Proper Podcast

Theme of this weeks episode: Let them (go.) And let GOD. That’s right, we’ve decided we’re preachers daughter(s) so our proper christian girls — rise up!! You know it’s our nuclear habit to hold on to men that we shouldn’t… But the previous full moon in Virgo got us feeling very purge like so we been saging, cleansing and **accepting**. The Proper Topic of the week includes how to get over a break up (aka the 5 stages of grief), an...

We going on a trip y’all! All expenses is paid for of course. A trip to visit the dumbest fish in the ocean… Ya Proper Hosts. You know they got 2 on this episode giving you personal stories and updates (they overshared, of course). Lex finally gets her moment to be on top (ANTM Style) while also going through a break up (they lasted six weeks). Mike went overboard again and played in the snow (for the third time this month) while a...

You ever feel like having a crush makes you manic? When will having a crush feel calm and at peace? Is your crush HISpanic? Then you will NEVER be at peace… We really have no idea so we will continue being manic (having a crush) on REPLAY! Real question is, do you wash your puffers?? Your Proper Host get into some NDA type sh*t with some exclusive influencer insider tea on this past NYFW, along with a Proper Course on how to fight ...

We’re back with another Proper Bonus episode which is filled with nonsense and perspective! Your hosts do a deep dive on the Japanese Film: Monster (2023) — you know being proper critics with proper recommendations. Putting you on, if you will. Let’s talk more about it via DM!! Talk soon xx

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This weeks episode is about a story of 4 toys and 1 girl (one of them toys being a dragon dildo) and the other being a dog… the story ends with a death by rose toy though. But we choosing to feel good today and treating ourselves with a proper shower… of cream and love. We also treating you to a brand new proper segment called Mike’s Fear FACTor where we discover a Florida law about zoophiles and stinky girls. Along with a quick po...

One thing your Proper Hosts have in common is fighting Karens in the club, particularly in Europe. But that was way back when — Now they’re commonality is masturbating to the thought of an ex… Anyone else?? This week, we have a long over due, PP requested episode talking all thing BUSINESS: From starting a business (with a best friend), betting on yourself, breaking up with a business partner/bestfriend, pivoting as an entrepreneur...

We are seeking an arrangement this episode of which you (the PP) give us (ya PH’s) a 5-star review right now! Calling in all the bot head ass hoes, the sugar daddies, the boys, the marlins, the tunas, the assassins, and the ain't shit men — this ones for YOU! Ya Proper Hosts get into all things like being inexperienced with dating/relationships, being a sugar baby, snowing in the club, cocaine eyes, renting a boyfriend, and underco...

First off, thank you for riding with us for an entire year!! 50 moments of completion together… and shoutout to 50 more because we cum in abundance! You know we speak in two different languages, manifestation and ADHD. Second off, sit up straight while you listen and reach real high for a laugh today since a whole lotta cents wasn’t made… Cents would be made though if you used the codes linked below. Anyways, your Proper Hosts refl...

Realize your real lies and tell us WHY we got a 4.9 review on apple? It’s serving “I love your confidence”… Anyways, are you a cheater or do you just have ADHD? Find out more in today’s episode along with some insight in introducing slapping to your (s3x) partner, virgos being manipulators (and business women), crying about acne, and gettin tied up like a christmas pig. Besides that, Lex got mistaken for a model by a model and Mike...

We’re trying something new and spreading things apart… a Proper Bonus if you will!! We take another expansion on some Proper Recommendations of last week, Salt Burn and May December. Have you watched them? What’s your rating? Let us know your thoughts! xx

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This week is a proper turn down compared to last week (and next), you know we love a balance! As you may know, half of this podcast is Gay — that’s right, you finally get to hear Lex’s coming out story! Being that we have a personal story on the docket, it’s only right we have some therapy 101, a Triple A segment, and a proper cry all in one! Your hosts go through an identity crisis, seasonal depression, and social anxiety in the s...

Talking about ED can be EASY and that’s exactly what we do this week. We’re starting the new year off right by having proper chats about both sides of ED with trying to normalize the topic of putting something soft in your mouth… Along with other topics like dropping babies, self sabotage, using escapism through dating, shrooms n sex parties, having businesses and more! The main takeaway of all of these conversations is that hurt p...

2024 is all about letting go of toxicity, realizing who tf you are (a proper puta!!), and becoming a cum dumpster! With the current moon in Cancer, it’s only right to show out for our last episode of the year. We’ve got real life conversations about being “too much” for someone who’s really too little, partners that lie, daddy issue revelations, and toxic patterns. Besides that, Lex arguing with a sassy spiderman and Mike had bareb...

Proper recommendation of the week: Suck some d*ck to fall asleep quicker but make sure you swallow!! (Semen got melatonin in it) So men — go head and thank ya proper founders for this TIP. Real question is, you ever choked on your saliva while nutting? Lex has… you know she be fainting and choking and doing all things while nutting because she’s a virgo and virgo’s are multitaskers!! Speaking of choking, we get into asphyxiation ki...

Question(s) of the hour: Are you a toy girl or a hand girl? How long should one date before getting into a relationship? How do you prep for the New Year? How does one prefer to have their balls held? The list goes on!! Regardless of your answer, you’re still proper!! We also get expert tips on how to suck d*ck, self plug, and goal set. Besides that, Lex gives updates on her current hinge victims and Mike gets cheated on!! Enjoy!

Your Proper Hosts tried something new this week and removed the filter of ethics (please don’t cancel them !! it’s comedy !!) and discussed some personal stories, shared stories and catfish stories! Some topics they went over were: cum preferences, pu$$y aesthetics, a$$ play (introducing it to your man), cults n communes, Helen Keller and more!! Besides that, Lex is living in a hallmark movie and gives major updates on her dating l...

Question of the hour: Do I like em’ or am I just bored? This week, your proper hosts each answer this question, or try to, while also talking about option paralysis in dating. Don’t ask them what they’ve been up to recently though because they do not know!! Seasonal depression has taken over and they are floating by, overcumming, and cuming over — while also standing on business!! Again, trying to anyways… y’all know how it is!! We...

You ever been scared to look at your bank account? Trust babes, you’re not alone. This week, your hosts dive into all things money mindset, including getting out of scarcity mindset and realizing that abundance is unconditional. This episode is honestly filled with heavy big bro/big sis advice as they also dive into advice on a toxic relationship. If you have the urge to look through your partners phone, would you?? Answer now on S...

We’re fourty, horny, and gory this episode! Celebrating some big wins like boundary setting with parents, taking men off the pedestal, and mommy issues — something we can all relate to :) Be sure to win with us by claiming our messages and listening to your proper guides! We also dive into how to maintain a proper routine and developing healthy habits for the rest of the year. Besides that, Mike met horse girl and Lex stepped ...