November 10, 2024 • 43 mins
In this bonus episode of The Pain In Our Head Podcast, sit down, buckle up and get ready to embark on a journey back in time to witness the worst moments from episodes 1 through 25.
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(00:00):
What's going on everyone, Caleb here.
(00:03):
Why? Why do you do this shit to me?
You're an arse. I don't know what you're talking about.
Every fucking week,
every week, there is a
five second countdown before we go live
(00:25):
and it gets to three seconds and I'm sitting here going
what's this prick going to say to me this week?
Thank you, Caleb.
Great, great, great, great, great quote.
It is the result of hard work, preparation.
That's terrible.
(00:48):
It's terrible.
Yes, you're wrong.
I don't even remember how that topic came up.
That was fucked up, but we were talking about peanut butter.
(01:11):
It's probably gone where you thought it went.
Caleb doesn't like peanut butter.
Who the fuck doesn't like peanut butter?
I love peanut butter. It's amazing.
It's fucking disgusting.
Both sides of the fence.
I'm not sitting on the fence though because I don't want to catch my nuts.
(01:33):
That would be horrible.
So it's good to choose a side to be on.
Oh my goodness.
You're very shocked.
I'm pretty on it today.
Well, I guess we'll take this little quick time to just thank each and every one of you for listening.
It absolutely means the world listening or watching.
(01:55):
It really does mean the world to us.
So thank you.
I've completely lost my train of thought.
Why do you just listen to this?
Maybe put that in the comments.
Time to be selfish.
I know you thought that was going somewhere else.
I could just hear the fucking Pornhub intro music in my head.
(02:19):
I play that at least once every band practice on the drums.
I have to.
I'm just that type of person.
But it's fun.
I talked about my grime with Maccas the other day, didn't I?
Yeah, you did.
Every fucking time.
Now, for people listening, I don't get fast food a lot.
(02:43):
I don't really like it.
Sometimes I understand you're tired, you don't have anything at home, whatever.
Who cares?
So I'll go and I'll get Maccas.
That's sort of something that I'll get because it's cheap.
It's average.
It's crap.
But you know what you're going to get.
It's the Caleb of takeaway.
It's just cheap and nasty.
(03:04):
It's just cheap and nasty.
That's exactly right.
Anyway, I don't go that often.
But every single fucking time I go, all I want from there,
is a chocolate shake every time.
They are dead.
They're the bomb.
They go off for me.
I really like them.
But every time, every time I fucking go, no, sorry, we can't do chocolate shakes.
(03:30):
Would you like and this is the part that kills me.
This is the part that I hate the most.
Would you like a chocolate frappe instead?
No, I wouldn't like a fucking chocolate fucking frappe.
It's not the same.
I don't want cream on top of fucking ice and milky water mixed together with shitty chocolate syrup.
(03:53):
You know what I mean?
Anyway, I guess I have to ask that.
But anyway, shits me.
That's a great song.
That's a great song.
Nirvana.
Yeah, let's keep it that way.
I'm going to add, just in spite of you, to our podcast playlist,
(04:21):
I am adding something in the way by Nirvana, something in the way by Sita,
and I'm adding all apologies, just in spite of you.
I'm adding all three of those songs to the playlist this week.
We'll say the same thing so they could take more fucking breaks, because you'd need them.
Be selfish.
(04:42):
Be selfish.
Stop smoking.
So last week we were talking about addictions, and then we get to the break,
and I go, oh, thank fuck, I really did nicotine hit.
I forgot about that.
My clip, I don't know.
(05:03):
We were talking earlier today, Christian, he puts his toilet paper on the roll,
and he's an under.
You know what I mean by that?
He does it the wrong way.
For me, when you put the toilet paper on the roll, it should go over.
(05:29):
It's like you're saying that the toilet paper, like the bit that you grab,
should be closest to you and not the wall.
Yeah, yeah, over the top, yeah.
It must fucking hurt to be so wrong all the time.
Do you scrunch or fold?
(05:52):
I'm a folder.
Oh, you're a scruncher.
I feel like the more we do these podcasts, the more things I learn about you I don't like.
I don't even know what to say to that.
Look, if I'm going to be honest with you, I changed.
I used to be a scruncher.
I used to be a folder.
(06:15):
So who kicked you in the head?
It must have been a real good fucking gig.
Anyway, that's fun.
It's fun.
(06:38):
I think I got my point across.
I love jazz, by the way.
Yeah, me too.
We should play jazz together.
Well, could it be playing or could it just be me flogging you?
Probably just flogging you.
Anyway, yeah.
(07:01):
That's fucking presumptuous.
I'm pretty cocky with it.
It'll be mighty fine when I knock you off that fucking eyeballs.
What's going on, everyone?
Caleb here.
Hi, I'm Christina.
I shave my beard.
Welcome to this week's episode of the Pain in Our Head podcast.
(07:27):
Yeah, tell me about the decision to shave your beard, Christian.
Or Christina.
No, there's one in my bedroom every fucking night.
I don't know if I'm imagining it at this point.
I slap the fuck out of myself.
I wait for the cunt to get near my head and I'm just like, wha-boom!
(07:50):
The best part is we are trying to get to sleep.
You see this?
It just keeps going.
You can hear it coming too and then it gets right into your ear and you're just like, I'm going to kill someone.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't really get loud and then it stops all of a sudden.
(08:11):
There you go.
It's landed.
I'm going to get it.
You slap yourself in the face and you're like, eee!
Fuck's up and you're like, fuck!
Yeah.
And then it comes up and we're just like, okay, we'll do it tomorrow then.
(08:32):
So we had that shit happen yesterday, obviously.
And we had this whole shit talk thing where we were like, oh yeah, Star Wars, what's your favorite movie?
I just couldn't be fucked.
One, I'm sick.
Two, Caleb's fucking wrong.
Three, it's just...
(08:57):
I'm just going to be such a cunt.
How is that different from any other week?
I'm going to give him a shout out, Ash.
Or he's AMP on Spotify.
He's got some music on Spotify.
Go and check that out.
He's I guess an indie Brisbane artist.
Didn't you help with one of the songs?
(09:18):
Yeah, I've drummed on a few of his tracks.
I think I...
Yeah.
Stand Tall?
Yeah, Stand Tall.
Yeah, yeah.
One of his biggest singles.
I've got that on my iTunes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I might put it in the podcast playlist and just see if I can get him a few more streams.
He'll appreciate that.
It's a good song though.
Yeah, I drummed on that for him.
He taught me a lot in regards to music theory and just reading music.
(09:43):
It's one of those things where you think, oh, it's very complicated looking from the outside.
But once you get toward it or you get shown the tricks, it's quite easy.
There's a lot of simpleness to it, I guess.
It's not even a word, simpleness.
I'm a simpleton.
I've already talked about The Offspring.
We've already talked about The Offspring and how much I love The Offspring.
(10:06):
Days Go By album.
OK, that awesome album.
Just all the songs in that.
Love them.
Anyway, there's a song on the album called Turning Into You.
And that whole song is, it just talks about, it's very clear, it talks about how you're trying to be someone that you're not.
(10:29):
I've got three songs.
You've got three songs?
Yeah, to give you an idea for another one like you did for me before.
There's a line.
He said something, it was just like boom.
Bang.
Song.
Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, that's what happened to me.
That's how I remembered this song.
That did sound like it.
That was a big slap.
