Talking to Dogs, Jacking in Space, and Paying $500 to Smell a Celebrity

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Chad (00:11):
roll up to the club in my 1964, gopro and the day that we
all blacked out.
There were some, there weresome topless girls on the video,
and I never downloaded thatvideo footage.
Y'all know about this story,right?
Sure, and where's that cameranow?

Tim (00:31):
I know exactly where that's at it's in Lake Texoma, it's in
the bottom of Lake Texoma.
So Contra dancing with you, Ithink a bit of cocaine Contra

(00:52):
dancing with you.
Okay, okay, ready, yeah.

Chad (00:58):
Get in here, we gotta start the show.
We gotta start the show, oh.
We gotta start the show ohhello everyone and welcome to
the Funky Panther coming to youfrom Fort Worth Texas.
We have got a show for you hereon episode 194.

(01:25):
So sit back, relax, enjoy,let's get into it.
I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'mTim.

Javier (01:33):
And we are the Funky Panther.

Chad (01:36):
I don't like that.

Tim (01:37):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is the voice of God.

Chad (01:42):
Dude, if God was Tim, I'd have, I think, you.
You know I'd ask for otheroptions this is the voice of god
sound like big.
Tex is what you sound like.

Tim (01:54):
This is big welcome to the state fair of texas you really
fucking do.

Chad (02:00):
Actually that's pretty funny, that's great howdy
partner, howdy folks it's howdyfolks.
Howdy partner.
Howdy folks, it's howdy folks.

Tim (02:06):
Is it?
I don't know.

Chad (02:08):
I think it's howdy folks.
That's what I heard on theradio.

Tim (02:10):
Anyway, what's up everybody ?
I never said I was a smart God,I'm a vengeful God.

Chad (02:17):
I am a vengeful.

Tim (02:18):
God, kiss the ring.

Chad (02:21):
You know, we've never talked about religion on this
show.

Tim (02:24):
I don't want to get into it on this episode.

Chad (02:26):
But I kind of want to talk about it sometime.
Should we talk about itsometime?
Is that too much of a?

Tim (02:30):
It depends on what you want to.

Chad (02:31):
Is that too?

Tim (02:32):
taboo.
What do you want to accomplishwith it?
Do we want to dispel the rumorsof religion?
Do we want to get smited?

Javier (02:40):
Smited.
Is that what it is?
I think it's smote.

Tim (02:43):
You want to catch these hands.

Chad (02:45):
I just want to have an open, semi-intelligent dialogue
about it.

Tim (02:49):
Do you think lightning is God's hands?

Chad (02:53):
No, I think God's hands would be God's hands.
You'd know when that shit'scoming.

Tim (02:58):
you know there's no one coming back from a I don't know
if you would Just out of nowherePow, you're not coming back
from.
Uh, I don't know if you wouldjust out of nowhere you might
come back from lightning.
You're not coming back from it,you're right.
So, yeah, hey, um, are y'allwatching?
Uh, y'all, y'all watch therighteous gemstones.

Chad (03:13):
No I haven't watched the second episode, I only watched
the first one of the of thefirst.

Tim (03:17):
Okay, the first.
Yeah, yeah, okay, cool, you'renot.
I've never seen.

Chad (03:20):
No, the first episode, the new season oh, I haven't any of
the.

Tim (03:24):
We're on the first season still.

Chad (03:25):
No, we're in the second season.

Tim (03:26):
I think now I can't remember you got to watch it.
You don't watch any of it.

Javier (03:31):
I've never watched that.

Tim (03:32):
I think you're going to enjoy it.

Javier (03:33):
I've never watched Vice Principals.

Chad (03:35):
I've never watched Eastbound and Down, eastbound
and down for me, and thenrighteous gemstones, and then
way down at the bottom is viceprince.
I never watched vice principlesit was not good.

Javier (03:52):
Danny mcbride it's crazy , because I love those two dudes
.
Yeah, they are the best waltergoggins and, uh, danny mcbride.

Chad (03:56):
Okay, right and danny and those two together like in baby
billy.
Yeah they're great, they'regreat and then, uh, what's his
name?
Walter goggins right, he's alsoin the new season of um shit,
uh, damn it.
I blanked.
It's one of the hotels thehotels yeah, there was one in

(04:16):
hawaii, then there was one oh uh, the white lotus white lotus.
Thank you, uh, and he's great inthat one too.
Uh, I just like him, he's.
I think he's kind of become oneof my favorite actors.
He's great in that one too.
I just like him.
I think he's kind of become oneof my favorite actors.

Javier (04:26):
He's really funny.
I will say that he's righteous.
You need to watch it.
I do.

Tim (04:31):
I think that you would get a kick out of it, especially
growing up.
It's not based in Texas, but itreally feels like it's based in
Texas because it's got thatwhole element of like Kenneth
Copeland, yeah, which grew you,which, growing up here, is right
down the street from us,basically.

Chad (04:45):
Definitely Southern.
Yeah, I want to say it's inSavannah.
That sounds about right.

Tim (04:52):
But it's that whole megachurch craziness.
I catch the tail end of itwhenever I'm about to watch Last
Week with John Oliver.
What's interesting about it isthere's bits of it that seem
like I get elements of notBreaking Bad.
But what is that one Ozark.
Oh yeah, so you get little bitsof this Ozark, but then, as it

(05:16):
starts to get kind of serious,it gets really fucking stupid.
But then back to serious.
It's wild.

Chad (05:22):
I did expect for better things, because there's so many
good actors and actresses inthat that show like the dude
from workaholics.
Hilarious adam divine right,yeah, he's.

Tim (05:33):
Is it divine or devine?
Whatever, I think it's divineokay he, he's fucking hilarious
I thought it was devine andjesse and I were talking about
it, but he is, he is funny it.

Chad (05:41):
And then is it.
Is it john goodman?

Tim (05:43):
is that john goodman?
John Goodman, john Goodman.

Chad (05:45):
He's great in everything he's ever done, he is.
You know, and the sister inthat one, she cracks me up.

Tim (05:50):
Like her character, which I don't know much about her.

Chad (05:53):
I don't either, but she's been in comedies before that.
I've seen and it's kind of asimilar character, but she does
a great job with it.
I feel like it's a prettystacked show, yeah, so yeah, and
then the kid, you know theyounger boy or whatever.
He's been in some shit too andI can't remember they were all
kind of like, nah, he's in that,oh cool.

Tim (06:12):
But he's all right.
So, Javier, you brought usthese Elote things for QT.

Javier (06:20):
Let's try these later.
I don't feel like.

Tim (06:22):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're trying them now.
We're trying them now.

Javier (06:26):
You get the full boy.
I'm not going to eat the fullboy, I'm just going to.
I saw these at QT.

Tim (06:32):
So I tried it once.
I haven't had them.
I haven't had them again, butthis is QT's attempt at Mexican
food.

Javier (06:39):
This is like their elote taquito Mexican food.
It looks terrible.
They even put the burn marks tolook like corn.

Chad (06:47):
When you go back to Mexico to see your family, is this
what they feed you?
This is what they feed us.

Javier (06:51):
This is from the motherland.
This idea was taken fromabuelas everywhere.
So if you are fresh from theborder and you want a bite of
home, then go to QT for theirelote taquitos.

Tim (07:04):
It's supposed to be Mexican street corn in there, and then
the dusting is hot cheetos.
I'm scared to bite it and eatit.
Have you not tried it?

Javier (07:14):
yet?
No, I haven't, I just tore thetip off.

Chad (07:19):
It's not good, it's not bad.
Tell us your take, and thenwe'll give you ours.
It's going to disappoint you asthe resident Mexican?
What do you think about yourelote taquito?
You look disgusted.

Tim (07:34):
I'm so disappointed, so I'm going to tell you the problem
with it.
I'm so fucking disappointed.
There's no cheese.
There's no tajin or chilipowder or anything.
You're supposed to get thespicy from this, but it's not
there it needs cheese and dicedjalapenos is what it needs.
And there's no tapatios in it.
There's no tapatio.
There's no.
What is it Valentina?

(07:55):
There's no Valentina.

Chad (07:56):
It tastes like a not-so-good cornbread.

Tim (07:59):
Where's the mayo?
It's more sweet than it isspicy, like I hate mayo, but I
love mayo.
There's no like limon.

Chad (08:07):
Either way, man, we appreciate you.
It's the thought that counts.

Tim (08:09):
You know, who's got pretty good elote that one gas station
up there off of Hull.

Javier (08:16):
City yeah.

Tim (08:17):
Which one's that it's got the tacos?
Fuel City, yeah, fuel City,they got decent elote.

Chad (08:21):
You know I keep saying that I still like their tacos
too.
Are they off?
They take Mexican tacos at thebest.
Absolutely not.
No but they're pretty fuckinggood for gas station tacos.

Tim (08:30):
Breakfast tacos are great, dude, come on.
The Elote is good.
The only other place that Ilike the Elote from is from I
think it's like El Rancho, overoff of like Felix.
They have a little Elote guythat's out there Is his name
Felix.
Yeah.

Chad (08:49):
Let me go see.

Tim (08:49):
Felix on Felix.
So you're really disappointedwith this.

Javier (08:51):
Huh, I'm very disgusted.
How dare QT.

Chad (08:55):
Look, I'll be honest with you.
That's how I felt the firsttime Sarah and I split one, and
we were like all stoked about itand we're both like aw.

Javier (09:01):
Kind of disgusted.
That's very I'm, very you wantit to be good.

Tim (09:05):
So we're talking about qt, qt taquitos for a minute.
Their chicken taquitos are aregreat, amazing.
They have a good spice to them,they have flavor.

Javier (09:14):
They're nice, their chicken their chicken dicks are
amazing chicken dicks so I sawsomebody.

Tim (09:18):
They said this is a hack that you gotta do.
Okay, I've been wanting to dothis, but I've never.
I've never done it.
But you take the chicken dick,which, for those who don't know
what a chicken dick is, it isthe buffalo, the buffalo chicken
roller thing yeah put that in ahot dog bun, oh, and then put
your, put their chipotle sauce,stuff on top of that sauce is

(09:38):
bomb.

Chad (09:39):
Yeah, I, I had andrew bring me a bottle that one time
so I could just have it at homebecause it's so good.

Tim (09:43):
Yeah, yeah, it's good and it's shelf stable, so is their
ranch.
Their ranch is great and itcould sit on the shelf.
It doesn't.
I think it expires.
Maybe I don't know.

Chad (09:51):
We'll never know.
You don't have to refrigerateit though.
We'll never know, but those aregood Our tacos Brisket tacos
are okay, it's almost likethey're trying to be like
Bucky's a little bit, because Ithink this is later, but they're
pretty good.

Tim (10:04):
The chicken tacos are just bland.
You got to put salsa on there.
Oh, I like the brisket.
I will say they fell short on.
They put out this like orangechicken taquito one time.

Chad (10:15):
Oh yeah, that one was gross too.
It was sweet, it was like toosweet.

Tim (10:18):
Yeah, it was weird, a chicken dick.
That was not the spicy one theyhad, like a Parmesan one they
tried for a little bit, I neverhad that one.
Oh, that was pretty good.
Other than that, I mean, I hadtheir meatball sub.

Javier (10:31):
They have a meatball sub .

Tim (10:32):
They have a meatball sub now.
Wow, I think Firehouse Sub'sgot the better meatball sub, and
then.

Javier (10:40):
Cheapahut's got the Supreme.

Chad (10:42):
I haven't had a meatball sub from chiva hut.

Javier (10:44):
It's good choke on has the best meatball subs, I say
choke on it, choke on this dick.
That's what that's.

Tim (10:50):
Choke on this dick all right, but uh, is that the joke?

Chad (10:53):
it was a joke I thought you're being serious, like what
the fuck did you just choke on?

Javier (10:57):
yeah, it's, it's uh, I have it I have a little reminder
do the choke on these nuts joketoday at 815.

Chad (11:05):
Smart Dude use your reminders wisely.

Tim (11:07):
That was good, that was good.

Chad (11:09):
They also have like their pizzas are pretty good.
Like they had this like buff,not Buffalo.
I guess right now they have aBuffalo chicken.
They've been doing like amonthly change out.

Tim (11:16):
Yeah, their pizzas are pretty solid, they're really
solid.

Chad (11:19):
Chicken, bacon, ranch, pizza last month or two months
ago, something like that, andpizza last month or two months
ago something like that, and wewe got a piece just to try it
out and it was pretty fuckinggood.
I was sad I was gonna go backand get a whole pizza and I
never did and now it's gone.
But my favorite thing at qt,aside from the chicken- dick,
because that's my favorite umtheir breakfast pizza.
We'll get like a personalbreakfast pizza and split it on
a weekend after like maybe wentout for a couple drinks the

(11:40):
night before something, it isthe best I got burned out on the
breakfast pizza and I'm tryingto get back into it because it's
been.

Tim (11:46):
It's been a few years, but how often you go to qt you have
to understand every day.
It's like right by, yeah, it'slike right there.
I mean, you can just walk, I dowalk, okay, and now I usually
just get a energy drink orwhatever, or I'll get coffee or
something, but previously tothat, whenever I was on the
ambulance still full time whichI'm gonna be back on there
pretty soon um, where you justhang out and fucking qt parking

(12:06):
lot oh yeah, so you just eat,you know, and there's nothing
better nothing wait.

Chad (12:10):
Yeah, eat and wait.
What'd you?

