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May 15, 2024 • 34 mins

TINY COX: On this week's episode of the Mason Cox Show, Brayden and Mason look ahead to a massive round off footy including, Mason's mighty Suns in Darwin, the blockbuster between Sydney and Carlton, and recent rivals the Giants and the Dogs!

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hey, legends, welcome back to the Mason car Show. Big
preview episode for you today. We got Sydney and Carlton
to match up over at SCG and Sydney, We've got
Adelaide and Collingwood do get out at the MCG in Melbourne.
And then we're gonna go fan questions. Yes, there's one
about dating and how getting crabs on a first day
that is a we're gonna dissect that one. We're gonna

(00:27):
break it down, as you might say. And also don't
forget to subscribe to the podcast and download this so
you can get an update every single time. We got
a new episode out twice a week. Anyway, without further ado,
let's get into the pod. Okay, Legends, let's get straight
into the previews of the week. We got some big

(00:48):
games coming up. Brighton, what what are we starting with? Big?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Big, big games? And we're starting with gold Coast v Gelong?
None bigger. I'm in t Io in Darwin. Gold Coast
have a really really good record up there and Geelong,
I don't know, they might be struggling a little bit. Yeah,
I feel like if they lose to this is my logic.
I'm trying to figure out who's going to win. This

(01:13):
almost could be. I'm pretty confident in this because you
go Geelong lost in Port, lost to Port at home.
Gold Coasts have already been up in Darwin. They're acclimatizing.
They came out, they got a nice little tasty opener
against North just to get themselves right up into the occasion.

(01:34):
And now they're going to have to throw everything at Geelong.
And I reckon that gold Coast Sons will beat Geelong
this week.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh that's a statement. No, I do agree. Well, they're
defeated up t they're one from one. Yeah, I mean
if the record.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Shows they've been good up there, they've been good. I
reckon they should sell all their games to Darwin.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Maybe that's going to be the twentieth team. Who knows.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, they did talk about that. My housemate, who's not
a footy fan, was like Google how many people live
in Darwin. And then I was like, yeah, maybe they
shouldn't have a say because there's more people in like Canberra.
You could have a Canberra team.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh go crazy mate, I'd say something stupid like that.
Now I've got Gorco signs beating Geelong. I think it's
going to be one of the I guess you could say, yeah,
one of the upsets of the round, one of the
biggest ones. We'll move to the next game now, this
is the juicy one Friday Night's Sydney versus Carleton sc G.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
This is a tasty little treat, isn't it. I reckon
this is my game of the round. Not that we
do that, oh, the Cox game of the round. We
just do everything, but yeah, interesting one. Carlton kind of
limped across the line last week, just got there, held on.
But Sydney. Sydney have been pretty dominant at home SCG.

(02:53):
Smaller ground, harder for the big key Fords to get space.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I think that's going to work against them. So you're
gonna have to rely on your kids to kick a
bit more goals. Now can they do that head to
head with Sydney's mids. I don't think so. So I'm
going to go Sydney in this one.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, that's I think it's all going to be one
in the middle of the ground. It's going to be
at midfield versus midfield competition. There were some of the
best mids going at it, but.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
That hurt his hand in the game last week. So
if he's still got a lingering hand injury, if.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
You need a glove, I know guy, and he comes.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Up against Brody Grundy, so we know he's an elite Ruckman's.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Very elite rockman. Well, I'm going to go with Sydney
at home. Yeah, you got to take Sydney in this one.
It's tough to look past. Then we'll move it to
the next game. Collingwood versus Adelaide, the old mcg I
think you know who I'm going to pick on this one.
We have had quite a few injuries in the forward line.
We will mention that. But yeah, obviously playing for colling
I think I'm gonna gonna choose us.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
You have had some absolute barn burners of late with Adelaide,
some close, close games, so no doubt there'll be a
bit of spice to it, a bit of flavor. I
will Collingwood, but I don't know. I would not be
surprised if this was a really close contest. Who are
you matching up on in the.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Rock O'Brian has come off fifty six hitouts last week.
Fifty six the old plumber. That's that's a decent little
run they did get the draw, So that's maybe an
exhausted I guess from that, who knows, but.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
That he's got that's a lot of rock contests that
he's in.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Last week, there's ninety six between the two big rockmen.
That's just an insane you'd be exhausted. Luckily I play
second rock so that should help. But yeah, credits O Brian,
he's he's a good rockman, intelligent fellow saw him over
at a live golf a couple of weeks ago. He's
doing his oh I think he's doing his NBA or
his doctorate or something like that. That man is a genius.

