THE HONEYMOONERS WELCOMES RAT SKATES

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Episodes

January 31, 2024 1 min

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“Okay let’s wrap season one with one simple takeaway…”

 

“We want peace? Then there has to be order to the disorder.”

 

“Our crazy ego's are grand, and they’re high - but not exalted, and can not be ruler!”

 

“He sent His Son here to free us from this hair-brained thinking!”

 

“We're NOT the authors of life...so let's stop tryin’ to run it for others.”

 

“We're th...

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“The Evil One LAUGHS at how he gets us to confuse forgiveness with responsibility.”

 

“Forgiveness doesn’t mean we sit by and watch others get hurt!”

 

“Otherwise WE are responsible for allowing it…simple as that.”

 

“Okay, this is last call; its bottom of the ninth, full count, bases loaded and they're battin’ lefty.” 

 

“But it IS written: “we know not the day, nor the hour....

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January 29, 2024 1 min

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“I don’t know…lot of Raccoons come to the lodge meeting every Sunday but still cant get it.” 

 

“The pelt don’t mean nothin’ unless it’s parked on an apparatus of integrity.”

 

“Don’t think because we walk down the street sportin’ a pelt, everybody says “oh look at him he's a friendly Raccoon…what a fine man!”

 

“And then we go turn the corner and we’re snoopin’ around in ot...

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“Brothers, this war may take many years and cost thousands of lives…”

 

“And here in Faber - the lodge - is where the sneak's gonna try to do his dirtiest by twisting the words of the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.”

 

“They’re gonna make up their own thing up like:”

 

“Love is love…”

 

“Is that so...is that so?”

 

“Drag queens invading the kindergarten because they LOVE to exp...

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“These Globalist snakes have been sneaking into the lodge for years and years pretending to be loyal Raccoons, pretending to be devoted to the majesty of the pelt.”

 

“We bought into their act…we even made some of them top brass.”

 

“Nosey…snoopin’ around, trying to shut us down.”

 

“Tax audit on the winner of the three-legged race.”

 

“One of them even snuck into this apartment di...

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“I said it once…and I'll say it again...This is WAR!”

 

“Do our chairmen think this the buffet at the Chinese restaurant, where you only take what you like?”

 

“If they don’t give examples of exactly WHAT is wrong according to the Raccoon book of Sacred by-Laws, well then guess who decides?...feelings decides. EGO decides!”

 

“That’s how the Evil One soft soaks ya into doing...

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January 23, 2024 1 min

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“Brother Raccoons, for thousands of years we been coming to lodge meetings to honor the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.”

 

“But we have a very, very serious problem in the lodge. It’s our chairmen.”

 

“And although they have been ordained with the power of the pelt…”

 

“They squandered it!”

 

“They have become full-fledged yellow-bellies…”

 

“Sure…Sure; ... it’s easy for us to say y...

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January 22, 2024 1 min

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“Every nut farm has a farmer. We keep electing farmers to grow THOSE nuts because can't they can’t grow THESE!”

 

“Okay so we elect members of Congress; wait, wait wait; that’s not an accurate word…”

 

“Members of Silver Oaks, that’s an accurate word.”

 

“And they have 2 separate membership roles that WE pay for:”

 

“We pay this side to take away our freedoms; what have we bee...

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“Enough of the Trans stuff for a little while; I feel my liverwurst sandwich comin’ up...”

 

“But let’s just peel back one more layer of these onion-heads.”

 

“They’re always crying “we want equal rights”, “life is treating us UNFAIRLY...”

 

“Good gosh!”

 

“Veterans get one day; pride gets a whole month.”

 

“Who's this unfair to again?” 

 

“These are totalitarians posing as victim...

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“So fortunately, because of the wicked root of the trans-testicle, we can appreciate something we were all granted that is beautiful…”

 

“Awareness! We spot fake things!”

 

“We're hard-wired to stop and question fake things because they fool people into what is not safe.”

 

“We can walk safely through reality; not re-imagined fantasy!”

