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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Have you tried the
new RISE workout stuff?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Like the pre-workout.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh, I haven't tried
the pre-workout.
I don't do pre-workout, reallyNot at all.
My dad's a physical therapist.
I asked him about creatine.
He said he doesn't want to taketoo much creatine or anything
like that, because your bodyalready produces enough.
But I do a lot of amino acidswhich it does have a little bit
of caffeine in it, yeah,anything like that, because,
like, your body already producesenough.
So, yeah, but I, I use, I do alot like amino acids which it
does have a little bit ofcaffeine in it, but I do a lot
of amino acids, but I got therise one.
(00:30):
Bro, I'm sitting at the store.
Oh no, oh no, no, okay, sothere's two options.
Okay, there's lemonade.
There's uh, uh, what's itcalled?
Uh, I don't even drink it.
(00:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's kool-aid, oh yeah, and we know damn well
, which one you pick?
hey, hey, relax.
Nah.
So I'm sitting there with mysister, I, and I'm, so I'm
looking for all.
I'm like dang, like this islike a popular brand, like where
are all of them?
Yeah, and I look up, there'sthis little white kid sitting
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next to me, you know, and he'slooking at me like he's like we
already know what you're pickingdog he said, that's you, he
just had that look.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You know what I'm
saying.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
He's giving you that
little smirk, bro, so I'm like,
so I look over and there'sanother one and it's like, bro,
it's Kool-Aid.
Does Rise only have Kool-Aid?
Dog?
I've never had an amino acid orpre-workout drink that is
Kool-aid like I've never had a.
(01:46):
I've never had a um like aminoacid or pre-workout drink that
is kool-aid like I've never hadthat?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
yeah, I didn't even
mean that.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
But anyway, but that
one's like 40, so I'm like I'm
not gonna have, like there's noway.
It's that good.
They better be good dog so Iget the I, so I get the Kool-Aid
one, bro.
I walked out of the store sodisappointed dog.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I know all the old
white people around you were
just like they ain't right.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
My sister was even
like, why did you just get
lemonade?
I was like bro, I don't messwith lemonade like that, like a
Mottu mess with lemonade likethat like like a matu man.
But I got, I got it.
I got to get this out.
Bro, I haven't seen you in aminute.
Yeah, bro, relationships bro.
I know I know what happened,dog, but like, but we gotta
(02:37):
elaborate, we gotta elaboratebefore that one.
How was it going?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
um, okay, so before
that one, uh, I was talking this
chick for a little bit, um, Imean, she was really nice, but
uh, I just think it was well,that's actually a crazy response
though she was sweet, but shewas not, it was just like I
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think it was a little too muchof.
You know it's important to havelike a balance of like how much
the like a girl likes you andhow much you like her, because
you don't want it to be like toomuch either way yeah, and it
was just kind of a little unevenon oh, bro, I know what you're
talking about dog.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I think I know what
you wait.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I think I I don't
know if I told you wait, did I
bro?
I know what you're talkingabout, dog.
I think I know what you'retalking about.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think I, I don't
know if I told you wait, did I?
But I know what you're talkingabout, because I remember that
was like almost like one of thelast times we talked um you were
saying that, that you weregetting ready to go to her
function yeah, yeah, and it wasa really fun like thing, but I
think her personality also wasjust like wasn't like what I'm
looking for, no that's.
That's definitely one thing.
Yeah, I know who you're talkingabout no that's definitely one
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thing that I'd be running into.
Man like you find this personshe's beautiful, she's sweet,
like she's everything that likeyou pictured, you know, like
that you want, but then, like,once you like, get in the
relationship.
You're like this, like thepersonality just doesn't feel me
exactly it's, it's hard man andI don't know, like I don't know
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what to do to like figure outthat the personality fits me,
because I feel like personalitychanges so much once you
actually get into a relationshipwhere you both know that you
guys actually have feelings foreach other.
Yeah, I think I don't know,it's so, it's and it's
frustrating to me.
I'm like bro, bro, like I justwant a girl, bro that I can like
mesh with.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I feel you, bro, I
feel you, I think dude, I think
my look at it right now.
After just everything that'shappened recently, I think I'm
just going to take a break fromlike trying to look for a
relationship, yeah, and I'm justgoing to you, gonna.
You know, like I know it soundscorny like so everyone says
(04:51):
yeah, like focus on yourself,but like I just feel like it has
not been like I've talked toI'm not trying to be cocky or
anything like I've talked to agood amount of people here and
like I just think none of themhave been what I'm actually
looking for.
So I think it's the best ideato focus on on myself.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I definitely
like.
I was in a relationship not toolong ago.
She was an amazing girl.
I have no regrets, but Idefinitely think after
relationships like that just belike going crazy, like like they
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end a year long, longrelationship here or then they
enter another one here and herehere it's like, it's hard to
like.
Then you like, oh man, I doneed to focus on myself and I do
need to realize, like, where doI start?
because it's like you have tostart from square one when you
start another relationship.
I'm not going to say that,though, and yeah, definitely, I
definitely agree with that, butI definitely hate, bro, if
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someone comes up to me and sayslike it's not you, it's me, bro.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm crashing out like
look, but like no, no, but
because I honestly think, like Idon't.
Okay, as someone that has saidthat before, I don't think that
is an entirely truthfulstatement, because sometimes it
is like it's not that person, itis whoever's doing it, but at
the end of the day, the wayyou're feeling, it's probably
(06:15):
due to that person.
Oh yeah, so it's like, at theend of the day, it might be,
it's not you, it's me, but Ithink that just really means
there's something that I'm nothappy with, or something yeah,
well for sure, especially if youdon't find the right person.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Because I, I'm a firm
believer, like um, I have, I
know a lot of people who hatethe um, the, when people say,
like um, right person, justwrong time.
I definitely think you can havethe right person in the wrong
time, um, because sometimes, youknow, we're just not ready.
Yeah, you know, like um, youknow, and especially, like I'd
say, like in a spiritual sense,you know, of course I'm not
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gonna get too much into this,but just like in a spiritual
sense like there would be timeswhere, like, spiritually, I'm
just not ready.
You know what I'm saying.
And but, like you know, we inthe christian community we like
to say God has us in a season ofsingleness, right, and so it's
like sometimes, like you know,like we're like man, I'm just,
I'm going to get out of, I'mjust going to go look for
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someone, and God's like no, no,no, no, you're in a season of
singleness, but no, and thenalso just like in the non, you
know, you know religious I thinkit's also like there are just
times where either we're justlost in a relationship or we're
broken and we don't really knowthat.