That was the wrong hand.
(10:50):
Oh, yeah, OK.
What's wrong with that hand?
Wankers cramp.
Shit.
(11:17):
There's no delay on that, Ed.
Nah, well done.
Instant fucking.
That was just perfect.
Being yourself.
We're the same size.
Height.
That's tripping me up.
Well done.
Well done.
(11:39):
You're gonna be there.
It gives a fuck what other people think.
There's always going to be someone out there who's not going to like the way you look, the way you talk, the things that make you happy.
But there's going to be just as many people out there that have the exact same fucking interest as you.
Exactly.
And they're the people that you're going to be making connections with.
You know, that's going to be fulfilling.
(12:00):
And that's going to help, you know, help fulfill your life.
Gives you the ability to live with that authenticity.
So.
You get needles in your butt, but I'll give you a hint, getting your butt tattooed is not very nice.
That wouldn't feel very nice.
You got a tattoo on your butt, don't you?
(12:26):
Yeah, it's your name.
My name.
I was thinking about that the other day, actually, not your name, but your name.
My name.
So like, get that one I've got on my butt blacked out and then literally get the words, your name.
I thought that was cool because then they were like, so I got a tattoo on my butt.
(12:54):
It's like, oh, what is this?
Like your name.
What?
My name?
Yeah, your name.
How cool is that?
Right.
Yeah, it's funny as your main line, which will be like a little bit higher in that mid range.
The easiest way to go about that now is actually doing an auto tune or pitch shifting.
(13:19):
So when a lot of metal music and rock music, when you hear the harmonies, all they're doing is taking the vocal track,
dropping it into another track and then pitch shifting that whole track down to the lower vocal harmony or the higher and then blending it.
So when you do a full pitch change like that, because the vibrato is changing so abruptly,
(13:44):
if you were just listening to that by itself, yeah, it would sound super robotic and super computerized.
But when they blended in with the main vocal, you get the harmony sound.
Dude, you know how many times I had to record vocals for Iron Wizard because we wanted heavier sections where it was like, we're going to triple layer these vocals.
(14:11):
So then you've got to go back and record the chorus, for example.
You'd record the chorus how you normally sing it.
And then you'd go back and like, right, we're going to rerecord this.
Except now you're going to do a high range scream for it. And then it's like, cool, that sounds good, but we need some lows for it.
So now you're going to go back and rerecord the exact same fucking thing in your low guttural.
(14:36):
And it's like, yeah, sick. Just what I want to do. I want to sing the same fucking chorus three times in a row.
And that's provided you got it right those three fucking times.
Because chances are you're not. You can get attacked by any animal.
You can. You absolutely can. And I would if it was any animal and I got attacked by one, I wouldn't be able to like that animal.
(15:01):
I don't think I got attacked by magpies a lot growing up. I don't hate all birds.
Everyone hates magpies.
Magpies are fuck with. You're not an Australian.
Yeah, you wouldn't know. Magpies are like suicide bombers. Yeah, you can't compare them to any other bird.
Suicide bombers of the animal kingdom.
(15:25):
Pain's in the ass. You just stroll along going for a perfectly nice walk on a perfect day, minding your own business.
And this magpie decides to come down and stick its beak in the top of your head.
And make a fuck ton of noise and flap its wings in your ears.
(15:48):
Yeah, yeah. It's a terrifying experience.
Yeah, that is a terrifying experience.
Just like when the beak like clicks, like it snaps and that's a weird sound. It's a scary sound.
Yeah, I used to think it was hilarious watching people get swooped by magpies until I got swooped for the first time.
That was fucking terrible. Like I vividly remember I was at the beach.
(16:11):
So back in Bundy, there's this place called Moorpark Beach and we'd go there like regularly and we were there with another family.
And we were going, we'd been down on the beach and we're going back to like the picnic area.
And I said to one of the other kids, I was like, I'll race you back to the picnic area.
(16:32):
I was like, I was like six years older than this kid. So like I was going to smash in my hands down.
And so I did. I like took off and like just like, yeah, look at me go.
Fucking amazing. This magpie just came out of nowhere and just swooped the shit.
Like I like freaked out. I was like laying on the ground, hands over my head, just like screaming.
(16:54):
And yep, yep, no. Yep. So there you go.
It passed the word onto all of its friends too because from then on, like they just relentlessly swooped the shit out of me and I just cry every time.
We've got signs that go up in Australia. Like making like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We've got fully fledged signs that go up on like, I don't know, lamp posts.
(17:18):
Yeah. Things like that when you're walking through different park areas, there will be a big sign saying magpies swoop here.
And I'd say a lot of people decide not to walk through there if they see that sign. Yeah.
Yeah. And you're not allowed to fucking fight back. No. They're protected. They are very much protected.
(17:41):
Oh, yeah. I guess my fart trend on on Instagram. I can love those.
Have you seen that? I have not seen that. No, I've got to find some.
Yes. It's like it's normally like couples, right?
And they're like one of like the person holding the camera, like walk up to their partner and be like, Caleb, guess my fart.
(18:06):
And they've got like a couple of seconds to like recreate what they think the farts going to sound like.
And that's so I'm like and then like, you know, they act like the person doing the fart.
Sometimes they get it right. And they sound exactly like the person that they're guessing.
Like, yes, fucking amazing. What if what if he coming to but like, that's the best thing that society has brought out in ages.
(18:32):
I really I don't I don't really listen to this. I don't really count.
I don't really count Friday as a weekend. That's part of the weekend. Friday.
Weekend starts when you knock off Friday. I disagree.
Well, you're wrong. Weekend starts Saturday morning.
The weekend starts when you knock off Friday. Nice.
(18:56):
Friday is part of the working day. No, it's wrong.
Well, I mean, I'm probably wrong. I could be wrong.
But it's just I don't count it as a weekend. I count the weekend. I count the two days.
That's it. Friday night is part of the weekend.
OK. Novelties like, you know, other streaming platforms and things like that.
(19:21):
I used to have a fair fair chunk of the streaming platforms. They take up a whole chunk of money.
And you might like, you know, when I had all of them, you know, you got Netflix, you know, there's being Amazon, you know, there's Crudgy Roll, there's Disney Plus, Stan.
I think I've already said Netflix, but, you know, so many.
And if you've got a vast majority of those, that's a big chunk of cash like each month.
(19:45):
It's. And I know what nothing I could go to bed.
Dick. No, they made to give you like nothing to stop you before.
I was going to ask you how much your porn hub subscription costed you.
Not enough to make it not not not enough to make me cut it out.
(20:22):
That that's that's a big stress.
Not knowing when the next amount of money is going to come in.
How long do I have to sit on this before I'm going to get more money?
Can I pay for this bill now?
All that sort of thing.
What?
What I say there that was.
(20:47):
How am I going to have to sit on this before I get more money?
Go away for us.
You pump the shit out of your music on the way to work, right?
Like four or five o'clock in the morning.
(21:08):
Like it's it's it's it's at max volume.
Yeah, I'm the same. I roll into work like windows down.
I'm like music going hard at like four thirty in the morning.
I don't give a shit. Yeah, love it.
Yeah. The worst part is like when you you crank it on the way home
(21:29):
and then you get up in the morning and yeah, turn the car on.
And it's just like all of a sudden you're getting absolutely ear raped by death metal.
He's like, yeah, good morning, neighbors.
