Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that beats you up in front of your mom and steals your digital camera.
This week Liz, Beau and Monica play truth or dare in a series of revealing questions and dumb stunts. Beau expresses his gruesome funeral wish (hint: corpse on a gravitron). Liz wonders whether she’ll still suffer from motion sickness as a Victorian ghost, and also claims to be a victim of brown on white violence. The gang googles “bagel c*ck ring” only to find “Beef Bagel” on Urban Dictionary, a ring toss game played with bagels and an erect 🍆. Monica forgets that she and Liz watched the 2003 Katie Holmes Thanksgiving movie Pieces of April and they discuss its radical racial politics.
The real hoes of Throuple reminisce about the sex bracelet/color party moral panic of the early 2000s. Liz recalls Nicole Richie’s iconic deadpan nude photo leak reaction and Monica recounts a lunatic mom from high school forcing her daughter to fight Monica (yes, Monica won the fight). The gang discusses P Diddy’s sexual assault allegations and Monica decides she’d like to stay conscious for the Bad Boy train. They discuss whether ear cheese is vegan and decide which plastic surgery they’d like to have performed on them (Liz and Monica select a cosmetic lobotomy). Beau describes two robberies and reveals he is actually the brown Robin Hood as well as a human trafficker. Lastly we discuss the difficulties of air travel with your alters.
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