Music, Mishaps, and a Dash of Conspiracy

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Javier (00:00):
When you're having fun fun when you're having fun Out
the window.

Chad (00:23):
Wow, I've never sounded sexier.
So we'll just kick off with theintro, then Just do the damn
thing and say fuck the first 30?
.
Get in here.
We gotta start the show.
We gotta start the show.
What a day.
Oh, hello everyone, and welcometo the Funky Panther Coming to

(00:57):
you from Fort Worth Texas.

Javier (00:58):
We have got a hell of a show for you here on episode 184
.

Tim (01:00):
Ooh, I like that.
Yeah, I hope you said that lasttime.

Javier (01:01):
Are we doing this now?
From now on?

Tim (01:03):
Instead of the kids.

Javier (01:04):
Wow.

Chad (01:05):
Wow, what the fuck are you wearing?
What is that?

Tim (01:10):
Did you kill a panther?
We'll have to get into thatwhenever we start getting into
the meats and potatoes.

Chad (01:17):
It's not that cold in here and that's a very thick coat.
Thank you, sir.
All right, sit back, relax,enjoy.
Let's get into it.
I'm Chad, I'm Javier, I'm Timand we are the.
Fuggy man.

Tim (01:30):
I did it.

Javier (01:31):
Chad who the fuck went fast.

Tim (01:32):
I did it Chad Me.
I got really excited.
Chad got mad last time.

Chad (01:38):
I think it's because you were like the Fuggy man.

Tim (01:41):
I did it this time.
I did it, I did it.

Chad (01:44):
Hey, thank y'all for already joining us in the chat.

Tim (01:47):
I love it whenever.

Chad (01:49):
Christy puts the kids to bed.

Javier (01:51):
Because that means she's going to be fully engaged in
our content.
She's going to do an eight ball.
She's going to relax.

Chad (01:58):
Wow, I think that's the exact opposite of relaxing.
Yeah, I don't know what's inthe eight ball.

Javier (02:14):
I thought I did, but apparently not what I like to do
is you know, just do a coupleof eight balls and sit back with
a nice can of gasoline andstart huffing.
Christy was in.
Y'all were in Austin.
They were in San Antonio.
Oh, okay, Visiting family.
I wish we would have known youcould have met up with us
whenever we were over therehaving.
Quan and a Million.

Chad (02:27):
Always a good time with Quan and a Million.
Did you bring me back a DonJuan?
No, remember when we used to dothat.
I ate the entire thing.
I always bring y'all stuff onmy vacations.
You didn't bring me a Don Juan.

Javier (02:37):
This wasn't really a vacation per se.

Chad (02:40):
This was just a weekend you spent more than I usually do
on a vacation.

Javier (02:43):
That's a fucking lie, not in.

Chad (02:45):
Italy, but a normal vacation, my balls.

Javier (02:50):
Every vacation you go on , you spend more than I do.
I will say this this was themost I mean for Tammy's birthday
.
I spent on everything Becausethe tickets were like 700 bucks
750.
The Airbnb was like 1,600.

Chad (03:09):
The food Well we didn't really go anywhere.
Airbnbs, so 1500.
You were at 3000, yeah, rightnow, and that's without food and
drink, and you just told meabout how much you spent like
400 a day on you actually spentmore than I think I did in italy
and uh, but the uber eats wasfucking ridiculously expensive
over there.

Javier (03:27):
It's ACL weekend, it was .

Chad (03:28):
ACL weekend.
Why did you still do Uber Eatsyou know, it's really fucking
expensive.

Javier (03:32):
Listen when we did those first two days walking back.

Chad (03:36):
Stop the music.
You're not even payingattention.

Tim (03:39):
No, I played the music, so we could just like as we talk
over it for a little bit.

Javier (03:43):
Oh he's wearing his shirt.
I like it, Like he's wearinghis.

Tim (03:45):
ACL shirt.

Chad (03:46):
Yeah, it's a sexy shirt too.
It's very nice.

Javier (03:47):
It's very, tim.
I knew whenever they, theHowler brothers, always do good
on their shirts.

Tim (03:54):
They always have, like the yellow roses.

Javier (03:55):
I don't know anything about the Howler brothers.
They do all the merch for ACL.

Tim (03:59):
They're pockets oh.

Chad (04:03):
Oh, it's a real pearl snack.
Okay.

Javier (04:05):
What the fuck Did you just pull his shirt?
I'm glad you know.
I wish you weren't wearinganything underneath.
I was hoping he wasn't Justfucking barbecue sauce all over
your titties.
God damn, there is barbecuesauce, Dude.
So yeah man that was Lookinggood man, looking real good.
Fantastic man that was um solooking good man, looking real

(04:28):
good, fantastic.

Chad (04:28):
I don't know how I feel about this well, I mean you've
dressed less on the podcast andit wasn't because of me, because
you're like meat shorts andyou're like, yeah, and your
little jerseys and shit.

Tim (04:40):
I'm dressing more tonight.
Tonight's my dress night.
Okay, that's my dress night.
Uh, yeah, dude those, you wenthard.
Uh, you went hard in austin, Idid.
Yeah, I want to hear all aboutacl yeah, it was.

Javier (04:55):
I mean, this is my fourth time going and, uh, it
was, it's, you know, still holdsup.
I still have the anxiety beforethe anticipation of going,
because, because again you're inthere with a shitload of people
.

Tim (05:07):
Right, A lot of people.
I didn't realize it was goingto be quite that Dude.
It's fucking nuts.

Javier (05:12):
Yeah, yeah, it was insane Because you went for
OutKast and Childish and Eminem.

Chad (05:16):
I realized it was exactly 10 years ago, yeah, but yeah, it
was huge too.
But, like even with artiststhat I think were just fucking
killer, I don't remember itbeing as packed as it was with
the video that you showed me.

Tim (05:28):
Yeah, if you haven't, for those that are listening.
I wish I had had it set upwhere I could just pop the video
up for everybody to see.
But I don't look up on TikTok,just look up Chapel Roan, acl
weekend too.
Yeah, you can do weekend one,but weekend two is where we were
when we were there yeah and soI like to look at that and it's

(05:49):
absolutely insane do you see uhj boy's post on reddit yes
fucking jared padalecki yeahfrom uh supernatural yeah, so he
ran into him, oh he ran into.

Javier (05:59):
Oh, we also ran into j boy.

Tim (06:00):
Over there shout out j boy so he runs into, uh, the dude
from supernatural, and he gets apicture and he posts it because
he's like, oh, look at this andone of the comments on there.
Did you see one of the comments?
No, oh man.
So I know I said, I can smellthat picture yeah basically
someone said oh, he's so nice, Ilove it whenever he takes

(06:23):
pictures with make-a-wish kidsoh yeah, that was funny fuck me,
the internet is rough sometimesand um yeah, man, reddit can be
a place of roasting if I'm notmistaken, I'm pretty sure j boy
reposted the pic.

Chad (06:38):
J boy's mom reposted the.
Someone did like I saw onfacebook.
It's like look at my son, lookwho.
Facebook.
It's like look at my son, lookwho he met.
It's like, oh, so sweet.
Yeah, so proud of her boy.
I think I don't really know.
Did y'all run into Raphael?
I saw a ton of people there.
That was weekend one.
He was there weekend one.
Oh, okay, all right.

Javier (06:56):
He just reposted Leon and other people that he saw
over there and other people thathe saw over there.

Chad (07:02):
Yeah, I had a friend that was there at Weekend 1 too.
But there was a lot of peoplethere this year.

Javier (07:06):
Where we were, we saw Honda Stage, you could see
American Airlines and I couldsee Leon performing, which I
forgot who we were watching.
Oh, foster the People, I think.
Yeah, so it was Foster thePeople.

Chad (07:21):
He's here in a month.

Javier (07:23):
Foster the People.

Tim (07:25):
No no no, leon, it's crazy to think that Leon is.
It's not that he's talented,but I'm thinking he's playing
Dickies, yeah, and I rememberseeing him at Arts Goggle Right,
and I remember running into himwhenever he was still working
in the kitchens and stuff.
And I remember seeing him atShipping and Receiving.

Javier (07:47):
Oh, Abraham was with him too.
He was up on stage with him ohreally yeah, is that who?

Tim (07:49):
they brought.
Okay, yeah, because he's.
So.
I heard someone saying oh yeah,he brought someone out, but I
didn't know who he brought outand I was thinking the first
song was kirkabin or whateverokay oh no, that was uh.

Javier (07:56):
Leon came up for them to play texas sun.
Yeah, yeah, now you say thatband's name.
I think krugman krugman yeah, Ithink that's right yeah but,
interesting yeah well, I mean,they dress eccentric yeah so I
mean that's seemed pretty cool,but, um, every time I've gone,
it's been a great time.
Uh, we usually go do stuffafter, but this wasn't the case

(08:21):
this time.
We were just for one it one.
It was very dusty.
It was dust everywhere.

Chad (08:25):
I saw those masks and shit .
Yeah, you had to.

Tim (08:29):
And we were out in the sun from.

Chad (08:31):
The Texas sun.
Yeah, the Texas sun.

Tim (08:34):
It was like 98 degrees on Sunday.

Chad (08:38):
I didn't realize 98 degrees was going to be there.

Tim (08:40):
So they did this tour?

Chad (08:42):
Were they going to get back together?

Tim (08:44):
No, they just wanted to heat up the place.
Oh nice, they fucking heat thatshit up.

Chad (08:49):
They heat that place up.

Tim (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, you had to wear little clothes.

Chad (08:52):
Javier, you don't seem to get what we're saying.
We're talking about the boyband.
Yeah, I know, I fucking knowSing a song.

Javier (08:58):
Yeah.

Tim (09:07):
Okay, so this is what the guy said about J-Boy.
Oh, Jared is so sweet withthose Make-A-Wish kids.
Sorry, buddy J-Boy replies backand says bruh with two skulls.
And then there was someoneelse's LMAO from the top rope.

Javier (09:21):
Damn.
But he always gets kind of likewhenever he posts like roast me
and what somebody call him likeuh um discount mr beast or my
boy is just getting torn down.
Yeah, I mean, we met hisgirlfriend.
She's really lovely, a reallynice gal um man all around.
I'm really glad we ran into himand actually he texted me
asking me where we were.
This is after, I think, blink182 or foster the people, foster

(09:43):
the people.
And so he's like I'm here,where are you?
I told him where we werewalking to get food and he was
right in front of us, so it'sreally cool to run into him um
but no, it was great stuff.
Let me tell you about this.

Chad (09:56):
Let me tell you about this tell me about this fucking coat
that looks like it's made ofhuman hair.
Is that made of human hair?
How many brunettes did youmurder?

Javier (10:04):
it actually is to make this all the brunettes at acl I
may have taken a bit of theirhair.

Tim (10:09):
He's a holy shit.

Chad (10:10):
He's the brunette strangler at first I thought it
was fur, but now it just lookslike the murderer from zilker,
it's me but it's all men.
That's a lot of men's hair yeah, that's how I like it baby okay
, he gets it from everywhere.

Javier (10:23):
Tell us about the coat, not just top uh so last day,
before uh chaperone went onstage, I ran to um the golf lang
yeah I taught the creators uhlittle, uh merch booth.
He had um a bunch of gearshirts, hats, backpack.
By the way, you know my oldback black backpack that I used

(10:43):
to carry, the herschel one yeahI had to throw it away.
They, they took it.
They're like you can't bringthis in dude, you've had that
for like 12, 15 years.
Yeah, yeah, I remember I took itto anthony's bachelor party and
I bought it two years before.
12 years, 12 years, you boughtit.

Chad (10:57):
We went to the mall trying to find that back right before
europe.
Yeah, oh, fuck, really.
Yeah, I've never gone torichmond mall and like hopping
into like three or fourdifferent stores.
I'm like what the fuck even isherschel?
And now I've got like 10different herschel I forgot, I
completely forgot.

Javier (11:11):
So, um, so I was pretty pissed.
I I was hoping I'd get awaywith it because we were carrying
this, the, the chairs and thecups and whatever.
And uh, we were walking around.
Walking around and go to thegolf wing store.
I was gonna buy my brother amystery.
They had two sets of mysterybags, mystery tees, mystery tops
.
One was 55 for the mystery tees, 120 for the mystery tops, and

(11:33):
so I was like that's a coollooking backpack.
I'll get the backpack 60 bucksbest backpack I've ever had
really it has like sixcompartments, I feel like, and I
fit everything in there.
It's really cool.
Um, so I bought my brothersomething and then the next day
for chapel, I was like, can I go?
I want to.
Can I go buy something?
And she's like, yeah, okay,yeah, fine, whatever, go.

