Episode 13: Cookies for My Orc Neighbor

On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Cookies for My Orc Neighbor by Michele Mills. They talk orcs taking their brides in the dark of winter, robotic writing, Maine, Valentine’s Day is boring, winter sucks, petty complaints, snow storms, writing to serial killers, stalking isn’t cute, stop demonizing big boobs, social media quirkiness, leave pretty people alone, info dumping, BBQ’s in January, gross old ladies, raw dick, HEA’s with babies, that’s not how human’s talk, verbal diarrhea, what color is pepper, Claire gets aggressive, “male standards”, leave takeout alone, Amish propaganda, virginity is a scam, constant recaps, button crack vs ass crack, feminine problems, literally, girly parts, nether lips, trash holes and more! Get ready tentacle babies, the ladies hated this one! . Where you can find us: . Christine is @goodreads_reviews on Instagram Claire is @clairesreviews on Instagram The show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter . Email the show at [e-mail] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode . Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!