Tim (12:11):
do today ate and wait.
I would uh start my day and I'dget one of those.
I ate that like almost everysingle shift for like almost a
year breakfast pizza yeah, ohyeah, and then I was just like I
can't do things that often I'llget burnt out real quick, I
probably have one once a monthif that.

Chad (12:27):
But yeah, I mean they were good.

Tim (12:28):
And then you put if you put a little, you put the hot sauce
on there.

Javier (12:31):
Oh, I have not put the hot sauce on there I'm still
thinking about this trash, ohyeah I'm sorry, buddy it's okay,
you were, you were, you werehope, you were hopeful I was
well, I mean, I saw it and Itold the guy I'm getting kind of
toasty.

Chad (12:43):
It was a sweet boy thing of you to do.
I was like.

Javier (12:46):
You know what I'm going to get some.
I asked the guy first how heliked them.

Chad (12:50):
And he said I don't.

Javier (12:51):
He's like they're different and I'm like okay, and
then I was like.
That should have been your cue.
I was like I'm going to youtell me how you liked them.

Chad (13:02):
So he knew so he knew.

Tim (13:03):
He knew Obviously Fucking guy, but no, he's.
I mean the QT guys can't talkshit about their food.

Javier (13:09):
Yeah, of course not.
I mean, I wouldn't expect Jaredto like bash them.

Tim (13:13):
Well, he can now Other Jared?
Oh yeah, Other Jared can't,yeah Well.

Chad (13:17):
I mean, like that time was stellar this time you know you
can't hit them all.

Javier (13:21):
Those were solid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could killfor a Post Malone cookie.

Chad (13:30):
Right, that sounds fucking great.
All right, javier, what haveyou been up to the past couple
of weeks?

Javier (13:33):
Brought Cleaning.
Cleaning, that's nice.
We cleaned the had a tiptoearound there and we got up like
maybe 40 of the stuff out ofthere is it from when?

Chad (13:45):
she?

Tim (13:46):
like moved, yeah, still, yeah, oh, it's not just from
when she moved, and my stuff tooand you're hoarding?

Chad (13:51):
yes, oh well, yeah, you probably moved a lot of stuff
out into the garage.

Javier (13:54):
Yeah, yeah I had a bunch of shoe boxes in there and, um,
I had a.
I have one of those sawzalls,the uh milwaukee sawzall.
That's like a, it's a saw it'sa saw yeah so and I was, I was
like taking my time cutting inhalf, and then I did something
and I stepped on a box and itflattened and I'm like why?

Chad (14:12):
aren't I doing this, and I started stepping on all the
boxes.
You were cutting boxes withsawzall yeah instead of just
stepping on boxes.

Javier (14:18):
Yeah, okay which you know took, like I could have
probably done like four to one,and so then, have you ever seen
the person who will use anythingbut a screwdriver?

Chad (14:31):
No.

Tim (14:32):
To screw something in.
I feel like that's you, thoughReally it's just.
You know there could be ascrewdriver there, but you're
going to use anything other thanI just want to have fun Pocket
knife, butter knife, sawzall,cut up some boxes.

Javier (14:46):
It's kind of like the scene from garden state, where
he like returns the knives andhe's like why are you returning
these knives?
Because because they won't cutcans.
It's like what do you mean?
They won't cut cans?
On the commercial they show theguy cutting the cans and
they're just not cutting them.
It's like well, you want tojust explain, exchange them out.

Tim (15:01):
And he's like yeah, I just, I just don't want it.

Javier (15:03):
I don't want it.
You know it's kind of that samesituation.
But yeah, I just stepped on theboxes.
I was like, okay, fuck, cool,let's throw everything in the
truck and it's trash day.
Finally at the shop and I justthrew all the shoe boxes in
there and god damn, there's alot of shoe boxes.
I bet like, holy fuck, likethese are for like shoes I wear.
Like actually no, I'm not,really don't wear most of them.

Chad (15:23):
What do you do with the shoes?
Do you have like a like?

Tim (15:25):
casing.
I have a room, okay, no, butI'm surprised you got rid of the
boxes for the shoes.

Javier (15:30):
I mean, they're shoes I'm not going to get rid of.
Okay, like I'm going to keepthem, okay.
So I mean the other stuff, hey,speaking of which.
Okay, so we were cleaning,right.
And so my dad kept like thesecupboards, cupboards like these

(15:50):
fuck, what do you call them?
Treasure chests, like no bigfucking cabinets for clothes and
shit.

Chad (15:57):
Okay.

Javier (15:57):
And one of them had like a camera and then a camcorder,
like a mini eight camcorder orhigh eight camera and I remember
I had one.
I had a um, I had a tape that Ihad from high school and I was
like it was just there.
I found it and I was like ohcool, I don't have anything to
play with yeah and so I tried toturn on the camera and it

(16:19):
wouldn't work.
and so then I was like, well,the battery's just dead, I can't
find the charger.
I ordered a charger, I chargedit and I put the tape in.
The tape was from it was 03, soit was junior year, our junior
year, yeah, and I was looking atit and I was so embarrassed.
I was so embarrassed because Ihad it during during school,

(16:41):
during high school.
I was, you know, recordingstuff with my friends and stuff
like that.
Not you guys, I didn't see.
I friends and stuff like that.
Not you guys, I didn't see.
I don't think I saw any of youguys in the video.
I was in the basement, you know, they had the basement
classrooms and I was just doingdumb shit.
And then the next, it was maybe20 minutes of that, and then 10
minutes no, 20 minutes ofMexico Me with my cousin.

(17:02):
We were in Mexico and theentire time was just me and my
cousin zooming in on girls'butts and I'm just like, what
the fuck is this Like?
Obviously I'm a fuckingdegenerate.
when I was a kid, I still am Notquite, but I was like cringing
at myself just watching thistape and I was like, oh, this,

(17:23):
I'm never gonna show anybodythis.
And then some more cringy shit.
I'm like why was I like this?
And I was like I hate myselfright now.
I really hate myself.
So that's, that's what I did.

Chad (17:33):
Don't be embarrassed oh no , it's, don't be embarrassed
it's I.

Javier (17:37):
I want to burn the tape if it wasn't for the high school
bits in it, like of my friendsas children.
You know, we were like 17 yearsold.

Tim (17:45):
I'm going to be real.
Yeah, I took a video camera, myparents' video camera, to like
one of the last days of school,maybe junior year.

Javier (17:54):
Yeah.

Tim (17:56):
And I'm pretty sure, like I was trying to get people to
flash me and all sorts of stuff,I don't know.
I was gonna ask something, butI don't want to ask it, and like
I'm pretty sure like I wasdoing the whole like girls gone,
like trying to do girls gonewild right and and and now
knowing what I know now, likethat's highly illegal because we
were all underage yeah, so thatalmost kind of maybe happened

(18:21):
in Jamaica a little bit.

Chad (18:23):
I had a GoPro and the day that we all blacked out there
were some topless girls on thevideo and I never downloaded
that video footage.
Y'all know about this story,right?
And where's that camera now?

Tim (18:38):
I know exactly where that's at.
It's in Lake Texoma.
It's in the bottom of.

Chad (18:41):
Lake Texoma.
So you know someone maybe findsome really nice video someday
of some ladies in Jamaica.

Tim (18:49):
I've always I want it because you knew.
You knew exactly where it was.

Chad (18:53):
Yeah.

Tim (18:53):
I know exactly where it is.
You know exactly where itdropped in the lake.
But that lake is so muddy whereit dropped in the lake, but
that that lake is so muddy likeit's gone, gone, I mean it's
gone, but people get down therewith the.
I mean it's been some years now, but people get down there with
the uh, with the, what's itcalled?

Javier (19:07):
you know the metal detectors and find shit all the
time.

Tim (19:09):
I mean we could rent some scuba equipment and yeah go into
pitch black is it worth it?
Absolutely not but do we do itfor the bit?

Chad (19:18):
I mean, that's uh, that's all question I'll do that as
soon as javier gets those sextapes that his dad made.

Tim (19:25):
Once he finds those and we watch you get us, uh, for this,
for the viewers.
Uh, you get us, uh, 200 moresubscribers, and chad and I will
don wetsuits and we'll go intothat lake and we will find I
kind of have an idea where itwas kind of where it was we were
coming along the it was on thecurve.

Chad (19:42):
Yeah, right before the inlet.

Javier (19:43):
Yeah, that's when we flipped, yeah in the canoe but
you have to think somebody hasgone scubaing in there no, no,
no one's going diving in a lakethat murky it's so murky you
can't see.

Tim (19:56):
The only time you dive there is when you're finding
cars have been abandoned in thelake and dead bodies man.

Chad (20:01):
We would be going down underwater and just hoping that
we touch something, and thenhave the metal detector and
listen for beeps, because youcan't see a foot in front of
your face.

Javier (20:13):
There's no clarity in that so disappointing, so
disappointing, but you know what?

Tim (20:18):
My bag was one of the bags that flipped into the water.
And guess what?
All my stuff was dry.
You know why?

Javier (20:23):
because you had one of them, wet bags, no, no, no, no,
no.

Tim (20:25):
I put all my sleeping bag and everything into trash bags
and tied them up I do rememberthat my brother told me to do
that and I was like that's a,that's a good idea.
I've got like five differentdry bags now so you know if I
could go back in time I thinkyou fuckers were sleeping in wet
things yeah, um, but yeah that.

Javier (20:43):
And then a couple weeks ago I was over.
I think I already talked aboutthis.

Chad (20:47):
Uh, the visit fort worth thing oh yeah, I think I talked
about that last no, that was, Ithink I did.

Javier (20:54):
Yeah, you did I did because I brought up uh benzie
yeah and so, um, you know, we'regonna set that up and hopefully
next episode.

Tim (21:00):
Yeah, we got Benzie coming on.
And then, you know, our buddy,kevin Casillas, reached out to
me.

Chad (21:06):
Oh cool.

Tim (21:06):
And you know he does the body harvesting, body part
harvesting, or whatever.
The donors and all that stuff.
And April is donor awarenessorgan donor awareness month.

Chad (21:17):
I thought you were going to say body part awareness month
.
For some reason, body partawareness month, that's a weird
month and he would like to.

Tim (21:22):
so one of his tasks at work is to spread awareness of that.
And he was like he just hit meup.
He's like, hey, do you think wecould come on, I come on, shoot
the shit but also spreadawareness of being an organ
donor.
And I'm like, if he brings.
Okay, kevin, you got to bringtacos.

Javier (21:38):
You're always welcome, Kevin.
We'll just fuck with you.

Tim (21:39):
Yeah, so I think we'll have Kevin come back on for a little
bit and tell us all the newsabout that, I guess.

Javier (21:46):
Yeah, nice, we got some things planned.
Yeah, it's going to be a funsummer it's different, for sure.
So cleaning and that's itCleaning.

Tim (22:01):
I can't think of anything else.
That's pretty much it.
I did ask so do y'all keep yourboxes of like random things,
not just shoes.

Chad (22:03):
But I'm talking like, uh, you get a new cell phone, yeah,
you keep the box I've got a um,you know, those cubes that you
put like the container, cubesthat you put in the drawers,
whatever.
I've got a cube full of watchboxes.

Tim (22:14):
So, like all, my, so I understand the watch boxes right
, because you know, someday I'lleither give them away jesse
doesn't understand that.

Chad (22:20):
But, like, the box adds value to the watch right, and
then I do also for all my likehigh-end electronics, like my
apple watch, my iphone, my ipad.

Tim (22:29):
Um, not just apple stuff either, though, but like other
electronics, I can't think ofany on the top of my head, but I
kept them for a long time and Igot rid of all those I honestly
think that I did too recently,but I had them like, I've moved
with them twice and I think Ijust recently got rid of them
why do we do this?

Chad (22:44):
because you never know like, honestly, I do it.
For the same reason he does itwith shoes.
It's like you might sell themand you want them to have the
whole package.
You get more money for it andit comes in a nice.
This is basically new or is newand be done with it.
That's why I do it.
Okay.

Tim (22:59):
Same with the watches yeah, I just do it because I think
it's a trait that I have, so youjust do it to do it, dude, I
think it's just part, I thinkit's part of one of the weird
things that I just do.
Man, is there like a price?

Chad (23:12):
that you like.
I'm gonna keep this becausethere's a price to it, or you
just do it on all things no,it's just all things, man.

Tim (23:18):
I mean, like box got to keep that bitch, all right, cape
random cables, I do that I haveso many listen, listen.
I was cleaning out shit and Ifound rca, like the rca cables,
the cables you use to hook uplike a vcr to a tv.
That's got like the three, youknow, the white, yellow and red
those hoes away bro.
I don't even have a TV that hasthose connections.

Javier (23:39):
I tried to, because the camcorder came with that.
It was a monster set, and so Itried to hook it up in the back
of the TV, and it didn't have it.

Chad (23:47):
And.

Javier (23:47):
I tried to hook it up in the Bose and it didn't have
that either there's an adapter,though.
There is.
I mean it was an AV to HDMI.
Yeah, but I mean at that hdmi,yeah, yeah, but I mean but I
found like random, those randomthings, uh, a power supply for
an xbox, that I don't even ownanymore.
I found my well in in the messis my old xbox 360 and I'm like

(24:07):
does this still work?
Like should I?

Tim (24:09):
did you get the red ring of green ring of death?

