January 20, 2025 • 48 mins
Ever swapped your real Christmas tree for a reusable one or found yourself laughing over a vasectomy story? You're not alone! Join Stutta McFly, Moelethal, and Kevin Wendell as we explore the tapestry of our lives, from Moe's daughter's first competition to therapy, career choices, and the ever-evolving journey of body image and beauty.
Family traditions take center stage as we balance old customs with new experiences, teaching kids the value of togetherness over gifts. With stories of Disneyland chaos, holiday feasts, and humorous giveaways, we celebrate how diverse traditions shape our celebrations. Packed with laughter and heartfelt moments, this episode is a guide to creating lasting family memories.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Heavyweight Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The message behind saying the title of the
Heavyweight Podcast is to beable to say that we can weigh in
on some heavy shit.
What we're talking about isimportant from every aspect of
it.
It's a heavy weight.
It's not just about physicalweight, but the weight of things
that can weigh our minds.
So I think it's dope that wecan have this conversation mind.
So I think it's dope that wecan have this conversation.
(00:25):
What's good?
This is episode 182 of theHeavyweight Podcast.
I am your anti-social host,Theta McFly.
Back again with these two guys.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's your boy, molito .
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Kevin Wendell.
Shout out to Des.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
The motherfucking diva Diva.
She's been tending to her arc.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh, oh.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I was like oh.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I get what you're saying.
She's building it, building iton the main line.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
How are your weeks?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Good week man.
Good week, good week man, nocomplaints.
My daughter she finished herfirst set of competitions and
she has an idea what that's like.
She made me proud out there.
I thought she'd be a littlespooked because a lot of kids
around her.
She showed up, she's aperformer.
My kid sees a stage and she'slike I'm finna show these niggas
(01:25):
Nice Sometimes you gotta popout.
That's her favorite part of thesong.
She don't say niggas.
She says I gotta pop out inshunix, cause she can't say
niggas, shunix.
She combined the words togetherPop out.
She combined the words so shecould.
Was good man.
Um, therapy's going good.
Um, I'm a little sad I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I might be back to work soon but you know, I mean
that everybody wants to knowwhere you're at.
So, yeah, I mean they're gonnabe more welcome to have you back
that's not no clap for that.
Don't clap for that, uh so yeah, you know, you know it is what
it is.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It is what it is.
My week's good man, week's goodShooting blanks, officially
Sort of, is it smoke?
No, I got to beat off a bunchBefore it's.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You can always go up to Handjob Cabin.
I'm sure there's something upthere to help you out.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, that's the one part I always thought was funny
handjob cabin.
I'm sure there's something upthere to help you out.
No, that's the one part Ialways thought was funny about
the prosthetic knee, becauseI've had.
I know a lot of people havedone it.
I don't know why, but they'relike yeah, you gotta doctor, you
gotta beat off for like a weekstraight, you gotta get all the,
you gotta empty the chamber,get it all out, and then you
gotta go back and get a test andmake sure it's done Not been a
(02:46):
bad week.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's a trip.
So the woman out there wasimpregnated by a week old semen.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yes, oh, yeah that's crazy, right?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The elder semen Motherfucker's going in there
like I'm free, you ain't Now yougot a baby.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, you know, it's still a possibility that can
happen after you.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh, I know I worked with a fella.
He didn't tell her he got one.
He didn't tell her he got avasectomy and she was like I'm
pregnant.
And he was like, bro, I got afucking vasectomy and I was like
you have either one or twoproblems, but you have to tell
(03:34):
her now, like so what was it?
It reversed I was like man.
That's to be an interestingconversation.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Because I'm pretty sure he thought the worst of her
in that moment.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, yeah, because the way he was talking he was
like bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I said yeah yeah, I don't know we on deployment, so
you might be fucking.
I mean, don't feel bad, I'mgoing to join you in two years,
kevin.
Oh yeah, yeah, I told him wedon't have another kid before
I'm 40.
It ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Because I'm not, and then they burn it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I'm not going to be 41 when I'm newborn.
I don't want to be 41 when I'mnewborn.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
How was your week?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh, I didn't involve any snipping.
No sizzling the only sizzling Isaw was a sizzle 30 for 30
she's a good singer.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
She's blessed.
I don't care if it's fake.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It look good that's the point of fake, is it?
It's supposed to look good.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't think a lot of these women got them in one
no no, they out there withdiaper yeah loaded diaper asses
when you get it done right andit's proportional to your body.
It look good, yeah, when it'soutrageous like nah the thigh
ratio to yeah, yeah well, howwas your week?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
it was chill, I didn't like.
I said no snippety snip, um nolimiting snippets, um just work.
And uh, people ask me aboutwhen, when um mo buttons back to
tell my work out of ontario.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You want me to lie to them?
Yeah, and they're going to comelooking for you.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
That's fine, that'll never find you.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, I was going to say you seem like you don't give
a fuck.
That's all.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Other than that, yeah , just gearing up for some
releases, that's what's up?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
That's what we're looking forward to Nice.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So, before we get into it, what do you guys think
of what I played for you?
I thought it was dope.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know what I'm saying.
I feel like you probably couldget Kendrick on the end.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Kendrick yeah, you got Kendrick Connects or what.
Yeah, I was going to say who.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
No, we just go down to say Nickerson's.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
But I meant if the niggas send his hitters now you
can say nah, I like that a lot,it was dope.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I was like.
I know that's rough, but it wasa lovely rendition of feelings.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So you missed out on something.
Des Could have heard it.
Damn.
Now you're not going to hear ituntil it's released, Because
I'm not playing it.
You fucked up.
What.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You're not going to call her and just play it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Unless we call her right now.
Hey, Desz put the phone we canask her about that.
And the blue clit at the sametime.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh she'll be like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I ain't miss shit.
I ain't miss shit.
Nigga's talking about blue clit, blue clits that's when your
man's not.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Nevermind, I guess we'll get into the shenanigans
we about the shenanigan Blueclits.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's when your man's not.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Never mind I guess we'll get into the shenanigans
we about to shenanigan.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So what new tradition , hmm.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
No, hmm, I was waiting on again, again, but he
said we about to shenanigan.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
He got it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
My bad.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Again, again, again, again, again, again.
What new traditions have youguys started to accommodate
different family structures Likeas far as tradition, so what,
as you've gotten a family?
Well, old and new, older andnew, you're saying, we get two
(07:46):
older ones too.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Okay we used to go buy a Christmas tree every year,
but this past year I stoppedthat shit.
We bought a fake tree do youhave a date?
You put it up well you know,when the money wasn't funny, I
always tell her afterThanksgiving dope idea put the
tree out in the back and thenhave them bring it in every like
(08:08):
.
It's something new every year,but it's the same fucking tree
fake tree, yeah, but they gopick it up from the back like,
look guys, we do this every yearum, my rules always match
thanksgiving, like I don't wantto see no tree in my house, so
the day out, like you, the dayafter or the sunday after, but
before thanksgiving I don't wantto see no tree in my house.
The day after or the Sundayafter, but before Thanksgiving I
don't want to see no tree.
I don't want to see no hollyand no Christmas shit.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well, this year was Christmas.
No, mariah.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
No, mariah.
Well, I mean pictures of youngMariah.
Yes, that takes me back toomuch.
How did, but you know, so we'renot doing that, no more.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Which part more um which?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
part.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, I was buying the tree um the moriah what we
we had got into the family movieslash, a game night at least
once a month thing.
We then we kind of theschedules kind of got busy, so
now we're trying to make timefor that again because she likes
that.
So and um, I'm just trying totake my wife on more dates.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm trying to do the traveling thing Like it don't
even have to be nowhere, like wecan go to Big Bear, like just
to go do something.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That's too many people.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Too many people, yeah my family.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
There's got to be a soul there.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Not just him and the wife.
Just look at them like like,hey, I'll send you pictures.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I can see that happening, like you talk about,
like this family getaway thiswhole time, and you're like, oh
no, it was just us two.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah oh, we haven't told Val about the concert yet,
because she was talking aboutthe other day.
I was like I really would liketo go see it and I was like me
and your mom, bro, and we choseto not get you a ticket.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
That's cold.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I mean it's us, it's anniversary time.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
It's not cold.
It's our anniversary.
It's the motherfuckers thatmake the money get to go.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, we ain't missing school on our daughter,
yeah shit that's still a dopething to tell your friends.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I told our daughter, cause she, her whole thing is
she wants to catch a plane,right, and I said well, you know
, maybe we can go to, you know,disney in Hawaii if you act
right.
Well, mommy and daddy, we'regonna go regardless, we'll just
leave you a granny, we're gonnago we're gonna go I do think I
want to try to implement thatlater on in life?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
because I was talking to a dude at work, uh, he was
telling me, uh, I was tellinghim talking about christmas and
he was uh telling me about howhis parents go every year and he
was like, yeah, they stoppedtaking us places.
Like at some point they werelike hey, me and your mom is
going out, like don't know whaty'all going to do bro.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I will tell you one thing we were starting this year
is that we were not buying nomore, no more birthday gifts.
So we're not doing birthdaygifts no more.
Instead of birthday gifts,we're going to, we are going to
take the family trip.
So, we'll take her somewhereinstead of doing the whole
birthday party.
Honestly, let's be real.
(11:10):
These goddamn kids are spoiled.
They don't need nothing else,and I think her Christmas list
this year proved to me that shereally don't need nothing,
because she couldn't think ofanything she really wanted.
So Just take trips now.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Spoiled all of them, all of them.
Yeah, I'm like trying to takethese kids on trips and they
don't they don't appreciate ohmy god, they are spoiled.
We went to a hotel and kindlehad the nerve to be like this
room only has one room and I waslike who the fuck?
Who you been staying?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
with this room only has one room and I was like who
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Who you been staying with.
