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Bruce (00:04):
hello everyone.
It is, uh, the what monday.
Um, it's just a little bitbefore new year's day and we are
here on our last day off and weare after our doctor's
appointment.
Thought we'd do the New Year'sEve day.
(00:25):
However, you want to put thatpodcast, so this is episode 97.
97.
Sonny (00:37):
Oh right, Be a little
dramatic.
Why don't you, Bruce?
I'm Sonny, I'm with the UglyQuacking Duck Podcast.
Bruce (00:51):
Yeah, you almost quacked
that and went up there.
Sonny, I'm Bruce with the UglyQuacking Duck Podcast and we're
glad to have everybody aboard.
Sonny (01:01):
Aboard.
All right, get dramatic again,phew.
Bruce (01:10):
All right, I'll try to
watch it, but anyway, we're glad
to have everybody here.
If you're a long-term listener,thank you.
If you're new, we're glad tohave you and I hope you stay the
whole show.
This show's going to be notreal long.
What we're going to do today isjust welcome everybody, which
(01:33):
we did, and then we're going tosay, hey, happy New Year to
everybody, our friends andfamily.
We want to make sure weremember those at Rural King,
that we work with, the ones upthere at Seven Brew here in
Mount Vernon, illinois.
Yay, anybody else we got toremember Sonny, take it away.
Sonny (01:58):
Oh, you're going to leave
me with the end of it.
Well, I don't know, I just wokeup.
Bruce (02:07):
Oh, you did not.
Sonny (02:09):
Well, it sounded good.
Bruce (02:11):
Okay, yeah, I did.
It sounded good.
That's like a lot of the otherpeople we have around here.
They just woke up.
Sonny (02:20):
But anyhow, I just say
hello, happy new year.
This is the time of year thatyou humans celebrate, or you're
about to celebrate, or whatever.
Bruce (02:36):
You got that right.
This is the time that weactually look forward into our
future and we have hopes anddreams and we set goals and we
make sure that, you know, wehave all that moving going on
for the new year.
And then, once we faced a newyear, we got that whole year to
(02:57):
go ahead and it usually don'twork out and we all get
disappointed and grouchy anddepressed and whatever else.
But hey, it's all about the funand games, right?
Sonny (03:12):
Yeah, if you want to say
that, but anyhow, I don't have
any goals.
Do you have any goals?
Bruce (03:22):
Yeah, I have a goal I
want to keep podcasting all
right, me too, I like podcastingwell, there you go.
That's our goal.
Uh, we'll just keep on doingwhat we're doing and maybe we'll
get better.
And if you like the show, youcan always support us in one way
or the other.
I mean, you can do itfinancially, you can tell your
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friends about us, you mightactually email us and give us
ideas and thoughts and processesand all that stuff.
But anyhow, support us.
That's what we like, and I amBruce.
Sonny (04:00):
And I am Sunny.
Bruce (04:02):
Yep, and we did this
already.
Sonny (04:05):
Well, I thought we did.
Bruce (04:07):
We did.
I'm just goofing off.
I want to keep it short andsweet, but I want to have a
little fun too.
Sonny (04:13):
All right, well, have we
had fun.
Bruce (04:21):
Well, I think we grabbed
a few seconds, maybe a minute,
at some point out of eachepisode and I put it all
together and that's going to beour summary for the year.
Yay, we're doing what everybodyelse does.
They do a summary for the year,and blah, blah, blah.
Well, I did that too.
(04:42):
We did it last year and theyear before, but we did it this
year.
So you can hear some of ourepisodes.
I'd like to say they was allfunny, but they wasn't, but they
was good.
So look forward to that.
It's coming right up just asecond and then at the end of
(05:03):
the show we're going to sayHappy New Year, just like second
.
And then at the end of the showwe're going to say Happy New
Year, just like that.
But I'm going to do it withSonny and we're going to do it
together and we're going to say73 for the end of the year and
we'll see you next year.
Sonny (05:20):
You just kind of spoiled
that.
Bruce (05:23):
I did, didn't I.
Sonny (05:25):
Yeah, are we going to do
it again.
You betcha, we're going to doit again All right, I'll go for
that, but we're going to do ittogether, right.
Bruce (05:37):
Yep At the end of the
show.
We're going to do that togetherand say goodbye to everybody
for the end of the year.
Sonny (05:50):
Oh good grief, drama king
I'm oh good grief.
Bruce (05:52):
yeah, okay, so we'll just
go on with the show and we're
going to enjoy the episodeportions.
We want everybody to enjoythose, and then we want
everybody to have a good year.
That's what we're here for.
We're just here to wish you agreat year coming up and a great
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end of year.
So that transition you'regetting ready to do, we hope
it's great.
We hope we don't get in troubleand go out and get to any kind
of situations that will causeyou problems later on through
the year.
Be careful, that's what we'resaying.
Sonny (06:39):
Oh is that what we're
saying.
I think that's what you said,what I'm going to say is hey,
enjoy the rest of the show andwe'll see you at the end.
