June 7, 2022 • 28 mins
Norah and Dad share all about Norah's fructose malabsorption. We also discuss Norah's end of school, her first gig of a very busy summer of music, Mexican food, sewer tweets, memes for Jesus, and Frustoseaid 88. We both learned some stuff about fructose, and we hope you do, too.
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dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:00):
Hey, Nora,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:01):
dad
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:03):
what are we talking about this
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (00:04):
talking about fructose malabsorption
syndrome.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:20):
Welcome back to the Nora and dad show.
I am dad a K a Johnny.
And I am here with my lovely andtalented co-host, who also
happens to be my now 16 year olddaughter.
Happy birthday.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:38):
thank you.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:40):
it's been a bit since we did one of
these, it's been, I don't know,a couple of
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:44):
No
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:44):
And since, since we last, well,
we've been
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:47):
had finals or final.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:49):
since we last, since we last spoke
with everyone, you took finalsfinal.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:54):
Oh, you should post a picture of my
chem final.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:58):
Oh, yeah.
Send it
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:00):
I will.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:01):
you sent it to me?
Do yeah.
Send it to me.
We can put it in the, Ooh.
Dante is acting up.
We can put it in the show notes.
Um, you, you took final, whichincluded an exam and that a
bunch of projects.
You
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:13):
a on all of them.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:16):
you.
congratulations on your stellaron your stellar school year of
10th grade.
You.
turned 16 happy birthday.
I will spare everyone.
And we'll spare everyonesinging.
You started your summervacation, which will involve you
working some and, gigging.
some, you started your summermusic tour yesterday, which was
(01:39):
awesome.
You played out at, uh, for the,the locals, crocker park, which
is like a, like an outdoor mallbefore.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:47):
Yes.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:48):
Is that a fair description?
Yeah.
but they have, a stage yeah.
Stage where they have music inthe summers, like Friday,
Saturday, Sunday.
And You were the, musicalentertainment yesterday and
we're, outstanding, maybe.
Ooh.
You know what I recorded?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:04):
You
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:04):
I recorded one of your songs,
maybe I could.
Yeah, but maybe I can rip theaudio off my video and then I
can, maybe I can sh maybe I canshare it at the end.
Uh, I can play, I can play asoff to a little, maybe 30
seconds of you singing fromyesterday.
Yeah, I know.
I'm I am fancy.
like that.
so we'll, we'll leave.
We'll leave that to the end.
That's how, that's how we getpeople to stay till they're.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:25):
Okay.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:31):
and unfortunately you said today,
you're not feeling all that
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:34):
No,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:36):
And you think, you think it's the
fructose.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:39):
or just Mexican food.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:42):
Or it's either it's either fructose or
it's or it's Mexican food.
Do you follow the Northeast,Ohio regional sewer districts,
Twitter account,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:54):
I don't.
I don't know why would,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:58):
because it's really funny.
The Northeast Ohio regionalsewer district is the.
They're there, they're in chargeof our sewers.
So they manage all the stuffthat we flushed down.
Our toilets and taco bell hadrecently just stay with me for a
second.
Taco bell had recently beenselling Mexican pizza, and I
guess they were only gonna runit for a limited time.
(03:19):
But.
Pat's such a huge response.
They announced that they weregoing to keep their Mexican
pizza on their menu for a littlewhile longer.
And the Northeast Ohio regionalsewer district Twitter account
responded to the taco bell tweetthat said we'll be ready.
Yes, sir.
They're hilarious.
(03:39):
It's honest to God.
It's it's one of the bestTwitter accounts.
I'm not.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (03:43):
to.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (03:44):
They are just, I mean, as funny as
you can make, like a utilitythat's in charge of like
eliminating, like our pee andpoop from our, from our water
system and like taking care ofour sewage, they are, they're
freaking hilarious.
And that three words will beready.
One of the
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:03):
They have so many followers
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:04):
my chair.
I was laughing.
They, they have so manyfollowers.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:09):
now they do,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:11):
Well, I think so.
I w I Northeast Ohio, regionalsewer district, I think you need
to follow the Nora and dad show.
That's what I think our, wedon't really use our Twitter
because I think we have I thinkI've only done
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:22):
we have a Twitter.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:23):
and the Nora and nacho.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:27):
I follow it.
Okay.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:28):
Yeah.
Yeah.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:31):
No,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:34):
Um, I just don't use it.
I use the Facebook and theInstagram a lot more.
So give us a follow at all ofthem nor and dad show.
Um, anyway,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:42):
no way.
I want to go back to the, thesewer thing.
That was funny.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:46):
Yeah.
What, what
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:47):
do think it's funny.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:50):
Yeah, it is, it is funny.
That's why I brought it up.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:53):
I saw an Instagram account and it was
like bringing Christianity tothe youths, which, you know,
that's fine.
I'm good for you.
But it was so bad.
It was so funny.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:07):
What was funny about it.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:09):
It's the words they were using
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:13):
Okay.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:13):
if I can find.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:16):
since this is an audio medium and our
listeners can't actually see thewords, you might have to say
what those
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:22):
I know, I'm trying to find it.
I said to Ryan, I think, oh no,I did it, but I followed them
one second.
This might
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:30):
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Alright.
So while, while you're doingthat, I will, I will, um, this
is called vamping.
I'm going to vamp for a second.
So you played two hours of musicout at cracker park yesterday.
You were unbelievable.
Your next show is
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:46):
found them.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:48):
July 6th at cold lake and Berea.
You have, um, nor do you haveall your show dates.
I'll put up on your in-store.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:56):
no, I'm going to, once we find
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:59):
well, at some point nor,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (06:00):
to.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (06:02):
oh yeah.
So while we're on that topic,we, the Knorr and dad show, or
we're going on the road, not theshow, but just us.
wife kind of knows mom and, andDonovan.
The other member of her familywere going to Ethica, to visit
family for a few days, but, weare looking for a venue or
(06:23):
venues, that wants to.
have more play.
So.
If you are in the Ethica area orknow anyone in the Ethica area
and you want some awesome indie,acoustic music for a couple of
hours on an afternoon orevening, July 15, 16, or 17.
hit us up at, Northern dadshow@gmail.com.
(06:45):
cause we are looking forbookings, in the Ithaca area,
the weekend of July 15th.
So Nora, let's see if you canmake this Instagram post dazzle
through the audio medium ofpodcasting,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (06:57):
right.
Well, first off, I just want it.