Usually wait till I turn the first corner and then goes right up.
Once I'm on the main road, once I leave the driveway.
(21:51):
Yeah, very good. You should fucking know.
My horse, my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick. Oh, it tastes just like raisins.
Fucking amazing song.
There's a flash song back in the day, wasn't it?
The old Dobie flash. That's taken us back. It's back in the day.
(22:16):
Remember that one?
Baja Baja mushroom. Oh, that sounds familiar.
Baja Baja Baja Baja Baja Baja Baja Mushroom Mushroom.
Oh, yeah.
Showing your age there, mate.
Hmm.
(22:38):
Good old days when no one knew what meets, it was.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Don't look it up. Please.
Yeah, please.
We all fell for that back in back in high school.
You know, actually, I got a story about that.
(22:59):
Back. This is like back when Internet was so fucking slow, everything was tedious to load, right?
So one of the guys that I was gaming with sent me the link and I was like, OK, yeah, cool.
So I clicked on it and I think I was playing World of Warcraft at the time.
And I was just like plodding away and the song was going, you spin me right round.
(23:22):
But I said, fuck you. I love this song.
So I just like jam into this song in the background.
Fuck yeah.
Playing a bit of World of Warcraft with the song going because I'm loop.
So it just didn't stop. And I was just like, oh, that's right.
You know, he sent me a link. So I alt tabbed out and it's just.
I've just been jamming to this song for like half an hour.
(23:44):
Fuck yeah. I love this song. And then just boom.
I was like, oh, fuck me.
Because it had a spin counter as well, like how many spins you'd gone through.
And yeah, I'd gone through a lot of spins.
It's dinner.
You know, tea is a beverage.
Tea is a beverage, but tea is also a meal.
(24:06):
It's an umbrella term for several different meals consisting of food accompanied by tea.
Oh, yes.
It's dinner.
So what about high tea?
That's different altogether.
It's not dinner, is it? High tea is not dinner.
Well, no, it's not. But it's food.
No, no, no.
(24:28):
So that's where it comes from.
So when you say tea, it's like you're eating food, usually with tea.
It's an English term.
What is?
The whole thing was Caleb said he was going to eat some tea.
And it was referring to dinner.
You know, no, tea is.
Just another word for dinner.
(24:50):
It's fucking.
Really is.
We want to get to the bottom of this.
So can someone please tell Christian that he's wrong?
Put it in the YouTube comments.
I'm going to group chat the shit out of this later.
They always back you up.
Yeah, because I'm always fucking right.
(25:11):
Everyone.
Howdy.
Welcome to this week's episode of the Pain in Our Head podcast.
Today I am very glad to introduce Papa Smurf to the podcast.
Very glad to have you here.
It's Smurfette.
Well, very glad to have you here nonetheless.
(25:34):
What's been happening this week?
Talk us through the hair.
Spontaneous decision.
You don't have to go into mega detail.
Well, it's probably not the worst thing to go into really.
Like it's the basic white girl approach to mental health breakdown 101.
(25:58):
Decided to fuck with my hair.
So here we are.
This week.
Well, first of all, welcome to the Pain in Our Head podcast.
We've already said that.
But if you're listening for the first time, we go over mental health topics.
We have a chat to each other, talk a lot of different shit and then talk about some music as well.
(26:21):
So that's kind of what we do.
Pooh for Tuesday.
$2 pots.
Yeah.
Not anymore.
I don't know if anyone does $2 pots on Tuesdays anymore.
I feel like that's a really old thing that I used to partake in.
Think of the past.
You can't get anything for $2 these days.
Thursday nights was like $5 jugs.
$5 jugs.
(26:42):
Yeah.
Jugs, man.
I spewed in a lot of gardens.
Yeah.
At the one place.
The Queenie, man.
The Queen flambe used to do $2 pots on Tuesday nights and Thursday nights was $5 jugs.
So it was like trashy Tuesday and thirsty Thursday.
Thirsty Thursday, trashy Tuesday.
(27:03):
Yeah.
I guess.
I wish I wasn't here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
In South Australia.
I think that's the wrong way.
Well, it's a thought.
Oh, we've got blue hair instead.
(27:25):
I'm happy with that.
I'd feel so guilty.
Yeah.
That's going to be a real, isn't it?
(27:53):
Yeah, that would be nice.
Not for you, grandma.
Don't comment again.
You're wrong.
That was amazing.
Very, very much appreciated that comment.
Well, you know, it's always nice to be right.
The fucking disrespect.
Disrespect.
You should have just agreed with me because I'm your grandson.
Your only grandson.
(28:16):
Your first grandchild.
Well, you know, when you're wrong, you're wrong.
I'm not wrong.
Are you playing a hit podcast?
I've been chatting about the struggles of quitting, quitting vaping.
Recently, laws have come in and we can't vape anymore.
(28:53):
It's not it's it's not good.
You know, perfect cue here.
We've done an addictions episode.
If you're out there and you're struggling, have a listen.
Have a watch to our additions episode.
Fuck.
(29:14):
Fuck you.
This is bullshit.
Look, all right.
I cracked the shit today and I fucking yeeted my vape.
All right.
I fucking yeeted it.
I was just like, I've been thinking about quitting for a couple of weeks.
I quit smoking.
I was just vaping and I was just like, I'm going to quit.
(29:38):
I'm going to quit. I'm going to quit.
And then the new laws came in and, you know, they're not going to be selling all the nice flavors and you got to go to a chemist and all this sort of fucking who?
And I was like, fuck you.
Stupid government.
Like just fuck.
Fuck you.
It's like you don't have to buy cigarettes at a chemist.
So why do you have to go buy fucking vapes at a chemist?
(30:00):
Like just piss off you fucking wankers.
As you can tell, I quit today and I'm really fucking struggling because I cracked a fucking canty and yeeted my vape.
And it took about an hour before it to kick in where I was just like, oh, yeah, I'm going to hit my vape.
I went, no, no, I can't hit it because it's not there.
(30:22):
And then a couple of minutes later, I was like, I'm going to hit my vape.
No, you're not.
And that's my life for the rest of the fucking afternoon because here we are on a Tuesday afternoon.
We went for the hat trick.
We got it.
And, you know, for the last two and a half, three hours, I have just been fucking gagging for a vape.
(30:48):
And threw a Tanti.
Were you stressed?
Is that why you threw the Tanti?
That's a great, that's a great word.
Tanti.
Oh, I love that word.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, it's a fantastic word.
You can use it so like you use it really like fucking obnoxiously too, so you have a little Tanti.
Really fucking see someone just crack off.
(31:10):
Yeah.
Mislead the fuck out of you.
Make you think like we're going to talk about something and talk about something else.
Talk about mental health.
And then we'd talk a lot of shit and food and literal poop.
And then a little bit of smattering of fucking mental health over the top of it.
(31:39):
I can.
You'd hate parking with me.
I'd fucking throttle you.
I already know it.
I already know it.
I wouldn't let you drive.
Tyler, Tyler can't stand it.
We go to the shops or somewhere like that or anywhere with a big parking lot.
I parked further away.
(32:00):
I park as far as I can away from everyone else, which is obviously away from the entrance because everyone likes to park right at the entrance.
So I park well and truly away from everyone else.
So I do that anyway.
It helps me not be stressed.
I hate being like so compact with everyone else.
(32:21):
That gives me stress and anxiety being so close to everyone else.
