Kanye’s Nazi Fashion, Public Poop Horror Stories & The Brown Note Conspiracy

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Javier (00:01):
Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest.
Have a look at the headlockhere.
See that chap over there.
Get your hand off my penis.
This is the bloke who got me onthe penis before.

Chad (00:16):
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
What, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(00:39):
I told him I was like stopsending me this shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I told him I was like stopsending me the shit.
And he goes oh, I'm like no,I'm serious, stop sending this
shit.
And then every now and then andI can always tell just by
looking through there's going tobe like some lady that shows
nipple or something.
I'm like okay, I'll give thisone, I'll give this one a watch.

Tim (01:01):
Yeah.

Chad (01:02):
Let me just it's worth the risk.
You know what I mean.
I click on it.
It's shitty.
I tried, of course, right.

Javier (01:11):
Why do you need Chad GPT for basketball?
So?

Chad (01:15):
He said NBA.
I think I can help with thiswhole NBA NBA situation, yeah,
but you know, I had to writelike this seven paper and I was
like hey, check my work manbutts ahoy Right.

Tim (01:28):
What the fuck NBA.

Javier (01:29):
Man butts ahoy.
That's what it's for.

Tim (01:33):
Okay, are we going to actually do the whole?

Javier (01:34):
intro.

Chad (01:36):
Because we should probably hit that now.

Javier (01:37):
Oh, I'm looking at the YouTube thing and it's like
we've got 15 seconds.
We do not.
Yeah, I guess, get in here.
We gotta start the show.
Oh, fuck, okay, we're gonna dothat.

Chad (01:46):
We gotta start the show.
We haven't done it in a while.

Javier (01:49):
They didn't hear me say this stuff about the H-word, did
they, who knows?

Tim (01:53):
Oh, God, did they Okay.

Chad (01:58):
Oh, hello everyone, and welcome to the Funky Panther
Coming to you from Fort Worth,texas.
We have got an episode for youhere on episode 193.
Hooray, huzzah, goddamn 193.
So sit back, relax, enjoy,let's get into it.

(02:19):
I'm Chad, I'm Javier, I'm Tim.

Javier (02:23):
And we are the Funky Panther.
How sweet it is, five yearsgoing.

Chad (02:27):
Five fucking years.

Tim (02:29):
We should be a lot higher on the number, but you know.

Chad (02:33):
Look, everyone's got to take breaks, but we're still
going.

Tim (02:36):
We've done a lot of different things and we've
slacked off a lot.

Javier (02:39):
I don't know man, Life happens.
Taking care of your mom isn'tslacking off.

Tim (02:45):
I'm not talking about just that.

Chad (02:50):
I man, life happens.
Taking care of your mom isn'tslacking.

Tim (02:51):
I'm not talking about just that, like I slacked off in that
department.
Yeah, you did what in thatdepartment?

Chad (02:54):
hey, you jacked off in that department.
No, no, no.
Which department in theslacking off department I was.
I was uh with someone thisweekend like hey, do you ever
just go to home depot and justto use the restroom?
I'm like, are we talking about?
Like the toilets that aren'thooked up to anything Like?
What are you talking about?

Tim (03:06):
right now.
No, you use the family bathroom.

Chad (03:09):
But they like drive all day and so they're like specific
about, like you know, like Iwould go to QT.
Qt's a nice bathroom Sometimes.

Javier (03:15):
Sometimes when you're driving around nonstop, you're
going to find that hellabathroom and apparently Home
Depot or Lowe's are some of them.
I think Lowe's would be thesuperior bathroom because Home
Depot is the working man'sbathroom.
So guys that are coming off thejob site picking up like lumber
or whatever and they go andthey're full of sawdust and they
got to take a shit.

Tim (03:37):
So what happens if you're in public?
You're out and about and youhave one of those urges where
you've got to take a shit, butit's like oh, those it's a
full-on, your clothes have tocome off shit what are you
wearing?

Javier (03:49):
are you wearing like a regular clothes?

Chad (03:51):
have you ever had this situation where all your clothes
had to come off?

Tim (03:54):
yeah, like you're fighting for your life.
Have you never had that I mean?

Chad (03:57):
yeah, but it's like so rare, so you're talking about
these super uber rare situationspublic got it.
Okay, I feel like I've donethat and I'm I don't want to
tell the story, but I did dothat in like a rocky mountain
national park, like essentiallylike an outhouse and it was not
okay I think I ended up justtossing my underwear in in that

(04:18):
situation.

Tim (04:19):
But I mean, I've just I've never had one of those
situations where I've been like,oh, dude, I'm gonna like,
because I don't know if you'relike me where I I was.
If it's bad, I get reallysweaty, yeah, and like I don't
want to be drenched in sweat youmean like food poisoning, no
just like something just hitsand you're just like instant,
like your body's upset with you.

(04:39):
Your whole body just likestarts sweating everywhere.

Chad (04:43):
You're sliding off the seat it's like something in your
brain just starts pullinglevers like get him,
motherfuckers yeah it's like thefeeling where you you've been
holding it and your body knowsyou're getting close to home and
that's the worst.

Tim (04:54):
What?

Chad (04:54):
the fuck is up with that.
It's like.

Javier (04:56):
It's like the more that you think about it it's like
your body's like, okay, loosenup a little now.
And you're like, no, don't,don't loosen up.

Tim (05:02):
I got five minutes left in my drive.

Chad (05:04):
Yeah, stop please At work.
There's three floors that Ilike to go to the restroom in
Because nobody's in them rightthe top two floors, because they
used to be where the executiveswere, and so it's like marble
floors.
Really extravagant bathrooms,you just feel safe.
Kind of like a Bucky bathroomwhere it's just completely
enclosed, or the basement, whichalso has a pretty decent

(05:24):
bathroom, but it never fails.
As soon as I get like I'm fine,and I get up to the elevator
shaft, and then it just fuckinghits.
I'm like jesus christ, I'mgonna shit in this elevator.

Tim (05:34):
So yeah, I know what you mean, hey if you shit in the
elevator, are you quitting?
Are you, are you?
Are you done you just?

Javier (05:39):
drop it and walk out.
There's a camera in theelevator.
Oh, of course there.
Oh, of course there are.

Tim (05:43):
Yeah, but I'm just saying like is that like, like that's
your like, that's your force?
You know, like quietly quitting, yeah, or they're trying to
quietly fire you.
They start putting things inthe water To make you shit
yourself.
We're going to make thesemotherfuckers, just shit all
over the place they're nevergoing to come back, and if they
do come back, we're going to hitthem with a trespassing Jesus.

(06:05):
Yeah, maybe that could be partof the plan.
One way or another, we're goingto make sure that they're not
rehirable.
That's what's happening.

Javier (06:12):
Oh.
So what did he do to leave yourplace of employment?
Oh yeah, he took a shit in theelevator.

Chad (06:17):
He just shit himself in the elevator.
He just walked away.
He didn't even tell the janitor, he just went down to the
bottom and he left as a matterof fact, he got to the third
floor and then took the stairsall the way down.

Tim (06:27):
I think at that point you have to.
I think you just have to leave.

Chad (06:35):
Do you think there's anyone that's really that
maniacal, that has like not evenjust one person, but like a
company or a organization thathas like completely went to,
like fucking someone's likebowels up or something like that
?

Tim (06:43):
I don't know if like just to ruin lives, but like
individuals, yeah, yeah,individuals have done that to
multiple people.

Chad (06:49):
I'm thinking like at war, you think if someone's at war
and then like someone just like,sends them like I don't know,
cans of food, but the cans offood are like yeah or the the
brown note, I wonder.

Tim (06:59):
I think the brown note's actually real I think oh, the
brown note.

Javier (07:02):
Okay, was that south park yeah.

Tim (07:04):
So I mean the government's done some really fucked up shit.
When they're coming up withlike uh gay frogs.

Javier (07:09):
Well, they tried to come up with they tried to make a
gay bomb, yeah, in the world warii.

Tim (07:13):
So yeah, in world war ii they tried to make a bomb that
released a pheromone that wouldjust make all the soldiers in
the fucking trenches fuck eachother, because then they're
gonna be so busy having sex witheach other that the war's over.

Chad (07:24):
Is it wrong that?
I kind of wish that theyactually made that happen.
Wouldn't we be just in ahappier world?
It's like war ended, just abunch of people getting it on.

Javier (07:34):
I can't stop jeezing on you.

Chad (07:38):
Well, wasn't it like whenever we were close with Cuba
and the borders opened up orwhatever, we had an embassy or
something there, and then theyhad like, well, they were
hitting the sound stuff, yeahRight, the sound waves, and they
were making people sick?

Tim (07:52):
Oh yeah, they were, and so they all had to come back.

Chad (07:55):
That seemed like I thought it was made up.
When they said that on the news, I'm like there's no fucking
way that's a real thing.

Tim (08:01):
You hit someone with enough EMF or whatever it is.
What is it?
Electric, magnetic EMF?
Yeah.

Javier (08:09):
What is it?
Imf.

Tim (08:11):
It's just electronic magnetic frequencies Frequencies
, that's what it is, and then itjust bombards you with it.
Yeah, I'm sure it can make yousick.

Chad (08:18):
I'm sure it can.
I mean, that's what it soundslike happening.

Tim (08:26):
You watched what was that?
Uh, better call saul, yeah,yeah.
So his brother was like.
He thought like the power linesare making, him sick and all
that stuff.
Sorry, that's a spoiler if youhaven't seen it's been out long
enough, come on um same thing.
You know, same, but just a lotstronger right it's way where
you're gonna, you gotta wearyour tinfoil hat, could you
imagine, though, if you're, ifyou had that technology, like
the brown note technology, I'dhave it installed in my car.
Motherfucker cuts me off.

Chad (08:48):
I just hit the button like I just ruined your day I'd be
honest with you that's probablythe absolute best use you could
have for it.

Tim (08:54):
Yeah, it's like a directed.

Chad (08:56):
If, like, someone cuts you off, boom, you got shit
yourself.
Now, don't you bud I?

Javier (09:00):
would drive down like 7th street at night, and you
know I drive by by El Chingon onpurpose, so that way all those
motherfuckers.

Tim (09:06):
You'd have to have it like where it'd be directional right,
so you'd have to have, like I'dhave, two speakers going both
ways and driving down real slow.

Chad (09:12):
Just hit them all yeah, yeah.

Javier (09:14):
And you know what?

Tim (09:14):
And I'll play Drive Slow by Kanye West while I'm doing that
, you just embed it into themusic.

Chad (09:18):
Yes, brings me back to high school and having the PA
system blare down Main Streetand Stockyards.
So, boys, what have y'all?

Tim (09:27):
been up to, Because it's been a minute since we've all
been together and gotten intothis room.
You know it has.

Javier (09:32):
It has.
You hadn't been here thelongest Chad, so you go ahead.

Chad (09:38):
I just wrapped up my first NBA class.

Tim (09:41):
So I'm waiting to get my man butts ahoy, man butts ahoy.
Nba class man Butts, ahoy, manButts, ahoy we decided.

Chad (09:44):
That's what it is.
It's either basketball or manButts Ahoy.
It's not anything to do withcollege education.
But, yeah, so that's just about.
I mean that's done.
I took my exam just waiting forthe scores Should be good.
Did a little we went to Seattlenot too long ago.
That was a lot of fun.
Did you end up in leavenworth?
We went to leavenworth for anight.
It was beautiful to the prison.

Tim (10:06):
We did not I was gonna say I thought that was just a prison
town.
Yeah, I was like you're goingthere for?
a conjugal or?

Chad (10:10):
what no, like leavenworth, apparently.
Like I was here, like I hungout with my buddy tavo that
lives up there, um, and he waslike, yeah, leavenworth was just
this like town that was kind ofjust dying.
And they're like what, what canyou do, state of oregon, to
save our town?

Tim (10:23):
we'll build a prison, the leavenworth that we're talking
about.
It's not in that song.
Oh, is it not?

Chad (10:27):
okay, I was like I don't even know it is yeah so,
essentially, this town was dyingand they're like well, you know
, it looks like you're in thealps, like the mountains are
surrounding you.
It's gorgeous.

Tim (10:36):
Yeah, I was.
I saw that you was taggedleavenworth.
I was like I have no idea whatthis is.

Chad (10:41):
Yeah, this looks too nice to be here.
It was awesome and apparentlythey just kind of used that and,
like you know what, make itinto like a nice little German
town and that's exactly what itwas Like.
There was a lot of German barsand gingerbread spots and a
really good brewery.
Shout out to Lance and some ofhis friends from the area that
gave us some recommendations.

Tim (11:00):
But yeah, we had a great time.

Chad (11:04):
It was a quaint little german town, it was okay, it was
cold as shit, man, like it wasso cold.
We were in seattle and it waschilly uh, because the wind
really.
But then you get up and youdon't realize, like halfway to
leavenworth it just startspouring snow on top of us and
the mountain like it goes fromno snow to like all the trees
are covered, like almostinstantly it's weird.
You just kind of hit this likeelevation and it's just all snow

(11:27):
, uh.
But yeah, it was cool and wesaw a lot.

