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October 28, 2025 49 mins

This week, join Ciera and Mimí as they ramble about everything from fashion brands’ astrological correspondences to the deep fear of a haunted house. Want to know which one of us loves the other more? You may discover that in this week’s episode as we explore ideal family dynamics. And of course, why would you want to miss a spooky-themed ramble during this time of year? Tune in and giggle with us!

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(00:10):
The stars made me do it. Welcome back to the stars made
me do it. We rambling today.
Get ready for ramble. And thank God, 'cause that's the
energy we've got. Anybody else I.
Mean a little bit of a delay, but we're feeling eclipses going

(00:31):
on, so hope you guys are surviving the year.
Hope you guys survived the eclipse season.
We're like in the thick of it during this recording time.
And it's like such a comfort to know astrology.
But then you're like, but what do I do when I know that the
world is crazy? I know though, I feel better
that I know. But at least we know that like

(00:52):
if this episode's coming out, wesurvived it.
You're right, unless we play episodes beyond our life, people
won't know something happened tous till like a certain amount
later. New episode doesn't come out in
a while. We'll be fine.
We will survive it. Oh my gosh.
Anyway, we're rambling today, which if you're new here, it's

(01:13):
just us chatting in the theme ofastrology of course, but we've
got a couple of different thingsto to chat about today.
Should I start us off? Yeah, you should.
OK so past Co host of the pod Martha sent me a voice memo
recently where she was like I have a great ramble idea.
I was like you know what this isa great ramble idea thank you.

(01:35):
She was like you should do just like random well known phrases
or quotes and do like a speed round of what the sign is.
Oh, I love that so. We're going to start off with a
pretty obvious just do it. Oh.
Aries. Thank you.
Yes, I've always connected deeply to.
Nike's. Motto of just do it.

(01:59):
That's really funny because likeone of my rambles involves Nike,
so that's great. It's the Nike episode hashtag
not sponsored. Wait, I love that.
All right, next one, kill two birds with one stone.
Oh, this is talking about efficiency, Capricorn.

(02:21):
Yeah, I think so. And also killing birds like
where's the like 1, where's the sensitivity and the case were
productive like this is the example that Martha used.
And we agreed very, very quickly, reduce, reuse, recycle.
Oh, Virgo. Mm.

(02:42):
Hmm. Yep.
OK, All right. Like how you're like testing me.
Like am I right? Meanwhile, there isn't a right
answer. But you're like she got.
It OK the next one's maybe not so much, but better late than
never. Oh, there is.
Kind of an obvious. OK, well, Gemini's the first one
that came to mind. OK, that's good.

(03:05):
I was thinking Pisces but totally the.
Mutability. Yeah, yeah, because I feel like
Pisces is more right. It's more right than than than
Gemini and the mutability Virgo no sag is fire.
So it's even if it might be late, it wants to be there.
Yeah, exactly. It's not planning on being late.

(03:27):
Yeah. Whereas I think Gemini energy is
like, I will like where the windtakes me, but Pisces,
absolutely. Yeah, OK.
The next one, a picture, is worth 1000 words.
Oh, that feels Taurus. OK, I like I like this because I
also immediately thought Taurus,but then I was like for Taurus,

(03:51):
I feel like an it's I don't know.
I also thought Libra for the aesthetics of a.
Picture and my brain went picking up.
But I also, yeah, I also thoughtTaurus energy because it's like
we're not going to use all of these words.
Just know that like I'm here, maybe like presence is worth
1000 words. It's like the person who sends

(04:14):
an emoji or a GIF rather than like more lengthy response.
No, I mean emojis are a language.
Gives the mood. Yeah, Oh my gosh.
That's why I pretty much end every text with an emoji 'cause
it's like. Just in case you weren't sure,
this is the vibe of this message, yes.
You know I love emojis. Oh, yeah, like when someone

(04:37):
says, hey, can we do this instead, I'll be like, yeah, of
course. Little hug emoji, you know, so
they know I'm not mad about it. Yes.
Or I'll just say sure. And they're just like pissed off
emoji, You know, I'm just kidding.
I never expressed, I never expressed anger in emojis
because I'm like, that's a lot. If someone were to do that, I
would be like, call me like, let's talk.
Are we OK? No, I think Taurus fits because

(05:00):
it's like 1 important thing thattook time being more weighty
than word vomit. Exactly.
Yeah, Yeah. OK.
This one, I feel like I know where you're gonna go simply
because of the theme in it. It's don't cry over spilled
milk. Oh, I'm really like, intrigued

(05:24):
as to where you think. Can I just get like anytime milk
is mentioned, we think cancer? Oh yeah, yeah, don't cry over
spilled milk. I mean, that feels a little bit
sadge because. The sadge is saying it, but who?
And then who's crying over spilled milk?