You know, you know, actually not grinds my gears.
I'll do that at the shops.
I'll park like, like right on top of me to the W like 10 parks either side of me.
And this fuckhead will park right next to me.
(32:45):
Yeah, that really that really runs me out here in a better mood.
You got a lot more sleep last night, didn't you?
I don't want you to tell me.
You tried anyway.
Yeah, no, I got a lot more sleep than I normally would.
I still wake up tired though.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
One of these things takes a while to get used to.
My body was like, well, you've had your four hours, you better wake up.
(33:08):
And I looked at the clock and it was one thirty in the morning.
I was like, fuck.
Not yet.
Not happening.
Still got two hours to go.
Come on.
And then I woke up completely rat shit.
So that was great.
Yeah.
And now, you know, you're starting to get a bit early, trying to get some more sleep.
And now some new games are coming out and we're not going to fucking go to bed tonight.
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So it's just going out the window.
You're only at day two.
I've been going to bed reasonably well this whole week, to be honest, like not super late.
I think I'm only one night there where I stayed up.
But so far, I've been a good sleep.
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It's good.
It's good.
Eat more broccoli.
Broccoli or broccolai?
Broccoli.
Can you say broccoli?
Broccolai.
I've never heard anyone say broccolai.
You haven't heard anyone say broccolai?
I'm surprised they don't say it down here.
Everything's fucking fancy.
Dance and plants.
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So I ask you a question and can you answer it, please?
Oh, you can't give me the fucking answer.
Do you want this plant and do you want to go on a dance?
That sounds like Queensland.
It's making me feel right at home here.
I feel like such a bogan sometimes when they talk like that around me.
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It's just like, I'm just waiting for an answer.
Yeah, I'm just waiting to hear back from old mate.
I'm just going down to the survey.
Yeah.
It's my favourite.
Just going down to the survey to grab a pie and a coke.
Sauce roll.
Sauce roll.
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Yeah.
I'm going to get a dead horse on it.
I'm going to get a dead horse.
Oh, get out.
For our overseas listeners.
What the fuck?
Dead horse?
We are referred to tomato sauce with ketchup for a lot of people as well.
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Ketchup.
We're referred to tomato sauce as dead horse.
It's a very Australian slang way of saying tomato sauce.
Like we all came.
It's always dead horse.
Forever will be dead horse to me.
We need to speak about it.
That's right, because we had already recorded the episode before this was even a thing.
Oh my god.
(35:47):
I need to find that link.
Yeah, I sent you the picture, didn't I?
Oops, I got muted.
Top Reddit that comes up when you search once human music.
Abyss Oracle.
Abyss Oracle.
Is that the name of the radio station?
(36:08):
We can probably explain.
We're talking about the sound.
We've been playing once human and there's radio stations in game.
Like if you play Grand Theft Auto or shit like that, you know what we're talking about.
But there's radio stations and there's a station called Abyss Oracle.
And it plays alternative music.
Some songs.
(36:33):
Either way, fucking slaps, slaps way harder than it should.
Was not expecting it.
Turn the radio on.
I was like, I wonder if there's like a metal kind of channel and then fucking there it is.
And I was just like, it's fucking hard.
And then Caleb started playing the game and was like, fuck you.
It's real hard.
(36:54):
I'm sorry.
As you go.
Oh, fuck you.
This fucking slaps.
I.
I'm trying to impersonate me.
Yeah.
He thinks he does a good job of impersonating me or trying to sell like me.
I just think it's hilarious.
I know for a fact that I have impersonated you like perfectly at times because I've had other people listen to it and go, yeah, that's Caleb.
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Go and check out the new album because it's fucking awesome.
And last thing for me, I may as well finish myself off and then.
Fuck.
That's going to be a clip.
Very, very cool.
(37:48):
Did you know, give a man a jumper.
He'll be warm for a short period of time.
But if you set him on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I'm going to keep it near these dad jokes.
They're fucking amazing.
You like these.
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You're more into the dark jokes.
I love a good dad joke, but they've got to be good.
That's the problem.
They're not supposed to be good.
They should be terrible.
Did you know the diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes.
Yeah.
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That one cracked you up.
That's good.
Because it involves poop.
Do lots of the laughing.
Laughing.
I like that.
Laughing.
Hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot.
Fuck off, dickhead.
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I'm never going to live it down.
Never.
How cold it is.
You don't just jump straight in.
You jump straight in, don't you?
I don't want to get one of those people.
You do, don't you?
I like my bodily functions to be working at optimal efficiency.
I don't want to jump in and break a body part.
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What's the paranoid about that, actually?
Breaking a bone.
Diving into water and stuff.
When I was growing up, we'd go swimming in the river.
You'd jump in first.
Yeah, no, it's off the...
You check the bottom.
Check the depth.
Check your bottom.
Did I tell you that my grief counselor passed away?
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Oh, I've heard this one.
Fuck you!
Laughing.
He was so good, I didn't even care.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
That's a good one.
That was a good one.
We've always said, don't look it up.
Here we are.
Now we've changed everyone.
Fuck it.
Fuck around and find out.
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Viewer discretion advised.
My song is No Cock Like Horse Cock.
Laughing.
By Peppa Coyote.
And it's from, I think it's called Tales from the Wasteland album.
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And it's exactly what it sounds like.
It's a guy singing about really enjoying horse length photos.
Laughing.
It's going on the playlist.
Yeah, it's great.
It just, yeah, it's funny.
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I can't listen to it without smiling.
No, it cheeses you up.
It's a good song too.
It's catchy.
Yeah.
It's really well done.
And that's great.
I love a really well produced, catchy song.
Fuck it.
Same as the OCT stuff, Dim Sum Paradise and Don't Touch My Clocks.
They're comedy songs, but really fucking well done.
(41:12):
Really well done.
I don't feel good.
So I went out the front of the venue and proceeded to just blow chunks.
I was sitting in the gutter, just blowing chunks.
I had my legs spread.
I was just like, blah.
And then I just, someone walked past, like, you okay?
And I was like, nah.
I was like, get, get Gumby.
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I'm not good.
And then I just boom on my back.
I had had like all my shirt completely undone.
And I'm just like laying on the fucking sidewalk.
Just a pile of like vomit between my legs in the gutter.
And Gumby, who I've mentioned before, is a brother to me.
He came out.
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And so they call me Spoon.
That's my name back in Queensland.
And he just looks at me and he goes, you all right, Spoon?
No.
No.
He pulls his phone out.
Ka-ching.
Take the photo.
That photo has been Photoshopped into so many different pictures now.
(42:18):
It's amazing.
I don't regret it.
I regret missing like half of the set because I was passed out outside.
But just the joy that's come from that, Sid, that photo, that one photo.
I think I've sent it to you before.
There's like a, I've been edited into like, there's like a bunch of horses running down the beach.
(42:39):
And I'm like sitting on one of them.
I'm just like, and there's like a ballet class and there's me.
Yeah, it's great.
I love it.
Got an eye infection from Soundwave.
Does that count?
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This dude was like windmill head banging in the mosh pit next to me.
He had like hair like halfway down his back.
And cause it was like in the middle of the day, we were all dripping sweat.
It like come up and like whipped me in the eye.
And by the end of the Soundwave, like my eye was like swollen, shot and irritated.
Like my eyes are burning thinking about it.
Yeah, bro.
