Jamie Kennedy Bombs, Crescent Hotel Haunts, and Society’s Slow Decline

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I love to eat turkey, cause it's good.
Love to eat turkey like a goodboy should, cause it's turkey to
eat, so good that clapping'smessing my head up.
Man, I appreciate it, but I wastrying to think of the next

(00:26):
line.
I'm like all I hear is clapping.
Here we go, thanks anyways.
Turkey for me, turkey for you.
Let's eat the turkey in my bigbrown shoe.
Love to eat the turkey at thetable.

Tim (00:49):
Just because it comes in a can doesn't mean it's alcohol.

Chad (00:52):
you fool, Javier just assumes everything's alcohol
because he only buys alcohol.
It was even more catchy.
We gotta start the show.
We gotta start the show.
Oh, hello everyone and welcometo the Funky Panther Coming to

(01:21):
you from Fort Worth.
Texas.
We have got a show for you hereon episode 187.
187, bitch Actually, I think itmight be 188.

Tim (01:25):
It is, it is 188.

Chad (01:26):
Yeah, it's 188.
Yeah7, bitch, actually, I thinkit might be 188.
It is 188.
Yeah, it's 188.
Yeah, wow, okay.
So, yeah, sit back, relax,enjoy, let's get into it.

Tim (01:34):
I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'm Tim, and we are the.

Javier (01:36):
Funky.

Tim (01:36):
Panther.
So it's been a minute sincewe've been together, boys, two
weeks.
It's been a minute since we'veuh been together, boys, it's
been two weeks two weeks since Ifucked you in the mouth.

Chad (01:50):
Nope, teresa's out there on the chat correcting me.
Thank you.

Tim (01:56):
Thank you for that, thank you you know, we we missed out
an opportunity on 187, though,because it's like 817 187 yeah,
damn it.

Chad (02:05):
Yeah, you're not wrong.
Yeah, so is this the?

Tim (02:08):
Happens to be my screen name Is this the CD Lamb episode
, then 88.

Chad (02:12):
1-88.

Javier (02:12):
Get the snares on the 808.
Wheezy baby got a what.

Tim (02:16):
So tell me about the CD Lamb character what?

Chad (02:21):
No one cares, no one knows , no one watches football
anymore At this point.

Javier (02:23):
Yeah, we're watching now , just to play.
What's the game?

Tim (02:26):
What's the game?
Get Blitz, get Blitz.

Javier (02:28):
That's the only reason you want to watch football now,
or Dallas Cowboys, in fact.

Tim (02:32):
I feel like it'll allow you to digest the Cowboys just a
little bit easier.

Chad (02:35):
Oh yeah, I'll be honest with you, it does make it a
little bit better.
But game I I said hey, sarish,we're gonna change this to a
movie.
Sorry, monday, we're gonnachange this as soon as we throw
an interception or we fumble Ididn't watch much of the game.

Tim (02:51):
Just to be clear, I did not watch.
That was very quick.
I actually told somebody thatat work.
Uh, today, what you said to usand they uh, they immediately
came to the same conclusion.
He's like oh, so he didn'twatch long at all.

Chad (03:01):
I was like no, I watched less than a quarter.
It was pretty quick.

Javier (03:05):
Yeah, no, I mean, look it was a Monday night.
It was either that or watchGilmore Girls again.

Chad (03:11):
Yeah.

Javier (03:12):
And I was like dude.
I got to keep watching.
I know it's bad.

Tim (03:15):
You got to keep watching Gilmore Girls.
I got to watch.
We're on season six right now.

Javier (03:19):
Carrie's mom just got back with her dad.
Spoiler alert it's been out forlike 15 years, so if you
haven't watched Gilmore Girlsactually I think 24 years as a
matter of fact it's an old show.
It's pre-9-11, that show.

Chad (03:32):
No, it was not it was pre-9-11.

Tim (03:35):
Did they do a 9-11 episode?
You know, no, I don't think toomany Is there any show that did
a 9-11 episode when they'relike sitting there and like, oh
my gosh, they just hit the firsttower.

Chad (03:45):
Like a real somber episode out of nowhere.

Javier (03:47):
I think Sesame Street did one, I think Sesame Street
did.

Chad (03:50):
I'm going to ask Chachi PT .
That's actually a really goodquestion.

Javier (03:52):
I will say this I'm surprised Frasier didn't have
one because their creator diedin one of the planes.

Tim (03:58):
Really In one of them he would have.
He would have taken theterrorists down we wouldn't have
gotten entourage that's alsocreated entourage entourage is

(04:19):
based on mark walberg.

Javier (04:20):
Yeah, we have not.
We wouldn't have, we wouldn'thave gotten it.

Tim (04:24):
In a parallel universe, who would Entourage be based off of
?
Like some other universe, likeChristopher Walken.

Chad (04:33):
What.

Tim (04:34):
Could you imagine Entourage in some other universe?
It's Christopher Walken that'sbased off of in his Entourage.
That would be pretty legit.

Chad (04:41):
That would be pretty legit , so I found the episodes, the
shows that.
I said what famous shows had a9-11 episode?
Of course West Wing.

Javier (04:50):
Well, it wasn't a 9-11.
It was just the episode waslike terrorism based.
But it was three weeks after ithappened, yeah, so I remember,
I remember.
Season three episode one calledIsaac and Ishmael.

Chad (05:00):
Yeah, yeah, I remember the episode Season 3, episode 1,
called.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Isaac and.

Tim (05:03):
Ishmael, yeah, yeah Do you think those writers already had
it written that it was going tobe terrorist-based and they just
ran it?

Chad (05:09):
Or do you think they just had to like?

Javier (05:11):
Or do you think that they knew?

Tim (05:12):
They're like.

Javier (05:15):
The way this episode was kind of written.
It was kind of like not part ofany of the other episodes.

Tim (05:20):
So it was like a pivot moment where it's like, okay,
we've got to hurry up and writethis, get this shot yeah.

Chad (05:25):
Then there's an episode, Law and Order, season 12,
episode 1, who Let the Dogs Out?
Not directly talking about 9-11, but they did have, like a
title card dedicating the seasonto the victims of 9-11.
Three Rescue.

Javier (05:41):
Me.
I don't even know what thatshow is.
Oh well, that whole show isjust it's good Up until.
Rescue me.
I don't even know what thatshow is, oh it's.

Tim (05:51):
Uh well, that whole show is just it's a good up until like
the third season, but he said itwas deeply influenced by the
whole show.
Is just, yeah, okay, he's asurvivor, but uh, it's um, oh
man what is his name?

Chad (05:55):
he's dennis o'leary dennis o'leary.

Tim (05:57):
He's got it's.
Chicago fires.
It's like or not new york, he'snew york.

Javier (06:01):
Yeah, new york, fire fdny uhDNY when his brother died
in the towers.
Chicago Fire is its own show.
Chicago Fire is its own show.

Tim (06:10):
Rescue Me is a good show.
The problem that I had withRescue Me much like a lot of
these TV shows, you're going tohave some advertisement, right
yeah.
But it got to the point towhere it's like they pull up on
scene of a car wreck and it'slike, oh, she was driving a.
Volkswagen on scene of a carwreck and it's like, oh, she was
driving a Volkswagen, you know,and drinking a Red Bull she's
driving a Volkswagen Tiguanthat's one of the safest
vehicles out there.

Javier (06:30):
That's why she survived.
She would have died if shewasn't driving the Volkswagen
Tiguan.
And then the whole.

Tim (06:33):
There was a whole vitamin water one.
They get done fighting a fireand they're like oh you gotta
drink this vitamin water.
It's got all the essentialvitamins and everything that you
need to replenish afterfighting a fire.

Chad (06:41):
I remember when the show heroes.
Do you remember?
Show the heroes yes yeah, andthey were like going all out on
the like nissan ultima, orsomething like oh yeah, nissan
versa yeah, yeah, it was the

Javier (06:51):
somebody stole my nissan versa.

Chad (06:53):
I remember I was like this is weird.
That was the first time I evernoticed that there was like a
plug it was so bad and they saidit so many times.
I'm I'm like is this a thing,Gilmore?

Javier (07:05):
Girls did the same thing Really With the Toyota Prius.
They're like it's what LeonardoDiCaprio drives.
It's a new electric car Because, you know, the dad from Richie
Rich is on that show yeah.
He's like we got you a hotToyota Prius because it's
electric.

Chad (07:17):
Birdwatch, friends, frasier, but most of these
Sopranos, ncis, blue Bloods alot of these were not direct
9-11 episodes, more so like anin-memorandum type thing.

Tim (07:31):
Yeah but like.
So I mean we get on this 9-11talk a lot.
It's because of Javier, butit's always been a talk.
I've seen these videos whereit's like people are like.

Javier (07:39):
Oh, 9-11 bar over there in in healing uh right by the
academy sports and outdoorsthere's a 9-11 bar.
What, yeah, meredith meredith,uh, jacqueline yeah she is the
one that posted about the 9-11bar no yeah, she posted like
there's a bar um boys, y'all doanything.

Tim (07:58):
Saturday hey, y'all want to go to the 9-11 bar shit I think
we need to go to go to the 9-11bar before we have her on.

Javier (08:04):
I got nothing going on, but she said it's a part of what
is the restaurant that was overhere on Kambui, the Mexican
restaurant.

Chad (08:15):
Mexican Inn, the one you used to work at no, no, no, no
no.
I think the Fitzgerald's therenow oh well, I remember it being
a sushi spot, it, but uh oh uh,well, I remember it being a
sushi spot.

Javier (08:28):
It's real mambo.
It's real mambo.
Real mambo opened that on 9-11and they have like a timeline of
like real mambo opens or uh,opens on 9-11, and you know, to
the shock and dismay of whatever.
Anyways, she posted it one timewhen she was here in fort worth
and uh, she said it's a barlike the the 9-11 bar and I was
like holy fuck.

Tim (08:45):
That's wild, that's crazy.

Javier (08:47):
So we need to go to the 9-11 bar.

Tim (08:49):
No, I want a show now, because I think we're that far
off now to where you could havethe show, where the people are
sitting there and you get thereaction like they're watching
TV or whatever.
Well, the meme now is Well,yeah, that's what they're doing
now.

Javier (09:02):
The second tower was just hit.

Tim (09:03):
Yeah, they need to show with that and for us millennials
who lived through that, we'regoing to be like oh man, I
remember that yeah.

Chad (09:12):
Yeah, the ones that are joking about it now never
actually lived through that shit.

Javier (09:16):
No, yeah, they're kids.

Chad (09:19):
How come they get to joke about it?
How come?

Tim (09:21):
they make it okay to joke about it.
We get the joke about JFK.
Okay, good point, we have JFKand the Zinials, or whatever,
now have RFK that they're notallowed to make fun of.

Javier (09:33):
I don't know, did you ever?
I'm a sucker for history.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm a sucker for shrimp too.

Javier (09:40):
I'm a sucker for a good book.
I haven't read in like 20 yearsI was about to say when is the
last time you read?
I think the last thing I readwas like Twilight, like Breaking
.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Dawn.

Javier (09:49):
Those were good books Also.
The Hunger Games books weregood too.

Tim (09:54):
Yes, christy, I'm a Yellowstone extra tonight.
Yeah, he is, he was over there.
Definitely looks like it.

Javier (10:00):
Yeah, I was going to say they were shooting over there.
We yeah I was going to say theywere shooting over there.
We do not joke about.

Tim (10:05):
JFK.
I turned 39 and I bought a hat.

Javier (10:07):
It's a nice hat.
It's a lovely hat Is that abirthday hat?

Tim (10:10):
Is that what that is?
It is a birthday hat to myself.
I very much so let's speakingof which.

Javier (10:14):
Let's just go ahead and jump into what we all did the
past two weeks.
So let's start with thebirthday boy.
Birthday boy, birthday boy.
Uh, how was the two weeks?

Tim (10:22):
I did nothing for, uh, most of the two weeks, and then, um,
we went on a trip to eurekasprings arkansas over the over
this last weekend, have eitherone of y'all been yeah?

Chad (10:33):
I don't know if I have was there a couple years ago.