(05:45):
It's like Pisces or Cancer. What you.
Were. Just like, Oh yeah, that's one
of them Waters, one of them. I mean I can relate.
You're not wrong. Oh, I didn't think about sad.
Just don't cry over spilled milk.
I like that a lot. Yeah, I would say sad because
they're the ones who like or youknow, the glass is half full

(06:07):
type of energy. Don't cry over spilled milk.
Like yeah, it's spilled, but like, it's not worth wasting our
time and energy to be sad, OK? So yeah, that's that.
That's that little segment. Thanks, Martha.
I love. That.
I know we could have done more, but I was like, let's leave it.
We'll leave it at these 6 for now.
That's fun. Well, thanks, Martha.

(06:28):
Yeah, wait. OK, what can we continue, Nike?
Yeah, that could be. It's like it's a similar vibe to
what you were just going with. I just looked up like and then
just pulled from my brain like famous not famous popular stores
and I just wanted to know what vibe they give.

(06:50):
OK, I'm in. So we can start with Nike.
I mean, Nike's giving Aries Gemini.
Yeah, it. Is it's fast.
Sporty. We're moving.
Yeah, there's variety. Yeah.
And it's also it needs to perform well, which is Aries
like in the, you know, I need tobe able to go through the

(07:11):
trenches to yeah, the. Athleticism.
Like I'm not losing a shoe whileI'm fighting a war.
This ain't Cinderella. That's the title of it.
So Nike's new slogan This ain't Cinderella.
Oh, my goodness. All right.

(07:33):
So other and this was just more American stores that I thought
of, just for the record, but OldNavy.
Oh, very traditional, very classic, good basics.
Maybe Virgo? Oh, I love that.
There is a little spice of variety to it.
Totally. You can get seasonally different

(07:56):
things there. It's not like the same thing
every time you go, but it is basics and it's like.
It's basics, yeah, Yeah. And they last.
It's, it's well structured and they serve like the purpose.
You know, I feel like if you're ever like, I really need just
like a good set of jeans or a good like couple of blank Tees,

(08:16):
I'm gonna go to Old Navy for those.
I've realized right now, in thismoment, I'm literally wearing an
Old Navy T-shirt and jeans. Hey, I'm wearing the Old Navy
jeans as well. That's amazing.
I freaking love these jeans and I love this tea.
It's it was such a basic tee. I'm like I need a white tee.
Yeah, it's good to. Then you can dress up with other
fun like anthropology stuff. Well tell me that is on my list

(08:39):
as well. OK, what?
Would you call anthropology? I mean, it's giving, I mean,
it's definitely aesthetic. It's florals, it's busy, it's
prints, it's hippie ish, like Bohemian.
So I would kind of throw some Pisces in there, but there's a
Libra essence to it where it's very put together.

(09:02):
I would say Pisces Libra. I would have gone exactly the
same way you did, where Libra would come first and then it'd
be like, but it's boho Libra, which brings the Pisces into it,
but it's curated. Pisces doesn't necessarily
curate, Libra does, but it it's got the Pisces Libra aesthetic,
Yeah. I do love the look of
anthropology, but the price tagsI cannot.

(09:26):
Nope. That's where the Libra comes in,
where it's like we're bringing Venus.
Yeah, absolutely all. Right.
What about Levi's? Oh, this is, I mean, I kind of
equate it to the like Carhartt in a way.
Cause to me it's like these are worker pants.
But I guess now it's more of like a, it's more fashion than

(09:47):
it is worker. So like Carhartt, Sorry.
Oh my gosh, I'm like let me ignore your prompt and talk
about. Carhartt.
Tell me about Carhartt. I don't have it on the list.
Let's add it. Carhartt is like very Taurus
Capricorn like very work, very structured and meant for like a
worker. Levi's could really go either

(10:07):
way. So maybe it's Taurus and
something else coded 'cause it'snot Taurus cap like Carharted.
I would have said Capricorn. I was thinking Capricorn or
Taurus. Yeah, because it's the most
like, it's the brand that everybody knows.
It doesn't change. Like the logo doesn't change.
And also there's something like with the Capricorn.

(10:29):
Like leaving a legacy behind 'cause I feel like it started as
a workwear brand and now it's a fashion brand, whereas Carhartt
will always remain A workwear brand except for actually
millennials now who are like Carhartt is fashion, which is
awesome. Then I would give Carhartt
Taurus and I would give Levi's Capricorn.

(10:50):
Mm hmm, I could see that. But if it wasn't Taurus or
Capricorn something, no, I, I, Idon't know.
I would give a Capricorn becauseit's something that you can rely
on. Like you, you know, like, yeah,
you know the name. You can rely on it.
Yeah, I think so. And it's a well known brand for
denim. Yeah, yeah, definitely

(11:11):
Capricorn. It's good at what it does, too.
Yeah. Wait, what's your favorite?
Like I mean, is Old Navy you're a tried and true?
Like, is that where you're shopping?
When I come to the USI have two Jean locations and it is Old
Navy and American Eagle. So let's go to American Eagle on
the list. I don't know American Eagle very

(11:32):
well, but I I kind of feel like it gives Libra.
A little bit, a little bit. What do you think?
Tell me more. It gives Libra, you know, Yeah,
it gives Libra, but it also gives like if you compare like
American Eagle to, I don't have Abercrombie and Fitch on the
list, but like, if you compare the two of them, like American
Eagle is like. Scorpio just off vibe of

(11:54):
entering. Yes, there's an intensity, it's
overpowering, it's dark, it's. Do you remember the, like, male
models that would be outside? Like, do we remember this in the
2000s when we would all just go to the mall as little tweens or
teens and just see these really hot guys outside the door?
Like what? What a job.

