"Fixing Immigration and Isolation One F*ed-Up Idea at a Time"

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following episode of the Funky Panther podcast
contains explicit language andmature themes.
Listener, discretion is advised.
If you're still with us, take ashot, take a puff, do whatever
it is that you do to getcomfortable.
The boys are about to take youon a wild ride.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Get in here.
We gotta to the Funky Panthercoming to you from Fort Worth,
texas.
We have got a show for you hereon episode 187.
187, bitch, so sit back, relax,try to enjoy and let's get into
it.
I'm Chad.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I'm Javier, I'm Tim and we are the Funky Panthers.
What's up, boys?
How's today, wednesday?
My days are fucked up.
They've been fucked up forabout a week or so.
How's today, wednesday?
How's today's day?
How are we doing, boys, dayafter?

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I'm a white American, so I'm doing fine, yeah, and
I'm a guy, so I'm not going tohave any problems whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Shout out to all the illegals in my family that are
here you got to go, man.
I'm sorry You're about to getshipped off to Boston, or.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Mexico.
We're shipping up to Boston,yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
We're shipping out to Boston.
No yeah, that's wild.
Do we want to start off withthat?

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Well, if there was not, a time to pick up arms than
any other time.
It's right now, yes.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Thank you.
Racism is solved forever fromthe Funky Panther Because we
picked up arms.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
I wish we were alive whenever I think we were, but we
were just too young.
We are alive.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Right now here on the Funky Panther.
You can follow us, subscribe,you know, youtube channel.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Go ahead and do that.
Hands across america.
Did you ever see that we werelike in the 70s?
We were small children, not 80swait, was this?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
oh yes, coke coke did the poster in elementary school
with all the kids like holdinghands or whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
That was america that was the thing they did but
people a world record yeah, butpeople were doing it to like
literally hug the world.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
They all laid down with their bellies in there, and
then there was a train trackrolling.
Each and every those that wereon that had the, they got drawn
the ocean part.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
You know, Short straw .

Speaker 6 (02:57):
We're so happy that they that they participated.
Yeah.
And they will.
Their memory will be with us.
Thanks for your sacrifice.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Christy says must be nice for you white boys, yeah
that's what I said yes, and.
I guess Lance is running theEmotaku page.
There isn't enough alcohol onthe table for today's events.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
You're not wrong.
Actually, jay reached out.
She's like are y'all doing theshow tonight or are you just
drinking?
And I'm like that's a reallygood question.
I don't know why you asked it.
Are you just trying to hintthat we need to be drinking
instead of doing this show?
We'll do both.
We'll do both.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I was about to text you boys because me and Lance
did an episode of Ball Bag atHoppin' about two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, tfi my dude.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Oh yeah, sorry, we didn't know.
Well, we did know, you didn't.
Well, it was a lot of fun.
First off, we met one of thegirls that works here.
She's really cool.
She helped us pour the beerbecause we both sucked at
pouring beer.
So it was really good.
We had a great episode, I think, and then we went to you sound
like Trump just now.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
We had a great episode, I think.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
It was a fantastic episode.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, he would never say I stayed I know that was
like oh, I'm getting too old.
I shouldn't have said that part.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
It was 1986.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Thank you, yeah, so we were just a little bit too
young, but they literally heldhands across.
And if we I personally thinkthat we can solve all of
America's problems right now isif we just held hands across the
United States.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Of course they're going to want all the Mexicans
to be closer to the border.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, that's obvious.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, what?
To be closer to the border?
Yeah, that's, that's obvious.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
What we're doing is creating a new wall.
It's like an attack on titan.
It's just like making walls outof humans and yeah it's more
like a red rover better notfucking come over.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
That kind of thing oh my god I do believe that's what
, uh, that that is what they'rewanting to do yeah, yeah, it's a
red rover game.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Um, if you make it through, you get to stay it's
gonna be like hunger games,mexico, like uh, if you're, but
I will say this.
I will say this uh, mexico'spresident, the new one, she's
gonna start cleaning up, doing alot of work.
I'm picking up, uh, where theformer president, uh, that's why
elon's like all like hatesmexico.
Now they were supposed to havetheir um battery, um operations

(05:06):
in Mexico.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, like lithium factories and all that stuff,
yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
But now the Mexicans are creating their own electric
car like, designed and createdin Mexico.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Let me ask you something.
I've actually never looked intothis Does Mexico have any cars
that they have manufactured,made on their own?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I mean they.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Like I mean the.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Chihuahua Diablo.
I think that one comes fromMexico.
Yeah, I think the.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I can't tell if you're being racist right now or
if you're serious, the QuesoFlamado, that one.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
That one's like the lowrider one it's electric
though it's electric, no, butfor real like taco meat.
There was just one called tacomeat.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I think they're all from the same vendor, though I
think, now that trump gotreelected, you could just be
racist, can't you just say ohyeah, I think it's called taco
burrito, chihuahua, car poweredout of tortilla flour and, uh,
quesadillas.
Is that what that is?
Chad?
I don't know, they're justsaying a bunch of.

(06:06):
It's just like yeah, tacoburrito.
I'm curious though.
What's that?
Taco flavored kisses?
Are you going to do that next?
Are you going to be fuckingJ-Lo?
Taco burrito, taco, tacoburrito burrito.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, but I'm pretty sure there was a minivan called
Duvaline right.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
It duvaline right it was like multi-colored.
I did hear that j-lo is gonnabe um.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
It's gonna be the but , but for real like I'm curious,
like did mexico like ever makelike mexico parts makes the
parts right?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
yeah, volkswagen, I know a lot of everything's
assembled here but um, but dothey have their own actual
manufacturer right like I don'tknow?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
I think they have one car and I think they've made
fun of it.
I think the mexicans themselvesmay have made fun of it.
Is it pretty bad?
I think so, but they're thereagain.
They have different brands thatthey have there that they don't
have here.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
They have seat which is like spelled seat yeah, and
you can get like the toyotahylux over there.
Yeah, the hyux is making afucking name.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
No, I swear to god, like the, if they call it, say I
want a helix, is it hylux?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I thought it was helix but either way I want one.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
I'm gonna say that I think I think emo otaku's got a.
They've got a really good idea.
If you make it through theninja warrior course, then
you've got full citizenship yeah, no questions asked.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
No questions asked.
Yeah, because that obviouslyshows that you're a patriot and
a good person at heart.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
But I want to know what would your games be?
Because you know the NinjaWarriors got all this stuff.
You've got to climb, you've gotto jump over stuff.
So the American version, whatis that going to be?
The American version?
You have to stuff your facewith pies.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
You have to have a hot dog eating contest.
And a hot dog eating contest.
Hot dog eating contest is thefinal round, because what's more
?
Hot dog eating contest and thenthe.
Whenever there's 10 secondsleft, you have to scarf down
like as much as of an apple pieas you can and then maybe throw
a baseball through something.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Throw a baseball through something Baseball and
apple pie.
I feel like you've got to beable to jump over something.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
That's Like.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
I feel like.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I think it should just be one of those soda tests
you keep seeing pop up on TikTokand shit Soda tests.
Where it's like there's a boxand there's like eight different
sodas and there's like peopletrying to taste each one.
That's it.
That's all you need.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Decide which soda is which.
You get all eight, right,you're in.
What if you get?
They put one like you have to.
There's nine.
You've got to guess all eightbut one of them if you drink it
it's going to be.
Yeah, it's battery acid, JesusChrist.
No, I was going to say vinegar.
And if you drink the vinegar,then you're automatically out.
So you've got to pick.
So you not only do you have to,because we can't.
We can't make it too easy right.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I feel like we're this, we're edging, going over
the line here, and I feel likewe should just stop, because I
keep wanting to say somethinglike nah, I think that would be,
we're edging it pretty hard ohmy gosh there it is so glad that
, no, no, no, how dare you?

Speaker 6 (09:04):
I'm so glad you're allowed to say that.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh man.
So talking about cars, havey'all seen like the?
I've already talked about thenew 4Runner.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Have you seen the new Land Cruiser?
It's supposed to come out, oralready out it's already out.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I have Same as like the new Lexus, what 400 series
or whatever, which also looksawesome.
But there is like a car show aweek or two ago I don't remember
where it was, but theyannounced and they showed this.
It's called a Land Cruiser RoxR-O-X.
Have you all seen pictures?

Speaker 6 (09:34):
or videos of this thing.
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
It.
Basically it kind of looks likethe old, almost like the Chevy
Z71 where it has like the littlethings coming down on the back
of the truck bed, you know.
I mean like a little you meanthe um avalanche?
Yeah, yeah, I mean the z71s, Ifeel some of those no no, they
have these packages where thez71 is just an off-road package
yeah, but the avalanche, yeah,okay.
So the avalanche it's kind oflike that, but it was like in

(09:57):
the land cruiser and they justkind of chopped off the back and
made it into a truck and itlooked pretty damn sexy, I'll be
honest with you, and it wasjust like, uh, they just threw
the prototype in without tellinganybody and they're like, if we
get enough people wanting this,we'll make it, which is exactly
what they did with the old,like um, the one that they they
cut off eventually oh, yeah, soI'm looking at it.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
I'm looking at it right now.
It's like it's not supposed tohappen either.
Yeah, yeah, so they just cutout the back end and made it a
truck bed.
Yeah, it looks pretty legithere.
I'll pull up a picture.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I'm looking at it too .
Yeah, you should, I'm gonnashow him.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
I'm gonna show him, I would um, I would drive it I
drive it real hard.
I would drive it pretty hard Iwould drive it real hard.
oh yeah, those are nice.
So the problem with the uh, theland cruiser I think it's like
the hybrid one is that you can'tput as much weight on the back,
because that's where thebattery sits, and so it's like
elevated a little bit in theback so you lose a bit of cargo

(10:47):
space, and I think you can onlyput like a static weight of like
400 pounds.
Oh, that's crazy, yeah.
Like it can be spread out, butlike in one spot it can't be 400
pounds.
So I don't know if I would everput anything that would be 400
pounds in one like generallocation.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
You're going to put like 40,000 pounds, just put 400
on each no.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
no, no, I mean 40,000 pounds, 40,000 pounds.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
How much do you think ?
Vehicles hold Isn't that right.
Yeah, they hold 40,000 pounds.
Okay, I'm sorry my mistake.
I mean they're like they'remade of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
You're the one that works on vehicles.
They're 10,000 horsepower.
Right, I mean four per horse.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Hell yeah.
So I'm like, uh, I'm, I'm overhere like with emo um Otaku
edging is fun.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
I like edging.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
We got, we were getting edgy.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
The best time I ever edged myself was whenever I was
in Colorado, and by myself.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I don't need to know this.
No one's stopping you and we'reboth cringing.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Like I'm ready Both cringing like ready for whatever
the fuck you're going to throwat us, yeah, so anyways.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
It lasted for three days.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
So last night was no, it was the whole weekend.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I just had me and the hotel room Me some.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Carossier and some.
I don't even use baby oil.
And tears.
And tears.
Yeah yeah, I brought thesesnacks for you from.
We're not being sponsored bythem, but Eduardo's has
delicious candies, freeze-driedcandies.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
Black Canto candy.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
They got some good stuff too, and I'm going to say
it's a minority-owned business.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
It's a good time to support them right.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Minority LGBTQ+.
What's the U?
There's no U LGBTQ+ yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Go support them.
They're here in River Oaks.
They're actually technicallyFort Worth, but if you're
familiar with the River Oaksarea, it's like Sam Calloway and
River Oaks Boulevard.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, it's next to the Rub and Tug place, next to
the liquor store and the Rub andTug spot, and then there's a
float spa.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, there is which has won awards.
I actually want to try that.
I do too.
You did it was.
Can we all get in one and canwe put them in the rub and tug
place?
That seems like a pretty coollittle combo right there.
It's like you're floating inspace and then floating in space

(12:53):
.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
I'm afraid to be alone in my own thoughts though,
Like in an isolation, likedeprivation chamber or whatever.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, it would be rough, but I feel like that's
kind of the test right it's kindof like um doing, you know,
meditation or something likethat.
If you can get your mind right,that's where it's at yeah, get
your fucking mind right, so I'llwatch that.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Um, I watched that Adam Sandler movie.
Uh, the space spaceman.
What have you seen it, spaceman?
Yeah so there's a movie calledspace man dude.
It's fucking weird.
So he's by himself, okay, so hegoes on this mission, yeah, and
he's in a spaceship completelyby himself, and he's like in
there for are you sure it's adamsandler?