They have a podcast as wellmeans for Jesus.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:03):
a Christian
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:04):
They just
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:04):
memes for Jesus.
norm_1_06-06-2022_1914 (07:07):
remember fam God made chief's special, no
cap.
And my guy loves you.
Y'all so much for.
Imagine going to a club that'sin the past.
I'm saved
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:21):
I'm
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:21):
my GS.
If safe though,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:25):
All right.
So wait a minute.
So is this, are they, is this aserious account or is this like
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (07:30):
they've been doing it for 10 years.
I don't know.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:35):
Well, now I'm intrigued memes for
Jesus Alto.
Go check it out.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:39):
Daddy.
God, thank you for your bus andpresence and your name.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:42):
for your, I don't think that's a
joke.
I think this is a serious
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:48):
been doing it for years.
dad_1_06-06-2022_1914 (07:49):
religion.
Yeah, but aren't should we makefun at someone that's not
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:53):
No, I'm not making fun of it.
I just thought it was silly
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:58):
Okay.
Well, it is, it is silly butit's
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:00):
and make fun of anybody for using
those words.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:04):
Oh, w I'll try not to use the men, so
you Don't make fun of me.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:11):
use the.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:14):
So, so after your, after your show
yesterday, the original plan wasto go to cheesecake factory,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:23):
also would have made me not feel good
because everything there hasfructose in
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:26):
maybe.
ha or, a tip for anyone wantingto eat outside at cheesecake
factory in Westlake, Ohio.
And I'm a it's summertime.
So I want to eat outside as muchas possible, but I'm also not
quite ready yet to be in acrowded restaurant in the inside
of cheesecake factory lookedreally crowded, but they can
only accommodate parties of fouroutside.
(08:48):
And we were a party of fivebecause Ryan was with us.
So we could not eat atcheesecake factory.
We could eat a condyle tacos,which was really good.
But you think that's what madeyou not feel good?
And it.
could be, it could be thefructose.
We'll get to that in a second,or it could just be, you didn't
have Mexican pizza at a Mexicanbowl, but it could just be the
Mexican food.
(09:09):
So Northeast, Ohio, Northeast,Ohio, regional sewer district,
you can come for us to.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:18):
you,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:20):
how many, how many years has it been
since you were diagnosed withyour fructose malabsorption
syndrome?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:27):
uh, in like November of 20, 22, it'll
be six years.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:37):
Six years.
And so It's not an allergy, it'sjust your body cam.
Yeah, your body just can'tabsorb.
Hence the name fructosemalabsorption.
If you have too much fructose,it just makes you not feel
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:50):
I will.
I will.
X I will read the definitionfrom Wikipedia.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:57):
Ooh, Wikipedia.
Dr.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:59):
also named.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:00):
place to go for all things, medical.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:03):
called dietary fructose intelligence is
a digestive disorder in whichabsorption of frutose is
impaired by deficient fructosecarriers in the small intestines
and Turo sites.
This results in an increasedconcentration of fructose in the
entire intestine.
And it is like speculated that40% of individuals of the in the
(10:27):
Western hemisphere.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:30):
That's a lot, you know, why 40% of
people in the Westernhemisphere.
have
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (10:34):
Because there's a lot of fruit
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:35):
most of our food has.
Crappy high-fructose corn syrupas a sweetener because it's
inexpensive to make andcompanies can use it in place of
real actual, I mean, I guess itis sugar, but it's not like it's
manufactured
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:50):
it's also a real
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:51):
so they can use it in place of, yeah,
but it's like it's heavilyprocessed sugar because they
heavily processed it into thiscorn syrup.
That's high in fructose.
Hence the name high fructosecorn syrup, spoiler alert and,
Yeah.
And so, because most of ourfoods have, high-fructose corn
syrup in it.
I think that's probably why 40%of the population like you
(11:13):
can't, I can't buy.
Hamburger or hotdog buns atCostco because they all have
high fructose corn
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (11:21):
single one.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (11:21):
single one.
So yeah, that they sell atCostco at least.
Right?
Because you need sugar in thebread for the yeast to activate
the.
Whatever.
So, so you have to have sugar inthe bread and they all, all the
ones at Costco havehigh-fructose corn syrup in it.
I got really good at reading.
at reading food labels, onceDonovan was diagnosed with
(11:42):
celiac disease and we had to,start reading every food label
for gluten and.
So I got really good at that.
And now I just shifted my, oradded to my, um, expertise by
not just reading for gluten, butalso reading for fructose, which
is not just fructose or highfructose corn syrup, but also
invert sugars.
any of the, I think it's any,any of the alcohol sugars.
(12:04):
So any sugar that ends in anOSE, like sucralose or glucose,
um, Oh, you can have glucoseit's sucralose.
It's any of the artificial, thesugar alcohols.
you can't have, all of whichmakes you just feel like poop,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (12:20):
Did you know that asparagus is very
high in fructose?
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (12:25):
really.
You know, asparagus also makesyour pee smell weird.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (12:28):
mean, I, I don't know from personal
experience, but I've heard thatI've never had a
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (12:34):
you eat a lot of experience.
You've never had asparagus.
Your mom doesn't like asparagus.
We don't eat it a lot.
I love asparagus, but your momdoesn't so I don't cook it.
Um, yeah, it, yeah.
I mean, I there's a lot offruits and vegetables too.
That will, which is probablywhat, cause you had the, the
pineapple salsa, which waspineapples and tomatoes.
(12:54):
And what else was in there,corn, all of which is high in
fructose and it's weird.
Cause sometimes you can eat alot of that stuff and you'll
feel okay.
And sometimes I think it's.
I guess if it builds up overtime, then you just feel, you
just ultimately just crash andfeel
norm_1_06-06-2022_19 (13:08):
apparently plant-based milks are also
really bad.
And
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:13):
like, like, like, like, oh, like oat
milks and almond milks andthings like that.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:19):
Um, and alcohol is
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:23):
Yeah.
Well, good thing.
You're 16 and don't drinkalcohol.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:27):
And
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:28):
Don't drink alcohol until you're.
Until you're 21.
When you're 21, you can drink asmuch alcohol as you want.
I don't really care, but untilyou're 21, you should not
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:36):
See, it's interesting though, because
it's not like a normalintolerance cause normally your
body, when you have it intolerance, lacks the enzyme.
So there's the lactose enzyme.
If you don't have that, thenyou're lactose intolerant, but
there is not a fruit toastenzyme.
I don't think there is at
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:53):
So then what makes you, so what makes
you fructose intolerant then?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:56):
told you it's with the small
intestine
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:00):
Yeah, but why?