That whenever we just try tolike get into another
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relationship, but we also end uphurting ourselves and that
person just as much, and Idefinitely think that's
something we don't think aboutin our society for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
A hundred percent,
man.
Yeah, that's, that's very's verytrue, bro, I think at the
beginning of college once I wasout of my year-long relationship
, I rushed into a lot of thingsand like looking back at it you
know they always say hindsightis 20-20 but like looking back
at it, bro, I mean I definitelywas just not ready, yeah, and
like I did like make some baddecisions, but I guess only
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thing you can do is learn frommistakes.
Yeah, I feel like I've made alot of mistakes.
I feel like I did like makesome bad decisions, but I guess
the only thing you can do islearn from mistakes.
Yeah, I feel like I've made alot of mistakes.
I feel like I've learned a lotof them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I think a lot of
times we come into things with
anger after a relationship.
Yeah, we're like this persondidn't do this and this, and I
know, like you know, some peopleare like well, I mean,
sometimes, what about the mutualbreakups?
I even think a lot of timesit's the mutual breakups.
When people do that, then a lotof times you come in with anger
(08:30):
.
So it's a good thing to come inwith your head straight,
whether it's in a religious way,whether it's in a physical way.
I do think working out is agreat way, especially for men,
to get that frustration out.
Also, friends Hang out with morefriends, and the problem, I
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think, with a lot of women inthat sense is I think a lot of
women will start hanging outwith more guys to fill that hole
, and I don't think that's veryhealthy either.
I think guys will probably a lotof times hang out with their
guys and go work hole, and Idon't think that's very healthy
either.
I think guys will probably alot of times hang out with their
guys and go work out, which Ithink is healthy.
Girls, um, I think a lot oftimes it is finding um, uh,
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what's the word?
Like solace, as I guess I'mthinking um, or you know, in
other men, which also honestlysometimes that's not bad,
because also sometimes you canfind, but also I think I think
women do a really a lot betterjob at handling anger yeah, no,
I think so, yeah, for sure andyou know that's yeah, that's men
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like I don't handle anger verywell, but whenever I ended that
relationship, like I kind kindof, I went into a you know a
religious kind of, I took thereligious approach.
I was like, you know, I'm justgoing to wait and try to figure
out me and you know, if thatleads me back to her, then
that's one thing, but if itdoesn't, you know that's another
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thing.
You know, yeah, but yeah no,but actually I want to talk
about this, that relationship,you know, your last relationship
, how, like yeah, how are youdealing with that?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
My last life.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Just recently oh.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I mean honestly, you
know it sucks.
And you know Always does,there's nothing you can really
do about it.
Because, at the end of the day,if someone's doing stuff that,
like you know, you wouldn't wantto be, fuck.
Let me rephrase this If a girlyou're talking to is doing
things that you know youwouldn't want your girlfriend to
be doing, and I just thinkthat's the biggest sign you can
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get, that's like, that's justnot the right person.
Yeah, and it took me a while torealize Definitely right person
.
Yeah, and it took me a while torealize, um, definitely,
because I always thought like,oh, like I can make it work,
like you always think you canchange a person, right, but I
think it's more important tothink if you can't change your
girl, change your girl yeah,yeah I mean it's yeah, you just
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gotta, you just gotta keep goingman don't let one l?
uh discourage you, yeah, from.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, I think that's
definitely a big thing because,
yeah, we have so many people,let me just change them.
And I know a lot of people talkabout this, a lot of podcasters
talk about this, but I will say, like a lot of times, whenever
we have that mindset, let me tryto change them.
That's how you already knowit's going to be a failed
relationship.
Like I've had so many friends,I'm just going to change them.
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I know they're this and thisand that I'm going to change
them.
If you can tell from the startthat that person's morals don't
line up with yours, it's justnot going to be successful.
Because I started like, how doyou figure out the vibe of
somebody else without alreadystarting the relationship?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
you know what I'm
saying, because I think it sucks
, dude, yeah, yeah exactlybecause then it's like you're in
a situation where you know,like you know damn well this is
not the right girl.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
But it's like you
like her but she, yeah, she's
attractive, yeah, she'sattractive.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
You know this that
this, that, but it's like dude.
I wish like literally, if Iwant, if I could change one
thing that I wish I had knownbefore college.
It would just be that I knew ifI don't like something about a
girl, or multiple things about agirl, I shouldn't like try to
change that.
I should just like really thinkif that's the right girl for me
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.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, because I just
think I I rush into stuff
knowing that they weren't theright person, yeah, and then it
not ending up yeah, as arelationship yeah, they weren't
the right person yeah, for sure,and I think it's the the
problem, especially, you know,in the area of life that we're
in, you know, from that 19 to 22age it's really easy to be like
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man, bro, she's bad, you know,and so it's like shoot your shot
, bro, shoot your shot.
I'm like, all right, let's doit.
And then a lot of times they'relike man, she was nothing like
me yeah you know, um, becausepeople don't show their true
colors until they have to.
You know, I've caught myselfmultiple times talking to
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someone.
I'm going to be just this, I'mnot going to say anything, I'm
not going to be at all of who Ireally am until I'm locked in,
because if she likes, if we getin the relationship, she's going
to have to like the true me.
But that's not true.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
She's not going to
have to like the true you.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Because they're going
to see the true me but that's
not true.
She's not gonna have to like,she's not gonna have to like the
true you, because they're gonnasee the true you be like yeah,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, or I was like saying like, I'm gonna act like this, I'm
gonna act like this, you know,big and bad guy, you know, and
it's like yeah, no no, becausewhenever.
Because if she likes the, if shelikes these, you know these big
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and bad guys um, she's gonnaexpect you to be like that.
And once she figures out thatyou're not that guy, she's like
man, you're a loser.
Or or if she's, she expects youto be a shithole wrist and real
sweet guy, right, and you endup being this.
You know terrible.
Just mean she ain't gonna likeyou, it is.
It is just as easy to end arelationship than to start a
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relationship.
Do you think you weresuccessful, you know?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
yeah, but for sure I
don't know.
Yeah, another thing yeah, yougotta always be yourself too.
Yeah, because at the end of theday, if you're in a
relationship with a girl, yourdreams, but you have to act.
Fake every time you're aroundher yeah, that sounds like dude,
that sounds horrible and Ithink that's a really important
is just be yourself around agirl as soon as you meet her, so
you can really know even if youlike her a lot if she doesn't
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like the real you, then it's notgonna work out, so yeah yeah,
no, for sure, I um what.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
This kind of leads me
into another question.
