August 19, 2025 • 64 mins
Have you ever wondered why we're the only species that pays to live on a planet that was given to us freely? That's just one of the thought-provoking questions tackled in this wide-ranging conversation between Joe and Gooch as they navigate everything from Hollywood losses to coffee price hikes.
The hosts kick things off with a deep dive into Howard Stern's rumored retirement, analyzing whether the radio legend is truly being pushed out or simply ready to end his groundbreaking career after transforming what's acceptable on air. "If it wasn't for Howard Stern, verbal language like penis and vagina wouldn't have been on the air," Joe reflects, acknowledging how Stern paved the way for countless radio personalities and podcasters who followed.
When discussing the recent passing of actor Terrence Stamp at 87, the conversation takes an unexpectedly hilarious turn. Both hosts admit they've spent decades mishearing General Zod's famous Superman II line as "your ass" instead of "your heirs" – a revelation that will have you questioning other movie quotes you might have gotten wrong your entire life.
The most fascinating segment emerges when discussing everyday frustrations like coffee prices doubling and dangerous drivers. Gooch philosophically observes: "We're the only species on this planet that have to pay to live on it... Nature is supposed to be free. This earth was given to us." This moment of unexpected depth perfectly captures what makes this podcast special – authentic conversations that seamlessly blend humor with profound observations about modern existence.
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joe (00:19):
What's up everybody, what's up, what's up, what's up,
everybody's up, what's upeverybody.
This is Thee Talkers Podcast,Unscripted.
How's everybody doing out there?
My name is joe and we have TheGooch hey, now what's happening?
Gooch, hey, how's everything.
Thee Gooch (00:41):
Hey, now pretty good About to get super fucking busy
at work.
joe (00:45):
Oh, getting super busy at work already.
Thee Gooch (00:48):
Yeah, probably starting tomorrow.
Starting tomorrow, Damn what'sup?
joe (00:55):
What's up everybody?
What's up everybody.
What's up Los Angeles?
It's a beautiful day.
In Los Angeles, California, theweather is 68 degrees.
Believe it or not, Today isAugust 17, 2025.
Believe it or not, Before westart the show, I want to thank
everybody, all the listenersthat are downloading our podcast
(01:17):
, all of Europe, South America,North America as well.
Everybody.
Thank you very much.
And, as you heard, we went tosubscribe on season three.
You can subscribe to seasonthree, episode one, for $3 a
month.
You will get a one-time giftand you will also get a
(01:39):
shout-out and you can alsocancel every time, everybody,
and season one, season two, willremain free for you guys out
there.
Thank you very much.
Go to theetalkers.
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com everybody.
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buzzsprout.
com.
How's everything?
Gooch, Pretty good, pretty good.
Thee Gooch (01:57):
I was going to ask you something I forgot.
Oh, you didn't forget.
Oh, are people stilldownloading 1 and 2 season?
Yes, sir, they.
Oh, are people stilldownloading One and two season.
joe (02:06):
Yes, sir, they are.
Thank you for all yourdownloads.
Nice, right now we're at, Ithink, let me see we're at 70.
No, 70 downloads right now, forand the one that's it's
increasing Is the previous 70downloads right now, and the one
(02:28):
that's increasing is theprevious, the last episode, oh,
really, that's the one we have,25 downloads, believe it or not,
the last episode of season two.
Yeah, episode 98.
Yeah, 25 downloads.
Have you figured out anythingabout Howard Stern?
(02:49):
Technically?
No, I haven't, but I think it's.
I think it's just.
I don't even think he knows yet.
That's what I think.
But all I heard that he's goingto cancel his show and blah,
blah, blah.
I think he's going to cancelhis show and blah, blah, blah
and things like that.
Thee Gooch (03:06):
He's going to retire , dude, I think that's what I
think too.
joe (03:10):
I think he's going to retire my uh, the same way.
I mean I would you know, no,but that's.
I mean I hope he doesn't, but Idon't know.
Thee Gooch (03:19):
Too many softies already 71.
71?
.
joe (03:24):
I think.
Thee Gooch (03:25):
I think he's 71, isn't he?
joe (03:26):
71,.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much he is,you know, but I mean I hope he
doesn't, but I think I mean Iwould you know, and if I was in
that situation and if I'm inthat age, you know, right right.
But like you said, like theprevious last episode you said
you know if you were in thatsituation.
I think you're still goingright.
(03:47):
You're still going, but I don'tknow See how it goes.
But I think it's just a rumor.
Thee Gooch (03:58):
I mean, I think he'll retire.
joe (04:03):
I think he's done yeah same here.
Thee Gooch (04:04):
I don't think he's being forced to retire.
I think he's just yeah samehere.
I don't think he's being forcedto retire, I think he's just
Just wants to retire.
Huh yeah, fuck what after 50years?
joe (04:10):
of being on the radio.
Thee Gooch (04:12):
Yeah, and he's right , dude, because I was listening
to his last show.
He's right.
You know, being in radio it'stough.
Everybody has podcasts and heinnovated, you know, radio, and
he got away with a lot of stuffand he, he didn't get away with
a lot of stuff and then hebecame who he was through radio.
joe (04:32):
And let me tell you one thing, I just thought of this
too Whenever you're heard inradio, they say penis, when he's
the one, that first one, thatbrought that shit up vagina and
penis you know, you know thatyou'll get like fired.
You know, right at the spot,you know.
Thee Gooch (04:46):
But you got to be honest with that one.
What's in the news?
What's going on in the world?
joe (05:00):
Well, I don't know if you heard, Gooch, that one of the
goats from one of the actorspassed away.
His name is Terrence Stamp, youknow, and it's a treasure lost.
So I just heard the news todayand he just passed away.
I think he's 87 years old today, you know.
And yeah, and he, he passedaway and I was kind of shocked
because he's the one that playedgeneral Zod in superman 2,
(05:21):
right, superman one, the movieright and superman, which he was
a great actor and he was one ofthe great actors back in the
day and, to be honest, I onlyknow him for General Zod, right,
and also John Tunsil from YoungGuns, right, and then the yes
man in that movie.
Thee Gooch (05:41):
Yes man, oh yeah, yes man, jim Carrey.
joe (05:48):
Yeah, that's right, he's a good actor and one of the
movies too he came out in, um,yeah, I think it was that one,
right?
Yeah, you're right, that one,that's the one.
I know him too, but yeah, it's,it's a tragic loss.
I mean it's sad.
You know he's the goat.
He's the first general zod inthe.
You know, I was like, oh mygosh, he's serious.
Another one, another greatactor, you know.
Thee Gooch (06:07):
Yeah, and when I saw when he passed away he was best
known as General Zod forGeneral Zod.
joe (06:13):
Right yeah.
But yeah, it's a good, good,good actor.
We lost another one and we'llsee how it goes.
I got a clip on the on thesuperman, the movie, right in
that role with what it was,what's his name, with marlon
brando as a gerald and in therest of the villains right there
(06:34):
1977 or 76, 1978 78 yeah, soit's, it's one of the great
movies.
You know, I saw this movie andI was like what, like five years
old?
Thee Gooch (06:49):
Yeah, things like that You're a little pee-pee.
joe (06:52):
Yeah, you know, yeah, dude , so it's kind of sad, you know.
Thee Gooch (07:02):
Were you going to play the clip?
joe (07:02):
Yeah, I'm going to play it right now.
Thee Gooch (07:05):
I was waiting for it .
I haven't watched this.
joe (07:08):
You haven't seen it?
No, it has therefore now becomeyour decision.
You alone will condemn us, ifyou wish, and you alone will be
(07:30):
held responsible by me.
You will bow down before me,jor-el, I swear it, no matter
that it takes an eternity, youwill bow down before me.
Clip (07:39):
Both you and then, one day, your heirs.
joe (07:48):
That was crazy, huh, I know you were laughing about it.
Thee Gooch (07:52):
That will always remind me of our childhood.
joe (07:56):
Yeah, because I always thought he said ass.
Yeah, that's what I was goingto tell you.
That's why I knew you werelaughing about it.
I know you know where you'regetting at, but yeah, true, I
always thought that he said that, dude.
To be honest, yeah, he saidyour ass that's what I thought.
Thee Gooch (08:15):
Yeah, I was gonna say ass, but it was.
joe (08:17):
S?
No, actually it's hairs, hishairs, you know, like the family
generations from.
Oh, okay.
Thee Gooch (08:28):
Your hairs.
joe (08:29):
Yeah, it's not ass or your ass.
Thee Gooch (08:33):
I used to thought it was your ass.
Yeah, no shit, I didn't fuckingknow that.
joe (08:39):
I just barely found that one out too.
I have fucked for years, man.
I thought he said ass Nah.
He said S S Nah.
He said here's your ears, yourears, yeah.
Your ears or something likethat.
Yeah, oh fuck.
But yeah, dude, I alwaysthought, I always thought that
you know so.
Thee Gooch (08:59):
Yeah, no shit.
Believe it or not?
Huh, fucking today years old.
I just found that shit out.
I didn't know that.
Wow, believe it or not?
Huh, fucking today years old.
I just found that shit out.
joe (09:06):
I didn't know that.
Wow, cheers, yeah, because Iused to thought my dad used to
say the same thing.
He'd go.
It sounds like ass, your ass,mm-hmm, but it sounds like he
says ass.
Mm-hmm, which I first thoughtwas when we were kids, yeah, and
then we thought he said ass,and now it's your, your hairs,
(09:27):
or whatever you call it.
Thee Gooch (09:29):
Hairs or whatever the fuck you want to call it.
It's because he's English too.
joe (09:31):
That's right.
Yeah, he's an.
Thee Gooch (09:32):
English guy, so he's saying it properly because
English people, that's how theyspeak English properly.
Right yeah, with fucking yeah.
Clip (09:39):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (09:39):
Accent, if you will, accent, if you will.
Clip (09:43):
Yeah.
joe (09:45):
I'm blown away.
That's good.
I didn't know that.
And another thing too is hecame out on another movie too,
best known as John Tunstall fromYoung Guns.
You know, have you seen YoungGuns?
Yeah, hold on, hold on, yeah,so he's known as John Tunstall
from Young Guns.
I have a clip on that one too.
(10:07):
You want to see it?
Thee Gooch (10:08):
Yes.
joe (10:09):
Okay, here's our Young Guns.
He was known as John Tunstall.
John Tunstall, you know, herewe go, yoo-hoo.
Good afternoon, gentlemen, goodafternoon John.
I'll make you famous.
Thee Gooch (10:26):
John and Mr Murphy are complaining about their
merchandise wagon beingplundered on several occasions
on the way into town Quitefrankly, John, they think you're
behind it.
joe (10:32):
That's a fargan line.
You know it, Richard.
Sheriff Brady, Mr Murphy isgoing to continue coming to you
claiming I take his propertyuntil I pronounce the thief and
shaken out of Lincoln.
I've never touched his property.
Thee Gooch (10:50):
I have no cause Well the belted Earl has spoken.
Look behind you, Earl.
All I see are hired thieves.
joe (11:03):
These boys are promising young men acquiring an education
.
Well, I've had you pegged asthe type that uh that likes
educating young boys Englishmen.
Rumor has it that you're goingto be Bidden against me for the
(11:26):
government Beef contracts.
Clip (11:29):
It is just rumor, isn't it, horace?
You have a beef outfit and astore.
Thee Gooch (11:37):
I have a beef outfit and a store.
You're going to try to makemoney.
I'm going to try to make money.
It's simple and it's fair.
joe (11:48):
Do you see how good Sheriff's sitting up there with
that?
Clip (11:50):
horse.
Do you know how much money he'sgot invested in my store?
Thee Gooch (11:56):
It's life savings, john, and it's not just Brady
who wants me to be getting thosecop rides.
joe (12:03):
It's the territorial district attorney, all right,
that's it.
That's all the whole thing.
But he did good in that movietoo.
I really like Young Guns too.
You know, young Guns is areally good movie.
Yeah, yeah, it's a sad daytoday too.
General Zod, yeah, oh, here's apicture of him too.
(12:26):
A loving memory Of TerrenceStamp Everybody, believe it or
not, passed away today.
Clip (12:36):
You know, August 17.
Thee Gooch (12:40):
He was a really good actor.
It's just too bad.
Everybody just knows him, asyou know, general Zod, that was
in 78.
He was a really good actor.
It's just too bad.
Everybody just knows him, asyou know, general Zod General.
joe (12:46):
Zod, you know yeah.
Thee Gooch (12:47):
That was in 78, and he's come a long way since then.
joe (12:51):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (12:52):
Now, if you ask me what other movies he's going to
come out on, I couldn't tell you, aside from yes man.
joe (12:57):
Maybe he did a lot of movies in England, who knows?
Thee Gooch (12:59):
In the UK?
joe (13:09):
Yeah, he was a terrific actor and back in the day.
But maybe dad would know his,his role as a, you know, an
actor back in the day.
But as far as I know I I alwaysknown him from for generals out
, you know so yeah, great actor,yeah, so that's crazy, yeah,
but um, yeah, that's so true.
I mean, now I'm gonna.
Thee Gooch (13:27):
I just can't believe it, because we just lost Hulk
Hogan, ozzy Osbourne you know,yeah you know that only means,
we're getting older, that's all,oh yeah, because everybody that
we, we know and grew upremembering.
They're starting to get to thatage where they're just gonna
kick the bucket, yeah, and thenit's going to be our turn, oh my
gosh Gucci, don't say that Ican't fucking wait, dude.
(13:48):
As long as my kids are good, mykids are good.
Okay, I've seen my grandkidsand they've got a good education
.
They're well off, they're doinggreat Right.
I'm good to go.
joe (14:03):
I'm good to go.
You know Me.
I'm not ready To be honest.
I'm ready Because I don't know,I don't even have a family.
But I'm ready though.
Thee Gooch (14:19):
I'll tell you why it's personal.
Because it's me.
I'll make it personal Becausewe're not doing what we're meant
to be doing.
Right because of our creator,we're supposed to be living off
the land.
You know, the earth wasprovided to us by our creator,
right right we have to pay forelectricity, we have to pay for
the water that was provided tous, we have to pay for the
(14:41):
fruits and vegetables that wasfor right and that.
When that shit gets stuck in myhead, it's depressing, dude
it's not depressing, notdepressing, my bad disappointing
.
Disappointing because somebodyout there is making a profit off
of this and it's supposed to befor free right, yeah, and it's
supposed to be for free.
Out of this thing we all knowas money, which all it is is
(15:01):
just paper, fucking printedpaper.
That's all it is.
Yeah, for some reason there'svalue to it.
You know we're supposed to beliving in tents and fucking huts
and shit, you know yeah, butthat's crazy.