Speaker 4 (13:34):
yeah, that's adam sandler because I know the one
guy, uh, sam rockwell, did oneyeah, sam rockwell did, did one
too, but this one's adam sandler.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
It's one of those concepts.
I think they both came out atthe same time.
Oh, and I'm gonna be honestwith you, I think the sam
rockwell one was better, um, theadam sandler one was, um, it
was quite strange.
It was good, though I wouldrecommend watching it.
But it got me thinking, like,because there's this whole he's
trying to get out to like this,like that, basically the edge of

(14:04):
where the universe begins, andI guess they've got enough
scientific stuff to get you outthere now.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Scientific stuff.
Is that the scientific term forscientific stuff?

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Yeah, I can't think of.
You know, the technology'sthere.
They can get you out there andthen they get you back.
It's just going to take a while, but it's not like you're going
to be gone for your entire life, Right Scientific stuff.
So the whole premise is he'sgetting out there, but you don't
know if he's going crazy or ifsomething's actually happening
and actually is really there, Iknow what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah, chris, you said it was his newest movie.
Yeah, I would watch it.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's a recent movie.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Yeah, it's real recent, really, it just came out
.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
I didn't know Adam Sandler had anything that wasn't
with Jennifer Aniston recently.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
If you check the Plex , you might see it on there.
Hey, that's a smart man.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
by the way, we've had this conversation right Adam
Sandler and how he picks hismovies and his it's always with
hot women.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Hot women and different exotic and this time
it was with no women in outerspace you win some, you lose
some.
You know what I mean there's aguest that you know guest
appearance on there, but I can'ttell you who it is is it like
Rob Schneider?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
no, I hope it's like Matthew McConaughey and it's
like an inception.
It's.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
Kevin James interstellar you weren't going
to tell us.
I'm sorry, it's Kevinvin.
James, it's a fever dream.
They're actually it's.
They're in bed together from.
I now pronounce you chuck andlarry shut up.
I swear to christ, that'd befucking hilarious, but so yeah,
so I watched that recently andthat that made me think, though,
like, if I'm in a deprivationchamber first off, how long do

(15:42):
you float in those float spas?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
an hour is an hour.
Okay, I could probably do anhour I don't know do an hour.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
An hour will be like a lifetime when you're it's dark
could be it's, quiet it's,you're just floating now just
imagine, just hear me out anhour, but you're on, uh, you,
you've, you've smoked the sagestuff.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Oh, k2?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
No no, no, or Salvia, salvia, no, no.
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Did you hear about that room they made where it was
.
Like you can hear your insides.
What Like.
There's a room they made thegovernment or something where,
if you're in there, it's soquiet there's no noise in there
that you can hear your likeblood going through your body oh
shit, that's creepy and thatyou can't be there for more than
like five or ten minutes,because you'll go insane I I did

(16:34):
see somewhere that's like likethe most, like soundproof and
like acoustic, like you clapyour hands and it's just dead.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
It's not, it doesn't do anything that'd be trippy as
shit.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
It's like that, uh one.
You saw that one show with, uh,jesse eisenberg, right yeah,
that black color.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah, at the museum.
Yeah, yeah, they go to themuseum and they go into the room
.
Yeah, I would love to dosomething like that.
That'd be pretty like that shit.
I don't know if that's anactual exhibit or if it was just
for the show, but that shouldactually be an exhibit it really
should, and I think that colorI I've seen people paint like
two by fours with that.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
You're talking about like the phantom black.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so in the show they basically like
as a part of this museum.
They had a room that it wasjust all blacked out.
So you go in there and you seenothing and it's supposed to.
You know, same shit, right?
Kind of trip you out trying tomess you up, but that would be
cool to actually do.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
You could do that in a cave man.
They turn their lights off.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, it's called.
Leaving from the sun.
It's called.
Just don't be like that one guywho tried to spurlunk a cave
and ended up getting in acrevice.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Yeah, you have to do that and that's stuck.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, but your eyes adjust in most scenarios, right?

Speaker 6 (17:40):
But if there's no, yes, but if there's no light,
then they can't adjust becausethere's nothing there to I mean,
you're going to see a littlesomething.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Even caves are going to be some sort of reflection.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Have you been in a cave?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh, I have always been in caves.
I don't know where you're goingwith that.
I've been in caves more thanyou've ever been in caves in
your whole life.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
You need to make a trip out to you know Interspace.
Cavern uh, I'm a cavemanmotherfucker, interspace cavern
yeah, I've been there, or?
Longhorn state cavern.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, I've been there go where they turn the lights
off.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
I've been to longhorn there is no reflection there's
no light coming in tomato,tomato, it's, it's physics.
You can't you can't havereflection if you don't have
light uh, so yeah, christy saysI'm a scientist did you ever
watch fringe?

Speaker 4 (18:20):
that's where I saw those tanks and thought it was
interesting.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
He see, he's seen yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen for
wait what I've never seen fringe, I know you have oh yeah,
fringe is great.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I stopped watching, maybe like after like season
three maybe I was waving at thechat, but uh, yeah, also I've
seen fringe yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
I mean, that's where I first.
I think that's where it was itwas one of the better.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
like one of those.
What was the other one?
Like the one when we were inhigh school, fringe, no.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
Oh, you're talking about the alien one.
The alien one X-Files, yeah,x-files.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Fringe is like X-Files, but better to me.
I was thinking of Lost oh.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Yeah, but not the same concept.
Yeah, lost makes no sense.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
I never actually watched it, sorry I was looking
at Caesar's videos on his page.
He has some pretty good ones,pretty cool.
What?
Sorry?
Sorry, my mind's goingeverywhere.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Okay, so we normally do this in the first 30, but did
y'all do?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
anything.
Who's the Grand Prix in Austin?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Did we what?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Do anything.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Do you want to go first or?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
you want to?
Yeah, I'll go first.
Friday night went up to Denton,which was fun, Hadn't been up
there in a minute.
Remember Armadillo?
We all went to Armadillo with.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
Angie and Joseph it closed.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
It closed but they reopened as a new brewery and it
is beautiful.
You would love this placebecause it's kind of like this.
It's almost like industrialmeets great gatsby is this
specifically me like?

Speaker 6 (19:49):
why I would love this ?
Because you think that I wouldlove industrial meets great
gatsby I think you'd be gaysteampunk.
I think that's your motif, gaysteampunk yeah yeah, I mean you
throw some pink and glitter andmake it look nice.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
I'm going to club, yeah, yeah, from the talks we
used to have about having abrewery and we would look at
industrial type stuff and belike, oh, that's cool, I like
the vibe there, or whatever.
This new brewery basicallyembodies all of the things that
we used to want to do.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Are they going to be successful though?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yes, they were fucking packed.
And they have really good food.
They have pizza.
Their beers they're great.
I mean they're good.
They're not Armadillo Oilworksgood, but they are very good.
The bar was beautiful, theplace was cool, but, yeah, it
was packed.
We had to wait for a table.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
Nice.
I want to thank Omar.
Yeah, Omar, thanks for lettingCesar about watching the podcast
.
Hey, thank you for that.
Thank you Appreciate that Okay,so I'm interested.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
We need to go back, we need to go up there.
So we went there and then wewent to Speakeasy and we did it
New Year's, a couple otherthings, and we went too hard.
Friday night.
To be quite honest with you, wedon't drink anymore.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Did you stay there and didn't?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
No no okay.
No, we had a ride back to North.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Fort Worth and we, by that point, we were good.
Oh yeah, I don't live that fory'all.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
It's like, yeah, it's not too bad, um, but being
britain, britney live kind of bythe tex motor speedway, so we
just went down there and thenout yeah but uh, so we, we
basically were kind of likerecovering most of the weekend
after that, because it was roughand the weekend was, uh, it was
rainy and whatnot.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah, it was kind of a nice time to recover.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, we watched Doctor Sleep oh okay.
Awesome.
It was way better than theShining, the concept kind of
blossomed, and then it was justlike I don't know.
I liked it a lot.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
It's Ewan McGregor, right, it's Ewan McGregor, yeah,
okay, yeah, we watched ahandful of movies.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
We we watched a handful of movies, we actually
so.
On Valentine's, saresh got methis thing and it was like a
thing for couples.
It's like every week you get acard and it has something to do.
It's like either a conversation, or you make a milkshake or you
do something different.
Every card every week has gotsomething different, and one of
the cards was like watch anerotic movie.

(22:04):
What I mean, and it listedmovies and I'm like, okay, well,
I've heard of Eyes Wide Shut,but I've never watched it.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Oh, okay, all right, that's Kubrick's last movie.
Who did the?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Shining yeah.
And so we went and watched andI didn't even realize that.
I looked into it afterward Iwas like, oh, that's another
Cooper film.
But we watched that Sunday orMonday and I had the weirdest
fucking dreams that night.
I do not care for that movie.
I don't care for theperformances of either Nicole
Kidman or Tom.
Cruise.
I disagree.
Dude everything.

(22:36):
Is it a great movie?

Speaker 6 (22:38):
It's a classic.
Is it a classic Technically?
It's like a cult classic,Because it was his last film.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Technically it's like a cult classic.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Technically.
Do you think it's a cultclassic?
I've never seen it.
I've only seen the nude scenesthat they post for Nicole Kidman
.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Are there nude?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
scenes Nicole Kidman gets naked in that.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
That was my performance of Tom Cruise, who
literally just does questions.
He responds to everything withthe questions.
Is it okay?
Is it all right?
I'm like just shut the fuck upwhat?

Speaker 4 (23:00):
are you doing?
Do you see Tom Cruise penis?

Speaker 6 (23:03):
No, did you not watch ?
40-year-old Virgin?
That's what you're supposed todo.
Yeah, you're supposed to askquestions.
Do you do it yourself?
Do you do it yourself?
Do you like to do it?