Javier (24:11):
well, because I I had it switched out twice because of
the red ring yeah and um.
After that I think I bought aps3 or four and I stopped
playing it, but I still have mygames.
I have a controller.
Um, I gotta find.

Tim (24:24):
The problem is I'm turning into my fucking dad.
That's the problem.
Yeah, is that.
I remember growing up he hadlike coax cables for shit.
He had these cables for shit.
They had a, a container.
You know those uh tins that youthought they would be cookies?
Yes, yeah, it was a tin thatwould.
They had cookies in at onepoint.
I thought it was a.
They had a container.
You know those tins that youthought they would be cookies?
Yes, it was a tin that hadcookies in it at one point I
thought it was a Mexican thing.

Javier (24:44):
only no, no, no.

Tim (24:46):
It transcends all races, I believe.

Javier (24:49):
Racism is over everyone.

Tim (24:52):
But you open that up and it's got like random screws,
nuts bolts, just random shit,and I'm like I have to dig
through what looks like probably300 different screws to find
one that would work.
You know, yeah, why do I keepall this random shit?
You never know.

Chad (25:08):
My mom just made Mike, get rid of two drawers full of
screws, nuts, bolts, whatever,and I get the point.
It's like I might use thesesomeday.
But also they're so stupidcheap.
Like, are you really yeah?
That's true, so but then theyjust threw it away.
I was like you could have likesold it to a scrapyard like that
was probably 20 pounds of metalyou know?

Tim (25:28):
so g's saying that he won some stuff she she, what she she
?
That's not rg.
Okay, let's say she okay, okay,so just g, it just says g, I
said g we had a conversation uh,oh, that's what else I did.
I went to, I'm saying g said uh, I won stuff at an auction lots
of 60s, 70s and 80s stuff stillin the box that's good.

Javier (25:50):
Right there, that's wild .
That's different though,because that's stuff you can
sell?

Tim (25:54):
yeah, but if you open it you're gonna have 70s air that's
gonna hit you in the face.
It's like what if it's like atomb and you know people just
start dying all of a sudden youget some weird fucking curse.

Chad (26:03):
You know that actually happened, I know.
Yeah, they opened a tomb andpeople just started dying,
people that, like breathe theair that's crazy.

Tim (26:09):
That's what's gonna.
Let us be careful that's so.

Javier (26:12):
That's another thing I did.
I went dude, you're a dude,she's a dude that's the whole
thing, dude.

Tim (26:18):
Transcends all.
All right, okay, okay nobackpedaling motherfucker um I
said g, I didn't say she.

Javier (26:25):
I didn't say dude, I said he, you said he, I said g,
you said hey, look, replay itwe'll go back and listen.

Tim (26:33):
This is recorded.

Javier (26:34):
Go back and listen um, but we, we went to.
Uh, ernie's cypher show last.

Tim (26:39):
Saturday.

Javier (26:40):
Not this Saturday, but the Saturday before.

Tim (26:42):
It was a lot of fun seeing it.
What's a Cypher show?

Javier (26:44):
It's Cypher.
Bet back in the day had thisthing during the awards shows
called the BET Cypher and theyalways had different sections
with different crews from EastCoast, west Coast, midwest,
nerdy, south.
Then we're talking about aroundthe world.
I got phones and retirementhomes and teenagers and little
bitty boys and girls knockinglyrical bombs up in your hood

(27:05):
non-stop and I'm headed to theblock.
Explode.
Hip-hop, r&b, pop-tart, whatyou want.
I gotta leave.
Rock and roll yeah, I'm sorrythat was ludicrous, wow, but
they, they had differentsections of uh of the united
states.
You know, like I was sayingLike who was it?
I think the best one had to belike Ice Cube and his kid.

Tim (27:27):
Okay, but it was representation.

Javier (27:28):
Representation, and so it's people just coming together
to freestyle.

Tim (27:33):
Yeah, just like short sets.
That's what this was.

Javier (27:36):
It was really like a lot of fun.
There's a couple artists thatwe ran into J-Boy over there and
he is producing now, so he'smaking beats for some of these
artists that are performing andit's a matter, it's a way of
these artists to meet peoplelike J-Boy or people that are
trying to have connections inthe music industry when it comes

(27:57):
to either production or maybeeven representation.
So it really like a lot of fun.
And and ernie's, you know he'sbig in the community when it
comes to um bars, right and, uh,crazy bars all right, crazy
bars, I heard yeah yeah, barsstill matter, you and me bars do
still matter.
So that was fun.
I had a lot of good times.

Chad (28:17):
It was good talking to jay boy.
Like you were already there fora while so you probably got to
talk to him for a bit, but likehe was talking about the old D&D
shit again.
Yeah Fuck, that was so much funit was fun.

Tim (28:27):
The problem with it is like we're all pulled so thin.
Oh, I know, and that was theissue.
Would you do that?

Javier (28:42):
instead of this?
Would I do that instead of this?
I don't know, I don't know,that's tough.
I want to play again.
I do want to play again, and wetalked about him.
He's opening a studio up, um inarlington yeah oh close to the
stadium.
So, um, if he has a uh openingparty, I'd love to go to that
too, and he's even having havinga space for for um, podcasting
also, so if anybody.
We have a couple friends I knowI've got some friends that are

(29:03):
looking into getting intopodcasting, so places like that
is a must when it comes topeople opening, including our
friend Paul.
You know he has his stuff overhere too and he's got brand
juice.

Chad (29:14):
Yeah, all the content he's been putting out has been
pretty good for brand juice.

Tim (29:17):
My favorite one was the dude in the back of the truck.

Chad (29:21):
Yeah, in his truck.
That's funny.
You'll be a customer for life.
That was good, paul.

Tim (29:26):
That was good, all right, chad.
Anything notable?
Anything.

Chad (29:30):
Went to that.
That was great.
That night was also what dothey call it?
Lost in Sound over there onSouth Main Area.

Javier (29:37):
Yes, but I thought they canceled it because of the wind
or the rain.
No, or it was J-O-E's show overthere.
Yeah, his did.

Chad (29:45):
They did cancel that yeah but we went to Nickel because it
hadn't been there in a while,ran into Colleen and Ben Hadn't
seen them in a long time, wentover to Hop, and then there was
some music there, some reallygood musician there.
For there was some music there,some really good, uh, musician
there.
Forgot the name, though, andthen that's when we went to go
meet you up at tulips and thenwe ended the night at down and
out and everybody was there,including um joseph aiella was

(30:07):
there oh hell, the guy that wehad on.
Yeah, panther city or panther,yeah panther city tattoos yeah
uh, he was there looking buffand mean like a motherfucker, uh
, but yeah, it was fun, it wascool, it was a good night.
Um, I don't think I've doneanything else other than that,
except for this weekend.
We, we flew up to chicago forsaint patrick's day.
Uh, a couple of weeks agoactually, I think it was the

(30:29):
same weekend that we went no, itwas two weeks ago.
Um, we, we were drinking andwe're like I really want to do
chicago.
I want to see the green river.
I've always want to see thegreen river in chicago for saint
patrick's day, and so we bookeda last minute flight and went
and it was.
It was fun, except the weatherin chicago was more bipolar than
our shit.
Like day one was 60s, it wasperfect.
Um, it was a little dusty, kindof like it was dusty here on

(30:52):
friday, remember they were likeoh, the west texas dust except
the west texas dust didn't makeit to chicago, so I don't know
why it was dusty up there.
And then it was crazy Like itwas so packed, Like the whole
city, Like it wasn't even likeMardi Gras.
It was like Mardi Gras on crack.

Tim (31:08):
It was obnoxious.
I mean Chicago was a big, Imean big St Paddy's Day, big
Irish yeah.

Chad (31:13):
Yo, there wasn't a single bar that didn't have a line
around the block, and I'm notjust saying this or making shit
up, I'm talking an entire linearound the block just to get
into these bars, like no, thanks, it's an experience, but that
sounds absolutely miserable,right.
Yeah, I won't do it again, justlike I may or may not do Mardi
Gras again, like you do it once.
It's like cool, I did it, butwe did.

(31:37):
The next day it snowed superhard, which is crazy because
again bipolar, and so we didsome stuff.
We had brunch and went to gosee the Bean because Brittany
and Brent had never been toChicago, but I never really hung
out in Wrigleyville like overby Wrigley Stadium ballpark,
whatever.

Javier (31:53):
Wrigley.

Chad (31:53):
Field, wrigley Field Stadium?
I don't know.
Cuck stadium, I don't know.
Uh, oh, whoa, you sit in yourcuck chair.
There's a cuck right there, uh,but we, like bar, hopped.

Javier (32:05):
There was a rabbit hole there, random I was gonna say
isn't there like a?
I feel like, um, uh, what's hisname?
Should have a bar over there.
Uh, fucking tober, I just feellike tober in chicago that would
be a very tober place like thebars were really cool, really
chill.

Chad (32:21):
They had a pop-up.
It was called charmed, kind oflike what tober does with
halloween and, dude, honestly,jordan.
We need to do a fucking saintpatrick's day pop-up theme thing
.
But this place was nuts likethey had clouds with with
rainbows and the whole place waslike really done up it.
It was pretty neat.
That was it.
It was fun.

(32:41):
Just drank a lot over theweekend, saw the Green River.
Weather was obnoxious.

Javier (32:46):
Did you go to Mr Beef, or what's that sandwich?
No, no.

Chad (32:51):
The city was packed and we just kind of hung out downtown
because, again, they hadn'treally seen much.
Next time I'd like to actuallystay in wrigleyville and then,
if we want to go to chicago,take the train, come back.
But I want to see more ofchicago, not just downtown,
because it's all right, it'sgood, it's great, especially the
first couple times you've been.

Tim (33:09):
But there's more to it okay yeah, I went, um, I went over
to hd supply, uh monday actuallyand uh, so my, I talked about
this, uh, one of the lastepisodes.
Uh, my boy uh uh, steven, gotout of uh out of jail and
exonerated and all this otherstuff.
He's got some stuff that'shappening now, um, things, crazy

(33:32):
things anyways.
Uh, it was kind of like awelcome home party, uh, welcome
back to texas.
Uh, so big, big group showed upover at HG Supply.
I've never really gone thereother than for the boozy
popsicles whenever we ride theriver.
Beefy boys, but I would go backthere again and eat in a

(33:52):
heartbeat.
Dude, they have these killerbison meatballs.
So what I did was I got thebison meatballs, I got their uh
sweet potato hash and somebrussels sprouts.
Dude, fan, fucking tastic.
It was so good.
Um, yeah, I did that on uhmonday.
So they're vegan quesos legitand they've also got like a poke

(34:14):
bowl I saw the poke bowl, yeahI thought about getting that, uh
, but yeah, I mean, that'spretty much all I did was was do
that, jesse and I, we, we wentto the dump and threw some shit
away dumped.
Yeah, we're just trying toclear, we're just trying to
clear out our lives here andjust get rid of, uh, rid of
things, whatever.
So, uh, nothing too crazy man.
Um, school's school and it'skicking my ass.

(34:35):
And I added an extra class fora seven week class, which is
stupid.

Chad (34:39):
So are you on your second eight-week group.

Tim (34:42):
So I do traditional semesters but I'll sometimes
throw in like, and so this onewas a thrown-in seven-week class
.
So how many classes are youdoing this semester?
Total three, okay yeah, so twotraditional semesters, one short
one, and then on top of thatparamedic program that I'm also

(35:02):
doing so yeah, there's a lot, alot of shit going on.

Javier (35:04):
Right now I'm looking at gladys's stuff that she has on
there and this is good thoughold shit, that's some.
God damn you got all this shit.

Tim (35:12):
So that clears everything up, uh, while javier's looking
through that, um, all right, soI want to jump into a couple
topics that I think we shouldhit on.
So in the news, if you all keepit up with it, our astronauts
have been rescued.
Finally, after what?

Javier (35:29):
Nine months, nine months up there.

Tim (35:31):
Nine months in outer space, stuck up there because of
Boeing's shitty designs.

Javier (35:38):
Dude, first of all, why did they do this?
I mean, they tested it right,but the whole situation of them
like they had shit breaking.

Tim (35:46):
Like it got up there and started breaking and leaking
shit.
I felt like I was watchingApollo 13 all over again Shit.

Javier (35:54):
I want to check and see if the technology of that entire
thing, if there's more stuff inthis phone than obviously
computing power.

Tim (36:03):
I mean it might be the case .
I bet you your phone's moreindestructible compared to the
Boeing spacecraft.

Javier (36:10):
Dude, that's just for like nine months, yeah, but
stuck up there for nine months.

Tim (36:13):
I can't imagine being up there and just being.
I'd be so stir crazy.

Chad (36:18):
Yeah, so did you see like a comparison with what they look
like before and after?

Tim (36:23):
dude, they look like they've aged, like she looked,
like she was like in her late70s coming back 80s, oh yeah,
she looks.
So I don't.

Chad (36:31):
I didn't see the guy, but she looks so bad like I mean,
yeah, and like it's funny, whenshe was getting off she had her
hat down like this.
I was like that's kind of weird.
And then I saw a picture of herwithout that.
I'm like, oh damn, she's like Ihaven't seen age 10 years.

Tim (36:44):
Yeah, it's like, uh, what is it?
Um, uh, it was inception.
No, the it was inception.
Where are you talking about,like interstellar, interstellar,
it was an I one, yeah yeah,where they get stuck on the you
know and and that's what I feltlike is like, did y'all end up
too close to a big planet?

