Episode 23: How I Met Your Moth-er

On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect How I Met Your Moth-er by Miranda Sapphire. They talk the mothman legend, more cryptids less confederacy, hallucinations, understanding the trans experience, telling your child about your sex life, fuck transphobia, lighthouse keeper is our ideal job, all lighthouses are haunted, do lighthouses have Wi-Fi, Caucasian urges, bison, moth light attraction, it’s all Mercury’s fault, we don’t need fated mates, sausage pockets, tiny arms, lady pockets, group chat lies and secrets, boioioing-ing, novelty t-shirts, helping a mothman, chittering and chirping, Christine logic, antennae, local wildlife, fever dreams, Rob purrs, inter-species beauty standards, proboscis??, straw tongue, hugging an insect, childhood therapy, Christine’s final evolutionary form, chosen family, moth dietary habits, Claire’s erection tracker, confusing sex scenes, trans people are so brave, fun chapter titles, finger nails, anal beads, duck penises, Claire’s getting gayer, discuss anatomy before you fuck, weeping, strap on’s, neon green dildos, pegging, the magic slit, Claire reevaluates our friendship, more claspers, smooth or wavy brains, the weird dick to weird cum ratio must be respected, they’re taking our men, nonchalant child rearing and more! Get your cryptid pants on wolf-babies, we’re talking Mothman this week! . Where you can find us: . Christine is @goodreads_reviews on Instagram and Threads Claire is @clairesreviews on Instagram The show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram and Threads or @smash_pod on Twitter . Email the show at [e-mail] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode . Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!