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Guys, you get 148 episodes in, you're going to start, you're
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Guess the least racist Star Warsmovie.
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Hello and welcome to the Nerdiest podcast, a show where
nerds talk about nerdy things. As always, I'm one of your
hosts, Mr. Jackson Glass, joinedby my ride or die.
As always, the host with the most who's always sleep
deprived, Mr. Nick Bear. And today we're playing this
really fun game that we're very excited about called Guess the
bad movie or Guess the movie based on the bad review.
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Now what we've done is we've both gone to letterboxed and
compiled our favorite one star reviews of movies that we just
chose. They're some of them are good,
some of them are bad, but we don't know.
All we get to hear is the reviewand then guess the movie.
But we also have a little bit ofnews in the live action fight as
they may or may not have cancelled or changed the Snow
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White premiere. Is this movie even coming out?
All that and more in this episode.
Thank you so much for joining ustoday.
But first, I like to say, Mr. Nick Barrett, how are you?
Tired thank you. Classic.
Is this from? Oh yeah, Yoshi's tropical
Island? What a good map.
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Underrated in Mario party Superstars Real.
Is it because it's the default? So true.
Anyway, how am I doing? I'm doing good.
Like I said, I'm a little tired,but it is what it is.
Work's been busy working on content.
I I'm going to have to show you this after I figured out how to
change. So I originally had all of like
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my YouTube video schedule on a Google Doc and I figured out how
to change it to a Google Sheet and I can list everything and be
like, oh, this is a long form, This is a short, this is a live
stream. This is a like member only
video. And then like the status of each
one who's editing it, what the release date is.
It's been a lot better for organization.
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Bro discovered spreadsheets. Yeah.
He's unstoppable. So.
But this week was also frustrating because I needed to
finish my taxes. And fun fact, I owed the
government $65. And then I went through it with
my mom and I was like, that doesn't feel right.
I got like a $900 tax return last year.
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So why do I have to owe them money now?
And then we went through there was something I forgot, like
investments or something that I forgot to put in there.
They got me up to $55 back, which was great until you get to
the end and you realize that TurboTax cost $109.
So I'm still like -50 something dollars that's nice on taxes,
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but it's fine. It's done.
It's over with. And I'm like, you know what, Get
Me Out of here. I'm there's.
Some stuff right now about TurboTax being a scam I haven't
looked into. It I believe it's like a lot of
stuff 100% I low key next year kind of want to learn how to do
the direct file with the IRS so that it's free.
Oh yeah, because 109 dollars to do my taxes, like that's a lot.
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Unless you're getting like a $3000 return, that's not worth
it. Yeah.
So I might want to learn how to do that my own next year.
Other than that, I don't know. Been a pretty average couple
weeks. We hung out last week, but well.
I'd like to talk. About that, when we get to your
section, is there anything else press?
I listen to Empathic musical again all the way through twice.
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So it's Jover for me, man. I'm I'm all in.
That wrapped is cooked. Yeah, it's over.
But you know, it is what it is. So I will now defer the mic to
you. How have you?
Been whoa, all right, I've been pretty good.
Also very busy, as I'm sure you know, if you've been following
the show. My wedding is coming up.
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So there's a lot of lot of prep going on, lots of fun stuff that
I'm so excited about. But this really is like these
next like two months will just be like go, go, go because I've
got to finish school. I still have work.
We got to get the wedding together.
So it's all this stuff just likeall jammed into to like super
fun months, but it's all stuff that has to get done.
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So it's going to be great. All good things, but just super
busy. Work was really busy this week.
But last weekend we did get together.
We went on my bachelor party trip, which was so fun.
It was so perfect. We all had such a good time.
And the only thing that you would ever need to know about me
if, if, if I needed a log line for my life, if someone said,
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what is Jackson like? Here's what I would tell them.
My bachelor party weekend was meand six other dudes, my closest
friends, and we were all together for two days and we saw
dog man together. And not only that, we loved it.
We loved dog man. I am.
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So, so good actually. I'm so pissed at whoever
marketed this movie because theydid a horrible job because all
the trailers made it look like it was just this super standard
like little like kids movie whenit was so funny and so unhinged
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and so like Pete Davidson did great and the humor was like go
go go like it did. There was a joke like every two
seconds and we were cackling thewhole time.
So hey, Dog Man is on digital now.
I think the Blu-ray comes out April first.
I'm waiting for the Blu-ray. But if you have the ability to
watch it, please go see it. It is one of the funniest movies
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I've seen this year. Like it is one of the best
movies I've seen this year, genuinely.
And it's from dream. Like it's DreamWorks, like
DreamWorks is cooking. They did the wild.
It is. It's a DreamWorks movie.
DreamWorks has been cooking and so like dog man Oscars 2026, I'm
going to call it now Dog man peek.
It's going to get if you like, if you like like the Lego movie.
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I'm trying to think of other examples.
The Lego movie, like the Lego movie too.
The Lego movie too, like that kind of like meta humor, but
also like it's kind of random, but it's like super rapid.
The Captain Underpants movie is actually kind of gas.
It's actually really funny, but dog Man is even better than
that. So anyway, if you have the
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chance to see dog man do that. Other than that, we're we just
started going through all of theMission Impossible movies and
honestly, they're very good. We've seen the first two.
The first one is like actually phenomenal, like one of the most
impressive action movies I've ever seen.
Even though it was like 941993. That may be wrong, but it was
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very good. And then the second one is very
not good. And it is the entire movie is
shot in the style of you wouldn't steal a car, you
wouldn't steal ACD kind of thingwhere it's like they can't just
sit on something. It has to always be zooming, it
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has to always be moving. It is like explosion.
So like it's really fun, but it's like peak 2000s action
movie where you're just like, I'm I'm going to believe that
that would happen. I'm going to protect.
I'm going to suspend my disbelief for the sake of this
film because this is fun. But the second one's not great.
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So we're going through all of them because I want to see the
new one in theaters and I've never seen them before.
So update to follow on my Mission Impossible journey.