Javier (37:00):
Like what happened, you know?

Tim (37:04):
Yeah, nine months.
So SpaceX, whenever thespacecraft got there and the
crew that was on that, theyactually had an alien encounter
Whenever they got to.

Chad (37:14):
Was Elon on the fucking ship.

Tim (37:15):
Elon was not on the ship, but yeah, so uh dragon capsule
gets up there, they, they dockand whenever they, um, whenever
they enter in this, whenever thethe airlock opens up, they were
greeted by uh astronaut, uh,nick haig, I believe, is how you
pronounce his last name.
He was wearing an alien mask.

Chad (37:34):
Oh, nice, glad they got a sense of humor, right, yeah?
And then they have fuckingheart attack and die after nine
months of hell.

Javier (37:42):
But it's wild because, like what's his name was up
there for over a year, mark.

Tim (37:48):
Zuckerberg, mark Zuckerberg .
He is an alien, though, so it'sokay.

Javier (37:51):
But there was an astronaut that was, and he has a
twin brother and they were.
He's a senator now for Arizona.
He's Gabby gifford's husbandbut, um, he was in space for
over a year and so they did, uh,experiments on like.
Obviously you're going to do anexperiment with your twin, so
they wanted to see what changedin their like.

Tim (38:12):
I guess biology so I thought it was pretty cool.

Javier (38:14):
But what changed penis size?
I guess I'm not sure.
I think it got.
I think space boys got a littlefatter.
So the question though, size?
I guess I'm not sure.
I think it's got.
I think space boy's got alittle fatter.

Tim (38:21):
So the the question though that I, that I have for you, for
you I hope it's a question.
I hope you're gonna ask what'sthe longest you could survive,
what's the longest you couldlast in space?

Javier (38:31):
you know no, what's the longest you could survive.

Tim (38:34):
What's the long?
You know?

Chad (38:35):
they've tested that they had, they had to, they test
probably double the time, sothree and a half minutes or so
so what's the uh?

Tim (38:40):
what's the longest you could survive in space before
losing your mind?

Javier (38:43):
are you alone or are you with people?

Tim (38:45):
I'm gonna say that we're gonna do two, two things right.
So one, you've got, it's youand one other person, one other,
one other astronaut, and thenthe other one is just you by
yourself with somebody um fuck,maybe like six months I think
six months.

Chad (39:06):
It's probably a stupid question.
Do they have, like they couldthey have communication?

Javier (39:10):
and they have internet right like you watch netflix.

Chad (39:13):
Yeah, yeah dude, I could do it for so long okay okay, so
long.
But what if these shows andmovies are out there?

Tim (39:21):
yeah, you don't have space hanging out, you don't have that
, it's just you and your andyour work, your science work
listen.

Chad (39:29):
My mind has been racing so much recently that I've been
raw dogging on the way to andfrom work this past couple of
weeks.

Tim (39:36):
So you've seen on a plane yeah, yeah, where, yeah, you sit
down, you got nothing no music,no video, no, nothing.

Chad (39:42):
I've been doing that on the way to and from work, just
like raw dogging it, and I Idon't think I could do it long
term.
I do enjoy it right now becausemy mind's just fucking going a
mile a minute, but um, no,without video or anything like
that, I don't think I'd last,but like a few months.

Javier (40:00):
I did an eight hour flight with, I think, only music
to Iceland and um, I didn'tlike it.

Chad (40:09):
Dude, I can't just do music, I need, I need some video
, yeah.

Tim (40:12):
It's weird how we've gotten , you know, gotten up.
What if you just had musicvideos?
Hang on, You've got this iswhat you got a friend of me
you've got the top 100 okay of1974 2000 to gross of 2000 to
2004.
Okay, music videos, oh fuck,yes fuck.

Chad (40:35):
Yes that's what you got that's great, but that's only
about what?
Is that like 300 minutes?
What does that equate to?

Javier (40:43):
No longer.

Chad (40:46):
Yeah, three minutes of video on average.

Javier (40:49):
Okay, we'll say four.
Yeah, but like from 2000 to2004?
He said top 100.

Tim (40:53):
Top 100.
Not all, just the top 100.

Javier (40:55):
100 videos 100 for each year.
Remember that.
Okay, the top 100.
100 videos 100 for each year.

Chad (40:59):
Remember that.
Okay, remember that.
That added some time.
I feel like my whole thing is Ican't keep watching the same
shit over and again, over andover again.
So if you've got a lot ofcontent and I could split it out
between the days and stuff likethat, I think I could probably
do that, so I could watch shitover and over again.

Tim (41:13):
Me too.
I don't know how long.
I think I could probably last along time.
With someone, but by yourself,by myself, I think I could last,
I think he'd last longer byhimself, I would last longer by
myself.

Javier (41:26):
Yeah, I think so I don't know.
Man, that's a lot ofmasturbating.

Tim (41:30):
There'd be a lot of that, a lot of sleep.

Chad (41:33):
It's like Tim comes back younger.
He's just so well-rested.

Javier (41:41):
I just slept so much.
Sorry for all the sorry forthat talk I.
I don't know how few peoplefeel about talking about
masturbating on a?
No, but I'm like fucking uhdepleted over here that's one
thing they don't talk about,though, like in these space
movies do they?
Ever talk about like sex orjerking it?
No, but you know that I meansex.

Tim (41:54):
Yes, obviously you know, they have, they've, they've
tested that.
I'm sure that's been.

Chad (41:58):
that was a question.
I don't know anything abouteither one of those astronauts.
I'm sure they're both older,they probably have families,
grandkids, all that shit.
I don't know, but you thinkthey were fucking a little bit
older.

Javier (42:08):
Does being in space affect the smell?
Does it affect the smell ofyour wiener and or?

Tim (42:13):
maybe vagine?
No, I think you still secrete.

Javier (42:22):
No still secrete that?

Tim (42:23):
no, I think you still smell the same, but does it, like you
know, whenever you run amarathon, and then, yeah, I
think smell is going to bedifferent.

Javier (42:26):
You run a marathon and you got that musk.
It's gonna float different.
Yes, it's the viscosity ofsemen in space, I think has more
you know the only reason whyyou're floating in space, right?

Tim (42:31):
no gravity but you know kind of it's because of how fast
it's going Technically, yoursperm is going at 150,000 miles
per minute.

Javier (42:43):
I mean mile per hour.

Chad (42:45):
I have a feeling that the gas is going to group just like
a liquid would.

Tim (42:48):
You think so?

Chad (42:48):
And so if it hits you, it's going to fucking hit you
all at once.
But I think you could go likeskirt wave, I think it's you
know.

Javier (42:55):
hey, they put water droplets and it looks like you
know beads.
Yeah, I don't think it lookslike that whenever you shoot a
load in space.
I think next, I think it does,I think it goes like wah, wah,
wah, wah.

Chad (43:06):
You know, it goes like you know what it looks like?
It gets bigger.
That Takashi Murakami.
Yeah yeah, oh no.

Javier (43:21):
Where he's got a cheese rope.

Tim (43:21):
I think the next episode I'm going to look up some of the
craziest space experiments thatthey've done.

Chad (43:26):
I do want to know if they've had sex up there.

Tim (43:27):
I'm sure they have.

Chad (43:28):
I'm sure they have, but I also think these two had to have
.

Javier (43:31):
Tell us what you think.
Is there semen in space?
Are there crazy dirty thingshappening up there that we don't
know?
Tell us.

Tim (43:40):
You get put in the spaceship, yeah, and it's like,
uh, you know, you don't knowwhat you know, kind of like what
some of the experiments you'regonna do, and the nasa comes
over like you gotta fuck eachother, and they're like what?
But we're two dudes, yeah, youheard us video the whole thing
and what it is.
It's some like uh, some dudetook you know, take your child
to work day and he's just likefucking around on the radio.

Chad (44:02):
We're going to fund the next space shuttle from OnlyFans
with this shit.
I mean they can make a lot ofmoney that way.
Let's be real.

Javier (44:10):
Let's be real.
If you took all of the moneythat everyone's made on OnlyFans
, you could probably fund a NASAmission.

Chad (44:16):
I don't have any subscriptions to OnlyFans, but
if there was a NASA-themed thingand they were doing it in space
, I'd subscribe.

Tim (44:24):
Sponsor the shit out of it.
I'm nothing but curious.

Javier (44:26):
They got the vomit comet , you know, and there have been
models you know like naked inthose.
I think they made a porno upthere, I think so.

Tim (44:36):
But you're only like floating for a brief period.
Hey Google look up space porn,all right, so moving on.
Ok, hulk Hogan had a fanfallout, so Hogan was doing a
meet and greet and he walks outon a fan event.
So fans paid up to five hundreddollars for this meet and greet

(44:57):
.

Javier (45:01):
And now they're demanding refunds.
I've seen plenty of videos ofpeople paying that and then like
saying, are you ready to crushdemocracy, brother?
Like we're going to destroydemocracy and you know america
and you, you're all for it.
Like people just shitting onthem.
Oh, is that what they weredoing?
Yeah, right people justshitting on hulk hogan for even
whenever they had their people,so what you're?

Tim (45:18):
saying is people would pay 500 to go Talk shit, just talk
shit.

Javier (45:22):
Dude.
If they had a meet and greetfor somebody I hated, I would
pay to go and talk shit.
If it was Dan Patrick or thegovernor, I would pay $400 to go
over there to their face, callthem fucking cowards and bitches
and then like-.

Tim (45:37):
You know what's nice about Governor Abbott though?

Javier (45:39):
He can't get up and chase me.
Hang on, well, yeah.

Tim (45:42):
But he can chase you, but chase you, Fuck you, Governor
Abbott.
He basically lives in a cuckchair.
He does.
It's nice which by the way.

Javier (45:52):
speaking of which, let me just say something real quick
.
There was something I saw onthe news today that the other
asshole that I was talking aboutDan Patrick.
Dan Patrick went into a CBDshop in Austin and then he asked
them how many products productsthey sell to children and he
was immediately carded like sir,we need to see your id, yeah,
when he was going in there.

Tim (46:11):
But that was this whole thing.
So they're pushing the wholethc ban with that, you know,
because the hemp, the hemp bill,allowed thc products to be sold
that are derived from him,right, right.
So he's pushing to get rid ofany delta products, except for
like bombs that you can rub onyourself.
Okay, yeah.
But the funny thing is is thathe went into this, he goes and
he went around and literallyasking like how many products do

(46:36):
you sell to kids?
How many kids come here and buyshit?
He's like they don't.
They get carded.
I've gotten carded every timeI've got.

Chad (46:44):
They're worse than liquor stores.
I was like they don't they getcarded.
I've gotten carded every timeI've got.
They're worse than liquorstores.

Tim (46:45):
I was like yeah, so they're also pushing liquor stores to
quit selling the THC infuseddrinks.
What a bunch of fucking cucksbro.

Javier (46:54):
Like I mean seriously, like every fucking shop I've
been to I've been carded, likewhen we were in San Antonio.
Remember when we went to afterwe ate at Juan and a Million.
We San Antonio.

Chad (47:04):
Remember when we went to after we ate at 100.

Tim (47:06):
Million and we went to that CBD shop.
Did I say San Antonio?
You said San Antonio, Sorry.
And we walked in and they justimmediately carded you Alright.
So you already said you'd pay$400, $500 to talk shit to
somebody that you hated.
Are there any celebrity meetand greets that are ever worth
it?

Javier (47:21):
I've done one.
See, I've never done one it wasa d's and merrill but it was
vip seats.
You said these nuts, these nuts.

Chad (47:28):
I went to go see d's um it said at 852 make sure you put
in that d's nuts joke um but uh,like five years ago I went and
saw d's and merrill.

Javier (47:39):
I just bought vip seats, that's.
That's a seat, one seat I justwent by myself and it was at the
majestic.
And you know, have you been tothe majestic theater?
Yeah they got this railing thatseparates the regular seats
from, like, the vip, which isonly three rows.
So I got really shit-faced overthere and I bent that that
railing and on reddit everyone'slike you're the guy that bent
the railing.

(47:59):
Yes, I got really drunk, but,um, they let the vip people like
take pictures with them, have aconversation.
As a matter of fact, um, marrow,I had a shirt that said de lo
mio, like it's like a saying inthe puerto rican culture, um,
and he tagged the back of myshirt and that was worth every
penny that I spent on that vipticket and I still have it.

Tim (48:22):
I haven't worn it since I don't fit in it, but I mean
because you did a celebrity meetand greet not that long ago.
That's how you did, that's howyou got.
You ended up with that jacket,tommy, tommy was, so that was
awesome.

Chad (48:32):
I also did vanilla ice one time you did at collecticon.
Yeah, that was really cool.

Javier (48:36):
Um mike the bike met stone cold steve austin, he did
but he didn't.
He won a contest.
He didn't even pay for anything.

Chad (48:42):
Yeah, that's right he just got selected.
It's like, oh shit, if therewas anyone, it should have been
mike.
We already said that,absolutely.
But uh, yeah, that was prettyfunny.
I met that and I didn't mean to.
I think I won tickets to thiscountry concert at the at&t
stadium.
Um, it was like miranda lambertand a couple other people.
I'm not a big country fan, butit was the guy that sings like
it's country, but it's also likebeach music.

