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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The regular recommended daily dose of funny is just not enough.
Thankfully we have extra funny with t J and Riggins.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, so everybody knows that I'm on this diet.
I'm not taking those diet drugs or anything like that.
It's just a it's a program. And they have, you know,
certain foods that are restricted and all of that. Like
I can't have bread, which is bad. But even though
I can't have bread, that doesn't mean I can't have
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what goes in the middle of two pieces of bread
with a smash burger. I was in the freezer the
other night and we had some left over from the
last Omaha Steak package that we got, some of their
smash burgers, and I cooked those up, put some lettuce
and pircles on them, drizzled it.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
With ranch mouth is watering.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So we gave Omaha Steak like a package to our
neighbors as a gift when we lived at the house
before we were in this one. And and so the
woman was asking if we had any more of that
Omaha Steak seasoning stuff because their son liked it so much.
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And I said, no, I don't have anymore because I
hoard it. I don't have any more of that, you know,
place in order with Omaha Steaks. Yeah, they'll put some
in there for you. So, yeah, you get all kinds
of stuff, delicious, top of the line cuts of meat
and the best butchers. You know, it's guaranteed actually, and
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bad from home. I've never had anything that I just
thought was okay. Everything I've had from Omaha Steaks is delicious.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's like, why even go to a steak steakhouse?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
We don't, Yeah, we My wife will say that on
her birthday she wants me to cook an Omaha Steaks steak. Now,
a lot of that has to do with my cook
I mean, Omaha is good and all, they're great, but
I mean I'm no slouch when it comes to preparing
the stuff so right and giving them all the credit.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
So you go and place your order fifty percent off
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And then when we talk about this, it really is.
It's hard to do because of my mouth starts water
and I'm not we have to stop and swallow. Yeah,
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so yeah, make sure you have that discount code TJ
Riggins because that will save you a lot of money. Now,
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TJ Riggins as a gift or as just something you
want to selfishly keep for yourself, that's awesome. Yeah, so good,
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so good. Earlier today we were talking about something during
the break that we couldn't talk about on the regular radio.
So that's why we have extra funny and it's a
silly discussion or is it. I don't know. So you
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got to say, you're you're there's a woman and she
is she's getting breast augmentation. Okay, so when you do that,
the doctor will take before and after pictures. So once
you get the new ones put in, as my father
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in law would call them, store bolts. When you get
the store bolts put in, and you have said goodbye
to your original breasts, would it be okay to show
your original picture to somebody? That's to say, like you're
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a guy friend, because that's not what you look like anymore.
Those aren't your boobs anymore. Those are just generic boobs.
Is it wrong now showing your guy friend pictures of
your new boobs? That's showing you naked because that's what
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you look like now. But that hey, them original boobs,
they don't no longer exist. It's normal, that's true. You
might as well be a drawing drawing.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I mean, I do have an opinion about this because obviously,
you know, I've been through this and I have new
ones and old ones or whatnot.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So when.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
When I got before and after photos from the facility,
they posted them on their website, no face, you know, obviously,
and I remember signing something saying, yeah, you can use
my before and afters whatever, And I remember going on
there and seeing my before and afters.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
The different it says people didn't know it was me. Yeah,
but I don't think I would have cared about the
the before one about.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
The before, I actually not even sure I care about
that for because all of my mentality then was like,
these aren't really mine anyway, I bought them, you know,
I don't know, it's it's a complicated.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
But when you buy them, then that's what that becomes,
what you look like naked. Sure, it's the thing. You
don't want everybody to see what you look like naked.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I get the Yeah, okay, you want or at.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Least a limited number of people you want to keep
that as a limited, very limited number of people. Sure,
But the old ones, I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I get that, Yeah, the old it's like whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's like if somebody sees a picture of you from uh,
you know, two thousand and two and your clothes are
just ridiculous looking. But that was what the style was
back then. Yep, you let them lie.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I know I don't dress like that anymore, but back then,
that's all we had.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Or maybe some people's mentality is like, well I was
born that way, m hm.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
And I'm kind of self conscious about how.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh, make no mistake about it. I think the majority
of people would say no, anybody before or after you
know it's still wrong.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, I mean I think, yeah, I don't know. The
before to me doesn't bother me.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I try to think of it in the aspect of
my wife, Yeah, who had the same thing. I wouldn't
want any of my friends seeing a picture of her before. Sure, Oh,
because you know it's still her naked.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Maybe I don't care because it looked like a man's chest.
