The Reel Boys

A lonely pop culture fan names Zack falls in love with a group of call girls and talk boys and accidentally steals drugs and viewers from their pimp. They go on the run to YouTube to chat about the crime in Los Angeles and to sell the drugs and live happily ever after. Only they don't know that Sicilian Angel mafia and LAPD are after the drugs.

AND if you don't know what TRUE ROMANCE is about;

True Romance is a 1993 American...

The lives of a couple of podcasters and single one intertwine as they chat about the lives of couples in New York City intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve over the course of their OWN New Year's Eve! p.s. Happy Birthday, Zack!

AND if you don't know what NEW YEAR'S EVE is about:

New Year's Eve is a 2011 American romantic comedy-drama film directed by Garry Marshall. The film consists of an ensemble cast consisting of...

A ragtag group of Pennsylvanians, Coloradans, Michigonians, Texans, West Virginians, one Canadian and a  comedian from Georgia barricade themselves in an internet stream to remain safe during a review of a movie about horde of flesh-eating ghouls that are ravaging the East Coast of the United States.

AND if you don't know what NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD is about;

Night of the Living Dead is a 1968 American independent horror f...

As the evil Emperor Philpatine Better oversees the destruction of a show and the construction of the new Death Star by Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire, smuggler style podders, Zack and Dylan are rescued from the clutches of the vile gangster DL the SMOKES by his friends, Michael Colby, Chris Harvey, and Chewbacca. Leaving the new 'casters' with some Jedi training links to a podcast with Master YodaBetter, the BOYS retu...

A gentle grandfatherly man named Justin sits down with his ill podcasters and tells them a story. The story is one that has been passed down from father to son for generations. As the hagrid old looking man reads the story, the action comes alive. The story is a classic tale of love and adventure as the beautiful Buttercup eating Michael, engaged to the odious Prince Humperdinck-esque Dylan is kidnapped and held against he...

He's the best there is. In fact, he's the only one there is! He's Jerrion Blaze of the CLOUD CHRONICLES and BET THAT!!. Jerrion is on the case to prove to the REEL BOYS that a movie, about a sociopath that needs to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino, is still good. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Canadian Black Market Guide and woos and wows the ladies. Whe...

Follow a week of 'life' of a young podcaster defends his favorite movie as he navigates the virtual Greenwich Village folk scene of 1961, but your know...YouTube. Mic in tow, huddled against the unforgiving Reel Boys Wrath, he is struggling to make it as a musician/novelist/podcaster/screenwriter/LARP Clan leader/game developer against seemingly insurmountable obstacles -- some of them of his own making.

AND if you don't kn...

One of the Boys LOVES this movie, one absolutely HATES it and one just wants to watch eggs melt with Coca Cola. Come watch this swirling toilet flush of a review as the REEL BOYS try to figure out this turd of a movie!

AND if you don't know what RED NOTICE is about:

Red Notice is a 2021 American action comedy film written and directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber. It stars Dwayne Johnson as an FBI agent who reluctantly teams u...

Black and white and real white and aggressively white and distractingly white and possibly white and  passionately white and possibly white podcasters join forces to double their chances of winning money or Canadian street cred on the courts and in a basketball movie about a basketball tournament.

And if you don't know what WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP is about:

White Men Can't Jump is a 1992 American sports comedy film written and ...

Family doesn't always mean blood. Like us here on the Reel boys, some family is chosen. Dylan is the mother, holding everyone together. Chris is the cousin that visits occasionally on holidays. Michael is the grumpy grandpa that can't find his teeth, Phil is the foreign exchange student, Jerrion is the cool neighbor that swings by, Justin is the younger brother doing whip-its in the garage, Zack is the loud uncle that thin...

A group of people gather virtually to watch a group of people gather in the California desert to watch a “film” set in the late 1990s featuring a sentient, homicidal car tire named Robert. The assembled crowd of internet reviewers witness the assembled crowd of onlookers (in the movie) watch as Robert becomes obsessed with a beautiful and mysterious woman and goes on a rampage through a desert town as The REEL BOYS rampage...

THE REEL BOYS are all gathered up on Pride Rock for the reviewing of the classic retelling of the Shakespearean hit! The reason Chris Harvey wanted to become an actor and the reason he grew a mane! The movie that made eating bugs acceptable again; THE LION KING!!

And if you don't know what THE LION KING is about:

The Lion King is a 1994 American animated musical film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by ...

Today will be DL Smokes's 4th day on the force. And the rookie cop's partner, the one who will be teaching him the tricks of the trade, are the REEL BOYS. The REEL BOYS are one of the best detectives out there, but they're also some of the most unorthodox. While at first Dan thinks he has good intentions behind his questionable ethics, one particularly hasty "assignment" puts him in a unwanted position with the REEL BOYS. ...

If The REEL BOYS were Dune characters, it might go like this;
Paul Atreides- Dylan Terry
Glossu Rabban Harkonnen - Jerrion Smith
The Baron Vladimir Harkonnen - DL Smokes
Duncan Idaho Zack Wiseman
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen - Phil Better
Thufir Hawat - Chris Harvey
Piter De Vries - Michael Colby
Gurney Halleck - Justin Wallace
Chani - YOU!

Want to see if we're right?!

And if you don't know what DUNE (202...

Dylan Terry is here for 2 things, chew bubblegum and kick ass at podcasting, and he doesn't really like or ever chew gum. I guess, technically he is here for one thing, and the REEL BOYS are here for it! So, go to the alley and open some boxes, put on your shades and star wildly at these boys as they review this John Carpenter mega classic!

And if you don't know what THEY LIVE is about:

They Live (titled onscreen as John Car...

JERRION: How did you know that was the Blue one?
REEL BOYS:  I do not know? Master.
JERRION: You do not know?
REEL BOYS: I humbly apologize for my ignorance Master. I will do anything to prove my worthiness!
JERRION: You have been to the movies again I see. Full of disciples failing to their knees at the slightest hint of their masters displeasure....
REEL BOYS:  I am confused??
JERRION:  Good, good con...

Imagine if you will, a podcast tower, with many, many shows. One man, with no real reason to be there, bursts into the tower and decides to be on every show in the tower!! That's what Michael Colby does! Now, imagine what Iko Uwais could do with Gareth Evans directing him (but not with podcasts, with FISTS!!)

And if you don't know what The Raid is about:

The Raid (initially intended to be released as Serbuan Maut, lit. The D...

This week the Reel Boys wake up in a future which seems all too familiar and discuss what led society to this dark fate while talking about Justin's #2 movie, Idiocracy! And if you don't know what Idiocracy is about:

In 2005, average in every way private Joe Bowers (Luke Wilson) is selected to take part in a secret military experiment to put him in hibernation for a year along with a woman named Rita (Maya Rudolph). The slu...

Dylan moderates while Phil and Michael discuss the Boondock Saints (1999).

And if you don't know what The Boondock Saints is about:

The Boondock Saints is a 1999 American vigilante action thriller film written and directed by Troy Duffy. The film stars Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus as fraternal twins Connor and Murphy MacManus, who become vigilantes after killing two members of the Russian Mafia in self-defense. Aft...