295. Show Me What That Neck Do

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Can I ask you a question? Why you don't ever
play with my nipples? I got nipples too. It's my
turn to get tied up knocking headcuts though I got PTSD.
Welcome the hardest soft where men speak. So hopefully somebody
will understand when you say freaky? What's what's freaky? What
you what you mean by freaky? If I do this?
You're not gonna tell your friends?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
That was important. I ain't gonna shot.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I was important at the deck. Wait, we have a
one eight seven.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hold on, I'm not ready yet.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
That's okay, I'm gonna say is Yes, I don't. I
don't invite the guys out like I just happened to
run into them. Don't go out at all unless he's
making money. So that's a dub luone. I've run into
him by accident. I would have ran into you to
the AMC brunch party. Who I saw.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
You saw me?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
No I did it?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
No, No you didn't I did. We had a mutual
and I saw you and I was like, I don't know,
I don't remember. I would have went there and I
probably would have been partying with my little brother, but
I ended up not going.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
So you're saying, because I hang out in Manhattan, I
don't see that's why you don't see me.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
No, it's not that I don't know type of bob.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't know what I think.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
You'd be doing when you don't be here, because I
don't want to compromise you whatever you.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Got going on. But I just don't think you be
having time to like do much. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
It just seems like you're always on the go.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
You like you king quest?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, yes, at King side.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yes, And I can't I don't even say that.

Speaker 7 (02:06):
Damn a random, a random mass side quest, I'm guess.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
But this she was like the most specific question somebody's
asking me, and I'm like, this is man specific. The
answer though, you.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Will be all right, Yes, next happy hour I hit up,
I will tell you to come out, pop out.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I'm going to a pool party this weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Are you going to the one in the Long Island? Yes,
one in the nineteenth.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yes, yeah, that's work. It's a work it's a work party.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Is it actually is?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
It is?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
It is?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
It actually is a work party.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
It is being thrown by another firefighter.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Now you're doing a lot.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
You're doing a lot of courtney you're doing.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
It is a work party, just like the Ta whole sanitation,
the Sunday going.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I'm not going anyway. I was invited, but I can't.
I can't go anyway.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Why can't you know? Why can't you get.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Because I have my little cousin's birthday parties? I got
to show my baby.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Okay, cool? What time is that?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
From four to like eight?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
No? No, no, coming off? What do you do?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You see the tongue? Yes, and that's not even the
whole thing, the whole thing, it's not even the whole thing.
There's no reason for you to spread tongue around here, bro.
I don't understand why.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
You do it. It's a safe space, but damn, I'm
really having a problem with you focusing on my tongue.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Bro, it's on your face and you're staking it out
and wagging it around like like looking at me. Why
does he do that?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
The fuck?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Why did you do so?

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Why didn't you know?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
We're not doing I just want to know what what
in your mind sets? Let me take my tongue out,
like why.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Cord, how's you going?

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Don't do that?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Why? Brother? Yeah, I'm cool, But why do you do it? Yes,
you're good. I'm good. Good, you're good.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
That we got Drew in the crib. You know what
I mean, we had people we want to talk about.
That was because I got.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I mean, nigga, you you they got, they got.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I don't gotta be for Drew.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
I don't either, Jews responsible with some of the worst TOMSK.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
My intro.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Do your intro. Go ahead already.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Let me see here, which one am I going with?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
The worst I ever did was tell my man to
f my face.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
I'm giving him oral and he's like same because I'm
sitting on.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Bed like I am and he's just in front of me,
and he's just in f my face.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Worst there.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
That the worst day even that, or you laying down,
don't lay down, let him.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Be on top of the fr face.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Oh my god, you're gonna die.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
You're gonna die because they don't care.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
They're gonna go.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Down your throat as possible.

Speaker 8 (04:58):
They gonna be really anything like they look cool to you,
like be helpful your face. That is only for the
pros beginnings. Don't do that because you're gonna be crying,
tiers and nod and you're gonna be screaming telling.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Him to let it stop and let you go.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
She said, they're gonna be all down your throat. I'm
talking about deep down your girl like becauseous and be
careful what you.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Ask for now.

Speaker 8 (05:26):
If you're a pro, you know how to handle it
as proms know how hell of it.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Still sometimes I be like, god, dang, but.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
I'm I'm the person that's gonna sit there black.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I can handle anything like.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I don't care. I'm gonna take all that I'm gonna through.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
That's the females.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Show me what that she ain't no deba because honestly, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Neck off the bad head off.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
This bad when I went, yeah, I don't want to
be come yesterday.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
We need that want to some big upside down. We
got him.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Anybody anyway, I guess I so please, I don't.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
Hold on.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
I don't know you.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I paused the show for a second. I believe you
want me a deposit.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I don't owe you, definitely do I don't. The last
time I didn't it has to be maybe months ago.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, you question, are you preparing for anything?

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I am? Actually this is why I want to talk
to you, guys, because.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
The case will conclude next week.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
I know that next week is crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
You want to settle out?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Y wait, guys, old point. I got two points to make.
One point is that, yes, you're doing all that, like
if you're real eatter, you're doing.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
All that off the bed, off the bed like when.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
You say when when I'm telling a man fuck my face,
I mean like like you gotta go.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Grab your back and fuck like actually like he's trying
to hear the back of your stroke. I do.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
I like strokes. I don't like to.

Speaker 10 (07:24):
But if you want me to be yeah, baby grinds,
niggas come from me.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I'm a curse all y'all out. I don't have a funk.
I'll smack all your niggas.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
My comments doing that ship the caps.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
The second My second point is am I training?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Okay? Yes, so I received the new It's another deal
though it is much bigger than the one I have originally.
It's a nine inch er. It's Dragon Dig signed Dragon Subway.
I have a picture of it. I know we can't
show the we can.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
We can show anything we want on Patreon as long
as it ain't like Action Draft Express but by the
way for anybody that doesn't know, yesterday got motivated by
those big ass titties on the show a couple of
weeks ago, and we put that out on on our
loyal fans. So if you go to Loyal Fans and

(08:37):
search the Hardest Soft Show, it's up there. And they
smacked the ship out of him. First, they rubbed it
all on us, and then they started slapping the ship
out of him to his neck hurt.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
Yo, because you know, sn up, I see it. It's
just the loyal fans that crazy.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
We just been kind of.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Bro well, people don't know. We don't really advertise we
have that on there. We have the thing with staff,
the throat training you're about going up. We had to
serve marvelous there. We have a bunch of things on
our Loyal Fans, So search the Hardest Soft Show or
just go to our bio and you can click the link.
I think the link is and.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
I'm thinking it's my package from Flight Club is Loyal Fans.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
So I just so the picture I have is the
comparison of my old Dill dough to this new deal
though I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Wow, good blood clot lord. Yeah, that's a lot. I'm
glad they can't really see that.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
You see that, you.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
See a lot of sun member squirre to evolved.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yo. That's a that's a blast. That's a blast, Candy.
Here's my thing.

Speaker 7 (09:45):
So right, so like I was watching porn right before
I got here, you feel me right before you got here. Yeah,
it's been a couple of days and I had a
lot going on this week.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
I have this you know where you have what the
clear one or the or the flesh one one? The
big one? No wait, why do you have it through?
But you see how it curves?

Speaker 6 (10:10):
No, stop, stop, you have bigger issues.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
I don't mean to do this to you, but Corney,
just give me one second. Let me get this, let
me get this one to be one.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Let me get it up.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Yo yo yo, bro, what I.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Got? This is my curious post. What can you clarify?
What just happened between you? What was that?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I said? I have the big ass deal tho that
she has that.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I have, that I own that I have that that's
like when the make sure your pissed. Oh I got
the threes to bro? No, why do you why do
you well?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
My girl has one?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Why do you have one?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Goes on the edge of your Oh, my girl has
her own she liked to play with.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
And wait, so you have options for your machine. Yeah,
I actually do have, like like an electrical.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Too, having I have an anal option, which is more
just a fallid ballid, fallous phallous symbol whatever shape. And
you have the regular one which is about seven.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Maybe, which is my clear one, and then you have
your big joint.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
You're looking at the Austin like the punisher.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Yeah, you don't see nothing wrong with this?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh absolutely that you got the Thanos dick, like I
need more? I mean, bro, so what if your girl
Likesano's dick.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
So here's my issue with the Thanos deck's having it
on deck. Here's my issue with the Thano's deck deck. Okay,
it curs, which I like, it hurts to the left.
My problem is is that the top of the dick
is very girthy, and then when you get to the bottom,
it's like kind of gets like regular size. I wish
it was more cohesive and not so much girthy on

(11:58):
the top. So I've been playing with it in both ways,
in mouth and vaginal. I couldn't even get past like
I would say maybe five inches of it because it's
just soy, because it's so girthy.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
But that's really good though for a start, to get
five down on that.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
That means you can stuff half a subway in your
mouth at one time.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah, like I have you got along, You're good for that.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's like a ham and cheese let.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's mad.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
It's like this big is that ship? No, it's not.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Sandwich is like a garan.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
It's like one of those Costco hot dogs.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
It's like Costo.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, I mean you never had You never went to
Costcos and got hungry and you bought the big ass grizzy.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
No, you never ate the glizzy from Costco.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
So good, that's from from cost That's like a disaster.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's homophobia. Y'all are scared to put the big gas
gleasy in your mouth. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
That should be fire to pizza.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'll be stuff in my face.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
What with the sesame? We are like seven eleven food,
it's not seven eleven.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, man, ship, So yeah, I think that throat training
that's a good yeah. Sorry, five of that, especially when
the beginning of it is so girthy. Yeah, you already
got through the party.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Wish that it was more coaching.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Why are you doing this for?

Speaker 11 (13:30):
What are you doing for? Let's get back to the
iCal thing. She seems the dragon.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Why are you throat change?

Speaker 4 (13:39):
I might have to own. I might have to own.

Speaker 7 (13:43):
I remember when Michael Jordan came back after the first retirement. Yeah,
the newspaper is yeah, yeah, I mean, listen, it's definitely
ninety six Jordan court I.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Don't really care. Listen. I am happy that she's enjoying
the experience of the summer right now and whatever.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
It, whatever it comes with.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, no, pun intended.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
That Outna, fuck, I gotta pay spectrum. You better close
a deal?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Wait is it? Is it both?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
If she doesn't, you owe her yes? So this is
a five hundred dollars bet. Courtney does not get action
by labor Day? Correct she you you owe her?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
But if she does, she owes you. And that's literally
a month and a half away. But her loins are.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
Oh no, I think the way that it's been shaping
up the positive, she might not last.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
So this weekend, like what m's can I show you
before that?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
No, I have I am actually hosting my Homegirl this week,
so there will be none of that Courtney.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Let me break it down. What is the feeling of
dating new? Like what is that experience?

Speaker 12 (14:50):
Like?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
What do you feel after not dating for for a while?
Like what is that like?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
I feel like when I first put my big toe in,
I was like, what the fuck is going on out here?
Like I was just like, oh, this is nasty work.
Like I had a guy who had two kids, who
had who had a what do you call an understanding
with his girl? And I'm like, first, yeah, right, And
I'm like, oh no, oh, can I FaceTime? You'd explain?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
They said, let me tell a story. People got an understanding.
I don't understand, don't.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
I usually don't understand the understand too much going on
too early for me.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
So they're not supposed to be honest. This is why
people live.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
But I love the honesty.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
You didn't you did? You said no, I won't told
you no more. You didn't love it.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
I love the honesty. But because you gave me the
decision to be like, Okay, I don't really want to
fuck with this.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Is not this That's always going to be the decision
when it comes to honesty, that's always a decision. I
don't want to fuck with it.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
People be wanting school be stacks. Were telling the truth.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Nigga, you should truth just because No, I'm not rewarding
that work.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Did your homework all right, nigga do it again?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, you told the truth. I'm not feeling like I
read a book.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Okay, read another.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh no that, especially in this world that we're in,
people be pobably, people be having open relationships open. You
didn't give m a chance to explain anything.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
He did explain everything.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I thought you said. He wanted to call you, and
face said.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
No, I'm saying like, no, I already know where this
is going. He's about to be flip master flex And
he told the story. And I was like, this doesn't
sound like an open relationship, because you would have. He said, well,
it's not really an open relationship. I'm like, you just
you doing your dirt and your girl just let you.
She knows that she doesn't.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
So that's how you know that be full of shit.
You did the right thing, Cordy.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
So it's like misalignment. So when I first put my
big toe out there, it was just like a lot
of misalignment, Like that's not really what I'm looking for
or this situation is not something that I'm one wanted
to be a pin pal. I'm like, I'm not being
a pin poal for two weeks and you don't step up.
You mean, what are you doing me every day for
two weeks and don't set up a date?

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Two weeks is not that long?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
A little bit that long? Come on, I got jobs
and shipped the niggas at the gym. The niggs gotta
feel you out other niggas on the lawn, so you
got to move it along.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Two weeks.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I don't think two weeks long.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
If I don't want to, if I don't want to
see you within two weeks, what are we really doing.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
It's not that I don't want to, but maybe I
don't have that.