Tim (10:35):
You need to go.
Yeah, um, you like, you likewalking outside.
You like seeing the cities andstuff like that man, but you
like man, but I did like thetyson, so they've got a bunch of
.
So it's built basically on theside of a hill or side of a
mountain really, and all thestreets just kind of wind down
this mountain.

Chad (10:54):
They do.
It's kind of like Jerome.
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Tim (10:58):
How it starts out, but bigger, like much bigger.

Javier (11:01):
Ike was confused with that, because the house we were
staying at, like you said, it'sup on a like going up a whatever
Seven hours.

Tim (11:09):
Yeah, seven hour drive.
Holy shit About six and a half.

Chad (11:14):
I was thinking like oh, texarkana is only three hours.
No, if you use.

Tim (11:17):
Waze.
I'm sorry, I just burped andit's probably it's going to
smell.

Chad (11:20):
It's okay.
I'm drinking this now and I'vebeen got the broccoli burps
there.
I like scarf down my food inbetween work, so I've got it all
yeah, so anchored in my stomach, it's um.

Tim (11:29):
Yeah, it's a really cool town.
There's a lot of texans there,a lot of texans there, and it's
very um.
When you think of arkansas, youdon't think it's very diverse
and it's and and it's not.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you that Isaw one black person the entire
time we were there and oneperson that might be mixed.

Chad (11:44):
Okay.

Tim (11:45):
Outside of that, they're very diverse.
They're very welcoming to thegay community.
There was pride flagseverywhere.
Almost every house had a HarrisWalls thing, which is something
you don't expect in Arkansas.

Chad (11:59):
Yeah, no, I wouldn't have expected that.

Tim (12:01):
So everything's on this hill.
So everywhere you walk, for themost part you're having to go
uphill.
It feels like even if you'regoing downhill it feels like but
it's.
It's a really cool town.
They've got y'all decide onthat one.
Uh, so jesse's friend, one ofher friends, uh, they go there a
lot and they just like oh, youshould check it out.

Chad (12:18):
And so she's like you want to go, and I'm like sure I've
never been to eureka, eureka.
So we go up there and they havethe.

Tim (12:26):
There's a Crescent, it's called the Crescent Hotel and
it's actually been featured onlike world's most haunted like
hotels or attractions.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Is it haunted at Crescent Rolls?
Yes, or a baker.

Tim (12:36):
But it's got a fucked up story behind it.
So there was this guy namedNorman Baker who he was a baker-
I just said, was he a baker?
he was a baker in the sense ofhis last name was Baker, but but
Norman Baker decided to open upum, a hospital, as one would
might call it um, that curescancer, okay, and so that's what

(12:59):
he, he, he, he led on thatwhole thing that I, I can cure.
We've got the cure.
They opened one up in Kansasand then they opened this one up
at the Crescent Hotel.
It turned into a hospital andit's at the highest peak of the
mountain on Eureka Springs.
It's the tallest spot and tonsof people died and he could not

(13:21):
cure cancer.
Oh shit.

Chad (13:22):
Is that?

Tim (13:23):
a doctor death situation.
Kind of they were injectingpeople with stuff called formula
number five that had likecarbolic acid and some other
stuff in there.
And so what he would say isthat nobody died at his place.
Well, what they would do is Aif they died, they would just
sneak them out.
B they would say, oh, you'recured, and put them on a train
and send them off.

(13:43):
And people they would say, oh,you're cured, and put them on a
train and send them off, andpeople would die on the train,
or people would die shortlyafter getting home.
So it's really really justfucked up.
Individual.
He ended up getting in trouble.
They fled to Mexico, opened upanother hospital doing the same
thing.
There, had a radio stationwhere he talked shit about the
American Medical Association andit was broadcasting so strong
from Nuevo Leon, I think, iswhere it was.

(14:06):
You could hear it in Alaska.
What?

Chad (14:10):
the hell.

Tim (14:11):
The FCC didn't have any regulatory practices back then,
I guess, or in Mexico, right?
So they just cranked that shitup.
Wow.
Well, he ends up going to jail.
He has to serve some time.
Gets out His girlfriend at thetime he'd given all her, all his
money, to well.
She like went and used it orwhatever met some new guy, got

(14:32):
with him.
The judge awarded the new guy athird of the money that was
left over.
The girlfriend got to keep athird of it and then norman
baker got to keep a third.
So then he tries to go back tokansas.
He's like hey, I'm back, lookat me.
And they're like we don't wantyou here.
So he ends up going to Florida,gets on a boat at some point
and he dies of cancer.
Oh shit, so talk about karma.

(14:53):
Anyways, the hotel's fuckinghaunted right, the hotel's
haunted.
I had an incident, I had anincident.
Here we go, javier, are youprepared?

Javier (15:03):
You got to be prepared.
He got a handjob from a ghost.
It's the situation we talkedabout.
He had a drape with a hole inthe back.
The ghost gave him analingus.

Tim (15:12):
I wish that was all that was.
How was the analingus?
It was great Analingus Kind ofchilly, it was kind of a
spiritual event it so we do thishaunted tour.
It's at like 10 o'clock atnight and we go through this
whole thing and they're tellingus to take pictures and stuff
like that.
And I actually took a pictureand I think I might have caught
something on my camera.

Javier (15:32):
It was jizz, wasn't it it was.
I'm sorry, but we end up going.

Chad (15:37):
I think they call it ectoplasm.

Javier (15:39):
Ectochism.

Tim (15:41):
I like yours better.
It's more family friendly.
We end up, so they take us downTo where the morgue was and
it's a small room and I'mstanding up.
It's kind of like it's linedlike a shed.
It's got like the, basicallylike the, the metal, like roof
material.
Only it's on the walls.
And so I'm standing there,jesse's here, there's some
people In the group that arenext to me and kind of forward,

(16:05):
but there's nothing directlybehind me except for maybe this
much space between me and thewall.
And we're sitting there and,dude, I started feeling like
really like nauseated, like Istarted not feeling good.
I just felt like crap.
All of a sudden, just out ofnowhere, I felt zapped.
I felt like shit.
Yeah, just out of nowhere Ifelt zapped.

(16:27):
I felt like shit, yeah, and I'mabout to take some pictures and
I swear something grabbed theback of my arm and pulled my
shirt.
I mean, like you see on thecamera they're pulling it was
pulling it like that was thatthe shirt.
You were like no, I wasn'twearing the shirt, um, but it
wasn't like um, it wasn't likesomething.
I brushed up against it,literally like something
squeezed and was tugging on myshirt.
It was the weirdest sensationand I just like froze and I
looked there's nothing there,jesse's here, there's um the

(16:51):
wall and there's a little likekind of a door thing over here
and that's it.
I have no idea what happened sothey.
They say eureka springs is isbasically because it's limestone
and it's got a shit ton ofsprings.
Springs, Springs, yeah, springs.

Chad (17:09):
Oh, I'm thinking you're thinking of metal springs.
I'm like those aren't natural.

Tim (17:13):
No, natural, Natural springs going through like.
Ok, so like basin spring andthey have a bunch of other
springs.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah.

Tim (17:20):
And so they say between the water and limestone.
It's a natural spiritual magnet.

Javier (17:25):
Between the windows and the walls.

Chad (17:27):
From what I hear, that's where the sweat drops off your
balls.
It does.

Javier (17:30):
Is it all the bitches crawl?

Tim (17:31):
They do, they actually do.
It was cool, though I want tostay at the hotel.

Javier (17:35):
Okay, are you available to stay at the hotel?
Yeah, you can stay at the hotel.
Is it stupid?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
expensive Depends yeah, I bet you it's stupid
expensive.

Tim (17:44):
So, like Jesse was looking at it for the weekend, it was
going to cost like $1,000.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh, so it's quite a bit.

Tim (17:50):
But to spend one night.
We could totally go up thereand get an Airbnb.
Yeah, and spend one night inthe Crescent Hotel.

Javier (17:56):
It could be like a Ghostbusters situation.

Tim (17:58):
They have the.

Javier (17:59):
I'm an idol virgin virgin.

Tim (18:08):
Yeah, is that how it goes?
Yeah, yes, that's pretty coolthough, but yeah, so we, we did
that and, um man, I had some ofthe best cocktails I think I've
ever had.

Javier (18:11):
That's not what I thought he was gonna say what do
you think he was gonna say?

Tim (18:14):
the best cock this weekend, it was ghost cock had the best
tail this weekend uh, no, I hadto tell us I had, uh, so great
cocktails at this place calledlocal flavor.
Um, so we ate at the two bestrestaurants in eureka springs
there had the pizza, tell us.

Javier (18:28):
I had great cocktails at this place called Local Flavor.

Tim (18:30):
We ate at the two best restaurants in Eureka Springs
CeCe's Pizza, the Grotto WineCave.
It's really cool becausethey've got an entrance on one
level Because, like I said, thewhole street is like zigzags.
It's like Lombardi Street orwhatever, whatever only bigger

(18:52):
and zigzags down, yeah, um, sowhenever you go into the grotto
where you eat at, it's actuallylike only like three walls and
then the back wall just is inthe side of the mountain oh shit
, that's so.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's like you're in an actual cave, like there's
courts and shit like that.

Tim (19:00):
You can see um, great food there.
And then, uh, local flavor.
Um was another, uh, good one.
So I had old-fashioned at thegrotto it was, it was decent, it
was good.
It wasn't the bestold-fashioned I've ever had, but
it was good local flavor though.
I got this, um, uh, it wascalled the slow boat to china
that sounds kind of racist.

Chad (19:21):
Yeah, I don't know what to think about that name.

Tim (19:23):
And it had a.
I don't know what all was in it, but it had a float of cab wine
in it.
Cabernet, cabernet Sauvignon,was it like the-.

Javier (19:32):
Cream of some young guy.
Yes, sorry.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Sorry.

Chad (19:36):
Was it like the Thompson's drink where they float the-.
Yeah, kind of like a whiskeysour, but it wasn't.
Is he sour?

Tim (19:41):
But it wasn't Okay.
Wait, it was.
Oh man, I should have looked itup.
It was delicious though.
It was really good.
I had two drinks, it was prettywhat's up.

Chad (19:51):
Have you seen Ghost?
Is it me?
No, I just saw a flash of lighton the screen.
It was weird.

Javier (19:55):
Oh this is why it sometimes flashes.
Oh, okay.

Tim (20:05):
Teresa asked spot there.
I don't know, I didn't seeanything called gaskin cabin or
gaskin's cabin pretty sweet name, though whatever.
Um, yeah, we didn't see that.
But tons of shops, tons ofthings to go.

Javier (20:09):
Look at tons of places to eat is it kind of like um,
remember when we were intennessee and we were at the
jack daniels distillery.
Is it kind of like a town likethat?
Because we stayed in the house,we were just getting?

Tim (20:20):
drunk and high.
I mean it's not for a bachelorparty.
It's not quite like Tennessee.
No.

Javier (20:30):
No, but you're the only Tim I see.

Tim (20:32):
No, it's.

Javier (20:33):
I don't know Tim his name's Tim Tim, I see.

Tim (20:35):
I highly recommend going.
They've got Turpentine is upthere.
It's a big cat rescue and theyhave over a hundred of Joe
Exotics cats oh, cat rescue, andthey have over a hundred of joe
exotics cats oh shit up there,so you can go see all his and
not the big cats though all hislittle cats.

Javier (20:50):
Can I, can I just say something?
I'm just kidding.
He's got all the tigers likewhy would they?
He had little cats?
So the flash that you'retalking about, yeah I could have
sworn.
I saw it here over here.
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay chrissy saw the flash too
so I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
No.

Chad (21:03):
But I thought that it was like a white flash on the screen
Like it looked Well, see, like.
And then I see the ah See, yeah, but I saw it on the screen
Like I didn't see it on the sideof my eye.

Tim (21:13):
I don't know, I'm going to have to go back on this video
and see what that was followedme home, but that's what I ended
up doing.
We drove up there, drove back.
Um, the drive up there was notbad at all.
The drive back really suckedonce we got into, uh and back
into fort worth, dallas area.
Um it was, it was quitemiserable driving sucks, man.

Chad (21:36):
I just I, I don't mind driving when there's no traffic.
Yeah, I love the open road, Idon't.
I keep saying that I hatedriving.