Speaker 4 (23:12):
yourself.
What are you fucking reading?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
So yeah not a fan of that movie, a fan of that little
card thing that we've got.
It's fun, it keeps thingsinteresting but, like that movie
?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
not, okay, not a fan.
Watch an erotic movie?
Yeah, um.
And I also am kind of tired ofnicole kidman.
We've talked about that right.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
No, she's like on everything, especially recently,
and so like, even like oldnicole kidman, and she was an
awful actress.
I feel like back then, what?
Yeah go back and watch like nothe whole scene where she tells
about her infidelity.
Just her mannerisms.
She's just weird.
I don't know.
It was just not Go back andwatch it.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Okay, but how did she get to where she's at if she
was a terrible?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
actress.
Obviously she's great.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
And I'm an idiot.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I understand that, but I don't know.
I mean she's a good actress now, but that movie was awful, All
right.
I mean maybe popular, unpopularopinion.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
I ended up watching the movie A24, another A24 movie
.
I finally watched Midsommar.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
I've been wanting to check that out.
Ooh, it's fucked up yeah.
Did you ever watch the movieWicker man?
Oh yeah, I did.
With Nicolas Cage, yeah oh,with Nicolas Cage, yeah, oh,
yeah, midsommar, it's the samething, really, it's just better.
Okay.
Yeah, 100%.
It's like you should watch.
If you can find Wicker man, goback and watch it and then watch
Midsommar and there's a lot ofsimilarities to it, like a ton

(24:35):
of similarities.
Wicker man was funny to me.
They just did better.
They just did better.
It's fucked up.
We also watched Bodies, bodies,bodies, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Is this a Drowning Pool film?

Speaker 6 (24:47):
No, but it's got Pete Davidson in it.
It's an A24.
Yeah, the whole concept isthey're going to ride out this
hurricane at one of theirwealthy family people's houses
and then they're going to playthis game where they've got to
guess who the killer is and thensomebody dies really, and now

(25:09):
they've got to figure out whothe actual killer is.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Is it like that one with Channing Tatum, the one
that just came out?

Speaker 6 (25:16):
That one was pretty good, was it?
I didn't know.
He had one, the one with, theygo out to the island and
everyone seems like they'redrugged out.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
It's like Don't Blink , or something like that, yeah,
yeah, that one was pretty fuckedup.
It was really fucked up, but itwas good.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Yeah, I think you should watch Bodies, bodies,
bodies.
Jesse hated it.
Yeah, jesse absolutely hatedthat movie I've been watching
like a couple A24s.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I mean, I feel like that's almost all.
That's interesting these daysis either like Marvel movies or
A24 movies Like those are theonly two things.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Have you seen the one that beat La La Land?

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Everything, everywhere, all at Once.
No, because we watched that oneand Jesse hated it.
That one was good too.
I liked it.
That was a really good movie,jesse hated that movie.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Saoirse hasn't seen it.
I wanted her to see it.
I loved it.
I thought.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
The two black gay guys.
The gay guy Fuck.
What.
Christy, look it up.
Please Can you look it up realquick.
Is it 824?
824.
It was really good, reallyreally good.
The story is it's separated inthree different points of a
black guy's life, child's life,child, teenager and then grown
up.
And it's really oh, what's thename of that movie?

(26:23):
Anywho.
And um, it's really, oh, what'sthe name of that movie?

Speaker 6 (26:28):
anywho, yeah, a lot of the good movies moonlight,
that's the one very good.
I haven't seen that one.
Um, I was actually surprisedbecause I I forgot that eight,
uh, uncut gems was a24 that onefor me uncut jams, uncut jams.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Um, what'd you, what'd you think about that
movie?
I liked it.
I liked it, except I didn'tlike the ending.
It's so chaotic I.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
I agree, like the entire movie is nothing, but
have you seen it?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
what uncut gyms?

Speaker 6 (26:52):
yeah, it's.
It's 100 chaos through theentirety of it.
I didn't love it.
I think it was all right, but Ididn't love it the group chat.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
I missed what movie?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
because hervey asked me what 824 is it's what unc
movies he's like if?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
it has nothing to do with the cowboys.
Or like weird pornography ortwitter feeds, then he's not, I
did forget that ex machina wasa24, is it?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
really that's one of the early ones, that's one of
the early a24s.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
That's.
That's a great one.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh shit, I forgot to wear my new undies that you
talked about.
Did you end up buying some Ibought?
Have you tried them on?
I haven't because, like theyShit, I forgot to wear my new
undies that you talked about.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Did you end up buying some?
I bought some.
Have you tried them on yet?
I?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
haven't, because they just came in a couple days ago.
I watched them and I haven'tworn them, I just want to wear
them today.
I fucking forgot.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
I want to know what your thought is on it and I want
to know what Sarish's thoughtis on it whenever you wear them.
Did you get?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
any I did you get any ?
I didn't.
I haven't gotten it yet.
Whenever y'all sent the link Ithink I was gonna go to about to
go to bed.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I was like I'll get them later okay, well, maybe
this could be a next week thingyes, I'll order it, I'll order
the game.
I do have something to saytoday talking about tiktok shop.
I put get blitzed up on tiktokshop you did and I got my first
sale I saw congratulations.
I saw that, yeah you made awhole video about it.
I did because I was like, well,actually Jordan mentioned she's

(28:07):
like you should do like a dayin the life like show boxing it
up and everything like that, andI was like pretty excited
because something like that, Imean, I've got, you know, a
decent amount of sales fromGiblets games dot com but, I,
haven't done anything.
Tick tock shops new to me and sogot a sale, I know.
But now I got a sale I'm like,oh shit, hell yeah, let's go.
And so, uh, hopefully thatstarts doing things well, when

(28:29):
you can find get blitzed at atiktok shop.
Go ahead, get get blitzed.
Have fun, watch football, drinkwith your friends, have a good
time punch drunk.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Love is a very good movie.
That seems like a lot going onwith that, that that slogan.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
right there, it's not a slogan, it seems like it's a
slogan.
We that slogan?
Right there, it's not a slogan,it seems like it's a slogan.
We need to streamline yourslogan a little bit.
You're like get blitzed I madeup one Watch movie or watch game
, get blitzed.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Get blitzed, everybody Get blitzed, it's
simple.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Okay, yeah, let me see what you think about this.
Go for it.
Introducing Get.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Blissed, start over.
You said Get Blissed, it'scancer, tongue bitch.
That's what I got.
Do better and it's not a slogan.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
No, the slogan is watch football, play the game,
get blitzed.
That seems like a lot.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
That was better Watch game.
Get blitzed Watch game blitzedPerfect.
Simple, straight to the point.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
It tells you nothing about what's going on.
Game blitzed.
Oh, they get it.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
Game blitzed, they get it.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
You put the comma I think it's like NFL blitz from
the 90s.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, you're going to have like a Midway that should
be your whole marketing.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
What is Midway going to comesue you?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, they're under I don't think they exist.
No, there's no way they exist,right.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
I think, they do they probably still do, oh no
they're rare.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
now I think they're rare games limited.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
Oh and.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
I think Xbox has them .

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Microsoft and get blitz, the card game that takes
watching football from sidelinestatus to full-on party mode,
with play cards.
Every pass, tackle or touchdownmake someone drink.
Got the card, make them drinkand action cards.
They turn things up a notch,strike a heisman pose, lead a
cheer or bet on the next.
Play.
No football like you require,just bring your drink in a good
time, easy to play, impossibleto forget.
Get blitzed because watchingthe game is just the beginning
huh, that was too long no, no,it was.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
It was fine.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
That was like a commercial we got to speed it up
.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
That wasn't a slogan, but christy is leading my point
right here few words do tricks.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Save time, see see you alone drink, drink, have fun
, get blitzed.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
They see, they see.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
They see how about drink football blitzed?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Drink football drink beer get drink.
Nope, too many words.
Drink football get blitzed.
Football drink blitzed.
Drink football get blitzed.
It's too many, it's one toomany words.
See if you can get the EASports guy to do the voiceover,
ea Sports to do the voiceover.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
EA Sports.
It's in the game.
It's in the game Get blitzed,you're hammered as fuck Some
shit.
I don't know, that's a sloganright there.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
You're hammered as fuck.
Get hammered.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Get blitzed.
I'm telling you Get a wholemarketing thing right there.
Marketing team, right now, spitin my mouth.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Hey, that's a good one.
We could use that.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Saucy.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
That should be a card Spit in my mouth.
What is it?
Football?
What doesn't it have to do withit?
It's the spicy edition.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
This card, if you want, when you want someone to
spin your mouth and that's theerotic one version.
Okay, I'll get fucked.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Here's an idea.
I here's an idea.
I'm giving you an idea.
Yeah, I can't wait to hear it.
You're going to like it.
So you send out a specialedition that's going to come
with a sports bottle like thekind that you would have where
it's got the top.
You see the trainers sprayingin the mouth.
Yeah, there's going to be aspecial card that you have to
spray somebody in the mouth withthat and they have to drink it.

(32:02):
Okay, until you stop.
That's a very strangerecommendation, your liquor of
choice.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Liquor.
A fucking Gatorade bottle fullof liquor.
What is your problem?
We're getting blitzed.
How else?

Speaker 6 (32:17):
am I supposed to get blitzed?
That is true.
I can't get blitzed off of myTucky Colt snack.
Want to bet?
I mean I can, yeah, but it'sgonna take a lot and my tum
tum's gonna be full.
That is true.
If I'm drinking straight liquor, I'm not gonna make it through
the game.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
And you got blitzed, but that is, I got blitzed and
it doesn't matter because yousold the game honestly.
That's how you want to watchthe cowboys anyway, because
watching the cowboys is just abig old fucking letdown.
So you might as well just drinkliquor out of a gatorade bottle
straight and you just call it aday.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Can we talk?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
about that just for a second.
Yeah, actually, let's talkabout it, because you know what
I did.
I watched Manchester United tiea fucking game against Chelsea
when they should have won thatmatch and then, while that was
happening, the Cowboys game cameon, switched over after saw
like five minutes and I was likeTammy, do you want to watch
Gilmore Girls?
Which is a rarity.

(33:07):
Do and I was like Tammy.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
Do you want to watch Giltmore Girls, which is a
rarity?
Do you want to watch GiltmoreGirls?
Javier's all about it's Sunday.
I'm watching football.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Football is my day.
Listen, he had enoughheartbreak.
I get it.
I understand.
You don't need to watch theCowboys more than about five
minutes this season to knowwhich way the game's going to go
?

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Is this the time that we switch teams?
No, will you switch teams.
No, we just ditch the Cowboysaltogether and we go find a new
team to watch you got to havethe backup.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
You got to have the backup.
I think it's okay to have abackup team.
Who's your backup team Rightnow?

Speaker 4 (33:31):
it's the Ravens Lions .
But man, but look, okay, dude,the commanders are doing so
fucking good, I'm very happy.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Did you see that guy fall down?
The bleachers and thecommanders?
But oh man, it was funny, I'dlook it up.
Is it a baby?
Did he command respect?
No, but he was, they were.
They were.
There was some beef going onand he did something and all of
a sudden he fell down and it waslike, haha, look at that fucker
it wasn't that far.
He just fell down a few, youknow, over the top of the
bleachers herpes is uh billsbills.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
A good backup bill is good secondary yeah tim, who's
yours?