Speaker 13 (17:17):
But when I but when I mentioned, when I mentioned
that I wanted to, like like, listen, I'm not here
to be a pin pal like, let's sat something said that, Yes,
I was honest.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Why did you say that because it's aggressive?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
After two weeks you said that, hold on, let me
show you.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Coney not fucking around.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yo, yo yo.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Let's say let's say you were single, right work all
the time, you have your kids on weekend that's already
one week now, say you met a Sunday, all right,
one week down next weekend.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
I do hard, so I gotta do some shame that
I gotta take a nap.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Two weeks.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Can kind of by that with somebody that you interested
in but you just haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Them yet, not because of me. If I want to,
if I want to, if I want to see you,
even if it's real quick, I'll pull up to your
job with hours. I don't know. I'm gonna do something
that we can at least something something, So I'm going
you want to know that I'm on your body, even
if I might not be able to make the nights
because we recording, I got studio, this whatever, I'm going

(18:22):
to find a way to be in your in your business.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
So I might be I mean, I might be a liar.
Not but that might be a liar because the text
message we change June seventeenth, right.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
It was text.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
That's a lot of text.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
He sent you some shit off for Graham too, really funny.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
And I told him June thirtieth, that's two weeks seventeenth
thirteen days, yeah, two weeks. And I said that, I
was like, I'm not here to be a PayPal.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, I don't want to see no more. That's fine,
you go a tech I'm not here to be your PayPal.
Nice A lot nicer way to say that.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
I was thinking you have my number for like two weeks. Now,
the type of time I'm on particularly, I don't particularly
care for a pin pal. This is not an efficient
way to get to know someone. I get we're both busy,
but I wouldn't expected, but I would have expected at
least plans to link up by Now.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
What did he respond? Scary? What did he say to that.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
He was trying to make plans that day and I said,
I'm busy, I can't do it today. But he wasn't
busy though.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I really was busy.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yes, you know what I I hate. Let me tell
you what I hate. Tell what you hate, bro, Yo.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
I hate when women go out their way to tell
you some ship like Yo, listen, I think two weeks
has not been enough time. I think you need to
do this. I don't like this. I don't like that.
And then again, like we said, they could have been
a lot of shit happened. He could have not been
up to speed, and you putting them on. He's like oh, ship,
maybe I need to step up my game, yo. You

(20:08):
know what, Let's let me make some plans right now.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
And he wanted to do lunch. It was literally ten o'clock.
I'm like, I have meetings. I worked from home and
I have a whole bunch of meetings. I can't move
those work. No, I have to talk on those meetings.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
No, absolutely notre jeopardizing my job.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
And no, Dick crazy, you're a piece of ship. That
wasn't horrible.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
That was that was blocking yo, And he didn't.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's why you need That's why I would when I
when she said, I'm dubbing you now because you're not
going to press me like that, and then just know
that I'm going to just jump to it, like said,
both lit over here.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Both you could have said it. Sex's like yet that's
the problem.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I'm like, oh, you know what, I don't think I
was that interested in him.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
And that's how you woke to him like it was
not that interested?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Probably did you don't clip this?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
You know you're clipping at him. Don't speak to nigga, sorry, buddy.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
In did it spinning now already?

Speaker 6 (21:19):
You know, talking about bad habit, saying the wrong thing
talking about it.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, but still she was just talking about it.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Let her can you finish? Damn you're just don't with
my whole damn spot.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Up, I'm saying you do that.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
It's the second time clipped this.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
She not say what can't he clip because the first
part I clipped this the.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Part that was great?

Speaker 14 (21:42):
Right?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
The dragon diction is fine.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, I'm talking about you saying two weeks two weeks
and then saying that you're not you can't go.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Oh you could cook that.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
This is origin story yo.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
A woman. Yo, I will say yesterday, I know why
you're doing this because I know your business too.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Hey hello, why are you not spreading his business?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I just do I just I threw the wheels out
for the landing. This nigga will just be in your dms.
Won't actually for no number, won't actually to check reach
out to me like, Yo, your cousin is he like
gonna play time? Because I'm really trying to see it,
but he just keep dming me DM me he don't
want my number. He not trying to take me out?
Why are you shaking that? And yo?

Speaker 6 (22:28):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Why do you do that?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
You DM? And you for your number?

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah. When how long does it take you to get
out the d MS?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Bro?

Speaker 7 (22:40):
I see, I'm familiar with your game. Yesterday, they're not
gonna get it. I see what you're doing. What's what's
the guy planting seed?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Sometimes? Bro?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
He was in there for like a month and she's
responding every time. Why you have a conversation on Instagram dms?

Speaker 7 (22:53):
Like now, at some point if the one he decides
to gauge that it's gonna be, it's gonna be laid
out perfect for him.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Oh no, that's a dumb Now they don't even talking
to one because.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
He ain't want it. He wanted it, he don't want it.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yesterday did you want it?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I don't know. You know you've referred to.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
So why did you do that?

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Though?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
How long before you ask for the number? If you're
in Instagram dms?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Three minutes?

Speaker 6 (23:17):
To be honest with you, I'm I'm gonna keep it
a buck with you. I'm gonna be honestly. I'm gonna
be vulnerable for a second. Sometimes I'm not gonna lie.
Sometimes I do forget to ask.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I know, I know it sounds crazy. I forget to
ask sometimes.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (23:32):
It means that I know that I should ask earlier
than I do, but sometimes because I be busy, and
it's just like it's just like, I guess convenient, I
don't ask, so I forget to ask, and it's like, yo,
I should ask you for your number.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I know, I know this sounds wild.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
I know, listen as his lord, let me try to
let me I got I wait, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold clean.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
It up for me.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
What I could be wrong.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
What I'm gathering from this is say, like, right now,
you see you on the go, he be doing this
side quest missions and ship like that. If you acts
a girl for her number, more than likely the frequency
of engagement and conversion should increase. Right, Maybe he's probably saying, yo,
I don't think I maybe have the ability to increase that.
So instead of me making a weird and akua by

(24:17):
asking you for your number and probably never using it, Lemon,
just coming here on the ground where it's kind of safe,
so you're checking in kind of sort of that's what
you're doing. You're wasting the time. He's not wasting the time,
keeping on limbo.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
It's pussy purgatory. She's just sitting there like just swim.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
You never met on the edge that you met a cycle.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
It's not when you When you meet somebody, your pussy
get hot yours. When you they engage whatever, you'll be like,
oh ship, it's vibes. Yeah, the vibes kind of get
cold over time.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Especially if you stay in my DMS. It's gonna get cold,
get cold, It's gonna.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Get I thought your niggas was professionals around here.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Why did I do that?

Speaker 7 (25:04):
He just caving for it's becusely why he I'm a lawyer.
I like this, I like this, kingship, miss union delegate
like this is d I'd like.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
To be anybody. Don't be coming from me. I'll just
be ganging up on me. Courtney and terrible Courtney.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
Because Corney, you would like the podcast Police one. You
you you you you always arrested Nick. So when we
finally get a chance to throw you off Mount Everest.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Nigga, we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Ever that crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
And we do have. We actually got a d m
H with somebody asking us for advice. Okay, yeah, I
already know what you're gonna say, but can we actually
try to give real advice to answer a question? Because
she actually likes the guy. What she likes the guy?

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Okay, let's see here. I mean, I don't think we'd
be joking around.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, but I think I have a feeling. All right, guys,
I need your help. I've been talking to this guy
and he seems cool. We finally decided to have and
when I tell you, it was terrible. I can't even
tell you something good other than it ended.

Speaker 14 (26:07):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I like him so much and he treats me great,
but the X is not good. I'm talking about on
the smaller side and no rhythm mid stroke, I was like,
please just put my PiZZ back in your mouth. I
let him do that for a bit and we called
it quits. Please help? Can this be fixed? Or should

(26:28):
I just get it?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
She really likes him, she said she likes him. She
has if she really likes him, She's gonna have to
approach this very delicately, and she's gonna have to be
like sit him down, like listen, like put it out there,
but just make sure that listen, this is not like
an offense to you. Just you know, I need a

(26:52):
little bit more from you and sex. Maybe we can
introduce toys. Maybe we can. I don't know how how
can you teach me how to stroke?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I mean, why don't she do the stroking? Let him down,
don't move and slowly like this like that, like just
hit him with that boom on time.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Waiting, Yo, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yo?

Speaker 6 (27:19):
What?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
No?

Speaker 6 (27:20):
No, I can't do that on the show, bro.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
No no, no, no, no, no, my god.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
What if you having sex with somebody and she sits
you down, like, Yo, Daryl, let's have a talk for
a second. I ain't gonna lie, Darryl. Your stroke game
kind of weak. Let me show you how to do this.
But do you know how de moralizing that?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Exactly? Call never get hard again?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
You know how the moralize your hold on? Son?

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Let me show you how to do this. And then
she start busting out the wine and you like, oh ship.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Like nah, she gotta take it from the top from
the start. I want to fuck you tonight, right, I
wondered you tonight. And so she lay him down, She
performed on them, she edge him, She do all of
the little small work first, and then she say don't
move and she starts stroking. She start doing it. You

(28:14):
feel me? And then later on be like, yo, that
was the best ever. I liked the way you were
stroking just like that that shiit like talk affirm him
as if he did something so that now he thinks, okay,
now to do that same shit again. Go ahead, Lord,
you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Say absolutely nothing. I'm not doing it. What not falling
for the bait? Nope, I am not going to be
the Vielain out of us.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I already knew what you're gonna say.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yes, let me tell you why. Okay, I feel like.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
You're gonna learn if she dubbs it.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
And she likes him.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
So that's the thing, right when you meet somebody, so
you I feel like there's two versions of people who
they are before the sex are after the sex.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
It's literally too people and you see if you like them.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
So you could be talking to somebody like, Yo, we
sending each other shit on the cram. We telling each other, Yo,
how this nigga played me in junior high. You know
shit is cool as a vibe, y'all both funny, smart, etcetera, etcetera.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
You like this person cool? Now you have sex?

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Right, and now you see damn, like, is this somebody
that can like really be with?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Can this be sustained? For real? Right?

Speaker 7 (29:24):
So the fact that she wrote us about how bad
the sex was. It's either one sex is an important
part of her relationships, which is why she's so displeased
that it was displeasing, or two maybe it was just
that bad that she not even big on sex, but
damn I need something, you know.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
What I mean.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
So I feel like she likes him for him, but
I don't think that like is gonna be sustained in
the long run if it was. When she said, yo,
I wish you would just take it out and put
it back in your mouth, Like I feel like those
kind of comments and stuff like that, it said something
I don't really know how much improvement you can make
for that, So me personally, I would tell you to

(30:02):
save yourself and save him. You know, sometimes people be
a little teachable, you know, like, oh, you know what, Okay,
I just like it this way not that way.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
You know, you run into that.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
We won't had that, you know. I like, if you're
talking about it this way not that way. Things you
could change that, but.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
You can't change rhythm.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
You can like that advice size to though she said it's.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Not that big, but a lot of women can deal
with an okay member. It don't have to be huge.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah, like my clear deal, though that's not small. She
didn't small, said it was on the smaller side.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Did she say that? Yes, bro, once you use the
word once, you use the adjective small in my penis.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
But that's the same time problem small, smaller and no rhythm.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
That's what you can't.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
You, niggas.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
That's not being able to shoot threes and play d.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
I never a man. I never taught a man how
to stroke. So I'm I'm probably gonna bow out ut
of this because I can't even say, well.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I think your opinion is probably the most valuable in
this conversation. Right, Yesterday said that your initial statement was
talk to him, tell him. Yesterday says that's the worst
thing you could do, and as men, I.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Believe that's the worst thing trying to show him.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I think speaking to me about it in that way.
And then we said this when Matty she was here
and I was like, yo, she wanted she was talking
about I'm gonna just tell you about it, and I'm like, Yo,
that's probably that's the worst.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Thing you want to show. Okay, So what if they
don't What is if it doesn't click when you show them?
What if it doesn't click.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Then yeah, I mean, but you have the conversation after.
But you have the conversation after see, once he does
it right or you feel like you make him feel
like he did it right, but really it was you.
Then you affirm him in that way and be like, yo,
can you the next time? Like, can you do that
again the way you did me last time? And that way?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Now she's doing all the work.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
He a pillow princess, Okay, but she could still show you.
Could she can still show him the stroke that she likes. Yeah,
but because he might be like, you know, no rhythm,
might be like you know what I mean, or doing
some shit that's just off. But if she's showing them
like yo, when you kept hitting that spot, like just
kept doing it like that?

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Like, are not teachable in that Like a lot of
men are not teachable in that way.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
I want to ask you both a question about two
people that you gotta spoke about in the past.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
I'm gonna start with you first.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
Do you remember a very long time ago we spoke
about the guy you dealt with that was in the military. Yeah,
you remember how that engagement was with you and him?
Could you ever ever see him making any kind of
adjustment to where you guys could fuck with each other, Like,
is there any reality or world where you and him
could be in a relationship together?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Absolutely not you, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Shit.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
Remember there was a girl, a young lady, very great box,
very horrible person. Could you ever in your life she's
scenario you guys could cod just and be together in
a relationship.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
You're talking about evil?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yes, oh no, not her before her.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
This is a long time ago. You told me it
was a girl, and you said she she went to
you know what I'm talking about. One time she just
came and you sleep all types of shit.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh yeah, And y'all argue all the time. Though you said,
you say your.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Way, then that's personality. She likes him his personality.

Speaker 7 (33:23):
But I'm talking about you. Is there ever a case
where you could see yourself with that person with.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
A personality and me, we just don't miss No.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Sometimes sexually would be like that too, though sometimes it
doesn't matter what you can do.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
There's nothing I could do.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
So I agree with you, right, I agree with you.
But I've also had a person whose personality was great.
Box was like, okay, it's whatever, But I knew in
time we could have increased the box potential.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
You saw the potential like it was.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
It wasn't on the greatest side, but it wasn't. I
don't think you could say she had a small box,
you know what I mean. But you could say that
the head is trash see or some shit like that, right,
But I feel like women can be multiple in that way,
and I would I would like to think, especially being
that way on a show to help men, that we

(34:16):
can learn to do shit better. Because I'm gonna tell
you right now, I've been in this relationship six years.
I wasn't very I was we was fucking like. We
had a great time fucking for the first four years.
But I wasn't as good as I am now, and
I was kept doing the same thing for four years.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Was as bad as.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Him, though.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I think I think the message here is that I
don't find a lot of men are very teachable when
it comes to things like that. I don't like, let's
be honest, when you were in your fucking phase and
not like I'm trying to please you face, you didn't
even fucking care, right, And I feel like he's in
his fucking face like he just doesn't.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Care even you don't even know that. You just don't
know that.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
That's not he just bad ass sex.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
We don't know that. He doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
What I think. But I think what it is is that,
like in.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
General, we don't want your ship to come already cooked,
like they just want to pop your ship away, let's go.
They don't want, they don't want.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
That's a blanket state. And I don't think that's fair
to say. I don't think that's fair to say. That's
not it.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
I've dealt with many women. A lot of them don't
want to deal with a nigga that they got to
train in sex. They don't they want you to know
how to statement.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
That's a blanket statement.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
You just said men are not teachable.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
I said that most mem when it comes to sex,
are not teachable. We said it.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
That's a blanket state.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
We said it here on the show. We already established
it as a fact on the show. Did we not?
Did we just tell men?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Then? I'm debating it.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
All right.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
I agree with I agree with Courtney when he says
it's not fair that you think women just want guys
to come ready assemble.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I don't think that's true. But I also agree with
you when you.