(11:54):
And um, I got the mystery top,two mystery tops, and I asked
the guy what's what's in them?
I was like, are they button-upsor polos?
He's like, well, they'reanything from like jackets to
hoodies to whatever, and youknow it's.
You know whatever it is, it is.
And so the guy tells the guy inthe back hey, bring it out,

(12:14):
bring a mystery top.
And so he goes over and he'slike which one is it?
He's like I think it's the onehe's like.
He's like because I guess theytore a little top.
Yeah.
And he's like, oh fuck, dude,can you open this?
I'm like what?
He's like, yeah, can you openit?
I'm like, oh, I mean, yeah,sure, I was like, is it really

(12:35):
good?
He's like, if I think it iswhat it is, it's going to be
good.
And I was like, well, I don'twant to haul this around the
rest of the fucking night.
I was like you got a bag thatyou can give me?
He's like, well, we got bags,but they're 40 bucks.
I was like bro man, I was likeI'll tell you what, maybe, but I

(12:55):
have to come back.
He's like if you open it, canyou come back and show me?
And I tore it a little morewhen we were sitting down for
chapel and I saw, you know,obviously, the human hair, human
hair Right.
And I was like I wanted to openit so bad.

Chad (13:10):
Yeah.

Javier (13:10):
And you know whatever.

Chad (13:11):
So to paint a picture.
If you opened it, it's nolonger in the bag.
It's no longer in the bag, Gotit?

Javier (13:16):
And this is like maybe a , it's a big bag.

Chad (13:18):
Right.

Javier (13:18):
Because it was a hoodie in this, okay, and it was folded
.
I'm with you it wasn't foldedin tight, and so when we got
back to the Airbnb which I thinkyou still got the video right
you recorded me opening it.

Tim (13:26):
Yeah, I got it.
I need to send it to you.

Javier (13:27):
And so we opened it.
I was like what the fuck isthis?
I knew it because whenever Isaw the material, I was like
it's got to be a coat, it's aright here.

Chad (13:45):
Just golf brand.

Javier (13:46):
Yeah, golf is a brand, well, golf link Golf link is
Tyler's.
Okay, gotcha, and so you know,if you put it on here, try to
put it on.

Chad (13:57):
I don't know if I want to Just try.

Javier (13:59):
It's extra large.
Obviously I'm an extra extralarge, but Obviously I'm an
extra extra large.
But it feels so fucking cozy,doesn't it?
Holy fuck, look at you.
You look like a fucking bear.

Chad (14:11):
You look like a goddamn ram bear, hit me with the
panther, tim Hit me with thepanther.

Tim (14:20):
Oh, hang on, let me kick that back up there.
You got it Come on.
That's my boy.
I think if you were wearingthat during that's actually
really comfortable, that is verycomfortable.

Chad (14:33):
I mean, it's hotter than shit.

Tim (14:35):
If you were wearing that during Tyler you would probably
get all the people that wererolling like just watching you
because they're just like I gotto touch it, you feel so.

Javier (14:45):
Just like I got to touch it, you feel so nice, I've got
to touch it.
So yeah, I got that during theshow, during after chapel or
before chapel.

Chad (14:53):
So let me ask you was it worth the money?

Javier (14:55):
Yeah, absolutely this, and the hoodie it came with it
was like a tour hoodie.
Yeah, yeah, I think so, $120.
I think Jesse looked it up inthe jacket.
This one retails for like 300bucks.

Tim (15:04):
Yeah, retails for like 300.
Second hand sales been likeit's not as much, but yeah, you
know, probably more than 120 orish.
Right, I think second hand hasbeen like around 200.
Damn.

Javier (15:15):
But my brother, he opened his mystery tee.
He got a tour shirt and theemployees are wearing this golf
shirt.
I loved it.
It just says golf and this islike kind of like Supreme, but
it says golf.
And it's, it's what he wearsand it's one of the big things.
And I was like, holy fuck, yougot a golf shirt, that's.
He's like well, here you wantit.
I'm like, dude, it's a mediumso I got your brother yeah and

(15:45):
so, um, that was really reallycool.
And you know, tyler, always hefucking killed, um I I was going
crazy.
At one point I was like I gottapiss.
I had to run and take a pissand but the the the side kind of
opened up a little and I ran inthere and I was getting closer,
just watching how to go back,obviously, and he didn't have to

(16:06):
, I didn't have to, but I, youknow, couldn't leave y'all alone
, but you're already gone, youleft, you had left yeah, okay,
so we got to talk about thelogistics of getting into acl,
okay all right.

Tim (16:18):
So where we stayed at, we were about two, two miles about
two miles maybe a little bitfurther.
I think it was like 2.3 joewalk yeah, well, so we started
off walking, yeah, and um, wewere like we're gonna walk down
there and it's all for the mostpart, downhill.
Yeah, and one of those littlepedal cab things or whatever
pedo cabs pedo, one of the pedocabs, diddy cabs, diddy cabs.

(16:39):
um, they would be riding up andthey're like hey, you want to
ride, take you down to the, thefestival.
Yeah, how much is it going tobe?
It's like, oh, depending onwhat time it was, if it was
early it'd be like about $20.
And then If it was a little bitlater in the afternoon, it's
going to be closer to like$30-ish or whatever.
And then whenever you wanted toleave, it was $150.
Yeah, I knew that shit wascoming, $150.

(17:00):
Now they've got all theselittle scooters that you could
rent and stuff the Lime scootersand all that, but they have
that whole area blocked offwhere you can't ride it into.
There.

Chad (17:10):
There's designated parking , but I was trying to get one
that someone had rode into thereto park but you can't ride it
out or something.
I can't imagine the servicebeing very good either with like
100,000 people there.

Javier (17:22):
It wasn't too bad, really.
No, it wasn't bad.
I was able to get on while wewaited.
I was able to get on tiktok andinstagram.

Tim (17:27):
I got that first net so I was like, oh yeah, true that
yeah you're lucky man, that'sgreat no problems, there I was
being, you know, naturaldisaster I could send.
I could send nudes that's whatit's there for baby.
I could spread my butt cheeks,um, yeah.
So the last night everybody wasjust like I, I can't, I don't
think I can walk, that I waslike, all right, yeah, I've

(17:49):
heard all the tyler, I've heardall the songs that I wanted to
hear.
I don't know what he closedwith.
What he closed with I don'tknow.

Javier (17:54):
We left two.
Two songs were left and we'relike, well, you left early and
then you left early too.
Yeah, I was hoping I wouldn't,leave, leave early.

Tim (17:59):
I was y'all finish out the thing and I was gonna get all
that stuff set up, but y'allwouldn't leave early.
I was y'all finish out thething and I was going to get all
that stuff set up, but y'alldidn't give me enough time.
Yeah, so here's, what happened.
So I left early and I was likeI'm just going to start walking
back and I'm going to try towalk and get one of those
scooters.
Well, I tried to reserve it.
As I got closer I couldn'treserve it.

(18:25):
But the and ended up walking theentire perimeter of the park
and then started walking and I'mlike trying to make the
reservation.
So then I text them.
I was like, hey, I can't makethat reservation, blah, blah,
blah, they won't.
Let me pick it up.
Like, oh well, we'll wait foryou at the corner.
We're ahead of you.
And I'm like, how are you aheadof me?
Because I thought they weresticking around.
You know, going to watch therest, right?
So they're in front of me.
So I catch up to them.
And you know, the girls arejust like yeah, you know I can't

(18:47):
do this.
And Jesse's like if I had known, then I would have just spent
the money.
Blah, blah, blah, I was like$150, that's kind of ridiculous.
Mm-hmm.
Like I know it's of money, so,and that would just been for two
of us.
Right so we're talking oh shit,we're talking.
$300 for the four of us.

(19:08):
Yeah, 300 doll hairs andactually that coat has got way
more.
We got like a million dollars.
We could have paid with thecoat, if I'm being real.

Chad (19:17):
There's so many doll hairs on that coat.

Tim (19:26):
So I'm like all right, I'm just just gonna huff it.
You'd be proud of me, dude I.
I don't know what's happened,but man, I just went and I was
gone.

Chad (19:29):
What do you mean?
I just started huffing.

Tim (19:30):
I was like I started walking what is huffing?
It like I started going huffingit no no I was.
I was huffing, so you see, youwere out of breath.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm sayingI'm gonna going to huff it.
You're listening to the FunkyPanther with Chad, Tim and
Javier.
No, so I just took off.

(19:57):
I just took off, you just ran.
No, I was walking at a reallyfast pace.
Okay With the group.
No, ahead of them, I just leftthem behind.
I was like I'm going to go.

Javier (20:03):
I was looking it up.
I was walking like at a reallyfast pace.
Okay, with the group, no aheadof them, I just left them behind
.

Tim (20:05):
I was like I'm going to go.
I was like, looking it up, Iwas like there's a scooter
halfway up the hill, abouthalfway up to the to the house.
I'm just going to go up there.

Chad (20:18):
I'm going to grab that scooter so that I can shoot up
to the house.

Javier (20:21):
Grab the car grabfers but they were level on the
ground, not like up a hill.
Yeah, yeah.

Tim (20:26):
So that's what I did.
I just booked it and, I mean,got up there, grabbed the
scooter, grabbed the car,grabbed the car, grabbed them
and said, hey, I'm on my waywith the car.
I thought they were just goingto stop, but they kept walking.

Chad (20:38):
So, they were basically at the house by the time you left.
No, they were basically at thehouse.

Tim (20:41):
you like, drive backwards on the driveway, hey I came to
pick you up no, I mean we had to, I had to make you know, go
down, you know a few blocks andpick them up and yeah come back.
So but yeah, it was um dude 150dollars yeah, that's crazy,
that is nuts.
It was funny like itprogressively it progressively
got more expensive, like itstarted off at like, like, like

(21:02):
I said, like 20, 15, 20 bucks inthe morning and then just up
from there, the, the wildestthing though I think they make
it.

Chad (21:09):
Though they make it, someone's gonna pay it.
You know, like someone's gonnapay the money to.
Yeah, I mean, they wouldn'tcharge that amount if they
weren't oh I know, paid people,people pay.

Tim (21:20):
And that's what's funny.
It's like I remember tammy thefirst time.
They're like like yeah, $150.

Javier (21:24):
And she's like you've got to be kidding me.
You're out of your fucking mindif I'm going to pay that money,
yeah.

Tim (21:29):
But you're right, people pay, yeah.
The craziest thing, though, wasthe Chapel fans on Saturday,
sunday, sunday, sunday, yeah,sunday.
They got there before the gateseven opened, and when the gates
opened, they ran to the stage.
The chapel is going to be atsix to eight hours later to set

(21:51):
up at barricade, holy shit, andhere's my issue with that.
Fuck all the other artists thatare going to be there, right,
that have fans that want to comeand be there.
No, chapel's fans which I'm notsaying all their fan base is
like this, but the ones that are, they're not.

Javier (22:09):
I don't like them.
No, they're not.
They're not festival people.
Yeah, there was a picture.
There was a picture I saw ofsomebody that had a tarp out.
It had to be maybe.
I want to say 10 by 10 oh yeah,with all the chairs with all
the chairs around it, nobodysitting in them, and they were
like saving the spot.

Chad (22:26):
Oh, fuck that.

Javier (22:26):
Like what they, and so I think what they need to start
doing is they need to just havepeople like say hey, you're
going to be here for this guy,we're going to clear it out as
soon as he's over and thenwhoever wants to come see him,
y'all can come back.
But it was pretty fucked upbecause they were blocking.

Tim (22:49):
I think at one point they were blocking, like the bathroom
side, and well, I mean it'sfucked up because, like all the
other artists leading up to it,and it's not chapel's fault,
she's, she's, she's a great,fantastic showman.
She put on a great look, I was.

Javier (22:55):
I did not want to see her.
I was like against, I was likeman, fuck chapel roan because
the fan base.
Well, that yeah pretty muchokay because, like I mean, you
obviously can spot them out.
They got their pink hat andthey're wearing pink and they're
wearing boots.

Tim (23:09):
I mean, and I didn't hate all of them, it was the ones
that specifically ran up thereand took up space for other
artists.
That's the thing it's like.
I just felt bad for the peoplethat wanted to see the artists
that came on before her.
Yeah, that wanted to see theartists that came on before her
because they could not get close.
And here's where it gets reallygross.
So these people are literallynot giving up their spot and

(23:30):
they're sitting out there forsix to 10 hours.
Where are they peeing?

Chad (23:37):
On the tarp, on the ground .

Tim (23:39):
They're just taking pisses on the ground.
That can't be true.

Javier (23:41):
No, it is true, people were saying on Reddit and they
were I mean, obviously it's athing, right.
So they had box water, hot boxwater, ready for people Like,
hey, you need to hydrate,hydrate, hydrate.
Which, by the way, every artistthere, pretty much for the most
part, were saying hey, hydrate,drink water.
I know you all want to getfucked up up, drink some water
too.
And I'm like, yeah, bitch, andI'm like fucking pounding beers

(24:03):
and shit and um and then youdied, and then I died, and they
had to resuscitate me, ohdualipa oh my fucking, but it's.

Tim (24:12):
It's so fucked up, though, like that whole, that whole
thing yeah and so people aresaying next time you see that,
which you will see it.
If you see a girl that'ssquatting to to just piss out
there, push your shoulders down,make her sit in it and then
disappear in the crowd.
Jesus christ and I was like wow, that's uh, that's pretty rough
so I don't understand when andand.

