenderOutdoors post and you were on
that post.

Javier (01:16:34):
Yeah.

Tim (01:16:39):
Yeah on that post.
Yeah, yeah, it was a picture Iposted and they reposted it,
yeah, yeah.
So I think we're at a point nowthat if I think we should use
this, this should be like oursocial media, or social media or
social meter is, if alex jonesbegins to say, whoa, you need to
chill to kanye, that's how weknow like it's too far, because
I mean, they're turning thefreaking frogs.
Gay, right, yeah, yeah.

(01:17:00):
So I think that's something weneed to look at.
But, like Kanye has gone, soleft field, right, we went from
Jesus walks to goose-steppingbeats.
It's getting a bit ridiculousDude.

Chad (01:17:15):
when I was in Houston, I saw this guy that looked exactly
like Alex Jones.

Tim (01:17:19):
He probably was him.

Chad (01:17:20):
I told Sarish.
I was like holy fuck, I thinkthat that's.
I couldn't remember his name atthe time.
I was like that's the guy thatJavier does a really good
impression of on the show.
And she's like what are youtalking about?
I was like the fucking weirdo,the guy that does all the shows
and shit.
And she's like.
And so I had to look him up andI realized that he's bald now.
So I know it wasn't him becausethis guy had hair, but I swear
he looked just like Alex Jonesthree years ago, like the dude

(01:17:42):
looks just fucking.
It was wild, wasn't him?

Tim (01:17:53):
So Kanye's career is now just a speed run to infamy,
which is something that we allwanted to live in All three of
us and the worst part is that weare all still watching it.

Chad (01:18:00):
I'm not.
I'm pretty checked out, to behonest.
I'm not I'm watching it then.

Javier (01:18:04):
I'm not interested in anything he does anymore, like
if I see something he's tradingsomewhere.
I'm like Racism, kkk, hitler.

Chad (01:18:14):
My curiosity is not even going to win on this song.
I don't even care.
At first I'm like, oh, do Iwant to listen to it?
And then immediately I was like, no, no, I do not.
Why would I want to listen tothat?
I don't know.
All right, do you want to do?

Tim (01:18:28):
it.
No, I haven't listened to it.
I have not listened to it.
I haven't gone and tried.
I want to.
You know we're coming to alittle bit towards the end of
our show here.
I hate my ass and I want to who.
I want to bring up the.
This is a Florida fiction andthis is a segment.

Javier (01:18:50):
Is this a game?

Tim (01:18:50):
yes, this is a game.
Florida, florida or fictionokay, brunch crimes and aquatic
assaults, all right.
So it's time for florida andfiction.
I'm gonna read a headline.
You guess if it's real or ifit's made up on a bad edible.
Okay, okay, all right.
So, uh, round number oneheadline florida.
Man turns iguanas intobreakfast meat amid egg

(01:19:12):
inflation.
So he actually turns iguanaeggs into breakfast.
Uh, iguana eggs yeah, iguanaeggs.

Chad (01:19:19):
Okay, I think if it was just iguanas, I would say yes,
iguana eggs.

Tim (01:19:22):
I'm gonna say no I'm gonna say no too, that's actually real
.
I started uh harvesting iguanaeggs and uh cooking them up I
feel like that's a very smallamount of.

Chad (01:19:31):
I feel like it is too, but you know whenever eggs are so
expensive all right, uh, floridaman tried to marry dolphin for
tax purposes uh, fake wait holdon say

Tim (01:19:44):
it again florida, man try, don't be googling this I'm not.
I'm not.
Florida man tried to marrydolphin for tax purposes no, no
all right, you're correct, thatwas fiction.
Still less weird than half theshit that actually happens in
tallahassee man does weird.

Javier (01:19:56):
Now, Florida man does weird shit, but Florida man
ain't fucking no dolphin.

Tim (01:20:00):
Alright, so Florida man throws live gator through
Wendy's drive-thru window.

Javier (01:20:04):
Yes.

Tim (01:20:05):
True, that is correct.
Nice, okay, oh no, what justhappened?

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
Oh no.

Tim (01:20:15):
Oh no, I accidentally opened up a whole new note.
Oh yeah, oh no, oh no, Iactually opened up a whole new
note.
Oh yeah, oh no, when was I?