Told you about C-Road.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, they don't appreciate shit.
No, this is the cold part.
So y'all know, last year whenwe went to my sister's house, or
year four last, and we ran intoa car, so she was like I just
wish we can get a new car Likethe one we took to Titi's house
our year four last, and we ranand ran into a car.
So she was like I just wish wecan get a new car like the one
we took to Titi's house.
Like our cars are so old, like,and I'm looking there like, but
they're paid for.
You don't understand the factthat they're paid, but we need
(12:18):
something new.
No, we don't.
Yeah, no, no, we don't.
I was like yeah, no, no, wedon't.
I said you, little bougie ass,you don't sit your ass down yeah
, maybe I should rethink thetradition I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
We going down the street right and uh plates to
homeless.
That's what I told the wife.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I said I do want to take her to Hawaii.
I said, but if we start offwith Hawaii, the bar is too high
.
I said let's just take her downto San Diego for a weekend,
like let's build a road, let'sstart with car rides, and then
if you do Hawaii, your next oneis like Rome, italy and shit
yeah let's go to Texas.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Sorry, that's the tradition.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I think I've been implementing that's incredible
yeah, here's the cool part aboutthat.
So a couple weeks ago or lastmonth, when it was my niece's
birthday, they were taking myniece it uh, my sister-in-law
took her to um john the credibleand so I was like you want to
go?
I said no, I'm not gonna pay togo to john the incredible when
I'm not going to eat anything.
(13:20):
I said I'm not gonna give them17 just to watch my child
because I'm not gonna eat,because I'm I'm on my health.
I'm not going to give them $17just to watch my child because
I'm not going to eat it, becauseI'm on my health kick.
I'm not going to eat thesepizzas and I ain't going to eat
these goddamn tenders.
I'm not going to waste my money.
Now, if I could just walk inand just pay for the games,
that's different, but I'm notgoing to pay for a meal that I'm
not going to eat just to getinside.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
No, Where's busters it is, I'll go there one time
it's gonna kiss my ass.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It's a little farther more expensive.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
We're just playing games uh, I try to do the the
the lights thing, uh, takingthem out for the holidays, for
Christmas, like when we tookthem to the place in Marietta
that was dope.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I saw that on Instagram.
It was free that's the dopepart it was.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
They showed out at that house, shout out to that
family.
They showed out in that house.
I believe it was like an oldercouple's kids that were already
growing up.
That was their way of kind oflike giving back.
But like the line we were inthe front row, the first people
that went in.
But like the line I said, damn,you got a whole fucking and
they were take, they wouldaccept donations, but it was
(14:38):
free and they had hot cocoa andyou could have pictures with
santa and but stuff like that islike yeah, I try to look for
things like that where I can sit, take them to see lights.
But what pissed me off aboutthis was when we first got there
.
They were like this is asurprise.
I said you little bougiemotherfuckers and I was like you
(14:58):
ain't even went in yet.
But this is a surprise.
I thought we're gonna actuallygo somewhere.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I said I I want to say you know what you be having
Christmas in Bellingham Bay.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Fuck with me.
So what was so funny is that itinstantly changed when we went
in and they got to go down there.
They had two slides, and thenthey had this little tunnel with
fake snow it was, so they gotto run through that.
That shit changed your wholeperspective and outlook on it.
Now they love it and they'relike, oh my God, let's go
(15:28):
through that again.
And you're like so you want toget sprayed with soap.
Motherfuckers that avoid bathsand shit want to get sprayed
with soap willingly because, ohmy God, it's like snow.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I don't know why kids don't like washing their ass,
but it's just interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
But, yeah, stuff like that Even like Sarah John's
incredible.
Andreas loves John's incredibleHe'll pick that over.
Fucking.
He wouldn't do that overSeaWorld at all.
Like shit.
See, that's a win.
Yeah.
But like those traditions, likestuff like that where they get
so used to certain things theyjust want to be able to continue
to do that.
So let's do that every year.
Yeah, I think those are dopeand I like to take them out to
(16:09):
see the light.
Same thing with Halloween Ilike to take them out trick or
treating, but I also like to goand look at the decorations that
people put up.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And I want to get her that Disney pass, cause she's
asked to go back to Disneylandthree times already Fuck.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Disney.
Sonza, you need to quit yourjob and go start working at
Disney.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Because, yeah, you're getting free that way.
You need a Disney family.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Sell the passes.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Well, no, you can't.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But I would prefer California Adventure over
Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Most definitely.
I'm going to drop her in mymom's office.
I'm going to go to CaliforniaAdventure by myself it had a
better energy.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It was more spaced out it's more for me yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That's more for me.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, I think I was blown in there.
It was over by cars orsomething.
Whatever that space is that hasthe sky, that looks real.
I thought that was real at thetime.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
He's talking about over by guardians.
Wow, I was like damn, it wasjust cloudy.
And then I was like, oh, comeon over by guardians, before you
hit the corner.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Wow, I was like damn, it was just cloudy and then I
was like, oh, come on.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
What did you smoke?
How much did you smoke?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
No, just you know, keep it classy.
I just kept it classy the wholeday, Edibles.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Well, that end.
Ah shit, it's the gummy bearall over again.
Now you just put it in yourshoe, just walk in they don't
check you like that.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
They ain't checking shit.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
They checking what you're leaving with, ain't yeah,
I just make it sure so theydon't be like, hey man, is that
weed?
Like yeah, yeah, it's thehappiest place on earth.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Did you say tradition ?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, yeah, we've been trying to travel and shit.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
How do you blend traditions from both?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
families during the holidays.
What do you mean?
Both families?
We're one family.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You mean your traditions and your wife's
traditions.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm the head of this family.
Okay, um kevin, I'm such a no,let him sit in there.
Let him sit in there I'm notreally.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I'm not really a festive person, so we just do
whatever she want to do.
Anyway, I'm not I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I've never been that way, I'm never say Bahambot.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, I've never.
My favorite holiday isThanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
But do traditions have to be holidays?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, I mean for Christmas.
I'd rather just stay home andwatch football.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I mean, that could be a tradition too.
Football Sundays.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, but I have a family with a daughter, so she's
like I do that.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You could sit down and teach her how to smoke some
meats no, don't touch my grillyou know everything about.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
They have the fucking um the potluck where they have.
They have the giveaway shit.
There was a bunch of driverswhen I walked up I was like, oh,
it's the potluck today.
I was all right and you knowhow they have the like the
giveaways when you buy thetickets.
They had a smoker there, rightmotherfuckers was inspecting
that smoke.
The same.
I want my motherfucking ticketsback.
And they were all fuckingentitled about this shit.
They were like look at thisshit, this is bullshit.
(19:23):
I want this bullshit.
And I said, damn, these niggasare really entitled.
But they were right, that shitwas used.
That was not a.
But they inspect the shed, thatfucking smoke.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It can be used as long as it's working and you
clean it for you.
Give it to me.
Yeah, it was free.
Yeah, it's free.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Come on man, oh I mean you had to pay for the.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Pay for delivery.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No, the fucking uh.
The ticket the ticket.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You had to figure out a way to get that shit home In
the back of the wall.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Put me in one of those generic ass legs, I'll be
right back.
I'll be right back.
What else?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
about tradition we'll blend in, we just do things
together.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
We do like with the families when I go holidays and
stuff.
The way they do christmas overat her family's house is
different than what we do andI'm just like I would imagine,
yeah, yeah, well with her.
She grew up just like them.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Why would you?
Imagine?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
the obvious reason well, I mean, I know some white
people that have the chaos whenthey pull the presents and all
that stuff, like we got a lot ofcousins, so it's like we ain't
doing the youngest, the oldestand all that, but they do all
that.
I'm just like, all right, Ijust youngest, oldest yeah, so
(20:53):
how many kids is it?
I'm not waiting no, no withthem, it's only them three.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
So it was them three growing up, so it's not that
long I'll say we're the onlyones that had kids in that
household.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Oh, they always go first.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now at the household wehave implemented with, I'm all
into the chaos.
Just I don't feel like makingnobody wait, just go do it.
So she's with that food.
Sometimes there's some foodsthat I like the whites, the
black whites the cheese peaslittle goulash.
(21:32):
I'm a fan of the goulashdisgusting I don't know if
that's a tradition.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I guess that is a tradition.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Like the food, comfort food.
Why you can't take my blackcard?
They've been trying To take thecard.
Yes, I've had white people tryto take my card.
Like you ain't black and I'mlike bitch.
And then creating our own likefrom both families and like kind
(22:07):
of doing something they've donelike both of our families, but
like picking a different spot,or something like every fourth
of july I think we used to goout to a park out here with her
family.
That was a tradition for awhile, till we all moved here,
but now we all go for likeMemorial Day to San Diego.
We want to pick the same beach.
So it's like always having like.
(22:27):
That's dope Like it's pretty funso.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I mean what we used to do, we used to my family.
When I still have more familyout here, we would just, we
would split, so like if we doThanksgiving with my family, we
do Christmas with hers, and thennext year we'd flop it.
You know like, okay, now we,that's how we normally do it.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, Thanksgiving is all in one.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
That's crazy and diabolical.
I have to split time betweentwo 200 in one house.
You go yeah, you go to twohouses.
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
On Thanksgiving, and then I look forward to Christmas
.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Why.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Because her family celebrates Christmas Eve.
Oh, yeah, and we celebrateChristmas Day, so I don't have
to do.
That's perfect.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
So okay.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
So it's like Christmas Eve.
I'm just over there and I'mlike cool, so it's like
Christmas Eve, I'm just overthere and I'm like cool, I ain't
got no obligations, no,whatever.
Once we're done, we go home.
And then on Christmas Day mysister, you know, being on nigga
time, we tend to start thingslater in the day and I get to
just sleep in and stuff likethat.