Chad (24:34):
This is gonna be just fuck me, right.
Uh, so you know, if this everhits the tiktok or whatever,
people are gonna roast me, butwhen the fuck did chaperone
become such a big fuck?
Where have you been, sir?
I'm like I understand, like themusic's great.

Javier (24:47):
I know one song well last year, it was last year,
yeah, pink pony, or umadventures of a midwest princess
or something like that.

Tim (24:55):
Yeah the name of the album.

Chad (24:56):
I believe so but to have like a fan base like that dude,
I mean it's like taylor swifttype fan base, but like within
the year yeah, that's crazy.
I would say within the last uh,good for her the last six
months but to see the crowd thatwas there for her and how much
like shit I've heard aboutpeople just going acl for her.
It's just wild like how quickly, even within a year, that

(25:18):
you're able to pick up that bigof a fan base.
Like shout out to her, that'sfucking legit.

Javier (25:22):
Yeah, that's crazy but like she had to cancel like a
show because of um the mtv vmasyeah like people were kind of
pissed with that.
They were like, oh well, I paidall this money to see which
also, by the way, she wassupposed to perform on saturday,
and she ended up just doingsunday, like she moved sunday
because he had to accommodateher to put her on a bigger stage

(25:44):
right and people were pissedoff because they bought didn't
leslie buy a saturday ticket orsomething like that?

Chad (25:49):
no, no, um, someone did her co-worker um tara tara.
Okay, tara bought it and thenshe moved, but it was because
the bigger stage situation rightyeah so I just want to say
there's a lot of, there's a lotof kids that like chapel.

Tim (26:05):
You know they've got hot to go and that's a you know it's a
catchy song oh, chris rock wasdancing to it.

Javier (26:10):
Yeah, chris rock was there.
Yeah, oh, so many actors werethere.

Tim (26:13):
A lot of actors.
There's a lot of actors, okay.
Well, what was funny is she'steaching the dance and she looks
over and she's like who are thepeople that are in the house
over there?
Oh, that, that's the artist.
The artist.

Javier (26:24):
Artist lounge.

Tim (26:25):
That's all the celebrities are.

Javier (26:27):
And they weren't doing any of it.

Tim (26:29):
She was like y'all are freaks for not doing it.
It just called him out.
It was funny.
But here's what got me is likeall the kids that love this,
right, yeah, and there's parentsout there that have heard like
hot to go and things like that.

Chad (26:40):
But but kids.

Tim (26:41):
But sometimes it's raunchy oh, yes, so, but kids get, you
know they'll, they'll get onyoutube and listen to it, and
maybe the parents don't know.
And so the parents were like,yeah, I like some of the artists
, but you want to see chapel, sowe're going to bring the kids
out.
And it was crazy to see kids.
I'm talking, like you know,eight, nine, ten, eleven year
olds doing eight balls screaminghang

(27:02):
on screaming the lyrics that.
I'm gonna read the chorus tothis song I always eat me out.
Knee deep in the passenger seatand you're eating me out.
Is it casual?
Now there's something to besaid about little kids screaming
that that just makes youuncomfortable, dude, come on.
We were kids singing, like yougot it better, like you know

(27:23):
usher song you want to fuck melike an animal.

Chad (27:25):
Yeah, yeah, I know it's a little bit different, though,
when you're doing it under thecloak of your parents, not
knowing really you know, whenyour parents are there.
But then when your?
Parents are there and you'rejust screaming At the fucking
festival, but you don't, butthat phrase right there.

Tim (27:37):
kids don't understand that.
Like little kids, little kids,yeah, probably not.
And I'm talking about.
There were little kids thatwere singing this and I'm just
like oh, that's crazy.

Chad (27:51):
But to your point, we probably sang things that were
raunchy from like 80s, 90s music, that kind of thing that we
didn't know, sure.
And then you listen back to itand you're like fuck like baby
got back.

Tim (28:01):
Did you really knew, know what the fucking my anaconda
don't want none, unless she gotbuns that's right.

Chad (28:07):
I mean the movie anaconda was recent at that point.

Tim (28:09):
It was like three years later, four years later I'm just
, I'm just saying like, as I'vegotten, as I've gotten older
yeah you, you, you then realizelike this is uncomfortable.
Yeah, I get it.
And the other thing that wasuncomfortable was so I I went to
that Mexican OT set which, oh,what's his name?
Was over there, the comedian.

Javier (28:30):
Ralph Barboza.

Tim (28:30):
Ralph Barboza, it was in the crowd.
Yeah, he crowdsourced.
I was almost close enough toBecause.

Javier (28:36):
I was like looking at the videos and I'm like, is that
Ralph Barboza?

Tim (28:41):
He's fucking shirtless.
Yeah, it was so.
First off, mexican ot brought alittle kid up on the stage
because the little kid was beingheld up by his dad and he did
the whole like grinning, youknow yeah and so he brought him
up on stage, and so this kidlike hung out on stage the
entire time repping his cowboysjersey even though they fucking
sucked ass that oh yeah, but itwas fucking cool.

Chad (29:00):
You don't have to watch it .

Tim (29:01):
So that Mexican OT dude, solid guy man, he's a, he's a,
he's a good performer, he's agreat performer.
But what was crazy?
So I'm standing there in thecrowd and these girls walk in
and like it's festivals, you seethem with, you know, like
wearing next kind of young, andthen one of them turned around.

(29:23):
I'm like you have a face of a14 year old and what are you
fucking wearing right?
and so now I'm in, like I'm noteven a dad, but I'm in dad mode
at this point yeah and I'mstanding there like I'm keeping
them like pretty close to whereI'm at, because I'm watching all
the people around in the crowd,because I'm like I don't know
if they quite know like whowe're here to see, and you know,

(29:45):
it might generate some peoplethat are not the greatest people
sometimes and guys can bepretty disgusting, you know, and
depraved.
And so I'm like standing therelike making sure nothing,
nothing bad's gonna happen yeahand about halfway through the
set nothing bad happened, but Icould tell they were getting
uncomfortable with just like youknow, know the lyrics and stuff
like that.
And they turned around and shehad just had this look on her

(30:07):
face and she wanted out of thecrowd.
So like I stepped aside youknow, helped him get out or
whatever, but it was just one ofthose things like you're like I
know you're probably justsneaking out and your parents
have no idea what you're wearing.
But also, how did you affordthe 300 something dollars a
ticket?

Javier (30:21):
Oh, the $300-something dollars a ticket oh, they got
money man.

Chad (30:23):
Oh yeah, people got money over there, so maybe.
So I went to ACL 10 years ago,right, I guess I was 27, 28,
something like that, and I don'tremember there being that many
kids Like maybe I was just likedrunk or young and not noticing
it, but I don't remember therebeing a ton of kids, so there
were a ton of teenagers.
Chad.

(30:45):
So there were a ton ofteenagers, Chad.
You were just young and dumband full of cum buddy.

Javier (30:49):
I wish you wouldn't have said that.

Tim (30:50):
I feel uncomfortable.
I mean, weren't you, though?
He's not wrong.
Anyways, there was a bunch ofteenagers there.

AI (30:57):
There was a bunch of teenagers.

Javier (30:58):
There were.

Tim (30:59):
And throughout the whole ACL Fest Reddit there's people
talking about how they kind ofruined it.
They kind of ruined it.
They kind of ruined, ruinedeverything because just the way
they acted concert etiquette.

Chad (31:09):
They I feel like a festival should be an 18 and up
type situation fucking droppingthe dj laz.

Javier (31:16):
Christy, fucking dj laz, all right.

Chad (31:20):
So I want to know I want to know something important.

Javier (31:22):
Yeah.

Chad (31:23):
From each one of you, the top three artists, like the best
performance of ACL.

Tim (31:30):
The best performance for ACL.
Top three, top three.
From you so Blink 182.
Okay, hands down 100%.
They were number one for me.
Man, it's a toss-up betweenFoster, the People and Chapel
Roan.
I didn't realize Foster was inthere.
I'm going to lean towardsFoster because I was actually
close enough to see them.

Javier (31:51):
Can I guess your third?
Guess, my third, teddy Swims no.

Tim (31:56):
Teddy Swims was fantastic.

Chad (31:57):
That's fucking great dude, that's fucking great.

Tim (31:59):
Teddy Swims was great you mean bigger Cody Wells.
Yeah, bigger was great.
Um, you mean bigger cody wells?
Yeah, bigger.

Javier (32:09):
Uh, I think my favorite I think the top performer was
probably jungle jungle, and I'mnot even like a.

Tim (32:13):
I'm not a fan like jungle's great they're good, it's not my
, it's not my music, but theywere.
They were great.

Chad (32:20):
They were absolutely um delightful I enjoyed them, did
not realize foster the peoplethat were there, yeah, they're
great, especially live, sothey're great so blink and
foster played like pretty muchnothing but hits like yeah blink
, blink, of course, did alltheir hits, and then, uh, but
foster, just I mean, and then ofcourse they closed out with
pumped up kicks.

Tim (32:39):
Yeah, yeah, I felt like you had kind of had top three.

Javier (32:44):
Blink, Jungle and Fuckaroo Dude.
It has to be either Teddy Swimsor Tyler.

AI (32:56):
Teddy Swims, I was excited about Tyler.

Javier (32:59):
Tyler was.
This is no particular order,but Blink put on a great fucking
show.

Tim (33:04):
It was fan, fucking tested, had their banter like they
always do.
Tyler, though, I would say forpure stage performance and
production.
His was cool.
He was up on like a.
It looked like he was on theGrand Canyon.

Javier (33:21):
It looked like remember that one Kanye show where he was
on a mountain.

Tim (33:24):
Yeah, yeah.

Chad (33:25):
Same shit yeah.

Javier (33:26):
Same shit, yeah, same shit.

Chad (33:27):
Huh, you know, I've still never seen Blink-182 live.

Javier (33:31):
That was my first time and holy fuck, that was perfect.

Tim (33:35):
That was my third time.
It could not yeah.

Javier (33:36):
This was their last show right for their American tour.
Yeah, they blew me out of thewater.

Tim (33:42):
Ew, they blew me in the water too.
So my issue with Blink is theticket pricing now.
Oh yeah, because I mean to seehim at Dickies.
It had been like close to $200a seat and that was in like the
nosebleeds.
Is that resale or initial?
price See that's the deal.
It was resale and I don't knowwhat the initial price was.
It was still expensive.
Yeah, resale, and I don't knowwhat the initial price was.

(34:10):
It was still expensive, yeah,but I paid like 300 some change
for general admission ticketsfor ACL, so I got to see
Blink-182, foster the People.

Javier (34:15):
Tire of the Creator, teddy Swims, jungle Fucking Nora
Jones, nora.

Tim (34:17):
Jones fucking killed bro.
That was the first artist wesaw when we got there.

AI (34:20):
We walked in and she was playing it.

Tim (34:25):
And let me just tell you you, she's still fucking hot,
and she still sounds great likeit was, like I stepped back into
like the late 90s, early 2000sand I just sat in my chair and
just kind of don't know why Ididn't.

Chad (34:36):
Is that her right?
No, yeah it is, I don't knowwhy I didn't go, yeah, yeah, I'm
trying to think of like allright, yeah, yeah but she was at
bucky's earlier in the day.

Javier (34:44):
I was wondering was she at bucky's the same time we were
?

Tim (34:47):
I wonder might have been probably, but yeah, she was, she
was fucking great, yeah, um, soyeah, I I look at like, yeah,
sure, I spent 300 and somethingdollars a ticket, but I got to
see just seeing them like norjust seeing, nor jones wait, you
spent 300 something.

Chad (35:03):
I take it's 300 something, so you spent 750 a ticket.
Well, no, no, no, no, becauseI'm me and tammy's, oh, yeah,
yeah yeah, it was about.

Tim (35:10):
Yeah, it was about 700 and something dollars after
everything for two tickets okay,and that's not vip.

Chad (35:14):
I was like did you do vip?
Like no, we're not with eachother 750 was ga plus, it wasn't
even vip, vip was 1600 did youhave a ga plus.

Tim (35:23):
No, we got GA.

Javier (35:24):
Because whenever I did VIP, that was about $1,400.
What was it?
You did VIP one time.
Yeah, it was the last time Iwent in 2019.
It was $1,400.

Tim (35:36):
If you want to get a suite or whatever it's like $30,000.
A bungalow it comes with like10 tickets, I think, and all you
can eat, all you can drink.

Chad (35:48):
I mean, I want to break down the math that might not be
that bad.

Javier (35:50):
So look okay, no, it's 30 grand, but came with, like I
think, 30 tickets.
So when you think about it?

Tim (35:56):
Was it 30 tickets?
30 tickets?

Javier (35:58):
Oh, because it was seating for 30.

Chad (36:00):
30 grand so it's easy to get 30 people.

Javier (36:02):
That's worth it.
I mean absolutely.

Chad (36:03):
Because you're sitting on top and it comes with food and
alcohol.

Javier (36:05):
Yeah, you get VIP service.
You are taken.

Tim (36:08):
They've curated menus.

Javier (36:10):
They've curated menus.
They take you in a golf cart tothe different stages, and then
you can actually go side stage.

Chad (36:18):
Dude, we can easily get 30 people to do that.
Yeah, I know Everybody.