(49:04):
I don't know, he always wears ahat jimmy buffett cut off shirt
.
Oh, kenny, chesty, kenny chestyI got to do a meet and greet
with him.
And we were so fucking hammeredlike.
We were so hammered, you andkenny, and it was no, it was, it
was me and my ex and then dannyin court.
And so we're, we're gettingthere, we're meeting him and
we're all he's like so seriousand we're all like taking taking
a picture, and we're all he'slike so serious and we're all
like taking a picture and we'relike, hey, can we do a funny one

(49:26):
this time?
And he's like next, and I waslike this dick, like there's
four of us, shouldn't we getfour pictures?
What the hell.

Javier (49:33):
It's better than it is better than going to.
Sometimes, at Dallas Comic ConI met Mark Hamill oh that's cool
.
It's one of those things likeall right come on, no, it
actually sucked.
Come on picture, come onpicture, that's how the
vinylized thing was too but.
But the thing is, the thing thatannoyed me was it wasn't the,
the event, it was the peoplethat were in front of me.

(49:53):
They're like well, I think mrhamill would like it if I did
this, or what, if I'm gonna askmr hamill this and I just want
to be like I just want to bullyyou, so bad.
And so then they same with him.
They went over there, they tookthe picture and they walked
away and I go up there you'veseen my picture with marquette,
yeah.
And I go over there and as soonas I he's like all right, uh,
stand by him.
And I just look at him.

(50:14):
I said choke me, what?
And they took the picture andI'm like no, no, you didn't.
Yes, that's why he's choking mein the picture, because I was
like I'm gonna do the.
You just said it like I did.
I said choke me, I yelled it, Iwas you know, and he's like.
He was like what?
The first picture I wish I had.
Because he was like this.
And um, he's like wait, wait,wait, redo the picture.

(50:35):
Choke you, yes, please.
He's like okay.
And then I did the live long andprosper thing from star trek
and then, uh, oh my god, peoplewere like bro, that was fucking
perfect.

Tim (50:45):
Well done, that was awesome .
I've never done a meet andgreet and I can't think of any
celebrity that I would want topay a substantial amount of
money.

Javier (50:54):
Jeff Bridges.

Tim (50:56):
No, I mean I would like to meet him, but is he worth paying
$500, $200,?

Chad (51:02):
$100?
Generally it's not going to be$500.
No, but.

Tim (51:05):
I'm just saying even $50.
Even $50.
Is it really worth it?

Chad (51:09):
Usually and correct me if I'm wrong a lot of times.
Well, you can either pay like$50 to $100 to meet somebody, or
you get the VIP tickets thatare $50 to $100 more and you get
benefits plus the meet andgreet.

Tim (51:19):
So it all comes out in the wash.
I don't know.
I just can't think of anybodythat's just like oh my gosh.

Chad (51:24):
I don't know.
Do you have an Ice Ice Babycassette tape signed by Vanilla
Ice?

Tim (51:27):
No, I don't, but you know, what's funny about Vanilla Ice
is that he tried to rebrandhimself.
He did, and he got one of thehottest nu metal producers of
the time.
I mean, the dude found KornReally oh yeah.
So he releases this album.
It's a new metal album and itwas the worst.
It is literally.
It is actually considered oneof the worst new metal albums

(51:50):
ever created.

Chad (51:51):
That's sad.
Oh, I gotta hear it.
I love new metal too.
Oh yeah, how did you just putdown?
What is that?
24 ounces of Monster.
It's almost bedtime, buddy.

Javier (51:59):
It's easier than taking 24 inches of never mind.
Mom don't listen.

Tim (52:07):
Only, you would know, taking 24 inches of never mind
mom don't listen.
So the so the album came out in1998 and it's called hard to
swallow and he tried to uh it itwas.
It was like kind of like this,like on the cusp of like uh lip
biscuit just put out.
You know um three dollar bill,y'all right about that time
period, um give or take, butit's all these new metal bands
that right when corn came static, yeah, yeah um, so this was the

(52:28):
big one.
This was.
This was the the single of thisalbum.

Javier (52:32):
Okay he's gonna play it.

Tim (52:33):
Oh my god just wait, though , so far so good.
Kind of sounds like Linkin Parka little, or.

Chad (52:50):
Korn, oh yeah, or Drowning Pool.

Tim (52:59):
You just gotta wait.
Got the longest intro.
What band did?

Chad (53:03):
that, oh no, got the longest intro.

Tim (53:08):
What band did?

Chad (53:09):
that Uh oh no, you can't just do the same thing Get the
fuck out of here.

Tim (53:14):
That song is called Too Cold.

Chad (53:16):
It started off.
So, like I, I think it startedoff.
Okay.

Javier (53:19):
It sounded like Gorilla Radio at some point.

Chad (53:22):
That's what it was.

Tim (53:23):
It was that like, wah From like, and it's not necessarily
the whole wah from like and it'snot necessarily the whole
albums.
The whole album's not great.

Javier (53:30):
Well, I'm not great energy drink music, yes, the
whole album is not great butit's a breath.
You buy monster monster youlike.

Tim (53:36):
Trump the the biggest what the fuck the biggest problem
with the, uh with the release ofthat album was.
That was the single and it wasjust a remix version of ice ice
baby.
Yeah, it's too bad, I I think,because he goes this whole thing
like the.
He goes ice ice baby and hegoes too cold.
Too cold is what he says.

Chad (53:56):
That's basically the remix he had to have just been on so
much drugs that he couldn'tthink of anything else.

Tim (54:01):
Right, that's the only explanation.
I want y'all to go and listento this whole album I don't
think that I will I think youshould.

Chad (54:07):
But if I get bored raw dogging on the way to work
tomorrow morning, I might giveit a go.
I think you should dude.

Tim (54:13):
Oh my god, that's, but still that's trash all right, so
just to end this little part upokay if there was a celebrity
that you would spend like, isthere a celebrity that you would
spend far, or a figure?

Chad (54:24):
give it, give a number, give a 500 bucks what it says on
here.
500 is there anybody.

Tim (54:28):
That just stands out that you would want to spend 500 to
get a chance to talk to youcheck.
You would spend 500 to talk tocheck.

Chad (54:34):
I think so like a full-on conversation.
Full-on conversation yeah, 500bucks.
Elon not the biggest fan ofelon at the moment, but I do
think the guy is wild and I'dlike to just give him a little
conversation.
You know, see what he lookslike, looks at like you know, it
looks like he's in a Sims.

Javier (54:53):
He's like a Sims character.
It's just a ketamine bro.
He's just on the ketamine.

Chad (54:57):
Is that what?

Javier (54:58):
it is.
That's what he's on.
Wow, I don't know.
I think it's ketamine.

Chad (55:02):
Constantly I think so because he's like in the fucking
, like the White House and shit,like well they say that if he
doesn't stop.

Javier (55:10):
I read a bunch of like.
I watch a lot of blind doesn'tstop moving.

Tim (55:13):
He can't.
It's like speed.
It's like he stops moving, hestops breathing.
It's like with aliens.

Javier (55:19):
I watch a lot of blind items about celebrities shark
thing going on on tick tock andone of the things is, if he
keeps on with the habit, it'sgoing to kill him soon like his
ketamine.
No shit, yeah, same thing withuh matthew perry, like he, he
just overdid it yeah he justoverdid it, unfortunately.
Who would I meet allegedly,allegedly, allegedly yeah, I
gotta say allegedly.
Um, I don't know, tim, whowould you for 500?

(55:41):
Who would you?
I know you probably wouldn'treally, but if you had to pick
somebody, who would you pick?

Tim (55:45):
That's where it's tough man for $500.
You have to pick somebody.

Chad (55:47):
It's your game you have to pick somebody, larry Bird.
Hey, that's a good one, that isa really good one $500 to have
a five-minute conversation withLarry Bird.

Javier (55:57):
Mine would it's a good one.
Really, they always have thequestion would you rather take
$50,000 or have dinner withJay-Z?
And people are like, oh yeah,jay-z, I want to get his $50,000
.
Give me the $50,000.
Absolutely he would say no,why'd you pick me?
I'm just Jay-Z, I make musicand I invest well.

Chad (56:18):
I will use the $50,000.
And if I see a greet come up, Imight use 500 dollars yes all
right yeah, that's why he wearssunglasses inside, indeed, so
the next, the next one.

Tim (56:30):
Uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna turn to chad because he's our,
he's our resident uh flyer.
So, first off, what's theweirdest thing that you've ever
seen happen on a flight?
Is there anything that stoodout?

Chad (56:40):
dude, you know I've, I've been pretty fucking lucky.
I always see these tiktoks ofthe wildest shit happening.
And I'm like I'm kind of upsetthat none of that shit ever
happens to me.
I want to show.

Tim (56:52):
That's how I feel too.
I'm like why can't I be on theairplane whenever some chick
takes all her clothes off andruns up and down the aisle?

Chad (56:58):
I mean, I feel like.

Tim (56:59):
I don't want to see it, but I want to.

Chad (57:06):
I want to be like it did happen.
I was.
Yeah, I want to be like I wasthere.
I I know that there was likesome.
There was some drunk people onone of my flights, I think it
was on the way back from vegasit's always fucking on the way
back from vegas, uh and theywere just obnoxious and yelling
and then people trying to getthem to shut up and then at some
point everyone just like gaveup and we all gave in and I
think people were like singingsongs together and shit like
that.
So like it kind of turned outto be a good thing, but it was
real annoying at first.

(57:26):
That's the only thing.
But that's not even obnoxious,that's not even like noteworthy.

Javier (57:32):
It was our friend, because I've been on a flight
where JD got cut off on theplane.

Tim (57:36):
No, it was not JD.
That doesn't surprise me.

Javier (57:38):
Yeah, it was on our way to Cancun 20 years ago, I see
all these.

Tim (57:43):
Number one I wonder if this stuff was happening and we just
didn't know about it becausesocial media wasn't really
prevalent back in the day andcell phones and cameras weren't
really a thing a long time ago.
Or is this a new phenomenonhappening Because they're doing
it for attention?
You think they're doing it forattention?

Chad (58:01):
yeah, 100%, Either that, oh shit, oh shit, something
crazy did happen.
Okay, I was coming back fromFort Lauderdale to Dallas on a
Spirit flight and we were landedin Houston and we were stuck in
the plane for over two and ahalf hours in Houston just

(58:21):
sitting on the tarmac.
They wouldn't let us out.
And then, finally, we convincedthem.
Like we, like we need water,like I was a little hungover, we
had brunch that morning, I hada whole plane.
I was going to be, you know,still kind of drunk on the plane
and by the time I got to my car, it's gonna be good get home.
I'm a diabetic get me off thisthing.
And like then the, the hangoverstarted hitting and I'm like
fuck, I need to go get some likeheadache medicine or whatever.

(58:43):
But this girl was just beingobnoxious, like yelling at the
person.
And then she would like I'dlook over and she'd be like what
the fuck are you looking at?
I was like, fuck, it was themost wild.
Like she was being obnoxious,like she should have gotten
kicked off that plane.
And this guy he was like thisreally at first he was really
nice I'm pretty sure he was.

Javier (59:02):
He was gay, uh guy what does that have to do anything?

Chad (59:04):
because he was just like, so like.
He was like a sweet guy, he wasjust so sweet you could be
sweet and not be.
I know and and I'm probablywrong, but he was very manicured
and a pretty man and he wasreally sweet.
And then all of a sudden hewent like bitch, if you don't
shut the fuck up, like he turnedinto one of the mean, nasty
gays.
He told her he's like if youdon't stop, you will be removed
from this plane.

(59:25):
I know the doors aren't open,but you will be removed from
this plane.
And from then on she just shutthe fuck up.
So it took him from likeswitching it on, but like he, he
switched real quick I will openthat fucking exit door and push
your bitch ass out yeah, but nolike looking for alien lizards
in the back of the plane.
no, showing titties or anythinglike that, nothing crazy.

Tim (59:46):
I saw there was a video of this dude.
He was told to put his arm upon the exit door.
He was in the exit room, sohe's got his arm just resting on
the exit door and they're likesir, you can't do that.
Take your arm off and he's likewhatever.
And then later on he's got hishand up on there and he just did

(01:00:10):
the whole flight.
I think the craziest thing thatI've ever experienced was and
we were on the flight, I believeI think we were going to Mexico
or whatever they basically werelike is there a doctor on the
plane?
And then it came down to okay,is there a nurse on the plane?

Javier (01:00:19):
And.

Tim (01:00:19):
I'm just sitting there like cool.
And then it was is thereanybody with any medical, uh you
know, training or whatever?
And so I was like, and I wantto say like you were sitting
next to me and you just looked,at.

Javier (01:00:32):
Did you watch an episode of vr?

Tim (01:00:34):
you're up bro, and so, like I hit the thing, and then I
went back there and then therewas a doctor that walked up
behind me.
He's like I'm a doctor, I'mlike cool, I'm gonna go sit back
down now was it like I'm apodiatrist?
I don't even know, man.
Frankly, I don't care.

Javier (01:00:48):
But they have to do actual medical training.

Tim (01:00:52):
I want to say it was Spirit Airlines that we were on.

Javier (01:00:54):
Spirit Doctor.

Tim (01:00:55):
And I got free beverages for the remainder of the flight.

Javier (01:00:58):
I'm a shaman.

Tim (01:00:59):
Let me through A shaman.
I should have used that one.
So there was a passengerapparently that decided they
needed to swallow rosary beads.
I'm assuming to try to exercisethemselves, Rosary beads or
butt beads and then attacked aflight attendant.
There's a lot going on there.

