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This week we’re exploring how humor helps us heal. From parenting wins and childhood memories to emotional moments where laughter saved the day, this episode is packed with stories about finding light in dark places.

We also reflect on the power of Black joy, the role of community in our healing, and how these conversations have become a form of therapy for us. If you’ve ever had to laugh to keep from crying, this one’s for you.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Heavyweight Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The message behind saying the title of the
Heavyweight Podcast is to beable to say that we can weigh in
on some heavy shit.
What we're talking about isimportant from every aspect of
it.
It's a heavy weight.
It's not just about physicalweight, but the weight of things
that can weigh our minds.
So I think it's dope that wecan have this conversation.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Did y'all see that fuckingsomebody gave sugar free?
A reality show a reality show.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm very intrigued.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I've been seeing the tiktok.
I gotta find it yeah the niggasat down.
He said he told Sugar Free hedidn't have no girl.
Sugar Free just looked at himlike fuck, what are you doing
here?
He's like I'll leave.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
He's like you're a liar, don'twant.
I was like this shit'shilarious.

(00:57):
He asked oh boy, what you goingto do if, uh?
He said you sitting therewatching your girl get, uh, get
dug out by another man, what yougoing to do?
Oh, I saw it.
I think I saw that.
So, as long as I'm getting someof that paper, he said that's
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I think I saw that.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
He said.
He said, bitch, tell me as soonas you get busy to a player.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's an organ that you really don't need.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
What's good.
This is episode 212 of theHeavyweight Podcast.
I'm your anti-social host,Stutter McFly, back again with
these two guys.
Go ahead and state your namefor the beautiful people out
here.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Positivity.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh.
I wasn't laughing at your name.
Positivity.
Mo Jacuzzi no, I'm kidding, I'mgonna just be Kevin today.
I feel like I need to get on mygrown man.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I gotta start acting like that that French fella like
Smouye Smouye it must be thattherapy working oh, getting
older you and your grown manshit, oh that just gave me a
dope, alias Jacuzzi flow.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I like that.
I like that.
I'm going to talk like this thewhole episode.
If that's cool, cool.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, do what you want, man Right.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Just don't look at me when you do it.
How were your weeks?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
We was good man.
You know, I can't believefucking September is here it's
gonna be fucking September forsure, I do believe this is the
hit for us.
I think it's labor.
You guys are hearing this yesum and uh, I'm you guys.
I'm probably at work they'reprotesting.

(02:45):
Are they.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
There's a lot of protests On Labor Day, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay, good for them.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm going to be protesting too.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Like a protest.
I don't know.
I don't know, I'm not makingsense.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I have this controller.
I'm going to test it out.
It's a pro controller.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Ah, I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
Oh, I'll see what you do there,so you're work.
It's september.
Yes, it's september 1st.
You guys are hearing this.
It's crazy that august is over.
I it like.
I said.
Somebody posted, august flew bylike four bitches in a nissan.
I keep laughing there were Were.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
They nurses.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Probably With the fuck them guts.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I shouldn't say that that's what's up, you know the.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You know the y'all ain't right at all.
I'm out on the.
I'm out of this one.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
You know the.
You know the, the securityguard chick at work, the one
that does the photography.
I saw her get in her car.
I said you would drive agoddamn Nissan.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Altima or Maxima.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I'm not saying anything.
She follows us.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I mean, she's good people, though she is good
people, I'm just not Good peopleit's just sometimes you got to
let them know the stigma withthe cars, yeah Shout out to her.
Hey, I like that you follow us.
Shots out, we will stop.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I like that you follow us, shots out, we will
stop.
I'm not going to stop.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm not trying to lose a follower.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
No, she's just going to start.
What the fuck that mean?
Like nothing, Nothing about you.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You green shoe wearing nigga Like wait whoa
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
That's not okay.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I should have slid that homeless dude when he said
nigger, but I didn't.
He's homeless, it happened tome too.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It was funny because you said Hollywood and it
happened to me in Hollywood tooit's always Hollywood ain't you
like, were you on?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Hollywood Boulevard too, yeah, that's where it's at,
yeah.
So when you said it I was like,yeah, it happened to you on
Hollywood Boulevard too.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, that's where it's at, yep right, yeah, yeah
so when you said it, I was likeyeah, it happened to me too,
hollywood Boulevard, whereliterally anything could happen.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
You could run into a celebrity, or you get called a
nigga by a homeless man.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You never know and watch.
Watch where you plant your foot, cause there might never mind.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yep it happened to me too.
I gave somebody the Heismananyway, cause they're about to
step right in my week good,getting ready to leave the state
again.
That's gonna be you didn't stepin any human shit right, never
have where you going, idaho, areyou?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
no, the state for what football you going to the
Boise state, are you?
No, the state, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
For what Football You're going to the Boise?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
State.
Are you going to go watch thegame?
Yeah, the blue, that's yourbirthday trip.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
The blue is yeah, we're going on my birthday.
On my birthday, I'll be at theairport.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Are you a fan of them or you have some Cousins,
cousins on the team.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's what's up On the team.
So that's what's up.
I'm a fan now.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, that's what's up, so I'm going to go watch.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
They're most likely going to lose.
They're playing EasternWashington.
This is their first home game.
You set that up to win, likewho we got on the schedule for
the first home game.
Oh, slaughter.
So it's going to be fun, it'sgoing to be fun, it's going to
be fun.
What's up, huh, other than that?
Just counting down these daysat work Long ass days.

(06:09):
Now You're not counting downthe days of 41, huh, yeah, cause
I'm leaving when I turn 41, Imight even call out this yeah,
this might come out too soon.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, that's why you're weak.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
My week was cool.
Uh, I know, last week I toldyou guys about my fortnight your
squad squad.
Yeah, uh, so I I forgot tomention that there's a lot of
things that happen that week, soI forgot to mention.
It's a proud hating dad moment.

(06:46):
I was getting ready to winddown, I was about to hop in the
shower, so I'm shaving in thebathroom and I hear Andreas go
dad, what are you doing?
I said I'm shaving.
He goes okay, and I hear agirl's voice.
I'm like and I realized he'stalking to a girl.
He goes okay, and I hear agirl's voice.
I'm like and I realize he'stalking to a girl.

(07:07):
He goes to school with that.
I remember last year he had acrush on and now they're.
They were talking for hours andI realized the reason why he
was so adamant about not wantingto play fortnite he was waiting
for her.
So they talked for hours like,and I was like this is I talked
to.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Like FaceTime.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, like it's like a, it's a kid's messenger app, so
they both have it, so theparents have to agree to it.
And then, like they can, sothey were talking and I could
hear them talking and I heardher voice.
I said that's not a sister'svoice and I was like, oh shit,
he's talking to her.
I said let me be quiet, let mescoot past.

(07:47):
And then I was talking to hismom and she was like, yeah, he's
going to be a problem.
I said he's going to have a lotof female attention.
I said yeah.
I said I hope they never lookin my direction and say, because
I had a classmate say that shitwhen I had posted about it on
Facebook, oh, he gets it fromhis dad.