Javier (36:20):
I know Everybody's married with kids Christy and
Hervey we can get 30 people, Ithink so.

Chad (36:26):
See, that is something I would pay money for, because
financially that seemsresponsible, dude.

Tim (36:33):
It does.
None of it seems responsible.

Javier (36:35):
Dude, it was great.
I'm telling you the experiencesI mean.

Tim (36:38):
After Chapel, we're going to talk about how best of we put
the TCL in $36 Tijuana TijuanaCity Limits coming in from G it
was $36 in Tijuana, damn man forthree days all right.

Chad (36:52):
Now three worst three worst.

Javier (36:55):
Some of the people that were there were just pricks or
let down artists, artists no, itwas all.

Tim (37:01):
Every we saw everyone we want to watch.
All the ones were hype likeevery single great dude.
No one was a letdown no, not asingle artist that I saw while
either walking by or whatever,was a letdown nice if we get I
will say this real quick back tothe bungalow.

Javier (37:14):
If we do get 30 people to go, then I would love to just
do the bungalow.

Chad (37:20):
Do that, I'm down I'm telling you ahead of time.
I definitely want to see who'sthere.
Even if I don't absolutely lovethe lineup, I feel like a
thousand dollars is worth doinga situation like that, like
that's a that's a cool vacationyeah, that is a vacation yeah,
that'd be

Tim (37:34):
wild.
It'd be a lot less stressful asgeneral mission, general
missions like um.
It's like the hunger gamesreally it is.

Javier (37:40):
It is everybody all stanking and just trying to.

Tim (37:44):
I will say that it didn't smell as bad as I was expecting.

Javier (37:47):
No, after Chapel I was expecting.
Honestly, from looking at theview it looked crazy but being
there I was like, okay, I gotspace here, I got space around.

Tim (37:57):
Yeah, you weren't like shoulder to shoulder.
I mean, I imagine if you wereup front it was shoulder to
shoulder.

Chad (38:05):
That's what I ended up doing for um eminem and pearl
jam, because they were like thelast two of the night, yeah,
that one time.
But I was like that's fine, I'mgonna get way far, like I don't
want to deal with peoplebecause it's the end of the
night, and I still got a hell ofa show and it was still good
audio.
You know what I mean?

Javier (38:16):
yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what though.
It was worth it, though,because I got a nice view of
some ass and titties over there.

Chad (38:21):
You know what I'm saying well, I mean we do, because you
literally said exactly whatyou're saying, yes, like there
was no it was fantastic.

Javier (38:29):
It was fantastic I was, I was.
I was feeling kind of weird atfirst.

Tim (38:33):
I was like I'm right here so explain to me when this
happened this happened afterbecause I was, I got lost you
got lost.

Javier (38:41):
You and jesse got lost yeah, uh, that's a whole.

Tim (38:44):
oh, timmy went to the bathroom.

Chad (38:45):
I was watching.

Javier (38:46):
Dom Dala.
It was between-.

Chad (38:48):
Ass and Titty story time at ACO.
Yeah, okay.

Javier (38:50):
It was between Chapel and Tyler.
Dom Dala was playing.
I was watching Dom Dala and infront of me there was a couple
in front of me and they weredancing to the music and they
were making out and they weregetting pretty frisky.
And then he started takingpictures of her and then started
pulling titties out.

(39:13):
And then started bending overand doing all these cool-ass
poses what kind of cool-assposes.
It was some cool-ass poses dog.
She was looking real tight.
I was just saying, but it wasreally fun, but it was cool,
that was it it was stuff I saw.

Tim (39:26):
I saw a devil and she was dressed as the devil.
She was in fishnets, in a thongand with devil horns.
Nice, I did see that.
Um you know, uh, austin, austinallows you to freely go topless
, male or female really, yeah, Ididn't know, yeah, and I was
actually surprised I didn't seeas many topless people out there

(39:47):
.

Javier (39:47):
I did see one with pasties.
Yeah, I saw one whenever wewere getting in and um outside
that.

Tim (39:52):
I did read in the um, and had I known this I would have.
Just well, it's not like youcould have teleported there, but
uh, at one point, I guess theuh, the entrance that we like to
go through not the mainentrance, the side entrance yeah
was unmanned for a certainamount of time.
Oh shit, and people just got in.
Yeah, wow, I don't know whatday that was, it was like

(40:14):
Saturday, I think.
Oh, I think the best thingabout ACL, though, like what
they're doing they had waterstations.

Chad (40:23):
Yeah.

Tim (40:25):
So I love a place that I love, a festival that has water
stations and Fort Worth isstarting to do that more
depending on the size of thecrowd determines that they're
going to have water stations ornot.
But a lot of the big festivalsnow that we have in Fort Worth
at Panther Island, are havingthese water stations set up.
Tacos and tequila did not.
At Panther Island are havingthese water stations set up.
Tacos and tequila did not andthey had people passing out left

(40:47):
and right because it was.
You could either get a bottleof water or a tequila flight or
whatever for the same price.

Chad (40:54):
I mean you're going to go with tequila every time.

Tim (40:56):
Well, yeah.
Yeah.

Chad (40:58):
I think that legally they should have to give out free
water.
It seems like it's more of alike an issue for them when
people pass out you know what Imean like that's and that
doesn't look good, like it's badpr when people die now give out
free water.

Tim (41:14):
I did find out um through someone that works for, uh, the
ems service down there.
They had over the two weekendsthey had 80 000 patient contacts
, 80 000 holy shit, they touchedat least 80 000 people and
provided some sort of medicalcare.

Chad (41:32):
That's insane were they just like going through the
crowd and giving peopleband-aids?

Tim (41:36):
no, because that seems like people come up, that's that's.

Chad (41:38):
It wouldn't like 100 000 per weekend.
That's like almost half of thepeople that were there.
Right, that's a lot.

Javier (41:46):
Somebody posted on Reddit.
If there was a time forchecking on overcrowding or
overselling of tickets, theyshowed the chapel.
If you look at everything, itwas more than half.

Tim (42:00):
It looked like the entire park did.

Javier (42:02):
It was more than half.
It looked like the entire parkwas dead and it was just crazy.
And again it was kind of likethat in 2019 with Lizzo and
Billie Eilish.
Same situation.
They were in smaller, they wereat the Honda stage.
Billie was at the Honda stage.

Tim (42:13):
God, I would have loved to have seen Billie at the Honda
stage.
Great fucking performer.
Billie Eilish is a greatfucking performer, but the other
stage because I was smack dabin the middle watching billy and
then lizzo came on and thatshit was just insane and yeah, I
again I feel bad for the otherbecause there was another artist

(42:33):
that was playing.
I thought, because you knowthey, they split the main stages
the honda stage and theamerican express stage yeah so
they're playing, people areplaying at the same time on
those stages oh, and tito's.

Javier (42:42):
The tito stage is like kind of nearby also, so nobody
nobody.

Tim (42:48):
I say nobody.
There was people at the at thehonda stage seeing them, but um
pretty lights no, no, no, uh,for during chapels oh and I'm
not sure who was at chapels.
I can't remember who was on theother side, but they had a hard
time getting people to acceptthat spot because I mean, I get
it Because people were cancelingday of.

Javier (43:08):
These were like two artists that didn't show up
Steven Sanchez didn't show up,but he was earlier in the day
and someone else.

Tim (43:14):
Yeah, there was people that were complaining.
They were like I just want tosee Steven Sanchez, and then I
found out that he didn't show up.

Javier (43:20):
I will say this didn't, you know, didn't show up.
I will say this I the one thing.
I don't know who he is.
I was glad we saw everybody.
Jungle didn't have any othershows come through.
Eric vickers, from down and out, was at their show on sunday in
dallas, so I bought tickets foracl to watch jungle.
that was.
We fell in love with junglelike a couple months ago, and we
were like, where can we seethese guys?
And no one, it was just acl.

(43:42):
And we're like, well, maybethey have here in Dallas between
weeks Nothing.
And so we're there and beforewe see them I see a post that
they're like, oh, we're going tobe in Dallas on Sunday.
I'm like, oh you motherfuckers.
Same with Foster the People.
Foster the People hadn't touredin a long time.

Tim (43:59):
And same situation time and um same situation.
They announced a tour that day.
We were watching them at acl.
I want to know so.
So they are doing a tour?
They're doing, they're comingback to texas.

Javier (44:09):
They're coming to dallas .
They're coming to house ofblues okay, cool, I will.

Tim (44:12):
I will 100 get tickets for that.

Javier (44:13):
I hope they play uh mind over matter.
That's a good one that's great.
It's not.
That's a great one it's noteven positive.

Tim (44:21):
It's a young the giant.
Yeah, that's a great one.
So but's not, that's a greatone.

Javier (44:23):
It's not even positive people, it's Young the Giant.
Yeah, that's a great one.
Oh, and I bought tickets Likesame situation On Thursday.
I bought tickets for mybirthday to go watch Fatboy Slim
Because I've never seen FatboySlim.
I've always wanted to seeFatboy Slim and he's playing in
Dallas and I'm going, andJamiroquai, I think, has an
anniversary for his album.
Yeah, and I hope he announces atour because I'm going to go

(44:45):
watch Jamiroquai.

Tim (44:46):
I will too, yeah.
So it's too many shows man, Toomany good fucking artists.
Can we just take a second for?

Javier (44:52):
Titties yes.

Tim (44:53):
Titties Great shit, love you, but both right.

AI (45:05):
yeah, I remember middle school high, like early high
school, whatever, um watchingjameriqua's virtual insanity
music video video.

Tim (45:08):
Yeah, and thought that was like one of the coolest fucking
music videos yeah and fell inlove with that style of like
just jazz yeah, it's a like acidjazz.

Javier (45:17):
Yeah, yeah, god damn so good and then Fatboy Slim.

Tim (45:22):
What was that?
What was the one?

Javier (45:27):
They had one music video that was I can't remember, is
it a Nothing else for me to dobut dance.

Tim (45:31):
Yes.

Javier (45:32):
Can't heat.
Got can't heat in my heelstonight, baby.

Tim (45:36):
I remember hearing that for the first time.

Javier (45:39):
Was it during Napoleon Dynamite?
Because I think that was thesong.
It was.

Tim (45:50):
It was.
Was it during napoleon dynamite?
Because I think that was a song.
It was it was, but fell in lovewith it like I.
I'm.

Javier (45:53):
I'm here for these bands um that are now coming back and
doing these tours.
So coldplay is doing their,their tour.
I'm sure they're gonna announcehere.
I haven't announced alice andel paso was announced, but not
dallas yeah, I don't thinkthey're coming.

Chad (46:01):
They're gonna.
They're gonna come to to Dallas.
No, I think it's going to be ElPaso.
Y'all want to go to El Paso,because I'm down.

Javier (46:06):
I mean I kind of from whenever me and Tammy went to El
Paso.

Tim (46:08):
I kind of want to go to El Paso El.

Javier (46:10):
Paso not bad.
We found a great coffee spotover there.

Tim (46:13):
Hop over to Juarez.
Yeah, see a donkey show.

Javier (46:15):
It's about the same.
Oh, I think Sammy was gettingmad because I was doing this.
You know, I think, who was thatMexican OT was performing?

Chad (46:30):
Yeah, el Paso's got those tacos that everyone talks about.
That I've been wanting foreverand I've never had them.
Culo tacos no, they're likethese sauced.
I think they're like rolledtacos, almost like enchiladas,
but they're not.
I don't know, I've neveractually had.

Tim (46:44):
They call those tapatios, and then you get them with the
those are divorciados.
Divorciados.

Javier (46:48):
Clotas divorciados, god damn.

Tim (46:51):
I'm hungry, dua Lipa.
So we oh my fucking god so wewatched.

Javier (46:55):
Oh, dua Lipa dude.
So we caught a little bit ofPretty Lights.

Tim (46:58):
Which Dude, I actually really like Pretty Lights.
You should listen to them.
It's a DJ set with a band, witha full band.
Okay, so we caught a little bitof that.
I really enjoyed that.
I could have just sat there.
It was a whole vibe, but Javierwas chopping it up.

Javier (47:13):
I was like I got to go see Dua.

Tim (47:14):
Lipa.
So we went over there and sawDua Lipa and we caught the last
bit of her set in man there wasan article the next day
fantastic, there was an articlethe next day.

Javier (47:23):
It said um girlfriends watch their boyfriends fall in
love with Dua Lipa in real timeand she brought out she was.
It was Texas OU weekend so shewore a Texas uh jersey.
Oh my god, dua Lipa, dude fromthe chat.

Chad (47:38):
It is Chico's Tacos, and so this is what they look like
El Paso, sorry, it's like this.

Javier (47:44):
Oh, those are like algadas, Almost like in Mexico.
They got oh yeah.

Tim (47:51):
So you can get those at Taco Casa, they call it a
Churrito Chilada.
Yeah, chilada.

Javier (48:00):
Yeah, but I want to go to El Paso.

Chad (48:03):
So you know, might as well New York City, Maybe we'll see,
you know Khalid there.
Who.

Tim (48:08):
Khalid DJ Khaled.
No the singer.

