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This week we’re diving into pure 90s nostalgia—Saturday morning cartoons, cassette tapes, and the music that shaped an entire generation. We share our favorite shows, artists, and childhood memories that still make us smile.

From iconic cultural moments to the lessons we’d tell our younger selves, this episode is a love letter to the decade that raised us. If you’re a 90s kid or just love that era, this one will hit all the feels.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Heavyweight Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The message behind saying the title of the
Heavyweight Podcast is to beable to say that we can weigh in
on some heavy shit.
What we're talking about isimportant from every aspect of
it.
It's a heavy weight.
It's not just about physicalweight, but the weight of things
that can weigh our minds.
So I think it's dope that wecan have this conversation.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, I don't know about y'all okay, but my
favorite era is the 90s.
I'm like obsessed.
I can go back there at anymoment and probably live my best
life.
It probably is because Pac isalive and then there's just so
many beautiful things.
I remember about the 90s mychildhood, and that was when
kids still went outside.
I don't know what these ones isdoing my kids be outside, they

(00:48):
outside.
Barely, barely.
It's not the same as when wewere out there.
Today we're going to be talkingabout the 90s.
I am Des the Diva, back againwith these three niggas that
have thoroughly got on my nervesNiggas that have Dirtily got on
my nerves, and this nigga who,I feel like, is going towards
Getting on my nerves.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
That's not a say shit , that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's why that's only rude, our special, there's
nothing else but rude.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's the honest to God truth.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Our special guest, patrick.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You may know him From previous episodes Of this nigga
Talking shit.
Maurice, he's here To defendhimself today.
Go ahead and introduce yourself.
Let's go, patrick.
You go first.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Hey, I'm Pat.
Yeah, I'm here to be a specialguest and enjoy the episode with
my bro.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Talk to the mic, nigga.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Enjoy the episode with my bros and sis.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, we are happy to have you.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
You ain't got to claim her.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
He can claim me.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
You'll be happy to have him to claim her.
He can claim me.
Thank you very much, you'll behappy to have him.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
He's a motherfucking lie.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I know you do, Maurice.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
And we happy to have you Pat.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's Florida today.
You shooting niggas.
Alright, Stand your ground.
You know what memory popped upfor me.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
The memory that popped up in my phone recently
was you explaining how to grow abeard out for me out.
He ain't listen he ain't listen.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
I told you you gotta get a good amount of pussy juice
let's rub that shit in my beard.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Can't be that damn long.
You can't say that like.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Don't say that, des.
That's not right the way yousaid it.
His beard doesn't look bad tome you didn't say that, though
you said it doesn't look thatBecause the way that they
explained it.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I wasn't expecting your beard to look as good as it
looked, but the way theyexplained it was not how it
looked in my head.
It looked good to me.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't think you, I didn't yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, it's this nigga .
It's giving Patch Adams to me.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
He just.
Well.
As for Kev, he knows I can'thave my beard that long anyway,
yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
He can't do that.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I be a pause.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, tell me off camera, go ahead.
No, don't do that.
That makes it sound nefarious.
I don't know what, I don't, Inever know, I just okay, are we
going?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
are we going our names?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
yeah, talk to me I'm random guy mcfly this nigga here
.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I like it.
It's your boy.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Positivity again more lethal.
That's just positivity.
His name name is positivity,y'all.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
And what about you?
I'm here.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Just here Duh.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Here, no, here duh, here duh.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Here duh.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
What up, and in case you didn't hear when I started
the show, I'm the one you cameto see, the one you probably
missed for the last.
What four episodes.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
There's the divas.
They came to see me.
If she was at my house, shecame for sure.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
He didn't stand you.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's not true.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
How have you been dealing with this nigga this
entire time?
Are niggas too cool, are youokay?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I just it was a wild statement to make right after
you said that.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
God like.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Because they came to see Anyway, and then she
followed up and she followed upwith oh God, I hear that a lot.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
The word, see the word, just the wording, and then
right after one another is justcrazy.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
You're not supposed to help it, mcfly, I'm not
helping.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm just.
It's a wild statement.
I'm talking about a statement.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
How was y'all weeks?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Fathom.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Because in my mind that would mean that you came.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Anyway, can I say I didn't spend a ton of money at
Disneyland.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
That's what's up.
That's amazing.
Well give us the blueprint.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
That's amazing.
I don't bring your own food.
Bring chicken strips from StataBrothers Did they let you bring
the food in the park, yes, andthen, whenever they get hungry,
you're like hey, guess what Gotthese 16 chicken strips?
Can we get cotton candy?
How about chicken?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
strips.
Did you get any souvenirs?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I got Mickey Mouse hands for myself, like a big ass
kid, uh-uh.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I thought you were going to follow up, like I got
potato wedges.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Nah, we brought them and they ate them cold.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Did you have something to keep them hot?
It don't matter, nigga, whenyou walking that much they don't
care, Adults didn't care.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
We was eating them, motherfuckers.
I was like this is a lot ofwalking.
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's the trick, that's the trick and fill up
with water, don't just bringyour own water bottle.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
People were using the water.
I remember those fountains.
People were using them.
Motherfuckers like crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, hell yeah.
I had a backpack full of waterbottles.
Fuck all that.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
All you go to school, just positive, just work,
bullshit ass job.
What you gonna say abouteverything?
Just positive.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Positive, positive and bullshit.
Okay, sometimes the bullshit bepositive.
You so good.
How was your weeks Go ahead?
My week has been positive.
You so good.
How was your weeks Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
My week has been good .
It's busy as hell, but that'sNavy life.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
You look tired.
Okay, you're in the Navy.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, okay, cool, cool, cool.
He's a seaman, do you?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
also work with these gentlemen over here.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
He's not a seaman.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm solely in the Navy.
I used to work at UPS.
I was just trying to get theunderstanding of how you guys
all met.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
He's like full time.
You can't work that.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
I wouldn't know, I don't know what they do at the
damn Navy apparently they befucking a lot at the Navy the
second that ship leaves shore.
They be fucking.
My cousin be telling me.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
What you fucking mean .
So wait a minute are some ofthe non-married people.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Sure, I said what I said.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
He said sure.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
He's saying what he said.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Not a soap hopper on the damn boat People got
deployment wives and shit likethat, and they married all the
way on shore.
I know you fucking lying no.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, why would I make something up like that?
Hell?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
no, they got deployment old wives, if a nigga
keep going to Indonesia, hegoing to Indonesia, he choosing
that motherfucker for a reason.
He going to see something.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh, meg flying out with Joey, he's going to be
random.
I got them so random tractors,random bullshit, random, all the
time, random bitches.
And randomly they offered aseverance packages.
Or randomly we said fuck you.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Severance usually means they're getting rid of all
the drivers.
That sounds dumb.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
That's dumb as hell.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Hey man, you know I got a backup plan.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
What was he trying to bring in?
I shouldn't say that, becausethat's just shit.
No niggas driving.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
No, they're trying to bring in the germanners, the
Swift drivers.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
No, they want some AI shit.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
To drive.
They're not going to bring inthe Swift drivers.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Eventually they want to keep the equipment that
eventually I had.
My cousin told me he was doingthat from home.
He was driving a truck fromhome and he was like it just
felt weird and I'm like you know, you're just teaching the AI
how to drive.
That's all that is.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Everything AI is what they're going for.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
You ain't seen the.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Waymos yet oh them shits.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Them shits is everywhere in Phoenix.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Them shits is everywhere in Phoenix.
I'm not getting in that and Itried so many times to get hit
by one.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Look at the there's videos online.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I'm not making nobody more ignorant than you.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
There's videos online of tractor trailers driving
them.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
But they just drive straight.
Are you being for real?
They can't back up, thoughthat's terrifying to me because
you just drive straight.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
They have the shifter mules now that do that shit.
They just can't disconnect shit.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Where do you get it?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
My own.
You haven't figured that outsince being here the last couple
of years.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Last month, when we was in Arizona, I was walking
out of Target and the Waymo carwas coming up, so I sprinted out
trying to get.
I said, ooh, niggas, I'm gonnaget paid.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
You know how many homeless people probably tried
that shit in LA that shitstopped on a dime.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I said god damn, that's why I'm coming, you are
so.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I just look at me, we gonna get started.
I'm gonna ask you guys a seriesof seven questions.
Give me the first thing thatcomes to your mind when I ask
you those questions, okay?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
alright, you got it.
This might be a mistake.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Are we going to order or are you going to say who
name Whoever comes up with theanswer first.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, and then you guys can all answer from there,
aol or MSN, msn Water guns orwater balloons.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't know what y'all answering.
Yeah, I know, nigga, I'm an.
Aol nigga you an AIM nigga, aimnigga.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
AOL and MSN.
Let me fly.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
AOL.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
AOL.
Okay, family Matters or FreshPrince.
Go this way Fresh Prince, freshPrince.
Yeah, he said it.
Fresh Prince, you like theFresh Prince over Family Matters
?
Hell yeah, hell yeah, freshPrince.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Talk about Ashley Banks Fresh Prince.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I family matters but I'm biased we'll go fresh prince
thank you.
Family matters all day, butagain I am biased.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
They want to uh, uh, steve is uh.
What's the old girl that I wantto see?
That was not Laura, the otherone.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Myra yeah, myra was bad rest in peace also, uh who,
the auntie Laura's, laura's bestfriend oh, I know Cherry from
she was.
Cherry on Punky Brewster yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Is it Maxine?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Goddamn, I forgot about Punky Brewster Maxine.
Y'all give her the Max you areso fucking ignorant.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Give her the goddamn all I got.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
I'm giving it to you.
You can't give things to peoplewho don't want it.
Favorite 90s cereal.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Let Favorite 90s cereal, let's go.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Apple Jacks Cookie Crisp.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Cookie Crisp, rice Krispie, treat, cereal, apple
Jacks.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
See, this is in the list Apple Jacks is fire, apple
Jacks is fire.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Apple Jacks is fire.
My wife hates them shits too.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Do she Apple Jacks is ?