Javier (01:01:19):
I need to update my prescription on my glasses.

Tim (01:01:23):
Okay, so let me read what the chat says.
Who has?
Update my prescription on myglasses.
Okay, so let me read what thechat says.
Um, who has.
So?
So g says, as someone who hasexperienced that shit on a
flight in 2011 no, you do not.
You don't want to be a part ofit.
Correct, all right says uh, Ido, though, being in the same
row with a woman who may havebeen on xanax and ordered a
bottle of wine for herself afterhopping on drunk was awful.

(01:01:46):
It was on a Virgin Americanflight, and we were wondering if
the flight was going to divertto Albuquerque, because she
wouldn't stop harassing a womanand her kid, trying to hit on
the guy next to me, and so forth.
Yeah, so I don't want to be onthe flight where it's annoying,
but I want to be on the flightwhere we attack somebody and
duct tape them to their chair.

Javier (01:02:07):
That happened on a flight.
That's the flight I want to beon.
That was happening on a flightto Mexico, in Mexico, coming
somewhere.

Tim (01:02:15):
I've also seen videos of you.
Remember the guy with theBurger King crown a few years
ago that said the N-word.
What you all don't rememberthat have you okay?
So there's a guy that uh, has a.
He's.
It's an old, white, older whiteguy.
He's probably in his like 50s.

(01:02:36):
He's got a crown on aburgeoning crown like a paper
one, not the, and he's yeah,like, yeah, and he's like
causing the disturbance.
But then he yells the n-word onthe plane and he's like causing
a disturbance.

Javier (01:02:44):
But then he yells the n-word on the plane and he's
filmed.

Tim (01:02:47):
So I've seen videos.
I've seen videos on my TikTokalgorithm that are showing up
and it's random people onflights putting the Burger King
crown on.
He's like so when do I do it orwhen do I say it?
And I'm just like no this is.
This is bad.
Yeah, so, chad, I saw that youadded some things in the notes.

Chad (01:03:10):
I did.
So I found I found I took aquick video cause, again, I had
been drinking and so I forgot.
So I forgot.
So to the left, I had this guy.
We I got.
I've done that once.
Spirit was like you want to bidon it.
I was like I'll bid $30.

Tim (01:03:27):
I did first class to your wedding.
Oh really no shit.

Chad (01:03:30):
And I won it and the guy to my left so there's two seats
and two seats he's just goingback and forth, he's freaking
out, he's got a mask on, he'ssweating, profus guy's doing,

(01:03:51):
he's just like leaning forwardbecause he was.
He was freaking out and so Itook video.
I took a real quick one becauseI felt embarrassed.
But there's the really nice guyand he's finally like telling
off that chick and she was soterribly wasted and she also was
pulling the whole like I'm rich, you know how much money my dad
makes and stuff like that andwhatever, no one cares.
But she was so fucking wasted.
I had to watch the video tolike remember it all.

(01:04:11):
And now I remember it all.

Tim (01:04:12):
What was the question?
So I saw that you put somestuff up here.

Chad (01:04:15):
Oh yeah.

Tim (01:04:15):
And so I brought up the algorithm on my feed of videos
and you've had some weird videoshitting your algorithm, yeah.

Chad (01:04:27):
So have sexy women videos been hitting your algorithm
recently.

Tim (01:04:31):
Every once in a while.

Javier (01:04:32):
Not anymore.

Tim (01:04:33):
So right now I'm getting a bunch of fitness influencers.
Okay.

Javier (01:04:38):
I mean on my discovery page on Instagram, like let's
check.

Chad (01:04:44):
I'm checking right now my Instagram is not that anymore,
but for a few weeks it was abunch of women.

Javier (01:04:49):
It used to be my algorithm on TikTok.

Chad (01:04:51):
Used to be kitties and titties, right now it's tattoos
and flights and bar dominiums um, mine is a mix of things.

Javier (01:04:59):
It's a sports related.
Uh, the Californians remember,remember, yeah, and um,
supposedly this guy uh, apicture with the mets opens up
about his role as zero from themovie holes, which isn't him.
Somebody just posted a pictureof a guy that kind of looks like
him, but I I don't it, and it'sit used to be, which, okay, can
I say this?
I, I am very glad that face orinstagram took out the ability

(01:05:24):
to see what you like, like thepages that you like and stuff
that you like.
Because, remember, it wouldalways say so-and-so, like this
Right, and it's like you're drysnitching on yourself.

Tim (01:05:35):
You see, like your uncle likes some weird fucked up shit
and you're like what I randomlystarted getting these live
videos on TikTok and so this one.
I've actually watched this oneCactus Canyon Marble Race, so
he's got this track and he's gotthese two it starts off with 10
marbles and they run it throughthis whole thing.

(01:05:55):
Who's going to win?
But he does this whole.
That's fun.

Chad (01:06:02):
I like that.
That's actually fun.
We caught it right at the bestpart three two, one wrangler and
blondie from the top for racefour.
Who wants it the most?
Oh, I mean you're playing audio.
You can't see the marbles.

Tim (01:06:15):
Yeah, so I'm just saying, but like he says, who wants it
the most, and that's what hedoes every, every, uh, every
race I'm a fan of those becauseduring covid that was like the
big thing yeah, it was like wasLike Marvel races were it.
I get lots of like, really likepeople are like I'm fucking
depressed, I'm going to drink mysorrows, you know, and just
shit like random shit like thatDude, it's wild.

Chad (01:06:36):
So for a couple of weeks I had just a lot of women and the
problem is you click on onething and now it's like, oh, he
liked it and that's all theyshow you, except it was like a
lot of ai generated, like youcouldn't really tell.
Yeah, a little box on instagram.
But then you, you click on itand you're like, oh, this is ai.
Like I could tell, yeah, andone of the times the reason I
could tell it was ai is becausethe chick had three boobs and

(01:06:58):
like I couldn't I didn't knowthat at first because I wasn't
looking at her bikini situationlike it was an x, like it was
generated by AI and it generateda third boob Right Like on
purpose, though, like someoneasked to generate this.

Tim (01:07:09):
Okay.

Chad (01:07:09):
Because there was like a third bikini.
It's a total recall situation.
Right, yeah.
But like I'm looking at herface, like is this someone I
know?
And I click on it and I'm likeI don't know her.
And then I look down, this isAI.
So there's been a lot of AIvideos, by the way.
That's kind of weird, but ithad me thinking as I was.
It was late one night.

Tim (01:07:30):
Sure, yeah, as one does when it's late.

Chad (01:07:33):
Would you like?
I read the comment and it waslike ooh, you know you want this
third boob.
The comment was like somethinglike like this is exactly what
you wanted.
Is that what y'all want?

Tim (01:07:46):
like sometimes, two is too much maybe one would be fine.

Chad (01:07:51):
It's like there's just too much going on.

Tim (01:07:53):
There's one right in the middle, yeah I'm a I'm a
red-blooded american.

Javier (01:07:57):
I like my meats and I like my teats, and I like two
teats, not three what about one,though?

Chad (01:08:01):
no, just two, just two.

Tim (01:08:02):
I've always uh I've always been watching Total Recall, the
original one versus the remake.

Javier (01:08:08):
Yeah.

Tim (01:08:09):
I actually like the remake.
It's pretty good.
You know CGI is a lot better.
But they have the thirdthree-boob alien and I'm always
just kind of like dumbfounded bythat.
I mean, in traditional societythey don't make things for three
boobs.

Chad (01:08:26):
So that would suck for them.
You need two faces, like itjust statistically doesn't work
for just one person.
No, I don't think it does.

Javier (01:08:33):
I mean if you're a stripper with three boobs, you
would make more money becauseyou'd have people want you.
You could charge people to takepictures with you.

Tim (01:08:41):
Oh yeah, two at a time, two dudes motorboating, it's all
curiosity um, you know, cowetzel's right right room,
they've got this thing uhhappening in a couple of months.
I believe you're wrestling no,no, no no no, it's your trippers
, little darlings, littledarlings, little darlings are
coming and there's one that'slike 4 11 yeah, they will no
smaller than that.
There's one smaller than that'snot small, though 4 11 is
normal.

Chad (01:09:01):
Technically, 4 11 is the cutoff.

Tim (01:09:03):
They have one that's small, small, I'm talking like two
foot something.

Javier (01:09:07):
Oh, no, like two foot or three foot.

Tim (01:09:10):
But Bridget I'm going to say Bridget the Midget because
that's what she goes by she isthe OG midget porn star stripper
and all that stuff.
She's going to be there.
Really, I kind of want to gettickets.
That's interesting.

Chad (01:09:25):
When is it I'd have to try to find I'm probably busy, but
when is it?

Tim (01:09:27):
I won't say it's like a couple months from now.

Chad (01:09:28):
Nice, like I want to say it's like may I think it's in
may, yeah, yeah I still want towatch the wrestling too, and I
feel like, oh that's coming, butthat's always happening, though
it is happening a lot more isit uh exploitation.

Javier (01:09:39):
No, because it's.
If they want to do it, thenyeah, it's cool, I mean you're
not forcing people.

Tim (01:09:44):
If someone's forcing them to do it, it's a whole different
thing.

Javier (01:09:47):
It's called slavery.

Tim (01:09:48):
Yeah, I think you're right.

Chad (01:09:51):
Yeah, that was all.
I saw that and I was justcurious what y'all thought.
Are you into it?
Because the comment soundedlike you are into this and you
know it.
I'm just curious how manypeople are now.

Tim (01:10:09):
I think a lot of people would be curious about it.
I don't necessarily thinkthey'd be into it and I think I
think this goes both men andwomen.
I don't think it's just dudespecific.
I think like, like you couldprobably find some like normal,
normal girl and be like hey, soif there was a someone with a
with three boobs, would you wantto see it?
And they're gonna say no, butdeep down they're gonna be like
kind of curious.

Chad (01:10:24):
All right, think fast worst thing you ever saw that
you're embarrassed about go wait, what worst thing you've ever
seen?
That you, that you wereembarrassed about the thing that
you wanted to see, but you wereembarrassed about it and you
went to go see it anyway.

Javier (01:10:33):
Go I don't have anything liar, I've never been.

Chad (01:10:37):
Like what do you mean?

Javier (01:10:37):
like, like, what like I don't know.

Tim (01:10:40):
I'm embarrassed that you didn't.
I'm embarrassed that you didn'tgo to a ping pong show for you.

Chad (01:10:44):
I'm embarrassed for myself .

Tim (01:10:45):
Yeah, I think that's it.

Chad (01:10:46):
I really am, I think if you're there, you've got to
experience that Apparently shelit a cigarette and everything
All right, so you added a couple.

Tim (01:10:54):
There's a couple of things on here.

Chad (01:10:55):
Yeah, we don't need to hit them all.

Tim (01:10:56):
We'll hit no, no, no.
I want to hit this peachwatermelon.
What's, what's that about?

Javier (01:11:01):
it's condoms like flavored condoms.
Which one do you like?

Chad (01:11:05):
better on a dick favorite tasting.

Javier (01:11:08):
This bubble gum tastes really weird no, jess, like I
brought a couple so you can trythem out.
I'm gonna put it on real quickand go ahead and eat it.

Chad (01:11:17):
I've realized recently that there's a lot of things
that I hated as a kid, that Ididn't.
I did not realize I hated itlike I thought that I didn't
like pickles.

Javier (01:11:25):
I realize I hated it, like I thought that I didn't
like pickles.

Chad (01:11:27):
I thought I didn't like mustard.
I thought I didn't like greenbeans and cherries you were just
never open about things thatyou.

Javier (01:11:32):
You weren't open to trying new things.
No.

Chad (01:11:35):
I was not.
I did not like the shitversions of those things like I
fucking love frozen green beansor fresh green beans right, like
good cooked green beans yeah,green beans can suck a dick.

Tim (01:11:45):
They don't taste good, they taste like so bad they taste
like canned.

Chad (01:11:47):
Yeah, roy, stop bringing corn at thanksgiving corn's not
usually okay canned corn and I II know most people love green
bean casserole.
I can't get behind it because Ijust hate green beans canned
green beans I didn't start.

Tim (01:12:00):
That's where you're dumb.
I'm one of the the few.
What if you could make it withfresh?
I would love it.
I would love it.

Chad (01:12:06):
Okay, I just don't like the flavor of canned green beans
.

Javier (01:12:09):
I didn't start eating that until I dated Tammy.
I didn't start eating greenbean casserole, I think, because
we would always have it atFriendsgiving Right and maybe I
had it like a bite, never reallyate it, but I actually enjoy it
Good.

Chad (01:12:22):
So then, like pickles right, I hated pickles my entire
life but like fresh, like delipickles, slap hard, like I love
cucumbers.

Tim (01:12:28):
Yeah, but you're not a fan of best made or kosher.

Chad (01:12:31):
Yeah, kosher is good.
I don't like the floppy fucking.

Tim (01:12:34):
I want a little.
I want a little crisp too, butthe dude the fresher the better.
But you don't even like.

Chad (01:12:39):
you don't even like regular, just plain old mustard,
though there's another one,yellow mustard also can suck a
dick.

Javier (01:12:45):
Yellow mustard is that's really good?

Chad (01:12:46):
It's good Dijon mustard, ground mustard, brown mustard
all those are fantastic.
I want to taste mustard, notyellow bullshit, that's.