(08:11):
I said bullshit, I didn't havethat fucking problem.
Uh, I don't have me out here.
I did not have.
I would not know at seven oreight, eight years old what it
was like to have girls on melike that.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I was where's the hating part?
You did some.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I was like oh, the hate was like by and be like so.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, the hate part just for me was like I have it
like that, uh, okay, I thoughtyou did some.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I was like oh, the hate was like by and be like so
no, the hate part just for mewas like I have it like that.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh, okay, I thought you did some hate I didn't do it
I didn't have it like that Ithought you're gonna start like
like uh, hating on him no, nothe nigga don't buy his own
clothes.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
That nigga barely brushed his teeth I just don't
check his drawers.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't know what that shit, because I told you we
had that joke before.
There's going to be some shitwhere later in life.
You know what it's like, dad?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, no, it's like that fucking Bruce Bruce joke.
He was like.
My son came he said Dad, don'tyou hate when your thing fall in
the water?
He said shit.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
He said your shit in the water.
I'm saying it's really likeit's different.
I mean you got the mixed thinggoing on and then you got that
brooding thing.
I said I ain't had that shitgrowing up.
So I said I appreciate thecinnamons, but nah, I didn't
have it like that.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
That fro-hot cut is fresh.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
And what else happened.
It was ava's birthday, uh thatweek and you know we took her to
john's incredible and she gotto hang out with her cousin and
she loves pizza, so she got toeat all the pizza she could.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Uh her heart desires.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, definitely at that place and andreas is very,
very, very particular about hisfoods.
So, like last time we went,they didn't have chicken, but
shit was different this timethey had nuggets, right, and I
said, when I tell you the waythey were talking about it, and
he said, dad, this is exactlylike McDonald's nuggets I said

(10:01):
so, motherfuckers, stole therecipe.
It's brilliant, smart move.
I would do the same thing.
I'd be like, hey, I know whatthey like about these nuggets.
So, like he was eating them,shits, like it was.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
They might have bought them from McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying hey, man, we'll give you
some kickback if you just giveus, like you know, for the day,

(10:33):
hey.
So that was cool, and um, thenwe went to marisa's daughter's
uh, phoenix's pool party andthey proceeded to get darker.
And andreas fucking had hisfirst run-in with a
bacon-wrapped hot dog and he waslike Dad, this is delicious.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I've never had this.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I said your mom is Mexican.
This is literally like a street.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
This is what they do, yeah in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I said if I were you I would ASAP it's in your blood.
So he was really.
He was like I need like threelike it.
So he was really.
He was like I need like threeof these.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I said I was sorry I let him down when he asked for
yeah he was like I ain't gonnamake no more bacon.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I was like yeah, kid, I don't know what to tell you.
I said he's like well, just,dad, just take the hot dogs home
, I have mom making.
Wrap the bacon around the hotdog.
I said pause, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
He said I'm going to bring this shit out one way or
another.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
But that was a new thing for him.
Bacon, I said yeah, it's athing.
So that was a good week, butyeah, seeing my son coming to
his own, because he was reallyso against going back to school
until you know man school ain'tso bad man school ain't so bad.
Yeah, it ain't so bad.
I get to see.
You know, don't say her name.

(11:50):
I'm not saying her name, I'mnot doing that you woke up early
.
I remember back in the day I wasthinking I was like when I
liked the girl I just gave heroatmeal cookie and thought it
was things were official.
I gave you her oatmeal cookieand thought it was things were
official.
I gave you this oatmeal cookie.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
So the oatmeal cookie was your drink in the club.
Bitch, I bought this drink, you, my girl.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
But yeah, that's how I went about it.
But anyway, let's get into theshenanigans.
Whoa Did I say the shenanigans?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
I'm finna.
Go pick up an oatmeal cookieand give it to my wife.
We go together now.
We go together real bad.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
McFly said it, that's it.
That's them the rules.
I didn't make them All right.
So, as you know, in life thingshappen, but you got to be able
to laugh at life when thingshappen, because if you be too
serious about life you might endup, you know, stressed the fuck
out stressed eyes, bloodshot,constipated, sitting on the

(12:55):
shitter, can't figure out whyyou can't get rid of the old
shit, because you're holding onto no shit, because you stuck
with in a fucking cycle anyway.
Um, so we're gonna go ahead anddo this.
Uh, what's the funniest thingsomeone's ever said to you in
church, at a fan or a familygathering?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I'll go with.
Uh, why, why do you?
Why do your boobies jiggle likethat?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
why you said that to you.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
My little cousin when I was walking by the pool.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Did you just swear up ?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Just bloop, bloop, bloop.
I'm like, damn, you're right,damn, maybe I'll walk later it
be your family sometimes.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
I couldn't think of nothing for this.
I really couldn't Nothing atchurch.
I got a lot of nothing for this.
I really couldn't nothing atchurch.
I got a lot of days at churchtoo, that's usually where they
be saying some wild shit likeyou know you can't just say that
to somebody the one I said itrecently.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Rest in peace to Uncle Elmer.
But it was.
It was a family.
I don't Elmer, but it was.
That was the problem.
It was a family.
I don't want to say it was agathering, but we were in St
Louis and this was one of thetimes.
What the fuck?
I can't remember what they usedto call my Uncle Elmer when he
got drunk.
He had a whole different name.
So this whole time I'm sittingin the house their house and I'm

(14:24):
playing video games with mycousins and my dad walks in the
house and I'm like, yeah, uncleElmer's up there talking to
somebody.
He said that nigga talking tohimself.
I said there's two differentvoices.
Yeah, that's the other niggathat comes out.
You like wait a minute.
So he's talking to himself andanswering in different voices.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
movie Split.
But yeah, that was the funniestI remember he said he looked at
me dead serious, like thatnigga talking to himself.
I said wait, what?
Like nah?
Like he's been up there forlike two hours and everybody's
just chilling.
Yeah, they're just cool with it.
Yeah, they're just cool with it, like they used to it, they
just as long as he just staythere and do that we good, I'm
about to ask my sister.

(15:07):
I can't remember.
She remembers.
She said oh yeah, they call himso-and-so, but they said he
used to sing and, like she said,she remembered when he did it.
She was like he used to sing.
I want to go outside in therain when he would get.
Yeah, that was yeah.
So you turn into a dramatic.
He turned, he gets super, he'dbe crying and shit, and you know
what always makes me thinkabout uh, five heartbeats eddie

(15:31):
kane's dad.
I just wanted you to be abetter man than that.
That, that crying, but yeahdramatics was the group kevin.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
No, I know, I know I'm nigga.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I want to go outside Nigga I know, I'll be working
out for that shit sometimes, doyou go?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
outside.
Nah, I'll just be in there witholdies in my ear.
You know you can go outside inthe rain today.
I'll bat then.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Just stand in it.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
You might grow hair back, man, because that shit
looked like it was.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Treacherous that shit made me.
I'm telling you I might beconstipated.
Uh, that shit.
I was like I heard the boom, Isaid um nah, nigga, uh, I'm good
on that.
So, uh, name a movie or sitcomthat always makes you laugh, no
matter your mood oh, uh, fuckingfor me, my favorite movie.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
All the time, I've said it all the time it's
Foolish.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Foolish.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Eddie Griffin.
Right, eddie Griffin, that Ilaugh every fucking time I watch
that movie, especially thefucking bathroom scenes when
he's talking to like the ghostsof the old movies.
I laugh every time.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
There's a lot.
I'm going to go with One Aftera While, because it does all of
the Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
I like that movie a lot, awhole lot actually.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I'll say the Wood that's a good one just because
every time it gets to thatStacey scene, that whole setup.
I think she purty, like I said,y'all back up.
No man, I got this okay don'tsay my name, homie that was
fucking backed up like no man Igot okay okay.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I got a a good amount of movies that would cheer me
up when I'm in a bad mood if Iwatch them yeah, the wood is
like my go to the wood ishilarious.
I'm from North Carolina.
I told you take that shit off.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's Carolina blue who's the funniest person in
your family?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
oh man, I'd have to probably say shout out my cousin
Grayson Grayson's hilariousshout out.
I love that nigga that nigga'shilarious.
That's Dez's favorite personhang out with my family.
Get your own family.
I'm telling her the same thing.
I tell my wife nigga don't comeover here just cause my family.
Get your own family, nigga.
I'm telling her the same thing.
I tell my wife Nigga don't comeover here just because my