Speaker 5 (10:38):
fire Apple Jacks, be hitting Girl.
Apple Jacks is way got-Aid.
You go first.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Capri Sun Kool-Aid.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Capri Sun or Kool-Aid , kool-aid Tanged.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Tanged Kool-Aid.
He lying, he lying, don'tlisten to him Tanged.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Tanged is a variation of Kool-Aid.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I didn't like Tanged Sunny, d Capri Suns or none of
that.
No.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
I didn't like Kool-Aid.
I liked the.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Capri Suns.
I didn't like Kool-Aid.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
You know how long I thought Sunny D was actual
orange juice.
You couldn't have, you couldn'thave.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
It's sick.
Tampico was that shit too,especially that pink one.
No, Tampico never seemed likefresh out the pig, that's
synthetic diabetes I do but notout the damn refrigerator.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I'm warming up.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'm just going to.
What did I have?
There's some.
Yeah, let's just go to the nextthing, man, go to the next
thing when people watch ourepisodes, our side conversation
alone.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I'm tired of you.
Give me your favorite song fromthe 90s.
You go first.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Favorite song from the 90s you go first.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Favorite song from the 90s.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's hard.
Oh, I Hope you Dance.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Come on, what'd you say From?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
the 90s.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yes, you did say that was your favorite.
I love that.
You love that song.
My mom loves that song.
That's so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Great song.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Motown.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Philly.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, that was yeah, that was dope probably get a vet
by ice cube okay okay, dancingunderwater and not getting wet.
It's raining bullets and he'sstill there crossroads
crossroads and I actually reallywanted to know what yours was.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Hold on McFly, did you sing the wish verse?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
no, where I go, I just the Uncle Charles y'all,
but Busy was the, the nigga thatthat I rocked the most that
Virgo, the Virgo shit can.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I say this.
I was thinking this Busy mightbe one of the best groups in a
in a group starting a verse yeahlike.
Out of all the groups, he mightbe the best verse starter yeah,
busy Bones, that makes sensestarter yeah, Busy Bones.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
I used to always play .
Busy should always end the song.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, I mean, but whenever his verse like he
always has memorable starts to averse.
I heard, I heard, you knowanyway.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I heard he was the David Ruffin of the Bone Thugs
100%.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Mine was actually Days of Our Lives from Bone
Thugs.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
I know y'all probably , I know y'all probably thought
it was gonna be too fucked, butit was that was the beginning of
it was just so like oh if I hadto guess your song off the head
today, I would say brenda's gota baby.
Why?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
why?
The fuck, would you say,brenda's got a baby days of our
lives is off of the set it offsoundtrack.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, change the subject because I'm going to go
this nigga don't why would it beBrenda's got a baby Because of
the hair?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I said off the hair, off the hair.
What the fuck did I hear?
Yeah, off the hair.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Here's an interesting tag Did you know that the
actual videos for Bone Thugs, henever was Go watch the video.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's not a shot.
My favorite Tupac song is meand my girlfriend Really yes and
not fucking.
Brenda's got a baby.
No, I said it's just popping.
Ooh baby, I swear to God, youkilled my motherfucking nerve
Thugsters.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I was just rapping because I don't want to hear
that shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I don't give a fuck.
What you don't want to hear,that's random tidbits.
Hey, listen, listen.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
What did I keep saying today?
Hat to the back, no mask.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I'm thugging nigga, like you better stop, I'm going
to start looking like Malice inevery interview.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Let me attempt to try to be start hosting niggas.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's going to take me a moment.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Kevin got his malice on Been the host with the most
Don't play You've been off yourjob for a month nigga Don't play
with me, so what?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
We got to get our money back.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
You got the pleasure of having the original best host
ever, so it don't matter.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
That's fucked up.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
You see how she spun that the important thing was
macros when I was when you thinkabout the 90s, what is the
first thing that comes to mind?