(04:49):
I think he's just one of the smartest men in
the afel at.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
The moment that time that he sent nickname.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Not going to go there, not going to go there
tech wise questionable times, but very intelligent human being.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I like it. I really like the big big rucks.
How would you if you know if he's clearly informed
he's got fifty six hitouts? Is there a moment in
time as like the opposing ruck that you like, I
can't do anything to win this rock contest. I need
to like nullify it or do the mids just start
trying to row the ruckman that's getting all the hitouts.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's a real awkward feeling. This has happened to me
in my lifetime and my career. When if you get
to a center bounce and they go let's just lock down,
that's just sign you're going pretty shit. Oh man, that's
the rough days. It's the rough days. Go what about
this hit? It's just like down. It's just like down,
big fella.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's rough.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh man. But that's yeah, that's my experience. Anyway, We'll
move on to the next game, GWS versus the Western
Bulldogs in Sydney. Western Bulldogs are massive win last week
and the media is off from this week. You know,
the medium is off this week. But they do go
up against a formidable opposition GWS at Sydney, So this
is gonna be a interesting one. I can't go past

(06:04):
GWS winning this one.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's an old rivalry this one, well, an old rivalry,
probably about as older rivalry as GWS can have because
they're obviously a young team. But yeah, I see GWS
winning this one because if we follow form that I've
been saying for weeks now, all Dogs had a good
game last week, so on form. They should have a
terrible week this week. All the pressure is heaped back

(06:29):
up onto the coach and we do the whole thing
again for another week, and then it flips it and
we just follow the pattern. So the trend is your friend,
and the trend is saying gws will bounce back and
bulldogs will bounce back.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Is this not your cocklock?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Don Okay, it's very obvious. A couple of cocklocks coming up.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I just want just want to beat you in there
a little bit. Maybe I could get them early.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Look at that. We got some locks coming up.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
The next one saying killer versus free over there at Marvil.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
The Rossie Lion cup.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
The Rossy Lion cup.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's a good is actually just a vase sticking out.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And a couple of broken stocks.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Do you see the guy's giving him ship for wearing
the really righted Hell yeah, the press conference wearing burkey's,
and the guys from over the fence just fans with
chirping him about wearing burkeys and shorts to the press conference.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't know him, and him and dim to just
combine their affolds and get maybe some jorts in some
broken stocks and the McDonald's T shirt. I think that
would be the ultimate.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hear breaking news the Gold Coast Sons they're gonna change
their kit. What they're talking about changing their kid. They
don't want the McDonald's the sun with the red and
the yellow. They're gonna They're thinking about coming up with
a new design and changing their kit after all this time.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Jeez, can I get some on that? As their number
one supporter, maybe I feel like I should give some.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
They might lean back into more of a McDonald's looking sider.
They might be getting the big golden arches across the
front or something.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
They need to get some kind of financewers up there.
That's a big sponsor. Anyway, we have here Sant Kilder
versus Free Saint Kildo got the loss, got the l
against Hathorne last week. Freer. Obviously it's been a very
tough time for them and what's happened. I'm going to choose.
I'm actually got Freer. I'm They're going to rally around
each other, They're going to get a bit of a
bit of love that they need, and they're going to