Speaker 6 (34:04):
you, I don't watch football.
Casper Alliance, CasperAlliance.
They've let me down thoughevery season, Not this season,
baby.
No, this season they actuallyhave done good.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
They're killing and making sports.
They were on SportsCenter.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
They were.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
That shit's nuts they were.
Wow.
I watched a lot of high school.
So every game that I've been to, every game that I've been to,
has been a blowout.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
What.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
It's been a blowout.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Should.
I guess you were right, Javier.
Yeah, I was Wow.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
I've seen scores as high as, like in the 60s, to
zero.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Those are tight butts over there, fucking pervert.
Sorry guys, I fucking hate ithere.
Tight butts driving nuts.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
I'm Tim Statham working for the man Team Bud's
driving nuts.
I feel like there's not anygood high school football,
that's, you know.
Evenly Bud-wise yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Well, I'll tell you what I will say.
North Crowley, their footballteam, has generally been good
North.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Crowley has done great.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
I've worked a lot of those games.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
If I was going gonna pick a nfl team, though, to be
my backup yeah uh, the houstonoilers so the titans but they're
gone now, so no, no, no, no, nono no, houston oilers.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Houston oilers became the titans.
Yeah, they became the titans.
And then the tennessee.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Houston oilers moved to tennessee to become the
oilers.
And then what?

Speaker 6 (35:23):
the houston houston oilers moved to tennessee to
become the titan.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yes, yes, that's what I just said did you, and you
kept saying texans and you'recorrecting me and then the
texans formed later on nice yeahI messed what?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
yeah, okay, carry on no, um, houston oilers right,
and that's it.
Okay, they don't exist anymore.
So I have to watch old videosof them.
Nice, but at least I'm watchingsomething.
If I was going to pick one, I'dprobably say Green Bay, green.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Bay's good.
Green Bay's a goodold-fashioned team.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah, I've always liked them and I like the
concept of it's the people'steam.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
They own it right, Right.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
So that's, pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
All right, let's take a few steps back back all right
, we got into a couple.
Oh yeah, fuck, what did y'alldo this?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
weekend.
Uh, tammy's friends threw herbirthday party at uh upper 90
this weekend.
It was a costume party.
Um, it was a lot of fun.
Uh, me and tammy dressed up asthe vegan police from scott
pilgrim versus the world I madejesse watch that she hated it
what, scott pilgrim, that issuch a good film she didn't like
it.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
I think she said she saw it.
It was maybe because she didn'twatch it whenever it came out?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
yeah, because it came out like 15 years ago, so she
doesn't have the nostalgia thatthat I have, you have, we have
yeah the guy saw it in at theold uh movie tavern in ridgemar
and I was there opening nightand I went and sat in my seat
and someone's like hey fucker,it wasn't, it wasn't bobby, it
wasn't bobby hernandez, becauseyou know bobby right, he's
always like hey fucker or heyputo.

(36:48):
Uh, it was josh gear, rememberjosh gear?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
yeah, it worked there and yeah, he did and he's like
it's happened by rich mark yeahyeah, he's like what are you
doing here?

Speaker 6 (36:56):
I'm like to watch movies for free there.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah, same yeah, yeah , I saw the incredible hulk over
there and the matrixrevolutions and the other one.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
We would also always watch, like Darren and I would
always go for the Thursdaymidnight showings for all the
movies.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
And then he was the manager, so we'd close it down
and then he had like this littledirt bike and we'd just like
ride it around in the parkinglot until it was like time to go
home.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
I was like a lot of Thursdays that's a weird thing,
though.
All right, so you watched.
Oh no, no, we did that.
Oh, you dressed up we dressedup like them.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
It was, thank God, uber.
Was we Ubered there?
She gave us these patches toput on.
It was like anti-hangoverpatches.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Did they work?
They did man.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Really I didn't feel like shit, I was just really
sleepy.
Of course, the time changed,you know, the hours went back,
yeah, and so we didn't stay out.
We were out till like 1.30.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
You gained an hour.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
We gained an hour, and so I went to bed at 2.30,
which I guess was 3.30, becauseI was eating like falautas from
Pollo Reggio.
Pollo Reggio, it was really good, she was delicious, but we had
a good time Sunday, like I said,cowboys and man United what
Today?
Like I said, cowboys and manUnited, what else, what else?

(38:06):
Oh, shout out to the homegirl,natasha.
She finished the New York CityMarathon, and so did my other
friend, stephanie Munoz.
Shout out to them for theirhard work, congrats, great,
which, by the way, I wastracking them on the map, and
it's cool because they had a 3Doption where you can see the
outlines of the buildings which,me and Tim, we talked about
going to New York next year fora weekend or something, because

(38:28):
I've never gone, yeah me neither.
I've always wanted to go.
You should.
Yeah, we've only been there onstandby or our layover for a
couple hours when we were comingback from.
Yeah, that didn't count thatdidn't count.
There were pigeons that wereflying in.
What airport was that?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Newark?
I don't know, I don't remember.
What a terrible airport.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Anywho what else Friday?
What did we do Friday?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I'm trying to think Is that what it's called?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Oh, and we went out to Simply Fondue for her
birthday.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
They have JFK and LaGuardia.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, but they also have Newark, don't they?
Yeah, I don't know Where's NewNew.
Jersey, New Jersey oh yeah, howwas Simply Fondue?
How was Simply Fondue Alwaysgood.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Didn't we just have this conversation with Dank last
week, Did we?
Yeah, he was like what isFondue?
Oh no.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah, so I planned it .
We went to there on Friday,thursday, the next day I already
made the reservation, butSimply Fondue was really good,
it's always good.
How many white people werethere?
There were not too many.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
It was.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Halloween night.
It was Halloween night, so itwas.
What does that have to do withwhite people?

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Well, white people love dressing up in their hoods.
You know they love Halloweenyou asked that question there,
buddy.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Oh yeah, no, I'm kidding, but no, there was.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Don't you ever fucking make fun of white people
.
What is wrong with you?
It's our country now?

Speaker 4 (39:50):
God damn it.
Do you know who our presidentis?
Oh my God.
But no, there was a good amountof white people Allegedly.
Let me just say they were sonice to us and we always have a
great time.
This is our second time goingto always have a great time we

(40:10):
went for one time post postpandemic for her birthday.
It was really good.
Downtown, right downtown, overthere, next to whenever you go
down there there's a sign foryou to go to scat yeah, or
simply, simply fondue.
Okay, and uh, dude, but um, wewere like gonna walk downtown,
what do you order there?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
because I I'm actually curious.
They give you an option.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Cheese dips can't just all be cheese dips right.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
No, no, no.
You cook your meats in oil, youdo you do Oil or broth.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
So we chose the broth option, cajun broth.
But they give you, like it's$60 for, like, a four course
Salad, the meats salad,appetizer, meats and dessert.
I think Anyways.
Meats and dessert, I thinkanyways.

(40:49):
But the dessert was a fuckingbomb.
It was like bananas foster liketype you know cream?

Speaker 6 (40:53):
yeah, it was really fucking good.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
I can't describe it, it was just delicious nice, the
only time that I've been there.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Um I I was trying to save a marriage and um it didn't
work.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Did it buddy?

Speaker 6 (41:06):
he failed and it was good.
It's good that it didn't um,but they have a private dining
option, or they used to that youcould book, right.
I'm gonna tell you straight up,it was not worth the extra
money, really.
Yeah, and it puts you in alittle bitty room and they pull
a curtain and that's it, likeit's noisy and you're backed by

(41:26):
wherever they're could everybodyhear y'all argue like sir, it's
not that kind of private.
We didn't yell at each other,we just didn't really talk.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
That was one of my favorite places Not that, but
I'll get to it that was.
One of my favorite places totake girls on a date was the
Italian restaurant in Camp Bowiedownstairs, because they each
booth had their own, like littleshutters so it was very private
.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Do you remember that?
I never went.
I've never been there, I neverwent to no it was the Piccolo
Mondo's I don't remember what itwas called, though it was like.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Italian Inn.
It was like I'm pretty sure itwas actually.
Italian Inn yeah, yeah it,you'd go in.
Super Mario and they always hada piano player and they had
like a salad bar and then you'djust go close to doors.
They would like come by and hey, what are?
You ordering and then they'dcome back and bring the food and
it's like a very private.
It was like a nice restaurantbut there's like writing all

(42:17):
over the wall, like it was justkind of a weird.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Could you do like hand stuff without them knowing
Like you?
You probably could.
Someone's in here, someone's inhere, like.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
I said Come back in 10 minutes.
It was a really good date placeSorry.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
I can think about the people you took.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Did you?
You said you were on thedessert part.
Yeah.
You said like Bananas Foster.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
From the chat Boca de Biche.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Well done.
It was really good.
Bravo bj, that's my favoritethat's my favorite.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Uh, that's my favorite date place.
Um, all right, so after dessert, that y'all leave y'all did
y'all walk around, we walkaround downtown we went to.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
They had a thing at sundown square.
They had a band playing,because it was you know,
halloween and then we were justwalking around and going by.
I asked her if she wanted to goto a library.
But she's like no, but there'slike dude, the homeless problem
over there has gone up likethere was a guy who's like hey,
do you have any money?
it's like I know man, sorry, Idon't know, I only got card.
Well, if I told you that I knowwhere an atm is, would you go

(43:24):
give?
I'm like bro, no, like I waslike sorry, man, I don't, I'm
not comfortable with that.
Have a good night.
But I was like thinking, do Igotta?

Speaker 6 (43:33):
start bringing my gun to downtown.
I mean, it used to be.
It was safe, right, like for awhile there were horse cops
there.
I remember whenever we wereyoung and you couldn't really go
downtown because it was kind ofdangerous when we were real
young, and then it got better.
Um, and now they've had thatwhole beef between the, the
family members that own downtown, so they have two different

(43:55):
security things and they've gottwo different arts festivals now
that compete and it's just gonethe shit down.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Listen if you think fort worth is bad, oh, I don't
think let me tell you aboutdallas, because yesterday I went
and I drove to work like Ialways do.
Oh, I know, I get to my littleparking lot at about 7 am, I
step out of my car to get theback seat, to get my backpack
out and all my stuff and and Iget this whiff of just the worst
possible.
It was like a like a portapotty, but stewed and much worse

(44:23):
.
I'm like what is that smell?
And I looked down and it waslike a port-a-potty, but stewed
and much worse.
I'm like what is that smell?
And I looked down and it wasjust a big old pile of human
shit.
Just a big old pile of humanshit.
And I saw a homeless man lookback at me and then continue to
walk the other direction likeyeah, that was me bitch.
And I almost threw up Like itwas the most disgusting shit and
it was just right there.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
And I didn't know what else to do.
Oh, thanks for sending us apicture.
So I sent the picture to theboys and I went to work.
So first off back in the day,when we all had sidekicks like
our friends used to take nastyshits and send us pictures,
right, and it was the fuckingworst.
Like we're like what the fuckare you doing?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
that's always the early days of camera.
It was just zeus and noelreally it was always just noel
so god damn you guys.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
If I was, if I was, that homeless person, I would
have.
I would have stayed and watchedto see who pulled up, and then
I would have made eye contactwith you and I wouldn't have
walked away, I would have justwatched, oh there was.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
There was eye contact and I didn't.
I I think it might have beeneye contact before I saw what
was on the ground.
And I looked and he was lookingat me and I'm like that's weird
.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
And then I finally understand what is happening,
and then I would have looked atyou and smiled and gave you a
wink.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Look, there was no teepee, it was just a dirty,
nasty shit that must have left atrace behind, is all I'm saying
.
That guy has got some shit onhis.
I'm heading to the river, his,I'm heading to the river.
I'm heading to the river.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
It was awful can I tell you like I'm gonna bathe.
A couple years ago, you know, Iwent to san francisco.
Uh, we went to where san jose,we drove out to san francisco.
We're at the?
Uh, the bridge, was it?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
the, uh, the golden gate, golden gate, bridge.
Yeah, you forget the name ofthe bridge.
I did, we were at the bridge.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
I was going to say Brooklyn Bridge.
I've never been to Brooklyn.
So we're at the Golden Gate andso there's a spot where you're
walking up the turret, thelittle pills, pill boxes or
whatever.
Yeah, and I got this good viewof the Golden Gate.
I'm like man, this is beautiful, majestic.
You know, I have Tammyrecording me.

