Mornings to the Max 7.2.24

Four Years at Bernie's. ep.160

Episode Transcript

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Good morning, Kansas City. It's Tuesday, 07/02/2024.
2 days until we celebrate the birth of
var nation and who better to lead that
celebration than the most experienced birthday
we've ever had.

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It's going to be 77 degrees today with
flood warning in W dot county, so put
those chickens outside the coop, you won't have
to deal with their bodies, and you'll be
finally
rid of them. We were on a little
hiatus because of work and then vacation, but
I did catch the debate and wrote my
thoughts on several blank pages of a Bible,
which I think is appropriate.
Let's take a listen.

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I don't care if they weaken at bernie
him to the inauguration. Trump knew nothing about
politics or rules or laws They weakened at
burning him through 4 horrible years. He said
we should pour bleach in our bodies, and
the team that was weakening at burning in
him. All face jail time or rep pardoned.
He's a convicted felon. They all did a
bad job. Okay? Biden and said the debate

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that we need to beat Medicare. You know
how we knew that was a mistake. Because
we know his stance on Medicare and he
admits the mistakes. If Trump could, he would
have made A national policy
He made half the nation not wear mask
because it messed up his makeup. So I'm
standing by Biden. I'm well aware he's old.
So is Trump Okay. Trump messed up just
as much. He just sounded better doing it.

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And it wouldn't have hurt Biden to blink
a few times, but Biden probably thought was
going out in the radio to all the
ships it's see if they can overlook Trump's
racist sexist trillion dollar deficits, federal crime committing
cha self serving experience Cro hiring bullshit. I
can overlook Biden needing to go to bed
before 6. Trump is on tape dancing and
whispering about women to Jeffrey Epstein, and he

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also danced with his weird adult kids When
his mega people were beating cops and poop
and desks of the capital, but serious businessmen
and Ceos will be like, M sure like
what he's doing taxes.
So no, we need to play by their
delusional rules. So guess what? Biden looks smart,
handsome and great during the debate. And zoom
down those debate steps afterwards
like the Olympia he is. He's got a

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beautiful body. And thank God, the Good lord
Jesus for sending Biden from the Heavens to
rescue this country from these children mole demon
blood drinkers. He's the chosen 1 who's gonna
save this country from,
you know, I don't know what. Whatever's is
destroying the country. If you're really worried about
Biden, just start calling it the Biden Harris
ticket. We have a system for this, at

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least we do for now. Then I added
a note later that said, remember when you
wanted to free Britney Spears, but I don't
know what my point was gonna be with
that.
Anyways, A Chinese space firm unintentionally launches its
new rocket. The rocket was undergoing a static
fire test in which the engines are ignited
while it's clamped to a test stand, but
the clamps failed and the rocket broke free.

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A spokesperson for the company said, I'm so
sorry. The has never happened to me before.
It's just because you're so hot. The Us
team beat Chinese taipei 5 to 4 in
the first game of their international friendship series.
With a full count and bases load in
the ninth inning, Pitcher Derek Smith rose the
occasion for team Usa Saturday night to close
out the intense baseball game. I don't have

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a joke for this. I just had to
do a Chinese baseball story to make sure
no more Chinese rockets go off prematurely. Although
just now achieving viral fame, Mike Mc america
and his wife Judy started their Texas Road
challenge back in 2003
when they noticed they had visited around 37
of the restaurants. The retired couple decided to
see how many Texas road houses they could

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go to, visiting nearly 100 of them in
2018.
They now have been to a total of
434
Texas Road houses, but since there's around 650,
they still have a ways to go before
completing their challenge of having diarrhea the most.
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Retired Mike Mc america and his wife, Judy
call it a game changer. For their goal

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of having Diarrhea the most.
That's our show see tomorrow and don't forget
the fireworks. This 1 kinda snuck up on
us. Am I right. He's a little british
this year. Okay.
Music by Medi dog.