Tim (21:44):
I hate traffic with a passion if you didn't have to
drive, yeah, like the vehiclewas just doing itself, would it
make traffic like having to ridein traffic bearable?

Javier (21:54):
yes, 100 it's.

Chad (21:55):
It's like what they say stop and go like the stress and
and I feel like my mind is soconcentrated on the road that,
like, by the time I get to work,I'm brain dead.
And by the time I get to work,I'm brain dead.
And by the time I get home, I'mreally brain dead.
I just I can't.

Javier (22:08):
It's like with any trip it's not the going, it's the
coming.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
It's the coming.

Javier (22:15):
The coming is always the worst.
Okay, McFly.

Tim (22:18):
I mean McDougal I know We'll call you McDougal.
I know We'll call you McDougalMcLovin.

Javier (22:22):
McLovin, shit McDougal.
Who the fuck is McDougal?

Tim (22:26):
McDougal's the one I don't know, macgruber.
Macgruber, no, isn't.

Chad (22:30):
McDougal, the one from no, that's Doyle.

Tim (22:33):
Doyle.

Chad (22:33):
McDoyle.

Javier (22:34):
McDoyle rules.

Tim (22:42):
Oh Doyle, I don't know, all right, all right.

Javier (22:44):
So that's good man.
I'm really glad you.

Tim (22:46):
Yeah, it was a good birthday.
Thirty, thirty, nine, thirty,nine, are you the first?
Are you the first?

Javier (22:52):
thirty niner of the younger guys yeah, that graduate
with all the old.

Tim (22:56):
Jesus and Noel and all those.
And we got Roy, roy next andRoy's, yeah, yeah, roy's at the
20-something of December 20th,and I'm not.

Javier (23:07):
No, danny was.

Chad (23:09):
No, danny's the youngest, danny's the youngest.
He just turned 38.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
What a bitch, what a bitch.

Tim (23:14):
I just turned 38.

Javier (23:15):
Yeah, Chad just turned 38.
Hey you're a bitch too.

Tim (23:17):
Oh baby back bitch At the end of the I have no hair on my
pubes.

Javier (23:23):
Oh my balls, Balls.

Tim (23:24):
It ends up being Chad, danny and.
Chase right, no, no, no, I'msaying Chad, danny and Andrew
all have birthdays pretty closeto each other.

Javier (23:34):
Well, everyone's getting old.
We're closer to death, ladiesand gentlemen.

Tim (23:38):
Yeah, so that's good man.

Javier (23:40):
Anything else.
Anything else.
Fun that you did.

Tim (23:42):
No, well, I mean I spent the money after a conversation
last week and bought an Oculus,Bought a Quest 3S and I've been
playing the shit out of that andI'm going to tell you, it gets
weird.
I felt like I was back Forthose that used to play old

(24:04):
school Call of Duty I felt likeI was back in the old school
Call of Duty lobbies.
There was a lot of racismhappening on the big screen app.
Yeah, that was interesting.

Chad (24:10):
In fact, I came across a room today that was called Proud
to be White, so those are therooms you need to stay away from
Tim I don't know what to tellyou.

Tim (24:19):
You can create your own rooms, right.

Chad (24:21):
You're making these things happen.
I didn't get on't get byaccessing these rooms.

Tim (24:24):
I didn't access it.
I'm saying I didn't access it.
I'm just saying that I got onthere um and in one of the rooms
one of the rooms was proud tobe white and I'm like I think
they meant american proud to beno, no, I wouldn't have hadn't
accessed it I want, I wanted,you did, I wanted I wanted to
hear.
I wanted to hear, and it wasjust they were playing Fox News

(24:46):
on the screen, oh God.
And I was like, okay, yeah,this is it.
And then the guest host or thehost or whatever, came up to my
character and was like I needyou to talk, I guess, to try to
make sure I'm white.
No, so I left, I promptly leftand I got.

Chad (25:03):
Holy shit.

Tim (25:04):
I'm not allowed back in that room.

Chad (25:05):
That is wild yeah.

Tim (25:08):
So and it's not ran by.
So Big Screen's just a.
It's an app.
It's not part of meta oranything it's like.

Chad (25:15):
Right, it's like Zynga you can do anything.

Tim (25:17):
Right, and so people are creating.
They create all the differentrooms.
They had one where they werewatching football.
They had the Cowboys game on.
Then there was another one, andthese rooms they look like here
in like a like they could belike a theater room or whatever,
or it could be like a livingroom or whatever.
Well, they had one that wasthat was the Cowboys game, but

(25:38):
then they had nudes scrolling onthe left hand side of the
screen.
So I'm like it's kind of likeyou're at a strip club watching
the football game I guess Idon't know Nice, but they have
just random stuff like that.
But they have people playingTop Gun and different movies.

Javier (25:52):
I was watching Transformers 1 on one of the
rooms.

Tim (25:55):
Yeah, so you can jump in.
It's like being in a movietheater.

Javier (25:59):
A lot of porn in these rooms.
Occasionally, occasionally somesomewhat um.
But I will say like you're,you're talking about big screen,
like we also on poker vr ohyeah there are children,
children they have.
They can't be older than 10,they can't be older than 10, but
they're saying the n-word,they're just saying the n-word,
over and over and over yeah,it's crazy and everyone else.

(26:21):
Obviously you have mics on thereon the ocula or the meta quest
pro quest meta quest three yeahand, like you can talk back, and
I was bro, I got off sorry,sorry, I turned my uh mic on and
I was just going in on this kid, I was like you're a fucking

(26:42):
piece of shit.
Like fuck you, who the fuck?
You're a fucking child, youdon't know what the fuck.
I was.
Just you're a fucking piece ofshit.
Like fuck you, who the fuck?
You're a fucking child, youdon't know what the fuck?
I was just going off on him andhe left the room.

Tim (26:50):
But they're these kids like yeah, it's, it's, it's wild
dude it's fucking.

Chad (26:53):
I want to say that's one of the main reasons I don't play
video games and shit like thatanymore is because of the fact
that, yeah, you're gettingdefeated by kids that are
talking shit, but also there'slike this level of not
non-understanding about theworld.
Maybe we did it too.
We probably did.

Javier (27:08):
We did, I'm sure I mean we didn't say the n-word or
anything like that.

Chad (27:11):
I'm sure we said things that were not great but I just
think that, like there's I don'tknow if it's because of social
media or tiktok or whatever it'slike being a screen warrior is
completely okay dude, I thinkthe worst thing I said was go
back in time and give yourmother an abortion.

Javier (27:24):
I think that was the worst thing.

Tim (27:25):
So you're that kid to that kid, yes, but the cool thing,
though, and this is where Ithink, like, like, danny needs
to get one, danny needs one,chase needs one, we all need one
.

Javier (27:37):
We all need one, we all have one.

Tim (27:39):
Because, yeah.
Yeah, I need to get the newerone Because we can set up a room
and go into big screen andwatch our bad movies and have
bad movie night together withouthaving to be in the same room.
So people that are Zeus, it'dbe, great if Zeus got one.

Chad (27:52):
Right in China, he can join in.
Yeah, all the way from China.
All right, so I'll charge mineup and just kind of see if I
like it, and if I do, then maybeI'll get the new one.

Tim (28:05):
I was using a remote desktop today and so like I've
got, like I made a big screenbecause I just I want to
apologize because I just got thelast episode out today and now
I'm not working as much whenschool as much, so we get
episodes out in a timely manneryeah, blame tim, everyone blame
tim.
But everyone blame tim.
I brought it up on a giganticscreen and it makes it so much
easier to because, I yeah, I'vejust got it all right here you

(28:26):
know that's my face, yeah that'scool so it's in that regard.
It's, it's.
It's pretty fucking cool.
There's a lot of neat littlethings that you can do with it.

Javier (28:33):
Yeah, that is true, it's really fun, man.
I enjoy it very much chad.

Tim (28:37):
Well, oh, I will say that don't try to play vr poker in
the bathtub, what well?
I mean, I wanted to relax in anice bath because the the air,
not the airbnb, but the.
Uh.
We stayed at bed and breakfast,okay, and they had a little
jacuzzi tub and I was like youknow what, I'm gonna get in
there and I'm gonna put on a bigyou know, watching watching tv
or whatever and I was like I'mgonna play some poker.

(28:57):
Well, the problem is that youlose sense of reality and where
you're at, and so I know I'm inthe water and so I'm reaching to
grab, like the, you know, thecards or whatever, and like my
hand dips, touches the water andI'm like.

Chad (29:10):
So this is how the controller stopped.

Tim (29:11):
No, no, this is really how the control no, no, no.

Chad (29:14):
I the water.

Tim (29:14):
The controller never hit the water I gotta turn it.

Chad (29:16):
I gotta return this thing.
It sucks.
It's working now.
The controller stopped workingand now the truth comes out
started working just fine.

Tim (29:23):
Now today it's working fine .
I didn't get the controller wetuh-huh I'm just saying, like
same controller, he's gonna sayno, no of course he's gonna say
no, no, it's not the same.
But yeah, if it's too steamy itgets really foggy and you can't
see and that that also sucks.

Chad (29:39):
But I was like sitting there thinking I'm like man, you
could just I never would havethought let me do this vr thing
in the tub.
I mean, yeah, you're gonna havesome issues you can lay back.
Awareness with water fog, yeahI'm just don't do it.

Tim (29:50):
I'm just sitting there thinking like you could just lay
back and like watch a moviewhile you're just like chilling
sounds.

Javier (29:56):
It sounds wonderful so that you're playing poker that's
not trying to play poker, sothe cool thing is that I mean,
if you're watching obviously Idon't think you can play poker
and then watch something at thesame time but I did that
whenever I was watching stuff onyoutube and I had gilmore girls
on the tv and so I was able tolike put the youtube screen
underneath the tv and like putit to the 75 inch screen or 80

(30:21):
and 85 inch screen that I have.
Why am I saying that somebodycan come rob me?

Tim (30:26):
what's that?
What's that?

Javier (30:28):
20 inch screen that I have was it wagon wheel or
something, but uh, I was likewatching and then looking down
at youtube while I was, you know, doing two things.

Tim (30:38):
So I think it's pretty, pretty cool yeah, the, the
augmented reality is it's fuzzy,it's not the cameras make it
like convenient.

Javier (30:44):
So like if, like tam Tammy's talking and I'm playing
poker, I just double tap thescreen and then pass through
mode I can see everything.
It's also clear enough to whereI can almost read my texts, I
think if you made the textreally big, yeah, you could, but
I can still see the screen andalso you can watch NBA arena,
watch uh nba arena and watchgames like which I'm looking

(31:08):
forward to that.

Tim (31:08):
It's like your court side stuff.

Javier (31:10):
Yeah, that'd be a lot of fun um, but yeah, no, kids are
fucking still assholes.

Tim (31:14):
So I mean no shit chad you have anything going on for the
past two weeks that we uh man, Iactually did a lot of things.

Chad (31:21):
I I wrote them down because I'm like I'm going to
fucking forget this shit.
So a couple weeks ago, sarishgot us tickets to Hyenas.
You know they give out freetickets.

Tim (31:32):
Yeah, you just got to get like a drink or something like
that.

Chad (31:34):
It was for Jamie Kennedy, oh yeah.

Tim (31:37):
We got to see.
Oh yeah, you said you weregoing to see.
Did you bring the?

Chad (31:48):
I was going gonna bring it , but we were kind of running
late because we were doing likeback-to-back shit all day and so
we barely made it.
In fact, like they let us inand I think we were the last, it
was two and two behind us we'rethe last four in they packed
this room so full, it wasobnoxiously full.
But as we, you know, walk intohyenas.
There's this old guy, thisbalding dude.
He's like takes off his hat andput his hat back on.
He's like hey, we're supposedto go.
And he's like there's theelevator.
He's like he kind of turnsaround.
He turns around again.
He's like can I just take thestairs?

(32:09):
I'm like that's fucking jamiekennedy right there.
What the hell?
He just looked so old but sureenough, he just like walked
right past bald.
Yeah, he's like balding up top,quite a bit just kind of like
long hair and yeah, I mean hewore a.

Tim (32:22):
But don't meet your heroes.
That's what I always say.