(08:32):
travel as a team. I think it'll be a good
little bonding experience. To beat Saint Kilda over there at Marvel.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I think over there, I feel like Frio is a
good traveling team. And I don't know what the flip
Saints are doing because I've been backing them in Oh
you know what you're gonna get, You're gonna get pressure.
Like they're a good competitive team. They've just been losing
by a goal here and there. Yeah, I feel like
that's a bit more fraudulent than I thought, because yeah,

(08:59):
they're just not getting it done. They've won stuff all
games this year. I feel like Ross is gonna tear
paint off the walls this week.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Is this is this the team you have no faith
in this year? Is this year like just the team
you don't want?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, it started off being like aside from North and
West Coast and all the ones that guaranted. Yeah, okay,
it started off as Essendon and started off as Essendon,
and now I've flipped around, like I think with the
frauds and Saint Kilda were good. I think it's actually
the other way around. Kilda is like proving to be frauds. Wow, Okay, anyway,

(09:37):
I'm saying, Marvel.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Marvel, winner of this great alright person you can't choose
iron Man in this one. Brother, it doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
No wins this game. Good team, good defense, good forwards,
good midfielders.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Coach, we need to start agreeing on all these. Let's
get some opposition ideas here. Okay, we'll go to the
next game, Brisbane versus Richmond at the Gabba.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
So let's let's not cock lock the same game. Are
you cocklocking this one or the next?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
The next one?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
You can't col game Brisbane that come out and annihilate
Richmond this weekend at the Gabba. There's only one result
this can be, and this is classic Brisbane. Fill your
boots up. Joey d is going to kick five, Charlie
Cameron's going to kick six. Some of their midfielder is

(10:32):
going to rack them up. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be.
It's going to be a rough watch for Richmond now.
Stuff And I'm going Richmond on this. Yes, you best
believe it.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
They've won a Grand Final up there at the Gabba,
so therefore they're going to be okay I think on
this one. And uh yeah, they don't get the chocolate
over bris.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
They have enough players to put on I don't.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Even know, but I'm just gonna choose them Dusty kick seven.
Who cares.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's gonna be one of those things every week they're
like the Dusty Wine back the club.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
And then Curve is going to get a hundred hit outs. Yeah,
all right, we'll move into the next one. Esson versus
North Melbourne at Marvel Stadium. Essen sitting third on the ladder.
I don't think a lot of people have picked that preseason.
Credit to them and some of the movements and shifting
they did over the offseason. Now, oh man, are you
gonna now you've already done your car I'm gonna know

(11:27):
I'm gonna not say this.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I'm not going to not get a bit of a
close one. Last week I said Western Bulldogs, which at
the time seemed controversial. They had all the tabloids talking
about it. But this week, you know.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, well I'm going to go obviously on this one.
North Melbourne. Essen's just inform. It's gonna be tough to
beat them at Marvel. Both have experience there at the stadium,
but it's tough.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Look pass us, well, we know they're going to kick
probably aout one hundred and thirty points. Yeah, so you
know it'd be pretty hard for North to be able
to beat that, so I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, We'll move on to the next one versus Hawthorne
and Adelaide over. This is Mason Cox's cock clock of the.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Week, risky on an absolute terror.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, Adelaide, though Port Adelaide just beat Geelong at Gelong.
They're on just a steam or all at the moment.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Port better at gm hb A so far statistically this year.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
That one, yeah okay.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
But yeah, now I'm gonna tip Hawthorne this week.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, Yeah, Hawthorne is informed. I'll give him that. See
them beating Port Adelaide at home.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
On this one to round out the week.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
What a credit to us for not cock clocking this game.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
What a game to finish on West Coast v. Melbourne
at Optus Uh yeah, Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Interest. I'm just gonna love this little I mean hardly read.
We keep talking about every single week, and he's getting
a lot of experience against some of the best meds
and he's gonna have Petruca this week. The Trucka kicked
five last week, casual.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
And put truck A fourd again.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It depends how they're gone. I think you just keep
him in the middle, just to chill, keep in the
middle until you get a comfortable lead, hopefully, and then
you can put them forward if you want to wrest him.
But Harley Reed's getting a lot of you know, he's
playing with some of the best players in the league
every single week, and it's a great experience for him,
I think, well to play against you know, last week
he had you know, Pendle's in the middle, He's probably
taken a few notes in the you know, the vision