Like, if there's no enzyme thattriggers it, what,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191 (14:03):
deficient fructose carriers.
Well, the Cleveland clinic hassomething on it.
I'll read that real quick.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:12):
Well at the Cleveland clinic,
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (14:13):
thought you were doing the healthy thing
by making a fruit smoothie, butnow your stomach is screaming.
Could fruit toast and tolerancebe the culprit
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:26):
you test it, you, I mean, you, you
you've always been a bit of anover a bit of an overachiever,
but when you test it for yourfructose, it was like off the
charts.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:33):
had, cause I have really bad sweet
tooth.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:37):
There was, yeah, you do.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:38):
it was horrible.
They made me drink like acontainer of high-fructose corn
syrup.
It was whore.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:46):
Yeah, you have to drink like a, like a
gallon of that stuff.
And then you have to, then theymeasure the, the bacteria coming
out of your breath.
What's that?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:53):
I'm stupid.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:55):
Well, no, you're not stupid.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:57):
But I asked my bio teacher last year,
if there was a fruit toastenzyme and he said, no,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:04):
Oh, uh, oh my private school dollars.
not, not showing well right now.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:09):
oh, oh God.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:11):
I gotta, I gotta have, I gotta
have words with the biologyteacher.
Oh God.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:15):
the liver and kidneys.
And if someone with the disorderkeeps eating fruit toast, that
can eventually lead to seizures,coma, and organ failure.
I eat fruit toast.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:25):
off of you.
You better lay off the fructose.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:29):
Oh
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:30):
I, I don't, I don't need to come home
and find you seizing with organfailure.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:34):
yeah, it isn't good.
Oh, so
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:36):
They never, they never told us they
never told us
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:38):
I guess that's genetic testing.
So I guess, cause I didn't haveit at birth.
Maybe I did.
And I just didn't notice
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:49):
I don't
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:49):
have been an environmental thing
because apparently it's geneticas well, which means that
someone would have had it.
Oh.
But symptom is a strong dislikeof suites.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:02):
Well, you do not
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:03):
Okay.
So I don't think mines,
dad_1_06-06-2022_1914 (16:05):
whatever, the, whatever the opposite of a
strong dislike of sweets is,that's what you have.
You're like, you're like the,uh, uh, Veruca salt in Willy
Wonka and the chocolate factorywho just gobbles up all the
candy and it turns into a giantblueberry and floats away.
(16:25):
Yeah.
yeah, yeah.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:27):
So I'm not supposed to have most
fruits.
Um, oh, Has a lot of fruit testsin it, apparently.
Yeah.
Food's just
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:39):
Oh, well, you and Donovan can go.
Gluten-free
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:41):
and pasta,
dad_1_06-06-2022_1 (16:43):
interesting.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:45):
K factor doesn't make me feel
good.
dad_1_06-06-2022_19142 (16:47):
Although we eat well, no cheesecake
factories bread is actuallysweetened with
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:52):
Oh, that's why it's so good.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:55):
It's delicious all they have the best
bread, but it's really not good.
for you.
Avocados are
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:01):
No.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:01):
in fructose as well.
Avocados are low.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:04):
been, I hate bananas, cranberries,
cantaloupe.
I love cantaloupe lemons and
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:09):
Oh.
Bananas are like bananas.
Do you know what I call
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:12):
I hate bananas.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:15):
I, I called banana Satan's
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:17):
I agree.
Oh, pineapple was low infructose.
Maybe it wasn't the pineapple,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:22):
Maybe it was just Condado
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:23):
you know, and speaking of bananas in
second grade, I hated bananas.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:30):
we were talking.
I thought we were talking about
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:31):
No, we're talking about bananas now.
I hated bananas so much that Imay, one of the girls who sat at
my table go to the, go to thetrash can and eat banana over
the trash can.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:44):
Does that girl still go to
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:45):
Yeah,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:47):
Oh, okay.
That now is the, I'm not goingto have you name her, but that
definitely narrows down
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:52):
yeah, no, that's what I didn't want to
say.
Her name.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:55):
Yeah.
Um, wow.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:58):
used to
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:58):
like the mean girl.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:59):
to try to see if I could smell them.
And I could, and it would makeme gag.
Oh, strawberries or lonefructose.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:08):
you had me.
You had mean friends.
Wow.
I would say so.
Yes, that does sound very rude.
All right.
Well, we're not going to beeating any bananas, eat all the
strawberries you want.
Um, maybe we'll never go back toCondado tacos, Condado tacos.
I'm sorry if you're listening,we might, I thought I thought
(18:30):
your
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:31):
No, it was really, really
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:32):
go back though.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:35):
Oh,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:36):
three delicious tacos.
Chips and CAISO and guac.
That was all really good,delicious beer.
It was, the weather was sunny.
And it was just a really nicemeal.
And now I'm sorry, you don't
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:48):
there is a pill I can get prescribed.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:52):
for Fructose
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:53):
aid 88 is the first enzyme supplement
for fruit toast malabsorption.
It's now available.
It's been available as of 2016.
I could have had this for a longtime.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:03):
Oh, my God,
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (19:04):
instead of
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:04):
what is going on?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:06):
around a white powder with me, I could
have had an actual pill to take.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:10):
Oh, you did carry the white pack.
Yeah.
Well, you haven't used that in awhile.
So Smarties, which are pure saydextrose or, um, or just
dextrose, which you used tocarry around in a, in a baggie
of white powder, uh,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:25):
and questioned at
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:26):
at security at the yes.
And it, and.
mortgage field, house securitygoing into same with Roger
Waters that you got.
We told that story before, butyou got stopped there as well.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:39):
okay.
So apparently all through toastand tolerance is inherited.
So it's
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:46):
it's either me or your mom.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:47):
a non-marking copy of the Adelaide
SPG and each of their childrenhas a 25% chance of being
affected.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:55):
So it's recessive then.
Okay.
norm_1_06-06-2022_ (19:58):
Interesting.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:01):
Which means that either your mom and I
both carry that.
Well, your mom and I both haveto carry it then, but I was so
Interesting.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:10):
Uh, this is a
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:11):
What if, what if Donovan, what if
Donovan has fructosemalabsorption and celiac
disease?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:16):
He'd be getting sick a lot more
frequently.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:19):
I guess, I don't know.
Oh, we gotta look into thismore.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:24):
I'm learning so
dad_1_06-06-2022_1 (20:25):
interesting.
I know.
Wow.
I used to think that in terms oflike food, not allergies, but
whatever's that fructose wasn'tthat bad, but maybe it is
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:37):
wait.