What's going on everyone, Caleb here.
(00:03):
Why? Why do you do this shit to me?
You're an arse. I don't know what you're talking about.
Every fucking week,
every week, there is a
five second countdown before we go live
(00:25):
and it gets to three seconds and I'm sitting here going
what's this prick going to say to me this week?
Thank you, Caleb.
Great, great, great, great, great quote.
It is the result of hard work, preparation.
That's terrible.
(00:48):
It's terrible.
Yes, you're wrong.
I don't even remember how that topic came up.
That was fucked up, but we were talking about peanut butter.
(01:11):
It's probably gone where you thought it went.
Caleb doesn't like peanut butter.
Who the fuck doesn't like peanut butter?
I love peanut butter. It's amazing.
It's fucking disgusting.
Both sides of the fence.
I'm not sitting on the fence though because I don't want to catch my nuts.
(01:33):
That would be horrible.
So it's good to choose a side to be on.
Oh my goodness.
You're very shocked.
I'm pretty on it today.
Well, I guess we'll take this little quick time to just thank each and every one of you for listening.
It absolutely means the world listening or watching.
(01:55):
It really does mean the world to us.
So thank you.
I've completely lost my train of thought.
Why do you just listen to this?
Maybe put that in the comments.
Time to be selfish.
I know you thought that was going somewhere else.
I could just hear the fucking Pornhub intro music in my head.
(02:19):
I play that at least once every band practice on the drums.
I have to.
I'm just that type of person.
But it's fun.
I talked about my grime with Maccas the other day, didn't I?
Yeah, you did.
Every fucking time.
Now, for people listening, I don't get fast food a lot.
(02:43):
I don't really like it.
Sometimes I understand you're tired, you don't have anything at home, whatever.
Who cares?
So I'll go and I'll get Maccas.
That's sort of something that I'll get because it's cheap.
It's average.
It's crap.
But you know what you're going to get.
It's the Caleb of takeaway.
It's just cheap and nasty.
(03:04):
It's just cheap and nasty.
That's exactly right.
Anyway, I don't go that often.
But every single fucking time I go, all I want from there,
is a chocolate shake every time.
They are dead.
They're the bomb.
They go off for me.
I really like them.
But every time, every time I fucking go, no, sorry, we can't do chocolate shakes.
(03:30):
Would you like and this is the part that kills me.
This is the part that I hate the most.
Would you like a chocolate frappe instead?
No, I wouldn't like a fucking chocolate fucking frappe.
It's not the same.
I don't want cream on top of fucking ice and milky water mixed together with shitty chocolate syrup.
(03:53):
You know what I mean?
Anyway, I guess I have to ask that.
But anyway, shits me.
That's a great song.
That's a great song.
Nirvana.
Yeah, let's keep it that way.
I'm going to add, just in spite of you, to our podcast playlist,
(04:21):
I am adding something in the way by Nirvana, something in the way by Sita,
and I'm adding all apologies, just in spite of you.
I'm adding all three of those songs to the playlist this week.
We'll say the same thing so they could take more fucking breaks, because you'd need them.
Be selfish.
(04:42):
Be selfish.
Stop smoking.
So last week we were talking about addictions, and then we get to the break,
and I go, oh, thank fuck, I really did nicotine hit.
I forgot about that.
My clip, I don't know.
(05:03):
We were talking earlier today, Christian, he puts his toilet paper on the roll,
and he's an under.
You know what I mean by that?
He does it the wrong way.
For me, when you put the toilet paper on the roll, it should go over.
(05:29):
It's like you're saying that the toilet paper, like the bit that you grab,
should be closest to you and not the wall.
Yeah, yeah, over the top, yeah.
It must fucking hurt to be so wrong all the time.
Do you scrunch or fold?
(05:52):
I'm a folder.
Oh, you're a scruncher.
I feel like the more we do these podcasts, the more things I learn about you I don't like.
I don't even know what to say to that.
Look, if I'm going to be honest with you, I changed.
I used to be a scruncher.
I used to be a folder.
(06:15):
So who kicked you in the head?
It must have been a real good fucking gig.
Anyway, that's fun.
It's fun.
(06:38):
I think I got my point across.
I love jazz, by the way.
Yeah, me too.
We should play jazz together.
Well, could it be playing or could it just be me flogging you?
Probably just flogging you.
Anyway, yeah.
(07:01):
That's fucking presumptuous.
I'm pretty cocky with it.
It'll be mighty fine when I knock you off that fucking eyeballs.
What's going on, everyone?
Caleb here.
Hi, I'm Christina.
I shave my beard.
Welcome to this week's episode of the Pain in Our Head podcast.
(07:27):
Yeah, tell me about the decision to shave your beard, Christian.
Or Christina.
No, there's one in my bedroom every fucking night.
I don't know if I'm imagining it at this point.
I slap the fuck out of myself.
I wait for the cunt to get near my head and I'm just like, wha-boom!
(07:50):
The best part is we are trying to get to sleep.
You see this?
It just keeps going.
You can hear it coming too and then it gets right into your ear and you're just like, I'm going to kill someone.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't really get loud and then it stops all of a sudden.
(08:11):
There you go.
It's landed.
I'm going to get it.
You slap yourself in the face and you're like, eee!
Fuck's up and you're like, fuck!
Yeah.
And then it comes up and we're just like, okay, we'll do it tomorrow then.
(08:32):
So we had that shit happen yesterday, obviously.
And we had this whole shit talk thing where we were like, oh yeah, Star Wars, what's your favorite movie?
I just couldn't be fucked.
One, I'm sick.
Two, Caleb's fucking wrong.
Three, it's just...
(08:57):
I'm just going to be such a cunt.
How is that different from any other week?
I'm going to give him a shout out, Ash.
Or he's AMP on Spotify.
He's got some music on Spotify.
Go and check that out.
He's I guess an indie Brisbane artist.
Didn't you help with one of the songs?
(09:18):
Yeah, I've drummed on a few of his tracks.
I think I...
Yeah.
Stand Tall?
Yeah, Stand Tall.
Yeah, yeah.
One of his biggest singles.
I've got that on my iTunes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I might put it in the podcast playlist and just see if I can get him a few more streams.
He'll appreciate that.
It's a good song though.
Yeah, I drummed on that for him.
He taught me a lot in regards to music theory and just reading music.
(09:43):
It's one of those things where you think, oh, it's very complicated looking from the outside.
But once you get toward it or you get shown the tricks, it's quite easy.
There's a lot of simpleness to it, I guess.
It's not even a word, simpleness.
I'm a simpleton.
I've already talked about The Offspring.
We've already talked about The Offspring and how much I love The Offspring.
(10:06):
Days Go By album.
OK, that awesome album.
Just all the songs in that.
Love them.
Anyway, there's a song on the album called Turning Into You.
And that whole song is, it just talks about, it's very clear, it talks about how you're trying to be someone that you're not.
(10:29):
I've got three songs.
You've got three songs?
Yeah, to give you an idea for another one like you did for me before.
There's a line.
He said something, it was just like boom.
Bang.
Song.
Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, that's what happened to me.
That's how I remembered this song.
That did sound like it.
That was a big slap.
That was the wrong hand.
(10:50):
Oh, yeah, OK.
What's wrong with that hand?
Wankers cramp.
Shit.
(11:17):
There's no delay on that, Ed.
Nah, well done.
Instant fucking.