Javier (01:20:20):
Oh no, oh, I got my new license.
Florida man, your real ID.
Yes, my real ID.
Look at it, dude, that thingcame out like years ago.

Tim (01:20:28):
Florida man attempts to sue Disney over PTSD from Haunted
Mansion.

Javier (01:20:32):
Yes.

Tim (01:20:33):
What?
Florida man attempts to sueDisney over PTSD from Haunted
Mansion.
No, you're saying no, there'sghosts around me.
It is false.
Yeah, raspberries, all right.

Javier (01:20:45):
Florida man's going to they let me keep my headband on.
I see that.

Chad (01:20:50):
They ain't giving no shit.

Javier (01:20:51):
I look like you have to leave your headband on.
Yeah, I look like a Mexicanduck dynasty guy.

Chad (01:20:59):
That's exactly what you look like.
Holy shit, that's a goodcomparison.
Fuck my cousin.

Tim (01:21:04):
All right, and to finish off with a separate segment.
That's not Florida.
This is going to be Holy ShitHistory.

Speaker 6 (01:21:10):
Okay, All right, so that was it on the Florida.
I won one.

Tim (01:21:14):
You won that.
I got one up.
I never win.

Chad (01:21:17):
You always win those things, man.
You're good at that shit.
All right it's guessing.

Javier (01:21:22):
most of the time it's always guessing.
You're a better guesser than Iam All right.

Tim (01:21:27):
So for holy shit history, it's not a game.
But I want to bring up a littlebit of Pope trivia.
Did you know?
In 1897, in 897 AD, popeStephen IV literally dug up the
corpse of Pope Formos orFormosis whatever that other
pope was who had been dead fornine months, and put him on

(01:21:49):
trial.

Chad (01:21:50):
Shut the fuck up.

Tim (01:21:51):
It's true, right?
Yes, it is true.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's history.
This man touched children.
So Pope Stephen, yeah, PopeStephen IV, that's a regular ass
name.
It's history.
This man touched children, soPope.

Javier (01:21:58):
Stephen.

Tim (01:21:58):
yeah, Pope Stephen IV, that's a regular ass name or the
V, I mean Literally dug up thiscorpse.

Javier (01:22:02):
So you're telling me there were four other popes
named Stephen.

Tim (01:22:05):
I guess.
Well, we're on Louis, though.

Chad (01:22:06):
Whatever Leo Did y'all know that they choose the name
based off of their the otherpopes, their background yeah,
and who they were.

Javier (01:22:19):
They're gonna kind of rain ass, right?
Yeah, I didn't know that.
So pope john paul the first,now pope john paul the second
named himself after the firstbecause he died really quick.

Chad (01:22:25):
The first died like within a month.
Oh wow, I think so.
He did it just kind of out oflike memorandum.

Tim (01:22:30):
Yeah, got you so the reason why pope stephen, which is a
wild name for pope stephen, popejesse pope, uh, asshole.

Javier (01:22:39):
No, that's not a name.
Pope, jimmy Pope, jimmy Pope,dale Earnhardt V.

Tim (01:22:46):
Can we get Dale into sainthood Supporting the wrong?
So he dug him up and put him ontrial for supporting the wrong
political faction, which was theyeah.

Chad (01:22:59):
So it was another empire that was over steven's, uh
allies from uh spoleto this mansaid a pineapple on a pizza
always I didn't realize they'reso political too, like it's uh,
I mean, when you think about it,like the president of the
united states has probably someof the most power and or one
power and at least one of themost well-known people across

(01:23:19):
the world, right, but Pope is upthere too.
Like it's wild how much controlthey have, and so there, yeah,
I never really thought aboutlike the political piece so
during the.

Tim (01:23:29):
During the trial, the corpse was dressed in the
popular robes, propped up in achair and assigned a deacon to
speak for him he wanted me totell you, and this is fucked up
man.

Chad (01:23:41):
the old days were the best .

Tim (01:23:44):
He was found guilty, stripped of titles, had his
blessing fingers chopped off andwas thrown in the Tiber River.
The public hated it.
Stephen was overthrown monthslater and strangled in prison.