Chad (48:12):
Khalid Khalid.

Tim (48:13):
For what?
I don't know who you're talkingabout he's from El Paso.

Chad (48:16):
Oh, he is, you're right.

Javier (48:17):
Yeah, I don't know, I completely forgot.
Dua Lipa is so fun.
I saw her in Dallas.
She's amazing, she.
I'm telling you, like Dua Lipa,she's not great at dancing,
she's great at dancing.
You take that back, sir.

Tim (48:31):
No, there were people making fun of her dances.

Javier (48:34):
I loved.
I think I was bugging Tammy toomuch about talking about Dua
Lipa.

Tim (48:38):
Yeah, I think you probably were.

Javier (48:39):
Yeah, and I showed her the article.
I was like it was good, thoughshe was fantastic, what?
Is this, I know Khaled oh.
Yeah, maybe we would see him.

Chad (48:51):
Yeah, he's from El Paso, so you know we'd see him at the
Gold Play concert obviously Atthe drive-in.

Javier (48:54):
Yeah, I haven't heard about it At the drive-in.

Chad (48:57):
Also Southwest flies for free.

Javier (48:58):
Mars Volta and Miguel.
I didn't know.
Miguel was from El Paso.

Chad (49:02):
I didn't realize Mars Volta was I was listening to
Mars Volta earlier.
I'm on my back to my like hardmusic October.

Tim (49:10):
The playlist that I made last year?

Chad (49:12):
I don't know.
I said it to everybody.

Tim (49:13):
Does it make you hard?
What kind of it's?

Chad (49:16):
dark.
I call it dark and hard, so itmakes me dark and hard.

Tim (49:20):
This is uh attempt to make a uh uh.
What's it called um nickel cityspooky yeah, I will say mine's
better.

Chad (49:28):
Theirs is great, but mine's better.
Okay, absolutely.
But yeah, mars waltz is onthere oh, so good.

Tim (49:34):
That's how you say about all your playlists yeah, but
they're all so good have youdiscovered?
I want to ask you this have youdiscovered the um, the ability
to now take over, uh, the musicon Apple Music in a car whenever
you're riding, like doing likea road trip?

Chad (49:49):
Yeah, so I've not really fucked with that much, but I did
notice it on a road triprecently.
It came up with a QR code orsomething.

Tim (49:55):
I let Javier do it.
How was it Not this time?
But we did it.
State Fair yes, going to StateFair.

Javier (50:00):
Yeah, I think I played like 2004 alternative hits.

Tim (50:04):
He played what's Up or what's New, what's New.

Javier (50:07):
It's the entire time.
It's the entire time.
Wah.

Tim (50:11):
Jesse threw herself out the car.
That's why I haven't seen her.

Chad (50:13):
Oh, it has been a while since I've seen Jessie.
I saw her in pictures on ACL.
She was not there.
That was her.
That was a.
That was a imposter, someoneyou paid for.
It was one of those umcardboard cutouts.
So so, talking about festivals,right, are we going to go to
shacks base all-stars?
I am, I got tickets.
Are you boys going?
we've been talking about goingit's in, it's in a month.
Yeah, it's the day after leonbridges, so I'm going to leon on

(50:36):
friday and then shacks onsaturday I think my nephew's
birthday is on the 7th noweekend after oh okay good, you
can't make an excuse, isn't yourmom's?

Javier (50:46):
birthday, my mom's birthday again.
Happy birthday, mom.
Oh yeah, the mars also is goingto be.
Uh, opening for deftones oh,that'd be a hell of a and I was
told uh, I was told I need tosee deftones.

Tim (50:58):
Uh, not by christy but by multiple other people I want to
see deftones before chino drinkshimself to death.

Chad (51:03):
I saw Deftones at the same .

Javier (51:05):
Oh, at the ACL they were at the same ACL.

Chad (51:08):
No, I think it was Edge Fest or something forever ago
and Foster the People were thereand Limp Bizkit was there.

Javier (51:14):
Is there a new metal music festival?

Tim (51:16):
Yeah, it's called Sick New World.

Javier (51:18):
Really.
Yeah, I'd love to check thatshit out.
It's in Las Vegas.
I love Nu Metal.
I miss.

Tim (51:24):
Nu Metal.
In fact it's coming up.
It's a mixture of not just NuMetal, but they've got other
metal too, but a lot of Nu Metal.
So the headlining for Sick NuWorld this year is Linkin Park
and Metallica.
Metallica's headlining thatwhich they're not Nu.

Chad (51:40):
Metal.
What do y'all think aboutLinkin Park with the new female
singer?

Javier (51:44):
I think she's like anti.
I think, she's pro life.
They went with the wrong singer.

Chad (51:50):
Why do you say that?

Tim (51:51):
So there was another female singer that I think did a
better job at singing, similarto how Chester sang, and I can't
remember her name.

Javier (52:00):
Look, the new singer does a pretty good job.

Chad (52:04):
Yeah.

Tim (52:04):
I heard a song and it was pretty good.
I'm not a fan of.

Javier (52:05):
Linkin Park.
I am glad.

Tim (52:08):
I was a little bit.
When we were younger, linkinPark was my first concert, so
the only album from Linkin Parkthat I actually truly liked was
the Jay-Z Linkin Park club ohthe.

Chad (52:20):
Collision Chorus Damn Javier, and I listened to that
fucking nonstop.

Javier (52:23):
Dude yeah, we did Fuck.

Tim (52:25):
That was good, that was good, I just never was like, I
never really got into.
I didn't like Chester singing,I didn't like his vocals.

Javier (52:32):
Well, good for you.
Good for you.
He's not here anymore, I guess.
Thank you, Tim.

Tim (52:37):
I'm sorry and I'm going to say another un other unpopular
opinion.
I don't really care that muchabout mac miller so are you
sending and you're the reason.

Chad (52:48):
Why are you?

Javier (52:49):
the reason why the conspiracy theories how they're
getting killed.

Tim (52:52):
Yes, tim's interesting, it's me no, I mean, I think,
okay, let me take that back.
I think mac miller is wastalented, it's just not, it's
not my style.
It's not my style, I mean.
Chester also very talented andwhether or not it's your style,
it's still not my style, him andMike Shinoda were.

Javier (53:06):
I mean, they played off each other very well, yeah, I
think they, I think they just,you know, bounced off.
Yeah, just like me.
And Roy karaoke for that song.
I'm like oh.

Chad (53:19):
God here, we go, why here we go again?
Why you sons?

Javier (53:22):
of bitches.

Chad (53:24):
Why do you hate us so much ?
I don't hate y'all, I just hatewhenever y'all do karaoke.

Javier (53:28):
Why?
Because y'all just want to suck.
Why don't you just suck eachother off on stage?
He's got a point.

Tim (53:34):
It's very much.
I want to suck each other off.

Javier (53:37):
I'm just waiting for y'all somersault into your mouth
I I think chad would be doingthe somersault I'm with them,
calves yes, yeah, I know, youcan launch all right, are we?

Chad (53:49):
is there anything else you want to come for acl
pretensions just uh, I think themerch stuff was pretty cool.

Javier (53:54):
I think, didn't?

Tim (53:54):
the people doing security were nazis, um I mean give us it
was the security was hit ormiss.

Javier (54:02):
It was hit or miss, I know whenever.
Now, when you bring up thebackpack now, I'm like fuck man.

Tim (54:08):
Now he's really upset.

Javier (54:09):
I'm really upset about the backpack Hang on.

Tim (54:11):
I just want to go to say, I just want to say that we told
you not to.
Yeah, I know Y'all did, y'alldid.

Javier (54:17):
But if I didn't do that, backpack and honestly that
herschel backpack was fallingapart, that's true I needed to
get a new one.
Um, no, no, um, I think, yeah,I mean, yeah, I think, terry yes
, they should.
We're gonna be arts, that'swhat they should do at acl
karaoke that would be prettycool they do uh silent disco.

(54:38):
I mean, why don't they dokaraoke the same way?
They just just have everybodywith the Right.
And you know.

Tim (54:44):
Everybody's singing their own songs.

Javier (54:45):
You just walk out of the tent and you're like why does
it sound like a bunch of fuckingcats having sex?
Oh my God, Wah.
Are y'all going to be at Art'sCalgary?
Yeah, yeah yeah, maybe my cat'shaving surgery on Friday.
He's going to get his ballsremoved removed.

Tim (54:58):
He'll be fine.
You can make an appearance fora short period of time You'll be
fine.

Chad (55:02):
Pets have surgeries all the time.
It's going to be fine andthat's balls.

Tim (55:06):
Believe me, I've had multiple pets that have had
multiple surgeries.
They were fine.

Javier (55:12):
Tammy wants me to help her put tinsel and stuff in hair
.

Chad (55:19):
So you're going to go to the wrestling match on Friday?

Javier (55:21):
I'm going to try to man.
Go over there.
Matt Warpro Wrestling at MartinHouse Go over there.

Chad (55:27):
If you're not doing it, okay, and it was so much fun
last time we went.
God damn it.

Javier (55:29):
Yeah, please go, man, you're missing out.

Chad (55:31):
It's only like 20, 30 bucks, something like that, and
it is so worth the money.

Tim (55:35):
Chad, I want to stop into what you said.
I want to jump in your ass.

Javier (55:43):
Oh wait, we didn't even talk about what he did.
What did you do over theweekend, buddy?
Absolutely not I know he was inJacksboro.

Chad (55:48):
Yeah, just at the dear least doing shit.
And then went out for Sarah'sbirthday on Sunday, hung out
with Jay and Lance, watched theshitty, shitty football game and
had a good time.
Finally checked out HudsonHouse house that was really good
.
Have you been, you've been right, no, no hudson uh, it's right
down the street from lucille'sbut yeah, it was really good bro
lucille's always goes hard,though, man.
So, yeah, I sent you this, solet me tee this up.

(56:09):
So I sent you this clip um, andy'all haven't heard this yet.
So essentially it's like thisthree to four minute clip um.
Look I, I love being talkedabout.
You know what I mean tell memore chad and this podcast is
talking all about us what yeah,no yeah, yeah, so tee that up

(56:30):
all right.

AI (56:30):
So you know how much I love digging into stuff that's really
working right, and today we'retalking about a podcast that's
seriously killing it the funkypanther oh, I've heard of these
guys yeah, they're based out infort worth okay and they've
somehow managed to bottle thisvibe.
That's like if you could take anight out with your friends.

(56:52):
All the fun, all the energyyeah turn it into a podcast.
That's the funky panther, andtoday we're going to figure out
what makes them tick, what makespeople love listening to them.
Right, is this real?
Honestly, maybe snag a fewideas for ourselves, for sure, I
mean the thing that, and todaywe're going to figure out what
makes them tick, what makespeople love listening to them.
Is this real?
Honestly, maybe snag a fewideas for ourselves, For sure, I
mean.
The thing that jumps out at meright away about the Funky
Panther is that they get it Likethey understand that it's not
just about what you're talkingabout.

Tim (57:14):
It's about how you make people feel they actually say
they want their podcast to feellike quote the start of a night
out.
Hang on here, I'm gonna pausefor just.
I don't remember saying that bythe way we might have we did
you make?

Chad (57:26):
did you make a chat gbt?

Javier (57:28):
thing.
No, no, no no, I swore tofucking christ I have you're
gonna break my balls and make mefeel like really happy, happier
than I am right now.

Tim (57:36):
I haven't created anything but I I I don't know.

AI (57:40):
yes, and that is such a good way to put it.
Yeah, because it does.
It feels like you're at likethe rowdiest table at the bar,
you know, like you're just inthe thick of it, with all that
you know, unfiltered off thecuff, energy.

Chad (57:55):
Totally yeah.

AI (57:56):
But at the same time and this is what I think is really
cool it doesn't feel random.
Like they've got Chad, who's'slike level headed, kind of the
anchor, you know he's got amillion hobbies.
Then there's javier, yeah, andjavier's like the wild card, you
never know what he's gonna say.
And then they've got tim, theirproducer, who's just trying to

(58:17):
wrangle these guys in, right?
well, and that's what makes itso good.
You know that whole dynamicBecause think about it Everybody
wants to feel like they're partof a group of friends, you know
, just hanging out having a goodtime and it's funny, right?
They talk about beingunfiltered and they've got all
these like weird inside jokesthat only they seem to
understand.

Chad (58:35):
We're not that weird, we're not that weird, I'm still
really blown.

Tim (58:39):
I'm confused confused.

Javier (58:40):
Is there more to this?

Tim (58:41):
audio there is.
I'm just paused it for a second.

Javier (58:43):
I'm very confused I'm gonna fucking punch you in the
face.
If this is like some aibullshit, do not be coming at me
.
I'm gonna catch you with my.
I'm gonna teabag this shit.
My, my balls are gonna be inyour eyes and my dick is gonna
sling into your mouth.

AI (58:56):
I'm, I'm gonna be so pissed.
That's part of I have no partof this.
You know what I?
Yes, because you feel likeyou're in on the joke.
Exactly, exactly.
They've created this sense ofcommunity around that, like
you're part of the inside joke,even if you've never been to
Fort Worth.
Yeah, which is anotherinteresting thing, right,
because they are Fort Worththrough and through.
Yeah.