Rubber shoes you know, rubbershoes, because we're supposed to
be grounded to the, to theearth, and we're not supposed to
get sick.
There's no supposed to becancer, you know shit like that,
(15:23):
right?
joe (15:24):
yeah, you're right, I didn't thought of that way too
that's how I think, dude.
Thee Gooch (15:28):
You can tell I'm lonely all the time, like I like
I'm alone all the time becausethat's the shit I think about.
Yeah, that's why I'm ready togo, but right now, for now, for
society, I just want my kids tobe good.
Clip (15:39):
They're well off they're they have their education, their
kids.
Thee Gooch (15:42):
I've seen my grandkids.
joe (15:43):
I'm ready to go, yeah yeah , because, um, yeah, that's
you're right, because, uh,nature is supposed to be free,
right yeah, it was given to us.
Thee Gooch (15:53):
This earth was given to us, but, yeah, we have to.
We're the only species on thisplanet that have to pay to live
on it well, yeah, exactly, andso that's just you, that's just
me.
joe (16:11):
Yeah, man, man, um, I got a little, a little see, um, a
little little joke.
If you want to see it, yeah,cheer me.
I mean because you heard, youheard, you heard of uh, newscom,
right newsbe's thing that wasgoing on Scumbag.
Well, I just found this clip.
I don't know if you're going tofind it intriguing, funny or I
(16:31):
don't know.
I don't know how you take it.
I just don't see how peoplecould still want to vote for
this guy for president.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I look at the comments.
They go oh, what's wrong withnewsom, oh, I'm gonna vote for
him for president in 2028 andall that stuff.
But what's going on in thesepeople's heads?
(16:52):
You know what I'm?
saying yeah and um, it's crazy,dude.
It's crazy, I mean, uh, and andfrom what I've been, that he's
just triggered today.
He's been triggered because ofwhat's going on, and I just
found this clip.
I think it was kind of funny,you know.
So let me see how you take it.
(17:14):
Is it funny?
It's going to be like it'smaybe like a two-second thing.
I'll repeat it just to make itmore funnier.
Okay, here we go.
You saw that shit.
Perfect, I don't know.
(17:43):
I think that was kind of funny,you know perfect, perfect,
perfect, right, I mean umjackass is what he is um, people
that don't know what um posted.
I posted on Galvin Newsom as ameme, but it's like a AI thing.
It's like he's opening hismouth.
(18:04):
He's opening his mouth as adonkey and it sounds like him
too.
I'll put it again.
I'll put it again.
Thee Gooch (18:20):
You should take that sound bite off.
Like the sound, only the sound.
And every time we talk about orsomebody talks about Gavin
Newsom on the podcast, put thatsound on.
joe (18:32):
Put that sound on in the background.
Clip (18:39):
Like hey, gavin Newsom's a donkey anytime somebody
mentions his name just play that.
Thee Gooch (18:45):
Yeah, I played in the background cool, all right,
I'll do that.
joe (18:48):
You give me a good idea right now.
Thee Gooch (18:50):
I'm always fucking talking about that scumbag she's
.
I just don't.
joe (18:54):
I just don't understand why people are too intrigued
with him, dude.
I mean, they're liars, dude.
They pocket money and all thatstuff and they still fucking
insist he's not a bad governorand things like that.
That's fucking ridiculous, dude.
Thee Gooch (19:10):
And it's like I mentioned in the last podcast is
that charity event where allthese rock stars got together
and they raised $100 million forthe Palisade fire victims and
not one cent has went to thevictims.
joe (19:27):
But, miraculously.
Thee Gooch (19:29):
Gavin Newsom's wife had opened up an organization
before the concert and they'resaying they're're predicting 50
million went to thatorganization.
Damn no shit.
And the victims haven't gotnothing.
Dude, nothing, right.
joe (19:48):
Nothing.
What intrigues me is that theydon't believe it.
They say, oh, they're going todo something about it and
they're too naive, you know.
Thee Gooch (19:57):
Yeah, yeah I think the good people of california,
like you, joe, you're you'rewell aware what's going on.
joe (20:04):
There's a lot of corruption with these
politicians?
Thee Gooch (20:06):
there's a lot.
I think if everybody like youleft california, then there
would be a lot more peopleturning into people like you to
leave California as well,because these people don't
realize how the hell they'regetting the money to pay for all
this.
Yeah, raise the taxes, raisethe fuel, raise gasoline, raise
(20:27):
electricity, raise all of that.
But if the good people ofCalifornia, the really good
people that know what's going onwith corruption, if they all
left California by the millions,california would suffer.
Yeah, especially thepoliticians.
joe (20:45):
But I was noticing too that all the red states if I was
talking to okay, I'll tell youthat one about later right now,
but let me say this I noticedthat all the red states and blue
states right, the red stateshave a lower tax rate, right
yeah, their taxes are lower.
The blue states, their taxesare higher.
Thee Gooch (21:07):
Yeah, here in the state of Wyoming we don't pay
state tax.
joe (21:11):
Yeah, exactly yeah, I remember that because I was over
there too one time.
Thee Gooch (21:16):
If you buy a banana for 99 cents, it's 99 cents,
it's 99 cents.
It's not 107.
It's not 110.
It's 99 cents.
joe (21:25):
Right, and that's what I noticed too.
Yeah, and speaking of which, wehad Chico Chex and Donya
invited me because they had acookout yesterday and we were
discussing everything.
Like I was telling her that youknow, me and the Gooch are
(21:48):
having a discussion about ourpodcast.
It's technically a business,right, we're running a business,
Right.
So she's doing the same thingin TikTok too.
So Donia was just talking abouther thing, I was talking about
our thing.
What are our plans, you know?
(22:10):
And she says that I'll tell herthat you know what.
It will be good, you and ChicoChex, to come on in the show To
talk about what you know no,mommies, Joe and to talk about
our thing.
You know, Like she knows herthing and we know our thing.
You pretty much know what'sgoing on too, right, Right, and
(22:34):
I told her you know what you andthe Gooch will be very good
talking about what you, whateveryou're thinking about what's
going to the what's going on theright, what's going on the left
.
You know I'm saying right, butbut that's what I was telling
you you're, you're ever, I mean,you're every welcome to come
into the podcast, to join ourshow as a guest.
But, um, well, she tells, shetells me, well, let me know.
(22:57):
And I told you know what, youknow what, donya, I go it.
It doesn't have to tell me, youdon't have to tell me.
It's up to me, it's up to youto want to join in.
I can't say hey join in you know, come on, I've been telling you
to join in but go.
Oh, you never don't want to goto.
You don't want to join in.
You know you don't want to.
You know, be a guest.
But she tells me, you know, letme know and I go.
(23:22):
But you know what.
It's on you, it depends on youwhen you have the time to do it
and we'll talk from there, youknow.
Thee Gooch (23:32):
So did she decide whether or not she's going to
come?
On from there.
joe (23:37):
You know, so did she decide whether or not she's
gonna come on.
No one did she decide whetheror not she's gonna come on.
Well, she's gonna.
Let me know.
I just told her.
You know what?
Just pick us, pick a daywhenever you have the time to do
it, because when you have youheard?
Thee Gooch (23:47):
have you heard her on social media the way she
talks?
Yeah, and on tiktok, yeah,she's very intelligent dude.
Yeah, she's like yeah, sheknows what she's talking about.
Yeah, you know, it's notnothing.
You know, like she's notblowing smoke up anybody's ass.
You know she knows what she'stalking about.
joe (24:06):
Yeah, so I told her that you know she could join in.
But just she has to pick a daywhen and I told Chico Chicks,
you too, you could join in ifyou want.
What kind of business?
Clip (24:19):
are you doing?
joe (24:22):
Well, she says that she does some little things in
TikTok, you know.
Oh, okay, okay, Some littleadvices Okay okay, yeah, she
does little advices to people inTikTok and all that stuff.
So that's why I wanted to joinin, so she could explain her
thing.
You know no, mommies, joe, butI don't know.
I told her just let me know.
Yeah, that'd be fun, that'd befun, that'd be, cool, yeah,
(24:49):
letting her know just to join in, but like as a guest, you know,
yeah right.
But I told her.
But I told her, just let meknow when you're ready, and
that's it.
You know, I don't have to tellyou.
You don't have to tell me tolet you know.
You really have to choose yourday and your time, you know
things like that.
Thee Gooch (25:09):
I want you to come.
joe (25:09):
I want you to join in as a guest.
But you know you're telling meto let you know.
But I already told you, yeah,you're going to join.
It's up to you when to come in.
You know to join in as a guest.
Thee Gooch (25:22):
And if any of the listeners want to come on as
guests to debate Joe or myself,hit us up, yeah.
It doesn't necessarily have tobe a debate.
joe (25:34):
If they just want to come and talk about what they know.
Yeah, and pretty soon, gucci,I'm gonna start making calls now
.
I'm gonna start getting calls.
I already know what to do nowand I have I don't have to put
my real number.
I think I gotta put like aburner or something like that,
so I could just put them like alittle cold and they could call
me in, but without my phone,without giving out my phone
(25:56):
number.
Thee Gooch (25:57):
Well, how would that work?
Would it go through yoursoundboard and then to the air?
joe (26:02):
Yeah Well, technically not on the soundboard or that tool.
I have that option.
It's a new feature that theyput out in here, but I'm going
to save that because it gives mefree hours.
Oh, it's like the, the podcast,you know.
They give you hours when youvoice them.
They give you like five hoursfor free and then it, um it what
is it how you call it?
it rotates right every monthonce that month finds, and then
(26:26):
you get the new five hours againwell it's like that, but on the
phone, when they give us a call, I could put like a, like a
code, and it's like a callforwarding system right, right
right so it's like a forwardsystem.
It just they're gonna call me,it's gonna forward to my phone
without using my phone number.
Okay, so, pretty soon, and thisis probably coming like in two
(26:49):
months, maybe, because I gottafigure it out first right, so
pretty soon I'm gonna make thecallers have it call in, but
this is gonna be when we go live, right, okay?
Thee Gooch (27:00):
When we go live.
Clip (27:01):
So we're thinking Going live next week?
joe (27:03):
Yeah, that's what I wanna do.
Thee Gooch (27:05):
That'd be cool If somebody from Germany Called us,
you know, or Africa, you know.
joe (27:10):
You never know, you never know.
But we need a, we need atranslator.
Thee Gooch (27:15):
Well, there's a lot of them out there that speak
English.
Oh yeah, yeah, true.
Or someone from Central America.
Get my home, puta yeah that'strue, Get my home puta.
A la puta bro, Get my home puta, Nos jodamos.
Oh sí, Sí, A la puta bro, a laputa, a la puta, a la puta.
(27:42):
Yeah, that'd be fun, dude,that'd be fun A way to kickstart
season three.
You know the episodes comingforward.
Yes, right, that was a fuckingcrow, wasn't it?
Yeah, you remember that shit.
joe (27:58):
Yeah, I remember that shit , it's a Spanish episode.
Yeah well, we're in Wotata.
I remember it was in aCalifornian hotel, I remember,
yeah, and it was like a crow, itwas like a puppet, right.
Thee Gooch (28:09):
Yeah, all of a sudden Kaka Nene.
joe (28:12):
Kaka Nene yeah.
Thee Gooch (28:15):
Kaka Nene.
From there on, we were known asKaka Nenes.
joe (28:22):
Yeah, that's true.
So, gooch, yes, tell me aboutyourself, gooch.
Thee Gooch (28:31):
Let me see here How's your work doing.
For the moment, bro, I'm justfocusing on work.
joe (28:37):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (28:38):
You know, I just work, work, work, work, work.
Man, like I get a big job, Ijust want to work it until it's
done, relax and then go on tothe next one.
Jeez, you know.
But I'll tell you though, themore money you make, the more
you spend.
Dude, yeah, no shit.
The more you have, the moremoney you make, the more you
spend.
Dude, yeah, no shit.
The more you have, the more itflies out the window, dude,
(28:58):
quite literally, you know, it'slike holy shit man.
joe (29:02):
It's like you have a lot of soda right or a lot of water.
The more water you have, themore you drink.
Huh, yeah, no shit, yeah, it'sjust crazy dude.
Money doesn't last very long,fuck no.
And then the way the prices are.
Oh, speaking of which, too, Iwas gonna buy me.
I went to the market yesterday,right you?
(29:22):
know, I only had like, let's see, maybe like my last hundred
dollars for the for my creditcard, right, cause that was my
only thing.
The rest I'm saving.
I go fucking shit, you seriousfucking oh coffee I was gonna go
buy.
I go fucking shit, are youserious?
Oh coffee.
I was going to go buy somecoffee, right, because I ran out
and I usually buy the McCafecoffee right and back then, dude
(29:45):
, I shit you not Gooch.
That shit was like fucking 10,no, 10.99 at the time, I think
it was probably like two yearsago or some shit like that.
Right, you know how much thatshit costs now.
Fucking 1999, dude, holy shit.
Two years ago I mean two yearsago was like $9.99.
Last year was like fucking $14,something, what's the name of
(30:09):
that coffee.
Mac Cafe.
It's the McDonald's Cafe, oh.
Thee Gooch (30:13):
McDonald's Cafe.
Yeah, mcdonald's Coffee,because I McDonald's cafe yeah.
Mcdonald's coffee, because I'mnot a really big coffee drinker.
Right, I'll drink it every oncein a while, dude, but like I
got to have it kind of attitude,I'm not that person.
You know, I don't drink coffeevery much.
Right, I'm going to have tocheck that out here in this
local Because, you know, theprices may vary state to state,
(30:35):
especially from blue state tored state, so I should go check
to see how much that shit costshere.
joe (30:40):
Yeah, make a.
Thee Gooch (30:42):
Compare it yeah, compare it yeah yeah, and it's
just regular Mac coffee.
Yeah, mac cafe coffee.
Does it come in a?
joe (30:50):
bag.
No, it's a little tin can, likea little tin can.
I had to buy the bag one and itonly cost like $8.99 just for a
bag like that and same poundsyou know, and it's just because
it came with a bag.
I guess I don't know what thefuck.
Thee Gooch (31:09):
And honestly, dude, I've had the same container of
coffee probably almost a yearnow.
No shit, and it's decaf.
So no, no, no.
joe (31:26):
I'll be fucking falling asleep.
Yeah, I'm not much of a coffeedrinker, I gotta have caffeine
in my coffee and shit.
Really yeah, that's crazy.
Thee Gooch (31:36):
Well, especially when I go to a 45 minute drive
to work, you know fuck, I gottafucking stay awake, you know?
joe (31:41):
Yeah, so people live after that, yeah Well.