(13:21):
he needs to watch them after that. And you know
he's got Trucka this week, you're playing Cripson. It's just
I think for him it's a it's a real learning
year if you can. I mean, he's playing really well,
obviously is with a team that's not going as well
at the moment, but you know, playing at some of
the best mids, taking a few kind of little tidbits
from their game after playing him, I think is gonna
make him even better come next year. So I think

(13:44):
that's that's one thing I'm gonna really enjoy watching is
him blossoming over the next few years. He's a hell
of a hell of a player and absolute gone, He's
gonna be one of the best in the comp but yeah,
you can't go past Melbourne winning this one at West Coast.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I wonder if Pendalls gives advice. I remember back in
the day he gave Adam Treuloor advice when he lined
up against GWS. That was very nicely. It was almost
twenty years ago now, but yeah, it's pretty hard to
go past Melbourne. Melbourne, they probably need you need to
smash these to get the form to carry into the.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Rest of the games.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Anyway, that's it for the preview.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
That is it. Now we're going to move into one
of our favorite bits, and to be honest, our favorite bit.
Here's the fan questions. We're here to get back of it.
We have giving back on the pod. We want to
hear from the people that listen in all the people
do the due diligence of listening through this whole podcast.
We want to just hear your questions to be able
to give you answers.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Look it to my veins because yeah, I did notice.
I do check in on the YouTube comments and they
said Brandon touches the mic a lot, so you need.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
To stop doing that feedback.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
So I've been doing that a lot intentionally this week
through both podcasts. I like to adjust it and move
it around. But yeah, no, most stuff's good for you,
Most dating stuff bad for me. But let's jump into it. Okay,
the footy questions. First off, the rank, Why doesn't cullin
would do songs for the goals? And what would yours be?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That's a good question. Up Brisbane does it the gab
and I love it. I think it's cool and the
fans get into it and everything else because they learned
the songs for each player. And yeah, you got John
Denver plays up there. I think for Jordana or someone No,
Jordana instructed Bee. It is Charlie, Charlie's.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Country.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, country road, that's what it is. I would I'd
have to be like, you know, I think Born in
the USA is an easy one. But maybe Miley Cyrus
Party in the USI I think would be pretty good. Yeah,
I'm gonna chose that one. Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
No T Swift, that's I don't know, that's.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Pretty controversial in there, But she doesn't have a song
that's dedicated to just America.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
That one was from Tray Trasy gren g. What do
players talk about with the opposition after a game?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Oh, it's an interesting one. So you talk about trash
during the game, but then there's like the ultimate respect.
I think after it, well, you usually asked the question.
I always ask about how their families are doing and stuff,
because I think we're all like, you know, we're all
have the same job, just for different colors.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
You listen and know and stuff. Are you one of
those guys he has a family?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Good? Yeah? Good? And then actually pay attention. I think
like whenever you usually you talk to the people who
are playing agains. So it's usually the other big guys,
you know, the key backs of the of the rockman
or maybe the other key forwards. You know, they have
similar roles to you. But yeah, you usually check in
on the family and stuff. What are you be able
to man, It's it's pretty good. I think over the
weekend I had Brass. We're chatting after it for a

(16:31):
little bit, and he's a very lovely human. I was
asking me if you've been fishing lately. He said, no,
I've got two kids at home and I can't do that.
But at the end, you know, he said, you know,
congress on the premiership, so it's you know, I said,
you know what you know? One for one both of us,
you know, so we both have one, so not one
for one on one for two. But now it's it's
it's a mutual kind of respect and I think people