(17:46):
family is great and yours is mid.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Damn Like I'm just mid Like shit.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, my cousin Greg, that nigga's hilarious, that
nigga's funny and he's uh, he'sone of those people that always
brightens the room, which alwaysmakes me feel for him, because
I always feel like, you know,they say the brightest light has
the darkest days, but thatnigga gonna do some shit,
because he always has that, thatgood, good, bubbly personality

(18:17):
and he nigga makes me laughevery time I talk to him.
So I just know.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I'll never forget what you said.
I said when I said.
I said nigga, yeah.
I said God damn, like that'sgoing to forever be the.
The name was brought up.
That's what I'm like.
Like I felt bad that you had toexperience that, like that
sounds awful.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, Like yeah, that sounds awful.
It don't feel like that.
We said this I cried.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I cried when you said that shit.
I cried, laughing nigga thatprobably.
Well, I wasn't at the cookout,but that's fine, that's the
funniest thing I heard.
I said man, I said that wassome bad, you got a bad badge
that yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I don't know if that's a badge, if that was if
that was my first experience.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
nigga, I Like shit, like.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, I don't think you'd be inclined to try again.
Hell, no, well, I don't know mydad and my uncle, but currently
I don't know.
I don't know my dad and myuncle, but currently I don't

(19:33):
know.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
I don't know, it's probably me.
Yeah, it's the crown man, thecompetition it's just me.
So yeah, it's me.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I'll say rest in peace, uncle Johnny.
But I remember if you know myUncle Johnny or you remember him
he used to that nigga stuttereda lot he was the original
stutter boy, stutter McFly andthat my dad said look at this
nigga, that nigga startstuttering like that nigga lying
.
So I remember I think your dadwas funny yeah, my dad was funny

(20:07):
, but he would like it came atthe expense of other people's
humor, like he was narratingwhat other people were doing
that you didn't realize was.
So I guess it would be my dad,but like like it'd be some cold
shit.
But I remember one time my dadused to always tell me this

(20:27):
story.
He said I was two and he liedto me about something.
And my Uncle Johnny was sittingright there and he lied to me
about something.
He was trying to fix the stoveor something and he was sitting
on the floor and me, being two,I was tall enough to.
He said I punched him dead inthe eye socket.
And my uncle said yeah, yousaid some some crazy ass shit

(20:49):
like that I would punch your assand I too like so.
So I remember that.
But yeah, anytime they startlying, which was 99 percent of
the time he just stuttered hewas stuttering so, and then my
dad told me the story, too about.
I said this is some wild shit.

(21:10):
I would not want to be aroundmy uncle johnny, he said, one of
his exes jumped out of him inthe bushes and tried to stab him
.
I said god damn, that's awfulthat's terrifying, the nigga he
got.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
He was lying so much.
Yeah, she tried to take him out.
He got OJ nigga.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
So yeah, it would be Uncle Johnny and my dad, I think
, Because the story, thecombination of them together,
nigga it's crazy, crazy work.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
My brother-in-law is funny too.
My brother-in-law Sean thatnigga is hilarious and my sister
I know now at this point get onher goddamn nerves because
they've been together so long,but I'm like that nigga's
hilarious.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
She's like yeah, then you.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
What's one inside joke you have with your
childhood friends?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I got a lot.
The inside jokes are funny.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I have.
I don't know if it's an insidejoke, but it was being in our
neighborhood and it was.
It was a joke.
Yeah, that'd be a fond memory.
But it was like, like we werealways known as the like a shout
out to vernon or jamel orwhatever they would be like man,

(22:31):
yo dad used to always take usto blockbuster, man, blockbuster
, like, and that's the thing.
If they hear blockbuster,thinking yo dad, man and
blockbuster.
But I think the funniest uhinside joke me and vernon may
have is fucking uh, when we wentto disneyland for the first
time we saw the chick with thedaisy duke shorts on and me and
him saw he's like you see thatass.
Yeah, I said nick, we're fiveor six, I don't think we're

(22:52):
supposed to be talking like that, but we saw that ass.
And then, like it was always aninside joke, and then my
brother caught on it's like wesaw y'all looking at that ass,
how y'all saw it, like it was.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, yeah, because at five or six, you think?
Think he'd be in slick?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, we were staring at booty cheeks and he was like
, oh, they was over therestaring at that ass.
But it was an inside jokeamongst us because we understood
at five or six she got asscheeks out.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I don't want to say we're childhood friends, I guess
we're my family.
Instead of laughing, we used tojust say gee.
So you would just hear us inthe back room.
Gee, that's a bunch of gee,that's it.
So every once in a while, justgee.
Instead of laughing, we soundednuts.

(23:38):
I don't know where it came from.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
No idea where that came from like it has no meaning
, like as far as that was theleft.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
That was it, I'll probably say my favorite one
currently.
It's not even an inside joke,it's just it's being my son.
It was just with the random.
You talk to your mama, yourmama on that bullshit.
Again, you talk to your mamathat's what I was just saying.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Now, talk to to the kid, go talk to your mom.
Can I do that?
Yeah, what you want me to sayhold on.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
My mom called me.
I think it was Wednesday.
She called me and asked mesomething.
And she asked me somethingpertaining to, like, my cousin's
staying at the house, whatever,they're coming down soon and I
was like you gotta ask my wife.
I told you that's what healways said you gotta ask.
I said yeah, I said she runs thehouse, I run the money, so I'm

(24:38):
not gonna step on her territory.
So if she's not comfortablewith you being there cause I
know I got somewhere to sleep soI'm not worried about that- Too
sure.
You know, yeah.
So she was like you always sayyeah, it's her house, I just
live there, yeah, so ask her.
So I guess that's another one.

