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April 26, 2023 91 mins
On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Captive Merman’s Promise by Zoey Castile. They talk Claire’s merman infatuation, asshole cousins, vaginal pearls, tongue shaped vibrators, underwater cum rags, instalove done right, bisexual kings, contraceptive tea, levels of horniness, choking, spanking, shitting pearls, cheating fiancée’s, magical holes, and more! Get ready to swoon Wolf-babies, we loved this one! . Where you can find us: . Christine is @goodreads_reviews on Instagram Claire is @clairesreviews on Instagram The show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter . Email the show at Themonstersmashpod@gmail.com with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode . Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!
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