Also, two side notes. One, I've been a little sick
this last week and ironically enough on the five year
anniversary of COVID last week Iwas sick but I'm just like, I'm
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over it now. But I'm still kind of
recovering. So if I'm a little nasally or I
move to cough or have to suck insome snot, deepest apologies.
Also, second note, there's a really awful storm going on
right now. So if this episode randomly
cuts, one of us likely lost power or died and we're going to
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come back. So I was not expecting that at
all. All right, Hey, do you have
anything else to add? Unless I think it's.
No, if I seem a little distant, it's because I'm trying to order
this new camera and I had to like make an Elgato account and
then it kept going back and forth on whether or not I was
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paying tax or not. Which, oh, you should probably
pay tax. No tax is stupid, by the way,
like. It is stupid.
It's, but it's. Here's my low, here's my tirade
about tax. Right.
My problem with tax is that money is just overtaxed.
If it was like, oh we take tax out of your paycheck and then
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nothing else you have has tax onit.
But no, they tax your paycheck which then goes into a bank
account, which the interest thatyour bank account earns gets
taxed. You pay tax on anything you
spend money on and then whoever gets that profit.
Like if I go to Target and I buya new Lego set, will Lego and
Target have to pay tax on the money that I gave them?
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That's already been taxed. It's so stupid.
Money should be taxed once for aflat rate and call it a day.
You know how many people in thiscountry pay taxes?
We don't need sales tax. OK, that's it.
Whether I do or don't pay my taxes is none of the
government's. Business.
I don't care who the IRS sends. I am not paying taxes.
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Any of these FICA people and whydo they keep taking my money?
I'm also a little heated becausebecause of the, and OK, I'm not
saying this to disparage you. Oh no, it's completely my fault.
Because of the bachelor trip last weekend, my checking
account got a lot lower than it normally is.
And I got paid yesterday. So I was like, OK, well, it's
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going to be a little low this week, but it's fine.
And then it wasn't fine because I, I, my account got overdrafted
by like $200. Oh no.
What happened? Because out of nowhere, like,
you can't make this stuff up outof nowhere.
It was literally Thursday day before I get paid.
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Would have been fine. I get an e-mail from my bank
that's like, hey, your account'sbeen overdrafted.
And I was like, I'm sorry, what?How'd that happen?
And I open it. Yeah.
Crunchyroll finally decided to ship and process and charge me
for that $200 Demon Slayer figure I ordered almost two
years ago. They were like, this is the
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week, do it right now. Well, he's got less than $200 in
the account. Go go go.
So not only did I. Have to.
Balance transfer. I then had to pay an overdraft
fee, which is so annoying, but you know what it.
Is so sorry. In other.
News. I invested in Bitcoin this week
so I'm a high. Roller.
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Big brain. Big brain.
Getting in while it's low. To the moon.
To the moon. We are so back.
OK guys, for our 200th episode we are doing nerdiest podcast
NFTS. No, you can't.
No, I don't worry, gang. I can assure you that's not
going to happen. All right.
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Unless you have anything else, Ithink it's news time.
Wakey wakey. Wow.
News Time. I need to figure out how to put
it on. The soundboard I keep saying
that I need. We need it.
We could write a little Jingle for you if you want.
It could be like a Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun.
Wiki wiki Wow. News time.
So both 2 news points, both fromDisney.
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We just got the trailer for the live action Lilo and Stitch.
No thanks. That's kind of my oh, really
quick thoughts on that, how you feel about it.
I just did a YouTube video aboutthis.
So if you're interested in that,all the links are in the
description to all the places you can follow us.
But I just did a whole YouTube video about this and how it's
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just kind of like we we genuinely like Cinderella.
The first live action remake airquote came out in 2015, which
means we are 10 years deep in live action remakes.
We have been fighting this battle for a decade.
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Isn't that insane that we're still doing this 10 years later?
A. Little bit I.
Don't know how do you? Feel about that.
I saw a really interesting take on Twitter today because it was
like, oh, the the 10 year anniversary of that movie is
today or yesterday. And something they pointed out
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was that the live action Cinderella, it really wasn't a
remake of the animated. It was more a live action
faithful adaptation of Cinderella done by Disney.
It was not meant to be a remake of the animated one that they
did. But then everyone started
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calling it a live action remake and then that's kind of just
what it became. And I think it's interesting how
far we've come in the 10 years cuz like, and we've talked about
this before and I'm sure we'll talk about it, you know, in the
next episode when we talk about Snow White, how it kind of like
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it started out with good intentions like Cinderella.
It was adding being a more faithful adaptation, so on and
so forth. And then you kind of got to
like, like you said in your video, Maleficent and Beauty and
the Beast and even like The Jungle Book to a certain extent,
like they all try to do something different that wasn't
just a one to one adaptation. And then we get to The Lion King
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in 2019 where it's the intersecton that graph that I kept
talking about where you see amount of effort to amount of
profit. And it was a billion dollars for
no effort. And every live action remake
after that has kind of followed this trend of just being a one
to one remake of the original movie, but in like a worse way,
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like Snow White, Like obviously we haven't seen it yet.
So I'm holding off any like final judgement, if you will.
But it's one of those like, hey,why are the dwarves CGI?
Like, I don't remember where we were.
Maybe it was in the theater for Dog Man.
But they were talking about how the dwarves were CGI because
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they wanted to make it look moreauthentic to the original.
And I'm like, that's such bogus.You just didn't want to hire
actual little people for those roles.
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because if you remember, they did.
They had like actual little people in those roles, and then
they were like, hold on, we're getting some flak here, some
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kickback. So CGI ET all.
Yeah, make it go away. And now it looks.
Worse. Yeah, no, it's just Disney the
whole and we'll get into the we'll get into the Snow White
thing. Now is the whole Snow White
conundrum because we've been like, we've been kind of
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following this narrative is Disney says let's do this.
Fans say please don't do that. And they go, oh, we're not going
to do that. We're not going to.
It's OK. And then they proceed to do
something worse. And then it's like, oh, we're
going to we're going to do this,so please don't do that.
