November 12, 2025 • 67 mins
College Test Confessions and Thanksgiving House Drama | The TJ & Riggins Show
This episode of The TJ & Riggins Show kicks off with a hilarious confession about Lindsay’s husband bending the rules during a college test. The crew reacts with equal parts disbelief and laughter as they break down the fine line between genius and questionable decision-making.Then, things shift to Thanksgiving chaos at TJ’s house, where family dynamics, holiday logistics, and classic seasonal stress collide in the most entertaining way possible. If you love big laughs, relatable stories, and real-life comedy, this episode delivers from start to finish.
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This episode of The TJ & Riggins Show kicks off with a hilarious confession about Lindsay’s husband bending the rules during a college test. The crew reacts with equal parts disbelief and laughter as they break down the fine line between genius and questionable decision-making.Then, things shift to Thanksgiving chaos at TJ’s house, where family dynamics, holiday logistics, and classic seasonal stress collide in the most entertaining way possible. If you love big laughs, relatable stories, and real-life comedy, this episode delivers from start to finish.
Listen commercial free at PRIME PLUS: TJRiggins.com/Prime
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's the perfect start to today new radio TJ and
Regan show.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Thank you for being part of the New Radio Explosion.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well hello, killo, and welcome to the hottest show on
radio and podcast. Because we're all wearing thick hoodies today,
so we got to be hot these hoodies. Riggins and
I had to just endure a wardrobe change from Lindsay
(00:35):
as we're you know, trying to get our business together
before the show started. She had to run back to wardrobe.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, aka my closet, and I stumbled upon two grimlins
out in the hallway. They're up already, that's what I'm
Since the time change, sorry, that was me. Since the
time change, they have been up an hour before they
normally are.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh man, you know what you got to do? What
the old lady in the shoe did what she did,
She whooped them soundly and sent them back to bed.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
So't I didn't whoop them, but I sent them back
to bed, And I said, you wait till your hatch
turns blue.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
And for your mom's out there, you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
But what about you, if you're not a mom, what
does that mean?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Okay, it's a little sound machine about this bag and
then it lights blue or whatever color you.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Want, and then they look at it and they're like, Okay,
it's time to wake up.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh don't you have one of those riggings.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I have a sound machine. It's not it doesn't have
the lights on it. But I know what she's talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
If you had a hatch, I would die because they're
for like babies.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Oh are they?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Okay, there's one that is a sound machine, but it
also like it recreates the sunrise, so it starts really
dim before your alarm goes off, and then it brightens
and it's supposed to wake you up like the sun
naturally will.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Well, the hatch does that. That's yeah, that's for babies,
is it really? I mean, if you've got to wake
up to a sunrise?
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Yeah, I would love to wake up to a sunrise.
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Maybe I'm just a baby, so like, be an adult,
wake up when you need to do your.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Business, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, you know Gwyn that used to work on our
show said that her husband never sets an alarm. He
just he just sleeps until he's ready to get up. Yeah,
and you know, if that's six o'clock at six o'clock,
if it's nine, it's nine. He doesn't put that pressure
on himself.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I thought you were going to say he just wakes
up every day at the same time. No, okay, well
that's nuts. That's not being an adult either.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What did he say, Riggins that his body will tell
him when it's time to get up? I think so.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Is he a hippie?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
No, no, goes through lively.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
But you know he's a cool guy.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
And clearly with no responsibility.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I love he runs a major company on.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
His own time. Uh yeah, I love that for him.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
T J.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
You should try a sound machine. That might that might
be the golden ticket for you.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What would it sound like? I mean, what what kind
of sound I have?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Okay, yeah, Jody uses that on her phone. Yeah, okay,
put my little my little uh what does she call it?
My little fan noise on my phone and it's so
faint you can barely barely hear it. But sometimes I
will put let's say, like Edgar Allan Poe on YouTube,
(03:46):
just the audio of somebody reading Edgar Allan Poe, and
that'll put me to sleep. God, you are where I
don't want to wake up. Yeah, I know, it's weird.
Haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Good.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
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net process The TJ and Riggins Show with TJ Riggins,
Lindsey Tech t Rob.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
This is the TJ and Riggans Show.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
So I just found out I was creating work for Riggins,
and I didn't even realize it. When we're doing the
videos and all I'm looking at a compruter. I have
a Mac and you could see sometimes the edge of
my Mac in the shot in front of me, and
(05:00):
I didn't I don't have a problem with that. But
Riggins says he has to crop it out every time
he does a video Promoh, and I didn't realize it. Oh,
it doesn't matter to me. I've gotten to the point where,
with all these videos and all this stuff, I used
to want to, you know, strive for perfection. Now I
(05:22):
don't care.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You don't even care.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
It's got a little bit of my computer screen show,
and I do not care.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, at this point, you don't even have to get
your face just whatever you're saying.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I mean, look, you can tell because before these wrinkles
in my brick wall would have driven me nuts. But
you know what, I don't care.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I know that like that.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
How many complaints have we gotten about it?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
None?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Man, none? Yeah, that's just like I try to tell
him with that bent I put in my wife's car,
it doesn't have to be perfect. Trying I end up
having to take it to the body shop. You know that, right,
I covered that. Uh, and I found out yesterday that
it's gonna be over two weeks and uh, it's going
(06:08):
to exceed the minimum price to keep my premium from
going up.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Oh no, yeah, I hate when that happens.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Mm hm. So you know the deductible You knew I
was gonna have to pay, but to keep my premium
from going up, it had to be under a certain
amount from the body shop. Yeah, And I really feel
like going by there and telling them, hey, not whatever
you got to do to knock it under this price.