 

“And let's also put this out there...

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January 17, 2024 1 min

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“So... you’ve their latest word ruse, right? “Love is love...Love has no limits'...”

 

“Translation: it is acceptable for us to have sex with your children!”

 

“Make no mistake: it is children they have in their pubic crosshairs!”

 

“And when one of them comes strollin’ into the public rest room while your daughter's in there…”

 

“Take this very very seriously, it not jus...

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January 16, 2024 1 min

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“Here's somethin’ ya probably never thought of: The Evil One has no gender…”

 

“There's a give-away hiding in plain sight, right?’

 

“Says a lot about what they're doin’…”

 

“When the rainbow trans-testicle was in the closet, their life's obsession was to please their genitals.”

 

“But this is a mental sex disorder that we’ve made worse because we buy into them ...

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“So as reality shows us: there’s not a wide range of genders.”

 

“There are two genders and a wide range of mental disorders!”

 

“It says right in The Good Book: “A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.”

 

“And since none of the other mental conditions use visuals, the hardest part about all this is not laughing in their face.”

 

“This is THE most hilarious charade t...

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January 12, 2024 1 min

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“Yep...it was one of them trans-testicles.”

 

“This could be Broadway’s longest running comedy: "Nuts on Display"

 

“Problem is they’d be playin’ with their display of nuts in front of a live audience.”

 

“All this Trans stuff is very awkward, and it's very uncomfortable. But for who the most?”

 

“Suppose I’m in a restaurant and one of them comes up and asks me where...

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January 11, 2024 1 min

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“And guess who knocked everything off the top of the ice box? Marshall, with my golf club!”

 

“But anyway we went over to Silver Oaks, we're hitting up hill, down hill…and this gorgeous woman walks by...va-va-va voom!”

 

“Must have been a Miss America or somethin’. Short skirt…everyone lookin’ at her knees. Nothing like that in the navy.”

 

“Made Rita Weidemeyer look like Al...

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January 10, 2024 1 min

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“So, we have established that the Evil One is runnin’ their show...absolutely, positively and certainly.”

 

“So does that mean they're possessed?”

 

“Let’s put it like this: don’t underestimate the stupidly out there when an un-used thinking apparatus becomes a dormant organ.”

 

“If you're just a mental case, yeah you do stupid things, but you don’t do everything you ca...

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January 9, 2024 1 min

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“This should be a familiar sound” 

 

“Truth is just like the efficiency system.”

 

“Their woke ego tries runnin’ the whole thing, then the truth shows up.”

 

“Dum-dee-dum-dum”

 

“But when it goes off, boy do they get steamed. What do they do?”

 

(Long buzz)

 

“Let it ring, ring, ring but they're not answering it…even though it's playing their song.”

 

“Ego despises truth, becaus...

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“I’ll tell ya why they want to control our speech….because they’re scared that we will replace deceptive words with accurate words.”

 

“Like the word “Free”; there’s a good one to start.

 

“They throw that word around more than Johnny Bennett’s stickball team.”

 

“Anytime they say free, they’re soft-soakin’ ya. Nothing the commie left gives ya is free, Nothing! It's confiscated ...

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January 5, 2024 1 min

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“You know what’s a main thing in the DNA of the Left? TAKING!” 

 

“You’re not gonna find one instance - not one - where they freely give something without having forcibly taken away something first.”

 

“That's called THEFT.”

 

“Everything you do has to be THEIR business?”

 

“That's called nosey”

 

“They wanna tell you what words to use?

 

“That’s called slavery!”

 

“Where is their ...

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“And only 3 (long) blocks away from the subway is the level 10 federal play-pen.

 

“33 Kosciusko Street. The apartment of Alice's mother.”

 

“I know that may seem like a cruel and inhumane place to quarantine leftists, but it was approved by the Geneva convention article 6 regarding use of military-grade pacifiers to shut up nosey blabbermouths.”

 

“I guess Mammy Y...

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