Oh, we're not going to do that. We're going to cast Rachel
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Segler. What?
No, that's so much worse. Please don't do that.
OK, We'll we'll cover her up. It's fine.
Add Gal Gadot. We're like, stop, you're making
it worse. Stop, Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. It's like that, you know that
meme where it's like it's like it's like upgrade, upgrade,
wait, go back. I said go back, please go back.
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So in a news title that I very creatively on our document
called the Snow White and quite a fright from this article is
from Newsweek said the Hollywoodpremiere of the live action Snow
White has been reduced to photographers and in house crew
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only. According to a report in Variety
on Wednesday night, a scaled back premiere took place in a
remote castle in Segrovia. What Spain is it in the castle
in Spain? A marked shift from the normal
fanfare of a red carpet event, which typically would involve
multiple media outlets. So you can go find the article
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on Newsweek if you want. But essentially, they got to the
point where their controversy onthe movie is bad enough that
they essentially said only our people are going to go to the
premiere because it's getting that bad.
This. This is also, if you remember,
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the most disliked trailer on YouTube in history.
It crossed a million dislikes and that's a big deal.
Tickets did not go on sale untillast week.
Bro tickets went on sale like Monday.
Yeah. Which is crazy because the movie
comes out on Friday. Which is why.
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Because comes out. Because you can get tickets for
the Minecraft movie right now, which is 3 weeks later comes
out. Yeah.
So like we were kind of theorizing we were like, is this
movie coming out at all? Like are they genuinely about to
can this movie? Because high key, I can't decide
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which is worse, releasing it in full confidence or canning it.
I mean at this point they shouldjust release it and let.
They have to like just let it run it, try to see.
If they can get something back, I think the problem is they let
Rachel Zeigler keep talking and they should have like.
Yep. Removed her from press tours
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after the first incident. Like the first time she was
like, Oh yeah, actually I don't even remember what she said, but
she said something so like disingenuous to the original and
I was like. Well, she said she hated the
original because it was really sexist and like, really?
And we were like, what? It's like, whoa, you might want
to ring and she. Said she said it was a more like
a it was like a more modern feminist take on Snow White.
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Yeah. And then Disney was like, whoa,
you cannot. You cannot.
Say that. And then they didn't take her
off the mic. Yeah, until now.
But it's too late talking. It's over.
It's way too late. Also, here's the thing.
She's just a bad cast. Like she's just a bad choice.
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Like aside from her as a person,like like whatever she says on
the press tours, whatever one ifyou watch the trailer, they did
her kind of dirty like her haircut.
Like I know it's like, not. A flattering haircut.
For I know it's like the Snow White, whatever, but like
literally the point of Snow White was she is the fairest of
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them all. She's supposed to be like
painfully German. And so it's like, like, at what
point are we pushing so hard fordiversity?
We're kind of like, this is likedisingenuous to the story.
Like The Little Mermaid, I feel like made a little more sense
'cause it was like, oh, this is the setting, this is the place,
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is the. Thing right like that was more.
Passable, right? It's like, oh, that makes sense.
Like I can understand the thought process for that.
But this one, I'm like, what arethe benefits of her?
Like what are they gaining from putting her in Snow White?
For any points. From who I feel like.
Everyone is pissed about this, the shareholders.
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Oh gosh, I'm. Going to wait and see if Disney
stock tanks next week and I can get in while it's under $100.
That's the. Hope your your newest your
newest obsession of the stock market is maybe my favorite
narrative we've ever had anytimewe talk about.
Anything below $17.00 this week and I bought three more shares
like we're going all in before switch to baby.
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And you think any anytime we bring up some company, you're
like, I'm waiting for the stocksto drop, we're going have you
seen? I need to invest in the American
stock market. I can't just invest in the
Japanese. Have you seen that clip of
Robert Downey Junior going to Wall Street?
Oh, yeah. And they're like all like
throwing money everywhere. Yeah.
He's like, this is maybe the most godless place I've ever
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been in my life, which is so funny to come from.
Robert Downey Junior now I can safely do stocks from my phone.
I don't even have to go to Wall Street right?
Like I don't get AI should roll in like a High Roller though.
Be like I own 8 Nintendo shares excuse.
Me. I own a 0.00000123% of Bitcoin.
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A single Bitcoin. I own.
I own a bit. I own a bit of coin.
All right, bit of a coin, unlessyou have anything else to to
touch on. I think we're ready to.
I think we're ready to play a little game.
We're going a little quicker. Jumped in a main.
Topic I was going to say like I was like man, I hope we were
right and hope that this took a long time I will so mine are
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kind of hard usually usually when we do these games we go to
like 2 1/2 hours and so we were like all right let's bare
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there. Thank you so much.
Now Mr. Nick, please explain ourgame all.
Right for the rest of this episode, so we got 8 movies
each. We're going to go back and forth
reading off the poorly the like a bad movie review.
Kind of the same premise as poorly described movies, but
instead of like the movies beingpoorly described, it's just a
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review. Poor review that's kind of out
of context. Hopefully it has enough context
to help you figure out what the movie is.
If not, what do you want to say?3 hints.
I think 3 hints is fair but alsolike don't be like this movie is
duh duh duh duh like this movie it came out in.
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Now. Right.
And you're like, oh, OK. Really bad review for the
Minecraft movie. That first trailer came out and
we didn't believe. Yeah.
So we, I do think what do we agree?
We're going to say like what themedium is not medium.
But like we'll be like live action animated, so we can do
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the review 1st and then so like read the review and like who
wrote it, what the star was and then be like.
And then from there the other person could be like live action
or animated, and then it can kind of go from there.
OK, cool. All right, well, I'll do my
first one. We can get going here.
Test hit meme. All right, there's a one star.
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Review All right, feel free to play along at home.
Good idea, bad movie, won't watch again.
Will Ferrell in it. Good idea, bad movie, won't
watch again. Will Ferrell in it.
Yeah. Elf.
No. OK, live action animated.