I don't care if it's perfect, I don't care. People
(06:43):
won't be able to tell. Maybe you inspecting it anyway. Yeah, no,
damn body, maybe.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
He's one less person to do the work and not
pay them, and yeah, help it brother out.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm gonna see what I can do.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yeah, I'm sure get that call a lot.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Mm hmm, certainly.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
And then every time some bad news comes in about
that situation, you know, I got to hear it again. Yep, ye, yesterday,
Joe's going I should have just left the big dent
in it and been embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Should have just been embarrassed. Oh my god, that is great.
I hate that you're having to hear that every time.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
But oh, Kyle too, you know, as they say, it
is what it is. Good thing. You got plenty of
money at this stage of my life and it's nothing,
you know, to throw out extra hundred a month on
the insurance. What's a couple you know, I mean, it's
(07:50):
not twenty ten anymore. I can tell you that financially.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah. Well yeah, well listen, learned your lesson.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, I've learned my lesson, which is not to bring
up depressing things when I have an entire show ahead
of me where I'm supposed to be funny. Yeah, all right,
do y'all really need me the rest of the morning.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
You don't do you actually do you need me me?
And you can just go to hell.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah see And then now Lindsey's Mike's cutting out. It's
a sign you need to leave.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
This is the TJ and Riggans Show.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Hey, it's TJ. Trigger warning. I'm about to talk about
my political show. If you like hearing about politics and
our culture from a conservative point of view, then you
will really like my show because I bring my unique
observations and humor to it. It's the TJ Ritchie Show.
I've already been called quote the realist host out there
end quote, which prompted me to now call myself TJ
(08:52):
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Speaker 3 (09:13):
Kaboom kaboom.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
All right, cobluey, Well, I should probably rethink what I
wanted to talk about here because this could trigger some
people on the show.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Oh, no, I know, are you talking about me?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
And actually I wanted to tell you about it because
I don't know if you heard the TJ and Jody's
House podcast went up on Monday. Yeah, and did you
get a chance to check it out?
Speaker 9 (09:38):
To me?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yes, Oh I knew what it was. Okay, you need
to check it out.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Oh well, yeah, I thought you meant comments or something.
I didn't know what you were talking about.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Well, I actually was hoping that you didn't see it
because I wanted to tell you about what happened.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
And well, tell me now.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
So TJ and Jody are talking about what they want
for Thanksgiving, and I didn't realize that this is like
a recurring yearly argument. They try to figure out who
doesn't want who. It's what dishes are not important to
some people so that they can eliminate them from the menu,
so it's less work on TJ and sometimes Jody. Right,
(10:20):
So I think that's totally understandable. You want to have
that conversation. And throughout the podcast it becomes clear that
TJ thinks they can eliminate the sweet potato casserole, the
green bean cast role.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
And.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I can make the tea and you.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Can well Jody points out, She goes, isn't it funny
that the things that you don't think should be on
the menu?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Are the things that I prepare.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Right, So that's yeah, that's rude.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
It's rude.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
But also I would be elated if someone told me that.
But I'm assuming she didn't take it that way.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
She didn't take it that way exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
She's so sensitive.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I actually would love. It's almost like you don't have
to make your stuff. Yeah, I make everything, so it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
But okay, look, Riggins, I've never been that big of
a fan of green bean casserole, right, except for that
year that I made it from scratch and that was
really good. Other than that, not that big of a
fan whoever makes it. But the sweet potato casserole I love. Okay,
(11:29):
I would say she's fine with doing it up until
the point where you put the marshmallows on top and
brown those lightly, toast them. She puts them in, stands
there with her hand on the oven and starts talking
under the broiler, and then the next thing, you know,
oh my god, and then marshmallows burned to a crisp
(11:52):
on top of the sweet potato castle. Every year, every year.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
It's hard.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
It's hard because she's trying to uh socialize. Not what
am I trying to say?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
She's hosting.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, well said, but it's not like she's hosting the president.
It takes thirty seconds in the oven under the broiler
to toast the marshmallows on top of a sweet potato
cast role. I get that long.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Enough, or slip me to yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
You know, she'll be getting mad at me talking about this,
like I'm picking on her or whatever. But then ask
her is he right? Is he telling the truth? You
burn the marshmallows every year on top of the sweet
potato cast role. She'll say yes, say there have been
a few years. I didn't. I've only done it like
the past three years. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
That that's enough to eliminate it. I think. Actually, I
don't even mind him burn.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's kind of like a god don't either.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I don't either like a little crust or something, so
it didn't go ahead.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I just like charcoal and my sweet potatoes.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Like a little chewiness.
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Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yes, yes, thank you, Riggins Lindsey. Can y'all swallow a
pill dry without any any liquid with it?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
I've never tried it.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You haven't. No, I do.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
It every day.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
You do because I'd never have my water in the bathroom.
