Ghost Dongs, Gilmore Rage & the Nacho Cult: The Emo Panther Pilot

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Intro Music (00:00):
Coffee's gone cold in another late night calm.
Talking through the side likewe never changed at all.
All these jokes we made.
Just hide the bruise.
We laugh too loud.

(00:20):
Just to tell the truth.
It is fun.
We built our heart on feed.com.
We called it the Emo Panzer.

Lance (00:43):
Touching Tips are right here.

Tim (00:47):
Oh Welcome to the Touching Tips podcast.
Oh.

Javier (00:50):
Welcome to Touching Tips.
Today the tips that are we'regoing to be touching are all of
ours.
It's going to be a four-waytouch tip tip toucher.
Tip toucher extravaganza.
This is um off to aninteresting time.

Tim (01:03):
So I think uh Chad Chad's gonna see this video.
He's gonna watch he's gonnawatch it because it's the first
one back.
He's gonna watch it.
And he's gonna be upset becausewe used the living room setup
for the first time, finally.
Was he begging for this?
Well, no, but like we justnever really knew how to set it
up, and I was I just said fuckit and just played around with
the stuff.

Javier (01:22):
I'm just trying to make sure my penis isn't on.
Have you never had a livingroom before?
No, the living room is.
No, that we've said no.

A bunch of people (01:27):
Like we've never used a few.
You own a living room.
We've never done the table.
I know I know, but I'm saying,but like you you walk into one
every day.
You never thought like thatlooks comfortable.
Why don't I do that?

Tim (01:38):
No, I thought about that.

Okay.

Tim (01:41):
We just couldn't figure out the uh the way to set the mics
up, and now I've got this micjust sitting.
It's heavy and it's on my own.
Just set it under your thigh,Doc.
I don't want to do that.
It's pretty comfortable.

Javier (01:51):
I kind of want to get a listen to the sound to see how
we're all.

Tim (01:56):
Well, you sound fine.
Shut up, man.

Javier (01:58):
Oh, you have your earpiece in.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
So this is fine like this?

Tim (02:01):
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's probably not the best.
Are we alive right now?
We are live.

Javier (02:06):
Okay.

Tim (02:07):
Just raise it up.
You can undo the thing andalright.
So those that are are joiningus, this is the uh pilot.
This is the this is basically apilot episode where we've
joined two podcasts into one.
Um and it's not that we arechanging formats completely and
we're only gonna be uh eitheremotaku or or the funky panther,

(02:32):
or as I've been calling it, theemo panther.

Lance (02:35):
The emo Panther.

Tim (02:36):
Uh but we are gonna be doing this more often.
We're gonna be having more uhuh this type of setup, and these
guys are gonna join us.
Uh Antoine really likes itbecause he's close to my studio.

So shortest drive I've done for any podcast
I've ever done.

Tim (02:49):
That's a fact.

Antoine (02:50):
I cannot listen to you taking seriously while I'm
watching this dude.
Like we had 20 minutes fuckingoff, and we all got set up and
he waited till we're live allright now.

Tim (02:57):
Oh, let me just set this mic up and like I'm trying to
focus on what you're saying, andI'm just staring at him.
Like, I'm gonna tell you that'sa true Javier fashion, though.

Javier (03:05):
I know.

Tim (03:06):
You can't expect anything, anything else.

Javier (03:08):
That's just how these text messages and I'm like
listening to his phone vibrate.

Antoine (03:12):
I'm like, oh, let me make sure my phone's on silo,
and then immediately his phonestarts going off.

Tim (03:15):
I'm surprised it's not ringing, to be honest with you.

Javier (03:17):
He's done that.
No, I mean, who gets phonecalls except for not every until
marketers?

Lance (03:22):
Every time I was recording with him, same thing
would happen to me.
Every single time.
Yeah.
Hey, do you have space buttons?
Is that what's going on withyour hair?

Javier (03:29):
No, does it look like I do?
Just the normal messy bun.
Yeah, man.
I gotta I had to wear it likethis sometimes to work.
Because uh, whenever I get onthe creeper to roll underneath
cars or blowjobs, I uh have touh put it in a bun or else my
hair will get under the wheel.

Tim (03:46):
And so I thought we called you the creeper.

Javier (03:48):
They do.
They used to call me thecreeper.
And then I no.
This is but I like the setup.
This is really cool.

Tim (03:54):
It's nice.
If I really wanted to be like alazy piece of shit, this is
this is a recliner.
I could just oh yeah, dude.
That's it's nice.

Antoine (04:02):
All right, that's why I hit it off of that seat.
Yeah.

Javier (04:05):
But uh yeah, anyways, thanks for joining us on the emo
panther uh pilot episode.
So we normally have our ownpodcasts.
Obviously, me and Tim are withthe Funky Panther.
Um, Antoine and my white friendhere uh that's translucent.
Uh is it?

Lance (04:19):
I am always see-through on this podcast.

Javier (04:22):
And you guys have a podcast, don't you?
Oh, we do have a podcast!You're fucking welcome.
Which you have not done in along time.
We haven't done it in a longtime.

Lance (04:31):
Well, our f our our meeting place closed.

Javier (04:33):
It did, and you know, they've already hollowed it out.
All that's left is in there is.

Lance (04:40):
I just feel like if they could have kept going for like
another like six months, becausethe stuff that's they're
building next to it is almostdone.

Javier (04:47):
Yeah.
Which I think I'm not sure whatthey're gonna do with that
space, but I took a look at theback and uh it looks kind of
like a patio space almost, butit's not too big.
Yeah.

Tim (04:56):
Um they're like actually redoing it.

Javier (04:58):
Uh yeah, yeah, they're hollowing it.

Tim (05:00):
I wonder I wonder who's I wonder who's uh who's bought it
or who's leasing it or whatever.

Javier (05:04):
I don't know, but um I had uh did y'all get a chance to
have maple branches breakfast?

Lance (05:08):
No, I've had their coffee now.
Their coffee is fucking good.

Javier (05:12):
Coffee's good.
I had a bagel bacon, egg, andcheese sandwich.

Lance (05:16):
Nice.

Javier (05:16):
It's alright.
How's the coffee?
Coffee's good.
I've had their coffee, it'sgood.

Lance (05:21):
I haven't I haven't swallowed it either.
Colbrews.
You went to like the new thenew coffee place that opened?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.

Yeah, cold brews where it's ancient zone or
whatever the ones.
I'll always check out thecoffee places once.
I don't drink a lot of coffeeout, but I'll like it.
Reminds me of Washington, solike 151.
Like when it first opened, Iwas going there religiously and
I'm like I've never been there.
It's okay.

Tim (05:40):
It's fine.
It's the most fine.
If you want just like uh basicass sweet, over-the-top sweet
coffee.

I have coffee in machine.

Tim (05:48):
I feel like one fifty one's fine.

Yeah, they got this like French toast
something.

Tim (05:52):
Oh, that sounds about hopping.
Hoppin', yeah.
I'm sorry, yeah.

Lance (05:55):
We're we were talking about hopping and because we
used to meet that him and I, weused to record the ball bag
there, and then they closed.
We went to their like last day.

This is gonna be my only problem.
It's like being critiqued onthe spot when I say like dumb
wild chicks.
I'm like, I gotta week tillsomeone can tell me I'm wrong.
You meant someone's gonna belive telling me all the stupid
shit.
I say that.

Lance (06:13):
Imagine we do a hot takes anime episode and people are
just gonna be ripping us apart.

Javier (06:18):
And I'm like, actually, that'd be a good thing to do
because we could get a mix ofthat's the good thing about
bringing these two together.
We can get a mix of bothworlds.
Uh our stupidity and y'all'sstupidity.

Lance (06:28):
I mean, that was always like that I have no expert
talent whatsoever.
Are we not stupid?
No, no, no.

Javier (06:34):
Like um, like, you know, obviously the metal music,
metal slash music, slash animecrowd.

Tim (06:40):
That was always the uh the thought process, though.
Like whenever I was I initiallytalked to Lance about that, I
was like, dude, we talk aboutmovies, we talk about music, we
talk about TV shows or whatever.
We don't talk that much aboutanime because I'm not that, you
know, into that world.
Yeah.
But um why not actually joinforces a little bit and and and

(07:01):
make some of the stuff happen?

Yeah, which is ironic because a lot of times
we start off talking a lotabout live TV in our anime
section, anyway.
And then when you're on, wetalk about metal, and I'm in the
corner like I like hard stuff.
I like throwdown.

Tim (07:15):
I like to get hard.
Yeah.
Um, so like in in true emo intrue emo fashion.

Lance (07:23):
Um I expect that kind of comment from him.
And coming from you, it's soweird.
I'm running on like low, likeno sleep right now.
I'm running off a lot ofTylenol.
Oh my gosh.
So tell me uh what are we whatare we watching right now?
What's everybody watching?

Uh so you're all I'm sorry.
Go for it.

Lance (07:42):
No, I'm excited.
Uh it's been what, like twomonths since we talked about
this?

Uh burning through Fishman Island in one
piece.
I'm like halfway through it.
Uh well I I I I got to rewatchyou starting to re-watch it
again?
No, no, no.
I I I kind of I I I I I burnthrough like two arcs.

Javier (08:00):
Yeah.

Like two very big arcs, and then there's like
a little mini arc when theycome back from the time skip.
And then I mean you've seen it.

Javier (08:06):
Is that Fishman?

He has not seen Fishman.

Javier (08:08):
I'm I started to rewatch it again.
What Fishman is.
I am where uh shit.
You might be thinking of Arlongpart.

Lance (08:14):
He's thinking of Arlong.

Javier (08:15):
Arlong part, yeah.

Yeah, no, there's like a whole 200 episode
arc where they go actually tothe Fishman where Arlong's from.

New Funky Panther Intro/O (08:22):
Okay.

Like halfway through that.
Uh it's pretty fucking long.

Lance (08:25):
Um super long.

Uh it's okay so far.
I know it'll get better.
Um, I watched Don and On seasontwo.

Javier (08:33):
Oh, Dunda Dun.

Lance (08:34):
Don Dun.
Dunedun.
I thought you said down andout.
I was like, what the fuck isDunedon on season two?
It's like my favorite Shonenright now.
I liked it a lot.

Like, I know every season or while there's
like a new anime that comes out,like Frerean and whatever,
like, oh, this is like the hotthing.
Like, like, what's the otherone?
Gachiakuru?

Lance (08:55):
Gachiakuda.

Yeah, I've been watching that too, and I'm
like, like, this show is good,but watching this with Dundan
makes it not that great becauseDomadon is so fucking good.
Like, my favorite episodes ofDomadon are the episodes where
nothing happens.
Like the slice of lifeepisodes, where I'm just like,
they're just characters justlike in high school, like
dealing with bullshit drama andon my.

Lance (09:16):
When they went to the the fucking uh hot springs.
Yeah.
Yeah, that episode was reallyfunny.
And it's just like so fuckingphenomenal.

Uh I've only seen like four episodes.
You should.

Lance (09:26):
Oh, it's so fucking good.
You yeah.
This is that is like your show.

Once you meet the fourth of the main
characters, you're like,alright, this show is just the
greatest thing ever.
Because every new charactergets introduced and you hate
them.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
Yeah.

And then they have their little mini arc, and
then they come back from that,and then you're just like, oh
no, I fucking love them.
You're so wholesome.
Every single fucking one ofthem.
Yeah.

Javier (09:45):
Sounds like Tokyo Revengers.

No, it's actually good though.

Tim (09:49):
It's just Tokyo Revengers is just a lot of crime.
Yeah, a lot of whining.

Javier (09:53):
I'll go back in time.

Tim (09:55):
At some point, I will start watching anime again.

Javier (09:58):
You've seen Attack on Titan.
You've seen Attack on Titan,you've seen Chainsaw Man, you've
seen Cowboy Breaking.

Tim (10:02):
I haven't watched uh Attack on Titan all the way.
Like, I haven't, I'm notanywhere near.

Lance (10:06):
He's like, like, I think you got like two seasons through
though, right?

Tim (10:08):
No, I got like I got like into like the fourth season.

Oh, like he's fourth season part one, because
there's like four parts to it.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll see.
I think you're like third,you're like halfway through.

Lance (10:18):
You're you're you're almost there.

Tim (10:19):
Yeah, if you're on the final season, you're like
halfway through the whole show.
No, uh uh You watched CowboyBebop.
Cowboy Bebop, I watched all theway through.
Chainsaw Man.
Chainsaw Man's by far myfavorite anime I've ever
watched.

Too bad they only it's about to be on the
show.
It's about to be on too.
So I'm looking forward to that.
I keep hearing Demon Slayer'sphenomenal.
Yeah.
I heard it's like it'severyone's saying like go see it
in theaters, it's just sopretty, and I'm like, eh.
Like I went.

Lance (10:43):
And then I gotta like go to a theater.

Yeah, I'm like, I kind of do that.
Yeah, I don't either.
I haven't been to the movies.
Actually, I've been to themovies a lot.

Tim (10:50):
Coming from the chat real quick, did y'all see what Funky
Picnic is turning into?
No, we we I have not.

Javier (10:56):
Isn't it the uh I do know that uh you never went to
Funky Picnic?
What the fuck is it?
It was uh it was a brewery, itwas a brewery pub.

Tim (11:03):
Where?
It was over uh you know what?

Down the street from Hop Fusion?
Yeah.
What's Hot Fusion?

Tim (11:08):
Hop Fusion's a brewery on Bryan Avenue.
It was it was literally rightdown the street, across the
street from Cocoa Shrimp,basically.

Lance (11:14):
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, where Black Cat was nextdoor, yeah.

He said a restaurant, he said cocoa
shrimp.
Like now I know what we'retalking.
Yeah, Cocoa Shrimp fuckingrules.
Yeah, funky cat.
Relate your your alcohol placeto food.

Tim (11:26):
Dude, funky picnic was Funky Picnic was a was they had
some great food.
They had some killer food.
The problem is that uh COVIDjust they could they never
recovered.
No, I have no idea what's goingon over there.
What's that saying?
Boca.