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Animated. Animated Will Ferrell.
So is it the Lego Movie? It sure is The Lego Movie.
Yes, that was my first thought, but I wasn't I was like, I don't
want a softball this kind of allright, we'll start off.
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We're starting off easy. Starting off easy.
You ready? I think you'll get this one
pretty pretty like right off thegate ready.
Andrew Alexander gave this movieone star and said Chris Pratt
genuinely sounds like he's neveracted before.
Oh, that's a That could be a lotof.
Yeah. OK, so you said these are all
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movies that I've seen. Yes.
OK, so now I have to think back on all my Chris Pratt movies.
Is it also the Lego Movie? No.
OK, Good, good, good. I was real.
That would have been really funny.
It can't be the Garfield movie because I haven't seen that.
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What movie would they say? Chris Pratt doesn't sound like
he's acting in live action or animated.
Animated. OK, that narrows it down.
Is it the Lego Movie 2? Nope, once you get it, you're
going to feel dumb. Is it?
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I'm going to look really stupid if this is onward.
No, it's not. OK, well now I'm like, what?
What is Chris Pratt? This is a big This is a big
movie. This is a big movie.
Lego Movie 2 onward. What else has he voice acted in
I? Feel this was a big movie for
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the podcast. Oh, is it the Mario movie?
Yeah, I was like, that's one of our most listened to episodes is
the Mario movie was How did I miss that?
I was. Like what?
I feel like I'm missing something.
Which fun fact about our Mario movie episode, my commitment to
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the content was so hard because I literally came home from
saying goodbye to our family dogand then immediately came home
and pressed record because we did it with AJ from Genre Geeks.
And I was like, I was like, if it was just Nick, I'd be like,
dog, I'm out. But I was like, AJ is counting
on us. And I kind of dogged on the
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movie like unfairly because I was so depressed.
That's fair. That's fair.
All right, hit me with another one.
All right, I want to see how quick you get this one.
OK. New zombie review just dropped.
I died of cringe. Is this my review?
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Maybe. Is this from Sword Art Online?
I wanted to throw it in there and.
See, like, yeah, is he going? No, I immediately, I immediately
knew that was my review. I was like, yeah, that was when
we did the Sword Art Online movie.
I can't believe you didn't like that movie.
Oh, L take. Definitely didn't.
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Definitely did not. We should do a collab YouTube
video that we debate our next YouTube debate we did.
It's called the podcast episode.No, we should.
You're right. And that was the collab.
All right. Are you ready for this one?
Yeah. Hit me.
I'm very, I'm excited about thisone, right?
Michael Douglas 7 gave this movie one star.
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He said genocide is OK if it's for true love.
Genocide is OK if it's for true love.
I have a second review to help you but I feel like it's going
to give it away. Is this Revenge of the Sith?
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Nope. OK, live action or animated?
Animated. OK, that narrows it down.
Not really. But genocide is OK if it's for
true love. OK, so so that means that.
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That means that there's some form of romance in the movie,
which now implies that there's like, OK, so what's the what's
the context of genocide? Would you say this is an
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accurate review of this movie from like a certain point of
view? I would say from a certain point
of view, yes, but genocide mightbe an extreme of what actually
happened in the movie. Right.
OK, give me a hint. This is an animated movie that
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you really like. It's not weathering with you, is
it? It is weathering with you.
Genocide is okay if it's for true love, that.
Is a bit of a stretch. Oh my, that was funny.
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Do you want to hear the second review I wrote?
I feel like you would have immediately gotten this one, but
it was so funny that I had to save it.
It was NRS 182 gave weathering with you one star and said this
is a whole nother level of simping.
My gosh, not even Trump has so much disregard for climate
change I feel like that would have given you.
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Yeah, the climate change would have gotten me, Yeah.
All right, there you go. So it's like, not like not
genocide necessarily, but it's also like, I mean, they kind of
flooded the. Yeah, but no one died.
Not that. Not that we saw, that we know.
Of but like. I mean like you kind of assume
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like if you flooded it down likethere had have been some
fatalities. But like, it seemed like it was
a very gradual overtime. Yeah, for sure.
There was definitely some displacement of.
People. Oh yeah.
I don't know for sure. Especially that old lady at the
end. I still have not watched
Weathering with you this year. We're three months in.
That's tragic. That is a gas.
(31:28):
Movie I'm like I'm trying to wait because I want to buy AI
want to like do a video on all of the ship.
Movies. And I want to watch them in
order, but I also like, I don't know, I'm like waiting on
getting something that I need togo ahead and do it.
(31:49):
Yeah. And weathering with you comes in
like second to last, so. Weathering with you is the only
anime movie I've ever brought Amy around on.
She's like, OK, that was a very good movie.
Like granted we haven't tried a ton.
Like maybe like once you're married, you can start sliding
in the the anime and like see how they it's like how so?
(32:11):
This is Demon Slayer, so please enjoy.
All right, hit me with another one.
All right. This is 1/2 star review of this
movie left by Emma Lestrade. OK so disappointing.
(32:33):
Had so much expectations and wastruly bored the whole time.
The therapy session at the end was my 13th reason.
The therapy session at the end. Is this animated or live?
Action Live Action. I immediately thought of like
(32:57):
Captain America, which one? But I don't think that's it.
I well, I think I was thinking of Falcon and Winter Soldier
when they were in the the counselor's office, but like,
but that's not on a movie for say, is this from a Marvel
movie? No.
(33:19):
Is this from a superhero movie? No.
Oh, I was going to say, is it Venom?
No. OK, I thought it was going to be
I thought it was going to be Venom, the Last Dance, because
the ending of that movie is foul.
I I need to? Watch it based on you saying.
That it is horrific. Oh, the therapy session at the
(33:42):
end. This is live action, Yeah, the
therapy session at the end. And this is a movie I like.
Yeah, reasonably so. Wait, can you read it again?
So disappointing, had so much expectations and was truly bored
(34:07):
the whole time. The therapy session at the end
was my 13th reason. This is Oppenheimer.