I just pop them in and swallow and multiples.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That's why, as I say, you do more than one.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
I do one, two, three at a time.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Water.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
No, I'm really good at it.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
It's scary, you know. They used to tell us back
when I was young that you're not supposed to take
like if you take a title Knoll or something, you're
not supposed to take any medication and wash it down
with beer.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I think that's probably legit.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
But why why I don't I don't get it. I mean,
I did it all the time.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
You did. Yeah, what scenario would you be drinking beer in.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The I've had a headache and title all? I just
you know, got a beer in my hand. Okay, you know,
another one ready to go? Hey man, sounds like.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
It like that's why you have ed ache?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But I saw this survey. I said, twenty twenty five
percent of people can't swallow a pill dry without having
water with it or something. Only Wow, but it makes
I mean, it's like our friend Covey that was on
the show for so long with us. He was well
into his thirties or probably early thirties, I guess before
(15:19):
he could swallow a pill at all. Cannot you have what?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I have some friends that cannot swallow a pill and
I'm forty, so like, that's kind of crazy to me.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
M Angie that used to work on our show, that
could be brutal, you know. She would just say, Covey,
if you can swallow food, you can swallow a pill.
This is the stupidest thing. And he just couldn't. It
was a psychological hang up with him. He would put
all the water in his mouth that he wanted, and
then when it came time to swallow that pill, he
just couldn't do it. Yeah, he's an adult having to
(15:51):
get all of his medications in liquid form.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Can I get that with a syringe?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It's terrible, but I mean it is a cycle, and
I think most people would be able to swallow pills
without having any water with it if it weren't a
psychological hang up.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
I feel like my daughter's going to have that. She
has like a throat thing. It's anytime she even thinks
something stuck in her throat, she just throws up. She's
just I don't know, a man, how do I get
her out of that?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
So if I'm taking capsules, I will put the capsules
in my mouth, put the water in my mouth and
lean forward. Yeah, swallow it.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I'm the same way.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Because the capsules will float to the back of your
throat whenever you put your head down this way. Now,
a pill won't do that. My grandmother, my nana, used
to I would think she was going to give herself
whiplash when she was taking a pill, because she would
throw her head back so violently. She put in her
(16:59):
mouth and take and just like a like a giraffe fighting,
they give each other those uppercuts with their heads.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yes, that's what are you doing. That's why she needs
those nerve pills, because she's.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Clearly I'm looking at go how hard are these things?
Swallow a shot? Oh? Man? So I don't do that,
but I do give it a little bit of with
regular pills, a little chin throw the chin up.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Oh yeah, I go all the way back.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Like I'm saying hey to my homies in the barrio.
You know, chin yeah.
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Speaker 3 (18:15):
I'm kind of waiting for business hours to start at
the nighttime radio station to see if I'm going to
get in trouble for something I said last night.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I was riffing, you know, what was going on and on?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
And I was, I was, I mean, is it? Are
you being serious? Because I never heard being serious?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Because I said, you see, I said something like, I
am far from a believer in that there's no never
a call for violence. Talking about confronting people who who
start crap with you over your political views.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
You said you're a believer and not I'm not.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
A believer in the fact that there's never a call
for violence. There are times, you know, so basically I
was you know, it was one of those deals where
I was exaggerating being funny, but I really meant the
basics of what I was saying.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Okay, well that's the worse that could happen. Yeah, well, no,
I'm asking.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I'm being serious.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
They could you know, they could say, we don't, you know,
even though you know you're you're doing this for fun,
we don't. We don't need that kind of rhetoric on
the radio. And that's that sort of thing. But I mean,
I think I explained my position pretty well. Yeah, but
you know, it always gets me in trouble whenever I
(19:52):
feel like I'm I'm on a roll and making people
laugh because I could hear them laughing at the back
at the studio. The producers in there were laughing, and
so that just fed it, and I just kept going
on and on, Well, yeah, I'm waving.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Well they thought it was funny.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, but they're they're not you know, they're not people
of power at the station.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Say they can't muzzle you. That's what that's why you
hired me, baby, Because I'm I'm shooting from the help.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
I'm wild, I'm crazy.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Man, absolutely well, and I mean you speak your truth.
I love when people were like, I'm speaking my truth.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
That's my truth.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
It's my truth.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Nobody else's but my truth.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Absolutely, you're trying to silence my truth. Is that what
you're doing.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
That's right. You could take that to court.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yes, we're silencing your truth. Yes, the truth, but your truth,
you're silenced.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
I have rights. What do you have to say?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I know my rights?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
No, hours, give us your your badge. We don't want
you coming in the door anymore without letting somebody know.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I do have a question. I don't know if I
have timed that guy that was kind of on your case.
Has he been on your case anymore? Great or not?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Okay, good, No he hasn't. And he wasn't at the
event that we did all together that night, at the
public event that we did. Oh good, he wasn't there.
I was hoping he would have been. We could talk. Yeah,
you would have talked to him, Oh sure, sure, yeah,
But he wouldn't have liked that being at that event.
(21:35):
If he stills holding a grudge against me, he wouldn't
have liked being there, because I mean, I turned it out.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Well, I'm glad there's no bad blood.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, well, I mean there may be. I just there's
no blood because I haven't seen him, not even bad
blood with me. Yeah, part because I do not care.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
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Thank you for being part.