Bruce (06:52):
All right, I guess that's
what you said.
I'm going to drink my tea.
That is hibiscus tea with honeyand pepper I forgot what kind
of pepper that is and cinnamon,and it takes a while to get used
(07:15):
to drinking this, but hey, it'spretty good.
Anyhow, let's go on with theshow.
Sonny (07:23):
On with the show.
Here we go, on with the show.
On with the show.
Bruce (07:26):
Here we go, here we go if
they like being called that.
I really don't like beingcalled a creator, I just like to
be called a radio show host orsomething.
But I always liked radio.
In fact, I like music a lot.
I wish I could produce a musicshow alongside my podcasting but
(07:54):
, like I said before, that coststoo much money.
Alongside my podcasting but,like I said before, that costs
too much money they want you topay rights to play.
Sonny (08:06):
Figure it out.
They didn't want to take achance of being wrong.
Bruce (08:09):
Yeah, you're probably
right, but we'll just have to go
from here and see what happens.
We'll just keep going andeventually somebody will guess
it.
Hopefully, the fun of it istrying to guess.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
It's not getting the
answer right because I tell you
on the next episode, aliciadecided that spending any more
time at the archives waspointless, so she ordered room
service, stayed in and searchedthe web looking for other
incidents of people's memoriesnot agreeing with historical
records Several weeks after, butit was right around the eclipse
(08:52):
.
Bruce (09:00):
So that brings us into
the earthquakes, and there was a
big, big earthquake, 7.4 to beexact, in Taiwan.
It was on 42, so a couple days,three days ago.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
What do you mean?
What's going on?
What have you been up to?
Hanging out with Bruce, yeah,yeah.
What else?
Running some errands, a lot ofthem, a lot of them.
Yeah, you had a half day today.
Today I did have a half day.
New album came out, yeah.
(09:43):
Yeah, I've seen that.
Bruce (09:45):
Tell me about the new
album, a big one.
I just talk and make things up,you know.
That way Nobody knows what'shappening, like I do.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I just I try to think
I'm I.
If you ask me to tell yousomething interesting, I try to
recap what happened to me thisweek until next time, we'll try
to line it out a little bitbetter.
Bruce (10:11):
or not, we'll have to see
, or not, we'll have to see.
Sonny (10:20):
Other than that, I think.
What do you mean, other thanthat that was a big other?
Bruce (10:30):
And I'd like to thank
everybody that fought in the
wars and they had power and theyyou wouldn't believe the line
they had because they were oneof the few places that had power
and they said there that, uh,people were just driving around
getting food and drinks becausethat's all they could do because
(10:54):
they didn't have power, contactstuff.
And if you want to spend a lotof money, you can get that new
uh pro uh road you bet, you willI win, I win, I win, I win Yay.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Can be devastating if
it hits in the right spot.
So Okay, I think it's funny,Knock knock.
Bruce (11:30):
Who's there?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Weirdo.
Bruce (11:32):
Weirdo who.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Where do?
Sonny (11:37):
you think you're going
and have some more fun.
Bruce (11:40):
It is like 93 outside,
though it's hot, oh my goodness,
I don't think I could have youdo that again if I wanted to.
But yeah, it's very hot and wehave been rolling over
(12:01):
contemplating some things and Ithought maybe me and you could
discuss them until we're doneuntil we're done we're not going
to edit anything the only timethat we stopped was just to let
the air conditioner play.
Where are you going?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
It's a brand new
school.
I've never been there before, Imean the only.
Bruce (12:24):
It's sixth grade, right
yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
The only places I've
been there is to get a tour of
it and for the dance team, allright.
Sonny (12:33):
We'll prepare together.
Bruce (12:36):
Oh no, I don't think so.
Sonny (12:39):
Oh, come on, you know I
can help you.
Bruce (12:42):
Uh well, I'm not going to
call that help, but okay, We'll
see what happens, all right?
Sonny (12:49):
Okay, okay, uh, I don't
call a dentist, I don't have
dentist teeth, I mean.
You know what I mean.
Bruce (13:00):
You don't have dentist
teeth.
Oh boy, that's the best joke ofthe day.
Sonny (13:11):
Hey, don't laugh at me.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, and I have a
joke too.
All right, joke me up.
I think this one should makesense this time.
Bruce (13:22):
So this asteroid,
supposedly, are you ready for
this?
This second moon that we'regoing to see?
This asteroid is what thispaper says 37 feet in diameter,
yeah, 37 feet, about the size ofa huge bus, and it's going to
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be out there.
Wait, look, I got this wrotedown.
I wrote it down right from thearticle.
Okay, sorry about that noise.
I wrote this down from thearticle and it's going to orbit
about you, ready for this?
2.6 million miles away, andthey say it's 37 feet in
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diameter or 11 meters.
It's 37 feet in diameter or 11meters.
Sonny (14:25):
But without more
observations and data they won't
know, for sure to confirm itssize yeah maybe that'll help you
.