So, yeah, it's $19.99 for mycafe.
Thee Gooch (31:47):
I'm gonna have to go check it out.
It's a small bag, right?
joe (31:50):
Yeah, no well, it's a tin can.
Thee Gooch (31:52):
It's a tin can.
joe (31:53):
It's like a little can like this.
I don't know if you want me tobring it right now.
Thee Gooch (31:56):
Yeah, yeah, let me see it please, cause I have to
go Check it out.
I gotta go buy chonis for mykids For back to school.
I forgot.
But yeah, we'll compare theprice and check it out, cause
it's kinda crazy.
It's also California.
joe (32:14):
Yeah, yeah, so this is what I buy.
Oh, okay, okay, this one,$19.99.
I mean $19.99, $19.99, now,okay, and I used to buy it for
like $10, plus tax, you know,but I always buy the breakfast
(32:36):
blend.
This coffee is pretty good ifyou like McDonald's coffee,
because dad liked are on there,plus tax, you know, but I always
buy the breakfast blend.
This coffee is pretty good Ifyou like McDonald's coffee,
because Dad liked the McDonald'scoffee too, and it tastes
exactly like McDonald's, yeah,yeah.
Just kidding.
And then I had to buy this bag.
It came to this.
Thee Gooch (32:53):
How much is that little?
joe (32:53):
shit.
This one's like eight bucksdude Plus tax.
And the funny, what intriguesme too, because this was like
one pound and this one's likearound 340 grams, 12 ounce.
Okay, there's another bag.
It's the same pound as this,but cheaper.
I put it like this I pour it inand it still feels like it was
(33:18):
brand new.
Oh shit.
Thee Gooch (33:21):
I'll tell you right now, bro, I could almost
guarantee it's not going to bethat much here.
joe (33:27):
I'm pretty sure it is because we're living in a blue
state.
That's why we're fucking placeslike a.
Thee Gooch (33:35):
What amazes me is that everybody blames Trump
because of California's cost.
You know, living like a circusin here in California.
joe (33:41):
You know, yeah, they want to blame everything on Trump.
You know, yeah and yeah.
So and then you know when IBecause, like I have a 45-minute
drive right I have to fuckingdrink like a cup of coffee
before I hit the road becauseI'm always falling asleep and
these motherfuckers that drivefast on the freeway like 100
(34:02):
miles per hour, maybe more thanthat, 120 miles per hour driving
fast you know, no shit you notdo.
This is where I go every day.
This is where I, this is whereI deal with every day.
You know, Driving fast, I'mdriving like 70.
And these motherfuckers make medrive like if I was an old man.
Thee Gooch (34:23):
Like if I was an old man.
joe (34:24):
Imagine that You're driving 70.
To them that's slow and they'rebehind you and they tailgating
you Like fuck man, I'm fuckingdriving fast.
How fast do you want me todrive, you know?
Thee Gooch (34:37):
what I'm saying.
It's like right here where I'mat dude, A small town, A small
fucking town, Like I swear.
If you need to get something,it's literally going to take you
only anywhere between four tofive minutes.
joe (34:50):
So if you're in a hurry that.
Thee Gooch (34:51):
Yeah, yeah, and people want to be in a hurry out
here.
They crash because they're in ahurry, yeah, yeah.
It's like Jesus Christ.
joe (34:59):
They're impatient dude, like they're never going to get
there.
Thee Gooch (35:02):
You know that shit, that shit, fucking.
It triggers me, dude, because Ihad one dude.
I was taking the boys to schoolone morning and there's kids
everywhere, dude.
There's kids in the cars,there's kids in the cars,
there's kids walking, you knowright, and I got this one
fucking asshole tailgating meand I slammed on my brakes and
then I pull into the gas stationand he pulls into the gas
station as I do.
(35:23):
Why don't you slow the fuckdown?
Like what the fuck is yourhurry?
joe (35:27):
he ignores me he ignores me.
Thee Gooch (35:29):
Oh, there's no shit.
I said fuck dude, at speedlimit it's 30 miles per hour.
If you're late, eat earlier noshit yeah you know it's just.
Yeah, you're the dumb one forbeing late.
I'm in no hurry bro when I'mdriving right here in this, yeah
, I'll take your time.
I'm in no hurry yeah I'm in thespeed limit, I don't care, I'll
even go 10 miles under thespeed limit, I don't know, I'm
(35:52):
in no hurry to get to fuckingpay bills.
Yeah, exactly, no, if I want togo to the market.
I'll walk.
joe (36:00):
Yeah, that's true.
But it's just stupid dude.
It is dude.
It's like fuck.
I mean dude.
I'm like driving 70.
Maybe I mean it's supposed tobe 65 speed limit, right, at
least I'm driving like fivemiles, five more miles extra.
I mean five miles per hourextra.
You know I'm driving 70.
Maybe 75 here and there, butthese motherfuckers go boom, you
(36:25):
know flying.
Just imagine 120 miles per hourdriving on a freeway and it's
empty, you know.
Thee Gooch (36:35):
And where's the highway?
joe (36:37):
where's the highway patrol ?
You know what they're doing.
They're babysitting.
Caltrans.
That's all they're good at.
You know, Nice shit.
Thee Gooch (36:50):
And you just sent me a clip about something like
that.
Right, yeah, actually it was apreventable accident.
It's mind-blowing because theguy that it's about the
semi-truck turning on thatmaking a U-turn on that turnpike
, which is super illegal, yeah.
joe (37:07):
Which is common sense right, yeah.
Thee Gooch (37:09):
And then he's making a U-turn right in the middle of
the highway, going from theright lane into the left lane,
into the center divider.
Just to make a U-turn and Iguess he didn't see the van or
supposedly, allegedly he didn'tsee the van and the van crashes
right into the side of thetrailer, killing three, two of
(37:30):
them instantly and one died atthe hospital.
joe (37:33):
That's fucking crazy, I know.
I saw the clip and I was likefuck, that's like traumatizing.
And when I was looking at theclip the guy was just standing
looking at the camera guy yeah.
Thee Gooch (37:42):
No remorse nothing like that.
I have my theories on that.
It's like I think, because youknow, if you and I got into a
situation like that, I'm goingto be situation.
I thought I'm gonna be, I'mgonna be fucking freaking out.
Yeah, oh, my god, I just, youknow, caused a wreck, oh my god,
you know this motherfucker thatwas driving.
He had zero, zero reaction.
(38:04):
His face tells you a lot, andto me what it told me.
I think they paid thatmotherfucker to do some jihadi
shit.
You know, right, right, I don'tknow.
joe (38:16):
Yeah, because the way I saw it, it didn't look normal.
No, not at all dude?
Not at all it didn't, but itlooked like he was waiting for
more huh, like more people, morecars to show up or something
like that.
Thee Gooch (38:29):
like yeah, dude, like how do you not see that van
coming though?
You know, yeah, know, yeah, butthe no remorse Dude, that shit.
That's the first thing Ifucking noticed and I think,
along with millions other.
joe (38:43):
And I was reading Go ahead , no, you go ahead, no, you go
ahead.
I was reading the comments andthey were saying well, in his,
probably in his country, hereally sees he's already immune
to all that.
He saw all that already.
Yeah right, he's probably seenall the people getting killed
and all that stuff.
There's no reaction to doingthat and he really has no face
(39:05):
on it.
You know what I'm saying?
That's one of the comments Iread.
Thee Gooch (39:08):
Which is probably true, because the guy and here
we go again with California,with that Gavin Newsom bullshit,
he was an illegal alien.
Clip (39:18):
Right.
Thee Gooch (39:19):
Okay, no papers.
But because he's coming fromCalifornia, they authorized him
to carry a CDL license.
Oh no shit and training,obviously, and the fucking
company that hired him knew thathe was illegal Jeez.
So now he's facing threecharges of vehicular
(39:40):
manslaughter, right, and thenhe's under ICE custody and a lot
of people are saying, oh, he'sgoing to get deported.
Yeah, he's going to getdeported.
But we got to be clear he'sgoing to serve his sentence for
killing those people here in theUnited States and putting his
ass out to wherever the fuck hecame from.
Shit.
joe (39:59):
But what do you think is better Having him sentenced here
or deporting him back?
Thee Gooch (40:04):
They're going to sentence him here and he'll do
his time here in the UnitedStates and then, when his time
is up like say 20 years from nowor whatever, whatever they give
him after that, they'll shiphis ass back to uh, where he's
from.
joe (40:18):
Well, I got the clip everybody.
Here we go.
Here we go the clip everybody.
Thee Gooch (40:22):
Look at his face dude.
Yeah, no, I know.
joe (40:25):
I just saw that shit Like it didn't affect him or anything
.
Thee Gooch (40:40):
Play the Jeopardy theme song.
I know I have to find that shit.
All right, so dude just fuckingemotionalist dude.
joe (41:21):
Yeah, Like he's done that already, you know.
Yeah, but in his part of town,you know.
Thee Gooch (41:29):
I think the family should sue him.
California, the schoolinstructor institute that got
him that license.
Yeah, instructors, theDepartment of Motor Vehicles in
California and whichever statehe's from, I'm sure institute
that got him that license.
Yeah, instructors, thedepartment of motor vehicles in
california and whichever statehe's from, I'm sure they're
going to consider themselvessanctuary city and that whether
if they came from la, I don'tknow who knows.
(41:50):
No, but sue them to every, sueeverybody involved that had this
motherfucker driving in theunited states illegally.
Meanwhile he had, he had,certification to drive a big rig
like that.
joe (42:01):
So you're telling me that this guy didn't have no driver
license.
Well, he did, he did have a CDL.
Thee Gooch (42:06):
He did have a CDL through California, through
California.
California does it becausethey're a sanctuary state, right
yeah, for illegals.
All the illegals are goingthere, and that's you know.
They should sue California thefamily members that died.
joe (42:21):
Yeah, that's kind of like fucking terrible.
The whole van just went through, right yeah.
Thee Gooch (42:27):
They fucking.
Two of them died instantly.
The only one died in thehospital.
They didn't release their namesyet.
Yeah, when did this took place?
I believe it was Friday.
Friday, friday, what was Friday?
Friday, the 15th Jeez Of August2025, jeez, and I saw it, dude,
in the social media, but I sawhim wearing, you know, muslim.
(42:48):
And I'm tired, dude.
I'm tired of talking, listeningabout politics.
Yeah, I'm even tired oflistening About Trump.
I'm tired of listening Becauseit's, it's a whole clusterfuck,
right.
Yeah, and then I saw thisfucking idiot driving a
semi-truck.
I seen the van crash into it.
I just moved along, you knowuntil.
I think it was about yesterday,I was like I got more into it,
more into it.
(43:09):
Yeah, that's fucking crazy,that's fucked up.
And then that's when the wordgets out that, oh, he was an
illegal from CaliforniaSanctuary City.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He didn't even supposed to behere.
He's been illegal since 2018.
He's been in this country since2018 oh shit damn is everybody
(43:31):
done?
yeah, that's right.
So I mean, even on social media, all I watch is about birds and
, you know, like America'sfunniest videos.
That's the only thing I watchanymore these days.
The politics I'm tired of it,dude.
joe (43:43):
Yeah, you just waste your energy On that shit, yeah.
Thee Gooch (43:46):
And it's exhausting dude.
joe (43:48):
Yeah.
It is, but.
But I don't mean, that'sfucking, that's sad because he
shows no emotion.
You know, yeah, and thesemotherfuckers that Don't think
about the consequences.
That's what fucking intriguesme, dude.
You know, especially when I godriving, like going to work,
(44:08):
early in the morning, 3 o'clock,I'm in the freeway.
These motherfuckers like noconsequences, dude, just driving
fast.
Thee Gooch (44:18):
Yeah, this guy, the driver, the truck driver, he's
under custody right now, he's injail right now, jeez, and they
didn't release the names of thevictims, of the people that died
.
Uh-huh, and they released hisname, but I, you couldn't
fucking, I couldn't fucking readit.
joe (44:45):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,abib, no, abib, no, abib Abib.
Thee Gooch (44:57):
You would think it'd be an easy name like that, but
it's not.
Yeah, I know, I'm just tryingto be stupid I wouldn't, even
come close.
Clip (45:07):
We're waiting for you.
Thee Gooch (45:09):
Pump bitch, you pump bitch, do you have it?
joe (45:17):
Yes, if you want to go, then you go to hell and go down.
Why are you getting flag man?
Are you crazy?
You're fucking, you're fuckingyou bloody you, bloody you,
bloody Bastard.
Bitch you.
Bloody you, bloody, bloody.
Fuck you bloody Fucking mother.
Bloody fuck, bitch.
Bitch you Fucking bloodybastard.
That's how it goes.
(45:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no remorse.
No, all about killing Fuckingassholes.
Bloody you, bloody.
This you know.
Thee Gooch (45:49):
Going back to Howard Stern, okay, on Sirius XM, you
know, like I said, I stilllisten to him.
Anyways, he's going to make anannouncement in September I
think it's September 12th or14th.
He's going to make thatannouncement whether or not he's
going to retire or continue.
People can't forget, howardStern has always done this with
(46:10):
XM.
He's always done it Every timehis five years was up, he'd make
an announcement whether or nothe's going to continue or retire
.
So this is nothing.
But this time I believe he'sgoing to continue or retire.
So this is nothing, but thistime I believe he's going to
retire so you believe he's goingto retire yeah, I do believe
he's going to shut the rumorsdown that they're forcing him to
(46:30):
retire or that series doesn'twant to continue their contract.
Like it's a rumor, I think he'sgoing to put that to rest.
I think he's going to retirebecause, like I said, too, they
have to fulfill their contractand Robin's been sick I believe
she still has cancer or isgetting over it so she's not
doing too well health-wise.
(46:51):
I'm sure she can use the timeoff right.
Right right, and Fred, I'm surehe's getting ready.
He wants to retire too.
I mean, I think as a team,they'll come together and say,
yeah, let's just fucking throwin the towel.
Yeah, yeah, I think they'reready to retire.
joe (47:09):
I just want to let everybody know if it wasn't for
Howard Stern, all these verballanguages like penis, vagina and
all that fucking shit, itwouldn't have been on the air
because of Howard Stern.
Thee Gooch (47:23):
Verbally, there wouldn't be any Opie and Anthony
fucking people like you knowthere's a lot of people out
there Rush Limbaugh.
joe (47:31):
And you know, all these radio disc jockeys and
podcasters like us are lookingup to Howard Stern.
I know I do, I do, I look up toHoward Stern.
You know, I know, I do, I, I do, I look up to our stern.
This is what, this is what Iwanted to do because of him.
You know, yeah, and who, who,who doesn't, and they're acting
like like they, they don't.
