285. Gimme Some Joseph! Feat. Ebony Mystique

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Can I ask you a question? Why you don't ever
play with my nipples?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I got nipples too.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
It's my turn to get tied up knocking head cuts though.
I got PTSD.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome the heartest soft where men speak.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
So hopefully somebody will understand when you say freaky?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
What's what's freaky? What what you mean by freaky?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
If I do this, you're not gonna tell your friends?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Right, Yes, all I do is Yo. Wet dream Killer

(00:54):
is my new name. It's my new ship, the Wet
dream Killer.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Dad.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I got a little video.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Oh my goodness, I got a little video.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Hold you, I haven't seen record with headphones are like
almost ten years insane.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Listen, I have to make sure we don't have yesterday
in the building today. You know what I'm saying. Hold on,
hold on, let me shut this video up. This is
some good ship too.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I look hold on, just just chill, everybody, chill.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Have you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
They look like they're ready in the chat they're ready.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
They always coming in hot.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Y'all ready to.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Hey, y'all.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Before y'all say anything, I'm gonna just say I don't
give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. So whatever
you're gonna say, I don't care. The next thing I'm
gonna say is, I know I gave y'all the blueprint
or the whatever to the taxi dick. Y'all seem to loveday.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
You're resonated with that whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
What I'm sitting there thinking is that's crazy because I
never told them about the deep this dick, Like I
never told them about the dick that goes so deep
and twish.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Your soul around.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
I never told y'all about the deep that like sits
in your mental facility.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
See the toxic dick.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
It controls the actions of the person, like it makes
you go crazy, makes you flatten off tires and you
bust a couple of glass windows.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Ship like that, that deep thish dick, the dick that
goes so deep.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
Deep you cry, yeah, man, make you grub. He just
grid He's like, why are you fucking me like this?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
You don't want to know why, why he's fucking you
like that.

Speaker 8 (02:42):
It's like, you know what, when it got toxic dick,
because it makes you toxic because you do toxic ship.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
When he when he's.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
Upgraded from toxic dick and.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
And now he has.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Dive deep deep deep dick. He just be thoving, Oh
my god.

Speaker 8 (03:03):
And then when you know how to fold you up
like our anti presils home. Oh, and then he talked
you through it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
He's an talk you through it. You talk you through it.
You know how to put the pressure.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Its fot.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
It's like laughing and there you crying me crying me
laughing like I don't know, you.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Know what I mean, like what do I do? What
do I do? Like? And then when those niggas.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
Take that kind of dick away and have you at
Germantown Friends Hospital, I feel like forty eight.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Hours because it's like, now that's what ship, that's.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Why would you play with my mental facility?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
She got a gun? She got a Gun's laughing like, Yo.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Why are you crazy? And it's like, well, I'm crazy.
He's like, why you crazy? He's like, why you give
me that deep that's in my soul? You twisted my soul.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
You're not you no more?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
And I'm not me no more. We us we don't
be they be theres and.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah we're here.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
So it's like yeah, like that that that kind of
that kind of.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Dick, like the deep dish dick.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Is it goes way beyond the toxic dick, Like toxic.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Dick is okay, it's okay, but it won't have you
sitting outside of his crib for his grandma crib, waiting
for whoever to come out, because what we doing?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
And she's slapping herself with the gun, I get scared.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yo alive.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, it's tough, Yeah, Yossary.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
At the moment, I don't think so. I'm not sure
if before you speak, I don't know if my dick
is that good?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
That good?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
She's slapping herself with the gun.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
You had a girl outside ringing your doorbell so much
that you took away.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
The door bell.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeat the off, snatched the door off the bill?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
How mean?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
How many times? How many times have you had your car?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Keep? Uh?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Every car?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
See?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's some what you call a deep dish dick. He
got some deep dish dick. Both of y'all sound like
no doorbell, No I had to rip that off, no car,
car just scratched up. This is y'all got some pressure.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
I feel like getting your car keys kind of like
the start standard.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's like I've never keyed a car or pulled.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Up the niggas don't drive.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
They definitely drive. I ain't got time. Who does that?
I guess this one here?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
So what's the side effect? What?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
What is your side effect? Or some deep dish lasagnia thick.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I keep sucking that. But if they like, I'm not
gonna crash out, I'm gonna go to the nat' mother
fuck his grandpa at the cook stop.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
I think that's crashing out.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Though it ain't he got social security.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
The fact that you have to fuck my g pops, like,
that's how in your feelings I got you, Like, that's
kind of like a sign.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Just get big, yo.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I've never wanted to fox some my grandma as get back.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Grandma's kind of tough, Like, what are you talking about?
Moms would be good?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
You fucking I've never thought, yo, you know what you violated.
I'm a fuck your mom's I never thought I could.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
But I'm not even fucking grandpa for real. You know
I'm not even fucking him. I'm just around at the
family reunion. And it ain't you. But you know, I
got older social Security. If it wasn't for your grandpa,
you won't even be here. So that's that's pressure.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Oh, like, well Laurie did the dity in song.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, that's crazy because Lourie kind of did do that.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
That was kind of tough.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
It's the best get back, don't cry. What the one
thing I have had her chick do is start being
friends with my friends. And now it makes me uncomfortable
to be around my friends because she's there. And niggas
is niggas is corny. First of all, why you got short?
I told you, as a matter of fact, the remember

(06:56):
the one that I told you?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
She fucked me?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
So this did happen? She fucking me me, Then she
fucked trump my friend the next week, she fucked my friend,
and then she was at the club with my other
friend the week after.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
And then is this the one that you told is
this is this our friend?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, yeah exactly. Yes.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
How are we talking about her today?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Still talking about she did that?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
She did that? Look at how we talking by her today?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
And she was member of fuck and had my friends
telling me to chill When I pulled the champagne on her,
like job, I was so like.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'm going on what she said forty eight hours at
the at the hospital.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
That's the fifty one fifty that's one, you know.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
The one psychotic They got to hold you. It's a
hold I should know, a hospital mill. You can't leave.
They got security because you know you want to kill yourself.
But you done told them you want to do something
to somebody.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Rip on your socks, the grip on your sick.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
That more would strangle you can't even get up to you.
You got a nurse right here with the grip is
a good time.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
The type you ever had?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Deep dish? I mean yeah, but I ain't going I'm
what she talking about. I had that kind of deep dish?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
What what did deep dish?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Dick gu It just made me like be daddy a
little bit like trick off and like be like like
whatever you want. I dream a genie, Yes, sir.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
So it's it's a different domino effect.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
So she don't crash out, but she cash out cash.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
You know what, we never we never drinking.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
If you got it, like, I ain't mine, It ain't
fifty fifty no more. It's like whatever because you know
already proved yourself.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
But what is you buying?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Because some just regular Some people want polou drawers. Some
people want like the d D's drawers. I'm going to
the Gusto. We're going to like bird beer. You're getting.
You're getting not the Diddy drawers. I can't say that
no more. But whatever they were, you matter fact, you
get custom made drools. Big, it's dish.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I got a range Rover.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Girl got you a range Rover.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I mean I paid for her name. That's her credit.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Girl, put your insurance.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
That's big.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
No, that's crazy insurance. That's kind of crazy having somebody
put you on their hip.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh my god, y'all got some serious penis in this mother.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
No hold on because you first of all, we got
the legendary. I haven't even sneaking the buildings.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
What's up with y'all? The chat is going say, yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
You are very special because he never introduced nobody in
this early.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's that's my homie right there.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And it's just like I respect, he respects to the law.
You get bitches, I get niggas were good to go period.
YouTube you in the film. We all film in the club,
we all fan you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
In the back, that's what he calls himself. He got
he got a million different names. We'll go over those later.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
On when this nigga do that shipping on the day
to week.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Here's a million different names. We'll go over that over over.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
I hate when you do this.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
What do you think deep Dick is though Loom.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
I mean she kind of described it.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
You know.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
It's funny because like so until you just said until
you just said what she said, it kind of just
changed my whole thinking about it. So in my head,
I'm like, Yo, if my ship fire, you gotta be
crashing out over my should I want you in the
v with the gun on Instagram lib. That's what I'm
thinking that shit is. But it's like, Yo, a person
like you. Now you was like, Yo, that don't necessarily

(10:42):
happen to you. So in my head, I'm like, if
that ship don't happen to you, then I should not
already live like that. But now when you said, nah,
you know so for me, I do this and I
do that. So now I'm like, oh shit, I guess
lit Dick unlock different ship.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Because I'm healed. Feel that time to go to jail
or like have your mama tripping and gets just want
to beat me up outside. I'm like, no, I'm just
gonna like do so I'm gonna fuck your boy and
fuck your other boy or your grandpaul somebody. You didn't
think I would, And I'm still here, you see me,
and I'm gonna be the best stressing the motherfucker. You
gonna want this pussy good. You won't regret it.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I hate your ass.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You will hate now you're crashing out.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Reverse, it's because your man's when when when you when
pussy can turn your friends against you, because that's what
it means. Like them niggas didn't give a fuck that
y'all was friends. They needed to get that box. They
were so susceptible in this box and realized that they
knew she was getting you back and they didn't give
a fuck. That's that should make you hate reverse. Yeah, Reverse,

(11:45):
that's chest not checkers.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
So what I was asking you and this I'm gonna
ask you to right because you and a poorn world
right in there.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
Definitely deeply I'm employed there, w two.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
What are the moves of the like say, we're trying
to educate niggas and how to give deep dish dick.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
This is what I'm asking y'all.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
How do you give deep dish Dick, and let's not
talk about side.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Don't don't do me like that. What exactly are the moves? Like?
What are they doing?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
What's the behavior?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Who do you think?

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Well, Pauls, I wouldn't know, but you got.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
To You got to find a friends, all right.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I don't know where you could teach that ship though,
Oh y'all gotta pay that basket class.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Sorry, I don't know if that's he's like I need.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I don't know if you could teach that for real though,
honestly true, you really got to have that ship.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
You feel like you gotta like you can have you
can have good you can have like good Dick.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
But when you got like that in the name of
the Father sudden Holy Spirit, like you kind of gotta
be born with that.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I think you think so, I think so. No, that's
not true.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I think you saying that because you don't want nobody
to be like you.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
It's that ego ship niggas, because why why other niggas
can't have good Dick.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
I just have good Dick, but certain ship you just
gotta be born with.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Like, no, you got to be born with girthna. You
gotta you know what I'm saying. That's certain ship you
got to be born with. But you can learn how
to use your ship, you feel me. That's not what
we're here for. This is what you just want to
be talking about. You being opted to do the navy
because teaching and tell niggas some of the moves, like hell,
I don't got no moves?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
What is first of all, let's stop where you ain't
got no moves?

