The Comeback Story

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Speaker 2 (00:14):
No, I had no idea.
I looked.
I was just checking the otherday.
I'm like I bet you he's grownquite a bit.
He's everywhere and I was like,holy fuck, I did not expect
that.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I mean, that's good.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
That's good, but we just need to beat ourselves off
and beat off the competition.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is this the longest break we've taken?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, yeah, it's definitely the longest break
it's been a month, because therewas a A month and a half.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh no, it was the 25th whenever we did the last
episode.
Yeah, thanks a lot, mom.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm filling up my lungs.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I got fuck you money, girl Come on in your fantasy of
sex, robots are just duderobots.
Yeah, like bottom Did youexpect this yeah, Bottom.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I mean honestly we don't need the top, we just need
the bottom, we just need thewaist down situation.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Get in here.
We got to start the show Justgive it some time.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
We got to start the show.
Just give it some time.
We gotta start the show.
I like the girls that do drugs,girls with cigarette in the
back of the club, girls thathate cops and bad girls, girls
with no bonds, girls that's meanjust for fun.
I like girls who make love, butI love girls who like to fuck.
That's what's up.

(01:27):
What the fuck was that?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't know what that was.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I wish I was high right now.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh, hello everyone, and welcome to the Funky Panther
Coming to you from Fort WorthTexas.
We have got a long, probablyepisode for you here, on episode
180.
We are back from a long hiatus.
The longest break the boys haveever taken off the show Been a
little bit over a month and ahalf, maybe two months at this

(02:05):
point, I don't know.
Anyways, sit back, relax andenjoy.
Let's get into it.
I'm Chad.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm Javier.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Tim, and we are the Funky Panther.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
That was the Dare by Girls or Girls by the Dare.
Okay, tiktok man.
I've been hearing that song alot lately and it's really
catchy.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
You're like let's throw in the intro.
I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, I was just like you know.
Let's just put that in there.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I wanted to throw you off a little bit.
I like the beat, yeah, nice.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I'm glad someone in that's joining us on the live
stream.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
What's crazy is I forgot to feed them for like
almost a month.
They were really happy todaybecause you finally fed them.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, what did you feed them?
I fed them dog food.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh, okay, like a normal person Like a normal
child needs.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Hey, thanks for everybody joining us already
here on YouTube.
We kind of skipped over thefirst 30 this year, this year I
feel like it's been that long.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
It has been a year.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
This episode just because of the fact we've got so
much to catch up on.
The boys haven't even seen eachother very much over the past
month and a half, maybe a coupleof times.
This will just be us catchingup, talking about anything
that's going on.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
We had one encounter where we were all together
recently.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
No, I mean whenever last week last weekend.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
That was the only time we've been together, all
three of us, in the past monthand a half no.
At the same time, matt War, wewent to see the wrestling match
after we had him on and that wasawesome.
That was so much fun.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
That was so much fun, in fact, so much so that I want
to go to the next one, october17th or something like that.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I think it's in the middle of October.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, oh man, Are we going to be at ACL?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Are we going to be at ACL?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
But for that specific thing, I don't know.
That's what I'm saying, is it?
I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You don't know when you're going to ACL.
No, I know when we're going toACL.
Yeah, second weekend.
What weekend is that?
The second one?
That's the question you don'tpiece of shit.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Anyways, also real quick.
Did you ever send Doc Rock thataudio from the?
He probably didn't.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
No, Just so you know.
It is not because of us.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
This man's mother died this man's mom's dead.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I had to find it.
I had to find, I had to find it.
You can't make this a comedyyet.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
You gotta let him make it into a comedy.
That's not okay I'm sorry, tim.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm sorry you had to do yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
So uh, cat's out of the bag.
That's why we've been gone forabout a month and a half for
those of it, because people havebeen asking.
People have been asking I wouldjust jump right into that.
Uh, yeah, so my mom died and umhad a rare disease and uh, so I
spent the last month and a halfdealing with that and now I get
to get tested to find out ifI'm genetic carrier.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh wow, is it something that can be like?
Yeah, it can be, it can behereditary.
Yeah, it can be hereditary 100%.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
So that means, I could just be a ticking time
bomb.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
But I did read that you can also get it from tainted
beef yeah, that's super rarethough.
Yeah, yeah, it's super rare,medium rare or well done.
Sorry, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Really really rare, I'm sorry.
So is the disease just ingeneral, right?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, just in general right like yeah, yeah,
it's one of them, literally likeone in a million, I think like
300 people maybe a year in theunited states get diagnosed with
it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's fucking.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's good crooks filled jacobs disease or cjd.
Um, yeah, so I'm getting tested, but, um, I will say this while
my mom was actively dyingbecause I was there for that.
Yeah, I'm sitting next to mysister and my rest of my
family's there and I make thecomment.
I was like, well, at least Ihave a built-in gauge to know if

(05:50):
I'm going to have it.
And they looked at me kind offunny and I said, well, I've got
an older brother and oldersister, so they most definitely
are going to get it before I do.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
So I just got to wait realistically and just find out
.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
But better to know now, right.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Or is gotta wait realistically and just find out.
But better to know now, right,or is it we?
So this is something that wenow I am faced with this dilemma
right, because we, we talkedabout this.
Would you want to know thatyou're gonna die at a at a
predetermined date, right?
I thought about that yeah, yeah, so I, I don't know I still
want to know.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I would want to know.
I would want to know.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I think so too.
I would also.
The difference is you don'tknow the date.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, I just know a general time frame like between
like 60 and 70.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right, but you plan on basically being dead at that
point anyway 55 is the goal.
Yeah, so I mean, you don'treally have much.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Maybe 47.
Dude, you don't really havemuch to worry about Maybe 47.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Dude, really, I thought I was going to kill
myself at 30, so we're here.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, we're here.
This episode isn't about you.
Yes, it is Everything is.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
This is my show and the main character.
No, it's just really weird.
But yeah, that's where we'vebeen going for the past about a
month and a half or whatever.
We had a couple episodes we hadto just not do.
We were planning on it because,you know, things came up and
everything, but yeah, just acrazy, crazy amount of time.
But we're all doing good,family's good, everybody's good,
my dad's good.
Um, you know, I want to.

(07:10):
I want to actually take thistime, um, and and just thank
everybody that came out, did it,you know, did anything for me,
checked in on me, uh, checked inon the family, all that stuff.
Um, I'm gonna tell you straightup sam Sam from the failed
podcast, he is one of thesweetest individuals I've ever
come across.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
He put together a nice little him and his wife put
together a nice little basket,because you know they went
through something similar notall that long ago.
So they put together a nicelittle basket of things that can
, you know, kind of help out andstuff like that.
And that was something that youknow I didn't expect to get or
wasn't asking for anything, andhe just did it out of the
kindness of his own heart, and Ireally appreciate that.
So I want to thank Sam for that.

(07:49):
I know he doesn't want hisroses, but he's going to get
them.
Outside of that.
It feels good to be back here,though.
It feels, good to be back inkind of a routine.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah yeah, it was still weird, I mean it's still
like, still like.
I mean, what do you tellsomebody, what do you tell a
friend that is going throughthat?
And you know, we kept ontelling you, me and Chad we're
like what can we do?
What can we do for him?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
it sucks to suck.
That's what you just said.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Let's take him out for a drink.
Well, he probably wants to bewith her more than us, though,
right those were big worries, solet.
We just kept going back andforth, but we definitely fell
for it.
I think it's kind of bizarre toconsider the fact that
something like this could godownhill so quickly.
It was just May June when itstarted, yeah somewhere around
there.
And then it was just like, ohwell, this might be happening,
this might be happening.

(08:35):
And it's like, oh shit, andthen it just took a turn.
It's bizarre to think thatanything could happen at any
point.
Yeah, just, could happen toanyone at any point.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, just uh, be nice to your family and I will
say this uh, make sure that youhave your shit together.
Um, for real, you want to makesure that you've got.
Uh, you know, I will tellpeople, go get a trust set up.
Um, make sure you got.
There's a thing that a lot ofand basically when someone dies,

(09:07):
their entire estate goes awayand it just immediately
transfers into the other person.
So, like, what's interesting isany debts and all that stuff
don't transfer over, because ifthey're in that one person's
estate, they no longer have anestate, and so there's ways that
you can fix it.
Rich people know this becauseit takes a lawyer.
Right, it's not that expensive.
It's a couple thousand dollarsto get that set up.
But you get a trust set up, youget all your stuff set up.

(09:27):
Make sure that you have yourmoney taken care of and hidden.
There's things that peopledon't know about that you might
come to a time that you need tobe in a nursing home and it's
going to cost you some money.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Hide your shit.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I'd probably start looking and setting up a trust
around like in your 50s, I meansooner be good, or good

Speaker 4 (09:49):
or sooner be good, or tell you what sooner be better
um sooner be better.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
But uh, you know before you what a lot of people
don't know is medicaid actuallywill look back five years.
So I didn't know this.
But if you gave a gift tosomebody, yeah, and then within
a five year period, like say,you gave them like $15,000,
$20,000 for whatever reason andyou have to go to a nursing home
and have to go on Medicaidwithin that five-year period of
giving that gift, medicaid looksat that gift as that was your

(10:16):
money and you should think youhave to give it back.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah they want it yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's crazy Dude, it is insane.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
It sounds like a reverse JG Wentworth situation.
It really is.
So you got to hide your money.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
And that's why wealthy people are really good
at hiding their money, becausethey don't want to lose their
money, right?
But it costs money to hide itand compartmentalize it, and so
it'll cost you a little bit ofmoney, but in the long run it's
going to help's my, uh, that'smy two cents worth now I learned
something about money this pastweek too.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
You want to hear what I want to learn about money so
back when I had all the surgeryfor the cancer thing, that one
time I had to go back and get apet scan, where they like these
pet scans are like seventhousand dollars, they're
fucking obnoxious, yeah, and Ihad to have one every year for
five years and so my insurancepaid for the first two or
something like that, and thenthey just said, nah, and I'm

