Unpredictable Adventures: Home Births, Joe Exotic, and Dank817's Wild Ride

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What happens when you mix a home birth story with the wild antics of Joe Exotic? You get an episode that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining! We're thrilled to have our buddy Dank817, aka the Big Shark from Too High, back with us in the studio. We kick things off by laughing over memories of our past sessions, including that unforgettable smoky recording incident. Dank opens up about his struggles with confidence in his music career and how the support from his crew is reigniting his passion. Plus, we get real about juggling creative ambitions with the rollercoaster of parenthood and aging.

Ever thought about what it would be like to witness a home birth? We share a candid, humorous perspective that might just change your views on responsibility and family. There's also exciting news in the cannabis world with Too High's upcoming Gas Station Texas event—think live performances and a kickball tournament! Alongside these highlights, we dive into some bizarre and hilarious moments, including Joe Exotic's prison romance and the idea of hosting a Funky Panther rally with a comedian like Shane Gillis.

We wrap things up with a comedic look at specialty underwear and TikTok's weirdest trends. From mushroom coffee to nicotine's nootropic potential, we chat about the quirkiest aspects of modern life. We even throw in a game inspired by The Sopranos, where every gabagool mention or iconic Carmella moment calls for a celebration. With Dank817's infectious energy and our shared love for life's oddities, this episode promises laughs, camaraderie, and plenty of unexpected twists!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Does a penis taste like cotton candy?
Um no, oh man.
If it is, if it tastes like abeef and cheese from Arby's, I'm
fucked Get in here.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
We gotta start the show.
Want another?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
one buddy.
Yeah, I'm down.
Hey, so what?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
What is this?
It's like white people elixir.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's good, though, oh hello everyone and welcome to
the Funky Panther Coming to youfrom Fort Worth, texas.
We have got a hell of a showfor you here on episode 186.
We have got our man the bigshark the man from too high.
Dank817.
Yes, sir, it's been a minutesince we've had you.

(00:42):
You've never been in the newstudio.
Oh no, I haven't bro, it's beena minute.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
since we've had you, You've never been in the new
studio.
Oh no, I haven't right, it'sjust fucking nice as fuck.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Appreciate you.
Hell yeah, I did it all myself.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, you did a good job.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Sit back, relax, enjoy.
Let's get into it.
I'm Chad, I'm Javier, I'm Tim.
We are the Funky Panther.
I like that Dank shows up andhe's like is this where we?
had it last time.
He's like I don't rememberpulling up here.
Well, if you recall and Imentioned this in the first 30,
if you don't already do so makesure you subscribe to our

(01:13):
YouTube channel so you can seeall the crazy shit that we talk
about on the first 30.
But in the first 30, we talkedabout the last time you were on
and miraculously I don't evenknow how it happened but the
video cut out and it cuts backon and then just the room is
full of smoke.
Yes, sir, you know what I mean Itend to do that we probably
should have prepared better anddone it again this time we had a
smoke show we had one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, we did His name's Dank.
We had one of those smokemachines man.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, we did have a smoke machine.
His name is Dank.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, that's my nickname, but we should have
planned for that this time too,goddamn fools, you know you got
the Big Show.
Yeah, dank's wrestling namewould be the Smoke Show, smoke
Show, smoke Show.
Yeah, nice, and just be likethis and smoke.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, for real, that's fucking hilarious so.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Dank, how you been man.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's been a little bit, bro, man hanging out
staying above water um trying tostay creative.
Yeah, yeah, man, that's aboutit staying creative.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Talked about you juggling all the lives.
Right, you're working.
Yeah, your dad man now, yes,sir, you're still doing all the
things with the too high.
Oh yeah, you still, uh, doingmusic and stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, not as much, maybe, yeah you're busy, but
you're still doing it, yeah,just trying to get more back
into music because, um, I don'tknow why, bro, like I had like a
confidence thing with withmusic, out of nowhere.
It just kind of came where Iwas like, oh no people even like
I suck.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, it wasn't that, because it's just damn too it
kind of was.
I'm saying like you get thatmindset, you're, you're just
like because I would.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I it got like it got to the point where I was
recording songs and then I wastelling the producer like hey
brother, this shouldn't evensound good, like I was like you
even like this shit and I waslike I'm gonna just kind of sit
back for a minute.
But then, um, my homie sessionand eric evans kind of was like
you know, like come on, likelet's make some music.
And then, like I made somesongs, like I did, just did a

(03:04):
song with joe for him a feature,so oh yeah, that's pretty cool,
but just trying to get myconfidence back and dropping
music and getting back out therelike how I used to be yeah, did
you happen to?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
you mentioned eric.
Did you happen to go to the uhthing that he was at with?
Um, uh, it's ernie like overthere at low down I didn't get
to make it to that.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I um, I don't remember what the fuck I was
doing, but I just know I didn'tget to make it to that.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I really want to go.
I was curious because I don'tknow if I've seen Eric live
before.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, he goes hard bro yeah, I mean I listen to
some of the music.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Obviously, he's one of your dudes, but I really want
to go.
But after being out all day forArts Goggle, I was like I don't
, I'm just, I'm too old for thatshit.
Like doing all day and night.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I just couldn't do it .

Speaker 2 (03:48):
But I was.
I was pretty bummed, I wantedto go real bad.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, yeah, same bro.
I didn't get to make it out, Ididn't even get to go.
Who knows, it happens.
It happens, bro.
Sometimes you forget where yougo.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
For us, it's that age , you know, we were like my
knees hurt or like you know, I'msleepy.
I want to take a nap.
I didn't get drunk.
I wish I would have gottendrunk.
I was taking care of a cat, butyou know that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's not bad not to just not to the studio.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh wait, now you can't do that, it's too smoky.
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say Ican't do.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I'm like a response.
I'm uh.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
My girlfriend says I'm like a hover dad yeah but
sometimes I wonder, though, likeyou see parents, I go to some
of these music festivals andstuff and you'll see um parents
like they're trying to show,like look, we could, we can
still do it yeah we can still doit.
And then by the end of thenight like you see those same
parents and they're just likebut it's a lot fucking done, and

(04:59):
like they have the kid withthem and like I can, I can see
it in their face.
They're like blaming this childyeah for ruining all their yeah
for ruining their life, that'swhat's happened.
I could see it.
You get like and you and I'velooked.
Man, I've looked in some ofthese guys eyes like the you
know the dads.
I've looked at them, they'velooked at me, they made eye
contact and we talked.
We talked through our eyes andhe's like straight up like I

(05:23):
don't't know what I did.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Bro, that's how I am every time I go to the grocery
store.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
You see somebody I'm like.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I feel you brother.
But, no, I get it, bro, becausewhen we first started taking
the baby even the older kid itwas kind of more of like fuck,
why do we do this?
But once you kind of get it in,get used to it.
Because you still got to keepin mind.
They have a schedule that theyfollow.
So, right, as long as youfollow the schedule, I feel like

(05:51):
you're good, because the lastfew times we went out with the
baby she's been asleep, so youknow perfect.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I ran into a friend um at arts goggle a few years
ago and he he had just had a kidand he's you know, they're
pushing their baby through thereand he's like you want to see
the best thing about having akid.
And I was like no, yeah, sure.
And he like lifts up the backof the stroller and he's got a
cooler back there with hisdrinks.
He's like nobody ever looks inthe stroller.

(06:19):
Yeah, it's basically like awagon you can always be carrying
.
You know what I mean, except yougot your kid in there, so no
one gives a shit.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Bro, last Saturday the bottom of our stroller was a
box of Michelobes and afour-pack from Martin House.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
See, it works.
Maybe having kids is worth it,for that Maybe it's not that bad
.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Nah, you're going to lose some sleep, that's bad for
me.
You're definitely going to losesome sleep, man.
And then you're going to starthearing crying out of nowhere.
Bro, that shit's crazy.
I'd be hearing babies crying.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'd be like where's my baby?
Like there's nothing no.
Nobody was crying.
I hear phantom phone vibrations.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Nah, it's just like a thing, bro.
I don't know, that's weird.
I think they call it a phantomcry.
You just be hearing shit, butit's not really nothing.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I saw on an episode of the Office where Pam comes
back to the Office and Kevinhears, like I heard, if you cry
in front of a mother she startslactating.
And then he goes up to Pam'stitties and he's like wah, wah,
wah.
And she's like, oh, what thefuck?
You know, like you know, shewent lactating.
But I guess another baby criedat the end of the episode.