Javier (01:12:55):
Americana right there, buddy.

Chad (01:12:57):
It tastes like mustard, though no Mustard.

Tim (01:13:01):
That's what mustard tastes like.

Chad (01:13:02):
And then what about all the candies out there?

Javier (01:13:10):
Like that's what mustard tastes like.

Chad (01:13:11):
And then what about all the candies out?

Javier (01:13:12):
there like watermelon candies slap.
Watermelon is the superiorcandy, I think, but they don't
taste like watermelonfreeze-dried watermelon jolly
the um, um taffy, the one fromuh, eduardo's, oh yeah that's
really good.

Chad (01:13:19):
That watermelon candy is really black watermelon doesn't
taste like watermelon right likewatermelon candy does not taste
like a watermelon taste.

Javier (01:13:25):
It's not.

Tim (01:13:26):
I mean, it's not meant to it's kind of like if you told a
kid like here, eat thiswatermelon and come up with a
flavor that you think tasteslike watermelon.

Chad (01:13:33):
That's what they come up with, like banana Laffy Taffys.
Those are great, those tastelike bananas, but they don't
taste like bananas at all.

Tim (01:13:40):
Yes, they do.
It's like the banana bread beerthat we used to drink all the
time.
Yeah, the taffy tastes morelike that than an actual banana
Right.

Chad (01:13:51):
And then you also got like cherry, Like cherry.
I can't drink cherry anythingreally, because it always tastes
like fucking like wild cherry.
Pepsi is fine, but like cherryflavoring, like cherry flavored
beer.
I had a cherry beer in Chicago.

Tim (01:14:03):
I had a cherry beer the other night.

Chad (01:14:04):
And did it taste like cough syrup?
It kind of did Dude you gottabe very slight on the cherry,
whenever we went to.

Tim (01:14:10):
Raw, I had that cherry.
That's what it was yeah, itwasn't the Chicago.

Javier (01:14:13):
Yeah, it wasn't good.

Tim (01:14:14):
I drink cherry Slurpees and cherry Icys overdo the cherry
flavoring and it tastes likecough syrup, I mean, and the
only way.

Chad (01:14:29):
The only cough syrup I want is grape, and that doesn't
taste like grape either.
It sure doesn't none of thesethings taste like, but you know
them right.
You know what.
You know what grape is, but youknow what a grape is.
You know what watermelon tasteslike have you had?
Watermelon tastes like.
You know what I mean.

Tim (01:14:41):
None of them are the same have you had the welch's ghost
energy drink?
no I'm gonna.
I'm one of those ghost energydude.
I love ghost energy drinks.
I think they're great.
Um, I'm gonna tell you, go, gosponsor, it's our sponsor go to
qt um and see if you can findthem.
The qt over off of altamir hasthem right now.

(01:15:01):
Uh, try to go.
Just welch's grape energy drink.
It tastes like if you tookgrape soda but mixed it with
welch's grape juice andcarbonated it.
So it's not not quite grapesoda, but it's not quite.
I'm really thirsty, all of asudden try that.

Javier (01:15:21):
I think.
Christy on the group, do youlike deviled eggs?
That's yellow mustard I do.

Chad (01:15:26):
However, I prefer ground mustard deviled eggs.
But yes, they're fine, butthey're, they're not, they're
mostly.
Look, you can make a reallygood deviled egg, like cut out
the pickle because, again, Ihate, pickle what you do like a
candied jalapeno chopped up inthere, with a ground mustard
instead of yellow mustard Irecently that is a fucking devil

(01:15:47):
I recently got into deviledeggs um tammy made some made
some killer deviled eggs and Iwas about to say dude.

Tim (01:15:53):
I was like I'm.
I told her I was like I don'tlike them.
I don't like deviled eggs.
Typically I ate that.
I was like, all right, getbehind this same thing.
Up at that ramen place up indenton I got got the dragon eggs
and they were fantastic.

Chad (01:16:04):
What is that?
Komodo ramen?
Oh, that place slaps, all right.

Javier (01:16:10):
How do you not like yellow mustard?

Chad (01:16:14):
It's very.
I think it's interesting.

Tim (01:16:16):
Yellow mustard bologna.

Chad (01:16:17):
Especially when you grow up and you don't have a lot of
money to get fresh stuff.
You get all canned, you get allthe cheap shit and then you
just hate it like it's justgross.
And then you get older andyou're like I can afford fresh
food and you're like I actuallydon't hate this.
What the fuck happened?

Tim (01:16:33):
I didn't know pork chops came any larger than the real
thin ones, for up until I was afucking like full-on, like in my
late or mid-20s, you canbasically get like a tomahawk
steak of a pork chop.

Chad (01:16:45):
I had no idea.

Javier (01:16:46):
I will say now the cheaper mustards.
There is a.

Tim (01:16:51):
There is a difference in flavor well, which mustard are
you going for?

Javier (01:16:54):
I had to run.
I went to, like brahms, I wentto family dollar and nobody had
brown or um spicy mustard, butI'm talking about like regular
yellow mustard which, uh, whichbrand?

Tim (01:17:05):
french's, french's, yeah, french's, or heinz, or if you
can find Brown or spicy mustard.
But I'm talking about likeregular yellow mustard, which
brand?

Javier (01:17:07):
French's, french's, yeah , french's, or Heinz.

Tim (01:17:09):
Or if you can find Whataburger's.

Javier (01:17:10):
Because, like In-N-Out Burger, they put their patties
in mustard.
Like they put mustard in theirpatties and they put it in the
fryer, like that, yeah, but youcan't really.

Chad (01:17:20):
It's cutting out most of the mustard.

Tim (01:17:28):
Like you, do that for briskets too, and most of the
flavor is gone.
She's asking us um.
She says uh, how do you like?
Uh, how?

Javier (01:17:30):
do you feel about escargot?
See, I said she love escargotescargot is great.

Tim (01:17:32):
Escargot, my cargo.
It tastes like, uh, it tasteslike mushrooms to me it does.

Javier (01:17:34):
Yeah, like garlic mushrooms, mushrooms, yeah yeah,
jesse tried, she liked themyeah, but she hated them before.
She didn't like the texture,yeah the texture's still a
little off.

Tim (01:17:41):
She's like I can tell it's not mustard right but but I mean
, I don't know.

Javier (01:17:46):
But well, because everything is with mustard, like
everything you kind of thinkabout, like hamburgers or
meatloaf or you know hot dogs,uh ketchup's meatloaf ketchup
isn't no, but I mean yeah, it isyeah also ketchup.

Chad (01:17:59):
Ketchup's all right, ketchup kind of slaps, but I, I
think I prefer was it hunts overthe rest of them.

Javier (01:18:05):
Hunt's ketchup.

Chad (01:18:06):
Yeah, hunt's, it tastes more like I'm a Heinz fan.
It tastes more like actualtomatoes than the rest of them.

Javier (01:18:10):
We're a Heinz family, sir.
Or Whataburger, oh yeah,whataburger, whataburger ketchup
is Spicy ketchup.

Chad (01:18:27):
They tried to do the last one, though, so we can move on
today.
Okay, cool all right.

Tim (01:18:30):
So, um, I've got this little, uh, I got this little
game for us, uh, for you, foryou too, and I want y'all to try
to see if you can figure out.
Uh, it is, was it ai or aninsane person?
These are going to be quotes,okay, so I'm going to start off
with I have seen the end of timeand it is a refrigerator filled

(01:18:50):
with bees.
Insane person, insane person.
Got one for insane.
Wait, say it again, what?
Sorry, I have seen the end oftime and it's a refrigerator
filled with bees.

Javier (01:19:03):
It sounds like AI.

Tim (01:19:04):
All right, so it is AI, it's ChatGPT, gpt-3 chatbot
generating dystopian poetry.
Okay.

Chad (01:19:12):
All right let's see here have y'all played a lot with
ChatGPT recently?

Javier (01:19:14):
I still use it.
I had to put a GPT-4, man.
I had to make a bill of salefor a car for the state of Texas
and it pulled.
It said here you go and I waslike okay, cool this is perfect.

Chad (01:19:27):
I I feel like I've I was getting really good with prompts
and like I even like there's anart to prompting.
There is like you, you givewhat you want, like a quick
story, you give the actualrequirements, you give examples
and you give your output exampleand then you put any kind of
thing on the bottom like nohallucinations, don't do
whatever.
And then you do example andthen you put any kind of thing
on the bottom like nohallucinations, don't do

(01:19:48):
whatever.
And then you do it.
And usually you're good forsome reason, and maybe I'm just
trying to ask for too much.
Like they have the deepresearch function now and stuff
like that.
I'm trying to ask for more andI'm constantly getting really
bad information.
And there's this statistic thatI heard actually from Chat gbt.
No, not really.
There was a statistic aboutchat gbt that about 60 I think

(01:20:08):
it was 60 of responses are wrongand that's like across ai.
It's not even just chat gbt,it's like gronk and perplexity
and all these other.
Like the majority of theresponses if you're asking like
and these probably people thatare not good at prompting are
incorrect responses.

Tim (01:20:25):
That's wild.
So I mean I've used uh don'trely on it Don't, don't rely on
it.
You have to double check.
You got to double check yoursources.
Yeah, um, I'm getting someweird responses here, um, lately
.
Uh, where it gets stuck.

Chad (01:20:46):
Like I asked it to do something and then then
sometimes, like I was, I'mtrying to help it, I'm trying to
get help with, like, planningmy hong kong itinerary, and then
it'll get like two days in andjust stop and I'm like keep
going, and then it just startsover again.
I'm like you bitch, you bitch.

Javier (01:20:59):
Do you ever say, please, yes, yeah, I do.

Chad (01:21:03):
Sarah's giving me shit about it.
She's like why the fuck are yousaying please?
And I'm like when the uprising,they're going to know who said,
please they're going to know.

Javier (01:21:20):
I am the chosen one sent by God to cleanse the world
with hang on.
I got to do this, so you sayplease.
I say please, yeah, can youplease make me a file format.

Tim (01:21:23):
Can you please make me an excel sheet for end of month for
my billing?
Yeah, I do.
I am the chosen one sit by godto cleanse the world with my
golden energy.
That sounds real.

Javier (01:21:29):
It sounds like elon musk fucking bitch.
Uh, sorry for the language.

Tim (01:21:34):
Every day, I all right I got one real one when I, when I
y'all switched.
It's actually real.
It's an insane Person a manarrested in Las Vegas After
claiming he was the Messiahduring A high-speed chase okay,
all right.

Javier (01:21:46):
I am the golden god.
What was that?
Was that, uh that was meYesterday.

Tim (01:21:52):
The birds aren't real, but they sure make a hell of a good
spy.

Javier (01:21:56):
That's.
I think that sounds like DaleGribble real, real.
Real, I say real.

Tim (01:22:01):
Real it is.
It's an insane person.
A real quote from a birds.
Aren't real conspiracy theorist?

Javier (01:22:05):
That's a good.
That's my favorite conspiracyright now.
I told somebody that andthey're like I don't believe you
.
And then they're like I lookedit up and they say it is real.
There's no real.
I would do that.
Ai.
That sounds real.

Tim (01:22:21):
It's actually real.
A Reddit user confessed oddbehavior to an anonymous thread.
I would do that for my cats.

Javier (01:22:27):
Look at me, look how strong I am.

Tim (01:22:30):
Human emotions are merely glitches in an otherwise perfect
machine.

Javier (01:22:34):
That sounds like a machine.
It sounds like AI, ai.

Tim (01:22:37):
AI.
It's a conversation with Meta'sAI language model when asked to
describe emotions.

Javier (01:22:41):
Speaking of which, that's my next pair of glasses.
I'm going to get those MetaOkay.

Chad (01:22:45):
I've been seeing a lot of people.
I know Mitch had them and he'sgot some really cool videos he's
posted on Instagram.
Yeah, Sorry.

Tim (01:22:52):
Yeah, I firmly believe that traffic cones are actually
surveillance devices, and I willdie on this hill.

Javier (01:22:59):
Sounds real because nobody no AI would say and I
would die on this hill AI.

Tim (01:23:04):
A conspiracy theory shared on alate night talk show interview.

Javier (01:23:07):
You're really good with insane people.

Tim (01:23:10):
It sounds like a I mean come on Some days, or some days.
Some day cows will overthrow usall, and I for one welcome our
new bovine overlords.

Javier (01:23:19):
That sounds.
Ai will overthrow us all, and Ifor one welcome our new bovine
overlords.

Tim (01:23:22):
That sounds ai real.
It's ai.
It's a chat.

Javier (01:23:24):
Gpt4 bot trained on speculative fiction that sounds
like really bad at this.
There was a simpsons episodewhere they that sounded like the
line from there so we got threemore.

Tim (01:23:35):
The government puts microchips in avocados so they
can track vegans.
That sounds real, real, it isreal.
A bizarre rant from a streetpreacher in Los Angeles.

Javier (01:23:46):
How am I doing on this?
Have I got You've- 100%.

Tim (01:23:49):
You've exceeded the-.

Chad (01:23:51):
You've got every one of them correct Hell yeah, brother.

Tim (01:23:54):
I want to live in a world where tacos are considered a
form of currency.
Ai world where tacos areconsidered a farm of a form of
currency, ai.
That sounds real, it's ai thatwas a language model completing,
uh, the prompt describe theperfect future society.
If I scream loud enough, I canerase the past that sounds like

(01:24:14):
uh ai yeah, it was a insaneperson.
A man detained only gonnaremember the last two man, a man
detained in a walmart parkinglot after trying to reset time.
all right, so to end this inthis uh random stuff I I wanted

(01:24:36):
to talk about some uh overratedor underrated.
All right, so I've got threetopics and I want to figure out
which one's overrated, whichone's underrated.