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Speaker 3 (22:43):
You know, it's always been my philosophy that schools change
all of the methods of learning so often and so
drastically because they don't want the parents being able to
teach the kids. So back when I was a kid
(23:04):
is when they came up with new math a right,
So every year or two, three years whatever, they change
the whole way kids do math, or they change the
whole way kids diagram sentences or all of that stuff.
And it's basically so you as a parent have to
turn over your kids more and more to the school system.
(23:25):
For everything at the same time, while they're complaining that
they can't get any help from the parents at home
with the school working off. And I'm not talking about
all teachers. I'm talking about the people who create the curriculum. Now,
that's what I always said about government schools. But Lindsey
(23:47):
has her daughter in a private school in kindergarten, and
what are they having to learn?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
So they excuse me.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
They are on a new math system called Singaporean Math,
which I don't know what that is, but I do
have some good news. They eliminated the older teachings where
it was more word problems, So for me, that's fantastic. Now, granted,
(24:18):
I don't know how hard Singapore math is because I
just suck at math period.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Well, is your husband good at math?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
No, he's good at like, he's good at like what
he needs to do for work. But I mean, as.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Far as you know, he's not good at it at
the school math because they keep changing it. They don't
want him to be. Well, maybe my wife and I
had to split things up with our kids with their homework.
She helped with the math, and I helped with the
with the English and writing and grammar and that sort
(24:53):
of thing, because I'm no good at math, same, no
good at all. What you know, It's just I guess
is it that the private schools are you know, they're
figuring that the kids are coming from successful people, so
they they're smarter and they need these advanced type maths
(25:15):
and things like that. Is that what it means?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
I don't know, but they're so sorely mistaken with this family.
I mean, me and Kyle looked at each other because
he didn't apply himself at school.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Let's be honest. It was Kyle.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
It was Kyle bro he didn't have to.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Yeah, I mean I made what I had to make
to keep on the team. You know, I made what
I had to make.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
But we both looked at each other and the teacher
was like, so in the next few couple of years,
it's going to be long they're going to start long division.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
And I was like with the thing, like with the thing.
She was like, yeah, with yeah, the thing, I'm gonna
chat GPT everything. I just don't. I just don't know
how to do it.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I picked my major in college to not have just
to not have a mass like these poor kids.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
At least your daughter is going to be really pretty.
So I mean, if she sticks with the I mean,
she's cute now, it's pretty now, it's a little as
a little child. Let's just hope she hangs on to
that enough to get a successful husband.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Please, very rich and successful and cute and smart?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Is that bad? Is that bad?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Not at all? Not at all.
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Speaker 3 (27:01):
Mister Riggins, what it is, what it was? What it
gonna be? You already know we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Well, I've got some really sad news in my life.
Kate Goslin has gone Instagram official with her boyfriend. Oh no, yeah,
Kate Goslin obviously from Kate plus eight. Everybody remembers that
reality show. Well, she has a boyfriend and guess who
it is. It's the bodyguard. Remember all those Abloyd stories
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back sixteen years ago that her ex husband John Goslin
was accusing her of hooking up with their bodyguard.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Was allegedly I mean, well, yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
It sounds like it. It was real, because they're together now,
sixteen years later.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I hate that you saved yourself all this time for her.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I know I should have moved on when you were
up here at my house the other day, Riggins. While
you were here, we should have just gotten in the
car and I could have driven you by and show
you where she lives.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Again, I would have to tie you down to the
seat to keep you from jumping out and running up
her driveway with your arms open.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Okay, I don't even it's a weird fascination to me.
For me, yeah, I mean for anyone that thinks she's I.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Love an aggressive, bossy woman.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I want to be well, listen, I don't want to
get into too many details, but I like an aggressive There's.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Other aggressive women that are he likes.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
To be bullied. Oh you're saying that that there are
other aggressive women who look better. Is that what you
were going to say?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Okay, and that are around your age what she's.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
In her fifties probably, which is fine. I've got nothing
against an older woman. But and Ace always used to
conflate the two. You'd be like, Riggins likes to get
punched in the face. I'm like, no, I don't. That
is are totally misconstruing what I like. I just like
a woman who knows what she wants, who's a little
aggressive and a.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Little she's mean.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
She's mean.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
It's your interpretation of it.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Ace was just working up to wanting to punch you
in the face, that's all. He He likes it.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
He really was, He said he likes it.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
You got to stop saying that. Please. People are going
to walk up on the street and just rock my
my snock box and that's not going to be cool.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Please don't do that.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
But anyway, Kate Goslin is now in a relationship, she
announced on Instagram, So that is something that is now trending.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Funco Pops the company might be on the way out.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
They reported a million dollar loss last year. Funko Pops
are obviously those collectible toys that adults seem to enjoy
or did. Our friend tech te Rob has a lot
of Funko pops. He was collecting them. I think he
had a couple hundred.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Unless the company going out of business means that will
grow in value someday. Maybe I have one the rock
gave me.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
That's right, you do now.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
I don't know if it's related, but he also collected
a lot of beanie babies when he was younger, and
obviously that turned into a gold mine. So I don't
know what the value of these will be.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
But I see a pattern, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I'm noticing a pattern.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Yeah, so we'll see how long Funko Pops are around
for and then you know what's happened. I watch a
lot of videos on social media, and there's one category
of videos that dominates my feed and it may surprise
you or maybe it won't, but either way, we're gonna
have a lot of laughs with it.