I have what do you think thelong?
How long do you think a talkingstage should be?
See, because I'll give you anexplanation before and the
reason I have such a hard timewith it, because I typically
don't do a very long talkingstage at all, like you're going
to call this crazy.
I usually have like a max twoweeks Two weeks Holy moly Now,
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and the reason is because ofthis.
Right, what is the meaning of atalking stage?
Right, we call it, we say itbecause it's a way to learn
about a person, but also okay.
So then, what is dating Because?
Aren't we learning about aperson?
Right, okay, because,essentially, what is dating for?
You're going to date a personbecause eventually, they're
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going to become your wife.
Yeah, right, but we all know,know everyone.
As we watched, as we grew up,we watched our parents.
They're still learning stuffabout each other, right, and
they're learning parentingstyles from each other.
They're learning all thesethings from each other, right,
well, dating you're alsolearning from each other.
And so then, if we're gonnalike these two month, three
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month, four month talking stages, I'm like, what are you even
doing?
You know?
I'm saying because then now weget into the ballpark of people.
Now, I understand, peoplestarted like relationships when
they were freshmen in highschool and you know they've been
, yeah, a long time, you know, Ithink if you start a
relationship when you're afreshman in high school, I mean
dating for, I mean dating forthe rest of college, I don't
really see a problem, because Imean you guys, yeah, but yeah,
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but it's like same thing.
It's like, say, if I started arelationship now, you know I
wouldn't want to date for threeyears.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I'm like, okay, well,I'm going to talk to you, I'm
going to be in this talkingstage with you, I'm going to
take you on two dates, okay, andfirst of all, if I don't, if
after the first day I still haveto be like yeah, then I'm like
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if my, if my boy comes up to meand says I, I go yeah, the first
date was all right, I'll bet onthat man.
Yeah, if you can't say thatfirst date was great, I'll bet
on that man that's actually I'venever thought about.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You know what.
I know what I'm saying.
That's good advice right there.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
But see, I don't know
, because sometimes you, because
sometimes it is the rightperson, but you do need a little
bit more time to read into it.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, no Dang, I
didn't even think about that I
mean I'd say first date thefirst date's always a little
awkward.
Y'all are both nervous yeah,blah, blah but, like after the
first date, y'all will beprobably more comfortable.
Yeah, okay, what is your idealdate?
Look like I think.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I think it depends on
who if you guys are both, and
now it depends because you knowyou have the extrovert,
extrovert, extrovert combinationof the extra introvert.
You know, yeah, and also it'sdifferent whenever it's a boy
and you know the boy's anextrovert you know all that, so
I think, you know the first it's.
You can interchange them either.
The first date is an actiondate and the second date is a
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very intimate date, right?
so you know, for example, I'm anextrovert, so I find an
introverted girl.
My first day is going to be bea very intimate so we can sit
down and have a conversationwith her.
So now, after that date, Ilearn about her, I learn about
her and if I can go after thefirst date and be like man she's
really sweet, very motherly, Ilike that Then I'm going to go
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take her to a date where we cantalk and have fun.
Maybe Topgolf is a fun thing.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Minig, have fun.
Maybe, like you know, top golfis a fun thing, you know mini
golf is a fun thing.
You know it doesn't really go.
That's just my, my go-to firstdate back in high school bro it
was.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
My go-to is mini golf
players called alley cats bro
no, but no, but for sure.
Um, I think, yeah, I think youhave to have an action date and
an intimate date because, um,because then now you're kind of
learning both sides of a person,yeah, and then also, like now,
this is one thing where I'm likeI, I say be yourself, but there
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are like some, some instances,like you know you're in if
you're an action date and you'rea competitive person.
You're with some introvertedgirl like come on like going
crazy, probably isn't.
You know what you need to bedoing.
Because like that's like bro.
Like yeah, I, I know I said beyourself, but like that doesn't
mean yelling her, bro.
Like she ain't tiger woods dog,like she's becky from down the
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street bro um yeah.
So I definitely think um, yeah,two dates is like, if I can't
figure out, she's the one, theone.
If I can't figure out, she'sgonna be someone in my life or
someone I would want to be theone.
Yeah, by two dates, she ain'tthe one.
Bro.
Now, if you can't even say thatthe first date was good, don't
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even go on a second.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
You don't waste each
other's time I agree, I think,
dude, honestly, the ideal firstdate bro you got to.
I say more of a talking for thefirst date, I would probably go
action, maybe second timehanging out, but I guess just
now, because, like I'd say, Iwant to really get to know this
girl.
And then I'd say, ideally,maybe dinner or something, or
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like ice cream or something likethat yeah.
And then I see you chill at yourplace and like get to know her
really and like y'all willactually be able to talk, yeah.
So I think that's kind of theidea, yeah I, yeah, no, I for
for sure, I.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I kind of take it in
the sense of, um, because you
know, I'm a christian, I'm achristian man.
You know, I take it in a senseof when I am on a date with a
person, before I can make itofficial, I have a kind of like
a checklist of the things that Ihave to do so that I can say,
okay, I think she's a greatwoman.
So, for um, you know, before westart dating, of course, you
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know, like anyone, she's gonnahave to be my parents, right,
and my parents and my family'sgoing to have to not love her.
You know, because, again, atthe end of the day, it is my
decision yeah but they're, Imean, you know, like a risk.
She's a.
You know, if my parents can belike, okay, she's a respectable
young lady, you know they'relike okay, perfect, I love that,
you know.
And now also I have two sisters.
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My sisters are gonna have tolike her, right almost, and now
my sister's almost gonna have tolove her, and then I have to be
able to have a conversationabout God with her.
Really, you know, if she islike you know, I'm not saying
she got to be like, you know,was it Mother Teresa dog?
Yeah, she don't got to be like,you know, like recite song, you
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know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like I got to be able tohave, like she got to be
somewhat like competent in it, Ican have a good conversation
about her on something that shefirmly believes.
I'm not saying she has to have aspecific denomination, like oh,
you're Baptist, not going towork.
I've got to be able to say, hey, let's have a conversation
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about Jesus and all that stuff.
I usually get that on the first.
If it's an intimate first date,I usually get that on the first
date.
Another thing is I mean I gotto think she's I mean attractive
.
Like I don't think she'sattractive.
Like my mom puts it perfectly,she's like there's going to be a
day where you don't think she'sas attractive anymore.