That's what.
That's what intrigues me too.
(47:52):
These people think like, oh,you know how are starting to do
this and this, and that you knowyou looked up to him.
You know, every radio just thisjockey looked up to him, like
Rick Dees and all them, they'retrying to be like him and all
that stuff, you know.
Thee Gooch (48:10):
I remember in the 90s dude, like for real, when
Howard Stern was huge.
Howard Stern was huge and Markand Brian number.
And I remember when I used tolisten to Rick Dees, every once
in a while he was real softspoken and brian number.
And I remember when I used tolisten to rick d's, every once
in a while he was realsoft-spoken and you know he was
very conservative, if you willmindful.
But at some point in his careerhe started being tried to be
(48:31):
raunchy.
Yeah, you know, he tried to beraunchy, like you know, be rude
or whatever.
It didn't work for him and theyfucking fired his ass, yeah,
and along with mark and brian,the, and along with Mark and
Brian, the same thing with Markand Brian.
There were loud mouths, forsure, but then they started
getting a little raunchy.
Then that's when they let himgo.
Yeah, their career was overafter that Because the only one
(48:52):
that could get away with it.
Honestly, was just Howard Stern.
joe (48:54):
Yeah, because that's how he started Because he's an
innovator.
Thee Gooch (48:57):
Yeah, the GOAT, you know.
joe (49:00):
Yeah, I'm with that shit I agree, but you know I'll
fucking laugh.
I will laugh and howard sternwill continue.
Well, I'm still continuing.
Um, they give me a highercontract, uh, the higher pay to
stay with serious xfm and allthat stuff.
I'll fucking laugh, dude, youknow, yeah, laugh dude.
Thee Gooch (49:20):
We'll see.
I don't know, dude, I thinkhe's ready to retire.
You can hear it, dude, when youlisten to the show on XM.
You can hear them.
Sometimes they have long pauses.
They've done everything.
Clip (49:37):
What else are they going?
Thee Gooch (49:37):
to talk about.
There's not much.
I'm looking at what they'regoing to do continue to bash
Donald Trump.
There's more to that.
I don't think he wants to makeit about Donald Trump, since
they can't stand him, especiallywhen he has guests.
I usually switch off when youhave guests.
I don't know who the guests are.
I have two choices how?
joe (49:57):
do you call it?
Thee Gooch (49:57):
I don't know who the guests are.
joe (49:58):
Yeah, whatever you know I Well, I'll have two choices.
Thee Gooch (50:03):
One.
joe (50:03):
How do you call it?
I got two theories.
He might retire.
He might Say he was gonnaretire At number two.
He's gonna Still stick to Aserious F-Ram.
And I know you're sticking Withyour shit.
Thee Gooch (50:19):
If he sticks around, I think he'll do Either like he
won he sticks around, I thinkhe'll do either Like he won't do
five years.
I think he'll maybe do two, twoyears, two more years and then
call it good.
But I think my belief is rightnow that I believe he's going to
retire.
joe (50:35):
I believe if he retires, I think Sirius XM is going to
drop even more.
Now, oh yeah, you know Well,because Howard Stern is the one
that put up Sirius XM off themap dude, because back then no
one didn't know Sirius XFM atthe time.
Actually, it was Sirius FM atthe first time.
(50:57):
It was yeah Then that's whenXFM got together and merged to
Sirius.
Thee Gooch (51:03):
It was Sirius Satellite Radio.
joe (51:05):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (51:06):
And then there was XM Satellite.
Radio, and then they merged,becoming Sirius XM Radio.
Yeah, yeah, and I think and Ibelieve back in the day before
Howard Stern got on, you know XM, back in the day, people just
got satellite the.
You know XM, back in the daypeople just got satellite radio
just because it was trendy.
It was nothing you know.
Oh, I must have you know.
(51:27):
Yeah, it was just trendy.
joe (51:30):
Yeah, I will act to.
To be honest, I wanted to haveXF.
Uh, serious, serious to hearHoward Stern, but I'm a huge fan
of Howard Stern, but thepayments to be a subscriber was
kind of difficult for me.
Thee Gooch (51:50):
They sent me an email.
Like I said, they sent me anemail because I had canceled it
a couple months ago a couplemonths back Because, yeah, the
payments can be ridiculous.
But they offered me $4 a monthFor one year and I was like fuck
, I ain't gonna turn that shitdown.
So I did it $1 a week For ayear.
(52:12):
Fuck, I'll do that, and I likelistening to the 60s, the 50s,
it's not just Howard.
joe (52:20):
And Elvis.
They got the Elvis channel too.
Thee Gooch (52:25):
Elvis channel and Howard Stern, of course, oh, and
oh my God, what's his name?
joe (52:32):
Jeff Lewis.
Thee Gooch (52:34):
Jeff Lewis, jeff Lewis, I love Jeff Lewis, damn,
I mean, he's no shame, he's gay,right?
I remember Jeff.
joe (52:44):
Lewis, damn, I mean he's no shame, he's gay, right.
Thee Gooch (52:51):
I remember watching his show on I think it was a
cable channel where theyrenovated, remodeled homes.
He's very grumpy but very funnyat the same time.
He's a cool dude I likelistening to him.
He's on cool dude, I likelistening to him.
joe (53:03):
He's on Sirius, I gotta get a SiriusXM dude.
You want me to send you myphone?
Yeah, why not?
Thee Gooch (53:11):
Nice, the deal that I'm on, the deal that I'm on, I
can't put it on my car.
Oh no shit, I mean you can, butyou have to pay car.
Oh, no shit, I mean you can,but you have to pay extra.
joe (53:22):
Oh, no shit, I thought it just goes automatically.
Thee Gooch (53:25):
No, it's strictly on my phone.
I can only have it on my phone,and the only time I listen to
Howard Stern is when I'm home.
Or rather, XM Radio is when I'mhome with the Wi-Fi, because
it'll use up your data right.
Yeah yeah, I'm in the shower orI'm going poo or just cleaning
the house or whatever.
Put it on Sirius XM and enjoythe rest of the day, dude
(53:46):
because I was thinking gettingSirius XFM.
joe (53:50):
But now that Howard Stern might retire, what's the point?
Thee Gooch (53:56):
I think that what's going to happen, too is I heard
that SiriusXM wants to buyHoward Stern's catalogs, the
whole show, all the shows, okay,and just rerun them.
joe (54:08):
Rerun it, mm-hmm.
But I heard that Howard Sternwants his old Channel 9 audios
tapes and all that stuff.
Oh really, they refused it.
I don't know who owns them, butthat's what I read.
Thee Gooch (54:26):
He's been fighting for a long time.
He's fun to listen to man.
Even listening to him aftermore than 30 years, he's still
funny, he's still funny.
joe (54:36):
And even to this day, people don't like him.
They didn't like him back thenand they don't like him now.
So what's the fuckingdifference?
Thee Gooch (54:41):
Yeah, so yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, he's always had haters.
joe (54:48):
It's just that this time of age now, it's even worse than
back then, oh yeah, everybody'smore sensitive these days, yeah
, everybody has a fucking tamponon their fucking butt.
You know, butthole, yeah, yeah,you know what I'm saying.
Lucky tampon man, everybody'sall acting like they have a
(55:09):
period now these days.
You know, jeez, but, but Idon't know, man, I wish the best
for Howard Stern.
That's who I wanted to be, butI never became that.
I always wanted to be likeElvis.
You know that, yeah.
Thee Gooch (55:30):
I remember that, and then I couldn't be Elvis.
joe (55:33):
I was going to make a band , a rock band.
I remember trying to form aband.
We couldn't find a band to blah, blah, blah and shit like that.
And now I want to be HowardStern.
Not even that.
Thee Gooch (55:47):
Our time will come, At least your time will come.
And if we die before our timecomes, at least we gave it hell
right.
joe (55:57):
Give it a shot.
At least we tried.
Right, that's what you call wedie trying.
Yeah, Die trying, Boy.
What a loser you are.
Anything else, Gooch.
Thee Gooch (56:17):
You know, there was a fun fact.
I forgot to write down that Ididn't know, but I forgot about
it.
You forgot about it.
Yeah, I forgot.
What the fuck?
No shit.
joe (56:31):
I think next week, well, maybe in two weeks, I want to
show you a videotape on my job.
I don't want to mention my jobbecause I don't want to give
them the whole fucking.
Thee Gooch (56:44):
Yeah, and you gotta worry about.
You have to also think aboutdefamation.
Clip (56:48):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (56:49):
I mean.
Clip (56:49):
Of character.
joe (56:50):
Yeah, I mean.
Thee Gooch (56:52):
I want to see, I want to.
You can get sued for that.
joe (56:56):
Yeah, that's why that's one of the things too.
I don't want to mention my workand the name, Tamien, because I
don't want to give him theprops and all that shit you know
.
But yeah, I was thinking aboutthat Because I videotaped it,
dude, because I was stressingout.
Oh, really, I was stressing outand I go, fuck man, why.
I mean, it's like now my mind'son the podcast.
(57:18):
You know, like now my mind's onthe podcast, you know, I was
telling La Doña and Chico Chex,like I was telling Sexy Pants
too, like you know what SexyPants, doña and Chico Chex, I go
, you know what my mind.
I was telling the Gooch, likemy mind now it's focusing the
podcast, you know.
Clip (57:37):
Right.
joe (57:38):
And I, like you, know what it's like.
I'm focusing on this now, dude,I'm not focusing on my job
anymore.
I'm like giving up with thatshit already.
I don't want to fucking workhard anymore.
We have a business now.
We could do this.
I know.
I have faith that we could doit.
You know, I mean, we could doit.
(57:59):
It I just like I just don't.
I'm 52 years old.
I'm not gonna be doing thatshit All my life, you know Shit.
Thee Gooch (58:08):
Just don't.
Just don't think that you know,because I know you thought I
was mad when we were texting.
joe (58:12):
No.
Thee Gooch (58:13):
Just don't think I'm I'm getting mad or I'm getting
you know Like fucking Pissed off, getting you know like fucking
pissed off, or no, dude, it'sjust like you know.
I want to show this.
Because I want to show thissucceed too.
Yeah, because I'm volunteeringmy time.
We've done it for three yearsnow and you know, I don't want
this, I don't want the show todisappear.
But if you know I'm coming atyou, like, and if you think I'm
coming at you sideways, I'm not,no, I just want you to put it,
(58:36):
be on the right track.
Yeah, like, make a promo, putit on the regular podcast the
way we used to, right, you know?
because we're getting listeners,yeah, okay, but now, right now,
they don't know we're undersubscription you know what I'm
saying and yeah, we've talkedabout it for two years, but now
they're probably wondering thelast two weeks where these guys
(58:58):
at, you know, make a promo, putit on YouTube, put it on the
regular podcast, apple podcast,amazon, you know, spotify,
wherever they listen to podcastsjust make a one minute video.
Hey folks, you know we're undersubscription now.
Go here If y'all want to listenand shit you know yeah.
Or you know, yeah, or you know,say the website, and then say or
(59:20):
you can go to google, punch inthe talkers podcast, spell it
out.
For because you got to remembertoo, our audience may be smart
or maybe not so bright, you know, no offense you know just do it
like that.
You know, just give it a shot.
I want the show to succeed.
You know more than anyone,because if we're right now we're
doing a show and nobody'slistening to us, right?
(59:42):
You know, yeah, and that's likewhen I was yeah, it's like when
I was retrieving your text.
joe (59:49):
I go man.
I think the Gooch is butt pics.
I go damn no no, we're notlosing no listeners.
We're still losing no listeners.
We're still there.
We have the listeners.
We're getting the downloadsstill.
It's just that they got to.
Google is your tool.
(01:00:11):
You got to remember that.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
It is.
Thee Gooch (01:00:16):
But, like I said, a lot of people out there aren't
right, you know, because, oh,you know, they want to know
something on social media.
Instead of asking why don't youjust jump on Google?
Yeah, yeah, you know, peopledon't do that.
joe (01:00:29):
Yeah, that's true.
But that's a good thing, gucci.
I mean, that's a good thingYou're giving me some feedback,
because I got to you know.
That's good that you're lettingme know about it.
Thee Gooch (01:00:39):
I'm not being an asshole or trying to be rude
because it's coming off orwhatever, but it's like just try
to do that.
If you put your chonies on myface, I'll fucking put it like
that you know you can go a stepfurther and use my chonies as a
fucking COVID mask, Like a covermask there you go COVID mask.
joe (01:00:56):
Covid mask With your autograph signature on it.
Thee Gooch (01:01:03):
Wednesday on my fucking elastic band.
joe (01:01:06):
Well, like I said again you said four months, yeah, well
, I'll just do 30 days 90 days,30 days, let's do 90 days.
Thee Gooch (01:01:14):
Yeah, we'll try for 90 days and if we're not getting
any listeners or subscribersthe way we anticipated?
Clip (01:01:19):
yeah, let's just try it way we anticipated, but yeah,
yeah, just as a.
joe (01:01:23):
Well, we will, we'll think about it.
We'll just think of a plan foryour your, would you?
What are your thoughts about it?
Then we'll, we'll see what wethink you know?
Thee Gooch (01:01:34):
Yeah, just don't forget to do that promo?
joe (01:01:35):
Yeah, I'll do the promo.
I yeah, I'll do the promo.
Thee Gooch (01:01:41):
I'll probably do it tomorrow, okay, or today.
I'll probably do it today.
Just let me know when you do iton YouTube or whatever, so I
can put it on my social media.
joe (01:01:47):
Okay.
Thee Gooch (01:01:47):
You know what I mean .
Sounds like a plan so I cancheck it out, because I go to
the podcast and I listen topodcasts and we're not on there.
Yeah, I mean, we're on theretwo seasons, but not the recent
one it should be there.
joe (01:02:01):
I don't know why, because they never done that that's.
Thee Gooch (01:02:05):
That's how I thought it was gonna work no, before it
used to put.
joe (01:02:08):
It used to put you on the Amazon and all that stuff and
you had to subscribe to it rightnow.
Thee Gooch (01:02:13):
It doesn't do it, you know, doesn't do it at all,
dude yeah, so.
joe (01:02:16):
So it's like you have to go to the link now.
So yeah, but yeah, I'll do thattoday or tomorrow and uh, yeah
let me know.
Thee Gooch (01:02:25):
Let me know when you do it, so I can uh post it,
yeah I'll do, I'll post it, andum see how it goes.
Are we done?
Dude, because I gotta go dukeokay, we're done.
joe (01:02:39):
Dookie, dookie, nice, but I just want to say that
Everybody, do not drink anddrive.
And, like I said again, guys,do not drink and drive.