Tim (11:30):
Yeah, we just had a great time it was fun see some uh
wildlife, any, any animals, anyeagles out there any uh nude
people sunbathing on the pugetsound honestly, I don't think I
saw any of those.

Chad (11:41):
there was an aquarium, uh, and so, like you can walk up to
the aquarium and to theaquarium and there's actually an
aquarium above you without evenhaving to go inside and pay,
and so I saw a shark.
I don't know if that counts foranything.

Tim (11:51):
You don't have to go inside to pay, no, there's just an
aquarium above you.
So in Leavenworth the sky is anaquarium.

Chad (11:56):
Well, no this is Seattle.

Tim (11:57):
Sorry.
We're back to Seattle, back to.

Chad (11:59):
Seattle, leavenworth, doesn't have an aquarium.

Tim (12:00):
Look, I've been to Seattle and I know the sky's.
What were you on?
The sky's not an aquarium.

Javier (12:06):
Aren't shrooms legal up there.

Tim (12:07):
I don't know they do have smoke shops.
Or cocaine.
It's a gray area.

Chad (12:14):
Yeah, yeah, so did that.
And then I this past weekendspent like 25 hours acting in a
show that our buddy Jesus fromSpectre previously put together.
So that was a ton of time andwork, but I can't wait to see
what it turns out.

Tim (12:34):
Did you disclose anything on that or did you sign your NDA
no?

Chad (12:40):
It's going to be like this short series, short episodes,
that's going to come out, Idon't know when.
It's very like, I don't know alot of things.

Tim (12:51):
It'll come out when it's finished, yeah.

Chad (12:53):
But it's about like I guess it's six characters and
it's kind of think workaholics,but in a barbershop, I guess,
sort of so it's barbershop.

Javier (13:02):
No, it's like barbershop no.
Barbershop with ice cube.
No, you just said it's likeworkaholics with barbershop.

Chad (13:09):
Yeah, but like it's not like barbershop, it's just in
some of it's in a barbershop.

Javier (13:13):
Is it about three white people that get high all the
time and just go to a barbershop?

Tim (13:18):
No, because that'd be like barbershop basically.

Chad (13:21):
No, and to be honest, with you.

Tim (13:26):
I've never seen this there.
I've never seen any of thebarbershops.

Chad (13:28):
Really they're not for us, they're.
We are not.

Tim (13:29):
We're not the demographic for barbershop do you, do you
ever feel uncomfortable wheneveryou watch uh shows that are
definitely not made for us?
Like nothing but love or uhlike I've never seen any of the
medias, really yeah medea goesto jail, I feel like I feel
happy halloween medea.

Chad (13:45):
I tried to watch one medea and I was like this is not for
me.
Generally, I'm on board.

Tim (13:49):
Medea is not and it's not that it it's that I don't
understand it like I just don'tget the.
I don't get the culturalreferences.
And that's true, yeah, I gotyou but uh yeah so I'm looking
forward to that.

Chad (14:00):
Hopefully, you know, we'll learn more about it in the
future barbershop we should havelike one and Jesus on at some
point to talk about it, becausethey were actually like right,
they were the ones that wrote itand so they know a lot more
about it than me see, I'vealways wanted to write uh like a
, like a script or screenplayyou can.

Tim (14:16):
Now, I don't know, I don't know the first thing to like how
to do it.
So I really do need to sit downwith them at some point because
I I've got some ideas.

Chad (14:24):
Dude, I will tell you, this whole process has been very
eye-opening, like I like likethe, the filmography, like doing
different takes and different,like how he was going, different
positions with the camera andand we were just like non-stop.
And then we've been doingscript reads for two months now.
He had like three comedians sonone and me that were like the

(14:44):
actors in it and the comedianswere fucking great, like CJ
stars right here in DFW.
Jenny is also in DFW, and thenFreddie is up in Vegas and all
and he flew down for it orwhatever, but they're fucking
hilarious.
Yeah, like I think that CJ isgoing to be at Hyena's tomorrow
and I might try to go see him,but I've been exhausted with

(15:07):
work and shit.
But we'll see.
But yeah, I guess that's aboutit and wedding planning, trying
to figure out what, when, whereand all that good stuff.

Tim (15:15):
And how, yeah, and how.
It's just been nonstop.
You never know how.
Yeah, well, I mean, you getmarried right, sure.
Yeah, yeah, Well, I mean, youget married right, sure.
I would say it's a newexperience, but it's not a new
experience, so I can't say thatit is still a new experience.

Javier (15:30):
You know what they say about experiences in general,
they're experiences.
It's just an experience itdoesn't have to be a new
experience, but an experiencenonetheless.

Chad (15:36):
But with a new experience you never really know what
you're going to get.
True.
But, get with this one because,it's an experience, but it is
new.

Tim (15:47):
Well, I mean, it's a new type of experience.
It's new type, but it's not.
Well, no, it's an experiencethat's still an experience I say
, experiences are still great.

Javier (15:54):
Sometimes the experiences are better than the
first one.

Tim (15:57):
Yeah, and sometimes you know so, yes, sometimes just as
good as the third, one or eighth, or eighth, or eighth wait.

Chad (16:05):
Who's been married eight times secretly?

Tim (16:07):
my dad oh no, I'm fucking, I'm kidding uh, the only thing,
the only last thing I want tomention is I went to this
training today.

Chad (16:16):
Where I was it's for installing internet.

Tim (16:22):
Yeah right, essentially uh so you've learned how the
internet's installed sort of.

Chad (16:27):
Mostly we learn how to climb ladders and how not to be
slapped on the hand by eh and slike people coming in and
checking on us, whatever, but,um, a lot of ladder stuff, yeah.
But I realized something aboutmyself today.
You don't like heights, well,well, I mean okay, with heights
I am a little competitive.

(16:47):
I don't know.
Oh really, I don't know ify'all know this about me.
I literally realized this today.
Did you Chad?
I did Because this guy ran upthe ladder.
You've got to do about 100steps just to climb a ladder.

Javier (17:01):
Let's just get into what you're wearing first when
you're doing this.
What?

Chad (17:04):
are you wearing?
I steps just to climb a ladder.
Let's just get into what you'rewearing first.
When you're doing this, whatare you wearing?
I'm wearing this big oldleather belt, right.

Tim (17:08):
I like leather belts.
I've got two big D-rings likebig metal D-rings, the old
D-ring, the ones you can justgot.
How big are the D-rings?

Chad (17:16):
I mean, they're that big.

Tim (17:18):
God damn boy, that's a big ass boy.
Big enough to get my hands inthere.
Yeah, you can get your hands inthere.
You can kind of cuff yourselfin your own belt.

Javier (17:27):
I like to cuff myself in there.

Chad (17:28):
And they've got a little bag in the back so you can hold
your goods Like a satchel, yeah,but like an open satchel.

Javier (17:34):
Kind of like think of a rock climber dipping their hand
in chalk Like an open purse yeah, like a camel's testicle if you
opened it up wide honestly yes,exactly, just like one, because
I'm pretty sure they they'rebig, so maybe just half of that,
but yeah okay, um, and then yougot to put your.

Chad (17:47):
I already forgot the fucking name fte I think it's
fte, like the electro uh accheck or whatever, to make sure
that I don't get electrocuteduh-huh yeah, yeah, I think it's
called fte.
So you put that in your bag andyou got these different straps.

Tim (18:00):
The fucking dick examiner right, exactly, you're so good
with fucking.

Chad (18:04):
I know, I know, I just can't even remember them, so I'm
glad you can um leather beltand d-ring.

Tim (18:12):
Oh you chat.
What did I click?
You clicked on the the rightthing, so I'm wearing this belt
and I've got this strapless likewith some like strapless.

Chad (18:20):
Um, what do you call the, the clicky clip things?
Lighter like carabiners.
Carabiners, but oh, what carewhat he said, it I didn't, so
you on one of them, not care,carab what carabiner listen, oh
hell no, take care of beaner.
So we've got on the back,you've got to hold it, to clip
it in and then that way itunlocks the front.

Tim (18:40):
Like these are heavy dude clips, right, yeah, so you don't
fall off, right is itessentially like uh, like you're
rock climbing, like you'rewearing a girdle yeah, like it's
not going underneath my crotch,it's just tight right above the
hips, dude those.
Those things are nice though,because they really accentuate
the penis.
Yes, that's nice.
So if you don't have, youreally like clothing that
accentuates the penis I do holdon.

Chad (19:01):
Let's take a minute you like gray sweatpants on, like
that's something that you wore,yeah, and talked about I like
sweatpants you bought underwearspecifically for the way they
make your junk look no, not tomake my junk look.

Tim (19:11):
We both know they do make your junk look good, yeah, but I
bought them to separate thingsand it just happens to make it
look better.

Chad (19:18):
You like wearing things that make your you know, pull it
up I did that when I worked atBest Buy.

Javier (19:22):
You know you had to wear those khakis, Did you?

Tim (19:25):
make sure they were a little tight.

Javier (19:27):
Yeah, I did, and with my famous stars and straps, belt
buckle and all the girls thatworked at customer service and
at Car Audio.
You remember Morgan from Car.

Tim (19:39):
Audio.
Well, they would always likeHuh, you used to buy weed from
her.
Really, yeah, I miss her.
They would always like huh, Iused to buy weed from her.

Javier (19:43):
Really, yeah, I miss her .
She was so cool.
But no, they would just make itcurve enough to where it makes
it look like I got a fat oldpackage.
I'm like okay, this works.

Tim (19:55):
I'm working with what I got .
I might, I might.

Javier (20:00):
I still have shirts that I wore back in those days.

Tim (20:02):
Buddy, I don't know if your waist can fit into it.
Oh no, I can probably fit oneleg in it, yeah.

Javier (20:06):
But I'm not, that's like 10 sizes ago.
Yeah.

Tim (20:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Javier (20:11):
No, no carabiners.
But yeah, no, please, I'm sorry, go ahead.

Chad (20:19):
No, you're good, You're rings, a carabiner with this
long strap and then a little bagwith my electricity detector
and another strap.
So you got to have the ladder.
You pull it kind of away fromthe pole, sure, and then there's
a rope so you can kind ofextend it upward.
So I'm like pulling on thisrope so it clicks all the way up
because I mean we're goingquite a ways up this electricity

(20:40):
pole, so it's pretty big.
And then you got to strap thebottom for safety obviously.
So you got to strap the bottomand then you climb up, and when
you get up top, first thing I dois check electricity, because
the pole could be could beenergized the wooden pole.
The wooden pole because theycan be wet and if there's like a
wire coming through.
It could be, you know yeah, itcould.

Tim (21:00):
It could kill you.

Chad (21:01):
So you kind of check everything and then you you wrap
around the pole and you strapyourself in, and then you strap
another thing in, so you're likedouble strapped in there.
So there's one through theladder in the pole and there's
one just connecting the ladderto the pole, because the first
one goes to you too, right, I'mtrying to put this in my head,
so I want to quiz you just realquick okay

Tim (21:22):
because I want to see, to see if you know, I'm going to
fail.
So on the ladder, that littlerope thingy that you pull, what
is the technical name of?

Chad (21:29):
that.
Well, the guy said rope, so I'mgoing to go with rope.
It's a halyard, I don't fuckingknow it's a didgeridoo.
So I would take didgeridoo.
So I'm at the top of this thing.
I've got this yellow strap thatI've wrapped around the pole to
kind of give you a visual.

Tim (21:47):
It's wrapped around the pole and connected to my belt so
I can kind of you can, leanback.
Lean back on it, is it?

Chad (21:49):
just one.
It's just one thick, thick beltright and so it's hooked onto
my D-ring so I can kind of leanback and kind of sit back in my
little belt.
Got a little trust fallsituation there.

Tim (22:00):
Yeah.

Chad (22:00):
And then you have the other one that actually connects
the ladder to the pole.
So that one's really what'sconnecting that.
But this one just kind of helpsyou out, right.

Tim (22:08):
So you don't have to.

Chad (22:08):
Otherwise, for safety you have to have three points of
contact.
You got to have your feet andat least one hand at all times.
So if you switch hands, you gotto do this.
You can't go grab around thething at the same time, or maybe
you can and yeah, you'll die,or I don't know.
That's what they said.
So the whole thing about thisis it's a hundred steps to climb

(22:29):
a ladder which seems to besomething simple, yeah right
steps.
However, well like, so notactual 100 steps on the ladder.

Javier (22:35):
Oh, you gotta do this, damn dude.
No wonder 9-11 didn't work.
I mean, it worked, depending onwhat side you're on, but wow
but no.

Chad (22:44):
So I realized that when the guy got up there before me,
I was like, oh, I could do thatso much faster.
I can do that.
So my first thought was notlike this guy is safe, this
guy's doing good work.
I'm like I could fucking do itbetter.
And when I did and I got downand the trainer was like great
job, I'm like thank you.
It was like this validationthat I didn't need.

(23:07):
That I did, though you knowwhat I mean.
And it wasn't only that, likeit wasn't just the ladder, it
was.
We had to go through this wholeexercise of like the safe way
to pull a ladder off the top ofa truck, and I killed it.
Everyone else was hog shit.

Tim (23:20):
Chad didn't get enough validation as a child, so now
he's seeking it in ladderclimbing, which is fucking weird
and then I I was in my cardriving home.