(12:16):
You know, they, I don't rememberwhy I know this.
I don't remember if this is a personal thing or if this is AI
listen to a podcast thing. But I do know that they at
certain stores like Abercrombie and Fitch, they the title of job
is not like cashier, but it is model so that they can judge you
based on your appearance when they hire you.

(12:37):
That's that. I'm like, I don't think that
that I would hope that's not still the case.
But I do remember like years agohearing that from I'm pretty
sure it was someone who worked there.
Yeah, it's unsurprising. The 90s and 2000s were so, I
don't know, they're so judgmental, like surface so.
Judgmental, that's what I was going to say is.

(12:57):
Judgmental, yeah, is so judgmental that's.
Wild. So for American Eagle, there's
something Libra, but there's also something like I want to
say. Wholesome, like there's totally
maybe cancer a little bit. Yeah, yeah.
I like that Libra Cancer becausethey are gonna have like
something for the 4th of July. You know, they are gonna have
something for the holiday time. Like I got my spooky CS and

(13:19):
T-shirts there when I was home. Like they like tradition, but
it's not Capricorn tradition. It's like, yeah.
And they're quite accepting of, right?
Aren't they? Pretty body positive.
Yeah. They, they are definitely like
you can get things there that are in.
Yeah, not when I was younger. They become more that way.

(13:41):
But that's also just life. Yeah.
Yeah. That's also just exiting the
2000s. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. What do we have next Target?
Oh well, target, you can get literally anything.
I know. I mean, this has got to be some
Gemini vibes and you really knowyou're going to target to wander

(14:02):
aisles you've never wandered before.
Exactly. You know, when I go into Target,
it's like I'm curious what's gonna show itself to me, and I'm
gonna walk out of Target with something I did not expect, like
a weighted sloth stuffed animal.Speaking from very recent recent
experience, this thing's. Incredible.
And his name is Floyd. That's all.

(14:25):
Insert photos of Floyd. He's amazing.
I think Gemini, yeah, there's something a little like you can,
you can rely on Target, you can get the same things every time
as well. Yeah, there are Staples and it's
such a conglomerate, you know, like it's such a.

(14:47):
What about like Gemini, Virgo, because there is like you can
get the same brands of like the,you know, like, I don't know,
there's variety in a Gemini way,but also like I go as far.
As just say Gemini cap energy, like I just feel like it's such
a it just owns, it dominates in the capitalistic world.

(15:11):
I love that. Unfortunately, we're not
supposed to be supporting Target.
I know. Sorry guys.
So let's move on another. And I was also thinking in
stores, stores that you'd find like in the mall and Target is
recently in the mall. That's why I included it.
This one Lululemon. Oh dear.

(15:33):
Yeah. Did you hear about Lululemon and
they this is hilarious. They basically tweeted about
this knock off brand and like they are the ones that
popularize this knock off brand because they were like they're
making the same exact thing. We sell in the same factory with

(15:53):
the same materials for 110th of the price.
It's not fair. We're suing and everyone was
like, well we are shopping like thank you for letting us know.
Exactly. I know I wish I could remember.
Anyway, I would say like vibe wise, it's very Libra because
it's so about aesthetics. It's honestly, it's about social
standing than anything else. And I mean, we're putting like

(16:18):
athleticism to fashion. I don't maybe like Taurus Libra
energy. I was going to say Taurus Libra
because it is for athletic purposes.
It's not just this is a pretty dress or you know, like it has
the athletic purpose and from I've never owned anything from
Lululemon, but from what I've understood, it is very high

(16:40):
quality. Like it is stuff that will last
a lifetime type of like, you know, they it their prices are
astronomical, but it's not like you need a new one the next year
type of thing. It's more the social standing of
getting the new one more than anything else.
So I would say Libra Taurus there.
Curious, I'm going to throw one out.

(17:00):
Best Buy. Oh, Aquarius.
Like kind of like Cap Aquarius, it's just sort of Saturnia of
like very practical and and you can get a a 13 inch TV or you
could get a 70 inch TV. All right, you never know.
You never know what you're gonnaget.
Yeah, I'm just remembering the John Mulaney skit where he was

(17:23):
like at Best Buy with his wife and they're like, do you have a
Best Buy rewards card? And he was like, no, I wish.
And his wife was like, Jesus. And she just left.
And then the guy was like, do you want a Best Buy?
Never, I never wish, Oh my gosh,when I mean, you know when

(17:43):
people say that like, do you have a credit card?
And I all I want to be is like no please, no.
Please just let me buy these things, please.
Yep, Just let me buy it. Yeah, I could see Best Buy being
like, yeah, it's it's Saturn forthe practical nature, but it's
also like it's technology and it's also like you'll find some
weird shit like this TV is a circle and you're like, what?

