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Javier (00:00):
Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest.
Have a look at the headlockhere.
See that chap over there.
Get your hand off my penis.
This is the bloke who got me onthe penis.
People, Motherfucker, breakyour fucking head.

(00:33):
Pray over my body here and thisslank penis.

Tim (00:38):
Please pray over my slank penis.

Jarrod (00:40):
Please Lord this abnormally large penis.
Is causing him dietary problems.

Javier (00:45):
This hanger here is hurting my soul.

Tim (00:48):
Why is my penis causing dietary problems, one might ask.

Javier (00:54):
Lord, give us that sweet gravy.
We ask you once, we ask youtwice, but after the third we
ask you nice, get down and dirtybaby, are we recording?
Is that recording?
Yes, okay, cool, that was apretty good, that recording.

Jarrod (01:04):
Yeah that's recording Okay cool.

Javier (01:05):
I just won.
That was a pretty good one.
That was a pretty good one.
It was pretty good.
Fuck my foot.
That's how old we feel now.
I guess you know oh.

Jarrod (01:17):
I smell.

Javier (01:18):
Like I was playing catch with Bubba before I came over
here and my knee started hurtingafter like the third throw and
I was like son of a bitch.

Tim (01:25):
Wait a second.
Why does catch make your kneehurt?
We gotta start the show.
We gotta start the show.
Was I drunk?
Yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Woo.

Tim (01:53):
So we're still doing this.
Huh, it's so catchy.

Jarrod (02:00):
It's so catchy.

Tim (02:00):
My sister texted me.
She's like, oh my gosh, I lovethat song.

Jarrod (02:04):
I thought y'all changed your theme.
I was like what the fuck?

Javier (02:06):
is this?
No, no, no.
When did this?

Jarrod (02:07):
happen.
I thought Chad was rappingactually.
Oh hello everyone.

Javier (02:14):
Welcome to the Funky Panther Coming at you from Fort
Worth Texas.
We have a show today.
Today, Just a show, Just a show, just a show.
Episode 182, I think it was 182.
Yeah, your best friends arelive on YouTube.
So sit back, relax, enjoy andlet's get into it.
I'm Javier, I'm Tim.

Jarrod (02:36):
And I'm Jared, and we are the Funky Panther.

Javier (02:41):
That was funny the way you did that it kind of sounded
like, and I'm Brian Fellow fromSaturday Night Live.
It was a plan swap.
You're right.
She did tell us about the planswap, christy says there was a
plan swap.

Jarrod (02:52):
I'm so sorry.
She did say that I don't havemy glasses on.
I'm like why?

Javier (02:58):
Claire says I've been to River Oaks the most times I've
ever been in 20 years thissummer.
Yeah, no, river Oaks is whereit's at.
Burgers Lake is up and coming.
Burgers Lake is a lake.

Tim (03:09):
Burgers Lake is a lake, and it's where Janet Jackson
stopped by oh yeah, her nipple.

Javier (03:14):
Janet Jackson's nipple stopped by, but yeah, no, we
were just chatting here with ourbuddy Jared.
He's taking over for Chad whilehe's away at the Vatican doing
some Diddy-like things.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding buddy.
I'm sure he's like who are yousomesuing?

Javier (03:33):
He's over there he's in Italy for the next two weeks.
No shit Will you say that again, where he's at, he's in Italy,
at the Vatican, for how long?

Jarrod (03:46):
Two weeks.

Javier (03:46):
Hooray, yay, two weeks without that ginger.
So we're replacing him withother gingers that we know A
couple of gingers this week.
Of course, jared's here fromthe Tales from the Fort podcast.
His other hosts Jared and Jaredjust had their 69th episode, so
go ahead and stream that now onall streaming platforms as well

(04:07):
.

Jarrod (04:07):
It's fucking hilarious.

Tim (04:07):
I heard that you're going to try to get Jared from Subway
to come on your podcast later.

Javier (04:11):
He's about to get out of prison.
I heard he's going straight toyou first one.

Jarrod (04:14):
Yeah, I'm going to do his ex's interview.
I hear it well, I got buttfucked many, many times tell me
how they made me make sandwichesand they fucked me one thing I
like about your uh podcast iskind of like a no, no holds
barred yeahtype where uh, y'all just talk
about whatever yeah, because Idon't do any show prep hardly I

(04:36):
literally just tape record andsee what happens.
And then I just want thefeeling of it's just you sitting
around with your friends and,like the garage, drinking and
stuff like I want that feeling,so I like that.

Javier (04:46):
That was our first like year and a half we were.
We were like we got like superstructured.

Tim (04:50):
And then, uh, we got less structured.
And now we're not structured,we're just in a shed, show up in
a shed and albeit it's a it's anice shed I?

Javier (05:00):
you know, originally I wanted to um put something like
this in the backyard where Ihave my shed, but Tammy wants to
put a pool, so we're like, okay, well, the state fair's coming
up and we're gonna win a pool.
You know those balloon with thedarts god damn, you won

(05:21):
yourself the 50 yarder boy, butthey have those people that sell
knives and bags and shit.

Jarrod (05:28):
Oh, they always have those pool people there.

Javier (05:30):
Yeah, but the pool they have is the big one where it has
like six seating areas, likeone on each corner and then one
on each side.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Is it a pool or a hot tub?

Javier (05:41):
It's both, so it's a heated pool with a jacuzzi.

Jarrod (05:48):
But it's not in-ground.

Javier (05:50):
You can do in-ground, half or above ground, so we're
trying to see what would bebetter.
We're going to go look at it.

Jarrod (05:58):
So we went to the rodeo one year, me and my ex-wife, and
we stopped by one of those bedthings.
Do you know how much thosefucking mattresses cost?
yeah, I bought a reallyexpensive mattress there they
were all like so they come upthere and he gets this like
paperwork and stuff.
He comes over he's like, allright, it's only gonna be twelve
thousand dollars, and I'm likefor a mattress, like no, and

(06:19):
then he gets it down and withinlike five minutes he had it down
to seven thousand dollars and Iwas like, hmm, 12 to 7, okay,
and then we left and then theytexted me.
He goes I forgot to tell myboss that jared's ex-military so
I can get you some morediscount.
I was like I'm when did I?
I was like I've never been inthe military oh my god, that's

(06:40):
pretty fucking cool.

Javier (06:41):
I feel like my ac just went out here.

Tim (06:44):
I know it's getting warm in here and I'm trying to get it
cooled off again.
Man, I'm going to be reallyupset.
It's moving.
I know I had to turn it back on.

Javier (06:51):
It's 69, though my house is at 64.

Tim (06:53):
It's set at 69, and it says it's 80 degrees in here, holy
shit.
Yeah, it fan work, oh man, uh,yeah, it works, but it's gonna
blow warm air in here.

Javier (07:11):
Well, at least circulate .
Yeah, I'm a little toasty,you'll talk, you'll talk in.
Uh, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go,I'm gonna go.
Everybody take your dicks out.
Uh, walmart has cheap pools.
Yes, they do.
Actually, we should have donethat.
We should have gotten, like oneof them, cheap walmart pools.

Jarrod (07:19):
Yeah, I've got one of those.
It's like not the littleplastic one, but it's the
blow-up.
It's like probably 10 foot longand about maybe that deep or so
.
It's perfect for like settingup in the morning and then by
the afternoon it's hot and warmand you're just like.

Javier (07:32):
My brother has one that's kind of like maybe three
feet up.

Jarrod (07:36):
Yeah.

Javier (07:36):
And kind of like maybe 10 feet long, eight feet.
I'm bad with feet Maybe eightfeet, but they eight feet.
I'm bad with feet maybe eightfeet um, but they I mean, it's
one of them sturdy coleman typepools, yeah, pretty tough.
My only worry about those isthat the dog's fangs are sharp
and so he, he loves water.

Jarrod (07:57):
If he sees water, he'll jump, he'll run build a little
like step up for him orsomething well, yeah, yeah, he
is an old boy.

Javier (08:04):
He's 10 years old, he needs help.
He does, Poor little old guy.
I'm a little bubble bear, Ihave a few clearance shopping.
I have a few clearance shopping.
Oh Well, I guess now is thetime to get those pulls.
So no, we're going to look atthat and other things too.

Tim (08:20):
I mean it's blowing cool air.
Yeah, I just felt it.
I can't get the speed up.

Javier (08:26):
Whoever felt it dealt it .
But no, we're thinking aboutthe half pool, because people
don't have to struggle gettingout of the pool.
Yeah, you know.

Jarrod (08:33):
Especially like with an in-ground pool or like no, I
mean above ground kind of pool.
I mean you can't do much.
There's no mean you're notgonna be diving or anything.
No, I'm going to the deep end.

Javier (08:46):
But this one's also the one where, uh, you can lap where
it's pushing the water towardsyou.
Oh, really yeah, hell, yeah, Ithink I want to say when we went
over there like a couple yearsago, they're like yep, good
one's about fifty thousanddollars.
I'm like, god damn, is that howthey, how much they cost that's
?

Tim (09:01):
exactly how they talk, though.
I mean, they sold me on amattress and I'm thankful I
bought it.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
But I I feel it.

Tim (09:10):
Yeah, I think I got it going now.

Javier (09:12):
I feel it, I feel it.

Tim (09:13):
I don't know what happened.
That was weird.
You just rip your shirt off,cold air, yeah.
So they got me on this mattressand I was going to buy.
They were like well, you canbuy the floor, models, the floor
model sounds good, I mean,people have been laying down on
them.

Jarrod (09:27):
Yeah.

Tim (09:28):
But they said they're going to clean it, Fat sweaty guys.
They said they're going toclean it and sanitize it.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah right.

Tim (09:33):
And I was like they're going to take it outside and go.
Well, yeah, baseball bat out ofit state fairs over.
They show up to the house and,uh, I come out.
The delivery guy's like hey, Iwould not take, I would not take
, you know, possession of this.
I was like why, what's up?
And he said look, and he pullsit out and he shows me with the

(09:55):
uh like the black light no, notthe black light, but he opens up
like he opens up like the bagthat's covering it and it's like
filthy yeah so they didn't doanything and so I was like, yeah
, I'm not taking possession ofthis.

Javier (10:06):
The um the ceo of the company.
Yes, mr mattress himself theycame.

Tim (10:11):
He came by and apologized, no.
So I called the sales guy and Iwas like, hey, I didn't take
possession of the mattressbecause x, y and z.
You said you're gonna clean it.
They didn't clean it right.
And so he's like, okay, um well, hang on.
And he calls me back and he'slike, look, I'm just gonna get
you a mattress at the same ratethat y'all you paid for.
So I got basically a brand newone a brand.

(10:31):
I got a brand new mattress forthe price of the floor model,
which is almost half off well,how?

Jarrod (10:39):
what kind of mattress was it?

Tim (10:40):
is like it's a no, I mean no, no, no, I mean you could do
that.
But like I bought it's like um,I don't, it's a telebed or
something like that's what it'scalled and it's it's.
It's a high-end bed and yeah,and purple recently acquired
that company.
Oh okay, but it's like a purplemattress, but like better,
because it's got a pillow topand all this other stuff on
there.
It's really, really comfy.

(11:00):
It's like one of the mostcomfortable mattresses I've ever
slept on and it is mine, it'sall mine, it's all mine it's
crazy because they had a whole.