Chad (23:27):
I'm like I think I got a fucking problem.
But yeah, that was something II recognized you know myself
into therapy again and uh, yeahwe gotta bring this up.

Tim (23:38):
I don't understand this.
What's wrong with me?

Chad (23:40):
it's okay, all right, like I.
I can't be competitive insports because I'm too big to be
good at it.
I can't be competitive insports because I'm too big to be
good at it.

Tim (23:46):
I can't be competitive in games because I don't have
enough time to play games to begood at games anymore I think
you do, so I gotta get it inwhere I can.
You know what I mean?

Chad (23:54):
that's what she said, yeah I think that I'm gonna pick up.
Uh, danny, you know danny's intown now and so we've been
hanging out probably once a weekor so, and and so he was like
do you want to pick up tennisagain?
I was like that'd be fuckingfun.
Also, pickleball is a fun thing.
I want to learn how to playpickleball.
So there's that.

Tim (24:10):
Chad's ripped up over a ladder.
Yeah, it's fucking weird, Idon't know man.

Javier (24:15):
I don't think you should do pickleball unless you
fucking stretch first, becausewe all know what happened
whenever we tried to playfucking racquetball.

Chad (24:23):
I know, and I have not had any issues with my calf
literally until this past week.
It like tightened up on me andI was like what the?

Tim (24:29):
fuck, it's been a while.
Better get that sleeve outagain.
Yeah, I know.

Chad (24:32):
I think I'm good, but I will stretch.

Tim (24:34):
Agreed.
I had a little surgicalprocedure.

Chad (24:39):
Yes, tell us.
It's a wait to hear about this.

Tim (24:41):
So I had to have a.
I had to have a tooth uh,extracted bone graft put in
because I had a.
I had a root canal, like thatwas 10 years old and it the
crown popped off.
So, uh, they, they put me underand I'm getting a fake tooth
put in at some point I don'tknow when that happens, but at
some point anyways, they put meunder and, um, I don't know how

(25:03):
long I was out, but the doc wasreally cool.
He was talking to me rightbefore and he's asking me
questions about my job.

Chad (25:08):
Oh, you're on a first-name basis.
He's doc now.
Wow, the doctor.
Y'all got close, dude.

Tim (25:13):
Dr K.
I can't pronounce his last name.

Chad (25:15):
It's just doc.

Tim (25:27):
Yeah, so he was talking to me about night and that's what
you remember.
I remember that.
And then the next thing, I knowI'm kind of groggy, waking up
right and um.
So they said you have to eatsoft foods and we had already
made a plan that jesse was goingto take me over to trader joe's
because where I went to wasFort Worth Oral Sex, oral and
Fort Worth Oral and Fort.

Javier (25:46):
Worth yeah.

Tim (25:50):
Which is right around the corner from Trader Joe's.

Javier (25:52):
Of course it is.
Oh, I know where that is.

Chad (25:55):
I know where that is, f-w-s.
It's over there by-, did yousay?

Javier (25:57):
Fort Whirl Fort Whirl, fort Whirl.

Chad (25:59):
Fort Whirl.

Javier (25:59):
Fort Whirl Sounds like a whale Whirl.
No, it's over there by TraderJoe's.
Yeah, but it's further downright.

Tim (26:07):
It's literally like Trader Joe's.
Man, I don't believe you, yougo just right past Trader Joe's.

Javier (26:11):
That's the bootleg guy, that's the bootleg oral guy.
Anyways, I'm listening, tim.
I'm listening.

Tim (26:20):
I'm listening to the bootader Joe's.
We're going to get some foodright.

Chad (26:22):
Oh, so good.

Tim (26:23):
Yeah, so we get into the car and I do remember this.
I remember her audio bookkicked on and I've been joking
that she's listening to smut,but she's not.
They just sometimes happen tohave some.

Chad (26:35):
It's got a sex book.
Yeah, sometimes Like FiftyShades of Grey, some shit, not
quite that bad.

Tim (26:38):
Okay, I remember I think that said he showed her and then
she cut it off, yeah, and Ijust blurred out his penis, and
so I don't remember saying that.
Right, but I just remember theaudio book.

(26:59):
The situation yeah, so she toldme that I don't say penis in the
store.
I don't remember her telling methis, so we go into trader
joe's.
I guess she was quite worriedthat I was going to start saying
penis in the show in the store.
I would be yeah it could happen.
But we go into the store andwe're walking around and I don't
remember getting any of thefood what is the goal?

Chad (27:20):
like to get soft foods at trader joe's, so we're gonna
going to get like soup andyogurt and things like that
which we did.

Javier (27:27):
Mashed taters.

Tim (27:28):
I ended up getting some badass tomato dumpling soup with
Calabrian chili.
Dude, Calabrian chili.
They've got a whole jar of itthere.
Oh yeah, I love that.
What is it?
Say it again.

Chad (27:38):
Calabrian.
It's like a spicy Italian chiliChili.
It's like a spicy Italian chiliChili Like it's like if you're
going to put like hot salsa intosomething, but like you could
put in any Italian dish.

Tim (27:48):
So like pizza pasta.
It's fucking delicious.
I've never heard of this.
It is amazing.
So anyways, and Trader.

Chad (27:53):
Joe's has the best.
It's like a jar.

Tim (27:54):
So I remember the soup, but apparently I was on an Indian
kick because I guess I pickedout two.
I picked out two, I picked outbuttered chicken.

Chad (28:03):
Okay.

Tim (28:03):
Love it A freezer meal.
You know, whatever Ourmicrowave dinner and lamb
vindaloo Don't remember gettingany of those.
I also apparently picked outthree different types of yogurt,
One that she tried to convinceme not to get, which was a

(28:23):
dairy-free cashew yogurt.
I opened the fridge up becauseI was looking for food and I
found that yogurt.
It was delicious.

Chad (28:30):
I'm sure it was.

Tim (28:30):
I'm happy I got it.
I don't remember getting it.
I was really confused, like whyis there three different types
of yogurt in here, so that onewas good?
I didn't remember the freezermeals, and there was a few other
things that I have norecollection of happening um, I
was like you were high and youjust wanted everything dude.
I walked up to her with a boxof like a four pack of sodas and

(28:55):
they were reeds.
Uh, ginger beer extra, okay,zero sugar, nice Mmm.
Extra.

Chad (29:01):
Okay.

Tim (29:02):
Zero sugar, nice.
She asked me what it was and Isaid I want this and that was it
.

Chad (29:09):
So, from Jesse's perspective, is this like
something that you like?
You're like a kid and you'rebringing it to the car and
you're like can I?
Have this Dude.

Tim (29:16):
I just walked up with it in my hand and didn't say anything
, you just expected, this isours now, and I was like I want
this so and she asked, and she'slike man, I want this.
So the medicine they gave me iscalled Versed and Versed.
They use that Versed andPropofol.
Versed kind of knocks you off,knocks you out, and then
Propofol keeps you asleep.
It's what Michael Jackson gotwas Propofol.

Chad (29:35):
Got you.
Why does Versed sound like it'snot the full word?

Tim (29:38):
Is it the full?

Chad (29:39):
word it is.
It sounds like you're juststopping.

Tim (29:43):
It's like what did you have ?
Versed, yeah.
And then it's Versed.
Okay, but Versed has an amnesiceffect.
So if you get it, you're goingto have lapses of memory with it
, which I surely did.
And now I completely understandwhy they didn't want me to
drive after sedation, becausethere's no telling where I would
have gone.

Javier (30:03):
I think I would have been able to drive just fine.
I think you would have drivenoff the bridge.

Tim (30:05):
No, I think I would.
Just I don't think I would havegone home.
I could have ended up at thecasino.

Javier (30:10):
Local man kills 10 children.

Chad (30:12):
It's like when you just drank a little bit or you're
super tired.
You're like you drove fine, butyou were so tired.
You're like I don't reallyremember driving home.
Correct Gotcha.

Tim (30:22):
Yeah, there's bits and pieces of like this little
flashy like I remember being inthe store.

Chad (30:28):
Yeah.

Tim (30:29):
And I remember walking through some of the aisles, but
I don't really remember anyinteractions.
It's fucking weird.
That's awesome.
Do you ever?

Javier (30:37):
worry that if you go under that, you're a racist.
Do you ever like go in?
You see those videos, what,that you're a racist?
Do you ever like go in?
You see those videos, what?
You see those videos of peoplethat are like they're a closeted
racist?

Tim (30:47):
Yeah, I'm not racist, but you know sometimes somebody cuts
me off and then it comes outlike you get sedated and then
you wake up and you're justsaying the N word a bunch.

Javier (30:55):
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, and you're like I justordered.

Tim (31:06):
I don't think it's truth serum dude, I've never had that
problem.
I did see.
Do you ever get on TikTok andsee clips of movies and stuff or
shows?

Javier (31:10):
Yes.

Tim (31:11):
I saw one where this dude had to undergo a procedure.
He was getting married and hisfriends thought it'd be funny to
shave his beard while he wasunder.
Oh no.

Chad (31:18):
And then he had swastikas tattooed and stuff.
Oh, no.

Tim (31:22):
Yeah.
What movie was this?
I tattoo, oh, no, yeah, whatmovie was this.

Javier (31:28):
I don't know, it was a.
I think it was a show.
It was like some doctor show orsomething.
It's like a 9-1-1 austin orsomething, something I don't
know.

Chad (31:31):
Uh, let's see yeah that was my uh.
Do you still have anything herelike, or have you gotten
through it all now?

Tim (31:36):
um, I think I got, I think I've gone through.
I still have like half that,half the jar of the uh of the
soup okay dude.
I want to go back to traderjoe's so bad just to get that
soup.
It was fucking good there's somerandom things and I hate going
to trader joe's because it'slike the parking's a nightmare
and the place is always sopacked it's like doesn't really
matter what time of day, if youcan go in the middle of the week
and like, my surgery was likenine something in the morning,

(31:58):
so let's say like 10 30.

Chad (31:59):
It wasn't that bad yeah well, like you go in there and
you find all this shit that youcan't get anywhere else and it's
all like phenomenal.
Like you just go through thefreezer aisle like they have
this thing.
It's like um, mushroom risottowith um, not not oysters or
clams or the other scallops, andit's supposed to be like a soup
, but you just put it over likerice or something and it is to

(32:21):
die for like these random littlethings that you would even
consider being absolutely likeamazing.
But yeah, you know that's coolyeah, how are your teeth, or
tooth, or lack thereof?

Tim (32:30):
it hurts tooth spot I have.
Uh, I have some pain, you knowoccasionally.
Yeah, but they were gonna giveme hydrocodone.
I was like no, I don't need itno, I'm a big boy.

Chad (32:38):
Yeah, I'm tough.
I've got plenty of that, by theway man it's old it'll.
It'll hit like a year later.

Javier (32:44):
Whenever you said they were doing a bone graft.

Tim (32:48):
Yeah, so they put bone dust in there.
It's weird.
It's like a granulated.

Chad (32:53):
It doesn't grow.

Tim (32:55):
It just hardens and creates like it just adheres to the jaw
.
Okay, it's like you want a newtooth, but I thought when you
said that they then they put apost in and then they put a
tooth on top of the post.
I'm so stupid.

Javier (33:07):
I thought that that meant they cut this bone right
here on your jaw.
They cut it out and then closedit and I'm like, wait, does
that mean your jaw is going toget smaller?

Tim (33:21):
So sometimes they do bone grafts where they remove a piece
, like a piece of bone, from youyeah, yeah and this is just
from a dead body oh for myunderstanding, it's cadaver cool
cool, yeah, so they alreadyhave the uh, dead guy in my
mouth, not not the first, notthe first.

Javier (33:37):
Yeah, I sucked the dick of the dead john f kennedy, hey
uh so did they already?
Did they already put the thingin there like no, no, no, no.

Tim (33:44):
They'll come, I'll go May 8th.
And if it's all healed up andlooks good, then they'll put the
post.

Javier (33:50):
If not.

Tim (33:50):
Then I got to wait.

Javier (33:51):
Cool.
That shit's expensive.

Tim (33:53):
It's a long it really is, and I now believe that dental
insurance should not even be athing.
Everything should just be underhealth insurance.

Chad (33:59):
Oh, yeah, I, oh, yeah, I agree it's too tightly tied
together.
Yeah, there's so much stuffLike.

Tim (34:03):
if you get like an abscess in your tooth, it can actually
move down into your heart andcause pericarditis.

Chad (34:11):
Did you know that there's this new study that ties
Alzheimer's and tooth issues.
And like that's a real thingand I believe that there's a ton
of stuff that we're not doingand taking care of our teeth
that is causing, like seriousissues later in life.

Tim (34:26):
Yeah.
I agree.

Chad (34:28):
So okay, Quick question before we move on to Javier real
quick.
If, if, nevermind.
No, no, no, no If before, likeoral surgery, right, like say
you know they did all this stuff.
It was very, you know, maybe alittle painful, whatever.
Right, if they were to say, hey, just it'll go away.