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Right yeah, so also pick a girlthat you can talk to.
Because when she's not,attractive and you can't talk to
her.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
You're cooked.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
You're cooked, bro.
You're like man.
I gotta spend the rest, thenext 20 years of my life with
this girl.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Maybe you should have
a kid.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Bro, my kid turns out
to be like her and she can't
talk to people Like come on man.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
But I think also,
like you got to also.
I mean, I care about a girl'slooks a lot, but at the end of
the day, like it's not her looksthat's going to be keeping you
there For sure, because the wayI think about it is like a looks
is what will get you and thenher personality is what will
keep going.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's like the
finisher, like the fourth
quarter, two-minute one, yeah,yeah.
It's like the gift that keepson giving If she has a good
personality and y'all really arelike.
The best thing I think is if aguy and a girl can say they're
best friends, but also yeah, Imean dating it's you, you're
marrying your best friend, butit's a different type of best
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friend and that's where that'sone thing in that last
relationship that I had a hardtime with, because you know I
could firmly sit here and saythat in our relationship we were
best friends okay.
I don't know if she would havesaid it, but we were best
friends, but it wasn't adifferent type of best friend.
It was like we're just bestfriends, because I feel like you
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could have a.
You got your homeboy, but thenalso your best friend she's a
little bit higher than that.
I definitely think, yeah, if Ican look at my homeboy and then
be like she's like just a littlebit higher, then I'm like okay,
I like this I like where thisis sitting.
And if my homeboy don't respectthat man me can leave.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
But you know, but you
also always got to remember who
got you there.
Yeah, for sure your homeboysare the ones that are going to
be with you through it all andthey'll be with you after it, no
matter what happens with thatgirl.
Yeah, and I just think that alsomy first ever relationship back
like sophomore to junior yearof high school, Like I
definitely like didn't hang outwith my friends enough when I
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was dating her, but she also wasliterally my best friend, like
I had out there almost every dayand like she was literally my
best friend, like I wasdefinitely so in love with her.
But it's just like you know, Iguess love fades but like well,
in this society we have a hardtime with balance.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, you know,
because here's the thing If
you're religious, you've got tobe able to balance.
You have to be able to put thebalance of God, family, friends
and your girlfriend right.
But the thing is, balance ishard in that situation.
Right, balance is hard in thatsense because, like Christian,
(24:47):
if you're Christian, you knowGod comes first, so it's not
like a, you know you don't havelike 25%'re Christian.
You know God comes first, soit's not like a, you know you
don't have like 25% for each.
You know God should be majority, you know.
And so there's that.
There's that hard thing.
Um, but then also like, yeah, Imean, if now, if you're not
religious, not that balanced,you have to find a way to
balance your friends, family and, um, your girlfriend and your
(25:08):
family should be majority ofthat as well, yeah, and so
that's also hard.
Yeah, balance.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
That is definitely
hard.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I wouldn't say.
My hard thing is it's kind ofthe opposite is the balance in
the sense of also her, my familyand my friends have always been
that majority of the part.
And so then I have a hard timewhere you know she'll be like we
didn't do this, this, this,this, and I'm like, oh shoot,
(25:38):
you know I forgot to do that.
You know that's kind of been my, that's been my hard time.
But a lot of people, I think,struggle with you know, like I
got my family and my boys toback me up.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
But yeah, I got my
family and my boys to back me up
, yeah, and definitely I think alot of people also struggle
with the opposite way You'reputting your girl too much first
and then you're notprioritizing your friends or
your family and I think thatalso I struggled with a little
bit with my most recentgirlfriend.
I was hanging out with her morethan I would hang out with my
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parents, like my mom, and when Ilook back at it I think I
should have put more effort intomaking time for everything, but
I was just so kind of obsessedwith just hanging out there.
I didn't realize it then.
But now I realize I kind of putaside my family and I should
(26:31):
have made more of a balance.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, yeah, no for
sure.
My mom sent me a.
What did she send me?
My mom sent me it's funny, somy mom's never on social media
and she sent me this reel.
First of all, I was kind ofconfused.
(26:57):
I was like, um, what are youdoing?
But no, it was actually it kindof it was.
So it says um, it's proven thatsons who hug their moms when
they see them tend to livehappier lives.
Right, right, and it's crazy,but that was actually a study by
Pew Research, really, yeah, andit's because, you know, we talk
about the relationships betweena son and a mother and a
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daughter and a father.
And I think it was DenzelWashington.
He said you know, a mother'sfirst love is her son, but a
mother's last no, sorry, a son'sfirst love is his mother and a
mother's last love is her son.
(27:41):
And it's crazy, you know.
And so that's yeah, I always.
And also I mean there's anotherthing is oh, what was I going
to say?
Another thing is that when yourmother is second, there's a
real problem, because a lot ofpeople say the girl that you
(28:04):
find.
A guy looks for a girl like hismother.
Find a guy looks for a girl likehis mother yeah, you know
whenever you have the same,because I I look back and I'm
like man, a lot of the qualitiesof the girl that I want has the
qualities of my mother, youknow like I want a girl that can
cook man like my mom.
She can slave in the kitchen,bro like it's actually insane
dog.
But the same thing is like mymom.
(28:27):
None of us kids ask for gifts.
My mom knows how to give giftslike eight Like it's insane.
And it's like my.
I honestly like it's giftreceiving.
I don't really care for, butlike.
But I think the people who havea love language of the gift,
you know gifts you know, it's,it's.
It goes further than that.
(28:48):
It's that they care for people10 times more than they care for
themselves yeah and it's.
I want a girl that, like I cansit there and look at like man,
she cares for everyone.
Again, she don't got to be amother, theresa, but like she
can be she's.
You know, I can sit there andsee like, wow, she cares for
(29:08):
people, yeah, but you know, Ijust I find it interesting that
I mean I would say every quality.
You know, sometimes people havea hard time with their mothers,
um, but I think a lot ofqualities, um, that your mother
has is also a lot of qualitiesthat just kind of like build
into your mind.
Yeah, you want a girl to be,but it's very interesting, not
for sure, right?
Yeah, definitely.
(29:29):
Oh, I wanted to ask you, yeah,so, okay, you said your ideal
first date Would Okay, so say,you find a girl who's like the
action girl, right, would it bevalid, okay, valid, okay, would
it be valid to take a girl to a?
(29:51):
What's it called?
What's the thing where you likesmash things?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Oh, like, I always
call it a crash out room, but
like it's another sort of crashout room, it's like a rage room.