Speaker 5 (13:40):
I got a couple.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I know you do while you're holding out to know
because you move.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Tell people all the time if you ever want to
really get right, you want to get some bang for
your buck. It's not doggy, it's not a missionary. You
put her on her ribs on the side. You split
the legs like a hundred as much as you can
to one hundred and eighty degrees, and you slide right
up in that ship.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
So the left flag go to the left, the right
light go to the right.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
So it's like so over each other, like nah, nah, you.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Split on a split, you feel me. All you can
put them together is put them both in one direction.
You just want to get to the side of that.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
All the day.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
What that's that's when you're sucking six pack being her
pussy thinker.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's why your car is getting keyed now.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
But yeah, that's that's that's that's that's when I drink
it off.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
What do you think? How could you tell tell some
of these niggas out here how to give that crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Just give it all to me, like, stop playing with it.
Put it all in bulls deep. I feel like they
be trying to see what the bit you could take
and what she could do. Just don't stop challenging me.
If I'm running, Like how you said that that position,
I could see how the bitch like bring me here.
It's like you're gonna take this, like take control. I
feel like that's deep dish when you like just put

(15:06):
it all the way in there. Because girls give half
a pussy half to a pussy. Really had me now,
But it's like, because let's stay into you. They gonna
give you like they'll fuck you like, but when they
give you order pussy, you done. You walk up, you
don't know where your drawers is or where your phone is?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Who are you, bitch?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
What's your name? You have to know your own name.
That's when you feel like it's like ship, let's just
sit here. When you sit in it and you're a mess,
and just like fuck you just come here, let me
hold you. That's deep dish.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
You gotta unlock the other rest of that pussy though
you can't just I mean, maybe your chicken like you enough,
but there's more pussy in there.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'm telling you. I'm telling you, they give you portions
until they ready to you, that until your daddy.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
My girl gave me some different pussy, like a couple months.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
And I'm trying to tell but you took her to
tu loum.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
I didn't take it anywhere. She came to my crib.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
You did something.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
What do I mean?

Speaker 5 (15:57):
We spent the day together. What you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Say, I don't want to sound offensive, so I don't
mean it in the offensive way of offensive.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
But never you.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Kind of got it. I don't want to say. I
was gonna say, take the you gotta you gotta take
the other half. You gotta fuck her to the point
where her body just relationship.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
It's just it's just like yo, you yo, you fucking
me bro like like yo.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
When she screamed out, you fucking the ship out of me,
that's when you know, Or when they legs is like
like it's when you're on a whole nother level. And
that's normally when you don't even really your come is going,
like you know, you in a whole different world. I
was on the show earlier with Cash. I was recording
with Cash right and she was like, groud showing Timy
your grare. I said, I don't even know how to

(16:46):
do that on hand. That's something that happens later, like
I'm in a vibe. I'm not even mean no more.
It's super wow, I'm wilent, you know what I'm saying.
That's when the chick looked at you like, yo, I
will kill you. Nigga, nigga, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
They look at you a little different after that.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
So don't don't play with the dick. Give it all
balls deep and the girls give all the cooty hat.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah, you know what's so funny.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
I remember I was dealing with this girl, my lash my,
my couple of girlfriends ago and one day it was
fucking I was a missionary.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
I was just doing my thing. I was I was.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Doing my thing and like she had her hair out
and it was on the bed and she grabbed.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
She goes, you better not get this stick to nobody else.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, And but when she looked at it, I was like,
for a quick second, I thought I was fucking a
lion like.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
She just looked mad like I was. I was like, fuck,
like yours, yours?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
You lied to her.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
It was at that.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Time, was like, well, I don't like when they do
that ship. It was don't tell me coming. You don't
tell me not to get a dignod and I would
lose my whole ship.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
I follow instructures.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Don't you ever had deep dish pussy?

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
What the fuck is deep dish pussy?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Because you haven't out there's that ship to make you
climb the side of the building.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
That's just that I was thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I should make you check to see if I hood hot,
so you see if the car had drove anytime recently.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
That's some shit he did.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Locational No, I don't know funk about the location, Miami.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I'm at the checking the car though.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Yeah, I'm at the car.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
I'm trying to see if the cars where it's supposed
to be and if it was operating anytime recently.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
So your location sh.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Let me ask you a question, being that You've been
in the point industry for so long, You've had all
different types of dick.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Is it all in act?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
So I was like, damn, but it's true.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
She was like, yeah, is it an act? The sex
part is not an act. The energy part, the character
carries charisma, The character is an act, but the action
of it is not an act.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Has somebody ever made you come by mistake?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Never, So.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Explain that to me. Explain what I'm asking.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Orgasm differently than men. And it takes you to hit
the court like Mariah for you to get a female.
Oh so yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Mariah Carroll, mariot A.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Scientists, both of them. They both hot clarity. So that's all.
It's just like men don't understand that the whole on
a female gonna get wet. And you may think you
hitting it because you're gonna tell you hitting it. But
these conversations don't come up. Females don't. There's some females
that I never had an orgasm before, and y'all have

(19:41):
them every time, y'all know, So that'd be the thing
about it. So, yeah, not all a mistake. I'm very
aware when I'm at my own.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Even so I would assume that you're not always attracted
to the people that you're like, it's like, yo, it's
work right. Has it ever had come to a point
where yet end up scene with somebody and you didn't
think it.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Was going to go that far? And all right, bye bye,
be saved.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's my daughter.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Bible start, Bible Start.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
You're like, okay, I'm acting.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
This is great. All right, it's a great scene. And
then you're like, oh, ship, wait a minute, I think
I'm a nut.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
It's never happened because if I it's cool, Like anytime
I squirt, as long as you don't fuck the camera, hu,
it might be red or are it's cool. But like
mana is cool. They can't not they can't. They can Yeah,
I would never want to be a man, especially important.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Holding your peek.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
They make you stop for the pictures. They be like, bro,
they'd be like, hold on, we need that. That looks great.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
What is it when the niggas, when y'all fucking say
it's multiples? Have you ever done multiples?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
What is it when the one that got the ship
and walks away? What what? What is what is he doing?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
He's losing it, He's losing his camera time. It's little
thing thing getting soft soft. He might begin intimidating and
he can't have that on camera, so he just like,
give me a moment and he walks off.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
And what happens when he walks off?

Speaker 5 (21:16):
He might watch some porn or wait, watch porn and
shoot porn. Nah, niggas got the game.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Maybe put the little uh.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
They do a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Blue dolphin viagra, a little shoddy shoddy little porn.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Don't thought you'd take a minute the kicking.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
No, not these times, not these days. They ain't got
time to wait. They come back at five minutes strong
as like okay, he's ready.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
God damn.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
So I want to know what that.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
I want to know something right because I ain't like
you kind of play like a little too cool for school.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Are you ready to get dirty? And get dirty? I
get a.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Cup, so I want to know what Josh is my thing?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Right there? But pass me my bag right there. Let's
get comfortable.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, let's get comfortable.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Listen, guys, to see these visuals, you're not going to
awayas not that you're not going to see these virdeals
on YouTube anymore. So please stop DM What content is
at no longer. We are no long on YouTube. We
are strictly on Patreon. So to see these visuals, to
see us get activated, to see the scenarios of situations,
the performances, please log onto our Patreon just patreon dot com.

(22:27):
Backslash the heart a soft show, right.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
You gotta see this.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Also understand this, this was not for What YouTube was
trying to take us into was basically like yo, you
got one more strike, y'ally too, while they gave us
a bunch of strikes. I couldn't post for months.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's our second YouTube.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
But can I ask you a question?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
When we talk about these things on YouTube and this
is just for us, but they're listening. But this is
like family shit. You you monetize off that we can't.
But do you understand why anytime you talk about anything formulated,
you just can't because it's the ads, right, I'm telling
you right, it might go virals fuck you about to
get one dollar?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Right?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
The ads can't. The companies can't put that.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Even TikTok sean take us out.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
TikTok is the worst.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
But stuff or sexual relatedness, they're right there.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
You can't run.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
You're right here, Oh, he said, you're trying to stall.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Was there ever a time.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I don't know, he don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
You don't mean.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Tell me about the time where the dick got the
best of you? You feel me? Let me know. Was
there a.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Specific guy, whether somebody you worked with or dated? Okay,
where the dick has got the best of you and
you ain't seen it.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I became daddy, like I don't even care. He had money,
but I just paying for everything now, like I don't care,
like we could move in, like when I moved him in,
And I'm doing everything very submissive. When I'm in my
submissive girly mode. You got me because I have I'm
not masculine, but I definitely am independent. So I'm not

(23:56):
sure how that works in twenty twenty five because they
say that's mainly but for me, I get to my back.
So it's like if I'm sharing my shit and it's
not fifty to fifty, it's not monetarial, like you don't
have to it's not transactional. You pretty, and I mean
and your mom. I'm cooking for your mom like okay,
like I got different sheets for your mom.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
How quick we did to take for you to get
in this bag?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Honestly because he grows not that long, not that long.
He was doing everything right. He was doing everything right,
like my ship, and he could he could under he
understood me like on an off camera. So that was
the thing. Somebody, No, it was just somebody that I
met that understood me on the north camera and it
was just like he was doing everything right. So I
was just like, Okay, I'm catering and I'm I'm natural.