Speaker 7 (36:04):
Say men aren't teachable. I don't think that all men.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Most men.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
Sorry, I don't feel that most men aren't teachable. I
just feel like, you, really we're hard to teach. You
have to speak to us a certain way. I don't
think a lot of women possess the capability to get
through to the niggas they be fucking with. But I
don't think that most men aren't teaching.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I will also say that I've said this a million times.
I ran this point into the ground. A lot of
women don't tell men what they like. They deal with
him at the level they meet him at, and then
they just adjust to that, even though they got so
much more potential, so much of the shit that they
would love to do, but if he not into it,
they'll just settle for that. And I've always said, you

(36:43):
got to tell me what you like, and I'm sticking
to that in this conversation as well. Have that conversation
that you don't have to Well you a conversation.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
You say you said, teach him first, like show him
and then have the conversation later.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
So, yes, show him what you like, affirm him, tell him.
And then one thing that I always love to do
after a great session is talk about the great session.
I love that. It makes me feel good that she
that she's telling me that what I was doing was good,
or what I didn't do, what I did that she
didn't like. I love that because I won't do that
shit no more. Right, But she's affirming me at the

(37:19):
same time she's laughing, she's blushing whatever, whatever. So in
that process of doing that right like, she contect him.
The next day, I'm still wet from how you fucked me.
Yes last night, I'm still wet, Like yo, I can't
believe that ship when you was hitting it, that that
slow stroke we was doing like that ship, Courtney, you
look so like.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Because you know, I hope, I hope that he's receptive
to it. When she does this, I like. I like
your advice, I really do, but I hope he's receptive.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I ain't gonna front.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Maybe maybe I need to be a little better, But
sometimes I be known when she is not gonna work
for me. You haven't like met somebody like you know what.
I know this ain't gonna work like with that with
I was to make a st even like how she did.
In my mind, I know this wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Work, but she wants it to work, so we're giving her.
We're giving her advice as to wanting it work.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
And I agree with advice. I just want him to
be receptive. I hope he's receptive to it.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Got no advice, run.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I think, as yesterday said, just to close this out,
telling me straight off the back probably isn't going to
make him be receptive. You have to play the man.
The male ego. The male ego is why we do
most of the ship that we do.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Something is that literally just agreed to what you said.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I'm not debating.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Why are you so.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Being argument I'm not being argumented.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
There's a young lady I want to know. We're talking
about things working and not working, right. I've seen this clip.
Oh lord, I love a good clip. Y'all know that
you clip. I love me a good clip. You know
what I'm saying. Oh, we're gonna talk about clips after
this too. But let me see. I was out with

(39:04):
this dude.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
He left me because he asked.

Speaker 8 (39:07):
Me how many bodies I had and I told him
a thousand, and he left me. He was like, oh,
you have a thousand bodies as a woman. I was like, yes,
what's wrong with that? He got up and left me
at the table. I had to pay for my own mill,
my own food, and I had to oober myself home.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
What is wrong with y'all? Man? It's okay for y'all.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
I have a thousand bodies, But if I have a
thousand bodies, that's too much.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
I don't know if I love like, If.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I like, can I make one m This is stupid.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
What I'm gonna tell I'm gonnaive you the I'm gonna
give you the exact date right now because I want to.
I don't want to tell no loud what the story
I'm wanting to tell her?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
I kid you not. I have the perfect When did
Lebron win his first championship? When was that?

Speaker 6 (39:52):
What's going?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
It was all right, here we go. I got it.
It was June twenty twelve. I had just left this
get together.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
I'm driving. I dropped my man's home. I'm about to
drive my other man's home in Flatbush. I'm driving home.
I get pulled over by the police, licensed registration. I
give him my license registration. My license was suspended. I
lied and act like I didn't know, but I knew.
Fuck it, I get arrested, I go to jail. I'm
sitting in the cell mad hours. There's no clock, can't

(40:27):
go to the bathroom, don't know what time it is.
I attempted to count from one to one thousand nineteen times.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
I could not do that.

Speaker 14 (40:35):
Shit, what fucking There is no way in the hell
that that young lady counted up thousand niggas.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I'm not buying it. There's no way, no way. Have
you ever tried counting to one thousand?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Absolutely nine, nigga?

Speaker 7 (40:51):
I was in jail with nothing better to do but
look at a piece of bread and plastic and a
chocolate milk my nigga.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I could not do it, said it was long, instaid
of stupid.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Do you think stupid?

Speaker 4 (41:02):
I think a conversation like that, when you're dating at
our grown ass age is such a stupid fucking question.
It's so kitty, Oh, how many bodies do you have?
We're grown? Why does it matter?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
A thousand thousand out like she's being facetious and not
onred and ninety seven you got a thousand flat.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
But she's also being facetious. I don't think she hit
a thousand. I think she did it for clicks.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
This is definitely, but like a thousand, that is.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Like a thousand.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
I don't know how she met a thousand, niggas, I don't.
I don't even think I met a thousand.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
She was fire yesterday.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
She was your type.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
But I don't think. I don't unless she unless she's
a sex worker.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
A thousands even a lot. The sex workers, most of
I know, have a certain amount of guys that they know,
most of them is not doing the ship that that
Lily girl was doing or the other girl with a
banging one hundred in a day or a thousand, they don't.
They a certain amount of men in the poor an
industry that they do scenes with. It might be fifteen

(42:05):
tops tops, and that's a stretch. I would think it's seven.
They repeat these same guys. They don't just be bouncing
around like that, and I think that's now. I'm not sure,
but I did hear about that in the interview. I
was watching an interview and the girl said, no, we
all think we're doing mass ship, but it'd be the
same guys that's popular in the industry, and it's not
that many. Okay, p Valley val prostitutes.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Talking about the union workers, I'm.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I'm all for sex positivity. A thousand, that's a that's it,
that's it, that's I have a lot of bodies. I
will say that in my life, I have accrued a
lot of bodies. I would never want somebody to know
how many. I definitely wouldn't for that.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
I'm not offering that up.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
If it ever comes up, I'm gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
I'm not offering that.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Is funny how life works when you're young, you want
to get the number highest. When you older, like, maybe
I should dumb it down, but you can't.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I'm happy that I got the experience that I've had.
I'm not mad at it, but I'm just not offering
that up like freely and again proud.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
No, it's just stupid. At this point, we're all grown,
you all have sex. Why does my number count matter?
And it's not going to be a thousand, obviously, what
is the.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Safe number for man? If you, if you.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
If you even matter, it don't even matter. It don't
even matter.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
So if you had a thousand, you wouldn't care.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
After two weeks because you judgment to No, I just
was like, it wouldn't matter. I wouldn't even ask that question.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
The question is if you knew he had a thousand,
wouldn't matter.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Courtney, stop it.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
That's a lot, a lot.

Speaker 7 (44:02):
Lot you think about when you think of like one
thousand thousand people, is like, have.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
You not seen Tompkins Black Party? That's like a thousand.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
People who everybody in tomk That's a lot, Like.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
That's a whole, that's like, that's the comedy show.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
That is a lot of pe a lot it is.
I ain't gonna lie. That is a like listen, hey.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Do what you want.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
But that's a lot of dude, listen. I again am
all open. I'm here for sex positivity, like do your thing,
but you can't be mad at somebody that says, you
know what, that ain't for me?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Right, like A thousands a lot?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I'm good A thousand, A thousand, I don't know. I
haven't even met a thousand people.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
Probably I wouldn't talk to somebody that had a thousand boyfriends.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
That's a little different because how old you got to
be that a thousand boyfriends?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
A thousand boyfriends, which is how you've happened dating since
you came.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Out the wounds kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
But what's the difference between having sex? That's I mean, yeah,
it's what I'm saying. A thousand what's worse having a
thousand bodies or a thousand boyfriends?

Speaker 7 (45:09):
What's worse a thousand boyfriends? Because you had a thousand
niggas a lot of your stupid ass over and over
and you know what it is, You're not even a whole.
You gullible. It's stupid and I can't fucking those stupid
bitch So none of them, wife, none of them, None
of them gonna.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Get that thousand if she didn't want we acting like
the men is always the ones that there's a lot
of these women be controlling the vibe.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
That's a I don't know what you want for real,
how I mean when you figure it out. I wanted
to be in a relationship and women told me.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
No or a chick that really you wasn't wipeable. She
would not allow it. She would always short circuit this
ship or some ship somebody to be a better person
because you want to treat them right, and they just
not there be well not be, but you just want
like you when they want to be with this person,
but they just they just yeah, you can't you can't

(46:05):
like you see it? Can you? Vision? It. It's like, yes,
this could work.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Right, but just a terrible person. Terrible, terrible person.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
And some women be like that. Mostly men. I will
say that, I know that I've.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Been there, but these women are like that too.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
But a lot of women you try to get with
and whatever demon she's dealing.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
With, are you so terrible? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Why are you like this?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Bro? Let him go with them with the other nine
hundred and ninety nine niggas. I mean here, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
A thousand niggas. I've been just seeing that. Remember one
time I got paid when I was a kid that
she was one thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
Like that's like, that's you had a thousand dollars. I mean, yeah,
I work like man, I was. I mean like as
a young adult, I wasn't no money.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I mean it was twelve and he was drug dealing money.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Shout out to you in your thousand bodies, man, I
pray that you find what it is that you're looking for.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
I think you should keep that information to yourself.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
I just know, like, listen, as going to scare some people.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Can I ask you guys a questions.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
We are on the top of keeping things to yourself,
would you want to know every single thing about your
person that you're dealing with. Would you want to know
them one hundred percent inside and out or would you
want and vice versa? Or are there certain things that
you be kept to yourself and kept to them? How
well do you want to know each other?

Speaker 6 (47:28):
That's a really good question, yeah, man, because you know
it sounds good to say that you want to know everything.
That sounds good, but first hand experience being with somebody
that will tell you everything and give you everything that
it don't feel good.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
It's not fly.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
It's not flying.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
It don't feel what you what you think you're thinking,
it's not.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
When Nay and I broke up, we both did our
things for the whole summer. Well, we got back together,
we had to tell each other everything that we did
that summer.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
I remember, like it like a mind how you could
have did five times what she did. It didn't even
Matteren didn't give you a tissue.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
It was you. It was uncomfortable for both of us, like,
oh yeah, and I'm you know I messed with her.
You messed with her? Yeah, I mean I was, you know,
I was tight and you broke up.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
It's just it's that knowing everything is. It's a positive
side too. Yeah, it's a great positive side too.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
But I don't want I don't think I want to
know everything about my partner.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
If you have to pick a number, like on a
percentage watch, what percentage of your partner would you want.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
To know about to say eighty, give me eighty?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Give me you know, I ain't. I had a conversation
seventy five, like why you bet difficult? I was talking
of my shorty.

Speaker 7 (49:00):
We was talking about something, and I was like, because
she has this thing where sometimes like she'll start something
and then don't finish a sentence and I hate when
people do that. And she's like, well, you know, I
changed my mind. I thought it probably better, but I
didn't tell you. I was like, well yo, and I
was like, yo, I want.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
To know now, you want to know because you meant
you said something.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
And then she was like, nobody knows one hundred percent
of their partner. She was like, if people knew one
hundred percent of their partner, they probably probably won't even
be a partner.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
And I thought about it.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
I was like, my whole life, I wanted to know
my partner inside and out, like I would have said
I want to know one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Now that I'm here, that numbers not one hundred for
me anymore.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
I'm definitely probably like, give me like eighty eight certain
things you're keeping your WhatsApp group chat.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Yeah, certain things.

Speaker 7 (49:42):
Now I don't even think about, like going through phones.
I don't like certain things. I just don't want. I
don't want to see.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Certain If I want to lose weight, then I'll go
through somebody's phone.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
I can't afford to lose weight. Y'all know how skinny
are you?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
You're going to be one hundred percent of this.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Mind. This is just not that I think that beyond
what I can take, a person should be able to
have some sense of privacy, even though we're in a
relationship like that's that's a lot to know every single thing,
Like we share locations.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
That's kind of feel myself I had on the one
day I had a bark on thee my job. So
his wife did that he didn't know. He didn't know.
Then it just said sharing locations?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
What the is that?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Well, she probably shared her location with him.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
She set to his phone and sent it to her.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Well, we did it mutually, but you need to like
if I'm in Flatbush one day, then you're hitting me like, yeah,
we're on Church Avenue, like why do we need to
do this a certain amount of But I do it too.
Let's be clear. I woke up one morning and she.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
Wasn't some way that you're doing and you're like, whoa,
whoa hold up.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
But I knew she was there from the night before,
Like I knew she was there. She was at her
friend's crib. So I'm like, yo, you're not going to work.
She was like, oh, yeah, I fell asleep. Something else
happened that night. It was someone dangerous shit going on.
We didn't want to go outside, so we just stay here.
She's remarks, yeah, But I'm hitting her at something in
the morning, like, Yo, where are you at? Why you
ain't there? I didn't think she was cheating, but I do.

(51:21):
I know she had to be at work of six,
so why are you over here? And you gotta be
That was my right, but it's still that like parental,
why are you? Why are you? You know what I'm saying,
like you need.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
To because I know because I know how I am
with my friends, I have my I just said this
on Twitter. It's like I collect my friends locations like
Infinity Stones. I love to see where my friends are,
where are my little sims at I saw one of
my sims in Connecticut. What you doing in Connecticut? You
know what I mean? So I wouldn't I know how
I am with my friends. I do not want that
with my partner exactly.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
It's just it's just a lot to know. It's a
lot to know that don't really I'm not a location
that I don't want.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
You only set my location to two of my man's.
One time I was with this chick that.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
I oh member shorty with the guns.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
Remember that I met a girl from so when I
was on So Shameless one time.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Oh ship, I know I never told the story on
the show. She had gun Yo, bro, I told you
I met.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
I was on So Shameless before I was even potty,
like right after I was whatever, I'm on So Shameless.
So this girl, this woman, you know, I love mer
older joint. She followed me on Instagram. We talked, and
it's down in the third when I was living up
the block.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
So she drove.

Speaker 7 (52:30):
She drove from somewhere mad fall Son, somewhere upstate. It
was like a six hour drive on it, and she
drove here.

Speaker 11 (52:37):
To like kick it with me, whatever the case, maybe kicket.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yeah, she came here to see me.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Dick was on the mend. Yeah yeah, okay, d.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
You know, like, oh yeah, you know I'm outside, so
you know, I come outside, help with her bags, whatever
the case may be, blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
So I'm dragging the bags, dragging the bags.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
We get inside of because you know, whatever happens to happen,
you know, we do our thing whatever.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
And then i move her bag from one side to
the next.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
And I'm like, yo, why the fuck is your back?
So it was it was abnormally heavy.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
What the fuck? It's like, oh no, you know, I
keep the guns in there.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
The handle.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
I'm like, you keep the guns in there. She's like,
oh yeah, you know, I walk with them to whatever
the fuck?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
She said. I'm like, you have guns in my house
and she was like yeah. I was like, uh, I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
How comp I am with you staying spend the night.
You got guns here, you know what I'm saying. I
was like, yeah, you might have to go.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
You made her drive six hours back with guns.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
She went to somebody else's house. But I was like, yeah,
you can't just stay here with Like I said, your guys.