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Now back to the TJ. Hanwrigging Show.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Not Middle of the morning to you, but top of
the morning to.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
You, Top of the morning to one video category I
love on TikTok and Instagram muck bang.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Videos for years and years.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
It has become my number one kind of video to
enjoy on the Internet. I love watching people eat. I
don't care if they're in their car or sitting in
their dirty living room. I love a muck bang video.
I don't like people who eat really messily, yeah, where
it's spilling down the sides of their face. I like
somebody who can eat cleanly. Like I have preferences in
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watching these videos. Well, a video came across my feed
last night and it was a woman. She said, welcome
to my ghetto muck bang. And I was like, what
is a ghetto muck bang? And she goes, welcome to
my ghetto muckbang. I'm gonna eat a whopper in bed?
Sounds good to me not to watch it, but I
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don't know that I could eat a whopper in bed.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
I love a whopper. It's probably top top five fast
food burgers. TJ. I know you feel the same. A
whopper is so good, but you don't.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Believe in eating anything in bed, which I'm kind of
with you on that.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
That's gonna be kind of My question is I think
a whopper is too much to eat in bed? And again,
like you said, I'm not a big fan of eating
in bed, but I'm not totally against it either.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
I think it depends on the food.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Yes, I've got a list of foods here, and I
want to see if TJ and Lindsay would eat these
things in bed and just be honest and well, maybe
we can learn something about each other. So TJ, would
you eat chicken wings in bed?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
No?
Speaker 7 (32:57):
No, Lindsay would you know? Okay? And Lindsay, are you
a bed eater?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yes, okay, sheets a lot of bits.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Lindsay, would you eat a Caesar salad in bed?
Speaker 5 (33:11):
No? No?
Speaker 7 (33:14):
No, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
I think if you're gonna eat in bed, let it
not be a salad. For some reason, that just seems weird.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I like comfort foods in the bed, okay, like soup, like.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Just fat, fattening foods, not a salad.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
I think I think that's gonna become clear. So TJ,
would you eat ribs in bed?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
No? No, No, I'm pretty much a no eating in
bed person ever, pretty much?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Yeah, okay, Lindsey, chicken tenders.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Oh yeah, French fries absolutely.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
I think that's the break is that if it's fattening,
it feels more right to eat it in bed.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Agreed. But I only I'm the only one that can
eat in bed. If Kyle tries to, I'm losing it.
I'm like, get on the bed, stop eating. He's like,
it's okay for you to. I know, I'm not spilling
anything and I'm being clean.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Oh wait, so you have a double standard. Yeah, when
comes see your husband. Wow, you never uncovered that before.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
And it's shocking.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
I know, like, if I'm eating a bag of chips,
Delilah can't grab any if she's in the bed.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
H it's so messed up.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
And why do you assume that he can't eat cleanly?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Because I've witnessed it. He one time. I don't know
what he had. I don't know, and but I saw
crumb and that's it. That's it. One crumb for me
in the bed.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
You're out crumby. Kyle's gotta go.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, you know, if I were him, that would make
me go in there with a damn Philly cheese steak
and start eating.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah, he wants to.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Good, I would do it.
Speaker 9 (35:04):
This is the GJ and Riggans Show. GJ.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Riggins and Lindsay. I want to thank you for listening.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Let's go.
Speaker 9 (35:14):
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Speaker 1 (35:22):
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Speaker 3 (35:33):
Am wearing my Hey kool Aid hoodie today.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I love that color.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Thanks. It's bright red and I look like the kool
Aid man in it. But whatever. Hey yeah, all right,
So Lindsay says she has she can't believe she didn't
tell us this story before, but it's about your husband.
And he got caught cheating in school.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yes, in college, he went to Illinois State. He so
he was on the baseball team. He would they his
group of friends on the baseball team were friends with
the all star soccer player girl. She apparently got a test,
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like a copy of a test somewhere and they were
gonna take the test that next week. So Kyle rallied
his friends up. He had like so he was the pitcher,
He had the first baseman, the catcher, and some other
people that were his close friends saying, hey, we're in
the same class. Let's get with this girl to give
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us the test, and that way we will ace it,
you know, and whatever. So they get with the girl.
She's like fine, you gotta pay me. He's like, okay, fine,
the payer she gives him the test. So it's five
of the guys. They memorize the test, take it, leave,
think they aced it.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
They're like, yeah, bro, hi five. So then the.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Next day the teacher after the class was like, I
need to see Kyle bloom blah blah blah named the
five people, and they were all like oh shoot. So
they go down to the front and she's like, so
the test that you got your hands on was from
last year and yeah, and so anyway, they were all like,
(37:24):
oh my god. And so she told the coach they
were suspended for some games whatever. It wrecked him because
he was in the line up to get drafted, you know,
or he had thought, and so he had to grovel
I mean to get where that he did get drafted,
but I mean, by the skin of his teeth.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Please draft me, please please draft me.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
And you believe that.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
So the girl had the test from the last year
and she still got paid for it.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
I'd be like, I want.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
My money back gone and got it back from her,
and she ratted her out as the one that sold it.