Javier (11:43):
Boca is making it Mexican and Italian fusion, they
wanna.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Okay.

Javier (11:48):
I mean, uh there's uh the other sushi place over there
that opened up where the oldblack cat was that I want to
check out.
But I got sick and hadn't beenable to check why.

Tim (11:56):
Well, yeah, the pizza place at Haim is Oh, uh One Trick
Pony.
Yeah.
Yeah.

I haven't I like Pi Five.
I like very small on Pi Fivelately.
I don't even know what it is.

Tim (12:08):
Real simple.
It's a you make your own pie.
Yeah, it's like a little bit ofa Chipotle with pizza.

Yeah, it's like a blaze.

Javier (12:13):
Or a mod or whatever.

Tim (12:14):
Yeah, exactly.

Javier (12:15):
Yeah.

Lance (12:15):
Uh what have you been watching, Lance?
Um I've been, you know, I'mtrying I'm trying to get
watching more horror moviesagain.
Yeah.
Uh like Pretty Woman or uhShowgirls.
Fucking Showgirls.
Exactly.
Actually, I did.
I watched Showgirls yesterday,right before bed.
Almost couldn't go to sleep.
Some good horror movies, I saidbefore.
Um, I watched Hereditary forthe first time.

(12:36):
Oh, never.
I'm never gonna watch that.

Tim (12:38):
It's never it's it's weird.

Lance (12:40):
It's not that good.
I don't think it's scary.
I don't think it's scaryeither, which you know how much
I'm afraid of scary movies.

Yeah, everyone compared it to like oh,
if you like mother, you're likehereditary, and I'm like, I
really like mother.
I did not like hereditary.
Mother was good.

Lance (12:53):
Hereditary was just like super confusing at the end.
I don't know what the fuckhappened.

Tim (12:56):
Yeah, Jesse won't watch Hereditary.

Lance (12:58):
She's not missing it at all.
I don't think so.
I I would rather watchMidsummer like four times in a
row than watch Hereditary everagain.

Tim (13:07):
The Wicker Man should have been.

Lance (13:08):
You always say Wickerman, OG or Nick Cage Wickerman.
No, I mean like the OG.
So not the OG.
OG's from like the 70s.
Yeah.
It's old as shit.

Tim (13:19):
No, I I never saw that one.
But the Nick Cage one, I mean,it was good, but it wasn't.

Javier (13:24):
It wasn't.
I also confused the entirescene.
It was entertaining, but itwasn't good.
Him yelling in a big ol' effigywas the funniest part.
I thought it was a comedy.

Tim (13:35):
It is Nick Cage, so everything he does.
Because of uh that that sceneright there, if you watch um A21
films, uh not yeah, the A2films.
A twenty four films are good.
Slender no no.
What is that?
No, not Slender Man, uh thewhere he's the clown.

Lance (13:51):
I know, not it?

Tim (13:53):
No, or he's like a the Wait, who are we talking about?
Nick Cage plays that creepy assdude from that A24 movie.

Oh, with the with the the FBI lady.
Oh yeah, I watched that.

Lance (14:04):
Fuck.
That movie was good.
He wasn't a clown, but I don'tknow.
He wasn't a clown, but he wascreepy though.

It was uh fuck, what is that movie called?
I didn't like it.
I liked it a lot.
I did not.
I was so disappointed.
So weird.
Like Nick Cage was in it forall of like 10 fucking minutes.

Lance (14:20):
Yeah, but he fucking stole the shit.

Tim (14:28):
The scream that he does, I was just like, oh yeah.
That's fucking insane.
That's a quintessentialdisplay.

Lance (14:34):
As soon as I heard him laughing, I was like, that
sounds like Nick Cage.

Like when I was first watching, I was kind
of confused and I was like, soinsane take this stupid.

Lance (14:41):
A24 films are not garbage.

Javier (14:44):
They're amazing.

Tim (14:45):
Insane take.
They're amazing movies.
I think there are some A-24sthat are garbage.

Javier (14:50):
Moonlight Maiden of Crockers.

Tim (14:51):
But a lot of them are good.
Fuck Moonlight.
Uh man, uh Warfare.

Javier (14:55):
What?
I said it was good.
Oh, I think you said fuckMoonlight.
No, I said fuck Moonlight wasgood.
Okay.
Warfare was great.

Tim (15:02):
Warfare was great.
That was a great idea.

Lance (15:05):
Midsummer is great.
Green Green Knight, and you'dbe like, Green of the Group.

Javier (15:09):
Green Groom.
I mean shit.

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Yeah.

Javier (15:11):
That was and also my favorite card of Moonlight was
when they beat Lala Land becausefuck Lala Land.
Your trip and Lala Land wasgood.
It was not good.
Dude, that was so entertaining.
It's just like Gilmore Girlswith other adults and more white
people dancing.
It was like the artist meetsGilmore.
No, basically.
We've watched Gilmore Girlsevery day pretty much for like

(15:33):
two years, I feel like.

Lance (15:34):
Gilmore Girls does not suck.

Javier (15:36):
Gilmore Girls doesn't suck, but Rory Gilmore's a cunt.
I will say that with my chestout.
She's a real cunt.
As a matter of fact, you knowthere's a series called Zach
Morris is trash?
Um.
Like on the internet, it's likeZack Morris is trash about all
the shitty things he's done.
I want to do one about RoryGilmore, about how.

Rory's a daughter, right?

Javier (15:57):
Yeah.

Lance (15:58):
Okay.
You could do, you could do it.
You should do it.

Javier (16:00):
They're both named Loreline.

Lance (16:02):
Green Room did not suck, Jesse.

Javier (16:04):
Which one?
Green Room?

Lance (16:05):
I'm reading the chat.
They're saying some crazy shit.

Javier (16:08):
Which one's Green?
Green room.

Lance (16:09):
Green Room was with the fucking.

Javier (16:11):
Yeah, no, Green Room was good about that.
That was so good.
That was about Patrick Stewart.
They were the Nazis.
They were Nazis and the crazy.
Oh, you mean apt pupil in 2024?

The punk bands.
Yeah.
So everyone's issuing the greenroom, was like, everyone acted
like an idiot in that movie.
And it's like, yeah, they werefucking stressed out, and like
the Nazis, why would you wantthem to be smart?
The whole point is that theywere dumb.
And then the band was in asituation they didn't know what
to do, so they made dumbdecisions because in real world,
if you were being attacked by afucking bunch of neo-Nazis,
you'd probably do some stuff.

Tim (16:41):
Could you imagine though, like, okay, as a punk band, like
we we are a band, right?
And we're we get a show thatshit fucks you know, shit gets
fucked up, and we have to goplay another show, and some
dude's like, yeah, oh yeah, Iknow a place, and we show up,
and that's what we're given.
Like, I mean, you got two whiteguys that are gonna be just
fine.
I'll be okay.

(17:02):
You guys are gonna be fucked.

Lance (17:04):
But I'm just glad I'll go first.

Tim (17:06):
Like, I can't imagine, like probably.
I started to put myself intheir shoes, and I'm like, dude,
I can't imagine like rolling upand like you strolling there.
It's like, oh, this is thatkind of to be fair.

Lance (17:18):
They also did say they did play Nazi punks.
Fuck off.
They did.
They were asking for it.
Well, yeah, yeah.

Javier (17:24):
Um, that sounds like it reminded me of fuck.
What were we just talkingabout?
Say what you just said.
Oh, yeah.
Uh Peacemaker, season two.
You watch Peacemaker.
No, no.

I was like, did anyone say that?
No.
No.
No.

Javier (17:37):
No, no, I was thinking about Nazis.
Oh yeah.
I think I just spoiledsomething.
No, anyways.

It is, yeah, yeah.
I haven't watched anyPeacemaker.

Javier (17:46):
But you know what?
Rory Gilmore is a likeprivileged little bitch.
Oh, we back to Gilmore.
Gilmore girls.
I'm gonna talk about.
There's literally She's theworst.
She's like, there's a me?
There's a thing called RoryGilmore syndrome, where like the
first child like getscriticized once and they like
crash out and like think thateverything is against them, and

(18:08):
oh my rich grandparents willbail me out.

Lance (18:11):
It's a little ironic coming from you and you love
gossip girls.

Javier (18:14):
I love gossip girls.

Lance (18:15):
Right.
That sentence you just said iscrazy coming from a Gossip Girl
fan.
Look, man, because they are allshitheads.
Every single person in thatshow sucks.

Yeah, but it's different.
They're supposed to be shittyin Gossip Girl.
Not all of them.

Tim (18:28):
I don't think Rory's supposed to be shitty.
Not all of them are shitty.
I don't think she's supposed tobe.
Yeah, she's not supposed to be.

She just comes off.
But it's also hindsight, youknow what I mean?
Because like at the time,beloved, it's one of those
things like, oh, ten yearslater, later we look back and
this character sucks.
But it's like at the time, likewe weren't that termally online
hypercritical of like Shell'slike I he talks about me all the
time.
I am way overly critical ofthings that I'm just like.
And then I'll talk aboutsomething he's like, that was

(18:55):
ass, like I'll just turn mybrain off.
And he's like, why do you dothis other thing?
Like, I don't know, I didn'tlike it.
I will say critique the shitout of it for no reason.

Javier (19:01):
The final thing I will say about Gilmore Girls, there's
an episode where they'retalking about The Ling I'll say,
the last thing I'll say.
Um there's an episode wherethey talk about, oh, well, she's
in Yale, obviously, right?
If you've seen it.
Um, spoilers.
Yeah.
But um, no, the grandma's notthe villain, she's actually a G.
Um there's an ep there's asentence, she says, Oh, we were

(19:24):
talking about how whenever wefinish college, the Simpsons
won't be on the air anymore.
And I'm like thinking, no, it'sstill on the air.

I mean, they didn't know that at the time
when you recorded it.

Javier (19:34):
Anyways, yes.

Lance (19:35):
Oh, I'll have to say I was watching scary movies this
week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, sorry.
I'll do one real quick.
Neither of us got through ourwhole F.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I saidlike two things I was watching.

Javier (19:47):
Uh uh Lincoln Lawyer, great show.
Three seasons.

Lance (19:51):
You want a show that sucks, but it'll like it's
really fun to watch when you'reprobably not when you're sober,
though.

Javier (19:57):
Ghost stories.

Lance (19:58):
Uh I mean that's just amazing.
No, that's amazing.
Uh Fire Country.
It's a show on ABC.
It's fucking terrible.
Jordan and I have been watchingit.
We'd get highs, hell, and thenwatch it.
Is that why you watch it?
Is because you're high?
Yeah.
I I'm tr at this point we'retrying to figure out how it's
been renewed for four seasons.
Because it's I mean, didn'tYellowstone get four seasons?

(20:20):
Yellowstone's actually good.
It's a good show.
Yeah.
I didn't watch the last season.
This is like it feels like theywere in the brighter's room
trying to think of how crazythey could push the storyline
before they cancel the show.

Like we're just gonna do some stupid.

Lance (20:35):
We're gonna make this so wildly unrealistic that we're
gonna see if they care.

Javier (20:40):
You mean like the last season of How I Met Your Mother?

Lance (20:44):
No, well, no, because they're firefighters.
So it's no what?

Different show, but how you meant like how
bad the last season, how manyof us get this?

Lance (20:53):
I mean it was trash, but it wasn't that wildly
unrealistic.
It seems like a Ted move towhile even you know, while his
wife's dead body is still warmto move on straight back to
Robin with his dumbass.
Ah, spoiler!

Tim (21:10):
No.

Lance (21:11):
If you don't know by now, there's no point.

Tim (21:14):
Yeah, okay.
So I've been re- I I startedre-watching Weeds.

Oh, yeah.

Tim (21:20):
Yes, but it is I I swear it's fucking it's m it's a it's
a comedy version or more of adramedy version of Breaking Bad.

Lance (21:30):
The person that said A24 sucks likes fire country, so
that's that fucking trap.

I mean, I kind of respect it.
Like you just know I like shitstuff, it's okay.
It's okay.

Javier (21:44):
She said it brings me in the bear and the and Tulsa King
are phenomenal.
I gotta watch that.

Tim (21:48):
Now I'm questioning how I feel.
I've never seen any of those.
Tulsa King's good.

If you like uh if you like a good like kind
of like everyone says because Ilike Landman that I like Tulsa
King.
I don't think it's not.
Just because it's the samewriter.
Yeah, but I don't like it.

Lance (22:00):
It's the same guy that did fucking Yellowstone and all
this other shit.

Tim (22:03):
But they're just like, you know, one of those things like,
oh, I like this Artur, so if youlike one thing he does, you
like all of it, and I'm like, ifyou uh so the premise behind
Tulsa King is like this washedup fucking gangster gets out of
jail basically, and then he endsup establishing the mob in
fucking Tulsa, Oklahoma.
And he gets like the most likefucked up people to be part of

(22:24):
his crew, and it's just like athing like it's just like a
haphazard put-together thing,and then somehow stuff happens
and works out for him.
It's a good, it's a good show.
It is solid.
I I'm not a big Stallone fan.

You did not sell the show to me at all.

Tim (22:41):
I'm not I'm not a Stallone fan.
Like I can't stand the dude.
I think he I I don't like howhe talks, I don't like his
persona, but I really like himin this because it's like he's
playing himself, I feel.
Like a caricature of himself.
And it's really it's actuallyreally good.
I'm like, Stallone's actuallygot some chops.

Lance (23:02):
Didn't think so in Rocky.
No! I hated Rocky.

Javier (23:05):
Oh man! I like him hot take.

Tim (23:07):
I like the expend I like him in the Expendables.
The Expendables is a terriblemovie.

But it's so But that is just like that, like
it's a good, bad movie.
Yeah, it's one of those like,hey, remember 80s action movies?
We're just doing that over andover again.

Tim (23:21):
Uh it's a popcorn movie.
Yeah.
You can put it on, eat somepopcorn, not even pay attention
to it.