(24:45):
I'm Muslim first of all, so I come from a
Muslim background. So I'm already a lady and a woman
and it's you know, how to treat the me and
so he just brought that out of me. I was
ready to put my jet back on for that.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Mean, so think of your life. How many individuals have
you think have had you in that bag?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Well, I'm always in our relationship right now, I'm not,
but I'm always I'm always somebody girl like and it
be long. I have always have long term relationships like
four or five years type shit.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Oh so like that you covering it up.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I'm cuffing it. He cuffing it took yep. So it's
just like are we getting married or all? Have you ever?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Every every dude that you ever dealt with Did they
know that you do porn.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
In this life? In the last four or five years,
they have, which is annoying because it's not organic. Why
you say that, I have to it's worked. There's Ebony
and it's Mimi. That's there's two different people. You get
some of the same things. But I don't want to
be Ebony at home. I don't not with my man

(25:50):
because I've had headed to where I have a boyfriend
that I actually like, but he's become a fan. And
I travel a lot, you know that, Like I travel
over the world working and I'll come home and he's
watching my porn and I'm rightful what he like, look
at what you did this?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
I'm like, wait, is that appreciation?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Or I don't watch me? I don't watch for them
hear me. I want to see me, I want to
look at it. I just want to work and let
it be what it is.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
So you think it's almost like niggas is like.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
They don't even care about the Mimi part. It's just
they want that guaqwak Ebony shit. And it's like, I'm
not about to be like at home, I'm not gonna go.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
No no, you can't cheat me.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
You can't cheat that.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I was riding and I was rolling.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
If you like.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
But some men don't like deep through. I've learned that
some deep throat hurts men, and that was.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Crazy, especially when you're trying to force it.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
You feel me, some of that do hurt, but for
visual purposes, that's what they want to see. So you
have to learn your partner. And it's the same for me.
Learn your partner. Who want to be abnem sek all day?
What if i can't squirt and I'm at home and
I'm just sitting here rubbing my pussy to that? Now
I got a rug barron on it now doing it,
I got a whole und we cut it off like

(27:11):
we could do that. But just respect the law, respect
of the law, respect of the law, respected the law,
respect the pussy. Good gracious.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah, but nigga, I didn't sink you squirt all over this,
nigga I wanted.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
That's why I can't squirt no more at home tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
I got some gator.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
You want me to say that, what's the difference between
the squirt and p It's an orgasm? How you not?
It's a female nut? You gotta hit the core like Mariah.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
But if I hit the court, I can too. If
you if you don't sure they're hot, well can you stop?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Like they both hot? Ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Which one both? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
We don't we don't really want Yeah, you smoke, don't
you know what I'm saying? Come on, man, damn expect
boys got homes.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
So I also want you to be honest.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I'm super honest.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Don't lie about this one.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I won't lie.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
So I've been seeing some ship on the Gram lately
with a specific adult content creator, a legendary adult content
creator who's going through It's just like an ex lover
right now, nigga crashing out crazy. So but based on
who it is, I get it. I've been crashing I
never let I'll be crashing out.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Lead the lips.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I love me least having motherfuckers crashing out since loving
hip hops, we've seen him.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
And so with that being said, what is the craziest
crash out that you've seen? Based on that, you're putting
that lasagna.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
On the nigga motherfucker trying to sabotage my money, trying
to get into my only fans and talk shit about me.
Get real zesty and spiteful, try to get like a
girl you want to fight or all. But wait, he
was commenting on your video of shaking and fake pages
like trying to get my ship deleted, like being very
much like a girl. You should just have my thongs

(29:08):
if you wanted them. You should just want Christian power
mass zesty. You're getting very much with you want to
plenty tail or no, we could have just got her
nails together and like trade wicks, taking like a whole girl.
His mama calling me like what.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Okay, that's what I was looking for. My mom is
calling like.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Okay, girl, I respect you, but I'm about to hang up.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yeah I crashed out.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Did you ask your mom to call like my mom?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Like say, if I think I've been there where I've
called her mom. Yeah, I called her mom, But I
ain't tell my mom to call her.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
That's kind of like my mom.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
I think she's acting crazy, mom, trying to put.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Anything happens. Mom. It's a bit stripping she acting. But
it's different when a guy mom call you. She's trying
to recuperate some ship. It's like, girl, you're a lady.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Before his mom like, no, and I'm already sucking somebody
else over.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
I come to the cookout, but I'm fucking the granddad. Mom, dad.
It's her dad, her dad, and we cool.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm a nurse, so I take care of the granddad.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Fuck my friends before.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
First of all, I'm a real good companion partnership nurse.
I got your daddy. Mom, look at me different because
your son ain't working, but your dad got him. Be old.
Let me get him out right. He's gonna go out
good hard gold basket. What size is those her shoes?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
My shoes? No big.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I can't even stomach sleep. I gotta I got like
three pillows I got on amasign, but these is a
thirty six triple D. I'm getting them bigger.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
You're getting them bigger, but they are, but not like
super too big.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I have to because of the this one didn't drop
and this one day. So it's just the visual part.
If that didn't happen, which happens when you get super
extra large titties, I wouldn't even care. So that's the
only reason. So since they're going to go in, I'm like,
let me get a few more ccs.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
You have a specific look. Your ship is oversized everywhere.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I'm anime. I'm g t A what seven six? This part?
You see me?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yo, it's ridiculous. The titties she got this dress on them.
Don't know if you could tell I was shoying to
be a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Don't why niggas? She waited respectfully?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Respect you add up?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Oh wait, I don't got no pennies on okay, Well
they ain't paying playing the chat.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Yea said something, I dare you Let me see these motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I've been looking at them for years.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
You feel me?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Oh my fucking son, let me.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Do something different. Look at it. He about to crash
out right now.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
It was the biggest titties I've ever seen. What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
He said? A honey pack? I can't just be taking
honey hold me.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
I think she's a mic for her breast talking the
actually into marry like med school from the game.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
To put your on?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Which one is med school? The left one the right one?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I went to med school.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
She did a nurse.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I'm definitely I'm dead as a doctor. But I dropped
out of residency because I hated it. And that's how
I'm a nurse. Because I took the boards and I
have enough credit clearly from being an m D. And
I passed super high. I can say now because I'm retired.
I was so high taking that damn nurse nursing board.
I smoked me the biggest spliff in the world and
I went in there and passed the first try. So

(33:07):
I said, I guess I'm a nurse to no.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
So when you so, when you actually go into these
these these movies and you playing a nurse, you gotta
get paid for real, Like they gotta pay you for real.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Any movie gotta pay me.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
I'm saying, you're actually playing a nurse. I'm really I
need real bucks.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah, they just like the commentary, like the that I
am a nurse. But it's funny because they said you
should be on like a mainstream TV because it's peorn
but it's like the dark world and they're like, you
should really get into TV. And so I'm talking to
my PR shout out to Laney and she was like,
let's do your hair shots. But you do understand most
of the book nds you're gonna get for movies are

(33:43):
gonna be like sexual related except they need a strip
or like a street walker or something. They gonna cast
you first, right, Yeah, they do that.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
But are you gonna make them pay their way? Like, yo,
I'm not just taking some regular as extra. You gotta
pay my way for this, Yeah, because we're working.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, I f I'm my boo. He can get it anytime.
I'm just I'm looking for love. He was talking about
my men. Me, me, me and my boot can get
it any time. We can fucking Paris on the terrace.
We can fuck on the A train because I got
on the A train.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Your first time on a train.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Now, I've been on trains before, but I forget how
it goes. It's been a long time since I've been
to New York.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Where you actually from.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I'm from Connecticut, so we've been here every New York nigga.
I feel like, have them a low key Connecticut girl.
It's like, when I'm sick of fucking all these New
York bitches and I'm getting into too much trouble, I'm
gonna find me a Connecticut girl. And it's the vice
versa hard what you feel me get. It's like getting
out the way.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
But them Connecticut chicks is like super loyal bro, the
like I don't know about it. He said, Nah, bro,
I ain't saying that she not up there doing her work,
but she taking care of you down here.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Facts you her nigga down here.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I just talked about this like they was like okay.
So say, if a guy's not into it mentally and
they having dig problems, I'm like, that's probably the problem.
Maybe you should just focus on a guy's dick and
not worry about him up there, because it's two different entities.
If you're thinking about something, you might not get hard.
So just talk to the dick, you would you? I say, dick,

(35:22):
Oh my god, what's his name? I'm who I'm sucking today, Matthew.
Nobody wants anyways.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
And Dick's name was Matthew.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
No, his name was Matthew.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
So he's Matt, Matt Big, Matt Big, Matt. I'm like, hey,
it's Ebony. I'm like, god, you seem a little nervous,
but I'm here. Oh ship, your daddy is over here, tripping,
but we got you over here. I'm like, my god,
my god, yeah you like that. Look at you get

(36:00):
and hard. Look at you big boy, go mat Mat
go mad mad. Oh shit, look daddy is exciting. Now, Yeah,
you just gotta talk to the dick. It be mental.
He over here tripping thinking about too many things? Is
my dick too big? She does?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Barn it?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Do it smell good? I got musty boss usually like
you know, you gotta like refocus the motherfucker because they
be all over the place. Ain't no thing as no
soft dick, it's not. You gotta wake that motherfucker up.
How you got this man right here stroking and you
a hole puss it? I don't know knowhing about that.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I'm sorry she fucked me up. I was stuck. I
didn't even realize my mouth was open.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I was I was.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Sitting in there. I was sitting there looking at.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Her do this whole ship for at least five minutes,
and I'm, oh, my.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
God, your daddy's so weird right now. But look at
your daddy now, look at him. Oh we're great now.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Hi, Matthew, You know I got a cousin named Matthew.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Me too, named you, Matthew.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Shout out to Matthew, Shout out to Matthew, matt math
mad math No, I can't call a nigga man man.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Ain't call him my dick Matthew, you're not calling my dick. Matthew,
you know what I'm saying, Like, that's not even a
black man dick name.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
My mom talking, what's a.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Black man dick name?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Joe King? See talk to me say something nice name?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Joseph in the first grade Joseph. I'm so serious, call
my mom.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I'm saying a bunch of white names. Why is it
all the names you're dick white people?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
What's up with this?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Nigga?

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Hold on, Joseph is not a fucking white name.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
It's kind of just say Joe or like, why do
you ask you? Madam?

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Right?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Madam is outside. Let's go, man, let's go.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
You name me your dick, chat their chats and all
your mom.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Mom, mom, Yo, you're on the hardest off show. I
got a question for you, if you can remember.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
My ma, mind, I got a one question?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
What question?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
What question? What question?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Remember when I was in first grade, I had named
my dicky.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
I'll call you back back.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
I told you, I thot, I don't think about dick.
Joseph in the first grade.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yo, he was so I was so serious because what
it is people be thinking?

Speaker 5 (38:24):
I just say things so calm. People be thinking I'm lying.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I mean super calm, but he on this show. Bro,
Everything I say is real. Lady, I'm ready to pay Joe.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yo, why would you tell your mother your dick name?
She's what I want to know. Funk, Joseph, why did
you tell your mother?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
I was sitting weird.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
I was six.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
That's not where it's a little weird.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
It's weird for him to be six and name his
dick because I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
I had when she could call his mom right now,
she was like Joseph. I was like Joseph, Yeah, God damn.
They got a real close relationship. Well, I was like five.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
I was from my mom was why did you know
your dick's name? Bro?