I would have if she sold me the wrong test.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I would have said, well, okay, you know, we we
got a test, but the place we got it was
from all star soccer player over here. Yeah, so you
need to go get her.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
I did ask if he rated her out, and he said,
Lynn snitches, get stitches, baby, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
This is from mean soccer chicks.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I've never cheated, so I don't know, but that's wild.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah, I would. I would want to know from her.
I would go to her and say, all right, so
show me what you made on the test. And if
she made the same thing, then I would know that
she didn't realize that the test had been from the
year before either. But if she ended up making a
good grade on it or better than what we did,
it didn't make the exact same mistakes, then I would say,
you knew you were selling us a bogus test.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Well, she didn't get in trouble, so clearly she knew something.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, let's say you got to go to penitentiary.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
These bros out here trying to cheat. These bros, oh
che kids.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Stupid school, don't they know they gotta let the athletes
do what they gotta do. They don't care about that
schooling yea's not a lesson a bunch of communist professors.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
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can subscribe to all our social media's please It's not
like we ask you every day or anything to do that.
So please get off of it it being your buttocks
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and do that for us. It's the the least you
could do.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
So.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
This is a woman in her thirties who is asking
her married friends to be a little more supportive of
her being a single woman, and she has a specific
way that they need to be more supportive.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
Listen, it's a reminder. When your single friend who's in
her thirties and on the dating apps is talking about
her dating life, it does absolutely nothing for her for
you to say, Oh my god, I can never date
in this day and age. I can never date in
my thirties, I can never be single in my thirties
like you. I could never be on the dating apps.
(41:03):
I could never I could never do it cheer doing.
I could never do it cheer' doing. Why are you
saying that to her? Who is that for? Who is
what you just said for? Here's what you could say instead.
Let me ask my husband if he has any single friends.
Let me ask my husband to ask his friends if
they have any single friends. That is actually what you
(41:25):
should say to your single friends.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
This is just a.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Little refresher on being a good friend.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Okay, okay, Now, obviously I'm not her friend, but I
can give her some very good advice about how to
not be single anymore if she doesn't want to be.
First thing I would do if I were her is
stop gesturing with your fingernails. Love gesturing with your long
fingernails while you're talking emphatically. All men hate that. It's
(41:54):
one of the biggest turn offs men have. In the
year twenty twenty five of our Lord, I don't get
it on fingernails and you're like you're moving a puppet
while you're talking. That is the biggest turn off to
a man. It makes his stomach turn when you do that.
So stop, just stop.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
It, especially when you can hear it.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Hear it's not cool. And I mean, if you don't
care about attracting a man, and that's fine, just like
I say, if you don't care about attracting a good
man that you can have a future with, go ahead
and cuss up a storm. But if you want a
guy that can build a nice life with you and
(42:38):
have a future and be a you know, a good
husband and a father and all of that, then clean
up your language, stop smoking, and stop gesturing with your
long fingernails.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Now, listen, I'm an old, wise man, So you can
scoff at me. You can get mad at me if
you want. Ladies and ladies who are married are probably
mad because I have that criticism. I'm sorry that advice.
I'm not saying that you don't have the right to
do all of those things because you do. All I'm
saying is that a good man is not going to
want to build a life with you if you do
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any or all of those things.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
And do you assume not just in the video they're
doing it, but in an argument with the significant Okay, yeah, yes, that's.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
What's true either way. If you're gesturing with your fingernails,
and I'll add another one to it. If you want
a man that's a good man you can build a
future with. Lower your tone. Men don't like loud women,
I guess don't. Good men don't like loud women.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
You're so helpful to that.
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Speaker 3 (44:26):
Oh, it's such a well beautiful day where we are.
Could be not so beautiful where you are since we're
bad in nationwide, but whatever, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
It's a little chilly here, but it's gonna be warming
up soon because Wicked two is set to.
Speaker 7 (44:43):
Hit theaters next week. Are you guys like go to
the movies on Thanksgiving kind of people?
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Mm hmm, no me either. I'm going to a coma
on Thanksgiving people.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Yeah, I take a nap, you know.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
I always thought that was crazy that people could go
out after eating and then go sit through a movie.
But that's what the producers of Wicked Too are hoping
will happen.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Now.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
This is out next week, even though Thanksgiving is the
following week, but they're they're hoping for a big opening
for this sequel.
Speaker 7 (45:13):
So a lot of people are gonna go check that out.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
I know, Lindsay watched the first one, and what was
your review on the first Wicked movie?
Speaker 5 (45:19):
I liked it. I watched it with my daughter. She
liked it. I thought it was good. But it's kind
of my realm. I mean, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yeah, you're a witch?
Speaker 5 (45:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Actually yes, yeah, like dancing musical like I like stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 7 (45:42):
It is the most successful musical ever turned into a film.
I mean.
Speaker 6 (45:45):
It was a monster movie starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Arrivo,
and they both turned in performances that critics and audiences loved,
so they split it up into two movies. That new
one is out next week if you're interested.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Wicked too.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Here today is National Pizza with all the toppings except
Anchovy's Day. Interesting national holiday there right?