So it works out in my favor Iget rest.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I get to eat, you know.
So my daughter's not the onlyone.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
She's not an early riser on christmas yeah, we call
it nigga time, so um it'd be.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
It'd be 9 30.
We're speaking.
She's still asleep still asleep?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
yeah, it's over for about noon I wish I'm the only
early, early person in myhousehold.
Everybody else is on Nick ofTime cause I was.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I was sorry, I was mad on Christmas.
The gym was closed.
I was like but I'm up, theysleep, why can't, why can't I be
here?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
that's why I fuck with my gym is they stay open,
but on holidays it's restrictedtime, so it's like they're open
from this till until two orsomething like that.
It's like but if you get inthere early you can get it, but
after this time we close.
So at least they give you achance.
And every year Thanksgivingthey have a 5K run and I get a
(24:27):
shirt every year and they go.
So you gonna run?
No, I just get the shirt.
It's a free shirt.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You got a collection.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I do.
This is year number two.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I was gonna say you look like you ran a marathon,
you took a step.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I took a step into the gym, into the equipment.
You should start using them asyour workout shirts yeah.
I said I'm gonna use them.
But if they think ever that I'mrunning an F5K, you got me
fucked up.
I might do a pace of walkingbut I'm not running, use them.
But if they think ever that I'mrunning an F5K, you got me
fucked up.
I might do a pace of walkingbut I'm not running that
motherfucking.
Nah, you could make it, huh,you could make it Home.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
You'd be like right to the car.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Fuck that Shit.
They be out there fucking earlyas fuck.
I remember I walked in thatmotherfucker.
I was like what the hell?
And they took a picture.
They're like gonna get in it,no, I'm good.
Um, and then I walk right in.
I said so you guys got thoseshirts.
Yeah, we still have the shirts,I'll take one.
They're free, right?
Yeah, he looked at me like thisnigga here, this is a black
dude that works the counter.
He looked at me like yeah,they're free.
(25:33):
Like look at this nigga here.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Like yeah, I'm here for the free shirt it's free,
right?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
yeah, okay, I'll take it.
So, um, yeah, we do the, the,the thanksgiving both days,
which is thanksgiving, ishorrible for me because I end up
two hours and it wears me thin.
Uh, christmas is usually betterbecause in the christmas eve I
one place and I get to justenjoy and eat and whatever.
(26:00):
And I said, since we're onnigga time, christmas Day is the
day that I get to just kind ofhang out with the family.
I will say the first coupleyears were hard after my dad
passed, because I would alwayslook over it, because he always
has his go-to place to sit at mysister's house, and every time
I walk in I look over and thatrealization is he's not there
(26:21):
anymore.
It kind of fucks with you alittle bit, but you don't
realize what you get used tountil it's not there anymore.
And then I normally do thingstoo like in the beginning of the
year I don't know if I'm doingit this year we tend to go to
San Diego.
We'll just go to Coronado andwe'll just chill out at Coronado
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and then we'll go get somethingto eat, whether it be hoedads
or one of my other favoriteplaces in the world Hash House
of Go-Go.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Hash House of Go-Go.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's a good spot I need to go Wild boar chili
quiles fire shit.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Fuck this, that city the whole city.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Huh, hey see you coming?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
yeah, they saw us.
They said get the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Nah, they stalked the bar oh, okay it was gonna be a
good night tonight are youtalking about when you're in the
service?
Oh yeah, the Coronado was mysecond home base and we'd just
be there.
So you ever hear all the Navyjokes.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh sure, yeah, of course.
One dude told me I need to getmy ass kicked.
There's an old dude and I waslike, well, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
So it was a bar full of semen.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Oh, oh they had some Marines.
I will say that the San DiegoDave and Busters is my favorite
one because it's always packedwith Marines and seamen, it's a
fireman.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Thank you very much, fireman.
So I was going to say something, but it it was like that
doesn't even help my case so Ijust know, every time I've been
to that one in particular, it'sbeen a great night fights fights
to see.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Uh, one time, literally it was like four navy
seals playing that.
That.
What's that?
Like time crisis, likeliterally they were on time
crisis for like three hours.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
They got lost and they thought it was simulated.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
So you're saying in these fights where a bunch of
seamen being thrown around, yes,now, seamen usually beat up the
Marines.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Don't let them fool you.
They say what they want.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
But it's just a good time and they get drunk and shit
.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
They get punched and they get a face full of seamen.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
I just remember walking in and saying everybody
in this motherfucking can fight.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm not fighting nobody oh man, they can't, they
can't.
It's weird.
I just never forget.
We got in a fight with somepeople on the same boat and I
was like we gotta see thesepeople, we gotta see each other.
We just fought in the street inSan Diego.
I couldn't hit that.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Seaman on seaman crime.
I was a fireman.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I was a fireman.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You were a fireman.
Yeah, yeah, word.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Y'all going to let it go?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
No, See Seaman the hose, yeah the hose, yeah it.
The hose, yeah the hose.
It has a bunch of semen in it.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Good, we can work on a hose yeah hose can work semen
too fuck.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
What are the roles?
What role do you thinkcommunication plays in managing
the holiday expectations?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
holiday expectations.
That's when you gotta be outfront on holidays yes, hey,
don't tell me no shit lastminute.
What do you want to do?
Like no, no, no, no, no, let'sfor real.
For real, now we can dowhatever like that ain't gonna
work, because when it gets tothat day, I don't understand
(29:56):
what it is with holidays, but itseems like it's trigger mode,
where everything you're likewell, what you're like you're
too high strung.
We could have planned this outa minute, because that's what I
noticed any little blip in the,the expectation in their head,
without telling us what theexpectation is just.
It's like how the fuck was Isupposed to know?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I think this is what you want.
That's true.
I pray every holiday.
I try to.
In matter of fact, I probablydo that after we leave here.
Okay, so where are we going for4th of July?
Where are we going for this?
Because I don't want nosurprises.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Fuck, I forgot about fucking.
Yeah, I want to be right hereBefore July.
Mm-hmm, I might be here too.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm not I don't know why that just popped in my head.
What the fuck I was thinkingabout, ted?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Ted 2.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Where he was when he saw the guy from Flash Gordon
and he was asking him if hecould use his semen to to get
pregnant.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
He said no, I got one semen and I'm gonna focus.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Having a I am legend in my ball sack, I said, god
damn it.
Like that's awful fuck anyway,alright, fuck.
I just know I tend to get intoshit when it comes to um, the
expectation of me during theholidays because it's a lot of
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expectation and responsibilityon me to get us there, so like
it never seems to be commonlyaddressed like a so how long are
we spending over here to overthere?
Like you know, do take inconsideration of where I'm
coming from as far as work, liketime and effort.
(31:50):
So it's like those expectationsis like please just be
considerate of my time because,like this does follow me, like I
have to get us home safely backand forth and I don't want to
be half sleep on the road Causeyou know you guys can be
considerate of the time that ittakes to do this shit.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I just started sleeping wherever I'm at.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I just they got three dogs.
You said they don't bite you.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Huh, bite me snuff me for like food or something I
don't know press charges, yousay snuff yeah, I'm.
I'm popular because I, if Idon't like something, I'll the
dog, yeah, the dog, that's thehomie right there you could get
(32:37):
out they'd be like my nigga, ohandy's here, oh my god, you're
about to eat the night like,because if I see some suspect,
I'm, I'm, I don't.
I don't try to try it, I don'ttry to figure it out, I'll be
like he's gonna do it for me.
Suspect stuff now like theyshould have it, no I mean, yeah,
(32:57):
when certain people decide toventure out and try some shit,
you'd be like oh, you decided,you don't never.
You tried this year, okay forthe first time.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah, that seems like the bad time.
They didn't have a couplepractice rounds at home first.
That's oh okay, oh, wow, yeah,you're supposed to all right now
the parents have their set.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
But you know, when you have kids that come and say
I decided to try this this year,you're like oh, you did it
people think I'll be look here,I, I can get you, because it's
like I don't eat.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I only eat potato salad from three people and one
of those person, people or oneof those persons are no longer
with us.
So there's only two people onthis earth that's living, that I
eat their potato salad andpeople be getting they feel, oh,
that's good it might be to you.
I'm not going to try it becauseyou're going to piss me off.
And now I got to throw thewhole plate in the trash, or I
(33:50):
got to do the nice thing andjust fold the plate in half and
cover it.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Y'all stuff it down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Nah, are you leaving that right at the open so you
can see what happened?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Because, I've had it open slow Because I've had it
happen to me.
Oh no, no, no, because I bet wewent to back in November.
We went to back in November.
We went to a Friends of Givinglast year and I walked in there
(34:25):
I said shit, I guess I'm noteating at night damn.
I said yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Did you say that openly?
Speaker 3 (34:35):
No, I said to myself.
I said, um, I'll take, give mea piece of the breast of the
turkey, cause that looks done.
The whole turkey don't lookdone, but that breast part
that's cooked.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
So give me a piece of the breast.
I kind of feel like you shouldhave said that openly.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
No, and then I ate breast and I ate tamale all
night.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
That was a tamale, that was good.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
At least you know you got that.
Sometimes I eat nasty food, butI just eat it really fast.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I'm afraid to eat nasty food because it might come
out nasty too, Right the way mystomach is built.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I don't take no chances because I will be home
quick.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Chucking or shitting Both Either.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Both.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
You don't want them at the same time I don't take no
See now if Maybe I'm wrong forthis, but if your food puts me
in that position, I'm lightingyour bathroom up.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'm going to use all your nice towels, too him up.