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Because it was very distinctive. I remember, like I really
vividly remember.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
I was the friend, my assholest one. At this point,
this is insane.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I mean to make it a christ you should make
that into a shirt. Got Joseph, They got milk, Got Joseph.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
That's crazy, Joseph. That was his name.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
That was the first got a question. Don't look at me
some of the what's the wildest scene? Because I've seen
a wild scene. I'm talking about to yo that ship
with Brazilay, you had.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
The afro, the Foxy Brown scene.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Son, I was I jerked so hard to that scene
to your friend hard.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I love it. It was like I'm not his friend
at that moment. We really did kill it. And I
hated it the wag. I hated the way the way
that's the biggest afro in that.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
You know, I didn't know who he was at the time.
I had to find you.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I was, you know, I was he was?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
He was texting Foxy Brown, bro, I was.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
They still be like I was Tommy Brown. I'm like, bitch,
I only do that when the girls the girl my
name is not Foxy Brown. Why did you hate that
sing so just because? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
And I was like, no, you know how I got
my hair done in Miami to come over here and
they're like not to now, I'm about to put this
big ass fuck. I felt like fucking Marshall from the
Brady But and then then the then the performer what
was it Brisdilla shout out to him the biggest dick

(40:46):
in the mirror, like, who is fucking this from New York?
He came in there strictly New Lord, like yeah, blah,
blat of queen. You know, I'm talking out like how
it was popping it. I was like, bitch, I'm scared.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I'm about to go.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I'm gonna from He is definitely from New York.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
You didn't know that bricks, that's in New York.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
He brought bricks, sila, popping it, popping it. I was like, bro,
you is rapping to me too much. You're talking too fast.
What he was talking too fast? And he came on
there with like the socks and sandals. I was like,
this is too much slid on like this like huh

(41:34):
with a Nike tag bucket had Nike tax socks and
sandals popping it big. I was like, oh my god,
this cannot be my life. But that was one of
my most most famous, most crazy. I had to be
most accepted. And that's Black on Black. So they really

(41:55):
appreciated that series. But I am not Foxy Brown. It's
just a year to My name is Ebonie and they
and sometimes at the conventions they'd be like Foxy Brown.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I'd be like, all right, so where's your wig?

Speaker 5 (42:07):
So you know not.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
So you know, it's kind of hard like so I
heard somebody say one time like as a parent.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Everybody got a favorite kid, right, but you can't actually
come out and say your favorite kid.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
You're right and.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
You have to be but yourself.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
They're not cli.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
I'm fring.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
I know name Joseph.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Someone.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Back back to the question though, what will be your
favorite child?

Speaker 4 (42:34):
And when I say child, your favorite performance, favor performer,
favorite video that.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
You could think of.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Don't get with me, but my train scene, the trans scene,
T spears. It changed the game because they never seen
no black on black ship like that before. I fucked
niggas up because they thought it was a girl because
the way we shot it, we got it from the front,
like up top, you thought it was a girl sexy.
And then it was with the day. We can play

(43:01):
the clip if you want. Well up because they was
in the barber shopping that ship, like, let me get
the training scene. I'm like, let me get the male
scene and they had to talk about it. Hold on,
let me put this up real quick.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
TS parents had some good dick.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, because she was gay and she it got hard
for me.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
It's a trans but so she doesn't normally mess.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
With a transsexual female. The man they are gay, they're
like boys.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Oh I didn't know that. I didn't know a specific
but but hold on, we'll wait a minute. So this
is what, this is what I think. They can be
sexually fluid too. Okay, just because you trands.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
But she is a transsexual gay they like so.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yes, so she likes guys.

Speaker 9 (43:49):
He was kind of gay for her, yes, yes, yes,
because she actually likes guys. That's actually that's like Will
Smith in that movie where he kissed the dude.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I've never seen it the same thing. No, what was that?
Good Will hunting or something like that. Sixty degrees separation,
get it, I'm pulling it up. Yeah, I'm about put
this ning on time. Somebody put this nigg on death.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
And what I ain't see it. We're not Jesus Christ
down here wilding like that.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
I wouldn't know what her wildest scene was, though, what's
the wildest shit that happened on?

Speaker 8 (44:23):
Well?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
When I was in Russia? Well it was prog actually
in Europe shooting for the companies and I was in
It was snowing, like real life snowing, and I'm a
nigga bro and they have a fucking outside. It was
for fake taxi with a black guy and we were
both in there like, please don't let your cumpshot get frozen.

(44:44):
Please let your We got five more minutes we was
in there like team like, we got five more minutes
of this position. We was out there freezing because it's
literally snowing.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
You were outside outside in the snow. Some ship that's
some torture type ship.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
That's why I can't do porn for real.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
I can never do porn. Bro.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
I don't think you could do port just because you're
not a port. You gotta be a poor nigga to
do porn.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
But even if you're a poor nigga being poor, like
all right.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Nigga think he could just get in a point se
do point.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
It's not happening.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Even if you can fuck good, but you gotta know
how to like fuck through circumstances like imagine shoot you
have like have to like shoot a movie like a commercial.
You gotta do the same skit over and I should
get annoying doing that. You gotta keep you dick called
too right. I think would have been been left right
like my diggers in the trailer.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
And it's people watching nigga telling you stop so they
could take a pic yo, like nigga what being a
I can never be a guy and I thinks chicks
be cheating.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Anyway, I was gonna say this earlier.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I'm about to call Pinky ever send me to God
damn click, because I can't call.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Pinky Teller on the show. I did you call right now?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
What you mean pinky?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Pinky in the brain? No?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Crazy, Now, I can't call her because you're gonna flip
when she s, No, it's not Pinky and a.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
I mean, you gotta understands he is the most un
serious nigga in the world.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Why are you telling people?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Because why would you say pinky?

Speaker 5 (46:03):
You know?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Found it one pinky No look looking.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
For porn trainnies in areas. Oh god, okay, this is
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Let me see the scene. Shout to the reggae music
look and she's looking on surprise no no ev is
looking so happy to be here.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I don't know what's going on, but I like it.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
She is so but outside on about you see how
she looked like a girl.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
How you thought that was a girl?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
What site is this song?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
That's next video?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
All right, We're gonna post a link to this under
on in the Patreon so that y'all can watch it
all right, give them give.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Down, yo, Why.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
God damn.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
The world up. That was like that in the barbershop,
Like I ain't with this freaky God Diddy ship, but
I want to see that ship good.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
I want to see her.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I'm gonna watch this video, shro. I want to see them.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Rewind them, re wind them. Joseph alright, we're not gonna
do it no more.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
And the answers, No, it's not gonna already. I know
how you give it up. It's not having the bro
take my damn glasses off.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
I took mine off.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Jes Senior.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
She's nice.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I told you she looked. She did all her transition.
She's been transitioning.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
She was like thirteen, but she kept it dick.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
But I felt I found out that her mom was
her mom was gay like the lesbians. So she was,
and both her daughters or sons are now trans No
way swear and ain't bad as the thing.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Wow, So that's whole like trans friendly like swear.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
It's so fun.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I would that thing.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
We'll get on you on.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
You see it.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Lookga think was in the video Matt way before he
was toeak at.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Your ballots for that they searched for her.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Into the room before he dow, I'm sorry for what
she do.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Hit her motherfuckers up. They was like, I gotta watch
this ship. I don't know what's going on, but I
don't know if I'm gay to on.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I want to see.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
So that was the thing. It was not comfortable for
black people to like be comfortable with that ship, but
they got mad comfortable. That was one of my most
I would say, And I made some money. That was
one of my most lucrative scenes with her, crazy money.
I thought I thought this was a scam. No way
I did. I wouldn't lie to you. There's no lying

(48:43):
on this set tonight. Actually clearly, clearly I thought it
was a scam. I'm like, this money can't be real,
but it is.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
That was And you've done more with girls.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I've done it more with her, but I've done a
few more. But nobody, this is my wife.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Said, I did you say it? Say it?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Wife? You said theody? Nobody?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Oh, I thought she said nobody fucked me like her.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Nobody didn't fuck me like her. What she's saying they didn't.
That shit was insane. She fucked the ship out of
me and she's beautiful, and I was confused. It made me.
I don't know if I'm Polly biased. I don't know
what I'm like. I'm looking at you like you a bitch,
but I got a dick in.

Speaker 8 (49:20):
Man.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
It's huge. I don't know what's happening, but it's gorgeous
and I just like it. I can't tell my mom
my mom didn't see this one. I can't call my
mom about that one.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
So you know what you fucked up. I'm not call
my mother no more.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I can't don't call your mom because I can't call
my mom. I'm sure she's seen it that one.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Your mom has seen your porn.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, that's how she found out about it. What but
how did she have? Like somebody said it got on
her desk yet my twin uncles who watched porn or
bastards shout out to Keith and Kenny. I love you today,
but you did not have to do it like that.
I was wanting to tell my mom myself, how.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Long was you doing it?

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Until she found out a few months it did not
work out. I had a mask on, so I didn't
know what I was going mass be my tattoo on
my mom I was trying to be bad. It didn't work.
She was like, bitch, are you smoking math? I'm like, no,
it's COVID.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Oh my, you did not start doing pouring during COVID.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
I did.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
That's when you started what It wasn't even that long ago.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
But and I have people with my fans be like,
I've been watching you since I was in high school.
I'm like, how old are you look for lying? Yeah,
you're lying? They think it because all the alcohol, everything
happened so fast. This ship been a ride. I was scared.
I needed therapy in the moment it happened. All this
ship happened too for his But my only goal was
to be playboy because I thought that was porn honestly,

(50:44):
and it's super not. But I thought like, I just
wanted to be playable and like certified. Once we got that,
it was like, okay, we're in the bag. And that's
actually when my mom kind of accepted me. And when
I still retired her.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
You retired your mom?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yeah, I was gonna do that anyway. From nursing, I
dropped out a doctor like I'm supposed to wait, God,
I had to.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
And then the next thing you know, you're doing porn.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yeah, she was super worried because my you know, parents
just want you to do well whatever you do. They
just want you to make sure you're not going to
get killed, you're around the right people, you're gonna do well.
And I'm like, I'm fine. It's not like I'm not
on you like backpage or anything. This is like real
set ship. She didn't understand until the accolades started coming,
and I still was able to do what I said
I was going to do for her. She's extremely spoiled.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I shut her up.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
But she isn't like super duper Christians.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
My mom is my pimp. Huh wait, No, she's Muslim,
she's Black Panther.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Your what the mom is a My dad?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Okay, I could talk about this now, which I did
it for a long time, but it's been all over
the place now. So my dad is the co founder
and the chief of staff of the Black Panther Party.
David Hilliard, oh my god, with Huey Newton, which some
people thought Huey Newton was Harry Belafonte ye and my
dad was Richard brown Tree. But I can see this.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
But I was like watching him last Nime and godfall.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yeah, so there was never an issue, which I'm sorry,
is your dad's still here.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
He's still here. He has the dimension now, so he
doesn't quite understand what I'm doing anyway. So I'm doing great.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
But yo, why did you just do that?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I'm doing great? She said?