Speaker 5 (46:08):
Specific?
Speaker 7 (46:09):
Mm hmm, it is very specific. My grandfather loved anchovies
on pizza. TJ. Is that your thing?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
No, it's not. But I was about to say, uh,
if I only had two choices of topping, I couldn't
just have a cheese pizza or but I had to
have a topping on it, and they said, you can
either have anchovies or Italian sausage. I'm taking the anchovies. Really,
I hate Italian sausage.
Speaker 7 (46:34):
Say it again.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
You know why I hate Italian sausage.
Speaker 7 (46:37):
I do know why you hate Italian sausage because it's
got a vapor.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
It's got a vapor like uh, it's the meat version
of rye bread.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Hobby in its spicy like that.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah don't. I don't mind the spicy. It's just that
it's got that mint, the latam in it or whatever
it is.
Speaker 7 (47:00):
Hated Italian sauce. It has mentilate them.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's like smoking a pack of New Ports. Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 6 (47:09):
And then in other food news, they had the World
Tara Massou Championship in Italy, obviously earlier this week, and
the prize winner, the number one winner, was a woman
from Japan. So she went to Italy and dominated this
Tara Massou competition. And here's what her Tara Massoux looked like.
It looked like a grand piano filled with cherries and
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whatever else you find in a Tara Massou. So congratulations
to her takes.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
I think you have that confused Riggins. How her name
was Tara Matsu.
Speaker 7 (47:45):
I was confused. Yeah, maybe that's maybe that's what it was.
Get it?
Speaker 3 (47:52):
You don't get it? I think I got it. I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (47:56):
And I've never had Terra masoux. It sounds a little
too fancy for me. I think I'm more of a
donut kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
If you like espresso, you'd like it.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
But yeah, it's coffee. Say he's like coffee, Okay.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
You've got espresso beans on top.
Speaker 7 (48:09):
Mm hmm, no fancy.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah, I don't like Italian desserts.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Glad you said desserts.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
The sausage.
Speaker 7 (48:19):
Yeah, we've got more coming up next.
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We do love you.
Speaker 6 (48:59):
And you know sometimes online purchases will come back to
haunt you, and I had that experience last night. I
was I was placing an order on Chewy, which I love.
I love this company Chewy. It's like Amazon for pets.
And my love affairs started when I signed up for
a Chewy account. And like three months later, they sent
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me a hand painted picture of my dog Riley out
of the blue.
Speaker 7 (49:25):
Yes, and it just showed up.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
And I even asked the company. I said, can you
please send me the artist's name so I can thank them?
And they said, no, it's just something we do for
our customers.
Speaker 7 (49:35):
Please don't worry.
Speaker 6 (49:36):
About just enjoy the picture. And I thought, what an
incredible company. And you've once you learn about Chewy, they
do this kind of stuff all the time. This is
not an ad for Chewy. I just love them very much.
So I'm placing my Chewy order last night for some
dog food and it says, hey, do you want to
reorder these peanut butter bubbles that you bought for Riley
(49:56):
a year ago? Rewind to a year ago. I found
that they make peanut butter flavored bubbles that you can
blow for your dog. And I obviously purchased them, obviously,
but they asked me as I was checking out. They said,
we can add it to your cart right now, or
you can auto ship it to arrive every three weeks.
(50:16):
And I thought, now there is a true psychopath. If
you have peanut butter bubbles on autoship, you are next
level nutcase.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, you're not just using them for your dog, right,
you got nefarious things going on?
Speaker 6 (50:34):
Yeah, something sketchy is going on if you're auto shipping
your peanut butter bubbles. What's the most Do you guys
have anything odd on autoship that might surprise people? It's
kind of a very specific question, but if we get answers,
I think they're going to be incredible, And we actually
have a few on Facebook right now.
Speaker 7 (50:52):
But do you guys have anything like that.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I have things on autoship, but they're not anything crazy, okay,
normal stuff.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
We posted this on Facebook at TJ Riggins Show, and
a lot of people DMed us their answers because I
think they're embarrassed by it. But this person, who wants
to remain anonymous, she said, I get taco seasoning auto
shipped every month, like I'm running some sort of tex
Mex empire.
Speaker 9 (51:17):
But I'm not.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
She uses that much.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
I guess it's so versatile. People don't realize how versatile
taco seasoning is.
Speaker 5 (51:26):
I get that, but a big thing of it every month.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
That's yeah, you never know. I guess not doing taco Tuesday,
Wednesday and Thursday. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (51:38):
A guy DMed us and he said, I get a
dinosaur gummy vitamins and I'm thirty four.
Speaker 7 (51:45):
They're on autoship, Well, okay, yummy.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
As I think my wife has. Because I don't have
anything on autoship because I don't buy anything she does.
I think she has community coffee pods, the com Unity
brand coffee pod, automatic ship whatever they call it.
Speaker 7 (52:07):
That's pretty that seems pretty normal.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
It's a in a company, that's why.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (52:13):
Another guy, DM Destiny said I get many drink umbrellas
on autoship. We got a tiki bar in the backyard,
and we love to entertain, so they ship two.