Yes, a rage room.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Is that valid?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Dude, that would be
sick'm not gonna lie like if a
dude.
If a girl asked me to do thaton our first date, I think I
would marry her on the spot.
Bro, like that's hell.
Yeah, that's so ideal no, I.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
But I'm like, what do
you even say?
Like you're like one of y'all,like blows at your knee.
Someone hits like let's go tobed hits you in the knee dog and
it's like what do you tell yourboys Told my ACL dog.
I was like what was y'all doing?
Dog, I broke my arm.
(30:46):
Bro, you was going that crazydog.
How do you break your arm on afirst date?
Like skydiving People be goingskydiving.
I'm like bro.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Bro, if you go
skydiving on a first date Trying
to lose your life dog.
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Okay, here I want to
play.
Now.
This kind of leads me to thenext game.
I'm going to name these firstdate things we're to me in.
The next game is I'm going toname these first date things and
we're going to see if this isvalid.
Alright, we'll add a little bitmore to it If she asks you to
go to these things.
Okay.
(31:22):
It's not necessarily thingsthat you think of.
It's like she asks you to go tothese Thrift store outfit
challenge.
It's like she asks you to go tothese, all right, thrift store
outfit challenge.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
That's like creative
yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I would enjoy that.
Yeah, it depends.
Yeah, like bro, If she wants meto buy some of the stuff after
this I'm like all right If she'sgoing to see a copper-free
outfit, I mean.
I don't know your last name yet.
Like guys, yeah, all right,let's see here.
Mini golf in costume.
Oh no, no, mini golf in costume.
(31:57):
In costume, like you guys aregoing to like put costumes on
and go mini golfing.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm not going to put
on a costume in front of a girl
on the first date.
I mean, if we in Vegas, maybedog?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, I mean yeah, if
I'm hammered.
Sure, he said if I'm hammered.
Bro buddy was hammered when hesaid yes dog.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, there's no way
I'm agreeing to this in the
first place.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
but, bro, she called
me up and said you got your
costume Costume.
What you talking about, why?
What are you talking about?
Why are we going golfing?
Okay, worst Yelp review tour.
I don't really know what thatmeans.
Do you go somewhere for Yelpreviews?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh, wait, I think you
just look for the worst
reviewed places on Yelp.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh, what are you
talking about?
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
go visit them or
something Tour them, I don't
know.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I feel like Yelp has
the majority of their reviews,
like motels.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, also tour.
I don't know, bro.
I feel like yelp has likemajority of their reviews like
motels.
Yeah, I am not.
Some people definitely justlike mess around in the comments
.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
He's saying like the
craziest things.
But I'll be like, how does thathave anything to do with that
dog?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
like, come on dude,
have you ever read xbox uh game
reviews, dude?
They're so funny bro actuallywait, I did.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I saw one where it
was like bro, he was like it was
like rainbow six siege.
Yeah, he's like he's likeyou're trash the game.
And he's like I'm only sevenand he's like, oh, actually, for
your age you're really good.
He goes.
Then he goes.
Yeah, my mom calls my momdoesn't let me play.
She calls me fat and stupid.
I'm like like, bro, what?
No, I feel so bad for that kidthough.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Okay, let me find hey
, we can continue with the.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Let's see here Improv
comedy class.
See, I'm not going to lie bro.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I don't think so?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, I don't think
so.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
See, like bro, I
don't say that I don't think so.
See, like bro, I don't say thatI don't think I'm very funny.
And like women that say they'refunny, bro, 9 times out of 10
bro are not funny like bro Ilowkey be laughing when they say
I'm funny.
But also.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
That's the thing, bro
girls that think each other are
funny are 9 out of 10 timesmore likely to not be funny to
us.
Because I swear like there aresome chicks that I'll hear
someone talk about like, oh man,she's so funny, I'm like really
.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I've hung out all day
with you dog.
I have not laughed Like what.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Is she really that
funny?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I mean okay, tourist
in our own town date.
I think that could be cute.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
That could be fun.
Yeah, if you're driving around,maybe if y'all get like snacks
or something, yeah, let's sayy'all add on to it.
You go to Target get snacksbefore and then you go like get
all your little snacks.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I think tourist in
the next town is better.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, in your town it
may be a little boring.
Oh look, it's a city hall.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Oh, holy shit.
Well, it's like, bro, I live ina town that's like 20,000
people.
And it's like you know you canrun across the town.
So it's like tourist in my owntown, like that's fair.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I didn't think about
it like that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You know, like Dallas
, like.
I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, you know,
because they're a place we've
never seen.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, oh for sure,
dude, Karaoke roulette, karaoke
roulette.
No, oh, the only time thatwould be fun is if he was First
date.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I don't know if I
could deal with that
embarrassment Dude.
There's no way I'm doingActually.
Oh my God, it's got to be.
That could be an insane idea ifyou were hammered.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
You got to be
hammered to the point where you
aren't remembering that nightdog.
And the problem is there aresome people who, just no matter
how hammered they are, remembereverything.
That's true.
You know what I'm saying.
Like you know how awful youwould feel.
It's like, bro, I look like anidiot.
(35:56):
Yeah, she's like it was a goodnight, huh.
And I'm like uh, nah For you,yeah for you.
You don't remember whathappened.
You was on that one guy's tabledog.
You was crawling dog, bro, Ilooked like a loser.
The old folks were looking atme like this was a problem.
(36:18):
This generation, that's just adead flex.
Oh no, oh, I'll see you.
Weird food taste test.
I would honestly vote with thatshe gives me a slug, bro, I'm
crashing out, I'm crashing out,I'm sorry bro, dog Hell.
(36:44):
No, I'm sorry bro, it's on sightdog, it'll be so for reals on
sight dog.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
That's insane work,
bro.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Imagine where you got
a blindfold on she goes.
You're gonna have to slurp thisone up, bro.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I look down at the
fucking snail shell.
She's catching it right, bro.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
She goes see you
right, bro, she go, she out dog.
No, this is funny.
That's your fake engagementphoto shoot.
I mean that's kind of dumb.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Like why would you?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
do that on the first
date?
See, okay, it would be cute ifyou guys ended up getting
married.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I'm saying oh yeah,
Because then you have like the
first day y'all met, and thenlike when y'all got engaged like
side by side pictures well,it's like the way you plan it,
like she like knows, she'll knowthat the proposal's coming
because then like you're like,hey, let's go back to the first
date.
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
like that'd be bro,
that'd be tough that's valid
only if you get married dog, dog.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So like bro, you
better lock in, you better
fucking lock in.