(11:06):
like, but I've already, likeI've already done them, because
they were so late on gettingback to me on it.
I had already had two more andso I was so upset.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm like I can't just pay fourteen thousand dollars
or something like I've paideverything else like and so I
just didn't.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I didn't pay it.
That's the only thing in mylife that has ever gone to
collections, because I thoughtif it's a medical bill, it won't
show up on your credit report.
That's what I heard.
Is, if it's medical, it won'tshow up on your credit report.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
It shows up, but they're not supposed to be able
to do anything with it.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
I heard that if you pay like $10 a month, that
they'll just write it off as aloss.
Yeah, that's what I heard.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, I told them.
I was like they're like, hey,do you want to pay it in
increments, where it's like$1,000 a month?
And I'm like what?
Yeah, sure, that's not helpfulat all.
And so I'm like what I can dois $40.
And so I've been paying $40since then and, for whatever
reason, this year they stoppedtaking money out of my account.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
I didn't even notice, they just wrote it off as a
loss Friday, October 18th Okay.
Oh, perfect, yeah, we'll behere.
Are you going to be here, chad,are you going to be?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
in Afghanistan.
I might be in Florida, but ifnot, I'm down to go as well.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Florida is the new Afghanistan.
It is, it is.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
So the whole thing.
Apparently I had just hit eightyears, and at eight years they
can no longer like you're.
There's the statue oflibertations that we keep
talking about on the show yeahand it just like it goes away.
And so they keep calling me andif you re-establish payments,
yeah, it starts over.
Yep, I had no idea you alsocan't, uh, you, you also can't,

(12:34):
um, admit to the debt over thephone I hope I didn't do that
because, like I called them notknowing, and they're like you
want to pay, you want to pay,we'll just set it.
I'm like, well, I need tounderstand what's going on.
First, because payments juststopped.
Like none of this seems rightto me, and so I hung up and then
I just started like doing a lotof research and, sure enough,
like it's not on my creditreport anymore.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
It's gone Seven years it drops the end of those last
couple years, the more desperatethey get.
Yeah, they'll just blow you up.
I had a Neiman's card and theyput my last name wrong.
They put Javier Wagner.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Street is the street name.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah, and I was like, hmm, I'm going to take
advantage of this.
I maxed that card out and Ijust said fuck it.
And every time they'd call canI speak to Javier Wagner?
There's no man of that name.
I'm Javier Hernandez, and thelast couple of years they're
like Mr Wagner.
I'm like nope, that man doesn'texist.
And then it just fell off.

(13:33):
It just finally fell off Nice.
So I got like a Gucci shoes andI got like some really nice
button ups.
I don't fit anymore, obviously.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
So the moral of the story is like you should just
make sure they have your streetname on there.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
But here's the thing though they have like my aliases
on my credit report is that analias, your?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
wagner is one of my aliases I'm like, okay, that's
your whole only fans thing too.
You just kind of went with it,fuck yes blackie wagner, that's
uh, that's my dog's name whenthe street you lived on right.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Is that the?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
your dog's name, the street.
Moving on, I think um what elseanytime?
The dog's name comes out.
It's time to move on I did that.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
I did that a couple times, yeah, but no, my credit
score is going up now that'sgood yeah but now everybody's
like here get this credit card,get this credit card anymore,
and I'm like okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
I will just don't use it, or like I do, you know
because you want to have a highcredit.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
It's like I know, I do, I do use it.
I do use it.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
They say, if you don't use it, you lose it this
is true, that's true, you gottause it.
I've also heard that you'resupposed to do it right.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, I don't.
I bet you did do that at onepoint.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I did when I first got them, when I was 18.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, same, it was my American.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Eagle card and like my Zales card.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I had $300 at QT and $1,200 just credit card and they
were maxed the fuck out.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
For kids.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
We didn't know any I.
They should teach that atschool.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
How to get free money .
How to get free money.
I want to talk about the freemoney glitch that's been going
around, have you?

Speaker 4 (15:05):
heard of that.
Oh, the Chase one.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
The Chase one.
Have you heard what?
So somebody posted something onsocial media.
This is the bad thing aboutsocial media.
It's basically like a freemoney glitch with Chase.
So you go in there and you openup an account.
You get checks, right.
You essentially write a checkfor some extreme, crazy amount
of money deposited.

(15:27):
Most normal banks put a hold onit, right, for whatever reason.
Chase's showed like you couldput like $900 million and it
would show $900 million in youraccount, and then you go and
take out as much money as youcan get and close your account.
Okay, so that's what people aredoing, because, because they
thought it was a glitch, theythought it was a glitch, I close

(15:48):
my account.
They can't do anything, right,guess what that's called check
fraud.
Yeah, yeah, that's federal,isn't it?
And 500 or below.
So if it's below 500, it's amisdemeanor.
Anything above 500 is Felony.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Felony is felony felony damn yeah, and a bunch of
people have been doing it anddocumenting it on tiktok.
What a bunch of.
For you to dry snitch onyourself is wild.
Yeah, like, how do you thinkthat you can be?
Like, oh, look what I did.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
And then you know so I mean, it was like that's like
a common, it's a common scamthat people would pull like on
facebook, marketplace and stufflike that.
Um, so this dude kind of wastelling his story about it on
Tik TOK and how he was selling amotorcycle.
He used to love selling.
He'd go buy cheap bikes, kindof fix them up, turn around and
sell them Right.
So somebody gave him a thousanddollars down and it said, hey,

(16:36):
let's go to the bank and we'lldo, I'll write a check and you
can deposit it right there andcool.
And you can deposit it rightthere and cool.
So that's what he did threethousand dollars.
He put a thousand dollars downto be four thousand dollars
total.
Three thousand dollar checkgoes in.
They went to the bank and didall this, wrote it out and, uh,
shut the account down, wrote ahot check.
Essentially he deposited a hotcheck.

(16:57):
Had he went and immediatelypulled money out, he could have
been, you know, liable to anextent.
Right, he's probably gettingproved, you know, through that
they were able to prove that hewasn't in on this because the
person who went to the fuckingbank was on camera.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
You know doing it.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
But I mean, it's a scan that people been doing.
They just got the youngerpeople of the of the world to uh
start participating in this uhon themselves that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I could definitely see like if I'm trying to think.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
So, anyways, I got about a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Trying to think of a way you can get away with this
without getting like a felony.
It's like if you wrote yourselfa check and deposited it, is
that the felony?
Or trying to take the money outafterward Is that the felony?
I think both Okay, because I'mthinking like, oh okay.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I can write myself a check.
You wrote a hot check.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I've got $46,000 in my account and you show somebody
like, look, I'm worth the money, and then they give you money.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
So people used to do that like trying to get like
loans and stuff right.
Right, yeah, so they would putlike a and it would show in
their bank People, it's a, it's.
It's wild, though, like that'swhat tiktok gets you.

(18:07):
Tiktok gets you into doing allsorts of stuff, like buying
shoes, you know what?

Speaker 4 (18:12):
yes, yes, I, we were talking about this and I was
looking through my emails rightnow.
Look at this email I got.
It says your credit scoreimproved and you know, keep it
up.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, keep great job keep it up, buddy.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Great job it up.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'm trying to buy like a house yeah, you need a
good credit score for that youneed a good credit score for a
house, for an engagement ring,for fucking like you don't need
a credit score for engagement.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, you do you want to get a credit card?
In a goddamn fucking jewelrystore, you just pay cash.
Fuck.
No, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
I want the government to pay for like five years, six
years you know you're payingthe interest on that, though
right like it's not thegovernment that's paying for it
man, I'll just like fake mydeath or something within five
years you're gonna fake yoursyou got a great plan yeah, I can
go to venezuela what do youmean?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
they're gonna the government's gonna pay for it
are even going to be here infive years.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yes, I believe we are , I will be, maybe, I don't know
.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Chad's going to live forever.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Chad's like the cockroach you just can't kill.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah.
I'll be like He'll be infucking Italy.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Emphasis on the cock.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I'll basically be dead, but I'll still be alive.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I mean, I'll be like in a wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I mean, we're all dead inside a little bit right.
Oh yeah, mentally we're alldead.
So five years, five years fromnow, you picture yourself like
unable to move in a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
No, no, no, but like, maybe at like 70, I'll be
basically dead without beingdead, you know.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I got you Well preserved.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, I think so Again, because we're continuing
to pickle ourselves.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Chrissy says I think the aliens are coming next week,
so we'll see.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I haven't heard that.
We'll see.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, no.
So yeah, banking stuff.
That's crazy how that's beenhappening.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
But they already got that fixed though.
Yeah, they had Chase fix thatreal quick yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
So it had been just trending this past.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I'm just curious.
I want to see how many casesare going to start popping up.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh, a lot of them, it's kind of like the people
that Dude, we're in this moneysituation that I don't think
that people realize we arefucked.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, but inflation is low right now.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Because we're factoring it off of three things
.
The government factors off thesame things that they always
have.
It's not like they don't takeinto account that none of our
you know wages have gone up,even though the houses have gone
up four times.
All that, whatever Right, butlike when you look at like
credit cards, cars, houses,multifamily homes, single family

(20:38):
homes, all these things aregoing into default.
The numbers are all likedriving up because no one knows
how to handle their fuckingmoney anymore.
It's crazy.
Young kids don't want jobs.
What are people doing?
What are we gonna do?
We're so fucked.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yeah, we're we're in a, I think we're, I think we're
about to have that.
Uh, have that bubble again.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
That's gonna really burst I think we're gonna have a
bubble or just an all-out waror something.
Something bad's gonna happen.
I feel like I don't know.
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I just had to write a write a short paper on well,
it's not really a short paper,but like a discussion on uh,
because I'm in school still.
I'll never be out of it, um,but I'm taking a political
science class on terrorism ohyeah you know because, why not?
And I, had to write a shortpaper on like what do you think
the next wave of terrorism isgoing to be?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
they're trying to project terrorism by paper.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
That's not a good idea.
What's the next wave?
They're trying to get you withwhat they're trying to do.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
It's like which one of these kids is a terrorist?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I talked about eco-terrorism and how I think
that's going to kick off soon.
You know again, like whatEco-terrorism?
Well, everybody's talking aboutclimate change and eventually
someone's going to get reallyradicalized and they're going to
drive their Tesla into a powerplant and just well, you know,
here lately people have beenlike hitting up, like those grid

(21:53):
areas, you know, those bigpower plants that yeah, they're
trying to do their what thegritty is always called yep
that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Everyone's doing, the gritty these days blowing up
the power grits.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Actually yeah.
I'm looking at the-.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
That's the thing right.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
At the group chat at Fight Club.
I would love that situationwhere it just wipes everyone's
debt.
But I would like to know before, so that way I can like-.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Run it up.
Run it up or buy a bunch ofshit Back on dead parents and
stuff.
Yeah yeah Back on like deadparents and stuff, yeah, so my
mom had a bunch of credit cardsand I just thought like, well,
we're going to do this.
What if we just boughteverything that we wanted, yeah,
and then stop paying them,right, but then that feels like
credit card fraud.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
That is absolutely credit card fraud 100%.
You're using a credit card forsomeone that no longer is with
us.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
No, no Before Before.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Well, then that probably could have been okay.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, maybe I don't know.
Well, it's kind of like youknow, we're watching the
sopranos right now we shouldhave just done it and there was
a situation where there was aguy.
he's like hey, you know you're,I'm glad you're back and you
know you got to do some stuff sowe can get back in our good
graces.
Man, I need to borrow like$20,000 though.
Look, I'll pay a point and ahalf in the VIG.
You know if you can do me asolid in lending me 20 grand.