Jarrod (11:08):
You didn't buy Jesse one .
She sleeps in the floor.
We have a bench that she curlsup on At the foot of the bed At
the foot of the bed it's a wholeoffice thing that we got going
on.
Ah, ah, ah, your arm's on thebed it's messed up.

Tim (11:25):
Get off, sweetie.
No, it works, the sandwicheswill make themselves sweetheart.
I'm kidding, I'm so kidding.
I'm sorry, jesse, I'm justkidding.
So I'm hoping that I um, Ithink my headphones back on.
I'm hoping that I end upwinning, uh, free tickets to the
state fair again.
That's how I like to go forfree.
Yeah, I don't like to buytickets.

Jarrod (11:38):
I haven't been to the state fair in a while.
Usually it's just to go forfood and then to do like the
Chevy driver.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,everyone's always in line for
like the Corvette and Camaro andI'm just like give me the
fucking Silverado, I'll justcruise around there.
And it's like some weird bumpycourse You're like look at that
handling.

Tim (11:55):
I have never done that.
Really yeah.

Jarrod (11:57):
Well, I did it because I was actually fixing to buy a
truck years ago and I waslooking at the GMC Sierras and
then they had the Silverado upthere, which is basically the
same thing.
So I went and drove that and Iwas like, oh, I like these.

Javier (12:08):
Yeah, the Sierra is the more expensive model.

Tim (12:10):
Yeah, is it, yeah I don't understand the difference
between GMC and Chevy.
It's literally the same truck.

Jarrod (12:16):
I think GMC usually has a lot of the add-ons that you
can do on Silverado over auto.

Javier (12:20):
they come standard with it but, it was a nice struggle I
had like remote.

Jarrod (12:24):
Had that, it was the texas edition.

Tim (12:25):
Had like remote start uh does it, yeehaw yeah whenever it
opened the door go you try toput in planned parenthood and
won't let you drive there I'mtaking you to church.

Javier (12:38):
No, I said planned parenthood going to church,
pastor calling now.

Tim (12:44):
It's got a freaking.

Javier (12:45):
Your truck just told me you're about to commit a sin.

Tim (12:49):
Fucking Texas dog Speaks in a southern accent.

Javier (12:53):
God damn it, man.
No, what else is going on withyou guys?
First and foremost, you broughtus some treats.

Tim (13:00):
I did.
Let's plug this place.

Javier (13:01):
Tell us about these treats you got.

Jarrod (13:04):
Eduardo's Pastry Kitchen .
Eduardo's Pastry Kitchen.
Eduardo's Pastry Kitchen is anew bakery that's located in
it's technically Fort Worth, butit is basically River Oaks.
In River Oaks, where the7-Eleven is at Sam Calloway and
River Oaks Boulevard, basicallythere's that red shopping center
with the jerk-off massage placeand the donut.

Tim (13:24):
I wasn't gonna say anything .
It's.
I wasn't gonna say anythingit's got the float spot.

Jarrod (13:28):
No, it's really nice there.
Yeah, they have one of thoseplaces where they just fucking
lay a condom on you and sprayyou down with water or something
, and then the uh floating place.
Yeah, and there's an insuranceplace and then um, there's a
donut place yeah but it's rightnext to the donut place.
Um, he's open, uh, five days aweek.
He's closed on mondays andtuesdays, open 11 am to 7 pm.

(13:48):
Uh, wednesday through sunday hehas all sorts of little mini
cheesecakes.
Um, he does brownies.
He's got, uh, what the stuffthat he gave us today is.
Uh, we got some sorrymicrophone are you?

Javier (14:00):
okay, chocolate chip cookies.
Oh, hell yeah, break that bitchout.

Jarrod (14:03):
And then here you go, and then we got some brownies.
Oh no, and I love his stuffbecause it's not super sweet.
And then there's pumpkin bread.

Tim (14:14):
I want him to make some wads.

Jarrod (14:17):
What the fuck is a wad oh wads.
I'm accepted.
I don't know what that means.

Tim (14:21):
It's a flavor explosion in your mouth.
Oh, this is really good.
Well, don't hold hold of them.
Sorry, I've never had one ofhis man.
These are different.
These are very different.

Jarrod (14:33):
Oh my God, why is it so soft?

Javier (14:36):
There's like a pillow in your mouth.

Jarrod (14:37):
These have nuts in them, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I'm allergic.

Javier (14:43):
I'm not, not, I'm kidding that's delicious.

Jarrod (14:46):
Yeah, but I like his stuff because it's not super
sweet like a cake cookie yeah,what the fuck is that?
Where's he at?
Is he on here?

Tim (14:53):
I don't know, eduardo he just like comes, like he just
appears.
He's like a genie.
Now, you've known him for likewhat?
10 years or something.
Probably not that long, but Iwant to know how you, how did
y'all meet?

Jarrod (15:11):
So Eduardo or Eddie I call him, I'm white.
He was actually a dispatcher atthe River Oaks police station
or whatever.
Oh, okay, and then Alex was acop there for a little while, so
I met Eddie through Alex andthen Eddie would do the cakes

(15:32):
for Alex's parties and stuff forhis family and everything.
And then pumpkin oh, these arepumpkin with chocolate chips and
walnut cookies.

Tim (15:42):
God damn, these are ridiculous.
Yeah, so I hate pecans.
I love walnuts.

Javier (15:46):
I don't want to be an asshole, I want that last cookie
.

Jarrod (15:49):
You can have it.
I took one bite, but Ah fuck.

Javier (15:52):
No, I was going to give it to Tammy.
No, she's not going to want it.

Jarrod (15:55):
I don't honestly need some of the stuff, so you can
have my portion.

Tim (15:58):
You're not even to eat this .

Jarrod (16:00):
No, I'm trying to lose weight.

Javier (16:02):
Yeah, what the Give me?

Jarrod (16:03):
that, and then there's three brownies in here too, hell
yeah.

Javier (16:06):
Hell yeah, she hates chocolate, but I'm sure she'd
like this.

Jarrod (16:09):
This week he's got a pumpkin tres leches cake.

Tim (16:11):
She would hate this Pumpkin tres leches cake.
She would like that, I think,but I don't think the fact that
it's chocolate and yourgirlfriend hates chocolate, then
he'll eat it.

Jarrod (16:25):
He'll be like, oh, you don't like it, okay, I'll eat it
.

Javier (16:27):
It's really good.

Jarrod (16:28):
Yeah, so he makes some delicious stuff.
He's got these littlecheesecakes.
They're mini cheesecakes aboutthe size of a cupcake, but his
regular selection is usuallyregular.
He's got a Oreo cookie one andhe's got a banana pudding one.
The banana pudding is fuckingamazing.
If you like banana pudding.

Tim (16:45):
I love banana pudding.

Jarrod (16:47):
The cheesecake doesn't overpower the banana pudding and
it's like vanilla wafer crustand it's fucking awesome.

Tim (16:52):
You've sold me, so I'm going to pay Eduardo a visit
this weekend, I think.

Jarrod (16:58):
Sunday, if you go.

Tim (17:00):
It'll probably be Sunday, honestly, when?

Jarrod (17:01):
the Cowboys are going.
If you wear your gear, I thinkit's 15% off your purchase on
game day.

Tim (17:06):
What if?

Jarrod (17:06):
I don't have gear.
Go buy some and then return it.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Go to Albertsons at the front and get the jersey.

Jarrod (17:14):
It's like Aikman or something.

Tim (17:15):
Just run in and steal it.

Javier (17:17):
Or go to Tyson in the past.
I'm sure they have jerseysthere.

Jarrod (17:20):
They might, I don't know where.
Uh, maybe there's probably acouple.
I'm just plugging them away,I'm just like plug, plug, plug,
plug this man what I do man umno, I think it's really cool.

Javier (17:31):
River oaks is exploding with a bunch of places um, of
course you got eduardo's.
You have the place that doesthe mexican.
There are like three or twoplaces that do mexican corn and
like snacks in In River Oaks InRiver Oaks.

Tim (17:46):
Really Are they all right by the AutoZone?
No, there's the one right bythe AutoZone I just feel like
they all should be right by theAutoZone.

Javier (17:53):
There's another next to we're, down from River Oaks Cafe
, and River Oaks Cafe has agreat breakfast.

Tim (18:00):
Dude, that's actually one of my favorite breakfast places.

Javier (18:02):
Yeah, me too.
Me and Tammy, you eat thereever.

Jarrod (18:06):
I've eaten there once or twice.
Pancakes I don't get out a lot.
It's the pancakes and the.
I'm a biscuits and gravy man.
I have good biscuits and gravy.

Tim (18:12):
But their pancakes are great, and then I'm going to
give the secret away.

Jarrod (18:24):
I know how they said to make toast actually for your
french toast, and then dip itand then do it.
I've never done it that way,I've always.

Tim (18:31):
It's always just been regular bread yeah, you dip it
in the eggs.
And why?

Jarrod (18:34):
is it french toast?

Tim (18:35):
I don't know because you're gonna say oh, you gotta be real
pretentious I am racist.

Jarrod (18:42):
I feel like that's only in Paris, though, right.

Javier (18:45):
Racist.
Yeah, I did see somebody do arecipe for a French toast, or
they'll make a peanut butter andjelly sandwich.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Get a cup and then you know, make it into a circle,
oh, like an Uncrustable, yeah,and then dip it in batter, and
then you know, make a Frenchtoast.
It looks pretty fucking good I.

Javier (19:00):
It looks pretty fucking good.
I'm going to have to do thatone of these days.

Tim (19:03):
I think that's what they do at the state fair.
It's a fried PB&J.
It's an Elvis Presley.

Jarrod (19:08):
I don't know, he had bacon in his, I think.
He did, wasn't it like reallybig though it was a loaf, it was
an actual loaf.
Yeah, it was like a loaf ofbread.

Tim (19:17):
They have a fried PB&J, and then Presley, which has got the
bacon in it.

Jarrod (19:21):
Have y'all been to that Portillo's place?
I haven't.
I want to go, it's not.

Tim (19:25):
Portillo's Portillo's.
Yeah, we're from Texas and sowe just immediately assumed that
it's Portillo's.

Jarrod (19:32):
Damn the Spanish influence down here.

Javier (19:34):
Yeah.

Jarrod (19:36):
It's alright, I went there and it was I mean, it's
fast food.

Tim (19:40):
I've had a better Italian beef.

Jarrod (19:42):
I don't remember.
I had the chocolate cake shake.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah.

Jarrod (19:46):
And it was good, but they shouldn't have done it with
chocolate ice cream.
I would have liked it better ifit was vanilla.

Tim (19:50):
Yeah, 100%, because it was too fucking rich.

Javier (19:53):
But it was delicious.
You know what's delicious?
That Parker County peach icecream.

Jarrod (19:57):
I don't like peaches.

Javier (19:58):
You don't like peaches.

Tim (20:01):
Hey, have you ever been to Curly's?

Javier (20:02):
Curly's fried custard.
It's not fried, I mean freshCurly's.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Curly's custard Frozen custard.
Yeah, I don't think I've everbeen there.
All right.

Tim (20:11):
Dude, it's killer.
But they've got a Parker Countypeach right now and then you
add graham cracker to it andit's like eating a peach cobbler
.

Javier (20:17):
I don't know why I thought you were Add the gravy
to it.
You got to add that gravy.

