Purple Rabbits, slurp that green tea and hunker down for The Neoborn Caveman Show—your marble-mouthed host Neoborn Caveman (me, myself, the gang) unleashing pro-humanity rants on life's raw underbelly. We kick off skewering "irresistible" hobbies—archery? Blacksmithing? Spare me; real pull comes from purpose, like indoor tomatoes barricading your pad against urban poison, not time-wasting fluff. Then, a gut-punch from Des Moines: illegal superintendent Ian Andre Roberts, $300K salary to shove agendas down kids' throats, handpicked by Dem strings, busted fleeing ICE with a loaded handgun and deportation order—laws exist to shield taxpayers, not spotlight squatters. Fist-bump the Florida task force's record haul: 1 million pounds of cartel coke, $11B gutted, 378 million lethal doses dodged—why pity narco scum when they peddle death? Health gut-check: 8-year Neurology probe fingers low/no-cal sweeteners (aspartame, sucralose) as cognition killers, accelerating brain fog—sugar's no satan; brew ginger-honey truth over lab lies. Europe's EES drops October 12: fingerprints and snaps for U.S. travelers, "security" facade for data grabs—control's the import, not the espresso. Cap with life's unscripted churn: still waters rot, gales renew—ditch consumer cages, root real.
Music guests are: Broken Colours, Perpacity, Sweet Water, and others.Catch it on your pod platform, fire up patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow (free fierce), and question the machine. Satire, truths, tunes: slurp, burp, revolt.
Key Takeaways
- Purpose, Not Pastimes: No room for hobbies—reads, gardens, plants pack purpose, forging shields and souls over aimless arrows.
- School Scandal Unmasked: Unvetted agendas erode education—taxpayer trust demands vetted voices, not armed interlopers.
- Sweetener Slow Poison: Artificial zeros hasten memory melts per science—embrace nature's cane, shun corporate cocktails.
- Biometric Border Trap: EU scans sell safety, deliver surveillance—fingerprint freedom's fade before it sticks.
- Uncertainty's Edge: Life's flows—winds, rains—vitalize; accept your raw self, skip rivalry, grow unscripted.
Soundbites
- "I don't have time for hobbies. Anything I do, it's serious because I don't have time in my life to waste four meaningless things."
- "Promiscuity is a bad thing. It's unhealthy, literally unhealthy... Would you be happy for your kid to sleep around? This is a fork spoon is also sexual, right? What about knife?"
- "Don't consume that much and life won't consume you."
- "It's all about control... Consumption leads towards compliance and compliance will lead to cages."
- "You don't have to compete with others... Look at the nature. Every tree has the right amount of sunlight next to each other, and they don't necessarily go against each other."
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