Speaker 4 (52:24):
He has dementias, so why did you do that?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
He wouldn't know what's going on?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Is hot, but anyway, and he's had it the whole
time he was doing it.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
No, he just recently got it. And yeah, so this
is my daddy. There's Huey Newton, that's the black guy. Well,
they're all both black. The black for one, clearly.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
He looked like Samuel L. Jackson a little bit.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
He told you, you got somebody always saying what your
dad looks.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Like, right, because he looks like a bunch of ship.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
But your mom's Muslim Muslim and you never faced any
backlash from it.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Basically, no, I'm not going to do like the most
on porn and goes viral. It goes viral and like
respectful and I just don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I'm sorry. I have looked at it, though.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I'm sure I thought about it. I mean, I don't
I thought about it, but I just don't want. I
want to respect to the law, respect of the law,
respect of the law, right, right, And it's not necessarily
business next week.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
The type of bread that you're making, excuse me that
you were willing to share.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
It's enough a lot to retire your mom.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Enough for us to all go to Tokyo, Japan, and
you want to come. Yes, it's booked, Yes, all right,
let me put your fly. I'll call my assistant.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
So what was the what was the first line?

Speaker 4 (53:41):
You saw a video and you said, nah, this can't
be real. What was the what was the video that
gave you a number and he was like, nah, this
can't be real.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
The trans scene I talked about it, would you be okay?

Speaker 3 (53:51):
All right?

Speaker 5 (53:51):
For iris purpose? You can't do that. What's the number
that you can share?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I was already making. I was already okay. Let me
just say this. I haven't got a tax return in years.
I'm a taxpayer, So how that helps. I don't real estate,
I invest I can I do set production. I have
a lot of money to invest in myself, so and
I can do whatever the fuck I want to do.

(54:16):
I hope that helps.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
I can change the sheets in between sets.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
If you want just oil me, yo, what is the oil?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
They y'all be using coconut oil, but it makes me edge.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
It because you can't use baby No, it's.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Really weird and it gets creamy and like.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
The cocon oil. Is that what starts? So when you
fucking somebody in the button and then that's that cream
starts coming out. That's the mix of the coconut oil.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
What I think that's a yeast infection. That disgusting. I
love that girl. I don't know what that is, but
it's girls. I think they need boric acid and like
monus that it's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Not this.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I'm not fucking that pussy. You might as well give
me a kill fee not to know it.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
So since we all being honest, right, yo, what's happening?
We're being honest.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
So you've been doing this since COVID, so it's still
kind of failing new right, You've you've name dropped a
couple of people. What I want to know, are there
any Is there anybody in particular that you met and
was maybe a little starstruck or like, yo, a.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Few Because I like to do fan folks. I like
to give people that aren't in the industry, per se
a chance, and some people get intimidated. But I talked
their dick out. We talked about that we probably just
won't use that.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
But wait, fan folks are real.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Yeah, of course, how does that work? You just write
an email?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Well, yeah, like they do a submission and they show
everyone likes to show their dick pics for whatever reason,
they send them over Instagram. No want asks for it,
but it's like, okay, they send a submission in and
they like pay their way to come where we are,
and they're just like, all right, you ready, And if
they're ready, it's great. If we can use it, great
and now here they are. If not, it's like, we

(55:54):
won't use it, but thanks for the experience. How would
you How would you feel about that?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I'm just blown away because I've seen Brittain. I've seen
miss be Nasty doing.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Shout out to her.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
We're very close, right, I've seen her, right, we was
all in the same booth area, right, so I've seen
her do fans for I didn't know that that was
actually real.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, of course we can do it right now. We're
in Brooklyn, the Dollar Vans. It's super fine. I'm tested
wait you well, why not someone has to drive flying.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Down flat Bush?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yes, why you said it like that?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Yes, some hot guys out here, they're very like flying
ship in her from the Caribbean, Joseph Britain. I can
get me some like you know, I can eat well, Dick.
They're gonna give it to me, give me yo.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
You know that's the name of the text. You know
at this point it's coming in.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
So but like I was saying, so you did like
your name dropped pinky right, so I know you and
her probably a decent relations what's super close.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
We're some other people.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
That now you are carry Key Ja Fire, Beauty d
Or my favorite fucking Carmen Hayes Kitt and Caramel Lexington.
Still the mister Marcus Eckle Strong Like I'm very into
Eva Divine Siah j. I'm very like in tune and

(57:24):
support it by the OG legends, and I'm very excited
about that and I like respect them.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
To they embrace you.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
They do, okay because you know sometimes like you will
find like so I'll be honest right when I have
talks with shout out, shout out to my homie Dodge, right,
when me and John we had conversations, she will always say, like,
sometimes your biggest hater as a woman is another woman,
you know, Like sometimes women like the gatekeep and they
make it difficult for the women coming up underneath them.
So it is kind of like really really fly to here,

(57:52):
like all these people that you name, like these Mount
Weshmore figures, they embrace you with like love though.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Oh shout out to the sky black two. The point is, uh,
we It's the way you approach a situation. I'm not
trying to like a Nicki Minajen Cardi b or whatever
happens there. Like, I'm not trying to take your place.
I respect your place. But if you're done and you
want to pass the torch, I got you type shit.
That's how it goes. If you respect them and you

(58:20):
remind them that they are important to the whole historical
part of black porn, they literally give you more flowers
as an up and coming versus Hey bitch, like could
we shoot? Can we? Like it's just the way you
present yourself and I'm super attentive. It might be daddy
to them.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
You're talking about the history, right, what's the difference from
what you know because you've been in this short period
of time from back there to how it is now
what you've learned from other people.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Oh so different, super water down SuperM Before, like porn
stars were like in the dark, like when you see them,
it's like really celebrity status, like because you don't see
these people. But on TV now it's just very accessible.
There's only fans. There's Instagram. We're posting our daily lives
you never seen like before, like we go strong at

(59:07):
the casino, Like it's just like click click click click click.
So there's it was like more of a like a
dark web type thing, like there's celebrities, but you don't
see them. Now it's more like you can catch me
having a baby. I don't know, you.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Know you have a real life.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Yeah, it's not like I'm just like this is a
fictional person, Like this is a real person.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
You didn't see a porn star til you went to
Urban X or like a convention. That's when you see them.
So it was like a little bit more exclusive. Now
everything is on blast.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
So and regular people is into it more out loud.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Oh, it was like behind the red kernel fans right
my homegirl the other day she was like, yeah, you know,
I was talking about something. She was talking about fucking,
and she was like, yeah, that's why I sell this pussy.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
What I was like, you do? What why you say that?
She was like, Nigga, I sell this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
What do you think niggas just gonna be out here
front nor nowadays?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yes, I'm selling Kuchie. I'm it's like we're selling it.
I don't know where. What's the price?

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Asking for a friend?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I am not regularly doing that here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
We have to hit you guys up on the d
M if you guys want to book, and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I am not putting on the fans book line.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Not for sale. My time is for that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yes, say that, say that it's right, but what are you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I am half Nigerian, half baby see you and your
Nigerian Our wedding will be amazing. But first of all,
I am. My pussy is not for sale. My time
is me to come and not scam you. That's what
you're paying for. I never told you I'm going to
fuck when I get here. I don't pussy unless I'm
on set, right, don't So I'm serious. That makes a

(01:01:04):
lot of sense for real, I don't want anybody get
it I'm an actress because I don't know how much. Basically,
it depends on each Each person is different. If I
come to your house and you're like, oh, this is
just your beach house, or the pussy right don't want
up to right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Now, she's going down that whole bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
You will just pour it. What you trying to be cute?

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Give me the bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
This is my medicine, and I don't get drunk off it.
You have to learn your tequila. I am a tequila girl.
I'm sorry, I'm a tequila It didn't touch and that part, bitch,
don't play with me. This is beautiful set by the
way than you. But like, I'm a tequila girl, and

(01:01:48):
you have to learn your tequila's. Like if you once
you learn your tequila's, you can function the whole day
through with tequila. Don't switch it and get patrolled because
they ain't got your dime.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Just don't drink.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Drink orco get a champagne. And I'm the most or something.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
So you know, me and Tow we used to do
this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
It's so funny just us here like this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
It brings back to like one are the beginnings of
this ship for me, we used to do this thing
where it was called the Hardest offt Monday Night Raw right,
and one of the most famous segments a segment called Dick.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Yell on Dick Yo. We will dive. We dove into
a couple of things. But there's one thing that I
want to ask you now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
The answer.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
I'm very, very very curiousy what your answer is. So everybody,
for the most part, has a bucket list. What does
your sexral buget list look like? If you still have one,
because I know you actually get the opportunity to knock
a lot of shit out, even show a whole.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
List, But give us the top three things on your bucket.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
List, things that you want to do. Gang bang cocky,
gang Bang cocky. And I really would like to do
a Foxy Brown movie Patreon and non Patreon maybe to
b I've done a movie with Foxy Brown, but it
was like porn and like put more effort into it.

(01:03:06):
It went very well. But like, really do like a
movie where you know, so non adult film, Yeah, like
days like the HBO Jamerson Ron Jeremy, like let's go
on MTV with this ship.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I love those movies, real movies that you could watch
in their scenes and go by and then they they're
but there's really it's a movie thing. I hate that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I'm not a fan of the ones with the scene
stars and she's just in a dong or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
It's like, I need to know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
While her phone cut off, why do you need rent?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
I need to know why did you get.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
It was it was told you what it does.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
It'sous. It's ridiculous just saying times yo, we need that.
Though for me in Black Point, we need more of that.
We do the more storylines and shit like that, you
know what I mean. I think the storylines they give
us now is most on Blacked Ship like that, you
know what I mean. But I want to see us
creating real movies and shit like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Why don't you do it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I have, but you said that you want to do
more that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Why don't but I do?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
That was a question.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I have more of it on my site, right That's
what I'm getting to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Yeah, only fans, because I don't have a website right now.
I'm working on it. It's just a little bit tedious
because you just don't want to have like the fans
will be like I could build a website for you like,
that's great, but like you don't want everybody to like
build your codes and you have access to its hard
because now they have your content your hard drive. You
have to trust somebody to do things right. And then

(01:04:39):
if you're running a website, you have to have the
coding of it because what if it shuts down? You
don't have to trust somebody with that. I need the
code to make it run again. So that's all it is.
I don't want well, I have thought about AI. I'm
not gonna lie what No website, there's really AI where
they or not? It looks like that you I think

(01:05:00):
it's done, but it's not. They are like in Hampton's
not fucking oh ship. They're gonna hate me for this.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
I'm confused.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
What are you talking about right now?