(18:06):
Best Buy, you know? So like, yeah, I think.
Is that real? Can we get a circle TVI?
Just made that up, but maybe it could be real.
I think that would just be the silliest thing.
It would be and you could cut off half of.
The show you're watching? So inconvenient.

(18:27):
Oh my gosh. All right.
The last I got 3, we'll run through them.
Quick gap. It feels like another Old Navy.
But less. Useful.
Colorful. Oh, then I'm just going to
continue with Virgo. All right then, Old Navy, let's
give you some sort of spice to the Virgo, because yes, I think

(18:47):
gap is very. It's got a little more fun, more
whimsy. It does have more fun and
whimsy, like I'm going to go to Old Navy, I'm not going to go to
GAP. Yeah, as a whimsical
representative. Obviously, yes.
Yeah, like she's got the basics of the Old Navy T-shirt and
jeans, and then she's got mushrooms on her sweater, you
know? Obviously, Yeah, we need the
whimsy. You wear the basics so that you

(19:09):
can shine one piece. That has been a lifetime of
learning for me. Instead of wearing exclusive
whimsy, let me tell you anyways.Journeys the shoe store.
Oh, I don't know that I've ever stepped foot in a Journeys.
Oh my God, really? That's like where I bought all
my shoes my whole life. You know, I'm wondering where

(19:29):
I've attained my shoes 'cause I really don't remember ever going
into shoe stores. We have lived very different
lives because I lived in shoe stores.
That's like the IT is a really sad, sad truth that France does
not make women's shoes beyond size 9 1/2 as I wear a size 10.
So if they did, I think, I thinkeven though I'm very sad about

(19:53):
it, it's probably for the best, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but OK, well, you tell me what you think about journeys.
I definitely think it's Sage. OK.
It's like the hiker sage. Does the journeys have like a
somewhat spray painted vibe to it?
Yeah, yeah. And they've got like a whole
variety of all different brands of shoes, but they're also like

(20:15):
the funky shoes too. Like they're the place that
sells Doc Martins that when you can't get Doc Martins that like
any, I don't know, like they always sold them.
And that was like before they were popular type of thing.
And they were where you would get like all the colorful
converse. And I don't know, it seems like
a when you want to be funky but you also need to or you would
like to go on adventure funkily.OK, I could definitely funkily,

(20:37):
I could definitely get on board with Sage for this.
Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
And then lastly Primark. Well, Primark is just a British
target, except no groceries and three floors of clothes.
And it's also, I would argue, much less quality.
Than absolutely. That's why college made me

(21:00):
exclusively shopped at Primark. I mean, I went to Primark the
last time I was in the US and actually there is a Primark in
France now, but I got lots of they do have some like decor
stuff. I got some autumnal decor.
There, you know, it's got no long, long term planning to it.
It is like, hey, you want this thing right now?

(21:21):
Well, OK, here you go. Hey, you want all the things
right now? Here you go.
We got them. So I, I, I think I'm gonna go
Gemini. Yeah, or SAS Gemini.
Oh yeah, because we want it to be fun.
We prefer it to be cheap becausethen you can get more like
that's the you can really get asmuch as you want.

(21:44):
Yep. OK, All right.
The Gemini Sage. Yeah, I'm here for it.
Well, that's my shopping Astro. I pulled the trick out of your
hat. I really came up with no rambles
of my own for for today. My next one is like a random
generator 1 where we have 3 signs and then I'm going to ask

(22:04):
you which one you would rather have a child as your child, as
your parent and as your sibling.Oh my God.
Whoa. OK, so I've got 3.
Sets here. OK, OK.
Yes. We've got Aries, Cancer and
Aquarius. Aries, Cancer and Aquarius.

(22:24):
Which would I want as my parent?As my sibling, I need to write
these things down. As your child, as your parent,
and as your sibling. Aries, Cancer, Aquarius, Who
would I want as a parent? With your top three, like
knowing that you're a sag cap sag.

(22:48):
I think that I would either wantthe Cancer or the Aquarius
parent. I don't think I'd want the Aries
parents because I'm very independent.
And I think if I had, I mean, myparents are independent, but
they're the Capricorn like protective independence as

(23:10):
opposed to the Aries fire ego independence.
And I think that because I have that fire already, I would want
either the Cancer or Aquarius asa parent.
I think that my Capricorn placements would really
appreciate having a Cancer parent, but I think my Cancer
parent would be really sad all the time that I live far away.
Aw, that's. So true, you know, but I think I

(23:34):
would want a Cancer parent, I'd want an Aquarius sibling and I'd
want an Aries child because the Aries child I love.
I I could go either way, honestly, with the Aries and the
Aquarius either as a sibling or as a child because they both
have an independence that vibes with my sage.