Bruce (14:30):
Grouchy.
What do you mean Grouchy?
Well, you sound like you are.
Well?
No, I think we're good.
Thank you, we'll see whathappens.
So there you go.
Maybe Sonny is really ashapeshifter.
Sonny (14:51):
Maybe, or maybe he's just
a weirdo.
Bruce (14:56):
Ha, ha ha ha.
Oh, you're saying you're aweirdo.
I like that.
That's kind of unique.
Maybe you are.
That's what he's so excitedabout.
He's back on his original micand he's sounding really good,
don't you guys think?
Sonny (15:14):
I am sounding good.
Thank you, Bruce, for that.
I appreciate that.
Bruce (15:20):
Well you are.
You're sounding good and clear.
You're not too high-pitched.
Like you were there for a whilewe might believe you're almost
human, or something.
Sonny (15:33):
Oh, don't ruin my day, I
am not nowhere either way able
to say I'm human, I may be alien.
Okay, I see it's at the bottomof the page.
No wonder you hid it from me soI wouldn't see it.
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But anyway, here we go, fellasand ladies and everybody in
between, for the joke of the day.
Where did people hang outduring medieval times?
Bruce (16:14):
Where did people hang out
during medieval times?
Interesting Pubs.
They hung out in pubs, I don'tknow.
You tell me the answer.
(16:35):
Where did people hang outduring medieval times?
Sonny (16:43):
Well, at nightclubs, of
course, that's night n-i-g-h-t
See, get it, uh huh, get it,uh-huh, get it.
Um, I think you drainedeverybody of any brain willpower
(17:06):
.
You're just blah, blah, blah.
What are we gonna do now?
Good grief, that was a bummer,boring bummer.
Bruce (17:21):
Nope, not really, but I
do think there's something more
to be concerned about besides abunch of drones flying over
let's.
Don't bore you to death withthat.
Sonny (17:34):
Oh yeah, let's bore him
to death, so I can hear him
snoring.
You know what oh, that was good.
There we go.
That's a neat story actuallyInstead of having a Christmas
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tree, we have a Christmas car Anew tradition.
Bruce (18:02):
There you go, a new
tradition.
Well, I hope you guys allenjoyed that few minutes of
weirdness as we broke down eachepisode.
I think we left a couple offbecause they were real short,
but we included most of them andwe hope you have a good ending
(18:28):
year celebration and a good yearnext year and it's right around
the corner.
We hope it's good.
We pray that it's good foreverybody, that we will get
things in control, we will wakeup as a country, as a world, and
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we'll start treating peoplelike they should be treated, not
like enemies.
So, with that said, are youready, sonny?
Sonny (18:58):
I'm ready.
Bruce (19:00):
All right.
One more thing.
If you enjoyed the show, emailme and tell me about the rest of
the year, the past year, if youwatched it or not watched it.
Hello, this is not TV.
This is what this is audio only.
(19:21):
It's called a podcast.
Yeah, anyway, if you've enjoyedit the last year, any part of
it email me and tell me what youliked about it.
Hang on a minute.
You can also go to our website,theuglyquackingduckcom.
You can leave us a messagethere.
You can actually record amessage with your phone on I
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think it's the last page, thecomment page and we'll play it
over the air the next time weget on here and we'll play it
over the air the next time weget on here.
The email istheuglyquackingduck at gmailcom.
Any of those will work.
And one last thing if you'vegot a podcast player app on your
(20:12):
phone and you listen topodcasts on your phone app on
your phone and you listen topodcasts on your phone, most of
them will give you the option tohit the little text and then
you can leave a text to tell ushow it's going.
So we got different ways to doit, so do it.
Sonny (20:33):
Oh, boy, yeah, do it.
Bruce (20:38):
All right, that's it.
So let's go say goodbye to them.
73, everybody.
May the Father's blessings gowith you at the end of this year
and the beginning and all ofnext year.
So there you go.
So you ready, sonny, let's doit.
One, two, three.
Sonny (21:01):
Happy New.
Year.
Bruce (21:05):
All right, that was
pretty good there, sonny, I'm
sorry I didn't join in.
I just had to hear you byyourself.
Sonny (21:12):
Well, that was a rotten
trick.
Can we do it again?
Bruce (21:16):
Yeah, we'll do it again.
Again, we want to say byeeverybody.
This is it for the end of theyear.
We won't be back until what thenew year, which is only a week
away Probably this weekend we'll.
This coming weekend we'll doanother episode if everything
works out good.
But anyway, enjoy yourselves,be safe, be careful.
(21:38):
To all my family friends.
Bye To all the coworkers andall the people up there at Seven
Brew.
Bye.
We enjoy every one of you andwe like talking, so we'll see
you again.
Sonny (21:55):
Oh, you can say that
again, you love talking.
Bruce (21:59):
Yeah, I do.
All right, let's say goodbyeReady.
Let's do it again One, two,three.
Happy New Year.