(07:31):
She started like lactating.
So is that true?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
You know, I didn't ask and I didn't experience that
.
To be honest, but I mean.
I did experience like random.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Like she would show me like yeah, it was weird.
I don't think dank's goingaround crying at tits.
No, I wasn't.
It's a weird thing to ask,javier.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, it was a real weird thing, I don't know where
it came from.
I had like a whole bro becauseI watched the baby come out,
like I was like, oh really, likeI was like with the doctor,
like she was like catch her.
I was like, oh my I, I was likeyou're like a baseball mitt or
what no, I was more of kind oflike like a tony hernandez
coming off the blind, you knowwhat I'm saying.

(08:11):
No, it was just weird.
So that like I was kind of likeon the side, like if this was
like the coochie.
Yeah, I was like on the sideand then the doctor was like
right here, but I was likehelping the, my girl and the
doctor at the same time and andthe baby came out bro.
It was like she came out likethat and then in my head I was
like what the fuck?

(08:32):
And then, like it kind of wentback in.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
She's trying to get a look and she's like nah, I'm
good.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
To the top, like right here I'm going back in,
and she was like get ready, dad.
And then she pushed and thatbaby just was like, and I was
like oh my god.
And then I was like what thefuck?
And then the umbilical cord bro, I'll never forget this shit.
This shit was warm on myfucking leg.
It's a beautiful thing it was,but it was like crazy to me

(08:59):
because after I was like bro,like what the fuck?
And then we just went homeafter like like right after we
went home.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
How long did it take before you started crying?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I didn't cry.
I'm not a crier, I'm a man.
No, but I didn't cry, bro.
I just was more of like damn,like what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
We just had a fucking baby.
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Just the way you put it, you're like huh Because you
know, Even then, like I didn'tplan on getting high, but then
my girl.
So look, I'm about to tell youwhat happened.
We were supposed to have awater birth Right and my girl
was in the the bathtub Doing herthing and she was like Quit
fucking staring at me, go hityour pen.
And I was like okay, and I tookoff running.
I went to go hit the pin but Iwas hitting that hole like

(09:45):
harder than you're supposed tohit a fucking THC pin.
I came back in all cool calm andI'm like, yeah, I'm ready for
this shit.
I remember hearing fucking GHerbo playing on the speaker.
I was like let's get this shitgoing.
Then it got to going.
I was like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Wow, so you did that on purpose.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
You inhaled that like I need to.
I need to hit that.
I went and hit that bitch likea couple more times, probably
like five to six.
I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Every time I was told to go, I did it makes sense
because you were chill, calm,collected, present, cool, yeah,
through it all yeah, I didn't, Ididn't like go.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I wanted to.
A couple times I want to belike what the fuck?
Because I better.
You see some shit when you'redown there and I feel like I was
in the war, bro.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I feel like I was in World War 2.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
You see some shit Down there, in them trenches, oh
my god dude, you got more Moreheart than I do, cause I think I
would've been Like playingPlaystation In the waiting room.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
There was no TV.
There was no TV like kind ofcrazy to, because you know it
happened so fast.
Like I said, we literally wentback home after they gave us
like a little meal you know, butwe know we left but we had a
like a home birth at a birthingcenter, like we didn't go to the
doctor okay, got it yeah.
So it was a bit different for mefrom my first kid.

(10:59):
Like this shit crazy.
I'll never forget that shit,bro.
That shit was like bro coochiesbe opening the fuck up.
I don't know, bro.
I had a.
I got a different respect forwomen after and they fuck my
music up, bro.
I can't rap about hoes and shit.
No more, man, because nowyou're like.

(11:19):
You know what I respect.
You can't rap about thesebitches, and I seen somebody
have a baby and it's like, bro,y'all be fucking giving life.
yeah, yeah, yeah, like what thefuck?
Respect, you Can't rap aboutthese bitches.
And I seen somebody have a babyand it's like, bro, y'all be
fucking given life.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like what the fuck Do you lookat everything a little bit
different now.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cause you know I can't,
you can't be doing out, you know, or even just like fucking up
and just leaving.
It's like where you got likekids, like you just got a
responsibility, you know yeah,yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
So another.
You got one.
Are you confident you're like Ican go for another one?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
yeah, yeah, man.
Um, honestly, if I'm gonna behonest, I I could go for like
three more okay, but I'm notright now.
I'm not.
I'm not, I'm not willing togamble because I want three more
.
I want them to be boys, cause Igrew up in a house full of
girls.
I only got one brother, but Igot four sisters.
I don't think I can do it againLike another house full of
girls.

(12:12):
I don't think I can.
Yeah, I'll try, but not rightnow.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Dude, I'll tell you.
You said they, they give life.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, it's crazy you all you do is just and they take
care of the rest.
It's like you know, it's crazy,it's wild, yeah that shit's
fucking crazy, bro.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Like what if we were like seahorses though?
Oh yeah, that would be fuckingfunny the dudes you know we had
to carry just shitting out abunch of.
I don't think we could handlethat.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
but you know, at one point in time I thought my
girlfriend was gonna die yeah, Iswear to because she was like I
can't do this no more.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
And I was like Did she do it like all natural and
shit or what?
Yeah, all natural and I waslike.
Nah.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Dude, I just remember telling her.
I was like are you good she's?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
a boss.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I'd be willing to hold the or something, or
something.
Nice.
Yeah, that's real nice.
I don't know, texas day, brazil, I mean god for sure I'll take
that one yeah, it was crazy, bro, like shout out to her, but
shout out to women too, justbecause that's crazy.
They be having babies.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
They be having babies dude shout out to women that
don't take epidurals like I mean, that's wild, god damn.
Or just take it.
You know I gotta be numb.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I'd have to be numb.
I'd have to be numb, I'd haveto have no feeling.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I went through the whole getting my hand squeezed
thing.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Or squizzed.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Squizzed.
That's not a word I heard thatword before.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Squizzed, squizzed.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
That's a squish, I could have thought.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I heard that word somewhere.
That can't be right.
I could have thought I heardthat word, that can't be right.
Jamie, can you look that up?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
shout out to Vanya.
She said she did it natural forboth her kids.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
So she also said you forgot the last part.
It's like death.
Yeah, you're crazy.
You forgot the last part.
Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Like I said, I was watching everything.
I seen everything up close andpersonal, like I had meta
goggles on.
You know, I'm saying it wasjust like do they got that?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
do they got that app on the metal?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know why don't you look and see?
I'm gonna check.
I bet you can watch a youtubevideo and like it looks like
it's no.
Thank you, I feel like I didn'tblink the whole time.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
It's right up there like I couldn't yeah, that's how
I felt and then you know, afterwe went home like I said, after
we went home directly, I justremember I was like what the
fuck just happened like what thefuck do you think that?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
that's because of how many times you hit the pin and
it made you like kind of in thator do you think you'd be like,
if you were, if you were totallysober, do you think you'd be
saying the same thing?
Yeah, bro it was.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
It was like I think the pin just really enhanced my
like what the fuck?
Meter, because it was like if Iwas sober I probably wouldn't
have been able to handle some ofthat shit yeah, I can, I can
believe that when I was like hi,it was kind of like, okay,
gross, but I can't move.
You know, I'm like helping, andthen it's like I'm right here

(15:01):
already and like stuff's gettingon me and I'm like, and then
you know what was nasty?
Like the nastier part the ladykept.
She showed me like the placenta.
Oh yeah, bro, that shit waslike fucking it's wild like a
jellyfish.
I can't even think of the movieI watched.
It could have been a spongebobepisode where he had a
flashlight and he flashed likesome type of nasty shit on top.