I'm gonna use all your nicetowels too, just so you can
remind never to do this shitagain I was here.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
You'd be like a long cane paulie where I had to use a
loofah nigga I was.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I'm not gonna lie, sorry I'm going down this road,
but at work last night, nigga, Icouldn't even blame nobody Like
I went and did my thing, cameback like 20, 30 minutes later
and I was like damn Damn goodthing nobody said that.
Oh shit, that's the perks ofthe building alone.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, sorry yeah, you ever apologize for putting
somebody through that no, neveryou did it.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
You should have, I done it once you shouldn't have
served the food no, it wasn'teven their fault, because I just
went in there.
It's greg's house.
I went to greg's house.
I didn't even shit, I justfarted.
I just farted in the back ofhis house and his dad was like
what the fuck?
He was all in the front roomlike what the fuck is it?
I started to smell it and I waslike ooh, god damn, I thought
(36:55):
something died inside me.
But the whole house was like Igot to go in the garage.
I was like I'm sorry, I'll justgo home.
Yeah, I don't know what thatwas it was bad, it was bad.
(37:17):
Holy shit, it was bad, holy shit.
So effective communication.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Fuck okay.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Just read the next question.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Do you share a memorable experience that shapes
your holiday tradition?
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Nothing.
It don't shape my no more.
I mean so.
Growing up I used to alwaysevery Christmas morning.
My y'all know I was raised byreally religious folks, so we're
always seeing rise, shine.
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Give God the glory To this day.
Every Christmas morning I singthat to myself in my head, first
thing I do.
I always think about her Onebecause her birthday was
Christmas Eve, so I'm alwaysthinking about her.
That's the first thing I wouldhear her say Every Christmas
morning.
I can still hear her voice inmy head, so I sing it to my.
(38:18):
I don't sing it to my family, Ising it to myself.
So that's probably the onething I keep.
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
You triggered me, I'm sorry.
Amanda sings that every goddamnmorning, every time she calls
her sister.
I'm just like.
I'm like all right, all right,all right all right.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
We know you love.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Jesus, come get it Shit.
I'm trying to think.
I think what shaped it?
We don't do it the same day,but growing up we used to buy a
tree like a real tree on mymom's birthday every year.
(39:05):
But so now, like we, just buy atree sometime after
Thanksgiving.
We try not to do it that way,probably going to start doing it
the day before Christmas, butlike that's, I think what's come
with me is just the real treeover the years.
I might be coming to your guys'sside soon, but it's still I
(39:26):
don't know.
I just grown up my whole lifelike that, so I think that's
just.
Are you gonna embed it?
Take it outside plan.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It bring it, bring it up back in, make them like,
feel like an experience.
No, we're gonna just go to homedepot every year I just use the
same tree and just leave itoutside.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
But hey, let's go pick the tree out did you know
that you can um after thepumpkin patch, that they they
turn into the tree picking thing?
You can go get your tree theycut down.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
You gotta cut it down .
Have you done that?
No have you been to one ofthose places?
Don't buy tree I'm not like wewent to one out here and I was
like, oh yeah, these like buylocal.
And then I looked and I waslike does that motherfucking say
475?
Like there ain't no tree in theworld?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
I have.
I have the same stance as I doas an apple picking.
I'm not going to pay you to beable to pick apples and then pay
for the apples I pick to takehome.
I'm not doing that.
Oh, you got to pay for theapples after you.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yes, I thought it was the whole, no.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
You pay to go pick the apples and you pay for the
apples you picked.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
That's why I don't do it.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
It's not like a hustle, yeah that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
That's why I don't do it.
It's not like a hustle.
Yeah, that's dumb, because youpay for the experience, then you
pay for the product.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Then they say here you go, suck, I mean brother.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
So I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
One memory and I always say this one is when my
dad did the thing where he waslike like, oh, you don't get a
gift or something or that bigpresident and the whatever is
for me now you, and then, likehe waited till like Christmas
Eve to be like, oh, that box inthere is for you, so you gotta
(41:08):
wait till Christmas or whatever,or till midnight to open it.
But I remember the feeling itgave me, because it was like you
suckered me this whole time tomake me think that I wasn't
getting anything and then boom,like.
So like I try to do that withthe kids, where I try to kind of
personalize what they're goingto get based on their
personality.
(41:28):
So then I try to like not givethe illusion that there's any
Christmas gifts until Christmas.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
So it's funny.
You said that because this yearI put all the, all the, we
wrapped everything and then Iput them in the trunk of the red
car, so like the tree was barethe whole time and she was like,
well, he might come tonight, hemight not have you been good,
like because she's like, oh, no,like because she kept asking
(41:58):
every day.
She was asking like, where's mygifts?
I was like, well, maybe it wasbad, maybe you want an idol list
, so no, yeah, and then, andthen I have you guys seen the um
, the uh, the red one I watched.
So we she had seen that and Isaid, well, maybe you'll get a
snow globe for christmas.
And she was like, oh no, Idon't want to be in prison
forever.
I said, well, maybe youshouldn't be naughty, maybe,
(42:20):
maybe that movie is so fuckingweird to me.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Red one, because can you tell if it's a, it's not a
kid's movie, but it is a kid'smovie at the same time they kind
of do both because, like, youheard the cussing and then
you're like, okay, that's notfor kids.
And then you see it, it's like,but that element's for kids.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I don't think it's for little kids.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I think it's for, like, teenagers, because they
had crayons in there, so it'snot for but then, like the whole
, like experience of themdelivering presents is like this
is geared towards kids, kidsnow see, I now I did say this.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
I said now, if you would have told me that santa
was string, stringing like this,like, like ant-man, when I was
a kid, I would have believed inhim.
Yeah, but he wasn't doing thiswhen I was a kid so that was
rather ant-manish, wasn't?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
I was like damn, they just stole this right from
ant-man like what themotherfucker was diving off the
slate.
This is wild um but that's dopethough, yeah yeah, I just yeah,
I just that's a dope.
That memory, like because Ican't place anything above that
memory as far as how it made mefeel, because it was like, like
(43:25):
it just gives you just likedefeated, Like I guess I ain't
getting shit.
And he's like oh, you know whatthat gift is for you, but you
can't do it today.
And you're like, oh shit, likeyou get this instant, instant
excitement from that thoughtprocess.
So I try to do that with them,like I want them to be excited
and be like oh, I guess there'snothing, and then boom, they're
here, or something I used totell my daughters like my
(43:45):
Christmas gifts, they wasn'twrapped.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I never knew what I got until the morning I woke up
and they would just be likestacked on the couch in whatever
box they got them in that's howwe got them this is yours.
Yeah, good wrappers, a couch inwhatever box they got them in.
That's how we go, yeah likethis is your, this is your, this
is your like yeah yeah, you canwrap up.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I tried to do that here and amanda was like like
well, came up the first time,just like what the fuck it's
like san ain't never done noshit like this.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's like oh, why did you let me do?
Huh?
So how do you involve yourchildren and create new
traditions?
Speaker 3 (44:19):
I, we, we tried like um one tradition we have that
I'm not fond of.
But now she knows that fridayafter practice, on friday I'll
take her to get her foodanywhere she want to go.
So she'll ask for.
Sometimes she'll ask forMcDonald's.
(44:40):
Sometimes she says can we go toChili's?
I like when she says McDonald'sBecause it's cheaper.
I understand, you know so, butthat's like a weekly thing.
Every Friday oh, you know, it'sFriday After practice I get to
have, I don't know, chickennuggets, but that's like a
weekly thing.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Every Friday oh you know, it's Friday after practice
I get to have yeah, I know,sugar nuggets so that's, that's
one thing.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I don't know.
I just try to see what theyenjoy doing like the most and
try to do like they.
Just like the park, like that's.
I love that shit, that's easyall day.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, well, no, cause they will they just like the
park?
I love that shit.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
That's easy All day.
Yeah, well, no, because theywill stay.
All day, all day.
So I just try to see what theyenjoy and then repeat, repeat.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Until they don't.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yep.
On to the next.
They tell you, they let youknow what they like.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Very, very opinionated, very, very much so.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Uh, me, it's shit.
Uh, every Friday, uh and I tryto get up early Thursday to do
it too is uh, being there whenthey get out of school on
Fridays is being there when theyget out of school on Fridays?
I see Ava or Andreas' facelight up when they're like oh
shit, dad's here, it's not Mom,it's Dad this time.
(46:05):
So when they're expecting onFridays it gives me a.
It's a dope tradition, because Iknow a lot of times when I was
growing up my dad didn't.
He was always working.
So the days that he wouldrandomly pop up at my school
would be like the highlight ofmy fucking week, because it'd be
like, damn, my dad showed up, Ididn't have to walk, and like
it usually means he's off forthe day.
(46:26):
So we end up doing somethingthat day.
And I know the days I show upon Thursdays, like right after
work, and that it's dope in twoways, because then you see all
these people that look at youlike there's like other black
dads that'll look at me and gothis nigga's a UPS driver.
Alright, I see you.
Like it makes you feel good,because it's like that kind of
instant respect of not only isyou showing up here like I am,
(46:46):
but you are getting it, I seeyou, so it works in two, but I
like that they get expected ofme seeing me on Fridays.
That's dope so with that being,but I like that they get
expected of seeing me on Fridays.
That's dope.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
With that being said, I was going to say don't miss a
Friday.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
It was Friday.
What the fuck were you at?
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, because it usually ends up ending in
chicken nuggets and they know it.
They're like no Happy Meals.
What are we doing here?
Why did you show up it's?
What are we doing here, Like,why did you show up it's?
Speaker 3 (47:18):
like god damn, I'm not.
Why did you show up?
Speaker 2 (47:22):
And we ain't getting nuggets.
What the fuck are you.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Nobody hurt your feelings like your kids man.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
And then on occasion I just forgot that we also used
to try to do Dairy Queen, butthat's a ways out now.