No, that would have been a really.
That would have been really funny.
Oh, my gosh. This game.
This. Person reviewed Oppenheimer
though, that would be really funny.
(34:28):
This. Man this suddenly got like
really hard. I didn't get another review so I
only have the one. It's live action.
Yep. It's not a superhero movie.
The therapy session at the end. What is the genre of this film?
(34:52):
I actually don't know. Hold on.
Oh, you don't know? Like I I know, but I don't want
to get it wrong because I think my definition would.
Therapy session at the end. Is this a John Wick movie?
No. OK, the therapy session at the
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end. Oh my goodness.
IMDb has it listed as high concept comedy.
High. What does that mean?
I don't know, let's call it quirky comedy, satire,
adventure, comedy, fantasy. I think we need to stop calling.
(35:38):
I think we need to stop using the fantasy label.
So. Goosey goosey fan, Am I going to
feel dumb when you say it? Probably.
Is this a movie we've seen together?
Not together, but we've both seen it.
Did we cover it on an episode? Yes.
Like did it get its own episode?No.
(36:01):
It was part we had an episode. What?
In conjunction, OK, here's what I'll say.
It was part of an episode that we did two years ago in
conjunction with a bunch of other movies that came out at
the same time. Is this a Disney movie?
No. Is this a Star Wars?
(36:24):
Movie no is. This a Jurassic Park.
Movie. No, you're moving in the wrong
direction. What?
It's a comedy. Here this one there on down your
list. We vehemently disagree on this
movie. This is one of the you know that
list I have of. Movies.
Is this Tropic Thunder? No.
(36:47):
Oh. You know that list.
I have that would have been. Good of movies we vehemently
disagree on. Yeah, this is like what started
that list. What started the disagree list?
It wasn't the first one, but it was the one that.
Prompted me to make the list. And write all of them down.
This is A and it's a comedy. Yeah.
(37:08):
What I'm close to giving up. All right, two years ago covered
it in. Collection with a.
Bunch of other movies. If you told me the episode,
would it spoil it? Not because it's in the title or
anything, but because it'll it'll get too specific.
(37:34):
Two years. I don't remember what we talked
about two years ago or what. We talked about two weeks ago.
I'm it's not. Is it like a Mamma Mia?
Like getting closer? Is it My Big Fat Greek Wedding?
No, Mamma Mia was close. Is it a musical?
(37:56):
It has songs in it. It has songs in it, but it's not
a Disney movie. It's not.
Is it La La Land? No, it is not.
What? This was a new movie 2 years
ago. Can I refer to my letterbox at
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this point? Sure.
I will say that you I will say that you won this one, but I
really like this was a new movielike in 2020 Two 23 OK, a new
movie that we covered in 2023. That we vehemently disagree on.
(38:38):
I think you'll see the cover andyou'll be like, oh, that's it.
It's live action. Yeah.
Hold on. I got to go to new movies.
That was the year we did. Is this Barbie?
Is this Barbie? Oh my gosh, I'm so dumb.
You're right. Oh my gosh, it is Barbie.
(39:02):
The answer? Oh, you're right.
That was a good one. That was a really good one.
Yeah, that was the one when I was putting it together, I was
like, so how do we feel about suicide jokes?
Cause like it's a funny review, but like I don't want to cross
the line. I love that.
That was good. That was really good.
You won that one. That was good.
(39:25):
OK, all right, good work. Now we're getting now we're
getting hot. OK, ready.
Marc Anthony gave this movie onestar and said first 15 minutes
rock. After that, boring.
I have another review. That could be a lot.
Of different movies. Yeah.
(39:48):
What's what keeps throwing me off is that these are bad
reviews. Yes, of movies that so it
doesn't mean a bad movie. It just means it's a like a
negative review. Yeah.
Live action or animated? Animated.
OK 1st 15 minutes rock after that boring.
Would you say this is a common opinion of this movie or like a
(40:14):
valid criticism? I think it's a valid criticism.
I don't think it's a common opinion.
OK, I've seen so many animated movies.
Yeah. Is it a Disney movie?
Yes. OK, is it cars 2?
(40:36):
No 1st 15 minutes was good, but then everything after that.
Boring. Boring.
Is it a Pixar movie? Yes.
OK, so it's a valid criticism, but not a common not a common
(40:59):
opinion. 1st 15 minute Oh up. Yeah, there you go.
I was trying to think I've I've had that debate with people
before. My I would my next clue was I
agree with this opinion. Yeah, see, and you're wrong.
See, my other review that I saved just in case was Cameron
(41:21):
Banks gave up one star and said people think I look like that
effing bird. And based on her letterbox
profile, they're right. They're right.
Sorry, Cameron. Which one was going to do next?
Yeah, I'll do this one. All right.
(41:44):
This is from Anarin Steel. This is 1/2 star of this movie.
OK. The number of people on this
site insisting this is a good film is dot dot dot interesting.
Not as racist as the others, which is a point in its favor I
(42:05):
suppose. Not as racist as the others,
yeah. So this movie is part of a
series? Yes.
Can you read it one more time? The number of people on this
site insisting this is a good film is dot dot dot interesting.
Not as racist as the others, butor no, not as racist as the
(42:29):
others. Which is a point in its favor, I
suppose. Is this a Harry Potter movie?
No, it's part of a series. This live action or animated
live action? Oh.
Yeah, I got to change it up every now and.
Then oh, this is a live action, live action movie that's not as
(42:57):
racist as the others. It's in a series.
I'm not entirely sure what they meant by that, but.
But it's funny but. It's funny, so I took it.
Is this like a common franchise,Like a big franchise?
Yes. Is it Star Wars?
Yes. Oh, is it?
(43:19):
I'm just going to try to like, take a shot in the dark on like
the least racist Star Wars movie.
Because you've narrowed it down to Star Wars, I'm going to give
you 2. Guesses 2 guesses.
Because otherwise you can just process of elimination, right?
Go like da da da da. OK, I got to think about what is
the least racist Star Wars movie.