That was just perfect.
Being yourself.
We're the same size.
Height.
That's tripping me up.
Well done.
Well done.
(11:39):
You're gonna be there.
It gives a fuck what other people think.
There's always going to be someone out there who's not going to like the way you look, the way you talk, the things that make you happy.
But there's going to be just as many people out there that have the exact same fucking interest as you.
Exactly.
And they're the people that you're going to be making connections with.
You know, that's going to be fulfilling.
(12:00):
And that's going to help, you know, help fulfill your life.
Gives you the ability to live with that authenticity.
So.
You get needles in your butt, but I'll give you a hint, getting your butt tattooed is not very nice.
That wouldn't feel very nice.
You got a tattoo on your butt, don't you?
(12:26):
Yeah, it's your name.
My name.
I was thinking about that the other day, actually, not your name, but your name.
My name.
So like, get that one I've got on my butt blacked out and then literally get the words, your name.
I thought that was cool because then they were like, so I got a tattoo on my butt.
(12:54):
It's like, oh, what is this?
Like your name.
What?
My name?
Yeah, your name.
How cool is that?
Right.
Yeah, it's funny as your main line, which will be like a little bit higher in that mid range.
The easiest way to go about that now is actually doing an auto tune or pitch shifting.
(13:19):
So when a lot of metal music and rock music, when you hear the harmonies, all they're doing is taking the vocal track,
dropping it into another track and then pitch shifting that whole track down to the lower vocal harmony or the higher and then blending it.
So when you do a full pitch change like that, because the vibrato is changing so abruptly,
(13:44):
if you were just listening to that by itself, yeah, it would sound super robotic and super computerized.
But when they blended in with the main vocal, you get the harmony sound.
Dude, you know how many times I had to record vocals for Iron Wizard because we wanted heavier sections where it was like, we're going to triple layer these vocals.
(14:11):
So then you've got to go back and record the chorus, for example.
You'd record the chorus how you normally sing it.
And then you'd go back and like, right, we're going to rerecord this.
Except now you're going to do a high range scream for it. And then it's like, cool, that sounds good, but we need some lows for it.
So now you're going to go back and rerecord the exact same fucking thing in your low guttural.
(14:36):
And it's like, yeah, sick. Just what I want to do. I want to sing the same fucking chorus three times in a row.
And that's provided you got it right those three fucking times.
Because chances are you're not. You can get attacked by any animal.
You can. You absolutely can. And I would if it was any animal and I got attacked by one, I wouldn't be able to like that animal.
(15:01):
I don't think I got attacked by magpies a lot growing up. I don't hate all birds.
Everyone hates magpies.
Magpies are fuck with. You're not an Australian.
Yeah, you wouldn't know. Magpies are like suicide bombers. Yeah, you can't compare them to any other bird.
Suicide bombers of the animal kingdom.
(15:25):
Pain's in the ass. You just stroll along going for a perfectly nice walk on a perfect day, minding your own business.
And this magpie decides to come down and stick its beak in the top of your head.
And make a fuck ton of noise and flap its wings in your ears.
(15:48):
Yeah, yeah. It's a terrifying experience.
Yeah, that is a terrifying experience.
Just like when the beak like clicks, like it snaps and that's a weird sound. It's a scary sound.
Yeah, I used to think it was hilarious watching people get swooped by magpies until I got swooped for the first time.
That was fucking terrible. Like I vividly remember I was at the beach.
(16:11):
So back in Bundy, there's this place called Moorpark Beach and we'd go there like regularly and we were there with another family.
And we were going, we'd been down on the beach and we're going back to like the picnic area.
And I said to one of the other kids, I was like, I'll race you back to the picnic area.
(16:32):
I was like, I was like six years older than this kid. So like I was going to smash in my hands down.
And so I did. I like took off and like just like, yeah, look at me go.
Fucking amazing. This magpie just came out of nowhere and just swooped the shit.
Like I like freaked out. I was like laying on the ground, hands over my head, just like screaming.
(16:54):
And yep, yep, no. Yep. So there you go.
It passed the word onto all of its friends too because from then on, like they just relentlessly swooped the shit out of me and I just cry every time.
We've got signs that go up in Australia. Like making like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We've got fully fledged signs that go up on like, I don't know, lamp posts.
(17:18):
Yeah. Things like that when you're walking through different park areas, there will be a big sign saying magpies swoop here.
And I'd say a lot of people decide not to walk through there if they see that sign. Yeah.
Yeah. And you're not allowed to fucking fight back. No. They're protected. They are very much protected.
(17:41):
Oh, yeah. I guess my fart trend on on Instagram. I can love those.
Have you seen that? I have not seen that. No, I've got to find some.
Yes. It's like it's normally like couples, right?
And they're like one of like the person holding the camera, like walk up to their partner and be like, Caleb, guess my fart.
(18:06):
And they've got like a couple of seconds to like recreate what they think the farts going to sound like.
And that's so I'm like and then like, you know, they act like the person doing the fart.
Sometimes they get it right. And they sound exactly like the person that they're guessing.
Like, yes, fucking amazing. What if what if he coming to but like, that's the best thing that society has brought out in ages.
(18:32):
I really I don't I don't really listen to this. I don't really count.
I don't really count Friday as a weekend. That's part of the weekend. Friday.
Weekend starts when you knock off Friday. I disagree.
Well, you're wrong. Weekend starts Saturday morning.
The weekend starts when you knock off Friday. Nice.
(18:56):
Friday is part of the working day. No, it's wrong.
Well, I mean, I'm probably wrong. I could be wrong.
But it's just I don't count it as a weekend. I count the weekend. I count the two days.
That's it. Friday night is part of the weekend.
OK. Novelties like, you know, other streaming platforms and things like that.
(19:21):
I used to have a fair fair chunk of the streaming platforms. They take up a whole chunk of money.
And you might like, you know, when I had all of them, you know, you got Netflix, you know, there's being Amazon, you know, there's Crudgy Roll, there's Disney Plus, Stan.
I think I've already said Netflix, but, you know, so many.
And if you've got a vast majority of those, that's a big chunk of cash like each month.
(19:45):
It's. And I know what nothing I could go to bed.
Dick. No, they made to give you like nothing to stop you before.
I was going to ask you how much your porn hub subscription costed you.
Not enough to make it not not not enough to make me cut it out.
(20:22):
That that's that's a big stress.
Not knowing when the next amount of money is going to come in.
How long do I have to sit on this before I'm going to get more money?
Can I pay for this bill now?
All that sort of thing.
What?
What I say there that was.
(20:47):
How am I going to have to sit on this before I get more money?
Go away for us.
You pump the shit out of your music on the way to work, right?
Like four or five o'clock in the morning.
(21:08):
Like it's it's it's it's at max volume.
Yeah, I'm the same. I roll into work like windows down.
I'm like music going hard at like four thirty in the morning.
I don't give a shit. Yeah, love it.
Yeah. The worst part is like when you you crank it on the way home
(21:29):
and then you get up in the morning and yeah, turn the car on.
And it's just like all of a sudden you're getting absolutely ear raped by death metal.
He's like, yeah, good morning, neighbors.
Usually wait till I turn the first corner and then goes right up.
Once I'm on the main road, once I leave the driveway.
(21:51):
Yeah, very good. You should fucking know.
My horse, my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick. Oh, it tastes just like raisins.