(24:58):
You always say ask your wife,yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Quick.
What's your go-to laugh outloud meme or video.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Like meme the share.
Yeah, oh, my current one is thesticker I have of my wife.
She's cheesing in the cameralike this, Like I played you so
that's it.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
What was that?
I don't know if anybodyremembers that.
It's the little puppy whereit's like where he's closing his
eyes.
They told him to sit and thedog sit, and then they were like
speak, and then it's like alittle puppy and go gets me
every time.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I like the ones all the veal with the kid and it's
like like the germinated ones,and then the kid goes's like, uh
, like the germ-related ones.
And then the kid goes, I'm justa baby shit.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
The one we got is a good one too.
Bullshit yeah bullshit.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
That one's accurate.
Uh, mine's uh video or memevideos, that uh, are you sure
about that because it applies toeverything, are you sure about
that?
Are you sure about that?
And you're like, yeah, nigga,are you sure about that?
And then, uh, the meme is thethe craig robinson from uh
pineapple express I synced it.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one tells dj request what
to play.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, that one too you're.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
That made me think of that.
No, you're not.
Yeah, no, you're not.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
That's a good one uh, was there a time that laughter
literally stopped you fromlosing it, and where?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
were you, often I could shit pick up, pick a place
, shit work yeah that was thatshit that happened two weeks ago
.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I was talking to this nigga, I was in the middle of a
spiral going down and then itwas one random thing that
happened and made me laugh and Iwas like, nigga, I snapped
right the fuck out of it.
Yeah, just being able to laughat things, it'll, it'll, it can.
It can change your uh, outlookquickly, because if you're able
to laugh, you're like they'restill good shit every day.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Every day this week, I've asked a certain uh
dispatcher for the video oryou're getting hit in the face
can I get the video please?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
god, I don't think you're gonna get that.
I'm not gonna get the video ifthere was like, like, oh,
there's a video.
I said we'll never see it.
Like, like, so.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
I know that Jim got security.
We're done with the video ohyeah, they've watched it over
and over to clarify to thelisteners she was.
She was in boxing class and shedidn't block.
It wasn't like somebodyattacked her.
That's why it's funny I'm notlaughing at somebody attacking
her.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
She didn't block that is a good thing.
Yeah, like damn y'all evil shesaid.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
She said.
She said the instructor threw aright hook.
I said but you didn't see itcoming, shit.
Okay, go ahead.
I've been laughing at that shitall week laughter's never fuck.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Doesn't snap me out oh shit I usually laugh when I'm
at the brink so sometimes it'snot a good sign.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Does it count that when shit gets all fucked up,
you just start laughing?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, that's what I was asking.
I kind of was asking that.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
I've never gotten to that point.
I've gotten to the point whereI break down, but I ain't never
had to laugh.
I've been at that.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's what I was thinking.
I was like damn.
I remember being so mad a fewtimes.
I was like I don't even knowwhat else to do, but my fucker's
just trying to play with me, Ithink at that point I just
blacked out.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I'll laugh, I'll just be like I don't know what
happened.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
You never got to the point where you're like what
else could happen At this?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
point everything is a fucking joke.
I that moment.
And then what come to like whatthe fuck happened?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I guess I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, get kept me out of jail so finish the sentence,
I knew I'd be all right when Iyeah, I didn't hear it.
Like you said, you guys spokeat the same time.
I heard bust the net and thenstuck it in.
It's amazing how they connectto each other.

(29:06):
You guys spoke at the same time.
I heard bust the nut and thenstuck it in.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's amazing how they connect to each other.
Pause.
I think that's a pause.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, what's that movie?
Never mind, I'm not going downthat road.
Nope, fuck, oh shit.
That's my Yep, I'm stickingwith it.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
That's, I'm gonna finish with that nothing beats
post-nat clarity I was like Iknew I'd be all right when uh.
So a couple weeks ago, likewhen I was walking my kids to uh
, when I parked to walk my kidsinto school and they both
reached for my hand, like it's agood feeling and it just kind
of put me at ease and calm,seeing them reach for my hand,

(29:51):
like they always looked at melike the protector for them.
So it was like it felt at easethat they immediately was like
this is what we do.
That put me at ease minestraight away.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, gracie walked to school.
Not walked to school, butwalked to the gate on her own.
She wanted to.
That's pretty cool.
It's a weird feeling.
Yeah, she's like I was like you, don't want me to walk you up
she's like no, I got it.
And then like I was like damn,you just took off, all right,
all right yeah, that's cool,that's.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I've been there for a while.
Like we pull up the drop offand she's looking for a friend
and she see a friend.
All right, bye.
God damn, can we get a hug?
Yeah, no, you gotta ask we'rewe still?
We'll be here.
We'll be here to pick you up,like all right what's the
wildest thing?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
someone said at a repass or funeral that made
everyone crack up he loved allhis wife he left all his wife.
You actually heard that.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
It was a video.
It was hilarious.
I don't think it was real.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I was about to say this.
I was about to say where wereyou?
Yeah, what funeral repass wereyou at?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Well, he left all his wife.
I said, damn, that's diabolical.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I don't know.
There's always been stories.
Yeah, there's always beenstories.
There's always been storieswhere you're like, yeah, that
sound like that nigga rightthere they always get a story
where it's like, oh, you had towait till this motherfucker was
going to tell this one.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I always like the story at the repass when
everybody's like yeah that's him.
Yeah, that's him, that was him.
Yeah, that's him Like yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Like I can't think of anything in particular, like
that sticks out.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
That is the one I.
It's not a particular story,but it was.
It's a thing.
My dad was always known foralways giving you his opinion
when you didn't ask for it, andthen, like the, his opinion when
you didn't ask for it, and thenthe other person always being
pissed off.
So that was brought up andeverybody was like, yeah, that
was Cone, yeah, he'd tell youexactly what he.
But I remember, and even dealingwith like the trying to figure

(31:59):
out the funeral stuff, like Iremember me and my sister stood
on business because my brotherwas like, because my dad said,
when I fucking die, y'all betterplay.
I Did it my Way at mymotherfucking funeral, right,
and like my brother was like,but that motherfucker Trump came
out to that shit.
I said, fuck Trump, in thismoment, this is about dad's
wishes.
But when I heard it at thefuneral, I said, yeah, that's my

(32:23):
dad right there.
Yeah, that's a good thing youdid too, I said.
I said I'm not swaying on thatone.
I said I didn't even fly.
And what trump did?
This is dad?
Dad been telling me this forlike years.
Like when I died, play.
I did it my way by franksinatra.
I said, like when I died, playI did it my way.
By Frank Sinatra.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
I said say less absolutely my kids gonna be
fucked up when it happened to me, so I'm gonna be like I don't
give a fuck.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Now I can throw me in the ocean my mom said go ahead
and create her and keep themoney.
I said say less.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I actually said to throw me in the ocean, but like
burn her, just toss the bodylike.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Oh, nigga like.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Actually, yeah, if I could do that, I would prefer
that.
Which one Burial at sea Justtoss?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
me out.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
They're going to eat you.
I'm gone nigga Like I'm fishfood.
Cool.
Then I'll be part of the ocean.
It's part of everything Finding.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Nemo cool, then I'll be part of the ocean and it's
part of everything.
Ashes to ashes.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Finding negro I got a problem I got a problem
remember that little phrasecream of some young guy.
Yeah, so I was looking forsomething and I it was racist of
me and I will admit it, but Iwas like this is how a gay man
would say it I want cream ofsome tea.
What kind of sauce you want?

(33:51):
Cream of some tea, the?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
statements of Kevin Wendell, or Kevin Wendell's.
I thought they were funny, theywere funny, I just they were
like y'all cancel what cause ofcream or something alright which
comedian's joke still runsthrough your head when life gets
rough?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Bernie Mac, that's a tough one, that's a real tough
one.
People don't like what you'redoing.
Fuck them.
That's a lot of them.
There's a lot of them, there'sa lot of them.
So obviously for me, dave goesthrough.
It depends on the situation,because there's always a joke or
some shit that happens.
You say Bernie Mac Kid's actingup, get some milk and cookies.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I can't see it.
I took this air tour.
I was like look at this, whenthe cookies and shit.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I'd be thinking Kevin Hart, shit, people be like,
look at him, look at him, lookat the cat in the bowl.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Motherfucking cat drinking milk out the bowl.
I also like the fucking.
This is everyday too, becausewe we have to leave the home by
a certain time or we get to theschool.
We pass the school bus andevery time I see that school bus
I go.
What they said, man?
Every time when I fucking fellI think about that shit.