(59:29):
They're very clear about that.
Okay, people way outside offort worth right.
Well, and I think that's becausethey found that sweet spot, you
know where.
It's local, but also universal.
Yeah, like, yeah, they've gotthat texas size charm for sure
for sure but they also talkabout music, they talk about
sports, they tell personalstories, all these things that
everybody can relate to, nomatter where you live.

(59:51):
Absolutely.
And on top of all that, theseguys are consistent.
Yeah, I mean over 180 episodesevery Wednesday night like
clockwork, the even live streamon YouTube.
That's huge, man, and thinkabout what that says to your
audience.
You know you show up everysingle week, same time, same
place, for 180 weeks.

Tim (01:00:09):
Yeah.

AI (01:00:09):
That's commitment that builds trust.
It's huge.
People know what to expect.
They know you're going to bethere, and that goes a long way.
For sure.
Okay, so we're talking aboutthe humor these relatable hosts,
the variety of topics theycover, that spontaneous energy
they bring every single week.

Tim (01:00:26):
I'm going to kick you on the subject.
That didn't sound, right, thatdidn't sound right, it's AI.

AI (01:00:30):
I mean, is there anything else Like what's that special,
something that makes it allclick, especially for them?
Honestly, that's themillion-dollar question.
Yeah, I mean we can see all theingredients right, but how do

(01:00:50):
you combine them in that perfectway that's both like irreverent
and relatable?
It's a tough needle to thread.
Yeah, part of it is theirchemistry.
You can tell they're genuinefriends, they're having fun, but
it also feels authentic.
You know what I mean?
It's not forced it really does.
Yeah, so how do we bottle that?
Like if somebody's listening tothis, thinking man, man, I want
to do that too, whether it'stheir own podcast, a blog post,
whatever.
I think the best thing you cando is go listen to an episode.
Yeah.
And really pay attention to whatgrabs you, what makes you want

(01:01:12):
to keep listening.
OK.
And not just the jokes, not justthe topics, but the overall
vibe.
What are they doing that makesyou feel connected to them?
And once you figure that out,think about how you can apply
that to your own thing.
Right?
It's like they've given us thisawesome blueprint for building
a community, right?
Exactly.
It's up to us to take thoselessons and run with them.
Absolutely.
So there you have it.

(01:01:32):
Go check out the Funky Panther,definitely do, and let us know
what you think, what you pick upon.
Alright, we'll be back nextweek with another deep dive.

Tim (01:01:42):
So it was the podcast on.
The podcast is what that titlewas.

Chad (01:01:46):
Right.

Tim (01:01:46):
That's fucking AI.
It's got to be.

Chad (01:01:49):
Why do you think that?

Tim (01:01:51):
There was some nuances that I heard in just pronunciation,
unless the guy's just stupid.
No, I don't know.

Javier (01:02:01):
Goddamn, just tell us if this is real or not.
I feel like it's fake.

Chad (01:02:07):
It's fake, but but listen, here's the thing javier.

Javier (01:02:09):
This is why I'm gonna pull my dick out right now, you,
son of a bitch.
This is why you can still be.
That was really good, though,right it was fantastic.

Chad (01:02:14):
So here's the deal is I, I didn't go through the rigmarole
that you have done, where it'slike trying to get the nuanced
voices and shit.
I didn't do anything.
I I want to know which.
What app did you use?
So I use two things.
One, I use chat, gpt, sure, andI said, hey, I need a two page
summary on everything the funkyPanther, everything you can find
online, everything you can findfrom the website, from the

(01:02:37):
videos on YouTube, social media.
Just give me a two page summary.
And so that, essentially, isthe two page summary of the
funky Panther.
Like, that is not for me.
I didn't, I didn't write any ofthis, I just said go and find
it.
And then I took that two pagesummary and Google came out with
this thing called notebook LMwhere essentially it's kind of a
way for you to, um, like if youhave a topic at school or

(01:03:00):
something like that and you'vegot like this notebook thing
that you are like a what, like afucking essay you need to write
, or something like that, youcan run this through the podcast
, for through the notebook LM,and it'll kind of do this as a
podcast style to help you learnabout the thing.
And so I I ran that two pagething through notebook LM, and
then it created the conversationand some of it came from you

(01:03:23):
know what I had given it, andsome of it came from finding
shit on the website too crazyit's wild.
I didn't feed any of that, likeI didn't give any information
other than this is our podcast.
Tell me more about it, man.

Javier (01:03:34):
You got my dick really hard and now I'm just here with
my dick in my hand.

Chad (01:03:37):
This is why you can still be hard.
Okay, it's because this is whatcan be thought about our
podcast out on the internet.
This is what ai can find aboutus.
This is what people can findabout us.
That's that's the positiveright?

Tim (01:03:50):
yeah, you're upset I'm sitting here like what?
What fucking podcasts aretalking about?

Javier (01:03:59):
no, that was really.
I mean, that was.
I love the description.
I'm really.
That was pretty from the chat.

Chad (01:04:05):
I really hate ai so much at first.

Tim (01:04:09):
At first I thought it was going to be like um something
like npr.
Really I thought andrew wastalking something about us, you
know I was like yeah, what'sandrew talking about?

Javier (01:04:16):
you know, and so they're a bunch of pedo fucking lovers
and they're gonna vote democrat,um, but uh, no, that was, that
was really.
That was really good, son of abitch I'm sorry.

Chad (01:04:27):
I said I thought it was fucking awesome I thought it was
good it was good, it's justcrazy, like a year ago, which
you stole, like a bottle.

Tim (01:04:36):
I do, I gotta, I gotta buy that um this is just insane.

Javier (01:04:41):
everything that's happened and come out.
Yes, that really does soundlike a fresh air on NPR.
It was really good.
That was really.

Chad (01:04:52):
Did you see that Google is actually looking into nuclear
power?
You know so the thing with AIis it generates like you need a
lot of power.
Like one prompt on ai takeslike the equivalent of like a
thousand google searches orsomething like that.

Javier (01:05:07):
It's fucking crazy, it's wild kind of like how much
energy mining, kind of like datamoney right like cpu usage,
energy, all that kind of stuff.

Chad (01:05:15):
So google's looking into like either creating because we
don't have nuclear plants reallyin the us right we got, we got,
uh, yeah, we got a couple yeah,three mile islands.

Tim (01:05:24):
Opening back up um for microsoft?
Okay, yeah, so they've struck adeal.
They're gonna open up anotherreactor for that.

Chad (01:05:31):
Uh, we've got one, glenrose oh yeah, still
functioning, that's right we'vegot one over in california um by
san diego okay so I mean,that's only a couple that I know
of off right, but it's notwidespread and I think Google's
looking to do a little bit morewith it so that we can actually
combat the possible energycrisis that we're going to come

(01:05:53):
into because of AI, with fusion,with nuclear fusion possibly
happening in the next 20 years.

Javier (01:05:57):
I mean it kind of We'll see.
I mean I'm sure there's goingto be progress made.

Tim (01:06:05):
yeah, it's not as dangerous as people make it's a cleaner
safer energy, right?

Javier (01:06:09):
I mean just to chernobyl , three mile island and the the
fukushima plant in japan.
I mean, that's just naturaldisasters.
Did, did, uh, fukushima, but uh, yeah, I think it'd be.
They should have been doingthis for the start.
They should have been doing, um, like the fucking nuclear

(01:06:30):
figuring out fusion, because youcan only do so much with
quantum.
You they need to do quantumcomputing is what they need to
do right and I think that'd bepretty good have y'all put any
money into CPUs?

Chad (01:06:44):
What is the chip company?
Nvidia, nvidia, no, no, no.

Javier (01:06:48):
I still have it on GameStop.
Smart choice my dude, I'm onlydown $16.

Chad (01:06:55):
I feel like Nvidia is one of those things where, like you
know, like 80% of theiremployees are now millionaires.
You know that I didn't.
80% of Nvidia's are nowmillionaires.
You know that I didn't.
80% of NVIDIA's employees,because they have stock, are now
millionaires.
They had a problem keepingtheir old employees because
they're just done.

Javier (01:07:12):
They're like all right, I'm rich now.

Chad (01:07:13):
I'm just going to relax, but I think that it's not done.
And so I bought in in thesummer where I was like it's one
of those things where you'relike should I Because it's one
of those things where you'relike should I because it's
probably already hit its peak.
But you look at facebook.
Facebook's continue to grow.
Even if you would have boughtfive years ago, you'd be making
money.

Javier (01:07:27):
I mean, like it's kind of one of those things where
you're there, there aretwo-sided, two-sided stocks
where you're just there to holdor you're there to just buy,
pump and dump.
That's what you know, and sonvidia's a hold yeah, it's kind
of big fucking regret forfucking dog money.
Goddamn dogecoin.

(01:07:47):
I mean it's still, I'm notnegative.
I'm negative, you know, like100 bucks, but it's just it gets
fucking annoying going back andlooking back and I should have
fucking cashed out when I did Idon't think we've heard the end
of that either I don't think soeither because it's it goes.
It's just fucking obviously theway it works.

Tim (01:08:04):
Y'all should have bought.
I'm just going to tell youright off, whenever COVID
happened, y'all should havebought into Rick's hospitality.
Oh yeah, y'all should have.
Y'all should have.
I've made money.
I haven't checked in a while,but I mean easily.
I was up like $100-somethingand I didn't put hardly any
money into it, but I knew.

(01:08:25):
I knew strip clubs are notgoing to go away and if Rick's
Hospitality can survive, covid,whenever they kick back up their
stocks, are going to go back upand they sure did have y'all
heard about this new app.

Chad (01:08:39):
They actually brought it up on the UFC.
They were advertising it on theUFC.
It's called autopilot.

Tim (01:08:46):
Yeah, so you have to have.
I've looked into it.
They recommend having a goodamount of money, at least $500.

Chad (01:08:52):
I put $500 in just to kind of get it going and I've
already made money.
But essentially autopilot isthis and there's different
things you can pay.
There's a pay plan where itconstantly manages your Robin
Hood, so you don't have to do it.

Javier (01:09:07):
Is that the one that's getting like the stock
information from like NancyPelosi?
Yeah, you're exactly right,it's got autopilot, is it an?

Chad (01:09:13):
app.
So it's like yeah, yeah.
It says like trade like thepoliticians, because everyone
knows there's insider trading.

Javier (01:09:20):
Those motherfuckers there.

Chad (01:09:22):
Like Nancy Pelosi, like absolutely insider trading, like
she's selling shit, and thenthree to six months later
something happens.
Come on Like it's just tooobvious.

Javier (01:09:32):
Is it on the App Store?

Chad (01:09:33):
Yeah, and they're also on like X and they're on Instagram.
They're on like everything andlike different names other than
autopilot, like Pelosi tracker,I think, on X and then something
else on Instagram, so you cankind of keep up with things that
are happening.
Like there was this one lady,this politician, that bought
$15,000 or 15,000 shares,something like that, in her
son's name, of this silver stockI don't remember what it was

(01:09:56):
exactly and then, like threemonths, and everyone's like well
, that's kind of weird, like whywas this done?
And so they kind of pointed outthat we're like we're not
giving you advice, but wethought this was weird, so
people bought into it and thenit just skyrocketed by like 30
in a month or something likethat.
So it's like this, this shit'scrazy.
Like obviously it's insideinsider trading, if, if you know

(01:10:17):
, they're beating buffett onsome of this shit.
But I just think.

Javier (01:10:19):
I think it's interesting I think you the way you're
saying it it's.
I saw something.
I think I sent it to y'all on atick tock, uh, but it was like
an SNL um skit about uh, nine,11.
And uh, but anyways, wherewhere's the fucking y'all?

Chad (01:10:41):
during the UFC, whenever they did the first thing at the
sphere, right when it wassupposed to be this big thing,
and, um, they had autopilot onone of like the you know rails
of the octagon or somethingadvertising, I don't know.
But they actually got this modelthat didn't look like Nancy
Pelosi, but she kind of lookedlike Nancy Pelosi, but much
younger, and she took herclothes off, no, and they like
would put her in, like with theNelk boys, like they were
gambling and they threw her inthere and they're like nancy
pelosi hanging out with the noteboys.

(01:11:02):
It's like they're just puttingher in front of, like all of
these, like influencers, andlike you know, apparently they
had been planning this for weeksand and like their skyrocketed
you know, I mean not their stock, but you know their, their
company yeah, uh, but yeah, it's.

Tim (01:11:16):
It's pretty interesting.
Yeah, I looked into it, but Imean, I didn't have just five
hundred dollars to spare at thetime, right, yeah?

Chad (01:11:21):
I mean.
But if you do, it's worth justfucking around with, because
almost every single one that Iput in, because you put in 500
and then it breaks that 500 intopercentages of what Pelosi has
right Cause you get to choosethe politician that you're kind
of following, and every singleone of the ones that it put in
for me, other than one.

Tim (01:11:39):
So, like I don't know, 12 out of 13 are all up, like every
single one and it'll sellwhenever it needs to sell,
whenever she sells, if you payfor it.