Fucking amazing song.
There's a flash song back in the day, wasn't it?
The old Dobie flash. That's taken us back. It's back in the day.
(22:16):
Remember that one?
Baja Baja mushroom. Oh, that sounds familiar.
Baja Baja Baja Baja Baja Baja Baja Mushroom Mushroom.
Oh, yeah.
Showing your age there, mate.
Hmm.
(22:38):
Good old days when no one knew what meets, it was.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Don't look it up. Please.
Yeah, please.
We all fell for that back in back in high school.
You know, actually, I got a story about that.
(22:59):
Back. This is like back when Internet was so fucking slow, everything was tedious to load, right?
So one of the guys that I was gaming with sent me the link and I was like, OK, yeah, cool.
So I clicked on it and I think I was playing World of Warcraft at the time.
And I was just like plodding away and the song was going, you spin me right round.
(23:22):
But I said, fuck you. I love this song.
So I just like jam into this song in the background.
Fuck yeah.
Playing a bit of World of Warcraft with the song going because I'm loop.
So it just didn't stop. And I was just like, oh, that's right.
You know, he sent me a link. So I alt tabbed out and it's just.
I've just been jamming to this song for like half an hour.
(23:44):
Fuck yeah. I love this song. And then just boom.
I was like, oh, fuck me.
Because it had a spin counter as well, like how many spins you'd gone through.
And yeah, I'd gone through a lot of spins.
It's dinner.
You know, tea is a beverage.
Tea is a beverage, but tea is also a meal.
(24:06):
It's an umbrella term for several different meals consisting of food accompanied by tea.
Oh, yes.
It's dinner.
So what about high tea?
That's different altogether.
It's not dinner, is it? High tea is not dinner.
Well, no, it's not. But it's food.
No, no, no.
(24:28):
So that's where it comes from.
So when you say tea, it's like you're eating food, usually with tea.
It's an English term.
What is?
The whole thing was Caleb said he was going to eat some tea.
And it was referring to dinner.
You know, no, tea is.
Just another word for dinner.
(24:50):
It's fucking.
Really is.
We want to get to the bottom of this.
So can someone please tell Christian that he's wrong?
Put it in the YouTube comments.
I'm going to group chat the shit out of this later.
They always back you up.
Yeah, because I'm always fucking right.
(25:11):
Everyone.
Howdy.
Welcome to this week's episode of the Pain in Our Head podcast.
Today I am very glad to introduce Papa Smurf to the podcast.
Very glad to have you here.
It's Smurfette.
Well, very glad to have you here nonetheless.
(25:34):
What's been happening this week?
Talk us through the hair.
Spontaneous decision.
You don't have to go into mega detail.
Well, it's probably not the worst thing to go into really.
Like it's the basic white girl approach to mental health breakdown 101.
(25:58):
Decided to fuck with my hair.
So here we are.
This week.
Well, first of all, welcome to the Pain in Our Head podcast.
We've already said that.
But if you're listening for the first time, we go over mental health topics.
We have a chat to each other, talk a lot of different shit and then talk about some music as well.
(26:21):
So that's kind of what we do.
Pooh for Tuesday.
$2 pots.
Yeah.
Not anymore.
I don't know if anyone does $2 pots on Tuesdays anymore.
I feel like that's a really old thing that I used to partake in.
Think of the past.
You can't get anything for $2 these days.
Thursday nights was like $5 jugs.
$5 jugs.
(26:42):
Yeah.
Jugs, man.
I spewed in a lot of gardens.
Yeah.
At the one place.
The Queenie, man.
The Queen flambe used to do $2 pots on Tuesday nights and Thursday nights was $5 jugs.
So it was like trashy Tuesday and thirsty Thursday.
Thirsty Thursday, trashy Tuesday.
(27:03):
Yeah.
I guess.
I wish I wasn't here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
In South Australia.
I think that's the wrong way.
Well, it's a thought.
Oh, we've got blue hair instead.
(27:25):
I'm happy with that.
I'd feel so guilty.
Yeah.
That's going to be a real, isn't it?
(27:53):
Yeah, that would be nice.
Not for you, grandma.
Don't comment again.
You're wrong.
That was amazing.
Very, very much appreciated that comment.
Well, you know, it's always nice to be right.
The fucking disrespect.
Disrespect.
You should have just agreed with me because I'm your grandson.
Your only grandson.
(28:16):
Your first grandchild.
Well, you know, when you're wrong, you're wrong.
I'm not wrong.
Are you playing a hit podcast?
I've been chatting about the struggles of quitting, quitting vaping.
Recently, laws have come in and we can't vape anymore.
(28:53):
It's not it's it's not good.
You know, perfect cue here.
We've done an addictions episode.
If you're out there and you're struggling, have a listen.
Have a watch to our additions episode.
Fuck.
(29:14):
Fuck you.
This is bullshit.
Look, all right.
I cracked the shit today and I fucking yeeted my vape.
All right.
I fucking yeeted it.
I was just like, I've been thinking about quitting for a couple of weeks.
I quit smoking.
I was just vaping and I was just like, I'm going to quit.
(29:38):
I'm going to quit. I'm going to quit.
And then the new laws came in and, you know, they're not going to be selling all the nice flavors and you got to go to a chemist and all this sort of fucking who?
And I was like, fuck you.
Stupid government.
Like just fuck.
Fuck you.
It's like you don't have to buy cigarettes at a chemist.
So why do you have to go buy fucking vapes at a chemist?
(30:00):
Like just piss off you fucking wankers.
As you can tell, I quit today and I'm really fucking struggling because I cracked a fucking canty and yeeted my vape.
And it took about an hour before it to kick in where I was just like, oh, yeah, I'm going to hit my vape.
I went, no, no, I can't hit it because it's not there.
(30:22):
And then a couple of minutes later, I was like, I'm going to hit my vape.
No, you're not.
And that's my life for the rest of the fucking afternoon because here we are on a Tuesday afternoon.
We went for the hat trick.
We got it.
And, you know, for the last two and a half, three hours, I have just been fucking gagging for a vape.
(30:48):
And threw a Tanti.
Were you stressed?
Is that why you threw the Tanti?
That's a great, that's a great word.
Tanti.
Oh, I love that word.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, it's a fantastic word.
You can use it so like you use it really like fucking obnoxiously too, so you have a little Tanti.
Really fucking see someone just crack off.
(31:10):
Yeah.
Mislead the fuck out of you.
Make you think like we're going to talk about something and talk about something else.
Talk about mental health.
And then we'd talk a lot of shit and food and literal poop.
And then a little bit of smattering of fucking mental health over the top of it.
(31:39):
I can.
You'd hate parking with me.
I'd fucking throttle you.
I already know it.
I already know it.
I wouldn't let you drive.
Tyler, Tyler can't stand it.
We go to the shops or somewhere like that or anywhere with a big parking lot.
I parked further away.
(32:00):
I park as far as I can away from everyone else, which is obviously away from the entrance because everyone likes to park right at the entrance.
So I park well and truly away from everyone else.
So I do that anyway.
It helps me not be stressed.
I hate being like so compact with everyone else.
(32:21):
That gives me stress and anxiety being so close to everyone else.
You know, you know, actually not grinds my gears.
I'll do that at the shops.
I'll park like, like right on top of me to the W like 10 parks either side of me.
And this fuckhead will park right next to me.
