Episode 21: Have Tail, Will Travel

On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Have Tail, Will Travel by Nancey Cummings. They talk unhelpful covers, give us more smut, settling, go to therapy, taking your girlfriend and your wife to the same restaurant, arranged marriages, deep throating kebabs, experimenting with aliens, y’all are bisexual, dumb names, lice vs fleas, sturdy females, GO TO THERAPY, feline aliens, what does his face look like, chess is boring, that bitch Amity, confusing war trauma, making a good impression, accountants are soft, big teats, just fuck, claw caps, what is hair and what is skin, defending your wife, the gold diggers aren’t coming, humans are like cockroaches, toxic masculinity, chess isn’t sexy, just have sex, cat sex, basic emergency planning, globe breasts, penis jewelry, blunt dicks, mushroom sizes, condom metaphors, Claire’s PSA, painting wombs, ripping dicks off, dick throwing animals, unsexy bedroom food, cat tongues, Clarity, bloodlust, horrible plot resolutions, and more! Get your cricket bats ready, wolf-babies, we’re fighting aliens! . Where you can find us: . Christine is @goodreads_reviews on Instagram and Threads Claire is @clairesreviews on Instagram The show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram and Threads or @smash_pod on Twitter . Email the show at [e-mail] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode . Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!