(23:12):
He's like I got to give you twopoints on the VIG.
I'm sorry.
He's like okay, but he knowshe's going to get hit like in a
week.
So I mean, it's kind of likeone of those situations.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
It doesn't matter, doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah, doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I mean, would I have gotten in trouble if I just ran
a car?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
It depends on, I guess, the amount, I guess
anything over $1,000,.
You know they'll look into.
Yeah, no, I mean, I'm justsaying, if I just started to run
up the credit cards.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You know.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I mean like about a month and a half out before two
months out, something like that.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
I don't know, I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Hey, anyways, what else have we done, since we've
been just trying to figure outhow to make some money real
quick.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah well, this isn't the place to do it on a podcast
that's out there for everyoneto listen.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Oh yeah, this is podcast that's out there for
everyone to listen.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
oh yeah, this is not the place to conspire crime.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
It's probably accurate.
But I mean, if you were goingto conspire crime, I think that
would probably be the good crimeto do credit card fraud?
No, no, no, no.
Not fraud, just just running upcredit cards on somebody else
and then look I.
I truly believe that she wouldhave wanted me to have all those
things.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I think so too, I think she would have wanted me
to have all those things.
I think so too.
I think she would have wantedyou to get a couple jet skis.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
She wants you to have anything that your heart
desires.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, the jet skis and the primates that I was
going to purchase.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Primates.
That's number two on the list.
It's jet skis and primates.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Well, I mean, who's going to ride the jet skis with
you?
What are you fucking, Lion King?
You got to have the chimp toride the jet skis.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
You got a girlfriend and lots of friends.
You don't need a chimp, butjust think about it.
Yeah, I mean, I've thoughtabout it.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
It would be pretty freaking cool On the group chat
Pokemon.
Car dupes are the new crime.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Are they?
I actually went down to NewBraunfels to hang out with Danny
.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
I thought you were going to say you went down that
rabbit hole and started tryingto make dupes.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I went down, uh, there, to see them in the family
and porter was showing me allhis pokemon cards and some of
them was like oh shit, you gotsome good ones.
And I was like, look at him,like, oh, that's a fake card.
He's got a like where'd you getthis?
He's like target.
I'm like no, you didn't.
Where'd you get this cardtarget?
No, you didn't.
Yeah, apparently like Like no,you didn't.
Where'd you get this cardTarget?
No, you didn't.
Yeah, apparently like a lot ofthem were not.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
So where's Porter getting these cards?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Is he going out, and I think he's just trading them
with kids or something.
Maybe he's trading I don't knowcards.
At school that's what he usedto do.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
You know, I think he's buying them off of somebody
off the street corner.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
If he's buying those cards from kids, he's supporting
terrorism, because that's whatthose cards do.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Or child labor.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I mean it makes sense .

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I mean, I think his parents should have a talking
with him.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
No, I think they're in on it.
They probably are Danny's, theone that creates them.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Danny has Porter right back there making them.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Porter's not buying them, he's selling them.
That's why he's telling youwhere he's like a target Danny's
got him stick to your story,porter.
Danny's got him taught manalright, so what have we been up
to for?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
the past couple months.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Matt War Pro.
We did go to that and that wasso much fun.
We didn't really talk about it,but we Southside.
Preservation hall.
There was a good amount ofpeople there.
Like with your ticket you getfree martin house beer because
they're one of the uh sponsorssponsors um, and then they had
kelly's onion burger outside wehad a.

(26:30):
We had a good meal before wewent inside and the show was
fantastic absolutely soentertaining yeah I honestly
think the best part about it,though, though much love to the
event, but you were my favoritepart about the entire show.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I honestly think that they should just hire you to be
a plant in the audience.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, because you were just like what was the word
?
Heckling, heckling, heckling,the entire time.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Can you imagine though Javier gets into this
world?
Javier loves wrestling.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Oh, yeah, love it Love it.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
You put him in there, they hire him, he's an audience
plant.
And then one of the wrestlers Imean they've got it all planned
out.
And one of the wrestlers grabsyou.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
And now you're in the middle of fighting Dude.
That's exactly what they needto do.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
He had people suck Jesus.
Remember that part?
Yeah, bro, that was like thecharacters.
By the way, like I don't wantto call them characters.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I mean, they're characters.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah they're.
Yeah the wrestlers, yeah thewrestlers.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
And their characters Like I don't watch fucking
wrestling.
Yeah the wrestlers, though.
That gave me the high fivemultiple times that shit fucking
hurt.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, that fucking.
I don't know.
You heard the fucking-.
Hey, could you imagine takingthe slap across the?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
chest.
Holy shit, I can't imagine.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
But I would love to be like a plant and him throw me
in the ring and then ah, butthat one guy, the one guy that
walked in there and acted likehe was nice and then would flip
people off and then, oh, butthat one guy, the one guy that
walked in there and like, actedlike he was nice and then, like,
would flip people off.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
That was the.
Wasn't that the guy?
Yeah, that was the same guythat gave him the high five.
Oh, he gave you the high five.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah, fucking like three high fives in a row.
Each one would be harder thanthe next.
But wrestlers, their personaswere pretty hilarious.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
yeah, I mean, there's that hobo jesus or what was it,
and there was a.
There was like a trumpsupporter.
The trump supporter that guywas uh, it was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
It was pretty funny, oh man, and also jesse got into
it so much I was like hell, yeah, jesse, it seemed like this was
home away from home it'sbecause the fucking the guy like
talk shit to a dog, to a shitto a dog, yeah, and Jesse, they
just fucking set her off.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
She's like fuck you Talk shit about that dog.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
She has got a lot of pent up rage man.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
I can tell she was flipping the guy off.
She's like no, I got a pictureactually.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I think of her like she needs to.
You know, week and then we goto once a month kind of thing,
um, and then a couple ofwrestling shows throughout there
.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
But yeah, she went.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Uh, she went nuts yeah, it was so much fun.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
She had a she had a sore throat the next day.
Yeah, couldn't, couldn't reallytalk.
Yeah, wow, it's pleasant at thehouse so, javier, what else?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
so let's kind of hit the highlights over the past
couple months um, let let's see.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
We had summer.
I didn't do really much.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
It's been too damn hot to really do a lot.
Honestly, I don't even want toleave the house sometimes.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
No, we've been binge watching shows.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
That's why my yard's not mowed.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
We were watching.
Like I said earlier, we werebinge watching the Sopranos.
We're still watching.
We're doing all the harrypotter movies right now because
it's we're gonna do that october.
Yeah, jesse's starting a harrypotter tonight, yeah yeah, the
the day they have in in englandwas yesterday, so it was a
welcome to hogwarts day I heardthey fucked that up, but they

(29:53):
changed it.
They did they didn't do thehogwarts thing at nine and three
quarters and they usually dothey have like a little party or
celebration for people?
They didn't do that this year.
In the train station In thetrain station and we've been you
and me have been to the actualwhere they have the set up.
Yeah, it's pretty cool, but no,we were talking about it and

(30:14):
we're like, oh, let's fuckingwatch it.
We hadn't watched it in aminute, but it's one of those
shows you watch every year whenthe start of fall.
So here we're here.
It's rainy, it's.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I know, I don't feels , great this I don't start
watching Harry Potter till likethe last couple of episodes or
episodes.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Last couple of movies .
Yeah, that's what you don'tlike.
The childish ones you like themore like dark.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I want the.
I want the ones where everybodyspit in my mouth one yeah, yeah
, it's a good one.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I'm watching harry potter oh, I'm watching harry
twatter.
Yeah, I thought you werewatching the wrong one.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
This happens every year I started watching um
started watching.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Uh, only murders in our building oh, how is that?
That's pretty good it is, it'sgood yeah, you started, you
watched it.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, I mean, I've continued, I've watched it up
until now.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yeah, so we just started watching the, the first
season.
Uh, like're in episode five, Ithink, right now.
It's interesting, it's welldone.
It's entertaining.
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
I'm actually really surprised Ican't fucking talk.
It's okay, you would think thatI have the messed up tongue.
No but to me, I was reallysurprised by Selena Gomez.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Why I just never really.
Yeah, she's still fine.
What do you mean?
I've?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
never seen her as like an actor actor, you know.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
And I'm like, wow, she's actually really good.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, sometimes it drives me nuts and I think it's
just her.
But like her, like so chill,demeanor, and her voice just
like, whatever, I don't careabout anything.
Yeah, it's okay.
Oh, but still, I love her.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, it doesn't matter, I kind of like that.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Yeah, so I'm going to go through my pictures and I'm
going to say what the thingsthat I did this summer, oh,
that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
So that's a good idea .