No, I don't know if there's adifference.
You're not.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:42):
between what.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:43):
like it being genetic and being
environmental, because I wouldfind it very surprising at 40%
of the Western population hasit.
And it's just hereditary.
If it's only a 25% chance ofgetting it,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:56):
that's a really, that's a really good
point.
So maybe there's two different.
Maybe there's two differentissues going.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:05):
this should
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:05):
Because the cause there are people,
cause there are people, forexample, that are gluten
intolerant that just have a hardtime digesting gluten, but then
there's people that have celiacdisease that have an honest to
goodness, like, like glutenallergy that they just can't,
they just can't digest it.
So there are, I mean, there are
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:20):
Or there's like someone like my
chemistry teacher who breaks outin hives when she has gluten and
has to go
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:27):
That's not good either.
Right?
We don't want, we don't wantthat either.
Right.
But in terms of like you won'tgo, you won't go Anna Filactic
from like, we don't need an epipen for your fruit toast.
You just don't feel good.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:42):
I'm looking into this pill.
Interesting.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:47):
I don't know.
Well, we go see a couple ofdoctors this week, maybe Wolf
to,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:50):
It's an enzyme that converts dietary
Frutos in the small intestineinto glucose at the body can
absorb and use
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:57):
and what's it called again?
norm_1_06-06-2022_1914 (21:59):
fructose aid.
ADA.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:01):
All right, right.
That's easy.
Write that down, make a note.
We'll um, we go see some doctorslater on this week.
We'll have to ask one of themabout fructose fructose 8 88,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:11):
Yes.
dad_1_06-06-2022_19142 (22:13):
fructose 8 88.
All right.
I'm going to do my best toremember that.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:16):
I mean, I have the
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:17):
All right
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:18):
so
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:20):
there.
You
norm_1_06-06-2022_ (22:21):
interesting.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:22):
all right.
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You don't feel good.
I'm glad you were able to gut itout and record because we
actually learned some stuff,which is.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:28):
yeah.
Now I can get my problem fixedone on
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:32):
that.
well, maybe we'll go.
We've got to look into fructosefructose 8 88.
All right.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191 (22:38):
insurance
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:39):
Uh, well, well, we'll, we'll find
out all the answers.
Um,
norm_1_06-06-2022_1914 (22:43):
fructose consumption.
Patients may be required to takeone to six capsules per day.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:49):
I will know when the amount of sugar
you eat, you might need 12.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:54):
It's available in bottles
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:55):
Um, just,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:56):
30 capsules
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:58):
does it come in a VAT?
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (23:00):
succumb
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:01):
Can we get it delivered by the
truckload?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:06):
elder research.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:08):
I'm not making fun of you, but you have
like the world's worst sweettooth.
Okay.
That's why I said I'm not makingfun of you.
I'm not telling you anything.
You don't know.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:15):
I'm, I'm aware of
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:16):
sweet tooth.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:18):
Oh, you can buy it on Amazon.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:21):
Um, now it's.
If I can buy it from Amazon.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:26):
are all
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:27):
like legitimate medicine?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:28):
Okay.
I
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:30):
All right.
We're going to, we're going toask a D we're going to, ask a
doctor about it.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:34):
oh wait.
No.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:35):
We're not going to be using any
fructose
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:37):
it has 2.8 stars.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:41):
oh, all right.
Well maybe the miracle cure.
Isn't quite the miracle becauseit's being sold on Amazon.
Yeah.
Is it, is it, um, is it endorsedby Dr.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:51):
but someone said that you must have
it.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:58):
You must have it says the adventure
or Frutos
norm_1_06-06-2022_1914 (24:00):
daughter has gone to her whole 16 years,
not being able to eat fruit,whole grain, and many other
things.
She can now eat whatever shewants.
One or two capsules with themeal and she can eat anything.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:13):
All right.
Well, you should.
When, when we're done, you seeif there's any Tik TOK videos on
fructose 8 88, we can do all ourmedical research by Tik TOK.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:20):
Oh, but this one has 4.8 or 4.1.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:24):
We're getting better.
I'm not sure when to buy anydietary supplements off of
Amazon.
It sounds a little sketch.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:30):
Well, you could buy lots of
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:33):
I'm just saying it just, I know, I
know I can buy, I do buy lots ofthings.
on Amazon, but like dietary aidsjust seems a little, just seems
a little sketch.
Some saying.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:43):
this woman looks with her.
Doesn't she look happy?
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:49):
Yes.
She, she, she looks, she looksvery happy?
She could also be grimacing inpain and they just happen to
take the picture at the right
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:56):
wait, she looks so happy.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:58):
just saying she, she, she may be
grimacing in pain.
It's it's hard to
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:03):
Oh no.
But then they have other typesof they're expensive.
I listened to 120 capsules.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:12):
Oh, well, you're working now.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:14):
Oh, I can get a$5 discount for any
purchase over$60.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:20):
Oh my Lord.
All right.
We will do some research onfructose 8 88, and maybe we can
update the listeners on a futureon a future episode of the
Northern dad's show.
Okay.
All right.
Well, hopefully by tomorrow, um,you start to feel a little
better, your belly
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:37):
I'm gonna feel better.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:39):
good.
Um, we will be, um, oh, there'ssome leftover pizza down here.
If you want it.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:43):
Oh, maybe I'll might take you up on
that offer.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:46):
You may have to pluck the sausage affix.
I know you don't like sausage onyour pizza, but there's, there's
a couple of pieces left overfrom dinner.
Um, anyway.
Okay.
Um, it's, I'm glad that we'reback with everybody.
We will, uh, hopefully,hopefully we say that, but
hopefully it will be back.
Um, next week we got a few more,I think weeks before you take
off from Michigan.
So we should get some episodesand before you're not around for
(26:07):
a little while.
Um, so We will, uh, off with theboyfriend in Michigan,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (26:14):
With family, not alone.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (26:16):
With family, not just, yes, not just
You and the boyfriend that isnot, not, not kosher in my
house.
Um, but yeah, it's going to beback with everybody.
Um, uh, I lost my train of
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (26:29):
can follow us at Nora and Dasha
everywhere.
You can follow him at John Hymaneverywhere.
Um, you can follow me at eitherNora Marie music or normal
amount everywhere.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (26:42):
There you go.
I'll play us out as promised.
This is.
I don't know, 30 seconds or soof nor is cover of just like
having by the cure, which wasawesome yesterday.
So here is Norma Marie live fromcrocker park with just like
heaven and we will see everybodynext week.