Chad (32:25):
He it was, it was a show.
Yeah, was it an experience?
It was an experience.
I will say, I mean, I didn'thave any.

Tim (32:31):
Would you say it was the Jamie Kennedy experience?
Yeah, yeah, I think so, man.

Chad (32:37):
You know, it's something else.
It's like I've been to a comedyshow in a while.

Tim (32:40):
And, and ever since.

Chad (32:41):
Matt Rice.
People just want to heckle, sopeople were heckling the whole
time, were they really?
yeah, and he's just like, hey,you know, I'll joke with you for
a little bit and then I'll talkabout your titties a little bit
and then making a black jokeover here, and he just kind of,
he did so much like crowd workon almost like accident, like he
wasn't even good at it really.
But then he's like, alright, Iguess I gotta get to the show.

(33:02):
We're like, yeah, what the hellare you doing?
It's just like he didn't knowwhere he was.
It almost was like he was ondrugs, like he just did not know
.
The show was good, I enjoyed it, but it was not what I expected
.
I guess I don't know.

Javier (33:14):
I don't know.

Chad (33:23):
What's your favorite scary movie?
No, but people would just yellyour work, your line of work, at
you.
Okay, truck driver, you knowwhat I mean.
Like, oh, convenience storeworker and he's just like
yelling and it was kind offunny-ish, but like not that
funny, you know.

Tim (33:37):
He was really meaning some stuff there, yeah.

Chad (33:40):
No, everything that he had .
It did seem like very angry.
There was a lot of anger and ofcourse this is also the week of
the election so there was a lotof that tied into it.

Tim (33:48):
Then we find out he's checked himself into rehab.

Chad (33:51):
I wouldn't doubt it.
It was a weird show, but it wasfun.
It was entertaining.
Then we went to go check outthe new bar.
I can't remember the name of it.
It's across from Thompson's.
There there's a new cocktailbar.
Place was packed.
It was really cool.
Uh, it was nice.
Um shit, I don't remember thename of it.
Uh went to a kid's baseballgame.
Stark invited me to uh uharthur's baseball team and

(34:15):
honestly, that was moreentertaining than the jamie
kennedy show watching these kidsshots no no you gotta make a
game out of it.
That would have been fun.
It was also a Monday night.

Tim (34:25):
No excuse, I guess.

Chad (34:26):
But yeah.
So watching these kids like gonuts, it was fun.
I mean, they were actuallypretty good for being, I don't
know, five, six years old, Idon't know kids ages, but
they're young and they weredoing fairly well.
I thought Arthur was like 12 bynow.
No, like I said, I'm not goodwith kids' ages.
I don't think so.
Arthur's graduated here, Maybeseven or eight, 70 or 80.

(34:48):
I don't know.
All right, and then thisweekend we had Leon Bridges and
Charlie Crockett, which was anamazing show.
So was it your first timeseeing Charlie?

Javier (34:56):
No, no, we saw him at Panther Island.

Chad (34:59):
Yeah, like the fourth year anniversary of Panther.

Tim (35:02):
Island Brewing.
Definitely not your first timeseeing Leon.

Chad (35:05):
No, this is like my fourth or fifth time, I think.
Yeah, hell of a show Packed outthe place Saw.
There was a handful of peoplejust within my section that we
knew Saw Tom walk by.
He was on the floor, messagedhim.
It was good to see him, eventhough it didn't get to talk to
him.
But they did a lot of stuff forLeon.
They called it Leon Day,november 15th was.
Leon.

Javier (35:25):
Day Leon.

Chad (35:25):
Bridges.

Tim (35:26):
Way, yeah, they put the street sign up.

Javier (35:28):
It was just really cool.
It needs to be permanent.
Honestly, yeah agreed, it needsto be permanent.

Chad (35:31):
And then he brought Abraham Alexander up and it was
just like an all-out Fort WorthLove Show.
And the place was completelysold out.

Tim (35:39):
That's right.
I heard that it was so good.

Chad (35:41):
It was so good.
Got a couple shirts and aposter and stuff.
But yeah, it was fun.
I was a little drunk at theshow because I went with JD to
lunch and it never really justends at lunch.

Tim (35:53):
Yeah with JD, but at least you were drunk before you got
there, because man Dickie'spricing yeah, we still spent I
don't know, uh, between themerch and the drinks and and
like three bucks it was.

Chad (36:05):
It was like 200 bucks, I think it was not cheap because
merch ain't cheap maybe

Tim (36:09):
merch ain't cheap and I'm okay with spending money on
merch because you know theartists.
They don't make a whole lot ofmoney off their streams, which
is what everybody's listening tothese days yeah, they make
their money on the shows, thoughyeah, yeah, they do, they do
hey man that golf wing, but notas much.
But not as much as um, not asmuch as you would think because,
you know, dickies charges apremium but I think that dickies
.

Chad (36:30):
I could be wrong, but I think dickies is probably one of
his biggest shows like biggestvenues to sell out, like I know
that he sold out like red rockand things like that which is
awesome, which, by the way, heperforms there in may and red
rocks yeah, I kind of want to goback, he's gonna do.
Yeah, he's doing coloradosprings and then red rocks I
have, I have, uh, the posterfrom when I saw him last time

(36:50):
with abraham alexander.
Yeah, it was a good good show.
Um, and then the day after we,we went to breakfast.
Uh, never been to bluemountainound Cafe, oh, fuck yeah
.
It's like right up, y'all'salley.

Javier (37:02):
They got really good.
They have really good scrambles.

Tim (37:05):
Is it like old people food?
Yeah?

Javier (37:07):
It's like Westside Cafe.
Where's that?
It's?
Over there off of Belknap.

Chad (37:11):
It's Belknap.
No Blue Mound.

Javier (37:12):
Well, it's no north on.

Chad (37:13):
Blue Mound Blue Mound, cafe Blue Mound Sorry, it's
right off of 820 and Blue Mound,like when you're kind of going
towards the train tracks orwhatever Like right over there
yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, but it was fantastic.
I haven't had breakfast food,that wasn't brunch, in a very

(37:33):
long time.

Tim (37:34):
I go to the River Oaks Cafe to get my breakfast.
They have really good.

Javier (37:37):
We've gone a couple times and I like it.

Tim (37:40):
Yeah, it's great.

Chad (37:40):
I almost went to Ginger Brown's oh.

Javier (37:42):
We were this close.

Chad (37:43):
I haven't been there in so long, but I don't know if it'd
be the same without thecigarette smoke gone.
You know what I mean.
It's actually better, I think.
You can taste the food, I thinkyeah, I want to have some for
you.

Javier (38:02):
um, and so we did that, and then we went to the shacks
base all-stars all night it wasfucking amazing.

Chad (38:05):
Was it both days ago, or it was just one day, it was just
a full day.

Javier (38:07):
Somebody else was performing that next night
because, holy fuck, like you canhear panther oven from the
house really yeah, I mean youcan hear it the saturday night
from the house.

Chad (38:16):
Saturday was wild.
There were so many people I'venever been to like.
We went to that one under thebridge thing.
I'm gonna tell you that's notthat decent you're saying
Saturday was wild.

Tim (38:25):
There were so many people.
Yeah, it did not sell nearly asmuch as what ubby dubby does
see.

Chad (38:32):
I want to go to ubby dubby now.
Okay, I really am into this,like dude, like just the vibes
and someone that used to workfor me a long time ago.
They used to go to edmfestivals all the time.
They're like, you know, peopleare so nice and welcoming and
they just they just love oneanother and it's fun and like
they might get in the pit alittle bit, but they're gonna
pick you up and have a good time, kind of like some of the stuff
you talk about with.

Tim (38:52):
Like on the metal scene.

Chad (38:53):
Yeah but like I never witnessed it firsthand, people
were giving us like littletrinkets and gifts and being
super sweet.
I don't know how manycompliments we got on our
light-up shoes, our 90s attirethat we came in with off of Timu
.
People were just so fuckingsweet.

Tim (39:09):
I've got some bracelets I can't remember what they call it
where you do the whole handthing and you transfer the
bracelet.
I've got two or three braceletsfrom last time I worked out
there.
You know I was actually workingit and people were.

Chad (39:24):
Dude, we got to go to one together and I wanted this one
to be it.

Tim (39:29):
I know it always works out.

Chad (39:30):
But maybe we should do Ubi Dabi.
I don't know, it was just somuch fun.

Tim (39:34):
I'll work one day and then I'll go one day.
Let's do it, I'm going.

Javier (39:38):
Gonna go watch fat boy slim on the day before my
birthday?
Oh, that'd be cool, and that'sin the silo at dallas and uh,
you know, I just want to hear.
I just, fat boy slim has beenon my bucket list for a long
time, yeah, so well, you know,there's a lot of really good
artists.

Chad (39:54):
I don't know a lot of djs, and you know, but all the music
was great.
Uh went over.
There was a second stage.
We went over the second stageand there was this like big dude
with overalls.
No, it was not, but it lookedlike the guy from uh uh, what's
that Canadian comedy show thatwe like?

Tim (40:10):
Uh, a letter kitty.
Yeah, he kind of looked likethe guy from letter.

Chad (40:21):
Kenny is like fucking feet from me with his, his hoodie on
, just like getting it, and I'mlike holy shit.
And then Shaq goes the otherdirection, gets in the pit and
starts like throwing some peoplearound.
I'm like holy shit, this is somuch and I couldn't get over
there quick enough.
I wanted to.
I was like I want to be in apit with Shaq and it'll be so
legit.
Either way, I got to be reallyclose with him was neat.
Uh, we did the vip you knowticket so we were close enough
to get like be able to see him.

(40:41):
saw jake paul come up which isthe night after the fight uh, it
was just like in the middle ofthe set he just kept bringing up
random people.
He's like, hey, come on up.
And it's like jake paul.
Then he's like, come on up, itwas somebody else and I was like
holy shit, how many people areback there?
But uh, yeah, it was a greattime, it was just a phenomenal
experience and I brought y'allsome gummies, uh, some like
shacks xl gummies.

(41:02):
It's like his his head, she'slike a big shack head gun oh
yeah I'll bring him.
I'll bring him in a couple weeks.
I was so like flustered to getover here that I forgot them.
But next time they're good,they're great.
But uh, yeah, that's about it.
We put up christmas stuff lastnight, so we're, we're oh, fuck
you, man, it's not time Well wedidn't put up the outside lights
or the second tree, just likesome of the-.

Tim (41:22):
Second tree.
Oh, the first tree, the firsttree's up, the first tree, but
the second tree's not.

Chad (41:26):
Well, we got the living room tree, not the front door,
day after.

Tim (41:29):
Thanksgiving, that's when Christmas stuff goes up.

Chad (41:32):
Look, I'm trying to hunt all of next week, anytime that.

Tim (41:35):
I or try to hunt, I'm trying to get that hunt on.

Chad (41:38):
So that's where I'll be.
I'm not going to be.
I got you.

Tim (41:41):
That's fine, leave it to Sarah.
That's what she should be goodat Watch it.

Chad (41:49):
Whoop that ass.
She's going to whoop that.
All right, Javier, what haveyou been up to the past couple
of weeks?

Javier (41:54):
I can't even remember.
Fuck, obviously the fighthappened this weekend.
That was cool, what?

Tim (42:03):
else.
Did you watch it on Netflix?
Yeah, we watched it on Netflix.
I watched it on TikTok.

Javier (42:07):
Me and Anthony were like what the fuck's going on?
There's a bear ass on the TV.
It was Mike Tyson's ass.
What else Me and Lance recordedat?

Tim (42:20):
Hoppin', hoppin', yeah, oh yeah.

Javier (42:22):
And you came out, you and Sarah came out.
It was a lot of fun.
Went two lanes after, had somedrinks and some pizzas.
Place always goes hard with thepizza.

Chad (42:30):
That food is so good I sleep on it.
I forget about it.

Javier (42:32):
but the food's so good, dude, was it the debris fries?

Chad (42:35):
Yes.

Javier (42:36):
And they had tots.
And they have obviously cheese,bread and pizza.

Chad (42:40):
It's fucking great, you know what the pizza kind of
reminds me of, but better Iscafeteria pizza from high school
.
It kind of has that like justflat, not even a real pizza
slice.
There's topping from end to end, there's no actual crust, it's
just like, oh, just like asquare piece.