(16:52):
would be amazed. It's just you know how chill it
is and just how much you kind of just look
at each other as normal humans.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Old normal humans. That one was from linn Abdu. That's
probably way wrong, nailed it? Do your parents stay with
you when they're in Australia and do they do your
head in?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
No, my parents don't stay with me. I have a
very small apartment they're staying, so no, we don't have
enough space. But no, they don't do my head in.
I do find it funny though, as soon as my
parents come in town. The Collingwood media team love it. Yeah,
it's a bit of content, filthy fill on the mic.
They give him a camera and tell them to just
waltz around the MCG and just have a video of
himself scream and left, right and center and then you

(17:33):
hear my mom stress the background, O god sah. It's
it's always good to have the parents in town. They
enjoy it and it's it's cool for them because they
don't get to experience AFL in the US as much.
They have to talk to people on the streets and
talk to people at the cafes whatever it is, Whereas
whenever they come here, everyone knows about what they're talking about.
So it's it's a bit of like a fool on

(17:54):
time for them to I guess, just release all their
AFL energy to the people. So if you see my
mom and dad have a child with them, they'll chin
mug with you for hours on end. They love it.
So that's from Nanim.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm glad you said it, because I was looking at
it that whole time, going like, how the hell am
I going to say that? Now? This one we could
think of it two ways, like what would of you
have done? Or what would you do now? I don't
want to do, But what job would you want if
you were not a professional athlete.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I kind of would love to be like a manager
or be in like event space. I think it'd be
kind of cool. I think being in behind the scenes now,
like now they've kind of seen how it all works somewhat.
I think it'd be kind of cool to be like
a GM or at someone who like kind of manages people.
I would love to do like a manager of like
a live golf team, just like travel the world, hang

(18:45):
out with the boys, laid back, very very vague. Yeah, no,
I mean like of an athlete. I think would be
kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Like a player manager. Yeah, I just thought you meant
like a manager at like a paper store.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
But like a player manager of someone who I like
makes enough money to financially.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Uphold me, like a good player.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, like if you were to manage me, you know, through.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Doors and ride coattails.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
You said it, not me. What was that from go
Ahead Tearing and Gorge? Thank you so much for that one.
What else we got?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
What was with your attempted smother? The fans loved it?
That's from Alistair Mitchell.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah. Look they're not They're very few and far in between.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
It was a real diver.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
It was a real dive superman. I was like, please
kick the ball so I don't have to do this,
and he did, but just late, so I did have to.
I will give credit to Braydon Maynard. He's on the
bench and he dragged me up off the ground because
it takes a long time for me to get off
the ground. He did drag me back up, and yeah,
it got a little plause from the from the crown,
I think you just don't see big fellas doing the

(19:48):
full Superman dives smother very often.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I just think, God, thank god he did kick it,
because imagine the candy would have been.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, well maybe I just had an angle where like
I just kick him if he try to get back inside.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
You didn't touch it?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I did touch it? Yeah, you did say touched.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Did you touch it?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I don't know if you get a statistic for something
for that to help for you, because.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Did you actually touch it?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I did touch it?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Y Yeah, because when it went I was like, I
don't really.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
It didn't really do much, but because it went to
it straight to Crispy's hands. Yeah, I'm not sure if
we turn it over or not, but yeah, that was
you don't You don't see it very often from the
big fellow.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
This is a good one because we get to see
if we get the truth.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Jeez, what do we got?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
As the nutritionist listening what do you eat in a
typical week? And do you have a nutrition plan?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Don't really have a nutrition plan? I would say, per se,
what do I eat the typical week? A little uber
eats maybe two times, two to three times a week.
Not that we're shouting anyone out, but we do eat
grilled on this podcast quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I see there's achini chips. Aren't as good as I
thought they were for you?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, they're the healthiest you think, key more crusted. It
will be good for you that so much.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
It's a it's a bit of a trap.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
They're delicious, though, delicious.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Send us some I love.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
If we got a grilled sponsorship, they'd be elate. Oh
that'd be so any food. Really, it would save us
so much money.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
This one's thoughts on Taylor Swift's new set list and outfits.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Okay, so there's a lot of Taylor Swift questions that
came out of this you know yeah questionnaire that we
did and oh, I'm just gonna briefly chat over this, right,
And first of all, I want to give a shout
out to my brother. He got a ticket to the
Paris show for one hundred and forty four dollars. What
unreal floor seats just insane they were they were out
of dinners, but he told me, and they were just
sitting there on like stub Hub or wherever it is.