(23:55):
Like I like that the cancer would be like in a parenting
role like that, you know, that feels nice.
But I think Aquarius, like therewouldn't be any competition
between Aquarius and Saj. I think they'd just like be
existing on their own and be happy to exist together when
they Yeah. And then having an Aries child
would be really nice that I could be like, you are

(24:18):
independent. I am independent.
I think that would be so fun too.
Yeah, it would be fun. I think we would have fun, Yeah,
yeah. I think I would want the
Aquarius sibling. I think that's the one that I
feel the most like connected to.And then probably a a Cancer
parent and an Aries child. Yeah, so same days.

(24:40):
Yeah. Yeah.
There you go. OK, OK, next three we've got
Gemini, Virgo, Pisces, Mutable AF.
Oh. My God I love Pisces friends.
I don't want Pisces family well.Sibling is a built in friend

(25:01):
supposedly. Join us on Patreon if you want
more bias scenes. If you want the honest truth all
the time, what I hear Gemini, Virgo and Pisces, I think.

(25:26):
I think if I had a Pisces sibling.
OK, all right, let's also think.About like if you had a
different sign parent, would yoube the version of the sag cap
sag that you are today? You know, like.
Absolutely not. Exactly.
So you have to think about what version of you like.
What parts of you would be really highlighted differently

(25:50):
with a different parent? That's why I think I want a
Virgo parent, yeah, because I know that it would clash more
with my Sag than my Capricorn parents do.
But I also, I really do appreciate structure when it is
like structured for me, I thrivein structure.
I feel like my freedom gets to express itself most when there,

(26:13):
when there are some parameters in there.
And I do think that there is AI just I really appreciate Virgo
energy and I think my Capricorn sage blend works with that well.
So I would want a Virgo parent. I think I would want, I think I
would. It would be better for everybody
if I had a Gemini child over a Pisces child.

(26:33):
So I'm gonna say Gemini Child I.Do well with the Pisces child
actually. I think it would be fine.
I think it would be fine. Spoken like a true cat moon.
It would be. I would make it.
Work. Yes, yes, it yeah.

(26:53):
On it. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it would be fun to have a Gemini sibling, but also I
don't have siblings. I don't know what siblings are
all about guys, but like, they're all different.
I I know, yeah, I will say sure.Then let's say a Gemini sibling
because that would be super fun.And let's say a Pisces child,
because I would be the one raising them and making sure
they got to things on time. Yes, you would be like

(27:16):
timeliness is important, but also they would probably
highlight your sad so much that you might yeah, like some of
your cat might fall, fall away. Yeah, it would be creative and
fun. I'm also going to have a Pisces
kid like in this scenario and I think I'd want a Virgo sibling
and AI do have a Gemini parent. Well, rethinking with my Taurus

(27:43):
moon, maybe I yeah, I think I'm going to have the same as you
actually, a Virgo parent and a Gemini sibling.
I love how I know that you're genuinely thinking through it
and you're like Nah but it's thesame.
Yeah, yeah, I really AM. I know.
All right. And I said we only have three
sets, but I just completed the 4th set anyway, so that we have

(28:04):
all 12 signs in this OK segment.So the next one is Leo, Taurus
and Sagittarius. OK, the one that's going to be
difficult for me here is Taurus.We know this.
So where do I want them? Yeah, yeah, usually the fuck
Mary Kill. We know where they're going.

(28:25):
We know where they're ending up.Can't.
Kill any of these. Can't you know what I think?
I think I might choose the Taurus sibling because I don't
think that that would like, maybe I'd hate them.

(28:47):
I don't know. Oh my God.
Like wait. For anyone who doesn't know, I
have so many tourist placements and just I'm not offended, OK?
No, but I'm like as someone who's like so freedom
appreciating and a tourist that's very like, if they don't
want to do it, they're not doingit energy like I feel like that

(29:11):
would. Best as a sibling for you
because it's like all. Right.
I think so too. That sibling's going to be there
and I can hang out with them there and then I'm going to go
off and do my own thing and you know, they're not going to cramp
my style. I think that I absolutely would
not want a Taurus parent. I, I mean, you know, it depends
on everything else. But if we're just going
stereotypical Taurus energy, so I'll have the Taurus sibling.

(29:35):
I don't, I think that it would be really fun to have a Leo kid,
but I think if I had a Sagittarius parent, like the
chaos of who I would become is like, you know, So I think for
myself, I need the Leo parent over the Sagittarius parents,
even though I think I'd rather have a Leo kid than a

(29:57):
Sagittarius kid just but I will choose the Leo parent and I will
choose a Sagittarius child and we will run wild.
Yes. Was that a haiku?
Maybe. I'm going to go sad sibling
because I feel like you are a sister and like you're I love
it. So yeah, I'll go.
Sad sibling. That was so much nicer to me

(30:20):
than I was to like. Maybe I hate Taurus sibling, but
I'll probably hate them. I love my Taurus people.
I'm thinking of like growing up.Would that have impeded my
freedom? Well, what's greatest?
Like what the stubborn one wants?
Yeah, the. Sibling, yeah, doesn't really
impede your freedom. I guess it depends if they're

(30:41):
older and younger too. But yeah, I'm going to have the
Sag sibling. I feel like that would have been
so much fun, you know, like really on fire, getting like
laughing together and just yeah,being passionate together.
And then I think I'm going to have the Taurus parent and cause
a Taurus sun parent for my Taurus moon is so good.
And then? I think I'm gonna have the Leo

(31:02):
kid 'cause I think that I think we would really get on.
I think that would be fun. For your top three of like you
being an Airy sun, Leo rising, Taurus moon, if you had a Taurus
parent, like that's like me withmy cat moon with my cat parents
and then having that Leo child where they'd be like in your
first House of like, I love thatand the sad shibling.