Javier (42:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's.
Except, it tastes obviously wayfucking better Way fucking
better.
Yeah, so that was good, man.
Cowboys suck ass.
Yeah, didn't do any of thatshit.
Man, I really wanted to go toJoseph Neville's show that last
Saturday Two Saturdays backNephew's birthday, shit happened

(43:19):
, and then we were also tired.
Yeah, I'm, yeah, like it's beena week um other than that.
Man, it's pretty, it's beenpretty chill it's hard to hit
everything up.

Chad (43:27):
There's been so much stuff going on especially nowadays.

Javier (43:29):
Like I mean not nowadays , right now.
It's kind of just like there islike so much going on.
We're old and it's kind of hardto like fit stuff into life I
already wish I was in bed rightnow.

Tim (43:42):
To be honest with you like I love you guys, but I'd much
rather be home, right oh manlike even sleeping too like tim
wraps it up all right and that'suh, that's it, that's it, oh I
mean I'm trying to think of,like other say bed I'm down, man
, you man.
I'm going to share a bed, orwhat.

Chad (43:59):
Okay, we're going to get some good sleeping.
Keep the hat on bitch.
So obviously we changed.

Javier (44:03):
We changed the um uh schedule, so we're going to
start doing an episode every twoweeks now.
So those that don't know uh,we'll be going on live every two
weeks.
Um, kind of just a way tochange.
You know, it's never doesn'tmean that we won't go to every
three weeks man, our favoritepeople like all it's every two

(44:24):
months, you know.

Chad (44:26):
Maybe we'll do once a year , who knows, we're gonna stay
alive do I miss the foreverreckless girls absolutely I'm
missing.

Javier (44:32):
And robin, I miss hearing her too, and our friends
too at the uh um the podcastcruiser dying breed.

Chad (44:38):
yeah, I know know, you just got a couple of us left.

Javier (44:40):
And we're still here, so we're not going anywhere.
We ain't going nowhere, bitch,fuck y'all.

Tim (44:45):
Speak for yourself, man I might be going somewhere, I
don't know.

Chad (44:49):
I want to see if we can do this whole AI VR goggle shows.

Javier (44:53):
We're going to try that too.

Chad (44:54):
That's going to be fun.
How cool.
I about it like y'all probablyalready know a lot more about it
, but could we do a vr like a vr?

Tim (45:02):
there's gotta be, a way we can try, we can try.

Javier (45:03):
I think it'd be fun.
There's gotta be a way.
Um, but no, you know, we gotthe holidays coming up so it's
big stuff happening here.
Personally, you know, we, youknow, got all these holiday
shits and presents and goingbroke for these gifts, you know.
So nothing, nothing crazyhappening man.
I will say this man, um, sonothing crazy happening man, I
will say this man, yeah, what isit?

Chad (45:24):
What are you going to say?

Tim (45:24):
He's forgot he's been drinking.
Yeah, I want to bring upsomething.
Yeah, go ahead, all right.
So we kind of hinted that weall watched the fight.

Javier (45:34):
Yes, yes.

Tim (45:35):
The butt.
Was it rigged?
No, no.

Chad (45:39):
You're talking about the biting of the gloves.

Javier (45:41):
He does that.
He's done that forever.
You even said it.
I got a biting fixation.
But he does that.
That's a way to keep his chinhidden, so that way, and you can
even watch.
I don't know, man, you canwatch.
I'm not talking about that.

Tim (45:54):
I'm not talking about that.
Saw some moves where typicallyyou would see so he what was his
last, his last fight, not his,his last non-section.

Javier (46:04):
ronnie jones exhibition and even then he was saying that
, like roy, he was talking, theywere talking to roy.
He's like yeah, you know it wasa good fight.
Mike's a champ, you know it wascrazy, you know it never
happened, but you know it's good.
And then mike's like I'mfucking tired, I'm fucking this
was like four years ago.

Tim (46:20):
Yeah, he, yeah, he's old, but I'm just saying, there were
some moves where I'm like eitherhe is really slacking or he.

Javier (46:31):
He didn't come out well, people were posting videos from
like four years ago of himtraining and he was like dude,
that's where he was doing thosereally quick hooks.

Tim (46:39):
But I'm just saying like there were.
There were some moves whereJake left himself open for one
of Mike's signature, just youknow?

Chad (46:46):
Yeah, he was a little bit slow.

Javier (46:48):
No, don't go yet Don't go yet, teresa, don't go yet.

Chad (46:53):
But yeah, so I think that I don't know, I feel, I don't
think it was rigged.

Tim (47:01):
I think that Jake Paul could have whooped his ass like
jake paul could have knockedabout jake paul's coming in
saying that he he didn't go ashard.

Javier (47:05):
He didn't you can see it , you can tell, you can tell
yeah he's much slower than henormally is because tyson is
slow.

Chad (47:10):
But with that being said, if they were going for punch for
punch just like I punch you,you punch me, I punch you, you
punch me I think that tysonwould have knocked his ass out.
That's how they should do it.
Just like.
I know boxing after watchingufc for a little bit and stuff
like that, boxing is not asentertaining to me anymore.
No, it's just all about evading.
It's like not how hard you canpunch, it's how much you cannot

(47:32):
get boxing.

Javier (47:32):
There's always been the way he rolls out of those
punches right, and so you knowthat's honestly, that's how it's
supposed to be boxing it's allrunning.

Chad (47:43):
It just seems like it's.
You know, it's not like ufc,where it's in your face, yeah
with boxing.

Tim (47:47):
If you can, you can tie.
If, let's see if I can spit itout, tire somebody out.
Yeah, you know, go go the fulleight rounds and use as little
energy as you possibly can andtire them out and then you get
them.
You get them to the point wherethey're so tired that they make
a mistake.

Javier (48:03):
The ladies were in the center of the ring fighting like
it was, like a fucking brawl.
They fought heavier and harder.

Tim (48:10):
I've always liked watching the lighter weight classes fight
because, they seem to go faster.
I was like that with UFC, butI'm with you Watching UFC, you
watch them and they just I meansome brutal hits.
I watch boxing and I was likethat with UFC, but I'm with you
Watching UFC, you watch them andthey just I mean some brutal
hits.
Right, I watch boxing and I'mlike it's like watching a chess
match or it's like watching golf.
Yeah, I mean I enjoy it.

Javier (48:28):
Right, it's just not like.
It's better when you'redrinking.

Tim (48:31):
Yeah 100%, or it's probably better when you're there too.

Javier (48:33):
Absolutely 100%.

Chad (48:34):
I didn't fights the undercard was worth it.
Because they were all duringthe Leon concert.
So when I got home, as soon aswe got home, I turned on the TV
and the Jake Paul fight started.
So I missed all of those, but Iheard you said they were great.
It was amazing.

Javier (48:47):
It was the best part.
Honestly, it was free, butthose undercards, the two fights
before, were the most electricgreat fights.
They were toe-to-toe.
You didn't know who was goingto win.
It was amazing.
So real quick, real quick.
Before Teresa goes to sleep, Iwant to give a shout out to
Amplify817.
They came out with their listof 10 artists that are now on

(49:07):
the Music Library platform ontheir website.
Quick shout out I'm going to goahead and throw these out To
Black Market Garden.
One of their artists, carolinaEmporio, d-flow, d-flow, uh.
Carolina emporial, uh, deflo,deflo is a friend of um the boys
over there at um.
Fuck man, I haven't heard ofheard of them in a long time,

(49:30):
but they get your words out,dude.

Tim (49:31):
Come on brain, anyways get your words out.

Javier (49:32):
That's the problem.
Uh, natalie robles.
Uh, rebel floor.
Uh, the vintage yell tips andover miller.
Uh tom sless.
Xavier secondless, xavierSecond.
And then LIYM I'm not sure ifit's just the acronym or Liam-
Maybe it's Liam and of course,returning artists Cherry Mantis,

(49:53):
j-o-e, the Homie, keeganMcEnroe Panoramic Duo and Simon
Flory.
So shout out to you guyswelcome, welcome to the Amplify.

Tim (50:04):
Amplify 817 family and also the Trent guys and the.

Javier (50:08):
Trent boys, is that what ?

Tim (50:09):
you're talking about?
Are you talking?

Javier (50:11):
about Trent.

Tim (50:11):
I'm talking about Amplify.
You're talking about who's DFlory?

Javier (50:14):
no, no, I was talking about.
Stepco or no no no, no, nopodcast RAP for Virgil's no, not
RAP yeah much love to them boystoo.
Johnny, congrats on the baby ohmy gosh.
Felpod.
Oh yeah, where have you?

Tim (50:29):
been.
Sam Felpodcast still beenkicking it we say podcast, and
he arrives.
I'm here dude who the no, fel'sbeen kicking it for.

Javier (50:39):
I'm sorry, my brain is shutting down.
I'm so confused I don't know,but we need to.
He did your video.
Your Get Blitzed.

Chad (50:49):
Yeah, he's Zeus.
Yeah, he wasn't a TFTI guy TFTI.

Javier (50:53):
Was he?
Thanks for the invite.
Yeah, tfti.

Chad (50:57):
Right, they knew D-Flow.
Oh, tfti, right, they knewdeflo.
Oh okay, okay.
Okay.
I'm like lyrical, like uh, theyknew deflo, oh okay, okay, now
I got what you're saying.
That took me a minute toconnect those.
My brain was shutting down.
I didn't know what the hell'sgoing on is this goddamn liquor.

Javier (51:11):
You know my wisdom tooth hurts like a bitch, so shout
out to everybody on the amplify17 crew congratulations, and we
can't wait to hear more of you.
We're gonna make the list here,uh for uh, tfp playlist 3.
And we can't wait to hear moreof you.
We're going to make the listhere for TFP Playlist 3.0.
So we can't wait for that.
Much love to you guys.

Chad (51:27):
So apparently J-O-E's got this Black Friday party coming
in from the chat over at DrJekyll's in.
I think it's in Arlington right, black Friday.
Ipa called Shysty Nice.

Javier (51:39):
Is that the one he's been working with?
Ipa called Shysty Nice?
Is that the one he's beenworking with?
He's been creating?

Chad (51:43):
the brew, I guess so.

Javier (51:44):
Yeah, he's making his own beer.

Chad (51:45):
Yeah, she said oh, releasing a collab?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Javier (51:48):
Yep, that's awesome, that's fun.
Yeah, so go over there to DrJekyll's Back in the day.

Chad (51:54):
Dr Jekyll was only a brew shop, like you can only like.
It wasn't even a bar oranything like that, and you just
got to like, buy, like for homebrewers.
You got to buy Pantigo, that'sright.
So it's kind of like.

Tim (52:07):
Arlington it's.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Arlington ish.

Chad (52:10):
Yeah, but yeah Cool spot.

Tim (52:12):
Man I have.
I have a fear of going intoPantigo.
Why Pantigo and DWG DowWorthington Gardens?
Those cops don't fuck around.

Chad (52:21):
I wouldn't mind, living in Pantigo there's.
I've been looking at somehouses out there.

Tim (52:25):
They scare me why, dude, I'm telling you they don't fuck
around them.
And Mansfield cops used to bepretty rough.
I don't know how they are now,huh, but I had some run-ins.
You know, I had some run-ins.

Javier (52:35):
I had some run-ins with Arlington PD.
Shout out to them for lettingthis drunk boy back to his dorm
I got my first speeding ticketfrom Arlington PD.

Tim (52:46):
I also got my first civil rights violation by Mansfield.
What yeah, dude?
They illegally searched my carwhenever I was like 17 years old
.
I was out fishing.
I was fishing in some park andum go to leave and as I'm
leaving, two man's field copspull in and they had gotten

(53:06):
reports of somebody doingsomething.
Was not me.
I was out fishing with my buddythat lived down in kennedale
and, uh, next thing I knowthey're searching my vehicle and
I was like you're allowed to dothat and they were like we're
allowed to do whatever we want.
So yeah, that's my firstviolated my civil rights.
Damn that sucks it does suck.