(21:37):
And then magically, like a couple hours or an hour
before the concert, these tickets came up for one hundred
and forty four dollars apiece and he goes sold. They
went and got kibabs, just witched straight to the concert,
got floor seats to see her for the I think
it's like the second or third time at least love
the new outfit has the written kind of wording on
at the white dress. That was pretty cool. And I
do like that she cut down the folklore slash evermore,

(21:59):
because that was just a bit of a lull and
energy I thought in the concert. Yeah, no, it's it's
eras a reputation, real high energy, and I love that bit.
And then it kind of went into this kind of lull.
I think it was like the bathroom bake from everyone. Yeah,
And some of my friends were talking to me, they
were like, that's whenever we scheduled the bathroom break was
during that and she's cut it out, so so hold it,

(22:22):
hold it, hold your bladder good. But that's that's all
I gonna say to Taylor Swift stuff. I've yet to
really do the deep dive. I keep saying I'm going to.
I know it as a Swifty This is actually a sin.
But I haven't done the full deep dive into every
song of her. You know, the Tortured Hoets Department sounds
like a bit. There's a lot in there. There's a
lot in there to dissect. But I need to go

(22:42):
into a bit of a YouTube rubber hole. I haven't
had the time yet.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I feel like a lot of people are just gonna
have to start shipping themselves at Tennis Swift concerts.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Now.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
That was from Jessica. Was the last one? Molly Goldfish
was that one? And we're moving on to the next one.
In your opinion, what's the greatest movie of all time?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh man, greatest movie all the time? Inception was really good.
That's a that's a killer movie. Super Bad one of
my favorite Shawshank Redemption. Can't go past that one. That's
just an absolute classic classic. What do you got?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
My favorite ever? And I was like a film student.
My favorite artist My favorite movie ever is Dumb and Dumber.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
That's so odd brand for you, it's not even funny.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I have I quote the whole thing over and over
on the moon when he sees the poster of the moonland. Oh,
it's classic. That way, just the small stuff. He comes
out of the he comes out of the service station
and there's people drinking big guls. He's like drinking big gulps. Huh,

(23:48):
all right, and then like walks up all good.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
It works. It was it.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
It works every time. That's That's what anchor man and
that was the real Jaky Stingray. What's your celebrity lookalike?
From Benji?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I actually don't know this one. There's a Cowboys coach
that looks exactly like me. But I used to look
like Justin Bieber back in the day. Not so much anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Just the heck yeah, just the I feel you.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I swear you maybe the big show from the w W,
A big show, like six foot eight. I the tallest
person I know.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I swear there's a tennis player. Sometimes people sent through yeah,
shack a day height. You got the height yea. Yeah.
I feel like some people have sent us through tennis
players and stuff. We get sent through something. I'm like, oh,
that is really you. I feel like just white American
with brown hair. That's and that's pretty much very specific

(24:43):
most of those guys. Thoughts on Baby Reindeer that's from Fiona.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I did watch it very oh man, it kind of
made me feel uneasy stuff and it's kind of like
Saltburn I haven't seen. Oh man, there's just some stuff
on that I think I want to watch it. I
don't know, Like there's some things you just don't like
to have.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
You sow the scene where he's like licking the bottom
of the bathwater.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
There's another thing with this grave that I won't get into.
That was just the wild scenes loved it. Wild Scene
said it was funny. How do you how do you
shake that character into the next role? Did you see
a miracle?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
The real Martha was on yes.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Double so Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
She like fully denied the whole thing and said like
he's obsessed with her and that she only wrote him
one letter, and then Piers Morgan's like, he's got like
one hundred and four others that he can just take
the one that you claimed you wrote and compare it
to the others. She's like, nah, he probably wrote them,
and then not flattering for her, she sent eighteen tweets.
She's like Philippoo's managers and then yeah, just denies a