(32:45):
Yeah, that really that really runs me out here in a better mood.
You got a lot more sleep last night, didn't you?
I don't want you to tell me.
You tried anyway.
Yeah, no, I got a lot more sleep than I normally would.
I still wake up tired though.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
One of these things takes a while to get used to.
My body was like, well, you've had your four hours, you better wake up.
(33:08):
And I looked at the clock and it was one thirty in the morning.
I was like, fuck.
Not yet.
Not happening.
Still got two hours to go.
Come on.
And then I woke up completely rat shit.
So that was great.
Yeah.
And now, you know, you're starting to get a bit early, trying to get some more sleep.
And now some new games are coming out and we're not going to fucking go to bed tonight.
(33:34):
So it's just going out the window.
You're only at day two.
I've been going to bed reasonably well this whole week, to be honest, like not super late.
I think I'm only one night there where I stayed up.
But so far, I've been a good sleep.
(33:55):
It's good.
It's good.
Eat more broccoli.
Broccoli or broccolai?
Broccoli.
Can you say broccoli?
Broccolai.
I've never heard anyone say broccolai.
You haven't heard anyone say broccolai?
I'm surprised they don't say it down here.
Everything's fucking fancy.
Dance and plants.
(34:17):
So I ask you a question and can you answer it, please?
Oh, you can't give me the fucking answer.
Do you want this plant and do you want to go on a dance?
That sounds like Queensland.
It's making me feel right at home here.
I feel like such a bogan sometimes when they talk like that around me.
(34:39):
It's just like, I'm just waiting for an answer.
Yeah, I'm just waiting to hear back from old mate.
I'm just going down to the survey.
Yeah.
It's my favourite.
Just going down to the survey to grab a pie and a coke.
Sauce roll.
Sauce roll.
(35:00):
Yeah.
I'm going to get a dead horse on it.
I'm going to get a dead horse.
Oh, get out.
For our overseas listeners.
What the fuck?
Dead horse?
We are referred to tomato sauce with ketchup for a lot of people as well.
(35:22):
Ketchup.
We're referred to tomato sauce as dead horse.
It's a very Australian slang way of saying tomato sauce.
Like we all came.
It's always dead horse.
Forever will be dead horse to me.
We need to speak about it.
That's right, because we had already recorded the episode before this was even a thing.
Oh my god.
(35:47):
I need to find that link.
Yeah, I sent you the picture, didn't I?
Oops, I got muted.
Top Reddit that comes up when you search once human music.
Abyss Oracle.
Abyss Oracle.
Is that the name of the radio station?
(36:08):
We can probably explain.
We're talking about the sound.
We've been playing once human and there's radio stations in game.
Like if you play Grand Theft Auto or shit like that, you know what we're talking about.
But there's radio stations and there's a station called Abyss Oracle.
And it plays alternative music.
Some songs.
(36:33):
Either way, fucking slaps, slaps way harder than it should.
Was not expecting it.
Turn the radio on.
I was like, I wonder if there's like a metal kind of channel and then fucking there it is.
And I was just like, it's fucking hard.
And then Caleb started playing the game and was like, fuck you.
It's real hard.
(36:54):
I'm sorry.
As you go.
Oh, fuck you.
This fucking slaps.
I.
I'm trying to impersonate me.
Yeah.
He thinks he does a good job of impersonating me or trying to sell like me.
I just think it's hilarious.
I know for a fact that I have impersonated you like perfectly at times because I've had other people listen to it and go, yeah, that's Caleb.
(37:27):
Go and check out the new album because it's fucking awesome.
And last thing for me, I may as well finish myself off and then.
Fuck.
That's going to be a clip.
Very, very cool.
(37:48):
Did you know, give a man a jumper.
He'll be warm for a short period of time.
But if you set him on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I'm going to keep it near these dad jokes.
They're fucking amazing.
You like these.
(38:10):
You're more into the dark jokes.
I love a good dad joke, but they've got to be good.
That's the problem.
They're not supposed to be good.
They should be terrible.
Did you know the diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes.
Yeah.
(38:32):
That one cracked you up.
That's good.
Because it involves poop.
Do lots of the laughing.
Laughing.
I like that.
Laughing.
Hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot.
Fuck off, dickhead.
(38:53):
I'm never going to live it down.
Never.
How cold it is.
You don't just jump straight in.
You jump straight in, don't you?
I don't want to get one of those people.
You do, don't you?
I like my bodily functions to be working at optimal efficiency.
I don't want to jump in and break a body part.
(39:19):
What's the paranoid about that, actually?
Breaking a bone.
Diving into water and stuff.
When I was growing up, we'd go swimming in the river.
You'd jump in first.
Yeah, no, it's off the...
You check the bottom.
Check the depth.
Check your bottom.
Did I tell you that my grief counselor passed away?
(39:43):
Oh, I've heard this one.
Fuck you!
Laughing.
He was so good, I didn't even care.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
That's a good one.
That was a good one.
We've always said, don't look it up.
Here we are.
Now we've changed everyone.
Fuck it.
Fuck around and find out.
(40:05):
Viewer discretion advised.
My song is No Cock Like Horse Cock.
Laughing.
By Peppa Coyote.
And it's from, I think it's called Tales from the Wasteland album.
(40:26):
And it's exactly what it sounds like.
It's a guy singing about really enjoying horse length photos.
Laughing.
It's going on the playlist.
Yeah, it's great.
It just, yeah, it's funny.
(40:48):
I can't listen to it without smiling.
No, it cheeses you up.
It's a good song too.
It's catchy.
Yeah.
It's really well done.
And that's great.
I love a really well produced, catchy song.
Fuck it.
Same as the OCT stuff, Dim Sum Paradise and Don't Touch My Clocks.
They're comedy songs, but really fucking well done.
(41:12):
Really well done.
I don't feel good.
So I went out the front of the venue and proceeded to just blow chunks.
I was sitting in the gutter, just blowing chunks.
I had my legs spread.
I was just like, blah.
And then I just, someone walked past, like, you okay?
And I was like, nah.
I was like, get, get Gumby.
(41:33):
I'm not good.
And then I just boom on my back.
I had had like all my shirt completely undone.
And I'm just like laying on the fucking sidewalk.
Just a pile of like vomit between my legs in the gutter.
And Gumby, who I've mentioned before, is a brother to me.
He came out.
(41:55):
And so they call me Spoon.
That's my name back in Queensland.
And he just looks at me and he goes, you all right, Spoon?
No.
No.
He pulls his phone out.
Ka-ching.
Take the photo.
That photo has been Photoshopped into so many different pictures now.
(42:18):
It's amazing.
I don't regret it.
I regret missing like half of the set because I was passed out outside.
But just the joy that's come from that, Sid, that photo, that one photo.
I think I've sent it to you before.
There's like a, I've been edited into like, there's like a bunch of horses running down the beach.
(42:39):
And I'm like sitting on one of them.
I'm just like, and there's like a ballet class and there's me.
Yeah, it's great.
I love it.
Got an eye infection from Soundwave.
Does that count?
(43:01):
This dude was like windmill head banging in the mosh pit next to me.
He had like hair like halfway down his back.
And cause it was like in the middle of the day, we were all dripping sweat.
It like come up and like whipped me in the eye.
And by the end of the Soundwave, like my eye was like swollen, shot and irritated.
Like my eyes are burning thinking about it.
Yeah, bro.
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