(53:27):
So I stay away from Mansfield,I stay away from Mansfield, I
stay away from Pantigo, I stayaway from Delaware and the
gardens.
Albeit, those two, the last two, I would speed through there
and do all sorts of they're like.
Westworth Village Cops yeah,they're out to get you.
They want to make that money.

Javier (53:42):
Oh yeah, they pulled me over once and searched my truck.
I was like a block away fromthe house.

Tim (53:47):
Westworth pulled Jessie over one time just to get Her
number no no To get.

Javier (53:54):
What up girl?

Tim (53:55):
He gave her a ticket for not having her front license
plate not having her frontlicense plate.

Javier (53:58):
Oh, river Oaks is the same shit.
Fuck them, river Oaks.

Chad (54:00):
You're supposed to have your front license plate.

Tim (54:02):
Yeah, man, In River Oaks you are, you'll get pulled over
Well in Texas it's like it's astate yeah.

Chad (54:06):
If you ain't got nothing to do you pull people over for
that I didn't know that.

Tim (54:10):
Yeah, it's wild.

Chad (54:10):
Yeah, huh.

Tim (54:22):
All right michelin star texas thing, yeah, yeah I did
hear about that that we've got.

Chad (54:25):
Uh, how how many now we got some local spots that were
recognized.
Recognized, uh, including uh,cortez, which is great.

Javier (54:29):
It is great like that place is really fucking good
yeah, I think jamie went overthere last week, right, christy?

Chad (54:35):
oh yeah, I think so, uh, but like, yeah, they got their
like the big birria like yeahasking pizza thing, or it's
basically yeah, it's I go there.

Tim (54:43):
I've gone there several times now.

Chad (54:44):
It's right there off of uh rosedale 287 yeah, on your way
up to wesleyan fucking deliciousit's great, um, and then who
else panther city barbecue ofcourse, shout out to them, the
boys over there yeah, they werefantastic.
And then who else I want to say?
There was a couple more.
I know that like goldies wasrecognized not, there was like
some shout outs too right, likeI don't understand the whole

(55:05):
michelin stars are one thing,the recognition is another.
Like they're recognized,michelin recognized locations
because I don't think there wasany dfw stars no, not actually
yeah, I think michelin.

Tim (55:17):
Uh, michelin did a shout out for me too it.

Chad (55:21):
hey, thanks for getting our tires, boy.
Yeah, there's a lot of actualstars, though, in Houston and
Austin.

Javier (55:28):
I think La didn't La get something.

Chad (55:29):
Yeah, La Barbecue, right.
Yeah, they got one.
Yeah, a lot of really coolshout-outs at places that we've
been, places that we enjoy.

Tim (55:39):
Places that we want to go to, yeah, places that we enjoy,
places that we want to go to,yeah, and places that add up to
the list we haven't gone to yetyeah, so pretty sweet.
Yeah, I think Texas gets somelove finally on that list.
Yeah, and it's cool to see someof the barbecue joints getting
that.
That's true.
That's a big thing and I'mready for it.
I want a Michelin star barbecuejoint.

Javier (56:08):
I mean, they it now like I'm talking about here.
I'm talking about here, I'mtalking about here in fort worth
.
One star.
One star is barley swine, overthere in austin.
Um, craft from akasi, it's ajapanese place, hestia it's
american.
American, uh style food,interstellar got a star.
Did they go by?

Tim (56:14):
this seller got us did they go by the star buffet?

Javier (56:17):
what's interstellar?
Did they check that barbecue?

Tim (56:19):
okay, in austin did they check out Star Buffet off of 183
here.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I don't think so.

Tim (56:26):
Asian Star, yeah, Asian Star.
They've already got a star, soI mean it only makes sense it's
one star, they got a one star.
It only makes sense.

Javier (56:35):
I think that's a got a one star.

Chad (56:37):
And Leroy and Lewis Barbecue also got a star.
That place popped up on one ofthe foodie shows that I like and
I tried to go.
Last time I went to Austin butwe ran out of time.

Javier (56:47):
And Dallas Tatsu is the only one that got.
It's a Japanese in here inDallas.

Tim (56:52):
I'm ready for I want.
Fort Worth needs one.

Chad (56:54):
Yeah, I mean this kind of opened the gates a little bit.
You know, I think.

Javier (56:58):
Didn't Smoke and Ash barbecue get recognition?
I don't know.

Tim (57:04):
I've been wanting to go to Smoke and Ash for a while.
It's out in Arlington.

Chad (57:08):
It's a whole Ethiopian barbecue place Really.

Tim (57:10):
Oh yeah, dude, it sounds great.
Lance, and I have been talkingabout it.
I think we should make a littletrip there Then.

Chad (57:16):
Mixley or Meatly, I don't really know how it's pronounced,
if the X is silent or not, butthat one's in San Antonio and
Sarish knows one of the owners,which is weird.
Randomly Another barbecueCorkscrew Barbecue in Spring Dai
Du, the place that you and Iwent to.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and Itook Sarish there too.
That place is fantastic, youget to recognize or no, they got

(57:42):
a star um.

Tim (57:42):
It's all, it's a place that does like a lot of nil guy and
the guy's a hunter.
Yeah, it's all kind of likeyeah, yeah, robin was, robin was
talking, all about it.

Chad (57:47):
Yeah, we had a great brunch over there yep, emmer and
rye and I think that's it.
So, yeah, pretty cool, prettycool for texas I'm here for it.

Tim (57:56):
Um, so I've got a.
I got a couple of little videoclips I want to play and I want
to get you boys' thought process.
What do you all think aboutthis?

Javier (58:07):
Spit in my mouth and spit in my mouth.
Let me pull this up here Sorry,oh, yeah, candies.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Yeah, we still have candies.

Tim (58:14):
yeah, I forgot to listen to the video.

Chad (58:16):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Have a puff, oh my.

Tim (58:18):
God, I'm trying to get it to work.

Javier (58:21):
Anyhoo in the video.
Oh my gosh, have a puff.
I'm trying to get it to workand it just anywho.
Man, what a crazy like.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
I can't believe we're already a week away from um
thanksgiving thanksgiving.

Tim (58:27):
Okay, so have you uh have you heard the new uh clip from
uh mel gibson?
What so mel gibson's uh makingthe rounds again?
So I I found this.
It's basically someone doing apodcast and then they played the
clip of Mel Gibson.
So you're going to hear alittle bit of that first, but
then you're going to hear MelGibson's phone call with his
girlfriend.

Chad (58:47):
Okay, If you guys haven't heard the secret recording of
Mel Gibson losing his mind athis girlfriend, you need to hear
this.
You're not lying to me aboutfake.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I've never had.

Javier (58:58):
Yes, yes you.

Chad (59:02):
Where is it Tim?
What happened?

Tim (59:04):
Oh, the 5G, it's not working.
At&t, you suck.

Javier (59:07):
I got too old.

Tim (59:09):
Okay, hang on, here we go.

Chad (59:12):
F***ing his mind at his girlfriend.
You need to hear this so you'renot lying to me about fake
f***s I never have.

Javier (59:19):
Yes, you just did.
You said they weren't.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
You f***ing lied to me.
What you lied to me before Ididn't.
I never said anything of a kind.
You never asked me, I nevertold you or maybe you asked me,
but I never lied about this Idon't lie.

Chad (59:37):
Who cares?
So they look ridiculous.
Get rid of them.
Why don't?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
you.
Anyway, you know that's none ofyour business, it is, it is.
They look stupid.
I'm just telling you.
It's just an appraisal.
Keep them if you want.
Look stupid.

Tim (59:47):
See if I give a f***, you know, but they're too big and
they look stupid.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
They look like some Vegas b****.
They look like a Vegas b****and you go around sashaying
around in your tight clothes andstuff.
I won't stand for that anymore.

Chad (01:00:06):
I don't walk around in tight clothes.
I stay at home for most of thetime you look like a public and
it's a f***ing embarrassment tome.

Tim (01:00:25):
You look like a f***ing f***ing, f***ing, f***ing,
f***ing, f***ing, f***ing,f***ing, f***ing, f***ing
f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ingf***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing
f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ingf***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing
f***ing f.
No, I think it's the one from along time ago, because it
sounds a lot like unless he is ahardcore, fucking racist.

Javier (01:00:32):
So I mean, so I've never heard.

Tim (01:00:32):
I never heard the old one.
It sounds like it.
Okay, so I never heard the oldone.
Well, it's resurfaced again.
It's making its rounds, Wow.

Javier (01:00:38):
It's pretty fucked.
That's why he was canceled forthe longest time.
Is he still canceled, though?

Tim (01:00:49):
I mean he's in movies with fucking will ferrell, and that's
true.
I mean I guess he's still, buthe apparently he's not a fan of
fake boobs.

Chad (01:00:53):
Who would have thought a titty is a titty is a titty,
says it seems like, more thananything, he's just an over like
oh you're right, piece of shiton the group chat.

Javier (01:01:02):
Uh glad it says that the last one was to a female cop.

Chad (01:01:06):
So this is new.

Javier (01:01:09):
No, he was talking to his girlfriend, but he spoke to
a female cop also with this kindof shit.

Chad (01:01:15):
Got it, and so, yeah, that guy's a hardcore, fucking
racist.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
Okay, Now isn't he the one thatdid the something to Christ
Lethal Weapon and Passion of theChrist?
Yeah, didn't he do Passion ofthe Christ An ap Isn't?

Tim (01:01:25):
he the one that did something to Christ.
Lethal Weapon and Passion ofthe Christ yeah, didn't he do?
Passion of the Christ, thatmakes sense.
Apocalypto yeah it never fails.

Javier (01:01:31):
He called her Sugar Tits .
He called her Sugar Tits.

Tim (01:01:32):
Jesus.
So a TikToker recently got ahotel and it's supposed to have
a room with a window.
Okay, and the room with thewindow looked from the, from the
ads.
It looked great, everythinglooked great, everything looked
wonderful.
They get to their room and theyopen the window and it looks
directly into a restaurant witha table literally next to the

(01:01:54):
next to the window, so they goout like they they've got bit.
There's a video of this wherethey're they're opening the.
They open up the, the curtainand and they're looking and
watching two people have lunch.
Is it a Carl's Jr?
It's not a bit.
I thought it was a bit.
I thought it was like I thinkyou should leave, or something

(01:02:15):
like that.

Chad (01:02:16):
Did they also have dinner or lunch next to the window?

Tim (01:02:19):
No, no, no.
So they go outside to look,they end up going into where the
restaurant is.

Chad (01:02:23):
Yeah.

Tim (01:02:23):
And they've got some sort of film so you can't see in like
.
So nobody can see in.
It's like one way.
So the people they're eatinghave no idea that.
That's what that's a window touh, a bedroom, essentially.
Is it like mirror?

Chad (01:02:38):
yeah, holy shit, yeah yeah , that's bizarre.

Tim (01:02:41):
So I want to ask would you, would you stay?
Would you stay in that room ifI can see bleeding?
No, I mean yeah, and they can'tsee me, they can't see you oh
yeah, fuck yeah okay.

Chad (01:02:50):
Is it creepy too?
Because I feel like that'd be afun like social experiment,
just kind of like that's likeuber people watching, like
that's the top tier people watch.
I think it is too.

Javier (01:02:59):
It's like that one um vince bond movie where he's on a
work trip and he has to go toeurope and they don't have money
so he has to stay, like in theart installation called american
, like office worker, and it'slike a clear box and people are
just watching him like work andthen, uh, it's funny, but uh
okay, but would you be mad, likewhenever he first gets in a

(01:03:21):
room because the pictures thatthey, that they showed like what
the room was supposed to looklike.

Tim (01:03:25):
It's supposed to have a beautiful view that overlooked,
like whatever city it was.
It was like new york and itdefinitely does not what if the
restaurant came after?

Chad (01:03:35):
what if it was just a before picture?
I think they're not lying.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I kind of think it was a before picture it's like,
but I think you should updateyour update your site a little
bit, right?

Tim (01:03:42):
yeah, like that's just my thought.
This is weird.

Javier (01:03:44):
I'm thinking about it now.
Uh, gladys says people withfetishes for people eating I
just imagine a man just likehunched over one arm on the
glass oh no somebody eat andjust like going to town.

