Where’s Ms. Rachel? Who’s Getting Paid? And Why Baseball’s History Won’t Budge

This week, we’re diving into the internet’s biggest mystery: where in the world is Ms. Rachel? Spoiler alert—she’s handling her business, and no, the public isn’t owed an explanation. Then, it’s all about March Madness, where NIL deals and marketing brilliance collide—because nothing says "dominance" like Miralax making a #2 joke. And finally, we’re rounding things out with changemakers in baseball. Jackie Robinson set the standard, and while no athlete has to speak out, they absolutely should be able to if they want to. People may try to erase his legacy, but they can’t—and they won’t. Let’s get into it!