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Is the website or yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
And there because they have their AI is artificial intelligence,
so they have your likeness. It looks like you, it
looks like him, but we never did that for real.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
What they creating?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
They're creating ship duh and you can't tell.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
So you can't tell, no style, I don't believe that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
I'm never going imo.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
The email pictures on Instagram, what the girls are are tired.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
I'm following, yo, I go on Instagram. So that's what
she said. That's true. There's a girl on Instagram. She
fire super crazy, right, But I looked at her, I
got the picture. I said, hold on because it's not real.
She looks good to be real, I started saying. I
started sending it to my people, my bros.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
And here, Yo, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
What's so funny? I said this a minute ago. People thinking, yeah,
look at this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
And she ain't a real person. You sure, bro, it,
says Ai in her bio. Why my nigga?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I seen a nigga in the comments? No, my other nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Following up, I said, you know it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Not it's not a real person.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
He's trying to talk to a BlackBerry.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
This right next to you when you were at the
whole city.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
But they really so they could you really think that
this thing could look like it's real and real life?
It's a come on do I gotta come on. I
gotta give you that up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
It's not a realtive.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Yes her, it's not a real thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Respect for her, But you didn't know that because you
liked it before I got here.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
I did not. I did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Don't take your like I didn't like I didn't like it.
I liked it, you liked it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
You double tap, I did gun tap?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
You do one of these.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
A podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
I knew from looking at the picture that it was
too she that's too that's too good, it's too good,
or she could be trans Okay, I don't have a
problem with that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
I'm just saying they look too good to be true
because they are girly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Girly, but it is. But that's why they look that
good because because created this part.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
She was tough on the ground you created, though I'm
super animated created.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
You can't really I can't. How can I judge them?
If I couldn't judge you, you come in and you
ask the super fact you can.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
You're friends, and you can't judge me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
You could be like, just stop, why that's she's doing
what it's supposed to do for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Because you just asked me about my surgery just a
few minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
I didn't mean to disrespect.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
And I'm going to go a little bigger, just a
few ccs, not freaking going bigger than yeah, appointment in
Miami for expers are I'm going to have band aids.
What is band aids on your butt.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Ship you put when you when you get a cut.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
I thought it was like that's when I'm wearing a
one piece and you can't tell because I got glue
on my butt for it all.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Out, it's very Do you find that you have a
lot of fetish people?

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
What is it that they finished that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Kind of ship? That's why I just fucked the midget
the other day.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
You can't say that little.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Person with the big dick Jesus Christ. Wait what the
entire time I was trying to pick my You're so cute,
Oh my god, let me pick you up. And then
for our posted was like I wish I was a
little bit small. I wish I was a baller. I
went back there and I went viral to I did,
how is that? I don't know what I'm doing. I

(01:08:40):
don't know what's happening when it's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
You fucked on the circus sack?

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Wait did he pulled out of Joseph.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
At Joseph, it was like, who's fucking wait? But you're
so cute, come here, let me do something. But you
let me pick you up. He was like, bitch, stop,
I'm a girl. Man Like that's like when Mike Tys
kids has cute. He's so leano. He was like, girl,
I'm about to fuck the ship out. You stop playing?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Did Diddy?

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
He did?

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
What's the little nigga from Game of Thrown?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I was like, get this little nigga out of here?
What's the little nigga from Game with Throw? SUV Truck?
Gett me show off big? You're hungry? Want a big man?
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
I know Ab has to get out of here soon.
We haven't even started the show. And she brought us
some gifts.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
What gifts?

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Right? Hold on listen.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
I don't trust her.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Because she's talking about the bags that she's got, but
she's not even talking about the things that she's doing now.
I think I see I see you want a twenty
v one? He had time they see you want a
twenty v one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
I was on a bunch of them. I was going
on with Orlando Brown. He called me Diddy.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
What's the twenty v one?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Think? When finding love one guy on twenty girl?

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
He called you Diddy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
We know each other. It's funny because he he says
he fucked Diddy. Orlando Brown. I don't know, but I
believe everything he says, is the point because Raven Simone
definitely says I'm not saying thing about him about because
he has a mind and he's great, and I just
won't talk back. So I believe everything he says. Honestly,
I don't believe what he says.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
I believe that he knows what to say, he knows
how to get his ship gone off. Ral he's gonna
go viral. That Nigga doesn't give parties.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
I mean he wasn't. I mean I haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
You haven't been a ditty party. I don't know. It's
just like to dance a lot. I've been in a
ditty party, don't you don't They dance?

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
It's incredible. But I'm not talking about the after work
the after party party. I'm talking about the one versus
Yeah versus J party, white parties like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Nikki's in the building like it's lit. I was there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Let me start the show right, let me introduce it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
We haven't even started.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Yeah, this is four player joh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
H Laney. We might have to be a little bit
late because my bros is here. We're gonna start this
show tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 6 (01:10:59):
I like this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
I think, Yeah, here we go right. First of all,
how much full play? What's a good time for you
for full play?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
I don't like it. I don't like finger in and
all that where it should just give me dig.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
To just come in.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Like mister sure from the gym. I don't give a But.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
When I say there's a problem, I like perform. No,
because when I say, he'd be judging me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
But maybe he doesn't like perform. Don't judge him that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
I don't do what y'all talking? What's perform?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Like? Like theol like I didn't shower? Like? Don't shower
you like that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
You want the musk.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
I don't mind basketball sweat.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
I don't. It's like you've been working hard.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Let's go say that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
I mean, I don't eat pork anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
But I have like the pork.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Are you okay? I'm asking you to get high blood
pressure from you might as well get it from dick.
It's all salty. You might as well. It's me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
You got a point.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
It tastes like the oxtails you're eating ass ox sales
and oxes ass. I don't mind eating a man steak
from the gym. He's been working hard.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
That's what I'm saying, you're not a real person either.
I see what's going on here. I'm in a room
full of anime. That's what's going on. It's full of
hand tie.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
I'm a real nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
You like it, pussy ago, No.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Let's they know how to do it right, I don't
like a lot of guys don't know what to do
and they don't get the Alexa. I'm like Alexa GPS
and they're not getting it. They're looking at like a
goddamn milk got a k like a kid and out
of milk. Like that is so annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
We don't know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Well, I'm telling you how to. I'm pushing your head
and you keep moving it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
You don't know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Every time I move, you move and you just fuck
my nut up. It's a problem. Just stay there and
listen read the room. They don't know how they thinking
that they want to do some porn.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
When you say listen, listen to what you're telling me? Yes,
what are you saying?

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
How do you what kind of directions are you?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Oh my god? How you do it with a Bitch's like?
It's like stay and when I do that, just stay
right there, don't move, please, for the love of Jesus,
but they moved. I just sucked my whole nut up.
Now we got to do it for another thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Yeah, before I start the shot, just want to let
y'all know, wife, you fucked up another nut.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
I do not mind hers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
I'm in there. I'm doing the thing. I'm staying in rhythm.
I got the position. She see the eyes go back. Oh, yeah,
you're about to come. Yeah, you're about to come.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. She stives.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
She goes back, She goes, move back.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Move where she just told you? Back where to the
back of her ship. You need a fucking map. This
is the product. What mean? Leave it alone? That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Just leave it alone. Get a toy, get a melrose,
or just forget it where just forget it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
My dumb ass would have backed out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Yo, that's what her comes said.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Just forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Just she st I lost it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
What do you mean you lost it? Get it back?
You call it, Joseph.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
It's gonna take a little moment like when you guys
get soft, when you were like right there, and she's like,
hold on my phones ringing, my girlfriend's calling, my granny's calling.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
You're like, uh, niggas answer niggas answering the phone for
their grandma while they.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
I was Joseph.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Joseph would answer.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
Yo, this can we We're not gonna say, Joseph for
the rest of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
We are.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
We're getting merged.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
You are not getting merged.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
We are We're gonna I'm gonna exists when I exactly
my friend and you got Joseph with the goddamn with
your bar code in the back. Yeah, I'm gonna get
a billboard in Times Square Joseph with.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Like b m F. But just say, God, Joseph, come on,
this is chat. I really like this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
This is cha. Look everybody like Joseph. This is the
love that they're gonna buy that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
God, y'all ready to start the show? It welcome, Welcome
to the heart of my show, the show where we
talk about things men like, wait, what did you say?

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
I said no when you started anyway, So tell.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Me what are we supposed to do? Should we just
leave and go to Ruth Chris? That's what he wanted
to want to go to Ruth Chris brook chop.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
He wants a fan fuk.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
First after we need to eat the damn done drop
drop the mic volunteer blown away by fans. No oil
in here, he's dropping ship all right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Let me welcome to the hard a soft Show. The
show we talk about the things men like about sex,
the things men don't like about sex, the things that
make us hard and the things that make us soft.
My name is Taho TV, and I am here with
my prayers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
There a k a Joseph, what is Joseph?

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
What was you gotta say? Joseph Joys Mama said, He
said she had a thing. She didn't even have to think.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
She was like, oh yeah, you know that Jostle nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
A k A well, damn the ambiance you said the
what was it? Chocolate elegant?

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
What was it? What was it?

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
At assistant?

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
We just go yeah, thunder that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Playing well? How many money times? He stands up and
put him short down, the good suffering in them short like,
hold on, let me put my shorts down.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
I said, what you got a big old.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Doctor him from Jesus Christ?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
What are your other? A ks?

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
Go off beyond beyond. I don't want beyond beyond because
i'd be in the back.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Oh yeah, he's a stripper.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Bro, that's a stripper name coming out now is beyond
a K that oil and tho you got short some.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
Big, that's funny, come out a K A drill Clinton?

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Wait what drill?

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Clinton said, Bill? That's cool and I think that's it. Yeah,
that is one more just just cool.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Is a ship show, younger.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
I love you. It's so good. I love it so good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Chad's loving us to everybody wants to merge. Everyone's like
Joseph Jules.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
And Joseph Christina said, a K the Killer, the wet dreams.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Yes, I take it, I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
We're missing Courtney today. We missed you so much, caught.
I wish she was here. And we're also missing yester Less.
I wish yesterday was in the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Building with us.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
He would he would be having a ball. I love
my team, and today I have somebody here. I met
years ago at Exotica. She was actually my booth man.
She was like really right next to me the whole time,
and we vibed out, we drank together and shout out
to the security team. Right and she was basically my
introduction because you know. When I showed up to Exodica,

(01:18:35):
I have to say I was a fan. I've never
been to nothing like this, never been around porn stars
and never been like I might have seen like I said,
I would see growing up, traveling down ninety five, you
would see Exotica or.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
What's it called, Hold on my big two?