Tim (01:03:56):
It's really weird it's, it was it's.
It's strangely bizarre, like Ithink I can do that.
I would, um, I think I couldstay there.
I don't't think Jesse would beable to stay there.

Chad (01:04:07):
All right, hold on Two questions.
So one would you stay in thehotel room?

Tim (01:04:11):
Yes, I would try to get a discount.
I would, but is?

Javier (01:04:14):
there a way for me to cover, like the people eating?

Chad (01:04:16):
Yeah, they have a curtain, you can pull the curtain back
and you can watch or you can seewhen you want to.
That's fine.
Yeah, all right.
Question two when you want toand when you don't, you just
close the curtain.

Javier (01:04:27):
You don't have to open it for a quick peep show and
you're good to go just want towatch him eat a little bit of
carl's jr and then, oh, you can,you can open the here's.

Tim (01:04:33):
The other thing is you can open the window.
What?
Yeah yeah so you know does itgo up or out.
It like folds open so you canopen the window and like while
people are like, not not looking.
If you had the window poppedopen just enough, reach out
there and grab yourself a littlebite to eat All right.

Chad (01:04:48):
Would you, knowing that that window mirror is a window
to a room, would you eat at thattable?

Tim (01:04:56):
Would I eat at that table?

Chad (01:04:56):
Yeah, If they sat you down and you're like, hey, this is
the only table we've gotavailable for two hours.
Would you want to sit here?

Tim (01:05:03):
How hungry am I you hours?
Would you?
Would you want to sit here?
How bad, how hungry am I I'm.

Javier (01:05:07):
You're very hungry if I'm very hungry.
You just got off a flight youforgot to eat breakfast.

Tim (01:05:09):
Yeah, you're in vegas.
Yeah, I'm gonna.

Chad (01:05:10):
I'm gonna eat there, I'm gonna eat there and I'm gonna
stare directly into that justlike eat, like just eat, and
stare at yourself in the mirrorlike watch yourself, I'm gonna,
you're gonna see me pick up thepeople on the other side it's
like a bird feeder, it's likethey got that clear square right
there and it's like to put thefood there and you're like, oh,
fuck, oh and eating hot dogs andit's just like so.

Tim (01:05:29):
The people on the other side are going to see me pick up
my chair and I'm going to thenface it directly to where javier
is, the window and I am staringdirectly where I think his eyes
are and I'm going to shovelfood into my gullet that would
be fucking awesome.

Chad (01:05:43):
I want to get that room, just so you can go eat, and I
want to record the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Thing.

Chad (01:05:48):
Honestly, they could sell that hotel room.
They need to get bettermarketing because they could go.
Hey, do you like to watchpeople eat?
Come on into our room with thiswindow.
That's going to be weird enough, where people want to stay
there anyway.

Tim (01:06:00):
We won't shame your fetishes.
Straight to the point, man.
It's like cuck for food.

Javier (01:06:06):
That's your fetishes, straight to the point man.

Tim (01:06:07):
Yeah, it's like cuck for food, that's.
That's a tagline.
Though it's a tagline, are youa?

Javier (01:06:10):
cuck.
Are you a cuck for food?
You know we are come join us atthe excalibur, yeah, so um,
fucking excalibur, I don't know.

Tim (01:06:16):
So would you try to get that?
Would you try to get your moneyback though like, or would you
try to get a discount?

Chad (01:06:20):
no, I, I would laugh it off, I might record it, I would
send it to you guys as a video.
I don't think.
I would have ever posted it,it's for the gram.

Tim (01:06:27):
It's not for the gram, but for the.
What is it?
I can't remember what they callit.
It's oh, man, brain's notworking.
It's for the bit.
It's for the bit, right, yeah,yeah.

Chad (01:06:37):
So I would enjoy it.

Tim (01:06:50):
I take those kind of experiences with what they are
okay, fucked up, weirdsituations, all right.
So with that, yeah, I want tojump into airbnb for a second,
because we've talked aboutairbnb previously about how
we've heard videos and or, youknow, seen videos.

Chad (01:06:55):
Whatever there's definitely hiding in them, or
there's people hiding in thewall, hiding in the walls.

Tim (01:06:58):
They've got a room that they've sealed off so nobody
knows.
And it's like billing as thewhole.
You right, right, all right.
So this lady she had a weekendgetaway with some teacher
friends she's a school teacher.
They all went to this Airbnband after everything was over
she gets hit with this bill forlike $18,000.
Fuck, they're saying that theydamaged.

(01:07:22):
There was all this damage inthe bathroom.
The bathtub was damaged, therewas, you know, a whole bunch of
damage, right, well, she's likewe're a bunch of teachers, we
didn't have a wild crazy party,we didn't do anything.
Right, yeah, airbnb saying Imean, they got the pictures to
prove that there was damage andso they're trying to uphold that
right, they're refusing so it'sgonna have to go small claim

(01:07:43):
score.
But what?
It seems like the guy iswanting to them to bankroll his
remodel because they got thehouse up for sale.
The house is up for sale, sowhen the remodel the bathroom?

Chad (01:07:52):
that's fucked.

Tim (01:07:53):
One of the pictures that they showed was at the bathtub
and it's clearly you could seethere was a sledgehammer that
was taken to the bathtub becauseit's like punctured a hole.
So with that, we've, we've.
We've heard these bad thingsabout Airbnb.
Like I'm still probably goingto stay in Airbnb.

Chad (01:08:07):
Of course, yeah.

Tim (01:08:09):
But are we at a point now that it's kind of like where
we've cut the cord and now wehad to buy all the channels back
to where we probably shouldjust get back on cable again?
Are we at a point now where itmakes more sense probably to
just get a hotel room?

Chad (01:08:24):
I always weigh my options.
I always look at both.
I yes, like this friday I'mgoing down to waco hang out with
danny.
We we looked at airbnbs.
It didn't make sense.
We just got a hotel you knowwhat I mean like it, unless
you've got a big group of peopleor you're going to somewhere
like broken bow or somethinglike that and you want to get a
cabin.
You just got to see the price.
What makes more sense?
yeah unless you have somethingreally cool, some of the airbnbs

(01:08:45):
are just cool like they do like, yeah, some of the cool.

Tim (01:08:47):
And then they got some of the cool like uh not excursion
ones, but like the

Javier (01:08:52):
what I mean?
What did I walk?

Chad (01:08:53):
into by the way, airbnb talking about airbnb.

Tim (01:08:56):
So okay, just to recap, because javier had to had to
relieve the weasel weasel okayum lady has a bunch of her lady
friends.
They all get an Airbnb, theirteachers, whatever they leave,
nothing crazy happens and thelady who booked it gets a bill
for $18,000 cause they'reclaiming damage.
Um, and it looks like the guy'sjust trying to bankroll his

(01:09:19):
remodel, his bathroom, causehe's putting the house up for
sale, all right.
So my question is cause?
I mean, because you got shitlike that and and and you as the
consumer is not reallyprotected.
So, number one, I feel like youneed to go in with a video.
After this has got me thinkingthis now, go in and video what
it looks like whenever I getthere.
Video what it looks likewhenever I leave.
Okay, that way I've got proof,because airbnb the last I heard

(01:09:43):
was they were upholding theguy's claim that they owe money
yeah, so we do that, for at theshop customer drops their car
off, we take pictures as soon asthey drop off.

Javier (01:09:53):
Around the car, like four corners, damage, anything
we might spot mileage in the bin.
Same goes for a loaner car.
We do the same thing.
I tell the customers the samething.
I'm going to record video andI'm going to take pictures of
the entire car.
If you don't, and there'sdamage that's not on there, then
I'm going to call yourinsurance, I'm going to put it

(01:10:14):
on your insurance and they'regoing to pay for the repairs.
You're more than welcome to doit, but I'm telling you right
now this is what I'm doing.
I suggest you do the same shit.
Yeah, it wasn't.
I didn't know how that happened, understandably, understandably
, but I told you to take yourpictures, right?
Yeah, let's look at ourpictures.
It wasn't there, but I didn'tdo it like, well, I'm, it's

(01:10:36):
still there.
I still have to go through yourinsurance.
They still have to pay for theday.
Yeah, so you might not have doneit, but someone else, did it
someone else, and so yeah, lookI feel like we're at that point
now that we're gonna, like you,gotta protect your ass yeah like
and that's what got.

Tim (01:10:50):
It's got me paranoid about these airbnbs, yeah I don't know
like I'm afraid that there'speople putting cameras in there
because you see all thosestories and then you hear, like,
about the people that arehiding in the in like a hidden
room or whatever, because theywant to live there and like that
.

Javier (01:11:04):
like that other asshole on the YouTube was like well,
you can rent a room Like bitchwe weren't talking about that.

Tim (01:11:10):
Yeah, we're talking directly about putting it up as
the whole house, but there'ssomeone hiding in there, right?
So you hear stories like that,and I get it.
The internet perpetuates thingsand it puts it in your face and
so maybe it's not as frequentlyhappening or frequent as
happening as frequently as onemight think, right, but again,

(01:11:30):
like it's got me kind ofparanoid, I get it, yeah, I mean
, but you know, if you'reactually that scared and you
know you could get the littlecamera viewers, you could take
video of your place there's.

Chad (01:11:40):
you know, just be smart, yeah.
So I, I and also I, I'm curiousto see, like, what the rating
was on this Airbnb, because alot of Airbnbs I stay at are the
ones like oh, you found a gem.
This place is never availableand they got like 4.9 stars.

Tim (01:11:54):
That's the one.
I try to say those to.

Chad (01:11:56):
So you want to stay at the good ones?
Don't go to one that has threeand a half stars and only has
two reviews.
That guy's out to fuck you.

Tim (01:12:06):
He reviews like that guy's out to fuck you, he's gonna fuck
you.
Yes, he's gonna find you andhe's gonna fuck you.
Yeah, that's exactly what'sgonna happen.
I don't know.
I just feel like, uh, we're, Ifeel like we've gone full circle
with the whole like um lessairbnbs, more hotels now hey,
look, he's gonna whip you silly,he's gonna fuck you stupid hey
welcome back to the conversationI mean, do you feel like, uh,
do you feel like staying in ahotel might be the better option

(01:12:27):
?

Javier (01:12:27):
now you know what man Kind of, because I was looking
at those prices, I think forAustin it was like, well, fuck
man, I mean for that price maybewe need to just stay at a
goddamn Holiday Inn or whatever.
Chase, what up dog.
But yeah, I mean, sometimes itdepends.
I mean again, whenever you andI went to austin yeah you know

(01:12:47):
we stayed at the holiday inn.
You know we didn't.
It was, it was cheap yeah, itwas cheap.

Tim (01:12:52):
I love that on december.
Yeah, yeah, my favorite fuckinglove it fucking.

Chad (01:12:56):
I mean, god forbid, I mean except for the one time the ac
was out otherwise place, andthen, uh you know you might get,
uh, you know, murdered, but youknow whatever.

Tim (01:13:04):
but hey, look, look Worth it.

Javier (01:13:06):
I mean, it was a, they have a pool, they have a pool.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Yeah.

Javier (01:13:10):
You know it's a great location and yeah, you're right,
murdered Might get murdered.

Tim (01:13:13):
It's walking the race.
The Rainy Street Strangler.

Javier (01:13:18):
Yeah, I think that's what.
Again, like you said, unlessyou're with a big group, then
it's good to have an Airbnb,obviously, but if it's just like
two of you or whatever, ifyou're not wanting to stay there
for a good amount.

Chad (01:13:31):
What if there's three of me?

Javier (01:13:33):
Well, there's three of you.
You got a real big problembecause there's three Chads
running around.
It could be like a wholemultiplicity situation.
That's weird.
You got one of them is like youknow what one of them was that
I'm not saying it, excuse me.

Chad (01:13:51):
One of them was he was like ah, you know, I think I
need to go watch this movie.
Actually you do?

Tim (01:13:55):
it's pretty fucked up.
Yeah, yeah, um, do you have iton plex?

Javier (01:13:58):
uh, no, but I could probably find it okay he
literally had one of those topthose hats with the spinny yeah
he did, he did have a.