(43:43):
Gosh, guys, you get 148 episodesin, you're going to start,
you're going to start making some stuff up.
Guess the least racist Star Warsmovie?
Oh, is it The Rise of Skywalker?No.
(44:04):
Oh. Can't believe you wasted a shot
on that. Think about who's on
Letterboxed. Think about the time of when all
the Star Wars movies came out. Like the 70s?
Is that what you're? Talking about, I mean, I'm just
think about when the different Star Wars movies.
(44:24):
Less racist. That doesn't necessarily mean
it's true. Right.
That's just their opinion. I mean, is it Empire Strikes
Back? Nope.
Dang it, I'll give you one more.I'll give you one more.
You can have one more guess because there's three trilogies.
(44:50):
Is it Revenge of the Sith It? Is Revenge of the Sith yes.
Let's go. What do they mean by that?
I. Think that is like.
Episode 1 had a lot of like air quote unintentional racism
around like wado and. The.
(45:13):
Trade Federation and then episode 2 like wasn't any better
which like it I mean. So funny.
No fair question, Mark. I don't know.
That's really funny. I don't know.
So yeah, it was, it was Revenge of the Sith, which it's, it's
true to a certain extent. OK, you ready?
(45:38):
This is, I think, my favorite ofthe reviews that I found.
I think you're going to like this one.
You ready? I'll give him a second.
Bro, I don't know what you're doing, but bro, did you drop
something? Yeah.
Oh, hold on. He's going under the desk,
(46:00):
people. Give him a second.
We're going to get there, OK. I dropped my ring under my desk.
I was trying to get it out with my foot.
But I couldn't reach it. All right.
You ready? Yeah.
This is, I think, my favorite review.
Flowing W gave this movie one star and said the third act was
a goldmine for middle school tablet Wallpapers.
(46:27):
Oh no. This could go so many different,
so many. Different Things was a goldmine
for middle school tablet Wallpapers.
Is it animated? Yes.
OK, the third Is this a movie I like?
(46:54):
Yes. OK, it's such a funny review.
No, literally. All right, well, let's think
about middle schoolers. Surely it's a movie with women
in it. If I had to guess.
(47:18):
Is it a Disney movie? No.
OK, it's not a Disney movie. Would you I'm I'm assuming based
on how much you laughed, this isa very accurate review of this
movie. Yeah, he's, it's, it's, it's the
(47:42):
kind of thing where it's like, yeah, I, I, I think you're
right. Because it's something that I
would do like in middle school for sure.
Did this movie come out when I was like when we would have been
in middle school? No.
So it's a recent. Movie This is a recent release.
(48:10):
The third act is a goldmine for middle school tablet Wallpapers.
See, that could be the objectification of women, but
you never know. It could just be a really cool
is it is it across the Spider verse?
(48:32):
No. OK, 'cause it like my thought
was, oh, maybe it's just like really cool.
Cool, yeah. I love how you first thought was
what movies have women in. Yeah, that was like, well, when
you say middle schoolers, that'simmediately what I think of.
And I like this movie. Yeah, I do too.
(49:00):
Hold on, I'm trying to think about like the third act of
animated Movies Now. Is it?
Is it the miraculous movie? No, I almost looked at
Miraculous Ladybug reviews for this because some of them are
really hilarious. No, that's so true.
(49:23):
That's another like clarifying question I got to ask.
Did we do a podcast episode on this movie?
Yes. Did it get its own episode?
Yes, and it's a recent movie. Like, yes, within the last like,
(49:52):
five years. Yes.
OK, so since 2020, an animated movie with a third act that has
a lot of Wallpapers for middle schoolers.
Yeah, that we've done a full episode on.
Yes, that we both liked. That we both liked.
Let me confirm that we did a full episode 'cause I feel like
(50:16):
we I think we did, but I don't want to steer you wrong.
Yeah, 'cause now I'm trying to think back of like, what have we
covered? Oh, this is this is almost
turning into like a podcast. Quiz No literally yes, we did do
a full episode full episode. This movie got its own review
episode. And we both liked this movie.
(50:42):
Yeah. OK, another clarifying question.
Yeah. When you say full review, was
this like a full numbered episode or was this back when we
were doing like the point fives?No, this is like a numbered
episode like it is movie title review.
(51:04):
Well, it can't be Moana too, because we both did not like
that movie. Yeah.
It can't be Wish because we didn't like that movie.
No. We didn't.
Well, it's not a Disney movie too.
OK, no. So that also just coffee talk
about on this show. I don't know, I feel like I'm
severed for this podcast. Like, I just really don't know
(51:26):
what we say. What can I ask?
What year? You can, but I'll give you like
2 guesses after the year. OK, that's fair because it'll.
All right. You ready?
Yeah, 2024. Oh, now I have to think back.
(51:50):
We can get a ton of reviews lastyear.
A goldmine for middle school tablet Wallpapers.
No, I can't remember anything that came out last year and we
both liked this movie. We both liked it.
I'm like trying to home in. I'm talking like really recent.
(52:20):
Yeah, like last year. Yeah.
But it was not a Disney movie. That's so.
Weird. No, You're going to feel, you're
going to, yeah, kick yourself. You're going to say.
It and I'm going to look like anidiot.
What do you think? It's not Sonic 3, is it?
(52:41):
It is Sonic 3. It's not an.
Animated man Sonic the Hedgehog 3 It's partially animated.
No Yes it is. Yes, it.
Is that's not an animated movie?I'm fact checking you on that.
Is Sonic 3 an animated movie? In my head, Sonic 3 is an
(53:05):
animated movie. Is Sonic considered an animated?
Nope, not that. I would consider Sonic 3 an
animated movie. I'm going to say no.
We'll say hybrid. That is on me.
That is on me for saying it was animated.
That is on me for saying it was animated.
(53:27):
That is kind of an accurate review though.
Like, yeah, no, it is. The third act was a gold mine
for middle school tablet Wallpapers.
That's. Real.
I moved to throw that one out because.