(15:23):
It was just like nasty lookingand it smelled weird.
But you know what was crazy?
you know those cost a lot, yeahyeah, placentas, yeah and the
lady asked us if we wanted tokeep it, and I just was like,
maybe we want to sell it, didyou?
No, I didn't want nothing to dowith that.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
That's, uh, that's uh , you, they dry it out right and
they eat it.
Put it in pills, put in pillsor stuff, yeah, for their hair.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
For their hair.
It's apparently like Reallygood for your body, it's got
like stem cells and all thatstuff in it.
Yeah, smells weird.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Just don't tell me you did it Like I, just the
thought of that yeah.
I'm not gonna do it.
I mean, I would never do that.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
I mean, I probably would If you didn't tell shit's
tough, like fucking, it's likeleather man yeah, like rubber,
like rubber leather.
Yeah, it's weird rubber leather.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, they gave me some scissors, I've delivered,
uh, I've delivered one.
I've delivered one baby it'sreal warm, that was enough we
got, we got a toilet baby too,and and that one was already
delivered, so toilet, baby yeah,sometimes people think that
they're.
They don't know they're havinga baby and comes out in the
toilet.
It happens.
Yeah, I delivered one.
That was enough for me.
I was like I don't need to dothis ever again Baby talk, baby

(16:29):
talk, All right let's pivot,shall we?
You're wearing Too High merch.
Yes, sir, tell us, before weget into the upcoming event,
what is Too High.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Too High.
You know it's just a cannabisclub cannabis lifestyle.
You just a cannabis clubcannabis lifestyle.
You know, we're just a movementgroup of people all enjoying
the flower.
We just meet up and have fun.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Who all are a part of Too High.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
So it's me Big Dank, big Shark the CEO, my boy Kinky
K, the other CEO.
You know we kind of half andhalf.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
He's the one having all the parties, though, so we
kind of half and half.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
He's the one having all the parties, though man
fucking Kinky's the one downthere turning up right now, but
I haven't been to none of theparties.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I mean, that's a hell of a drive.
What is that like?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
seven or eight hours, something like that I used to
go before I was involved in allthis I'm in now.
I used to go all the timeInvolved For real bro.
I situations now it's like shit.
I used to go to south podgerall the time and turn up.
You know we used to have showsand it's just popping down there
too high.
It's popping down there.
We got brand ambassadors um, Iain't even gonna lie, I don't

(17:32):
know their names because they'refrom down there.
You know it's more of like a Idon't, I try to keep up but shit
with too high kind of movingreal fast.
So but yeah, we got brandambassadors.
Man, this shit moving, thisshit jumping right now hell yeah
, y'all still doing the themagazine yeah, we got the
magazine.
We just started a?
Um instagram page for that.
Um, I'm pretty sure it's calledtoo high magazine.

(17:52):
I'm not really ceo yeah, it'skind of kinky started kinky.
Uh, it's kind of more of akinky thing like this kinky shit
.
I don't really keep up withkinky, he kind of do his own
thing.
But yeah, the magazine is goinggood.
I know I've been trying to lookfor like actual like, to get it
actually printed up and going,but it's kind of a task Right

(18:14):
now.
It's all online, right?
Yeah, everything's strictlyonline on TooHotTexascom.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Hell yeah, I think we're on like issue three four
nice maybe even five?
No, I'm not really sure yeah,so this past year.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
So I went to.
I've been to a couple of yourevents, but the one I remember
was the one with the, the tacotruck and everything like that,
yeah, that shit was fun.
I had a great time, um, andthen I was like man, I can't
wait till the next one, and Ifeel like it's just been like a
dozen down near south lauderdalethey've just all been down
there.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Um, like I said, kinky been down there turning up
bro, they just um, they had theoriginal, the first tiny sesh
which we're doing, the tiny seshtwo here in fort worth.
Um, we had the too high arcadedown there, yeah, um, all the
pop-ups have been down there,which that's what we've been
doing a lot of pop-ups downthere.
um, I just haven't had really nofree time really to do anything
up here, but I got got some now, so we're going to do it.

(19:05):
That's why we're doing theevent.
And yeah, bro, I'm just reallytrying to do more up here
because at first our firstcouple events were like I said,
they were up here, but man, it'sjust, you know, you got to feed
the crowd and the crowd wasdown there.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I feel you, so what can you tell us about the
upcoming event?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh, that shit's going to be lit bruh.
It's called the Gas StationTexas.
It's a new THC, aids, cbd, likeone of those legal dispensaries
.
Yeah, it's on fucking November16th.
It's kind of like the tiny sesh, like tiny desk, but no desk,
just straight sesh.
You know what I'm saying.

(19:43):
But yeah, it's free.
It's a free show, pretty much.
We got trustee low um slug dlow and north, just three
artists um session djing, whatthe fuck else?
Oh, oh, we also have a it'scalled proud.
We have like a proud to paything, so we are selling tickets
as well.
But it's just all profit goesstraight to the artist um it's
30, which you get access to.

(20:05):
We'll have a smoke lounge foryou to watch the show at, out of
pretty much Comfortable couchesTV, air conditioner, all that
nice shit.
You get free beer.
Martin House sponsored theevent.
So that was cool, fucking AHell.
Yeah, shout out to Martin House, dude.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Martin House is the shit they sponsor, all the cool
shit.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
You know what they really the fuck are and you know
what's crazy Martin House islike even them sponsoring events
.
They have fucking good ass,fucking beer.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
So it's kind of like man dang Shout out to those guys
.
I'm glad I knew them.
Glad they helped out.
Are you still doing thekickball man?
And you know what we, what wejust talked about doing that the
other day.
Um, so I guess I could tell ithere.
I'm sure foe will probably kindof who cares?
You know, we talked about thatshit.
Yeah, uh, kind of doing it moreof tournament style because we

(20:54):
didn't really want to do liketoo high versus full step go
again yeah um, which the peopleI know.
I talked to the dudes up atsanto's tacos.
They were down to play and Iwas telling fall like, maybe we
can find some more people to getmore teams, like you know and
maybe make a whole day out of it.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
So that's yeah, yeah, like you said, a whole
tournament format if somebodyget a too high trophy yeah,
because you know, when we hadthe last one, um it went, it
went good.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Honestly, we had it like real, legit, like it was up
in a actual field man.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I heard there was a bunch of cheating allegations
man, let me tell you somethingabout them bro we was whooping,
I guess they would say we wascheating because we was winning.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
So I don't really know see how we was cheating.
If we was winning, why do wehave to cheat?
It wasn't no fucking hard game.
Hey, if you ain't cheating, youain't winning.
I mean, you ain't cheating, youain't trying, that's right.
But if we didn't have to cheatbecause we was already up before
, like we took the break, it waslike fucking 15 to 0 man see
someone just say you're justplaying hard, that's all it is,
yeah but no, it was cool, bro.

(21:54):
We had a halftime show.
Yeah, we had a band, damn, Idon't even want to lie who it
was, I don't even remember whatthose, those boys were there,
right?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I want to say, yeah, they were there, right.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
I want to say yeah, they were there.
Yeah, Jose, Did he play on theteam?
I saw Grizzly played on theteam.
If that's his real name it'sJose.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
His legal name's Grizzly.
Saw them at TX Whiskey.
I forgot about that Fridaynight for Grizzly's birthday.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
You know, I went and then at the door they was like
we're not selling tickets, nomore.
No, uh, swear to god a tx.
And then I was behind somebodythey sold a ticket to
motherfucker first off you don'thave to buy a ticket, you just
go straight to the bar.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I did that shit.
I went around for jesus when heperformed yeah I went right
around.
I didn't even know where I wassupposed to go.
They're like, yeah, go overhere.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I'm like okay, and I went the opposite way and I just
walked in well, it was packedbecause they were doing the they
were doing like a screening orscreening whatever they had.
Hocus Pocus on, and so they hada lot of people in the back.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Oh, all the white moms were over there, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
But I just now walked up and they was like what are
you here for?
And I was like, oh, it's myhomie's birthday.
And they was like you got aticket.
And I was like cannot buy one.
And they I was like hearing theperson in front of me and she's
like, yeah, I just sent it, youknow like we're not selling
tickets, no more.
But it was like I wasn't reallytripping because I was like I'm