(31:22):
Hell yeah, yeah. All right, let's round it out
with the last all. Right, last one, Libra, Scorpio
and Capricorn. Oh oh OK Scorpio is the one that
I have to decide first cuz. You wanna kill them?

(31:42):
This is the energy that I have the least in common with, you
know, So it's almost like the Taurus energy of where am I
gonna place? And I know, I know.
But like, that's a really good reminder though, that like you
and I vibe so well that I'm likemore worried than I should be.
But a Scorpio sibling would be really fun in like getting up to

(32:06):
no good together. I feel like, you know, but I
think that it would be like thatpicture of like the sister
that's completely decked out in rainbows and the sister that's
completely goth, you know, like it would be.
Absolutely. I think that I think that it

(32:27):
would not be good for me to havea Scorpio parent.
Totally. I, I like my Capricorn parents,
so I'm sticking with my Capricorn parents like that.
That really does vibe for me with all my Capricorn places.
My Capricorn moon, I'm so grateful that my Sag got to be
free because my Capricorn structure was there with my
Capricorn parents. That's why I show up on time,

(32:52):
you know. So I would say Capricorn
parents. I think it would be maybe, maybe
I could have a Scorpio babe. I think so 'cause I think a
Libra sibling you would love. And like my best friend, cousin
of my entire life is a triple Libra.
Like we just existed together inthe best way.

(33:15):
And so I think and I think if I'm in the parent position of
the Scorpio child, that is a better dynamic for me than being
in the child position with a Scorpio parent.
Yeah, for sure. What about you?
I, I think I'm opting for a Scorpio child because I think I
can, I think I can nurture that energy.
Yeah. And I think a Libra parent would
be really good for me, for my Aries.

(33:38):
So I feel like they would be able to teach me or show me that
I, you know, am independent and can stand up for myself.
But they would teach me how to do it in a diplomatic way
instead of like, just letting merun wild and be angry without
realizing why #Aries, childhood,and then a Capricorn sibling.

(33:58):
Because that's, you know, the leftovers.
I think that Capricorn sibling like I don't, I mean Capricorn
and. I mean, it would be a little bit
of a, a, a tense experience because it's like, who's in
charge here? You know, if it's a Capricorn
older sibling, then I'm like, all right, this person really
wants to be in charge. I'm coming across as hot headed

(34:20):
and impulsive, like I'm fine. And then if I have a Capricorn
younger sibling I don't like, I think I could handle a Capricorn
sibling there would it would have its own challenges.
I think the fact that you do have so much Taurus almost
brings it in, in that way of like you got the earth and you
could like create some really cool stuff together.

(34:40):
And I also know like, if I'm in this position, you know, I think
about when I'm with a a partner,whatever in the kitchen, and I
know that I am not the main chef.
I am a really good sous chef. It's like, hey, just tell me
what to do, OK, You want me to cut this onion?
OK, Do you want it minced? Do you want it sliced?
Like what? I'll give specific questions and
be like, but you tell me what you want me to do and I'll do a

(35:02):
good job, you know. So if I'm on a good team where I
respect like the leader AK, my sibling, apparently I'm pretty
good at like being a follower. And if you had a Libra parent, I
feel like that Libra parent would really make an effort to
make things fair. Yeah, so true.
Yeah, Anyway, all right. I like that one.

(35:22):
Yeah, I thought that was an. Interesting one.
I like that. I do have a generator one, but
I'm doing it in the moment with the generating it is a would you
rather and then I'm just going to generate 2 signs.
OK? Like would you rather do this
with this sign or this sign? OK.
And being as this is going to come out around spooky season, I
just put a couple of spooky themed once.

(35:46):
So would you rather be stuck in a haunted house with Pisces or
Capricorn? Well, certainly not Pisces.
I need to be taken care of in a haunted house.
I am a spooked little babe in AI.
Don't do haunted houses well. I am too Pisces and I'm
reactionary Aries like no Capricorn hands down easy take

(36:09):
care of me. I feel like Pisces is very close
to the bottom of the list of signs I'd want to be stuck.
Absolutely. And it's me.
I'm I still have nightmares about this man in a pig snout
that followed me through a haunted house.
I and and I was in my mid to late 20s, so I was like older.

(36:31):
I was not a child and I was traumatized by it.
OK, still thinking about it now.Oh my gosh.
OK, well what I'm going to do isfor each of these, I'm going to
do 2 rounds. Perfect.
So we're still stuck in a haunted house now, Taurus or
Virgo? I really don't know, I feel like
the Taurus is being unaffected by it.