And if you guys want tosubscribe to our season three,
(01:03:00):
episode one and two this isepisode two, season three and if
you guys want to subscribe toour show for three dollars a
month, it will give you a freeminiature gift One time
miniature gift and also youcould also cancel anytime.
(01:03:23):
Everybody.
Any final words for you, gooch?
Please don't drink and drive.
Thee Gooch (01:03:31):
Please don't drink and drive, it's not right be
mindful to others all right,everybody.
joe (01:03:39):
This is it everybody.
This is the Talkers Podcast onScripted.
I am the host and the Gooch isthe host of the show.
The Talkers Podcast on ScriptedBye, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, hey now, hey, now, nice,
(01:04:30):
nice, hey, now.
What's up everybody, what's up, what's up, what's up,
everybody's up, what's upeverybody.
This is Thee Talkers Podcast,Unscripted.
How's everybody doing out there?
My name is joe and we have TheGooch hey, now what's happening?
Gooch, hey, how's everything.
Thee Gooch (00:41):
Hey, now pretty good About to get super fucking busy
at work.
joe (00:45):
Oh, getting super busy at work already.
Thee Gooch (00:48):
Yeah, probably starting tomorrow.
Starting tomorrow, Damn what'sup?
joe (00:55):
What's up everybody?
What's up everybody.
What's up Los Angeles?
It's a beautiful day.
In Los Angeles, California, theweather is 68 degrees.
Believe it or not, Today isAugust 17, 2025.
Believe it or not, Before westart the show, I want to thank
everybody, all the listenersthat are downloading our podcast
(01:17):
, all of Europe, South America,North America as well.
Everybody.
Thank you very much.
And, as you heard, we went tosubscribe on season three.
You can subscribe to seasonthree, episode one, for $3 a
month.
You will get a one-time giftand you will also get a
(01:39):
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and season one, season two, willremain free for you guys out
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Thank you very much.
Go to theetalkers.
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How's everything?
Gooch, Pretty good, pretty good.
Thee Gooch (01:57):
I was going to ask you something I forgot.
Oh, you didn't forget.
Oh, are people stilldownloading 1 and 2 season?
Yes, sir, they.
Oh, are people stilldownloading One and two season.
joe (02:06):
Yes, sir, they are.
Thank you for all yourdownloads.
Nice, right now we're at, Ithink, let me see we're at 70.
No, 70 downloads right now, forand the one that's it's
increasing Is the previous 70downloads right now, and the one
(02:28):
that's increasing is theprevious, the last episode, oh,
really, that's the one we have,25 downloads, believe it or not,
the last episode of season two.
Yeah, episode 98.
Yeah, 25 downloads.
Have you figured out anythingabout Howard Stern?
(02:49):
Technically?
No, I haven't, but I think it's.
I think it's just.
I don't even think he knows yet.
That's what I think.
But all I heard that he's goingto cancel his show and blah,
blah, blah.
I think he's going to cancelhis show and blah, blah, blah
and things like that.
Thee Gooch (03:06):
He's going to retire , dude, I think that's what I
think too.
joe (03:10):
I think he's going to retire my uh, the same way.
I mean I would you know, no,but that's.
I mean I hope he doesn't, but Idon't know.
Thee Gooch (03:19):
Too many softies already 71.
71?
.
joe (03:24):
I think.
Thee Gooch (03:25):
I think he's 71, isn't he?
joe (03:26):
71,.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much he is,you know, but I mean I hope he
doesn't, but I think I mean Iwould you know, and if I was in
that situation and if I'm inthat age, you know, right right.
But like you said, like theprevious last episode you said
you know if you were in thatsituation.
I think you're still goingright.
(03:47):
You're still going, but I don'tknow See how it goes.
But I think it's just a rumor.
Thee Gooch (03:58):
I mean, I think he'll retire.
joe (04:03):
I think he's done yeah same here.
Thee Gooch (04:04):
I don't think he's being forced to retire.
I think he's just yeah samehere.
I don't think he's being forcedto retire, I think he's just
Just wants to retire.
Huh yeah, fuck what after 50years?
joe (04:10):
of being on the radio.
Thee Gooch (04:12):
Yeah, and he's right , dude, because I was listening
to his last show.
He's right.
You know, being in radio it'stough.
Everybody has podcasts and heinnovated, you know, radio, and
he got away with a lot of stuffand he, he didn't get away with
a lot of stuff and then hebecame who he was through radio.
joe (04:32):
And let me tell you one thing, I just thought of this
too Whenever you're heard inradio, they say penis, when he's
the one, that first one, thatbrought that shit up vagina and
penis you know, you know thatyou'll get like fired.
You know, right at the spot,you know.
Thee Gooch (04:46):
But you got to be honest with that one.
What's in the news?
What's going on in the world?
joe (05:00):
Well, I don't know if you heard, Gooch, that one of the
goats from one of the actorspassed away.
His name is Terrence Stamp, youknow, and it's a treasure lost.
So I just heard the news todayand he just passed away.
I think he's 87 years old today, you know.
And yeah, and he, he passedaway and I was kind of shocked
because he's the one that playedgeneral Zod in superman 2,
(05:21):
right, superman one, the movieright and superman, which he was
a great actor and he was one ofthe great actors back in the
day and, to be honest, I onlyknow him for General Zod, right,
and also John Tunsil from YoungGuns, right, and then the yes
man in that movie.
Thee Gooch (05:41):
Yes man, oh yeah, yes man, jim Carrey.
joe (05:48):
Yeah, that's right, he's a good actor and one of the
movies too he came out in, um,yeah, I think it was that one,
right?
Yeah, you're right, that one,that's the one.
I know him too, but yeah, it's,it's a tragic loss.
I mean it's sad.
You know he's the goat.
He's the first general zod inthe.
You know, I was like, oh mygosh, he's serious.
Another one, another greatactor, you know.
Thee Gooch (06:07):
Yeah, and when I saw when he passed away he was best
known as General Zod forGeneral Zod.
joe (06:13):
Right yeah.
But yeah, it's a good, good,good actor.
We lost another one and we'llsee how it goes.
I got a clip on the on thesuperman, the movie, right in
that role with what it was,what's his name, with marlon
brando as a gerald and in therest of the villains right there
(06:34):
1977 or 76, 1978 78 yeah, soit's, it's one of the great
movies.
You know, I saw this movie andI was like what, like five years
old?
Thee Gooch (06:49):
Yeah, things like that You're a little pee-pee.
joe (06:52):
Yeah, you know, yeah, dude , so it's kind of sad, you know.
Thee Gooch (07:02):
Were you going to play the clip?
joe (07:02):
Yeah, I'm going to play it right now.
Thee Gooch (07:05):
I was waiting for it .
I haven't watched this.
joe (07:08):
You haven't seen it?
No, it has therefore now becomeyour decision.
You alone will condemn us, ifyou wish, and you alone will be
(07:30):
held responsible by me.
You will bow down before me,jor-el, I swear it, no matter
that it takes an eternity, youwill bow down before me.
Clip (07:39):
Both you and then, one day, your heirs.
joe (07:48):
That was crazy, huh, I know you were laughing about it.
Thee Gooch (07:52):
That will always remind me of our childhood.
joe (07:56):
Yeah, because I always thought he said ass.
Yeah, that's what I was goingto tell you.
That's why I knew you werelaughing about it.
I know you know where you'regetting at, but yeah, true, I
always thought that he said that, dude.
To be honest, yeah, he saidyour ass that's what I thought.
Thee Gooch (08:15):
Yeah, I was gonna say ass, but it was.
joe (08:17):
S?
No, actually it's hairs, hishairs, you know, like the family
generations from.
Oh, okay.
Thee Gooch (08:28):
Your hairs.
joe (08:29):
Yeah, it's not ass or your ass.
Thee Gooch (08:33):
I used to thought it was your ass.
Yeah, no shit, I didn't fuckingknow that.
joe (08:39):
I just barely found that one out too.
I have fucked for years, man.
I thought he said ass Nah.
He said S S Nah.
He said here's your ears, yourears, yeah.
Your ears or something likethat.
Yeah, oh fuck.
But yeah, dude, I alwaysthought, I always thought that
you know so.
Thee Gooch (08:59):
Yeah, no shit.
Believe it or not?
Huh, fucking today years old.
I just found that shit out.
I didn't know that.
Wow, believe it or not?
Huh, fucking today years old.
I just found that shit out.
joe (09:06):
I didn't know that.
Wow, cheers, yeah, because Iused to thought my dad used to
say the same thing.
He'd go.
It sounds like ass, your ass,mm-hmm, but it sounds like he
says ass.
Mm-hmm, which I first thoughtwas when we were kids, yeah, and
then we thought he said ass,and now it's your, your hairs,
(09:27):
or whatever you call it.
Thee Gooch (09:29):
Hairs or whatever the fuck you want to call it.
It's because he's English too.
joe (09:31):
That's right.
Yeah, he's an.
Thee Gooch (09:32):
English guy, so he's saying it properly because
English people, that's how theyspeak English properly.
Right yeah, with fucking yeah.
Clip (09:39):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (09:39):
Accent, if you will, accent, if you will.
Clip (09:43):
Yeah.
joe (09:45):
I'm blown away.
That's good.
I didn't know that.
And another thing too is hecame out on another movie too,
best known as John Tunstall fromYoung Guns.
You know, have you seen YoungGuns?
Yeah, hold on, hold on, yeah,so he's known as John Tunstall
from Young Guns.
I have a clip on that one too.
(10:07):
You want to see it?
Thee Gooch (10:08):
Yes.
joe (10:09):
Okay, here's our Young Guns.
He was known as John Tunstall.
John Tunstall, you know, herewe go, yoo-hoo.
Good afternoon, gentlemen, goodafternoon John.
I'll make you famous.
Thee Gooch (10:26):
John and Mr Murphy are complaining about their
merchandise wagon beingplundered on several occasions
on the way into town Quitefrankly, John, they think you're
behind it.
joe (10:32):
That's a fargan line.
You know it, Richard.
Sheriff Brady, Mr Murphy isgoing to continue coming to you
claiming I take his propertyuntil I pronounce the thief and
shaken out of Lincoln.
I've never touched his property.
Thee Gooch (10:50):
I have no cause Well the belted Earl has spoken.
Look behind you, Earl.
All I see are hired thieves.
joe (11:03):
These boys are promising young men acquiring an education
.
Well, I've had you pegged asthe type that uh that likes
educating young boys Englishmen.
Rumor has it that you're goingto be Bidden against me for the
(11:26):
government Beef contracts.
Clip (11:29):
It is just rumor, isn't it, horace?
You have a beef outfit and astore.
Thee Gooch (11:37):
I have a beef outfit and a store.
You're going to try to makemoney.
I'm going to try to make money.
It's simple and it's fair.
joe (11:48):
Do you see how good Sheriff's sitting up there with
that?
Clip (11:50):
horse.
Do you know how much money he'sgot invested in my store?
Thee Gooch (11:56):
It's life savings, john, and it's not just Brady
who wants me to be getting thosecop rides.
joe (12:03):
It's the territorial district attorney, all right,
that's it.
That's all the whole thing.
But he did good in that movietoo.
I really like Young Guns too.
You know, young Guns is areally good movie.
Yeah, yeah, it's a sad daytoday too.
General Zod, yeah, oh, here's apicture of him too.
(12:26):
A loving memory Of TerrenceStamp Everybody, believe it or
not, passed away today.
Clip (12:36):
You know, August 17.
Thee Gooch (12:40):
He was a really good actor.
It's just too bad.
Everybody just knows him, asyou know, general Zod, that was
in 78.
He was a really good actor.
It's just too bad.
Everybody just knows him, asyou know, general Zod General.
joe (12:46):
Zod, you know yeah.
Thee Gooch (12:47):
That was in 78, and he's come a long way since then.
joe (12:51):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (12:52):
Now, if you ask me what other movies he's going to
come out on, I couldn't tell you, aside from yes man.
joe (12:57):
Maybe he did a lot of movies in England, who knows?
Thee Gooch (12:59):
In the UK?
joe (13:09):
Yeah, he was a terrific actor and back in the day.
But maybe dad would know his,his role as a, you know, an
actor back in the day.
But as far as I know I I alwaysknown him from for generals out
, you know so yeah, great actor,yeah, so that's crazy, yeah,
but um, yeah, that's so true.
I mean, now I'm gonna.
Thee Gooch (13:27):
I just can't believe it, because we just lost Hulk
Hogan, ozzy Osbourne you know,yeah you know that only means,
we're getting older, that's all,oh yeah, because everybody that
we, we know and grew upremembering.
They're starting to get to thatage where they're just gonna
kick the bucket, yeah, and thenit's going to be our turn, oh my
gosh Gucci, don't say that Ican't fucking wait, dude.
(13:48):
As long as my kids are good, mykids are good.
Okay, I've seen my grandkidsand they've got a good education
.
They're well off, they're doinggreat Right.
I'm good to go.
joe (14:03):
I'm good to go.
You know Me.
I'm not ready To be honest.
I'm ready Because I don't know,I don't even have a family.
But I'm ready though.
Thee Gooch (14:19):
I'll tell you why it's personal.
Because it's me.
I'll make it personal Becausewe're not doing what we're meant
to be doing.
Right because of our creator,we're supposed to be living off
the land.
You know, the earth wasprovided to us by our creator,
right right we have to pay forelectricity, we have to pay for
the water that was provided tous, we have to pay for the
(14:41):
fruits and vegetables that wasfor right and that.
When that shit gets stuck in myhead, it's depressing, dude
it's not depressing, notdepressing, my bad disappointing
.
Disappointing because somebodyout there is making a profit off
of this and it's supposed to befor free right, yeah, and it's
supposed to be for free.
Out of this thing we all knowas money, which all it is is
(15:01):
just paper, fucking printedpaper.
That's all it is.
Yeah, for some reason there'svalue to it.
You know we're supposed to beliving in tents and fucking huts
and shit, you know yeah, butthat's crazy.
Rubber shoes you know, rubbershoes, because we're supposed to
be grounded to the, to theearth, and we're not supposed to
get sick.
There's no supposed to becancer, you know shit like that,
(15:23):
right?
joe (15:24):
yeah, you're right, I didn't thought of that way too
that's how I think, dude.
Thee Gooch (15:28):
You can tell I'm lonely all the time, like I like
I'm alone all the time becausethat's the shit I think about.
Yeah, that's why I'm ready togo, but right now, for now, for
society, I just want my kids tobe good.
Clip (15:39):
They're well off they're they have their education, their
kids.
