8: Thrusting Theologies 101

Class is in session! Welcome to Sex Ed, where Nikki and Samara will be your instructors during this introductory saucy seminar of coitus and the ins and outs of the horizontal hokey pokey. At the end you’ll graduate with your 100% totally legit, totally not imaginary, Certified Dirty Coitus Diploma. What’s a new class without ice breakers? Would you choose Honey Badgers or Hyenas (there is no reasoning, just which one)? And, we’ll all discuss each other's favorite creatures on land, in sea, and in air. Look how well we’re all getting to know each other. Isn’t this nice? This saucy Sex Ed seminar is inspired by those your teachers (Nikki and Samara) have encountered in one way or another that shocked them with their lack of knowledge of sex and practicing safe sex. This is by no means an all encompassing Sex Ed class (again, introductory, hence the 101), however your lovely lecturers will cover some interesting and important topics. If you students enjoy this course enough, maybe they’ll come back for 201 in the future. Topics for class are: anal to vaginal sex facts, myths and truths of semen and squirting, dangers of inserting certain objects inside the body, and the most common STIs around the world, US, and UK. At one point, Nikki and Samara will issue the men a challenge for the next time they are… polishing the ol’ pole. Extra credit points will be awarded. FYI: Sylvester Stallone is who is believed to have started the Richard Gere gerbil rumor. Follow us: - Instagram: ⁠@sauceboxed⁠ - X/Twitter: ⁠@thesauceboxpod ⁠ - Linktr.ee: ⁠thesauceboxpodcast⁠ - Email us: [e-mail] Sources ‘N’ Shit: ⁠https://www.sciencealert.com/it-s-not-just-women-faulty-sperm-can-contribute-to-repeated-miscarriages⁠ ⁠https://theconversation.com/how-mens-damaged-sperm-could-play-significant-role-in-recurrent-miscarriage-109683⁠ ⁠https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/switching-from-anal-to-vaginal-sex⁠ ⁠https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.2017.1562⁠ ⁠https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/sperm-myth-and-facts⁠ ⁠https://drbrighten.com/female-ejaculation-guide/#h-is-squirting-the-same-as-female-ejaculation⁠ ⁠https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm⁠ ⁠https://hellogiggles.com/what-is-squirting/⁠ ⁠https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/chlamydia/⁠ Testing Sites (In-person and At-Home) ⁠http://questdiagnotics.com⁠ ⁠http://mylabbox.com⁠ ⁠http://nurx.com⁠