Speaker 5 (14:52):
natural fucking beauty yes, come through.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I agree.
What about you?
The first thing, the firstthing that comes to mind, just
pow, what comes to mind, can I?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
say the second thing too sure free Nick and they need
to bring that back.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Bring it back, okay probably a bad idea bring it
back.
I'll be out there with thecamera.
Bring it back.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
This is the only thing in contact today bring it
back what?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
where are you still going?
I don't know.
I was just Tetherball, becauseyou're tall Depends on the
moment when I made correctcontact.
Yes, when I hit that damn metalpiece, done for the day.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Did you also have that one black girl that
couldn't nobody beat?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yes, yes, it was my fucking mom.
I was like why are you so goodat that?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
And then when you check the motion, it's like she
whooped people's ass.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
That's why she was really good at she always had
that pony tail.
She whooped a little yeah andthen mine is basketball
basketball.
Were you a basketball player inschool?
Yeah, okay, dope, dope, dope.
Mine would probably be, I think, tgif, because I waited for
Friday to come so that I couldwatch TGIF.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I thought you were in the restaurant.
I was like nigga what.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
No TGIF.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
TGIF.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Family Matters.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Family Matters.
I love Family Matters.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Step by step, yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Exactly Full house.
I can't do full house now.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
You can't do what I can't do after Diddy Shack.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
I can Carl, I just.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
That shit ruined it for me.
I think Space Camp.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Space Camp.
Yeah, you with Space Camp.
Everybody scream.
I always wanted to oh okay,fucking Cisco.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
What's your favorite, cisco?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
He sent me a video and I can't understand that
motherfucker dancing like he wasjust doing a concert recently.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
He was like everybody scream.
I said god damn Cisco, andlet's take a moment to
understand that the thong songwent so hard, but it was the
same lyrics just over and overand over and over.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
That's why we all knew the damn words the nigga
just said the same damn thingover and over the thong song
went hard because it influencedwhen the word thong.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I just know in that comment section and that chick
said so did he finally come out?
I said goddamn.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Because, didn't he?
Cisco got like that nigga gotlike 12 kids.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
So what?
That's a long ass cover up.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
He might go both ways , just because he has a slight
lisp.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
The nigga is like 56.
He's old as shit.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
So what?
Some niggas can go their wholelife.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
And don't say they hit the left and the right.
Wait a second.
So people didn't know he had alisp?
Yeah, we did, because while hewas singing he was like Batman.
He said Cisco at the end ofevery damn song Christian Bale,
batman, he said what?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Cisco at the end of every damn song Cisco.
My life is incomplete.
At every song, the nigga saidit.
You knew.
You definitely knew.
What's your favorite trend fromthe 90s Black woman.
Oh wait, pause, I'm stillwriting that one.
Let me rephrase this what'syour favorite trend?

(17:54):
And then give me one that youhope never comes back.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Okay, honest answer.
My favorite is the goddamn the.
Light up shoes with the pumps.
Bring the motherfuckers back,slide.
Honest answer my favorite isthe goddamn the light up shoes
with the pumps.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Bring the motherfuckers back, slide them
back.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
I'd buy three pair right now yeah, I'd buy three
pair right now, slide them back,and I was still gonna believe I
could jump higher if I pumpedthis motherfucker, what hope was
a trend in the 90s that I hopenever comes back give me your
favorite trend and then give meone that you hope never comes
back uh, my favorite trend thatI did like was Pogs, even though
I wasn't that good at them.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
And then the second one that I didn't like was that
slip and slide shit, because Iused to fuck my stomach up.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
You was sliding wrong .

Speaker 2 (18:28):
It was never wet enough to do what they claimed
we could do in the commercialsWhoa, whoa, whoa whoa no don't
fucking pause that, it is alwayswet enough Whoa, whoa, not on
that slip and slide.
It wasn't the slip and SlipperySlime I create, maybe, but not
that goddamn.
Whatever toy that shit was.
Fuck that shit.
Fucking I, I shit Poe baby, youfucking die for it and that