Speaker 7 (53:41):
If I don't make it to tomorrow, this is my location,
you'll find me somewhere.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Because this bitch got guns all this girly ship.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
First her first is titties, the first is squirt, and
then he got titties. Now he's texting people ocasionally make
sure he's safe.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Well, she had guns in the how she.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Can't have a girl, She can't have guns.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
I don't know you like that.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
For you to tell me you ain't handle guns, I
mean I have one.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
He was literally out guns, trying to get out guns.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
The nigga come in your crab mean for you just
meet him and you open his bag his guns, and.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
But you're about to fuck up. She's about I don't give.

Speaker 7 (54:24):
A about ship than pussy, Like why do you have guns?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
What would you feel about that?

Speaker 4 (54:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Like they come to your house.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
And he got guns. I would be like put a
gun on his waist, Like why are you putting your
gun on your my dresser?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Like it's a lot of women that get wet off that.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
I don't a lot of women that get I don't
don't put your gun on my dress. If you live
in the South, though, if you live in the South,
I guess that's normal. I did get turned on by
a knife being on my butt.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Wait what kind of knife was it on your kitchenfe
was that?

Speaker 3 (54:56):
It was like you do like this?

Speaker 4 (54:59):
No, not the switch. It was like, yeah, like a
serrated like.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Think about the cutta.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Why would he have a hunter's knife.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Dealing with because where where would he keep it at?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
He had like the sleep the sleeve in his car.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
That's one of the earthy niggas.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
No, it wasn't an earthy nigga. Crazy.

Speaker 7 (55:23):
Why are you inviting someone in your house that you like.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
To get some box nigga?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
That's what I'm saying. You're about to fuck, but you're
talking about your like y'all are literally about to have sex.
And she brought bags with her. He was bringing her
suitcases in the crib.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Yeah, so I'm uncomfortable. I'm sorry, I'm uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I think I think I'm looking at it to be contrary,
because I can understand.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I think that.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Men are so comfortable doing whatever what they did, but
don't really realize what they're doing with their life with
this person like that. We don't even put out condoms
on you don't we care. Niggas, don't be caring about
getting the chick pregnant. You don't think about that until
after the fact. We are so like, whatever you.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Think about the consequences after later.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, yeah, but now that your life was in danger,
now he's like, wait a minute, you understand what I'm saying,
because we should be thinking about that and all the
ways that we interact with women.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
But when you're young, you're not thinking about that. Ship. Man.

Speaker 7 (56:24):
It's like on like twenty five when I was looking
when I was mad young. Well that's not mad young
twenty five.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Yeah, but you dif frontal lobe is not developed, so you're.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Still doing insurance is still high and you're.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Still doing dumb ship at that age.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Yeah, was fired. I wonder how she's doing. We do
have probly she got that we are.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
You know, people are asking me about the vetting process
for the play party. You know what I'm saying and why.
You know, it's a lot of people that hit me up.
They don't put the social media people like, yo, listen,
if you're coming, I got to make sure that people
are here, are safe. I need to be able to
see you see your picture. You know what I'm saying.
No gun people be like mistress Jackie. No, I need

(57:09):
your real name?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Yeah, Caro, hold on, you said who I talk to you?

Speaker 6 (57:15):
You side question.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Quest? Yeah, yeah, go write that in there. Let's put
let's get make him a new a K side quest. Yes,
but yeah, we we vet every single person. I want
your names. I want to know why you're interested in
the party and to know your social You could be
saying that your name is Eric Johnson and I go

(57:42):
to your page. You have no pictures. That don't mean
that you really this person I need to see. I
wanted you got your kids, like, like what type of life.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
You live in?

Speaker 2 (57:48):
You?

Speaker 6 (57:50):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Who? You ain't just gonna walk in here and stick
everybody out there? So I don't know if you guys
still want to come. The party is this weekend July
twenty six, Yes, sir, you can show up next weekend July.
This is coming out next week. Goys. Oh, very good?

Speaker 3 (58:10):
At what I do?

Speaker 4 (58:13):
You've been yelling at us all day?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
That was was that a no?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
No? No? It was It was subtle, but it was cool.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
You've been honest because you're always correcting, And I tell
you women are so necessary but also so annoying.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Like you've been yelling at us all day.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
To daything like that. I don't like that, like that.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
You've been yelling at us all I said five o'clock.
Just I said I was coming at five, Like, okay,
it was five. Exclamation said, who said after that? After
all day?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Can we actually talk about what?

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Really?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yes? No, I said, yo, can we We're supposed to
record at four thirty? You said, I said, let's record
at five. Yesterday says okay, so we recorded, so we
can show up after five. I said, no, start at five.
He said, show up after five.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
So I put in the chat, I'll be there at five,
and then you put back start at five. I know,
I even read. I can read.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
But okay, so why would we be showing up at
five if we're starting at five.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Let's set this one out.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
That was my whole thing. No, you guys don't have
to show up later. If we're going to record at
this time, this is the time that we should be recording,
pressing record.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
We never start one time. We never said all right,
so let's go back to the play party. Play party.
If you're still interested. It is this weekend. It's gonna
be fun. We have Kinks and Drinks happening before then
Kinks and Drinks you can get started. You have some

(59:56):
drinks and stuff. There's gonna be some sexual activations going on.
We have bk Overphiend with his what's the name of
this shit again?

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Pervertibles?

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Thank you. Then we have Hito. Then we have Phoenix
with knife play sink sling. Then we have Miss Giselle
with Impact playing fire. No, we lost the fire person.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Is somebody giving massages?

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yes, we have a missuse.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
We have a messuse, but he's going to be at
the actual play party, not Kings and Drinks. So here's
the thing, guys. You can get a ticket to Kings
and Drinks. You don't have to come to the play party,
or you can get tickets to both. Right, if you
get the play party, if you take get tickets to
play party, you also can have automatic automatic entrance into
Kings and Drinks. So we're there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
July twenty six, Yes, sir, your attire ready?

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Yeah, game day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I ordered one outfit. I'm probably people doing multiple alpha changes,
so people are wearing one thing the Kings and Drinks
and then changing into something else for game day. I
don't think I'm gonna do all that. I do want
to ask. Somebody asks us today, you know we have
the extreme corner where all of the doms are going
to be performing on people at the same time, and
actually going there, right, Kings and drinks is rather r

(01:01:20):
rated the xxx the extreme corner is xxx. That's going crazy, right,
But somebody asks today, are we bringing the milking table?

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Because the milking table just got fucked on last time,
like we actually wanted milk.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Fucking on the milking table is probably not the best idea,
ain't I was super sturdy, yeah, but I just feel
I just got this vision of it not being that sturdy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Super sturdy me yesterday spent like two days building that
shit that fell. The wood on the ship is the
stick the legs is like bigger than that dick that
Courtney's stuff in her mouth. But what do you'all think?
So the thing is that I want the extreme corner
to be an area where people can view, right, so

(01:02:09):
that the voye can actually sit and watch people go crazy,
and the exhibitionists can go in there and go crazy
in that corner, right, I want that to be an area,
but we still want it and this is just on
the first floor. I want the other bets to still
be open for people to play and you know what
I mean. But now if I put the milking table
in there, it's tough, right because you see, there's a
big ass table and I was like, Yo, that's going

(01:02:31):
to take up too much. We didn't get a chance
to use it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Well, are we going to if we bring it? Are
we going to use it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
People?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
They're going to use it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
No, not we. I'm talking about me, like, as a
collective part, are we goin to actually use it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
You see?

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
If we don't want to bring that big ass table
and someone just gets sucked on it again?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
Also too, I feel like the way tow has like
the plantogram set up, I'm not really playing a ground.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Like I'm working retail.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
I love that crazy, I'm not out new words every
day around I think.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
I hate that word. I'm not really sure is this
space for that?

Speaker 10 (01:03:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Is space for that? You know?

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
We also haven't We got a couple of games that
were playing too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
You know, we got the Dunk Contest.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Oh hold on, do tell did I tell y'all?

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yesterday we hired a host.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Oh we did.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
We did wait host for what Kingston drinks or the
play party.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
The play party, Kasha, We'll be doing the consent speech
and leading us into play Oh I love that Kingston
at the play party, so you know how normally I
do it. And then if you don't have the people
who are activists like they are on sometimes people just
sit around and ship. No, Kasha is going to do sensually,

(01:03:48):
do to consent speech and lead us into games we
play that startup the actual action.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Love that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Love that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
She will also be using people in the crowd. So fellas,
I don't know if y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Know or that you round bring your egg game.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
You know, we're using people in the crowd to start
the action up. So link us if you're still interested
in pulling up July twenty six, hit us up the
Hardestsoft Show dot com. Hit the vetting form. If you've
already been vetted the heart or Soft Show at gmail

(01:04:25):
dot com or Hard or Soft Events at gmail dot com.
Email us yes and I will send you the ticket link.
You know, we gotta check the list to make sure
don't bring nobody that wasn't vetted right, telling security straight
off the door. You gotta show your vetting and you
got to show your ticket. If you don't show both,
you're not getting it. I'm not vetting nobody at the door.

(01:04:46):
Fron We're gonna be doing mad ship. I'm not vetting
anybody at the door. Okay, So don't be sending your
tickets to nobody out of is that speaking of? So
you know we are dressing up. You didn't tell she
was just in the past. Oh right, you don't tell
what you was just in the past. You ain't got
your alpha yet.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
I've had my alpha is two thousand and fucking three.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Things? He's winning a fabulous shit from traded on.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
I ain't gonna say just no, got some real authentic
ship you feel me? It's not no throwback, nigga. This
was current when I bought it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
That's what I'm gonna say. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Collectors item, are you are you going to be in character.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Character of who's that person? Or yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Are you going to be yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
And this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
You gonna role play and be I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
Know how I would be that person in like that.
That's you know what, that's my homework how did I
be him there? That's actually, you know what, probably not
just thought about it. Probably won't be the best idea.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
To be, you know, just about it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
I was just thinking about my boy yesterday saying that
they're going to be a messuse there. But you know, yes,
the massus is usually a man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
It's true, this is true. No, well, hold on, I
feel like we.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Did have a we did have hey Vegas, she was
there one time. But she's not gonna be at this
woman she so, yeah, we only have the mail.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
So I was thinking about reaching out to the central
messuse and seeing if she could pull up. I haven't
spoken to her in a while. With you guys, if
you came, you would have to If you came, you
would have to uh pay for the extras. If we
pay to be in the building, you guys have to

(01:06:28):
pay for the extras. And y'all know what the extras are.
So but you know, hey, y'allful beautiful, She's beautiful, Central missus.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Oh, okay, yes, I just got what you said. Yes,
it just registers. If you came, no pay for extra, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
You have to pay.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Yeah, opens ain't free pickles ain't free when I told
you for that swing sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Over a week.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
The reason I was asking about the role playing thing
is because I was on be Condom's page right, and
they have a list ten sexy and hot role play
ideas to try tonight tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
I don't know that tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
I'm fast. I'm faster I was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
I want you to How does this go? You have
the cop and the criminal even bad, and it's time
to be punished. Cuffs are optional.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Does anybody have like a role play scene criminal? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
How does that play out?

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
That's that's pretty dope.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
You can hit them with the come to their crib,
knock at the door type ship.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
But how I'm looking for such and such. Oh she's
not here.

Speaker 7 (01:07:47):
Pick open the door, nigga, I said, I'm looking for
such and such. You feel me, you can kind of. No,
that's not aggressive. Nobody cops at your door.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
I'm listening to the story. What if she the type
of girl that like, look like this, and then you
guys kicked the door. That's crazy? This right, that was
not symore. She got a nod her head right, look
like the.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Game of waste deep like I got a warrant to
search your apartment. I got a warrant to search your apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
If you got no warrant, I'm not like this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
I have a warrant to search your apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Let me see looking through the people.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
Yeah, okay, then I let you in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
We're just looking for certain certain things in the house
that I heard that you were a hoarding.

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
What are you talking about, sir, That's why I said
it was a leader. Once you got a warning, I'm gone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
That's why are you ruined in the scene? He was
talking about me ruining scenes when she came to Schooby
doo it. It came as Velma, you're ruined in the scene.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
So he's searching the house and then he's like, man,
I think I need to search you. I think it's
on you. What getting real handsy, real handsy. I don't think.
I don't think you have what you're looking for. He's like, yeah,
I do. He just picks you up and just throws
you on the bed ship or for Courtney, a.

Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
Little freaky ass. What if he searchs the crib. We're
just looking for some things.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
You're not gonna fly anything.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
Okay, you search the crib, you come back. What's this did,
how do you explain this?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Man? How about we you show me what you do
with this? You let her play with it and let
her demonstrate.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
For your Yeah, okay, yeah, are you wait?

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Are you threatening her with time? If she doesn't like,
are you going through that whole ship?

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I can take you in right now?

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Yeah? You now?

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
When you role playing? Right, is the role played dependent
on the person's response or can you do the whole
thing by yourself? It depends like because like say you
ask her I could take you in right now, or
you might she be like, well, can we work something out?

Speaker 12 (01:10:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
But what if she don't say can we work something out?

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
I feel like it has to like in order for
role play to work, I think two people have to
be in on it. It only is fun when two
people are doing it, Like I'm only in character and
you're just like hah, It's like you're taking the fun
out of it, like both of you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
Ue, So all right, you see, like how I killed
the vibe that day with today? I feel like you
gotta be able to have a plan for both answers.
So if he be like, well, all right, take me
in or he's like, let me work something out because
you know a nigger like him, you might not know,
so you gotta kind of have some.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Them for both ways, kind of sort of like you
gotta have a plan beat.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Yeah, but I feel like if you if you see
your partners doing role play, that makes you like you
gotta be like, okay, let me get.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
No yeah, no, shut up. If I'm fucking in here
minded my business and you show up just like a cop,
I'm gonna be looking at you like what the fuck
is you're doing? It's hard for me to just jump
into the character. Yes, up, I know it's a boot.
You're absolutely right, but it's hard for me to just
jump in the character it is. I'm not just ready

(01:11:10):
to bore me up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Yeah, you gotta love me out before you do that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Yeah, I'm just I don't know. Maybe I'm just too
old and grumpy. I'm just not okay, I'm ready to
be shaggy. You know, you just show up and I'm
supposed to just jump into Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
But then.

Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
It's coming from the same niggas. Last week, it's sots
women who created creative situation.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Somebody you had the most creative fucking scheme the world
has ever seen, and you fucked it all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Right, let me see what you Let me see what
your career since you came back. Let's what is your
Let me see what your creativity does with this next scene?