Javier (23:25):
They made Gently gay and uh Gently and uh Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
They made them gay.
They weren't a couple.
They're they're a couple.
I don't mean it like that.
In the movie, at the end,they're like, oh honey, you're
in expendables?

Lance (23:44):
Yes.
Which one?
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We watch it.
I believe that that happened,but definitely not in the last
one.

I've definitely seen the first three,
and I don't remember.

Javier (23:54):
Someone corrected me on the chat.
Yes.

Also, I realize now that I'm watching
trying to read this chat, Idefinitely don't know.
They're still talking aboutGilmore Girls subscription.
Perscription.
Yeah, prescription, yeah.

Javier (24:05):
Dean was a villain, Logan sucks, Jess was the best,
Rory's a That half a white clawI have today is just throwing me
off my game.

New Funky Panther Intro/O (24:14):
Okay.
Okay.

Tim (24:15):
But back on weeds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm watching it and I'm like,this is just it's it's breaking
bad.
That's all it is.
And we you realize, like,because she starts off with it,
she's just trying to, you know,supply money for her family,
take care of her family, right?
And then it becomes all abouther.
The only difference is the onlydifference is it's no longer

(24:37):
like in Breaking Bad, at least,like, everybody gets out and
it's just like he he's the fuckup at the end, you know.
She's taking everybody withher, and they're all following
along because they're fuckingstupid.
But it's good.

I I forgot how much I'm older than Breaking
Bad, so wouldn't Breaking Badjust be like, Yeah, yeah, no,
they're they're the same, yeah.

Tim (24:58):
It's just the same moves.

I mean, I like Weeds, but also Weeds that
show where like the maincharacter and that I like shows
like the main character isshitty and they're written, and
like the the way it's directedlets you know, like, yeah, you
this is not a good person.
Yeah.
You're following them as aprotagonist, but you're not
rooting for them as a hero.
And they don't try to like makeyou before.

Tim (25:15):
Whereas I rooted for Walter White the entire time because I
thought Skylar was a bitch.
She sucks.
Oh my god.

I never really like got the Skylar hate
that much because I'm like, thisdude's selling math.
Like, like she's pregnant andshe's selling meth.
Like, I'm not saying being abit of a big thing.

Javier (25:33):
She was a bitch that cheated on Walter who gave the
money that he had hidden thatwas supposed to save them to the
asshole boss so that way he canbuy a boat or some dumb shit.
Remember?

Dude, I wasn't like a huge fan of her,
but like I didn't like hate likeI remember there was like
hatred for her, and I was like,Yeah, she's a shitty character,
but like this dude's sellingmeth.
Like, this dude's killingpeople.
Like, we're comparing what he'sdoing with the show.

Javier (25:54):
Name another universally hated character, though.

Lance (25:56):
Like uh the fuck King Joffrey.
Oh Joffrey.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Fuck that, dude.
That ruined that ruined hiscareer.
So apparently, because theyinterviewed him because he's in
this new uh House of Guinnessshow.
Oh, I need to watch that.
He's they asked him if that waswhy he took time off, and he
said no.
I just happened to want to likelive a normal life for a little

(26:17):
while.
He went to school, he got adegree, he became a normal
person, and now he's backacting.
People screamed at him.
People screamed at fuckingstreets.
Dude, I played AnakinSkywalker.
Yeah.
Uh Christian Christian.
No, the other one, the AdenChristmas.
Hayden Christensen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No more white clocks.
They both did.

(26:37):
I love it.
They both got yelled at a lot.
One of them's in like jail orwhatever now.

Javier (26:42):
It was a good fucking show.
Great fucking show.
Did people say that I wasn'tgood?
No, I was just saying becauseHayden Christensen was in that.

Lance (26:48):
Well, he's I think people are like appreciate him now.

Javier (26:52):
Oh, have you seen Jumper?
Yeah.

Lance (26:54):
Great fucking movie.

So I like Jumper, and I remember like
watching reviews and everyoneshit on that movie, and I was
like, Did we watch the samemovie?
I was like, I thought that wasa joy but like I it was very
entertaining.
Yeah, I thought it was good.
Like Samuel Jackson was superhammy, like the movie didn't
take itself super seriously.
I felt at least, and I'm like,I'm watching reviews and I'm

(27:16):
like, what the fuck was everyoneelse watching, dude?
Like this was entertaining.
The dude literally teleports acar in traffic to get around and
like this dude, I couldteleport halfway around the
world, but no, I'm just gonnateleport myself through traffic
instead of just teleportingwhere I'm going.
Just the dumbest shiteverywhere.

Tim (27:31):
But that's the stuff that like you would do.
Like if let's just say that youhad you couldn't just teleport,
you know, straight into youroffice or whatever.
Like you can't do that, like,but you can teleport like you're
in a vehicle and you gottacommute.
Yeah.
Hell yeah, I'm gonna use it tomy advantage.

And but the thing is he can do both, but he
chooses to for fun.

Tim (27:49):
And I'm like, yeah, it's like playing around, you know
what I mean?
It's like if you were a ghostand you could just walk through
walls.
I mean, I'd be walking throughwalls all the time.
Yeah.

Javier (27:56):
Hell yeah.
It'd be like uh scare collegemoon.
Yeah, I'd go like half a wall.
I'd be going into like lockerroom.
No, it's that's even worse.
That's even worse.
Like, I'm like when you're inhigh school.
Yeah, that's the dream, right?
To be a ghost, to face throughwalls, to get into the room.
Yeah, but what is it as awomen's locker room?
Because you want to see thedongs kind of flipping and

(28:18):
twirling.
For comparative purposes.
But you can you can look atthat now.

Lance (28:22):
I want a ghost dog.

Javier (28:23):
You're a man.
But you go to jail for that,though.
Oh yeah.
It's front of them.
Don't go into locker rooms thatyou're not supposed to go to,
and don't record at the gym.
Because that's illegal.

I just want this dude to like be around me
on a mic one time and just notincriminate himself.
Just one time.
It's not gonna happen.

Javier (28:39):
What's the statute of limitations on murder?

Tim (28:41):
This man can never be able to tell you.
You can't run for any type ofoffice.
Oh no.

Lance (28:48):
Well, no.
Well, uh I was like, I don'tknow.
Well, I don't know.
I did he did he's Mexicanthough.
That only works.

Javier (28:56):
There was a time where I would go back to my Twitter
account and like type in likekey phrases and delete them.
You know, like uh Nazis or, youknow, because the current
president who's he loves Nazisand stuff like that.
You delete old shit, right?
Or you just delete the wholecounty, period.
Because I mean Kevin Hart gotscrewed over for being funny.

(29:16):
You know, he couldn't host theGraham Emmys or something.

Tim (29:19):
The Graham Emmys?
The Graham Emmys?

Javier (29:21):
What what did Kevin Hart do?
He said funny things that werefunny back then.
But you know.

Tim (29:28):
Did you see uh did you see Cam Patterson was on the SNL?

Lance (29:31):
Yes, yes.
He wanted to say the N-word sobad.
He did.

Tim (29:34):
He asked specifically the whole like uh I like rocks, but
I'm not retarded.

Lance (29:40):
Yeah, that guy.
He says I'm not I'm notretarded, but I like rocks.
I have no idea who that is.
He's just a black dude fromFlorida.
Okay.

Tim (29:53):
He's from Orlando, not to be confused with Kissimmee,
because there was a whole thingabout like air.
Everybody thinks that Disney isin Orlando and he's like, it's
not, it's a Kitsimi.
I mean, I know that.
Yeah.
But he's like going off theball.

Lance (30:06):
I thought it was in Lakeland, so I don't know either
way.

Tim (30:09):
Anyways, he he he's funny.
He was great in SNL.
So why didn't he say theN-word?
Oh, because they get fined.
Really?
For saying the N-word?
Yeah.

Javier (30:18):
I think he did as good as uh what's his Pete Davidson
did on his first episode.
Because Pete Davidson's firstepisode was on weekend update,
and it was like ask amillennial, you know?
Yeah.
Pretty rough.

And but it was Wait, was he on did he like
do like the little sidebar thingfor the news report shit with
Michael Shea and Call ofJustice?
Okay.
Okay, I know you're talkingabout, yeah.
Yeah, I thought that's a goodthing.
That's the only thing I watchin SNL is those two.
That's the only part of it Ithink that's funny.
I did watch it.

Tim (30:48):
And I only watch them whenever they're doing like the
racist shit back and forth.

Lance (30:51):
Oh my god, when they write each other's holiday ones.
Oh my god.
I love that.
It's it's gold.
It's comedy, right?
Michael's a menace with those.

Every couple of months I'll go on the SNL
like YouTube channel and I'lljust look up the weekend reports
and I'll go through all those,and that's the only thing I
watch.

Tim (31:05):
Yeah.
Michael Che he it's because hecan.
He's got he is allowed to dothat.
Be a menace.
Yeah.
And it specifically.
And Colin cannot.
No.
I mean, he tries.

Javier (31:17):
But him just like saying those jokes are not going to be
a good thing.

I mean, it kind of works for them too, you
know.
Yeah.

Javier (31:22):
But then Che's like, whoa! Man!

I've always liked Che's stand-up.
Yeah, we need to check him outon Weekend.
I've never seen a stand-up.
Oh, it's pretty much solid, butit's pretty fucking good.

Javier (31:33):
The video I like the most of Che is the one where
he's confronting Kanye aboutwhat he said on stage.
Oh, my backstage one?
Yeah.
He's like, we fucking love you,man.
Like, why are you gonna dothis?
Like, you have a chance to beon a bigger platform to have
your voice heard and be a betterperson, but you're you're the
way you're acting to us andeverybody.

(31:55):
Anyways, I had a lot of respectfor him.
But this weekend was a goodepisode because Bad Bunny uh was
on it.
Uh we watched half of it.
I think it was a good episode.
I don't respect Bad Bunny.
He's not a US leader.

Tim (32:07):
Well, I was gonna ask you, like, so what's your what's your
take on Bad Bunny?

Javier (32:10):
Yeah, what is your take specifically?
Me being a clearly PuertoRican.
I mean, we were all alike,right?
We all want to meet.
Y'all speak the different kindof Spanish, don't you?
Do you speak Spanish?
I do, yeah.
I mean, you can barely tellwith my white look.
You don't like he speaksSpanish.
I'm great at code switching.
I will say I'm great at codeswitching because there are

(32:32):
times where But he only talks,he only he only speaks Mexican.

Tim (32:35):
He only talks Spanish.

Javier (32:36):
He only talks talks Mexican with his family.

Tim (32:39):
Yeah, that's the only time you're gonna hear it.
He's not gonna talk to any ofus if we spoke Spanish.

Javier (32:47):
It's only whenever you get the oh, he's one of the good
ones.
That's where he kind of drawsthe line almost.
Are you saying that I what?
I've never said that.
No, um, me personally, I I Idon't listen to his music.
I am a fan of his because youcannot you cannot call him, you
can't say he's not an Americanif you have Stone Cold Steve

(33:09):
Austin in one of your musicvideos, or you go to WWE and
wrestle, you know.
Is that what is at the line?
Like on the US American.

Not the fact that he's born in Puerto Rico.

Javier (33:25):
American dream of the hillbilly is that's not what I
thought he was gonna say.
Stone Cold, Steve Austin.

Tim (33:32):
I was like, where's the stone cold thing going?
There's nothing more Americanthan wrestling on WWE.

Javier (33:37):
Or music video is Stone Cold.
Yeah.
I mean, come on.

Tim (33:41):
I don't listen to his music either.
I don't have a problem with himbeing in the in the halftime
show.
I'm sure he's gonna put on agood halftime show.

Javier (33:46):
Yeah, yeah.

Tim (33:47):
Um I thought he was hilarious.
No, y'all didn't you didn'tlike uh the ha the Happy Gilmore
2.

Lance (33:54):
I did not.
It was fine.

Tim (33:55):
I liked it.
It was just a bunch of callslike so bad.
All it was was just a bunch ofcall breaks.

Lance (34:00):
I haven't seen it.
It was an excuse for cameos.

Yeah, yeah.
I want to bring all my friendsand do this again.
Yeah.

Tim (34:10):
If you just go at it with that mindset, it's fine.
It's still very well you wantto watch it.
Yeah.
It's very bad.
But he did.
I thought he was great in that.
He was funny.
I love the man.

Lance (34:21):
Certain people like were really good in it, but the movie
as a whole was still.

Yeah, I liked it in bullet trained.
I didn't know who he was untilBullet Train.
Like, I'd heard the name, butI'd never seen his face.
And then I remember watching itlike a Baboni.
And then, like, when it wasdoing like his whole white
thing, I was like, isn't thatdude Puerto Rican?

Javier (34:36):
He played a Mexican.
Yeah.
He played a Mexican.
How dare you bullet trainproducers?
Well, they didn't have anyMexicans available that they
could use.

I'm sorry, they had a use Hector.

Lance (34:46):
Oh, the dude got Hector in everything he's ever been in.

Javier (34:50):
I got a last name, but I don't know how to spell it.

But I mean the dude was huge, so it made
sense why they put him in themovie.

Javier (34:56):
Yeah.
Um, I think people that aresaying, like, uh that other
small douchebag in uh Congresswas like, they need to put Lee
Greenwood.
I'm like, bitch, shoot the guywho sang uh I'm proud to be an
American?
Yeah, proud to be an American.
At least I know a Canadianversion of that song too.
They did.
I think it made one for Icelandalso.
I didn't know about that one.
Yeah, I'm proud about that.

(35:16):
I saw it on Reddit.
I'm proud to be aware.

I think it was on like last week tonight or
something, and people weretalking about it on Reddit.
Yeah, you're right.
And I was like, oh, that's areal thing.
So I had to go.
I went back and watched theepisode and then looked it up,
like, oh, he really did do this.
I gotta look that up.

Javier (35:29):
But I mean, the the ignorance of people to say,
well, they need to take his visaaway and you know this and
that, and I'm just like, I'm I'mbewildered of the ignorance and
stupidity of some Americans.
Uh, this is then Dallas Star.

Lance (35:41):
You're surprised Winnipeg won.
Yes.
You're you're surprised thatthat people are this dumb.
Look who they voted intooffice, my guy.