Have a great week.
(27:03):
Y'all love you kiddo.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (27:04):
you too.
Hey, Nora,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:01):
dad
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:03):
what are we talking about this
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (00:04):
talking about fructose malabsorption
syndrome.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:20):
Welcome back to the Nora and dad show.
I am dad a K a Johnny.
And I am here with my lovely andtalented co-host, who also
happens to be my now 16 year olddaughter.
Happy birthday.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:38):
thank you.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:40):
it's been a bit since we did one of
these, it's been, I don't know,a couple of
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:44):
No
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:44):
And since, since we last, well,
we've been
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:47):
had finals or final.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:49):
since we last, since we last spoke
with everyone, you took finalsfinal.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:54):
Oh, you should post a picture of my
chem final.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (00:58):
Oh, yeah.
Send it
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:00):
I will.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:01):
you sent it to me?
Do yeah.
Send it to me.
We can put it in the, Ooh.
Dante is acting up.
We can put it in the show notes.
Um, you, you took final, whichincluded an exam and that a
bunch of projects.
You
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:13):
a on all of them.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:16):
you.
congratulations on your stellaron your stellar school year of
10th grade.
You.
turned 16 happy birthday.
I will spare everyone.
And we'll spare everyonesinging.
You started your summervacation, which will involve you
working some and, gigging.
some, you started your summermusic tour yesterday, which was
(01:39):
awesome.
You played out at, uh, for the,the locals, crocker park, which
is like a, like an outdoor mallbefore.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:47):
Yes.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (01:48):
Is that a fair description?
Yeah.
but they have, a stage yeah.
Stage where they have music inthe summers, like Friday,
Saturday, Sunday.
And You were the, musicalentertainment yesterday and
we're, outstanding, maybe.
Ooh.
You know what I recorded?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:04):
You
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:04):
I recorded one of your songs,
maybe I could.
Yeah, but maybe I can rip theaudio off my video and then I
can, maybe I can sh maybe I canshare it at the end.
Uh, I can play, I can play asoff to a little, maybe 30
seconds of you singing fromyesterday.
Yeah, I know.
I'm I am fancy.
like that.
so we'll, we'll leave.
We'll leave that to the end.
That's how, that's how we getpeople to stay till they're.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:25):
Okay.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:31):
and unfortunately you said today,
you're not feeling all that
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:34):
No,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:36):
And you think, you think it's the
fructose.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:39):
or just Mexican food.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:42):
Or it's either it's either fructose or
it's or it's Mexican food.
Do you follow the Northeast,Ohio regional sewer districts,
Twitter account,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:54):
I don't.
I don't know why would,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (02:58):
because it's really funny.
The Northeast Ohio regionalsewer district is the.
They're there, they're in chargeof our sewers.
So they manage all the stuffthat we flushed down.
Our toilets and taco bell hadrecently just stay with me for a
second.
Taco bell had recently beenselling Mexican pizza, and I
guess they were only gonna runit for a limited time.
(03:19):
But.
Pat's such a huge response.
They announced that they weregoing to keep their Mexican
pizza on their menu for a littlewhile longer.
And the Northeast Ohio regionalsewer district Twitter account
responded to the taco bell tweetthat said we'll be ready.
Yes, sir.
They're hilarious.
(03:39):
It's honest to God.
It's it's one of the bestTwitter accounts.
I'm not.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (03:43):
to.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (03:44):
They are just, I mean, as funny as
you can make, like a utilitythat's in charge of like
eliminating, like our pee andpoop from our, from our water
system and like taking care ofour sewage, they are, they're
freaking hilarious.
And that three words will beready.
One of the
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:03):
They have so many followers
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:04):
my chair.
I was laughing.
They, they have so manyfollowers.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:09):
now they do,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:11):
Well, I think so.
I w I Northeast Ohio, regionalsewer district, I think you need
to follow the Nora and dad show.
That's what I think our, wedon't really use our Twitter
because I think we have I thinkI've only done
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:22):
we have a Twitter.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:23):
and the Nora and nacho.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:27):
I follow it.
Okay.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:28):
Yeah.
Yeah.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:31):
No,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:34):
Um, I just don't use it.
I use the Facebook and theInstagram a lot more.
So give us a follow at all ofthem nor and dad show.
Um, anyway,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:42):
no way.
I want to go back to the, thesewer thing.
That was funny.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:46):
Yeah.
What, what
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:47):
do think it's funny.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:50):
Yeah, it is, it is funny.
That's why I brought it up.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (04:53):
I saw an Instagram account and it was
like bringing Christianity tothe youths, which, you know,
that's fine.
I'm good for you.
But it was so bad.
It was so funny.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:07):
What was funny about it.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:09):
It's the words they were using
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:13):
Okay.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:13):
if I can find.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:16):
since this is an audio medium and our
listeners can't actually see thewords, you might have to say
what those
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:22):
I know, I'm trying to find it.
I said to Ryan, I think, oh no,I did it, but I followed them
one second.
This might
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:30):
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Alright.
So while, while you're doingthat, I will, I will, um, this
is called vamping.
I'm going to vamp for a second.
So you played two hours of musicout at cracker park yesterday.
You were unbelievable.
Your next show is
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:46):
found them.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:48):
July 6th at cold lake and Berea.
You have, um, nor do you haveall your show dates.
I'll put up on your in-store.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:56):
no, I'm going to, once we find
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (05:59):
well, at some point nor,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (06:00):
to.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (06:02):
oh yeah.
So while we're on that topic,we, the Knorr and dad show, or
we're going on the road, not theshow, but just us.
wife kind of knows mom and, andDonovan.
The other member of her familywere going to Ethica, to visit
family for a few days, but, weare looking for a venue or
(06:23):
venues, that wants to.
have more play.
So.
If you are in the Ethica area orknow anyone in the Ethica area
and you want some awesome indie,acoustic music for a couple of
hours on an afternoon orevening, July 15, 16, or 17.
hit us up at, Northern dadshow@gmail.com.
(06:45):
cause we are looking forbookings, in the Ithaca area,
the weekend of July 15th.
So Nora, let's see if you canmake this Instagram post dazzle
through the audio medium ofpodcasting,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (06:57):
right.
Well, first off, I just want it.
They have a podcast as wellmeans for Jesus.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:03):
a Christian
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:04):
They just
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:04):
memes for Jesus.
norm_1_06-06-2022_1914 (07:07):
remember fam God made chief's special, no
cap.
And my guy loves you.
Y'all so much for.
Imagine going to a club that'sin the past.
