Things Joe Hates
Things Joe Hates is a short (about 20 minutes) weekly podcast about things I hate. Most people hate these things too, but I‘m talking about it on a podcast to make the world a better place.
Episodes
Here is an episode about something Joe loves but Lisa absolutely HATES, Cicadas. Brood X Cicadas are out in full force at our house and Lisa is really wigged out by them. Good thing this only happens once every 17 years. We have a couple of good cicada stories and if you listen all the way to the end you can hear what they sound like. The recording doesn't really do these bugs justice I have measured their sound at about 70 dB ...
Here is a bunch of things that Joe hates about sayings and malapropisms. You know normally, I listen to these episodes before I upload them. But not this time. And that bit me in the but. I already fixed one blooper where I cussed. It's a good episode as I recall. Please enjoy.
Wow 28 grab bag episodes. Joe hates a bunch of random things and Jake loves the non sequitur nature of these episode. This week Joe talks about being asked, "Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?" You know I actually did take a survey of Joes in college. It was a small sample size but I found that 4 out of 5 guys named Joe do, in fact, hate being asked, "Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?" So it's not just me. ...
This week Joe, Lisa, and Jake talk about their trip to Texas. There are tons of things that Joe hates about traveling but traveling during a pandemic provides many more opportunities to hate. We also talk about the great parts of this trip like a wedding (congratulations Rachael and Jamison), a visit to Harry's of San Saba (https://harrysboots.com/) and more. Do you like the picture for the episode. We talk about this in the ep...
This week, Joe lets everyone know why he hates working from home. It's the constant interruptions from the dogs or being asked to kill a spider. It's a good episode. Hey, did you notice that there was no episode 144? Well, we did record one but it needs a little more work. It will be out later but I think I'm going to keep the episode numbered 144 then just release it as "the lost 144th episode." Anyway, one person did reach ...
Joe has grown to hate winter and this year he has had enough. The rage from this recording was so fierce that Old Man Winter packed up and left. You're welcome, listeners. Yes, that's how I'm spinning the untimely release of this episode. It's technically still winter so, shut up. It will be winter until the vernal equinox. There's a fifty cent word for you to use on March 20th, vernal equinox. Oh, by the way, I'm sure you ...
Here is a small sampling of the things Joe hates about being himself. One of those things is writing these descriptions for the episodes. Remember last episode when I said I would be surprised if anyone read these? Well, I have had no feed back on my previous episode description. Thus, I have decided that I am going to keep doing these non-sequitur descriptions for the time being. Maybe I will do some coded messages or somethi...
It's an episode with a guest again. Joe and Lisa's friend Kirk joins us this week to talk about kitchens. It's a good episode. You know, I put a lot of thought into these episode descriptions and I don't think that anyone reads them. Are you reading this? Let me know if you do. I'm not going to make mention of it. I just want to see if I'm wasting my time. Well, maybe I will mention it later if no one says anything or if I ...
It's our COVID-19 Episode. Yea, we tried to not do one of these episodes but Joe finally cracked. He's had enough. Naturally we start this episode off with Joe's hate for Ford Motor Company and their design and packaging decisions (It's fresh in his mind so he had to talk about it). Then it's on to the COVID-19 hate. Joe hates that he hasn't been to the gym in about a year, not seeing people, and the slow rate of vaccine rollo...
We are back with our first episode of 2021 and we have a guest. Joe's college buddy Andy joins us on the show this week. Joe hate a random assortment of things including the way Andy pronounces "nuclear," and painting. Plus there is a ton of listener hate.
2020 was tough. Mistakes were made. Here they are.
On the 13th day of Christmas
Joe did finally
Drop the Christmas Special
Regretting the lateness
It's pretty good
You should give a listen
Ok enough of that, it's late but it's here.
Part 9. Can you believe it? Joe and Lisa talk about a "quick stop" at the yarn shop. Then it's on to how it seems everyone has forgotten how to drive, large trucks, and people that NEED to park next to you. All this and a bunch of listener hate too.
This week we continue with the topic of writing. Joe has a bunch of clichés and tropes that he hates including his distain for the weak writing practices of "endangering the bah-bee" and "killing the parents" to engage the audience. Joe also hates Deus ex Machina, romcoms, and more.
Joe discusses some of his least favorite authors in this episode. Joe hates the works of John Steinbeck, the style of George R.R. Martin, and the Horror of Stephen King. Joe goes on to add his distaste for long drawn out stories in fantasy books. All this and a ton of listener hate too.
Joe Hates the earbuds he earlier praised, no shave November, a lack of paper towels, and more. Plus, Joe learns that no shave November is no longer a thing and Lisa reaches her limit. All this and a pile of listener hate.
We are working on the audio quality but it’s better to release an episode than miss another week.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK3wYmx-gG5_-RzAvBCZzfw
It’s the first episode we recorded in our new studio. We start with some listener feedback then it’s on to the video game hate. Joe hates some things about Fortnite, PUBG, other Battle Royal games, and so much more. Don’t forget to hit us up for an invite to the discord channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK3wYmx-gG5_-RzAvBCZzfw
Here it is, our first Halloween episode in 2 years and it is NOT TO BE MISSED. Joe hates that we didn't have a Halloween episode last year, but you know, Lisa died. Joe also hates the early Halloween candy and the late specials from The Simpsons. There's more and a bunch of listener hate too. Check it out.
We open this episode with a big announcement. Then it's on to the rest of this phoned in half-assery. It's a good episode thanks to our listeners and we wrap up with an explanation of the difference between "Karening" and "Joeing."
Joe rants about CBS all access running ads in a premium service, not being able to see everyone's tweets and one more thing that makes sense because it's Joe, but there is no way you will see this coming. All this a plethora of listener hate.
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