Blue Load: A Jizz Journey into Space

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s blowing a load in space!

This week we’re talking about the all-woman Blue Origin space flight: Gayle King’s space terror, Katy Perry’s out of touch space monologues, the ACTUAL astronauts on this trip doing research, why noted space satanist Jeff Bezos fell on his face, and most importantly, whether the spacecraft was cut or uncut. 

We go over the conspiracy theories surrounding the launch: Did it really happen? Was it a Satanic ritual? Was Oprah trying to blow up Gayle King? Does Katy Perry’s mom have dementia? What is an ORPHIC EGG RITUAL and did they do one on this flight? We read reactions from the internet including a vicious Wendy’s tweet, Emily Rata, Olivia Munn, twitter sexists, and Alex Jone’s incomprehensible babbling.

Monica describes pepper spraying herself in an elevator and vows to bring a Ming kitty slideshow to space while Beau decides on space jizz. A concerned discussion about smegma ensues and Liz struggles to make a good Blue Origin space sex pun. Most importantly, we give Amanda Nguyen, Nobel Peace Prize nominee and astrophysicist, her flowers.

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