Tim (35:50):
Uh what gets me is like nobody can it seems like the
only way that the masses I don'tknow if we can say the masses,
but the people with the loudestvoices on on social media is if
we got like kid rock andfive-fingered death punch.

Lance (36:05):
And a whole bottle of Tylenol.
And put them on.
And uncircumcised.
Oh, yeah.
Don't the circumcised guysappear a new thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't I can't keep on.
Swear to God, he's it came ithappened today.
He said that they're twice.
A circumcision, an earlycircumcision mixed with a mom

(36:27):
that took Tylenol.
Autism.

Tim (36:30):
Autism.

Lance (36:31):
But I have both, so that was like that.

That defines everything about me then.
Yeah.
Now I know why I'm Australian.
I've been wondering.
God bless my auntie.

Javier (36:43):
God bless it.

Tim (36:44):
Yeah, it's just um I there's no way that you're gonna
make it.
You can't make when it comesdown like the Super Bowl and
like the halftime shows, youcan't make everybody happy.
That's like that's just howit's gonna be.

Lance (36:52):
I mean certain people are mad literally every year, so
yeah.

But it's like that's it's one of those things
where like they're just like,who's the biggest artist right
now that'll really like, whichmakes sense, who's gonna get us
the biggest buzz?
Like last year it's like, hey,who's really big in the media
right now that will both one geta lot of attention for the
right reason and two piss a lotof people off and also draw
attention?
Right.
Let's pick that person.
And be like, oh, it workedreally well for the black guy.
Let's pick someone brown thistime and see what happens.

(37:19):
That's just r I mean it's likerage baiting.

Tim (37:22):
I'm just waiting for the mandate that it says like it
comes down like you can'tbroadcast any of his stuff if
unless it's one the person wechoose.

Javier (37:30):
Oh, that idiot just signed a proclamation to call it
Columbus Day.
Columbus Day is only calledColumbus Day, not Indigenous
People's Day.

Lance (37:40):
But fuck Columbus, dude.

Javier (37:42):
Fuck that guy.

I gotta be all on that one.
I'm kinda like, whatever getsme a day off of work.
You can call whatever the fuckyou want.
Y'all get days off, I don't getthat shit.
It's like Black History Month,and I'm like, I don't really
know a lot of black people thatgenuinely care.

Tim (37:54):
Well, you don't get the you don't get it like once you're
out of school, huh?
I said you don't get the wholemonth off.
For February?
Bro, Jordan.
So I don't fuck care about it.

Jordan's Martin Luther King Day because I
get out of the way.

Lance (38:04):
Bro, Jordan had to work on MLK Day every time, and I was
like, that's crazy.
I'm off work and you'reworking?

I've I've only been off for Juneteenth
since like it became a federalholiday once.
Ever.
Only once I've been off forJune.
I've worked every other one.
Remember our first one?
They called us you we theycalled us in the work to let us
know that hey, Juneteenth is anew federal holiday, which means
it's an off day.
But we're still working.
We're like, oh, why the fuckare you thinking you stopped me

(38:32):
from working to tell me to getmy ass back to work?
Cool.
Thanks.
Glad we had this talk.

Tim (38:37):
Yeah.

Javier (38:39):
So thoughts on Bad Bunny?
What do you want?
Good, bad, I think it's good.

I love Bad Bunny, so I think it'll be fine.
I think he is an okay actor inthe one movie I saw him in, but
I've never heard one of his.
I I just know his music isSpanish, and I'm like, It's a
vibe though, dude.

Lance (38:54):
Yeah, and he's really funny.

Tim (38:56):
Every time he's on SNL, he's so funny.
Yeah, I think I mean I thinkhe's funny, and again, like it
is a vibe.
You don't have to listen, youdon't have to like um understand
what he's saying exactly oranything.
Yeah, but he does have a goodflow.

So I don't really like reggaeton.
I like actual rap.
So is it just that he raps inSpanish?
Because like that Pitbull styleshit.
You mean like daddy Yankee Promagazine?

Lance (39:18):
He's not even rapping.

He's not even really rapping.
Because someone told me he'sbasically like the Puerto Rican
Drake, and I was like, well,I'll never listen to that.
That's what someone told mebasically what it is.
Imagine Drake was still good.

Javier (39:31):
And a not a predator, right?

Lance (39:33):
Well, that probably was always the thing.

Tim (39:36):
I could see it like not in his music, but just like
comparing like um that likesuper stardom where Drake was.
Bad bunnies is.

Well, he was saying like his style of music.
Oh was like the sing songy kindof rapping.
Sure.

Lance (39:53):
Yeah, sure.
I can't think of another art.
I don't know.
I honestly dude, I would it'shard for me to describe.
I would just listen to onesong.

I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna go home and
listen to you not going to.

Tim (40:05):
That's okay.
Yeah, you gotta s you gottasend him a link.
And then he may and he maylisten to it.
I mean he might not even stilllisten to it.

No, if you sent me a link, I'll check out a
song or two.
I'll I'll definitely check outa song or two.

Javier (40:14):
All I gotta say is if you don't like Bad Bunny, you've
never eaten ass.

Lance (40:19):
I don't know if that's true, but I don't know.
I think it's okay.
Probably that.
Yeah.
I mean, some people.
You ain't live.
Yeah, it is kind of weird.
Like shit with corners?
Yeah.
It was all the Tylenol.

Javier (40:39):
Oh my god.

I just imagine you would bleed every
time if you had a square.
Yeah, that'd be rough.

Javier (40:43):
Oh my god.
But your butthole's stretchy,so.

Yeah, you're still gonna catch like a kernel
in the corner at some point.
It's gonna be up.

Lance (40:52):
They say that a whole raccoon can go up there.

Gross.
Yeah, they say a lot of thingsabout your asshole that I don't
need to know about myself.

Lance (41:00):
Alright, so uh about anybody's asshole, not just
mine.
So we never I've never tried.

Javier (41:06):
We literally didn't have anything planned for this
episode, but literally great.

Tim (41:10):
But uh okay, so I I did want to ask questions because
we're we're all here and we'veall been to uh Chacho's.
Chacho's nachos, yes.
Chacho's nachos.

Javier (41:19):
So yeah, oh fuck.

Tim (41:21):
So I was told, I was told I messed up by not getting the
nachos.

Yeah.
You go to Chachos for thenachos.
The nachos are pretty fire.

Lance (41:27):
Obviously, we know why I don't get the nachos.
You always well see, I was justgoing pretty much off what you
said.

But I but the tacos are fucking fire.
So I I've heard their nachosare good.
I haven't had their nachos infucking since I was like 13, 14,
so literally like 20 years.
So I I can't probably more thanthat.

New Funky Panther Intro/Outr (41:43):
Oh god.

So anyways, I haven't had their nachos in
like yeah.

Tim (41:46):
I want to know, is San Antonio like would you drive
there for a day?
Dude, I would to go.
You've done it before, okay.

I've done it multiple times.
I've driven to Corpus for aday, bro.
We've literally driven toCorpus, stopped in San Antonio,
got chaos, went down to thebeach, hung out for like an hour
or two, got a hotel with ourwindow open so we could sleep
with the sun of the ocean, gotup in the morning, hit chachos
on the way back, and drove home.
That sounds like a little bit.

Lance (42:10):
I remember that.

Tim (42:11):
Okay.
So that's is that the furthestthat you would go to have chaos?

Bro, I lived in Washington.
I will drive as far as my carwill take me without blowing up
in a day.
Without any doubt in my mind.

Tim (42:25):
Oh, for food?
Yeah, for food for a day.

Like it.
I mean, I'll I'll I'll plan todo something else while I'm
there, but like when inWashington, like a lot of people
tell you, like, yeah, I willliterally plan a day in Seattle
just as excuse to go get food.
Like I used to drive down thereto get ramen from this place
that I love.
Yeah.
And then I'd be like, I guessI'm in Seattle, so I'll do some
shit.

Tim (42:43):
You were up in La Moore, right?
Or I've never been in Lamar.
I've never been in Lamar.

Lance (42:47):
We were in Oak Harbor.

Tim (42:48):
Okay, so how far is that too?

Speaker 3 (42:49):
It's like what to Seattle?

Tim (42:51):
Like two and a half, three hours of traffic.
I have been dreaming of goingback to uh Salt Lake City just
to eat at the Red Iguana.
Chad's gone multiple times.
He's gone back there multipletimes.
Dude, the Red Iguana is the, inmy opinion, I think it's the
best Mexican food I've ever had.
Salt Lake City, Utah?
Salt Lake City, Utah.

Okay, just making sure.

Javier (43:13):
Is it Mexican or is it like Tex-Mex with Reddit?

Hold the way, hold the fuck up! Where's she
stationed in San Diego?
No, no, no, no, no.

Tim (43:19):
Oh, no, no, no.

Lance (43:20):
Don't even don't don't do it.
I don't like California.

Tim (43:23):
I don't like California.
Oh, you don't like real Mexicanfood.
No, I don't like bottom.
I don't like yeah.
But no, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'mgonna tell you.

Lance (43:29):
Every throat is a different Mexican food.
It's a hard it's a hard pill.

Tim (43:32):
Hang on.
I'm gonna tell you, like.
Where the fuck are you going?

Lance (43:37):
Where's my fucking?
It's not Texas.
Can you give me a sodi pop orsomething?
Give me something with alcoholso I can fucking wash this
bullshit about the safety.

Tim (43:44):
Oh.
Yeah, I have no soda.
It's beer.
You have Topo Chico.

Lance (43:47):
Okay.

Tim (43:48):
Is it just plain Topo Chico?
Well, I'll probably put sometequila in this then.

Um something bitch made, preferably.

Tim (43:55):
So my my thing with uh ready iguana is the family moved
like this Mexican family movesto to Salt Lake City for
whatever reason.
They decide that they don'thave a restaurant that
represents them and they want tothey want their family to be
able to eat and they want tobring their their food to the

(44:16):
community.
So it's like PF Chan.
Oh dude, it's not a fuckingSalt Lake City.
So it is uh their theirspecialty is mole.

I said it's so it's like PF Chang.
Originally.
That's what I was going withthe whitewash.
It started off being authentic.

Tim (44:30):
But there's so there's so there they're their whole thing
is mole.
Is there tequila over there?
Maybe.
There's vodka.
There's a fucking liquor upthere.
Or gin.
There's gin.
Just so I look through there.
But the whole thing is mole.
And so they make all thesedifferent types of mole for the
different types of meats andstuff like that.

(44:51):
Yeah, this tastes like beer.
And their mole is probably thebest.
I mean, it I dream about it.
And they sell it by the pint.
Like the different types ofmole.
I have been wanting to go toSalt Lake City so bad.
So Jesse and I have, like, sheworks, um she works on uh uh
she'll have Sunday, Monday,Tuesday off.

(45:12):
So every other week I haveMonday, Tuesday off, so I just
gotta take a Sunday off.
I want to fucking fly up to seeuh Salt Lake City just to eat
there.
Spend spend a day basically andthen and then head back.

I mean I could I respect that.
Um I suppose.
But I was also thinking about ashot?

Tim (45:32):
I guess.
I mean you gotta pour it.

Javier (45:36):
First podcast shot.

Tim (45:37):
I was also thinking about uh Chacho's nachos and how I
think we should I should bedown.
I think we should just make aroad trip down to San Antonio.
I'd be down.
We get up in the morning, wedrive down there, we get there
for lunch, we have lunch, we dosome shit over in uh in San
Antonio, and then uh we justdrive back that same day.
Yeah, we can spend the night ornot.
I'm down to it.
Or spend the night that orspend the night and come back

(45:58):
the next morning.
Daddy, you had me at Chacho's.

Javier (46:00):
My brother lives in San Antonio over here, free place to
stay.

Lance (46:03):
Why have not let's go like soon?
Because I need that guisada.
Oh, fuck me.
That shit is so fucking all ofit, dude.

Speaker 8 (46:11):
In my ass.

I I I think that's why is he standing over?
Why don't you just swing yourleg around and remove it?
You and this fucking mic, dude,are driving me goddamn crazy.

Tim (46:23):
I think I think chaos would be the furthest that I would be
willing to drive for from herethat I know of, yeah.
Yeah.
Willing to drive from here toget get food.

I mean, people drive to Bucky's all the
time just to go to BuckyStation.
And that's a fucking gasstation.
But people drive two and a halfhours far hours for a gas
station.
I can drive far for some realfood.

Lance (46:40):
But now that I understand the hype of Chachos, I would do
that at any point.

Javier (46:46):
The thing about um Buckies is that before it blew
up, it was somewhere like youhad to plan a trip to go
somewhere and then stop there onthe way.
Yeah, I mean we're gonna be.

I've done that before because I remember
Bucky's back in the day when itwas just down south, and it was
like, yeah, you're driving on35, you're fucking oh look,
there's a Bucky's, I'll stop andget a snack and get a brisket
sandwich.

Lance (47:08):
I don't know what I'm doing, man.
I I'm not a bartender.
Okay, well cheers.
I'm a fucking sailor.
Cheers.
Cheers, boys!

Tim (47:15):
You're not even that.
True.
True.

That's my first shot in like almost like
two years.
That's not true.
Well, the last time I had ashot.
Shout out to Dang.

Lance (47:30):
We did shots uh my birthday weekend.

Shout out to Tim with PF flyers on.

Tim (47:36):
That was last year.
Okay, so let's let's let'slet's get in the chat.
What do we got going on in thecheck?

That was my birthday.

Javier (47:41):
I didn't do a shot.
Lance isn't a sailor anymore.
Lance isn't a sailor anymore.
Let's run down the chat realquick.
Tim, will you do the honors?

Tim (47:49):
Alright, so somewhere out there, some hater will be uh
salty and pissed off during thehalftime show again.
Yeah, I think that's that'sgonna be a constant thing.
We're never gonna I mean we'realways gonna be dealing with
that.
Um it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what it'sit's the same thing with like
the award shows.
You get like the awardsceremony ceremonies or whatever
for music, and it's the wholething with uh Beyoncé and the

(48:13):
country artist thing it was aBeyonce album.
I liked it.
It was good, she was good,right?
Um but people are pissed offthat she she won that, right?
Uh let's see.