So but yeah, but that's a waysout now.
So but yeah.
With that being said, this hasbeen episode 182 of the
Heavyweight Podcast.
Shout out to Dez the diva, whocould not be here, but we want
to say thank you for rockingwith us.
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Like, subscribe, share andcomment.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
All that shit.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
We love you Till next time, peace, peace.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Oh, I'm sweating.
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So until next time we'll hideat you.
Welcome to the Heavyweight Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The message behind saying the title of the
Heavyweight Podcast is to beable to say that we can weigh in
on some heavy shit.
What we're talking about isimportant from every aspect of
it.
It's a heavy weight.
It's not just about physicalweight, but the weight of things
that can weigh our minds.
So I think it's dope that wecan have this conversation mind.
So I think it's dope that wecan have this conversation.
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What's good?
This is episode 182 of theHeavyweight Podcast.
I am your anti-social host,Theta McFly.
Back again with these two guys.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's your boy, molito .
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Kevin Wendell.
Shout out to Des.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
The motherfucking diva Diva.
She's been tending to her arc.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh, oh.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I was like oh.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I get what you're saying.
She's building it, building iton the main line.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
How are your weeks?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Good week man.
Good week, good week man, nocomplaints.
My daughter she finished herfirst set of competitions and
she has an idea what that's like.
She made me proud out there.
I thought she'd be a littlespooked because a lot of kids
around her.
She showed up, she's aperformer.
My kid sees a stage and she'slike I'm finna show these niggas
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Nice Sometimes you gotta popout.
That's her favorite part of thesong.
She don't say niggas.
She says I gotta pop out inshunix, cause she can't say
niggas, shunix.
She combined the words togetherPop out.
She combined the words so shecould.
Was good man.
Um, therapy's going good.
Um, I'm a little sad I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I might be back to work soon but you know, I mean
that everybody wants to knowwhere you're at.
So, yeah, I mean they're gonnabe more welcome to have you back
that's not no clap for that.
Don't clap for that, uh so yeah, you know, you know it is what
it is.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It is what it is.
My week's good man, week's goodShooting blanks, officially
Sort of, is it smoke?
No, I got to beat off a bunchBefore it's.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You can always go up to Handjob Cabin.
I'm sure there's something upthere to help you out.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, that's the one part I always thought was funny
handjob cabin.
I'm sure there's something upthere to help you out.
No, that's the one part Ialways thought was funny about
the prosthetic knee, becauseI've had.
I know a lot of people havedone it.
I don't know why, but they'relike yeah, you gotta doctor, you
gotta beat off for like a weekstraight, you gotta get all the,
you gotta empty the chamber,get it all out, and then you
gotta go back and get a test andmake sure it's done Not been a
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bad week.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's a trip.
So the woman out there wasimpregnated by a week old semen.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yes, oh, yeah that's crazy, right?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The elder semen Motherfucker's going in there
like I'm free, you ain't Now yougot a baby.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, you know, it's still a possibility that can
happen after you.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh, I know I worked with a fella.
He didn't tell her he got one.
He didn't tell her he got avasectomy and she was like I'm
pregnant.
And he was like, bro, I got afucking vasectomy and I was like
you have either one or twoproblems, but you have to tell
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her now, like so what was it?
It reversed I was like man.
That's to be an interestingconversation.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Because I'm pretty sure he thought the worst of her
in that moment.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, yeah, because the way he was talking he was
like bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I said yeah yeah, I don't know we on deployment, so
you might be fucking.
I mean, don't feel bad, I'mgoing to join you in two years,
kevin.
Oh yeah, yeah, I told him wedon't have another kid before
I'm 40.
It ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Because I'm not, and then they burn it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I'm not going to be 41 when I'm newborn.
I don't want to be 41 when I'mnewborn.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
How was your week?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh, I didn't involve any snipping.
No sizzling the only sizzling Isaw was a sizzle 30 for 30
she's a good singer.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
She's blessed.
I don't care if it's fake.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It look good that's the point of fake, is it?
It's supposed to look good.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't think a lot of these women got them in one
no no, they out there withdiaper yeah loaded diaper asses
when you get it done right andit's proportional to your body.
It look good, yeah, when it'soutrageous like nah the thigh
ratio to yeah, yeah well, howwas your week?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
it was chill, I didn't like.
I said no snippety snip, um nolimiting snippets, um just work.
And uh, people ask me aboutwhen, when um mo buttons back to
tell my work out of ontario.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You want me to lie to them?
Yeah, and they're going to comelooking for you.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
That's fine, that'll never find you.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, I was going to say you seem like you don't give
a fuck.
That's all.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Other than that, yeah , just gearing up for some
releases, that's what's up?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
That's what we're looking forward to Nice.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So, before we get into it, what do you guys think
of what I played for you?
I thought it was dope.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You know what I'm saying.
I feel like you probably couldget Kendrick on the end.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Kendrick yeah, you got Kendrick Connects or what.
Yeah, I was going to say who.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
No, we just go down to say Nickerson's.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
But I meant if the niggas send his hitters now you
can say nah, I like that a lot,it was dope.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I was like.
I know that's rough, but it wasa lovely rendition of feelings.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So you missed out on something.
Des Could have heard it.
Damn.
Now you're not going to hear ituntil it's released, Because
I'm not playing it.
You fucked up.
What.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You're not going to call her and just play it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Unless we call her right now.
Hey, Desz put the phone we canask her about that.
And the blue clit at the sametime.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh she'll be like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I ain't miss shit.
I ain't miss shit.
Nigga's talking about blue clit, blue clits that's when your
man's not.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Nevermind, I guess we'll get into the shenanigans
we about the shenanigan Blueclits.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's when your man's not.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Never mind I guess we'll get into the shenanigans
we about to shenanigan.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So what new tradition , hmm.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
No, hmm, I was waiting on again, again, but he
said we about to shenanigan.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
He got it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
My bad.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Again, again, again, again, again, again.
What new traditions have youguys started to accommodate
different family structures Likeas far as tradition, so what,
as you've gotten a family?
Well, old and new, older andnew, you're saying, we get two
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older ones too.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Okay we used to go buy a Christmas tree every year,
but this past year I stoppedthat shit.
We bought a fake tree do youhave a date?
You put it up well you know,when the money wasn't funny, I
always tell her afterThanksgiving dope idea put the
tree out in the back and thenhave them bring it in every like
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.
It's something new every year,but it's the same fucking tree
fake tree, yeah, but they gopick it up from the back like,
look guys, we do this every yearum, my rules always match
thanksgiving, like I don't wantto see no tree in my house, so
the day out, like you, the dayafter or the sunday after, but
before thanksgiving I don't wantto see no tree in my house.
The day after or the Sundayafter, but before Thanksgiving I
don't want to see no tree.
I don't want to see no hollyand no Christmas shit.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Well, this year was Christmas.
No, mariah.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
No, mariah.
Well, I mean pictures of youngMariah.
Yes, that takes me back toomuch.
How did, but you know, so we'renot doing that, no more.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Which part more um which?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
part.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, I was buying the tree um the moriah what we
we had got into the family movieslash, a game night at least
once a month thing.
We then we kind of theschedules kind of got busy, so
now we're trying to make timefor that again because she likes
that.
So and um, I'm just trying totake my wife on more dates.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm trying to do the traveling thing Like it don't
even have to be nowhere, like wecan go to Big Bear, like just
to go do something.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That's too many people.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Too many people, yeah my family.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
There's got to be a soul there.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Not just him and the wife.
Just look at them like like,hey, I'll send you pictures.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I can see that happening, like you talk about,
like this family getaway thiswhole time, and you're like, oh
no, it was just us two.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah oh, we haven't told Val about the concert yet,
because she was talking aboutthe other day.
I was like I really would liketo go see it and I was like me
and your mom, bro, and we choseto not get you a ticket.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
That's cold.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I mean it's us, it's anniversary time.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
It's not cold.
It's our anniversary.
It's the motherfuckers thatmake the money get to go.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, we ain't missing school on our daughter,
yeah shit that's still a dopething to tell your friends.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I told our daughter, cause she, her whole thing is
she wants to catch a plane,right, and I said well, you know
, maybe we can go to, you know,disney in Hawaii if you act
right.
Well, mommy and daddy, we'regonna go regardless, we'll just
leave you a granny, we're gonnago we're gonna go I do think I
want to try to implement thatlater on in life?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
because I was talking to a dude at work, uh, he was
telling me, uh, I was tellinghim talking about christmas and
he was uh telling me about howhis parents go every year and he
was like, yeah, they stoppedtaking us places.
Like at some point they werelike hey, me and your mom is
going out, like don't know whaty'all going to do bro.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I will tell you one thing we were starting this year
is that we were not buying nomore, no more birthday gifts.
So we're not doing birthdaygifts no more.
Instead of birthday gifts,we're going to, we are going to
take the family trip.
So, we'll take her somewhereinstead of doing the whole
birthday party.
Honestly, let's be real.
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These goddamn kids are spoiled.
They don't need nothing else,and I think her Christmas list
this year proved to me that shereally don't need nothing,
because she couldn't think ofanything she really wanted.
So Just take trips now.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Spoiled all of them, all of them.
Yeah, I'm like trying to takethese kids on trips and they
don't they don't appreciate ohmy god, they are spoiled.
We went to a hotel and kindlehad the nerve to be like this
room only has one room and I waslike who the fuck?
Who you been staying?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
with this room only has one room and I was like who
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Who you been staying with.
Told you about C-Road.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, they don't appreciate shit.
No, this is the cold part.
So y'all know, last year whenwe went to my sister's house, or
year four last, and we ran intoa car, so she was like I just
wish we can get a new car Likethe one we took to Titi's house
our year four last, and we ranand ran into a car.