(23:12):
not, it's seven streets likeI'd rather not be here anyway.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, but yeah it happened like hey, this racism
is still out about, huh wow,that's crazy but you know what?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I didn't even look at it as racism, I just look at it
as, like you know what?
I didn't even look at it asracism.
I just look at it as like youknow what Wait you were at TX.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Whiskey.
I went the golf course, or didyou go to Texas Republic?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
No, texas Whiskey.
Okay, you said 7th Street.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I'm like this isn't on 7th Street.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
No wait, tx Whiskey.
I just not went and theywouldn't let me in, because I
was even talking to fucking Juan.
Yeah, because he's like bro,I'm sorry, you're like, I don't
know.
He's like I'm right here at thegate and I was like bro.
They ain't letting me in.
Oh, that sucks.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Man, I'm sorry.
Well, it was pretty lame, ifyou're not.
I mean it wasn't lame becauseof the weather was nice, it's a
nice patio, but it wasn't likehe was getting crazy or anything
like that.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, like I said, I wasn't really tripping either.
I went and got food after Nice.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
All right, I want to bring up something real quick.
Okay, so we kind of hinted atit earlier today, earlier this
morning.
I feel like we've been here forall day, use your words.
We hinted on it during thefirst 30, but I stopped Javier
and he wanted to basically sendflowers to Joe Exotic.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I almost said Exotic Joe.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Joe Exotic, that's his other name.
So Joe Exotic is engaged.
What To another inmate at thefederal prison?
Oh boy yeah yeah, joe's been uhjoe, joe's been uh into the
guys busy beaver that joe exotic, yeah, so uh, he got engaged to
um to a latino man.
Yeah, because joe joe has a,joe has a type right, right, you

(25:01):
know.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
So joe speaks spanish if you did not know, yeah, so
if you didn't know.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
So I got a story.
A friend of mine was running a.
They got sent to the prison.
They had to go take a sickperson out of there and Joe
Exotic happened to be there andthe prisoner they were trying to
take out spoke Spanish.
Well, the guy that was going topick him up is Hispanic but
does not speak Spanish.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
And.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Joe made fun of him.
This dude got made fun of byjoe exotic for not speaking
spanish.
That's that, that's fuckingwild, that's awesome.
Um, anyways, yeah, so uh, ifyou don't know, joe exotic is
the tiger king right, so righthe is uh, he is engaged to jorge
marquez mendez.
What says jokes?

(25:43):
I Joe Exotic.
Meet Jorge Marquez.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Is what this says.
He is 33.
He is so amazing and he's fromMexico.
Now the quest of gettingmarried in prison and getting
him asylum, or we be leavingAmerica when we both get out.
Either way, I wish I would havemet him long ago.
What is he in jail for?
So Joe Exotic's in jail.
I don't know what he's in jailfor, but Joe Exotic's in jail

(26:09):
for a murder for hire.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
How long do you go to jail for?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
that he's got 21 years.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Maybe you should get less.
I think, so he ain't really doit.
That's the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
He's saying that he actually wasn't trying to hire
anybody, but he tried to hire.
He told an FBI agent he wastrying to hire.
He wasn't hiring him.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
so Okay, so I do have news on why the other guy was
in jail.
Okay, immigration issues.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Oh Well, he shouldn't be in jail.
He shouldn't be.
Could have thought of that heshould just be thrown back
across the border.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah, why did they?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
just do that.
Why did they just do?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
that I mean, don't put him in jail.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Poor guy, just throw him over like in a catapult,
that's what happened, though?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
right, I thought they .
I thought that's how they gethim back.
Is that not how they do it?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
It's all catapult Launch over illegal.
They just sent you as.
Yeah, I think they kept him injail.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
So you just launch them like launch them in a
catapult you land into the, thereal, grand and I know somebody
who was almost got deported backto africa, even though they
were from france.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
No, yeah, what is my.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
That's a round of okay, wait a second.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Almost went back to africa, even though they're for
france, but they're gettingdeported regardless my, yeah, my
cousin, cousin's baby daddy isfrom France, but I guess on his
birth certificate, or whatever,it says Africa or whatever.
And they were going to send himback to Africa and he ain't
never been there.
That's wild.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
No, no, no, send me back home.
France is okay, but I don'tknow, I don't want to go there.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
I mean, I'm sure he probably lived there when he was
younger and all that shit, butI just thought it was crazy like
damn they're gonna send you toafrica.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
A majority of the french national soccer team is
actually they're from, I thoughtyou was a french, nigga.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
No you was african oh fuck what was that on?
I don't know that was onsomething I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I thought I just made that no, I heard that somewhere
.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
No, you never heard of.
Yes, I did.
If that, if I did.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I didn't mean to steal it, I thought I just made
that up.
No, I heard that somewhere.
No, you never heard it before.
Yes, I did.
If I did, I didn't mean tosteal it, I thought I just made
it up.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
So also on this whole celebrity thing, Trump just had
a rally.
Have you seen that shit?
So Trump's opener was TonyHitchcliffe.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Kill Tony, kill Tony.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Shout out to Kill Tony man.
So did nobody vet Tony Becausewhat he did like I listened to
the whole thing.
Did y'all end up watching thewhole?

Speaker 4 (28:31):
thing, I listened to it.
So I ended up listening to itthis morning.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
It was fucking funny.
I don't think it was funny.
I think it was right up hisalley.
He's a roast comedian, right he?
Right, he roasted everyone.
Why would you have a roastcomedian open up?
He's like he.
He followed the national anthem.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Does that seem like a thing to do?
Trump been on the run, thoughhe was just on joe rogan and I
think he was even on theo vonspodcast he was on the nose
everywhere.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
He wasn't there with the nut boys he was with that
andrew schultz.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
He was with andrew schultz, oh yeah, and he's
supposed to be on the main, thegod too, he's supposed to be on
with us next weekz he was withAndrew Schultz, oh yeah, and
he's supposed to be onCharlemagne the God too.
He's supposed to be on with usnext week.
Was he with Charlemagne the God?
Because?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
that's Andrew Schultz and Charlemagne the God have a
podcast together, right but hewas with another dude.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
It was him and another white dude, but I don't
think it was with him andCharlemagne I know charlemagne.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I think she did his show so joe rogue was trying to
get kamala on uh, but she didn'tlike a tight schedule or
something.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, made it difficult, trump made time hey,
but I'll tell you what theentire state of puerto rico.
They want to kill thatmotherfucker all right, so he
killed tony.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
They want to kill him , so here's.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I've got some clips I'm gonna play real quick, even
people that Nicky Jam, all thosereggaeton people that were
going for Trump.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
They're like, yeah, we ain't about that, no more are
you going to play the clip, orshould I tell the joke real
quick?
I'm going to play the clip realquick.
The kill Tony one yeah okay, solet me pull that up.
I'm just going to do it overhere.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
A political rally and you're doing jokes like you're
in a comedy club.
It doesn't, you can't.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Don't do it.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I don't know if you guys know this, but there's
literally a floating island ofgarbage in the middle of the
ocean right now.
Yeah, I think it's calledPuerto.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Rico.
I'm going to tell you, thatjoke kills at comedy clubs.
I don't like the joke kills atcomedy clubs.
I don't like the joke, it kills.
And I said to him I don't.
It's just like if you're puertorican and you hear that in the
audience, like oh, it's a funnyjoke, the joke does well.
But I said to him I go, dude,that's the one's gonna get you
stabbed a political route.
Yeah, so that was the one thatlike really hurt him the I don't
even want to kill.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I can't, I can't no, can I repeat?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
can I repeat what he said?
Yeah, for sure.
Okay, I'm gonna repeat what hesaid.
So did you see the part?
There was a?
There was apparently a blackguy sitting down like close
wearing a hat, like a weird hat,and he's like look at the hat
that he's wearing.
Whatever he's like, no, that'smy friend.
We uh had a halloween party.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
We carved watermelons together and I was just like,
oh, my god, that's what killtony does, right, I know, I know
just not at a political rallyNot at a political rally, but
that's the thing.
There is Kill Tony.
That's like if they invitedOrlando Brown and he started
doing some weird shit up there,and it's like what the fuck did
y'all expect?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I know, I'm just saying whoever booked him made a
huge mistake.
Yeah, that was just a poorjudgment.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
And If they invited Jeff Ross, there would have been
no difference.
Like Kill, Tony did what he gotpaid to do, Exactly no.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I agree.
I don't think that anyoneshould cancel him.
So Trump's been going, he's notgoing to get canceled.
He might have a little shit fora little while, but he's not
going to cancel.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I don't even think he can.
But Trump came out and saidsomething you can't give Kill
Tony.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
No shit, somebody said there was a comedian, that
or something, and I have no ideawho it was, never saw him,
never heard of him and don'twant to hear of him, but I have
no idea.
They put a comedian in whicheverybody does.
You throw comedians in, youdon't vet them and go crazy.
It's nobody's fault, butsomebody said some bad things.
Now what they've done is taken.