(46:28):
I put a Funky Panther stickerthere.
I'm just looking, I'm like thisis so beautiful.
I look down and there's just abig old fucking turd.
I guess somebody had pulledtheir pants down against the
wall and just took a terribleshit on the wall.
Just projectile, projectile.
I was like, yeah, it's time togo, it's time to go.

(46:50):
So we just got in the car andwe just left.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Let me ask you what kind of homeless person would
you be?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
I think I'd be a gentleman homeless man with a
top hat and monocle, becausethey would think I was crazy.
They'd call me gentleman tophat, homeless Mexican.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
I think I would embrace the crazy.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Yeah, I think you would too, I think I would Start
screaming at little kids.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
It's hard to consider what's going on in your mind,
to be in a position like that.
So I guess you might have to bea little, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I don't know.
I would say I'd be the good oneand go to the shelter and eat
the food and do the things, Iwould go to the QT and use their
bathroom instead of theconcrete.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
But if I got in that situation.
I'm more than likely not goingto do normal things, no, that's
just mental health, that's themental health kind of homeless.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
You know.
They have your Will Smith typefrom the movie Pursuit of
Happiness, mm-hmm.
With a Y.
You know where you're just downon your with the yes, with the,
with a lie, with a lie with alie.
Um, yeah, you know, you're justlike down on your luck and your
wife's run off and you'retrying to take your kid and uh,
the other kind is the mentalhealth one and the other is the

(47:59):
drug addict one.
So I don't know, man this, justlike there's different kinds of
homeless, especially on onmagnolia or like you, you know,
you see some in South America.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
I mean, that's where I almost got robbed, yeah,
magnolia, yeah, and I told thatstory before where I drew a gun.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I'll do it again.
He always keeps a pen and paperwith him.
I drew a gun.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
Look what I got Yep, I had to quickly whip it out and
draw it.
Yeah, I don't know, I think Iwould be a Nerd.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Yeah, I think I'd just embrace the full craze,
shit in your hand and throw itagainst a window at a taco place
.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Nah, I don't want to do that I don't want to do that?
That sounds gross.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I think that if I had to pick one of the three, I'd
probably be one of the druggyones.
I feel like that if I got tothat position, what matters?

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Nothing matters.
You might as well just yeah,just whatever Put that needle in
my vein, baby.
Nah, I don't think.

Speaker 6 (48:52):
I'd do that I'd try to get back on my feet.
Give me that black tar, but Iwould be that one, though.
If I did something like thatguy did, I would make sure and
watch.
Get away, I'm masturbating, allright.
What else did you?

Speaker 4 (49:07):
say this weekend.
That's pretty much it.
You know, of course it'snothing.
That's it.
Oh, watching a lot of GilmoreGirls.
We're re-watching it for likethe third time, which I love it.
I love the Gilmore Girls show.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
You watch Shrinking right.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Oh, fucking new episodes tonight.
Yeah, those episodes herelately uh have been pretty hard
for me.
Yeah, they're not for mepersonally, but I'm just saying
they're rough, yeah, they'reemotional.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
They're very emotional, like it always has
been, but and it's still funny,but it's leaning more on the
emotion and less on the funnylike it's still funny, yeah, but
it really makes you feel itfrom every character, like every
character's got their shit.
But I it reminded me because,um, the grandma from gilmore
girls was on the new episode.
She's, uh, harrison ford'sex-wife and I was like, oh,
where is?

Speaker 4 (49:52):
she from, and I was like oh shit, that's the gilmore
grandma yeah, well, I wish youwould have said anything,
because I was planning onwatching it tonight and I would
have loved to just watch, watchher it's just spoiler.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Look, look it up on IMDB.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
It's not like I spoiled anything spoiler Marvel
alert no, yeah, I forget, youknow, and I'm glad this is the
third second season.
I think it's the second.
Yeah, it's still new, it's.
I think there's not that many.
There's not that many episodesleft.
There's maybe like four or five.
Probably.
This isn't the last season,though, right, I mean I guess
they haven't picked it up yet oranything yet.

(50:25):
They will.
It's a great show.
Have you seen it?

Speaker 6 (50:28):
No, no, you should download it.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
It's on Apple TV, jason Segel.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Jason Segel and then Jessica Williams.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
And then Harrison Ford, harrison, shrinking,
shrinking.
Yeah, the woman that was on.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
It's probably one of my top five shows because just
the comedy in it, like it's,it's a feel good.
It's kind of like Ted Lassowhere it makes you feel, but
it's also really funny.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Oh, shout out to, speaking of which, who created
it?
Brett Goldstein, the guy whoplays Roy Kent on Ted.
He's on Shrinking, but heco-created the show.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Shrinking.
Yeah, he co-created it.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
That's why there's a similarity, then probably huh
yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, also Flip All His Life.
I watched Venom and he wasthere.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Oh, he is in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I need to watch that.
There's also one commercial Isaw recently he's been popping
up on some random he has been.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
I think it was like an 18t commercial or some yeah,
he was like is he actually asoccer player?
Not sarah chalk?
Yeah, he was, he was a soccerplayer.
Okay, I didn't know that it was.
Um, it was, uh, the otherdoctor, the douchey doctor, not
douchey, he was a really goodcarded doctor, but um, his wife,
the douchey doctor's wife onscrubs that.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
That's who she was, yeah, yeah yeah, but what is it?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
What's the question?
New doc in Netflix.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
An hour into the episode and we're going to get
to oh fuck, we're still gettingit.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Oh, okay, so you did yours, I did mine, tim did his.
Yeah, you want to just skip him?

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Yeah, we can skip him .
Give me uh, watch movies andslept um anyways, yeah, cool.
So, um, I wanted to ask aquestion.
I I was going through tiktokand, um, I wanted to ask you
guys now, y'all have heard aboutthe dude.
There's like a news thing aboutthis where this guy accidentally
he was he's like a housecleaner and he got hired by
somebody.
He went and cleaned theapartment and, um, the person
he's like a house cleaner, hegot hired by somebody, he went
and cleaned the apartment andthe person who's supposed to be
cleaning the apartment, hetexted me.
He's like hey, where are you at?

(52:32):
He's like I'm sitting in yourapartment petting your cat right
now.
And they're like I don't have acat.
Come to find out this apartmentthat he randomly was in had the
key underneath the doormat,which the apartment that he was
supposed to go to was going tohave the same thing, and he went
and cleaned a random person'sapartment, like from top to
bottom, right, all right.
So what do you do in thatsituation?

(52:53):
Do you sit around and wait forthe homeowner to get there?
Do you leave him a note?
Do you just leave?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I think I would leave a note.
I would leave a note Would you.
Yeah, I would say like this isa huge misunderstanding.
This is what happened.
Uh, if you need to chat, here'smy number.
We can talk through it.
I think I would just leave.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
I would leave, I wouldn't leave anything really,
and I would maybe sit back andwait and maybe like I would want
to know, like, what theirreaction was, because now I'm
like, oh, now I'm curious,because I mean I did a really
good job, I cleaned this entireplace up, made it really, really
nice, and I want to see whattheir reaction is I'll tell you
what you can do.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
This, uh, because my house needs some cleaning and I
won't I'll leave the key there Iwon't, but then just pretend I
didn't know about it.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
You know about it, though I never knew about it um,
all right.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
So I think I brought this up before.
But you know, when the mansonfamily was trying to like plan
stuff, they would go and do whatthey call creepy crawling and
they would break into people'shouses in the middle of the
night while people are home andrearrange their furniture.
Right Now I want to pose thequestion.
Now your house just got cleaned, but then the next night you
wake up, you go to sleep and thenext morning you wake up and

(53:59):
your house, everything's beenrearranged and it's better.
Everything's in a better place.
It's more feng shui.
Doubt it.
Are you?
It is.
It is in this situation.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Okay, so are you gonna be mad?
Yeah, I would be upset.
You'd be upset either way ifsomeone was in my house, even if
the situation where someoneleft a note, if they left a note
.
I feel like I might actuallygive them a little bit of grace.
Yeah, but if someone just leftand I knew they left, I'd be
like getting on my camerascalling the cops like someone
invaded my home but what if theymade it?

Speaker 6 (54:28):
better I don't care they didn't take anything, I
don't care they put the tv likein a better position, they put
the.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
That's that's emotional distress for my dogs,
like they don't need that theywere really nice to the dogs and
they enjoyed it.

Speaker 6 (54:41):
Benny was happy as can be Bullshit and Maui was
hiding because he had boots onRight.
That's what she does.
Yeah, I'm just saying so.
Would you be All right?
I want you to think about itthough.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I'm not giving him the answer that he needs.
You really want to?
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
No no no.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
After the initial shock, though, and you're like
sitting there, and you're justlike when you get home tonight,
Chad your house is going to berearranged.
Wait a second.
This is much better now.
You're not going to give givethe benefit of the doubt.
You're not going to, you're notgoing to let that person win.
You're.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yeah.
I mean I could definitely seethat.
I'm not going to be spitefuland move it back just because
they were better.
Yeah, I mean I would beappreciative, but they're going
to jail.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
They're going to jail .