(34:49):
If you blew a guy, would youjust do it?
No, but it like you would befree.
No you wouldn't have to doanything.
Like the money is, it wouldjust fix it.
What if the tooth just re-grewand was beautiful, the most
beautiful tooth you've ever seen?

Tim (35:01):
no, I mean, this was, this was easy.

Chad (35:03):
Yeah, but so would that be .
I Don most beautiful toothyou've ever seen.
No, I mean, this was, this waseasy, yeah, but so would that be
.

Javier (35:07):
I don't know, I don't know if it would be easy okay
I'm just curious, blowing a guymight be difficult I mean, if it
was a fifty thousand dollarsurgery, yeah it would be.
It would be difficult, right,because you're oh fuck, yeah,
tooth hurts and then what if youget?

Chad (35:16):
but it wouldn't hurt the whole time.
You know like, as soon as it'sover, it's like new tooth.

Tim (35:20):
You're saying that whenever , whenever, uh, he finishes when
he's done, you're done.
It grows, oh yeah yeah, no, Idon't know man, I'm glad I'm
back.

Javier (35:32):
I'm just I'm back to the .
Would you suck a dick for likehalf a million dollars and
that's oh yeah, obviously duh,yeah, five hundred thousand
dollars.

Tim (35:39):
How?

Chad (35:39):
many.
What all right.
How have you been?
How are you?
What's new?

Javier (35:42):
uh, you know, last night I went over to the uh footworth
uh here at Fort Worth Mixerover at Crystal Springs.
It was a good time, people Ihadn't seen in a minute.
Sydney was over there, so wasTom.
It's been a minute since I'veseen Sydney, so I was going to
see her.
I haven't seen her in a whileeither, and she was like oh you
got long hair where you?
been what you mean, and um tom,I think we saw tom last, uh at

(36:04):
tulips um, yeah, or somethingfor lou's show oh, yeah, yeah,
it was for lou, yeah, yeah butI've seen them um him and his,
his lady, uh over there a coupletimes and of course uh lou was
there, ernie, uh joe um jesse,england was performing.
Um who else um sean russellfrom uh um thank you, no, thank

(36:28):
you from um cutthroat finches,so a lot of people were over
there.
Uh, doc, doc rock was over there, yeah, so it was really cool
getting to see everybody.
Um, but I wasn't there toreally drink.
And then I ran into that's whenI started talking to ernie and
lou and I was like, okay, I'mgonna have a beer and uh it was
fun, but it's good seeingeverybody.
I I know, um, we really don'tmake it to a bunch of those, but

(36:51):
I'd love to make more of those.
I'd love to go see everybodythat that I haven't really seen
oh, pencey jones was there too,so we're gonna have him on soon
for um a new album he's comingout with, uh, this summer that
was one of the reasons why weswitched over to Wednesdays.

Chad (37:04):
Right, so we'd be able to attend more of those, because it
sucked that we were on the sameday as those and JJTM, and so
it's like, all right, let's doour own.
This is our night now.
But, then it just kind of fellapart.

Tim (37:15):
How do you normally eat Oreos?
What's your go-to move?
I eat half of it, and then Ieat the other half after, so
together, though you don'tseparate the pieces.

Chad (37:27):
Did you see what I just did with mine?
I did, yeah, that was a wholething, but like I think so you,
javier went to qt and he got usthe new post oreo, post malone
oreos, and they're like a saltedcaramel mix.
You got a chocolate cookie onone side and a vanilla on the
other side and like this saltedcaramel swirl and noodle.
I don't.
I don't see the benefit ofdoing anything with this.

(37:48):
It's already so much.

Javier (37:49):
True, there's so much going on.
It's 2025.
There's an excess there couldbe more.
What did you do exactly?
I took half, I took half.
I split the cookie and I tookhalf of the cream in one cookie
and then I took the other halfin the other the cream and I
took half of the cream in onecookie and then I took the other
half in the other.
So I don't know why I did it,it just.

Tim (38:07):
I just I don't do that.
I.
I wanted to taste it all as oneunit.
I bet you did.

Javier (38:09):
Yeah, you probably do, and so I took a bite.

Tim (38:12):
I took a bite, but I typically separate okay and I
sacrifice one.
I eat the eat it without theicing because I want all the
icing on the other.
So I had to suffer for one,yeah, to get the goods on the
other, do.

Javier (38:24):
So I had to suffer for one to get the goods on the
other.
Do you ever try to scoop theicing without breaking it by
getting it all and just eatingit first?

Tim (38:31):
No, because I don't want one, I'll do one dry cookie.
Yeah.

Chad (38:35):
But I don't want two dry cookies Listen, I don't think
that y'all are insane.
Like if this was a normal Oreo.
I am on board with either one.
It's meant to be eaten together.

Javier (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, because you're supposed to have all the
flavors in one bite.
Yeah, so it's different.

Chad (38:54):
But I'm not opposed to what y'all are saying.
I'm here for that.

Javier (38:57):
I just never thought about it.
I mean, I used to try the thingthat white people do, where
they put the fork in the cookieand they dip it in the milk.
That way they don't get theirfinger wet, don't bundle us
together.

Tim (39:07):
It's white people, the fork situation, all these whites
I've never done.
The fork situation.

Chad (39:11):
Calm down, Karen.

Tim (39:12):
I dip mine in milk, but I've never done the whole.

Chad (39:15):
No, that was a TikTok thing.
That's not a white person thing, that's a TikTok thing, bro.

Javier (39:20):
Case closed TikTok, it was like TikTok.

Tim (39:22):
Okay, which is a white people?

Chad (39:23):
thing, so before, double stuffed Oreos.
When I was a kid I'm sure youknow about getting double
stuffed.
We all like just try to see howtall we can get an oreo right
like.
That was something we all sure.
So that is something I you know, definitely.
But that's with you know.
You're sacrificing a shit tonof cookies just to get that
massive fucking two inch oreo,which we've talked about this

(39:44):
before, you know.

Tim (39:46):
It's the same thing with the toaster strudels, where I
would sacrifice one just so Icould have extra frosting on the
last one.

Javier (39:53):
Did any of you ever do you know?
They had that kit for Oreowhere it had the icing in the
middle and the dry cookies onthe sides where you're able to
just scoop it.

Tim (40:03):
Those are Dunkaroos.

Javier (40:04):
No, no, no, it was an actual Oreo thing.
It had the cookies on the endsand it had the icing in the
middle.

Chad (40:12):
So that's like some dumb shit the chefs do.
It's like a deconstructed Oreo.
Yeah pretty much.

Tim (40:17):
I don't believe it.

Chad (40:18):
No, I'm good.

Tim (40:20):
That's not the way the good God intended, so that's all you
had going on.
Yeah, I mean that's it.

Javier (40:27):
We recorded two weeks ago, right.

Tim (40:28):
Was it two weeks ago?
It was, and I'm going toapologize for not dropping an
episode.

Javier (40:32):
Hey, so sorry we didn't have an episode.
You're probably going to listento this back to back, but hey,
we're still getting thoselistens.

Tim (40:38):
Yeah, my dad had suffered a little minor, small little
stroke.
Oh, now I feel like a dick.
It's okay, I'm kidding, we knewabout this.
Yeah, I yelled at him, I yelledat, so I'm going to tell you.
If your loved ones haveanything happen and they don't
tell you until like multiplehours later, I think you have

(41:01):
the right to be mad at them.
So, I griped him out a littlebit because it happened at 3 am.
He woke up, the dogs woke himup, they need to go outside, or
something.
And he was stumbling around thehouse and he's just like, oh, I
, they need to go outside, orsomething.
And he was stumbling around thehouse and he just like, oh, I'm
gonna go back to sleep.
And then he wakes up at like 6am and still doing the same
thing, doesn't say anything toanybody until like four o'clock

(41:23):
in the afternoon.

Javier (41:25):
so yeah, that's some shit my dad would do he's fine.

Chad (41:28):
He's fine, everything's good I think that we might all
do that.
Like you don't really knowwhat's going on, you just assume
it'll get better Like how oftendo we do that?
How long was your tooth anissue before you sucked off that
dude?
I mean probably a very longtime, no, it actually wasn't.

Tim (41:44):
The crown literally popped off.

Javier (41:45):
Hey look, man Dick to mouth.
Tell us, like how long was thatpain?

Tim (41:49):
going for His crown popped off, and then I popped off, he
popped off, he popped off.
He popped off In your mouth.

Javier (41:56):
He bricked in your mouth , in a mouth full of cum.
Jesus Christ, stop it Justsucking that dick Just trying to
get my tooth fixed.
So that's what happened, yeah,but I'm glad your dad's okay.

Chad (42:08):
Yeah, everything's cool, but do better in the future.
Right, we'll get back to it, amI right?
We'll get back to it?
Yeah, do better.

Tim (42:13):
All right, so we've gone on , because this is what happens
when we don't spend that muchtime with each other.
We have to catch up right, yeah, but I did come up with some
topics that.
I wanted to discuss, and thefirst one that I really wanted
to dive into was Kanye meltdown.
We did a whole episode on,basically, the rise and fall of
kanye west yeah, whichironically, there was a book

(42:35):
called the rise and fall of thethird reich, and I feel like
that's what we're seeing rightnow.

Javier (42:39):
Holy shit it's happening .

Tim (42:41):
Fucking.

Javier (42:41):
Kanye west right did you see the shirt sony made uh um,
with him wearing a swastikashirt with like, uh like.
You know the the sign that saysno it says like no new nazis,
new american nazis, from thesomething he was.
He's probably like a teenagerwhenever he took this picture,

(43:03):
but it's like him against nazis.
That's full circles.
Yeah, yeah, no, he's not goahead.

Tim (43:07):
Sorry, sorry, all right.
So we we kind of hit that right.
Kanye's latest controversyincludes releasing nazi inspired
clothing, so he's got thatwebsite right, uh, where they
sell his clothes yeah, yeezycomhe pulled everything off that
and just put a single shirt witha swastika this happened right

(43:28):
after the super bowl, because hehad a super bowl commercial.

Chad (43:30):
Right it was like go to yeezy.
It was like what did him likeit was actually funny full
circle again he was getting likeoral work or something, like
he's at a dentist or somethingdoing like a self video and he's
like going to yeezy.
And that was the commerciallike he spent all this money to
just do like a selfie video isthat right?

Javier (43:46):
but like he, the next day he put that shirt he took
everything off the store rightand he had all the his merch and
like some new colors of his,like new little slides or
whatever he has um, and then thenext day he has this shirt, so
yeah, so he puts that up there,and that's it one thing one
thing and he puts it for, likeit's like 20 bucks everything on

(44:06):
the store he had was for 20.
Like I bought something like amonth ago, yeah, and I'm like am
, am I going to get that shit?
Like am I going to get it.

Chad (44:15):
Dude he has yet again become one of the richest.
Like you know, we say rise andfall, but he is on the rise
again with this crazy shit whichit makes no fucking sense.

Tim (44:23):
Yeah, so, yeah, so he does that and he goes on Twitter.

Chad (44:27):
So we saw the whole thing with his wife Showing thing with
his, with his wife showing upon the red carpet with no
clothes on.
She had clothes on, but shebarely.

Javier (44:36):
Yeah no it's like wearing saran wrap.
Yeah, right, right, so we havethat, which, okay, real quick,
more power to her.
Like I'm not here to tell youwhat to wear, right, like,
whatever you know, freeexpression.

Chad (44:45):
But I digress, sorry it does feel creepy, though, right
like that.
He's wearing full dress, likecompletely covered.
Sometimes he wears a mask andshit and then she's coming out
in like sheer nothing.
Yeah like it's weird, it's it's.

Tim (44:58):
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
But so he went out and saidthat he had this design like he
was.
Just he's been sitting on thisthe shirt basically forever,
like he's.
He made this like a coupleyears ago, but all the shit.

Chad (45:13):
He goes on this like crazy rant on Twitter Non-stop back
to back, like old Kanye.

Tim (45:19):
Right, which tells me he's off his meds.

Javier (45:23):
Or on nitrous again.

Tim (45:24):
On nitrous again.
I didn't know he was on nitrousto begin with, what Like
whippets?
Yeah, I didn't know that washis thing.
So do you think he's gettingthat Galaxy Gas or what?
Yeah, yeah, I didn't know thatwas his thing, so do you think
he's?
Getting that Galaxy Gas or what?
Yeah, I think so have you seenthat.
No, so you could.
It's called Galaxy Gas.
You can get it in differentflavors.

Chad (45:36):
It comes out of the Samsung Galaxy Big fucking.
This episode brought to you bySamsung Get the new Galaxy, get
a little high.

Tim (45:42):
It's got the.
It comes in a big bottle, somake balloons with it.
You can just get this bigbottle and crack it.
No shit, yeah, wow, so I didn'tknow he was on nitrous.
So, yeah, that makes perfectsense.
I don't, I don't, I don't knowwhat to expect, I mean.
So my question is okay.

(46:04):
So he's continuing to makethese pro hitler statements,
which he said he's a nazi andall that stuff, which is weird,
uh, and he's pushing this wholegenius victim narrative, despite
losing all his endorsements,like he is just, he's too smart
for everybody, right?
I'm this gene.
He is extremely smart, which is, I think, also a detriment

(46:25):
right, so what's the question?
what's gonna happen next?
So my question is, if wequestion, is we need to
speculate his next moves?
Okay, all right.
So a couple that come to mindRunning for office again Jesus.