(35:16):
It's wrong, but it's funny.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
It's wrong, it's funny, it's wrong.
A funny one, that's shit.
No, yeah, cause it's two DaveChappelle ones, but the one that
I usually say a lot and it hasno application, but I get the
sentiment underline.
It's like Nick, sometimes yougotta race, yeah, cause that.
But I get the sentimentunderlying.

(35:41):
It's like Nick, sometimes yougot to race and you be like,
yeah, because that runs throughmy mind.
It's like it doesn't even haveto necessarily what he's saying,
but the sentiment is underlyingNick, sometimes you got to race
, nick, what do you want to say?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
That falls into a lot of shit too, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
So you think about it , you're like, yeah, that makes
sense.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
So when life you're ready, sometimes you gotta race
nigga like you gotta do what yougotta do, like I've been uh
I've been known to say a lot.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Is that a baby?
Yeah, I'm probably annoying andit was a baby.
And the funniest one that Ifeel like applies to black
people and we just get it is Ihave five black hello, because
every black person gets it.
Like you can't hold a sausage,you just like I have five black
hello, hello yeah, I watched itway too close all right, uh,

(36:36):
have you ever caught yourselflaughing at something
inappropriate?
And it made things better allthe time I laugh.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I laugh at inappropriate shit all the time.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, I'm bad, I'm real bad.
I don't be telling people someof this shit.
I be laughing.
I'm like I can't say that.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I don't Silver lining me, I don't.
I won't necessarily laugh atsomething, but a certain
situation will put shit inperspective for me, so I can't
something, but a certainsituation will put shit in
perspective for me, so I can't.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, I always think of my brain is fucking weird,
because it'd be something that'dbe bad.
I'm like, well, what if thishappened?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I wonder if this happened because of this because
I seem like, without fail that,like I'll give a big example,
because I was stressed aboutmoney and everything that was
going on and I was at the gamegas station, right, and I saw a
stud sitting there and I waslike that's a fucking stud,
right.
So I'm like, all right, she'scute, but she's a stud like.
So she's just sitting there butshe's not pumping gas, like

(37:28):
she's waiting for somebody.
So I'm walking, I'm thinkingabout all this.
She's like this fucking stalker.
And I walk in to pay for thegas and I walk out and I was
like, oh, there's a pretty girlshe's waiting for.
That's what's up.
So I'm sitting, her pump of gasand I start to pull away.
I look over and the personshe's waiting for it reaches for
the gas pump and I'm like sheonly got one arm, nigga, and it
just put this perspective likenigga, she has one arm and she's

(37:51):
trying to do everything withone arm and I'm like nigga, that
could be.
I mean no, the other, the chickshe was pretty, but like
literally was pretty, but likeliterally, because I was like,
is she covering it?
I said, no, nigga, she got onearm.
She's going like this and she'strying to put it back in the
and I said life perspective,nigga, because I wouldn't have

(38:11):
saw that coming.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
The way I think is I'm like damn, I bet she got a
kung fu grip.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
It's funny you said that, kevin, in my head.
I said, well, she got one arm,but she can still scissor well,
see, go too far, because thatone is gonna get tired.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
She can't, never mind .
She can't, never mind.
I don't want to get canceled,y'all.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Shout out to my stud, queens.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
My babies, that fucking one show.
That thing is hilarious.
The stud like what is it?
There's?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
a show about studs, the lesbian homies.
Wait, are you getting intrigued?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yes, the lesbian homies on Tubi.
It's called the Lesbian Homies.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
And it was done off of skits by I think his name is.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Big Jaw.
I got to write a letter.
I'm going to try to get on thisshow.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Big Jaw and the whole premise was when the stud
homegirl actually got bodied.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh, I've seen that.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah, and then actually got body.
Oh, I've seen that.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah, and then he ended up hitting and then like
but they made a show off basedoff of that.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I did not know that.
So like, then he ends uphitting and then he ended
smashing all the stud homies.
That because they all heardabout, because they said he had
a baby arm, so it was like theyall heard about it.
Then they all wanted to try it.
Then she started gettingcatching feelings and getting
jealous and the stud hunter.
The stud hunter is why hey, itworks for the new what fucked me
up about the show, though, wasat some point he had gotten so

(39:47):
used to fucking the stud homiethat when he met a regular girl,
he was like hey, I'm gonna giveyou these boxers, I'm gonna
just cut that and I'm gonnaslide my dick.
And she was like you want me toput it in the back?
And he was like no, just likean insert, like where I could
slide in.
She was like you want me to putit in the back?
And he was like no, just likean insert, like where I could
slide in.
And she was like nigga, youtrying to tell me something, are
you gay?
He was like no, no, just wearthese boxes, like it makes it

(40:08):
easy.
I said yeah, nigga, it doescome off.
Suspect that you, but it was aninteresting play.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Like I think they did and you're like that's
interesting.
They're probably like what?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
are you doing?
No, but this is fun.
Were you the one that sent methe story what it was, Izzy Dre
right, when he was saying thathe fucked the, where he clapped
the cheeks of the chick at thebachelor party or whatever,
because she was a stud and sheshowed him what she looked like
before she transitioned?
He said we ended up going inthe bathroom, I ended up

(40:44):
clapping her cheek and he waslike whoa pause, what kind of
shit is this?
I said that's the most gayest,un-gay shit I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
I said it was a chick .
She had transitioned, but shestill had all her lady parts, so
he used to.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
He clapped oh, like Buck Angel he said this is the
most gayest un-gay shit I'veever heard but she legit looked
like a straight man, that's but,he clapped and she said well, I
mean technically, nah, not no,technically, man, I mean yes,

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technically

Speaker 1 (41:19):
that's why he said this is the gayest non-gay
that's one of those things yougotta like keep to yourself at
that point like you fuck Steve.
You know he she go by Steve shewas definitely for.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Uh, studs, ain't that Drewski's thing too?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
yeah nope, I, I, I just.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
I just, I just saw this Drewski and Sexy Red clip.
The dude walked out and SexyRed was like nope, nope, nope,
nope.
And Drew's like, he's like whatthe fuck, what the fuck did we
know he built like me, he's sostupid.
He's like what the fuck, whatthe?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
fuck, do you?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
mean, no, he built like me, he's so stupid.
Alright, shit, alright.
When the world feels too heavy,sometimes all we can do is this
Keep fucking.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
What's that?
First thing that popped in myhead was pick it up, pick it up.
Pick it up when it feels tooheavy.
Yeah, I feel like it's stillthe the same theme as when I'm
angry is laugh.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Sometimes you gotta laugh sometimes you just gotta
laugh I would say walk it off.
It could always be worse.
That's why I walk it off.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
It could always be worse.
That's why I live by that shit.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
It could always be worse, I'm deep in thought
Sometimes, just walking, so Ijust walk it off.
I'll go walk and just think,nigga, just try to.
I like driving, but like Idon't like driving because I get
erratic.
Nigga, I'll be like man fuck.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Why are you so aggressive, nigga?
That's just, they're justtrying to get home this gas shit
.
Now, though, like I don't wantto know, and the more derisa.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Nah, that shit is, it's 91 91.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
So yeah, man, you said that.
I said yeah, I went to like puta, like a half a tank and I was
like god damn, we're going tocostco where sam's the film
every fucking time, every time,so every time.
Damn, that's a grocery likeshit, all right oh shit, I had

(43:46):
see that, I guess he's not lying, see both yeah, cbd those both
go hand in hand, right littlereefer and laughter yeah also
busting unless it's like bad,like that some reefer doesn't?
I seen that go sideways.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I'm just paranoid.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
You got a bad batch oh, don't say that no more.
Yeah, yeah, now I know whathappens with certain bad batches
.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Nah, it ain't even that so do you guys remember a
time that you thought you neverget through, but something or
someone had you dying laughing?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
uh, yeah, there's been times where, uh, I was
pissed at work and you saidsomething and I started crying.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I laughed, sorry, I started crying are you, is one
recently the, the, the, themelting, yes this is so fucking
funny so Kevin there's been alot of times.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
I almost hung up on your ass.
I was about to fucking crashfor some back story here.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
On my fitness journey we have to do progress photos
and one to do progress photosand in one of these progress
photos I realized my titties islopsided right.
So at one point I hit a pointwhere I lost enough weight.
That one was I had one pec andone titty was hanging.