(31:58):
Somebody that has nothing to dowith the party, has nothing to
do with us, said something andthey try and make a big deal,
but I don't know who it is.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I don't even know who put him in.
I mean, listen, I don't want toget all political, even though
like election's right around thecorner, but like he never takes
responsibility for fuckinganything, it's your rally.
I want to know who signed himto come to Madison Square Garden
.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
I, who signed them to come to Madison Square Garden.
I want to know.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Because you know that person.
I'm sure Trump has fired thatperson off the campaign.
Listen, if we ever got bigenough where we had a Funky
Panther event.
You better fucking believewe're going to know who's
involved and what's going tohappen.
Okay, I want to know whatcomedian would you want opening
up for our Funky Panther?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
rally Funky Panther.
Yeah, funky Panther, rallyFunky Panther.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, funky Panther rally.
Yeah, it's been a while sincewe got each other on a mishap.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
There's going to be some dude named Cletus
Cousinfucker, and he's going tobe like all right guys.
Hal Hitcher, Hal Hitler.
Oh my God, Don't forget to tipyour waitresses.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
No, that's the comedian you want.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
I mean, I would laugh .

Speaker 2 (33:05):
What comedian, same what comedian.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
But what?
No, legitimately, like apolitical thing, are we running
for office as the funky panther?
But I mean, I think you gottabe.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
The three of us are running for president at the
same time like I think there'ssome really good comedians that
don't do the shit that tonyhenscliff does if dave chappelle
would have said that, nobodywould have bro kill tony.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I watch kill tony every fucking monday, bro, it's
great.
I like Kill Tony because I likeme personally.
I like whenever comedians itdon't matter their race, they
just going to say whatever theywant, right.
And I like when Kill Tony makefun of black people because it's
like, bro, you fucking youfunny as hell for that shit,
because you know what, and youcan see the people in the

(33:40):
background laughing andeverything.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Like it's Kill, I'm gonna ask you this real quick
because I I truly believe this.
I think you've got two.
If you're gonna bring in raceinto into comedy, right, it's
either out of a place of hate orlove oh right and you can tell.
I think you can tell and likewhenever I watch tony, I think
it's it's out of a place of love, like he's just roast, like
it's just like two friends roasteach other right it's not like

(34:03):
kramer you know what I mean,like the very two different
things.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, because I can watch some like facebook clip of
some random white dude doingcomedy and he's saying some
racist shit.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
It's like yeah, but like you listen to the
conversation that that tony'shaving with you, know the
individual on the stage and butthen you go back and, like for
context, you listen to everyinteraction he's had with
anybody, right, and it doesn'tmatter what you are?
He's just gonna he's gonna fuckyou up.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
That's what's happening like kill tony, it
don't matter like race andabilities handicaps lack of
abilities yeah give a fuck, bro,he gonna talk and you know what
I like about kill tony.
He'd be bringing up like ifpeople done drugs and they're
like sober, he'd be like.
So tell us about your methaddiction.
You had 20 years ago Like fuckbro.
Remember how good it felt?
No, like literally, I know it'slike bro, this guy's fucking

(34:50):
crazy, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
so I mean whoever got Tony on there fucked up.
There's a lot of fairly cleancomics that could have done like
Pete Holmes not that I'm sayinghe would go do Trump.
Well, you've got to findsomebody who's willing to, or
like Nate Bregazzi or somethinglike that.
I'm sure there's pro-Trump typecomedians that somewhat fit
that realm You've never seen.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Nate Bregazzi.
Is that a white guy?
Yeah, of course it is.
Let me tell you something, bro.
Well, you know what's crazy?
Me being mixed race, I onlywatch black comedians and
Mexican comedians.
I just can't really get to thewhite dudes but kill tony's.
Funny as fuck to me, but Idon't know.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I like uh, now motherfucker, yeah, but you know
what I like.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
That one dude, uh, I think his name is chris de
stefano.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's the name, yeah is that his like
name, yeah yeah

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I like him but.
And then, when he like to allthese other dudes that come on
to kill tony, I'm like who thefuck?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
is this white guy?
But?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
apparently they're like famous and shit, but I was
like who the?

Speaker 4 (35:44):
fuck is this rocket?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
man was on one of them, though.
Oh yeah, I think his name waslike casey rocket.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, no um the actor that was in how
high oh, um, you mean a methodman no harlan oh, harlan
williams, yeah, he was on thelast, kill tony harlan's funny
man?
He's yeah, and you know whatthat's.
Kill, tony, is how I figure out.
These white dudes are funnyHarlan.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Williams, like you don't really see.
But who are you going to have?
I'm saying like, okay, here's asetup, right, yeah, so somehow
just the Funky Panther isrunning for president, so the
three of us are going to be thepresident.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Where three collective head makes one body
right.
Okay, three dudes in a trenchcoat, three kids in a trench
coat, yeah, so we're going to bethe president, but what
comedian are you getting to doour rally?
Sure, I mean, I think that ifwe're like going legit and we
want to be strategic and likepolitically correct, then, yeah,
you go with yourself like aNate Bergacci or something like

(36:37):
that, someone that is hilariousbut also knows how to like keep
it tame-ish, because I'm kind ofwith javier, I think louis ck
up there.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Nah, bro, you gotta get shane, gillis yeah, shane
gillis is great that's who Ithink is a funny white guy.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, he's fucking holy I just want him up there
just making the face.
You know the face, that's allhe does.
Have you seen his?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
trump impression yeah , bro top dude on kill tony and
then the guy who plays dr phPhil.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Dr Phil yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Man bro, I don't care what nobody say, kill Tony, put
all these white dudes on Eventhough they've been famous if it
wasn't for Kill Tony, a lot ofpeople wouldn't know about them.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah, I feel like If it wasn't for Joe Rogan, a lot
of people wouldn't know who KillTony was.
No facts, that's true.
Kill tony was through joe roganpodcast.
It's wild.
What else do you have, tim?
That's all I got on those two,but I wanted to ask.
So I keep getting fucked upwith tiktok shop.
Oh, no, timo, what'd you getnow?
So I bought some new underwearand I'm gonna ask you if you, if

(37:35):
, okay, look, that's crazy,here's what.
I didn't buy it on tiktok,though.
I saw it on tiktok shop and Iwas like I'm gonna see if
amazon's got it, because Iwanted it a little bit quicker.
Okay, all right, do you fuckwith the underwear that
separates your?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
shit.
Oh yeah, Wait, what do you mean?
It's got a little pocket downthere.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
They got a little pocket, oh, for your nutsack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I got a new one.
That's not just a pocket foryour nutsack, it's got a hole
for your, for your, for yourstick too.
So your stick goes in onepocket and your nuts are in
another pocket, so you got twopockets going on down here.
Listen, I'll be real with you.
How often are you like you justtwist wrong?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
are they comfortable?
Dude they are so fuckingcomfortable because you know I'm
with you on that.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
You know I'm telling you, you know all of a sudden
you're in one pocket and yougotta like you know how many
times I have to oh no it's notlike that, it's not like that.
David Archie.
We're not even sponsored.
Not sponsored, but David Archieunderwear could be David Archie
, david Archie, look that shitup.
So the ad I said is like pocketunderwear this is for like they
said it's for normal, like ifyou're normal size, you could