Chad (46:41):
I hope not.
I'm actually surprised he's notinvolved more with the Elon
Trump situation.

Tim (46:46):
just to be honest with you, dude, I'm actually I think that
they don't want him involved atall.
I mean, come on.

Chad (46:55):
I mean why?
Because additional badpublicity Like come on they
thrive on bad publicity?
At this point they do, but it'stoo much, so does he.

Tim (47:05):
It's too much at this point because you've got, you know,
his Twitter.
I could see him trying to startsome sort of fucking cult.

Chad (47:16):
Okay.

Tim (47:17):
I could see Kanye starting the cult of yay or something I
don't know.

Javier (47:23):
I mean, I don't know if y'all have gotten the text about
Yeezy Financial.
Have y'all gotten that?

Tim (47:28):
text.
No, I don't subscribe to any ofhis stuff.

Javier (47:32):
I mean I don't know how I got it, but and I looked it up
and it's a legit thing you'vebought stuff off of uh yeah, so
it's chad right so it's chad,yeah, but not on the yeezy.

Chad (47:40):
Well, yeah, I guess so, but it was long.
It was just shoes years ago.
So what's?

Javier (47:43):
he started his own bank um his own meme coin okay, okay,
yeah, but you have to gothrough like a Coinbase type app
.
Let me see, let me pull it upCoinbase or crypto.

Tim (47:56):
I'll tell you here in a bit .
So he starts his own.
Okay, he starts YayCoin.
I mean that makes sense, but isit going to be a rug pull
situation?

Javier (48:06):
Well, yeah, because I think so, because he already
said on the website 70% is forhim, 30% is out to the market.
This is the text I got DearYeezy customer in all caps,
welcome to Yeezy Financial inall caps, your gateway to
exclusive financialopportunities.
And then you click it and thenit takes you to a website where
you're like, oh, they alreadytook it down.

(48:27):
They already took it down.
Really Wow, bankofyeezycom,they already took it down Really
.

Tim (48:33):
Wow, bankofyeezycom.
It makes me.
It's like you get that textmessage from somebody that you
had an acquaintance of in highschool or whatever.
Like Garden State yeah, it'sthat whole Garden State
situation.
But that shit happens all thetime.
Where it's like, especiallywith these girls, it's all of a
sudden like hey, do you want tobe a boss, babe?
And you're like, okay, what?

(48:54):
multi-level marketing scheme yougot, but that's how that feels.
It feels very I don't know.

Javier (49:00):
Services On the group chat.
I didn't know he had servicesLike.
What kind of services, I don'tknow.

Chad (49:07):
So you actually have been buying his shit recently.
Why are you still involved?

Javier (49:13):
it's 20 bucks and um, I'm gonna do anything for 20
bucks hey man, it's 20 dollars.
It's 20 dollars uh, no, butthen he came out with these like
flippy, like house shoes thatwere 20 and I was like I was
fine.
I want to know how how manyshirts he sold oh man, I want, I
want to know that if they evenwent through, if those shirts

(49:34):
went.
No, I think they went throughbecause it's all off of spotify
his, his shopify, shopify.

Tim (49:39):
I mean, yeah, it's his page .
So shopify shut it down andthen they opened it back up okay
, so we all know kanye and andhow me personally.

Javier (49:47):
I know kanye right you met him we.

Chad (49:50):
Do you think that he's actually a Nazi or advocating
for this, which you know?
That's a whole otherconversation.
But do you think that this isreal?
I don't know, or do you think?
It's the publicity that getshis name out there, because he
doesn't give a fuck if it's good, bad or otherwise.

Tim (50:09):
I think it's mania from the Galaxy.

Javier (50:11):
yes, it's just mania.
What do they say?
Like?
Genius and insanity are one andthe same.

Chad (50:19):
Like they're one degree off.

Javier (50:20):
Yeah, between genius and insanity Sure.

Chad (50:24):
Do you think that video?
I want to go back and watchthat video again.

Javier (50:28):
Of him for the Zerual commercial.

Chad (50:29):
Yeah, because I wonder if, like what if he wasn't getting
dental work?
What if he was just at thedentist?
Because actually, now that yousay that, I feel like I've seen
something where he had, like arelationship with a dentist or
something like that it was arunning partner feeding him that
essentially right, it was his.

Javier (50:44):
Yeah, it was his running partner when he ran for
president.
His dentist was his runningmate okay, didn't know that,
yeah, shit so it's all.
Who does he get his shit from?
This is going to be a MichaelJackson situation, because his
doctor would always give himpropofol.

Chad (50:59):
Yeah, and I think it's going to be the same thing.

Tim (51:01):
Help him sleep yeah, damn, the same thing is going to you.

Javier (51:03):
look, you hate to see it because we grew up with Kanye.
Right you know college dropoutgraduation all that shit, dude.

Tim (51:13):
it's fucking crazy.
Like I'm surprised someonehasn't tried to take him out yet
.

Javier (51:18):
I don't know man, look people that are getting upset
and hating on him.
I mean they get upset but theystill listen to Michael Jackson
or the remix to Ignition, youknow.

Chad (51:26):
Right, I mean, and there's also this kind of like oh well,
it's Kanye.
There's also this kind of likeoh well, it's Kanye.
It's almost like we know he'sthis genius, or whatever.

Tim (51:37):
But we also think that he's just this kind of like it's
just Kanye, yeah, weird kid thatno one understands and so you
just kind of like let him behimself.

Chad (51:43):
No, it's him, it's okay.

Tim (51:44):
You heard the whole story whenever Jamie Foxx first met
him, right.

Chad (51:48):
No, I don't think so.

Tim (51:49):
So they're at this basically having a party.
Kanye was there.
Jamie had a studio.
Kanye wanted to put some stuffdown.
Jamie did you know?
whatever Gold digger.
Yeah, kanye's just there withlike a.
He's got a backpack on him, helooks like just a little weird
kid, but he goes to lay down thetrack or whatever and Jamie

(52:12):
Foxx starts doing his own thingand kanye basically stops.
He's like don't do that.
Just tells him, just like that,don't do that.
Right.
And this kid at this point,like kanye, really isn't
anywhere.
He's right anything right, he'salways been that weird, overly
confident, weird person, thatweird savant or whatever.

Chad (52:31):
Yeah.

Tim (52:31):
Yeah.

Chad (52:32):
If you want to call it that yeah.

Tim (52:34):
I don't know man, bizarre.

Chad (52:35):
Yeah, I couldn't believe, like I actually.
So I didn't know about theshirt, but I heard about the
Super Bowl commercial and Iwatched it and I was like well,
that's really weird.
And it's like easy calm.
I was like I'll go check it out.
I haven't seen that in a while.
I remember you talking aboutthose stock shoes or whatever
the fuck they had for 20 bucks.
I'm like I'll check it out andI click on it and it's one shirt
and so like I saw itorganically, like I didn't hear
about it.

Javier (52:55):
I'm like what the fuck is happening.
Oh yeah, lance text me and Iwas like what?

Tim (53:00):
the fuck is this?

Chad (53:01):
that's a, that's a fucking eye-opener right, yeah, I was
like holy shit.
And then you know, the newsstarts coming out and I see like
a picture of him wearing theshirt and stuff like that.
I'm like I'm out.

Tim (53:10):
This is, this is wild, yeah it's yeah, like he's been out
out about like wearing it inpublic, which is fucking wild
like I'm telling you, I don't Idon't know, man it's.

Javier (53:19):
It comes to a point to where you're like how long is it
going to be until you arefinally like just done with
you're going to wash your handsfrom it?

Tim (53:27):
yeah, like I'm kind of done with whatever you're putting
I'm done.
What am I?

Javier (53:30):
going to be done with it .
I mean, I'm done with it.
I'm done.
I kind of am.
Adidas is still.
They have a little bit of stockleft of what they have that
they've got to get rid of.
I'm not even going to try tobuy it.
There's no reason why am Igoing to keep giving money to
this fucking guy, just likeeverybody with Tesla's their
stocks.
He lost $111 billion in a week.

Tim (53:55):
I can't support it anymore.
Teslas have one of the most EVs.
In general have one of the mostdepreciating car values of all
time.
Right.
So if you want to get into EV,you might as well just buy a
used.

Chad (54:11):
Even more volatile market than a normal stock or company
or whatever.

Javier (54:15):
So future, in five years , where will Kanye be?

Tim (54:19):
I say dead, damn I say dead , you're saying five years, five
years.
I say dead, five years dead.

Javier (54:26):
And remember I predicted Luka going to the Lakers.
You did.
I don't think he'll be deadgoing to the Lakers, he did.

Tim (54:29):
I don't think he'll be dead .
I think he'll be in aconservative ship.

Chad (54:33):
I don't know.
I think that, unfortunately.
I think that Javier might beright.
Alternatively, what I wouldlike to see is him wake the fuck
up, Like, take actual drugsthat help his mental well-being
and his chemical imbalance andget back to.
I don't even want to hear themusic, I just want him to be a
healthy, good person just yeah,like you're saying, I'd rather,

(54:59):
I'd rather have no music, nomedia, I'm okay.

Javier (55:01):
No shoes, right him like , get well, enjoy his billions,
enjoy his family I would love tohear some good stories about
kanye.

Chad (55:08):
I would love to just one time hear about how Kanye, like
you know, turned his shit aroundand like started helping people
out.
And like I'm not saying hedoesn't help people and do his
own thing, but I'm like, if thatwas what was in the news you
know what I mean and I know thenews has their own thing and
they're always going to nitpickbut if he was able to turn that
around, that's what I would loveto see.
I would fucking love it.

(55:28):
But I think what you said ismore likely.

Javier (55:31):
I don't want it to happen.
There will never be aconservative shit.
I don't want it to happen.

Chad (55:34):
You don't think so.
Before he lets that happen,that will happen.

Javier (55:37):
I guarantee it, I think he'll.

Chad (55:39):
Yeah, I'm telling you that's not going to happen.
He's no Britney Spears.
He's.

Javier (55:43):
Look, that's another whole thing that I wish you know
.

Tim (55:51):
You see these people, we grew up with these artists, and
now we're seeing kind of like adownfall, like those child stars
and stuff like that.
Yeah, where they're like.

Javier (55:59):
Corey Feldman is off the rockers, but you know who's not
, who's doing really well forthemselves.

Tim (56:03):
Who Me.

Javier (56:04):
Macaulay Culkin.
Oh, fuck yeah, he was a.

Tim (56:07):
Macaulay Culkin is thriving .

Chad (56:08):
Yeah.
I mean he looks fantastic,looks great.
His brother's doing well.
His wife is doing great, bothof their wives are beautiful.

Tim (56:16):
Both his brothers are doing well.

Chad (56:17):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Tim (56:18):
Kieran and Rory.
Both are killing it, macaulay'skilling it.
They're all doing great.
That makes me happy.
That agrees, because we sawMacaulay whenever he was.

Javier (56:29):
I was watching Richie Richie the day.
I'm like this is a good movie.
I forgot how good this was.

Chad (56:33):
It's on our list.
We started watching Blank Checkinstead.
We're like Blank Check first,then Richie.

Javier (56:37):
Richie Fucking Lady and Blank Check old pedophile ass.
I know, I know.

Tim (56:42):
Call me in 10 years.
So we just had the 2025 Oscars.
Yes, I watched it.
Conan O'Brien hosted.
Yeah, main reason why I watchedit I thought he was great.
Some of his little snippets,his little one lines that he did
in there were awesome.
He did a little.
Did you see the clip of himpoking fun at Drake?

Chad (57:01):
Yes, the only clip I saw was him and Adam Sandler's back
and forth, so they were likethis he was halfway through the
Oscars.

Tim (57:07):
He's like, ok, we're halfway through the Oscars.
Okay, we're halfway through theoscars.
It's about the time thatkindred comes out and and uh,
calls drake a pedophile, andhe's like I'm lawyered up.

Javier (57:18):
It's okay, that was just like man and the guy who wrote
the guy who wrote the joketweeted I just made 50 bucks
because I guess you know thewriters.

Chad (57:24):
Yeah, yeah, it's I want to go.
I'm sure it's out there towatch.
I would like to watch it likethere was a lot of good stuff
that I felt come from, came fromthat.

Tim (57:32):
Oh, I saw the kieran colgan , you know acceptance thing too,
I saw a couple of clips but Ididn't get to watch yeah, so uh,
we had that one, and then thewhole uh thing between adam and
uh and conan because, adamsandler comes out in his typical
, like what he normally wears onthe street hoodie, shorts,
basketball shoes.
Yeah, yeah, but what I lovedwas, as he's leaving, he walks

(57:53):
up to with fingers andeverything and then and then
walks out.
You know it was great.

Chad (58:01):
Uh, the headlines though they played it off as like so
clickbait like conan called himout, yeah, yeah, but obviously
he was miked up.
It was all, yeah, right, it wasall a thing, right, yeah all
right, so I'm gonna go throughsome of the major wins.

Tim (58:14):
Okay.
So best picture, Onora.
Onora dominated the night.