Fine steered me wrong. I should not have said it was
animated. That is my fault.
Even if you said it was a live action I probably would have
gotten it quicker. Yeah.
'Cause like I filtered out Sonicbecause.
(53:49):
'Cause it wasn't. Animated.
It wasn't animated or I don't consider.
It animated all right, hit me with another one that was a
fault on my part. All right, this is 1/2 star
review by Letterbox Pro member. Oh, JTB 143 seems a little bit
long. OK.
(54:11):
So I'm only going to read like the second like a little mini
paragraph I was once. I was once in a long term
relationship with someone who revered this movie and
physically hit me a lot and to this day I still cannot for the
life of me understand why. What?
Oh my gosh, what is it? Does that have to do with the
(54:35):
movie at all? It's a movie that's revered by
someone out there. It's a movie that's revered by
so an abusive boyfriend. OK, what movies do abusive
boyfriends like? Let me think, is this live
(54:56):
action or animated? It's animated.
Oh my gosh. Actually animated.
Is it Disney? Yes.
Is it recent? No, it's not recent, no.
Is it like Renaissance Classic or just like or just kind of
like mid 2000s classic? Give me two.
(55:19):
Tell me 2D or 3-D2D 2D. Oh my gosh, is this like a
romantic movie? No, it technically does not
count as a Renaissance movie. OK, is this a Goofy Movie?
(55:40):
Yeah. I didn't even think about
putting that one on here. This is, there's like no
information in this review. I know that's foul.
(56:05):
It's technical. So it's after Renaissance, yes,
but it's 2D Disney. Yep.
All right. I'm going to start getting nitty
gritty. Is the main character a boy?
Yes. Oh, like Hercules is
Renaissance? Yeah.
Is this Emperor's New Groove? Sure is.
Yes. Yeah.
(56:27):
OK, that's so funny. That's such an I saw.
That review, I was like, Oh my gosh, that's terrible.
That's horrific also. All right, no, I can't.
That's not funny. But like which is worse?
1 Giving A1 star review to Emperor's New Groove I.
Don't know, I feel that's a. Five star movie.
(56:48):
I feel like the life experience gave a negative impact of the
movie. No, right?
That is a 5 star movie. That is a 5 star movie.
That is a. Five star movie.
All right, I have 3 left. OK, 234.
OK, I have 4:00 I'll see. But one like.
But but also you haven't gone for this round yet.
(57:10):
Oh, you're right. So once you.
Go and then you. I feel like that one's kind of
hard, so I'll do this one all right.
Electronic Baguette reviewed this movie one star and said the
kid behind me screamed. I'm also a minor.
(57:37):
I'm sorry, what? One star, the kid behind me
screamed. I'm also a minor.
Is Transformers 1. Yes, I figured you would get
that one really quickly, but I thought it was so funny.
(57:57):
It's such a good movie. I'm also a minor.
I was like, is it the Minecraft movie?
No, it can't because the Minecraft movie is not out yet.
I figured that one was really obvious, but I was like, I
really? I almost also put Transformers
one on mine, but then I. Did you said that?
(58:18):
You said that. And I was like, Oh no, he might
recognize this review. Oh my gosh, that's so.
Funny. All right, I have 3 left.
How do I want to? How do I want to do this?
All right, we'll do this one. All right, this is a one star
review from Brian watched today actually.
(58:41):
Oh wow, this. Is like a new review.
Hey Siri, mute the singing and just let me watch JK Simmons
yell at people. One star only because jazz is
the soul redeeming factor. Otherwise, not even that.
Is it whiplash? No.
What? This is live action?
(59:04):
Animated live action. Is it spider man?
Nope. Is it a Spider Man movie?
Nope. So it's AJK Simmons movie where
he screams at people and there'sjazz.
That's not what I said. OK, read the review again.
Hey Siri, mute the singing and just let me watch JK Simmons
(59:25):
yell at people. One star only because jazz is
the sole redeeming factor. Otherwise, not even that.
Is it soul? Nope, drop my ring again.
I need to stop taking it off. Jazz is the only redeeming
factor. JK Simmons and it's animated.
(59:46):
No, it's live action. Oh, it's live action, Yeah.
Is it La La Land? It sure is La La land.
Yeah, I forgot JK Simmons was inLa La Land.
Oh my gosh, he is in La La Land,is he?
(01:00:07):
I think he is. I think you're right.
Hold on. I just thought it was like they
would rather watch JK Simmons from Whiplash come in and yell
at people instead of watching actually.
Watching yeah, he's the I think he's the the owner.
(01:00:29):
Well, it's the same director as Whiplash.
That makes sense. That's hilarious.
I. See, I didn't know.
That that's hilarious. OK, I got I got some good ones.
This one. All right, Here you go.
Ready. Hit.
Me Haku Dragon boy gave this movie one star and said Rogue
(01:00:56):
One wants its plot back. It's a movie where everyone dies
at the end. Rogue One, once it's plot back,
is. This live action or animated?
Live action? OK Is this a fellow Star Wars
movie? No OK Is this Avengers Infinity
(01:01:17):
War? No close. close.
Is it any game? No No.
Is it a Marvel movie? Yes.
OK, so a movie where everyone like dies at the end.
(01:01:38):
That's not what I said. Well, that's the plot of Rogue
One. Well, no, I guess that's not
true. Rogue One, is it?
Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah.
Yeah, as I was trying to think, I was like, wait, no, it's like
a ragtag group of. That's both of them to say,
because Guardians of the Galaxy came out first.
I was going to say, this is my next clue is going to be this is
(01:02:02):
a review that I don't think is really fair.
Yeah, no. Guardians.
Also if. You're if you're in advance.
If you're giving Guardians one star, you're already like, down
on life. Like you're already already Audi
on that one. All right, I got two more.
I do too. And I I've.
I like both of them. Yeah, me too.
Let me hear yours. All right.
(01:02:22):
This is 1/2 star review of this movie from Adam Bolt.
I was at the dentist today for an hour and a half with Imagine
Dragons playing in the background the whole time, and I
can't believe that wasn't the most painful experience I had
today. OK, so this is a painful movie.