(18:51):
shit, just you sound traumatized.
That shit fucked me up.
I was like, oh man, I'm aboutto Nah, that shit didn't work.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
I don't want to bring back them.
Goddamn the animals you digitalanimals you took care of in
your goddamn life oh they'realready back.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
You can get them off Amazon.
I actually he's talking aboutthe gigapad.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
That's the dumbest shit ever the nanopad.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I want one.
I think I had one and I killedit.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
I bet you did how you gonna kill the little monkey.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
I forgot about it.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I want one.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Huh, yes, I like the little monkey.
Why I can't like?
That's great, I like a littlemonkey too.
Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
We didn't see that.
Let me give it to you againyour favorite trend, and then
the one that shut the fuck up,and then the tree you hope never
returns uh, my favorite trendwas the slip and slide, and then
you know how to get, that'sbecause your ass was light and
your ass it didn't take much foryour ass to slip all the way
down the goddamn slide.
It's because he knew how to getit wet okay, get rid of them.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Damn gigapets, gigapets are terrible gigapets
is terrible.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I like the gigapets.
You can get them off Amazon.
They're so cute.
I love gigapets too.
I've been looking for thegolden girl if anybody sees
sophia, call me.
I've been trying to find asophia one for my sister.
Go, go ahead.
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
k-y jelly.
What my favorite?
Yeah uh, running trains oh mygod.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Oh my god.
I was not expecting you tothat's's awesome shit.
This nigga was saying Bringthem back Choo-choo.
We won't be running that back.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
E-tickets nigga, amtrak, what's up, santa Fe?
You know what I'm saying?
What?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
trend.
Do you hope never comes back?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
All those sound machines, the little goddamn
button things.
Oh, I forgot about those yeahbecause they were the worst
fucking toy in the world.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I forgot all about those hey go make noise and
leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I definitely want them to bring Pogs back and then
if you play with them, yourparents got mad at you for
playing with them.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
They need to bring back the Rock'em Sock'em.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
So I have two.
I have two.
I want them to bring back.
I want them play with Hayden Ifeel like he's going to be dope
at that and I want him to bringback that little click clack
thing and it had the two ballson it and you did this and it
clacked together.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
You can still get those.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Why you want to do that.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Where you get that at .
You can get both of those.
I'll see you can get both ofthose.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
But the click clackers.
I'm cool.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
I love those.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
So there's a, she got a big one, the balls.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
What do you call it?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
the dork, that's not too small, the dork the what
dick twerking, dick twerkingthat's a new trend, she was
saying the ball.
I was like they have a dorktrend going on right now.
I mean that kind of falls inline no, that's a new trend.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
That's the thing dick twerking.
I have no comment.
I'm glad I'm old, just saying.
Imagine having to do that shit,just hollering like hey, can
you dwork for me, like I gottagotta exit that.
Please don't guess.
I'm not fucking like that's atrend, that's just, oh god.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
I don't want them to bring back the platinum pants.
I didn't like that, that littleplatinum suit that everybody
had.
It was like that silvery whatyou talking about beyonce.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Got a whole beyonce beyonce had them in sequence
them hoes.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Look like they had on tin foil every damn one of them
.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Hold on, uh-oh, I don't want no beef with the
beehive buzz, buzz, bitch, Idon't give a fuck buzz, buzz
bitch.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I didn't like it like it.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Where are you going?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
With the tinfoil on Be high, my fuck witches.
I like Beyonce and she got acouple songs and I like her, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I saw Beyonce but, she did that on purpose.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
But it's the tinfoil, yes.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
And then her tinfoil.
It was Lewis Votard these hoeshad on foil and tinsel.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
It was just okay, like you say so, because they
spent all their money on them.
Tickets had nothing to do withbeing a cowgirl, and somehow
she's convinced these heifers.
You know, just wrap up in somealuminum, you good.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I don't like it.
You know what A cowgirl'scalorie deficit is important.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
To do what?
To move on to eat some.
Uh, I don't, I don't need to dothat.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Thank you, I'm just anyway.
What's the?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
house like okay, thank you, thank you, thank you
pound cake I'll never get on youmcfly, but I'm gonna start
getting on you mcfly no, I just.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
You guys are going on a rant.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
I was just trying to what is your perfect, perfect
Saturday.
Look like in the 90s.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh, Beast Wars and shit like that Power.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Rangers A little cereal.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Eat my cookie.
Crisp, yeah, power.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Rangers, some Ninja Turtles with some Oreos.
I had my Apple Jacks first.
Rice, krispie, treat cereal andthen at lunchtime I had me some
Oreos and probably a friedbologna sandwich.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
That shit sound fire Rude by the foot.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
That does not sound.
Fire Fried bologna sandwich.
Yes, keep that shit.
You grew up privileged.
No, who had those?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
I'm not going to go back and eat those I didn't eat
that Fried bologna.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I'm not going to go back and eat that.
That's what's wrong with y Ritzcrackers who said we didn't, I
didn't.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Again, I'm not eating that fry bologna and I'm not
eating that now neither.
That shit is nasty, what's thespam.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I might eat the spam Ice cream truck coming by and
you're getting the tahini offthe milk Out of the, you know
the powdered milk.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
You had the tahini on the milk.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Come on.
I don the Lucas, the candy nah,I'm going with that yeah, it is
90s it is 90s.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
What about you?
What's your fantasy?
What's your Saturday look like.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Saturday 90s Ninja Turtles in the morning, apple
Jacks, pb&j for lunch and.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Strawberry Grape little pogo stick out front.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I used to have that bike.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I guess I shouldn't pause.
You had a bike with a fan on it, motorcycle covered and
strawberry grape nigga, a littlepogo, stick out front.
I used to have that bike Get inthe offstage.
They had the fake.
I guess I shouldn't pause.
You had a bike with a fan on it.
Is that a pause?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
The motorcycle cover.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Was it the bike?
Yeah, the bike.
I never got one of them.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
With the fake motorcycles down.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
They spoiled me in like a weird way.
They buy a bike, you only getone, and I was like I guess this
is the one.
So I had that bike, though itwas a regular bike, it was like
a huffy bike and you had a wholeplastic motorcycle cover.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
We took that shit back, didn't have that bike.
I had a regular bike.
We put the playing card in theback okay two of them cause you
real nice.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
That's definitely what was going on.
Okay, this one you're gonnahave to about what was your
favorite commercial or jingle,and do you still remember it by
heart?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
is it from the 90s with pete's couch?
How'd it go?
Or is that in 2000s?
The nigga who?
Was smoking he's smoking, theylike it'll feel flat oh yeah,
the the, yeah, the psa we're onpete's couch man oh yeah, that
was the 90s.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
That was the 90s for sure.
I don't know that that was partof the no hope in dope movie
yeah, cause.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Then I remember being in Pete's couch when I got
older and I was like this ain'tas bad as it looked oh my god.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
I'm pretty sure one of my.
It was probably a Mentoscommercial.
I like Mentos, that's freshest.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Which one was that what the French toast?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
oh, orbit, orbit.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
With the lint liquor.
Who you calling a cootie queen?
You lint liquor.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Patrick 90s commercial.
Probably a Doritos commercial.
You like the Doritos.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
You know what, after watching that commercial or that
Netflix shit that might be mynew favorite with the jet With
Pepsi, where you can win the jetand then the nigga won the jet.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
They didn't have a jet jet, and then the nigga won