(26:01):
lot of stuff when clearly Netflix would have proof before
they put it out there, because you can't get done
for defamation.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Based on a true story, which I'm not sure. Like
when we see based you know like how much you
can go over the top and you know how much
you can come.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I'm guessing that he played the voice voicemail messages to
the actress that played Martha so she can get her
voice right. That's an assumption on my behalf. But it's like,
surely he would have all the voicemails, the emails, the
all of it.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
It would be documented in some kind of police report.
Surely it's all. Yeah, it was not a flattering little
interview for I will say that, and then you know,
you feel bad because it was not a The image
that was portrayed on it was creepy, the starkerness of
it and everything else it was. It was a wild scenario.
If you haven't seen it, I don't know if I
can actually recommend it, to be honest. Yeah, it's been

(26:58):
in the news. It's been interesting. Yeah. Oh rough, rough, rough.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Uh these ones so we've got more terrible date locations.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh yes, we put it out there, like what's the
worst place to go on a data that you've ever
been on a date?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
This one's actually an absolute cracker escape room date. Would
you go to an escape No.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
No chance in hell, especially like an early date in
a relationship. If you realize stuck in a room.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
That you didn't like them early. Oh no, I guess
it gives you more incentive to solve the like.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
The pretty quickly. I guess. I don't think being locked
up in a room for a first date is a
good idea. What that could be?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
What about drive in cinema?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
The keys?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
What about a drive in cinema?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
A drive in cinema? No? No, I think like any
kind of date that has to do with the car
is awkward. Like you ever tried to give a girl
a kiss goodbye and a car having to lean over
the center console and stuff? So weird, such an awkward goodbye.
I hopefully everyone out there listening is kissing. Yeah, but
like it is such a weird, Like just just walk

(28:08):
it to the door, get out, walk it to the door.
It makes it easier. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I had a shock and drive in cinema first date once.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Did you know what I mean? What do you do?
There's no trucks here that you kind of like like
lay down in the back.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Shouldn't it for starters. Yeah, so laid down in the
front seat. So I said, like, laid down in the
front seat. Yeah, like pull the seat back.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, So I suggested the date, which is the movie
that's on me. Yeah, I'll explain the movie, but I
don't remember what it was. It was so crapy. So
I said, old drive in my car, you can pick
the movie and I'll pay all like nice things. Anyway,

(28:52):
we get there and she picked some crappy movie with
I swear it was like Charlotte Johansson and she it
was all about like this blue crystal and she takes
like these blue crystal like drugs and she gets like
these like ballline superpowers or whatever.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh black Window it was.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
It was that crap. It was the Crabbers movie. Anyway,
I was like, oh, now I got to sit here
and watch this crap. Anyway, I was like getting into position.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
You're the guy at the driving cinema that's actually trying
to watch the movie.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, getting this was at the very start, like that
very very very watch and I was like laying down
in the like trying to get into position, and she's like,
could you just a position? Can you just sit still?
I was like, this is going to be a long date. Anyway.
We didn't really talk at all. Awkward drive back and