Tim (20:22):
Delicious it's going to be a whole food monger episode it
could be.
Curly's is a top-notch hiddengem off of Camp.

Jarrod (20:29):
Boobie, do you like Freddy's?

Tim (20:32):
Yeah, I like.

Jarrod (20:32):
Freddy's.
I love Freddy's.
You like Freddy's.

Javier (20:34):
I've never been to Freddy's why.

Tim (20:40):
It's like the thin steak burgers, kind only place.

Jarrod (20:41):
I've seen them.
Isn't there one down in thehood off 20?

Tim (20:44):
I don't think so.

Jarrod (20:45):
Maybe there is now, but I only knew them up in like
Kansas, well, no there's oneover in Glade in 121 in Euless,
and then I feel like there's oneover in the hood over here.

Tim (20:57):
Yeah, there might be.

Jarrod (20:58):
Oh, there's Keller.

Tim (20:59):
So we're talking about River Oakstead.

Jarrod (21:01):
Oh yeah.

Tim (21:02):
Sorry, and I'm excited about what's coming up, so I
just saw the McDonald's, thefucking automated McDonald's.
Automated McDonald's.
Yeah, it's like right down thestreet from my house.

Javier (21:09):
Oh, Lance, are you still on, Lance?

Tim (21:11):
But right next door, right next door is going to be-.

Javier (21:14):
Wait, shut up.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'm waiting to see if Lance is on.

Tim (21:18):
I already told Lance Springs Beer Garden is coming in
and it's going to have one ofmy favorite burger spots.

Jarrod (21:27):
Mine too, amazing burgers Big.

Tim (21:29):
Cat Big Cat Burger.

Jarrod (21:31):
Did you text me that or was that Alex earlier?

Tim (21:33):
Alex texted you that.
Probably I didn't text you that, but yeah, big Cat's going to
be there.
They were in the near southside.

Jarrod (21:39):
Literally, the Beer Garden opening up in Roberts
Cutoff will have my favoriteburger place there, big Cat
Burgers.
And you said I was like wait,dude, that's fucking.
I was like, did I text youearlier, alex?

Tim (21:48):
Cool.
So Alex and I are going to beprobably posted up there quite a
bit Me too.

Javier (21:52):
It's down the street from us.

Tim (21:53):
It's literally yeah.

Jarrod (21:54):
It took me like five minutes.

Tim (22:00):
It's walking distance for me is walking distance.
Yeah, I mean, I could seemyself posted up there.

Jarrod (22:04):
If y'all come pick me up , I'll walk from your house,
yeah.

Tim (22:06):
I'm going to get pretty shitty there, I'm sure.

Javier (22:09):
They're currently at Cowtown Brewery.
Yeah so after they closed, theyshut down shop over there at
South Main.
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I've ever had Big Cat .
It's really good, it's reallydelicious.

Javier (22:17):
Christy says Gusto.

Tim (22:19):
What do they have?
What?

Jarrod (22:20):
What do they have?

Tim (22:21):
Big Cat Burger, oh, big Cat Burger.
So they got my favorite burgerand it's got.
What do they got?
I can't remember what it'scalled, but it's got peanut
butter on it.

Jarrod (22:33):
Is Bonita a big fish.
She's like God damn it Dale.

Tim (22:39):
Sorry, christy's a fan of Gusto's and Gusto's is one of my
top notch.
It is one of my top favoritebarbecue or barbecue burger
places here in Fort Worth butBig Cat, where Gusto's is more
manageable.
Big Cat is not a manageableburger, it's a big burger, see I
don't like the fucking burgers.

Jarrod (22:57):
But it's not If you let them go, they fall apart, Like
it's just like.
No, it's not going to fallapart.

Tim (23:03):
It's a big burger, but it's not like real thick meat either
.
A big back burger, triple Bbaby.
I'll give you my top four.
I don't have a top five, I gota top four.
Number one Big Cat.
Number two Joe Kelly's burger.
Number three is going to beGusto's.
Number four is Dane's.
Is there not an order?
Not an order, big.

Javier (23:23):
Cat number three is going to be gusto's and number
four is dane's, okay, yeah yeah,all good.
Is there not an order?

Tim (23:25):
not an order, it's just no, no, big cat's probably number
one for me and gusto's isprobably number two.
Oh, no, no, no, kelly's onionburgers number two, and I'm
gonna put gusto's and dane'sright there with each other.

Javier (23:37):
I've never been to dane's, dane's, you need to go
over there, not just for theburger.
The burger is secondary, theirspecialty is barbecue and their
sides and their sausage program.
Go to dane's and, alito, goearly, because I will say this
g's got a got a good point.

Tim (23:54):
I mean it is they're.
They're not in the same boat.
Big cat does do a little bitmore experimental stuff yeah but
I mean you can get a normal one.
I think Lance's favorite burgeris the mushroom Swiss.

Javier (24:04):
Yeah, it's fantastic.

Tim (24:07):
Are you confused because you?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
can't read.
No, I'm trying.

Jarrod (24:10):
Yeah, that's why I had to put it up on my phone, so I
can like read it.
Sometimes I'm just like whatthe fuck, are they saying Guso's
, though?

Javier (24:15):
And also I will say this I made a post this week on the
fucking Panther.

Tim (24:20):
It's closed.
Jace Kossenberger.

Javier (24:22):
Yeah, Kossenberger closed down.
I thought they had a new owner.
They had a new ownership.

Tim (24:26):
I don't know if they do, I just know that they closed and
Jace Kossenberger would be inthat top five.

Javier (24:34):
I never had it, I never went there.

Tim (24:36):
Me, neither Me, neither.
That's why they closed.
Well, gil always tells me,because people didn't go there.

Jarrod (24:39):
Maybe People didn't go there.
Maybe if I would have went once, you're probably right.

Javier (24:44):
No, shout out to three of the guys that we've had here
on the show Dane, jonathan andTravis from Dane's Barbecue.
What Travis.
Travis Tober.

Tim (25:08):
Dane's Jonathan from Gusto's, uh travis from nickel
city.
Slash old pal, I was okay.
Okay, the slider probablydidn't be number five from
nickel city.

Jarrod (25:11):
So have y'all had a sweet sugar high barbecue yet?

Javier (25:14):
no up on hazel avenue.

Jarrod (25:15):
Hazel avenue yeah, it's like right at robert's cutoff
and hazel avenue up there.
It's fucking good.
They were at uh eduardo's uhgrand opening and they were up
there doing sliders, dude,amazing hazel and robertts cut
off.

Javier (25:27):
Are they trailer or they know?

Jarrod (25:28):
so if, like where um racetrack is at roberts cut off
from jacksburg highway, if youkeep going, roberts cut off
straight up there, like there'sthat oh yeah it's like up there
like right on the right, I thinkyeah, brian's got a point.

Tim (25:40):
Uh, grumps did move in.
I'm not a fan of Grumps.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
No, yeah, yeah.

Javier (25:46):
Brian said Grumps moved in and everyone stopped going.
Look, grumps and Granberry isgreat, it's fantastic.
They should have left it overthere and Burleson Grumps over
here in River Oaks.
It's kind of bland for me.
The times I've had.
Their burgers have no flavorand I usually have to coat it
with the jalapeno, the deliciousjalapeno ketchup they have.

Jarrod (26:07):
Yeah, I usually add a bunch of shit on yeah and like.

Tim (26:10):
For me, like I'm a purist when it comes to burgers, I like
I like mustard on my burger,but I feel like if you can eat a
burger without any condimentsand it's good, then that that's
a fucking good burger yeah,right yeah it's like a steak if
you got to put fucking.

Jarrod (26:26):
A1 on a steak.
I guarantee I can make you thebest steak.

Javier (26:29):
I would love to try that .

Jarrod (26:31):
I would love to.

Tim (26:32):
Okay, so I've been watching your.
We should get into that.
Oh yeah, I've been watchingyour Tales from the Scale and
you were like I'm going to dothis steak and you grill a steak
.
I haven't been to a placethat's made a steak better than
what I can make and I don'tbelieve that.
I think you just haven't goneto a good steakhouse.

Jarrod (26:54):
No, I can make one better.
I will.
Let me Like.
We'll figure out a time andI'll have you all come over.

Tim (27:01):
And we can like grill or something.
I will supply some meat.

Jarrod (27:05):
I'll need it in advance, because I need to marinate it
for about a day.

Javier (27:08):
Marinate it for about a day, do you Okay?
So you marinate it.
Yeah, what do you do, likeapple cider or what do you?

Jarrod (27:12):
It's a store-bought one.
It's called.
Allegro is the brand, butthere's a hickory smoke marinade
.
All I do is fucking shove thesteaks in a gallon Ziploc bag,
pour a little bit of that inthere, and then just let it sit
in the you do.

Tim (27:31):
I don't marinate so I get a good.
If I'm doing, a good steak Geta good cut.
I get a good cut.

Jarrod (27:35):
I usually go for a ribeye.
I get whatever's on sale atAlbertsons.

Tim (27:37):
I usually go for a ribeye Now, if it's a cheap steak, I
feel like you've got to marinateit because you've got to get it
tender, right.
But I'll buy, yeah, primary pieand I'm just going to go salt
and pepper and that's it.
Garlic, no garlic.
I do garlic, but I do salt andpepper.
Garlic, but I add the pepperlast.

(27:59):
I don't ever put that on therewhenever I grill it, because
pepper burns.

Jarrod (28:02):
And I don't grill, oh, I do.
Oh, what Cast iron?
I do cast iron, oh, I grill.

Tim (28:12):
I do cast iron and I've started doing more of a reverse
sear on it, so I'll cook it offin the oven at 450, 500 degrees
and then I pull that sucker outand I get the cast iron
screaming hot and I sear theshit out of it.
What I want to get is one ofthose blowtorch sears, and
that's how I normally eat.
I don't mind grilled steaks.
I think grilled steaks are good, but I prefer mine, the cast

(28:32):
iron butter thyme garlic.

Javier (28:37):
I do that.
That's how I do my steaks.
Well, here lately I'm grilling.

Jarrod (28:42):
Yeah, lately I've been grilling it and then I'll
marinate it.
It's like a two-day process toget it the best flavor.
But you've got to marinate itfor like a day and then you
grill it and then I'll let itsit overnight and get cold.
Then I cut into little chunksand I fry it up like fajita meat
and I'll put a little bit morespices, uh, seasonings and stuff
on there and then I'll add likea green and yellow bell peppers
and onions in there.

Javier (29:03):
Dude so I'm guessing you do.
Do you do it rare then?

Jarrod (29:07):
um, somewhat like I usually do my steaks, steaks
about.
If I'm doing in there, I'll doit rare, just so it doesn't like
overcook yeah but like, if I'mdoing on the grill, usually it's
about medium or so okay, I gomedium rare.
I mean, I like rare, but Itypically I used to like rare,
but the older I get, the more Ikind of just like medium.

Javier (29:23):
So I used to be medium, well, and then I was like what
the fuck am I doing?

Jarrod (29:26):
fuck out of here.

Javier (29:27):
Get the fuck out of my house.

Tim (29:29):
When, when you put well in front of a steak or after, it's
just no.