Let's see here Speed run, ahobby Neither of you know.
Nah, I'm going to be so forreal.
So there's this one girl.
I was texting for a little bit.
This was like my junior year ofhigh school my junior summer I
think and there was this game onGame Pigeon that we played.
(38:01):
She was in Arizona, maybe Ican't remember.
Maybe, Idaho, and so we'replaying this game.
Neither of us know.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Wait, do you remember
?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
what game it was.
I was like I want to say Goku.
It wasn't Goku, what was itcalled, bro?
No, but I just remember we wereplaying this game.
No one knew what was going on,dog, and it was like low-key,
making me mad.
Yeah, um, oh wait, I think it'scalled.
It's like oh, it's gamaku,gamaku, g-o-m-o-q.
(38:39):
Bro, it's probably some likejapanese game, bro, and they're
like not even like like hold up.
You see this, like, okay, youcan see.
It's like on the.
It's probably some Japanesegame, bro, and they're not even
like Hold up.
You see this, okay, you can see.
It's like it's underneath thecheckers oh, gamoku, or
something.
Nah, I was low-key pressed.
I know this because I'm acompetitive person.
She is too.
Yeah, I was low-key pressedbecause she was like man, I
(39:02):
don't know what I'm doing.
And then all of a sudden, shestops texting, right, yeah.
And then she texts me back andall of a sudden her points are
skyrocketing, dog, and I'm likewhat's going on?
She ends up winning and I'mlike, oh, you figured out how to
do it.
She goes yeah, I looked it up.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I was like you didn't
tell me.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
But I, but I was
playing fair.
I didn't look it up, dog, butbecause you know how, like game,
pigeon got the rules that like,um, they have the rules of the
games that you can look and lookit up.
Yeah, I was.
It doesn't even have it on gamepigeon.
I'm like bro, they don't evenknow how to play this game dog
they probably made that shit.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
There's like we need
one more game to fill our
workload.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Uh, let's just add
some random thing.
Let's just make people mad.
I like goku gabakoo.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Nah, that's not bro,
I hate that, okay not bro, this
last one.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I'm already saying
this is not valid though escape
rooms bro hello, I would getpissed Bro oh my God, dude, our
first argument was on the firstdate, dog.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, dude, escape
rooms get me heated, oh my God.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Especially, bro,
there are some girls like nope,
this is no hate to girls, bro, Ilove women.
But like y'all, half of y'allin like, like, like crunch time
situations, dog, yeah, heat ofthe moment, it's just no
survival skill.
I'm like hey, we got fiveseconds, go and push the button.
(40:32):
What button?
Now?
We got two.
Like, bro, you wasted threeseconds asking me what I told
you to do.
Bro, now, I'm not gonna liewith you.
There'll be times like whenthat happens, like I don don't
even give a good explanationbecause I'm already so pressed.
So she'd be like you didn'texplain it.
Well, I'm like well, if youwould have understood half the
(40:54):
things, I wouldn't have beenpressed.
Yeah, exactly no, if I was withmy boys, we would have 30
minutes left.
We ran out of time, bro, I didthis last week with my boys and
we got it done.
Nah, bro, there's something,bro, like the idea like blondes,
you know like they call themlike blondes stupid.
(41:14):
You know, bro, that shit true.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
That shit true, my
friend.
No hate to you, shelby, you'remy dog, but you're the dumbest,
literally.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
oh my god nah, bro,
the last girl I dated, bro, she
was a very smart girl, but shelike, she like, it was like it's
all, it's like.
Not a lot of them, I would say,actually are smart, but it's
like the street smarts.
And I'll tell you, she was andthis is I mean she was so smart,
her street smarts were notthere yeah and she even it was
(41:52):
funny because she even jokedabout it yeah, all the time
she's like welcome to blondemoments.
You know, like she would saysomething like.
I remember one time I was likewhat did I ask her?
I don't know, it was somethingabout like time or something
like that.
I remember one time I was likewhat did I ask her?
I don't know, it was somethingabout like time or something
like that, I don't know, it wassomething simple.
Yeah, and she was like what areyou talking about?
I'm like what do you mean whatI'm talking about?
I just told you what I'mtalking about, you know?
(42:15):
Yeah, you know, and so it'sfunny.
Or she surfs sometimes you knowand like you know I would ask
her something about surfing orsomething and she'd be like what
I?
Speaker 2 (42:28):
mean, I don't know,
you're probably the surfer,
you're the one that surfs man,you should know.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
No, but again, she's
so smart.
But no, but it's funny.
I definitely think I don't know, like because isn't blonde
isn't natural?
Like it isn't natural, likeit's not a natural thing, isn't
like a recessive training?
Yeah, well, like I'm meaning,like I know you can be like
naturally.
Like I'm saying like, um, like,just because you have two
(42:53):
people with blonde hair, doesn't?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
mean because I
thought two people with blonde
hair.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
You can typically get
like a burnette like yeah, you
know, saying like blonde is likea, I guess, blonde hair, blue
eyes yeah, I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I I know redhead is
like not natural, but not bro.
I have a.
I have a question actuallyabout that all right what is
your type?
What?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
would you?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
say your exact type
see, I'm black bro.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
So like I know a lot
of people are like making of
what my type is, and they'reright, she's usually blonde.
Alright, there you go.
Blue eyes, blue eyes.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Pure.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Nah, I'm playing.
Nah, that was crazy, I ain'tgonna lie no.
See, it depends, bro the blueeyes, bro Blue eyes got me, bro
Blue eyes, it depends, bro, okaythe blue eyes, bro Blue eyes
got me bro, yeah, fair.
Blue eyes got me, man, I thinkbrunettes with hazel eyes and
blondes with blue eyes.
(43:54):
I'm not a big black hair fan.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Really I don't know
why.
That's honestly fair.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I don't know, it just
doesn't.
Yeah, I feel like a girl that'sattractive with black hair,
like she's like attractive dog,she bad.
But like I feel like yeah, andthen redheads.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, you know,
they're either a ten or a one
Every time.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Bro, I've met some
tens dog.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, I know Dude,
yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, I don't want to
say I have a necessarily of a
type.
I feel like there are certainthings that, like I would say
like my type.
I feel, like most girls, I gofor.
It's either like it justdepends on the color of your
hair and also your height yeah,that's a good one If she's the
same height as me.
It's a lot harder, like I'm notvery tall, I'm like 5'8".
(44:45):
But if she's 5'8", he's like5'10".