Lance (48:24):
Uh do y'all I had Skyline Julie last week.

Tim (48:28):
Do we want limes?
Do we want some limes withSkype?

Skylone Julie is?
I don't do limes with mytequila.
I kind of like to let mytequila linger a little bit,
honestly.
I want it to hurt.
I don't want that.

Lance (48:38):
I never use lime.

I if I do wrong, I appreciate the
offering.
I will say what I do like.
I like uh squirt of lime in theshot directly, but not like as
a chaser.
But like when I used to drinkuh 1800 pretty consistently, I
would 1800 with a square.
I would get like just the limejuice, and I would just put a
squirt of lime juice in my shot.

Tim (48:57):
So I don't think my I don't think I I don't think like
you're uh whenever you're goingthrough active recruiting, like
you're supposed to go drinkingwith your recruiter.
I did.
Did you?
Okay.

Lance (49:06):
Yeah, mine was a square, so I went drinking with my my
recruiter.

Tim (49:10):
His name was His name was Jim Jones.

Javier (49:14):
You mean the rapper or the murderer?
The the cult leader.

Tim (49:19):
The cult leader.
Um his name was Jimmy Jones.
Jimmy Jones.

John Jones, you're right.

Tim (49:23):
I got people mixed up a lot.

They all they all looked the same.

Tim (49:26):
I remember getting the I I was I I think I I think I just
turned like I think I was just21.
And uh he handed me a we wentto Don Pablo's, which is a
Mexican restaurant used to be.
Down the street from therecruiter's.
And it we were I was with himand some other like sailors, and
we were we decided we weregonna start doing shots.

(49:49):
They hand me a shot of uh uhJose Cuervo, and I just like
fucking downed it with nothing.

Javier (49:56):
He's like, Yeah, guys ever done poppers before?

Tim (49:58):
That's what happened next, actually.
No, it was like I just remembergetting like I remember getting
serious props for like notneeding a chaser or making a
face, and I was like, Well, I'mnot a bitch.

I'm fucking texing, baby.

Tim (50:10):
And then you over here saying, like, yeah, I don't like
to do lime.
Yeah, me neither.
If I'm gonna do a tequila shot,that's it.

I also don't like chilled shots, which people
always tell me weird.
Like, I like specificallywhiskey.
I don't like chilled whiskey.
I don't like chilled whiskey.
It's like syrup.
I like it if I'm gross.
If I'm sipping it.
Yeah, yeah, I'll do I'll do anduh and even then I'll I'll I
won't do it chilled, I'll do itwith ice.
Yeah, yeah.
But I'll drink it a littlefast, but like I don't like
chilled shots because it turnsinto like syrup, especially
Jaeger.

Lance (50:34):
Like Jaeger gets so fucking thick, it's like that's
one where like I I I understandeither side.
No.
Because like, I don't know,dude.
It gets more thick.
Which it gets cold.
Yeah, but then sometimes youdon't want it warm because it
just like hurts.
I mean it's gonna hurt eitherway, because Jaeger's fucking
disgusting.

Tim (50:54):
Have you seen the Orange Jaeger?

No.
I've heard it's really good.
I've heard it's really goodtoo.
Yeah, but people liketraditional Jaeger and they're
fucking.
Oh no, it's gross.
I like Malort.
People like Kraken, andKraken's fucking disgusting.

Tim (51:06):
One big pikey.
He uh he's been doing thiswhole series of orange eager, so
I'm gonna go try to find some.

Lance (51:12):
Did you see the the latest one he did?
He did fucking Green Monster,and then he he floated Guinness
on top, and then he did a dropshot of the Orange Jaeger.
Oh, man.
He said it was amazing.

Javier (51:28):
I love it.
The Jameson Orange isdelicious.

I did go through a kick where I would do
Surge with White Hennessy.
Oh, it's fucking delicious.
I can see that.
It doesn't sound like a movie,but it is.
I used to take white Hennessywith uh like ginger ale.
Oh, I love it.
Yeah, or mountain, and then Istarted doing Mountain Dew.
And then one of my friends hadSurge one day, and I was like,
oh, it's even better with Surge.

Tim (51:48):
We always did Hennessy in uh hypnotic.
What?
No way.
You you came up with that?

Yeah, dude.
That's fucking dope.
I never thought to mix thosebefore.
What'd you call it?
Incredible hole.
Oh, like the comic bookcharacter?
Oh, because it turns green.
Dude, that's fucking dope! Holyshit.
Um I gotta write this down.
Where's my F.

Javier (52:11):
I'm speaking to the man who invented the Incredible
Hole.

Tim (52:15):
I never got into um I never got into I never got I never
understood the I never got intothe Hennessy.
I never got into I never gotinto I never got into cognac
until until recently actually.

I've always liked cognac as like a sipping
more than a shot thing.
I don't I forget like I like sowhen we're on our podcast, I
have a big issue because like Itried not to drink too many
black those, so I'm like peoplehear me, but they don't see me.
No, no, no, yeah, yeah.
So you know it's like but nowthey're like, oh, I can just say
all this black chicks, peoplecan see that I'm black.
Uh but I tried white, like backat home, they drink white

(52:47):
Hennessy, not normal Hennessy,which is I guess it's something.
I don't know what thedifference is, but I just tastes
better.

Tim (52:52):
I've been on uh on cruise ships and you could buy it like
an MV3 or something.

It just tastes just try it.
If you don't like traditionalHennessy, try white.

Tim (52:58):
No, I mean I like I like Hennessy now.
I mean I didn't I didn'tunderstand I didn't I didn't
really know what cognac was backback then.
Yeah.

It reminds me of the Because people think
Hennessy is the only cognac.
I also thought he drinkscognac.
And he's an old black guy.

Tim (53:11):
I also thought I shouldn't like I thought it was culturally
appropriating if I drink.
I don't think we made cognac atthat point.

Lance (53:17):
Why I drink that shit?

Tim (53:18):
I don't now.
I did then.
So good.

I mean, but in modern times people are
sensitive.
So get it that you're beingrespectful.

Javier (53:24):
You step back.

Lance (53:25):
It's probably good props if you buy it.

Javier (53:27):
It's like that Chappelle show skit that they showed
after he ran away where he's onthe airplane and asking about
the in-flight meal, and thenshe's like, and the devil on his
shoulder is like uh he's like,oh, we got uh chicken.
He's like, Oh chicken! Youdon't get the chicken! That's a
racist.
I remember that.
And then it's like uh is it uhgrilled or Garrett we used to

(53:54):
work with, like reallylight-skinned black guy.

Someone made like a fried chicken joke, and
he's like, Oh, alright, everyonein this room that likes fried
chicken, raise your hand.
Well, obviously, everyone, he'sjust like inward, inward, inward
at all the white people.
And I was like, Garrett, whatare you doing?
He's like, Yeah, shit fuckingdoesn't feel good, doesn't it?
I was like, oh my god, dude.
Just crashing out in front ofeverybody.
I was like, this dude lost hisfucking mind.

(54:17):
But it wasn't wrong.
Everyone liked fried chicken.

Tim (54:20):
No, uh back on on the hit.
I'll get some white hinness.
Back on racism.
Yeah, back on racism.

Yeah, if you can find it, you can't find it
in the States, though.

Tim (54:27):
No, I've only seen it, I've only seen it on um when we're
on like on like on the ship orwhatever doing.
It's all over the Caribbean.

It's huge.
It's I know it's in Europe andit's huge in the Caribbean.
White Hennessy?
Yeah, white Hennessy.

Javier (54:38):
Yeah, never heard of it.

I've never once seen it in the States.
I'm sure someone's gonna haveseen some fucking boutique
liquor store that sells likefucking like the like this
Stella XP.
Costco has it.
And it's like, oh yeah, we haveit here.
Some people, like, most liquorstores don't.
I've never seen it.

Lance (54:54):
I'll go to Costco right now.

Javier (54:56):
Oh man.

Because like that's like my two dark drinks
that like I really got big intowas that and then any cruisian
rum.
But that's more of a like myit's my people.
It's your people, yeah.
It's good too, though.
Like someone someone in myfamily is probably brewing that
shit right now.

Tim (55:11):
I was gonna ask, like, so is that rum like so you know
they've got like the funkierrums, or then you've got like
Jamaican rums tend to be alittle bit more of that kind of
funk taste compared to likeCuban rum.

Uh no, cruiser well it depends.
So cruising rum's pretty notwell now, supposedly now they're
owned by Jim Bean.
They're pretty fast in it.
So like they have like theclears, the age, the dark age,
and they have like their liketop, like their gold standard
top one that's like age twentyyears, and then they also do
like the clears that are likeflavored coconut, pineapple, so

(55:44):
I got it.
They they cover the spectrum ofuh of rum.

Tim (55:47):
I've been trying to make a I've been trying to make a
peanut butter jelly shot.

Yeah.

Tim (55:51):
So I've got screwball peanut butter jelly.
I've been trying to like comeup with one that's like good.
Or either a shot or like anactual like drink like you would
get in like cocktail, right?
So I bought some shamboard.
I think I'm saying it right,shamboard.
The champagne?
It's uh no, that's a rat thatraspberry liqueur.

Javier (56:08):
Oh, shamborg would have been a good name for a borg.

Tim (56:11):
It would be.

Javier (56:12):
You mean like what we I don't remember what we named.
Oh, the b the borg's name?

Tim (56:17):
Yeah, black outrage gallon.

Oh.
I was like, what the fuck is aborg?

Tim (56:20):
I'm thinking Big Bag Beetleborgs?

Lance (56:23):
Bro, that show ruled.
That's an OG or something.

Yeah, but like peanut butter and jelly
shots remind me of like uh likeblack and tans.
It's like one of those thingslike it's cool in concept, but
like I like everything separate,but together I don't know.

Tim (56:33):
I mean I got black and tans in a can.

I try to get plants of black and tans.
I like pilsners, but I don't Idon't like get us either.

Javier (56:39):
What's the shot you take after you're out of the Navy?
It's a black and tan, isn't it?
No, it's not a shot.
That black and tan's not ashot.
Well, somebody what what drinksare the drinks that you drink
after you're out of the navy?
That's called marijuana.

You you you you're two marijuana.
THE SELSER SHING THE FI In anyform you can get.
When you get out of theEveryone has a Bob Barley party.
That's what they do.
They get out like, oh, I cansmoke pot now, and then they go
and smoke pot, post a bunch ofpictures on on a line, tell
their friends in the military,like, look at me, I can smoke
pot now.
Oh, I didn't like that.
Yeah, you fucked up.
Then you didn't get out right.
You gotta get back in.
You gotta read list just so youcan get out and do that.

(57:12):
That's alright.

Lance (57:13):
No, I finally got to go to a two-high event.
That was comedy show, right?
Okay.
I went to the comedy show.
So how was it?
It was awesome.
It was great to see Dank, ofcourse, and JOE.
Um, but uh we got to try thisbrand out of I wanna say college
station is what you did.

I don't want to just steal that from you so I
can actually read the chat.

Lance (57:33):
Went uh he was a uh a seltzer company.
So we got to test some seltzersand then we got to uh fucking
take free dabs.
Okay, I got you.

Tim (57:45):
Free dabs and somebody come on back, Lance.
Have you bought uh have youbought any um seltzers from the
Total Wine lately?

Lance (57:54):
Um Yeah.

Tim (57:57):
So did they did they tell you that um I think it was
effective October 1st, you haveto be 75 or younger.
Alright, I didn't know who thefuck is G in the chat.

Because they just said Jaeger Bomb ain't bad
though.
I like Kraken and Melord ain'tbad.
I'm sorry, I have to interruptyou later now.
Whoever the fuck you are, youare absolutely wrong.
That's that's Gladys.

Javier (58:17):
That's Gladys.

Tim (58:18):
Um Lord's not bad.
Mallort's not bad.
Melore's not bad.
Um, so you have to, as ofOctober, I think it was like
October 1st, you had to 75 oryounger have to show an ID.
75 or younger for the THC uhseltzer duration.
I mean, I get it.

Javier (58:32):
They that shitty, what's his name?
The douchebag, that not in thewheelchair, the other one.
Uh Dan Patrick.

Tim (58:37):
Well, it's not Dan Patrick.
This is this was um this was athing with uh your name is also
with Abbott, but you know, like90.
I I I truly believe that Abbottsaw the cards at hand and was
like, Dan Patrick's stupid, heis not going to get re-elected.

Javier (58:52):
He just had too many towns.

Tim (58:54):
Yeah, too many to he's being he's being Australian.
Um love that this is catchingoff.
Yeah, yeah, so you know, theydouble down on that and and and
he vetoes it and all that, but II I do believe that we're
coming up with some like atleast some like common sense
shit, right?
Like thank you.
Yeah, we don't want like littlekids getting their hands on it.

(59:16):
I mean it's hard it's hard toget uh alcohol as a child at
Total Wine, anyways, I feel.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
I got I get carded all the time.

Tim (59:25):
Just do what we did back in the day.

Find a homeless dude, offering ten
bucks and a bite, whatever thefuck you want, dude.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
For real.

Is that what y'all did?
Yeah, that's what I did.
What did you do?
I was a square.
What did I do?

Tim (59:34):
Yeah, to get uh liquor.

Javier (59:36):
I didn't do anything, I just had it.
Okay.
Like you made it?
Yeah.
It was like, yeah, bathtub.

I was like, we had a bathtub in the
backyard.
It was always full.

Tim (59:44):
Just do my little tin cup and I used to I used to drive
into uh on Long, I'd go up LongAvenue to the uh there was a
mini mart, like a littlestandalone mini mart.
No, it was on the left.
It was nothing.
It was just a s it was just aps like cinder plug.

Javier (01:00:03):
Breaking news uh Dallas 5, Winnipeg 3.
Jesus.