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
I was like, what you want to pull out?

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
I just I would see I would see X rated
convention on the billboards, but I would never think that
that's for black people. So to go in there, shout
out to Tayomi and everybody that was in that space,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
I met half there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
You know, so many people, but this one here, we
talked the whole time, in between taking pictures with fans.
She's like she had her own bottle. The same way
she got here. She was like, go get a drink,
and I had to go through her security. I was like,
she told me, she said, yea, yeah, good, she got
she got us lit. You know what I'm saying, we're

(01:19:35):
supposed to go out. We're supposed to go out that night.
I think we were supposed to link, but I wanted
them just hanging out chilling. Now you know I'm too
old for that, but yeah, yeah, but I am here
with the remarkable, outstanding, outstanding, lavish, miraculous.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Anime body, queen, look at this, Look at them?

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
What they so much for having me? It's amazing. I
am sweating from every orifice I have.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I'm so weak.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
So literally, so you're in New York City.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
I'm having an amazing time. I see the most crazy.
You know, I took the A train to get to you.
I was on the train. I had a good time.
I fell asleep. Everyone's sleeping at this hour, this rush hour.
First of all, I feel like and it was it
was fun.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
So you know, I do want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
So it's safe to say you definitely have a out
of the ordinary look to you. That very chocolity your body,
like you said, is like anime. You know, you have
these dimple piercings.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
You know, you kind of like walk with your aura
on you this pot So.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
If that being said, I know you attract a lot
of attention, like on a daily basis, non stop, non stop,
non stop.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
How do you deal in cope with that?

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
Because I mean, and I'm just saying, you know, even
for me, I'm on a way way war a way
more minor scale than you. Sometimes I have the biggest
don't Joseph, don't talk that period. Sometimes yeah, absolutely, first
times even I have a problem, you know, with like

(01:21:16):
coping with that kind of attention.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
So a person like you, I want to know it is.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
It's something that you've always embraced and if not, tell
me how the transition went from then until now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
I feel like you should just be a people person
and you ask for this. So I didn't necessarily ask
for the fame part of it. It was just about
the money for me, like something else to do, which
clearly made money because I was around all these legends
we talked about earlier. But my thing was just more
or less about longevity and not viral because we could
do that all day. It was more like legendary status.

(01:21:48):
So the people that I respected are the people that
I got my advice from. And with that being said,
you have to be a people person.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
You're in the service industry.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
M m M, so.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
This part and like they'll see you at the airport
with your bonnet on, they'll see you at Starbucks when
you're just trying to be normal get coffee. But my
thing is just to be very as approachable as I can.
I'm learning more of that because for some reason, my
fans have learned to approach me. But I'm one of

(01:22:24):
those things that they get starstruck and it's like, no,
if you just talk to me, I promise you I'm
super cool. So I'm learning to kind of tone down
a bit. I used to be at the conventions with
like one hundred K with the jewelry on and like
red bottoms of the ass. I'm on my like fucking
Nicki Minaj and it's like she's here, but I can't

(01:22:47):
talk to her. So now I'm into more like twitching
and gaming and like I'll put Jordan's on feel me.
You know, you don't have to be bigger than life
talking with the people. So that's my main thing. If
someone wants a picture or they want to talk to me,
even when I don't really honestly feel like it, I

(01:23:07):
will do it. So that's my thing with my fans,
Like I'm uh, you have to be like a people person. Yeah,
I love people, And there's no day where it's like
I don't I don't sleep. Can you know how many
hours you're going to sleep? When you're dead. I don't sleep.
It's just like I'll be here, there, everywhere. I may

(01:23:28):
be maybe a little late, but I'll always show up.
And my word is bond And that's very important, uh,
in the industry. I'm talking about any industry, music and
its celebrity whatever. People lie a lot. It's like yes, yes, yes, everything,
but like I try to follow through with my yeses.
So I think that's important building relationships.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Well, you did follow through with one of you, with
some of yesters, and we'll get to that in a second,
but really quick, I want to ask you a question.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Something that you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Enjoy about being ebity mystique and that you would wish
that people, especially fans, something that maybe fans you wish
would change or you know, see or notice or you
know what I mean about.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
You just being ebone even sick. I would like to
turn it off sometimes, but I realized that my job
is three sixty five. I know how to do a dick.
Is this a dick? Matthew, don't put it in your mouth?

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Please? She could?

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Oh no, you did, Why would you?

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Well? You asked me not too sorry, rebellion.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
You don't have a gag reflix you don't. It's there,
but that's too big to gag you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
What did I just see?

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
So she really just she really just deep throat it
the mic steaks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
I'm just letting y'all know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
If you're out there and you're not subscribed to the Patreon,
bless you, bro because what brows.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Are here is fine. Here, my bros approved. I'll suck
your dick to no.

Speaker 6 (01:24:58):
No, but.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
I can't. I don't. I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
I won't even ring the bell because I liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
I don't bring that. I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
I liked it. I'll retire. No, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
I dont want you to.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
I don't want you to. So you said you don't
like being eystday, I.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Kind of work here. I would like some personal time
because there's two of me, maybe three. I'm a Scorpio sage.
My birthday, well your mom and ax her. If it's okay,
it's fine. I'm just born like this. Eleven twenty three.
Those are numbers. Everybody can play twenty three on Jordan. Look,

(01:25:38):
it's a twenty three right there. It's a very good number.
So I am a Scorpio sage, and I kind of
figured out that I was born this way, so that's cool.
I'm magnetic. Everybody doesn't deserve my smile and they like
to be around me, and that's cool. But I would
love to turn it off at some point.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
I would What does mem like me?

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
It's like, let me wash your clothes, but I'm gonna
look in your basket and make sure you didn't shoot
on yourself if you're a guy, because they're streaky. I don't.
I don't want you to see that, but I want
to see that because I want to be like personally,

(01:26:21):
my panties might have a little b B on it sometimes,
all right, I didn't. This is what I smell draws.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
You smell draws.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Yes, I smell everything I eat. I smell my food
before I eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
But I am eating your possibly maybe tongue in there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Sorry, I got I got brot.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Of course, there's no this is a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Why it's not if you If I'm if I'm sucking
it from the bag, it's a asshole. I need something
to lick. I need a moment deep throatd I need
to breathe. I need to lick something to talk that ship.
I'm gonna get in that hole. That's a whole hell

(01:27:15):
want And you're like, look at you got them.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
I don't have no pillows to block my ship no more.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
You don't need no pillow. Right, you need a pillow
so you don't scream like a girl.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
You need you need some looser, short grown ass man.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
I was screaming, you will right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
ABS said.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
She likes to keep her word right now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Not only is she really amazing at being the actress,
being a black woman, She's an amazing woman, amazing. But
when I was on the phone where her, I was
asking her like, yo, what are you into right now?
Like what do we what are you doing right now?
And she not only has her own line of toys,

(01:28:01):
she's also a brand manager or brand ambassador for a company.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Right a male something you guys, I don't have a dick,
so that's super for you. I don't know what to
tell you, but let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
What exactly do you have for us here? What are
these gifts toys?

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Because I don't want to I'm trying to go on
the hiatus.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
No, my ass? What probably did?

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Let me check?

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
It's all right, it's all right, it's soaked in.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
So this is the number one sex tour to the wart.
Oh gosh, but they want this so it's cool. So
the Gouck three thousand, that's a mail enhancement toy. It
will definitely get you good in the bedroom. You want

(01:28:49):
to try it here, I brought your gift. Get it accepted.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Bro, she's I just seen this the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
It's the most viral sex toy from mel in the
world and everyone loves it. It's the Quakery thousand. Everybody's
seen it, and like, I think it's like making sex
the bedroom comfortable. I'm finding out because they're doing very successful.
And the honey packs are I saw you in a chat.
I got you the honey packs. A lot of men

(01:29:20):
must have like sexual dysfunction and it doesn't matter what age.
So this is helping you guys out because girls like
vibrators sometimes and don't be like.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
On it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
So that's your girl vibrator that guys get mad at.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
You know, wife, he bought me one of these, but
I didn't realize that you're supposed to use lube real
oh yeah, so it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Was just about it. You got something real quick, so
definitely use your favorite lube and definitely wash it. Toys
are very important before you get like weird ship from
like the last and that's just basic soap and water.

(01:30:02):
But definitely use your favorite loop with that and have
a good time. It has ten I feel like a
fucking HQ, like I'm on Home Shopping Club. So yeah, guys, today,
I have a male vibrator that is for you, guys.
Use your favorite lube and go. It has ten vibrations,
five vibrations. Whatever the fuck I forgot right now, but

(01:30:25):
it works.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
It was with Home Improvements.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
I felt like that I did. But it's for you.
And I think sexual experiences should be liberated. People are
super coveted about sex and what they like, and that's
why people cheat, and that's why things happen. Just be
communicative of what you like in the bedroom, and I
think things will go great. Now.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
I'm kind of all right. Over the course of my time,
I've had a lot of experiences. When you go to
bed in the Chicks bed or in your bed, you
reach under the pillow. Here's a vibrator. She's like, wow,
she's cheating on me with the vibrator. Would you feel
a way if you reach under guy's pillow and he
had the male roles.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Why do you feel like that that's so not fair.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
No, I know, now, I know, but I haven't always
been sexually liberated. I did not realize well for one
to be honest, honestly and to be honest, hold on,
hold on, this is we talk about this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
To be honest. She was cheating on me with the vibrator.
And you want to know why.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
It's because I used to beg her to have sex
and she didn't want to have sex, but she would
always be using the vibrator.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
It's all we were talking about earlier. You your your
tongue can't go turn off. You can't, so just accept it,
just like put it in the bedroom with.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
All right, So why not use I bought her a vibrator?

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Why not use it with me?