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Of course I don't know.
We we've already spoken sincewe we've been here.
We were gone like in last month, so at the start of we all went
to New Orleans.
That was a lot of fun.
I love New Orleans so much.
I can't wait to go back.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
We talked about that.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, we talked about that.
Of course, we had the wrestlingthing, we had the little cameo
I did with this guy, which westill need to do which we got to
do a thing.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
What's his name?
Tim 2.0.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yeah, so we did that.
That was a lot of fun.
Uh, me and lance went to a uh,dallas swings game and, um, it
was a really fun time.
It was against the phoenixmercury what else did I do, do,
do, do, do do cat pictures?
That's a lot of fucking catpictures you get.
Uh, you got a new cat we got anew cat, um, his name is artemis

(32:36):
.
He's a white cat.
He hates us.
How many cats do you have now?
Four cats, okay, four cats, allright, but they're all you know
.
It's only Princess, baby andArtemis that run around and that
crazy.
And then, oh and then, we got astray outside that we're taking
care of.
It was the mama of one of theones that we lost.
What else Went to Mexican nightat the Ranger game.

(33:02):
It was a lot of fun too.
I got a jersey and GiovanniGallardo was there.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
He was doing autographs.
Is it Mexican night or is itlike it was, mexican heritage
night?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'm just making sure it's not just like.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Latino night, no, they just call it Mexican night.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I went to Hot Import Nights.
I was invited to Hot ImportNights.
It was postponed from April andit was in June it was in june
or july.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Well, why don't you just look at the?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
goddamn date.
It was july.
July 16th or 17th, la, la, la,I will say about hot and poor
nights.
It is nothing compared to whatit was whenever I was a kid like
what do you mean?
Like it was outdoor.
It was hot as balls.
Um, the cars were pretty coolbut um, it wasn't like what it
was.
They had a couple of nice cars.
The the cool cars were inside.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
They had a sylvia were you not allowed inside?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
yeah, I was, yeah, I was in there with john john
photos yeah yeah, he was theretoo taking pictures.
I tagged along with them.
We were just walking aroundlooking at cars.
I don't really like a goodamount of good stuff, but not
like shows of yesterday wherethey were all perfect $50,000 to
$100,000 show cars.
It's not like that anymore.
They need to improve and maybego indoor next time.

(34:11):
There's a lot of girls there.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Do you think it's?
I mean because SEMA does allthe really expensive stuff SEMA
does.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
They don't do the imports and stuff like that,
like the really expensive stuffSEMA does they don't do like the
imports and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
The SEMA show is just for like stock cars or like the
show they do some crazy builds,though I follow some YouTubers
that do that.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Those are like kind of like a Copo, type of like a
customer built at the factory.
But it's not like that here,like they had a couple of good,
weird, crazy concepts.
I should have posted pictureswhich I think I might on the you
were supposed to.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
It's a whole reason for you to go.
They invited me for that reason, and then me and John were like
you got a media pass and youdidn't even meet yet.
Me and John were like you justlet John meet, you Fuck this.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
He was like fuck this , let's, let's see what else uh,
jesus, finally left.
Yeah, we were all happy aboutthat.
Jesus finally went to china.
Yeah, uh, wang du ni hao iswhat I'd like to say to my
brethrens over there.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Um so, isn't that japanese?

Speaker 4 (35:12):
is it anyhow?
Yeah, okay, maybe you're right,it's definitely japanese.
Um, there was a lot of drunkennights and, uh, the doctor told
me that I had to stop drinkingas much, which I don't think I
do.
I think I just have a fattyliver, and I think that's kind
of what we've done so far.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
All right, nice.
I think it was a genius idea togo look through the photos,
though, because now I've got allthese memories now.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Oh, and multiple birthdays you, mike the Bike,
jordan, lance, jordan, lance.
There was a lot of birthdays,zeus, zeus, but he was over
there.
He had a great time over there.
He looks like a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, so they found this brewery that was $20, and
it was unlimited beer.
I don't think they counted forJesus to come in.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
No.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Because he had 10 beers basically $2 beers and he
was shitty.
Crystal sent a picture at theend of the night.
He's just like passed out inthe uber or whatever the hell
they were good.
So after the matt war, uh prowrestling deal that we went to,
we went to our 20 year oh fuck,I forgot about that your high

(36:16):
school reunion yeah, uh, I wasto go to that, but mom stuff, I
understand.
It was fun.
It was good to see some people.
It was good that we did somekaraoke, tried to hop around but
stockyards were packed.
But it was a good time, it wasfun.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
It was just like one weird situation with somebody
and it was asking about you, tim, like do you still see Tim
Statham?
Do you hang around with them?
And yeah, yeah, duh, yeah, Igotta we have do a podcast
together.
And then he just kind of dazedlike boo.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, there was, there were some people that were
drunk.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yeah, real drunk, very drunk.
What was that?
Justin weaver?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
uh, that's weird fucking guy uh went to tropic
lady for the first time oh yeahand two yeah, it was delicious,
really good.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Someone tried to talk shit about it and I was like no
, you're wrong.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I'll be honest with you.
The case was great.
The food was pretty good, thedrinks were fun.
I had the dirty soda thing thatyou had talked about, but then
I think it's awesome that theyhave like the THC cocktails and
stuff too, and so I thought thatwas a pretty cool idea.
Let's see what else.
We had a night over at my placewhere we played get blitz with

(37:22):
everyone.
We just got shitty, we.
It was fun because we got tokind of like test the game, made
some tweaks with all my friends, kind of give an input and
stuff like that, which is great.
I appreciate everyone comingout, and then it went straight
to the printers that sameweekend and so, yeah, that's
pretty exciting.
It was fun, it was a good time.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
It was a hell of a good time.
I knew I had an Uber.
I knew I had an Uber.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Went down to Austin.
Sarah, she usually works on theweekends, but she had this
random weekend off.
We're like, well, let's takeadvantage of this.
We went down to Austinno-transcript latitudes is still

(38:10):
there, but it's closed.
It's been closed for years, sowe couldn't go there, but we did
hop around a little bit.
I mean, we were in bed bothnights by like 10.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
So it's not quite like our 20s.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Not in bed maybe, but at least in our room.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Because it was usually like 2 am, we shut the
bars down.
Chase is looking for pizza.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah, we did order pizza from the place.
One night we decided to stay inthe room and watch that Joe
Rogan thing that was on.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Netflix.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
And so we ordered pizza to the room from the place
on 6.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
And it was awesome, it was so good, so we could
always find chase?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
oh, yeah, for sure.
Let's see what else did we do?
So we spent the whole weekendin austin, went to some cool new
bars too that we've never beento.
Uh.
Went to uh, colorado with myparents.
My mom's never really been tocolorado, she's never really
seen the mountains I don't knowif my, I know, mike has, but
it's been a long time and wewent to estes park and they,
they loved it, they absolutelyloved it, and the weather was
perfect.
It was like 60 70s the entiretime and it was raining, but it

(39:06):
was still like like this, whereyou just want it to rain and be
cool and beautiful.
Uh, there was like elk walkingright behind our airbnb dude, it
was, it was beautiful.
And then this past weekend wentto, uh, san anton, did the
floating thing in New Braunfelsand that's about it.
I think that about sums it up.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I mean I hung out at home a lot, spent a lot of time
at the hospital, ate a lot ofhospital food.
Outside of that, I mean nothingtoo crazy.
Couldn't really do any tripstraveling.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
You saw some shows.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Yeah, I mean I went and saw dude dude.
One of the last shows I wentsaw I don't know if any of y'all
remember but the aquabats- oh,I do remember you had tickets
and, uh, the marias wereperforming at the same show,
right?

Speaker 4 (39:51):
I think that was the same show, I don't know I got.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
A friend of mine asked me to go to the aquabat
show.
He had extra tickets.
I went.
They sang that song.
It was a cool pool party.
Whatever, it was a lot of fun.
Had a good time there.
Nice.
Yeah, I went to a couple showsat Halton Theater.
We went to Tammy's Cousins.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Oh yeah, Bellamora, yeah yeah.
Saw them play they were a lotof fun they were good, javier
got out there moshed a littlebit.
I did, I did, I scraped my kneemoshed with three girls and
they beat the shit out of methat was fun.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
And then, um, yeah, I've got some shows coming up.
Gonna go see, uh, the band billmurray, b-i-l-m-u-r-i.
They're just a lot of fun.
Um, their newest album kind ofhas like a little bit of a
country twist to it.
It'll be a good time.
They're going to be at Tana.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Hills.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Okay, a little saxophone action on there.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Speaking of country twist, the new Post Malone album
came out.
It's not awful.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
I haven't listened to it.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
I haven't listened to it.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
I don't think I will.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
But I did see the video of him and Dwight Yoakam
riding horses down SunsetBoulevard.
Like Sunset Boulevard, the hell.
And Dwight was just singing.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Nice, I got to be honest with you guys.
I don't think I've ever reallylistened to Post Malone.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Really, really, surely you have from like the
radio and shit.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
I mean, you heard White Iverson.
I don't know how that fuckinggoes.
I don't know how White Iversongoes.
Can you sing me a couple bars?
I mean if I'm being real, Ican't sing it off the top of my
head.
I can't, I can't.
What are there?
What other songs does he have?
Because I'm I shit you better,better.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Now is that one, yeah I don't even know how that
fucking celebration.
Yeah, yeah, you got that onetoo, okay he's got a lot of
songs, uh.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
But I did go to his fall apart raising canes in
dallas oh, with the truck outthere's the cowboys.
He's got a lot of songs.
But I did go to his Fall ApartRaising Cane's in Dallas oh,
with the truck out there there'sthe Cowboys.
Slash Post Malone RaisingCane's, and they had the truck
From the album cover Out on theparking lot I was like sure I'll
grab Cane's on the way home Fordinner tonight and I took a
couple pictures and it's prettycool Because they have like a.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Special cup and everything Post.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Malone meal and it's specifically what he would order
with his cup.
And then you get a sticker thatsays like Canes and Post Malone
has like blue and it's prettyneat.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Did it come with a butt plug?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
No, if anything I thought Post Malone should have
been.
It should have been like a whatwas it?
A Chicken Express, because heworked at Chicken Express.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
He worked at a Chicken Express, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Maybe he.
I think it's fuck chicken.
Maybe they did him wrong.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
He's like you know what.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I think chicken eats.
I'm going to go the oppositedirection.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
But is it good though ?
Is the album good?
I mean the country album.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I don't love country, but I do think that it's good
for what it is and it's reallycool that he's got Dolly Parton
on the album.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Any country star is on the album.
Yeah, beyonce had people on heralbum, so why are people
talking shit about beyonce'scountry album and not post
malone?
Because there's some peoplethat I know they're like oh, I
think post malone this is acontroversial subject, but I
think that post malone's got afuture in country, and I'm just
thinking no, I think people areshitting on him too.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
There's a lot of people shit really yeah, yeah
yeah, they're like stay in yourlane.
Uh, both, both of them.
Anytime someone does somethingdifferent, they're like I want
to hear the old shit well, nowthat you bring up something
different.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Have you heard that the hawk to a girl is now on a
has her own podcast yeah it'scalled talk to her talk to.
It's pretty clever yeah, and Ithink that's a good thing that
she's doing.
I think she's capitalizing andshe's not just sticking to that
one fucking thing yeah, and shewent and uh is like I don't know
the whole story.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Uh, so sorry, youtube , that we don't have all the
facts all the time, all youassholes that are gonna be like.
Well, you know she said thisand that she's going to run for
president.
I don't know when we weresupposed to become the news, but
we're just three fucking idiotstalking we don't know the facts
.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
If you're listening to us, so anything we say
probably wrong.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Take it with a grain of salt, but from what I heard,
Like an animal charityorganization or something like
that.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Right, yeah, I heard that too.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
And so it's not like she's just capitalizing, she's
doing good things too.
I appreciate the fact that shetook this one thing that blew
her up.
This marketing agency swoopedin, took her, did all this shit
with it and she can do whateverthe fuck she wants now.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Well, that's the first thing she did.
That's the first thing she did.
Was that pet thing that she'sdoing?
Yeah, she did.
Was that pet thing that she'sdoing?
Yeah, and I love that afterthat, because first I was like
this is fucking annoying, likeit's everywhere.
It's gonna fucking blow thisshit up now.
And then whenever I saw herlike they say, I only got 15
minutes, so I'm just gonna makemake good with it.
And she did that and I'm likeokay it's awesome respect.