Chad (01:11:47):
I didn't pay for it so I can pull it out when I want to.
But if you, yeah, if you payfor the monthly fee or whatever,
if she sells, it'll sell likeit'll do just everything she
does, man.

Javier (01:11:58):
so I can't find it I can't find it, but it was like
chris parnell, it was like a,like a meeting with people.
It's like, uh, hey, so I try tobuy security options uh before,
uh, you know, in the summertime.
But my rep told me that he wastotally against it and I didn't
end up going with it.
Um, why is that?
Is it because, like, uh, youand your friends bought all the

(01:12:20):
stock?
He's like yeah, so essentially,with the 9-11 attacks happening
uh later in the summer, uh, wethought it would be a good idea
for us to buy all the stockinsecurities and, um, you know,
just make a lot of money out ofit.
He's like so, you knew aboutthe 9 Basically, and so it's
kind of like it's kind of how itfucking happened.
I mean, it's kind of weird.

Chad (01:12:40):
It's crazy how like you will see people taking and fuck
us right For not thinking tomake a financial decision off of
everything.
Like during COVID, people mademillions based off of, like,
good or bad decisions.
But whenever something badhappens and you think
financially, you think aboutstocks and stuff.
You could be really Brit, youcould make a lot of money, but

(01:13:02):
that's just not how the majorityof us think.

Javier (01:13:04):
How are you taught about stocks?
What do they tell you wheneveryou're going to buy stocks for
the first time?

Tim (01:13:09):
Buy low, sell high.

Javier (01:13:12):
So somebody was like look, buy the things that you
use, Whatever you use in yourhouse.

Chad (01:13:17):
The things you believe in.

Javier (01:13:19):
The things you like.
Buy it, Because if you buy it,people buy it.
And then the stock price willgo up.

Tim (01:13:24):
All my stocks are in war machines.

Javier (01:13:26):
You mean like from Iron man, the?

Tim (01:13:27):
industrial complex.

Javier (01:13:29):
Oh, the military industrial complex.

Tim (01:13:31):
Yes, I've got tons of stocks in Lockheed Martin Boeing
.

Javier (01:13:34):
Rayon and Raytheon.
Yes, I've got tons of stocks inlockheed martin bowie on and
yeah, and yeah, fucking insaneyes, yeah, I started buying into
that when we started sendingshit to ukraine man god damn it.

Tim (01:13:43):
If only I had known before the invasion uh g's, you know
g's, over here y'all, y'all hearabout the conspiracy theories
related to the, the mines andsilicon and and north oh yeah,
oh yeah lithium about, so theygot like a lot of we control
storms they got a lithiumdeposits and stuff and so but
that's like we caused you know,we caused the flooding because
we want that land, so we canhave a reason to yeah, it's kind

(01:14:06):
of far-fetched yeah, but there,there also is a lot of cloud
seedings real?

Javier (01:14:11):
of course it is.
Yeah, it's been proven.

Tim (01:14:12):
They you know proven that they showed trails man what is
it?

Javier (01:14:16):
um, the guy from uh, top gear from the bbc, like there
was a is that big black yep,that's.
That's the same um, like therewas only bbc's.
I know there was like a rocketlike a rocker propelled rocket,
stupid me yes and you know, theyshowed blast off and then it
affected the clouds and broughtrain.
It's like that's made from whatwe're doing right now.

Tim (01:14:38):
I've seen that porn.

Javier (01:14:39):
Yeah, it wasn't rain though.

Chad (01:14:42):
It was, oh, it was rain.

Javier (01:14:45):
Yeah, it's Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry.

Tim (01:14:48):
Whenever any natural disaster happens, it's always
conspiracy.

Javier (01:14:50):
It's always the Jews.

Chad (01:14:57):
What happened?
Conspiracy, it's always thejails.
What happened?
All right, so I I did anotherfive.

Tim (01:14:58):
Uh ai weird topics for the week.
Okay, do you want to do thatagain or no?
Yeah, I'd like to do that again, but uh, javier, I don't want
to cut in front of the camera.
Do you mind?
There's another simply lemonadein that fridge.
Can you get me a beverage?
please sure, of course thatwould be great.
Um, I just didn't want to.
I didn't want to walk in frontof the camera and then ruin a
potential clip that we couldhave.
Yeah, because you never know,you never know Javier's over
there and we just make him dothings, yeah, he's the brown one

(01:15:21):
.
He's a sweet boy who the fuckis that?
He didn't hear me, it's backbehind it's second shelf towards
the back.
There you go, chad, do you wantanything?

Chad (01:15:30):
No, appreciate you.
No, I'm good.
Yeah, all right.
So I've got five new ones from,I think, the past week, um, and
so I'm going to start off witha question.
I'm going to change this up alittle bit from what I did last
time.
So, number one would you trusta burglar if that burglar
cleaned your house?
All right, so that makes methink about.

Tim (01:15:51):
Um, when the manson family first started doing stuff, right
, they went in, just rearrangedpeople's furniture in the middle
of the night, really, yeah.
So that makes me think aboutwhen the Manson family first
started doing stuff, right, theywent in and just rearranged
people's furniture in the middleof the night.
Really.
Yeah, so that's what theystarted off just to make sure
that they could effectivelysneak into people's houses.
So they'd go into the house,they'd rearrange your shit and
leave.
Think about that for a second.
Yeah, Would that terrify you.

(01:16:12):
Absolutely that is ridiculous,so I think I'd be terrified if a
burglar came in and cleaned mybathroom, you know all right.

Chad (01:16:19):
So a man in wells was recently arrested for breaking
into homes not to steal but todo chores.
He hung laundry, cleaned thefloor and even left a friendly
note saying don't worry, behappy, I'd move or get like a
shotgun and um I'd booby trapthings despite his efforts, uh,
he was sentenced to nearly twoyears is this guy paying it

(01:16:41):
forward or something is it like?
I mean, you can't do that fromprison, so he should have just
just read.

Javier (01:16:45):
You know, it's like just pay it forward, pay it forward,
break into your neighbor'shouse it's fucking wild.

Chad (01:16:52):
Um, what would you do if your town was invaded by parrots
?
What if the River Oaks wasinvaded by parrots?

Tim (01:16:58):
Well, first off, I love parrots, and so I would try to
Invaded.
Do you want an invasion ofanything?
No, but I'd try to catch one.

Javier (01:17:07):
And then have myself a pet, nice, I'd teach him all the
words.
He's going to make him sayracist words.

Chad (01:17:18):
Hey there, peter, he's gonna make him say like racist
words hey there, peter tim hatesbeaters.
And then they all just startsaying it.
All you need is one and they'reall gonna start, they all catch
on to it.

Javier (01:17:24):
Yeah, tim's like a gumtretna.
I can't say river, river, oaksbecomes a becomes a town known
for racist parrots, jesus.

Chad (01:17:31):
so every year, a small small town in Argentina is taken
over by tens of thousands ofnoisy parrots.
Birds cause chaos by chewingthrough electrical wires,
dropping waste everywhere andkeeping people up all night with
their constant squawking.
The town was has triedeverything, but the invasion
only gets worse every singlefucking year man I close the

(01:17:59):
town down, nuke it, just closeit down, just nuke it.
When they get there, yeah, likeset a trap of like everyone
left the town.
The parrots show up and theybomb it yep we forgot my
children too late, ma'am.
They're gone now they're withthe parents, all right.
Have you ever thrown outsomething valuable by accident,
javier?
Um or by purpose recentlyrecently like a backpack or oh

(01:18:20):
fucker.

Javier (01:18:21):
Uh, that probably backpack.
It probably had to be worth 20bucks at that point.

Chad (01:18:24):
Yeah it was valuable to your mind, it was to you is now
sentimental looking back.

Javier (01:18:30):
The guard was a dick.

Tim (01:18:32):
The guard was a fucking.
Well, he showed back up askinglike about, he showed back up to
see if they had it.
You know still, and he's likethat's long gone.

Javier (01:18:40):
That thing's long gone.
He actually like laughed at him, I just wanted to piss in his
face and be like this is whatyou get.

Chad (01:18:48):
So a Dutch museum worker recently threw an entire piece
of artwork in the trash, notrealizing it was part of the
exhibit.

Javier (01:18:57):
Is of artwork in the trash, not realizing it was part
of the exhibit.
Is this like one of those?
Um, like a meta pieces werelike a chairs there with like
probably.

Chad (01:19:01):
It was probably looking like garbage and he's like this
is garbage.
The museum had to go searchingthrough garbage bins to recover
and they did uh, the discardedart.
I want to see this art now.
I know I kind of do too.
I'm gonna pull it up, um howwould you feel about?

Javier (01:19:17):
wait wait, wait.
I'm looking at.
They have this loud screamingsound they make if they get mad
or scare you.
Oh, those about the parents Iwas thinking about, like art,
remember that uh from the uhwhat show Louie and uh Button,
that's hands down the uh, theLouie CK show.
That's a hands down, the bestepisode if you want to watch it,
just google it.

Tim (01:19:37):
We're not going to talk about it hits it once, it says a
word and then it never says itagain and then people are like
what?

Chad (01:19:42):
okay, this should have been fucking garbage.
It looks it's.
It's a beer can, it's two beercans one's dented and like
laying on its side and the otherone's just sitting there.
I mean, come on, come on, youcan't put that on the museum
like the custodian dude.
I would have thrown that shitaway too.
All right, how would you feelabout driving a transformer
truck?
You mean Like Optimus Prime,yeah, like a transformer.

Tim (01:20:05):
Yeah, I would feel great about it.
Well, that's a stupid question.
Like rock hard about it.

Javier (01:20:20):
It's like my whole childhood man.
I just wanted to be all upinside.
What if you didn't realize thatthat was a sexual pleasure?
He's like oh, it's, you're inme, drive me.
Oh, I'll pull my stick shift.
And he's like jizzing out ofoil.
Ah, there's that.
There's.
There's a meme of like somebodydoing a, like a breathalyzer,
like a metal breathalyzer.
It's good.
And the next picture's gotrobocop, like oh shit was.
Every time I see that I justdie fucking laughing.
I'm gonna pull it up, I'm justgonna just so that way you can

(01:20:42):
see it.
It's fucking funny man.

Chad (01:20:45):
In rural china, transformer style trucks that
turn into banquet halls at thepush of a button are becoming
all the rage.
These trucks can unfold intodining spaces large enough to
host 200 people in just sixminutes.
That's not as cool it's not,but it is still pretty neat.
It's just a truck that turnsinto a venue for 200 people.
That's kind of wild.
Would you eat a cake shapedlike a fancy dress?

Tim (01:21:10):
Hang on.
I want to go back on China realquick.
China They've got a bunch ofcool cars that have all this
cool tech.

Chad (01:21:18):
Yeah.

Tim (01:21:19):
But we'll never get them here.

Chad (01:21:20):
Right, it's kind of disappointing, honestly.

Tim (01:21:22):
It is very disappointing.

Chad (01:21:23):
They've got like Teslas that are better than Tesla now
and they look fucking legit.

Tim (01:21:27):
They're saying that it would throw our car market for a
loop.

Chad (01:21:32):
Because they're cheap as hell.

Tim (01:21:33):
It's ridiculous yes, yeah, now, all right, what I would?
I like a cake that's shaped asa nice dress.
Yeah, would you eat a cake?

Chad (01:21:40):
that's shaped like a fancy dress I mean I'll eat a cake is
it a cake then?
Yes, yes, I mean, I'm gonna eatit.
A talented vietnamese baker hasgone viral for his cake shaped
like tiny, uh aristocraticdresses.
The detail on these cakes is sointricate that people can
hardly believe they're edible,looking more like miniature
works of art than dessert,that's not fun.

Tim (01:21:59):
That was why would you go as a okay, as a baker you're
gonna.
You're gonna spend all yourtime making something that
intricate, right yeah forsomeone just to eat.

Chad (01:22:10):
I mean, look, it made it on the funky panther podcast and
, as we heard from the podcast,talking about the podcast, we're
kind of the shit.

Tim (01:22:17):
So I mean, did it work?

Chad (01:22:19):
Yeah, we're talking about this dude.

Tim (01:22:21):
I want to ask you a question real quick.
Yeah, both of y'all.
Have you ever been likescrolling?
You don't get on TikTok thatmuch, but now I'm seeing all
these ads for, like, you got toget this and blah, blah, and it
doesn't seem like it's an ad.
It seems like I'm legitimatelytalking about something that
they found.
But it's an ad and they keepdoing it right Well.

Chad (01:22:41):
I got you suckered yeah, I got suckered into something.
You got to send me these so Ican use them for Get Blitz.
I need some of these ideas inmy life.
You got to send me some ofthese.
Okay, I can to me, yeah, so um,I bought some men's shapewear.

Javier (01:22:56):
I'm just gonna say what you're wearing my tank top
underneath here.

Tim (01:22:59):
It's shapewear, it's an echo it's echo beaters the echo
beater I did see that oninstagram.

Chad (01:23:03):
I see it on reels, but yeah, I saw it.