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Judgment? She thought? Maybe because you talked about Look how
you're talking about her now eat it on you with it?
You were like being judged, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
I would ask him for sex. I remember one time.
I think I've told this story right. I'm sexually frustrated.
I leave out to go to work. I forgot my
metro card at home, so I wound up walking maybe
a block blocking half something. I had to go back
to get my metro card. I didn't have the money
like that to buy any metro car.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Does we can just go back you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
As soon as I walk in the crib, I was tight,
because why am I walking around? Dick unsucked? But you're overhere.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
That's the problem. This is what I'm saying. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
That's why it's cheating. I used to kick this ship
the vibrat. I kicked the vibrator.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
You yes, because she's not attending to him as a point,
you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
But I bought her the vibrator because she told me
she had never came before. So I was like, oh,
we're gonna get that out of the way right now.
Took it right to the store. Matter of fact, hold on,
not only did I take it to the store. As
soon as we got in the car, set do it
now this far now, we ain't even got to get
to the crib. She put her on what's her name,

(01:33:05):
her handset all the way back, all the way back,
and she nutted right there. I gave her the back
I gave. I felt like I gave her that orgasm
because I bought that vibrator.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
So you deserved, Dick suck so, but the dick can't
get sucked at this point cigarette like y'all put on Netflix, bitch, so.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
You can't tell. So for me personally, you can't say
that I had an unhealthy dislike for it because I
feel like in competition it was getting it was getting
the pussy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Yeah, she was too happy. I bought you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
I brought you your next this part.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
I introduced you to your next nigga.

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
And you left me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
Damn, I need a shot, all right, We got to
get out of here soon, right. As a matter of fact,
she has eight minutes left. She has eight minutes left,
right next, I'll be back.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
Problem.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
I have two questions for you, and they are based on.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
What this show is named after. Hard and so the
hard something you love about sex, something that makes you
hard or wet, obviously, right, tell me something that is
just for you, something that you like on your for
your body, or something that you like to do to
somebody else. It ain't got to be the most general

(01:34:27):
ship in the world. Again, like I said, it might
be that you want to stick three albums in your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
I don't care what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
I'm allergic to peanuts.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Me too, but peanuts and not alms anyway, anyway, something
that you specifically like about sex, something that makes you hard.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Ready, yes, very simple, yes hard, yes, what makes me dry?

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Saw?

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
That is not fair.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
That is the answer that you can't. You already said
he was talking to Matthew. You've already said that. Sometimes
guys go through ship.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
You paid me a lot of money to be here.
That's not I'm under nda. But anyways, that's the answer. Hard.
Dick is amazing, It's powerful. It's like amazing. It's like, okay,
he's into me, he's ready to go soft. Dig is
like okay, now I have to work. You should already

(01:35:27):
be ready for me.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
That's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
You should.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
That's not true. That's not fair.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Why not because the pussy ain't always just wet. You
gotta get it ready. Why do I gotta jump start pussy?
But you gotta jump start to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
My pussy is mine. I didn't ask you to do
anything for me. I'm talking about you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
The ladies always ask us, say, you got to spend
time on her. You gotta warm her up, you gotta
make them.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
And gorge those girls. What they say say that, This
is my answer.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
So your pussy just always wet.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
It could be you could.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
We're talking about now, yes, couch.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Did you not see me put my goddamn shorts down?

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Joseph, No, don't put a pussy stain on the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
I'm definitely smelling.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
You should.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
Wait, you spread number nine, but you got this is nasty,
So just what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
It doesn't I just like, like like how your balls
might be a little bit salty and musty. Just put
a little bunk creed over there and it's just.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Like on your nutsack. Yeah, that's got that's gotta taste horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Yeah, I don't care. It smells great. I smell my
food before I eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Lady y'all wanted to put some perfume, some cologne on
his some.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Some creed that should be sounded like this should be
smelled like chop chop, steak chopped, Sue. And I don't
mind perfor wrong, but if you thought about it, I
like it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
Some question what got you wet on the couch? That
you so damn wet on the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
She's jos Joseph, she said, And like all these lovely
black men, it's hot in here. I love it. Do
you not see these guys.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
They said, you want to gang bang. You've never done
a ganggang before?

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
Why not? I did a reverse, but not like, what's
a reverse?

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
Girls on guy? So you can have a bunch of
girls one guy. That's a reverse. I haven't done it
yet because I just thought about my brand. Been offered
a lot for it. But I just think that that's
for me. My blow bang was for me. You know
what my blow bang?

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Mad? Dis mad?

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
How many is mad?

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
I had several? Seven? No, seven, you can we can
pull that up to And then when we ended, after
I joined everybody, the director was super hard and I'm like,
let's just wrap this up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
You got the director to ye great sweatb Sure did
didn't call him?

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
You said, you're good?

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
No, I didn't, but I would. I was tired.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
I would.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Tell them.

Speaker 5 (01:37:55):
You want to know, Well, the second came outside my mom,
hold on, I gonna hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Why Joseph, Why did I call my mom? Yeah, and
we're clipping that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
We're calling everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
You're not clipping that clipping that I'm telling to send
it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Put it to the mic.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Heble So I'm on the show right now, you're live.
So we're talking about my blow bang remember that? Of
course that of course you do, and you were the videographer.
Were just establishing for the world. And how many dicks
was it that I did?

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
I think it was like seven gods?

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
And when I was done, because that was such an
amazing scene. Were you super hard for me? And you
want me to suck your dick too? But it was
time to wrap up because I wanted subway? I was
super hungry, was it? Were you super hard for me?

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Super great as usual?

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
Okay, are you gonna Are you gonna wind up doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
He's never getting on camera, but I would. I'll call
you back soon. Thank you? Are we established?

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
Thank you? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
I believe you are something else.

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
I believe that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Now you said you wanted a Bukacki scene. Isn't that
when you got all of the nuts on you? Isn't that?

Speaker 8 (01:39:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
But it's more than that. It's like you drink everybody's not.
So it's like something in it, like this cop and
it's like here, here, here, and.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
I just be like, oh, oh my god, yo, oh
my god, oh my goodness, Lord, have mercy.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
I you know, I have nothing to say I do.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
What was the third thing on your on your on
your bucket list.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
We didn't get to that yet. I don't know. I
would like the Big Eye in London, you know that
big that's the biggest wheel of the world, where you
go on those wheels. I would love to get stuck
and like fox the ship out of somebody up there,
or like a terrace in Paris where everybody's walking and
we're just fucking and they're like looting a song. That

(01:40:16):
is my fantasy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
Wow' y'all wait, so you're fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
On a terrorist so they can all see us maybe
by the like Eiffel Tower type ship and they're just
onlookers and they're just like, yeah, get her, And I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Just like, yeah, just linked over. The alcony terrace is
like a balcony and you just lenked over, just going crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Yeah a song.

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
We have like a whole field of people like yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
Yeah, yeah, And I'm like, yeah, Rocky was running.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
That's a fantasy. It might have it. The beach was
my fantasy. But the sand is super dirty.

Speaker 5 (01:40:56):
It's great, it sounds it looked better in my head.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
It's just gross.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
That ship hurts. Sand is like glass. You let that
get on over.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
It's not cute.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
That ship is not It sounds good, it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Great drink, it looks great. Just let it go now,
not only are you the brand ambassador for the walk.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Sorry, you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Sorry, that was wrong. That was don't judge. That was
judging all day.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
We're going to Pride. We're not going to prye fu
all right, fine, just come.

Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
On, baby steps.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Where did you Where did you pull that from?

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Where did you even pull that from you?

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
I just thought we could, like we can have like
a whole little you know, those things that they walk
around what.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
Is it called a flag?

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
No, not a not a flag, the whole thing where
you're doing the show. You got a whole thing in
the show. What is it called? Oh come on, you've
been okay a parade, But we have our own little
thing in the.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
I would love to have a hardest off floating in
the provy or for like.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
Don't they have like the West Indian Parade this far
we can do it well for Pride.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
We are going to have all LGBTQ members the whole month.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
That's all like a super dope float. Maybe a baby
oil sign in the front. Well, you just go with
you always going so far not using baby oil. Coon
cheaper than coconut.

Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
It was a cocoa butter. I hated him.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
It's a difference between four ninety nine and Whole Food
twenty four ninety nine with coconut oil.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
But it has a better But we're trying to get.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Babe, we have a float, were already paid for.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
The baby oil isn't even good for y'all to have down.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
It's horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:42:53):
That is not good for No.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Oh, that's horrible. Actually, that will give you an es today.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Yeah, it'll break the condoms, but won't give you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
It'll it'll in fact, it'll give y'all because it'll.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Break the condom. Baby, somebody is gonna get you. We're
both gonna get it. We both need meds.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
No, no, we got COVID please condom. Not only are
you the ambassador for the three thousand, you are also
hosting the Urban Was it Urban X?

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
How'd you get?

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
How'd that go about?

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
I don't know. I never know anything that happens, but
I'm super honored and I appreciate all of it. So
hopefully your guys are coming. You're definitely coming. August seventeenth,
it's in l A at the Regal Center, and it's
going to be a fucking shit show clearly. Oh they're not.
I'm like, I'm not reading any of those things that

(01:43:49):
come on those things the prompters. I ain't paying attention
to that. We're just about to have some turn of TV.
Kendrick Lamar's in La we about it's about to be crazy,
oh my, and I'm super excited about it. So you
guys are definitely in the building. Hope you guys get
your tickets. By the way, open nominations are still on

(01:44:11):
urbanexs dot com. Anyway, we'll put in the chat. But
vote me for everything, yeah, vote vote Not really into
the awards thing because I've got nominations on awards already.
But this is fun. I would love to be a
host and get an award. That never happens.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Me, right, it never. I've never seen it, Like now
it has to happen here. Can we make this happen?
For Ebony mistake, She's the host of the ship and
somebody else is doing the present of the award and
they call the whole stuff to get the word. Can
we make that happen?

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
I've never seen that happen.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Let's go. I've never to do some different ships.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
I would appreciates it's open ebony.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
You got to be one of the most amazing guests
we've ever we've ever had?

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
Is this clean? Does they have COVID on it? Are
they tested? Tested? Don't you can't name Steezers Stanley Steamers.
I'm tested. I'm not gonna leave nothing for him.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
We got to get out here.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
You mean a very yep yep?

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Where can people google me?

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
We come to my bros.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
We will have her information. Everybody stop drinking. You got
another interview after this.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
This is like coffee? Are I super normal? Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
You're amazing?

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
I can go crazier.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
I don't want to go crazy. What is crazy like?

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Do you want to know me super normal? What do
you want to do?

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
What do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
What do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Yea? What do you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
You want to Joseph?

Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
Don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
This show? Patreon at pareon dot com, backslash the Hard
or Soft Show. Can't wait to see in.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
The disc want to me? Thank you for putting out
with you. I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
We love you all.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
I love you it's the show, show

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