Javier (01:23:57):
Yeah, no shit, that is fucked up.
It's almost as terrible.
Men accusing women of beingwitches, like in Jamestown
because, they didn't want todate them.
This woman's a witch.
She told me that I canmasturbate or jump off a roof
and chug four locos, so this wasliterally a Pope version of

(01:24:21):
Weekend at Bernie's.

Tim (01:24:22):
I feel like you know you just propped him up.
This wasn't justice.
It was a medieval roast with anactual corpse.
Pope Stephen invented cancelculture by literally canceling a
dead guy.
This is why you always checkthe job description.
Pope apparently includes corpsecourt literally canceling a
dead guy.
This is why you always checkthe jobs, the job, the job
description.
Pope apparently includes corpsecourt judge.

(01:24:42):
It's the wildest thing thatI've ever seen in, one of the
wildest things in history.
And we got a new pope andhopefully he doesn't dig up.

Javier (01:24:51):
Uh, pope francis, I think we're okay he's like jimmy
hoffa's body's buried in one ofthese buildings.
He might actually know he might.
He's a saint.

Tim (01:25:01):
Yeah, all right, so I put the murder squad murders, that's
all I got From the chat.

Chad (01:25:07):
Did they have sunglasses back then Because?

Tim (01:25:09):
that's what I feel, like you put the sunglasses on the
Pope.

Chad (01:25:13):
They like marionette the old Pope.

Javier (01:25:16):
He's like a Muppet.

Tim (01:25:17):
Somebody's got a hand up his ass so I didn't realize that
the vatican had like a uhsabaro.

Javier (01:25:23):
Well they, they paid.

Tim (01:25:25):
Chad knows, he went over there no, they basically have
like a, two sabaros.
They have like a, like a, not ahotel, like a, an apartment.
That is not really where thepope normally would stay, but
like, like, because Pope Francistook a whole like vow of
poverty or whatever he stayed inthe poor people's, the poor
Pope house.

Javier (01:25:45):
Yeah, poor Pope house.
We got two houses, one to reachup.
I want a poor Pope.

Chad (01:25:51):
He just sleeps in the Popemobile.

Tim (01:25:53):
Yeah, I think so, francis.
Was he actually changed thepopemobile away from the bubble
one because he felt like hewasn't connected to the people?
He wanted to be part of people.
And you know what?

Javier (01:26:04):
nobody tried to assassinate him he just had a
bunch of glory holes around it.
He's like hey, who wants to getthe clothes?
I do not.
I'm kidding, I'm so sorry.

Tim (01:26:14):
All right, so we done with the Pope stuff.
We're done with the Pope stuff.
We're done with the episodestuff.
We're done with the episode.
The one thing before I want toclose it out.

Chad (01:26:21):
I want to go watch friendship with you guys.
You mentioned it.

Tim (01:26:25):
It looks so good it looks like one long episode of.

Chad (01:26:29):
I think you should leave.
I mean, come on, paul.

Javier (01:26:31):
Rudd the trailer looks weird, though, cause it's like,
oh, let's go watch the newmarvel.
And she's like my ex-boyfriendinvited me out to drinks and I'm
just like bitch, like reallybitch.

Tim (01:26:45):
But it feels like I think you should leave mixed with the
room.
Yeah.

Chad (01:26:50):
Dude.
I watched a movie that is roomworthy.

Javier (01:26:53):
Okay, so you brought this up about you watching that
new weekend movie.

Chad (01:26:58):
Obviously, boys know I'm a weekend fan.
Yes, you are right, um.
And so it was like it was thepre-release fan event right on
last wednesday, and so we went.
Did y'all ever watch the idol,the?

Javier (01:27:15):
show I refuse to watch it.

Chad (01:27:17):
It was fucking awful.
It was so bad, like the acting,the storyline, the filmography,
everything was just justhorseshit and I was like dude
learned his lesson.
He did?
The idol.
He fucked it up.
Now he's coming up with a moviewith a full album which is
essentially the soundtrack.
This has got it going on.
It was horseshit.

(01:27:39):
It was so bad.
I wanted to like it, so much hehad Jenna Ortega.

