The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia

Episodes

May 4, 2025 44 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • Being addicted to fart videos on Instagram
  • Purchasing a replacement wall clock due to ticking
  • The Half-Shirts yelling at our yard guy
  • More concert tickets procured
  • Seeing a John Waite show with Toney
  • All that and four new calls to the hotline from Chris, Patrick, Eugene, and Ian

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In this one I tell you about:

  • An impromptu trip to Baltimore for a baseball game
  • A celebrity someone bizarrely said I look like
  • What we want after we pass away
  • Not-Our-Kitty is now in springtime outdoor mode
  • All this and three new calls to the hotline

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In this one I tell you about:

  • My weekly conversation with my parents
  • A discussion about a disturbing carnival sideshow my dad saw as a kid
  • The completely bonkers dream I had a few nights ago
  • An email I received from Krispy Kreme that fired me up
  • An interesting (while somewhat disappointing) documentary I watched about a mind-blowing discovery in 1978

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March 29, 2025 52 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • A concerning text message my dad sent me
  • The much-needed spring-cleaning of my car
  • My latest oil-change adventure
  • Preparing for Opening Day of baseball season
  • Some memories of Reds games I attended
  • An absolute classic baseball-themed voicemail
  • A fresh new call from Jason in Austin

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Backsliding with the fast-food embargo
  • The removal of a popular phone app has improved my quality of life
  • Additional baseball tickets purchased
  • Our big day out in the resort community of Allentown
  • All this and two fresh new calls, from Nick and Ian

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March 7, 2025 45 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • The breathtaking stench I came home to, and the scary aftermath
  • Return of the clothes dryer trouble
  • Some concert and baseball tickets I recently purchased
  • All that and three great new calls, from Jason, Ian, and Jill.

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February 25, 2025 34 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • The not-our-cat hollering outside after midnight
  • Arrival of my Real ID driver’s license
  • My dreaded eye doctor appointment
  • Tickets we procured to see one of my favorite bands
  • Tickets I’m hoping to procure to see one of my favorite comics
  • The return of Reds baseball

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February 12, 2025 43 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • My thoughts on the Super Bowl
  • The predictable ordeal of activating my new phone
  • Fresh new calls to the hotline, from Jason and Simon

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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January 27, 2025 33 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • Our second trip to Kennedy Airport in NYC
  • The younger boy’s Euro Flu
  • Attempting a cell phone upgrade
  • All this and a fresh new (and exceedingly bizarre) call from Russ

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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January 13, 2025 52 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • My continuing pursuit of the perfect midnight snack
  • A perplexing urination mystery
  • My reactions to the Best Albums of 2024 lists
  • The younger boy in England, so far
  • Finally purchasing a product I’ve been curious about for 15 years
  • Ordering a phone case for my dad
  • All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • How these midweek holidays are messing me up, man
  • Getting Christmas in the rear view mirror
  • Cutting the cord
  • The international database finally let me down
  • A thoughtful gift from Mrs. X
  • An apology I’m compelled to make
  • All that, and a couple of interesting sound files I wanted to share

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • The stuff we’re watching during the Golden Age of TV
  • The many super-popular movies I’ve never seen
  • The frustrating lack of baseball news
  • The ads I keep seeing that almost turn my stomach

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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December 9, 2024 63 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • A bunch of ridiculous and/or traumatic gym class memories
  • Along with four fresh new calls to the hotline, from Ian, Zipp, Clinton, and Jason.

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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December 2, 2024 41 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • It’s my birthday month!
  • Thanksgiving at the House of Kay
  • The not-our-cat using my gut as a springboard
  • A birthday visit to our favorite bar/restaurant
  • Accidentally breaking Toney’s favorite mug
  • All this and a fresh new call from Jill in Pennsylvania

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • My bank card being declined while paying for lunch
  • The season premier of a ludicrous TV show I never miss
  • Infuriating trouble I'm having with a streaming service
  • Being shamed by a 16-year-old Paul McCartney
  • All that and a fresh new call from our old pal Patrick

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In this one I tell you about:

  • The latest on my fox-damaged car
  • Or was it even a fox?
  • Update on the John Waite show
  • End of the baseball season
  • Our election experience
  • The annoying “brother” of not-our-cat

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about the first two days of our just-completed Myrtle Beach trip. This time I actually took good notes.

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In this one I tell you about:

  • The advice I need about the home computer weirdness I’m experiencing
  • The super-important semi-plans for our upcoming Myrtle Beach trip
  • No respect for my traumatic interstate fox encounter
  • A concert I’ll be attending on Saturday
  • Season 4 of Slow Horses on Apple TV
  • All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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October 15, 2024 49 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • A flu shot clinic and the latest visit to my doctor
  • Our trip to Cooperstown, NY
  • Visiting a craft brewery in Cooperstown
  • Hitting an animal on the interstate at about 70 mph
  • All this, and two fresh new calls from the hotline

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about:

  • My quickie trip to West Virginia
  • Trying out the highly-rated hot dogs with my dad
  • A humiliating experience engineered by my mother
  • Deciding on a restaurant with my parents
  • The audiobook I listened to while driving
  • My thoughts on the death of Charlie Hustle

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