Tim (01:00:06):
Yeah, it was just a uh it was just a uh standalone like
little convenience store orwhatever, but you couldn't go in
and buy.
You had to go through thedrive-thru.
And so I'd go over there andbuy my Swisher Sweets.
And I'd buy like a case of youknow beer or whatever.

Lance (01:00:20):
He wants us to know he's cool.

Tim (01:00:21):
Yeah, like switcher sweets.
Switcher sweets, that's whatthat's what that's what that was
the thing.

Lance (01:00:26):
I got a black and mild wine wood tip.

Tim (01:00:28):
Black and mild was not cool then.
It was swish wood.
What are you talking about?
Wine mods have always been alittle bit.
Black and milds have been coolfor not here.

Javier (01:00:36):
It was always maybe not like Trophy City where you live,
but for the rest of the worldthey were.
Swishers.
It was just everybody was usingswishers.
We smoked swishers.
I mean, yeah, we smokeswishers, but I mean I mean, I'm
talking not even like packedwith the the tobacco wherever
the fuck it has.

A bunch of people (01:00:51):
You ever smoked like a swisher sweet
cigar?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, that's what we would buythose.
I just bought one, I literallylike just smoked it as is, and I
was like, this is the mostdisgusting fucking thing ever.

Lance (01:01:03):
When we went to uh It's terrible.
Lowdown that one time.

Tim (01:01:06):
Remember they had No, those are those were uh backwoods.
No, it was backwoods.

It literally tastes like someone wrapped the
shittiest tobacco possible,smoked half of it, mixed it with
the ash, and then wrapped it inlike a fruit roll it flavored
paper.
Oh, I threw up the I threw up.
What?
I threw up with that shit.

Lance (01:01:22):
Switcher sweets and Hennessy and Hypnotic.
I love it.
Tim is the weirdest person.
That's what but that's what weused to give you a card.
No, no, no.
I don't want a card.

Javier (01:01:35):
I'm trying to wind up.
I don't have that authority.
Easy there, Cam.
No, but I mean you remember.

Tim (01:01:43):
We're gonna get off the area like fucking state next
time, right?
You remember the parties thatwe used to have, like if someone
rolled up with a hip with abottle of hypnotic, that was
like we thought that was- Oh,that was the that are we thought
that was the coolest shit ever.

Javier (01:01:54):
Hypnotic or Alice Day?
Either one of those, yeah.

Tim (01:01:57):
Grew up in different states, too.

Javier (01:01:59):
I mean that was the one thing we had to bring.
I know whenever we were goingto San Antonio every year, we
all had to somebody had to bringa bottle of hypnotic.

New Funky Panther Intro/O (01:02:09):
Yeah.

Javier (01:02:10):
And in San Antonio.
It was a treat almost.

Tim (01:02:12):
It was a tr it was a treat.
It was like a special dealbecause like I guess in our own
mind, we thought that was liketop shelf, like expensive as
shit.

I also hung up with black people until I
joined the Navy.
I didn't stop hanging out withblack people until after I
joined the military.
Yeah, then you're justsurrounded by whites.
Yeah, like it just I'm not likeI was before I joined the
military, I was black enough tobe with black people that I
joined the military, and I waslike, every person is hood of
shit except me.
Yeah.
And they're like, Yeah, you'rejust not that black.
And I was like, I'd never, I'dnever been told I wasn't that
black in the military.

(01:02:41):
And I'd like to pull your card.
I'm like sitting next to ninewhites.

Lance (01:02:45):
It's light-skinned black dudes that are saying that from
the boot dogs.

Because like, if you look at pictures when I
was there, I was living inFlorida, I was way darker.
Yeah.
And then it'd be like some dudethat looked more Hispanic than
anything, like, you ain't black.
And I'm like, bro, are youPuerto Rican?
Like, did you say this shit inSpanish?
What are you doing right now?
No, yeah.
Sammy Sosa?
We're talking about the sameperson.
Yeah.
But just other versions of himmy entire career.
Fair enough.
And they're like, why do youwhy do you talk so so proper?

(01:03:12):
And it's like, I don't know,bitch, because I can read, like,
the fuck you want me to do?
Like growing up, I wasn't like,I mean, granted, I did say the
N-word a lot growing up, andthen I kind of like, I don't
doubt that at all.
Apparently, Tim as well.
No.
That's why he drank what hedrank.

(01:03:32):
I just feel like Tim said itwith an A and he said it with a
hard R.
Hard.
Like the hardest task.
Like he capitalized only the R.

Javier (01:03:42):
I grew up in the streets.

Lance (01:03:43):
Lowercase N.
I had to turn you down becauseyou keep fiddling with that
piece of shit.

Right, it's fucking annoying as shit, right?

Lance (01:03:49):
That's why I'm like not looking at him.

Javier (01:03:51):
We're trying to get comfortable.

Lance (01:03:52):
Well, all I hear is we're like an hour in and you still
haven't figured out how to sit.

Javier (01:03:56):
We usually sit in those gay-ass chairs.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Okay, I'm back.
I'm back.
It's almost as bad as beingcalled Eastern Europeans
retarded.
They are.

Lance (01:04:09):
Well, now we've done both.

Good thing we don't have any Ukrainians.
You were worried about me.
I was.
Remember, I came in thispodcast one time and I was told
you're never allowed back.
And I'm like, You were talkingabout some crazy.
And then like I remember likeyou muted.
Three weeks later, I came backand listened to the podcast, and
he was just saying some shit,and I'm like, but I was the
problem as a guest?
And they let him do the shitevery fucking week.

(01:04:33):
I'm still offended about it.

Tim (01:04:36):
You got a point.

Like, I'm still offended about it.

Tim (01:04:39):
He does have a point.

And then like two weeks later, he was on our
podcast talking about likeeating dog ass or some shit like
Oh my god, I remember that.
It's like he came back, okay.

Javier (01:04:47):
I'm better now.
I will not move.
I will not move.
Thank you.
Is that better?
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, everyone.
Can I get a hit of that?
Yeah.

Tim (01:04:55):
Oh my gosh.

They're doing drugs.

Tim (01:04:58):
They're doing drugs.

Can't get those anymore.
I gotta make that last.
Oh, they made the nicotineones?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You gotta get them.
You can only be American made.
So that's like that's that's mylast one.
So fucking.
Yeah, just suck it all down.
He's like I'm gonna hit itharder.

Javier (01:05:16):
Sorry.
Yeah.
Sorry, mom.
Probably watching.

Does your mom watches for real?

Tim (01:05:21):
I don't know.
Yeah, she does.
She's been a longtime callertoo.
Gladys.
Gladys is your mom.
Gladys is his mom.

Javier (01:05:27):
Mommy, no.
Oh.
Yeah, no.
That was weird.
Sorry.

I don't know.
How old is Gladys?
I want to know.
Because that is an old ass.
No, it's old.
Well, I mean, she's GladysKnight.
She's younger than we are.
Really?

Javier (01:05:38):
Yeah, she is younger than us, yeah.

Lance (01:05:40):
And she tells people her name is Gladys?
Yeah.
Gladys Knight, dude.
G, are you gonna be a littlebit more?
Yeah, how old is Gladys Knight?
Yeah, exactly.

Javier (01:05:47):
Um on other topics, my truck broke down.
Yeah, okay.
I haven't been driving my truckin a month.
And uh the computer fucked up,and they sent me a bad computer.
Still fucked up.
I tried to buy fucking Dell,huh?

Try to Aren't you a literal car mechanic?
Uh no.

Javier (01:06:05):
No, I've I I fixed dings.

I was gonna say like the car mechanics
complaining his truck doesn'tfucking work.

Javier (01:06:13):
We've just had an issue of car issues here.
Like Tammy's minis at the shopfor shit.
Um my truck's fucked up.
Uh thankfully.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Autobondgave me a loner car.
Fuck those guys up.
But um Yeah.
I I tried to put a double dentscreen in my truck because.

(01:06:35):
That's what it started with?

Tim (01:06:37):
No.

Javier (01:06:38):
Well, no.
I had to change the ECM, PC,whatever.
Okay.
The fuel uh or the oil pumppressure sensor.
I had to do that.
You had to change a bunch ofstuff up.
The last thing still didn'twork.
The last thing that I wanted toget a CD player, and they're
like, oh, we don't sell CDplayers anymore.
No one listens to CDs.
No one.
And I have this.

(01:06:58):
I have all of these CDs thatobviously I posted on my my uh
uh Instagram.

But the Air Force has existed since the end
of World War II, so she canstill be old as fuck.
That's true.
Yeah.

New Funky Panther Intro/ (01:07:11):
That's true.

Javier (01:07:11):
I mean, do it what's the oldest CD that y'all have and
what songs do you have on?
The oldest CD?
Burned C D.
Burned CD.

I don't own that.

Lance (01:07:18):
I mean, I don't own any of my old CDs.
Dude, I don't I don't I what'sthe first of the like burned CDs
I got?

Javier (01:07:24):
Like the best one that you ever made.
I mean, I still have the best.
I still have all of those.

Lance (01:07:28):
I have one I received was like sis move it down, steal
this album, I think.
Oh, wow.
I don't know.
My dad wouldn't let me listento any of that shit, so I had
friends that would give those.

Tim (01:07:38):
I don't know, like I couldn't tell you what's on any
of the things.

I think American Head Charge was like
one of not the first, like oneof the first like OG CDs that I
kept.
Like, that's one of the onesthat like wasn't my first, but
the one I probably kept until Igot rid of all of my CDs.
Because I get rid of once I gotmy Zune, I got rid of all my
CDs.

Tim (01:07:55):
Oh Dallas 5, Winnipeg 4.

Javier (01:07:57):
Oh, no.

That's probably why your phone's
fucking vibrating.

Tim (01:08:00):
Oh, okay.

Javier (01:08:00):
I should have put the money against it.
That's right.
Um, what are y'all are y'allstill doing phone calls?

Tim (01:08:05):
Uh I I don't have it, I don't have it set up tonight to
do the phone calls.

I kind of don't want it because she's
gonna talk shit about me.
I don't have it, I don't haveit set up tonight.

Javier (01:08:12):
I think it's one cider.
I can talk shit that can'treally like.
Shut your ass, Carlton.
What are you doing?
What's the what's the one song?
Fuck you, Urkel.
What's the one song you had tohave on that burn CD?
If you were gonna put it.

Lance (01:08:24):
If I was gonna put like if we were making a burn CD
right now, it depends on a oh,right now if I made a burned.

Javier (01:08:29):
If you made a burn CD, what would be the one song that
had to be on the city?

Am I doing it in modern times or like back
when I did it right now?
Like if you did it right now.

Javier (01:08:36):
No, no, no.
Anytime that you've listened tomusic, what's the one track
that needed to be?

Because I know like every headbanger's
ball I bought, and then wouldlike burn the entire second
album.
You bought the headbanger'sball?
The back to OG albums?
Yeah, I bought the first two.
And then I remember when bothof them came out, because the
first track was like the popularband, so it was like stain and
shit like that.
And then I remember like theoriginal Headbanger's Ball uh

(01:09:02):
just had like nothing but likehave the bands of shit I hadn't
even heard of.
And I think the first one, likeone of the only three or four
bands that I knew was likeThirty Six Crazy Fist and
Dillinger Escape Plan.
And the rest of it was all shitthat I hadn't heard of, except
oh and kitty.
And then like when two cameout, so I literally would just
wherever they came out, I wouldalways take all the bands on the
second disc and then justdownload them and then burn them

(01:09:24):
all.

Lance (01:09:25):
What's the one song?

I would probably say To the Threshold by
Hate Breed was probably my mostdownloaded onto album songs of
any song I burned on CD shm.
Because that was on one of theheadbangers walls, too.

Tim (01:09:37):
Man, I don't I I couldn't tell you, like, if I'm thinking
like the like I think it'd be aFoo Fighter song.
Which album?
So the one that keeps poppinginto my head right now, um and I
now I can't think of the nameof it, but I've got another
confession.
Clearly popping a lot.

Javier (01:09:56):
Oh, um, um Best of You.

Tim (01:09:59):
Yeah, best of you, yeah, yeah.
That just keeps popping in myhead, and so like I feel like as
you're talking about that,like, that song is literally
just playing out in my head.
I'm like, well, I guess that'sgotta be on that.
Gotta be on like a burn CD orif I was gonna make a playlist.

Well, everyone's younger than me.
I'm old as fuck.
No, we're I thought we thoughtI'm older than you, aren't I?
I was responding in a comment.
When you turn 40?
January?
Yeah, I'm older than January.
Are you January what?
Uh 20th?
Yes, I'm older.

New Funky Panther Intro/Ou (01:10:25):
Yes.

Oh, congratulations.
You're gonna die for it.

Tim (01:10:28):
Yeah, I turned 40 next month.
Oh, yeah, cool.
You can have it.
I mean, I'm not upset about it.
I am I'm a little upset, butnot bad.
Not much.
Like, oh no, you're older thanme.
Hey lose.

Lance (01:10:37):
Lance?
What?
What's the song you'd put?
You're saying, like, if I'mmaking the CD today?
If you're making a CD, no, Imean I'm talking back in the
heyday burning C.

Tim (01:10:50):
Well, he keeps saying different things.
He does this.
He does this.

Lance (01:10:52):
I don't know how I'm answering it with it.
Too many tunnels.

Tim (01:10:54):
You're gonna answer the question is like you're right,
you're putting a song.
It doesn't matter what era thesong comes from.

Lance (01:11:01):
But you're saying if I'm making a you're making a C D
right now.
C D R W.
Yes.
Okay.

Javier (01:11:09):
Uh You're higher than a fucking kite, aren't you?

Lance (01:11:13):
Yeah.
Uh probably a crowbar song.
Okay, yeah.
Probably because you're reallyinto that right now.
Planets Collide or uh uhrelinquished in whatever the
fuck that song is called.
Probably that.
Maybe a shot A.
Lance has been really intocrowbar lately.

Tim (01:11:29):
Okay.
Yeah, crowbar really.

Javier (01:11:31):
No, don't.