(44:34):
It's awesome and you know she'sagain watching her stories and
the things she's doing and thepeople she's meeting.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
She gets to meet anyone she wants.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
I think that's really cool.
She met.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Shaq Matt Rife.
She got to perform with somecountry artist.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Oh wait, Don't know the name of the country.
Artist.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Zach Bryan, luke Bryan.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
It wasn't Luke Bryan, zach Bryan.
It was Zach Bryan, luke Wilson,owen Wilson, I believe.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I don't know.
It's one of those white namesthat are country artists Chad
Butler I don't know, it could bethat he's dead.
Chad Butler, yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Pimpsy but I think it's cool, good for her, good on
her and I think that if youfind yourself that and also
since that came out, there areso many other people that are
trying to go viral, like tryingjust to well, of course, I mean,
they're gonna say outrageous,outrageous things, you know but
they, but they are not.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
It's not like how it happened with her, it was just
organic and it's so hard becausemy get blitz videos are so good
and not a single one has goneviral yet.
You know what I mean.
Like they're just so much funyou're good man, it's a good
idea.
You don't have to lie.
The eye roll said it all I waslooking at the hat the eye roll
said it all motherfucker, but Iknow what it was you.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
You should have, honestly, you should have
brought the fucking helmet,should put it over there because
, uh, next week is our lastepisode before you go to italy
yeah for a couple weeks, and soyou need to bring it next week.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, for sure, It'll also be the episode before the
home opener, which will be agood time too.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Yeah but also Cowboys the opener, the Cowboys season
opener is this weekend.
So, it's going to be a lot ofgood times and, thank God, we're
back at fall.
Fall's here Again.
We talked about earlierweather's cooling down a bit.
Um, I pulled up a list ofthings that white people love.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I just thought we'd give it just like a brief listen
while you're talking which oneis this this is the first one.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Wrong ones featuring tim mcgraw okay, this is
actually maybe one of myfavorite ones, because he's like
fuck you money line lift kid ona limousine.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
I got 10 problems down in tennessee and I ain't
got the time to fix.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I mean, I could do this.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Wait till it hits, okay.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Okay, I'm going to play Beyonce's now.

(47:20):
Okay, it's pretty catchy.
That's some good shit.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
All right.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
They're not all that good.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
I like the fuck you money line.
I was like it adds that PostMalone swag to some country
vibes, which is cool.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
All right, just keep talking.
I'm pulling this up.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
But yeah, he's got all sorts of artists on the
album.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
So I got a list of things white people love about
the fall Apple picking.
White people love apple picking.
How?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
did we get here?
I think you need your own intro.
White people fall everybody.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
White people fall.
I was going to say another word.
I can't say it.
I can say it.
I mean y'all probably get madat me for it, but let's ask
Courtney.
Let's call Courtney right nowand ask her how she feels about
apple picking.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
She is probably her and Jordan like fall.
No, her, jordan and Sarah's alllike fall more than these
people.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
I know, I mean Tammy does also White woman fall?
For all three White woman fall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fall tillthey ball.
Sorry, jay, apple picking isone thing I guess up north, up
north.
Yeah, picking is celebratingthe literal fruits of your labor
by whipping up nostalgic handpies and hard-earned bursels.
You know they love going toapple orchards and picking just

(48:33):
to post pictures on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
The next thing colored leaves.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Oh, who doesn't like it?
And the leaves change up north,you know.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I'm going to.
I'm trying to set this up so Ican call Courtney right now.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Perfect, oh my God.
Yes, but yeah, I would alwaysnot just up north, like up in,
you know.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I need you to do me a favor.
Text me Courtney's number rightnow, Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
I got you.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
But you, you know, they also have the cherry
blossoms in japan, which issomething I also want to check
out too.
I think that's.
That'd be pretty cool.
Oh, soup season we just had.
Uh, um, what would tammy make?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
what she made.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Uh, you know tammy made some beef stew last night
from scratch beef Beef stew.
It was really, really good andhearty and delicious.
You know had a little bit ofthat wine.
Very good Soup season is.
I think, in my opinion, one ofthe best seasons, because it's
not just like American or whitepeople soup, mexican as well.

(49:33):
You have your posoles, yourgreen chili posoles.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
What is it called?
Caldo Caldo Caldo?
You get a caldo Caldo CaldoCaldo.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Caldo, caldo, caldo.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Caldo Caldo.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo.
You know you can't go wrong.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
What is the make?
A green chili pozole, okay, andit's fucking amazing.
It's delicious.
So by yourself, you would saythe package ramen's yeah, pack
of ramen.
I get like a spoonful ofbouillon and put it in water and
just mix it up and so I youknow, we talked about this
recently and we said one pack isa serving right and you have
two packs.
You have two, two packs in thesandwich, so you'd have two
servings.
Did you know that a pack isactually two servings?
So you're having four servings?

(50:21):
Did you know?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
this.
It makes sense.
My body, my body says fourservings all over, four servings
all over, um yeah, but um, whatelse, what else?
I hadn't tried green chilipozole until last year, because
I know you said roy roy's momreally good uh I was always a

(50:42):
hater of green chilies oh andlike I never, because whenever I
was in colorado, like all themexican food, it was just
slathered yeah slathered ingreen chilies, and so I wasn't a
fan, um, but now try and get insmaller portions.
I think it's very good, that theflavor is delicious and um,
well, let me, let me just moveon to let's move on to the next

(51:02):
fall white people thing.
Halloween.
Yeah, why people love?
Halloween yeah, let's see about.
About Halloween did you knowit's the in the 1978 Halloween
movie, michael Myers is mask?
Was that of William Shatner'sfrom Star Trek?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
no, yeah, I just got a William Shatner's from Star
Trek?
No yeah, they just got a.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
William Shatner mask and painted it white and made
the hair.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
all you know I'm going to have to do it this way,
that's okay, that's bizarre,yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Next on the list pumpkin pie.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Okay, oh there we go, we're going to see if Courtney
will answer.
I do like pumpkin pie.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Me too, oh the pies.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
I think it's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Should we have like warned her, no, no no, does she
have your number?

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
She knows you are.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Hello, hey, courtney, hey, hey.
You're on the Funky Pantherright now.
We have some questions for you.
Okay, oh shit, okay, okay,you're the widest white girl
that we know, oh wow, Fuck youtoo.
And Javier's got some questions.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Well, let me go somewhere where I'm on earshot
of my parents.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I'm assuming that you are not.
These are not inappropriate.
Okay well, that's a surprise.
These are all about the fall.
These are all about the fall.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
The fall.
Okay, well, Javier wouldprobably know more about that
type of stuff than I would.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
That's a lie.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Because he's whiter.
Yeah, what are your questions?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
No, no, no.
These are things white peoplelike about the fall One is apple
picking.
Have you ever gone applepicking before?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
I have gone.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Apple picking.
Yes, one for one.
All right, um pumpkins, do youlike pumpkins?
No, oh, raspberries.
Okay, I know you'll love thisone.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Uh, colored leaves well, what kind of colors?
Well, I, guess whenever theychange uh yellows and reds and
oranges yes, it is pretty, butyou like, I don't know anyone
who doesn't think that's prettyyeah, I like it.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
I think it makes sense yeah, um halloween.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Do you like halloween ?
It's okay, okay, all right.
Just again.
This is is white people lovingthings with Courtney?
Next on the list, cozy socks.
Are you a fan of cozy socks?
In the fall, no, I'd rather gobarefoot, damn.

(53:32):
Wow, that's a Wow.
Okay, how about a fire Like achimney?
Do you like fire Fire?
Do I like fire?
Do you like chimney?
Fire I a chimney, do you likefire?

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Fire Do I like, fire Do you like?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
chimney fire?
No, I am not a pyro.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Do you like chimney fires?
I do not mind fire, but Iprefer the kind that does not
make me smell like smoke.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Like a fireplace.
A fireplace is good.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Yeah, sure Fireplace, yeah, sure Fireplace, yeah, why
not?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Yes, how about pumpkin everything?
No, no, really you don't likepumpkin.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
I think pumpkin spice lattes are fucking disgusting.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Thank you, the only thing, that pumpkin, that
Courtney likes, is that one beer.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Oh yeah, shipyard, I like Pumpkinhead, pumpkinhead.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Yeah, shipyard, I like Pumpkinhead, pumpkinhead.
Yeah, shipyard's Pumpkinhead,fully dressed right.
Cinnamon Sugar, yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Fully dressed, yes.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
That's a good beer.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
That's about it.
I'm not your typical whitebitch.
Thank you very much, guys.
How about Jumping?