Maybe that's why I don't care, because you wouldn't know
the difference from Riggins and me.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I mean, you know what I'm.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Saying, I have pretty big boobs. Can I ask you
how big you? I'm not asking you about your size
or anything.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Queen of the Acups baby over here.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I mean flat as a flitter is my mom would
always say flat as a flitter said.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I repeated it after she did. Yeah, double a, that's
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Oh, I've talked about it, manytimes, I'm not a shit.
I mean it was how I grew up thinking. I
just didn't inherit the genetics that my mom had found
out at twenty one that she in fact had fake breasts.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
So then I was like, what, what the hell? What
the hell?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, yeah, store boughs store boards.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, well, you've definitely come closer to porn than either
TJ or I have.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Absolutely. I have look at the bikini calendar shoots I've done.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, you were like a whisker away from doing softcore porn.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well maybe, yeah, I don't know. I I picture yeah pictures.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I guess you would. You would have considered Playboy back right.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
When I picture porn, I think video and obviously that's
not what he's talking about. But yeah, yeah, any type
of swimsuit model comes very close to.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I mean, but you would have done Playboy had they
come to you and offered it to you. Hell no,
oh I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
No, in no way, shape or form, because I feel
like I didn't have kids at the time, but I
would think to myself, what day my kids are gonna
see me naked? My dad he couldn't even look at
the swimsuit calendar. Yeah, they were passing them out at
the basketball game. He's like, I'm good, I'll put that
in my face.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He'd he would ask your mom to, hey, tear out
Lindsay's picture and then give me the rest of them.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Carol would be like, no, sir, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Because her friends quite hot. I want to see them.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Sure, what months were you in that calendar?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
H well, I was the cover for one, and then
I was January for one, and then what was the
other one?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I can't remember.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
He's like, I hate January. Anyway, I'll just go February
through December and I'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, he never saw when I was in the count
I don't think he ever saw. He did see the
cover because it was everywhere. It was everywhere. That was
our first year doing it, and they posted it on
that big screen jumbo tron.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I mean I was it was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah. Well, what were his feelings about all that horror dancing?
You had to do?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Listen?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
He he had seen it from the day I was born,
that horror dancing. Yeah, some of it was a little.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I'm just kidding that would sound funny.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's just a typical, you know.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I just always picture how Kyle would react if Delilah
had you know.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, but I was an adult. It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, and it was it was just a lot of
grinding and air humping and you know that kind of thing. No, Yes,
it was hip hop dancing. That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Sometimes there had been a couple dances like that. Yeah, yeah,
there have been a couple.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
It wasn't the Nutcrackers what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It wasn't the Nutcracker.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
It wasn't the nut Cracker, and it wasn't the Gold Club, right.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It was kind of somewhere in between.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah, I'll never forget my college dance team. I went
to East Carolina college dance team was called Pure Gold
Dance Team. Well, my senior year, our coach came in
and was like, well, the board has made some cuts
and one of the cuts is our team name. I
mean it had been to the team name for fifty
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something years.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And we were like what what what happened?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
What We're going to be called ECU Dance Team Now We're.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Like, what this is bas you know whatever? Because of
the strip Club.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, you're just now seeing that the strip club is
called Pure Gold too.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
It's a good call.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Well, some people got you know, confused with the strip
club and you guys, and that's when social media kind
of came out.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
So so, I mean we were going to change it.
We were this close changing it to Titty Dancers when
we thought to google that. Yeah, glad we did. We
got a little it on that one.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, this is TJ Riggins Extra Funny. Get the latest
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