the jet mine is um the the whatyou do for a klondike bar,
that's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I always do a lot you said them, I do a lot.
I said I said them.
Hoes, do a lot for, for, notfor your klondike bar I didn't
say mine.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Well, if you don't know, if you, got a klondike bar
.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
You have a wife, you know repetition in the gym.
You got a Klondike bar, you'regood.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Repetition in the gym is very important.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
You're not going to interrupt us every time we have
a little side conversation.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
McFly.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Box-shaped dick.
Huh Wow.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
So the key is repetition if you have strength
training.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Oh, I'm about to pass out what 90s sitcom or show
raised you raised me yes, raisedyou.
You know how they say like what90s nigga?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
I was raised off of Golden Girls and Heated at Night
and Matlock man steal.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Dominique's favorite show is the Golden Girls see me,
see me and Dominique, see Dom.
Dom can come over and hang outwith us.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
I'm telling you I'm going to bring her on.
You said who's the boss?
That was a good ass show.
You like that show?
That was a good ass show.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I only liked it for one reason.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I understand.
You know what I'm going to goout on a limb I'm.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
God bless the child that's got his own.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
That was a good show.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
I did watch a lot of Mr Rogers' Neverhood too, and
Reading Rainbow.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Reading Rainbow was fire.
Reading Rainbow was fire.
If you kind of look up thehistory of it I'm not going to
tell you what it is, but if youlook up, it.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
it's pretty sexy, pretty dope the Wayans Brothers.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Okay, that's a good show.
That's the show that raised younigga give me a the Wayans.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Brothers pops, that's your love going bang, bang bang
bang, bang bang.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I'm gonna say probably Family Matters of
course and, yes, family mattersall day.
And Living Single that was myshow.
That was Living Single gave mea false.
Living Single gave me a falseyes, family matters all day.
And living single that was myshow.
That was Living single gave meA false.
Living single gave me A falsereality of what Of what it was
gonna be like To be an adult.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
And what?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Womenhood friendship was like.
It gave me a false.
Y'all lied to me, queen.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
They didn't lie to you, they didn't.
You just didn't take thecorrect path to get there.
They didn't.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
You don't know what path I took because you only
know the last year of my path.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
I got my curls.
Keep your head up.
What Keep your head up?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
That's right, you know.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh my God.
New York Undercover oh my God.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
That was so good.
And then the little section atthe end when they had the
artists come on.
That was such a good job.
That was a good show.
What about Tales from the Crypt?
Yes, that was good.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
That used to fuck with me I used to hate being at
my grandma's house.
They used to watch all thoseshows in a row like Tales from
the Crypt motherfucking X-Filesand then Unsolved Mysteries, and
you're just like you know.
You got a child over here todayand then they had a hallway
full of just mirrors.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
That shit made you not want to leave the house.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I don't want to leave the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
And then I don't know if you had the Saturday nights,
when America's Most Wantedwould come on too.
So then you start thinkingabout shit like this is a bad
combination of shit.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
You said I'm not even safe at home.
They might break in.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
He's somewhere in Hemet California.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Like oh shit.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
That shit in the head a little too close to home.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
That's funny.
Okay, what about your favorite90s movie that still hits the
same today?
Oh, ninja Turtles, all of them.
You still be watching thefucking Ninja Turtles?
Yeah, you do, because you hadthat whole Ninja Turtle suit on.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
That hits.
From the head to fucking toe,that hits the same that hits the
same.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Can I have two answers?
Sure, ninja Turtles and PlayersClub.
This nigga.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I would say the Wood.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Oh that is a good movie.
I think she purty.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
I would have to say the.
Wood and Love and Basketball.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Love and Basketball.
Yes, that is a good movie.
Hold on Love, and.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Basketball that shit is brutal.
I told that nigga to playbefore and he dunked on her,
nigga, he didn't have to do her.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Fuck your heart, bitch.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
The coldest line ever is hey, Miss Hughes, what page
15 on?
Never mind, I'll find it.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Coldest never mind, I'll find it.
You hear me call this line.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
What about you?
Uh, talk to me, kid um, howyou're learning, how that's good
, okay, head to the curve okay,so one thing I'm learning that's
american history x either way.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
They doing that to niggas.
Sing the song, Kev.
I don't know nigga, youremember?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I just wanted this.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
So one thing I'm learning is that the way that I
registered movies when I wasyounger and how I see them now
is like completely different.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Mr Clark, what is high?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Okay, face.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
No, not off key you not, is high Okay.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Face on.
No, not off-key.
You not, you not finna.
Do that off-key today.
Say my name we not finna.
Do that up in here, Not up inhere.
No, sir, who was your celebritycrush?
We gonna get you up off that.
Who was your celebrity crush?
How long is your list?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
How much time I got.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
How much time I got.
All is saved by the bell.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
I can start with Maya , and that thigh on the album
cover.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Maya and she still look fucking woo Shout out to
Maya, even though the pastdecade ain't been good to her
and her choice is Stacey.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Dash, stacey, dash, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
My God you could have picked somebody else not,
stacey.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
We talking about the 90s In the 90s, yes, you was
cute in the 90s Stacey.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
You was cute in the 90s.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Stacey, I'm going.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
I'm going Nia Long.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
I'm going Janet from Poet of Justice.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
I'm going Jada from Low Down Dirty, shame Jada.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, peaches, I can see that.
Fuck peaches.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Shit, I'm going.
Mariah from the Honey video.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yes, yes, mariah, look good from Vision of Love
all the way past.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Honey, that's Mariah was but that Honey, what's up
girl from the Steve Harvey show,the student, the black girl,
the one that passed, who died.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
What's?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
her name?
Um, oh, you know, kaya platt upthere with me too, probably
fiona apple.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Oh my god the white lady uh, I like to panga.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Oh, she still look good so you know who look good
to me right now?
Still, dj winnie, I was.
I was a fan of winnie winnie,winnie cooper uh, maybe even
patty mayonnaise oh hell, allthe gay Patty.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Mayonnaise not Patty.
Jessica Rabbit, that's crazy,not Jessica, jessica Rabbit, she
a little batty, she a badlittle bitch come on, sanaa,
lathan, sanaa, yeah still NiaLong, still a crush yeah, she
ain't.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
She didn't age bad at all who Nia Long?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
no, sanaa Lathan.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Sanaa Lathan, she's in her mid to late 50s and she
looked like that.
I don't care what y'all say.
Angela Baxter is in her 60s andshe shit on everybody, she
definitely caked up.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I love Angela.
No one's going to say otherwise.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Nobody is Not one person is going to argue with
you.
You didn't have to.
She look good.
Take your high blood pressure.
Take your pills.
Granny Cause, I'm coming over.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
She don't need no pills you might need to get you,
hello, get you a honey pack.
You seen Tracee Ellis.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Ross, lately she been out there Just trying to Give
it away.
Hold on, I'm gonna take someoff camera About Tracee.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
You have anybody else On your list.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
We just name them all .