Speaker 4 (54:31):
in Leaves.
How about Jumping in Leaves?

Speaker 5 (54:34):
jumping.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
No, because I don't trust what might be underneath
all those leaves have you everused that in the photo shoot,
though, like for other people?

Speaker 5 (54:42):
yeah, because, duh yeah, I have used leaves in
photo shoots for other peopletwo more things on the list,
courtney, uh, crisp air you likethe cold crisp yeah over
sweating my ass off.
Yes, I love cold crisp air.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
I forgot, we're in Texas.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Yes, do I prefer cold 1,000%?

Speaker 4 (55:08):
yes, oh God.
Okay, and last but not least,hikes.
A good fall hike.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Is this a flat surface level?
Hike my climbing up mountainsyou're climbing up mountains um,
if there's like a lift, that'spreferable.
Okay, okay.
But yes, I do enjoy a fall hikein the mountains, with changing
leaves and perhaps the smell ofchimney wood fire in the far

(55:39):
distance and a whiff of thatcinnamon spice pumpkin beer.
That actually sounds gloriousright now.
I'm not lying.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
On this list it says fall hikes through the forest
with magical views of changingcolors and crisp and cool air.
So I guess that's it you nailedit.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
You nailed it, courtney, you nailed it.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Hooray.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
I want to thank you for answering the phone first
off, yeah, first off, I'mrandomly calling you um because
we don't do that, and then yeah,I know I was like, oh shit,
something's happened,something's happened.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
We need courtney's expert, we needed your expertise
, that's all on being white, onbeing white in, on being white.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
And our first episode back in over a month and a half
.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
So oh damn, yeah.
Ok, well, I feel kind ofhonored, but in a yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't feel not
nice to honored way no thatsounds about right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
OK, well, if there's anything else I can do for y'all
, don't call me again.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Thanks, courtney.
Thank you, courtney, you'rewelcome.
Bye.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Bye, it's always good whenever someone just picks up.
We got to do that more often.
I've got to get it set up towork because I can do it through
here, and it has like a whole.
It's called a mix minus thingand it works.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I don't need the explanation, just make it work.
I don't need the explanation,just make it work.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Anyways, then we could all hear, and they could
hear us, and it would soundreally nice and pretty and all
that.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Paint me a picture of magic man.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Couldn't you just use the thing?

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Like couldn't you just use?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
the thing.
Yeah, I couldn't get it to gothrough, yeah yeah, gotcha Okay,
and I have the.
Usb-c.
As another white person, I amexcited about fall.
This summer has not even been ahot summer compared to like
last summer, but it's stillfucking sucks Like especially
going to work and then likewalking downtown and like having
to get to the.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Oh shit, just keep talking.
We're going to play a little ofof of Beyonce's Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
And like today, with the rain and the seventies come
on this.
I cannot wait for this to belike the norm again.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Look, it was gloomy, yes, but I'll take that over
like the nastiness of the,because when it was hot this
summer, it was hot.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Boy howdy.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
It's not.
This is not country.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
This is like gospel-ish.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Okay, I like it.
I don't hate it.
So that was the first.
So I played the first song ofPost Malone's album and it
straight up went country right.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
There we go, there it is, I don't.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
I don't know.
I don't feel like this iscountry.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
I don't hate it, but I don't think I would listen to
this regularly.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Okay, I don't know.
I mean she's from.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Houston, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't.
I'll listen to this before Ilisten to Post Malone.
Look at her now.
Look at her, look at her, lookat her, look at her.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
I don't, yeah, I don't.
I'll listen to this before Ilisten to Post Malone.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I think if I wanted to listen to country music, I'd
listen to Post Malone.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
If I just want to listen to Beyonce, then this I'm
going to listen to this becauseI have not even given it a go
yet.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know, Idon't know.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Yeah, I don't know either.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
I think, in order for me to actually give an opinion,
I'm going to have to listen toboth.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
I feel like Post Malone still sounds like Post
Malone even if he does all thesedifferent genres between rap,
rock, country, whatever.
He still sounds like him andI'm tired of the vibrato, but
still he sounds like him.
She's going for a whole othervoice on this one.
I don't know, I have to listento it through.
It's been out for a while now.
It came out earlier this year.
It came out.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Yeah, 2024, early this year.
Yeah yeah.
It's 27 songs, one hour and 18minutes.
I think we should just turn thelights off and just let it play
.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Is this a pants on, pants off situation?
It's whatever you feel.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I think it's whatever you feel.
I think it's a little, you knowbeanstalk situation okay you
know what I mean what if?
People started painting theirbeanstalk and like we're showing
off like art, you know what Imean like put some little glow
on it or something showed it atnight my concern is uh, I'm
thinking about a way to dressthis up a little bit, make it
cute.
I like it you remember?

Speaker 3 (59:54):
you remember the, the , the thing, um, it was like
probably early 2000,.
The girls with the whale tailshow in all the time.
That was the thing, right.
But I also remember seeingsomething bedazzling because
they were low-rise jeans, justright there having a little
rhinestones.
Can we bring that back for theguys?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Our jeans are going to be so low.
How low though, like upperthigh, that's going to going to
be so low.
How low, though, like upperthigh, that's going to have to
be like you're basically showingyour leg crack.
You got to figure out how to,because you don't want your butt
crack showing no, so they gotto go down in the front but
still up in the back you got toget five inch or three inch

(01:00:36):
shorts.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
That's going to be a hole like it's going to be a
hole somewhere.
We got to have five-inch orthree-inch shorts.
That's got to be a whole, likeit's got to be a whole.
Somewhere we got to have thepartner with Someone on Alibaba
I'm sure can make it for us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Yeah, there's got to be a supplier.
We just show them the designand I think we're on to
something I got a pair ofthree-inch shorts.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Yeah, I mean what?
Yeah, I mean I got a pair oflike I think that's like a three
inch and same.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
yeah, yeah yeah, uh, from the chat it's gonna be the
jazzling.
Yeah, yeah, the jazzling, butcan we?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
do that for the root for the beanstalk, for the old
beanstalk, the old, uh, old foranyone in the chat.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
If you've got a better name than beanstalk, we'd
love to hear it.
I feel like that's kind of thewinner at the moment, but
anything can go at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Yeah, I just don't know anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yeah, I don't either.
What else do we need to talkabout?
I feel like didn't you havesomething you wanted to chat
about?

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Yeah, I wanted to ask and I was going to bring this
up about a month and a half ago,but the Porky Pig situation.
You all know what Porky piggingit is right yeah, no pants just
shirt, yeah, no pants.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Winnie the pooh, yeah porky pigging um.
First off they're two differentanimals, but yet they're doing
the same thing, which is crazy,right?
When is it appropriate?
When you're alone at home?

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
is it acceptable to this t-shirt or whatever top and
no, nothing on that's right nounderwear or anything yeah, but
naked just Just letting it go.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah, you're wearing a short dress and it ain't
covering much.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Huh, whenever I live by myself, I feel too weird.
I walk naked.
I just walk around the housenaked.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
See, I feel like walking around naked, naked
Naked Because that's how I sayit, I know it is Um.
I feel like that's um.
It feels better than Porky Pigand Porky Pig and it feels like
you're doing something shameful.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Porky Pig and seems like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I felt shame whenever I've done it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
I mean I don't, I don't hate Porky Pig in it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
You just feel like a toddler.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Cause you're still warm up top.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I don't know, man, but it's not so much the warm
and you're free down bottom itjust feels so strange.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
You're warm and free is what it is, but it's
perfectly fine to go shorts andno shirt on, that's acceptable.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
If I'm doing one or the other, it's probably porky
pig in it, to be honest with you.
That's a fact.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
That is something that's a fact I don't know man,
I kind of I don't know.
I think I'd feel more ashamedif somebody caught me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
It's not about getting caught.
No, no, no, no, I want.
It's not about being no I wantto.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
I want to talk about that part, the getting caught
part.
Oh so, are you feeling moreembarrassed if you are fully
nude?
Okay or just porky pig in itporky pig in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Don't think I.
I think it would be an equalembarrassment.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I don't know.
I think I would be moreembarrassed.
Uh, Porky Pig in it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Cause it could always be like, oh, I hadn't put my
underwear on yet you know what Imean Like I'm I'm working on
getting dressed.
It's like an egg.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
That's also really dangerous.
I was getting hungry and I oilsplatter.
It's very dangerous, you knowor even sharp objects if you're
like cutting, like a tomato orsomething.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Yeah, but I feel like , uh, someone wouldn't question.
Like they opened the door onaccident on you, right?
Yeah, you're, you're you'reexpecting guests, but you didn't
expect them so soon.
And you're you're porky,pigging it around the place and
they open the door and it'sgoing to take them a second.
They see clothes.
They see the clothing up topand then nothing down below and

(01:04:05):
they're going to stand there andand it's, it's going to take a
minute to process, right, versusyou walk in and I have nothing
on.
That's going to be an instantlike oh, I'm so sorry, and out
the door see.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Your first mistake was anytime you porky pig, like
rule number one, lock the doorlock the doors.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
You gotta lock the doors.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
That's where I mess free and warm, you gotta lock
the doors immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Free and warm?
Yeah, because you're wearingthe shirt, so you're warm, but
free down below.
So you gotta lock the doors.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
That's your fault I'm more like uh, shorts and uh, or
like a pants and a short sleeveshirt and not the, not the long
sleeve up top and the shorts,like you like to do I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
That's fall is my favorite because I can wear a
hoodie and shorts it's almostthat you're porky big in it
right.
That's maybe why I'm socomfortable with it, because my
shorts are above the knee andit's almost like you know but I
get.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
I get my legs get more cold than my upper body.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Oh, see, other way for me.
Yeah, I got these meaty asslegs.
They don't get cold.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I got nothing, that's really that meaty Right, you
would think.
In theory I should be cold allthe time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, I'm not.
You'd be fucked with thebeanstalk situation.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
I would be.
I don't think, I didn't thinkthat much.
What about the short?
What about the?
What about the little guys atthe beanstalk?
Okay, you mean because then ifyou're not, careful, depending
on how they're cut.
I mean, that's all that's allshow.
That's all tip showing right,depending on your cut.
I'm talking.
I'm talking about how the pantsare cut.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Oh, I thought you meant like circumcised, or?

