Crypto Bro Torture and Blackmail in Soho: Beau's inaugural New York Crime Report

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This week on Beau Binary’s New York Crime Report we dive into the breaking news of an Italian man who just days ago escaped from a Soho mansion where he underwent three weeks of torture by John Woeltz, the so-called crypto king of Kentucky. We check out John’s smokeshow assistant Beatrice. A third suspect remains on the loose.

Beau does some torture of his own, forcing Monica to sing Bad Boys karaoke. Liz goes insane generating crypto nightclubs with ChatGPT (Colonel’s Cajun Crypto Cafe and Bakery of Soho, anyone?) and checks out Everlane’s new Crypto Collection. Plus we drop new non binary Crypto vocabulary: Cryptofolx and Non Binary Cryptonians.

Monica shares her unhinged kawaii algorithm and Beau plays his German Wine Dad music videos. The gang invents the yearly crypto RazzleCon and watch notorious Crypto conwoman Razzlekhan’s deeply embarrassing rap video filmed in FiDi. 

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