Javier (29:34):
So okay, get this.
So my dad, the only reason whyI eat my steak like that is
because of my dad.
My dad, when he would make thesteaks he would make it medium
well and so for the longest time, medium well, medium well,
medium well.
There was one time we went toPapa Do's and they're like how

(29:55):
do you want your steak?
And my dad was drinking alittle bit.
He was like what do you think?
How should I?
Well, he's like most people doit medium rare, medium rare.
No, it's not really cooking toomuch.
I'm like Dad just do mediumrare, do medium rare.
And he had it and I was likewhat do you think he was like?
oh man, it's real soft real.

Tim (30:12):
It's real soft, it's real tender.
I'm like, yeah, let's just openhis eyes to it it's like you've
been eating boot leather thiswhole time.

Javier (30:15):
Yep, well, at least it's .
I think I want to say tammy'sgrandma eats it.

Jarrod (30:19):
Well done I ate it raw.
I think she dude, I mean man Iwant blood dripping down my chin
like a fucking warrior, like Imean, I've had that.

Tim (30:29):
What's it called um?
Uh, tartar, beef tartar I lovebeef tartar.

Javier (30:33):
Yeah, they have it over here at uh jameli's, oh my god,
have you had their espressomartini there?

Jarrod (30:38):
no, but that's hands down the best one.
I'm well the only one, butstill it's fucking amazing.

Javier (30:44):
We need to go over there .
We all live it's literally atriangle oh yeah, like we do so
we need to like geez cracking me, cracking me up Hank Hill.

Tim (30:53):
You politely ask him to leave.

Javier (30:56):
I think that was.
Was it the last episode of Kingof the Hill when Bobby's
cooking the steaks too?

Jarrod (31:01):
What if someone asked you to make it well done.

Javier (31:04):
Well, son.

Jarrod (31:06):
You politely ask them to leave.

Javier (31:08):
Yeah, no, I mean so propane or charcoal for me.

Jarrod (31:16):
Now I do propane because it's a quicker process yeah I
love charcoal if it's like acookout you taste the meat, not
the heat yeah, because likecharcoal, it's a process.
You got to get the coals inthere, you got to get it lit and
all that shit and stuff, and ittakes so long and for just me
propane works better.
I can just go out there, fireit up boom what about smoking

(31:37):
the steak?
So I've never had a smoker likeuh david he swears by.
He's got one of those uh pelletsmokers.

Tim (31:43):
Yeah, I've got one.
Out there too, I've got.
I've got my grill and I've gotmy one so bad, but I've never
had one.

Jarrod (31:49):
I just did.
I bought my grill because I wasjust like.
I don't think.

Tim (31:52):
I'm going to be able to make one, All right.
So your boy, let's do afundraiser for our boy here to
get him a pellet grill.
That's right, let's get him aGoFundMe.
Jared needs a pellet grill.
The phone lines are open.
Go ahead and give us a call.

Javier (32:00):
You want a steak.

Tim (32:01):
I need a grill.
That I'll usually do If I'mdoing a cast iron.

Javier (32:04):
I'll do butter based Beef cappuccino.

Tim (32:13):
Only carpaccio.
Carpaccio, not cappuccino Beefcappuccino.

Javier (32:14):
What is that shit?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Sounds Italian.

Javier (32:20):
If I'm doing a cast iron , I mean I hate not having gas.

Tim (32:28):
You gotta answer a fart joke, right.

Javier (32:31):
Tammy's old place had propane, like it had gas running
through the house yeah, notpropane, it's called natural gas
, natural gas it had gas runningthrough and I loved cooking
steaks on that cast iron withthat that fire but man, it's
like electric, it's kind of assyou gotta weird.

Tim (32:46):
No, you gotta get the right stove, because I swear the
stove that we bought when weremodeled the house.
Jesse, she wanted to do?
She based everything off of thefucking appliances, yeah, like
all the colors, everything she'slike I want this, this, this
right, yeah she wanted.
Yeah, she was like I want theseappliances, blah blah, all
right cool keep talking.

Javier (33:06):
I need a drink.
I do so.
We got that.
Um, just bring the bottle overhere, get some.

Jarrod (33:10):
Get them some ice, get him some ice.
Can you get me some ice, please, please, mr Hernandez, I might
be running out of ice.

Tim (33:14):
I don't know.
Anyways, she wanted thisparticular range and everything,
so we got it.
And cooking on that dude, itgets so hot, so fast and it
almost controls like gas I'mable to mess with it and and see

(33:34):
if I've always I've rented alot and with the electric it's
usually cheap, cheap electric soit was the yellow label, the
fray ranch yeah, that one rightthere yeah, it's usually cheap
electric yeah, it's usuallycheap ass like ken moores or
something.
No, no, we we went with ge cafeand dude, that shit's fucking
expensive.

Jarrod (33:51):
I just noticed on my stove, after living in my house
for a year and a half, that ithas a Bluetooth feature on it.
The other day I was like what Icould be controlling this from
my phone.
Yeah, so I've got Wi-Fi on mine.

Tim (34:03):
And people think that's crazy.

Jarrod (34:05):
Yeah, it was something like Wi-Fi on there.
Dude, it's nice though the Icould be at work and I'm like
dude, I'm going to come home andI can preheat the oven by the
time I get home, so I guess itjust connects to your store,
your, I don't know, I'm good,what's it called?
Wi-fi your home?

Tim (34:17):
network and then no, it's 100% the way to go.

Javier (34:22):
I'm going to.
For months I've been wanting tobuy a pell, also, like I want
to do the hybrid charcoal gasyeah yeah, I've had

Jarrod (34:33):
one of those and my gas side rusted out.
So then I only have thecharcoal side and I looked at
replacing those parts and it wasjust as just as much, as much
to buy in a whole.

Tim (34:41):
This is what happens as you get old, though, yeah you used
to go into smoked meats, smokedmeats world war ii, world war ii
, and and yard, yeah, doing yardwork dude.

Jarrod (34:50):
Yesterday I mowed my yard and just the rest of the
evening I just sat on my backporch and just looked at it.
It was just fucking amazing.

Tim (34:57):
It just felt good, right yeah.

Jarrod (34:59):
And then I went out there and laid in my hammock for
a while and I was just likethis is great.

Tim (35:07):
Yeah, I mean, I got home last night.
I didn't mow my yard, I got mea bottle of whiskey while I had
stuff cooking in the oven.
I got my glass of whiskey, Isat down on the back porch and
just hung out.

Javier (35:16):
God damn, those are the best though.

Jarrod (35:18):
Oh, I love that.

Javier (35:19):
Like on Friday nights, whenever we were like, oh, we'll
do steaks on a Friday.
Like she'll have the steaks.
She sets the steaks out forlike half an hour 45 minutes for
it to get to like roomtemperature and then we'll
season them up and then throwthem on the grill, but I just
love sitting out there andshe'll come out there sometimes
and just have a beer, so I saltmine.

Tim (35:37):
I'm back on my steak, right .
Yeah, so I salt it as it'ssitting out, really.
Yeah, so the salt permeates anddoes that.
It's like it's a dry brine, andso I let it sit out for 45
minutes to an hour with a goodcrust of salt, and then I'll go
back over, just put a little bitmore salt or do like a garlic
powder or garlic garlic salt, alittle bit of that on there,

(35:57):
fucking, fry that shit up andthen I black pepper it at the
end, that way it doesn't burn itmakes sense I we use the big
flake salt yeah, oh, yeah, welove that, yeah, and and the
pepper too.

Javier (36:09):
I just fucking love it yeah we're kosher salt people.

Jarrod (36:10):
I get the grinder things from Sam yeah, like the.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
The big old ones, yeah.

Javier (36:15):
I want to get my own.
You know they sell thepeppercorns.
I just want to get theautomatic ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Because Ithink it'd be easier.

Jarrod (36:21):
I love going over.

Tim (36:27):
Well, obviously, but you off the rails, because we're
talking about all the smokerstuff right, this is the old man
episode.

Javier (36:32):
This is the old man episode.

Tim (36:33):
But yeah, they've come out with like a pellet smoker grill.
Artec I think it's Artec orRecTech or something like that
has one as well.
That I was looking at before Igot mine that you can actually
have a grill set up that doesthe pellet smoke.
Yeah, dude, I want all thatstuff.

Jarrod (36:50):
I would love a pellet smoker.
I've gotten Just to try it out.

Tim (36:53):
It's weird, man.
I've gotten to that age nowthat it's just like I want to
smoke meats.

Jarrod (36:57):
Yeah, it's fucking good, like especially around, like
Christmas, like not meats, butlike I do my Chex Mix and stuff,
I do it as a crock pot.
Dude recipe and all you do isleave your lid off your crock
pot, I think you put it on highand you dump all your shit in
there and then you melt all yourbutter and what's yeah, what's
the sour sauce?

(37:18):
and um pour it in there and kindof stir it all up, and then you
just stir it every 20 minutesfor like two hours I've never
made checks mix dude.

Javier (37:24):
It's super simple yes, bust out the nike monarchs.
Yeah, that's the dad.

Tim (37:33):
Okay, but we started to talk about this and I want to
get on to so.
So jared started this wholeseries oh, tales from the scale
yes, and you gotta bet betweenit's between you, alex and
eduardo.
Yes, all about losing weight,and you're documenting all of
this.
Well, your side of it yeah I am.

Jarrod (37:52):
So whenever alex brought it up, it was instantly like to
me I just needed something towork on.
So I was like, dude, I'm gonnamake like a little documentary
series out of this, and it'sbeen.
I've been releasing it on thetales from the fort uh youtube
page, but it's a separate seriescalled tales from the scale and
I've got five episodes out.
They're only like 13, 14minutes long.
It's real fast paced.
I try to make it very, you know, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

(38:14):
in the end.
So it's just kind of a more orless like a kind of a vlog kind
of thing and me just shit I doand stuff.
So I got some footage today andthen it's just kind of showing
like how I'm changing my dietand all the just progress and
stuff.
So so far I'm down.
We started at the beginning ofwhat is a September, so August,

(38:37):
and I'm down about 15 pounds orso.

Tim (38:40):
And it's, and it's all from his dick.

Jarrod (38:42):
Yeah, I'm sorry, ladies, but it it's a lot smaller now,
yeah, so it's more trimmed.

Tim (38:50):
Yeah, I mean, that's where a lot of guys carry their weight
.

Javier (38:53):
I hear it's a little veiny a little more veiny, yeah,
my fupa.

Tim (38:57):
Well, I mean, that's.
The thing is like you loseweight.

Jarrod (38:59):
You supposedly gain like at least an inch for every like
so many pounds you lose, likeyou get like a quarter inch back
on your day there was a.

Javier (39:05):
there was a joke I made and then I was like with
somebody I can't say who, but Iwas he.
Yeah, so your dick gets biggerwhenever you lose more weight.
I'm like, no, motherfucker, youcan actually see it now, so
you're able to see your dick.
He just looked at me.
He's just like you,motherfucker.
I hope you're having fun inItaly, just kidding.

Jarrod (39:25):
I'm kidding buddy.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I love Chad.
I know he's having a great timeover there.

Jarrod (39:37):
Oh, it's great.
It's a whiskey.
Man, it's a whiskey, I'm sorry,so we're doing that.
It's supposed to last.
It's a 90-day challenge.
It's lasting through, uh, Ithink, november 8th is when
we're going to weigh in thefinal weigh-in.

Javier (39:44):
Go ahead, sorry, sorry uh, we were.