(01:02:43):
Yeah. Is it?
Would you agree with this review?
I think I'm a little less extreme.
OK, is it live action or animated?
Live action. OK, is this a franchise movie?
(01:03:06):
Yes and no. Kind of.
OK. Live action.
Is it Disney? No.
OK. Painful live action movie.
Is it Madam Webb? Yes.
Really. Are you serious?
Oh my gosh, I. Thought about doing a five star
review of Madam Web and like. Flipping it.
(01:03:29):
Yeah, but then I the the half star review was too good.
OK, I almost also looked at Madam Web reviews, but they were
all so obvious of what the I was.
Trying to find one that wasn't. I love that.
OK, good word. OK.
You ready? Yep.
Candy CANDE reviewed this movie with one star and said, I mean,
(01:03:53):
it's no High School Musical, butit's OK.
Is it live action? Yes.
Is it Disney? No.
(01:04:13):
OK, Is this a movie I like? No.
It's no high school music. OK, so it's kind of like a
trashy. Well, OK, hold on, this is a
negative review, but it's a movie I don't like.
That's being compared to High School Musical because it's not
(01:04:37):
High School Musical, but it's all right.
So what are the key tenants of High School Musical?
Makes me think of a musical but it's not Disney and it's a movie
I don't like. Is it Mamma Mia?
OK because I know I'm not like the biggest fan of Mamma Mia
(01:04:57):
but. Even I thought you liked Mamma
Mia I. Mean, I thought it was OK.
Yeah, the movie was. Better.
I just like ABBA. Yeah, no, me too.
I'm more of an ABBA fan than I am.
Is it? Wait, you said it's not Disney.
No. OK, then it can't be descendants
(01:05:20):
because that's AD com, and it can't be Teen Beach because
that's also AD com. It's not Disney.
Is this to your knowledge, a streaming exclusive movie?
No. OK, so it came out in theaters?
Yes. OK, is it a musical?
(01:05:41):
Yes. It's a musical.
Is this Dervin Hansen? No, I really.
That would have been really goodthough.
It's a movie I don't like. Yeah.
It's not the greatest showman, is it?
No, no, because I like that movie.
(01:06:02):
That's a good movie. I mean, would you say this is an
accurate review of this movie for what the movie it's trying
to be? I would not OK.
So it is a musical though. Yes.
And it's live action. Yes, but I would not say that's
(01:06:25):
accurate. Is it La La Land?
Yeah, it is. La La land.
I was like. We both did La La Land.
It was like, it's not High School Musical, but it's OK.
It's not High School Musical, but it's all right.
(01:06:47):
Yeah, I thought that was really funny.
Yeah. We both did.
La La Land, yeah. All right, I'm.
On my land. Is this your last one?
I'm gonna hear it. Let me.
I'm gonna have. To cut off the second-half of
this review because that's OK itit gives it away.
This is from Film Lover 2210 half star review of this movie.
(01:07:11):
OK, honestly expected way more from this film.
With barely any dialogue, it felt more like watching a kid
playing a video game. Barely any dialogue?
Is it animated? No.
Live action? Yes.
Live action movie with barely any dialogue.
Would you say that's an accuratereview?
(01:07:31):
From what I remember, yes. OK, this is live action.
Yeah. Is it Disney?
No. Barely any dialogue and it's
live action. Feels like a kid playing a video
game. Is this Scott Pilgrim?
(01:07:53):
Nope, that felt like an act. A good guess.
Is this like an action movie? It's a very action movie.
Oh, like a kid playing a video game that could be any like
(01:08:14):
shoot em up movie. Is this John Wick?
Yep yes, it's the first John Wick No, he's right.
I think that's accurate. That is actually very accurate
and that's why I like it. That's what I said when we.
Did our episode I was like John Wick is how I feel when I play
Fortnite. No, literally OK I saved what
(01:08:35):
what was one of my favourites for last and I'm hoping that you
relate. Rippy 1 gave this movie one star
and said I love the velociraptors otherwise I would
already have killed myself. OK.
(01:08:56):
I love the velociraptors, otherwise I would already have
killed myself. OK, this can't be a Jurassic
Park movie because that's too onthe nose.
You wouldn't do that. I only.
OK, I think I know what it is. I only need one clarifying
question. OK, is this live action or
animated? It is animated.
Is this the Lego Movie too? Yes, yeah, The Lego Movie, too.
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I was going, I was like, I was so ready to be like
velociraptors with Chris Pratt. But it's animated and it was
going to be like this, mind blowing.
Like what on earth is this movieas?
Soon as you said that, I was like, OK, well it immediate.
Like I thought of all of the Jurassic Park movies, but then I
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was like, wait, no, that's too obvious.
He would never do that. That's I even wore my Jurassic
Park shirt. I wore my Jurassic Park.
Shirt It was a big like it was ait was a long play to throw me
off. There's only one other movie
I've seen with dinosaurs. And it's The Lego Movie.
And it's The Lego Movie, too. Look at that.
There you go. I started with The Lego Movie
and we ended with The Lego Movietoo.
We entered on The Lego Movie too.
Full circle, perfectly balanced,as all things should be.
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Absolutely. Wow, that was really fun.
That was I like that a. Lot I like that a lot if you
like this kind of game format please let us know leave a
comment down below send Adm you know we just we love to hear
feedback we want to make what you guys want to see but we also
just really love having a good time and I thought that was
really funny I really enjoy it it's a.
Lot funnier than what it was going to be.
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After all of the reviews you chose, what's your favorite?
One of the reviews I chose. Yeah, I'm at a tie between the
third act was a goldmine for middle school tablet Wallpapers
and the kid behind me screamed. I'm also a minor.
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I think. Those are pretty goaded.
Probably either being at the dentist for Madam Web or the
Emperor's New Groove long term relationship.
I still don't know why. Those like kind of tragic, but
they're both. Pretty some dark humor.
Dark humor right there. Oh my gosh.
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