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Nah, this is my top two and then just name my top
two and then it's a combinationbetween everybody.
I gotta go, holly I gotta go,lisa ray, all of them so long
story short.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
He liked all the women in the 90s that were black
alia.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Well, he just like I, don't like brandy I just do
women.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I don't think nobody like brandy is beautiful, did
you say.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I don't think nobody likes brandy, brandy's beautiful
like to have a crush on her,like that I've never heard
anybody say.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
After mace said he was getting head for everybody
was like smile you get mace headI just I just said my number
one girl, coco.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yes, coco is your girl, we do know that.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
You do know that she the one for me I love swV.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
I'm a huge.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
I thought you were In my knees.
Swv fanatic, did you have more?
It's in my nature.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Coco Says Stacey Dash Um.
He said, niall, I ain't alongIn uh.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
What was, what was?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
that?
What's that girl From um All?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
the All the Charmed Girls, oh uh, char from um all
the, all the charmed girls.
Oh uh, charm was my show what'sher name from uh parenthood?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
the sister oh, I don't know, but she is on a tv
show I'm watching right now.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
She's on the shy right now you watch the shine.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah, I got a shot to you off camera what's up girl
from?

Speaker 5 (35:29):
where's the movie?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
from where selma hayek yeah oh yeah and her
accent.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I don't know if that's like 90, that's just
current still, her accent isvery like still good.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
what are you if that's like 90.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
That's just current Still good, her accent is very
like Still good what?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
are you 87?
That's fine Shit.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
That's the best 87.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I've seen Shit, your little hand's Jessica Alba.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah, I liked her.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
What was Shakira Shakira?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
What was that show she had?
My husband hates Shakira Dark.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Angel.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Dark Angel.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
yeah for some reason, lucy Liu, not for some reason
Lucy Liu, lucy Liu, get her themom from we just gonna name
women all night the mom fromBabywood and she was in all of
the.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
She was in the house party movies, yeah, and she
still looks good the darkskinned chick from house party
black women cause god damn.
Not one of them that you'venamed, except for Stacey, stacey
, stacey she was bad then she'sfucked up now what's the dark
t-shirt chick?

Speaker 5 (36:25):
I don't not, tisha, I never care for Tisha.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Tashina.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Arnold, I never care for her.
Who was the dark t-shirt chickfrom house party, her friend on
house?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, that's the mom from Baby Boy.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
It's fine as shit and Pam from Martin yeah it's a
shame Pam from Martin.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
And she still look good.
The cast I'll take the cast.
She still look good.
The girls Not all of them.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
And Myra from Family Matters.
Yeah, myra, rest in peace.
Tatiana Ali.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Tatiana Ali.
She still look good too now theintern that worked at the
Crappiest Girl.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
NBC Studios, y'all.
I'm not gonna let y'all nameevery woman you've seen in the
90s we are not about to see hername.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Every woman you've seen in the 90s I'm telling the
90s women were different the 90s, women were gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I definitely hold on.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
I'm gonna give you one more each cause.
That's about all.
I'm going to give you one moreeach.
Do they got to be a celebrity?
No, because I met my wife inthe 90s.
That bitch was fine then.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
And she's fine now.
She was caked up and shegorgeous now.
So we'll definitely give youthat you get one more.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Oh, the Trix Bunny.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
You ever seen.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Plasak.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
The kids love interest the Darcy.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
I know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talkingabout.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I can do this all day .
The mama from Bebe's kids themama's from Bebe's kids.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
The girl from the Jamie Foxx show.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Fancy yeah, fancy, fancy, fancy, okay, okay she's
very, very who the?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
fuck did that?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
huh Braxton, we partnering oh oh god, okay, well
, that was festive.
I like all the men from thenights, but we all know that
Tupac was, and Shamar Moore, Ididn't like that nigga Hold on
hold on Shamar Moore Tyrese.
Tyrese is the baby.
I don't care what he get on theinternet crying about.
I love that man Hold on Desreal quick.

(38:28):
Hold on.
He's so chocolatey and just.
Oh my god, tyrese is about thefinest, oh god.
Tyrese if you see this Tyrese.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
I don't give a fuck.
Cry right here, Tyrese.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (38:40):
see that video.
Cry right here.
Tyrese, I don't give a damnbaby.
Vivica Vox.
Before I started the thingabout.
Shemar Moore is rest in peace.
My wife's grandma.
She loves Shemar Moore, lisaRae, and if that nigga came on
the TV, everybody better get outthe living room as an actor, I
can't get over that wig thatTyler Perry had on him with them
braids.
I can't.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Granny didn't care about that wig she wanted that
man at a time, da Brat.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
I like her, I like Da Brat baby I don't give a fuck
this may be controversial, daBrat age as well.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
I'm not gonna lie 702 this may be Da Brat can get it
immediately.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
And she don't really want it from no nigga.
So Da Brat called me and bringJudy.
You said Da Brat called youBring.
I said she.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I'm telling her to call me and bring Judy.
Why didn't you bring thisinformation to us earlier?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
I take uh also the you think I?
Would come here.
Dark, the dark-skinned chick,the kind of that little heavy
one from invoke, she get it tooshe is cute.
Yeah, she's good too I don'tknow her name, but you can get
it I don't, I don't know one oftheir names, most of the female
cast of how to be a player.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Oh my god, oh hell yeah delicious, okay.
Okay, because I know I said onemore.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
You niggas is over here just fantasizing about your
whole love interest in thechildhood.
Tell me one incident thathappened in pop culture that
changed you.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Tupac dying.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Tupac dying, I just Aaliyah dying.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Aaliyah, dying Aaliyah dying Aaliyah and Tupac
Aaliyah yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah, good job saying Tupac, because really that one
was significant.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I mean, he's not my top five, but he's really a top
five.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Hold on to it, friend , because I'm going to get to
you.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I'm going to get to you, friend.
That was definitely significantbecause we remember how it
affected us, because I was infifth grade.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Fourth grade.
We were in sixth grade.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
It was weird because I remember seventh graders.
There was one seventh graderI'm not going to say her name,
but I think some of us know herand I just remember her walking
home when Biggie got killed andshe was like Biggie got dropped,
motherfucker.
And I was like wow, lookingback.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I was like that's not how a seventh grader is
supposed to respond to murder.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
We grew up on the east side of Riverside.
I'm not even surprised by thatresponse.
I'm just thinking about it whenyou, when you look back, you're
like that was yeah, somethingwas wrong there, but yeah, he
definitely had a big impact.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah, I'm definitely gonna say tupac.
I cried and my teacher had topull me to the side and ask me
like did you know this man?
Like what is?
Is this somebody you actuallyknew?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
like what is happening, because you're no
saturday the rest of the classand the other one I saw it was
the black was uh selena when shedied.
A lot of classmates were just.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
I was like god damn, like because that was fucking
tragic and if that lady wouldhave got out of jail.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
I think you're not gonna get her ass killed.
I'm surprised she didn't killyou baby it was niggas gonna get
her.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Mexicans was gonna get her the cartel was gonna.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Somebody was gonna get Yolanda.
She was trying to get out,though wasn't she, she did try
to get out.
They said it's not even safefor you out there, baby, because
them folks is they let her out?
Selena sings the songs that allthe black girls know in Spanish
and don't know what the fuck weBitty, bitty bomba yo ass to
deaf in this bitch.
She's that girl, she'sdefinitely that girl.
She's Mexican Aaliyah.