So she was like I just wish wecan get a new car like the one
we took to Titi's house.
Like our cars are so old, like,and I'm looking there like, but
they're paid for.
You don't understand the factthat they're paid, but we need
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something new.
No, we don't.
Yeah, no, no, we don't.
I was like yeah, no, no, wedon't.
I said you, little bougie ass,you don't sit your ass down yeah
, maybe I should rethink thetradition I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
We going down the street right and uh plates to
homeless.
That's what I told the wife.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I said I do want to take her to Hawaii.
I said, but if we start offwith Hawaii, the bar is too high
.
I said let's just take her downto San Diego for a weekend,
like let's build a road, let'sstart with car rides, and then
if you do Hawaii, your next oneis like Rome, italy and shit
yeah let's go to Texas.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Sorry, that's the tradition.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I think I've been implementing that's incredible
yeah, here's the cool part aboutthat.
So a couple weeks ago or lastmonth, when it was my niece's
birthday, they were taking myniece it uh, my sister-in-law
took her to um john the credibleand so I was like you want to
go?
I said no, I'm not gonna pay togo to john the incredible when
I'm not going to eat anything.
(13:20):
I said I'm not gonna give them17 just to watch my child
because I'm not gonna eat,because I'm I'm on my health.
I'm not going to give them $17just to watch my child because
I'm not going to eat it, becauseI'm on my health kick.
I'm not going to eat thesepizzas and I ain't going to eat
these goddamn tenders.
I'm not going to waste my money.
Now, if I could just walk inand just pay for the games,
that's different, but I'm notgoing to pay for a meal that I'm
not going to eat just to getinside.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
No, Where's busters it is, I'll go there one time
it's gonna kiss my ass.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It's a little farther more expensive.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
We're just playing games uh, I try to do the the
the lights thing, uh, takingthem out for the holidays, for
Christmas, like when we tookthem to the place in Marietta
that was dope.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I saw that on Instagram.
It was free that's the dopepart it was.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
They showed out at that house, shout out to that
family.
They showed out in that house.
I believe it was like an oldercouple's kids that were already
growing up.
That was their way of kind oflike giving back.
But like the line we were inthe front row, the first people
that went in.
But like the line I said, damn,you got a whole fucking and
they were take, they wouldaccept donations, but it was
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free and they had hot cocoa andyou could have pictures with
santa and but stuff like that islike yeah, I try to look for
things like that where I can sit, take them to see lights.
But what pissed me off aboutthis was when we first got there
.
They were like this is asurprise.
I said you little bougiemotherfuckers and I was like you
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ain't even went in yet.
But this is a surprise.
I thought we're gonna actuallygo somewhere.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I said I I want to say you know what you be having
Christmas in Bellingham Bay.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Fuck with me.
So what was so funny is that itinstantly changed when we went
in and they got to go down there.
They had two slides, and thenthey had this little tunnel with
fake snow it was, so they gotto run through that.
That shit changed your wholeperspective and outlook on it.
Now they love it and they'relike, oh my God, let's go
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through that again.
And you're like so you want toget sprayed with soap.
Motherfuckers that avoid bathsand shit want to get sprayed
with soap willingly because, ohmy God, it's like snow.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I don't know why kids don't like washing their ass,
but it's just interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
But, yeah, stuff like that Even like Sarah John's
incredible.
Andreas loves John's incredibleHe'll pick that over.
Fucking.
He wouldn't do that overSeaWorld at all.
Like shit.
See, that's a win.
Yeah.
But like those traditions, likestuff like that where they get
so used to certain things theyjust want to be able to continue
to do that.
So let's do that every year.
Yeah, I think those are dopeand I like to take them out to
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see the light.
Same thing with Halloween Ilike to take them out trick or
treating, but I also like to goand look at the decorations that
people put up.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And I want to get her that Disney pass, cause she's
asked to go back to Disneylandthree times already Fuck.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Disney.
Sonza, you need to quit yourjob and go start working at
Disney.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Because, yeah, you're getting free that way.
You need a Disney family.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Sell the passes.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Well, no, you can't.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But I would prefer California Adventure over
Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Most definitely.
I'm going to drop her in mymom's office.
I'm going to go to CaliforniaAdventure by myself it had a
better energy.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It was more spaced out it's more for me yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That's more for me.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, I think I was blown in there.
It was over by cars orsomething.
Whatever that space is that hasthe sky, that looks real.
I thought that was real at thetime.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
He's talking about over by guardians.
Wow, I was like damn, it wasjust cloudy.
And then I was like, oh, comeon over by guardians, before you
hit the corner.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Wow, I was like damn, it was just cloudy and then I
was like, oh, come on.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
What did you smoke?
How much did you smoke?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
No, just you know, keep it classy.
I just kept it classy the wholeday, Edibles.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Well, that end.
Ah shit, it's the gummy bearall over again.
Now you just put it in yourshoe, just walk in they don't
check you like that.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
They ain't checking shit.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
They checking what you're leaving with, ain't yeah,
I just make it sure so theydon't be like, hey man, is that
weed?
Like yeah, yeah, it's thehappiest place on earth.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Did you say tradition ?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, yeah, we've been trying to travel and shit.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
How do you blend traditions from both?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
families during the holidays.
What do you mean?
Both families?
We're one family.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You mean your traditions and your wife's
traditions.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm the head of this family.
Okay, um kevin, I'm such a no,let him sit in there.
Let him sit in there I'm notreally.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I'm not really a festive person, so we just do
whatever she want to do.
Anyway, I'm not I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I've never been that way, I'm never say Bahambot.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, I've never.
My favorite holiday isThanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
But do traditions have to be holidays?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, I mean for Christmas.
I'd rather just stay home andwatch football.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I mean, that could be a tradition too.
Football Sundays.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, but I have a family with a daughter, so she's
like I do that.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You could sit down and teach her how to smoke some
meats no, don't touch my grillyou know everything about.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
They have the fucking um the potluck where they have.
They have the giveaway shit.
There was a bunch of driverswhen I walked up I was like, oh,
it's the potluck today.
I was all right and you knowhow they have the like the
giveaways when you buy thetickets.
They had a smoker there, rightmotherfuckers was inspecting
that smoke.
The same.
I want my motherfucking ticketsback.
And they were all fuckingentitled about this shit.
They were like look at thisshit, this is bullshit.
(19:23):
I want this bullshit.
And I said, damn, these niggasare really entitled.
But they were right, that shitwas used.
That was not a.
But they inspect the shed, thatfucking smoke.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It can be used as long as it's working and you
clean it for you.
Give it to me.
Yeah, it was free.
Yeah, it's free.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Come on man, oh I mean you had to pay for the.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Pay for delivery.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No, the fucking uh.
The ticket the ticket.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You had to figure out a way to get that shit home In
the back of the wall.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Put me in one of those generic ass legs, I'll be
right back.
I'll be right back.
What else?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
about tradition we'll blend in, we just do things
together.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
We do like with the families when I go holidays and
stuff.
The way they do christmas overat her family's house is
different than what we do andI'm just like I would imagine,
yeah, yeah, well with her.
She grew up just like them.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Why would you?
Imagine?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
the obvious reason well, I mean, I know some white
people that have the chaos whenthey pull the presents and all
that stuff, like we got a lot ofcousins, so it's like we ain't
doing the youngest, the oldestand all that, but they do all
that.
I'm just like, all right, Ijust youngest, oldest yeah, so
(20:53):
how many kids is it?
I'm not waiting no, no withthem, it's only them three.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
So it was them three growing up, so it's not that
long I'll say we're the onlyones that had kids in that
household.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Oh, they always go first.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now at the household wehave implemented with, I'm all
into the chaos.
Just I don't feel like makingnobody wait, just go do it.
So she's with that food.
Sometimes there's some foodsthat I like the whites, the
black whites the cheese peaslittle goulash.
(21:32):
I'm a fan of the goulashdisgusting I don't know if
that's a tradition.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I guess that is a tradition.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Like the food, comfort food.
Why you can't take my blackcard?
They've been trying To take thecard.
Yes, I've had white people tryto take my card.
Like you ain't black and I'mlike bitch.
And then creating our own likefrom both families and like kind
(22:07):
of doing something they've donelike both of our families, but
like picking a different spot,or something like every fourth
of july I think we used to goout to a park out here with her
family.
That was a tradition for awhile, till we all moved here,
but now we all go for likeMemorial Day to San Diego.
We want to pick the same beach.
So it's like always having like.
(22:27):
That's dope Like it's pretty funso.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I mean what we used to do, we used to my family.
When I still have more familyout here, we would just, we
would split, so like if we doThanksgiving with my family, we
do Christmas with hers, and thennext year we'd flop it.
You know like, okay, now we,that's how we normally do it.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, Thanksgiving is all in one.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
That's crazy and diabolical.
I have to split time betweentwo 200 in one house.
You go yeah, you go to twohouses.
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
On Thanksgiving, and then I look forward to Christmas
.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Why.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Because her family celebrates Christmas Eve.
Oh, yeah, and we celebrateChristmas Day, so I don't have
to do.
That's perfect.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
So okay.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
So it's like Christmas Eve.
I'm just over there and I'mlike cool, so it's like
Christmas Eve, I'm just overthere and I'm like cool, I ain't
got no obligations, no,whatever.
Once we're done, we go home.
And then on Christmas Day mysister, you know, being on nigga
time, we tend to start thingslater in the day and I get to
just sleep in and stuff likethat.
So it works out in my favor Iget rest.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I get to eat, you know.
So my daughter's not the onlyone.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
She's not an early riser on christmas yeah, we call
it nigga time, so um it'd be.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
It'd be 9 30.
We're speaking.
She's still asleep still asleep?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
yeah, it's over for about noon I wish I'm the only
early, early person in myhousehold.