Speaker 6 (55:32):
You're going to send somebody to try?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
to better your life to jail.
What the fuck are they doing inmy house?
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
You said Manson family, they murdered people.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Well, I was just giving an example they went and
rearranged.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
oh yeah, bad example this one's, this one's not gonna
do that.
They murdered an actress theheir to the Folgers fortune
that's true like a bunch ofother people, okay, but what
would you do, bro?
I'm Mexican, like I'm killingsomeone or calling somebody nah
that you who you calling thecartel.
I don't know you don't know thecartel hey, we got like two

(56:04):
months until Trump kickseverybody out.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
But I mean, let's just say look, you came home and
everything was nicely cleaned,and it wasn't Tammy that did it.
Would you be freaking out orwould you be?
Nothing showed up on your ringcamera either.
You don't even have.
It's like nobody was there.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
I think I'd be like oh, I'd call Tammy and be like
oh hey, thank you for cleaningeverything.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
And she's like I didn't.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
And then I'd go where I do.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
I'd call the cops yeah, for sure she called the
cops, and they can't findanything, though.
But are you going to be?
It's just a cleaning fairy atthis point, okay, okay Now
you're just getting more andmore imaginary.
No, this is what I do.
This is some fucking bullshit.
I am, I am.
It's a cleaning fairy.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
I'm going to plant If you can't find them, then
there's nothing you can do andyou just are appreciated.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
I'm going to plant a trap.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
I'm going to have my brother, tammy take this I'm
going to wait there with a gun.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
They don't see any cars in the driveway.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
You're going to kill the cleaning fairy.
Hell, yeah, good fairy.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I'm pretty sure you just like cage fairy.
So what prompted me.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
I think that pixie dust is cocaine or MDMA.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
I had this TikTok.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
I'm going to play the audio for you, okay houses to
steal their stuff, but I wouldrearrange your furniture, okay.
So I went into somebody's housedoor, right.
I opened the door, dude's likehey, what are you doing?
I was like, oh my bad, right,and I closed the door.
He thought I was breaking inand the guy is standing there

(57:44):
with a doorman.
I'm like that's the guy I triedto break in my house.
So I hit the security guard,thank god, and I take off, right
, and I'm like I'm just gonnarun away.
I just start checking doors.
One of them opens.
I go through the apartment.
This lady's like, ah, right, Irun through there.
I go out to her deck that facesthe center.
I jump off of her deck onto adifferent one and I go down the

(58:04):
stairs from that eighth floor.
So I just ran through twoapartments, right.
And then I go to the leasingoffice, and leasing office is in
the basement floor too, and Igo in there and it's unlocked.
So I go in there and I lock it.
I'm like, cool, I'm just gonnachill here till like they leave,
right, I'm really high, I'vebeen up for like a week, right,
right, I forget that Like I'mhiding from the cops and I

(58:28):
rearranged the leasing office.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Okay, so in that scenario, would you be mad?
Would?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
you be really confused.
I'm mad that we're still havingthis conversation.
So, yeah, probably.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
I would actually I think I'd be happy that somebody
came in and cleaned my housefrom top to bottom and
rearranged my furniture, made itperfect.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I'll be appreciative, still freaked out.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
I'm still sending them to jail though.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yeah, okay, all that shit, you're still.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
Son of a.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Come on, I had you on that one.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
You thought I was just going to be like oh, you
know, it's all good.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
They're my friend man .
That shit's wild though.
I mean it's like Christy'ssaying Nowadays everyone has
houses top to bottom, everywherearound.
I have cameras all around myhouse and in the inside too, and
I mean, you can't do that.
I mean maybe 10 years ago.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Yeah, you can't do that.
Yeah, I've got cameraseverywhere now Everyone's got
cameras now they're super cheap.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Nowadays, everybody wants to talk.
They've got cameras.
Everyone's got cameras nowthey're super cheap.
Nowadays, everybody want totalk Like they got something to
say too.
Nothing comes out, though, whenthey're moving the list All
right.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
So the other thing that I wanted to bring up, just
a bunch of chippers.
The other thing I wanted tobring up tonight was we had a
timeline, we shifted timelines.
Okay, where the motherfucker'sat Right, harambe, was killed,
we shifted timelines.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
I don't dude, Hang on .
I don't want to talk about thatstory.
That story makes me sad,harambe.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
You know where I'm going.
I know where you're going withthis.
We're going to talk about it.
Peanut the squirrel.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Y'all talk about this .
I got to go pee.
This subject really gets meupset.
It's fucked up, it, it reallygets me upset.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Yeah, it's fucked up.
It's really fucked up.
So there was a TikTok personand they had this animal
sanctuary and they used whatthey got from TikTok and other
various platforms, includingOnlyFans, to help pay for their
animal sanctuary.
Well, the star of this TikTokwas Peanut the squirrel.

(01:00:24):
It was a squirrel that theyfound and they raised up and
they made it all nice and itlived there and they showed
videos and all that other stuff.
Right, somebody didn't like thefact that they had a squirrel
and they reported them to theNew York police and they showed
up and they raided their houseBecause of a squirrel.

(01:00:47):
Well, he also had a raccoon too, and they took the raccoon and
they took the squirrel and theyhad to make sure they didn't
have rabies and so they killedhim.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Holy shit.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
So the theory is that Harambe was killed and we
jumped timelines there, and nowPeanut's been killed and we've
jumped another timeline how isthat a thing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
how is it when an animal makes the news because of
their death?

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
this that big, but okay, harambe.
We can look at harambe and wecan see that clearly, the world
went sideways.
After post harambe pre harambe,life was good.
Post harambe, life is bad.
Yeah, okay, so was this all tocorrect the timeline, and if so,

(01:01:34):
I think we fucked up again I'mI'm not with this one tim.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
You're not with this one no, I, I'm all for
alternative.
Uh, you know timelines, but Idon't think it was from the
death of an animal.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
I don't think so either, that death I mean that-.
It's fucked up though thesubject the situation with that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
I think there was like another story a couple
weeks ago here in Fort Worth orsomewhere, one of the suburbs,
where a man went to somebody'syard and killed their dog.
What, yeah, well, the dog wasyeah, I don't know the situation
, but they ended up saying thatthe guy didn't have to go over
there and shoot the dog and uhkilled it.

(01:02:15):
And I I commented and I'mgetting kind of bold when it
comes to like saying shit nowonline- I mean you should find
me.
Whatever president's able to dothat, I think it's fine totally
so like uh, I was like if thatguy did that to my dog, I would
kill him, or maybe I would go tohis house and wait till the
night.
And uh, there was a joke Iheard somewhere where the guy's

(01:02:37):
like man, we're gonna, we'regonna, lay off some people,
you're oldest, we're gonna letyou go, we gotta retire and
maybe you can, you know, catchup on your hobbies.
He's like, well, no, I don't, Idon't want to retire.
And the guy's like, well, weneed to cut back on money.
And the guy's like, well, Iguess you're right, I do have
this one hobby.
I always had a hobby where Iwanted to go to, uh, my
manager's house and uh, see howloud he screams, not from his

(01:03:00):
pain but from the pain of hisfamily, you know from me like
getting tweezers and squeezingtheir thumbs and their fingers.
That's one hobby that I can do.
This is a joke.
This was on SNL, it was withCharlton Heston.
It's like maybe 20 years ago,25 years ago.
And he's like yeah, I think Ican catch up with that once I'm
retired.
And the manager's like oh no,no, you don't need to retire,

(01:03:22):
you don't need to retire, youdon't need that gold watch yet,
we'll just keep you on here.
Yeah, just get your mind off ofthat thing.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
But no, if somebody killed my pet, I would kill
somebody, would you go?

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
full?
John wick, probably I would.
I've said this about family.
If anybody hurts my family, Ithink I would.
If they were, if they went tojail, I think I'd kill their
family one by one.
And you know, just that way.
They know they're like you'resuffering in there.
You can't do anything about it,but I'm out here and I'm making
law-abiding citizen.
That was a good one that was agood one.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
You ever see law-abiding citizen?
I don't think so oh, you'regiving away the whole plot now,
fuck, fuck I guess yeah mom youshould still watch it kill more
girls grandma hey man, you win.
You should still, you shouldstill watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
You should still watch it.
No, but I think it's.
It's like you know somebodygoes into your house, takes your
animals and euthanizes them.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
So my question is though, like so it all came from
a solitary person reportingright?
Mm-hmm.
So it's kind of the same as,just like I don't know, you get
so mad at somebody or you'rejust they got something more
than you got, or whatever, andso you dox them on the internet
or you swat them.
You know the swatting thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Yeah, like swatting them like a fly.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
No, yeah, getting the swat team because you make a
phone.
Have you heard that?

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
No.
Swatting.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
So it happens someone could just log on here, see
what we're doing, get our ipaddress, figure out where we're
at, and then they call the localpolice department.
They're like, yeah, these guysgot hostages and blah blah, and
I can hear somebody screamingand they hang up and then the
police show up not just thepolice SWAT team.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Well, yeah, but that's I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
Then they're gonna get caught no sometimes
sometimes they don't that's wild, yeah, so.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
so I say, all this we should ban the internet, but
I'm not big to any porn.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
No one uses the internet more than you two boys.
I don't think that's actuallytrue.
Yeah, probably.

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Do you think TikTok's going to go away?
You just sold your first itemon TikTok shop.
Yeah, do you think it's goingto go away?

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
That was a weird try to tie that together.
Do you think it's going to goaway?
That's a weird try to tie thattogether.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Do you think it's going to go away?

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I don't know if it's going to go away or not.
I don't know.
Probably not.
I would assume not.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
I don't know, tariffs .
It's not made here in theUnited States.
Okay, they actually gave.
I think they gave TikTok.
They were like you have to movethe majority of operations or
sell it to the US company.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
And I don't think they're going to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
But I think it's just going to be like this thing
that just goes down the rabbithole until, literally, the next
TikTok comes along, becausewe're about due for another
social media Like I would beokay.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
I would be okay, Blim Blam would be good.
I'd be okay if TikTok went awayand Vine came right back.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Oh, but I mean, I want longer than 15 seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Yeah, but I mean TikTok started that way.
They all start at one point andgo crazy.
Five seconds, Five seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Yeah, I think Vine was five seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
But TikTok was 15 or 20.
It was short when it startedright.
It was right.
And then it just kind of pickedup.
And now what's it like?

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
I mean, you can go live for hours like well, but
you can also do like threeminute long.
They're trying to like bring insome like long format videos
and stuff like that long dong I.
I really enjoy, though, becauseyou scroll through tiktok, I
come across the vine accountsand it's like I'm posting,
reposting, you know, classicvines until they bring vine back
I like watching those videos onyoutube on the group chat.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Uh, on the chat I found my wife on the internet,
says hervey he did yeah, I mean,I found jesse on the internet.
You did yeah, tinder, that'sthe internet friends that found
their significant others on onthe internet yeah dark web
websites.
Dark web, dark web.
Um, let's see also on the groupchat.
Did you hear about the northkoreans using internet for the

(01:07:01):
first time, just looking at porn?

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
yeah, so I wanted to bring that up also as well.
So North Koreans have beenreleased into Russia Because
they're supporting Russia thefight for Ukraine Okay.
Right, but with that theirphones have been unlocked so
they can use.
They're freely able to use theinternet, and we don't know if

(01:07:23):
this has been reported likeofficial or not.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
I think I saved the the video well, I think we had
this conversation about how,whenever I used to work at
t-mobile and I'd sign them upfor prepaid phone plans with
like 200 megabytes of internet,they'd come back like two days
later because they ran out ofinternet, and so whenever I
checked there, I was like, well,let me check and see what
you're doing if it's on, andit'd be nothing but like fucking
hardcore pornography these guyswere perverts dude that's why

(01:07:49):
no wonder he wants to get themall out of here so it kind of
sounds like north koreansoldiers uh, maybe can't handle
modern internet.

Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
Now, take this with a huge grain of salt.
It is entirely unverified atthis point, but it's a story
that I'm seeing circulate acrossukrain, russian and
English-speaking channels.
So supposedly, as North Koreansoldiers entered Russia about a
week ago, they were issuedphones for communication that
opened up their first everaccess to open Internet.
Think about it right, and itsounds like pretty quickly they

(01:08:19):
found out about porn, and then abunch of them quickly got
addicted, and now the Russianforces are having a hard time
getting these North Koreans todo much of anything but sit
around and look at porn on theirphones.
So again, 100% not verified atthis point, but too funny not to
share.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
What do you think their first porn they watched
was?
Because I can imagine as a kidlike you first get on the
internet for the first time likeboobs carmen electro and then
you're like nice ladies yeahnice ladies.
You can't spell vagina yet, soyou you're like whatever in, I
don't china china yeah okay yeah, so they spell that out and

(01:09:03):
they get you know whatever I'mjust trying to like, envision
like the first guy.
It's like the first person thatever did mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Lady, no no.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Mushroom.
That got him really fucked up.
Yeah, and they're all like andso their comrades are sitting
there like that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
I'm like fuck is he looking at?