I feel like, yeah, if you'rethe same height, I'm not gonna
say no, yeah, but like, becauseI was always thinking like man,
if you're in heels I look like aloser dog, like bro I know this
is crazy to say, but like on mywedding dog, if I'm shorter,
(45:08):
bro, what am I going to tell mykids?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yeah, I feel like you
, kind of aura lost right there.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I lost all my aura
dog Especially bro.
This kid this people.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
But there's so many
short girls out there like, oh
yeah, for sure, you don't evenneed to go for a girl that's
your same height, bro, this kick.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
But there's so many
short girls out there.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Oh yeah, for sure you
don't even need to go for a
girl.
That's your same height, bro.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I've only talked to
one girl that was taller than me
Really, and she was taller thanme.
Yeah, she was taller than me,but yeah, no, I don't like the
feeling of being the same heightand I say like, but I hate the
too short bro of being the sameheight.
And I say like, but I hate thetoo short bro, Too short.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
There's such a.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Thing as too short
dog, Because, like there's just
one Dude.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Imagine me, bro I was
6'3" dating a 5'2 girl bro, oh
my, gosh bro.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, I can't like,
yeah, but it was lucky fire.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Really yeah, honestly
, like I Again.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I'm 5'8" so it's like
you know, I'm never going to
date a girl that's 4'8".
I think the sweet spot for mostmen is like 5'5" 5'5".
I think that's a sweet spot.
Now, if you're 6'7", you ain'tfinding a girl.
Dog, I'm sorry, dude.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
The thing is bro, I
low-key, have been like liking
taller girls now for some reasonyeah, really.
From taller girls now for somereason, yeah, really.
Like I think I've, I've, Istarted as short girls and now I
just think, like imagine I hada girl that was like 5'10" bro,
that would be D1 kids.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
I mean you could
trade them.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, I mean they'd
be taller shit though.
So like I feel like I need tokind of look out for just go for
it, bro, for real brother.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Next generation is
falling apart dog yeah we got
people like my height justwalking around, dog bro.
There was a point in time whereour military was like, well, I
guess they are like our military, like intimidating, but like,
by the time, like we're parents,dog, everyone in our military
is gonna be my height, bro,those people are gonna be
laughing at us.
(47:03):
He can't even pick up the gun.
Like you know, like, the reason, like we were so into, well,
the reason we're so intimidatinglike them, asian countries, dog
, is because we're like likehalf a foot, you know, half a
foot taller than all of them.
They're like the white man.
You know what I'm saying.
But like now, bro, like thatsucks bro, I ain't gonna lie bro
(47:30):
, nah bro, but women, bro, thereare a lot to handle.
Man, I you try to like, you try, this dating's gotten so out of
hand like in our culture likewe got like the independent
(47:54):
women movement which bro allfour.
If you are independent dog yepbro all four no, this is what
I'm going to say right here.
Dog, I'm happy that you can dothings on your own, okay, but if
I want to do something for you,can you please be content with
it?
Like, if I open the door foryou, it's not because I don't
(48:17):
think you're capable, it'sbecause I'm a man and I just
want to be kind dog.
Like, there's no in between,bro.
There's one girl that you don'topen the door Because you talk
to this one girl who's you knowI'm an independent woman you
open the door for her.
She gets mad at you, okay.
So you guys, you know, you guysbreak up because something
happens, you know.
Then you talk to the next girland you don't open the door for
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her.
What Chivalry's gone.
I'm like, bro, y'all gotta makeup your mind, bro.
Like, hey, I'm glad that youcould live on your own, I'm glad
that I don't have to be at yourhouse whenever you hear a noise
downstairs, but but also if Iwant, to be kind bro, let me,
you'll be the first nigga she'llcall when she hears the noise
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downstairs.
Hey at least I'm the first onedog.
That would be crazy dog.
It's also the names that she'dbe bringing out, bro.
I already called Deshawn.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I already called
Jarnavia.
I already called Daquan.
He said he's busy.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Why couldn't you have
called Caleb dog?
Yeah, what about?
Speaker 2 (49:19):
John man Call fucking
John.
Adam bro, what yeah?
What about John man Callfucking John?
Atta bro why it gotta be likethat 6'6" Fucking dreadhead
football players bro.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
You know I can't, bro
.
If I ever walk into my girl'shouse dog, it's like and
Deshawn's standing there, yeahbro, she calls.
I just thought, why'd you callDeshawn, bro, like?
Speaker 2 (49:44):
come on, bro.
I mean, first of all, he'seating Swiss cheese in the spot.
If I walk in my house and I seeJarquavius standing in my
fucking doorstep 6'8" fuckingbasketball player, and my wife
is nowhere to be found.
Oh, she's in the fuckingbedroom all tired, wonder why
that is that nigga's gettingswishies on the spot.
(50:07):
On the spot.
I was just here to do theplumbing.
Yeah right, nigga, you wereplumbing something else.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Bro, I'm pulling out
the clock.
Dog, bro, everyone's dying dog,everyone's dying, everyone's
dying.
I am not playing.
Everyone's dying, bro, I'mgoing to prison it's a rash, bro
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.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Everyone's dying,
including me at that point.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
I hope I don't got
kids one day he just snapped
tell me what happened here don?
I don't even know.
I just came home, they're allgone.
Child protective services guywas there.
That was it.
Nah bro, nah bro, that's yeah,that's right bro.
(51:06):
And I see like some videos whenpeople be like explaining some
things, like so he did this andthey're like, and then like in
the comments bro, some peoplenot a valid crash out come on I
want that to happen to you.
Tell me that's a valid crash out.
I'm sure you think.
I'm sure you think that was abad crush out.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
How do you feel about
a girl having a guy best friend
?
Hell, no.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
It depends.
Now hear me out, I'm going togive you a little wisdom right
here.
Alright, See, it depends on howgay we talking.
How gay we talking.
Listen bro.
Can you ever?
Speaker 2 (51:53):
trust that they're
gay, Because if they have a guy
best friend he's gay.
But somehow he knows who wonthe fucking light heavyweight
championship in 2022.
He's not a gay bro who won theSuper Bowl in 2016.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
He was right out the
dome.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
This guy's getting a
bullet in his fucking nose no,
hang on, hold up listen.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
If Buddy's like
borderline trans dog, okay.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
If he's like a fat
boy.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
go ahead, bro, go
ahead dude, there's this one kid
from my school, bro.
I was at the pool, bro, and hepulls up.
He had hair down to his armpits.