I'm saved
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:21):
I'm
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:21):
my GS.
If safe though,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:25):
All right.
So wait a minute.
So is this, are they, is this aserious account or is this like
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (07:30):
they've been doing it for 10 years.
I don't know.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:35):
Well, now I'm intrigued memes for
Jesus Alto.
Go check it out.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:39):
Daddy.
God, thank you for your bus andpresence and your name.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:42):
for your, I don't think that's a
joke.
I think this is a serious
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:48):
been doing it for years.
dad_1_06-06-2022_1914 (07:49):
religion.
Yeah, but aren't should we makefun at someone that's not
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:53):
No, I'm not making fun of it.
I just thought it was silly
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (07:58):
Okay.
Well, it is, it is silly butit's
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:00):
and make fun of anybody for using
those words.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:04):
Oh, w I'll try not to use the men, so
you Don't make fun of me.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:11):
use the.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:14):
So, so after your, after your show
yesterday, the original plan wasto go to cheesecake factory,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:23):
also would have made me not feel good
because everything there hasfructose in
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (08:26):
maybe.
ha or, a tip for anyone wantingto eat outside at cheesecake
factory in Westlake, Ohio.
And I'm a it's summertime.
So I want to eat outside as muchas possible, but I'm also not
quite ready yet to be in acrowded restaurant in the inside
of cheesecake factory lookedreally crowded, but they can
only accommodate parties of fouroutside.
(08:48):
And we were a party of fivebecause Ryan was with us.
So we could not eat atcheesecake factory.
We could eat a condyle tacos,which was really good.
But you think that's what madeyou not feel good?
And it.
could be, it could be thefructose.
We'll get to that in a second,or it could just be, you didn't
have Mexican pizza at a Mexicanbowl, but it could just be the
Mexican food.
(09:09):
So Northeast, Ohio, Northeast,Ohio, regional sewer district,
you can come for us to.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:18):
you,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:20):
how many, how many years has it been
since you were diagnosed withyour fructose malabsorption
syndrome?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:27):
uh, in like November of 20, 22, it'll
be six years.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:37):
Six years.
And so It's not an allergy, it'sjust your body cam.
Yeah, your body just can'tabsorb.
Hence the name fructosemalabsorption.
If you have too much fructose,it just makes you not feel
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:50):
I will.
I will.
X I will read the definitionfrom Wikipedia.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:57):
Ooh, Wikipedia.
Dr.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (09:59):
also named.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:00):
place to go for all things, medical.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:03):
called dietary fructose intelligence is
a digestive disorder in whichabsorption of frutose is
impaired by deficient fructosecarriers in the small intestines
and Turo sites.
This results in an increasedconcentration of fructose in the
entire intestine.
And it is like speculated that40% of individuals of the in the
(10:27):
Western hemisphere.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:30):
That's a lot, you know, why 40% of
people in the Westernhemisphere.
have
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (10:34):
Because there's a lot of fruit
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:35):
most of our food has.
Crappy high-fructose corn syrupas a sweetener because it's
inexpensive to make andcompanies can use it in place of
real actual, I mean, I guess itis sugar, but it's not like it's
manufactured
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:50):
it's also a real
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (10:51):
so they can use it in place of, yeah,
but it's like it's heavilyprocessed sugar because they
heavily processed it into thiscorn syrup.
That's high in fructose.
Hence the name high fructosecorn syrup, spoiler alert and,
Yeah.
And so, because most of ourfoods have, high-fructose corn
syrup in it.
I think that's probably why 40%of the population like you
(11:13):
can't, I can't buy.
Hamburger or hotdog buns atCostco because they all have
high fructose corn
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (11:21):
single one.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (11:21):
single one.
So yeah, that they sell atCostco at least.
Right?
Because you need sugar in thebread for the yeast to activate
the.
Whatever.
So, so you have to have sugar inthe bread and they all, all the
ones at Costco havehigh-fructose corn syrup in it.
I got really good at reading.
at reading food labels, onceDonovan was diagnosed with
(11:42):
celiac disease and we had to,start reading every food label
for gluten and.
So I got really good at that.
And now I just shifted my, oradded to my, um, expertise by
not just reading for gluten, butalso reading for fructose, which
is not just fructose or highfructose corn syrup, but also
invert sugars.
any of the, I think it's any,any of the alcohol sugars.
(12:04):
So any sugar that ends in anOSE, like sucralose or glucose,
um, Oh, you can have glucoseit's sucralose.
It's any of the artificial, thesugar alcohols.
you can't have, all of whichmakes you just feel like poop,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (12:20):
Did you know that asparagus is very
high in fructose?
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (12:25):
really.
You know, asparagus also makesyour pee smell weird.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (12:28):
mean, I, I don't know from personal
experience, but I've heard thatI've never had a
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (12:34):
you eat a lot of experience.
You've never had asparagus.
Your mom doesn't like asparagus.
We don't eat it a lot.
I love asparagus, but your momdoesn't so I don't cook it.
Um, yeah, it, yeah.
I mean, I there's a lot offruits and vegetables too.
That will, which is probablywhat, cause you had the, the
pineapple salsa, which waspineapples and tomatoes.
(12:54):
And what else was in there,corn, all of which is high in
fructose and it's weird.
Cause sometimes you can eat alot of that stuff and you'll
feel okay.
And sometimes I think it's.
I guess if it builds up overtime, then you just feel, you
just ultimately just crash andfeel
norm_1_06-06-2022_19 (13:08):
apparently plant-based milks are also
really bad.
And
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:13):
like, like, like, like, oh, like oat
milks and almond milks andthings like that.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:19):
Um, and alcohol is
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:23):
Yeah.
Well, good thing.
You're 16 and don't drinkalcohol.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:27):
And
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:28):
Don't drink alcohol until you're.
Until you're 21.
When you're 21, you can drink asmuch alcohol as you want.
I don't really care, but untilyou're 21, you should not
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:36):
See, it's interesting though, because
it's not like a normalintolerance cause normally your
body, when you have it intolerance, lacks the enzyme.
So there's the lactose enzyme.
If you don't have that, thenyou're lactose intolerant, but
there is not a fruit toastenzyme.
I don't think there is at
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:53):
So then what makes you, so what makes
you fructose intolerant then?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (13:56):
told you it's with the small
intestine
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:00):
Yeah, but why?
Like, if there's no enzyme thattriggers it, what,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191 (14:03):
deficient fructose carriers.
Well, the Cleveland clinic hassomething on it.