(42:00):
Yeah, definitely, definitelythat girl.
Anybody else you got another,you good.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, I don't know, 90s Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
So who is the true king and queen of R&B and hip
hop?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Of course Michael Jackson.
Who's the queen?
Michael Jackson?
Of course Michael.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Jackson.
Who's the queen?
I don't know.
Michael Jackson's the king ofpop.
R Kelly, I'm going to say it.
R Kelly's the king of R&B.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Look, Robert did some nasty things.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
R Kelly did not.
No, he did it in the name of RKelly.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
100% I agree with him the musician, wonderful music
yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
The dude Nasty, we'd throw that nigga in a volcano
somewhere and I mean, if youwant to be honest about 90s hip
hop, you gotta give it to Jay.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
No one sold more than Jay yeah, I mean honestly, no
one sold more than Jay.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
I agree honestly Jay Z the 90s we're talking about
rap now yeah, and hip hop andhip hop in general.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
You can give me pop.
I don't think I'm giving.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Jay-Z, the 90s, so pop, of course we're giving.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Michael Jackson.
Who are we giving as pop?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
queen, yeah, jay-z came in like 96.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
96.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
But he didn't pop, he didn't start popping until and
Reasonable Adele didn't hit Okaypause

Speaker 3 (43:06):
because we all love the place For the pop.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Sorry, we ain't talking that way.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
For the pop.
Hate my answer, but who do?

Speaker 5 (43:15):
y'all have for the queen, queen pop, queen winnie I
don't know winnie's toughbecause I don't know if we put
winnie on there.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I wouldn't say that winnie is pop.
I don't but she is pop too.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
She is transcended, she's in so many different, yeah
it for me sold too, though forme it's gonna be winnie and
madonna, and I'm a she's more80s.
I feel like but I feel like her.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Her peak was in the 90s that's when she got the
sexual sexual exploitation yeah,she listen.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Madonna is motherfucking Madonna.
And if she and if MichaelJackson was alive, he'd still be
gliding his ass across thefloat moon walking and wouldn't
nobody say shit.
So if this old lady want to getout there with a cone bra on,
let her titt.
Coned up, ain't nobodybothering, nobody.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Oh no, madonna, fucking Madonna, I love.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Madonna.
She is who she is.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I love her Damn pop.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Oh, that's a good one , but I'm also a huge Madonna
fan 90s Whitney, whitney, yeah,gotta be, because who else?
Mariah?
No, not over, whitney Over.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Whitney, y'all niggas are smoking dope.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Did you not hear, whitney?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
We're talking about pop.
Are smoking dope?
Did you not hear Whitney?
We're talking about pop, justpop music.
Like you guys act like shedidn't put out.
I mean you are, we're talkingabout pop music, like that's the
only person who's comparable.
I'm not talking about talent,I'm not Fuck no, nobody's as
talented as.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Whitney.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
That's craziness.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
But like a weird ass where you're like yeah, I see
where you're going

Speaker 1 (44:38):
it's just a sweet, sweet thing.
You're like.
Everybody know Mariah and Bobthat make them, do they
shoulders like that?
I'm like second that Mariahwould be the pop damn, and I
don't want to say that causeWhitney is and I'm unfortunately
have to say that cause mysister, mariah me, to death
growing up and she Mariah me todeath, she should.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I'm not a Mariah fan.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
If she hears this, she knows I didn't say that,
happily.
I cannot stand, mariah, becauseof my sister.
She force fed me, mariah, youguys helped her.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
If they had the streaming then she would have
been five trillion deep.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Okay, I'm going to ask you a question.
You probably ain't going toremember what was the first song
you recorded on a cassette?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
the first song I recorded is off the radio
probably Jump by Criss Cross.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Jump was my first purchase, cassette, for sure it
was motherfucking Tupac and Bonepretty sure it was off.
I remember having the tape wasmotherfucking Tupac and Bone.
Notorious, pretty sure it wasall I remember having the tape
from 92.3 to be yeah, and theywould be like the beat.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
What time is it?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
That's what.
Every day you grew up singing asong like that.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
And here go a fun fact that I did I never, never,
never say out loud.
Although I love Tupac, I likethe song Bone did with biggie
better oh that shit.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
They were actually in the studio that shit hit way
harder.
Like that shit was just likewow, like if I'm correct, the
tupac one was phoned in yeah,and that one was uh, actually
they were in the studio, so itkind of has a better meshing
because they were actuallytogether, as opposed to tupac
kind of doing this song and thenthem.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You can hear it in the like literally like that
they vibed off each other sowell in the song they did with
Biggie.
I like this.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I'm going to try to speed it up.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
That shit was tight.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Armed and dangerous.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Busy started both of his off.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Nice, true.
So that's what I, mark Lamont.
Hell I'll fuck with you.
But hell I'll fuck with you.
But I can't believe you saidyou turned off Notorious Thugs
after Biggie's verse.
That's fucking crazy, youtripping.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
He trolling.
He might not be.
That's that PhD shit.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Busy with that dude.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Shut up, nigga.
Don't read the book Virgo game.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Okay, I'm going to ask you guys a question I cannot
answer because I don't wait toget to it because I knew you had
an answer Rival Schools SuperNintendo.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Super Mario World, I believe, was the you know what?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I was a big fan of the Sega Genesis.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
I was about to Sega Genesis Mortal Kombat when Sonic
and Knuckles came out.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I was on, that was it ?
Yeah, knuckles, the one whocould clip on the wall.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Wait, was GoldenEye 90s or that early 2000s?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
That was 90s.
That was 90s 64.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Well, goldeneye, I feel like you can't even put
that in, like that has its ownthing, because that was like an
era.
Like niggas would stay thenight with each other just to
play GoldenEye.
I do fuck with Super Nintendothough, super Mario World and
the Mario Kart man, I was aboutto get a Switch too, but I
didn't have no money.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I'm not gonna do this job.
I'm gonna ask two morequestions and then I'm gonna get
to you.
So you be prepared to get yourlist cracking.
My list is ready.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
It's already ready oh you ready okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
What was an experience that you had as a kid
that you wish you could haveagain today?