Javier (58:18):
Have you all seen that?
No, I haven't.

Chad (58:20):
Is it an international film?

Javier (58:21):
No, it's a Okay, it's a curated five.

Chad (58:25):
I only ask because there's so many Like over the years, I
feel like there are things thatI've never heard of that I had
to go back and watch what wasthe one that was Parasite,
Parasite.
And that one was phenomenal.

Javier (58:34):
Mickey 17 is coming out in a couple weeks with Robert
Pattinson and that looks reallygood.
It looks fantastic.
It looks great.

Tim (58:42):
So Nora had screened five Oscars, including Best Picture.
Wow, all right.
Best Director, sean Baker, forNora Baker's initiatives, uh,
innovative storytelling anddirection were recognized what
is it more about?

Javier (58:54):
it's about a uh escort who marries an old, dark, I'm in
it's uh she doesn't get.

Tim (59:00):
She got the dancing down from what I've seen, better
version of pretty woman yes, waybetter version there's nudity
in there.

Javier (59:08):
Actually, you do get a little bit of nudity in pretty
woman.

Chad (59:10):
We watched pretty woman not too long ago and I didn't
realize how hot she was bro.

Javier (59:15):
Yes, I had no idea.
I was telling tammy I'm likeyou know what she looked.

Chad (59:18):
She was america's sweetheart I never really saw
that and you know, as I've agedand looked at her, I'm like no,
she's pretty, did you?

Javier (59:25):
ever watch mystic pizza?
That was her first movie.
Mystic pizza is so fucking.
I don't think so you shouldwatch it's.
It's a great movie Really.
It's got a great cast too.

Tim (59:32):
It's got a killer cast.
It's about a mystic pizza.

Javier (59:35):
I'm going to write that down.
It's about a spooky, mysticpizza.

Tim (59:37):
It's about a pizza shop in Mystica, okay In the town of
Mystica, anyways All right.

Chad (59:42):
Continue on Nora.

Tim (59:54):
So Mikey Madison, best there were two movies that she
came out with where she died bygetting torched on fire.

Javier (59:57):
Who, if you remember her well, in Once.

Tim (59:58):
Upon a Time in Hollywood, once Upon a Time in Hollywood,
and then Scream 7.
Scream 7,.

Javier (01:00:00):
Yeah, she was caught on fire in both movies.
In both movies, I was justlaughing.

Tim (01:00:05):
I'm like did they do this on purpose?
They had to, so she won overfan favorite Demi Moore.

Javier (01:00:12):
Yeah, I thought she was going to win.
I really did.
But then, like here lately,because Mikey won the Baptist
and so.

Chad (01:00:22):
I was like, oh, maybe, so what was Demi Moore in for?

Tim (01:00:24):
Because it wasn't substance oh.
Ok.

Javier (01:00:26):
I got to watch that.
You've got that one, though,right.

Tim (01:00:28):
I think it's on Hulu.

Chad (01:00:29):
It's on Hulu.
Oh, is it okay?
I need to check that one out uhbest actor, adrian brody.

Tim (01:00:33):
Uh for the brutalist I gotta watch that, yeah, which I
haven't seen that, yet I've gotthat on there, so brody's
compelling performance earnedhim uh, the best actor accolade.
Obviously, um zoe saldana boobest supporting actress.
Why are we booing her?
Because fuck her and fuck thatamelia perez movie okay, so
saldana's role in Amelia Perezgarnered her the Best Supporting

(01:00:58):
Actress Award.
Why are we saying fuck thatmovie?

Chad (01:01:01):
Tell us more.

Javier (01:01:01):
So, essentially the director and everyone that made
that movie is French and it'ssupposed to be a
Mexican-involved story and theyhad nobody input.
You know any Mexican?
No Mexican representation in aMexican movie yeah and Selena
Gomez she by the way, if you go,look at the clips in that movie

(01:01:22):
of her speaking Spanish, it'sfucking trash.
Like how dare you, selena Gomez, like go in with that fucking
terrible acting, does she?

Tim (01:01:30):
still have a house here.
No, she sold it, she's in LAwith.

Chad (01:01:33):
Benny Blanco, I think with that fucking terrible acting
Does she?
Still have a house here.
No, she sold it.
She sold it.
We should go egg it.
No, she's in LA with BennyBlanco, I think.

Javier (01:01:37):
But what is it they talked to Zoe Saldana about,
like the people of Mexico likeare upset with the movie and
she's like well, I'm against it.
This is about how I feel, notwhat the people of Mexico.
And I'm like, ooh bitch, youfucked up.
And then, like now Allamex goeslike fuck you.

Chad (01:01:54):
Got it.

Javier (01:01:55):
Don't come back to Marvel.
Go under a rock Like huh, fuckthat.

Tim (01:02:01):
Yeah, she did this whole acceptance speech, where she I
mean, she was so happy.

Javier (01:02:05):
Look, shout out to her, for that speech was great, right
, it was great.

Tim (01:02:08):
She, you know, first Dominican actor to win an award
and all that stuff.
Best supporting or best actress, best supporting actress, all
right.

Javier (01:02:20):
Amelia Perez, by the way .
She was asking.
I do want to talk.

Tim (01:02:23):
I want to say that we did have Fort Worth's own Abraham
Alexander got nominated for BestOriginal Song Like a Bird from
Sing Sing, which I haven't seenSing Sing, but the song is
phenomenal.

Javier (01:02:34):
It looks beautiful.

Tim (01:02:36):
Unfortunately he was shafted.
Yeah, I thought he was going towin.

Chad (01:02:42):
I will say he looked dapper as fuck.

Tim (01:02:46):
I will say that every single time that I've ever seen
Abraham.
Well, yeah, because, as a lotof people don't realize this,
but he used to be the host.
He used to host the basically.

Javier (01:02:56):
SoFar shows Right yeah.

Tim (01:02:58):
And so we saw him all the time.

Javier (01:03:00):
At Azusa's house At.

Tim (01:03:01):
Azusa's house.
All the different SoFar showsthat we went to.
We saw Abraham there.

Chad (01:03:05):
I mean, yeah, he's a handsome dude.
He's always dressed to impress.

Tim (01:03:09):
That's too impressed.
But at the Oscars.

Chad (01:03:12):
He was just like top to bottom, looking fresh as hell.

Tim (01:03:15):
Abraham, if you see this, I have a painting that Guillermo
Tapia painted of you in front ofFord's Black House.

Chad (01:03:24):
Right with the red car.

Tim (01:03:25):
Yeah, and it's hanging up on my wall.
I need that sign.

Javier (01:03:30):
I need you to sign it, buddy, you should have been to
uh sedan square two weeks ago,because he had a whole part yeah
, whole party last wednesday.

Chad (01:03:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah the part.

Tim (01:03:40):
The problem is like I don't carry that piece around man you
know this will have it in mycar, ready to go right um I did
get you a signature for him,though.

Chad (01:03:48):
Yeah, you did.

Tim (01:03:48):
It's not on the painting, no, I just need on the painting
um, anyways, um, I feel like hegot shafted, but the award went
to El Mal.

Javier (01:03:58):
Which was the-.
Which was from Emilia Perez, soyeah, and that bitch was drunk
when she went up there to acceptthe award.

Chad (01:04:05):
Man, you are just all about hating that movie, fuck
that movie.

Javier (01:04:08):
Everyone hates that movie.

Chad (01:04:18):
Except for all the fucking idiots.
Wait, is she?

Javier (01:04:19):
I think I heard something about like, did she do
some kind of like?
Did she sing during the oscarsat all?
Yeah, she did, and it was likenot great.
Yeah, or I'm like I was likeshut up.
As a matter of fact, while shewas singing I was.
I was like shut up, bitch andtames, like why'd you say that?
I'm like she's, she knows why.

Chad (01:04:29):
She knows why no, I, I thought I heard something about
like it was like all kind of onthe spot and it was just like
not great.

Javier (01:04:36):
She was drunk.
She was drunk Okay.

Tim (01:04:39):
Gotcha.

Javier (01:04:40):
But all around the Oscars.
I think I found it entertaining.
It's always fun.

Tim (01:04:43):
I mean, I didn't watch the whole Oscars, but I saw a lot of
the clips, so notable moments.
Carla Sofia Gascon, is that saythat right?
Moments, uh, carla sofia gascon, is that say that right?
Yeah, um, response to conano'brien's joke, which I've got
that, um, let me.
Let me pull this up, because Ihaven't actually heard this yet
so conan did a great job then,huh he did he did an
instructional job.

Javier (01:05:04):
Dude is fucking uh, nick offerman, uh was doing the um
voice of god.

Tim (01:05:09):
He was announcing he was the fucking he's got a great
voice for that.
I get it All right if I get topull up.

Chad (01:05:15):
What's up, J-Boy?
See you in the chat.

Tim (01:05:18):
It's running real slow over here, all good.

Chad (01:05:20):
Yeah, I guess I need to go back and see it.
I'm not really someone thatthere's so many different award
shows for all of these famousrich people that I'm just like.

Javier (01:05:28):
I'm good.
Well, this is like from Januaryup until now.
This is the last of the award.
It's award season.

Chad (01:05:34):
There's like Emmys, golden Globes, then there's Oscars,
grammys.
There's the Grammys and themusic ones, and TV shows, movies
.
What are the Tonys?

Javier (01:05:40):
for.

Tim (01:05:41):
Tonys are for Broadway, broadway.
Okay, I couldn't remember if itcan get this to work.

Javier (01:05:55):
Yeah, Anora, I think Anora won all their awards,
right.

Tim (01:05:59):
Yeah, Anora pretty much.

Javier (01:06:06):
Best picture, best director, best editing, best
actress.
I'm not going to get to work,that's all good, that's all good
.

Tim (01:06:11):
What were we talking about?
We were just talking aboutnotable moments, one of the
things Okay.
So biggest wins and snubs.
So Enora's dominance with thefive Oscars, including Best
Picture and Best Director.
Mikey Madsen's unexpected winover Demi Moore for Best Actress
.
Adrian Brody, recognition asBest Actor for the Brutalist Now

(01:06:33):
celebratingander's achievementsand receiving a nomination for
best original song, that'samazing.
It's so cool.
Yeah, he doesn't have that muchuh on tiktok.
His presence is not that highand he interacts with a lot of
people who comment on there.
So if you want to get in andstart talking.

Chad (01:06:44):
You know to him, it's funny because he's still so down
to earth and like on socialmedia.
He's not like he didn't have asbig of a following as he
deserves, right, but he's not asactive as I think he he's busy,
he's a busy fucking man.
I'm not saying anything againsthim, but I'm like if he was to
get someone to manage his socialmedia, he would be known for as
good as he is, because we knowhe's amazing, yeah, because

(01:07:05):
we're local to that.
But like I don't know ifeveryone knows right and I wish
did.

Tim (01:07:10):
And this is what's really cool is that we've had, we've
got now.
So Leon Bridges, superstardomright.

Chad (01:07:16):
Right.

Tim (01:07:17):
We've got Abraham Alexander now nominated for a fucking
Grammy.

Chad (01:07:21):
And don't forget Kelly Clarkson.
You've got to Dude she is adime.
She's still a dime.

Tim (01:07:28):
DFW.
Yeah, that's Burleson.

Chad (01:07:30):
I mean, it's Fort Worth.

Tim (01:07:31):
But I'm saying Fort Worth.

Chad (01:07:31):
Fort Worth, adjacent Burleson's Fort Worth, it's
fucking Burleson, burleson'sFort.

Tim (01:07:35):
Worth Anyways.
So that's amazing, and I'm justwaiting for some of our local
talent to blast off.
Yeah, oh, I mean Louis theSinger.

Chad (01:07:45):
Yeah.

Tim (01:07:50):
Yeah, I mean's just a matter of time till we have
someone else, I mean there.
I think it helps when we havethese, these people kind of
shoot off in the stardom right.
Mm-hmm, I think we're, I thinkwe're, I think we're there now.
I do have a question, though.
So the ceremonies impact onmainstream audience, audiences
versus industry insiders do youthink that these have like an

(01:08:12):
actual impact on how us and howwe see these actors, or do you
think that these have like anactual impact on how us and how
we see these actors, or do youthink it's all just kind of like
a pat on the back?

Javier (01:08:20):
I think it gets you to watch movies I think, you
question like well, I didn't seethis.
Like this won awards, likemaybe I should give it a shot
and watch it right instead ofpeople that don't watch awards
show, season, um, and they hearabout the movie but they never
actually hear about it, like howgood it actually is, like how
many years it'll take you tolike watch it after it's come

(01:08:41):
out, like for me, like it'sintroduced me to a lot of movies
and um I don't even know aboutthe brutalist.
Yeah, I mean dude and that'sthat movie has, it's like so
long it has an intermission,like right in the middle of the
movie.

Tim (01:08:53):
Are you serious?
Yeah, oh, wow, and I don't knowif you've ever like whenever I
was young Master and Commander,I think, did they have an
intermission.

Chad (01:09:00):
I want to say that Titanic did too in actual theater.
No.

Javier (01:09:04):
Well, because I saw it over here, where the first movie
tavern was.

Tim (01:09:07):
Yeah.

