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Greetings, dear beloved listener,
For this weeks episode, we shall cover a multitude of topics and news stories that are sure to keep your buttocks perfectly gripped with the surface of whatever you may be sitting on at the moment...if you’re standing, boy, those glutes are tight.
For example, we will discuss Johnny Somali and how stupid he is. Seeing him get knocked out on the streets of South Korea was a delight. Aside from that, we’ll talk about some celebrity garbage, we’ll get into a man who was shot by his dog (so he says), and that train that was recently hijacked with dozens of kidnapped victims which had a positive outcome.
We’ll talk about Muckbanging, a young boy that was crushed by his morbidly obese mother – on purpose, some video game stuff, ...we’ll get into the ‘Swatting’ trend, and the I.C.C. legitimately arrested ex-Philippine president – Duerte – for crimes against humanity (yet Trump’s handler, Netanyahu, is still walking freely). We will also get into Trump talking about joining the E.U. and how much he loves the alleged “king” of Britain. What an idiot.
We will also talk about a new KFC commercial that advocates cannibalism, and how some random guy bit a chunk out of a cops scalp, and some bestiality stuff, and so much more. So much more.
So please, strap up your favorite velcrow slippers, put on your velcrow chin-strap, and get ready for this wild adventure!
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