The Sacred Books of Britney Spears
It’s the year AD 4001 and humanity has managed to rebuild itself after suffering global devastation over a millennium ago. Guiding us through it all are the teachings of Her Holiness, Britney Spears, whose works were discovered many centuries ago in the former ruins of Calabasas California. Each week we’ll be breaking down Her teachings and seeing how Her words can help you with the difficulties you may encounter in your life. What would Britney do? Each week Aaron, Bessie Jo, and John Wayne get together and improv and laugh and sometimes drink while doing some creative world building. Follow us on Instagram, @webritneydo, and hit us up with any comments or questions you have and you might be featured on a future episode. Credits Aaron Nobu: @aaronnobu Bessie Jo Hill: @bessiejohill John Wayne Constance: @johnnies007
Episodes
January 22, 2020 • 36 mins
Aaron, Bessie Jo, and John Wayne begin to learn more about each other and share how we've each come to know of Her Holiness, Britney Spears, and how for some of us, She has changed out lives for the better.
Bessie Jo gives advice for how to convert non-believer's to The Word of Britney. John Wayne begins his journey from a skeptic to a true believer. Aaron says "You Know?" ... a lot.
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January 22, 2020 • 46 mins
Book 1 ... Dot Dot Dot Baby One More Time, Chapter 1 ... Dot Dot Dot Baby One More Time
John Wayne explains his feelings towards ditches and bunk beds, literally. Aaron counts to 10 and explains why he doesn't talk to baristas. Bessie Jo needs a blanket.
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January 29, 2020 • 43 mins
Book1/Chapter 2, (You Drive Me) Crazy.
This week we continue learning more about Her Holiness, Britney Spears' teachings as we break down Book1/Chapter 2, (You Drive Me) Crazy.
We also teach you the 10 Commandments and a Prayer to start and end your day with.
John Wayne hears lots of innuendo. Aaron kissed a guy. Bessie Jo goes camping, sort of. And they all had... ... ...accidents.
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February 5, 2020 • 58 mins
Book1/Chapter 3, Sometimes.
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 3, Sometimes.
Aaron won a trophy. Bessie Jo had a rough night. John Wayne isn't single and ready to mingle. And they all talk sports.
We also cover the rules of Hide and Seek.
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February 11, 2020 • 51 mins
Book1/Chapter 4, Soda Pop.
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 4, Soda Pop.
John Wayne tries to be positive. Aaron goes all in at the froyo shop. Bessie Jo segues like a pro.
We also take the standard format of "banter/discussion/banter" and shake it up...like a soda pop.
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February 19, 2020 • 47 mins
Book1/Chapter 5, Born To Make You Happy.
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 5, Born To Make You Happy.
John Wayne shares...a lot. Aaron learns...a lot. Bessie Jo flies a helicopter...a lot
We also welcome our first guest to the podcast. Jim, The Grand BJ, joins us and teaches us to WEEEEEEE.
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February 26, 2020 • 39 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 6, From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart.
John Wayne acts like he knows how to use a rod. Aaron is only being hypothetical. Bessie Jo is honest.
We also use role play to find closure.
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March 4, 2020 • 50 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 7, I Will Be There.
John Wayne opens up about deviled eggs. Aaron tries to be less resenty. Bessie Jo touches her toes.
We also ask and answer a lot of relationship questions, definitely Not Safe for Walnuts.
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March 11, 2020 • 52 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 8, I Will Still Love You.
Aaron has too much "me time" and Bessie Jo doesn't have enough. John Wayne hosts.
And they all find understanding through more role play.
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March 19, 2020 • 59 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 9, Thinkin' About You.
Bessie Jo has an unexpected encounter at the March Madness Spears Spring Festival and John Wayne has many, one dollar at a time. Aaron refuses to make his Fettuccine Alfredo. And they all compare sexting techniques.
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March 25, 2020 • 42 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 10, E-Mail My Heart.
Bessie Jo speaks to her younger self...sort of. Aaron loves when a someone knows how to use their instrument...sort of. And John Wayne doesn't use peanut butter...sort of.
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April 2, 2020 • 46 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 11, Deep In My Heart.
Bessie Jo doesn't have a concussion. Aaron got a part time job. And John Wayne no longer lives alone.
And they all have different ways to cope with isolating during a pandemic.
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April 8, 2020 • 47 mins
This week we power through some audio issues and break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 12, I'll Never Stop Loving You.
Aaron got scared. Bessie Jo copped a feel. And John Wayne got some spooky answers.
And they all have thoughts about trimming bushes.
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April 16, 2020 • 39 mins
This week we power through another remote episode and break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 13, Autumn Goodbye.
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Credits
Aaron: Aaron Nobu Nakaishi @aaronnobu (https://www.instagram.com/aaronnobu/)
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April 22, 2020 • 44 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 14, I'm So Curious.
Bessie Jo was candid. Aaron needed a pipe cleaner. And John Wayne was searching the upper decks.
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April 29, 2020 • 26 mins
This week we discuss the last 15 weeks and our journey so far.
Bessie Jo loves a diorama. Aaron's actually a shy introvert. And John Wayne is into belts.
Stay tuned for more bonus episodes until we come back to finish Season 1 with episode 17 later this summer.
Then set your calendars for Season 2 this fall when we do it again.
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August 8, 2020 • 47 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book1/Chapter 15, And The Beat Goes On.
Bessie Jo scared Aaron. Aaron woke up Bessie Jo. And John Wayne is basically alone in the Library.
Thank you everyone who listened to our first Season.
We're so grateful and can't wait to come back this fall with Her Holiness Britney Spears' second Book, Oops I Did It Again.
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September 3, 2020 • 41 mins
We're Back!!! And to start things off, we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book 2/Chapter 1, Oops!...I Did It Again.
Bessie Jo changed her relationship status. Aaron changed his outlook. And John Wayne changed his diet.
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September 16, 2020 • 46 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book2/Chapter 2, Stronger.
John Wayne has strong opinions about all things vanilla. Bessie Jo is picking up the pieces. And Aaron isn't petty...as much as he used to be.
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September 23, 2020 • 42 mins
This week we break down Her Holiness, Britney Spears' Book 2/Chapter 3, Don't Go Knockin' On My Door.
John Wayne's Mom had a huge influence on his dating life. Aaron grew up with cheaters. And Bessie Jo isn't a fan of closing doors, figuratively.
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