(38:39):
probably fit.
This is what got Tim and I waslike, by the way, he says this,
but that was the cell and I waslike I'm normal, I'm normal, I
love you.
But they got different sizes.
Let me try.
No, no, they just got that onesize man and that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
You're like you can't fill it out.
You're like, oh well, fuck ifyou're a bigger guy man you're
not do they have things like islike one of them.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
It looks like a monkey holding a banana.
It's like a little Chiquitabanana and that's what you put
it in.
Or is it like a elephant trunk,but it's just a little bit
shorter than it should be.
No, it's straight up like itlooks like regular underwear,
but inside you've got like ahole and then you've got the
little cup thing down here.
It should be this direction.
It's like a hole.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
You know what that reminds me of?
There was this kid with theChappelle show.
They were showing pictures offamous people and it was I don't
know if you remember in DaveChappelle they had the player
haters ball, yeah, and they hadone.
They were showing celebritiespictures and they showed one of
Rosie O'Donnell's like she lookslike she got underwear.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
So here's the thing, though.
I remember we had aconversation about this one time
do you use the flap in yourunderwear to piss, or do you go
over the top and a lot of peoplego over?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
no one uses the flap, so I've always been a flat.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
I've always been a flap guy, serial killer.
I know you're not wrong.
You have to.
You have to use the flap no oneuses the flap.
No on these you have to becauseyou can't just like, because
now you're having wrong, youhave to use the flap.
No one uses the flap.
No on these.
You have to.
Because you can't just like,because now you're having to
like pull it out of this holeand stuff.
It's weird.
What is there like trap doorsin there?
There's trap doors.
I'm telling you, the wholething, the whole thing's wild.
I don't get it.

(40:17):
I don't get a pot like a.
There's a pocket in a pocket onthis one.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
I'm telling you this one doesn't have what.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
You just call it like a window, like what is a dick
hole?
Well, it doesn't have like.
So, you know, like the normalone, you just like separate it,
right, yeah, this one you gottapull up.
Oh, it's like a, it's like a,it's like the trunk of a car, is
it?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
it like the old timey underwear, like gown, where it
had the square hole in the backfor you to take a shit out of
you undo the button?
Has anyone ever used those inhistory?
Because I feel like if you'regoing to take a shit back there,
you're going to have shit onyour ass and your clothes.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
You would think that would be really popular with the
gay community.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Here's the other thing that's getting me, though.
I saw this and I'm not gonna,I'm not gonna buy it.
I'm not gonna buy it, okay, butman, like, I'm like.
So I'm wearing an adult, I'mwearing a onesie right now oh
yeah I'm wearing a onesie, butit's a dickies it's a dickies
onesie but they've got shortversions of not dickies but like

(41:21):
I've been seeing on tiktok,that was a thing like three or
four years ago the male rompersthey're coming back really, and
I was kind of curious about it,but you know you can't be freaky
nowadays.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Man diddy in jail for being free.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I'm not gonna get him , but like who was it?
Thanks a lot did you ruin, wasit?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
no, you can't be no freak.
No more, tim Was it.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
DJ Envy.
That said, ain't nothing wrongwith being freaky.
He's a freak, yeah, and he'salso under investigation for tax
evasion.
I think he'd be letting hiswoman Tax evasion's.
Okay, though she can dowhatever she wants after what he
did he cheated on her.
He cheated on her.
She can do whatever she wants.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
I don't condone cheating all I'm saying is, like
tiktok's been, they've been ontheir game here lately yeah and
everybody like, for some reasonI guess it's because I've been I
actually watch the videos.
So now I'm in this algorithmthing, yeah, yeah, and I get
stuck in it.
And so now I see all these paidadvertisements for underwears
with dick holes.
Exactly now there's anotherbrand and it looks just like the
same ones.

(42:22):
Like right, that's whathappened.
So you've been seeing a lot ofdick prints.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
They also have that underwear too.
They're like oh yeah, if youdon't feel like you feel you're
mad enough.
My boyfriend wears this thingthat makes his dick look bigger.
What?
Yeah, it's, and it's like weargray shorts with them.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I'm like build a boat what algorithm are you boys on?
I don't know what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I saw this.
I didn't go to penis talk.
I did not go to penis talk.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I didn't either, but I also ended up on cartel talk
and that's if you haven't beenon cartel, talk that shit's wild
yeah, it's kind of becausedifferent algorithms dude I'm
watching this I'm sitting thereflipping through here and all of
a sudden I see this video of,like, there's a white guy flying
a plane and there's a bunch ofhispanic dudes in the plane with
lots of money, yeah, and all ofthem wear a mask and all of

(43:09):
them have jewelry.
Where are they going exactly?
And how I ended up on that,that side of tiktok, I don't
know.
But I've also ended up onprison tiktok too.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Okay, that's I like prison prison tiktok's actually
pretty cool the actual foodcooking prison?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
no, no, they're no, they're like well, I've seen
that, but they're actually inprison making it so like you got
the guy like.
So there's one dude that Iwatched a lot that was like just
making stuff, He'd been in orwhatever, but now he's out and
he's just like acting like he'sin and cooking food.
I think I watched that guy, butI've seen it now.

(43:42):
Where they're actually is likeit's a cell.
They got the metal toilet waterfountain going on and they're
over there like making them boysin the feds, right they're
making real shit.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
They're making food in there and I'm like bachi bro,
you know I have a friend likemy actual friend I went to high
school with.
Is is one of them kind ofpeople.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
He went viral and he's in like the penitentiary
good like fucking d-lock orwhatever, like he was bro, he
posted a video of them likefucking making quesadillas and
shit yeah, you can make a wholelike tv cooking show based off
of just that and we're getting afucking great, and he's just
casually posting it dude I loveit, I love those videos because
they I seen it where.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah they, they make hibachi like they flip the bed
over and off the grates.
They just like heat it up andcook their I learned what a
stinger is.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
That shit's, that shit's crazy.
So they cut like the wire andsplit it up and that's what they
use to heat their water.
So they've got, they got somelike exposed ass wires and
they're just shoving in a cupand heat up the water.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Man hey man, uh, what is it?
Uh, what were you?
Macgyver?
Yeah, macgyver, that shit,right, that's, that's 100, what,
uh?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
what like prison is now?
It's like it's like everybody'smacgyver and some shit in there
.
Yeah, I'm here for it bro, mytiktok.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
All I see is people cooking.
I see funny ass pranks and Ihaven't been on prank tiktok
what the fuck else do I see ontiktok?
I see I watch these like.
I guess like streamers they bebeefing with each other.
I watch a lot of that in 20versus one TikToks.
Oh, I like those it's just hardnot to watch sometimes.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I've been coming across this one streamer.
He's been streaming God of War,playing it, whatever, and the
dude's kind of a hefty guy andhe's got across it.
It says God of Fat equals ban,so I guess people were calling
him God of Fat or whatever.
And so I'm of fat equals ban, soI guess people were calling him
god of fat or whatever, and so,like I'm just watching to see
what people and some of the like, the things that people are

(45:32):
coming up with, the like skirtthat word it's just funny, so
like I saw god of girth.
That was a good one.
Um, there was another onetalking about like how he's like
the god of snacks and justrandom shit.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
I'm like the funniest streamer is this guy named john
breaks bad news oh yeah, I wantto pay someone.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I want to pay him, bro, top three have you?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
what have you seen him?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
no, oh bro, you gotta watch that shit he calls this
is uh john john breaks bad news.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Uh uh, funky, wanted you to know that you're a piece
of shit and that you rely onyour parents too much for their
money and, uh, you need to learnhow to talk to women and also
you have a small dick, yeah, andthe person will be like huh, he
just calls and like breaks badnews afterwards he'd be like
okay, I love you yeah okay loveyou

Speaker 2 (46:23):
the other one of the other.
The other side of tiktok I'vegotten on to as well, is family
court Okay.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Yeah, I'll be watching that shit too.
It's intense bro.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
It gets wild.
So people are like they'regoing for child custody or
whatever, or saying that youneed to pay more child support,
and sometimes that judge is likewhat do you mean he needs to
pay more child support?
He's covering all like theirinsurance.
They're doing all this and allthat.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
In fact, I'm actually gonna reduce this and I'm like
damn yeah, they do shit likethat or they'll like matter of
fact, I'm gonna make you payyeah it's.
Yeah, yeah, I watched it.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
You gotta get I know you don't do the tiktok that
much.
Yeah, no, I don't.
But you know, last week we weretalking about like ads and
things like that that get youand one got me recently.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Was it a beeria bomb?
No, was it get blitzed?
It got me those Get blitzed.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
That one gets me every time I've been reposting.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
I've been reposting them.
We've all played the game,we've all had a good time.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
We've all got you missed.
You missed the mark on that one.
Fuck watch football get blitzed.
No, so there was uh and I knowI'm late to the game here
because they've been doing thisfor a while.
I just not been interested dickholes under your underwear.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
No, uh, the mushroom coffee.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh, the mud, are you doing?
Mud it was one called overdoseor something under dose,
something no-transcript, but Iwas like, but it was a really
cool imagery and I'm like, okay,you got my attention Until I
clicked on it just to see whatit was, because I was actually
curious if it actually hadcaffeine, because it mentioned
coffee and it's like, yeah, ithas coffee, it's got mushrooms,
it's got all this differentstuff.