Javier (01:27:44):
I'm tired of Jenna Ortega now because she's in
everything.
Yeah, I mean I would, yes, butI mean she's in everything.

Chad (01:27:53):
And then also the Irish guy from Salt Burn.

Javier (01:27:57):
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Chad (01:27:57):
Yeah, those are the three main characters essentially, but
it's so bad.

Javier (01:28:03):
I think the real star of the film was the Weeknd's
veneers because, that's the onlything everyone's talking about.

Chad (01:28:12):
Yeah, there were parts that were okay, don't get me
wrong.
There were some really cool,like the music.
At one point the camera'sfollowing him on stage.
You kind of get the feel likeyou are in the middle of a crowd
because he's playing himself inthe movie, which also pissed me
off, because then they're doingall these things.
I'm like okay, so you're justbeing you.

Javier (01:28:34):
Is she supposed to be Selena Gomez, or something?

Chad (01:28:37):
No, no, but like I don't know, it just seemed, it seemed
it.
It seemed pretty like oh, it'svery selfish, like what a dick,
like he.
Just it was basically a movieabout himself by himself with
his music.
Parts of it talk about hismusic and breaking down what the
song meant.
Like it just seemed so likejust vanity it's just vain, van

(01:29:00):
vain as fuck.
And like, I like him until likeI'd lost a lot of love for him
because of the movie, to behonest with you.
But that would be a good drinkuntil it's funny movie and guess
what?
It won't be funny the wholething.
It'll just be a drink movie.

Tim (01:29:13):
You're just gonna get drunk .
Uh, christy says she wants tosee it too.
Um, christ, christy, I willextend the invite.
If it's in Northeast Mall,herbie can stay home and take
care of the kids.

Chad (01:29:23):
Yeah, we need to do like a friendship movie.

Javier (01:29:25):
We can definitely do that.

Chad (01:29:26):
Invite everybody that listens to the podcast, all the
friends.

Tim (01:29:30):
Yeah, I'm going to double check, but I believe I saw it
playing at Northeast Mall.

Chad (01:29:35):
That would be awesome, because the only ones I saw were
like fucking Dallas and thatwould suck Right.

Tim (01:29:40):
And then I jumped ahead to Monday and I was like Northeast,
I'm here yeah.

Chad (01:29:43):
I only looked at this weekend, so you're probably
right.
That would be great.
I'm completely down and it'sMemorial Day, oh shit, oh, that
might be rough.

Tim (01:29:54):
Going to the moon Going to the moon.

Chad (01:29:56):
No, I'm not going to the moon on Monday, going to the
movie Our boy's got a, jd's gota thing.

Tim (01:30:02):
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, the Crawfords yeah.
Might not work, huh.

Chad (01:30:06):
Maybe not Monday, but definitely next week.
I'm down.

Tim (01:30:08):
If it's playing there, because I think it's not playing
everywhere in every theater.
That's the thing.

Chad (01:30:12):
Yeah, let's figure it out.
We Catch us on social media.
We'll see if anyone else wantsto meet us up there.

Tim (01:30:17):
We'll do a post and just say, hey, we're going to be here
, yeah, here at the time.
And.

Javier (01:30:21):
I guess man shout out to George Wendt he died today.
I never saw Cheers.
Where'd he go?
He died.

Chad (01:30:28):
He went.

Javier (01:30:29):
He went to hell, I mean heaven, I don't know.
So cheers.

Tim (01:30:35):
Cheers to you, George.
I don't have a drink, but youknow.

Chad (01:30:36):
Cheers, put up a cup and shout out to our caller today.
That was fun.
Yeah, shout out.
Maddox Appreciate you.
Maddox, if you want to do so,please make sure you follow us
on all things social media.
At the Funky Panther, you canfind it on thefunkypanthercom
Call text.

Tim (01:30:53):
Leave us a voicemail, your mom can come to watch the movie
too.
Oh, she can come, alright.

Chad (01:30:57):
She said bring the gummies .
She'll bring the gummies.
Alright, stay good everybody.

Tim (01:31:01):
I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'm disappointed.
And we are the Funky Panther.

Chad (01:31:06):
Three best friends and anyone can have all we love.
Bye.

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