Jarrod (39:46):
I was thinking we're going to do like monthly
weigh-ins, we're not doing anyway until okay so it's a fucking
raw dog competition all the wayto the end and I've been doing
pretty good.
Um, alex had hurt his knee sohe had gained a little weight,
but I was kind of scared of him.
But his knee still hurts.

Tim (40:01):
I'm like the whole idea.

Javier (40:02):
Like alex talking about losing weight, I was like dude
alex I know he's not evenfucking skinny, but you know
alex, like he would work out alot, though there was a was a
time where you know.

Jarrod (40:11):
Yeah, he would get pretty stuff.
I'm just like dude, you don'tneed to fucking lose weight.
And then Eduardo, he's in it,but he's short.

Tim (40:18):
Yeah, he's just short man, that's all he's got.
If he just grew like a coupleinches, yeah, you'd fill out,
he'd be just fine.

Jarrod (40:26):
No that's wrong, but we have stakes on this bet.
Yeah, right so if I win, alexis going to pay up to $500 to
help get my air conditionerfixed in my car, even though
it's going to be in November.
But still, hey, a win's a win.

Tim (40:44):
By summertime you'll have AC.

Jarrod (40:45):
If I lose, I have to shave my beard and not wear a
hat and be clean shaven for amonth.

Tim (40:53):
I kind of want that.
Yeah, me too.
I don't want that.
I kind of want Alex to win.

Jarrod (40:57):
This is my fucking image .
And if Alex wins, I have to buyhim like eight cases of liquid
death and Eddie has to pay fortwo months of his haircut.
And then if Eddie wins sowhenever Eddie did the bakery,
he took over Alex's Tesla, um,so if you see it parked up there
, he's there oh yeah yeah it'spurple, yeah, it's wrapped, so

(41:19):
so eddie's driving, eddie's got,eddie's got the tesla, okay,
okay so there's a spot on thedriver fender where there's like
, uh, someone it looked likethey sat on it and like the
fucking thing on their jeanslike tore the sticker.
So there's a couple pieces needto be replaced.
I think it and the fuckingthing on their jeans tore the
sticker.
So there's a couple pieces thatneed to be replaced.
I think it's the hood and thefront driver fender.
So if Eddie wins, alex is goingto pay up to $500 to have that

(41:39):
fixed.
If Eddie loses, he has to tearthe vinyl off the hood and the
driver side fender and drivearound like that for a month
With everything else purple andthen that two pieces white
that's not bad.
It's not bad, but he's he's notgonna.

Javier (41:57):
He's not gonna like it.

Tim (41:58):
Yeah, I know how to take that off real easy well, yeah,
but I mean still it's it's notthe idea of taking it off, it's
the fact that it's coming offand it's not gonna match.

Javier (42:08):
Yeah, what's?

Tim (42:09):
alex driving.
Now he got rid of, he gotanother tesla, he actually got.

Jarrod (42:12):
He actually got an Audi e-tron.

Tim (42:14):
Okay, another electric vehicle.

Jarrod (42:17):
It's pretty cool, like it's nice, so, but there's that.
So we've been chugging along.
We're about, I think, a littleover halfway through.
I'm doing, I mean, fairly goodprogress.
Honestly, I haven't started.
I haven't started.
I haven't really like workedout at all.
I've just literally changeddiet.
I've just kind of cut out a lotof carbs, been eating a lot of
like steak eggs, and y'allweren't allowed to use any

(42:40):
testosterone or anything right.
No, it's in the contract that wecan't do anything like low
zympic or anything like that,like we literally signed a
contract.

Javier (42:46):
Yeah, I saw that so like .
Have you heard of the Balkandiet?
I?

Jarrod (42:52):
feel like I have, but I don't know what it's a diet
where it's just like freshbulking Balkan oh where they're
eating.

Tim (42:58):
Okay, just like vegetables, yeah, so like for breakfast,
right?

Javier (43:01):
yeah, yeah it looks pretty good.
I'm not gonna lie, it does lookgood, where the it?

Tim (43:06):
it's like you're just grazing yeah, exactly so okay,
so the guy's like the video.
I saw this dude sitting there.
Obviously looks like he's fromthe balkan area, very eastern
european.
He's got um, they have a look.
I'm sorry, they have a lookyeah all right, um, but he's got
like different peppers, bellpeppers and things like that,
and like some like cheese andyou know just whatever and bread

(43:29):
, and bread and it's all on thetable and he's just like.
I feel like a little thistomato and I feel like he's
grabbed.
It looks like it's a fun time,like I would do that.

Javier (43:40):
I would do it.
I would do it because I feellike there's a lot of like uh,
olive oil or stuff like but Ialso heard that it makes you
shit really bad because it's somuch fiber I I've been eating
for lunch some salads and Inormally don't eat salads and I
have to go to the bathroom.

Jarrod (43:55):
I love salads, I started doing a lot of salads.
Actually, salads is somethingI've thrown in Almonds.
I've got a big bag of almondsfrom Sam's, just kind of use
that for a snack.
I'm trying to think of littlethings.
I do A lot of water.
You're kind almost like acarnivore diet, but I do other
stuff too.
I'll eat carbs and everything.

(44:15):
I just try to limit it.

Tim (44:18):
I hear, if you want a snack , you should eat an apple.

Jarrod (44:22):
It's sugar though.

Tim (44:23):
You can, but it's very little.

Jarrod (44:25):
The thing with fruit.
Yeah, it's kind of healthy, butalso there's a lot of natural
sugars in it.

Tim (44:29):
You're still taking in sugar.
The sugar's fine, no, that'sfine.

Jarrod (44:33):
Tim.

Tim (44:33):
It's fine.

Javier (44:35):
Listen to the experts Tim.
Yes, no sugar's fine, I didketo in 2018.

Jarrod (44:40):
Sim, I tried to do that, but whenever I wanted a snack,
I would do pork cracklings orsomething like that at work.

Javier (44:46):
Yeah, yeah.

Jarrod (44:47):
And then I did a lot of water.
I actually did a lot of waterwhen I actually lost a lot of
weight.
It was down in san antonio andwhat I was doing is, whenever I
get up in the morning, I'd grabme a one liter bottle of
essential.
I would drink that water untilit was done that day at work.
If I ate, I would eat thelittle beef, jerky and uh cheese
stick.

Javier (45:03):
Yeah, because it's uh no carbs yeah, so I would eat that
.

Jarrod (45:06):
I'd eat maybe because they were on special, I think,
for three, for two dollars, soI'd eat three of those and then
at home I would uh heb had theselittle meals that it was a
seafood stuffed salmon and thenwith broccoli, and I would eat
that for dinner and I only atethat for like quite a while and
I lost a lot of weight doingthat I dropped uh, I dropped
like 30 pounds um a while back.

Tim (45:26):
I got on testosterone dude.

Jarrod (45:28):
Yeah for one.

Tim (45:29):
Uh, horny as fuck no, it was more so.
It wasn't so much for like thataspect, but, like my, my
testosterone level was low and Iwas too.

Jarrod (45:36):
It's like 190 something whenever I had a test a long
time ago.

Tim (45:39):
Yeah, and that that that's not good, no because you don't
want sex ever.

Jarrod (45:43):
I mean you do, but like it's I didn't have that issue so
much.

Tim (45:47):
It was more of like low energy.
I was just tired all the time.
Um, no matter what I did, Icouldn't get rid of my.
Uh, I couldn't, I couldn't loseweight yeah um, I carried it
all in my stomach that's my.

Jarrod (46:00):
If I can lose my love, handles and my yeah like I've
lost a decent amount of my gutso far, but I've still got a lot
but I, I went on that and thenchanged my diet up just a little
bit.

Tim (46:09):
I started doing that, huel.
Yeah, it's just free, it's likefreeze-dried bags and you scoop
like two scoops in a cup andyou add water to it Hot water,
almost like you're makingoatmeal, but it's like.
So what I've got right now isI've got Cajun pasta.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
It's okay.

Tim (46:26):
It's not the greatest, but it's a whole bunch of protein
and it's 400 calories and it'sit's actually filling, so I'd
have that for lunch.
I would eat breakfast, I wouldhave that for lunch and then I'd
have dinner, and then at eighto'clock I would not eat for the
rest of the night, just drinkwater.

Javier (46:41):
So you just hit them intermittent, intermittent
fasting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tim (46:44):
And, and, and that I lost.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
I mean pounds pretty quick.

Jarrod (46:57):
Oh, and I cut sodas out completely.
Yeah, that's the thing too.
Is so alcohol wise, I'veswitched from, because usually
whenever I do the show I dowhiskey and coke.
That was always my go-to.
Now I've switched to tequilaand sparkling ice those real
tall, skinny bottles I get themat albertsons for like a buck a
bottle and I'll mix those.
I get the lemon lime and thenI'll mix that with tequila.
If you do do 100% agave tequila, the sugars don't absorb.
It's something.

Tim (47:14):
But it's like 60 calories a shot or so.
They say tequila is the best Ifyou get true, real tequila.

Jarrod (47:19):
That's why a lot of athletes do tequilas.

Javier (47:23):
I don't know, man I was drinking.
I would have whenever I was onthat it was before me and
Tammymy dated, I would have twomichelob ultras and then when
we'd go across the street to thebar, I would have like a vodka
topo or like, uh, soda wateryeah and lime yeah because the
the vodka soda, water and limeis like zero calorie yeah, yeah

(47:47):
or, like you can go, the um themio route, that some girls do.
It's smart too, because it'szero carbs.

Tim (47:56):
That's what Sarish does.
She's carrying a thing of Mio.
Smart, that's smart.

Jarrod (48:01):
Just don't do the energy Mio.
No, I think that's what she wasusing.
You're like drunk, but thenlike, oh, I think she was using
that, or loco, yeah.

Tim (48:09):
I think using the tequila though.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
It go yeah, um, I think like using the tequila
though, like it's good.

Jarrod (48:16):
It is good so if you do the lemon lime and then I do a
little bit of lime juice and ittastes like a kind of a skinny
margarita, so it's real good andI've been drinking that a lot
lately.
And then, um, I've cut, I'vebasically eliminated sodas for
the most part.
Um, I don't do a lot of sugarbecause drinks, like they always
say, you don't want to drinkyour calories.

Javier (48:32):
Correct.

Jarrod (48:33):
So like if you're you know, if you look at a Coke,
like a 20-ounce Coke is likewhat?

Tim (48:36):
220 calories, or something like that for the bottle.
You've sacrificed somethingelse, yeah.

Jarrod (48:40):
If you have that and you're trying to stick to say
like a 1,700-calorie diet,that's 200 calories of your diet
right there.
So you've got.

Tim (48:47):
Is that what you're pushing at 1,700?

Jarrod (48:49):
No, I don't even know what I'm doing.
Honestly, I'm not taking invery much calories.

Tim (48:53):
I used this app.
It was called Lose it.

Jarrod (48:57):
Yeah, I have that app.
It's free too.

Tim (49:03):
It's free for the basic, but you can pay for it and get a
lot more features.
I dropped my diet down to 2,000calories a day.

Jarrod (49:13):
For me I think it was showing that I needed to hit
like 1900 calories a day foryour workout to do 30 pounds
lost by like the middle, withoutworkout, without working.
Yeah without and it was sayingthat, but I was coming in like
usually around 1200 calories aday or so, and I lost a lot of
weight right away and then Ikind of got tired and I missed
shit food.
So I ate some of that for offand on for a little bit, and

(49:34):
then I got back in the groovenow and I'm now.