(29:42):
she was like, yeah, that was great, let's do it again.
I was like, what the hell? Like, n No.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
My My advice is to the what is it now,
the Moonlight Cinema. If you're going to do a cinema,
don't do the Moonlight Cinema. A little picnic, you know,
get a little rug.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
What you do get is you get your nice little
less and you fill it with about thirty cans.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
They do a shotgun beers drinking. You start doing thirty
thirty is such an aggressive number, braided.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
You might have people you might to share around, but absurd.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
But you sit there at a Bucks party at cinema, well,
the bats.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Fly over the top and they're just it's it's a weird.
There's so many bats in Malta. There's a lot of bats.
We're not gonna you're laying out.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Because you're sitting double after your ten cans out.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
You're laying out in the open and there's like a
million bats flying over and you're just trying not to
get pissed on. It's great, it's a good date. Idea
really convincing here anyway, what's the worst cuisine to eat
on a date? I would say something like a garlic kebab.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
The last one was from Ashnigol, so thank you for
seeing that one. And the cuisine a kebab on the
first date, Yeah, that's not it. I mean Indian Indian
food maybe would be up there. I think there's a
bit of spice to that and it's probably gonna rumble
your stomach a little bit. Ethiopium food, I think is
also one that kind of gets.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
My gut struggling, Like if you're struggling so much for
spice that you just finish eating and you need to
blast a ship. Probably like probably don't ever go to
like an Indian restaurant, ye, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Love the you know, like you get the next sweat's
like the forehead and next just get a.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Normal person meal though, don't be like I need to
get the hottest one that there is three chilies. Give
me that one, please, I need to show how strong
I am on this day. Just get the buttered chicken
like the rest of us get the what do you
get the the nun bread?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
No garlic nuns, no garlic, non bread. Well that's what
was sitting there by Chelsea. She thinks it's a crab boil.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, that's pretty much.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I will agree. That's that's an aggressive one. You get
the bib, you've got to crack. Yeah, you gotta crack
it open. You get like it's not even like on
a plate, it's like on a just on the table,
and you've got to kind of dissect and you do
it with your hands. It's not a very sexy eating situation.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
First dates as a dinner is just like I wouldn't no.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Go And that's why we're all single anyways.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Imagine going and sitting at a dinner with like that's
that lasts a while. You can't be like, oh, actually, ship,
I got to get out of here because I got
a thing on. Like you could with like a coffee
or a drink. You can get dumplings pretty quick, figured
it out. Smashes, but yeah, crab crab, that's going to

(32:31):
be a tough one anyway. I don't want crabs on
dates full stop, full stop.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
All right, Well we're going to finish on that now.
That is an incredible way to finish a podcast. Thank
you so much, Braden, for that, we might have to
clip that one up and use it over and over again.
Tell me I'm wrong, They're not wrong, but no, we
want to give a massive shout out to everyone that's
sitting in answers and questions for us. We appreciate the
love and we do it every single weeks. So make

(32:58):
sure you check out the social shore with a friend.
You can get a shout out on the pod. But massive,
massive thank you to all the fans that did put
some input in there. But that is it for us today.
Massive Game, Massive Round coming up at t Io Stadium
is going to be a.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Rocking Yeah, you're gonna get the job done. The Suns,
the Suns.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Gotta love the Suns and I'm gonna Hey, we need
to figure out Tasmania's jumper, but more importantly, we need
to figure out what the new Gold Coast Suns jumper
is going to be. Changing the colors A big fan
of this, big fan of this.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
You got to keep the colors the original colors, just.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Shift up what it looks around. Maybe you have a
son on your actual jumper.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Logos the Sun.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, but it's not on the jumper.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
It's right in the middle, is it?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
It is my team. Anyway, we're just gonna stop there.
Thanks so much for listening, and everyone, we have a massive,
massive way coming up. You gotta listen in. But make
sure you subscribe to the podcast. This is one of
the most we talked abot this before. We should probably
say on of the biggest things. Yeah, we probably should
download subscribe so then you get the notification. Never come
out with the new one. It comes up as something
to listen to.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Numbers are up, numbers are up.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
A huge fan of that. Thanks, everyone really appreciate that
because we don't exist without y'all. Your the ogs. Love y'all.
But that is it from us today. I have an
incredible week weekend. Hopefully all your tips get up and
hopefully the cock clocks get up to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Hopefully you out plumb the plumber.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Out plumb the plumber.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I'll be playing a lot of four time this weekend, Braden,
so probably not going to plump to.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Kick some guns on it.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I'll do my best, all right, Everyone, have an incredible weekend.
We'll speak to you next week. Peace. So yeah,
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