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Like you can go back to this, my first orgasm.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
That's not true.
That's not true.
You know that's not true.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Most of the podcast, des, it's going to be cool.
And then this nigga gets uphere and says shit like this and
now I'm over here, shocked, andgot to pull myself together.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
You're shocked at this point.
I'm just tired.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
What it is is I'm tired.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Okay, I was about to say how are you shocked at?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
this point.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
What is?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
your favorite 90s moment.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Oh shit, honestly.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Christmas yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Christmas was different then.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, christmas was definitely different.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah, because we went outside and you actually would
get gifts that you would go.
You know what I'm about to gooutside and play with this.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Well, that's because we lived in California.
That's the dopest part.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
I remember getting a Nerf.
Bow and arrow.
It didn't snow, you're right.
I remember getting a newbasketball or, uh, fucking like
things that you actually wentoutside and use like rc cars
yeah, and you.
You see all your friends orneighbors, kids outside at the
same time as you doing the samething.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
You were christmas morning I was mad I got a
christmas.
I would never forget.
I don't this random memory.
Like I got this truck I wantedand it's a big ass.
Like I got this truck I wantedand it was a big ass truck and
they made it like it could justdrive through Whatever and it
wasn't even a big puddle.
It went through a little puddleand then it just stopped
working.
That.
Christmas that is so sad and Iwas just like these niggas lied
to me and I gotta wait CauseChristmas was on Like a Sunday

(49:34):
so we had to wait, wait evenlonger to take this shit back.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
That is so sad Like we ain't doing nothing today.
What about you?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
My favorite 90s moment Probably just going to
the park and playing basketballwith my dad.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh, okay, I was thinking that it's anything with
my dad.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I think Christmas was my favorite as well, because I
was very much an outside kid soI loved and I had in the last
apartment building we lived whenwe lived in la.
All my friends lived there, allmy female friends.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
So we would be outside skating double dutching
now double dutching.
For sure, we need to bringdouble that's what I'll say if
we're gonna go 90s shit it'sdoing stuff like outside.
Uh, I'll even go to like thepogo stick, oh yeah doing stupid
shit like that I'm gonna do itagain.
You ever do skip it yes, we'reabout to get one.
Apparently, we ordered one.
I just looked at my Amazon cartand I was like why the fuck is

(50:24):
there a Skip it coming?
It must be for the kids,because.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Can I play with it when we come back?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Don't look at me and ask me that Pause okay.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Go back to the tape.
Did you see my face?
Because I absolutely whoa, Iabsolutely did not mean it the
way it sound okay, pause whoa.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
But when the skipper gets, why the?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
fuck, you didn't pause.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Then I did pause the tape.
I made a face.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
I said god damn, when you say some crazy shit, this
nigga says pause.
When this nigga say some crazyshit, this nigga says pause,
he's dying inside right now.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
I heard it I heard it and I don't understand it.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Where is the pause now?

Speaker 5 (51:08):
I heard it, I was gonna just let it ride.
I said this is a wild thing tosay nobody has it for me.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Okay, it's okay, it's I just wow one of the things of
being the only girl on amale-dominated podcast.
Y'all niggas could have paused.
Can you pause?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
any other damn time I got you Pause.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
It's too late, nigga, it's too late.
And I know you niggas is goingto make this a goddamn clip and
America going to laugh at me.
Fuck y'all.
Y'all, give them my damn nerves.
Anyways, give yourself someadvice, your 90s self, some
advice for today.
Come on, you go first, causeyou about the only one ain't in
the doghouse right now.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
You go first don't be afraid to try okay okay, like
new pussy everything ain't allabout sex Mo thank you, you're
telling your 90s self thank you

Speaker 2 (52:00):
no matter how strangely they look at you
you're, you're still on par tobe dope, so just keep doing what
you've been doing hey, uh, allthat shit about Y2K.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
None of that shit is real, none of it ain't nothing
going down um you have less time.
None of it ain't nothing goingdown um you have less time you
have.
You have less time than youthink that's deep.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I think I would tell my 90 self to go to fashion
school.
That's not yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
I'm not laughing at you pizza shit.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
cause?
Yeah, cause niggas is dying at40 now, nigga, unfortunately.
It's unfortunate, but that'swhat we have.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
But yeah, I think I would have told myself to go to
fashion school and don't datenobody my whole 20s and wait
till I'm like.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Like date.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, fuck that.
Leave me alone.
Ain't writing like a free mealshit.
I had money.
I had money my whole 20s.
I'm cool.
I just don't date nobody.
Just focus on you, just beinvolved 100% with your damn
self.
And travel, oh my god, travel.
I wish I would've traveled whenI was young.
I'm old as fuck, I'm tired, Idon't know, not on a basketball

(53:17):
court.
No you can still travel, do it.
Not on a basketball court, butout of the country.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I admire.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
We had a gentleman here a few weeks back, herman or
Sebastian, and he just moved toThailand and I just admire his
tenacity.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I thought she called him Herman.
I was like, damn, that's wayoff, I got you.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
But I admire his will to just get up and go and I
wish when I was younger I wouldhave had that.
So I would tell my younger selfget your ass up.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Would you invest in a skip it?

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I had a skip it, but I'm not going to say it, can we?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
tell you now to do it .

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I had a skip it Not to skip it, travel Go.
Get up.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Take your ass out.
It's possible.
I I mean no, I'm telling you,do it.
Okay.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
I hear you get up but you gotta come back twice a
month yeah, twice a month.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Don't just live there , or at least zoom it in okay,
now we do have a guest.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
This is not a talk your shit episode, however,
because he is a guest andbecause I need to know we are
going to now ask you just thinkof like a house guest.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
He like Sinbad.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Before we go any further, before I ask you that
question, let me ask yousomething Y'all seen the movie
that they're saying that theydidn't make right the Mandela
Effect, that shit ain't real,don't fall into that shit You've
seen it because I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Shazam you ain't seen shazam with simba.
That ain't real.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
You, you fell for it you're not gonna have me
stressed out, I know I seen thatmovie.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Oh, you've been smoking it on the internet I'm
smoking on the internet.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Give me your top five dead or alive rappers cube m&m
nas jay Eminem Nas Jay Mos Def.
I love Mos Def.

(55:07):
Are you from California, yep?

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Uh, oh, here she go.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
And I just wanna know .

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Here she go.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Just what is it about Tupac that you just Are not?
Why don't you like Tupac?
Why you hate Tupac?
Why, see, I don't hate Tup likeTupac.
Why?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
You hate Tupac.
Why See, I don't hate Tupac.
Tupac is good, but it's not.
I just go with what resonateswith me more, and because.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
He said that nigga can't rap.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
No, I didn't say Tupac can't rap.
I just go with what resonatesmore.
I wasn't more about the game.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Because you're not a thug.
Yeah, okay, because shortydon't want to be a thug.
Got it Okay.
He said that they can't standno bars.
He said he ain't no,motherfucker, ain't no.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
put out ABC raps.
He just said it better.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
First things first.
Rest in peace, uncle Phil.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
This has been another .
As always, make sure that youlike, subscribe, share, comment,
all that shit, thank you, peace, peace.
I never done and I never done.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
That's a good way to.
That's a wrap, y'all.
That's.
That's all she wrote.
So, as I mentioned, click likesubscribe, Tune in.
We're on the Austrian platform,so until next time.
Well, I'll add you.