Everybody else is on Nick ofTime cause I was.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I was sorry, I was mad on Christmas.
The gym was closed.
I was like but I'm up, theysleep, why can't, why can't I be
here?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
that's why I fuck with my gym is they stay open,
but on holidays it's restrictedtime, so it's like they're open
from this till until two orsomething like that.
It's like but if you get inthere early you can get it, but
after this time we close.
So at least they give you achance.
And every year Thanksgivingthey have a 5K run and I get a
(24:27):
shirt every year and they go.
So you gonna run?
No, I just get the shirt.
It's a free shirt.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You got a collection.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I do.
This is year number two.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I was gonna say you look like you ran a marathon,
you took a step.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I took a step into the gym, into the equipment.
You should start using them asyour workout shirts yeah.
I said I'm gonna use them.
But if they think ever that I'mrunning an F5K, you got me
fucked up.
I might do a pace of walkingbut I'm not running, use them.
But if they think ever that I'mrunning an F5K, you got me
fucked up.
I might do a pace of walkingbut I'm not running that
motherfucking.
Nah, you could make it, huh,you could make it Home.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
You'd be like right to the car.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Fuck that Shit.
They be out there fucking earlyas fuck.
I remember I walked in thatmotherfucker.
I was like what the hell?
And they took a picture.
They're like gonna get in it,no, I'm good.
Um, and then I walk right in.
I said so you guys got thoseshirts.
Yeah, we still have the shirts,I'll take one.
They're free, right?
Yeah, he looked at me like thisnigga here, this is a black
dude that works the counter.
He looked at me like yeah,they're free.
(25:33):
Like look at this nigga here.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Like yeah, I'm here for the free shirt it's free,
right?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
yeah, okay, I'll take it.
So, um, yeah, we do the, the,the thanksgiving both days,
which is thanksgiving, ishorrible for me because I end up
two hours and it wears me thin.
Uh, christmas is usually betterbecause in the christmas eve I
one place and I get to justenjoy and eat and whatever.
(26:00):
And I said, since we're onnigga time, christmas Day is the
day that I get to just kind ofhang out with the family.
I will say the first coupleyears were hard after my dad
passed, because I would alwayslook over it, because he always
has his go-to place to sit at mysister's house, and every time
I walk in I look over and thatrealization is he's not there
(26:21):
anymore.
It kind of fucks with you alittle bit, but you don't
realize what you get used tountil it's not there anymore.
And then I normally do thingstoo like in the beginning of the
year I don't know if I'm doingit this year we tend to go to
San Diego.
We'll just go to Coronado andwe'll just chill out at Coronado
(26:42):
and then we'll go get somethingto eat, whether it be hoedads
or one of my other favoriteplaces in the world Hash House
of Go-Go.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Hash House of Go-Go.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's a good spot I need to go Wild boar chili
quiles fire shit.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Fuck this, that city the whole city.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Huh, hey see you coming?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
yeah, they saw us.
They said get the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Nah, they stalked the bar oh, okay it was gonna be a
good night tonight are youtalking about when you're in the
service?
Oh yeah, the Coronado was mysecond home base and we'd just
be there.
So you ever hear all the Navyjokes.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh sure, yeah, of course.
One dude told me I need to getmy ass kicked.
There's an old dude and I waslike, well, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
So it was a bar full of semen.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Oh, oh they had some Marines.
I will say that the San DiegoDave and Busters is my favorite
one because it's always packedwith Marines and seamen, it's a
fireman.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Thank you very much, fireman.
So I was going to say something, but it it was like that
doesn't even help my case so Ijust know, every time I've been
to that one in particular, it'sbeen a great night fights fights
to see.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Uh, one time, literally it was like four navy
seals playing that.
That.
What's that?
Like time crisis, likeliterally they were on time
crisis for like three hours.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
They got lost and they thought it was simulated.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
So you're saying in these fights where a bunch of
seamen being thrown around, yes,now, seamen usually beat up the
Marines.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Don't let them fool you.
They say what they want.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
But it's just a good time and they get drunk and shit
.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
They get punched and they get a face full of seamen.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
I just remember walking in and saying everybody
in this motherfucking can fight.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm not fighting nobody oh man, they can't, they
can't.
It's weird.
I just never forget.
We got in a fight with somepeople on the same boat and I
was like we gotta see thesepeople, we gotta see each other.
We just fought in the street inSan Diego.
I couldn't hit that.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Seaman on seaman crime.
I was a fireman.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I was a fireman.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You were a fireman.
Yeah, yeah, word.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Y'all going to let it go?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
No, See Seaman the hose, yeah the hose, yeah it.
The hose, yeah the hose.
It has a bunch of semen in it.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Good, we can work on a hose yeah hose can work semen
too fuck.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
What are the roles?
What role do you thinkcommunication plays in managing
the holiday expectations?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
holiday expectations.
That's when you gotta be outfront on holidays yes, hey,
don't tell me no shit lastminute.
What do you want to do?
Like no, no, no, no, no, let'sfor real.
For real, now we can dowhatever like that ain't gonna
work, because when it gets tothat day, I don't understand
(29:56):
what it is with holidays, but itseems like it's trigger mode,
where everything you're likewell, what you're like you're
too high strung.
We could have planned this outa minute, because that's what I
noticed any little blip in the,the expectation in their head,
without telling us what theexpectation is just.
It's like how the fuck was Isupposed to know?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I think this is what you want.
That's true.
I pray every holiday.
I try to.
In matter of fact, I probablydo that after we leave here.
Okay, so where are we going for4th of July?
Where are we going for this?
Because I don't want nosurprises.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Fuck, I forgot about fucking.
Yeah, I want to be right hereBefore July.
Mm-hmm, I might be here too.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm not I don't know why that just popped in my head.
What the fuck I was thinkingabout, ted?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Ted 2.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Where he was when he saw the guy from Flash Gordon
and he was asking him if hecould use his semen to to get
pregnant.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
He said no, I got one semen and I'm gonna focus.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Having a I am legend in my ball sack, I said, god
damn it.
Like that's awful fuck anyway,alright, fuck.
I just know I tend to get intoshit when it comes to um, the
expectation of me during theholidays because it's a lot of
(31:29):
expectation and responsibilityon me to get us there, so like
it never seems to be commonlyaddressed like a so how long are
we spending over here to overthere?
Like you know, do take inconsideration of where I'm
coming from as far as work, liketime and effort.
(31:50):
So it's like those expectationsis like please just be
considerate of my time because,like this does follow me, like I
have to get us home safely backand forth and I don't want to
be half sleep on the road Causeyou know you guys can be
considerate of the time that ittakes to do this shit.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I just started sleeping wherever I'm at.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I just they got three dogs.
You said they don't bite you.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Huh, bite me snuff me for like food or something I
don't know press charges, yousay snuff yeah, I'm.
I'm popular because I, if Idon't like something, I'll the
dog, yeah, the dog, that's thehomie right there you could get
(32:37):
out they'd be like my nigga, ohandy's here, oh my god, you're
about to eat the night like,because if I see some suspect,
I'm, I'm, I don't.
I don't try to try it, I don'ttry to figure it out, I'll be
like he's gonna do it for me.
Suspect stuff now like theyshould have it, no I mean, yeah,
(32:57):
when certain people decide toventure out and try some shit,
you'd be like oh, you decided,you don't never.
You tried this year, okay forthe first time.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah, that seems like the bad time.
They didn't have a couplepractice rounds at home first.
That's oh okay, oh, wow, yeah,you're supposed to all right now
the parents have their set.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
But you know, when you have kids that come and say
I decided to try this this year,you're like oh, you did it
people think I'll be look here,I, I can get you, because it's
like I don't eat.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I only eat potato salad from three people and one
of those person, people or oneof those persons are no longer
with us.
So there's only two people onthis earth that's living, that I
eat their potato salad andpeople be getting they feel, oh,
that's good it might be to you.
I'm not going to try it becauseyou're going to piss me off.
And now I got to throw thewhole plate in the trash, or I
(33:50):
got to do the nice thing andjust fold the plate in half and
cover it.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Y'all stuff it down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Nah, are you leaving that right at the open so you
can see what happened?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Because, I've had it open slow Because I've had it
happen to me.
Oh no, no, no, because I bet wewent to back in November.
We went to back in November.
We went to a Friends of Givinglast year and I walked in there
(34:25):
I said shit, I guess I'm noteating at night damn.
I said yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Did you say that openly?
Speaker 3 (34:35):
No, I said to myself.
I said, um, I'll take, give mea piece of the breast of the
turkey, cause that looks done.
The whole turkey don't lookdone, but that breast part
that's cooked.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
So give me a piece of the breast.
I kind of feel like you shouldhave said that openly.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
No, and then I ate breast and I ate tamale all
night.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
That was a tamale, that was good.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
At least you know you got that.
Sometimes I eat nasty food, butI just eat it really fast.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I'm afraid to eat nasty food because it might come
out nasty too, Right the way mystomach is built.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I don't take no chances because I will be home
quick.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Chucking or shitting Both Either.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Both.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
You don't want them at the same time I don't take no
See now if Maybe I'm wrong forthis, but if your food puts me
in that position, I'm lightingyour bathroom up.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'm going to use all your nice towels, too him up.
I'm gonna use all your nicetowels too, just so you can
remind never to do this shitagain I was here.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
You'd be like a long cane paulie where I had to use a
loofah nigga I was.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I'm not gonna lie, sorry I'm going down this road,
but at work last night, nigga, Icouldn't even blame nobody Like
I went and did my thing, cameback like 20, 30 minutes later
and I was like damn Damn goodthing nobody said that.
Oh shit, that's the perks ofthe building alone.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, sorry yeah, you ever apologize for putting
somebody through that no, neveryou did it.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
You should have, I done it once you shouldn't have
served the food no, it wasn'teven their fault, because I just
went in there.
