The P-Valley Podcast

The black mute guy is not my vibe. He's sweet, but I need him off of my show. Franchesca is beautiful but boring. Queen Charlotte wears her most extravagant wig ever, and Colin has an aha moment about being a rake.

This episode was supposed to have two proposals, but only one marriage proposal takes place. The proposal was beyond ghetto and followed a romantic speech about being in love. We're lost.

Lord Debling wants what the heart wants, like Selena Gomez said. He's ready to make someone his wifey. Colin is figuring out who he wants as well, while Benedict Bridgerton is smitten with a sexy blonde baddie. I am ready for Benedict's story!

Cressida really needs to find someone. Her family is pressuring her and she must feel like there are no other men in town except for a blonde man who wants someone else.

The hot air ba...

Scheana Shay held nothing back on her "Scheananigans" podcast. She says that Vanderpump Rules creator and executive producer Alex Baskin told her that the first half of season 11 of VPR wasn't good and that the season may be cut short and the show will be canceled. That doesn't excuse any of Scheana (and especially Lala's) behavior at all.

Scheana has always cared what people think way too much. Throwing her pro...

Producers finally got what they were trying to force out of Ariana during the season 11 finale of Vanderpump Rules. Ariana Madix cried hard about what Sandoval and Rachel are putting her through. I hope producers and Ratchel are happy - that's an intentional typo.

Lala has turned off fans, Scheana is a pathetic pick me who must think Lala won't turn on her soon. Vanderpump Rules will be canceled or it will have a new cast n...

Ashley Madison is a website for married people to meet and sleep with other married people. It's a genius idea, but everything changed for the company in 2015. I talk about what topics I wish the series had given us more background information and updates on. Overall, this is a must watch series as far as I'm concerned. Keep it away from your spouse though because the way how memberships at Ashley Madison have probably soar...

Lala claims that Katie wanted to take away her ability to provide for her daughter Ocean. Lala also believes Ariana shouldn't have boundaries because she doesn't "understand" them. Schwartz praises his girlfriend and Jo cries about it. James attacks Tom Sandoval. Part 3 is going to be great! Jo thinks Aaron Rogers or John Mayer would date her. Please keep this woman off of our screens forever!

Ariana didn't watch the season. Queen! Scheana should be concerned that Lala and Brock will have an affair. Ariana gets extremely physically uncomfortable whenever Rachel is brought up. Sandoval calls Rachel a coward, (alleged narcissists can't handle getting dumped), Lala continues to be wrong about everything/ doesn't know what grooming is. Lala fights with Katie. Does Lala have any fans left?

Lala interrogates Ariana's boyfriend Dan in San Francisco because she is jealous and wants to hate him. Jo should hate Schwartz forever because now we all know how delusional and unhinged she is, Scheana picks Sandoval over Ariana's boundaries, and Ariana knows that Appleby's is better than hearing anything Sandoval has to say. Lala has a hypocritical rant at the end. Is she in therapy yet?!

I'm about to go on a baecation and I'm getting ready for it. I talk about why getting ready for a trip is stressful, mostly for females let's be honest, but I also love it so much. I also slam Beyonce's haircare line Cecred for taking so long to get to my house. I give a snack recommendation and then I talk about the ticket-selling hysteria and phenomenon that is Caitlin Clark. And last, Kelly Clarkson reveals how s...