(45:16):
I was like I got a pec on oneside and a titty on the other.
It looks like one side of me ismelting.
That's not so when I was goingthrough this realization, I had
told Maurice and he told me notto tell him.
He's like nigga, I'm driving.
I said, well, my bad, nigga.
I thought you know, as friendswe can.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Tell me that shit when I'm parked.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Shit weekend.
Yeah, tell me that shit whenI'm parked, shit.
I said I look like one size isnothing.
And what's funny is one timeI'm gonna tell you, because I
told him one time we weresitting here, get ready to
record, and amanda came in andshe's like oh, my god, you're
melting.
I said, oh, she's seen thephoto.
And then she I was like, oh,she's talking about I lost
weight.
Oh, I thought she saw the photo.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Um see somebody.
If somebody says something tome, I'm like I had a stroke
straight face oh god, yeah, ohshit, what uh yeah oh shit, that
was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I think, melting, you gotta be able to laugh at
yourself too.
That shit's important 100%,alright, 100% that's like when I
told you at the pool party.
I said, yeah, I'm swimming,nigga they gonna see these A
cups.
Oh yeah, at least you had an A.
Yeah, I used to be in a C.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
There's two instances .
One is Andreas.
When I told you I got to getsuper pissed playing video games
, and he was like Dad, why don'tyou just take a break away and
walk away?
I said I was mad as fuck.
I was like, but he's right,he's fucking right.

(47:03):
And it made me laugh.
I was like he's right, yeah.
And the other one is a zooey.
A long fucking time ago, and Isaid I, I respect it.
She said I might not be able tofight and they might whoop my
ass, but I'm gonna go downswinging.
I said that shit made me laughbecause it was an honest yeah, I
respect it, yeah she said I'mgonna go down swinging, I'm
gonna get, I'm gonna connect atleast one time yeah, but she

(47:24):
said it honest.
I said you can just, you can'tdo nothing.
But hey, and it made me laughbecause it was like hey, she
said I'm gonna take the ass, butI ain't gonna go down without a
fight, shit it ain't gonna bewhat you think it this yeah I
think I could only think of thekid, graceland, actually being
mad at her for something.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
She did something fucked up, and I was just like
talking to her, it's like early,early too, but I hadn't brushed
my teeth.
It's like that's disgusting andI was like, damn, you don't
have to be so adamant like Iwill go brush my teeth and then
I will reprimand you not my.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
My child fucking ratted on me, you know, because
I it's a rule in most blackhomes, you don't pass gas in the
kitchen.
And I slipped up.
One day this nigga wentupstairs and told us what are
you telling us, mom?
Guess what?
Oh, mom, dad, oh, he farted inthe kitchen.

(48:21):
I was like, whose side are youon?
Like?
And the answer to that question, she's always on her mom's side
.
It's.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
It's me versus them well, you shouldn't be farting
in the kitchen she's gonna rap.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
She's gonna rap uh, who?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
yeah, which ever one of you?
I know this.
I have one story, but have youever had an instance where pain
turned into a roast session?
With pain yeah, where you weredealing with some shit and then
it ended up becoming this funnysituation because everybody's
like man this nigga over with.
And then you realize you'relaughing at the situation

(49:00):
instead of being like seriousabout it.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Let me hear your guys' and I'll think of one.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Mine's.
This is very specific, and myfreshman year of high school or
it was my freshman or sophomoreyear of high school, I think it
was sophomore year I had aninstance where this guy wanted
to jump me right.
Sophomore year I had aninstance where this guy wanted
to jump me right.
So one of my uh, the dudes Iknew back then shout out to

(49:27):
jesse.
He was like he saw, I was likeI felt like mike in the wood
right, because like they hadevery intention, like they were
trying to catch me where I wasgoing to be and and jump me.
So jesse was like man, let themotherfuckers come find us,
right.
So I'm thinking like, all right, cool, you say that, but nigga,
I don't know what happens atthree o'clock if you're going to
step.
So I'm walking and I go to thebasketball courts after school

(49:50):
and the entire fucking John WNorth track team is out there,
right, oh shit.
And Jesse's out there.
He, he puts them up on game.
What's happening?
So the people that were tryingto jump me, they eventually make
their ways out to the courts.
So they look over and they'repointing at me.
Like there he is, and then theygo, the track team goes, y'all

(50:13):
got beef with the little homie.
They look and they let themniggas come over here.
And they all look at them man,niggas ain't going to do shit.
And they all looked at him man,niggas ain't going to do shit.
And they just started talkingshit.
Like look at this nigga.
He was worried and shit, weain't going to let nobody.
And it just turned into thiswhole nigga was scared Like we
ain't going to let you getjumped, nigga.
And it turned into that.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
And I didn't even know these niggas like that.
That's a better ending.
I thought we were going for abra.
No, I thought it was going tobe a bra.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
But they all said, no , we got you.
Like, let them niggas come overhere.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
That's what's up?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
and I remember thinking damn, like I didn't
know, and I believe it was allcaused by Jesse, because Jesse
was kind of connected like that.
But it was also like if we seethis little nigga out here
playing basketball, that's howhe ain't nobody like dangers and
then help that they weren'tblack in basketball so it all
was it almost turned into.
That too was like.
The fact that they weren'tblack was like.

(51:08):
We definitely not, not about tolet you jump so if you know
anything about north culture,the black and brown beef was uh
yeah, it was odd, so like youhave instances where niggas were
your allies and you didn't knowthey were your allies and it
had nothing to do with you, hadeverything to do with your skin
color.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
So so prison yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I was like what.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I didn't think about it.
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I don't know a story like that.
I do know that you know.
A couple years ago, when I hada fracture in my ankle and my
wife said a lot of jokes aboutme, care to share?
No, she heard my face.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I know you were really excited about the um,
that scooter thing.
Oh yeah, you were hyped aboutthat nigga, so I, I was moving,
nigga that nigga.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
So I was moving, I was moving, I was dipping, nigga
dipping.
I was happy to be able to getaround.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I was close.
No crutches was trash.
I think I didn't be trying.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I think the the the funny part about that.
I was I was in dying fuckingpain and uh, it's it's, it's not
similar.
I was in really bad pain fromthe accident and I'm laying up
in the room and the nurse camein there and she was like oh,
let me know if you have to go tothe bathroom or if you want to
shower or anything.
And my wife said I got him andit wasn't even about me, it's