Javier (01:09:08):
And it was straight through.

Tim (01:09:09):
I remember going to Master and Commander or something.
They had a fucking intermissionand I was like this is the
longest movie.

Javier (01:09:14):
Like every movie I used to go whenever I was in Mexico
for the summers and I'd go tothe movies.

Tim (01:09:22):
They would have an intermission and we'd go get
food, popcorn Okay, it gets youto watch movies.
Now, if they took into accountpublic opinion, do you think
these would be much differentwins?

Chad (01:09:36):
Probably do you think these would be a you know much
different wins, or probablywe're not.
The normal people don't knowthe art of what it is that it
takes to do the things that theydo but it also feels kind of
pretentious they got a newartist movie over there for the
awards it is, you're exactlyright, uh and and it, but it's
not about entertainment.
It's about, like, quality ofacting and quality of, you know,
movie and sound and music andeverything like that.
Like if it was up to me fuckinguh, what's his face?

(01:09:59):
That does all of the likeinception and he's done so many
movies?
Yeah, but who's the guy thatdoes the music?
I forget his name.
You know it hon zimmer, honzimmer.
He would win every award.
That dude is like elfman madeall the movies.

Javier (01:10:15):
Are we the guy who did the Good, the Bad, the Ugly, the
soundtrack for all those movies, all the spaghetti westerns?
Oh, yeah.
He just got his first one, andthen he died a year later.

Tim (01:10:22):
He was like in his 90s, trent Reznor of Nine Inch.

Javier (01:10:25):
Nails oh fuck yeah, is killing it department.

Chad (01:10:34):
Oh yeah, he did uh, him and atticus ross.
Well, because he's married toatticus ross's sister.

Javier (01:10:37):
But um, I didn't realize yeah, they're like yeah, but uh
, yeah, they, they, they did thesocial network.
You know um pretty much anymovie that you see aaron sorkin
in they did yeah like the girl,the dragon with the dragon
tattoo and some of the even someof the newer stuff.

Tim (01:10:50):
Yeah, I'm here for all right.

Chad (01:10:52):
Was there any movies that we would know that won?

Tim (01:10:56):
I didn't dive that far into it yet.

Javier (01:10:58):
You mean actual yeah?

Chad (01:10:59):
like movies or actors in movies I saw Inside.

Tim (01:11:02):
Out.
2.
American Pie was nominated for.

Chad (01:11:06):
Best Featured Film of All Time.
What did Kieran Culkin win for?
Oh, A Real Pain.
Yeah, have you seen that yet,yeah, we saw A Real Pain With
the brothers right.
Yeah, yeah.

Javier (01:11:13):
No that was great Fucking killer Cousins.
Have you heard about the storybehind that?

Chad (01:11:18):
No.

Tim (01:11:19):
It's a true story?
No, no, no.

Javier (01:11:25):
I'm talking about the story behind how Kieran got that
role.

Tim (01:11:28):
Oh, wasn't it recommended.
Well, he did.
But Jesse Eisenberg didn'treally know Kieran, he was just
like he was told.
Hey, you should pick him out.

Chad (01:11:38):
Jesse Eisenberg directed it right, wrote and directed it
and acted it Right yeah.

Tim (01:11:43):
And he just randomly picked Kieran and Kieran's like I
don't know if I want to do this,he drops out.
And then he was like no, youprobably should do this.

Chad (01:11:52):
Yeah.

Tim (01:11:53):
And so he gets back into it .
But it was just like acompletely at random, like they
didn't really know each other.

Chad (01:11:59):
It was man, it's beautiful and that kind of shit happened,
you know.
I mean you kind of fall intosomething and it just turns into
something.

Tim (01:12:04):
It is such a good fucking movie.

Chad (01:12:05):
I actually I want to watch it again I I'm still
indifferent, like I do thinkthat the acting was really good
in that movie.
I still feel uncomfortableabout, like you know you kind of
want to like we've talked aboutit on here like you want to
like one of them, but they bothhave their quirks and you're
like you don't understand thedynamic fully, and I mean I
guess it's real life, right likethat's family, you're never
going to be right or wrong.

(01:12:26):
who's doing what?
Like?
It's just kind of it is what itis, and so I guess that's the
beauty of it, but it was great.

Tim (01:12:32):
Yeah, they're both not great people and they're both
not terrible people, it's justyeah.

Chad (01:12:39):
They annoy you at different parts of the movie.
Right right, Like it's like oh,I'm on board with him.
Wait, never mind.
He seems to make more sense atthe moment.

Tim (01:12:45):
Yeah, I loved it though.

Chad (01:12:47):
Yeah.

Tim (01:12:48):
It was, so I actually have a game for us we haven't done a
game in a while.
We haven't done games in a verylong time so this game is
called fact or bullshit.
Alright, so it's pretty simple.
I'm gonna read something out.
I'm gonna read something outand I want y'all to tell me if
it's a fact or if it's bullshit.
So we're gonna start.

(01:13:08):
We'll start off with number one.
A town in Kentucky elected adog as mayor.
Fact.
I'm going to say true, okay.
According to CNN, the smalltown of Rabbit Hash, kentucky,
has been electing canine mayorssince 1998.
Their most recent mayor, aFrench bulldog named Wilbur, won
in 2020.

Javier (01:13:26):
Is Wilbur the best boy?

Tim (01:13:29):
Wilbur is the best boy for currently, right now.

Javier (01:13:33):
Good good.

Tim (01:13:34):
All right.
Saturn's rings will disappearfrom view in 2025 due to Earth's
changing perspective Bullshit.
Bullshit.
No, it's actually a fact.
According to Forbes, on March23rd 2025, Saturn's rings will
appear edge on from Earth'sperspective, making them nearly
invisible.

Chad (01:13:52):
Oh, I see.
So it's going to be hitting uslike.

Tim (01:13:54):
Like basically straight onto where you the line yeah,
got it.
Oh, okay, interesting, thatmakes sense.

Chad (01:13:59):
So it's not gone, it's just visibly gone, okay.

Tim (01:14:02):
So in Momentarily, yeah.
In 2018, japan introduced astress relief vending machine
that lets customers punch arobotic arm for five minutes
after inserting a coin.

Chad (01:14:11):
Listen, that is very Japanese.
But we just had two truths.
I'm going to say bullshit.

Tim (01:14:17):
That sounds very Japanese.
That is very fucking Japanese.
We're not going to write.
That's bullshit.

Chad (01:14:21):
It should be real, though, dude.
Japan has actually done thiswhole, like they have a whole
movement going on right nowabout combating loneliness.
Have you heard about this?
It doesn't surprise me.
There's this, this, and it'slike worldwide, like there is
after covid and all of thisstuff, and like trying to like
reintegrate yourself into likelife, and, like you know,
there's less people gettingmarried and coupled up and

(01:14:44):
things like that, like there'sjust more lonely people, and so
they're trying to find ways tocombat loneliness.
In japan, I heard they'restarting to make um breeding
visas because you know thepopulation is so low.

Javier (01:14:50):
They want people from other countries to come.
I heard they're starting tomake breeding visas because you
know the population is so low.
They want people from othercountries to come, like no,
they're not.

Chad (01:14:58):
That's bullshit.

Javier (01:14:59):
Look it up.
Look it up.

Chad (01:15:00):
Look it up, hey Sarish, I'm going to Tokyo for just a
little bit, I'll be.

Javier (01:15:04):
I'm going to go to Tokyo for two weeks.

Tim (01:15:07):
Impregnate a bunch of people in two weeks have like a
hundred kids Shit.

Chad (01:15:11):
I'm just doing the world a favor.

Tim (01:15:14):
I thought it was strange that it's not uncommon to walk
around and you'll findbusinessmen just passed out on
the street.

Javier (01:15:19):
Yeah.

Chad (01:15:20):
Fucking drunk.

Tim (01:15:21):
Crazy that's insane Off of like two beers.
An Indian man sued a movietheater chain for showing too
many commercials before a filmand won over $200 in
compensation.
Fact.
According to UPI, a man in Indiawas awarded compensation after
suing a theater chain overexcessive pre-movie

(01:15:43):
advertisements.
In 2021, an Italian scientistaccidentally created
glow-in-the-dark pasta whiletrying to invent a more
energy-efficient LED light bulb.

Javier (01:15:56):
That's so bullshit, man.
That's just racist and funnyBullshit.
It's actually a fact.
No, that's bullshit man.

Tim (01:16:00):
That's just racist and funny Bullshit.
It's actually a fact.
No, that's bullshit.
Fuck.
A man once attempted to evadepolice by covering himself in
peanut butter and claiming to bea rare endangered species to
avoid arrest.

Javier (01:16:13):
Yes, I say it's true.
He was probably drunk and highoff his rocker.

Chad (01:16:18):
I'm going to say true, yeah, I'm going to.
That sounds.

Tim (01:16:20):
It's bullshit.
Damn.
It's never happened, but itshould and let's see, I'm an
eagle.
I've got one more for you.
One more for you.
Okay.
The US government once spent$2.5 million in studying whether
cows should be trained asservice animals for visually
impaired individuals.
True when.

Javier (01:16:36):
I say true.

Tim (01:16:37):
The statement is entirely fabricated, oh damn dude.
It would be really cool to seea bunch of like the.
Have you seen the ScottishHighland cows?

Chad (01:16:45):
Is it those cute cows?
Yes, yeah, the old furry onesand their little small ones,
like some miniature ones.

Tim (01:16:49):
Yeah, yeah, have you got some miniature ones that are
seeing eye cows?

Chad (01:16:53):
Oh, sign me up.
Who needs a dog?
I would get one of the I don'tknow man.

Tim (01:16:57):
I would pluck my eyes out for that.
You don't got to do that.

Chad (01:17:01):
Let me ask you a question.

Tim (01:17:02):
If I knew a guy named Tony, no, all right, so that was a
fact or bullshit.
Eh, it was all right, that wasfun, that was good man.
I like that.
I do want to end because, we'regetting close to?
Yeah, we're about run Done, soI want to end with a.
We're going to have a rotatinggame, okay, so it'll be a

(01:17:25):
different game next episode anda different ending segment, and
this ending segment happens tobe Florida man of the Week.
Ooh.
And it is kind of a game in asense.
Okay, so I'm going to give youa vague headline and then I'm
going to ask you some questions.
Okay, all right.
So Florida man arrested afterswallowing stolen jewelry.

(01:17:45):
Okay, is this a factual story?
This is a factual story.
Okay, got it All right, allright.
So first question what kind ofjewelry?

Chad (01:17:55):
I'm going to say pinky rings.

Tim (01:17:56):
Pinky rings Plural Multiple pinky rings.
Pinky rings Plural Multiplepinky rings.

Chad (01:18:00):
Yeah, like he just grabbed a handful of pinky rings
Grabbed a handful of pinky rings, swallowed them.

Javier (01:18:03):
Hoes, I'm going to say diamonds, loose diamonds.

Chad (01:18:06):
Loose diamonds Okay.

Tim (01:18:06):
That's smart.
So how did he steal it.

Chad (01:18:10):
Rectally.

Tim (01:18:12):
He swallowed them, though we do know he swallowed them.

Chad (01:18:14):
Oh sorry, I'm just my bad.

Tim (01:18:17):
How did he swallow?
He swallowed stolen jewelry, sohow did he steal it though?

Chad (01:18:21):
I mean he stole it by swallowing it.

Tim (01:18:22):
What do you mean?
So he just stole it byswallowing?
Ok, he didn't?

Chad (01:18:27):
I mean, you're just asking me to add more to what he
probably OK.
So I think that this man was ata beach town where they sell
pinky rings primarily Right, itmight have been a pinky rings RS
, we've all seen them, sure, andhe dipped his ice cream Like he
had ice cream, as people doaround.

Tim (01:18:47):
Okay, so wait, he's walking around like surfside.

Chad (01:18:50):
Yeah, he's walking surfside, so you got a good
visual.
He's got a cone with two scoopsin this bitch right Like he's
going, but it's also hot, likethis bitch right like he's going
, but it's also hot like this isit's a hot town, it's it's on
the beach, right on the beach.
So it starts melting.
He starts going at it and he'slike I don't know what to do.
And then he had this fuckinggenius idea that he was just
gonna like accidentally dip hisice cream into a pile of pinky

(01:19:13):
toe rings okay and so he justdoes that, and then toe rings oh
pinky toe rings.
Sorry, just yeah, to make sure.
And he dips it in there andthen just goes at it with the
ice cream before anyone notices.

Tim (01:19:23):
All right.
So how did he steal it?

Javier (01:19:26):
He broke it with his head and he just it's Florida.

Tim (01:19:30):
Man Broke the display case and just and then just started
eating them.

Javier (01:19:34):
He jumped in the ocean, all right.

Tim (01:19:37):
That's actually a lot more likely.
So the question is so why did heswallow it?
He was afraid that he'd getcaught.

Chad (01:19:45):
Okay, so he's afraid he had to make him disappear.

Tim (01:19:46):
All right, make him disappear.

Javier (01:19:48):
I mean it takes a couple hours.
I mean it ain't like corn.
I mean diamonds will blend inwith that.
Hoe, what?