(36:54):
Yeah. I would feel like actually would
just make me feel worse, you know?
So I think I'd want to be in there with a Virgo who would
still take care of me. I, I, I'm a baby.
I didn't need to be taken care of in a haunted house.
I will get spooked by leaves. I cannot.
I think, yeah, I had the same like reaction where I'm like a

(37:15):
Taurus would just be like, oh, whatever, like.
It's a guy and a mask. It's all fake blood like.
Yeah. But so I'm, I'm down with
either. I'm really down with either for
this one. But maybe it would be, I'll
choose Virgo because I feel likeit would be like they'll point
out the little things where my sag can either be spooked or be

(37:40):
totally in on it. Yeah.
So I think the Virgo could vibe with that too.
Oh my gosh, if we went to a haunted house together, I would
need you to take care of me. I I.
I would. OK.
Thank you. I would.
OK Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm scared now.
I'm the, I'm the good like sad to go into a place with.

(38:01):
I would make it light, but my Capricorn would be like, I'm
holding your hand. Don't worry, I got you like.
Yeah, no, I need ice cream. Don't worry, I'm scared.
There's no visuals, there's no description.
You just said the words haunted house and I'm sweating.
I can't. OK, let's go to something much

(38:21):
more joyful. Who would you rather go trick or
treating with? OK.
Cute. Scorpio or Aries?
I feel like either way, we're walking away with a lot of candy
because. Yeah.
So I feel pretty good. Two Aries.
I think it would be fun to have two Aries going trick or
treating because the Scorpio is like, OK, we achieved it, let's
move on. Like we're getting the, you

(38:42):
know, we're following through onall of this.
We're the Aries is like each one's going to be a different
experience. We'll see.
I think I'm going with the Scorpio.
Yeah, yeah. There's something about like the
Halloween, like we're taking this shit seriously.
This is Halloween and like, I really appreciate the like

(39:03):
Halloween, like my Capricorn andSaj both have their own roles in
like, trick or treating time where it's like, I want to have
the fun costume, but like we aregoing to make this, like this is
the tradition, this is the thingwe do.
And I think the Scorpio would belike, in it with me, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. All right.
And then would you rather go with a Libra or a Capricorn?

(39:28):
I don't know. I think I wanna go with a Libra.
Yeah, I think the Capricorn's gonna be like, I'm too old for
this shit. I'm like, you're 6, Timmy, I
don't care. I'm too old.
Yeah, I think I'll go Libra. Libra, it would be, you know, it
would be great costumes. You'd know that.
It'd be a fun time. Yeah.

(39:50):
All right, This is not a spooky season, but I've been really
immersed in Instagram memes of Great British Bake Off.
So who would you want to be in aGreat British Bake Off finale
with? Like it's you versus them,
Cancer or Sagittarius. Wow, my competitive edge just

(40:14):
came up in my head. It's just like sad 'cause they
fuck up and wouldn't care and then I would win.
Me as the sage was thinking the same thing, so it's fine.
I'm like, the Cancer would win so obviously.
If. I want, if I want a fair fight,
cancer but. Yeah.

(40:36):
I mean, yeah. So that's my answer.
All right, I support it. What about Aquarius or Aries?
Aquarius, there's already an Aries in the kitchen, you know,
and I think Aquarius would be, it would be a similar flavor of,
of like having my own wild individualistic idea, but but

(41:02):
it's going to be in a different way.
So yeah. And there's a lot of ambition
with both Aries and Aquarius. So I think I would fulfill the
Aries role and I'd want to compete with an Aquarius.
But I think they would win. I think they'd win because they
just had an idea out of this world.
I was gonna say I would wanna compete with an Aquarius just
because in a different way from the Cancer and Aquarius.

(41:24):
Like I think they probably wouldwin too, but to see what they
created. And also if I won to like be
like, you know, I think it wouldpush my innovation if I knew
that I was competing against an Aquarius.
Question, is there a new season of Bake Off that I need to be
aware of? I don't get Bake Off here in the

(41:47):
sad land of SO. Sorry OK so but I'm assuming if
there are a bunch of memes online there's probably a new
season? I hope so for you, and I hope
that I get to watch it when I goback to the US.
And who would you want to chaperone a school event with?
Like we're thinking elementary school.
Gotcha. Elementary.
OK, I was thinking of middle school grinding dances and it's

(42:09):
like nobody who's bringing the punch.
Let's say 4th, 5th grade chaperoned event.
Could be a field trip, could be a school dance.
OK, Libra or Gemini? I think the Libra, no, I think

(42:30):
the Gemini because the Libra would be too involved in like
the social structure of it all and then like their kids, let
them be kids. And Gemini, I think we would
just be able to like we would make it fun together without
getting so involved. And like if there's an issue,
I'll take care of it. The Gemini will be standing back
just like hanging out. And then I could clear up the
issue and then just go back and hang out with the Gemini.