(52:32):
about like bitch like yeah, I'mlike baby, she's just doing her
job like I'll wipe his ass.
I said oh, I mean, if you wantto go, I'll let her do it.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
You think she's going to drag me out in the bathroom,
don't you think?
She's going to waste it.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I said if it did happen, how much do you think?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I mean, if it happened, I couldn't defend
myself because I was on one leg,I didn't have the strength.
The painkillers were there.
I don't know what happened.
I was raped, graped.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Graped.
We don't use words nowadays.
Sorry, I don't have anything inparticular.
I'm usually the guy trying tomake shit lighter In this
scenario.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I was SA'd, but how did she know you liked that one
thing, huh.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
San Antonio Tim Duncan.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
She was supposed to just give me a bath, and then
she got in the bath with me.
I couldn't fight her.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
You got to make that.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
She tried to jack my dick off oh my god, I said nah,
I got that.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
I said damn can we get another nurse please?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
so when was the last time you used laughter to break
tension in a room?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I tried all the time.
I'm not always successful,especially with my wife, like
I'm not in the mood for laughterI'll.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I'll say uh, the one time.
I remember it had to do with,uh, one of our co-workers and a
dispatcher, and our thisparticular co-worker has a hard
time reading rooms.
Oh yeah, oh shit.
So the dispatcher just gotcussed out by a couple of
drivers.
So she was already on alert on10, ready with the smoke, and
this particular co-worker camein and had no idea what would

(54:32):
happen.
So he just came in being him.
He was just like fuck you, madat me for what the fuck I do to
you.
I said, just read the room, bro.
And everyone was laughing.
And I said, hey, hey, bro, noone to back the fuck away.
And everybody laughed becausethey got.
It was like just no, like yougotta know when to back away.
Like because they were like ohshit.
I said you don't see that look.
And you just I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I said you will, yeah , you'll get two of them, maybe
10.
Yeah, that look Oof.
I don't know I'd be doing thateverywhere.
I did that on my job interview.
When I get my fucker laugh,feel like that might have helped
me get the job.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I'm a king of bullshit in job interviews.
That's how I got the job at UPS.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Well, sometimes that backfires.
Oh, you want me to do what?
Oh shit.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
I remember I it was the second interview at Ontario
and the guy I found an anglethat was I usually I would say
things snowballing and I saidsomething about fast food.
He was like, oh man, I workthis fast food too.
I said, got it.
And I just started playing thatoh man, you know, in the rush

(55:48):
hour, lunchtime hour, oh yeah.
And I said I was able tobalance all that.
Still keep a cool, calm head,got through it.
And he was like, yeah, and Iwas like I can tell, I was like
I could tell, I was like I gotthis nigga, I got the job.
I mean six months later but Ihad the job Dragged their feet,
yeah.
And they was like when can youstart Tomorrow?
See you tomorrow?
I said no, it's the same nigga,I didn't think I would actually

(56:10):
start tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
What was next week?
I think I got my job at Knott'soff of some bullshit.
I told that nigga some bullshit, because he asked that stupid
question like about being drunk.
If somebody was at work andthey were, you know, smelled
like alcohol or something, I waslike I'm not going to assume
that they're drunk, they mighthave diabetes, it's like.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I never thought about that.
They rely heavily on handsanitizer.
That shit's like.
That shit's strong.
That's what I learned anythingduring covid strongest shit
strong shit snitch just don'tassume, nigga could be hand
sanitizer some niggas drink that.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
That's the crazy part .
That's when you are down bad.
I don't even think homelesspeople drink that shit.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
That's they drink uh cough medicine like that like
lean, yeah like they'll bedrinking the caught like it was
like from the bottle, like, andthey're like.
Now I'm trying to get a buzzexcuse me.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
I'm like I thought you're supposed to mix.
That I mean you're not supposedto, but you I mean when you are
our mouth of too.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Yeah, they take shots of that shit.
That's crazy.
That's disgusting.
You only need about two shotsand you're fucked up.
I'm going to go try it.
That shit's like 80% alcohol.
It's like 80 proof.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Unless your mouth is minty fresh though.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
What's that fucking movie with John Cena?
And they're following the kidsaround.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Cockwalkers.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
They're like no, you got to take the keg up your ass.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Yeah, that's cockwalkers.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
I said this is wild, the keg up your ass.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Yes, they were trying to follow their kids around
like a crazy whatever partynight and then they end up at a
party where they don't.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
I was like you got the whole cake.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
No, but they put the funnel up and they you know,
because they say you get fuckedup faster, the keister.
Keistering.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I never did it.
I heard about people doing this.
One guy was telling me abouthim doing it.
He used to roll my pills andI'm like he just rarely said
that.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
I don't know what you say yeah we was talking about.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
And then he's like yeah, I used to have my girl put
him in my ass and I was like oh, okay, well nah respect nah I
don't even know what to say nahteach his own yeah she's, she's
down, that's peace.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Oh shit, what makes you do that first?

Speaker 3 (58:53):
I got nothing.
I can't, no, can't keister.
I don't want to say nothingafter keister.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
That's what I'm saying how does Black Joy
laughter fill in your body, evenwhen the world is wild?
Now Black.
Joy, black joy.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
How does black joy what?

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Not black.
Joy to a woman.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
No like.
How does black joy and laughterfill in your body even when the
world is wild?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
and out.
Oh okay, I love to see blackpeople happy.
It makes me happy to see otherblack people happy.
You can say that's racist, butI'm talking about black people,
you can say that's racist, butI'm talking about black people.
It makes me happy.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Even when I'm having a shitty day it's not a racist
thing when I'm in the gym.
I'll tell you the black dudethat is an occupational
therapist.
When he said that to me, he waslike dude, it's working, he's
like man.
Every time I see you, itinspires me.
Inspires me, man, because Iremember what you started like,
it's working that's what's upand it's just that the black man
, the black man, it was workingand he was I know how things are

(59:55):
like.
He's like in my, my job, andlike that, the rate of, uh,
hypertension and and and andheart failure and and and heart
attacks.
He was just like hey, man, likeyou're doing, you know you
doing it.
Shit like that brings me joy,because that means black men and
black men we see each other.

(01:00:15):
Because I tell him all the timeI said dude, you motivate me
when I see you running on thattreadmill, because I can't run
on that fucking treadmill.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
He'll do that shit for 40 minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I don't give a fuck, I ain't doing that shit Right
now.
We'll probably revisit this intwo years, y'all niggas gonna be
all lean and shit, I got myaces on.
Y'all niggas is runners now Idon't I feel great, depending on
what it is, Because I've seensome black joy where you're like
nigga.
This is the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I'm talking about the positive joy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I ain't talking about that, I just want to clarify,
because I've seen some shitwhere you're like to clarify,
because I've seen some shitwhere you're like this is what
we happy about.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Every time I see Nigga, every time I see a video
where a motherfucker's likewe're walking to that Lucy Pearl
song the West Coast.
I like this shit.
That song makes me happy by it,if I just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Oh, you just triggered me.
That song makes me happy.
You know, what makes me happynow is that Law Order dance shit
.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Oh dun dun dun, I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I commented.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I said nigga only only our people can make a dope
dance to the Law Order themesong.
Well, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
And make it look smooth.
I was like that shit maybe itbrought me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
It's not going to go anywhere until when the white
people take it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
They're going to take it.
Oh, they're trying Just be like.
What is this?
I mean, I've seen MarissaCargill say herself do the dance
.
I said, yeah, the same.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
It's never the same.
But yeah, it makes me feelgreat when I see Black Joy.
But, yeah, it makes me feelgreat when I see Black Joy.
I like watching things whereit's like you can see shit
changing, where you're like, oh,that wasn't going to be like
that 20 years ago 15 years ago.
You're like, yeah, and they cantell them.
I like when it be right too.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
I like watching those like when the father's giving
the kid their car and they don'tknow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
I like watching those videos too.
Yeah, so this is how we'regoing to end this.
This is going to be a twoparter.
You ever been clowning withyour boys and realized this is
therapy every time.
I think it's happening rightnow.
This is what I feel like thispodcast is about and to end it,