Tim (01:19:54):
Yeah.

Javier (01:19:54):
You're going to poop them out.
You're not just going to throwthem up, you're just going to
poop them out.

Chad (01:19:59):
Poop out diamonds.
All right, Make your duty Twink.

Tim (01:20:03):
Yeah, yeah, jathan, lawrence Gilder Jathan.

Chad (01:20:06):
Jathan.
Of course his fucking name isJathan.
Is it a lisp?

Javier (01:20:10):
What's your name, Jathan ?

Tim (01:20:12):
Could you imagine if he had a lisp and they just named him?
Jathan what's your name, jayden?
What do you want to name yourson, jayden, 32 um.

Chad (01:20:25):
Impersonated an orlando magic team representative oh to
steal diamond earrings worth 769000 from tiffany and company
from a basketball player, orwhat no?

Tim (01:20:35):
so he impersonated he was.
He basically walked into thestore.
He's like I.
I represent the Orlando Magicteam.

Chad (01:20:42):
Yeah.

Tim (01:20:43):
And I'm here to inquire about some jewelry for the team.
And he stole, tipped it tosteal $769,000 in diamond
earrings or just earrings fromTiffany Co.
So after being caught, heswallowed the earrings to try
and hide them from tiffany co.
Um.
So after being caught, heswallowed the earrings to try
and hide them.
So a body scan at the jailrevealed uh, that the stolen

(01:21:04):
jewelry was in his stomach.
He had a long criminal historyand previously attempted a
similar theft in texas was he?

Javier (01:21:10):
was he wearing like now?
What was he wearing, though?
Was he wearing like just aorlando magic jersey and shorts,
and I like to imagine that hewas wearing an old Shaq jersey,
an O'Neal jersey.

Tim (01:21:22):
That's exactly what I was thinking, super fucking old he
walks in with that.
He's got that on, he's carryinga briefcase and he's got suit
pants on.

Chad (01:21:31):
Yeah, okay, he's a professional.

Tim (01:21:33):
Yeah, he's just showing like I'm with the team.
He's got those tearaway pants,but he's got some.
His shoes are.

Chad (01:21:41):
Reebok pumps.

Tim (01:21:41):
Yeah, oh, my God, yeah.
So he's got those, he's got theShaq attacks on Walks in there
and he's like I'm with theOrlando Magic and I do business
for them because I'm a businessman Right.
Yeah, so that's what I picture.
So I can't imagine trying.
I mean, I can imagineswallowing earrings.

(01:22:02):
They're small.
Yeah.
I can't imagine $769,000earrings though.

Javier (01:22:08):
I mean they got to be highly a big carrot right Like
the carrots.

Tim (01:22:11):
It would have to be like blood diamonds, maybe, probably.

Chad (01:22:15):
I don't know how big that would have to be.

Tim (01:22:16):
If it were $769,000,.

Chad (01:22:19):
It'd have to be something like four or five carat earrings
, but that's massive.
There had to have been more tothem.
They were like dangly earrings.
They probably weren't studs,you're right right right.
They probably were like danglyearrings.

Tim (01:22:29):
I mean it's Tiffany.
So then the logic comes.

Chad (01:22:31):
Yeah, it could be anything , because Tiffany's just fucking
expensive earrings like who areyou buying these for?

Tim (01:22:37):
for the team?
Right you know, and it's one ofthe mistresses right um, so
what's the worst possible thingto swallow and hide from the
police a big deal, though Idon't why are you hiding that?

Javier (01:22:52):
I mean why not, I would show it off, why not?

Tim (01:22:54):
I just want to put it in somewhere I just swallowed, sir,
because I wanted to.
I think the best thing to hidefrom the police by swallowing is
food yeah.

Chad (01:23:06):
I mean that's pretty obvious.
I don't know why you'd want to.

Tim (01:23:09):
You're stealing some Japanese A5 Wagyu steak.

Chad (01:23:12):
You're not really stealing it, You're just eating it.
There's a difference betweenstealing and just consuming.
You know that right.

Tim (01:23:18):
I mean, it's still theft If you didn't pay for it, but
you're not saving it for later,Like it's gone.
That's like the best thing toswallow and you know, steal
Because it's hard.

Chad (01:23:27):
There's nothing they can do about it.

Tim (01:23:28):
Right, because it's going to process.

Javier (01:23:29):
You can't sell it like this.
If I throw it back up, what areyou going to do, you?
Why'd you eat it like a duck,sir?
Just a Wagyu filet.
A5 Wagyu filet.

Tim (01:23:41):
Right, I want to buy one of those at some point.

Javier (01:23:44):
Oh yeah.

Tim (01:23:45):
All right.
My last thing, though, is whydoes Florida keep outdoing
itself every week, bro?
There's got to be something upwith Florida.

Chad (01:23:53):
You know what's wild.
Florida is where some of thewealthiest people on this planet
live.
Mar-a-lago is where some of thewealthiest people on this
planet live Mar-a-Lago, but it'salso the same place where
people wrestle alligatorsbecause they're just too drunk.
It is just the most ridiculousstate.

Tim (01:24:10):
It is.

Chad (01:24:12):
And it's also a place where old people go to die.
It's a place that you go tovacation.

Tim (01:24:18):
It is everything and nothing.
There's a loofah community,excuse me, okay.
Have you heard about that?

Chad (01:24:23):
No.

Tim (01:24:23):
There's a community there where they put different colored
loofahs on their car toindicate what type of swinger
they are, and it's an over 65community.

Javier (01:24:32):
Cool, cool.

Tim (01:24:33):
And so different colors mean different things.

Javier (01:24:35):
My favorite category of porn.

Chad (01:24:37):
Let me ask you if you were a 65 year old widower, is that
something you'd be?

Javier (01:24:42):
interested in?
Yeah, I mean, why even fightlike trying to find someone?
Right, you're old, it's like,do you?

Chad (01:24:48):
really want someone for the last bit of your life, or do
you just want to, like, fuckingget in and have fun?

Javier (01:24:53):
that's why like stds are like rampant in like the
retirement home community yeahwell, I think I had a
conversation with Tammy aboutthis.
Everybody I think I'm prettysure everyone in nursing homes
have herpes or clit.

Tim (01:25:08):
STDs run rampant in nursing homes.
They fuck.

Javier (01:25:11):
For sure you got nothing else to lose.
You really don't, you're notgetting pregnant Just two
bunches of spam slapping uglies,so much skin.

Chad (01:25:23):
I shouldn't have done that .
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It sounded like Velcro, youknow what I mean, like just the
skin coming apart.

Javier (01:25:29):
It's like when you get like sweaty skin and you pull it
off.
It's like whenever you sweatand you have like bug spray on
and then you're just peelingstuff off your skin.
That's what it's like with oldpeople.
But are you a swinger without awife?

Tim (01:25:43):
Well, no, you just become a bull at that point.
I think, isn't that what it is?
Thank you, I like that.

Javier (01:25:46):
They had some of the young calf, but now they want
some of the old bull.
Who's it Step?

Tim (01:25:52):
brothers Young buck.
Young buck, old bull, whichmakes no sense.

Chad (01:26:04):
Yeah, old bull, yeah, which makes no sense.
Yeah, um, that's hilarious, sothat's good shit, tim.
That's it.

Tim (01:26:06):
I enjoyed that man, great job putting that together.
That's it.
That's it, that's all good.
So, uh, closing thoughts.
Anybody got closing thoughts,we got closing thoughts on this
not on florida man I mean justin general.
I I think, uh, I don't know ifwe should put some sort of a
poll up or start doing some sortof lottery thing where, like an

(01:26:27):
over-under on when Kanye isgoing to expire.
No, I don't want to do that, no, no.
That's too morbid.
I don't want to be involved inthat All right.

Chad (01:26:35):
That's like those polls that you can't do in the US.
But what is it?
The betting app where you canbasically bet on anything like
which president was going to winand if it's going to rain
outside.

Javier (01:26:46):
Oh, like prop bets.

Chad (01:26:47):
Yeah, like that.
Yeah, I don't want to do that,that's too fucked.
I'm okay, but five years, fiveyears, all right, we're saying
five years.

Javier (01:26:56):
I said five years.
That's what.

Chad (01:26:57):
Javier said.
So I'm just thinking whatJavier said.

Javier (01:26:59):
I hope not just to be clear.

Tim (01:27:00):
I hope I'm wrong no, you might be wrong.
Well, that's all I got.
So you got anything else?
No, javier read more books.

Javier (01:27:08):
I just finished one, you know, and it was really good.
What was it?
I think it's called the.

Tim (01:27:16):
I think it's called he didn't read.

Javier (01:27:18):
I had an audio book.

Chad (01:27:19):
I don't read what the fuck are you talking about?

Tim (01:27:21):
Listen, there's nothing wrong with audio books?

Chad (01:27:22):
I recently discovered audio books.

Tim (01:27:25):
There's nothing wrong with audio books.
I'm just saying, like he's likeyeah read more books and he's
like, and then Star Wars, Ithink it's called.

Javier (01:27:32):
It's called the Mountain , is you?

Chad (01:27:43):
So you should check it out .

Javier (01:27:44):
Yeah, I'll check that out, uh, another good one for
you shoe dog, one of the best.
Oh yeah, yeah, it's really good, fucking love it.

Chad (01:27:47):
No idea, yeah, for like, who you know started nike, or?
Whatever like his life storyand the transition between, like
how he became from nothing towhat he.
You know what it is now what?

Tim (01:27:55):
nike the brand is that biopic no, they have the um
theyopic?

Javier (01:28:00):
No, they had the one with Michael Jordan's mom, with
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Didit ever come out?

Chad (01:28:07):
Yeah, it did.
It was really good.
It was specifically about thatshoe, though it wasn't about
Nike as a brand.

Javier (01:28:14):
Yeah, but I had no idea that he moved to Hawaii to surf
and he sold knives.

Chad (01:28:19):
Yeah, so cool, just to earn enough to surf.
And he sold knives.

Javier (01:28:20):
Yeah, you know just to earn enough to surf and eat.
That's the only reason why he,like, went to go knife selling.

Chad (01:28:27):
I've got some other ones for you.
I'll tell you after the show,there's some really good ones.

Javier (01:28:31):
Oh, Atomic Habits is a good one.
I've got that book Check thatout.
Atomic Habits.

Chad (01:28:37):
Rich Dad, poor Dad, it's kind of along a self-help, but
it's like.
It's about like moneymanagement, development, things
like that.
Shout out to jd.
He gave me the physical bookand I want to say it was like a
year or two ago yeah and I, Ijust, I just it's just there
physically.
I've never opened and I lovehim and I finally listened to
the, the audio book, and I'mglad that I did because it was
amazing.

(01:28:58):
But but yeah, I just don't read.

Javier (01:29:00):
It's just inconvenient.
It's not inconvenient.

Chad (01:29:03):
I mean, I'm driving two to three hours a day.
Might as well, listen to it.
You know what I mean, for sure,for sure.

Javier (01:29:07):
Tim, how about you?
What do you got?
Any final thoughts?

Tim (01:29:11):
Man, I'm just no.

Chad (01:29:16):
I just want to go to sleep .
I'm with you.
Thanks for putting this episodetogether.
Shout out to Tim, we're goingto get some momentum going.

Tim (01:29:25):
We've already shouted out we're going to have Ben C Jones.
He's got a new song coming out.
New album coming out.
So we're going to have him on atsome point In the near future.
He wants to play a song for us.
He wants to perform here in thestudio so we might clear some
stuff out and have a little.

Chad (01:29:41):
And for all of those that have messaged us on Instagram
Javier's going to be gettingback with you soon, oh, yeah.
Because he's going to manageour social media.
Moving forward, he said hecan't wait.
Actually.

Javier (01:29:52):
I can't.
No, I can't wait.

Chad (01:29:56):
I just can't, I really want to get back to 2000, 2020,
2020, funky Panther.
I'm going to actually putInstagram on my sidekick and
then get back to it.

Javier (01:30:10):
I'm going to buy a sidekick and I'm going to buy a
prepaid account and you're goingto see me walking.
What the fuck is that guy using?
Why has he got?
A calculator in his hands.

Tim (01:30:16):
It's going to end up being like that music video where it's
the Excel spreadsheet oh yeahyeah, what was that?

Javier (01:30:24):
Nelly and Kelly Rowland?
Yeah, that's it.
That's why he didn't get thetext, because you were on Excel.
You're on Excel, you dumbass.

Chad (01:30:32):
All right, everybody.
Thanks for hanging out with us.
If you don't already do so,please make sure you follow us
on all things social media atthe funky panther.
You can find all of our thingsat the funky panthercom.
Our youtube continues to grow,so if you don't already do so,
please make sure you subscribeto our youtube channel.
It would go a long way.
We're still trying to make thathappen and and continue to grow

(01:30:52):
, so appreciate you.
Um, call us text, leave avoicemail 817-677-0408.
Damn, you nailed it.

Javier (01:30:59):
Last week you were in my a I know, I don't know, I had a
brain fart killed it well done.

Chad (01:31:03):
Um, yeah, that's it.

Javier (01:31:04):
Stay good, everybody, I'm chad I'm and we are the
funky better bye.

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