Chad (01:14:05):
I'm davey like okay, guy he's got a new show out on apple
tv and it's actually prettygood.
Which one?
It's pretty fucked up.
He's like a, a doctor, likethis psychologist talking to
this kid.
What's his name?
What's the actor's name I want?

Javier (01:14:19):
to make sure keaton.

Chad (01:14:20):
Okay, never mind, you're thinking, you're thinking.

Javier (01:14:22):
I'm thinking of multiplicity.
You said multiplicity, that'sMichael Keaton.

Chad (01:14:26):
Okay, I've got them mixed up.
Who's the guy in City Slickers?
Oh, billy Crystal, billyCrystal.

Javier (01:14:32):
He's got a new show.
Oh, you're right, he does, andI've been watching it.

Chad (01:14:35):
We've been watching it and it's actually really fucking
good.
We're trying to find new showsto watch.

Tim (01:14:49):
We're trying to find new shows to watch.
You're just calling out oldones.

Javier (01:14:51):
Yeah, I know like I've already watched marvelous miss
mazel.
That was a really good show,really good entertaining.

Tim (01:14:56):
Okay, re-watch mad men we re-watched that not too long ago
and I forgot how it ended and Iwas just like oh yeah but we
want to watch.

Chad (01:15:04):
We talked about um severance you want to watch that
one's so good, we want to watchseverance and silo because that
one just came out recently andapple tv's got a bunch of good
shows it does all rightshrinking.

Tim (01:15:17):
I want to ask what shrinking, what shrinking?
So I want to ask one more, ohand madman just came out, sorry
tim sorry, more question.
Yes, all right.
So have y'all recently seenthat Spirit Airlines took a
gunshot, a couple gunshots?

Javier (01:15:31):
Oh in.

Tim (01:15:31):
Haiti, right, yeah.
So, first off, why the fuck isSpirit Airlines flying to Haiti
Like?

Chad (01:15:37):
that doesn't make any sense.

Tim (01:15:38):
It's in the Caribbean dude, nobody's going to Haiti right
now.

Chad (01:15:41):
Yeah, they're not and they're definitely not going
after what happened.

Tim (01:15:44):
They are because the spirit's going but it took multi
, it took multiple shots yeahlike I can't imagine being on
that plane.
That's wild, all right, so Isee that happen.
Now we had, uh, the one indallas, southwest, southwest,
got shot.
You know why, why I was stillon the runway or taxiway right,
which that all right.
I'm gonna say like I don'tthink it was a target, I don't

(01:16:06):
think they were just shooting atthe plane.

Chad (01:16:09):
It's not okay to be shooting around Dallas, given
the area.

Tim (01:16:12):
I think that's what happens over there.

Javier (01:16:15):
I will say this from experience what shooting planes?
No, not shooting planes.
We had a shop on what's thatroad, Herb.

Tim (01:16:27):
No Loop 12?
.
No, no In.

Javier (01:16:29):
Dallas yeah, right, when you're going into Southwest
Cedar Springs.

Tim (01:16:35):
Cedar Springs, okay, cedar.

Javier (01:16:36):
Springs we had a shop that was a block from the
entrance of Southwest yeah.
And every day we had flightsgoing over the shop, sure.
So in that area I'm sure peoplecan like see the plane and
you're just, you can just likeshoot at it.

Tim (01:16:51):
Well, nobody's shooting at it.
This was like on the runwaythough they were, it wasn't
flying, it was on the taxiway.
Oh, that's weird.
Took a bullet to the, to thecabin area, all right.
So that happens.
And then I just saw a videofrom inside of the cockpit or
not the cockpit, but thefuselage, you know where the
passenger, at where someone didwhat they said you couldn't do

(01:17:14):
and they popped the emergencyexit mid-flight.
Whoa, yeah.
And there's.
I want to know do you get yourmoney back for that?

Javier (01:17:23):
you fucking better and you better get like three free
flights.
Fuck that.

Tim (01:17:27):
Because they said that's something you can never do, but
someone did it.

Chad (01:17:30):
There's a law that they're passing, not about that kind of
situation, because that's farand few between, few and far
between, but there's a lawthat's going to be passed that,
like you know, when flights aredelayed three or more hours or
whatever, you're supposed to getmoney.
You know when flights aredelayed three or more hours or
whatever You're supposed to getmoney, You're supposed to be
compensated, but they alwayscome in the form of a coupon or
whatever.
Well, there's going to be a lawthat already got passed I think

(01:17:52):
it just hasn't gone into effectyet where you're supposed to be
immediately compensated withcash.
They put it back in your bankaccount not like coupons, I want
cash in hand.
Give me my cash now.

Tim (01:18:06):
I met my destination.
Give me money.
All you can give you is thesechick-fil-a coupons.
They're good for three thousanddollars for the chick-fil-a.
They're good for 10 chick-fil-asandwiches and 10 my pleasures.
Right, but only at thechick-fil-a in kansas city.
Yeah, only that one it's likewhenever you go and watch the
mavs, the mavs win.
You get what?
A burger or something like thatfor free.

Javier (01:18:23):
You get like Taco Bueno, you get like a Muchaco.

Tim (01:18:26):
I mean, I've heard that like oh, you have the option of
getting the voucher or gettingcash.

Chad (01:18:32):
You have to ask for it.
I think it depends on theairline.

Tim (01:18:35):
Usually it's a voucher, and it's got to be.
It has to be like something notweather related or whatever,
like you know right rightbecause they can't control the
weather.
I mean they can.
They can control the weatherthey, of course they can you
know, they've proven that.
Um, I think to close out thisuh whole thing, did you?
Did y'all hear about thecongressional hearing about

(01:18:55):
aliens and where they're comingfrom?

Javier (01:18:56):
I heard something about it, but um, I saw something pop
up about you from the ocean whatthey're saying, that they're
from the ocean.

Tim (01:19:03):
no, that's what it was a congressional hearing.
And they're saying that they'refrom the ocean no, that's what
it was a congressional hearingand they're saying that they're
from the ocean.

Chad (01:19:09):
Who's they Like?
You gotta be a little bit moreparticular.

Tim (01:19:11):
I don't know what the dude's name is, but they're
sitting before Congress saying,yeah, it's from the ocean, yeah,
but if they put you before,Congress, you're gonna say oh, I
saw a ghost.

Chad (01:19:19):
It pulled on my sleeve.

Tim (01:19:26):
But, they.

Javier (01:19:27):
They're not going to put me in front of Congress.
I don't have a good trackrecord.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Get this man out of here and they put a burlap sack
over him, they start beating himwith a sack full of oranges.

Chad (01:19:34):
Why would I be at a congressional hearing?
Put the hat with the spinnything back on this man and send
him on his way.

Tim (01:19:38):
They were saying, yeah, it's from the ocean, and they're
saying that these aliens havebeen here much longer than we
have.

Javier (01:19:48):
I mean, look, dinosaurs have been here much longer than
we have.
Yeah, so dinosaurs aren't alivestill yes they are Alligators
birds, those okay Birds.
Birds are dinosaurs of all whendid they get the bottle for the
raptor?

Tim (01:20:02):
Oh yeah, A Jurassic Park From a bird Birds.

Chad (01:20:04):
Okay, let's kind of unravel this a little bit Birds.
So if there are aliens,underwater they're saying
they're from the.
Yeah, so how could this havehappened?
Just thinking so, if they'vebeen around forever, could they
have been like, hey, let's gounderwater before these
asteroids hit, because the wholeworld's going to be taken out
and we don't have any option butto go underwater.

(01:20:26):
And they've just been livingthere for like hundreds of
thousands of millions of years.

Tim (01:20:32):
Well, they've been coming out of the water, but that's
their home, the water's theirhome and they come and visit I
know.
So let's put it in perspective.

Javier (01:20:43):
Pharrell white, Pharrell the hat.
Okay, All hat Okay.
All right, Got it See.

Chad (01:20:47):
I'm seeing Charlie Crockett.
I'm seeing a lot of CharlieCrockett.

Javier (01:20:50):
Charlie Crockett has the fitted cowboy hat.
It's got the curve, it's gotcurves.

Tim (01:20:56):
Yeah, it's got curves.

Chad (01:20:56):
Yeah, this is a short person I'm just seeing with the
beard, which looks good, manit's, it's going away sing me
tennessee whiskey, you fucker.

Tim (01:21:10):
Sorry, chris stapleton.
Chris stapleton, this beer'snot that big.
Um, all right, just hear me out.
The ocean is water.
Us saying that we understandwhat's in the ocean is basically
the equivalent of all we'velooked at, and it is by taking
like a scoop of water and likelooking and saying, oh, there's
no life form in here.
Really, you know, right, wehaven't explored that much.
So I'm saying if the aliens arecoming from there, I mean

(01:21:35):
they're here I, I mean, I, Ibelieve it, I I wouldn't I, I
believe it.
We spend a lot of time in thewater I love the the water.

Javier (01:21:43):
Maybe, you're an alien, you do.

Tim (01:21:45):
You do.
I'm a big fan of the water.
Yeah, you could be an alien.

Chad (01:21:48):
I come from the water.
Where's your gills at?

Tim (01:21:50):
You got gills, I wish.

Chad (01:21:51):
He's got chads.

Tim (01:21:52):
He's got chads.

Chad (01:21:54):
What the?

Tim (01:21:55):
fuck, does that even mean?

Javier (01:21:57):
You know, what I mean.
I don't like the way WesternWalter White oh shit, what is it
?

Tim (01:22:07):
I'm the one who knocks.

Javier (01:22:08):
Yeah, I have a story before we close out, so remind
me please Go ahead.

Chad (01:22:12):
No, go ahead.
No, I think we're about done,we're about done.
Okay, so a specialcongratulations to and it's time
to go everyone.
All right, all right, that wasfun, no, no.

Javier (01:22:26):
A special congratulations to Masanobu Sato
.
He's the world champion inmasturbating.
In 2008, he pleasured himselfin front of a crowd at San
Francisco's annualMasturbate-a-thon for nine hours
and 33 minutes, and has eventalked to the press about his
handy, award-winning techniques.
His girlfriend doesn't like sex, but supports him and his

(01:22:47):
ambitions.
In 2009, he beat quote his ownrecord, extending it to nine
hours and 58 minutes.
Sato has strong sponsorshipswith tenga, a japanese company
that makes futuristicmasturbatory tools.
Manasabo sato is also suspectedto be the man behind the pen
name Turbo Masturbo, who wrotethe book how to Masturbate

(01:23:08):
Properly, which contains 100masturbation commandments.
So congratulations to you, sir.
I salute you, me and the restof the mankind.
Where did this come from?

Tim (01:23:20):
Did something happen today.

Javier (01:23:21):
It was on Reddit, I'm sorry, it just popped up.

Tim (01:23:23):
It's a masturbating champion.

Javier (01:23:24):
Wow, masturbation world champion.
Shout out to you, man, becauseyou had to drink a lot of
Gatorade.

Tim (01:23:30):
Yeah, we're actually going to have him on in a couple weeks
.
I hear Masturbating championBoys.
Do y'all have anything else?

Javier (01:23:39):
Well, everybody has a great turkey day.
Enjoy it with your families orenjoy doing whatever you want to
do.
Live your life, because we'reonly a speck of dust here in
this whole universe.

Tim (01:23:48):
We're just but dust in the wind.
We're just nothing but dust.

Javier (01:23:51):
I saw it on an episode of King of the Hill before I
came here.
You know what I'm trying to do.
Just a dust in the wind.
That was Boom Howard that saidthat.

Chad (01:23:58):
We could tell yeah, Alright, everybody, if you don't
already do so, please make sureyou subscribe to our YouTube
channel.
You can find all our things atTheFunkyPanther and
TheFunkyPanthercom.
Call text leave us a voicemail817-677-0408.
Stay good, everybody.
I'm Chad, I'm Horny and I'm Tim.

Javier (01:24:15):
And we are the.

Tim (01:24:16):
Funky Panthers.

Chad (01:24:19):
Stay hard everyone Stay hard.
I said Horny panther.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
And turkey, lurkey, dapp.
I eat that turkey, then I takea nap.
Thanksgiving is a special night.
Jimmy Walker used to saydynamite.

(01:24:53):
That's right.
Turkey with gravy and cranberry.
Can't believe the Mets tradedthat for strawberry.

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