It's greg's house.
I went to greg's house.
I didn't even shit, I justfarted.
I just farted in the back ofhis house and his dad was like
what the fuck?
He was all in the front roomlike what the fuck is it?
I started to smell it and I waslike ooh, god damn, I thought
(36:55):
something died inside me.
But the whole house was like Igot to go in the garage.
I was like I'm sorry, I'll justgo home.
Yeah, I don't know what thatwas it was bad, it was bad.
(37:17):
Holy shit, it was bad, holy shit.
So effective communication.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Fuck okay.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Just read the next question.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Do you share a memorable experience that shapes
your holiday tradition?
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Nothing.
It don't shape my no more.
I mean so.
Growing up I used to alwaysevery Christmas morning.
My y'all know I was raised byreally religious folks, so we're
always seeing rise, shine.
(37:57):
Give God the glory To this day.
Every Christmas morning I singthat to myself in my head, first
thing I do.
I always think about her Onebecause her birthday was
Christmas Eve, so I'm alwaysthinking about her.
That's the first thing I wouldhear her say Every Christmas
morning.
I can still hear her voice inmy head, so I sing it to my.
(38:18):
I don't sing it to my family, Ising it to myself.
So that's probably the onething I keep.
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
You triggered me, I'm sorry.
Amanda sings that every goddamnmorning, every time she calls
her sister.
I'm just like.
I'm like all right, all right,all right all right.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
We know you love.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Jesus, come get it Shit.
I'm trying to think.
I think what shaped it?
We don't do it the same day,but growing up we used to buy a
tree like a real tree on mymom's birthday every year.
(39:05):
But so now, like we, just buy atree sometime after
Thanksgiving.
We try not to do it that way,probably going to start doing it
the day before Christmas, butlike that's, I think what's come
with me is just the real treeover the years.
I might be coming to your guys'sside soon, but it's still I
(39:26):
don't know.
I just grown up my whole lifelike that, so I think that's
just.
Are you gonna embed it?
Take it outside plan.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It bring it, bring it up back in, make them like,
feel like an experience.
No, we're gonna just go to homedepot every year I just use the
same tree and just leave itoutside.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
But hey, let's go pick the tree out did you know
that you can um after thepumpkin patch, that they they
turn into the tree picking thing?
You can go get your tree theycut down.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
You gotta cut it down .
Have you done that?
No have you been to one ofthose places?
Don't buy tree I'm not like wewent to one out here and I was
like, oh yeah, these like buylocal.
And then I looked and I waslike does that motherfucking say
475?
Like there ain't no tree in theworld?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
I have.
I have the same stance as I doas an apple picking.
I'm not going to pay you to beable to pick apples and then pay
for the apples I pick to takehome.
I'm not doing that.
Oh, you got to pay for theapples after you.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yes, I thought it was the whole, no.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
You pay to go pick the apples and you pay for the
apples you picked.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
That's why I don't do it.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
It's not like a hustle, yeah that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
That's why I don't do it.
It's not like a hustle.
Yeah, that's dumb, because youpay for the experience, then you
pay for the product.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Then they say here you go, suck, I mean brother.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
So I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
One memory and I always say this one is when my
dad did the thing where he waslike like, oh, you don't get a
gift or something or that bigpresident and the whatever is
for me now you, and then, likehe waited till like Christmas
Eve to be like, oh, that box inthere is for you, so you gotta
(41:08):
wait till Christmas or whatever,or till midnight to open it.
But I remember the feeling itgave me, because it was like you
suckered me this whole time tomake me think that I wasn't
getting anything and then boom,like.
So like I try to do that withthe kids, where I try to kind of
personalize what they're goingto get based on their
personality.
(41:28):
So then I try to like not givethe illusion that there's any
Christmas gifts until Christmas.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
So it's funny.
You said that because this yearI put all the, all the, we
wrapped everything and then Iput them in the trunk of the red
car, so like the tree was barethe whole time and she was like,
well, he might come tonight, hemight not have you been good,
like because she's like, oh, no,like because she kept asking
(41:58):
every day.
She was asking like, where's mygifts?
I was like, well, maybe it wasbad, maybe you want an idol list
, so no, yeah, and then, andthen I have you guys seen the um
, the uh, the red one I watched.
So we she had seen that and Isaid, well, maybe you'll get a
snow globe for christmas.
And she was like, oh no, Idon't want to be in prison
forever.
I said, well, maybe youshouldn't be naughty, maybe,
(42:20):
maybe that movie is so fuckingweird to me.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Red one, because can you tell if it's a, it's not a
kid's movie, but it is a kid'smovie at the same time they kind
of do both because, like, youheard the cussing and then
you're like, okay, that's notfor kids.
And then you see it, it's like,but that element's for kids.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I don't think it's for little kids.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I think it's for, like, teenagers, because they
had crayons in there, so it'snot for but then, like the whole
, like experience of themdelivering presents is like this
is geared towards kids, kidsnow see, I now I did say this.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
I said now, if you would have told me that santa
was string, stringing like this,like, like ant-man, when I was
a kid, I would have believed inhim.
Yeah, but he wasn't doing thiswhen I was a kid so that was
rather ant-manish, wasn't?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
I was like damn, they just stole this right from
ant-man like what themotherfucker was diving off the
slate.
This is wild um but that's dopethough, yeah yeah, I just yeah,
I just that's a dope.
That memory, like because Ican't place anything above that
memory as far as how it made mefeel, because it was like, like
(43:25):
it just gives you just likedefeated, Like I guess I ain't
getting shit.
And he's like oh, you know whatthat gift is for you, but you
can't do it today.
And you're like, oh shit, likeyou get this instant, instant
excitement from that thoughtprocess.
So I try to do that with them,like I want them to be excited
and be like oh, I guess there'snothing, and then boom, they're
here, or something I used totell my daughters like my
(43:45):
Christmas gifts, they wasn'twrapped.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I never knew what I got until the morning I woke up
and they would just be likestacked on the couch in whatever
box they got them in that's howwe got them this is yours.
Yeah, good wrappers, a couch inwhatever box they got them in.
That's how we go, yeah likethis is your, this is your, this
is your like yeah yeah, you canwrap up.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I tried to do that here and amanda was like like
well, came up the first time,just like what the fuck it's
like san ain't never done noshit like this.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's like oh, why did you let me do?
Huh?
So how do you involve yourchildren and create new
traditions?
Speaker 3 (44:19):
I, we, we tried like um one tradition we have that
I'm not fond of.
But now she knows that fridayafter practice, on friday I'll
take her to get her foodanywhere she want to go.
So she'll ask for.
Sometimes she'll ask forMcDonald's.
(44:40):
Sometimes she says can we go toChili's?
I like when she says McDonald'sBecause it's cheaper.
I understand, you know so, butthat's like a weekly thing.
Every Friday oh, you know, it'sFriday After practice I get to
have, I don't know, chickennuggets, but that's like a
weekly thing.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Every Friday oh you know, it's Friday after practice
I get to have yeah, I know,sugar nuggets so that's, that's
one thing.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I don't know.
I just try to see what theyenjoy doing like the most and
try to do like they.
Just like the park, like that's.
I love that shit, that's easyall day.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, well, no, cause they will they just like the
park?
I love that shit.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
That's easy All day.
Yeah, well, no, because theywill stay.
All day, all day.
So I just try to see what theyenjoy and then repeat, repeat.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Until they don't.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yep.
On to the next.
They tell you, they let youknow what they like.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Very, very opinionated, very, very much so.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Uh, me, it's shit.
Uh, every Friday, uh and I tryto get up early Thursday to do
it too is uh, being there whenthey get out of school on
Fridays is being there when theyget out of school on Fridays?
I see Ava or Andreas' facelight up when they're like oh
shit, dad's here, it's not Mom,it's Dad this time.
(46:05):
So when they're expecting onFridays it gives me a.
It's a dope tradition, because Iknow a lot of times when I was
growing up my dad didn't.
He was always working.
So the days that he wouldrandomly pop up at my school
would be like the highlight ofmy fucking week, because it'd be
like, damn, my dad showed up, Ididn't have to walk, and like
it usually means he's off forthe day.
(46:26):
So we end up doing somethingthat day.
And I know the days I show upon Thursdays, like right after
work, and that it's dope in twoways, because then you see all
these people that look at youlike there's like other black
dads that'll look at me and gothis nigga's a UPS driver.
Alright, I see you.
Like it makes you feel good,because it's like that kind of
instant respect of not only isyou showing up here like I am,
(46:46):
but you are getting it, I seeyou, so it works in two, but I
like that they get expected ofme seeing me on Fridays.
That's dope so with that being,but I like that they get
expected of seeing me on Fridays.
That's dope.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
With that being said, I was going to say don't miss a
Friday.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
It was Friday.
What the fuck were you at?
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, because it usually ends up ending in
chicken nuggets and they know it.
They're like no Happy Meals.
What are we doing here?
Why did you show up it's?
What are we doing here, Like,why did you show up it's?
Speaker 3 (47:18):
like god damn, I'm not.
Why did you show up?
Speaker 2 (47:22):
And we ain't getting nuggets.
What the fuck are you.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Nobody hurt your feelings like your kids man.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
And then on occasion I just forgot that we also used
to try to do Dairy Queen, butthat's a ways out now.
So but yeah, but that's a waysout now.
So but yeah.
With that being said, this hasbeen episode 182 of the
Heavyweight Podcast.
Shout out to Dez the diva, whocould not be here, but we want
to say thank you for rockingwith us.
(47:49):
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Speaker 3 (47:51):
All that shit.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
We love you Till next time, peace, peace.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Oh, I'm sweating.
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