Bro, this is going to be crazyto say, bro, I might gotta black
this up.
Probably the most beautifulhair I've ever seen in my life.
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Like, like.
It was like blonde, like it waslike bleached or something.
It was blonde like from, like,like I I don't know dog, my guy
was crazy dogs like I have I'venever seen.
I think he's in hair care.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
I was just getting on
the switch in science.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
No, but I think he
was in hair care or something
like that.
That was the most beautifulhair I've ever seen.
But then, bro, it turns around.
I'm like I know that kid he'sgot nipple piercings.
Dog, oh, bro, he got a piercingin his nose.
Dog, he got long nails likeprobably about like what those
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things were.
Like two inches long dog.
Like that kind of guy that's myif that's my girl's best friend
.
See, now I'm borderline dog.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Because now I'm like
okay, so he is so gay, like like
I'm gonna feel uncomfortablebeing in the same room with him
yeah you know what I'm saying,but like I don't know where he
kind of pissed off when I see itand I'm just like what the fuck
(53:57):
you doing?
Speaker 1 (53:58):
talking to my girl,
no, but they always be getting
these, like they must be havingthese names.
I feel bad for, because I got aboy named Gage bro and he's not
gay but like you know what I'msaying.
They always be on like James andGage, and like I'm like, yeah,
yeah, that was the truth we gotto have.
Like I'm not even going to saythat.
(54:22):
I'm not even going to say that,Nah, I'm not even going to say
that.
I'm not even going to say thatNah, bro, but yeah, I don't know
man With yeah, bro, if mygirl's got a gay best friend, it
also depends on how longthey've been friends, dog,
that's true.
And if she's always talkingabout them.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Ooh, that would piss
me off, that would, can we?
Speaker 1 (54:40):
stop talking about
gage dog.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Like, come on, dude
me off, can we stop talking
about gauge doc, if my girl hada guy best friend that she like
didn't talk about.
They were just like bestfriends and like like go get
like starbucks or something inthe morning I saw each other
once a week.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, like that's
like basically a girl bro yeah
but if it's like they're hangingout all the time and like they
go and fucking, he gets her foodor some shit like bro, nah bro,
if I ever hear that she got himI mean he got her food bro I'm
hanging out with him bro and I'mgonna figure this out.
I haven't figured something out.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
No, send in someone
to act like they're gay and then
see if he's really gay you knowwho wayne gretzky is?
Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, you ain't gay.
Yeah, you ain't gay.
How many points LeBron got?
40.
No, you ain't gay, you ain'tgay, dog People would be like.
But there are gays that knowabout sports.
I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no, not that much, not that much,
(55:44):
yeah Now.
Or if he's dating a guy andI've seen the guy that he's
dating, then maybe Okay, yeah,true.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
If he's dating a guy
and it's like imagine you're
dating a guy and that guy ischill and he's like a muscular,
he's like a manly, like gay dude, then I would feel comfortable
with it because I'm like I knowthis nigga's getting fucked
every night.
He can't be fucking my girl.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Nah, have you seen?
Oh, what is it?
What was it?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Gay guys be saying the mostcrazy things I've ever heard in
my life, you know, like whenthey're actually gay dog, I'd be
like why the hell would you saythat dog like?
Speaker 2 (56:23):
when they're actually
gay dog like.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
I'd be like, why the
hell would you say that dog?
Yeah, they're just freaky, bro.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Bro, there's one
reason, Dude, it's a guy because
guys automatically have waymore horniness than dudes.
That's a fact right.
And it's a guy that likes dudesthat also have the same amount
of horniness, so obviously itmakes sense that they're all
fucking just ready to go 24-7.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
They're like
explaining things in depth that,
like no one ever wanted to hear.
You know Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
Like why would you?
Speaker 1 (56:55):
say that Like yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
What's an example?
Speaker 1 (57:00):
Huh, I ain't bringing
up any of that, god, I ain't
bringing up a guy, nah, but likeI was.
There was a gay guy in my classin high school and he was like
obviously he's sitting there onlike TikTok and he goes.
He's like hello, why are you socute?
I'm like, oh, what the fuck?
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I'd be like, is he like bro?
I understand that the guy onTikTok is cute, but you don't
got to say it, dog.
Now see, like if I'm with myboys and I see a girl on TikTok,
that's like bad.
You know, like I'll probablysay something, bro, but if I'm
just sitting in class, dog and Isee some girl, that's bad.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
I'm like damn she's
bad as hell Bro yeah, I'm not
talking about everyone else inthe class, like it doesn't seem
like me or you.
We're sitting in the back ofthe class, damn In the back of
the fucking class.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
You got something to
share with the class?
Yeah, Nah, bro, you ain't evercatching me.
See, I'm not very like.
I don't know about you.
I'm not very vocal about mygirl.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (58:05):
I'm saying About my
girl's physical appearance.
I don't think we you mean toher.
No, it's other people.
You know what I'm saying.
People would be like my girlgot all fat.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Oh yeah, definitely
not.
I never would talk about stuffabout my girl.
That's like personal with myfriends so I feel like that's
like kind of weird like Iwouldn't want my friends giving
me feedback on like my girl, youknow she does, bro.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
She does maybe like
like that's just like kind of
weird well, and it goes to likeeven when people are like yeah,
I remember people always put mein a corner because I don't
really feel like your girl's bad, huh, I'm like, I mean yeah, oh
God, actually that's so fast.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
That's such a weird
question to answer.
Yo, imagine you're talkingabout it.
You're like yo, bro, I'm goingto talk to this chick, is she
bad?
I mean, obviously I think she'sbad if I'm fucking talking to
her Like bro, and then if I showyou a picture, it'd be weird if
they're just like oh, she's badbro.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
Oh yeah, they're like
dad.
You up, bro, like hey, I'm like.
No, I didn't ask for this bro,it depends.
If she's like bad as fuck,though'm gonna be like but no
exactly, bro, if she's like aneight dog, like she's bad.
But like you're gonna, let me,I'm like you were never saying I
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never heard.
Nah, man, nah, I don't know manI can't be doing it sometimes,
bro, but yeah, it is what it is.
You know what I'm saying.
I can't be doing it sometimesbro but yeah.
It is what it is.
You know what I'm saying Hellyeah, hell yeah.
Nah, bro, it's been good havingyou on, bro, hey well
appreciate you for having me,bro, yeah for sure, man Thanks
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man.
We're going to have to have youon.
Speaker 2 (59:56):
Hell yeah, dude, I'll
definitely run it back.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
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