Tim (49:37):
I've got my motivation well , I mean, you've got, uh, you've
got a lot on the line.

Jarrod (49:40):
I mean yeah, I don't want to lose my beard, like I
would look like I'm such afucking nerd I'd it would be
totally different for me likeI'd have to wear like khakis and
polos and shit.

Tim (49:51):
I want you to do it, I want to see it, I'm here for it.

Jarrod (49:56):
No.

Tim (49:57):
Luckily it's happened after .

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Halloween because I've already figured out my
Halloween.

Jarrod (50:00):
I need my beard for that .

Tim (50:02):
Is that a secret, what your Halloween is?
Not particularly what is it?

Jarrod (50:08):
I'm going to try to pull off Rip from Yellowstone.

Tim (50:10):
Okay.

Jarrod (50:11):
I'm going to trim this down, do the black powder shit
in my beard again, and then Ineed to find a black cowboy hat
that fits me, and then just getthe black long-sleeve shirt and
then the blue jeans.

Tim (50:22):
How big is your head?

Jarrod (50:22):
Fat.

Javier (50:25):
It's like 7 and 5'8".

Tim (50:27):
Okay, never mind, I've got a 7 and 3'8", 7, 5', 8, 7.

Jarrod (50:32):
Like sometimes depending on the hat size, like it just
depends on what it is, butanyone out?
There that has a black cowboyhat that kind of looks like Rips
.
I need one for Halloween.
I will not mess it up.

Tim (50:42):
I just want to say in the chat thank you, aaron.
What the fuck is.

Jarrod (50:47):
Aaron, I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
That's my sister's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I appreciate it.

Tim (50:50):
Yeah, I miss the mustache.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I know they call you a mustache.

Tim (50:53):
Yeah, it's so sad and I remember whenever.

Javier (50:55):
Christy and the girls used to take Crystal Light when
we'd go to like a library bar,when we'd go Like the pouches
yeah, like the pouches.
Oh man, Me and Tammy talkedabout going pilgrim I've never
seen that you never seen scottpilgrim?
Bro watch scott pilgrim holyshit.

Jarrod (51:13):
It's not everybody's cup of tea it was either that or I
was thinking of doing.
I was thinking of doing umfirst time big lebowski as uh
lebowski yeah, so you know chadand I did that because, like
they have so on timu, theyactually have his sweater jacket
that he wore and then I coulddo that and just get a wig.
I mean I could pull, could pullit off, so I got a wig, and I
had the beard at the time andsunglasses and.

Tim (51:36):
I wore a robe and had a white V-neck t-shirt and some
shorts, and I carried a whiteRussian around and then Chad
dressed as Walter Walter JohnGoodman's character.
Yeah, so Chad was Walter and Iwas over the log.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I remember chad, it was funny like dude.

Tim (51:54):
That's actually we.
We both had.
We both had girlfriend.
You know, I think chad wasmarried and I had had my
girlfriend at the time.
Um, there's still, we're stilltogether, jesse.
Um, and at the time and wedidn't do um at the time of this
happening and we didn't docouples costumes but chad and I
did a couples costume together.
It's fucking weird.

(52:15):
It was so good, though.
Chad looked just like his dadand he hates that.
He looked just like his daddy.

Jarrod (52:24):
I've never thought about Chad being Walter, but that's
fucking awesome.

Tim (52:28):
It was perfect.
Did he wear the shootingglasses?

Jarrod (52:30):
Yes, they're tinted.

Tim (52:31):
Like yellow, he had the glasses and he wore a shooting
vest.
I mean it was perfect.

Javier (52:38):
Well, man, it's crazy.
We're coming up to Halloween.
We got like at least a monthand a half away.

Jarrod (52:43):
Are y'all going to do like a Halloween episode where
you dress up?

Javier (52:46):
I would love to.
I want to do that Like.

Jarrod (52:48):
October.
That was me and Jared's plan isto do every episode we dress up
as something different.
I think.

Javier (52:55):
I was like, fuck, I'm going to run out of characters.

Jarrod (52:56):
I think we need to have a.

Javier (52:58):
Halloween party over here, dude, yeah.

Tim (53:01):
Like here I have a couple people that we've had here in
the past.
Maybe do that.
I'm not opposed to that.

Javier (53:05):
Look at this man.
This man's doing like TikTokswhile he's on the episode.
All right.
Before we get ready, hold on.

Tim (53:13):
No, we're not closing out, I want to talk about this.
I want to jump into this.
So, as some of you might haveheard New news P Diddy has got
all sorts of um.
P diddy has got all sorts ofsean.
He's puffy, he's been indicted,yes, right.
And I want to just say thewildest diddling everyone, the

(53:33):
wildest thing about this so far,the diddler is the freak off
parties yeah, that's what theycall.
They're calling the freak offparties.

Jarrod (53:42):
I don't think it's dude, he's done some shit and Sure
he's going down.
Do you see how much fuckinglube they were putting on?

Tim (53:47):
That's what I wanted to talk about.
Yes, the amount of lube so itwas a thousand bottles of baby
oil and a bunch of lubricants iswhat the indictment said.
Mm-hmm, what the fuck are youdoing with so much baby oil?
Fucking Bad boy for life Babyoil Fucking.
Who uses baby oil?

Jarrod (54:06):
Wrestlers.

Tim (54:07):
That's all I know.
Body builders, body builders.

Javier (54:09):
The Old Spice guy Fucking P Diddy.

Tim (54:13):
Terry Crews Fucking titties dancing.

Jarrod (54:18):
Dude, did you see that one when he's got all the
sensors with his muscles andhe's playing drums with it?
What have you ever seen that?
He's like flexing, he's like ah, and it's like every time he
flexes a muscle it hits like thesnare or something.

Tim (54:35):
So they had a website that you could get on there and play
the drums with Terry Crews.

Jarrod (54:41):
Dude, you got to look that up.
That's fucking amazing.
Okay, so there's a 14 pageindictment and um I haven't got,
I haven't looked at it, is it?

Tim (54:48):
this is like epstein I epstein list, part two this is
epstein slash they're sayingthat his, they're saying that
his um like assistant orwhatever, it's a female um is
the equivalent of galene maxwellat this point, damn so I'm sure
she's going down so as part.
So he got hit with aracketeering charge on top of
everything else.
So like even so, racketeeringthey typically use that for like

(55:11):
organized crime.

Jarrod (55:12):
Okay, yeah.

Tim (55:13):
And they'll get you on a like if you're committing
organized crime, they can kindof it's a RICO act, they can get
you on a bunch of it and stufflike that.
But as part of his racketeeringcharge against him, diddy is
accused of drug possession.
The charges include possessionof intent to distribute certain
narcotics such as cocaine,oxycodone, alprazolam, mdma, a
synthetic psychedelic drugcalled Nexus, which I want to

(55:36):
know more about.
That Hell yeah, and then GHBand ketamine.

Javier (55:40):
Damn Georgia, homeboy Hey-oh.

Tim (55:43):
During the raid on Diddy's homes, authorities uncovered
three AR-15s with defaced serialnumbers, as well as ammunition.
So I mean just those two things.
Just those two things becausenow you're getting into like I
mean the AR-15s fall into likefederal shit, because they
defaced the serials and all thatI mean ATF and if they're

(56:05):
automatic which I'm assuming,they probably are yeah, that's,
I think, a mandatory 10 yearsper I think it's 15 per incident
per per weapon.

Jarrod (56:14):
Fuck right, that's at least 30 he's looking at oh yeah
, if they're automatic.

Tim (56:17):
They're not saying they're automatic, but if they are right
.
But the rack, the rat mogul issaid to have often exhibited
control over victims withphysical violence and promises
of career opportunitiesBlackmail.
However, the indictment allegeshe also tracked victims'
locations, began monitoringtheir medical records and
dictated their appearance.
He also allegedly supplied themwith drugs and threatened their

(56:38):
careers and livelihoods if theydidn't participate in the
freak-offs, which they haven'tsaid.
What those freak-offs?

Jarrod (56:43):
are yeah, what is a freak-off?
They're not saying.

Javier (56:45):
It's a whole-ass orgy.

Jarrod (56:48):
I heard there was like chicks that they would have them
do a freak-off until theycouldn't fucking do it no more.

Tim (56:51):
Right, but is that?
Like they just fuckingscissor-grind in Details of the
freak-offs include that theywould involve multiple
commercial sex workers and thatPuff often distributed numerous
drugs to his victims in order tokeep them engaged in sex acts.
And the sex workers Puff andthe victims would then allegedly
receive IV fluids in order tohelp them recover from rampant

(57:14):
drug use and physical exertion.

Jarrod (57:17):
I mean he cares.

Tim (57:23):
This shit is wild.
He is going to go away for avery long time, yeah this is
just like I mean, I meanhonestly at this point, I would
probably just kill myself afterafter the Cassie video came out
and that's gonna get usdemonetized pew pew at himself
after I think good this episodeand you ruined it yeah, thanks a

(57:43):
lot genius, you fucking theydenied his bail yeah good.

Javier (57:48):
I think after after the after the Cassie video came out
of her running out trying to getin the elevator and Diddy
coming back and did he like beat?

Tim (57:55):
the shit out of him.
Yeah, grabs her by her hair.

Javier (57:57):
Yeah, dude is wild he like literally needs two pops in
the back of the head and one inthe heart and one of the dick
well, but I mean he had alsosomething to do with tupac right
, the one in the dick.

Jarrod (58:06):
It has to be a shotgun he uh, didn't he hire kvd to
well?

Tim (58:11):
allegedly yeah, but you know but also he could just, but
also I just want to say thisthat kamala harris was asked who
her favorite rapper, currentrapper, is like right now a lot
and she kept saying tupac aliveyeah, does she know him alive
means?
That means tupac's alive.
Duh fuck.
Because then she said you, he'salive in our hearts.

(58:34):
No bitch, you're saying youknow that she knows that tupac's
alive yeah, he's down in.

Jarrod (58:38):
Uh, what is it?

Javier (58:39):
puerto rico or something jamaica, jamaica yeah, jamaica,
jamaica, queens in new york,right by the beach, but the
whole the whole the wholepeedity thing first I'll fuck
your bitch man was it a slap inthe base?

Tim (58:56):
slap in the butt, why you sound like a leprechaun.

Jarrod (58:58):
I've watched that movie like two or three times in the
last week, it's so good.
I love that fucking.

Tim (59:03):
That is almost like one of my favorite movies.
It's one of the best dynamicduos right there For anyone that
doesn't know we're talkingabout.

Jarrod (59:08):
I Love you man, starring Paul Rudd and Rashida Jones and
Jason Segel, you just have ajerk on you.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah.

Tim (59:13):
Yeah, dude, when your divorcees come over, it's like
there, I love that fucking, butokay, okay, back on the thing,
man back to the deals, I knewthat he was up to some shit
right.

Jarrod (59:31):
I never liked him.
I was west coast all the way,it's all it's the same thing
with like should like.

Tim (59:35):
Even before like should got in trouble.
Like everybody knew, shook wasup to some shit that is a
fucking.

Jarrod (59:41):
He's a, he's a, he's a psychopath.