I'll read that real quick.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:12):
Well at the Cleveland clinic,
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (14:13):
thought you were doing the healthy thing
by making a fruit smoothie, butnow your stomach is screaming.
Could fruit toast and tolerancebe the culprit
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:26):
you test it, you, I mean, you, you
you've always been a bit of anover a bit of an overachiever,
but when you test it for yourfructose, it was like off the
charts.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:33):
had, cause I have really bad sweet
tooth.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:37):
There was, yeah, you do.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:38):
it was horrible.
They made me drink like acontainer of high-fructose corn
syrup.
It was whore.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:46):
Yeah, you have to drink like a, like a
gallon of that stuff.
And then you have to, then theymeasure the, the bacteria coming
out of your breath.
What's that?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:53):
I'm stupid.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:55):
Well, no, you're not stupid.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (14:57):
But I asked my bio teacher last year,
if there was a fruit toastenzyme and he said, no,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:04):
Oh, uh, oh my private school dollars.
not, not showing well right now.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:09):
oh, oh God.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:11):
I gotta, I gotta have, I gotta
have words with the biologyteacher.
Oh God.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:15):
the liver and kidneys.
And if someone with the disorderkeeps eating fruit toast, that
can eventually lead to seizures,coma, and organ failure.
I eat fruit toast.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:25):
off of you.
You better lay off the fructose.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:29):
Oh
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:30):
I, I don't, I don't need to come home
and find you seizing with organfailure.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:34):
yeah, it isn't good.
Oh, so
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:36):
They never, they never told us they
never told us
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:38):
I guess that's genetic testing.
So I guess, cause I didn't haveit at birth.
Maybe I did.
And I just didn't notice
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:49):
I don't
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (15:49):
have been an environmental thing
because apparently it's geneticas well, which means that
someone would have had it.
Oh.
But symptom is a strong dislikeof suites.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:02):
Well, you do not
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:03):
Okay.
So I don't think mines,
dad_1_06-06-2022_1914 (16:05):
whatever, the, whatever the opposite of a
strong dislike of sweets is,that's what you have.
You're like, you're like the,uh, uh, Veruca salt in Willy
Wonka and the chocolate factorywho just gobbles up all the
candy and it turns into a giantblueberry and floats away.
(16:25):
Yeah.
yeah, yeah.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:27):
So I'm not supposed to have most
fruits.
Um, oh, Has a lot of fruit testsin it, apparently.
Yeah.
Food's just
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:39):
Oh, well, you and Donovan can go.
Gluten-free
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:41):
and pasta,
dad_1_06-06-2022_1 (16:43):
interesting.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:45):
K factor doesn't make me feel
good.
dad_1_06-06-2022_19142 (16:47):
Although we eat well, no cheesecake
factories bread is actuallysweetened with
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:52):
Oh, that's why it's so good.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (16:55):
It's delicious all they have the best
bread, but it's really not good.
for you.
Avocados are
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:01):
No.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:01):
in fructose as well.
Avocados are low.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:04):
been, I hate bananas, cranberries,
cantaloupe.
I love cantaloupe lemons and
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:09):
Oh.
Bananas are like bananas.
Do you know what I call
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:12):
I hate bananas.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:15):
I, I called banana Satan's
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:17):
I agree.
Oh, pineapple was low infructose.
Maybe it wasn't the pineapple,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:22):
Maybe it was just Condado
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:23):
you know, and speaking of bananas in
second grade, I hated bananas.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:30):
we were talking.
I thought we were talking about
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:31):
No, we're talking about bananas now.
I hated bananas so much that Imay, one of the girls who sat at
my table go to the, go to thetrash can and eat banana over
the trash can.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:44):
Does that girl still go to
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:45):
Yeah,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:47):
Oh, okay.
That now is the, I'm not goingto have you name her, but that
definitely narrows down
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:52):
yeah, no, that's what I didn't want to
say.
Her name.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:55):
Yeah.
Um, wow.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:58):
used to
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:58):
like the mean girl.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (17:59):
to try to see if I could smell them.
And I could, and it would makeme gag.
Oh, strawberries or lonefructose.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:08):
you had me.
You had mean friends.
Wow.
I would say so.
Yes, that does sound very rude.
All right.
Well, we're not going to beeating any bananas, eat all the
strawberries you want.
Um, maybe we'll never go back toCondado tacos, Condado tacos.
I'm sorry if you're listening,we might, I thought I thought
(18:30):
your
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:31):
No, it was really, really
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:32):
go back though.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:35):
Oh,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:36):
three delicious tacos.
Chips and CAISO and guac.
That was all really good,delicious beer.
It was, the weather was sunny.
And it was just a really nicemeal.
And now I'm sorry, you don't
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:48):
there is a pill I can get prescribed.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:52):
for Fructose
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (18:53):
aid 88 is the first enzyme supplement
for fruit toast malabsorption.
It's now available.
It's been available as of 2016.
I could have had this for a longtime.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:03):
Oh, my God,
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (19:04):
instead of
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:04):
what is going on?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:06):
around a white powder with me, I could
have had an actual pill to take.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:10):
Oh, you did carry the white pack.
Yeah.
Well, you haven't used that in awhile.
So Smarties, which are pure saydextrose or, um, or just
dextrose, which you used tocarry around in a, in a baggie
of white powder, uh,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:25):
and questioned at
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:26):
at security at the yes.
And it, and.
mortgage field, house securitygoing into same with Roger
Waters that you got.
We told that story before, butyou got stopped there as well.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:39):
okay.
So apparently all through toastand tolerance is inherited.
So it's
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:46):
it's either me or your mom.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:47):
a non-marking copy of the Adelaide
SPG and each of their childrenhas a 25% chance of being
affected.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (19:55):
So it's recessive then.
Okay.
norm_1_06-06-2022_ (19:58):
Interesting.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:01):
Which means that either your mom and I
both carry that.
Well, your mom and I both haveto carry it then, but I was so
Interesting.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:10):
Uh, this is a
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:11):
What if, what if Donovan, what if
Donovan has fructosemalabsorption and celiac
disease?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:16):
He'd be getting sick a lot more
frequently.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:19):
I guess, I don't know.
Oh, we gotta look into thismore.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:24):
I'm learning so
dad_1_06-06-2022_1 (20:25):
interesting.
I know.
Wow.
I used to think that in terms oflike food, not allergies, but
whatever's that fructose wasn'tthat bad, but maybe it is
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:37):
wait.
No, I don't know if there's adifference.
You're not.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:42):
between what.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:43):
like it being genetic and being
environmental, because I wouldfind it very surprising at 40%
of the Western population hasit.