(48:02):
Keeps you like your stomachgood, but it also still has
caffeine.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I'm like, oh cool, and so I like left it, and then
all of a sudden to your pointearlier, like I started getting
like mud, and like there's 12other brands that are all doing
the same fucking thing.
How could they sell that,though, if mushrooms are illegal
, but it's?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
not like those mushrooms.
No, not those mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Like linesman and shit like that.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah like the mushrooms that like enhance your
mood your, your brain, your gutaren't those still illegal?
No, those are the really, thoseare the non illegal, those are
normal mushrooms you get thoseat the fucking store they don't
make you they don't get you high, though they don't like right
none of this gets you high.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
That's called brain power, right?
How about hornswoggle?
You know what?
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
The wrestler, the midget leprechaun yeah and like,
since all these ads came up,I'm like, alright, you know what
?
I'm gonna go back to the OG.
That made me click the firsttime.
So I went on Amazon and got mesome whatever the dose thing was
alright and I got it today, soI'm gonna check it out tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
I'll come back next week.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I wanna know.
I'll let you know how it was.
What is it?
Brain power?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
so I've seen.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
I've seen the mud like so it's.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
It's like got cacao, so it has like a chocolate taste
.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Yeah, it's got water.
No, for real that's called mudwater.
But hey, hold up, is flintmichigan's water still it's
still fucked up is it really?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I don't mean to laugh , but like, yeah, flint michigan
, hold up.
I thought obama said he wasgonna fix it.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
How long has it been?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Years.
Actually Is it more than five.
Yeah, that's more than five.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
There was a.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Holy shit.
There was a documentary whereEveryday Dose I was listening to
a Freddie Gibbs song and hesaid his cousin was still sick
from drinking the Flint waterand I was like no fucking way.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
This shit's still like that.
Shout out to flint everydaydose, so it's called everyday.
It's got coffee, mushrooms,collagen, protein and nootropics
collagen.
Yeah, yeah, you know nicotine'sa nootropic right no it is
nicotine, like teen, yeah it'scrazy how like nicotine is now
good for you, dude.
Okay, so nicotine has alwaysbeen um nicotine.
Nicotine's good for you and Ithink everybody should be on
nicotine, is it really?
Yes, it's just addictive.

(50:09):
So they're trying to figure outhow to make it not addictive.
I'm into stuff like that umaddictive stuff.
So here's what they figured outthey found out that actually it
helps, uh, preserve the brainand actually help uh, but people
with dementia and alzheimer'shell yeah but they're trying to
figure out how to make it like.
How do we make it like notaddictive, right, and also not
make me like go crazy afterabout 10 minutes?
Yeah, you just have to, youhave to just keep doing it.

(50:31):
Oh, but I'm I'm gonna tell you,I think, and I tell everybody
this like, if you're gonna donicotine, you should be doing
like zins or any of those.
Like, yeah, straight nicotinepack, it's just nicotine salt
and whatever full flavor thing.
It's two things and that's it.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
That shit make you feel some kind of way or
something it can make you?
I mean, if you don't smoke ordon't, I ain't ever smoked a
cigarette, yeah, I don't and hegave me one.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
I popped it in I was like, oh, I'm good, this is nice
, this is cool.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
And then all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I was zooming, it will make you I ain from Costco.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Zip Fizz is pretty good, I don't even drink energy
drinks.
What the fuck is Zip Fizz?
You might not need it.
Don't touch any nicotine.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
I don't want to Probably stay away from it.
That's why I'm a littleconfused.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
It's the opposite of what you're trying to go for.
Yeah, it's going to make yourhead spin and you're going to
feel weird.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah, I feel you don't want none of this, do you?
That movie's fucking crazy Dudeit makes you happy.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
It makes everything so much fun.
Food tastes better.
You don't want anything to dowith this.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
You don't want any of this I like when he was like I
think I would like some of thatcocaine, like bro, who the fuck
says it like that?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
It's so good, it's such a good movie.
Yeah, I will say this.
So the first this happened.
I saw this like maybe 25 yearsago, 25 years ago or so, at the
Grand Plaza, not the Grand Plaza.
At the, there used to be abazaar.
I'm not sure if it's stillthere.
It probably is the LancasterBazaar, not the Lancaster Bazaar
over there off of, over thereby a seminary, over there by

(52:02):
Hemphill, I don't know, it'sover there in the south side,
over there by two bucks liquor,um, but they it was like a
little bizarre.
It was an indoor bazaar andthey had like sexy lingerie
underwear and it was an elephantmesh underwear where obviously
the trunk was like long mesh,that's what I was trying to say
earlier, and it had ears on theedge, like here on the ends nice
, but I didn't see nothing onthe balls, so maybe I mean I was

(52:25):
like, oh, I've seen that before.
But I was like, how do you fit,how, how much meat you got to
get in there?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
they just stay hanging low.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
But I was like this guy's fucking crazy but that was
that was when I was zoomed inso you could see it okay.
Is it the dick hole underwear?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
yeah, this is a dick hole.
So you, you've got yourunderwear, you've got a real
nice butt.
Uh, you've got just a tinypocket for the goods and then
just a straight up hole.
That's just a.
That seems like an awkward mixfor me.
It does seem awkward, and I was.
I was concerned about it I'mgonna tell you I was concerned
about it, but after wearing it,number one, it puts everything

(53:05):
just away from your body and I'mas a as a if you don't deal
with the, the, that those typeof parts you don't know.
Oh, I see the quick access fly,but it like, uh, sometimes
stuff sticks to your legs andstuff and it's uncomfortable and
you get sweaty down there.
So here are the benefits andfeatures of the david archie
dual pouch for that to me, I'llbuy it you've got quick dry ball

(53:28):
pouch fabric.
That's and that's nice.
Yeah, you got special room foryour private area.
You've got support pouch foryour ball.
It just it just says I meanthere's not enough room for both
, but you got support for oneball and then a quick access fly
.
So whenever you got your thingin the hole you just lift it up
real quick yeah, exactly, so youcan go to the bathroom so

(53:50):
that's the that's the weird part, because then, whenever you put
it back down, you have to tuckit over that's why, why did?
the guy that they have in this,like that guy's, packing hard.
Why does?
Why is he the model?
That's what it does.
It make you look like you'repacking, it does so even medium
to small guys that's small.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
You can't do small with that you can't do small,
you're going to say medium.
You're going to tell us you'remedium.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
You got to be a medium.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
I like to say regular .