Thee Gooch (15:42):
I've seen my grandkids.
joe (15:43):
I'm ready to go, yeah yeah , because, um, yeah, that's
you're right, because, uh,nature is supposed to be free,
right yeah, it was given to us.
Thee Gooch (15:53):
This earth was given to us, but, yeah, we have to.
We're the only species on thisplanet that have to pay to live
on it well, yeah, exactly, andso that's just you, that's just
me.
joe (16:11):
Yeah, man, man, um, I got a little, a little see, um, a
little little joke.
If you want to see it, yeah,cheer me.
I mean because you heard, youheard, you heard of uh, newscom,
right newsbe's thing that wasgoing on Scumbag.
Well, I just found this clip.
I don't know if you're going tofind it intriguing, funny or I
(16:31):
don't know.
I don't know how you take it.
I just don't see how peoplecould still want to vote for
this guy for president.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I look at the comments.
They go oh, what's wrong withnewsom, oh, I'm gonna vote for
him for president in 2028 andall that stuff.
But what's going on in thesepeople's heads?
(16:52):
You know what I'm?
saying yeah and um, it's crazy,dude.
It's crazy, I mean, uh, and andfrom what I've been, that he's
just triggered today.
He's been triggered because ofwhat's going on, and I just
found this clip.
I think it was kind of funny,you know.
So let me see how you take it.
(17:14):
Is it funny?
It's going to be like it'smaybe like a two-second thing.
I'll repeat it just to make itmore funnier.
Okay, here we go.
You saw that shit.
Perfect, I don't know.
(17:43):
I think that was kind of funny,you know perfect, perfect,
perfect, right, I mean umjackass is what he is um, people
that don't know what um posted.
I posted on Galvin Newsom as ameme, but it's like a AI thing.
It's like he's opening hismouth.
(18:04):
He's opening his mouth as adonkey and it sounds like him
too.
I'll put it again.
I'll put it again.
Thee Gooch (18:20):
You should take that sound bite off.
Like the sound, only the sound.
And every time we talk about orsomebody talks about Gavin
Newsom on the podcast, put thatsound on.
joe (18:32):
Put that sound on in the background.
Clip (18:39):
Like hey, gavin Newsom's a donkey anytime somebody
mentions his name just play that.
Thee Gooch (18:45):
Yeah, I played in the background cool, all right,
I'll do that.
joe (18:48):
You give me a good idea right now.
Thee Gooch (18:50):
I'm always fucking talking about that scumbag she's
.
I just don't.
joe (18:54):
I just don't understand why people are too intrigued
with him, dude.
I mean, they're liars, dude.
They pocket money and all thatstuff and they still fucking
insist he's not a bad governorand things like that.
That's fucking ridiculous, dude.
Thee Gooch (19:10):
And it's like I mentioned in the last podcast is
that charity event where allthese rock stars got together
and they raised $100 million forthe Palisade fire victims and
not one cent has went to thevictims.
joe (19:27):
But, miraculously.
Thee Gooch (19:29):
Gavin Newsom's wife had opened up an organization
before the concert and they'resaying they're're predicting 50
million went to thatorganization.
Damn no shit.
And the victims haven't gotnothing.
Dude, nothing, right.
joe (19:48):
Nothing.
What intrigues me is that theydon't believe it.
They say, oh, they're going todo something about it and
they're too naive, you know.
Thee Gooch (19:57):
Yeah, yeah I think the good people of california,
like you, joe, you're you'rewell aware what's going on.
joe (20:04):
There's a lot of corruption with these
politicians?
Thee Gooch (20:06):
there's a lot.
I think if everybody like youleft california, then there
would be a lot more peopleturning into people like you to
leave California as well,because these people don't
realize how the hell they'regetting the money to pay for all
this.
Yeah, raise the taxes, raisethe fuel, raise gasoline, raise
(20:27):
electricity, raise all of that.
But if the good people ofCalifornia, the really good
people that know what's going onwith corruption, if they all
left California by the millions,california would suffer.
Yeah, especially thepoliticians.
joe (20:45):
But I was noticing too that all the red states if I was
talking to okay, I'll tell youthat one about later right now,
but let me say this I noticedthat all the red states and blue
states right, the red stateshave a lower tax rate, right
yeah, their taxes are lower.
The blue states, their taxesare higher.
Thee Gooch (21:07):
Yeah, here in the state of Wyoming we don't pay
state tax.
joe (21:11):
Yeah, exactly yeah, I remember that because I was over
there too one time.
Thee Gooch (21:16):
If you buy a banana for 99 cents, it's 99 cents,
it's 99 cents.
It's not 107.
It's not 110.
It's 99 cents.
joe (21:25):
Right, and that's what I noticed too.
Yeah, and speaking of which, wehad Chico Chex and Donya
invited me because they had acookout yesterday and we were
discussing everything.
Like I was telling her that youknow, me and the Gooch are
(21:48):
having a discussion about ourpodcast.
It's technically a business,right, we're running a business,
Right.
So she's doing the same thingin TikTok too.
So Donia was just talking abouther thing, I was talking about
our thing.
What are our plans, you know?
(22:10):
And she says that I'll tell herthat you know what.
It will be good, you and ChicoChex, to come on in the show To
talk about what you know no,mommies, Joe and to talk about
our thing.
You know, Like she knows herthing and we know our thing.
You pretty much know what'sgoing on too, right, Right, and
(22:34):
I told her you know what you andthe Gooch will be very good
talking about what you, whateveryou're thinking about what's
going to the what's going on theright, what's going on the left
.
You know I'm saying right, butbut that's what I was telling
you you're, you're ever, I mean,you're every welcome to come
into the podcast, to join ourshow as a guest.
But, um, well, she tells, shetells me, well, let me know.
(22:57):
And I told you know what, youknow what, donya, I go it.
It doesn't have to tell me, youdon't have to tell me.
It's up to me, it's up to youto want to join in.
I can't say hey join in you know, come on, I've been telling you
to join in but go.
Oh, you never don't want to goto.
You don't want to join in.
You know you don't want to.
You know, be a guest.
But she tells me, you know, letme know and I go.
(23:22):
But you know what.
It's on you, it depends on youwhen you have the time to do it
and we'll talk from there, youknow.
Thee Gooch (23:32):
So did she decide whether or not she's going to
come?
On from there.
joe (23:37):
You know, so did she decide whether or not she's
gonna come on.
No one did she decide whetheror not she's gonna come on.
Well, she's gonna.
Let me know.
I just told her.
You know what?
Just pick us, pick a daywhenever you have the time to do
it, because when you have youheard?
Thee Gooch (23:47):
have you heard her on social media the way she
talks?
Yeah, and on tiktok, yeah,she's very intelligent dude.
Yeah, she's like yeah, sheknows what she's talking about.
Yeah, you know, it's notnothing.
You know, like she's notblowing smoke up anybody's ass.
You know she knows what she'stalking about.
joe (24:06):
Yeah, so I told her that you know she could join in.
But just she has to pick a daywhen and I told Chico Chicks,
you too, you could join in ifyou want.
What kind of business?
Clip (24:19):
are you doing?
joe (24:22):
Well, she says that she does some little things in
TikTok, you know.
Oh, okay, okay, Some littleadvices Okay okay, yeah, she
does little advices to people inTikTok and all that stuff.
So that's why I wanted to joinin, so she could explain her
thing.
You know no, mommies, joe, butI don't know.
I told her just let me know.
Yeah, that'd be fun, that'd befun, that'd be, cool, yeah,
(24:49):
letting her know just to join in, but like as a guest, you know,
yeah right.
But I told her.
But I told her, just let meknow when you're ready, and
that's it.
You know, I don't have to tellyou.
You don't have to tell me tolet you know.
You really have to choose yourday and your time, you know
things like that.
Thee Gooch (25:09):
I want you to come.
joe (25:09):
I want you to join in as a guest.
But you know you're telling meto let you know.
But I already told you, yeah,you're going to join.
It's up to you when to come in.
You know to join in as a guest.
Thee Gooch (25:22):
And if any of the listeners want to come on as
guests to debate Joe or myself,hit us up, yeah.
It doesn't necessarily have tobe a debate.
joe (25:34):
If they just want to come and talk about what they know.
Yeah, and pretty soon, gucci,I'm gonna start making calls now
.
I'm gonna start getting calls.
I already know what to do nowand I have I don't have to put
my real number.
I think I gotta put like aburner or something like that,
so I could just put them like alittle cold and they could call
me in, but without my phone,without giving out my phone
(25:56):
number.
Thee Gooch (25:57):
Well, how would that work?
Would it go through yoursoundboard and then to the air?
joe (26:02):
Yeah Well, technically not on the soundboard or that tool.
I have that option.
It's a new feature that theyput out in here, but I'm going
to save that because it gives mefree hours.
Oh, it's like the, the podcast,you know.
They give you hours when youvoice them.
They give you like five hoursfor free and then it, um it what
is it how you call it?
it rotates right every monthonce that month finds, and then
(26:26):
you get the new five hours againwell it's like that, but on the
phone, when they give us a call, I could put like a, like a
code, and it's like a callforwarding system right, right
right so it's like a forwardsystem.
It just they're gonna call me,it's gonna forward to my phone
without using my phone number.
Okay, so, pretty soon, and thisis probably coming like in two
(26:49):
months, maybe, because I gottafigure it out first right, so
pretty soon I'm gonna make thecallers have it call in, but
this is gonna be when we go live, right, okay?
Thee Gooch (27:00):
When we go live.
Clip (27:01):
So we're thinking Going live next week?
joe (27:03):
Yeah, that's what I wanna do.
Thee Gooch (27:05):
That'd be cool If somebody from Germany Called us,
you know, or Africa, you know.
joe (27:10):
You never know, you never know.
But we need a, we need atranslator.
Thee Gooch (27:15):
Well, there's a lot of them out there that speak
English.
Oh yeah, yeah, true.
Or someone from Central America.
Get my home, puta yeah that'strue, Get my home puta.
A la puta bro, Get my home puta, Nos jodamos.
Oh sí, Sí, A la puta bro, a laputa, a la puta, a la puta.
(27:42):
Yeah, that'd be fun, dude,that'd be fun A way to kickstart
season three.
You know the episodes comingforward.
Yes, right, that was a fuckingcrow, wasn't it?
Yeah, you remember that shit.
joe (27:58):
Yeah, I remember that shit , it's a Spanish episode.
Yeah well, we're in Wotata.
I remember it was in aCalifornian hotel, I remember,
yeah, and it was like a crow, itwas like a puppet, right.
Thee Gooch (28:09):
Yeah, all of a sudden Kaka Nene.
joe (28:12):
Kaka Nene yeah.
Thee Gooch (28:15):
Kaka Nene.
From there on, we were known asKaka Nenes.
joe (28:22):
Yeah, that's true.
So, gooch, yes, tell me aboutyourself, gooch.
Thee Gooch (28:31):
Let me see here How's your work doing.
For the moment, bro, I'm justfocusing on work.
joe (28:37):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (28:38):
You know, I just work, work, work, work, work.
Man, like I get a big job, Ijust want to work it until it's
done, relax and then go on tothe next one.
Jeez, you know.
But I'll tell you though, themore money you make, the more
you spend.
Dude, yeah, no shit.
The more you have, the moremoney you make, the more you
spend.
Dude, yeah, no shit.
The more you have, the more itflies out the window, dude,
(28:58):
quite literally, you know, it'slike holy shit man.
joe (29:02):
It's like you have a lot of soda right or a lot of water.
The more water you have, themore you drink.
Huh, yeah, no shit, yeah, it'sjust crazy dude.
Money doesn't last very long,fuck no.
And then the way the prices are.
Oh, speaking of which, too, Iwas gonna buy me.
I went to the market yesterday,right you?
(29:22):
know, I only had like, let's see, maybe like my last hundred
dollars for the for my creditcard, right, cause that was my
only thing.
The rest I'm saving.
I go fucking shit, you seriousfucking oh coffee I was gonna go
buy.
I go fucking shit, are youserious?
Oh coffee.
I was going to go buy somecoffee, right, because I ran out
and I usually buy the McCafecoffee right and back then, dude
(29:45):
, I shit you not Gooch.
That shit was like fucking 10,no, 10.99 at the time, I think
it was probably like two yearsago or some shit like that.
Right, you know how much thatshit costs now.
Fucking 1999, dude, holy shit.
Two years ago I mean two yearsago was like $9.99.
Last year was like fucking $14,something, what's the name of
(30:09):
that coffee.
Mac Cafe.
It's the McDonald's Cafe, oh.
Thee Gooch (30:13):
McDonald's Cafe.
Yeah, mcdonald's Coffee,because I McDonald's cafe yeah.
Mcdonald's coffee, because I'mnot a really big coffee drinker.
Right, I'll drink it every oncein a while, dude, but like I
got to have it kind of attitude,I'm not that person.
You know, I don't drink coffeevery much.
Right, I'm going to have tocheck that out here in this
local Because, you know, theprices may vary state to state,
(30:35):
especially from blue state tored state, so I should go check
to see how much that shit costshere.
joe (30:40):
Yeah, make a.
Thee Gooch (30:42):
Compare it yeah, compare it yeah yeah, and it's
just regular Mac coffee.
Yeah, mac cafe coffee.
Does it come in a?
joe (30:50):
bag.
No, it's a little tin can, likea little tin can.
I had to buy the bag one and itonly cost like $8.99 just for a
bag like that and same poundsyou know, and it's just because
it came with a bag.
I guess I don't know what thefuck.
Thee Gooch (31:09):
And honestly, dude, I've had the same container of
coffee probably almost a yearnow.
No shit, and it's decaf.
So no, no, no.
joe (31:26):
I'll be fucking falling asleep.
Yeah, I'm not much of a coffeedrinker, I gotta have caffeine
in my coffee and shit.
Really yeah, that's crazy.
Thee Gooch (31:36):
Well, especially when I go to a 45 minute drive
to work, you know fuck, I gottafucking stay awake, you know?
joe (31:41):
Yeah, so people live after that, yeah Well.
So, yeah, it's $19.99 for mycafe.
Thee Gooch (31:47):
I'm gonna have to go check it out.
It's a small bag, right?
joe (31:50):
Yeah, no well, it's a tin can.
Thee Gooch (31:52):
It's a tin can.
joe (31:53):
It's like a little can like this.
I don't know if you want me tobring it right now.
Thee Gooch (31:56):
Yeah, yeah, let me see it please, cause I have to
go Check it out.
I gotta go buy chonis for mykids For back to school.
I forgot.
But yeah, we'll compare theprice and check it out, cause
it's kinda crazy.
It's also California.
joe (32:14):
Yeah, yeah, so this is what I buy.
Oh, okay, okay, this one,$19.99.