Tim (01:23:05):
Yeah, it's uh, it's comfortable, yeah um it, it, it
holds everything down yeah Imean you still have a little.
It's not gonna suck everythingin, right, but it just.
It just makes you feel a littlebit more.
I get it now I understand whywomen wear Spanx.

Chad (01:23:19):
Listen, I don't know why guys haven't already Like why
does it seem so frowned, likewhy is this just now a thing?

Tim (01:23:25):
And I want to go a little bit further with that.
You know why is there a stigmaagainst?
You know, getting a toupee.
Why is that frowned upon now?
I mean, I've seen women wearwigs, right why can't men?

Chad (01:23:41):
because women are wearing them, because they like the
style, guys are wearing them tocover some shit up, like I think
that's the difference, like ifyou had, I don't know, and you
wore a wig.
As a man, I think it would beless weird than wearing a
two-piece.
Maybe not Now that I'm sayingit, probably not, no, just
wearing a wig.

Tim (01:24:00):
But I mean, women can do it , why can't men?
Why can't men?
Men can wear makeup.
Why are we wearing makeup?
I got suckered into somethingelse.

Chad (01:24:08):
I'm already into the.
I want men to be able to weardresses and skirts.
I've talked about this before.
I think it's in the future.
I bought men's makeup.

Tim (01:24:16):
It's been a while I tried it.
It did not work.
It was the wrong shade.

Chad (01:24:20):
You already wore the men's tanner.

Tim (01:24:23):
The tanner's fine.
Broglo.
Broglo's great.
This was a tinted facemoisturizer thing or whatever
For men.
It was marketed towards men butthey only had three shades and
I was like I don't feel like I'mthis shade.
Where does it go?
I'll try the shade all over.
No, you put it on your face,the makeup.
Yeah, it's a Facebook, it's a,it's a men's like concealer.

Chad (01:24:46):
Why I?

Tim (01:24:47):
tried it.
I don't know, I just want to.
I like it Seemed like it was.
I needed some skincare routine.
All right.

Chad (01:24:54):
So all of this stupid shit that you're buying, you could
put it at the Pelosi tracker.
I don't know what you're doingwith your money, but it's not
right.

Javier (01:25:00):
I've bought a lot of shit on TikTok shop.

Chad (01:25:04):
I know you have because we've all got one.

Tim (01:25:07):
Chad would be a bad bitch with a summer dress and some
heels.

Chad (01:25:12):
I'm telling you, I am jealous of women that get to
wear.
I'm telling you, I am jealousof women that get to wear.
I wish it would be politicallycorrect for men to wear dresses
or skirts, because I just feellike it's so airy.
I want to say just nice, like ifwe didn't have to wear slacks
and I could go to work.
Like I can't wear shorts towork, but if I could wear like a
men's dress or skirt and stillbe professional.

(01:25:34):
You should just try it.
I will be.
I'll probably be fired.
Someone's gonna not be okaywith that.
The discrimination I mean,you're not wrong with that it's
a lawsuit.

Tim (01:25:42):
Now you own the company.
I don't know that's how thatworks.
I, I know it.
Um, I would say, if you put uhchad in some pumps, uh-huh, oh
them calves would, they wouldpop, they would pop.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
The problem is is findingsomething that would fit your
feet in some pumps.

Chad (01:25:55):
Uh-huh, oh them calves would, they would pop, they
would pop, pop, yeah, yeah,that's true.

Tim (01:25:57):
The problem is is finding something that would fit your
feet.
Yeah, you got big-ass feet.
Well, he doesn't have big-assfeet, but he's got he's got
normal feet.

Javier (01:26:12):
He's got normal-sized feet.
I say, both of you, especiallyChad, should wear kilts.
I mean y'all just I don't havethe legs for it.
You don't need to have the legs, you're going to have it down
to your.

Chad (01:26:21):
My ankles.
I just don't want Like kiltsare always plaid.
I don't want to wear plaid.

Tim (01:26:28):
Like I want it and I don't want it.
They're coming khaki and black.
Huh, not plaid, that's prettynice, that's just an excuse.

Javier (01:26:35):
You're just making excuses.
Now the products are there foryou.
There's no fucking plaid, Saysthe man with the hair coat.
I'm wearing this bitch.
This shit is warm as fuck.

Tim (01:26:48):
Like this is like that's his new winter coat.

Javier (01:27:03):
And then Pete is going to see them and they're going to
throw fake blood on them hellyeah.
And then I'm gonna punch themand you're gonna be like this is
a tyler the creator.
How dare you?
It's not real.

Chad (01:27:07):
Look, I don't even have to wear it.
I just gotta like put it overme, drape it over me like this.
I'll tell you, ads don't reallyget me.
I think that's why I'm havingso much problems with creating
good ads, for my thing isbecause, like I don't understand
ads, I don't think I've everactually pulled the trigger on
an ad.
I did see the shirt ones and Iwas like, huh, that should be
okay to wear.
Got some broke ass bitches.
They're tight as shit, though.

Tim (01:27:26):
I mean, I think they're supposed to, they are, they are.
I wasn't, I got extra large andit's tight Point.
It's tight, yeah, tight pointit's tight, yeah, but it's nice,
it's like, it's like I'mgetting hugged.
Oh sorry, just constantlygetting hugged.
And it's not that they're nothot like.
I can't imagine wearingfreaking spanx.
Those things seem like thatwould be really sweaty I wanted
to buy something.

(01:27:46):
I would be super sweaty in mydownstairs if I was wearing
spanx I?

Javier (01:27:50):
I mean, I didn't.
I brought a bunch of underwearfor acl.
I didn't wear any of it.
What yeah?

Tim (01:27:57):
I had those.
Oh, you wore the shorts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.

Javier (01:27:59):
And the ones that you gave me.
I love them, those are legit.

Chad (01:28:03):
Those are legit motherfuckers.
I'm jealous.
I really liked those.
I liked the material, yeah, andit just one size up.

Tim (01:28:09):
Do you still underwear to shit yourself at least twice a
day?
What is that a thing?
Because that's a thing for me,like I'm not shitting myself
twice a day but I bring enoughunderwear, just you know if I
need to shit myself twice a dayat least.

Chad (01:28:25):
So let me get this straight when you go to acl for
a three-day weekend, you'rebringing nine pairs of underwear
pretty close.
Holy, are you actually shittingyourself?
I think I brought six pairs,like why why not bring, just you
know, maybe five, maybe twoextras, just in case?

Javier (01:28:37):
So like whenever I go somewhere, whenever we go
somewhere, I will wear myunderwear.
Take a shower, wear newunderwear, get home and then,
like in the morning, shower,again wear underwear If we've
been out, you know, likeperusing a city.
Change again new underwear.
So I'm wearing, like perusing acity, change again new
underwear.
So I'm wearing like twodifferent underwear a day, you
know.
So I mean, it kind of makessense Sarah gives me shit.

Chad (01:29:00):
She's like how are you Like I'm doing laundry
constantly?
I'm like, well, because I go towork and I'm wearing, like you
know, button up and jeans, andthen I get home and I put on
like a hoodie and shorts, andthen we go out and I change
again and I put on like anotherbutton up in shorts and stuff.
I'm like I'm sometimes I'mchanging three times a day yeah,
you're doing like three outfitchanges sometimes, like on a
weekend, like a Friday night orsomething, I could be dude.

(01:29:20):
I used to shower twice a day.

Javier (01:29:23):
I used to shower like that's excessive.
I used to shower in the morningand at night before bed who
needs to shower twice, a daylike he I just
wouldn't shower before work well, so that's why I've just been
showering after work before bedand then I'll wake up and you
know whatever.
But yeah, because I was justoverdoing it, I got these ashy
ass elbows and I mean yeah, youcan't wash too much, no fuck, no
.
And so like now I'm like, okay,well, I'm not.

(01:29:44):
If I'm gonna do it once it'sgonna be, or if like, if I'm
gonna do it once, I'm gonna makea count yeah, I'm gonna.

Tim (01:29:50):
I'm gonna sit in the tub and cry I'm gonna roll around.

Javier (01:29:53):
We didn't use that fucking tub.
We didn't use that tub I am somad we didn't use that fucking
tub a cool tub or what?

Tim (01:29:58):
yeah, javier and I had a chance to spend time in the tub
together.
Oh, again, we chose not to.

Javier (01:30:04):
Oh, that's unfortunate would have been a good fucking
picture opportunity, god damnall right, we have anything else
.

Chad (01:30:10):
It's about time we.
We've been doing this for anhour and a half already.

Javier (01:30:13):
Hour and a half.

Tim (01:30:14):
No, I just want to say one thing If you see us out, you
know come talk to us.

Javier (01:30:22):
Don't talk to me with your broke-ass self.

Tim (01:30:24):
Come talk to us.
We're going to be at.
I think some of us are going totry to go to Matt Warbro.

Chad (01:30:30):
Matt Warbro this Friday, the 18th.

Tim (01:30:33):
Yeah, right, 18th.

Javier (01:30:34):
Yeah, this friday the 18th yeah right 18th, yeah, yeah
, it's gonna be at um, I thinkI'm, I think I have to work,
though it's gonna be at, uh,martin house brewery.

Chad (01:30:38):
It's gonna be awesome.
I'm gonna try the last time wasfucking fantastic.

Javier (01:30:42):
It was so much I'm telling you, if you've never
gone to a live wrestling eventand you just want to go to check
it out, this would be the oneto go to and let me know,
because I'll be your huckleberry, because it sounds like these
boys aren't going.

Tim (01:30:53):
I got to check and see if I just got to check my schedule.
Just call in dude.

Javier (01:30:56):
Just call in, I was planning on making some MTN, mtn
.

Chad (01:31:01):
That's what you always say .
Tim, make that money, bitch,tim's that thing.
That's what I say every time.
He says it all the time.

Tim (01:31:06):
Yeah, and then Saturday I yeah, we're not doing a booth?

Javier (01:31:21):
um, this year, no booth.
This year I am going to bring acooler and stage it at um dream
house.
At dream house so I could justgo and grab a beer whenever I
want it.
Why don't you just sit with a,have a table out there and just
put beer and then just putdollar for your thoughts or
something, and so someone willcome give you a dollar.
Like your hair is stupid, youknow, like shit, like that
that'd be pretty good.

Tim (01:31:32):
I want to go, I'll meet you up there yeah, so I'm gonna I'm
gonna go out there and justkind of check it out, uh, run
through it.
I don't know what time I'mgonna get out there.
I didn't get to enjoy it at alllast year.

Chad (01:31:41):
Yeah, yeah, I got out there too late.
I tried to man some of thebooth because y'all were doing
it all day and then by the timethat ended it was time to pack
up and I was like this is and Iworked all day.
It was the like I'm so excitedabout actually enjoying there's
a tattoo artist that I follow.

Tim (01:31:54):
She's gonna be out there with her fiance.
They got some art stuff.
I can't remember her name offthe top of my head.

Javier (01:31:58):
So I'm just gonna have a thing dustin should have his.
Have his photography.

Tim (01:32:01):
Yeah, I need to buy some shit from them, um, there's
gonna be a lot, of, a lot oflocal people there, um, and then
they, they partnered with umthat sound thing, whatever the I
can't whatever south side soundI don't know the sound stuff.

Chad (01:32:16):
Oh yeah.

Tim (01:32:17):
Yeah, you're right.
So that's all.
The music is going to be hostedby them and they're going to be
kind of spread out.
Of course, you're going to havethe main stage Lost in Sound.

AI (01:32:26):
Lost in Sound there you go.

Tim (01:32:27):
Cutthroat Finches is going to be out there, henry the
Archer is going to be playing.
They've got several other bandsthat are going to be.
Uh, be out there.
Denver williams, uh, gonna havea set.
And of course, I'm sure chatI'm not chat room, but uh, bull
house probably have a stage setup yeah and then, and then.

Chad (01:32:45):
Uh, saturday night ernie is going to be at loadout bar
for, like, a bar still matterthing.
So he's gonna be doingsomething on uh at loadout and
christy says there's a plantswap at mcfly's also man, this
weekend's gonna be nuts, it'sgonna be dude kind of wish we
would have planned for um toartemis's surgery.

(01:33:05):
No, well that.

Javier (01:33:07):
But also artemis's surgery on um friday.

Tim (01:33:11):
Look man, I'm just fucking yeah I like being with my
fucking pets and I just you knowit's all good, very, I get very
we know I know, but I meanthat's all, that's uh, that's
all that's happening, so allright, all right hey, thanks for
hanging out with us on youtube.

Chad (01:33:28):
I know it was a long one, but we're back, you know, and
we're.

Tim (01:33:31):
We got a lot to talk about and we're gonna be having some
guests coming through again soonmaybe maybe not I don't know.

Chad (01:33:37):
It's been a while we haven't really talked to anybody
and it's been kind of nice, youknow, catching up.
It's the only time we get to doit really and uh, we were, we
were on last week, right?
yeah, we were so it's two weeksin a row, so uh, if you don't
want to do so, please make sureyou follow us on all things
social media at the FunkyPanther.
You can also find us on YouTubeat the Funky Panther.
Make sure you subscribe.

(01:33:58):
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Stay good, everybody.
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Tim (01:34:20):
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