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
uncircumcised.
I have a sweater.
I'm talking more of the.
You know, if you do a one sizefits all kind of situation,
these got to be custom, one-offpants.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Right, I will say this.
What would be a suitable shirt,though, if you're porky pigging
it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Would it have to be belly button Like a Zeke?
Are you talking like a?

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
crop top.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Like a crop top.
Like a crop top.
No full blown shirt.
They could even cover half theass a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
You know me like show like the gerber baby.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Yeah like there's gonna be something you know
peeking out the bottom.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
But it's gotta be, can't be belly but I didn't see
where it started, but I sawwhere it ended type of situation
because I think if I walked inand saw somebody porky pigging
it in a crop top, I would bevery confused by that Right.
Okay, next question what'sworse?
Porky pigging in a t-shirt orporky pigging it in like a
business button-up shirt?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I think the business button-up shirt just means that
you were doing a Zoom interview.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I've done that before .

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
But you had shorts on .

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
I had boxers on, yeah you at least had something on
what if they're like all right,mr beller, can you just stand up
for us real quick?
We talked about that before.
Nope, no, I cannot, sir.
I am handicapped.
I'm fully erect right now.
I cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Uh, yeah, I don't know.
I think the business one's okay, okay, I think the business
one's okay.
Okay, I think the businessone's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
There was an Office episode where Michael was
changing in his office.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
And that's where I got the.
I didn't see where it started,but I saw where it ended.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Because that's what.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Pam said so what did you see?
I didn't see where it started,but I saw where it ended and
yeah, so he was porky picking it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Yeah, he was.
So when we were in Dallas,because we went to Chris and
John's, we went to a brewery outthere.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, we did do that.
We didn't talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
We had a conversation about something that I feel is
going to happen sometime in ourlifetime.
Okay, I feel like.
You know I like wearing shortsbecause it is comfortable.
My legs, you know, get warm ifI wear pants.
I'd just rather wear shorts.
Yeah, even if it's cold, I feellike at some point in our

(01:07:41):
lifetime it's going to be okayand maybe even stylish for men
to wear skirts.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Okay, yes, so you talked about shirt.
Uh, you know short skirts anddresses, right for men, and I
called that to be a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I said it was a kilt I think that the kilt is a more
like scottish thing, like it'sgot to be plaid, it's got to be
plaid, it's got to be nounderwear, like there's a
specific situation where you'dwear that.
I'm saying just in general,like style.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
But I want to know like, what kind of skirts Are we
talking like?
Because Jesse brought up pencilskirts Are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
that no Arab men wear like tunics.
That you know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah, that's true, they wear the tunics.
Yeah, they've been wearing thelong dresses.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Yeah, who, arabic, arabic yeah, yeah, yeah, arabic
men.
Yeah, and why?
Probably because it's airy andsuper nice, it's hot right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
I think if anywhere it's gonna happen, it's gonna be
texas, right.
But um can we just talk aboutthe business shorts, because I'm
here for that business shorts.
Think about it, nice littleshort sleeve blazer.
Short sleeve business,short-sleeved business pants.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
I've seen that at ACO .

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
You're out there just looking like you're here to
have a good time but alsoexecute some sort of business
plan.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Isn't that the guitarist from ACDC that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
wears that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Oh yeah, he's young.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Yeah, I think he was- .

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
A schoolboy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Yeah, yeah, I think A schoolboy.
Yeah, he's a visionary.
That's essentially what you'retalking about.
I'm talking about that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Okay, I mean you can wear that and I'll wear my man
skirt.
You're going to wear your manskirt?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
What kind of top are you going to wear?
I don't think it matters.
I don't think it does either.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I think it does.
I think just a loose knee goout in airy, I get it.
I can still wear a hoodie.
I can wear a nice shirt.
You have different versions Idon't see why that wouldn't take
off.
I have seen those summerdresses and they do look
comfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
And then Jesse made up a good point that Henry
Styles wears skirts.
We're going to get fucked overon that one too, because you
said Henry Styles.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Sorry, youtube comments, it's Harry Styles.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
There's more TikTok that got pissed off at us.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
I don't know, they're all pissed off.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not opposed to it, I'm just saying,
like, are we going to beshaving legs?

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
No, no, no, no, no.
Like later hosing, people wearlater hosing.
They're fucking short as fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Yeah, I'm going to be wearing some in like a weekend
or so from now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
We got to make it up as we go.
Boys, what about shoes?

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Are we wearing some?

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
pumps.
I think we still wear, you knowbad ass shoes you can wear
boots.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Wear boots, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
You wear boots, that would look good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Man, could you imagine what the heels are going
to do to your calves?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Okay, calm down, Mr I'm basically wearing heels
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I'm just saying oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Tim got these TikTok shoes.
By the way, that gives them anextra two or three inches on his
beanstalk.
I don't really understand howthat works, so first off.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
I bought these off of Timu Okay, not knowing.
And then all of a sudden Istarted seeing on TikTok shop
and all of a sudden buy theseshoes.
They add an extra three inches.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
To your penis.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Yeah, it's a bunch of and what's funny is these guys
are like yeah, I'm six foot.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
I never thought.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I'd be a tall person.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Dude, I'm like 5'8", 5'9".
Maybe I should get them so Icould finally be six foot.
They're not uncomfortable, besix foot, they're.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
they're not uncomfortable, they're actually
pretty comfortable compared towhat, like comparing my shoes
that you, um, I don't know they,I mean I, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
I wouldn't hate to see how it is to be a little bit
taller.
They're not bad.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
I mean they got those insoles you can put in.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
That'll raise the heel, so you're you know, I feel
like you're popping out of yourshoes.
Who was?

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
that, uh, but wasn't there a uh, um, somebody in
Congress or something or that'sbeing accused of that, or like a
?
I feel like there was.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
I don't know, there's like this whole picture.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
I mean I wish we had a Jamie right now to look this
up, but there was like picturesof like showing like how his
boot is and how his footactually is inside of it and
it's basically healed, becausehe's a short man, I don't think
short kings were short kings.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
I don't see why you know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
I just wanted an extra three inches.
Yeah, we could all use an extrathree inches, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
I can use an extra three inches.
Double that up real quick.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Are y'all in any NFL fantasy draft leagues?
Well, we were supposed to be inone tonight.
Yeah, but we're missing aperson.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
We need a person yeah , you want to do fantasy
football, dude I mean I okay whydon't you jump in can I just
auto draft?
Yeah, we usually do a reallylow buy-in okay, what's the
buy-in?
I don't know.
Probably 30, 40 bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
That's too much for me.
Come on, we got.
You're gonna say like, uh, likea five dollar buy-in.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I would consider it.
No one makes any money.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
They were doing a draft thing at um that uh, that
new brewery, uh oh yeah, that uhvoodoo brewery that's where I
saw lou, by the way, and thatplace is pretty good, unlike
javier who goes in there andbuys somebody else's beer that's
not the breweries as his firstdrink what an asshole.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Yeah sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
one thing I did get to check out here in fort worth
recently and and lance was likereally pumping this place up.
Is that Hoppin', hoppin'?
Yeah, how was it, dude?
It was a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
You know you got to figure out how to use the taps
and I'm a terrible beer pourer,but they got good amounts of
beer out there and it's coolbecause it's self-serve.
It will shut off after a littlebit, like your thing shuts off
and you go talk to them becausethey can't just give you a you
know serve yourself kind ofthing without checking in on you
okay, that makes sense butoutside that, yeah, I mean good

(01:13:08):
selection of beer.
They have some normal beers inthere.
You can get coors light if youwant.
Um, they had they, you wouldexpect if you wanted a nice ice
cold beer from Fort Worth.
Yeah, just a good selection.
I would recommend going there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
There is a beer that I had down in New Braunfels at
some beer bar and it was apretty clever name it was
McConaughey's.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Yeah, that's a good beer.
I never had it before.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
You can also order food from Maple Branch.
They've kind of became friends,I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Oh yeah, that's smart .

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
They've got good pizza, so you order pizza and
they deliver for like two bucks.
They deliver it over to Hoppin.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Two Lanes.
They kind of should have done,because Two Lanes has really
good pizza also.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Yeah, man, I've been wanting to go back there and I
think we should have maybe ameet and greet one night at
Tulane's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I'm down, I'm down for that.
They're never too packed, it'sobnoxious.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
They would just put it out there, invite people out,
hang out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
There are a couple times where it has been packed,
but rarely.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Do they have TVs?
Can we watch football there?

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
I want to say they do ?

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
I want to say they do .
I want to watch football.
They do because, well, theyhave the pool table and they
have golden tea in there.
Right, but that's not football.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
So that doesn't answer my question, does it?
Fuck me right?
I'm just trying to be fuckingnice.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Chad.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
I want to find a place and get a bunch of people
together and play, get Blitzedand have a bunch of freebies and
stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
That'd be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I mean we can always maybe do Panther Island brewing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Panther Island Hop Fusion.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Maple, I'm sure Maple Branch.
Maybe you can do an event there.
At Maple Branch there's a lotof sports bars and all you're
doing is paying for beer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Oh, you're paying for his beer.
That's not a bad idea, becausethey got some good beer, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
I mean Panther Island will do it, and I mean same
thing really every time we do anevent.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Event they're down to collaborate and so I don't know
various sports bars, yeahthankfully takes care of its own
hell yeah um, yeah, so that's.
Uh, that's all I got.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Um, yeah so um everything else let's talk about
what we want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
I know, hang on.
I want to talk about one thing,I'm sorry.
No, no, go for it.
You should be.
I got breaking news today thatpanthers City of the Cross is
ceasing operations as ofeffective immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
That's sad.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I knew it was coming.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Me too.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
And man, our actual Fort Worth sports team,
professional sports team, gone.
We have the Texas Rattlersstill, but they're not Fort
Worth, they're Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
So I'll be honest with you.
We keep talking about how FortWorth takes care of our own, and
we do I'm not trying to takeyeah back our city, whatever,
but we don't always go out anddo the things that we need to do
, like musicians don't getenough love.
I don't think venues get enoughlove.
Restaurants and bars keepclosing or they need, like,
basically, resuscitation so theycould just stay in business a

(01:15:59):
couple more months or whatever.
That they stopped, dude, when Iwent down to austin.
There's the.
Was it that austin outlaws orwhatever the fuck they are?
Whatever the austin team is,that we have the pbr or whatever
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah there'ssigns everywhere for it and I'm
like okay but there's nothingfor the rattlers.
There's nothing for the rattlersand I'm like we've got our own
team and for the Rattlers?
There's nothing for theRattlers.