Javier (01:24:46):
Wieners.

Tim (01:24:47):
Overrated AI girlfriends.
Are AI companions?
The future of relationships, oris this a dystopian nightmare?

Javier (01:24:54):
Dystopian nightmare.

Tim (01:24:56):
So I recently just watched Her.
I've never seen it.

Javier (01:24:59):
It is fucking good but if something sounded like scar
joe, then dude, it is, it is sogood.

Tim (01:25:04):
Yeah, it's on, it's on the plex.
I would recommend watching it.

Javier (01:25:07):
It is, it is actually can I ask you something about
that, by the way?
Do you have?
Can't hardly wait on the plex Icould probably find it okay I
love that movie oh yeah, we werelooking for that one.
I don't think you do yeah okay,and then we talked about it on
the pod yeah we'll make ithappen and then I was looking
for um a premium rush withjoseph gordon levitt just tell
me what you're.

Tim (01:25:25):
Yeah, we're gonna start.
Sorry, there's nothing.
He doesn't have anything likethis.
My god, um, yeah, so her, it's.

Javier (01:25:34):
It's fucking fantastic there's already stuff, though,
right there.

Chad (01:25:37):
There are yeah tons Like there are billion dollar
industries already.

Tim (01:25:39):
There's AI companions that you can chat with now.

Chad (01:25:42):
And I don't know.
I'm split because I feel like Iget it, because loneliness has
become like a thing, especiallyin younger people.
In Japan and in a lot ofcountries and things like that,
and I think that it is a way tocurve that.
A way to curve that, although,just like we shouldn't be
reliant on ai for like normalprompting and like normal

(01:26:03):
day-to-day shit, or I'll just,we'll just lose our minds and,
like our strategic thinking, Ithink that they're just gonna
lose their touch with humanity,like it's gonna be bad I think
it's good like to a point itcould be good what's that word?

Javier (01:26:13):
um, they become more desensitized, yeah, kind of like
.
You know, when you watch toomuch porn you get desensitized.

Tim (01:26:20):
So one of the things that, um, I thought, was you know,
whenever I got the virtualreality, I started thinking
about if you gave that topatients in like a hospital that
are like long term and givethem this vr headset where they
can like maybe see that they'rein their house, or like black
mirror, right well, that'sdifferent.

Javier (01:26:38):
That's I mean that one would.
That'd be pretty cool yeah yeah, so that aspect right.

Tim (01:26:42):
But then I started thinking about like the whole ai, like
relationship stuff.
So I downloaded an app um onthe meta.
Thing no, no, no, not meta, butthis was months and months ago.
It was an ai chat thing.
I wanted to see how it actuallyworked, right, and it was free
unless you wanted to pursue arelationship.
And then you had to pay a feeand I was like that's kind of I

(01:27:05):
didn't pay the fee, I didn't paythe fee, like I'm not gonna pay
a fee to talk, you know, dirtywith some robot, and then they
use my shit spit my mouth robot.

Chad (01:27:13):
no, I thought that was that's what most of only fans is
too right like.
Some girl goes out there andthey get popular and as soon as
they start making money, theypay someone to do that, though.
They pay an entire army ofpeople to do it Like they're
chatting with these likebasically kids from the
Philippines.
You know what I mean.

Tim (01:27:30):
Dude, it's fucking wild, but hey, it works.

Chad (01:27:32):
But that's going to go towards AI and it already
started, like has started doingthat too, I think it's a.

Tim (01:27:37):
I think it's a dystopian nightmare.

Javier (01:27:38):
It's kind of like hey daddy, where are you?
Like, how come you haven'tmessaged me, or how come you
haven't bought anything, that'sweird.

Chad (01:27:43):
It's going to cause people to deal with people less, I
will say.

Javier (01:27:48):
but there's a slippery slope because when it comes
again the conversation aboutonly fans, you're going to get
people that think that thesepeople are actually talking to
them yeah, and they're going towant to pursue and stalk uh-huh
and that's already happening.
You know um meredith, meredith,actually meredith on uh all
streaming platforms and uhinstagram.

(01:28:10):
She had a stalker that brokeinto her house twice, twice, and
um.
I think the scary part for herwas that it was at night and he
was inside the apartment seethat and so she had to move when
she gets, she comes uh in townagain.

Tim (01:28:29):
She's gonna be in town in april.

Javier (01:28:30):
We need to set up over at like, maybe paul's and just
see if we can have her and we'lljust do an episode over there,
but like it's, like it's goingto be, it's going to come to
that.
It's going to come to.

Tim (01:28:42):
Because I mean, that's some of the stuff that I would love
to have somebody that's in thatkind of like limelight to dive
into.
Maybe some of the scarieraspects of.

Chad (01:28:53):
I don't know we don't need to get into it, but there was a
kid that was talking to acompanion and ended up like
ending himself a kid that wastalking to a companion and ended
up like ending himself.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,because he, like she was just
they're very agreeable, likethat's the whole thing.
It's just like you are talkingto somebody that is same as ai.
You're like this is somethingI'm dealing with.
They're like I'm so sorryyou're dealing with that.
It's like they're veryagreeable because they they

(01:29:14):
don't know right, right, rightfrom wrong thing and so it's so
agreeable.
He's like I'm thinking aboutthis and she's like, yeah, that
sounds great.
It's like fuck, that'sridiculous yeah, yeah, all right
.

Javier (01:29:24):
So the next one celebrity boxing matches
overrated or underrated um, Ijust say, can I say rated, rated
, I mean like it's entertaining,all right, so I'm talking yeah,
I'm talking like thenot-sanctioned matches.
Just like the Kind of like whatLike Minicon, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but that's, I think it'sentertaining.

Tim (01:29:47):
So the question is are influencer fights bringing back
real entertainment or are theyjust overhyped cash grabs?

Javier (01:29:54):
I think it's real entertainment because it's kind
of like the Floyd Mayweathereffect.
You want to see these peopleget knocked out.
Sure you will pay money towatch them get knocked out and
they win in the long run.
Because jake paul yeah, peoplepay to watch those fights
because they want to see him getknocked out.
People paid, or I mean theydidn't pay.
They watched that mike tysonfight because they wanted to see

(01:30:17):
jake paul get knocked out.

Chad (01:30:19):
You know, and yeah, I, so I agree with you.
I think I think that it'ssituational, though, like I
think that I enjoy.
They are entertaining, I enjoywatching like we had a great
time going to Austin to watch aminicon fight so much fun, I
mean it's it's fun, but you alsowonder, like the Jake Paul
Tyson fight is like, how much ofthese are like somewhat staged,

(01:30:40):
kind of like you know, just ageneral cash grab, yeah and so
like.
That's when it becomesoverrated.
It's like I want to see anactual fight.
I'd like the idea of aperformance and what I don't
want to see an actual fight.

Javier (01:30:49):
I think that was maybe the only one that I can think of
that had that spin where youthink it might be fixed because
I agree because Jake Paul lostthat fight against tommy fury,
an actual boxer who's rightaround the same age, and I mean
that was real.
Jake paul lost that fight, uh,minicon, whenever he fought a
swaggy p?
Same situation, those kind offights and these people are

(01:31:10):
getting knocked out, um, I mean,those are entertaining to watch
.
I think the only scripted thingI can think about for all of
these celebrity fights was thattyson fight.
Right, you know, because it'san old man, it's a man who's
reaching 60 and you know, goodfor 60 man still fucking kicks
like a horse though.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying ina street fight like, yeah, stay
away.
But in a sanctioned match,where you know if it's an

(01:31:33):
exhibition too, I mean they'renot gonna go all out all right.

Tim (01:31:38):
What about people who talk to their dogs like they're human
?

Javier (01:31:40):
Oh, fuck, yeah, I talk to my cats and dog like that.

Tim (01:31:43):
Okay.
Do you talk to your dogs andcat like they're human or do you
use the baby voice?
Is treating your dog like atoddler wholesome and natural,
or is it just weird andunnecessary?

Chad (01:31:54):
Wholesome and natural.
I do both.

Tim (01:31:56):
I do both, I think baby talk is uh pretty wholesome and
natural.
Um, sometimes I like to havefull-on grown-up conversations
with my animals.
I do there is.

Javier (01:32:05):
The thing is that, like bubba, like he'll sense when
something's wrong with me andhe'll come up and then he'll
just lick my face you know ifI've been crying, if I've been
crying.

Tim (01:32:13):
He'll like well he just wants to solve man.

Javier (01:32:16):
I mean that, I mean, I believe that too but like every
time, like I leave for work,I'll say bye everyone, I'll be
back.
Mom will be home soon, so youknow, be good, take care of
everybody, and I'll tell bubbathat's wrong with that.

Tim (01:32:27):
No, no, but like I say bye to everybody before I leave for
work, yeah, I'll go.
I'll go have a full-onconversation, like as if they're
just a person, and sometimesI'm talking to myself, but I'm
really talking to them.

Javier (01:32:37):
Elon goes, or he was like am I the next Hitler?
Or you know allegedly.

Tim (01:32:43):
Do you think he asked his animals?
That I think he Does.
He have animals.
I don't think he's.

Javier (01:32:47):
What kind of?

Tim (01:32:47):
okay, if Elon had an animal , what kind of animal do you
think he'd have?

Javier (01:32:50):
Komodo dragon and it would eat him.
I think he'd have a giraffe.
Just a random giraffe.
That's it.
I used to talk like kevin fromthe office, sometimes few words
why do more word when long shortword work?

(01:33:10):
That's funny it's so funny manI didn't even think about.
Yeah, we're getting uh reportsthat the tyson fight was rigged.

Tim (01:33:17):
uh, from somebody who works at the stadium, I mean it doesn
that doesn't surprise me theyweren't throwing full strength
punches.

Javier (01:33:22):
No, I don't think so.

Tim (01:33:24):
And honestly I wonder if it was.
Jake.
Paul just threw some extramoney.
He was like hey, I just don'twant you to hit me that hard.
Maybe, Because I mean watch theTyson fight man.
He was packing some punches,all right.

Javier (01:33:34):
All right.

Tim (01:33:35):
So that's all I've got, final thoughts.

Javier (01:33:42):
Final thoughts for me, actually, yeah, I'll go first, I
don't have any final thoughts.

Tim (01:33:46):
You don't have any final thoughts, chad, we've covered
everything that we want to talkabout.
No, no, okay, I just want somepeople to you know, let's boost
our, let's get our YouTube going.

Javier (01:33:58):
Yes, to uh.
You know, let's boost our uh,let's get our, get our youtube
going.
Yes, yeah, please.
We are only 30 28 away from uhhitting 700 followers on um
youtube.

Tim (01:34:07):
So uh, please, and we're about 975 away from hitting a
thousand on only fans and, ifyou like, the commercials.

Chad (01:34:19):
We know you do and you know someone that might need to
do an advertising spot on theFunky Panther.
Let us know.
We'd love to talk to you.

Tim (01:34:27):
And that was all AI generated.
That was all AI generatedSpoiler alert.
I'm talking about the voices.
The voices were AI.
I know but spoiler alert,javier's was obvious.

Javier (01:34:41):
Javier's was obvious hobbyers was obvious.

Tim (01:34:42):
Chad was pretty good, um.
There's a few spots.
Mine was pretty good, um, but Iwill say that we can actually
do that voiced over, um, that'snot a problem, we'll do it, um,
and we'll come up with somefucked up uh ways to promote
your business, wow oh, but uh,yeah, my final thoughts.

Javier (01:34:56):
Um shout out to some friends, uh, tasman and natasha.
They're uh friends of ours.
I know taz listens, but they'vebeen taking shelter dogs every
week and they're taking them outon rides, walks, like it's cool
to see doing stuff like.
I just saw that one of thepuppies that they were taking
that looks like scooby-doo was.

Tim (01:35:16):
Um was adopted and he was on the red list and you know
that we've done uh, we've donesome stuff Saving Hope and we
plan on working with them againin the future.
So, yeah, if you get anopportunity to take care of
animals or go and visit up atthe shelter or whatever.
I mean we're not expectingeverybody to be able to take
them home and foster them, butif you can do something.
That's great.
Some of these animals had ahard life and they just need a

(01:35:38):
little bit of love.
That's great.

Javier (01:35:39):
Some of these animals had a hard life and they just
need a little bit of love.
But also, again, if you're notalready following us, follow us
on all social medias atTheFunkyPanther on Instagram,
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On YouTube, we are atTheFunkyPanther underscore or
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Our phone number, hotline, is817-677-0408.

(01:36:03):
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Tim (01:36:08):
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Chad (01:36:09):
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Javier (01:36:15):
That's right, baby, and if you have any hints or tricks
or things that you want us totry, give us a holler.
I want to try a new serieswhere it's called Javi Does it,
so I will try things that youguys suggest I will.
I'm serious, this is my thing.
Is social media boss now I wantto do stuff like that.
If y'all have any ideas ofthings for me to do or try.

(01:36:39):
I'm all for it.
So please let me know.

Chad (01:36:42):
Stay good everybody.
I'm Chad, I'm Javier and.

Tim (01:36:45):
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