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
I can't imagine not having the internet and then
getting it completely like ahundred percent.
Yeah, because we got ramped inlike nice and slow right and I
sure and diddy and I feel like Ifeel like kids get um, they get
kind of slowly introduced.
You know, they watch missrachel on youtube or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Who's miss rachel?
Who the fuck is miss.
You don't know who miss rachelis.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
She's some big titty, uh porn so you should look at
miss rachel Really.
Yeah, she's doing wonderfulthings for kids stuff.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey man.
But Miss Rachel's pretty hot.
She's doing all the does allthe videos for kids and all that
stuff.
It's good for them but she'salso easy on the eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
And the Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Yeah, she's not bad Sorry.
Anyways.
Sorry, sorry, anyways, sorry,sorry, sorry.
Wait, you know what?
Nobody's canceled anymore, butthey get.
They get introduced into, likeyou know.
So even kids are.
You know, kids in the unitedstates are in in developed
countries that have internet,get kind of slowly introduced.
But these guys are full-grownadults and they're just getting
to your point.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Just open internet it's kind of like the 9-11 is it
?
Everything ties back to 9-11,if you watch like any movie on
9-11, and they show theterrorists.
You see that, like on theirlast night they, the the
mastermind got them likestrippers and hookers.
And it's just funny becausethey're like we don't know what

(01:10:36):
to do, we, what do we do?
Oh yeah it's just funny, man,man, I'm sorry.
It's like what do you do?
It's like whenever you touch atitty for the first time and
you're just like, you're soexcited and you're just like it
feels like sandbags.

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
I mean I can't imagine, oh my God.
I really can't imagine, though,going like straight into, like
not having the Internet and allof a sudden, Breasts.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Free communications Breasts.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
So someone was posting on TikTok.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
I mean, no fuck, okay , can we scratch.
I'm so sorry Someone was.
I mean because they're hungry.
You know there's a famine inNorth Korea.
They don't get food.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
They don't get food.
He's got a point.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
I'm sorry, whoa, I didn't mean it like that
no-transcript.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
And you know they're taking a picture of him and so
with the, with the north koreanpassport.
So I go in the comments andlook and the top comment it's
kim jong Jong-un.
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
It said the name is Kim Jong-un.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
There's a picture of Kim Jong-un and he just says no,
and so of course people are inthere.
Like you know, I feel your pain, brother, and all this stuff in
there.
And I asked the importantquestion.
I said is it true that youdon't pee or poop?
Oh.
And then he responded who toldyou that?

(01:12:05):
So I haven't had this, I needto continue on the conversation.
Kim jong-un, but I found it.
I found it interesting that kimjong-un is actually active on
tiktok please report back.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Please report back with your findings, so we're
talking about social media and Ijust had this like thing to
want to like search.
Uh, real quick, ask chat gptabout, like ask jeeves quick Ask
Chat GPT about different social.
I asked Jeeves about thedifferent social media platforms
that we've had over the past.
It went back about 30 years.
Have you ever heard of SixDegrees Like Six Degrees of
Separation?
It was called Six Degrees.

(01:12:36):
It was a social media platformthat came out in 97 and allowed
users to create profiles andconnect with friends, and it
reached 3.5 million users at itspeak, which is probably pretty
high for 97, wouldn't you think?

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
Yeah, because the internet was like dial up and it
was painfully slow.
Next Zynga I remember Zynga?

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Was that the?
Do you remember it?

Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
was blogs and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Yeah, we made it a social media platform.
You could comment.
You'd type something, peoplecomment.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
You could comment, so you'd type something.
Right, people comment, youcould comment back.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Did we ever talk about Gaggle?
Remember Gaggle Like our firstemail.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Yeah, that was like a Eighth grade Because it was all
blocked.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
It was all very strict as to what you could do
with it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
That's how you send copious amounts of porn to
somebody.
I didn't do it, but I gave.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
I gave the.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
I gave the.
I gave the email address tosomebody, so yeah, tim got got
no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
I got in trouble for it, because then I also figured
out the password you just alwaysget in trouble, always I
deleted it because I felt badTim during our school years, you
were always the one that wasgetting in trouble.
I was well, because Tim has totake it from here occasionally
here yeah, and that's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
And he always crossed the line to get in trouble.
I did, he couldn't just leave.
It could just leave it, be allright.
So the next one was zanga.
It topped out about uh, 27million users.
All right, friendster, didy'all ever use friendster?

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
no, but they talk about it on entourage stir.
No, won't you find that out onfriendster?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
you're right I never got I heard of that.
It reached 115 million users.
It was 2002.
Linkedin I don't think about, Imean it is social media,
linkedin, 2003.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
So long that's been around for a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
I know, I didn't think it was that long 675
million users worldwide.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Myspace in 2003.
Facebook in 2004.
Youtube in 2005.
There's a lot in just like afour or five year span YouTube
05.
Twitter 06.
Tumblr 07.
Whatsapp 09.

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
Do y'all use WhatsApp at all?
No, but is WhatsApp a socialmedia?

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Yes, all of my WhatsApp is everything to most
countries other than the US.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Really, yeah, my mom always is like oh, send me on
WhatsApp, I'm like, I don't havethat.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
If you go to any other country, you need to get
on WhatsApp, because that's theonly way people communicate and
phone calls too.

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
Yeah, phone calls.
They do phone calls throughWhatsApp, yeah, so it's like an
all-encompassing thing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
It's kind of like iMessage and like all things
Apple before Apple had it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Yeah, okay, it's encrypted.
Has Sesame Street been poppingup on y'all's Instagram to
comfort you, or is it just mebecause of all the freaking out
I've been doing?
No, it's been popping up onmine and Elmo shout out to Elmo.
He's been doing a lot of goodstuff.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
No, it hasn't been popping up a lot.
What has he been doing?

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
He's been asking if you're okay, Are you okay?
How are you doing?
Oh?
That's sweet.
And, dude, he had a really goodone with Andrew Garfield from
Spider-Man fame about his mother.
She had passed earlier.
Like you know, I think in thelast year, and he's been, Elmo's
been on a mission for all theadults, Like you know what kind

(01:15:35):
of what Steve from Blue's Cluesis doing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Same shit and.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
I think it's really like.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Today he put out a video just of like the birds
chirping and, like you know,just for you to sit and relax.
So Elmo's become this likemental health support yeah, 100%
, 100% he's been doing work andhe shout out to Elmo, Shout out
to Elmo.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
So I'm sorry, go on, no, you're good.
So WhatsApp was 09.
Instagram 2010.
Snapchat 2011.
And then it slows way, the fuckdown.
Like those hold on snapchat on20 2011 2011, okay, I never got
on to snipch, snapchat snipch.
It was terrible I never got onto snapchat that much I've
always down like I always haveit.

(01:16:14):
Snip shit was bad.
I'm not a big fan of snip shit.
Um, and then vine, 2013.
It had 200 million active usersbefore shutting down.
Four years later, tiktokstarted 2016.
It is almost nine years old.
That's wild 1.5 billion users,god I feel like I just got onto

(01:16:35):
tiktok maybe a couple years ago.
It says instagram's got morewith two billion.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Uh, wow well it's kind of linked in with facebook
yeah, but facebook is facebookhas its own.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
It's oh, 3.04 billion .
Okay, but is there any new?
So tiktok was 2016.

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
Threads which I doesn't fucking count threads is
like instagram's twitter.
Yeah, no threads is likeinstagram's.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
oh, it is, yeah, you're right, I was thinking
it's a, but that's Reels, soother than Vine 11 years ago,
tiktok nine years ago andThreads last year.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
we don't really have any new social media.
I feel like we're due.
What would we do for socialmedia?
We got pictures, we got video.
You got to combine them.

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
I mean they do in both of them.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Moving pictures.

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
You gotta combine them.
I mean they do in movie movingpictures.
No, I think they're calledtalkies.
I think we get to the point nowwhere it's you with the virtual
reality.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Well, they had.
The one.
What was the be real thatflopped hard.
I mean, people got on it to bereal.
The one where you took apicture of like, wherever like.
It would pop up at any point ofthe day it didn't mention no,
but it didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
Four square there was four square where you they
didn't mention Foursquare.
No.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
I used to love Foursquare I loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
I loved seeing where people checked in.
It's like where I checked in,like if people how many people
that I knew have been there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
And be the king of that place back yeah people
still use four square reallyyeah, um, but what was I gonna
say?
What?
The fuck, I was gonna say Idon't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
I was thinking about saying something too, but I
forgot shite so you asked youwhat you asked was like.

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
So what do we do for like what's next?
And I said movie pictures.
But I think I'm gonna say areyou said?
Yeah, I think vr some sort ofVR social, because they have
MetaWorld right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
There's MetaWorlds and there is VRChat where you're
able to like.
Whenever I'm watching NBA, Iwas watching Detroit Lakers last
night Detroit Lakers, detroitversus the Lakers, and you're in
the room.
You know how I said you'recourtside.
You're watching courtside witha bunch of other people that are
in the room and you can likethe closer you get to them, you

(01:18:46):
can hear and get involved intheir conversation.
Shut the fuck up and like you,just move.
You can move away, or you canmute your mic, but you're
watching.
You can watch it in private.
The same goes for like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
What if they look back at you?

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
I mean, it's your avatar.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Oh fuck, that'd be weird, that'd be really weird.
Oh well, I mean, my Javier QPDRis my screen name, so obviously
my name's on my thing.
I shouldn't do that, by the way,but like the same goes for big
screen app on the MetaQuest,like the same thing.
There are rooms where you canget into, where they're watching
movies, like they were playingthe wild robot and they were

(01:19:28):
playing like harry potter insome rooms on sundays.
There are rooms where they playnfl games and you're just like
in a theater.
You're in a theater with abunch of people.
You can get tomatoes, you canget popcorn and throw them.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
You can throw them at people so vr is next, it's next
, it is portion part, it's meta.
So it's not going to be likesome cool new company.
It's gonna be the same shit aseverything but the apps, the
apps that you download.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
It's not just meta worlds, it's like like the like
how I'm talking the big screenapp that's it's its own
different thing.
Vr chat is it's its owndifferent thing.
Two days ago I was playing agame that was like uh, call of
duty and um, fortnite, where youhad to go.
You walk around.
The cool thing about the metaquest 3 and not being sponsored,

(01:20:02):
by the way, is that brought toyou by meta quest 3 brought to
you by facebook and meta.
Hey, we're tracking you whateveryou're doing we know you're
watching porn um, but it likesenses everything around you,
like builds a barrier, and ifyou get too close to like
something that might hurt you,it'll like you'll see the fence,
you'll see the, the vr fence.
But I was playing a video gamewhere you're in there, you're

(01:20:23):
controlling, you're moving withthe joystick, but you're
controlling the gun, you'removing it up and down and
shooting people and you're witha party and I was doing that yet
like two days ago, and it was alot of fun.
I was like holy fuck, not tomention like beat saber, like
there's a lot of workout gamesin there.

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
It's really fun, like I was playing so you highly
recommend it, I do, and it's gotthe augmented reality right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
It does I haven't used that yet.
I haven't used that.
I really want to, but here'swhat I see.