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Ship, I should have shut right, Why I shut?

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
The would make me the villain and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
I'm just saying, Wow, this is whole plus looms. I
don't want to have nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
All I'm saying like, if we're being sexual, I know
we're already in section. My blood is flowing, like my
balls is filled, Like we can be sexual. I'm here.
But if I'm in here cleaning chicken and you show
up Justice Velman with a Scooby Doo doll, I'm not
just gonna automatically just become shaggy like it's just hard

(01:12:21):
for me to do that. And it's okay, Yes, I
don't know what I was doing, but something she's like,
she just comes in here likes and I'm just like,
what the fuck is she doing? But okay, since you're
the kick of creativity, this is what you're telling me.
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Yes, how you doing, Yes, you're good? Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Number three The second one I like to it was
the stripper and the client. But number three was the
naughty nurse and the needy patient.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Oh that one is I worked in the hospital. Okay,
my goodness, ain't nurse. You gotta switch my fucking back.

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
Pan, bitch, excuse me, sir? Can you please have some respect.
I'm working, I'm trying my best.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
I don't give a fuck about none of that, and
is my meds. Sir. I'll be there with you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
That is nice to be there.

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
I'll be here with you in a second because anything
I could do for you right now to make you
feel a little better, like, I don't know, you think
of something? What if I fluff your pillow? It's right,
shout out, grew on my fucking mood man, shut out,
fluff a pillow real quick as some Oh you know
that that feels nice? You feel fix the covers on
or some ship like? Oh you know, spell a little
warm in here?

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
What about?

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Can I lift your leg up? You lift? Oh ship?
You might be it might be might be on something.

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You know, Okay, you need a little leg pillow or something,
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You feel that thing right there? Something like that? You
know what I mean?

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You know? Can you start you off?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Mad?

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Aggressive.

Speaker 7 (01:13:44):
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(01:14:09):
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Just literally fell out of her nurse?

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Another break?

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Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
What's that? Yo? I remember?

Speaker 7 (01:18:59):
I'll never forget when I was back when I was
giving girls like a fake name.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
My dad did to tell checked my name.

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Was Perry for like a month straight Perry. That's why
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Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Had Why was your name was Perry?

Speaker 7 (01:19:11):
Because I used to really like the clothes line Perry
Ellis And I was like, Perry count kind of wavy?

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Wait? Why did you like the clothing line Perry Ellis?

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That's all they had in the outlets at the time.
It was that Banana Republican what's it called Woodberry? Yes,
you back in the day, Pery.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Is the only story that actually has still had clothes
everything else somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
And I was all my moms to give you know what,
swell check my name was Perry? Right, that didn't last.
I don't like a Perry before.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
We were before we had heat stroke just now or
whatever the just happened here? We were talking about role plays, right,
and the last one that I wanted to do, which
is the one I found most interesting, was this stranger
hook up. When I talked about all the time stranger

(01:20:01):
the stranger hookup. Pretend you've just met at a bar.
New names, new vibe, same bed, Act like it's a
one night stand, and make it unforgettable.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
That is so far.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
I think someone submitted a story to me and they
did that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
It's so fire right, play it out, play it out,
like make it, don't don't recall the story.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
No, I'm not trying to the story. We I walk
into a bar by myself, isolated and or I'm actually
at the bar whatever making conversation with people, and my
partner comes up to me, and maybe another guy is
trying to talk to me, maybe the bar. Me and

(01:20:47):
bartender's having banter back and forth, and he says, hey, like,
I see you over here, Can I buy you a drink? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
What's your name? Tell him completely different name. He tells
me a completely different name, and then I don't know.
We just make conversations like we don't know each other
from a hole in the wall. Were just making up
lives like fake lives of each other and then he goes,
you want to get out of here after a while,
and he's like he's like fieling up on your leg

(01:21:18):
and like touching you, just doing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Like creepy ship is. If he didn't know you, it
would be creepy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
But you never had like a you never like been
at the bar with someone. I's just vibing so much
that the touch doesn't even bother you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
I mean, I'm a god.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
You started touching me exactly, so it's like the playful like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Ha ha he ha ha, very very sensual.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
And then you want to get out of here. I
know another spot. I hope we go to another spot. Boom,
Now you're getting me lit. You want to go back
to my crib? Oh yeah, that's cool. And then you
do ship that you've never done before in the bedroom,
Like that's the time to try. I knew ship. In
my opinion, she went a peggan nigga.

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
Wait wait, imagine imagine she got you tied up right
and you agreed to the pagan, but then she bought
that big subway ship. Like wait, yo yo ya you
go with the the do you show the nigga your
peace before you some ship that you never tried before.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
That's what I'm saying, Like, that's what, what can we
do that you never tried before?

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
I mean, I guess, I guess we can. I guess
we can. I guess. One thing I haven't tried is like, no,
I tried that to in a hotel. Never mind. I
was gonna say, like the windows open, like yeah, I
was like, I already did that in the hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Something fucking in the window. You well you did it
in d R in KNT kum I mistake.

Speaker 7 (01:23:00):
Yeah, why we talk about it? That wasn't got caught
by the maid I did? They caught security on them?
They yeah, they did.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
They did.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
I closed closed, I mean I got. I got right
on the balcony one time, my old crib, Like you
got them balconies.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
I'm right there, eighty I've never done that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I'm right there watching people want to stop sad.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Just wait, never fucked on my balcony before, in your crib,
in my crib.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Now, I want to a woman to do that that
is by herself.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
No, I wouldn't know. I would like no, I would
like I would have a what did they call those things?
A gazebo just to do it outside, but I would have.

Speaker 11 (01:23:46):
A gazebo so they can't see inside.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
You can't, but you're still outside.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Yeah, we did it, I told y'all we did in
Mexico once and then we looked down the motherfuckers taking
pictures of us, but with the professional camera.

Speaker 7 (01:23:57):
Oh, it was like three four in the morning putting
that on the website.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
I had that nigga, the creep Mexican journalist was in
what I'm telling you, asking what she said with the
land was taking pictures of us from fucking across the
pool up. He had the perfect ship for my balcony.
Were going crazy and this nigga's taking pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
What's the legal down in?

Speaker 7 (01:24:21):
So yeah, they look at you as an excursion.

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
Now do you ever see somebody else having sex that
happened to you before, you, like on the balcony or
like an hotel, and see somebody else across the way.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
I've seen that. I've seen that before, actually seen it
from my office building.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
I've seen that ship in Williamsburg. I've seen Cocomo. We
buy Cokemo one day and everybody was looking up. This
couple is in the window in the skyscraper. On that
wavy apartment and fucking like crazy, and we just watching
them sucking. The whole window is mirror. We just watching
him hush, look crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
He was like, I saw it in Saint Martin. I
was on top of the roof of my hotel and
there was like apartments but you can see, and I
pulled up my phone to go like even like zoom,
and I was like, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
Shit, Yo, one time this girl came. We had a
hotel like like like Lower east Side Manhattan area, so
we wanted to do that, like the balcony window vibe right,
So we open the curtain, so we go over there,
we start getting in and I look up to the right,
so there's like another I guess hotel, like you know,
right across the way and literally right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
Across from us.

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
It's two guys going to town right each other, on
each other. So it's two guys going to each other.
So mind you, all you see is a nigga in
all black come with the camera, so he's recording. He's
coming like with the for me the around the waveview.
So we both kind of just stop and look like, yeah, nah,

(01:26:03):
we might have to close this. This fuck that that
fucked the whole bob up. Bro, they were shooting that
was a scene. Bro, they were shooting a scene in
that and that ship.

Speaker 11 (01:26:10):
Shorty probably want to watch m hm. Nah, there was
two white dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Oh yeah. Do y'all care about that? When you're watching
porn if it's white dudes and black dudes, yes, I do.
So you need to see two black dudes? Yes, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
Might watch bisexual porn. Everybody has to be black.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
It's not the same for me. I like seeing black
dudes on white girls.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
You like saying white dudes on black girls.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
So no, not necessarily sometimes if they and they they
are in something like devour stage sometimes, but not really.

Speaker 11 (01:26:38):
I fuck with white Dragon's not your thing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Nah, not at all, But I'm more so than not.
I know you're about to say something. More so than not.
I'm paying attention to the girl. No, for sure, you
know what I'm saying. So I'm watching her do her thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Yeah, I fuck with the I fuck with the white
with the white white on black crime. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
You fuck with white on black crime. No matter who
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
They gotta be, they gotta be the right play. I'm
not just gonna just randomly got the top of the line.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Yeah, we be kind of prejudice on here. I'm gonna
keep it a hundred.

Speaker 13 (01:27:08):
I say this if I'm a if I'm a watch
but you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Like clear if I want to hear it parent.

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
If I'm gonna watch some white porn because I'm not
really into that, she gotta be super bad, like you
gotta be like exquisite because this is not my bob.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
So for me to really be here, you gotta be
like next level like that white. Yeah, you gotta be.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Super I can't watch the trailer trash.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Yeah, I can't watch like but I'm gonna keep it real.
Actually first no, first forty eight.

Speaker 6 (01:27:42):
Like Grandma from I forget it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Whoaa?

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
You watch mature.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Want to be he watches mature porn? So yesterday you
watch white mature Granny milk.

Speaker 6 (01:28:01):
I watch granny porn. Doesn't matter the color. Oh BBW,
grammy granny.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
You like it?

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
You discuss. I ain't gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
I'm not gonna call. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
his young.

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
I don't give a nasty niggas every time I feel
every time i feel like I've seen it all on
this show.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
It's somebody who just come in and like when Steph
came in, I'm like a ship when you checked that
just out you look, I don't got my stops because
you need to be stopped. You see.

Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
That's what I'm saying. I can't even tell you what
I really be looking at. That's what I'm saying. I
can't even really tell you you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Know what you remember we said we show we should
have know our partners all the way. I don't want
all my friends all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
I need to know what I need to know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
You like this?

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
What like so when you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
You like because it be a little it would be
a little roast.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Beefie, so you you like that like ground turkey. You
just so you one at a time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
He's like you like.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
You be you three on one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
You be like typing in Granny and looking for like
very like bro all white Puss, you like ball man
bybe no no, no, no stop stop everybody, everybody stop.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Let me come on.

Speaker 6 (01:29:22):
Like no, I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
I don't know what day I'm literally trying to what
you're looking for? Like what is the thing about this
granny thing that you're looking for?

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
So all right?

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Can I be vulnerable. All right, No you can't. You're
gonna get judged. I'm letting you know, okay, proceed that
your own. It's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
I don't mind getting judge. So you're asking me to like,
what am I looking for?

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:29:48):
So so so so basically? What do I type in
on the on the random day?

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:29:53):
I'm thinking, you know, let me whack one off. What
am I going to type in? I want to switch
it up. I want to spice things up me personally.
I'm typing in bb W ebony granny, gum job.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Gums.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Ship, what got.

Speaker 8 (01:30:27):
Worse?

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
He is coming?

Speaker 15 (01:30:33):
Thank you Hi, yesterday run gum job job yo yo.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Yo, my brother in Christ brother gumb job.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
The family equity is decreasing day by day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
No, yes, that's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
Crazy bb do you ebony granny gum drop?

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
The start is? That's man job your gum job.

Speaker 7 (01:31:06):
Sorry that's so specific, but I know he's not lying.
When he called me for his side quest, I swear
with some ship that was just like that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
You asked you for a spot?

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
That was.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
And I'm like, damn, it was type of diabolical freak?
Are you I got you?

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
I got you? That's crazy? What is it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
What is it about this granny BBW granny gum job
that you like? What is it that does for you?

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
All right, I'm crying yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
My thing is like that title is so long.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
You even still horny after you right all of that,
because I know, because you got your dick in your
hand and you my grandmother dead.

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
I'm hard because I already know what's about to come up. Right,
So first of all, you're gonna get so you're gonna
get some of the grandmas that look like real old,
but they canna get some grandmas that look fait good.
You get some grandmas that look busty. And then I
like the ones where they start so they pull like
the pants down and right before they do it, they
put their teeth right down, take the teeth out, and

(01:32:07):
then they go crazy and it's like, yo, that's like
a limited head. That's like a.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Up the island of pharmacy, looking like who picking up
that ship?

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Gun?

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Oh my yo? This is yo, this is criminal. This
is criminal. This is the niggas that you be on
basketball teaser. You don't know what they be doing. And
they wait for a grandmother to take a teeth out,
put in an addresser so they could get better headed.

Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
Son, let me ask you a question, right, I want
you to be in Yo. They said, you meet the
perfect guy. However he looked. He looked like, how the
niggas you be like and be looking good?

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Job?

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Sex fire got his.

Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
Own plate and you're going through his phone when you
see that in his search history. Remember when you said
you don't one hundred percent about the new is dealing with,
How are you viewing him any different after seeing that?

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Be honest, I'm long kind of ass on him own
kind of ass that because like, why would you? Why
is that a category for you? I'm kind of asked.

Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
Question for the both of y'all. What's something that you
can find in your partners porn search that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Might disturb you and hers?

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Like, damn, I wish I didn't know you was into.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
That nothing, but I know most women into gay porn. No,
let's go what's worse than that? What's worse than gay porn?

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Watch some animal ship reality for that?

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
Yeah, definitely, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:33:24):
Your animals crazy reality like a nigga fucking a duck
or some ship.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Like horses up the phone, that little quack quap. How
you gonna feel gonna fail. How you're gonna feel?

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
I can't clip this. I can't clip they don't let
the reality off.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Speak.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Can we start to show? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
You never know why he was jumping like that for
the video. I gotta see the video on this. We're
doing a lot of movements, a lot of body movements.
So go over to patreon dot com backslash the herd
or Soft Show we were. We will begin to release
the videos the same day that we release the audio,

(01:34:25):
or maybe the next day. All right, as long as
we up to speed with the editing and stuff, the
video will be going right on Patreon the same day
or the next day after we release the audio. So yeah,
catch up with us. We were on patreon dot com.
All right, Welcome to the Hard or Soft Show. The

(01:34:46):
show we talk about things people like about sex and
things people don't like about sex, the things, the things
that make us hard and the things that nick us soft?
What happened to the ad libs used to be like.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
My stomach? You know, I got this situation. I'm trying
very hard to hold for Sorry, why do you put
my business? I didn't put on these too, motherfuckers? Did listen?
You guys who don't know right, since it's out here,

(01:35:27):
I got a.

Speaker 7 (01:35:28):
Little stomach situation, you feeling I ate some ship I
probably shouldn't have ate. So I'm dealing with it. I'm
dealing with it, you know, a little bit of detox
and washing out and ship like that. So I'm trying
to hold it down and not let no ship rip.
Not trying you feel me go to the bathroom. But
my movements and my participation and energy is very tainted
and limited.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
At the moment that little quack.

