14: Dicks, Donuts & Fruit Rollups

This week we discuss penis envy. What is it? Why do many women have it? Sit back, relax, and find out. But first, we catch y’all up on what’s been happening in our lives. Spoiler!! Not a lot. Samara expresses her frustration with her dog, Jaxson, and gets on a soap box about not mowing down the natural wildflowers in her yard for the insects and pollinators. Then Nikki wants to skip her update because, well, frankly, she’s a little disappointed in men at the moment, but she elaborates a bit for ya curious cuties. Moving on Nikki talks about two of her friends that she has met from Reddit. Her Georgia buddy is constantly lifting her up and encouraging her and is an amazing human who she is stoked to call a friend! Then she talks about her friend in Ireland who she is working to convince to come out here, visit and be on the podcast… for his Irish accent, obviously! Kidding! Kind of, he is funny, too! What can we say, we’re suckers for an accent up in this bish! Penis envy… we go through a list of reasons why we have penis envy including running at full speed through a rabbit hole of what we would love to do if we were able to body swap, Freaky Friday style, with a man. Men, we both feel like the lot of you have been severely slacking in the fun department when it comes to your dicks. We’re talking donuts, load shot records, helicoptering, tattoos, fruit rollups and head, and even a little pain. We even move past penis envy and ponder what else we would do if we were able to body swap with men, as well as what their height and strength might be, whether we want them straight or gay, circumcised or not. Game this week: New Phone, Who ‘Dis? We go back and forth quite a few times. It’s a Prompt - Response card game, so try to keep up! Follow us on: IG: sauceboxed X: thesauceboxpod Samara’s IG: sojourner_samurai Nikki’s IG: queennikkinik Email: [e-mail]