(01:02:32):
who is, or who in their familyhas an aunt or an uncle, that
can make any function, funeral,et cetera feel like a goddamn
comedy.
Show you, you're that guy.
You can make it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Can make it my dad says I'm that guy.
I'm always one of those dayssome, some shit and I really
just.
I just be talking shit abouthim.
Everybody laugh at him that'strue.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
I've been there.
It was awkward for me, though Iwasn't trying to laugh.
I was like it was funny, but Iwasn't trying to laugh.
I was like I don't know his dadlike that to be laughing at him
.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
You gotta you there when my auntie's there, cause
then she'll start pouting on.
He'll be like oh, it's worsedon't let my grandma be there.
My grandma look here shout outsto my grandma in Virginia that
my last grandma living she is ashit talker.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
When my girls are talking shit,everybody can get the smoke

(01:03:33):
maker.
She is hilarious.
My grandma's hilarious Load aclip.
She's hilarious.
I tell you all.
They think I'm lying.
My first memory of mygrandmother is her drinking
Alizé.
That's my first memory Talkingshit.
Drinking Alizé.
She's the shit.
I love it or death.
She's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Let's do which one which alizé the red one, guess
what's up red bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
It was, wasn't my dad .
Now I don't think.
No, yeah, uncle Fella, he'sstill living.
Uncle Fella is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
I might be around people that talk shit it's clear
, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
I never saw Uncle Fella when it's safe and fun.
Uncle Fella has like this weirdvariation of Bernie Mac with
like, like his voice is like heythere, andy, it's safe and fun.
Uncle Phillip has like thisweird variation of Bernie Mac
with like, like his voice islike hey Andy, uh, uh, andy, uh,
yeah, nick, I heard you Likehe's that that my brother, my
dad, that's my mom's brother.
But like I remember when Igraduated from MI I said I

(01:04:47):
didn't even know my dad and himwere this close.
These niggas went on a randomwalk.
They were like we got to go fora walk.
I said, okay, came back.
These niggas reeked of weed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I was like the infamous walk.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Hey there, andy, when's it going to start?
Man, we're trying to go getsomething to eat at this nigga.
You're like, oh okay this niggayou like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Oh okay, that's how you kick them quick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Huh, yeah, yeah.
And my dad and my uncle used tobe at cookouts.
They'd be the ones who show upearly to get the spot at the
park which set the grill up,make all the food, invite
motherfuckers over and anybodywho got food.
They'll be like look at thisnigga.
Look at this nigga got threeribs.
I'm like you cooked all thiswhat you want him to do alright,

(01:05:35):
we'll end with you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Guys can do impersonations.
Name a favorite family member'svoice like.
Try to impersonate him oh manwe'll end with that like a state
, like a phrase they say, orjust even in the voice they say
damn.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Uh, I can think of my uncle from texas who passed
recently.
I, I actually let's think abouthis shit all the time.
It's just that, nigga, all hewould do.
Uh, you ask him how you doing,he like I'm good.
And then you go one day at atime dress right, dress like

(01:06:17):
this nigga is mr military, makesure all my shit's dress right,
dress, just like nigga.
You've been out for 40 yearsstill trapped in that.
Well he did it fucking 30 yearsso.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
It's not even my, it's my father-in-law.
The way my father-in-law talk,it's fucking hilarious to me, do
the voice?
He's like let me see I'mthinking scenario.
He's like yeah, so I went downto the Costco the other day and
I went to get me some chicken,you know cause you know they had

(01:06:53):
them on sale last week.
And shit, looking at thegoddamn, I said.
I looked up and said all hell,goddamn chicken was $15.
Shit, goddamn chicken every weekgo down and it go up.
I'm like man call your dad so Ican talk to him.
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
I do got a cousin like that, virginia.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
He's in the country too, yep my favorite, my
favorite non-fan member isQuincy.
I'm telling you I'm gonna talkto Quincy this week.
Nigga, I'm gonna call you,cause I see him when I go to
Ontario.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
He does a Quincy impression spot on, I'm going to
talk to Quincy this week.
Nigga, I'm going to call you.
I see him when I go to Ontario.
He does a Quincy impression,spot on.
I'll be like this nigga willtalk to Quincy and then start
talking to us and I'll be likedamn, nigga, is Quincy there?
He's like nah, man, I'm doingthe voice Shout out to Quincy.
Hey man, how you doing man?

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
You know, just working, just working hard.
You know what I'm saying.
Got to get done, all right,quincy, I love old niggas.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yeah, mine is.
It's mainly it makes me thinkof my cousin Sip.
Rest in peace, sip.
I lost Uncle Johnny, my dad andSip within like a six-month
period.
They all died one after theother, but Sip, he used to like
Sip.
If I've talked about him onthis podcast, he was the one
fucker that came to Sizzler andshut it down.

(01:08:17):
He came out here to visit andwent to Sizzler and they made
him leave because he ate toomuch.
But like, I remember all theinstances of Sip where he would
be in the house or be at hisparents' house and he would cook
everything.
He would make some fucking shitfrom scratch here with bacon or
whatever he could find and makethat shit smell delicious.
So I remember he used to go Ayman, ay cool man, ay man, he was

(01:08:44):
like nigga, he about to set youup for something like that.
When you heard that come out, ayman, uncle cool man, nigga, you
about to set you up forsomething like that.
When you heard that come out, Iain't mine, uncle cool man,
you'd be like oh man, this heabout to set you up for
something.
Nigga like, he about to comeout with some bullshit to tell
you to get something off like.
But when you heard that I ain'tmine like, but that's the saint
louis thing, so shout out to my, my saint louis people.
Whether you hear that I ain'tmine, you'd be like oh, here we

(01:09:05):
come my cousin's homeboy used to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
He's mr crit, but that nigga talk like I was like
old school.
I swear to god.
I swear to god, nigga, do youreally talk like that?
Yeah, them niggas came around.
You know, I'm saying oh, thisnigga is in the trenches.
It's not God, it's God.

(01:09:28):
It's what God could.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
So, with that being said, this has been episode 212
of the Heavyweight Podcast.
Again, sometimes you got to beable to laugh through the pain.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I'm going to just tell white people.
And they took they took AuntJemima off the syrup, so you
just gotta deal with crackerbarrel yeah, yeah, yeah they
took the white guy off thecracker barrel.
They got mad yeah they mad?

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
they weren't mad at craig oates, though craig oates,
or, apparently, or craig oates.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Was it american eagle or american, I don't know, just
laugh it off.
The jeans and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Laugh it off.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
They weren't they.
They didn't seem Too inducedthey.
They seemed fine with that.
They didn't like that we were.
Everybody else was up in armsabout that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
So deal with it.
Yeah, just laugh.
Sorry, didn't mean to cut you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
But yeah, sometimes you to be able to laugh through
the pain.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Pop on show niggas.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Again.
Des can be here, but she's withus in spirit Always.
As always Like, subscribe like,Except when she's here Comment,
share all that shit.
All that shit Till next time.
We love you Peace.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Peace, peace, peace and fish grease.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Damn.
I channel my Uncle Johnny.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Ooh, i'all, that's how she wrote, so make sure to
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We're on the Austrian platform,so until next time, well, I'll
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