Speaker 7 (01:35:48):
Quack, I bet I know you was clinching like a.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
Was mad tet it a piece of him here with
my scared rare monfred devon there a k a elegance.
I came a fight back to the ambiyonce.

Speaker 6 (01:36:14):
Tongue to focus.

Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
Someone goes to his knees.

Speaker 7 (01:36:19):
Yes, and if you switch it, yes, yesterday that you
know the last thing you want to fucking right, last
thing I got?

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
I got dog poom poom?

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
What was the song that she sang? What she called them?
Poom poom?

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Jesus crash. I was just know the song and I'm
not even gonna sing you remember this song? Of course,
I'm of course I want the song.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
I remember the song A k A Chocolate thor a
k A.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
I came doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Yo, this nigga wagged the tongue. Yo. I can't believe
we got him today because he's been acting like he
don't do it. But you only let the little tip out.
He just gave us the tip.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
You don't do the whole lethal lips.

Speaker 12 (01:37:01):
Ship called the lethal lips lethal.

Speaker 7 (01:37:17):
I'm not gonna hold you what that was tough? What
just know I'm gonna I'm gonna get your.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
That's that's that's my mentor.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
Do what you gotta do. Boy, swing and fall left
his doctor tongue crazy. There you got wag the dog.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
Nobody's in the miss safe. He's on the top.

Speaker 7 (01:37:46):
He been Yeah, bro, I promise you. If I'm not,
i'mnna wait. I'm gonna wait, but none of you guys
are safe.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
King Loon the.

Speaker 6 (01:37:55):
First sir the word.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
What's up? Man? How you feeling today?

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
You know I'm fucking feeling today.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Tyson over there? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
I know this.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
It's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Who said that? There was on my shipless dimple?

Speaker 16 (01:38:16):
Everybodys niggas tell me ship it's getting loan down.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Okay, okay, cool, just keep the same next week.

Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
It's all coming back, watch coming for all your niggas everybody.
But we're chilling that besides obvious, we're chilling. Man, We
hear you know what I'm saying. I'm gonn have to
get some ship off my chest no pun intended.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Ye, So we do have a guess.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
Very excited.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
You have a guest in this student? Introduce him? Let
us introduced whichever Cool?

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Yeah, I'm aady.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
You're ready to go?

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Okay, cool? What do I want to start with today?

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
Boy, you know what, I'm damn so many options.

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
We got my man with the plane, hundred grand, we
got triple s a k A not today but yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
A k A side quest, Yes you feel me a
k A k A the gummy worms a k A
the real senior citizen.

Speaker 7 (01:39:26):
I thought I was. I thought I had a thing
for old with chicks with you kind of got me.
You got a thing for old chicks. It's different with
no teeth, no teeth, oh my god, no dental plan.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
A k A breast today a k A.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Aka the breast to ever do.

Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
It better than all the breasts.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
A k A spider man or.

Speaker 7 (01:39:53):
Peter Parker said, ak a destiny all venom yesterday. Oh
yestiny a k A too something to do something, my neck,
in my back and ten percent body.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
You don't say the golden girls side, nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
You just want to show them win today.

Speaker 7 (01:40:19):
Girl aka Blanche could never leave. I was doing today,
brother man, I'm doing okay, slim Jong.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
I'm doing good. I'm doing good.

Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
Happy to be back here, miss the real Kevin Durant. Yeah,
I'm showing you introduce your call in effect. Guess oh
you're going for it ahead, Yeah, I give so.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:40:41):
I want to introduce my illustrious, the beautiful Courtney chival
shov a k A Courtney hard Dashian a k A
little fizz a k A kinky Batman a k A what.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
You call what you call the loon?

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:41:02):
Was it buttered up? Bacon gree bacon greet There we go.
Ak sunny d a k A sunny d the wet
breast today? Yeah, today they came the Perubian body wave.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
I'm still not unative spinner.

Speaker 5 (01:41:17):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
I know Courtney very well. I'm looking at look you're
looking at the floor like this, like this you're.

Speaker 6 (01:41:29):
Lo She didn't she look at me for like five minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:41:32):
Yeh, I know the real well yeah, narrative spinner, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
A k A.

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
Courtney. I'm sorry. You know I love you. You got
to know your personal Yeah. No, for sure, Corney gonna
be mad.

Speaker 7 (01:41:47):
For two business days, all right, one bit like Amazon
Amazon package.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
She'll be good by the next day, next day, next day, delivery.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Over it now?

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
No, but yes, Courtney is in the building.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Yeah. How you feeling today, court I'm hot, but we
out here unnaturally hot today.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
It's really even this morning when I was working hot
from like I started at five. By five thirty, my
face was drenched. I'm like, what the fish? I wouldn't
have moving fast? I want to do all this. It
was so hot.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
I almost want to stay at work. I don't want
to live, right.

Speaker 6 (01:42:27):
You don't mean nigga be out of eight fifty nine?

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
Yeah, I mean I.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Hang up to nine on three today.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Yo. Man, we have had a hell of a week.
But first before we talk about that week before, do
you want to.

Speaker 6 (01:42:41):
What we're getting?

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Sorry ak for you too, bigga, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Well, I just want to say that we've been on
this journey with this show for I want to say
four years, three, four years something like that. I can't
really recall.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Was it since twenty twenty? Did you started the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
After the beginnings? Maybe twenty one one? Yeah, four years.
Lou has been here for most of that time. I
want to say, maybe three years something like that. At
least at least two and a half something like that. Yeah,
definitely about two and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
And I think I'm pulling. I think I already made
a year.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna check now, I'm gonna check your
Golden Shower video.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
A person that has been there, I want to say,
longer than you is the person that has been edited
for us this whole time. We actually went through a
process where he wasn't around, and I went and found him,
brought him on board, and he is behind all of

(01:43:45):
the magic that you see that you used to see
on YouTube is now when I'll pay youreon, that you
see on Instagram, that you see on TikTok, all of
the little things that you see us doing, any of
the visuals. He has been behind that. And that is
not something that I want to like. You gotta understand
his magic to that we tried other people that didn't.
It wasn't the same we missed out. Loon was like, yo,

(01:44:06):
you hit me on the side of Loon runs our
social media, Solun has hit me.

Speaker 7 (01:44:10):
Like yo, oh yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
Yo, I don't really like Lou. I know, let's you know, listen.
He's like, yeah, but I mean, who where's the person
that used to do our ship.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
No, I'm probably gonna say the same thing that you
did because I remember hitting Taiho and I was like
this clip was as.

Speaker 7 (01:44:33):
Yeah, because you know what it is. It's like, you
know how nobody make it like your your your mother
or your dad makes food. It's like, no, this saw
is missing something right. So I was like, from here's
the fun's From the minute it happened, I was like, yo, bro,
what is this? I was like no, because I'm not
I'm listen, We're keeping a respectful up here. I'm not
disrespecting what anybody else is doing. But I'm like, yo,

(01:44:54):
I feel like there's a slight difference in quality. And
that's when the whole conversation came and you know, anybody.
If it's one thing people gonna realize about.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
Me, I'll say, what the funk I be thinking?

Speaker 7 (01:45:04):
So I wasn't my all like, yo, bro, listen, you
gotta do what you gotta do, and you got it.
I think you need to do this, you know, And
and it was a you don't want to say, it
was a very comfort me. We spoke for about an
hour and I was like, here, listen, what you're saying. Right,
I'm not arguing with you, but what I'm saying is
we need to be wrong. Okay, we need to do
what we have to do. And I'm happy that we

(01:45:27):
did that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:45:28):
And I will also say you are responsible some of
the worst days I've ever had on the internet ever.

Speaker 6 (01:45:36):
Ever.

Speaker 7 (01:45:36):
Fact, I can't tell you how many times I've woken
up and I should have, say one hundred, one hundred
and hundred, and.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
I'm like, what the fuck did I do?

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
What did I do?

Speaker 5 (01:45:45):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Fl me and I'm like a ship. Niggas got me.

Speaker 7 (01:45:49):
And even when I thought like what it was, I
was one, I was hoping niggas ain't see so I
ain't uploaded and I skipped to the next Oh nah,
you skip this.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
That's the social.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
Media because me, because with me, make sure that I'll say.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
And you've affected every single person here. You affected yesterday,
you freed a loan. You also you broke up a
relationship for her. Yeah you do you notice she you
you broke up one of her relationships like they broke
they broke up. So when I'm telling that to you, guys,
that's listening, right, I need you to understand. He has
all creative control. Like we rarely send him like your

(01:46:30):
clip this so he'll watch. And what he used to
tell us is like, yo, he used to hit me
on the side. I'm like, yo, I love the show.
I actually watched the show. And so because of that,
he's able to pick the high moments in the show
because he's actually finish show you went through like your
clips through an editor or AI or ship like that.
They don't know what the fuck, they're just going for whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
They don't know the feel or like the gist of
the show. So it's better to get someone to actually
watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
He's watching the ship right this, nigga, She posts, we
posted the ship. The nigga broke up about it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
It was Golden Showers.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Yeah, and then it was we was on the phone
last week and yeah, man, we had a we hit
a milestone. I don't know what we're doing. We're shaking
these up? Are we shaking everybody? Shaking them up? Now?
They don't peel you just turned turn this way, get

(01:47:29):
one from the counter. You should what all right, nigga?
You see everybody else had it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
Take the headphones off.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
You have to okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
Right to everybody out there. We here, we ready to
celebrate harder soft hits.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
One should we come on camera for this?

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Just let them just go a hundred fucking no point.

Speaker 7 (01:47:57):
That shouldn't be bitch ship, I'm really a heart my
own gun turning? God damn hands seat. We hit a
hundred thousand followers on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Sh ain't pop?

Speaker 3 (01:48:20):
Go ahead?

Speaker 9 (01:48:20):
Pop?

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
My should strong ass nigga, Yeah, god damn greasy is
fucking I got a lot of baking grease on. Get
the bottoms?

Speaker 3 (01:48:34):
Got this whole week? Were ship?

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
Yeah right? You good?

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
You really a freaking so greasey.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
Like being what you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
What are you doing for?

Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
Gout? Head hold on? Why is the room is nuts?
Courtney was absolutely.

Speaker 6 (01:48:55):
Nuts?

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Right now your ship glitch, It's cool. Don't leaving the
point was making. Yeah, that's the point. We have Drew here.
He flew up here from North Carolina, North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
Can I can I throw something out there?

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
Toll?

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (01:49:17):
I know we're making an announcement one hundred thousand, but
since we since we had that? Was that a couple
of days ago? We had one hundred and one thousand?
So I just want to I just want to update
the people.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
One on one and to the two people out there, like, yo,
we have been through so much with this brand, so
many ups and downs. Ship. We was I don't want
to say banned, but we were shadow band for a
long time. We might still be.

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
We have like a permanent shadow.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
And Drew hit me and he was like, Yo, what's
happening with you?

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Is your tags?

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
He's like, they're banning your tags, so you're not being
seen nowhere. So I hit Loan and I was like, YO,
take those off and use these other ones, and he
suggested and from there she started flying. She started flying.
So thank you so much for being a fucking uh.
You're really good at your job. You know what I'm saying.

(01:50:11):
If whoever's fucking Drew out there, just know he's excellent
at what he does.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
You know what I'm saying honestly and truthfully, because.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
The motherfucker is excellent. Way, the motherfucker's talented because.

Speaker 7 (01:50:20):
He know he don't just make clips. He got he
low key is like a creative director, being honest, not
real ship, because it's one thing to make some ship,
but it's another thing when you pick.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
What to actually make. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:50:32):
So just know that we were going to sleep at
night knowing that. Okay, we know he's gonna just make
this episode. This episode is gonna be some heat. I
know he's gonna do the It's a it's a luxury
to be able to sleep well at night, you know,
knowing that you're doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
So yeah, man, even though I'm a fucking get your
right because I know.

Speaker 1 (01:50:52):
You know absolutely right. A lot of the people here
that have been part of this navy, y'all have seen
so much. Y'all have seen so much. Y'all my extended family.
We talk every day. We sometimes we argue, you know,
more times than not, we laugh and joke with each other.
I have to tie somebody up at the play party.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
That was so random.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
She reached out today and because I said I'm not
I didn't want to bring the milk and table. I said,
why don't you be the extra and since you want
extra shit and she said, I ain't pussy or whatever,
and I said, all right, So we're gonna bring you
to the fucking play party. We're gonna blindfold your ass,
and we're gonna tie you up on the corner. I
got plans for her. I'm wondering what her permissions are, right,

(01:51:36):
I'm wondering what her permissions are because I am ready
to let her be jumped by her people that she permisses.
You know what I mean, Let's see what you got
since you was such a gangster.

Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
Ready to fuck you in the mouth. Consentual, yo, I
ain't gonna lie consentually. I ain't saying consentually.

Speaker 4 (01:51:56):
That was just a weird thing to say, though.

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
That's not the right word.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
It was aggressive.

Speaker 4 (01:52:01):
You're aggressive wondering how you are in the bedroom with
your girls. You'd be like, yeah, you now what you
feel about that?

Speaker 12 (01:52:09):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:52:12):
Like quae quick, quiet, nigga, I'm very at this levels.

Speaker 1 (01:52:16):
I'm gonna keep it real with you. You know, it
was aggressive. Barry Ship Barry last week he was here
the clip that was driving. He was like, I'm just
looking at the cliff like angry.

Speaker 16 (01:52:31):
This is aggressive as fun, angry, light skinned nigga in
the back of the head.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
She hit me on the on the side and she
was like, he's.

Speaker 3 (01:52:41):
He's scary nigga, like a big ass. I'll be shure.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
I said, yeah, that's the nigga I would not like.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
He looks like a sure nigga. Your nigga, the real
Jaalen Hurts shut.

Speaker 1 (01:52:55):
Shout out to Barry. By the way, Barry got a
new page is the Barry Love Show on Instagram. Shout
out to Barry, and shout out to all of our guests,
all of the people that have been on the show
that have helped us get to this space. You know,
it's a great space for social media. It doesn't really
make or break the brand, but it says something about
the people that said, Yo, I like them, I fucked them.

(01:53:15):
I want to see more of them. That says something,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:53:19):
You know, it's crazy we don't even have a thousand guests.
I know she ain't fuck a thousand niggas.

Speaker 3 (01:53:22):
I just thought about it. She ain't fucking thousand niggas.
We ain't have a thousand guests. Ain't no way. She
fucking more niggas, and we had guests, you.

Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
Know what, You know what I mean, we was only
fucking They called it once a week.

Speaker 3 (01:53:33):
She don't got a thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
This is only three four years.

Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
She don't got a thousand. He's not wronging the week.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
Of course it's ten years. That's still only five hundred damn.

Speaker 3 (01:53:46):
So it's hard trying to sound is a tough number, bro.
A thousand niggas.

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
Guys, we have been here for some time. We had
to stop against some water.

Speaker 4 (01:53:59):
History strokes in here.

Speaker 3 (01:54:03):
Court.

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
Yeah, I haven't done this segment in a while. Being
at your back seeming to be back in action, Oh god,
seemingly Okay, What's what got you hard this week?

Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
What got your mused? Learn that new dragon?

Speaker 4 (01:54:25):
Dragon?

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
So what do you when you're when you're playing with
your what are you watching porn?

Speaker 14 (01:54:29):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
What do you know? You're just in your crib and
the dark stuff in your face? No, no, no, no, no, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:54:34):
Actually chimming myself. What I'm filming myself. I like the
way I look when I'm doing certain things. Can you
be filming yourself sucking or riding it in different position.

Speaker 1 (01:54:47):
Don't you try to take.

Speaker 4 (01:54:50):
And I know she's dressed up for the lingerie on
and I will be in front of.

Speaker 3 (01:54:55):
The video yet.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
Drew down on the breast off.

Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
You gotta be careful.

Speaker 7 (01:55:04):
You got to people gradually into that comic. Yeah, because
if a girl this is a video sucking a dick
and a cat woman leather, I'm just gonna be like,
so what are you doing with the video shows?

Speaker 3 (01:55:13):
Quick?

Speaker 4 (01:55:13):
I keep them, I keep them to myself and sometimes
I'm master off my own videos.

Speaker 3 (01:55:17):
No, Cordy, you a different level, Cordy, I was.

Speaker 14 (01:55:22):
I wasn't thinking just be fired too. But they have
other people in there, Like I never just wanted to
me jacking off and the jacked off to be jacking off.
That's a crazy gay you feel it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:34):
But my so my solo play is fire. But you
know there's cam girls and solo plays. So my solo
plays fire, and I like to get off of my
own solo play.

Speaker 3 (01:55:43):
You know that's a re rock right there for you.
That might be the most conceited ship out.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
This is a jerk off to himself jerking off. I
was like I was sitting there listening to him like, Yo,
that's interesting, play bro gay ish and speaking of Linda, Yo,
he helped us get here, come, helped us get here
to Yana helped us get a Glittersaurus Toro, bacon fucking
meat pocket meat pocket. Yeah, y'all know meat pocket meat pocket. Yo.

(01:56:12):
We've had so many people walking wolf crazy te on,
so many people that we've had helpless to get here.
I just wanted to say that, but yeah, yeah, solute, yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean. You're just sitting there watching it.
You're just sitting there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:56:30):
I get on my own I get on my own
solo play.

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
Off to it. And I'm with you on that. I
didn't want you to take the joy out of her
doing it, watching it back and just rubbing yourself while
you stuff in your face with it's.

Speaker 4 (01:56:45):
Not something I want to But I'm also writing too, like,
I'm also writing it too, So I'm doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
I thought you was double penetrating. I was about to.

Speaker 3 (01:56:57):
Wrap this up, y'all. I ain't gonna lie, are you good?

Speaker 8 (01:57:01):
Yo?

Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
Yo? Grip loan lonely do something.

Speaker 6 (01:57:06):
You have friends as friends.

Speaker 3 (01:57:09):
I've been trying for three years. Friend, that's not Yo,
that's a real thing though, I like, all right, what
is happening? Wait, all right, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:57:23):
Outside of Courtney, because she's like that cousin from Canada
that you see once in summer.

Speaker 3 (01:57:28):
Right, are that certain?

Speaker 7 (01:57:30):
Now?

Speaker 16 (01:57:30):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:57:30):
I'm not yo.

Speaker 7 (01:57:31):
Don't like you never had like a no no, no,
I'm not not saying you will be, but I want
to see this. It's like kind of flat No, you're
never like said that like brolly.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
No, it's just be a butt after were friends in
the beginning at even if it's a fat as, it's
not like yo. You gotta know they'd be like yo,
you you were your fat ass or something like. It's
like friendly fat ass.

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
Not like perfect ass out of here with the biggest cities.

Speaker 1 (01:58:11):
I don't see it.

Speaker 7 (01:58:13):
He did it?

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
He did yesterday? Click? What time is it? What I
need that the tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
Know what part of North Carolina?

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
Did you see it?

Speaker 3 (01:58:28):
Carolina? Yesterday?

Speaker 7 (01:58:29):
What is the time?

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
Stample this yesterday?

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
And yes, give the tomtown make you like very difficult.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
I'll find it, you know I can, but I'll come
in the discorder everyone for anybody be it that wants
to see doctor Tongue just know you're gonna have to
see it on the Patreon. It will be in this episode. Right,
it's right there, he did it. You've been controlling the
tongue for so long.

Speaker 6 (01:58:56):
You must be really excited.

Speaker 4 (01:59:00):
That his tongue jumped out of his mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:59:02):
It jumped out and like it did the thing, it
did the thing. This slither is you definitely slithering slithering
because he's.

Speaker 7 (01:59:13):
Holding his but he can't hold the tongue in the
but at the same time, he can only work one muscle,
so the tongue just let out.

Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
I'm glad, everybody is all. I'm glad everybody is having fun. Yo, everybody,
I'm letting you know when I'm coming on time.

Speaker 1 (01:59:34):
Next week.

Speaker 2 (01:59:35):
I don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
Yo.

Speaker 6 (01:59:41):
I'm taking names and kicking ass next week.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
Remember when they killed John? Remember when they kill John
w Dog?

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
Remember Yo? The beam where the nigga walks in the
room mad serious and stares everybody down. Next week.

Speaker 4 (01:59:57):
Next week is gonna be him?

Speaker 1 (01:59:58):
Oh, I got him? Just watch I got him, loom.

Speaker 6 (02:00:03):
Don't what made you heard this?

Speaker 3 (02:00:07):
One? A couple of things?

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:00:11):
One? I like leg muscles. That's what a man weird.

Speaker 7 (02:00:14):
I don't know something about that little cut right there
in the leg kind of got them a little excited.
But the other thing that I noticed, you ever, like,
so you know, when you first have sex with somebody,
it's almost like dating, right when you meet somebody first
and you're a little nervous, you know what I'm saying,
kind of you know, hoping you say and do the
right things, et cetera, et cetera, saying to a fucking
sometimes when you first start fucking somebody, kind of your mind,

(02:00:36):
I'm like, damn, I hope I'm doing my thing. You
know what I'm saying, Like you can you can almost
be in your head a little but maybe a little
bit of nervous.

Speaker 3 (02:00:42):
Fuck.

Speaker 7 (02:00:43):
But I was fucking my shorty like the other day,
and like that was the first time that I verrely
remember just being like, yo, I got this, Like you know,
it's like like you know, you know, like you know.

Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
You know the Jackie Rob. You know what I'm saying,
Like you take this route to work every day. I
could do this wrong with my eyes closed. I know it,
like I know this route.

Speaker 7 (02:01:01):
So that was so now I'm starting to feel like
I noticed what I'm saying, lives, I'm using GPS.

Speaker 3 (02:01:07):
No more. That's kind.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
That is such especially for men. I don't know about
how if that is for women. If you just know
what he likes to make him, I don't know if
that's the thing. It probably is. But knowing how to
make knowing your girl's spots the thing she's into. It's
such a fucking that ships. Such a chess piece. Bro,
bro that ship bro. Once you know her body. And

(02:01:32):
it took me mad long. I tell you, I was
just fucking mad long. I wasn't even trying to learn.
I just thought she But to her credit, we I
asked her, like, yo, why are you not so much
more now than you're used to? And she said, I
know my body more like I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (02:01:49):
Really, that's it. That's true too. Like you, as you're
getting older and as you're in a relationship with someone,
you get to learn your body a little bit better
as well. Yeah, absolutely, especially if you have the same
partner for quite some time. Yeah, you start to understanding
your body more.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
What is the understanding that you have with your body?
Because I can tell you what I know about you
know the way I'm moving there.

Speaker 3 (02:02:08):
But what do you?

Speaker 4 (02:02:10):
I think for me, it's more like we're exploring, and
now I understand what I really do like, and then
I can also communicate to you what I really do like,
oh I don't like because like in the beginning, you can't.
We don't really tell your partner, oh I really don't.
But now when you get comfortable, you're like, hey, like
I loved when you did this, or maybe let's not

(02:02:31):
do that anymore. Or I think it's a comfortability with
your partner, and that's when you're like, Okay, now I
know my body more and I'm comfortable saying what my
body likes. I think that's what That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:02:40):
Are you in your head directing yourself towards your orgasms
or your combs, because to me, it seems like it's
very mental.

Speaker 4 (02:02:49):
For women, I think it is mental, like I think
for men it's like more physical like, but for women,
we like the mental have to be there because now
I'm thinking about, oh my god, he's hitting that spot.
Oh my god, I loved he ate my pussy. Oh
my god, I love when he puts me in this position.
Like you're thinking, You're like, oh, all this together is
mentally making me get to my orgasm.

Speaker 1 (02:03:09):
Do you ever think about the last time your orgasm
when you to make yourself orgasm now.

Speaker 4 (02:03:12):
Absolutely absolutely like ooh women's And then I'm thinking and
I'm replaying that in my head. I'm like, oh shit,
remember that if I.

Speaker 1 (02:03:19):
Put you in one position that you know you like,
is that automatically like a direct conduit towards it. It's
if it's after I made you not this way last time? Yes,
do you relate to oh shit?

Speaker 3 (02:03:31):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:03:31):
And now I'm thinking about it, and now I'm connecting,
and I'm just like, Okay, we're getting there. We're getting there.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
And then.

Speaker 4 (02:03:39):
I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes it can't be just straight
physical too, I'm not. I don't want to say it's
straight mental for all women. I think sometimes it is
physical with us as well, because like if you have
a toy on my clip and you fucking me, like,
I'm just thinking about that toy in my clit at
the time, I'm not thinking about all the other shit
that's happened before you.

Speaker 7 (02:03:56):
Ever you ever like thought about an earlier relation ship
you had and like maybe they might have said or
did something upset you, but you just didn't know what
it was or how to even like articulate why you
feel how you feel, and then maybe later on, as
time goes by, you might think back and say, you
know what it was because of this, and when they
did this, it might not have been of what they
said about how they said it. And now, like you know,

(02:04:19):
you probably know how to communicate certain things now that
you couldn't before. So when you get older, be the
same thing with sex, be certain shit that you like.
But how do I tell Like, how do I tell you?
How do I communicate this to you for you to understand? Like,
it's very difficult, you know what it is that I want.
I can be fairly difficult, And sometimes all it takes
is time, Like as you get older, like you know,
certain shit like I like this this way, I like

(02:04:40):
it when.

Speaker 3 (02:04:40):
You do it at this time. Like it's hard sometimes
to like get that point across.

Speaker 1 (02:04:44):
Three sixty moment to what we were talking about earlier. Yes, sorry,
I know you got something to say three sixty moment.
This is exactly what I was saying earlier. It's hard
to communicate it once you understand it because you so
in your rhythm about what you always do or whatever.
But with time, the sex can't get better.

Speaker 8 (02:05:03):
Whoa.

Speaker 7 (02:05:06):
You know what, I don't want to be the person
to put negativity into the atmosphere, so I'm gonna sit
this one out.

Speaker 4 (02:05:13):
I don't necessarily see this still on the fence that
you can teach a man how to stroke. I'm still
on the fence about that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:19):
I'm still my stroke has definitely changed. But you're right,
I had to want to.

Speaker 3 (02:05:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:05:23):
No, I'm saying, yeah, your stroke changed too. Oh yeah,
because of my back.

Speaker 3 (02:05:28):
But why.

Speaker 7 (02:05:34):
B it's the hardest soft show because yesterday back I
left that shy and like six on his way to
King's calendar.

Speaker 4 (02:05:44):
You know what made me soft this week?

Speaker 3 (02:05:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:05:46):
We didn't do the hert Oh we said heart this week?
But fine, what made you hear me?

Speaker 3 (02:05:52):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:05:53):
So that was before the heart and okay, no, I'm
not trying to rush it, but I'm just thinking about
what made me soft?

Speaker 3 (02:06:00):
What made you so? The quack the quack quack loom,
pounding that duck out.

Speaker 11 (02:06:08):
I knew that wasn't gonna be good. Pounding that duck out.

Speaker 1 (02:06:11):
Oh my god, that made me so.

Speaker 4 (02:06:14):
I don't even want to think about this, but I can't.
I can't stop thinking about I'm so happy I did
that to you? So happy, I'm supposed to duck tonight
just to make me feel better.

Speaker 1 (02:06:22):
Camera my nigga, Okay, yesterday, what made you hard? This week?

Speaker 6 (02:06:30):
H made me hard this week? Somebody told me that
they wanted to smash me up. I was doing some
question thing on my Instagram the other day and somebody
wrote me on the side and was like, I'm tired
of you playing.

Speaker 3 (02:06:44):
They just was real aggressive and I was like, that
was kind of fire.

Speaker 4 (02:06:47):
I like that they want to smash you up.

Speaker 3 (02:06:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:06:50):
It was like, nigga, I want to smash you up
with a grilled cheese.

Speaker 6 (02:06:53):
She's falling out the side.

Speaker 4 (02:06:55):
I'm like, yo, wait, they want to smash you up
like a grilled cheese.

Speaker 6 (02:07:00):
Know when the cheese fall out the side of the
grilled cheese, Like it's like like splat, like like the
Monstars on Space Tam.

Speaker 4 (02:07:09):
Do you think that's sexy?

Speaker 3 (02:07:11):
It's like a smash burger.

Speaker 6 (02:07:12):
Like it was the al that's not I want to
smash you like grilled cheese. She didn't say that specifically,
but she just said that. You're like, I know, you
be talking about getting smashed and you like doing all
of that stuff and you know she said other stuff
that was like, I just like when people are very
direct with me. Yeah, that's what made me.

Speaker 3 (02:07:29):
Maybe y'all should change the direction a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:07:32):
Smash you like the cheese hanging out, but he likes
those type of.

Speaker 12 (02:07:38):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:38):
This guy's a bag of ice.

Speaker 3 (02:07:40):
Yeah, friender bender teeth out.

Speaker 1 (02:07:47):
Very interesting fell over here, he's very interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:07:50):
More you get to know this.