Okay.
Yeah, I know who crowbar.
I was just like, I was like, hedefinitely doesn't know who
crowbar is.
I would say if I had to pick itin the now off like my current
playlist, honestly, it'dprobably either be Bleeding
Mascara by Treyu or it'd bestressed by Silverstein.
Because I listened to thesecond half of the Silverstein
album and it was good, but thefirst half I thought was way
better.

Lance (01:11:50):
Oh, you're talking about this.

Yeah, the new one came out?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
It was good, but I feel like Iwish they would have just
released it all together and mixit in because it was good, but
it didn't it it does not compareto what they released at first
they played.
Yeah, it doesn't it looks likethey just took the best songs to
release them first and then putthe B sides on this one.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah.
Even Cherry Coke.

Tim (01:12:14):
That's like fucking.
You can have a I think you canhave a good album if you've got
like you can have some shittysongs on the album, but if
you've got a good like like yourhits are gonna like be mixed in
in you know in it, then you'regonna listen through the whole
thing because it's like, okay,that's a banger, that's a
banger.
Yeah, I'll listen, I'll listento this.
I'll still listen to it becausethe next one's gonna be a
little bit more than a catch thenext one and you're like, oh

(01:12:35):
yeah, that one's really good.
But if you do something likethat where you release like I
look at like um I I like bothalbums, but like Smash and
Pumpkins did the Melancholy andInfinite Sadness and they had uh
album you know, C D one and C Dtwo.
And if you release all yourgood stuff on the first one and
all your shitty stuff on thesecond one, and then you if you
split it, you just fuckyourself, really.

(01:12:56):
Yeah.
Because I'm gonna listen I meanI'm gonna listen to the second
one because I expect it to begood.
And then it's not, and thenyou're disappointed, and you
listen like three, four songs inand you're just done.

But that's also like that B-sides
mentality.
It's like I like B-sided stuffthough.
I do too, but like it's alsothat while it's like this isn't
what my fans are expecting, it'smore it's designed to be more
experimental, it's not gonna hitus well, but like we're trying
something new, but we're gonnaput it behind something we know
you'll like.

Tim (01:13:22):
Like, I respect that.
But whenever you if you justrelease something that's just
like not good.

Yeah, but like when you do a B-side where
it feels like we're just demoingshit out and we're throwing it
out there like that, it's likeand it's still good.
It's definitely silver scene ontheir good side, because they
silver scene bad is bad.
But it's just I feel like whatthey released earlier this year
was so phenomenally good incomparison that it makes an okay

(01:13:47):
album almost seem bad justbecause uh they hit so hard at
the beginning of the year thatit was okay after the fact.

Javier (01:13:55):
On the group chat, did y'all ever get the warp tour
compilations?
Yeah, I did that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
I used to make my own back in the day.

Tim (01:14:03):
Yeah, I'd make my own or I'd do the I've only I only went
to one warp tour.
Really?
Yeah, I only went to one.
Um and then I got really big.
I had enough for you.
No, man, I was poor.
Sorry, I had to.

Javier (01:14:17):
It was the year Snoop was there.
I was poor.
I was poor, man.

Tim (01:14:21):
East we probably was the year Breed Carolina was there.
So my my favorite uh myfavorite sh like I I didn't do a
lot of festivals back then.
Like I didn't I I just didn'tever get into it.
I wish I did because like Broyou're there's Edge Fez here.
I know, and I never I never didEdgefest, man.

Like I was so upset when I moved here coming
from South Florida, knowingthere was EdgeFest here.
So I was like, South Florida,you're driving two or three
hours for a rock hunter.
Warptor doesn't even cut the.

Tim (01:14:48):
Did you see the shit that was at that uh was it Daytona
Rock uh Rockfest thing?

Yeah, the one they do every year, the
Rockabilly or whatever shit.

Tim (01:14:55):
Whatever it was, dude, this last lineup was incredible.
Yeah, every year it's fucking.
It was absolutely incredible.
Jesse was like, we were talkingabout going, because it was
right around her birthday, and Ilooked at the lineup, I was
like, yeah, we could go, andyou're gonna want to see this
band, this band, this band, butyou're not gonna want to see the
30 bands that I'm wanting tosee because they were all

(01:15:16):
incredible.
Um I just I never really got inthe in the festivals.
I was going to like, you know,just random shows or whatever.
Just hidden shows.

Lance (01:15:24):
You wouldn't understand.
Yeah, you wouldn't understand.

Tim (01:15:26):
No, the the most hidden show was uh Jimmy World um I
think Billy Billy Talent opened.
And um is that like when thebeat bounces Green Day and um
and uh bleakway too.
That was by far, I think I Ilook back at that concert, I
think that's one of the bestconcerts I've ever been to.

(01:15:47):
Um in the sense of just likethe lineup.
I mean Billy I don't know ifyou ever listen to Billy Town,
but Billy Town was fun.
It never really got big.
Um but having Jimmy World,Green Day, and Blink Way do all
sharing stages throughout the Imean, incredible.
So much fun.
But again, that was like Ithink I paid 20 bucks for it.

(01:16:09):
And I wish I'd gone to war youknow, War Warp tours because
they were what it's about like40 bucks or something like that.

Which is wild, like being as old as I am.
Like I remember like I used tobe like the come around,
children, let me tell you aboutWarp Tour back in the day, like
because I remember Warp Tour waslike such a punk thing.
Yeah, yeah.
And then it became like apost-hardcore punk thing.
And then you had a lot of metalcore stuff.
And then it turned into likemetal core.
And then there's a like therewas an email phase like when the
ewes and my cam blew up andthey kind of just ran it that
year.

Tim (01:16:36):
And then had the only time I went was like more of like the
punk pop punk shit.
Yeah.

Like I remember the the year I saw
Attila at Warp Tour was the yearthat I was like, Warp Tour
isn't Warp Tour anymore.

Lance (01:16:50):
I don't know, dude.
I saw Attila at Warp Tour.
No, it was phenomenal.

It was phenomenal, but I'm saying,
like, like thinking back to WarpTour change.
Yeah, like what Warp Tour was,and I'm glad that I went enough
that I saw that progression.

Tim (01:17:01):
You know, I saw every era of it.
I was buying like compilationalbums.
I I got really big into thePunkorama stuff.
Yeah, that's true.
Dude, and and that was greatbefore.
Dude, Punkorama was greatbecause you had a mix of I was
still going back then.

Lance (01:17:15):
No, she was saying like paying back then.
It was like 20 bucks back then.

Yeah, I'm saying I remember that because I
was still I was still goingback then.

Tim (01:17:22):
Yeah, Punkorama was those those compilations were great
because you had a mixture oflike you had hardcore on there,
you had like uh bands like theMighty Mighty Boss Tones on
there, then you had like OG Punkshit, and then you had like the
shit that like Rockville USA.

Is that the one in is Rockville USA the
Daytona one?
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's whatit is.
Yeah.
So I I never like even fromFlutter, I never went to that.
Yeah.
Because Daytona was like, I'mnot fucking driving that far.
Like I used to go to PalmBeach, and then I'd hang out
with Epstein, we touch somelittle girls, and then we'd just
go see a fucking concert.
But I was like, Daytona's toofar to touch little girls and go
to the city.
So you're you're on the list.

(01:17:58):
Yeah.
No.
I don't have enough money tomake it on the list.
I was I was I wasn't hangingout with him.
I was just outside the fence,and when the girls would come
out crying, I'd be like, oh, doyou need to talk to somebody?
What the fuck?

Javier (01:18:12):
So Lance, you brought up the city.

Tim (01:18:13):
He had a white claw earlier, and then he's on um
half a white claw reallyfucking.

Javier (01:18:19):
Tim, you brought up uh how albums they space out like
uh the hits versus like thelittle uh what was it, uh B
tracks?
Yeah, get the B sides,whatever, but like yeah.
Uh what's the one album thatyou would no-skip one listen all
the way through?

Tim (01:18:33):
Weezer Pinkerton.
Like that, like uh thePinkerton album is my favorite
Weezer album.

Javier (01:18:39):
Is it 30-year-old album?

Tim (01:18:41):
I've listened to that so many times.
Blue album's good in the new orthe the re-release blue album
is pretty cool with all those.

I was gonna say Emery and Chalce, we saw it.
Oh, so good.
That's always been my no-skipalbum.
That's why if I'm going on along drive, I want an album
where I can just literally tossmy phone in the backseat and not
it's it's not my favorite albumof all time as a whole, but
it's definitely an album thatlike I'm not skipping anything.
And then honestly, all three oflike Moss of Flame's first
albums the same way.

(01:19:09):
Like their first three albums,I'm not skipping anything.

Tim (01:19:12):
I'll have yours over here, like I have no idea what you're
talking about.

You know who Emery is?

Tim (01:19:15):
As much as we talk about Emery, he doesn't know who he
doesn't really like Emery, butyeah, it's pretty bitch shit.
You'd like it.
Like, I feel like uh yours isuh Kendrick Lamar, good kid,
bad.

Javier (01:19:25):
No, no.
Uh well, I mean, no, it took mea couple weeks.
The new Kanye stuff, right?
No, no, no, no.
As a matter of fact, I onlylike it when he's wearing the
hood.

Lance (01:19:35):
I only like it when he's racist.

Javier (01:19:37):
I listened to uh my beautiful dark twisted fantasy
and I hated it the first listen.
What?
It took me like maybe threelistens, and Chad will attest to
this because as soon as Ilistened to it, I text Chad, I'm
like, this album's trash.
And so I went I like thatalbum.
I I listened to it uh two moretimes and I told him I'm like,
bro, this is growing on me.
Like, this is good.
That was not a no-skip.
I skipped tracks because myfirst no-skip album was uh Black

(01:20:01):
on Both Sides by Most Deaf.
And um the one that I like themost is uh 2014 Four Steel's
Drive by J.
Cole.

Tim (01:20:09):
I mean, my first my first listen for every if I'm
listening to something um if yousend me like a full album, I'm
not s I'm I'm gonna l I'lleventually listen through it
through it all if I have time,but I'm not skipping anything
because I'm gonna listen to itin its entirety of how it's laid
out.
So like when you say no skip,like I have to think of like I
have to think of like no skip oflike everything you said maybe

(01:20:31):
listen to the whole album.

I know like I make I make a point and I
listen until it's like no I'mgonna listen to the whole
fucking thing.

Tim (01:20:36):
I have to I have to think of no skip like as in like after
I've listened to it because I'mgonna listen to it.

Lance (01:20:41):
Yeah, you're saying like if you listen to an album from
like four years ago.
Yeah, like if I'm now I knowit's a no-skip.

Like I know every song on this album, and I
know when I put it on that I'mnot gonna skip anything, knowing
every song and how it's gonnasound like I mean there there's
tons of them.

Tim (01:20:54):
Like Weezer, like like I said, Weezer Pinker says.

If you say Weezer Pinkerton one more
fucking time.
Let me think.
Um any Weezer album's a no-skipbecause every song basically
sounds the same.

Lance (01:21:04):
Master killer.
Master Killer from Marauder isYeah, that's a no-skip.
Pretty fucking peak, right?
Uh I mean it's not hate breedfucking Show Me the Body Faction
is the death of desire.

Tim (01:21:16):
Yeah, uh send me Rise of Rutality.
Yeah.
The album's a that has uhmetallic taste, uh show me the
body.
Even fucking that one I likethe entire album.

Lance (01:21:25):
A couple of skips on that.

Fucking I can't oh my god, it's dropping
me fucking Event Sevenfold'sfirst album is a no-skip for me,
also.
One with Batcountry, is thatthe one that's no the one before
that that was actually like ithad the headstone on it.

Lance (01:21:36):
Yeah, like Angel with the headstone, I can't remember.

Tim (01:21:38):
Yeah, that album is that was whenever he s that was
before he started like reallysinging.
That is a no-skip album to me.
Like I still liked when City ofEvil was too much.

When City of Evil came out, like it wasn't a
bad album, and I rememberbecause I I think I just joined
the Navy and I remember beinghere in the barracks, and like
one of the dudes Bendar used tohang out with was like playing
it, we're drinking beer.
And uh I remember getting madthat like everyone liked it so
much because it wasn't what Iexpected.
And like in hindsight, I likebut I remember being mad and I'm

(01:22:07):
like, why are they why are theyso fucking why do they and I
could already feel like themtrying to do like the 80s metal
thing, and I made a commentlike, oh, they're just trying to
be like Metallica, and thenlook at them now, and that's
exactly what I'm saying.

Tim (01:22:19):
I will tell you that if we're gonna oops, I didn't mean
not that if we're doing likespeaking of Metallica, I would
Master of Puppets.
I will listen to like that andthen Justice for All all the way
through those two albums, thosetwo albums are incredible.
Kill 'em.
I mean, Kill's good too.
Like basically Kill'em All,Master of Puppets, and Justice
for All are the best.
Everything up to their blackalbum is The Black albums,

(01:22:41):
alright, but it's up to theblack album.
I think black albums andno-skip.
It's a no-skip, but like Istart looking at black albums
like they really like that'swhere they started selling out.

Lance (01:22:52):
Go back and listen to Death Magnetic, it's not as bad
as you put on the bottom.
Death Magnetic is actuallygood.

Tim (01:22:56):
I like that album.
It reminds so I rememberwhenever I don't agree with
that.

Lance (01:22:59):
When Death Magnetic came out, it's not as bad as people.

I don't think it's bad.
I don't think it's bad.
I just don't think it's likeit's one of those things where
like you had you expect astandard from a band and they
don't meet that standard.
And it's like if any other bandmade this, it I think it's
good, but no one made it, Idon't know.
It felt like OG.

Tim (01:23:15):
It felt like OG Metallica to me.
It felt like it was fast andaggressive, and I was like,
alright, this is pretty cool.
Yeah, I liked it a lot.
It was fast.
It was aggressive.
Oh my gosh.
That's that snare drum.

So when State Anger came out, I remember
listening to it and like tellingI remember I listened like
three or four times, and I toldmyself that I liked it just
because it was Metallican.
And I was like, this isn't bad.
It's not that bad.
Like, people are just beinghaters.
They're doing like their garagedays thing again.
Like, it's fine.
They're just trying tomodernize it.
It's okay.
Garage Days was fun.
Yeah.
That was a fun album.