I mean $19.99, $19.99, now,okay, and I used to buy it for
like $10, plus tax, you know,but I always buy the breakfast
(32:36):
blend.
This coffee is pretty good ifyou like McDonald's coffee,
because dad liked are on there,plus tax, you know, but I always
buy the breakfast blend.
This coffee is pretty good Ifyou like McDonald's coffee,
because Dad liked the McDonald'scoffee too, and it tastes
exactly like McDonald's, yeah,yeah.
Just kidding.
And then I had to buy this bag.
It came to this.
Thee Gooch (32:53):
How much is that little?
joe (32:53):
shit.
This one's like eight bucksdude Plus tax.
And the funny, what intriguesme too, because this was like
one pound and this one's likearound 340 grams, 12 ounce.
Okay, there's another bag.
It's the same pound as this,but cheaper.
I put it like this I pour it inand it still feels like it was
(33:18):
brand new.
Oh shit.
Thee Gooch (33:21):
I'll tell you right now, bro, I could almost
guarantee it's not going to bethat much here.
joe (33:27):
I'm pretty sure it is because we're living in a blue
state.
That's why we're fucking placeslike a.
Thee Gooch (33:35):
What amazes me is that everybody blames Trump
because of California's cost.
You know, living like a circusin here in California.
joe (33:41):
You know, yeah, they want to blame everything on Trump.
You know, yeah and yeah.
So and then you know when IBecause, like I have a 45-minute
drive right I have to fuckingdrink like a cup of coffee
before I hit the road becauseI'm always falling asleep and
these motherfuckers that drivefast on the freeway like 100
(34:02):
miles per hour, maybe more thanthat, 120 miles per hour driving
fast you know, no shit you notdo.
This is where I go every day.
This is where I, this is whereI deal with every day.
You know, Driving fast, I'mdriving like 70.
And these motherfuckers make medrive like if I was an old man.
Thee Gooch (34:23):
Like if I was an old man.
joe (34:24):
Imagine that You're driving 70.
To them that's slow and they'rebehind you and they tailgating
you Like fuck man, I'm fuckingdriving fast.
How fast do you want me todrive, you know?
Thee Gooch (34:37):
what I'm saying.
It's like right here where I'mat dude, A small town, A small
fucking town, Like I swear.
If you need to get something,it's literally going to take you
only anywhere between four tofive minutes.
joe (34:50):
So if you're in a hurry that.
Thee Gooch (34:51):
Yeah, yeah, and people want to be in a hurry out
here.
They crash because they're in ahurry, yeah, yeah.
It's like Jesus Christ.
joe (34:59):
They're impatient dude, like they're never going to get
there.
Thee Gooch (35:02):
You know that shit, that shit, fucking.
It triggers me, dude, because Ihad one dude.
I was taking the boys to schoolone morning and there's kids
everywhere, dude.
There's kids in the cars,there's kids in the cars,
there's kids walking, you knowright, and I got this one
fucking asshole tailgating meand I slammed on my brakes and
then I pull into the gas stationand he pulls into the gas
station as I do.
(35:23):
Why don't you slow the fuckdown?
Like what the fuck is yourhurry?
joe (35:27):
he ignores me he ignores me.
Thee Gooch (35:29):
Oh, there's no shit.
I said fuck dude, at speedlimit it's 30 miles per hour.
If you're late, eat earlier noshit yeah you know it's just.
Yeah, you're the dumb one forbeing late.
I'm in no hurry bro when I'mdriving right here in this, yeah
, I'll take your time.
I'm in no hurry yeah I'm in thespeed limit, I don't care, I'll
even go 10 miles under thespeed limit, I don't know, I'm
(35:52):
in no hurry to get to fuckingpay bills.
Yeah, exactly, no, if I want togo to the market.
I'll walk.
joe (36:00):
Yeah, that's true.
But it's just stupid dude.
It is dude.
It's like fuck.
I mean dude.
I'm like driving 70.
Maybe I mean it's supposed tobe 65 speed limit, right, at
least I'm driving like fivemiles, five more miles extra.
I mean five miles per hourextra.
You know I'm driving 70.
Maybe 75 here and there, butthese motherfuckers go boom, you
(36:25):
know flying.
Just imagine 120 miles per hourdriving on a freeway and it's
empty, you know.
Thee Gooch (36:35):
And where's the highway?
joe (36:37):
where's the highway patrol ?
You know what they're doing.
They're babysitting.
Caltrans.
That's all they're good at.
You know, Nice shit.
Thee Gooch (36:50):
And you just sent me a clip about something like
that.
Right, yeah, actually it was apreventable accident.
It's mind-blowing because theguy that it's about the
semi-truck turning on thatmaking a U-turn on that turnpike
, which is super illegal, yeah.
joe (37:07):
Which is common sense right, yeah.
Thee Gooch (37:09):
And then he's making a U-turn right in the middle of
the highway, going from theright lane into the left lane,
into the center divider.
Just to make a U-turn and Iguess he didn't see the van or
supposedly, allegedly he didn'tsee the van and the van crashes
right into the side of thetrailer, killing three, two of
(37:30):
them instantly and one died atthe hospital.
joe (37:33):
That's fucking crazy, I know.
I saw the clip and I was likefuck, that's like traumatizing.
And when I was looking at theclip the guy was just standing
looking at the camera guy yeah.
Thee Gooch (37:42):
No remorse nothing like that.
I have my theories on that.
It's like I think, because youknow, if you and I got into a
situation like that, I'm goingto be situation.
I thought I'm gonna be, I'mgonna be fucking freaking out.
Yeah, oh, my god, I just, youknow, caused a wreck, oh my god,
you know this motherfucker thatwas driving.
He had zero, zero reaction.
(38:04):
His face tells you a lot, andto me what it told me.
I think they paid thatmotherfucker to do some jihadi
shit.
You know, right, right, I don'tknow.
joe (38:16):
Yeah, because the way I saw it, it didn't look normal.
No, not at all dude?
Not at all it didn't, but itlooked like he was waiting for
more huh, like more people, morecars to show up or something
like that.
Thee Gooch (38:29):
like yeah, dude, like how do you not see that van
coming though?
You know, yeah, know, yeah, butthe no remorse Dude, that shit.
That's the first thing Ifucking noticed and I think,
along with millions other.
joe (38:43):
And I was reading Go ahead , no, you go ahead, no, you go
ahead.
I was reading the comments andthey were saying well, in his,
probably in his country, hereally sees he's already immune
to all that.
He saw all that already.
Yeah right, he's probably seenall the people getting killed
and all that stuff.
There's no reaction to doingthat and he really has no face
(39:05):
on it.
You know what I'm saying?
That's one of the comments Iread.
Thee Gooch (39:08):
Which is probably true, because the guy and here
we go again with California,with that Gavin Newsom bullshit,
he was an illegal alien.
Clip (39:18):
Right.
Thee Gooch (39:19):
Okay, no papers.
But because he's coming fromCalifornia, they authorized him
to carry a CDL license.
Oh no shit and training,obviously, and the fucking
company that hired him knew thathe was illegal Jeez.
So now he's facing threecharges of vehicular
(39:40):
manslaughter, right, and thenhe's under ICE custody and a lot
of people are saying, oh, he'sgoing to get deported.
Yeah, he's going to getdeported.
But we got to be clear he'sgoing to serve his sentence for
killing those people here in theUnited States and putting his
ass out to wherever the fuck hecame from.
Shit.
joe (39:59):
But what do you think is better Having him sentenced here
or deporting him back?
Thee Gooch (40:04):
They're going to sentence him here and he'll do
his time here in the UnitedStates and then, when his time
is up like say 20 years from nowor whatever, whatever they give
him after that, they'll shiphis ass back to uh, where he's
from.
joe (40:18):
Well, I got the clip everybody.
Here we go.
Here we go the clip everybody.
Thee Gooch (40:22):
Look at his face dude.
Yeah, no, I know.
joe (40:25):
I just saw that shit Like it didn't affect him or anything
.
Thee Gooch (40:40):
Play the Jeopardy theme song.
I know I have to find that shit.
All right, so dude just fuckingemotionalist dude.
joe (41:21):
Yeah, Like he's done that already, you know.
Yeah, but in his part of town,you know.
Thee Gooch (41:29):
I think the family should sue him.
California, the schoolinstructor institute that got
him that license.
Yeah, instructors, theDepartment of Motor Vehicles in
California and whichever statehe's from, I'm sure institute
that got him that license.
Yeah, instructors, thedepartment of motor vehicles in
california and whichever statehe's from, I'm sure they're
going to consider themselvessanctuary city and that whether
if they came from la, I don'tknow who knows.
(41:50):
No, but sue them to every, sueeverybody involved that had this
motherfucker driving in theunited states illegally.
Meanwhile he had, he had,certification to drive a big rig
like that.
joe (42:01):
So you're telling me that this guy didn't have no driver
license.
Well, he did, he did have a CDL.
Thee Gooch (42:06):
He did have a CDL through California, through
California.
California does it becausethey're a sanctuary state, right
yeah, for illegals.
All the illegals are goingthere, and that's you know.
They should sue California thefamily members that died.
joe (42:21):
Yeah, that's kind of like fucking terrible.
The whole van just went through, right yeah.
Thee Gooch (42:27):
They fucking.
Two of them died instantly.
The only one died in thehospital.
They didn't release their namesyet.
Yeah, when did this took place?
I believe it was Friday.
Friday, friday, what was Friday?
Friday, the 15th Jeez Of August2025, jeez, and I saw it, dude,
in the social media, but I sawhim wearing, you know, muslim.
(42:48):
And I'm tired, dude.
I'm tired of talking, listeningabout politics.
Yeah, I'm even tired oflistening About Trump.
I'm tired of listening Becauseit's, it's a whole clusterfuck,
right.
Yeah, and then I saw thisfucking idiot driving a
semi-truck.
I seen the van crash into it.
I just moved along, you knowuntil.
I think it was about yesterday,I was like I got more into it,
more into it.
(43:09):
Yeah, that's fucking crazy,that's fucked up.
And then that's when the wordgets out that, oh, he was an
illegal from CaliforniaSanctuary City.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He didn't even supposed to behere.
He's been illegal since 2018.
He's been in this country since2018 oh shit damn is everybody
(43:31):
done?
yeah, that's right.
So I mean, even on social media, all I watch is about birds and
, you know, like America'sfunniest videos.
That's the only thing I watchanymore these days.
The politics I'm tired of it,dude.
joe (43:43):
Yeah, you just waste your energy On that shit, yeah.
Thee Gooch (43:46):
And it's exhausting dude.
joe (43:48):
Yeah.
It is, but.
But I don't mean, that'sfucking, that's sad because he
shows no emotion.
You know, yeah, and thesemotherfuckers that Don't think
about the consequences.
That's what fucking intriguesme, dude.
You know, especially when I godriving, like going to work,
(44:08):
early in the morning, 3 o'clock,I'm in the freeway.
These motherfuckers like noconsequences, dude, just driving
fast.
Thee Gooch (44:18):
Yeah, this guy, the driver, the truck driver, he's
under custody right now, he's injail right now, jeez, and they
didn't release the names of thevictims, of the people that died
.
Uh-huh, and they released hisname, but I, you couldn't
fucking, I couldn't fucking readit.
joe (44:45):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,abib, no, abib, no, abib Abib.
Thee Gooch (44:57):
You would think it'd be an easy name like that, but
it's not.
Yeah, I know, I'm just tryingto be stupid I wouldn't, even
come close.
Clip (45:07):
We're waiting for you.
Thee Gooch (45:09):
Pump bitch, you pump bitch, do you have it?
joe (45:17):
Yes, if you want to go, then you go to hell and go down.
Why are you getting flag man?
Are you crazy?
You're fucking, you're fuckingyou bloody you, bloody you,
bloody Bastard.
Bitch you.
Bloody you, bloody, bloody.
Fuck you bloody Fucking mother.
Bloody fuck, bitch.
Bitch you Fucking bloodybastard.
That's how it goes.
(45:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no remorse.
No, all about killing Fuckingassholes.
Bloody you, bloody.
This you know.
Thee Gooch (45:49):
Going back to Howard Stern, okay, on Sirius XM, you
know, like I said, I stilllisten to him.
Anyways, he's going to make anannouncement in September I
think it's September 12th or14th.
He's going to make thatannouncement whether or not he's
going to retire or continue.
People can't forget, howardStern has always done this with
(46:10):
XM.
He's always done it Every timehis five years was up, he'd make
an announcement whether or nothe's going to continue or retire
.
So this is nothing.
But this time I believe he'sgoing to continue or retire.
So this is nothing, but thistime I believe he's going to
retire so you believe he's goingto retire yeah, I do believe
he's going to shut the rumorsdown that they're forcing him to
(46:30):
retire or that series doesn'twant to continue their contract.
Like it's a rumor, I think he'sgoing to put that to rest.
I think he's going to retirebecause, like I said, too, they
have to fulfill their contractand Robin's been sick I believe
she still has cancer or isgetting over it so she's not
doing too well health-wise.
(46:51):
I'm sure she can use the timeoff right.
Right right, and Fred, I'm surehe's getting ready.
He wants to retire too.
I mean, I think as a team,they'll come together and say,
yeah, let's just fucking throwin the towel.
Yeah, yeah, I think they'reready to retire.
joe (47:09):
I just want to let everybody know if it wasn't for
Howard Stern, all these verballanguages like penis, vagina and
all that fucking shit, itwouldn't have been on the air
because of Howard Stern.
Thee Gooch (47:23):
Verbally, there wouldn't be any Opie and Anthony
fucking people like you knowthere's a lot of people out
there Rush Limbaugh.
joe (47:31):
And you know, all these radio disc jockeys and
podcasters like us are lookingup to Howard Stern.
I know I do, I do, I look up toHoward Stern.
You know, I know, I do, I, I do, I look up to our stern.
This is what, this is what Iwanted to do because of him.
You know, yeah, and who, who,who doesn't, and they're acting
like like they, they don't.
That's what.
That's what intrigues me too.
(47:52):
These people think like, oh,you know how are starting to do
this and this, and that you knowyou looked up to him.
You know, every radio just thisjockey looked up to him, like
Rick Dees and all them, they'retrying to be like him and all
that stuff, you know.
Thee Gooch (48:10):
I remember in the 90s dude, like for real, when
Howard Stern was huge.
Howard Stern was huge and Markand Brian number.
And I remember when I used tolisten to Rick Dees, every once
in a while he was real softspoken and brian number.
And I remember when I used tolisten to rick d's, every once
in a while he was realsoft-spoken and you know he was
very conservative, if you willmindful.