(01:16:19):
And I'm like we've got our ownteam and half the city probably
90% of the city don't even knowthat that exists.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Yeah, it's like Panther City lacrosse.
I never saw any real billboardsor anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
No selective advertising on some of the
social media.
Occasionally I'd see it onFacebook.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Do you think this just popped in my head the first
time?
Do you think it's because weshare so much with Dallas that
Dallas gets like we don't have aFort Worth news station.
We don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Oh yeah, it's Dallas Fort Worth news.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Everything's DFW, dfw and they get a lot of love, and
I mean we get love too, but somuch stuff is Dallas.
Do you think we just kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I think it might be part of that, but I also think
that maybe we're just in theshadow of the big D.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Yeah, and also people don't go out and do things as
much here as they do in Dallasor in Austin, I think there's a
lot of money here.
There's a lot of money in.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Fort Worth.
Where is it being spent?
I know Dallas.
They're going to Dallas andspending the money.
That's crazy.
I mean we drove all the way toDallas to go to Chris and John's
, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
We drove all the way to Austin and San Antonio just
to get away.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
It's like, yeah, yeah , I mean it sucks, but I was
glad, I mean I'm thankful that Ibought a jersey for the team
that's no longer a team, becauseyou know, know it's, it's fort
worth yeah, I got my history, myhoodie and I got my scarf.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Yeah, it's like, it's just like the cats man it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
You know, I wish we'd bring back some.
You know, maybe some double aball or something like that
would be cool.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Triple a ball, something, something right, and
then, uh, throw in another,maybe, maybe a minor league
hockey team that's actually herein fort worth you know, I
wonder also I I saw this studysomewhere that, like fort worth
is feeling more inflation thanany other city in the us yeah,
it's true, because of the growthand the same inflation and all

(01:18:09):
the things.
We're feeling it more than justabout anybody.
Well, it said specifically wefeel it more or harder than
anyone else yes what if that hasanything to do with it?

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
it's just like people just can't afford the same shit
they could afford five, tenyears ago In Fort Worth In.
Fort Worth right, go anywhereelse, it'd be okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
I mean, you know you go out, for we went out to
dinner and we didn't drink, wejust like split fajitas and had
queso at Chewy's and we spent 30bucks.
Like when's the last Last timewe went out for dinner and spent
less than $80.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
It was kind of nice.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
And so now it's like our little go-to is splitting
fajitas and queso and have a $30meal.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
And that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yeah, because I mean you go to Taco Bell and spend
almost $30 these days.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
I know I spent $20.
I spent $20 on a meal for Jesseand I.
It doesn't make any sense.
Needed you needed somethingcheap?
Right, talk about.
I think mcdonald's is maybe oneof the only fast food places
that are still pretty fuckingcheap.
Um, our friend, dank he.
He posted.
You know wendy's is good andall, but it ain't 13 good yeah,

(01:19:09):
yeah, that was good and wendy'sis talking about doing a search.
I don't know if they're doing ityet, but they were gonna do
surge pricing I don't think thatthey ever went forward with
that that would have been thenail in their coffin man.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
What is his new podcast name?
Just Two Dudes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Just Two Dudes yeah, have you all listened to it yet?
Yeah, I listened to a bit of iton my way to Lance's the other
night.
It's pretty fucking funny.
It's kind of like it's year oneof the Funky Panther.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Yeah, they're getting getting warmed up.
Everything, yeah, dude.
Anything dank says or does isfucking hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna get dank to come over one day, um,
and we're gonna sit in here,we're gonna record, basically
hot takes from dank yeah and Iwant to.
I commented on there and ifanybody steals something, people
really pissed off.
Um, but I want to just get hottakes about different things
from Dank and we'll just run itand play it and get reactions
For sure.
Every guest we have in here.

(01:20:03):
Hey, I want you to hear thishot take and just drop it and
see what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Perfect.
So on the subject of fourthvenues and fourth music, I saw
something on the news on Channel5 about a week or so ago.
Quaker City Nighthawks had ashow at Tulips on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Oh yeah, this past Friday yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
And so the whole point of that.
They were talking about acompany, Mullen Mullen.
They're sponsoring a musicseries.
It is the Mullen Mullen ConcertSeries and of course the first
one was at Tulips with QuakerCity Nighthawks, Matthew Logan
Vasquez of um, delta spirit anda couple of others.

(01:20:42):
But that was just a start.
Uh, they were trying tohighlight like local for the
music because there have been acouple years where venues are
shutting down so they're tryingto rein, like reinvigorate and
inject money into into theproblem where you know we'll
have a couple of artists performat different venues here, which
is basically what Andrew atFort Worth Roots is doing too

(01:21:03):
right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
He keeps having these music series at different
restaurants and bars and tryingto do the exact same thing
trying to get visibility to thebars, the restaurants and the
musicians.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
And, like we were talking about earlier, we can
talk about how much we love andsupport, but I don't know if
it's if it's hard just to go out, if it's like, uh, I mean money
.
I mean, is money, you know, notso good?
I mean where we can't afford tokind of go out anymore because
everything's expensive.
But I mean like I think we needto kind of make an effort or

(01:21:37):
like do something because, likeyou said, andrew's like doing
stuff where he's, you know,having these shows and having
people come out, or likehighlighting a certain artist,
and I don't see why we can't dothe same thing or why Because,
like, honestly, locally, forpodcasts I mean, we haven't been
on for a month, quarks and CatTown haven't been on for a while
, forever Reckless, I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
There's a lot of us that's kind of hiatus.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
And I think, now that we're back, we need to put a
better effort in kind of doingstuff like that.
I know I want to, I know anytime I have like a chance, like
if I'm going to go out somewhereon a date night, or like we
were talking about having like alittle meet and greet, or like
a hangout at two lanes orsomething, I think it'd be cool
to go to like a bar that needsit, you know not not the ones
that are established already,because they're going to survive

(01:22:25):
, but like little small, smallhole in the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
go to fucking mcfly's you know it's down the street
also.
I mean, you know, I don't wantto overshadow what he's doing
with the different and, you know, do the same thing either, like
we could either kind of see ifwe could help or or help promote
or whatever.
But I think that we need to beposting more stuff on our
socials and stuff like thatsaying like oh, check this place
out, because that's somethingwe used to do.
A lot that we're not doingnearly funky fridays.

(01:22:49):
We used to do funky fridays whenwe started out uh, and so you
know it's hard to keep up withall the different various social
media accounts sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
But yeah, I can't even get on Instagram anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Like at all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
I have to.
The app does not work.
I can get on through the webbrowser, and that's very
inconvenient.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
That's bizarre, I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
There's a lot going on.
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
All right, well, cool , well, is that it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
I think that covered the entirety of uh well,
whatever we'll be, back nextweek, yeah thank you, boys, for
uh checking in on me, though Iappreciate that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Yeah, you know we were here, for you, we love you
and, of course, um the the thefuneral itself was yeah, thanks
for thank you for coming.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
That was, that was nice you don't?

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
you don't say it was very lively and I saw Roy
Tammy's, like Roy's, gettingdown over there singing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Oh yeah, he loves the hymns, he loves the gospel
hymns, I think the only one Iknew was the last one.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
It's only because Kanye used it on one of his
albums.
But man it was very.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
It was a beautiful service.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Yeah, thank you a beautiful service, I think it
really was yeah and uh.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
It was nice to see so many people supporting your mom
and so many good stories greatstories was and so I mean, I
feel like, if your mom waslistening, she would want this
episode dedicated to her, theone that we're talking about,
the beanstalks.
I truly believe as well.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
You know what's funny is um, uh, man, just like
before she got like where sheyou know where she was like
incoherent and stuff.
I remember her saying asking mehe's like is this next episode
gonna be one?
I can listen to you and I waslike no, she was always asking
that she's like I listened toone and it wasn't that bad.
Javier was pretty in control.

(01:24:32):
I was like, well, javier wasn'tdrunk, so there we go that she
was always wanting to listen.
I kept trying to keep her away.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
And didn't she cut this board, didn't she cut this?

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
board.
No, no, no, no, she didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Oh, I thought she did , no, oh well.
Well, I'll tell you what shehelped you with.
A lot of shit she did.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Hell yeah, she laid this floor in here with me.
A woman, yeah, absolutely so.
Uh shout out to your mom muchlove to her and there's a plant
uh swap in at mcfly's in twoweeks, so we should probably
check that out for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Well, thank you all for hanging out with us on
youtube.
We know it's been a while, butthank you for taking the time
and hanging out.
Appreciate you.
Uh, if you listen to us on thepodcast, please make sure that
you you know, like, subscribe,do all the things you're
supposed to do.
Also, follow us on all thingsthings social media at the Funky
Panther.
Like and subscribe on ourYouTube channel at the Funky
Panther as well.
All this stuff is atthefunkypanthercom.
And yes, we do still have aphone number.

(01:25:26):
It's 817-677-0408.
Call text leave us a voicemail.
We'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
We have shirts and hats too, still.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
We still yeah, we need to start selling.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Yeah, we need to start getting rid of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
So much love everybody, Stay good.
I'm Chad.
I'm Javier.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
And I'm Tim.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
We are the Funky Panther it was almost in tune.
Watch your beanstalks everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
This ain't Texas, ain't no Hold'em.
So lay your cards down, down,down down.
So park your Lexus and throwyour keys up, stick around,
round, round, round round, andI'll be damned if I can't slow
dance with you.

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