The Pirate's Guide to Boating

The Pirate's Guide to Boating

Real info for real boaters. Bringing you all the information along the Potomac River, including articles, fuel prices, places to go, and so much more. Warning: Mature audiences only.

Episodes

August 5, 2024 47 mins

In this fun-filled and informative episode, we discuss:

  • George's Shitty Articles
  • Occoquan River Boat Show Recap
  • Bootie Rae Wanders the Earth
  • Rooftops and Cows
  • Trumptilla Rumblings
  • Diabetes and Peg Legs
  • Ice Cream Truck Music (No idea why...)
  • Island Party and River Gypsies
  • Beena's New Friend
  • Marital Bliss
  • Adventures in Rafting Up After Dark
  • George's Italian Sports Car
  • Bass-Holes and the No-Wake Zone
  • Steve Doesn't ...
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In this action-packed and informative stream of consciousness meandering episode, we cover:

  • Introducing Frauline Anabus
  • Where is Bootie Rae?
  • BVI Stories (and how to get people to give you free booze)
  • Fresh food and gyro night!
  • July 4th horrors and carnage
  • Safety tips and life hacks from Capt Justice
  • Occoquan Boat Show
  • Docking a twin engine boat on a single engine
  • River gypsies!
  • Holiday Island Partry
  • Bret Michaels at Dockside
  • Almost nothing...
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Our late St. Patrick’s Day episode, on the back of Frankie-B’s boat.  A rather drunk Capt Spike drops in for a word or two, and imparts his raft-up wisdom.  Lucky us…

In this action-packed episode:

  • Bootie-Rae’s very strange porn interests
  • Frankie-B’s gastric issues, that Capt Justice definitely doesn’t have
  • Fatty’s Tap-Out
  • George absolutely hates monkeys
  • Capt Spike drops in
  • Blessing of the Fleet and Tim’s lateness
  • R...
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March 11, 2024 48 mins

Our second attempt at doing this sorta right, and of course we setup on a loud metal table!  You can enjoy its sound throughout the podcast!  Bonus!  This is the first appearance of Captain Justice, the terror of the river.  In this episode, Josh Hill provides us his infinite wisdom!  Also, we are pretty sure Frankie-B was on some kind of downers....

  • Captains licenses
  • Pods vs shafts
  • Frankie-B's dfinking Failure
  • Explo...
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This is our very first test podcast and it’s more than a little raw as we were playing with the gear and figuring out how it all works.  It starts out a bit slow but quickly picks up pace.  On deck are Shifty Pete, Frankie-B, and Booty Rae.  Some of the many topics included in this test podcast are:

  • Philadelphia rodents
  • Spring is coming
  • Upcoming events
  • Brad's cocaine strippers
  • Frankie-B swears off hard liquor
  • Planned boat upgrad...
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