Speaker 4 (02:07:50):
Guy, very interesting fellaw.

Speaker 1 (02:07:52):
Well, he said, you think you knew me, You really
have no idea. I didn't, and now I'm learning you.

Speaker 3 (02:07:57):
Never really know.

Speaker 7 (02:07:58):
You really don't know someone like I would never see
him on the train and think that this is what
he types in on porn? Dude is I wont know
what what she would probably type in on porn, but
I would never look at you within Yeah, b b
W grany's with no teeth.

Speaker 3 (02:08:12):
Sometimes sometimes it might be jobs. I didn't know gum
job was a thing. It might be s S bb
W super size.

Speaker 7 (02:08:20):
Wait wait, that's is that a level above bbwes? So
that's like super saying BBW supersize bb W. That's that's
like the ko can of BBWs. So is that like
that with the Charles ha Like, is.

Speaker 6 (02:08:33):
That what that it's that it's a level up from regular.

Speaker 3 (02:08:37):
That's the s FY fifty.

Speaker 4 (02:08:38):
Mercedes Big Body.

Speaker 3 (02:08:41):
That's the Jet Blue.

Speaker 1 (02:08:43):
You up here from North Carolina. I'd like to know
what got you hard this week?

Speaker 2 (02:08:53):
I'm gonna workaholic, So it's like really like when I'm
doing my ship and the girls trying to do everything
to get you to not do work that's should get
me right, It's just like, nah, the temptation is there,
but then I'm just like trying to like decide whether
like am I.

Speaker 4 (02:09:06):
Really all my ship enough to even get this ship?

Speaker 2 (02:09:09):
I'm like and usually it's like the peak of work
and then I just pause and do that ship that
gets me right. It's like, yeah, I really deserve this
ship that gets me rock hard. It's like, yeah, I'm
putting in the work.

Speaker 4 (02:09:22):
They want to see how you look, Drew. They want
to see how you look like, got arrived on my gun,
so I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:09:32):
Go shoot you. Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
Does anybody have a hard things? People like in the bedroom?
Things that make us hard?

Speaker 3 (02:09:53):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
Wait a second, Yesterday's camera things that make us hard.

Speaker 3 (02:10:03):
It's gonna sound so dumb.

Speaker 1 (02:10:05):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (02:10:05):
I like? When I put my dick in that first
and our mouth just open. Oh yeah, I ain't gonna
demo because that's crazy, you know, Like I just like that, like,
oh ship, I really like that.

Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
I really like the reaction to penetration that women give you,
Like this is why I be talking about for so long.
Had really not my thing because I don't get that
saying like they just go like it's not like when
you first put your meeting and you could just see

(02:10:40):
that jokes in their body.

Speaker 8 (02:10:41):
Like.

Speaker 3 (02:10:43):
That's my favorite part of sex.

Speaker 1 (02:10:45):
It's that because we're visual and we like the audio.
We like the response that women give us to you
know what I mean that we're affecting that way. And
so when I'm giving them a head and they just
they lean back and they it's just not.

Speaker 4 (02:11:02):
I have a heart, I forget it. My heart is missionary.
And he's staring at you and it's like a stare
and it's like, yeah, I'm I'm fucking you like this,
I'm fucking you like this, and you're just and he's
talking to you. It's not even nothing crazy like you
like it. It's just like, damn, I missed this pussy.

(02:11:23):
You missed what you want me to say? I love
you after this is going on.

Speaker 1 (02:11:28):
I'm very passionate.

Speaker 9 (02:11:31):
She'sa listen listen, I know what's going on. What's going on, Listen, listen.

Speaker 6 (02:11:44):
I think we are all happy for you. I think
I'll speak for myself, but I'm happy for you. I
know you've been going through a lot, Court, I know
you've been through a strenuous process, and I'm happy that
you're enjoying the summer. I'm happy that you're enjoying life again.

Speaker 3 (02:12:00):
I'm having so much fun over here. Oh my god,
I'm gonna tell you guys, we're done recording. What are
you doing, bro, I'm texting cording.

Speaker 4 (02:12:07):
Yeah, he's been texting me duck videos. He's texting me
dunk videos this whole time, and I'm so traumatized. I
am so traumatized by.

Speaker 1 (02:12:17):
Him right, so much. That's why you said you was.

Speaker 4 (02:12:22):
Dunk videos ever since Matt Duck gifts and I'm just like, damn,
this is like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:12:29):
So mighty ducks.

Speaker 1 (02:12:34):
What about a soft y'all? Get us out of here,
close us out, Curry Dug.

Speaker 3 (02:12:41):
Sorry, I'm not dunky y'all.

Speaker 4 (02:12:49):
Oh my god, Yo, so dis wrong with me?

Speaker 1 (02:12:52):
Yo, I'm sorry this nigga.

Speaker 6 (02:12:58):
Everybody, and this nigga slap his knee.

Speaker 4 (02:13:02):
I'm so hot, Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (02:13:05):
Oh where is myself? All right, he's weak.

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
You're weak. You clink off your own joke, young ju?

Speaker 3 (02:13:17):
You see this week? All right? All right?

Speaker 7 (02:13:19):
Okay, it is the pre work I got me wilding.
We're keeping a Hunding's keep it funny.

Speaker 1 (02:13:26):
You know what that said?

Speaker 3 (02:13:46):
Next week?

Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:13:47):
About next week?

Speaker 1 (02:13:49):
Oh my god. Yo.

Speaker 7 (02:13:50):
I hate when people over promising under delivered mm hmmm,
because like you don't have to say anything, you know,
like what's mynny, I'm gonna bring you some Chipotle and
don't you even ask for a Chipotle?

Speaker 3 (02:14:01):
Alright, nigga, now where's Chipotle?

Speaker 8 (02:14:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:14:03):
I don't really like when it comes I always try
to remain like in a real serious conversation with like
somebody that I'm dating. I like to be like super
duper humble when it comes to like sexual conversations and
like my capabilities and shit like that, you know what
I mean. But when you like talking real big hot shit,
you know what I'm saying, like X Y and Z
whoop people. To be honest, I'm kind of a little
turned off on the love if that sounds kind of crazy,

(02:14:26):
but I'm very a little turned off.

Speaker 4 (02:14:27):
I don't know why I could show you better that
I can tell you.

Speaker 7 (02:14:30):
Dan, It's like, okay, now I kind of got you
on this scope or I have you like on a pedestal,
and you're kind of making it harder for yourself, you
know what I mean? Like, if I don't expect anything
from you, then I'll just be happy. Usually I'll be happy.

Speaker 3 (02:14:42):
Whatever is that I get.

Speaker 7 (02:14:43):
But I got this whole big ass large expectation for
what is you about to do? And you don't really
fulfill that agreement. I'm kind of unsatisfied, and I gotta
leave your bad YELP review.

Speaker 4 (02:14:52):
I don't like snock on my dick, Like when someone's
sucking your dick and it's like.

Speaker 1 (02:14:57):
It falls in a there's a consistency of spit that's fire.

Speaker 3 (02:15:03):
How do we get here? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (02:15:05):
Did I ruin your story?

Speaker 3 (02:15:08):
Among other things?

Speaker 1 (02:15:10):
How do you just, oh, no, snot is my thing?
When that that coming out like the face thing, yeah,
and it's not coming out the nose and you're mixing
it with the spit and.

Speaker 11 (02:15:21):
With the tears to fire you like all that, all that, whatever,
all the whole company.

Speaker 3 (02:15:27):
Just no teeth that too.

Speaker 1 (02:15:29):
Yeah, I don't think snot is my vibe? Like you
need to blow your nose?

Speaker 3 (02:15:34):
Do you have allergies?

Speaker 16 (02:15:36):
Do you need to.

Speaker 1 (02:15:38):
Do you need to sneeze? Sneeze because then you because
because what they do is they wipe the whole ship
on your ship.

Speaker 9 (02:15:46):
I ain't.

Speaker 3 (02:15:48):
Got my DIXI yeah, we don't need to do that.
Court you you're snytter.

Speaker 4 (02:15:54):
If it's if it's deep, yeah, if it's deep in there,
I got flu there's yours your problem, it's my fluid.

Speaker 1 (02:16:07):
I don't care or not that I hear that. Yo,
Yes you got any input on these hearts and soft
of what we are here? We are here, I mean
you want to actually matter of fact, I'll be real quick.
This is this is my soft right here.

Speaker 6 (02:16:28):
I hate when people text me things that should be
over a phone call. So if you're if you feel
like you want to do something to me sexually, or
you know something like that, or you want to get
into the bag, I don't feel like texting is always.

Speaker 3 (02:16:44):
The medium for that.

Speaker 4 (02:16:45):
Really, where you want to voice note, you want to FaceTime.

Speaker 6 (02:16:49):
Voice note, face phone call is good, don't text me like, yeah,
I want.

Speaker 3 (02:16:53):
You to be like, Bro, I don't have time. I
not reading all of that, and I'm not getting hard
off of reading that. You're very strange, you know, I
mean me a voice note or you.

Speaker 6 (02:17:01):
Called me on the phone and say some ship, he's
a strange man that I try to tell you you
are actually strange because what's wrong with the text?

Speaker 3 (02:17:09):
Now you can reread that ship all day with you
gonna respond to it? Or I'm not reading the text.

Speaker 6 (02:17:16):
For the same reason that niggas don't read porn books,
go watch the porn books that listen to the porn books.
That don't go read the porn they're not reading Kuan
Mills and insane books. Bro talking about.

Speaker 7 (02:17:30):
I'm going I'm gonna keep it a hundred if we
have like a conversation like about like an argument or
something like that. I'm not reading anything past three or
four lines. But if you send me a text that
was a thesis statement what you want to do to me,
I will pull this car over and this in the
middle of traffic, put my hazards on.

Speaker 3 (02:17:46):
I need to read, and I will.

Speaker 7 (02:17:48):
Read every word that you said, every single every word,
every word, and then respond I.

Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
Used to read sex stories me too, like in the
back of Hustler and ship like that. I used to
literally flip through the Hustler to the back the little
short story section and read that ship and visualize what
I'm reading.

Speaker 4 (02:18:07):
You can't use your imagination.

Speaker 7 (02:18:08):
Yes, I remember I got in trouble in the fourth grade.
My grandmother gave me ten dollars about one of the
Little Hood book from the Niggas on Fulton, and they
was fucking in that book and I was like, like,
oh they're getting.

Speaker 1 (02:18:18):
That was pouring back in this n before porn.

Speaker 3 (02:18:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:18:22):
Yeah, I love sending the nasty text invisible list or
echo we we we we.

Speaker 3 (02:18:31):
Let me talk, met me.

Speaker 6 (02:18:36):
And echo the slam one.

Speaker 3 (02:18:39):
N I like a pussy when it's slams. Just that's
some powerful pussy right there.

Speaker 1 (02:18:48):
And gentlemen, this has been an amazing episode that was
fired by the way, I don't think I've ever gotten
the several screen I don't think I've ever got one
of those fires. And I also was you know what
else makes me soft? When they put the invisible over
the nude, especially when it's a video, and then I
can't I'm trying to get the fucking and the literalgy

(02:19:12):
is going away coming back?

Speaker 4 (02:19:16):
Say why because we don't know who you're around, and
if you don't have like that protective screen, I don't
just want my nude.

Speaker 1 (02:19:22):
Yeah, but I can't get this video to.

Speaker 6 (02:19:27):
You have to wipe it first, and then you don't
even need to do that.

Speaker 4 (02:19:30):
All you have to do is just download it and
watch it from your from your photo album.

Speaker 3 (02:19:33):
Actually a lot of work.

Speaker 5 (02:19:34):
No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (02:19:35):
It's one button download.

Speaker 7 (02:19:36):
Just like all of soft video when I upload them
in the morning. That's why I be having all download.
Where's that I ain't.

Speaker 1 (02:19:42):
Gonna lot to you. I didn't even know that's what
you had to do. Yeah, just download so you don't
have to do that.

Speaker 4 (02:19:47):
You don't have to do it. All you have to
do is hit the download button, go into your photo
app and watch the video.

Speaker 3 (02:19:52):
I didn't know that either. You're a what I give
this just like get this away from it.

Speaker 1 (02:20:04):
Had no idea that you learned something new everyday.

Speaker 3 (02:20:07):
It's for business.

Speaker 1 (02:20:08):
I learned something new every fucking day, y'all. It has
been an amazing episode. Slightly long. I apologize for the extent,
but yo, this was a celebratory moment. I also was
waiting for Kasha to show up. She was supposed to
pop in but she couldn't make it today. Also reach
out to Kasha. She just dropped the book. She just

(02:20:31):
dropped her first book and also her e classes. So
reach out to Kasha. Go to all Underscore AU Underscore
Natural thirty eight. She will be hosting our play party
Game Day this Saturday, July twenty sixth. All right, Also
Kingston Drinks is before that. Courtney already told y'all all
of the people that we have there and we get

(02:20:52):
in the play party chat lit in the discord. So
if you're listening, come on over there. All right, news
is about to be flying and talk about what we
want to do.

Speaker 3 (02:21:00):
Yo, heto Can you add me to the channel? Please?

Speaker 1 (02:21:02):
My brother, I love you, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:21:05):
Before we go, say one thing.

Speaker 6 (02:21:06):
Yes, we give out a lot of salutes today, guys,
but I definitely want to salute Tahoe. Right, I feel
like you've given a lot of salutes, but I definitely
want to salute Tahoe. And you know, just everything that
you've done and your constant work, You're constant. You know
what I'm saying. Being on top of things. You know
what I'm saying. I think everybody in this room, all
of us, I think, is very appreciative and very much

(02:21:27):
grateful for you. You know what I'm saying, Everything that
you've been able to do and you know us being
on this journey together. So want a salute to you too.

Speaker 1 (02:21:33):
Yo. It's not it's yo. All of us add to
this ship, bro, all of us. But to be honest,
as you said that, Yo, you thinking me, and not
only do I gotta thank y'all, but we gotta thinking
that Navy. Yeah, people that have been here with us
when things was up, when it went down. Shout out
to heto you know what I'm saying, for helping us

(02:21:55):
rock the Patreon and controlling us on the discord. Shout
out to all of the people that make every day
amazing in the net Navy, including Tie Listen.

Speaker 7 (02:22:08):
I don't know what your beef is time, yo, Yo,
y'all know how I feel about y'all. When I see y'all,
it's Christina like. But y'all know how I feel about y'all.

Speaker 3 (02:22:17):
Y'all know, y'all my man's turning grands with the plans.

Speaker 1 (02:22:20):
Even time, sex, love, relationships, and accountability. This is the
hardest soft show the sure

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