And it's just hereditary.
If it's only a 25% chance ofgetting it,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (20:56):
that's a really, that's a really good
point.
So maybe there's two different.
Maybe there's two differentissues going.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:05):
this should
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:05):
Because the cause there are people,
cause there are people, forexample, that are gluten
intolerant that just have a hardtime digesting gluten, but then
there's people that have celiacdisease that have an honest to
goodness, like, like glutenallergy that they just can't,
they just can't digest it.
So there are, I mean, there are
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:20):
Or there's like someone like my
chemistry teacher who breaks outin hives when she has gluten and
has to go
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:27):
That's not good either.
Right?
We don't want, we don't wantthat either.
Right.
But in terms of like you won'tgo, you won't go Anna Filactic
from like, we don't need an epipen for your fruit toast.
You just don't feel good.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:42):
I'm looking into this pill.
Interesting.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:47):
I don't know.
Well, we go see a couple ofdoctors this week, maybe Wolf
to,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:50):
It's an enzyme that converts dietary
Frutos in the small intestineinto glucose at the body can
absorb and use
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (21:57):
and what's it called again?
norm_1_06-06-2022_1914 (21:59):
fructose aid.
ADA.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:01):
All right, right.
That's easy.
Write that down, make a note.
We'll um, we go see some doctorslater on this week.
We'll have to ask one of themabout fructose fructose 8 88,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:11):
Yes.
dad_1_06-06-2022_19142 (22:13):
fructose 8 88.
All right.
I'm going to do my best toremember that.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:16):
I mean, I have the
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:17):
All right
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:18):
so
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:20):
there.
You
norm_1_06-06-2022_ (22:21):
interesting.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:22):
all right.
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You don't feel good.
I'm glad you were able to gut itout and record because we
actually learned some stuff,which is.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:28):
yeah.
Now I can get my problem fixedone on
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:32):
that.
well, maybe we'll go.
We've got to look into fructosefructose 8 88.
All right.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191 (22:38):
insurance
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:39):
Uh, well, well, we'll, we'll find
out all the answers.
Um,
norm_1_06-06-2022_1914 (22:43):
fructose consumption.
Patients may be required to takeone to six capsules per day.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:49):
I will know when the amount of sugar
you eat, you might need 12.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:54):
It's available in bottles
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:55):
Um, just,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:56):
30 capsules
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (22:58):
does it come in a VAT?
norm_1_06-06-2022_19142 (23:00):
succumb
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:01):
Can we get it delivered by the
truckload?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:06):
elder research.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:08):
I'm not making fun of you, but you have
like the world's worst sweettooth.
Okay.
That's why I said I'm not makingfun of you.
I'm not telling you anything.
You don't know.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:15):
I'm, I'm aware of
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:16):
sweet tooth.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:18):
Oh, you can buy it on Amazon.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:21):
Um, now it's.
If I can buy it from Amazon.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:26):
are all
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:27):
like legitimate medicine?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:28):
Okay.
I
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:30):
All right.
We're going to, we're going toask a D we're going to, ask a
doctor about it.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:34):
oh wait.
No.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:35):
We're not going to be using any
fructose
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:37):
it has 2.8 stars.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:41):
oh, all right.
Well maybe the miracle cure.
Isn't quite the miracle becauseit's being sold on Amazon.
Yeah.
Is it, is it, um, is it endorsedby Dr.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:51):
but someone said that you must have
it.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (23:58):
You must have it says the adventure
or Frutos
norm_1_06-06-2022_1914 (24:00):
daughter has gone to her whole 16 years,
not being able to eat fruit,whole grain, and many other
things.
She can now eat whatever shewants.
One or two capsules with themeal and she can eat anything.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:13):
All right.
Well, you should.
When, when we're done, you seeif there's any Tik TOK videos on
fructose 8 88, we can do all ourmedical research by Tik TOK.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:20):
Oh, but this one has 4.8 or 4.1.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:24):
We're getting better.
I'm not sure when to buy anydietary supplements off of
Amazon.
It sounds a little sketch.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:30):
Well, you could buy lots of
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:33):
I'm just saying it just, I know, I
know I can buy, I do buy lots ofthings.
on Amazon, but like dietary aidsjust seems a little, just seems
a little sketch.
Some saying.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:43):
this woman looks with her.
Doesn't she look happy?
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:49):
Yes.
She, she, she looks, she looksvery happy?
She could also be grimacing inpain and they just happen to
take the picture at the right
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:56):
wait, she looks so happy.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (24:58):
just saying she, she, she may be
grimacing in pain.
It's it's hard to
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:03):
Oh no.
But then they have other typesof they're expensive.
I listened to 120 capsules.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:12):
Oh, well, you're working now.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:14):
Oh, I can get a$5 discount for any
purchase over$60.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:20):
Oh my Lord.
All right.
We will do some research onfructose 8 88, and maybe we can
update the listeners on a futureon a future episode of the
Northern dad's show.
Okay.
All right.
Well, hopefully by tomorrow, um,you start to feel a little
better, your belly
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:37):
I'm gonna feel better.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:39):
good.
Um, we will be, um, oh, there'ssome leftover pizza down here.
If you want it.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:43):
Oh, maybe I'll might take you up on
that offer.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (25:46):
You may have to pluck the sausage affix.
I know you don't like sausage onyour pizza, but there's, there's
a couple of pieces left overfrom dinner.
Um, anyway.
Okay.
Um, it's, I'm glad that we'reback with everybody.
We will, uh, hopefully,hopefully we say that, but
hopefully it will be back.
Um, next week we got a few more,I think weeks before you take
off from Michigan.
So we should get some episodesand before you're not around for
(26:07):
a little while.
Um, so We will, uh, off with theboyfriend in Michigan,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (26:14):
With family, not alone.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (26:16):
With family, not just, yes, not just
You and the boyfriend that isnot, not, not kosher in my
house.
Um, but yeah, it's going to beback with everybody.
Um, uh, I lost my train of
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (26:29):
can follow us at Nora and Dasha
everywhere.
You can follow him at John Hymaneverywhere.
Um, you can follow me at eitherNora Marie music or normal
amount everywhere.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426 (26:42):
There you go.
I'll play us out as promised.
This is.
I don't know, 30 seconds or soof nor is cover of just like
having by the cure, which wasawesome yesterday.
So here is Norma Marie live fromcrocker park with just like
heaven and we will see everybodynext week.
Have a great week.
(27:03):
Y'all love you kiddo.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426 (27:04):
you too.
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