(01:23:49):
Yeah.
And that's why I kept tellingmyself, like, this is what
they're doing.
This is what they're doing.
And then we're like the thirdor fourth list, and I was like,
I skipped like half the album.
Like, what are you doing?
You fucking don't like thisdude.
Just own that shit.
Uh like no skip album.
Uh nipples and butthole.
Just bringing you back in.
Oh, nice.
Okay.

Lance (01:24:06):
You listen to the new AFI album?
I mean, it's like most of thetime.

Tim (01:24:10):
Kendrick Lamar, Good Kid, Mad Cities, and No Skip.
That's it.
It'll always be uh No Skip.
I I didn't like uh to Pimp aButterfly at first.
Okay.
It took it it was one of thoselike He didn't say the N-word
enough.
Yeah it just didn't get Hedidn't feel at home.
I didn't feel at home.
So like I mean Good Kid It gotme like I had to listen to it a
few times and like maybe by likethe second or third time I'm

(01:24:34):
like okay.
Like I had to separate myselfbecause I thought Good Kid Mad
City was like, I mean, just Iloved how the flow was.
I loved all the beats andeverything.
I loved everything about it.
And then the Pimpa Butterfly, Ihad to sit there and actually
listen to it as a story again.
Pimpa Butterfly issignificantly better.

Javier (01:24:51):
It is and that was one of the ones where it it was
immediately released reallyquick and I listened to it.
I was in Denver at the time.

I think is is a more consistent album, but
Pimpa Butterfly just has highs.
That just to this day, it's thebest album he's done.
Like I don't care.
I don't think I don't thinkhe'll ever top that album, you
know what I mean?
In my eyes at least.
I don't think he really could.
You know what I mean?

Lance (01:25:18):
Like that that that album he's not in the same headspace.

Yeah, that like that because I remember
like when uh when Dam came outafterwards and like Dam was
almost like his counterstatementto to Behave a Butterfly, of
like almost that resignationbetween like his first two
albums of like almost that hopeand trial of like doing
something more and getting outand being better, and then
realizing like, oh, it doesn'tmatter what I do, my friends are

(01:25:41):
still back there, they're stilldying, they're still starving.
And Dam was him going likeliterally like damn fuck.
What does it matter?
Like, it's like I got out, butwhat does that mean for everyone
else and for the culture?
And I think that was his likealmost like resignation of being
that hope for the culture, youknow what I mean?

Javier (01:25:57):
Yeah, because uh the what Good Kid Mad City was a
storytelling to pimp a butterflywas a bit of that resurrected,
but a little held back, and thenDam was something completely
different.

Yeah, it was just like alright, this this
shit's just not gonna work.
Like I'm not gonna like save LAby rapping, and I just need to
accept that is what that albumwas.
I like the album.
And the thing is, I feel likeDam doesn't really get talked
about a lot in his legacy, butlike I feel like Kendra Kamar
isn't Kendra Kamar without theKendra Kamar that made Not Like

(01:26:29):
Us and that had the beef withDrake doesn't exist without Dam.
Like if he hadn't gotten tothat point and like had the
mental break that happened tohim stepping away, like he would
have never came back with thelike I'm doing this for the
culture mindset that he hadagainst Drake.
Like Dam was the definition ofthat because a lot of what Dam
was was his resignation to whatDrake was becoming and what

(01:26:51):
Drake was at the time at thesame time.
So I feel like that album, likeby all means, of the three,
it's the worst.
And by but it's it's necessaryfor him to be who he is now.

Javier (01:27:03):
You just didn't want to you don't go back to what made
you great.
Yeah.

Like you're you're not getting TikTok videos
of Kendra Kamar doing push-upswithout damn.
That's all I'm saying.

Javier (01:27:11):
Yeah, I'll tell you right now though, like, Good Kid
Mad City is in the top ten ofthe best rap and hip hop albums
ever.

Oh, by all means.

Javier (01:27:21):
Um I'm not gonna say top five because people get pissed
off whenever you do it.

I would say if I did it, if I did a top ten
of what I think is.
Not even my favorite, but topten of like and I look at like
the cultural impact.
My fucking easy.
Um but as far as like mypersonal favorite, I would
probably just take one becauseI'm one that's like I'm gonna

(01:27:46):
take one pro artist, you knowwhat I mean?
Like, gotta say Killer Mikeagain.
Like Killer Masters.
I knew it was gonna come up,yeah.
Like, yeah.

Tim (01:27:53):
That whenever that that his last album that he did, that
you on your top.
Oh, it was such a good arrow.
It was your number one.
I thought, I mean, I I wouldn'tI didn't put it as my number
one, but I was like, that'sfantastic.
And the fact that people don'tknow who Killer Mike is, which
blows my mind to this day.

Lance (01:28:10):
He said the N-word like 17 times in that first song.

Oh, I know, I know, that was a while.
It was crazy.
But it's funny because I'll saythat and like people will be
like, oh, I love Run the Jewels,and I'm like, but you don't
know who I've tired people talkabout run the jewels and not
know who killer is.

Tim (01:28:22):
I love Run the Jewels, but not know who JP Run the Jewels
without Killer Mike, and KillerMike is.

Javier (01:28:27):
I mean LP's great and everything, but goddamn, like I
did not know Killer Mike hadcome out with an album until my
buddies like, bro, did youlisten to this fucking killer?

It did kind of release Feel Like a Sleeper,
though.
You know, there wasn't like alot of fanfare.
Like I didn't see a lot aboutit.
Spotify told me it came out.

Tim (01:28:43):
You know what I mean?
You told me it came out.
That's I mean that's how Ifound out.
I didn't know Killer Mikereleased something, you know.

Javier (01:28:48):
Spotify's a sp superior music listening platform, by the
way.

Tim (01:28:52):
But like that album, his message about like so bad the
industry, and just I was likerun and enrich and all that.

Like, which is just funny because like I I
went in this huge rant with himone day about like Killer Mike
and like the whole like youknow, like black people will
we'll free ourselves throughcapitalism, and Killer Mike's
all about that.
Like people see him in thatsame Kendra Kamar, and like I
just it bothers me because it'slike our rappers won't be our
political leaders, and I went inthis like 15-minute rant, Lance

(01:29:21):
just staring at me talkingabout like my political views
like killer mic, and I was like,But to say all that, like I
really like his music.

Javier (01:29:28):
Yeah, Huey Freeman was really crazy.

Because he does, he he's he's a very
political rapper, and I don'tagree with his politics, but
he's still my favorite rapper,and it's like it's such a
contradictory thing in my mind.
So, like every time he comesout with an album, I have to
process it both like him as anartist and then him as a pseudo
political figure.
Cause I'm like, I just don'tthink artists are politicians.

(01:29:51):
I don't look at them as likepolitical leaders, but he's so
outspoken, and so many peoplesee him.

Tim (01:29:56):
We already had that problem once, and it was an actor, and
his name is Ron.

Yeah, like it just doesn't go well.
It works well for certainpeople, but like well honestly,
like the biggest thing about itis just like historically and
Michael Max talked about it too,like with black people, like an
artist, be it or a sportsplayer of any sport, or like
Muhammad Ali, you know, theboxer, they'll have a political
platform and then like tocertain people, they'll see them

(01:30:26):
as like, oh, this is a beaconof black people, this is their
leader, this is their JesseJackson.
I'm like, no, that's just anigga that hits hard and he has
some political views, you knowwhat I mean?
But like you guys are focusedon what he's saying, we're not,
you know.
Like with the whole Kanyething, like we moved on, like we
let Kanye go.
You guys can't, but we did notyou specifically, you know what
I mean?
Like it it it's like caringwhat Kanye is.

(01:30:47):
I call I call it the Candace.

Lance (01:30:48):
When he got an iced out swastika chain, I was like, dog,
what are we doing?

I call it the Candace Owens treatment.
Like, no black person you'llever talk to will ever care
about her, but white peoplealways talk about her to black
people because she's black.
Yeah, you know, and they'relike, What do you think about
Candace Owens?
And it's like, I I haven't.

Javier (01:31:06):
It's like the white guy that says, I have a black
friend.

Yeah, I don't give two shits at this point.
Like Candace Owens does whatshe does for white people.

Lance (01:31:13):
I voted for a black president.
I can say it.

Tim (01:31:16):
Twice.
Alright, so we've been at thisfor an hour and thirty-two
minutes.
I think we can call it uh quitsfor tonight.
Okay.
I do want to thank everybodyfor joining us in the chat.
We've had a blown-up chat, umand that's been great.
We love the interaction.
So I want to drop the phonenumber that we have.
Um and y'all y'all don't haveone of these numbers yet, huh?

(01:31:38):
Y'all should probably do that.
That way you can take uh we'rejust gonna give them your phone
number.
Call us at 817-677-0400.

Let's do not get my number out because I will
change it tomorrow.
I barely answer when thismotherfucker called me.

Tim (01:31:51):
Could you imagine if I just like started spouting out your
number on there?

Yeah, I would legit go to fucking change my
number tomorrow.

Tim (01:31:57):
Yeah, 817-677-0408.
Uh drop us a uh voicemail aboutthis episode if you've got a
hot take or anything that we'vetalked about, you just need to
get off your channel.

Unholy confessions.
Thank you.
I could not think of this allover.

Lance (01:32:10):
Yeah, that shit's been on there for at least 10 minutes.

Um I I can't really see it because I need to.
Because you're blind, you needa new prescription.
My glasses are also dirty, too.

Tim (01:32:18):
So uh yeah, drop us a drop us a message.
So bright so blonde.
We don't know how often we'regonna be doing this as a as a
group ensemble like this.
Um you might get Javier andmyself by our lonesome stuff.
Um you're gonna get emo otakuby themselves, and then we're
gonna join together and we'regonna do things together.
Um that's just how it's gonnago for a while.
So um yeah, thanks.

(01:32:39):
Um stay stay good.
I feel like we should say staygood.
Um stay stay good, everybody.
And uh thank you for listening.

I was in my thing and I was like, I don't
know what I'm supposed to do.

Tim (01:32:50):
What's your thing?
I want to know what your thingwas again.
You know what Antoine's thingis.

You've been on my podcast.

Javier (01:32:55):
Thanks for the invitation.

Tim (01:32:57):
Alright, so uh go ahead and drop your drop your uh drop
your handles real quick and uhuh emotaku.
Emotaku podcast, I'm prettysure.

Lance (01:33:10):
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure that's what ourI'm I'm Tim.

Javier (01:33:14):
Hold on, wait, wait.
Uh shout out to everybodybefore I shouted out to
everybody.
No, no, no, but thank youeverybody who like messaged us
thinking that we were gonna beoff the air like forever and was
like, don't do it, but I'mlike, you didn't see the
asterisk, did you?
No, thank you for everybodythat messaged us and like showed
us love and um forwarded ourstuff, and everyone else that's

(01:33:35):
here in Fort Worth we're backand we're coming and we're
coming in your early hard.
And if they hadn't quit, you'recoming in your earholes.
So you can listen to us.
Thank you, Fort Worth.

Tim (01:33:48):
We love you, guys.

I'm definitely not doing it now.

Tim (01:33:51):
We're coming hard.
Yes.
Hardly coming.
Um yeah, so I'm I'm Tim.

Javier (01:33:56):
I'm Javier.

Tim (01:33:58):
This is Lance.

I'm Antoine.
Stay sad, losers.

Tim (01:34:03):
This was the this was the emo panther.
Uh we'll see y'all later.

Bye.

Tim (01:34:10):
Love you, miss you guys.

New Funky Panther Intro/Out (01:34:12):
Oh, you do remember what it was.
Where the plate still dripslow.
817 rolling to 10 coffee fromthe show.
Panther blows out.
We in here for small tow.
Every beat another street, wethe turkey will throw up out
that phone town.
Call us go to paint still wet.
Mike handed like a gold tank,swinging on the spit.

(01:34:32):
Every word hit clean like thestoke when they speak it.
Ain't what's steppin' in myblood, pepper city born a wind,
full of float, broke, crack,whole block to the base.
Texas pride in the voice, realtalk in the place.
Ain't no gimmicks, no scripts,just the truth in the laugh.
Couple vets on the mics, steadybuilding they pass.
From the bay doors to the backroads, they make their names,

(01:34:54):
telling stories in the gold.
Ain't no chimic, ain't no bang.
Little storms now that's dry,feel earth.
Every topic hit fall, everylesson hard learned.
Ain't tell sway, but the vibestill works.
We the proof that them bluecollars still hold work.
If it talks like damn, bringingthat grind.
Fuck it, pick the podcast aheadof daytime.

(01:35:14):
Mike handy like a gold chain,swinging on the set.
Every word hit clean, like thespoke when they stink it.
Ain't what's steppin' in myblood that the city born a wind,
pop fronk on the pins.
We let the truth facts go.
Off of all conversation, makethe city blow.
Got them topics for thehustlers, the thickest of the

(01:35:36):
vets.
From the streets to thestation.
We earnin' respect, no food,but just fact.
That's the stuff and decreed.
Where we speak, what we live,and we live what we see.
Every word from the test ain'tno act through the skies.
We the ballest in the roomthat'll open your eyes.
Hustle in the bloodline, micsin their hands, blueprint of the
city, data wars with theplants, panther strikes deep,

(01:35:59):
leave marks when they talk.
Ain't no cap in the room whenthese keys take the walk.
Came up out that funky town,crawling slow to paint still
wet.
Mike candy like a gold chain,swinging on the set.
Every word hit clean, like thespokes when they steered.
Ain't what steppin' in my blood,pepper city, born a weird.
We was talking loud.
We ain't never gon' bear.
From the start to the mic, wethe voice, not the truth.

(01:36:22):
Yeah, this funky town legacy.
So crime, no gimmick from thestreets to the studio.
Still authentic, demon hobby.
Two voices, one throne.
When that beat hits, so youknow you're home.

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