But at some point in his careerhe started being tried to be
(48:31):
raunchy.
Yeah, you know, he tried to beraunchy, like you know, be rude
or whatever.
It didn't work for him and theyfucking fired his ass, yeah,
and along with mark and brian,the, and along with Mark and
Brian, the same thing with Markand Brian.
There were loud mouths, forsure, but then they started
getting a little raunchy.
Then that's when they let himgo.
Yeah, their career was overafter that Because the only one
(48:52):
that could get away with it.
Honestly, was just Howard Stern.
joe (48:54):
Yeah, because that's how he started Because he's an
innovator.
Thee Gooch (48:57):
Yeah, the GOAT, you know.
joe (49:00):
Yeah, I'm with that shit I agree, but you know I'll
fucking laugh.
I will laugh and howard sternwill continue.
Well, I'm still continuing.
Um, they give me a highercontract, uh, the higher pay to
stay with serious xfm and allthat stuff.
I'll fucking laugh, dude, youknow, yeah, laugh dude.
Thee Gooch (49:20):
We'll see.
I don't know, dude, I thinkhe's ready to retire.
You can hear it, dude, when youlisten to the show on XM.
You can hear them.
Sometimes they have long pauses.
They've done everything.
Clip (49:37):
What else are they going?
Thee Gooch (49:37):
to talk about.
There's not much.
I'm looking at what they'regoing to do continue to bash
Donald Trump.
There's more to that.
I don't think he wants to makeit about Donald Trump, since
they can't stand him, especiallywhen he has guests.
I usually switch off when youhave guests.
I don't know who the guests are.
I have two choices how?
joe (49:57):
do you call it?
Thee Gooch (49:57):
I don't know who the guests are.
joe (49:58):
Yeah, whatever you know I Well, I'll have two choices.
Thee Gooch (50:03):
One.
joe (50:03):
How do you call it?
I got two theories.
He might retire.
He might Say he was gonnaretire At number two.
He's gonna Still stick to Aserious F-Ram.
And I know you're sticking Withyour shit.
Thee Gooch (50:19):
If he sticks around, I think he'll do Either like he
won he sticks around, I thinkhe'll do either Like he won't do
five years.
I think he'll maybe do two, twoyears, two more years and then
call it good.
But I think my belief is rightnow that I believe he's going to
retire.
joe (50:35):
I believe if he retires, I think Sirius XM is going to
drop even more.
Now, oh yeah, you know Well,because Howard Stern is the one
that put up Sirius XM off themap dude, because back then no
one didn't know Sirius XFM atthe time.
Actually, it was Sirius FM atthe first time.
(50:57):
It was yeah Then that's whenXFM got together and merged to
Sirius.
Thee Gooch (51:03):
It was Sirius Satellite Radio.
joe (51:05):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (51:06):
And then there was XM Satellite.
Radio, and then they merged,becoming Sirius XM Radio.
Yeah, yeah, and I think and Ibelieve back in the day before
Howard Stern got on, you know XM, back in the day, people just
got satellite the.
You know XM, back in the daypeople just got satellite radio
just because it was trendy.
It was nothing you know.
Oh, I must have you know.
(51:27):
Yeah, it was just trendy.
joe (51:30):
Yeah, I will act to.
To be honest, I wanted to haveXF.
Uh, serious, serious to hearHoward Stern, but I'm a huge fan
of Howard Stern, but thepayments to be a subscriber was
kind of difficult for me.
Thee Gooch (51:50):
They sent me an email.
Like I said, they sent me anemail because I had canceled it
a couple months ago a couplemonths back Because, yeah, the
payments can be ridiculous.
But they offered me $4 a monthFor one year and I was like fuck
, I ain't gonna turn that shitdown.
So I did it $1 a week For ayear.
(52:12):
Fuck, I'll do that, and I likelistening to the 60s, the 50s,
it's not just Howard.
joe (52:20):
And Elvis.
They got the Elvis channel too.
Thee Gooch (52:25):
Elvis channel and Howard Stern, of course, oh, and
oh my God, what's his name?
joe (52:32):
Jeff Lewis.
Thee Gooch (52:34):
Jeff Lewis, jeff Lewis, I love Jeff Lewis, damn,
I mean, he's no shame, he's gay,right?
I remember Jeff.
joe (52:44):
Lewis, damn, I mean he's no shame, he's gay, right.
Thee Gooch (52:51):
I remember watching his show on I think it was a
cable channel where theyrenovated, remodeled homes.
He's very grumpy but very funnyat the same time.
He's a cool dude I likelistening to him.
He's on cool dude, I likelistening to him.
joe (53:03):
He's on Sirius, I gotta get a SiriusXM dude.
You want me to send you myphone?
Yeah, why not?
Thee Gooch (53:11):
Nice, the deal that I'm on, the deal that I'm on, I
can't put it on my car.
Oh no shit, I mean you can, butyou have to pay car.
Oh, no shit, I mean you can,but you have to pay extra.
joe (53:22):
Oh, no shit, I thought it just goes automatically.
Thee Gooch (53:25):
No, it's strictly on my phone.
I can only have it on my phone,and the only time I listen to
Howard Stern is when I'm home.
Or rather, XM Radio is when I'mhome with the Wi-Fi, because
it'll use up your data right.
Yeah yeah, I'm in the shower orI'm going poo or just cleaning
the house or whatever.
Put it on Sirius XM and enjoythe rest of the day, dude
(53:46):
because I was thinking gettingSirius XFM.
joe (53:50):
But now that Howard Stern might retire, what's the point?
Thee Gooch (53:56):
I think that what's going to happen, too is I heard
that SiriusXM wants to buyHoward Stern's catalogs, the
whole show, all the shows, okay,and just rerun them.
joe (54:08):
Rerun it, mm-hmm.
But I heard that Howard Sternwants his old Channel 9 audios
tapes and all that stuff.
Oh really, they refused it.
I don't know who owns them, butthat's what I read.
Thee Gooch (54:26):
He's been fighting for a long time.
He's fun to listen to man.
Even listening to him aftermore than 30 years, he's still
funny, he's still funny.
joe (54:36):
And even to this day, people don't like him.
They didn't like him back thenand they don't like him now.
So what's the fuckingdifference?
Thee Gooch (54:41):
Yeah, so yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, he's always had haters.
joe (54:48):
It's just that this time of age now, it's even worse than
back then, oh yeah, everybody'smore sensitive these days, yeah
, everybody has a fucking tamponon their fucking butt.
You know, butthole, yeah, yeah,you know what I'm saying.
Lucky tampon man, everybody'sall acting like they have a
(55:09):
period now these days.
You know, jeez, but, but Idon't know, man, I wish the best
for Howard Stern.
That's who I wanted to be, butI never became that.
I always wanted to be likeElvis.
You know that, yeah.
Thee Gooch (55:30):
I remember that, and then I couldn't be Elvis.
joe (55:33):
I was going to make a band , a rock band.
I remember trying to form aband.
We couldn't find a band to blah, blah, blah and shit like that.
And now I want to be HowardStern.
Not even that.
Thee Gooch (55:47):
Our time will come, At least your time will come.
And if we die before our timecomes, at least we gave it hell
right.
joe (55:57):
Give it a shot.
At least we tried.
Right, that's what you call wedie trying.
Yeah, Die trying, Boy.
What a loser you are.
Anything else, Gooch.
Thee Gooch (56:17):
You know, there was a fun fact.
I forgot to write down that Ididn't know, but I forgot about
it.
You forgot about it.
Yeah, I forgot.
What the fuck?
No shit.
joe (56:31):
I think next week, well, maybe in two weeks, I want to
show you a videotape on my job.
I don't want to mention my jobbecause I don't want to give
them the whole fucking.
Thee Gooch (56:44):
Yeah, and you gotta worry about.
You have to also think aboutdefamation.
Clip (56:48):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (56:49):
I mean.
Clip (56:49):
Of character.
joe (56:50):
Yeah, I mean.
Thee Gooch (56:52):
I want to see, I want to.
You can get sued for that.
joe (56:56):
Yeah, that's why that's one of the things too.
I don't want to mention my workand the name, Tamien, because I
don't want to give him theprops and all that shit you know
.
But yeah, I was thinking aboutthat Because I videotaped it,
dude, because I was stressingout.
Oh, really, I was stressing outand I go, fuck man, why.
I mean, it's like now my mind'son the podcast.
(57:18):
You know, like now my mind's onthe podcast, you know, I was
telling La Doña and Chico Chex,like I was telling Sexy Pants
too, like you know what SexyPants, doña and Chico Chex, I go
, you know what my mind.
I was telling the Gooch, likemy mind now it's focusing the
podcast, you know.
Clip (57:37):
Right.
joe (57:38):
And I, like you, know what it's like.
I'm focusing on this now, dude,I'm not focusing on my job
anymore.
I'm like giving up with thatshit already.
I don't want to fucking workhard anymore.
We have a business now.
We could do this.
I know.
I have faith that we could doit.
You know, I mean, we could doit.
(57:59):
It I just like I just don't.
I'm 52 years old.
I'm not gonna be doing thatshit All my life, you know Shit.
Thee Gooch (58:08):
Just don't.
Just don't think that you know,because I know you thought I
was mad when we were texting.
joe (58:12):
No.
Thee Gooch (58:13):
Just don't think I'm I'm getting mad or I'm getting
you know Like fucking Pissed off, getting you know like fucking
pissed off, or no, dude, it'sjust like you know.
I want to show this.
Because I want to show thissucceed too.
Yeah, because I'm volunteeringmy time.
We've done it for three yearsnow and you know, I don't want
this, I don't want the show todisappear.
But if you know I'm coming atyou, like, and if you think I'm
coming at you sideways, I'm not,no, I just want you to put it,
(58:36):
be on the right track.
Yeah, like, make a promo, putit on the regular podcast the
way we used to, right, you know?
because we're getting listeners,yeah, okay, but now, right now,
they don't know we're undersubscription you know what I'm
saying and yeah, we've talkedabout it for two years, but now
they're probably wondering thelast two weeks where these guys
(58:58):
at, you know, make a promo, putit on YouTube, put it on the
regular podcast, apple podcast,amazon, you know, spotify,
wherever they listen to podcastsjust make a one minute video.
Hey folks, you know we're undersubscription now.
Go here If y'all want to listenand shit you know yeah.
Or you know, yeah, or you know,say the website, and then say or
(59:20):
you can go to google, punch inthe talkers podcast, spell it
out.
For because you got to remembertoo, our audience may be smart
or maybe not so bright, you know, no offense you know just do it
like that.
You know, just give it a shot.
I want the show to succeed.
You know more than anyone,because if we're right now we're
doing a show and nobody'slistening to us, right?
(59:42):
You know, yeah, and that's likewhen I was yeah, it's like when
I was retrieving your text.
joe (59:49):
I go man.
I think the Gooch is butt pics.
I go damn no no, we're notlosing no listeners.
We're still losing no listeners.
We're still there.
We have the listeners.
We're getting the downloadsstill.
It's just that they got to.
Google is your tool.
(01:00:11):
You got to remember that.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
It is.
Thee Gooch (01:00:16):
But, like I said, a lot of people out there aren't
right, you know, because, oh,you know, they want to know
something on social media.
Instead of asking why don't youjust jump on Google?
Yeah, yeah, you know, peopledon't do that.
joe (01:00:29):
Yeah, that's true.
But that's a good thing, gucci.
I mean, that's a good thingYou're giving me some feedback,
because I got to you know.
That's good that you're lettingme know about it.
Thee Gooch (01:00:39):
I'm not being an asshole or trying to be rude
because it's coming off orwhatever, but it's like just try
to do that.
If you put your chonies on myface, I'll fucking put it like
that you know you can go a stepfurther and use my chonies as a
fucking COVID mask, Like a covermask there you go COVID mask.
joe (01:00:56):
Covid mask With your autograph signature on it.
Thee Gooch (01:01:03):
Wednesday on my fucking elastic band.
joe (01:01:06):
Well, like I said again you said four months, yeah, well
, I'll just do 30 days 90 days,30 days, let's do 90 days.
Thee Gooch (01:01:14):
Yeah, we'll try for 90 days and if we're not getting
any listeners or subscribersthe way we anticipated?
Clip (01:01:19):
yeah, let's just try it way we anticipated, but yeah,
yeah, just as a.
joe (01:01:23):
Well, we will, we'll think about it.
We'll just think of a plan foryour your, would you?
What are your thoughts about it?
Then we'll, we'll see what wethink you know?
Thee Gooch (01:01:34):
Yeah, just don't forget to do that promo?
joe (01:01:35):
Yeah, I'll do the promo.
I yeah, I'll do the promo.
Thee Gooch (01:01:41):
I'll probably do it tomorrow, okay, or today.
I'll probably do it today.
Just let me know when you do iton YouTube or whatever, so I
can put it on my social media.
joe (01:01:47):
Okay.
Thee Gooch (01:01:47):
You know what I mean .
Sounds like a plan so I cancheck it out, because I go to
the podcast and I listen topodcasts and we're not on there.
Yeah, I mean, we're on theretwo seasons, but not the recent
one it should be there.
joe (01:02:01):
I don't know why, because they never done that that's.
Thee Gooch (01:02:05):
That's how I thought it was gonna work no, before it
used to put.
joe (01:02:08):
It used to put you on the Amazon and all that stuff and
you had to subscribe to it rightnow.
Thee Gooch (01:02:13):
It doesn't do it, you know, doesn't do it at all,
dude yeah, so.
joe (01:02:16):
So it's like you have to go to the link now.
So yeah, but yeah, I'll do thattoday or tomorrow and uh, yeah
let me know.
Thee Gooch (01:02:25):
Let me know when you do it, so I can uh post it,
yeah I'll do, I'll post it, andum see how it goes.
Are we done?
Dude, because I gotta go dukeokay, we're done.
joe (01:02:39):
Dookie, dookie, nice, but I just want to say that
Everybody, do not drink anddrive.
And, like I said again, guys,do not drink and drive.
And if you guys want tosubscribe to our season three,
(01:03:00):
episode one and two this isepisode two, season three and if
you guys want to subscribe toour show for three dollars a
month, it will give you a freeminiature gift One time
miniature gift and also youcould also cancel anytime.
(01:03:23):
Everybody.
Any final words for you, gooch?
Please don't drink and drive.
Thee Gooch (01:03:31):
Please don't drink and drive, it's not right be
mindful to others all right,everybody.
joe (01:03:39):
This is it everybody.
This is the Talkers Podcast onScripted.
I am the host and the Gooch isthe host of the show.
The Talkers Podcast on ScriptedBye, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, hey now, hey, now, nice,
(01:04:30):
nice, hey, now.
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