Tim (59:42):
Oh he done, yeah, yeah yeah , yeah yeah but I think I think
diddy's gonna be in the sameboat.
Like I don't think.
I don't think he will ever getout.

Javier (59:51):
Actually, I think should comes out in a couple years
does he?
I think so shit, I want to sayso watch your back tim.

Jarrod (59:58):
When does come?
Get you who the?

Javier (01:00:00):
fuck, are this punk funky pants?
Who's this tall motherfuckerwith some pretty ass mustache?

Jarrod (01:00:06):
I'm sorry yeah dude, I don't know man, suge knight, is
eligible for parole in 2034 yeah, and he's eligible for parole.
That's that doesn't mean he'sgonna get it his current net
worth is only two hundredthousand dollars.
I think you say two hundreddollars.
Well, he sold death row 200, hesold Death Row $200 and nine
packs of cigarettes.

(01:00:27):
He sold Death Row and.

Javier (01:00:28):
Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre, I think.

Jarrod (01:00:30):
I don't think Dre did it , I think it was just Snoop Dogg
.
Yeah, I think it was just Snoop.

Javier (01:00:34):
Well, all I know is that Diddy's going to go away for a
long time.

Jarrod (01:00:38):
Oh yeah.

Javier (01:00:38):
Deservedly, so Is the boy record still a.

Jarrod (01:00:41):
Thing.

Javier (01:00:41):
Dude, I don't know.

Jarrod (01:00:45):
Because I know in the 2000s it was.

Tim (01:00:48):
That's all I listen to.
So what kind of is frightening?

Jarrod (01:00:49):
Priority records, I think.

Tim (01:00:51):
The controlling aspect.
Right, and so who else do Iknow?

Jarrod (01:00:56):
Yes, it's still active.

Tim (01:00:58):
That controls what his women dress like.

Jarrod (01:01:03):
What do you mean?

Tim (01:01:04):
Kanye Easy, yeah, and I'm not saying kanye's doing all
sort of crazy stuff, but kanye'sa crazy man.
He's crazy, but and it was, Idon't know it wouldn't surprise
me if something comes now I'mnot talking about to this extent
him and diddy had a beef goingon and uh, diddy, he actually
posted uh text messages he.

Javier (01:01:25):
He posted text messages from Diddy.
And he's like send me youraddress.
We'll talk soon.
And Kanye would be like fuckyou, you're a fed.

Tim (01:01:35):
You know, just talking shit .
Fuck you, you're a fed.

Javier (01:01:37):
Because, like if you think about it, like if you go
back a while back, diddy was aguy you didn't fuck with.

Tim (01:01:46):
Diddy was a guy that you fuck with did.

Jarrod (01:01:47):
He was a guy that you know, if he got at you, then you
know he was at the same levelas suge.
Yeah, he was like that, youknow, fucking top guy.

Javier (01:01:51):
So kind of like uh, he knew not to mess with.
Good, they're not too sweeteither.
I'll take one too.

Jarrod (01:01:58):
You can have both.
You can take one, tammy, or no,she doesn't like chocolate,
give me that one.
Sorry, tammy, you get somepumpkin bread.
I donated my pumpkin bread dude, it tastes like just like
eating a pumpkin pie.
Right, yeah, it does.
It's literally like just eatinga pumpkin pie.
Let's take a corner I inhaledand it went down and hit the
back of my throat.
Do you want the rest for jesse?

Javier (01:02:22):
my boy dying out, yeah, she probably like it.

Jarrod (01:02:24):
I just tore a corner off jesse.

Tim (01:02:25):
So yeah, they're not.

Jarrod (01:02:26):
It's not over, it's fucking great oh, it's not
overly sweet that's the thing Ilove about his stuff is his
stuff is not overly sweet.
Plus I forgot to mentionearlier he does freeze-dried
candy as well.

Tim (01:02:39):
He has his own line called black gato candy yeah, yeah,
okay, I thought it was the sameperson yeah, it is so.

Jarrod (01:02:46):
He has that set up in the storefront and then he's
about to start.
He's slowly starting to releaseall his fall stuff and
everything.
But he's about to start doinghis uh freeze-dried candy that
has chocolate in it, so like hedoes uh milk duds that are
freeze-dried.
So what's fucking cool?
So chocolate doesn't freeze dry, it like fucking melts, but the

(01:03:07):
chocolate flavor soaks into thecaramel and then the milk dud.
The caramel expands so it'slike a fucking little cheese
ball kind of puff thing.
It's the flavor of milk dud,but it doesn't get stuck to your
teeth all right and then hedoes like bit of honey.
Same thing bit of honey alwaysgets stuck to my teeth.
Doesn't stick to your teeth atall.

Javier (01:03:22):
Cam Tammy's a big fan of freeze-dried candies.

Jarrod (01:03:25):
Yeah, he does a caramel mocha bites or something like
that.
It's caramel mocha M&M's theyfreeze-dry.
It's fucking phenomenal.
He has so many damn goodflavors.

Tim (01:03:35):
So the question was how old should I be?
It said 2034.

Javier (01:03:41):
Yeah, how old is he now he's 59, so he'll be 69.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
59.
Yeah, how old is he now?

Tim (01:03:44):
He's 59, so he'd be 69.
He's 59?
Yeah, which I mean?
If he gets out, then he's stillgot time to Kill everybody else
.
Kill everybody else.

Javier (01:03:50):
Guess who's back.
Motherfucker, I'm going to findyou, tupac, I know you're alive
.
I'll hit your body, but I justpicture.

Tim (01:03:56):
if he got out he'd be like Tulsa King yeah.

Javier (01:04:05):
Kind of Like, kind of just out of, completely out of
touch, Because when did he go inLike?

Jarrod (01:04:07):
a few years ago?
Yeah, it was probably like fiveor six years ago.
What did that say?

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
If he gets parole, oh , if he gets parole.

Javier (01:04:12):
Yeah if I mean I don't think he will, I don't think he
will.

Jarrod (01:04:16):
What prison is he in Is?

Javier (01:04:18):
he in California, lompoc , I don't even know man, we
should go visit him.
Yeah, man, You're still here.
Fuck you Shug, Fuck you Shug.

Jarrod (01:04:27):
First off, fuck you, bitch he gave.

Javier (01:04:30):
EZ AIDS right he did.
He injected him with AIDS.

Jarrod (01:04:32):
Yeah, he even said in an interview one time that that
was one of his favorite thingsto do is inject AIDS into people
and kill them.
It's fucked up.
Yeah, man, my man, my boy, easyeric.

Tim (01:04:43):
it's like playing the law, that's like playing the long
condo, because now, I mean, ifyou try to do it, they've got
all sorts of like medicines andshit, yeah, they could take over
.

Jarrod (01:04:51):
What aids, yeah, yeah, cure yeah, magic johnson's had
that shit for like 30 years andhe's still cool he's still cool
he's supposedly he's always beencool showtime baby.

Tim (01:05:02):
Supposedly he can donate blood or something, which I
thought was weird.
I don't think that's real, butyeah, I don't.

Javier (01:05:08):
That's not how it works magic I just got breaking news
on my phone oh I want you guyshere locally and forward to know
this, especially if you liveover by the uh i-30 area and
westover hills sword wieldingmaniac on the loose near I-30
overpass.

Jarrod (01:05:26):
Dude okay.
So whenever I was down in QT inSan Antonio sorry, I had opened
up a store and every morningwhenever I got up I would
usually take my cell phonedownstairs.
I would take Murray out, lethim outside eating, piss, shit,
whatever the fuck he wants to doin the morning, and then he'd

(01:05:48):
come back inside.
He he'd eat and then I'd kindof make sure he started eating
and I'd go upstairs and startgetting ready.
For some reason this morning Idid not take my phone downstairs
, for some reason, and I left itupstairs in my bathroom and
then murray's in there eatingand all of a sudden he pauses
and he starts barking becausehe's hearing.
Someone's like what the fuckare you barking?
And I looked at the door.
I was like no one's there.
Dude, eat your damn food.
So I go back upstairs and I lookat my phone.
There's like a text message,missed call and shit, and it's
from my store and my ra, who'sthe overnight person that worked

(01:06:12):
that night.
He texted me and said some fooljust robbed me with a sword.
And I was like what the fuckare you okay?
And he's like yeah, I'm cool, Iwas like a sword, seriously.
So I get there and this dudecomes in.
He has a sword, seriously.
So I get there and this dudecomes in and he has a sword in
his hand.
It's like a katana kind ofthing.
And my RA goes up.
He's like what's up, man Whoa?
He gives him all the money outof the register and stuff, which

(01:06:35):
wasn't much, because if you'refollowing QT guidelines, you're
only getting like 75 bucks.
So he gives him like 75 bucksleaves and everything.

Javier (01:06:50):
But I he gives them like 75 bucks leaves or and
everything but I was just likewhat the fuck like a sword?

Jarrod (01:06:52):
seriously, when he was like a fucking wink from legend
of zelda sword, he's like ah,he's got a shield, it's a
replica he's like.

Tim (01:06:54):
I know that's not real.
I have allegedly somethinghappened, maybe today, where a
guy, uh might have accidentallyshot his foot off while trying
to rob a store oh cool and nevermade it inside the shotgun.
The shotgun went off allegedlywhere I don't.
I don't know where, I actuallydon't know where, but I had
heard through the grapevinethat's what happened that's a
cool good, good.
I'm glad that the dude, thedude's accomplice grabbed the

(01:07:18):
gun and ran off, but left theguy there just bleeding oh, with
no foot man, that's crazy.

Javier (01:07:23):
My uh grandfather killed the man because they were
trying to rob him, kidnap him in.
Mexico, and so it was threebrothers.
Three brothers, tombstone.

Jarrod (01:07:34):
The Earps.

Javier (01:07:36):
Yes.

Tim (01:07:37):
Didn't they make a movie about that, called Three
Brothers?

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
I think it's called Four Brothers.

Jarrod (01:07:41):
That's got.

Tim (01:07:42):
Mark Wahlberg?
I don't think, mark.

Jarrod (01:07:42):
Wahlberg tried to kill his grandmother.
One of them dies.
Four brothers, that's got MarkWahlberg.

Tim (01:07:44):
I don't think Mark Wahlberg tried to kill his grandmother.
One of them dies, I think it'sonly three.

Javier (01:07:46):
Yeah, it's a guy from Tron Tron Legacy.

Jarrod (01:07:48):
He died, no that's not Harrison Ford, that's Blade
Runner.
Sorry, I've never seen Tron,but yeah they were trying to.

Javier (01:07:55):
My grandparents at the time in Mexico had a, an old
rifle and he shot.
He killed one of the guys, hellyeah, and they left, like the
two brothers left the body andran off.

Jarrod (01:08:14):
So the brothers fucking left him there.

Tim (01:08:16):
They just left him there, and so I heard that the two
brothers are coming to try tokill you.
Oh, I mean, that's fine.

Jarrod (01:08:23):
They're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
I'm going to kill you .

Tim (01:08:24):
Oh, I mean that's fine, they're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
I'm going to kill you .
I'm coming to kill you, javier.

Jarrod (01:08:27):
I'm going to kill you.
So when my dad was a kid, hisdad was an alcoholic and
everything and he had thispistol.
It was a seven shooter, Ibelieve, or a five shooter.
It was not a six shooter.
I know that it was one or theother, but but anyway.