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Like regular.
Do you know where they wouldget my money, like if I was in
high school, if they had likeboner protection, where it would
keep your boner down.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
If you were having class, oh, for real, I would
have bought some.
If you were having a class, Imight buy some.
Now, I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I'll buy them.
Send me that link.
I'll buy them and try it out.
Yeah, I'll buy one.
I'll buy one.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
It's a seven pack for like 20 bucks.
Oh, that's actually not thatbad See.
Look, that's cheaper thanfucking.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Angel.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Fruit and Lume.
I honestly need to reach out toDavid.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Archie, at this point , waney and your balls yeah, I
need to.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I need to reach out to david archie your franken
beans all I say is that I thinktiktok has just become one big
ad at this point pretty much,but they're trying to ban that
shit.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
What?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
yeah, well, maybe still trying to yeah, if you
vote for trump.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
He's banning tiktok I just seen that shit.
They said if they got untillike a certain amount of time to
sell that shit, it's like earlynext year they'll sell it.
It's a wrap.
They can sell it to me.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
I'll give it back I'll give it right on back swear
to god for five million.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I don't even want a lot, wow, I just need five.
What a nice guy right yeah,that's not bad.
You know how much tiktok isworth right now it's stupid and
I just want five million yeah,and you can have it back, all
rights.
I don't even want my nameattached to it.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I don't think that's how it works though they can't
have my head that's how it works.
You're like I'm gonna, I'mgonna purchase it and I'll own
it, but you still do all thethings I just got one more thing
that I saw that I thought wasreally, really kind of I swear
if it's like fucking buttholeunderwear.
No, it's not even but this isuh, so Russia has fined Google.

(55:47):
Okay, oh, so Google has notallowed.
They've basically censoredRussia's pro-Kremlin propaganda.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Kremlin, yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Kremlin.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
The dude from Dragon Ball Z.
Yeah, that's Krillin man.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
The Kremlin is the Wait.
Hold on hold on Wait.
Kremlin is like the leadershipof Russia.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Kremlin is like the leadership of Russia.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Kremlin is not the guy's name from Dragon Ball Z.
No, it's Krillin.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Krillin.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
So you thought his name was Kremlin the entire time
?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Yes, Is that not it?
Now, you know I don't watchstuff like that.
What was the other?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
word that we found out Squash, squish Squash.
It's not I can't remember.
Squish.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yeah, it's not squash , squash, Squash.
I squished the shit.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
So Google has fined or the Kremlin has fined Google,
and it was like it said.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Declan, or whatever Declan, or whatever Declan.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
It's more money than it is on earth.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
It's four times trillion, so like trillion,
trillion, trillion, trillion,right Trillion, and they find
them so much Like obviously it'sjust bullshit.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
I bet an Arabian dude got that much money.
No one on earth has that muchmoney Declan Altogether.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
The world combined does not have that much money,
so how would anybody eventhey're just being assholes.
You know what If somebody told?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
me, I owed them a decillion amount of dollars.
Like bro, shut the fuck up he'slike is that fucking alien
money?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I actually believe that was the response from
Google was bro, shut the fuck up, no fucking way the legal
response?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Yeah, I saw that I was just like, but you know they
fuck around and nuke this bitch.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
google better pay I looked, I looked at it, I saw
that word and I was like I'venever seen that word.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
And then they said it was like a trillion plus, you
know they've been reading toomuch fucking harry potter.
It's a fucking hogwarts money,did you see also?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
uh, I'm pretty sure it was singapore, singapore.
Um.
So apple had this thing thatthey were supposed to.
Uh, if Singapore was going tostart buying like Apple products
, apple had a promise that theywere going to start putting
money back into something rightLike they.
They made a promise in order toget their products in the
country.
Well, they didn't actuallyfulfill that promise, so now it
is actually illegal to use anyApple products in Singapore.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Like, if you're like a resident, right, okay, travel,
or something like that.
If you're like a resident,right, okay, traveling, is fine,
yeah, whatever, but like yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Think about all these people that have spent way too
much money on these phones anddevices and Apple Watches and
stuff and now it's likeliterally illegal.
Because, I believe Singapore isone of those places that
they'll cane your ass, oh yeah,yeah, cane yeah Like there's a
punishment Like they'll beat youwith, like a with bamboo cane.
Yeah, for like spitting on theground like it's a very like
clean country and if you spit onthe ground.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
That's like illegal too like well, I wouldn't want
to go to no places like that.
It's like if you singapore, ifyou spit on the ground.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
I think it's like two years in prison or something
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
If you're gonna do that, might as well jack off on
the floor dude that's a lifetime, that's actually what's funny
is that's only 30 days that'scrazy.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Spitting on the ground yeah, it's a really clean
country and they have um,they've every every morning.
There's like these old ladiesthat go like legitimately, they
go out and sweep.
That's how it was in beijingtoo yeah, so does mexico.
Old ladies sweeping their stuffin the morning this is like the
whole city they're sweeping,like, yeah, they're sweeping the
streets you know, in istanbul,if you like kid a, you go to

(59:06):
jail for like 10 years orsomething like that.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
In where Istanbul?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I feel like you're just making up that at this
point.
No, no.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
They worship cats.
They got cats everywhere inthat city.
I think if you, you get a yearin prison.
If you like, abuse a cat.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Yeah, like the whole spitting on the sidewalk thing.
I mean I believe an Americangot arrested years ago for
spitting gum on the sidewalk andthen it was like a big
international thing and gotcaned over like that was his
punishment?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
is it just like getting hit in the knees with a
cane, or was it like a beat.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
No man, it's like they're gonna whoop your ass.
Yeah, they ride your flap offyour brand new underwear, saying
king instead of cane.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, that's exactly.
All right, all right, let's.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
It's about time to wrap up.
You want to plug the too highlike social media event anything
yet again yeah, too high texasat too high texas and that's tx.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
You don't have to spell it out oh, fancy yeah,
tiny session 11 16 november 16th, um 8 to 8 to 11 pm.
Um, like I said, you can go buya ticket.
It is a free show, you can.
Anybody can pull up for thefree.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
We don't have tacos but go support your artists, go
ahead and pay that 30 bucks.
You get some extra stuff andsome free beer you said free
beer from martin house.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Man, you can't beat that shit.
Yeah, um yeah, too high texas.
I don't even really care topromote myself, just promote the
too high texas.
We're gonna have all kind ofmerch, um limited merch.
We're gonna have the kellysparkson merch out uh, hell yeah
, I want that, I'm not gonnashow the public that yet dude,
I'm gonna use that later yeah,but we're gonna for sure have
the merch out.
Um, I think kinky's coming up.

(01:00:35):
I'm not really sure you're coolto see him yeah, so even then,
even though it's always lit whenhe's here yeah um, yeah, we're
gonna have a little after partyafterwards all right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Next time you decide you want to have a too high.
I gotta see when, when you freedude, no, well, no, don't
fucking do it for me let's havea collab.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Can we sponsor a team we'd love to like?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
I would love to sponsor a team if we like
somehow yeah, I'm down, yeah,funky panther team too high.
Fucking.
Uh, get bliss shit get stoned.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
That's a.
That's a hell of a fuckingmashup right there.
I'm down for that too, honestlyI was talking, I was talking
Funky Panther, but yeah, thatworks too.
I'm just going to throw thisout there.
Expansion pack Dickholes Forweed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Oh yeah, oh, for sure yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
We got to figure out.
The problem is, what kind ofgames do you want to play,
getting high?

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
There's only one person now, though, that it's me
so you know, sometimes I playlittle games like I'll be
watching the Sopranos, you know,and I'm like every time they
cuss, I'm gonna just take a hitevery time Tony eats gabagool, I
gotta fucking take a hit everytime Carmella puts her hand on
your hips, I'm gonna take a hit.
I just be playing little shitby myself.

(01:01:42):
Yeah, and then I look up andthen my girl will be like how
many dabs have you took?
Don't worry, bud Like 20.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Well Dank man.
Thank you for coming on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
We appreciate it.
It's been too long.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
So good to catch up.
If you already do so, pleasemake sure you follow Dank on
social media.
2highttx on social media.
Yes, sir, also follow the FunkyPanther on all things social
media.
You can find it atthefunkypanthercom Call.
Leave a text, leave a voicemail817-677-0408.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Also follow Get.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Blitzed.
Yeah, I was going to say thatlet's go ahead and plug that,
let's just follow, get Blitzed.
Thank you, no, for real, brian.
I keep telling you all the buythe game, you watch football,
you like to drink Giblets Games.
Stay good everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I'm Chad, I'm Javier, I'm Tim and I'm Dan, there we
go, and we are the Funky Pimper.