(42:53):
I like that, I like your reasons.
I feel like I would choose a Libra and I'm trying to think of
why. It feels like maybe the Gemini
would bring out too much of the chaos in me and.
I guess I'm thinking of solely if it's like a school dance or
like in a gymnasium. But if it's a field trip,
probably the Libra. So it's there's a difference.

(43:14):
Yeah, there is a difference. OK.
If it's a field trip, we're going Libra.
If it's a school dance, we're going Gemini.
Yeah. All right.
What about oh this is this is Axis Capricorn or Cancer?
Oh, for the dance or for chaperoning?
Again. I think it's going to be
different answers. I think it's going to be
Capricorn for a field trip. Well, actually, I don't know.

(43:37):
I think I'd go Cancer either waybecause Cancer is going to
provide just in the same and it's going to, you know, like
take care of anyone who's like scared of crossing a street in a
city they've never been in or like, I wish my mom was here.
I'm uncomfortable, you know, like, I think the Cancer is
going to be able to take care ofthat because I could do what the
Capricorn role is doing. I agree.

(43:59):
I agree. I think that at first I was
like, oh, if it's field trip, we're taking the Capricorn.
But no, the the cancer is going to be like if we're on a field
trip and a kid is missing their mom or if they do need some
comfort or if I you can rely on a cancer if they're a parent
volunteering, like if they're just or a volunteer for that,
you can totally rely on them with kids.
Yeah, all right. And the last one is do an escape

(44:21):
game with. Have never done 1 and I think I
wouldn't enjoy them. I have done them and I don't
really enjoy them. OK, good.
I'm glad. So we don't need.
To do 1 together, Yeah, OK, we went opposite directions.
I like, I was literally thinkingof this when I was writing this
out. I used to babysit this

(44:43):
incredible family, 3 Capricorns and the youngest one, it was her
birthday and she kept talking about how she was doing an
escape game for it. And I just remember like there
were so many moments where I could have.
I know she wanted me to be like,oh, I'll come and be one of the
parents there, you know, and I just never said anything.

(45:04):
And eventually they really didn't have anybody else who was
going to come. And she was like, can you come?
Like, can you do it? And I did because I love her and
I really wanted to be there for her.
But I was like, I, I, I like, will never put myself in that
situation unless I am asked to be responsibly there for it.
Because like, let me tell you. And I told them like I told the

(45:24):
parents, I told her I'm like, I'm not savvy at this.
I will be an adult because you need an adult there.
But like don't look for me for clue help, guys.
Don't look for me for like. I know I'm not.
It's like. I think of like the video games
that I've witnessed being playedand it's like looking around for
all these notes and finding all these clues and I'm like, what

(45:46):
are we doing this for? Like what's happening?
I don't know it just. Didn't and I thought it would be
more fun for me. Yeah, I did it once with Tara,
triple E bro G host and and and with it was like a a group thing
that we did it because Tara had wanted to try it and we like we
had the guy who's like watching through like the security

(46:09):
cameras and stuff like come on multiple times to like give us
help because we didn't even likeyou have like an hour to do
this. And we realized at the end that
we looked, we just got out of the first room.
Like there was so much more. Like we probably completed 30%

(46:29):
of the escape game and we had noidea.
We were just like trying our best.
And then we're like, oh shit, there was like multiple rooms
after this one. But and an astrological
perspective. I know both an Aquarius sun
Gemini moon and a Gemini sun Aquarius moon who live for.

(46:50):
Yeah, I could see that. It's clues.
It's mental. Yes.
And so the the generator came upwith Leo and Aquarius.
So I would choose the Aquarius. You and I are just going to be
making jokes and remain trapped.I definitely would want the
Aquarius. Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep.
And like, you know, this is yeah.

(47:11):
What about Gemini or Pisces? Oh, well, this reminds me of
haunted house a little bit. Like sorry Pisces love you but.
But maybe they would have some intuitive hit where we wouldn't
even have to look at any clues, they'd just find the key.
Honestly, I think if you did do this with the Pisces, they would
be the one that would just be like what about under here?

(47:33):
And then you'd find. Yeah, I think so too, Luna
Lovegood style. I think I'm going to go Pisces.
Did you think? I was going to say I think I'm
going to go to an escape room? No way.
I thought you were going to say,like, I think I'm going to go
like reread that book or something.
I don't know, Like, I just thought you were going to go
Harry Potter. But yeah, I'm going to go Harry
Potter by Yep, Yeah, I think I would choose Pisces just for the
wild card aspect. I would choose Gemini, but I

(47:56):
think that it would be cool withthe Pisces too.
Yeah. Alrighty, so there it is,
there's my. They have you guys.
We rambled. I think we did rambled.
We actually rambled quite a bit.I expected this to be much
shorter. Me too.
I'm proud of us. So proud we were.
We were able to talk to each other for a whole 50 minutes
even though you wanna kill me instead of having me as your

(48:19):
sibling. I like.
I just think of the archetypes I'm not thinking of.
Yeah. We think of like difficult parts
of certain signs and say like, well, I just could not cope with
that. But anyway, guys hope that you
Rams along with us. I hope that you answered some of
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It's always fun to ramble and wehave 26 other rambles if you're
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