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
I talked about this previously, about the augmented
reality aspect of these headsetsis, think about it Like you've
got to fix your car.
I have augmented reality.
I pull up my YouTube over hereshowing me how I'm supposed to
fix the car.
I'm like doing that, okay, andI you know whatever.
Or like you're trying to figureout well, how do I, how do I

(01:21:07):
pop dents out of a car?
Never done this before.
So you pull up your yourtutorial where you work.
Or you're watching YouTubewhile you're doing your work,
cause you can still seeeverything.
Or cooking, got a recipe andyou're cooking, yeah video
you're cooking.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Yeah, google glass 2 uh, it's, it's just for
enterprise.
Um, that's, that's all it does.
It's just for you, like you'resaying, if you need it.
The example was you're workingon a car what do I need to take
apart to get to this part?
And it showed the breakdown andthe schematics and what you got
to take off and how to do it.
So I thought that was prettyneat.

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
But the same goes for this I think we're at that
point because you, you had um,uh, what is the apple vision pro
and outrageously expensive bythe way, great product.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
I think they said they stopped.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
They're stopping production, yeah it was a great
product in the sense of likewhat it can do and everything
and how well it's made.
We're not ready for that pricepoint no but not for, yeah, not
for three grand, that's, but butthe but the quest, the meta
quest, or whatever the you canget what is it?
Three or four hundred buckswell, you can get one, you can
get into one that's like almostlike 500, or the one I have is
the one for 5, 5, 12 gigs.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Yeah, uh like for 500 , but it's got the better
quality cameras right, or youcan do a step down and three 3S
and you still have cameras andeverything and still get all of
those features.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
For the most part, it's just not as good.
It's like getting the iPhone 16or iPhone 16 Max Pro.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
So I have the two.
Can I still do things with you?
Yeah, you can.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Okay, you just got to get my username.
And then even upgrading ispretty good, like now you don't
even have to use the controls.
Like you just double tap thecontrols, your hands pop up, you
drop the controls and nowyou're using your hands, damn.
And so like I'm able to, like,grab a screen, move it around
and do shit.
And it doesn't work with porn.

(01:22:58):
I'm kidding, I've never used itfor porn.

Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Lies, but I mean, I'm also thinking like you want to
watch something, but you don'twant to watch what your
significant other's watching.
So, you can pull up your screenand be watching whatever and
have the sound coming in, butyou get to share space and
you're not stuck.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
I think it's like TikTok for me.
I want to be able to multitask,and I can't multitask with
something that's on my face.
You know what I mean.
Like I feel like I think youcan, though, with this.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Well, if you want to get out, you just on mine, you
double tap the side of thescreen and then, like, I can see
you, I can like see what you'redoing and then, like, look
around, do what I need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
If back into that world that I'm in double tap
again and I'm back where I'm at.
I mean, I'm saying like I, Iwork.
You know normal hours say eighthours and I'm driving an extra
three hours, and by the time Iget home I want to watch
something on TV and so I'mscrolling and watching TV.
I can't watch TikTok and watchTV because I don't know what's
going on in the videos sure andI feel like it's kind of the
same thing with with that,because the experience is like
this this is, this is everythingyou know.
I feel like it's kind of thesame thing with that, because
the experience is like this iseverything you know.

(01:24:04):
What I mean, like I can't watchTV and also be included in this
game, or whatever, but youcould.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
You could.
You could because you can stillhave the window where you're on
YouTube right here, or I was onInstagram, you know, scrolling
through stuff and the TV righthere in my living room, or
there's another window that youcan have with stuff going on and

(01:24:29):
so, but not right here in myliving room.
Or there's another window thatyou can have with stuff going on
and so, but not with the.
So okay, so you're saying youcan still multitask within this
thing?

Speaker 6 (01:24:31):
yeah, there's like three to I think three to five
windows you can have or anaugmented reality where you've
got your whole world in front ofyou, still open, but you have
like a window open no, that'swhat I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Yeah, so you're still I can watch a movie that
sarah's watching.
Pay attention to that and thenget on my instagram over here,
yeah, and be doing both things.
Yeah, yeah, okay, so like I canlike.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
If I had it on right now, I can have like what I have
here, I can have above.
You have that open, still lookover here and look at you and
interact, but it'll stay rightthere above yeah, I think that's
a.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
It's the way of the future, and now I envision
watching movies.
It's just a matter of timebefore you're actually able to
walk around within the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
That's what I think I feel like on a plane.
Once this becomes more okay andpeople won't look at you funny
on a plane, I would use the shitout of it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Oh, I would do that.
There are videos of people thatare already doing it on planes,
really, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Because I feel like that would be the shit.
I mean, I guess you would needinternet, you would need the,
you would need yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
Well, unless you could download videos so you can
watch movies.
I mean it's got.
Yeah, I got 512.
You get the free Wi-Fi if youget a certain seat on some
flights or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
For flights.
I feel like I would definitely.

Speaker 6 (01:25:45):
I think road trips where you're not having to the
thing too like this one.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
They sell battery backups, so it does It'll last
for like three hours withoutbeing charged, and so they have
stuff on the TikTok shop whereyou can buy the strap, where it
has the battery backup built in,for like double playing time.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
And so it's really interesting, like I mean I've
been.
I've been looking at them for awhile now.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
I use it every day since I've had it and it's like
I play like Beat Saber, like Ithought I would use my Switch
every day.

Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
I don't Same.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Yeah, I do.
I still use it like maybe oncea week, you know, playing like
Super Mario World or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
It is my favorite console.

Speaker 6 (01:26:27):
Westworld, westworld, yeah.
Yeah.
Words.
No.
Isn't there a game like you can?

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
No, that's a series, that's a show.

Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
I feel like there's like a or no Bar Fight.
Oh, I've played that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
You could.
There's a game called Bar Fight.
You like you actually, you canactually drink the beer and
you're you're like stumbling,you can like throw stuff at
people and fight people.
It's a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
I think that's the future as the future.
Ok because it's getting to thepoint now where it's it's
affordable.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
It's kind of like the stadium app that I'm telling
you about or you can watch, likeother games like that are on
you, if your friend has one, youcan be in the same lobby and
like just watch the gametogether, so we can all watch.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Yeah, we can all be in the same room technically and
like watch these things.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Yeah, it's really, it's a lot of fun.
I'm not gonna lie like I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
This was a really really good purchase and it
wasn't one of those where it'slike I shouldn't have spent my
money on this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Yeah, it was worth it hey, we just had a voicemail
come through uh on our.
It doesn't look like a a goodone, but y'all want to do it
anyway yeah, let's play.
We haven't done that a whileokay, so we have got a voicemail
from a number that I'm notfamiliar with, so let's just go
ahead and see with.
This says any day now guys.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
You got on there kind of whack.
I feel like I got moreintelligence and all three of
them combined like I learned itthrough the streets.
And then shit, I went to a pastschool, high, I went to gum bar

(01:28:10):
and then I even went topolytech and a little bit of
tremble tech my senior year.
Then I graduated from tcu fullride scholarship.

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
I'm playing uh so you know I had a whole stable of
snow bunnies.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
And if we don't, we trifling apparently.

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
Well, I've always said you're a trifling.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
I for one.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
I don't want to be some trifling ass bitch.
You know, you heard.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
You heard Is it me or is that a lot of schools.
That's a lot of schools.
Why did you go to so many?

Speaker 6 (01:28:47):
That would be my first question why did you go to
so many schools, why so?
Many schools?
And second, why did you go toso many schools?

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Thanks for calling in Jabari, but I'm so confused by
that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
You know, maybe that sets up a precedence though,
Like if we let him come on.
If we just let him come onright.
We don't know this person.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
No, not at all.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
And he just shows up and comes on, then the other
people are going to startcalling and just wanting to come
on and we start letting them.
We're opening a door.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
We can't do that no.

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
We've got to keep open borders here.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
We're not letting people ask to come on.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
Hands across America.
We are going to hand shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
who comes on the show we're going to?

Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
hand shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Hand shoes we got to go out there and grab them, and
that's who they're going to comeon the show.
Is it going to be?

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
like an old school situation where we're in one of
them A-team vans and we justhave, like fucking, a hood on
their head.
We shoot you.
You say anything, we'll fuckingkill you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
We're just kidding, we're just going to bring it
back before dinner.
They sit down on the mic, pullup the hood and they're like on
camera, like oh, that soundsgreat.
We can't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
I mean we might.
I mean Jace has to do it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
I still think we need to add, we need to put over our
videos just the phone number,yeah, on TikTok, because I mean
some of our videos have gotten,you know some good amount of
views.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
When did that voicemail come in?
It came in at 825, so about anhour ago.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
Some of us some views that we've gotten 5,000 views,
listen, 10,000.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
We put it on our YouTube now so you can call us,
leave a text, leave us avoicemail 817-677-0408.
Uh, eventually we will havethat call in only episode where
we're not going to even talk.
We're going to wait for peopleto call in and uh, that's what
we're going to do.
We'll see what happens.
Oh, I remember I was saying Iwas talking about be real.

(01:30:37):
Did y'all never get on be real?
No, we never got on be real.
Okay.
So be real was this thing.
I, I, I like the concept, butit also was just a fail of a
concept.
But essentially, you have anapp and then you would get an
alert once a day.
Everyone on the app gets thealert and you have.
I think it was one minute.
You've got like 60 seconds,maybe it was five minutes, I
don't know.
You have a short time frame inwhich you have to take a picture

(01:30:59):
, both the front camera and theback camera, and so you would
see it come up on Instagram andstuff, and someone would have a
camera of what they're doing andthen themselves like a selfie,
and so that was the be real.
So you're not pretending likeyou're somebody on Instagram or
TikTok.

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
What if you're in the middle of taking a shit?
Are you forced to take thesepictures?

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
No, just don't do it that day.

Speaker 6 (01:31:18):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
But it's a way for people to say like look, I'm a
normal person, this is my life,I'm not out there trying to like
, act like I'm something crazy,but it's like a once a day thing
once a day.
That's it.
That's it, yeah, and it doesn'ttake any time.
It's two pictures.
Yeah, I don't hate that concept, it just it didn't.
It didn't last very long,because what do you do with it?
What do you?
Where do you go from there?
Nowhere canhere.

Speaker 6 (01:31:41):
Can you comment?
I think you could comment,maybe there.
Yeah, but I don't know, it'snot like regular social media.
I don't know, all right, so Idon't think I've got anything
else.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
Shout out to friends.
Shout out to Candies, shout outto Candies, shout out to
Candies.
The Black Gato Candy Company,hell, yeah, good ass.
Shit right here.
Try that shit right here.
You heard, you heard the homiesover here going crazy in the
streets with this shit.
Jabari, I blame you, dog, yeah,but no.
Once again, thanks to you againfor joining us here on the

(01:32:21):
Funky Panther.
You can find us on allstreaming platforms YouTube,
facebook, tiktok, all of thisshit.
And if you're not following usalready, do so and leave us a
great comment.
We have a phone number it's817-677-0408.
And, man, please, for the loveof God, write us comments, watch
our previous videos and get onour streams.
Man, god, write us comments,watch our previous videos and
get on our streams man.

(01:32:43):
So, as my white brother inChrist here would say stay gay.
I mean stay good.
I'm Javier, I'm Chad and I'mTim, and we are the Funky
Panther.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Peace in the Middle East, brother, bye.

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