(01:08:48):
So instead of unloading thebullets like a normal fucking
human, he would shoot him offinto the floor and just all
right time for bed and then hisuh, they would drink a lot and
my dad was in there watching umtv and then he heard a gunshot
and my dad's dad, my grandpa,which I never met, who's he was
dead before.
He actually died on Ohio GardenRoad at that little corner
right there behind the Walmart.

Javier (01:09:12):
Oh, yeah, yeah, Sleepy Hollow.

Jarrod (01:09:13):
Yeah, right around that area.
He died there.
He got hit in his VolkswagenBug.

Javier (01:09:17):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Wait who.

Jarrod (01:09:19):
My grandpa.
Okay, this was like 1982, soy'all weren't even alive, but
anyway.
So my dad said he was in therewatching TV and then he heard a
gunshot.
And then my dad's dad comes inthere and he goes that crazy son
of a bitch shot himself.
Like his friend was over thereand they were drinking and his
dad shot all the bullets off andthen went to the bathroom, I

(01:09:39):
guess to go pee before he wentto bed because it was like in
the morning and they were fixingto pass out drunk.
And then his friend was there,went in there, grabbed a bullet
from the thing and killedhimself right there.
What the hell?
And I was like what the fuck?
And then my dad he hated hisdad so much he said he seriously
contemplated telling the copsthat his dad killed him so he'd
get away from him that's wilddude.

Tim (01:10:02):
That's wild I and I'm more of like not even the guy like
doing it to himself, but I'mjust like concerned about the
floor yeah, but what's funny, sodid I have one design.
I'm I like I have so much tounpack here.
Do you have like a designatedarea that he wanted?
He just was pissed off at all.
I don't know honestly.

Jarrod (01:10:19):
But what's funny is, growing up, one of my best
friends lived in the same housemy dad lived.
So where my grandma lives, itwas Caddy Corner, across the
street, and my dad grew up thereand then I told my friend I was
like you know, someone killedthemselves in this house, right?
He's like what.

Javier (01:10:34):
I told the story he's like fuck man.
He's like don't tell me that,was it Danny?

Jarrod (01:10:40):
No, it was Felipe Rodriguez.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Was it that he lived in the house?

Jarrod (01:10:43):
Yeah, they lived there after a while.

Tim (01:10:46):
Did you tell him like, did you tell him sorry about?

Jarrod (01:10:49):
the floor being fucked up because my granddad used to
blow it.
There should be bullet holesdown here.
That's my grandpa's fault,that's on him.

Javier (01:10:55):
Man, yeah, yeah but it was cool.

Jarrod (01:10:57):
I mean not cool, but it was cool.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Grandpa's.
Am I right Crazy?

Jarrod (01:11:00):
My grandpa was, like he was a truck driver.
So what's weird?
I'm weird with numbers.
I'm kind of into thatspirituality, shit and stuff.
So my grandpa was born in 1928,died in 1982.
My grandma, she, was born in1931.
She died in 2013.

(01:11:21):
So it's literally just reversed.
And then my grandfather died.
I want to say I can't rememberthe exact date, so I'm just
going to make dates up, it's.
I know it's right around this.
Say, my grandfather died March24th.
My grandma was on her deathbedon March 24th and for some
reason, my dad was like sheain't going to die that day,

(01:11:41):
she's going to die that's.
That's the day my, my dad diedand she held on to like six
o'clock this morning and thenshe died the next day, like one
day apart.

Javier (01:11:50):
It's fucking weird that kind of stuff is kind of crazy.

Jarrod (01:11:53):
Yeah, it's like all those synchronicities and stuff.
It's just, it's weird it's likedoing your birthday dude, like
last night, I looked at my phoneand, um, I took a screenshot of
it.

Tim (01:12:04):
You're doing a screenshot of something else too.

Jarrod (01:12:07):
So when I look at it, the time was 441.
My battery percentage was at41%.
It was 92 degrees outside highof 92, which is obvious.
But then, like 11 and 1, it waslike so many numbers repeating.
I was just like that's creepy.
That's got to mean something.

Tim (01:12:24):
Yeah, it means that you probably shouldn't have slept
and you end up jumping timelinesor something.

Jarrod (01:12:29):
That's what I'm thinking .
Do y'all believe in that shit?

Javier (01:12:31):
I don't know, For some reason I always seem to look at
the time and it's always 1134.
1134?
.

Jarrod (01:12:39):
Have you looked up the angel numbers of that?

Javier (01:12:41):
1134 upside down is hell .

Jarrod (01:12:44):
Okay, have you looked up angel numbers?

Javier (01:12:45):
No.

Jarrod (01:12:46):
Okay, so let's look up angel numbers.

Javier (01:12:47):
It says here you're gay.

Jarrod (01:12:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
It says you like penis in your butthole.
What?
How do I word?

Jarrod (01:12:57):
that?
What does angel number?

Tim (01:13:01):
I'm confused.
What was it?
1134?

Jarrod (01:13:03):
Yeah 1134.

Tim (01:13:05):
It's hell.
You know, it's weird.
I always look at the thing andit says 8008 LESS.
That's boobless.

Jarrod (01:13:15):
Okay, so angel number 1134 urges you to keep your eyes
on the ultimate goal and keepgoing forward regardless of any
setback, until Eugene.

Tim (01:13:23):
That's fitting for you.

Javier (01:13:25):
Yeah.

Jarrod (01:13:25):
So, so, like.
For me it's like 11, 11.
I see, I look at the clock andthen I'll catch 11, 11 a lot and
11 11 supposed to mean yourangel numbers.

Tim (01:13:35):
It means like you're on the right path the only number that
has been reoccurring in my lifeis 13, 13, just the number 13.
Have you looked that up?

Jarrod (01:13:43):
no, okay, so what is angel?
Number 13 what is angel?

Tim (01:13:49):
yeah, I'm curious about this so what?

Jarrod (01:13:53):
what it was is?
I looked up, um, so it was 441,41 battery.
Later on that night, last night, I was laying in my hammock
listening to just my phone.
There's certain songs I like tolisten to all the time and for
some reason the song Saved Me byJelly Roll.
I love that song right now andI was listening to it and for

(01:14:16):
some reason it fucking pausedout of nowhere, like I didn't
touch it, I didn't do anything,no call or anything.
I looked 41 seconds left in thesong and and I was like what?
the fuck does 41 mean, and itsaid basically like your angels
are beside you and whetheryou're happy or sad, or
something like that.
I was like, okay, whatever,what was the number 13?
Yeah, 13, okay, so what does anangel number 13 mean?
So angel number 13 is joiningthis 13.

(01:14:39):
That's what's going on in thechat angel number 13 signifies
positive growth, emphasizinghonesty, kindness and the power
to shape your future.
Stay true to yourself, trustyour inner strength and believe
in your ability to create afulfilling path forward I don't
want to do any of that shit.
Which number tells you have afucking mission?
Which?

Tim (01:14:57):
number?
Which number says that I get todie screaming and covered in
someone else's blood?

Jarrod (01:15:01):
uh, that's probably like 19 or something cool, I want
that one.
What is angel number?
Okay, so angel number 41 means,means dirk is gonna number 41
is an assurance that your lifewill become better if you only
believe in yourself and live inan authentic life.

Tim (01:15:19):
I think it means dirk's gonna return, dirk's returning
to the game.
I'm pretty sure that it meansthat I'm a guardian.

Jarrod (01:15:25):
And then this one says the frequent appearance of the
angel number 41 in your lifedenotes that your guardian
angels are working with you toachieve everything you hope for.

Tim (01:15:33):
I hope for a fucking million dollars, but it doesn't
seem to be happening.
You got to manifest it.
Have you?
No, have you done that?
No, have you manifested a?

Jarrod (01:15:41):
million dollars, not a million dollars, not a million
dollars.
But I've manifested like I'vehad days where I just wake up
and I feel like I'm gonna sellshit at the mall.
I'm like I just know today andthen, no shit, I'll sell like
two, three hundred dollars worthof shit that day.
It's fucking cool.
There's a lot of little thingslike that yeah, I don't believe
any of that shit I do I mean,that's good mia khalifa's gonna
walk in through that door miakhalifa's gonna walk in through

(01:16:02):
that door.
No, you got to be realistic, no,no no, no, no, no.

Tim (01:16:05):
I want to manifest a million dollars.

Jarrod (01:16:07):
Okay, start doing it.
All you have to do.
So basically.
So, from what it sounds like,they say that all the timeline
shit, they say that there is atimeline where you actually have
a million dollars, so you haveto find a way to get to that one
or whatever.
So if you believe in it andeverything.
Eventually the timelines willshift to where you're in that
timeline.

Tim (01:16:26):
I've seen Interstellar.
Yeah, how do I get to thebookcase?

Jarrod (01:16:32):
Or start banging on it.
You gotta go out towards Saturn.
There's a wormhole out there.

Tim (01:16:37):
That's hard to get to.
Alright with.
That said, that's the show.
Everyone's like this guy'sfucking weird now.

Jarrod (01:16:43):
So I don't give a fuck what you think.

Tim (01:16:46):
Of course, we're always thankful that Jared can come
last minute to fill in.
We knew that Chad was going tobe out of town and we just chose
not to ask anybody to come.

Jarrod (01:16:55):
Literally.
This morning, javier texted mewhile I was getting my lunch
ready.
He's like hey, do yeah.

Tim (01:17:01):
Jared, he lives down the street, so it's easy.

Jarrod (01:17:03):
I'm always up for being on here.

Tim (01:17:05):
All right, so you can find Jared at Tales from the Fort
podcast.
You can find that on allstreaming platforms.
If you look at him on YouTube,he's also there.
He broadcasts his show onYouTube.
It's a fun time.
Go on there, interact with themwhile they're live.
Sometimes, if you call them outon shit, they'll call you.
That's happened to me once.

(01:17:25):
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Jarrod (01:17:28):
Check out Eduardo's Fantastic stuff.
Closed Monday Tuesday Open 11to 7, wednesday through Sunday
If it's a Cowboys game, come inwearing your Cowboys gear.
I don't know if it's jersey orjust shirt.

Tim (01:17:40):
I heard it's 100% off right 100% plus 85%.
You're going to have to pay alittle bit 15% off.
Yeah, 15% off.

Javier (01:17:48):
Also go to Faded Art for your haircuts.
Yeah, faded Art.

Jarrod (01:17:51):
Barbershop Get looking like your boy.

Tim (01:17:56):
You want to look like January 6th right here You're
the first employee of Eduardo'sright.
I actually am.

Jarrod (01:18:02):
I am the official uh social media manager there.
So any of the videos you see onFacebook, those are all my work
.

Tim (01:18:07):
They've been great.

Jarrod (01:18:08):
I've enjoyed them I've been trying to.
Some days are more like eh, butlike some days I'm like that's
a fucking banger.

Tim (01:18:17):
I've been trying to interact with them as much as I
can Hell.
Yeah, I his little vlog.
You'll probably see us on thereat some point.

Jarrod (01:18:23):
Oh yeah, I want to have.
I want to have all my friendson there.

Tim (01:18:26):
So yeah, we're going to, we're going to get on there and
uh, yeah.
So, anyways, uh, stay good,everybody, I'm, I'm Tim, I'm
here.

Jarrod (01:18:32):
I'm Jared and we are the fucking better.

Tim (01:18:36):
We're saying that Bye.

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