Speaker 7 (52:25):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (52:26):
So it sounds like the tiki bar is really the
centerpiece of their backyard and he they love to entertain,
so that.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
Mat can you imagine the yard?
Speaker 3 (52:38):
That is awesome? I love that.
Speaker 7 (52:39):
I love it at TJ Riggins Show. If you've got
a great one yourself, we'd love to hear it more.
Speaker 9 (52:43):
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Speaker 9 (53:12):
This is the t J and Riggins Show.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Riggins. I hate to be a problem, but I want
to redo all of my parts of the Thanksgiving throwdown. Okay,
I don't like the way I could have done that
so much better. I think I really I didn't know
what you were going to do with it. Now that
I know what you're doing with it, I can. I
(53:41):
think I can do I could do it better. I
could if we could do another take.
Speaker 7 (53:45):
Say, well, now.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
Give me an example of what you're thinking, because I'll
tell you what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Well, first of all, the Thanksgiving throwdown is the deal
that Riggins created. And and I don't know why. Why
is that? Oh because of Table and Twine, right, yes,
our clients Table and Twine. They have a Thanksgiving feast
that you can buy that's prepared by their professional chefs
and all. And I don't know. I just think I
(54:19):
could have been funnier with some of my responses. But
think that's my problem though, I think too much that
I have to be funny all the time, and I
put that pressure on myself. So maybe it is okay.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (54:31):
I thought yours were great. I think the problem with mine.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
I thought you were going to be able to hear
Riggins saying the options. So for example, when you said
pumpkin pie or peak pecan pie, however you said it,
the guy said it different, that's actually saying it. So
that's why I went to the whole spiel about how,
(54:57):
oh I say it different.
Speaker 5 (54:59):
He actually said it like me, So it didn't make sense.
Speaker 6 (55:02):
Yeah, he's like a British ring announcer, like a you know,
a fight. You know, so he pronounced it p can,
but you pronounce it pe khan.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
But he said it more similar to how I say it.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
But when you anyway, it didn't make sense how I
responded because I'm like, oh, you say it like this
and I say it like that.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
But anyway, it doesn't matter. I thought you were going
to hear your voice. Now that I know, I want
to redo them all.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
If you haven't noticed, Lynn Riggans tries to distance himself
from us as much as possible, so he takes himself
out of all of the video promos that he puts together. Yes,
and then he takes himself out of the Thanksgiving throwdown
for Table and Twine. He's ashamed to be seen with us,
is what it is.
Speaker 5 (55:48):
I'm offended?
Speaker 3 (55:49):
Shall so am?
Speaker 5 (55:51):
We embarrass him?
Speaker 3 (55:53):
Obviously we do. There's no other, no other reason why
he would do that.
Speaker 7 (55:58):
You are idiots. I can't stand either of you.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
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This is the TJ and Riggins Show. Get the latest
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Speaker 9 (56:18):
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Speaker 2 (56:22):
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Speaker 3 (56:48):
Since the beginning of time with oh Adam and Eve,
Adam said, Lord, I just cannot figure out what this
woman's thinking. And from that point on, man have said
I can't figure women out. We can't figure women out.
And here's a young man whose girlfriend did something that
(57:09):
he just doesn't understand accused him of being an ick. Listen, Wait,
you can't listen until I turned the volume up on it.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
So I gave a girl an ick last week and
I want to see if it's valid.
Speaker 9 (57:25):
We went to Target.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
And she said the way I asked the worker where
something was was an ick.
Speaker 3 (57:32):
And I was like, what do you mean? How's that
an ick?
Speaker 2 (57:35):
She goes, who the says if I was a jar
of peanut butter, where would I be.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
I don't see the problem.
Speaker 5 (57:46):
I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
Now is that goofy and stupid? Yes? But I would
take more points away for her using the term ig
and then for his using it as well. How is
that inn Well, you know, I I think, yeah, that
(58:09):
that's goofy. He's a goofball. But she she's in the
wrong for using the term.
Speaker 5 (58:15):
Ick And is it gen z Are we going with that?
I mean, what level is it? Could be?
Speaker 4 (58:24):
I hate it too, and I'm a millennial, so I
don't know who uses it. But what happened to the
days of like, okay, you're just being that was silly?
Speaker 5 (58:34):
Like I think it's.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
What they mean now when they say that she's probably
being playful with them, but just well a lot of yick,
it just means you're disgusting.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Yeah, and a lot of a lot of times now
girls on social media are like if I get one ick,
I'm out.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
And I'm like, yeah, it's like a death sentence a girl.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
When you get married, you can I'm about to get
a lot of X. Okay, like deal with it. I
mean not really, but I'm just saying, like, you're so
sensitive to what makes you have an it, you know.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Cringe, it makes you what makes you cringe? One for
me is and it's not even anybody a date. It's
a lot of times when like my dad used to
flirt with the waitresses and stuff, and you know, go
(59:25):
act like he can go get stuff himself because he
goes there a lot. He can just go behind the
counter and do stuff. Yeah, don't be doing that.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
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Speaker 9 (59:38):
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Speaker 9 (01:00:02):
This is now Trending on the t J and Rigan Show, and.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
I'm bringing you all the news you can use.
Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
That's right, that's what we do here on now Trending.
I don't know if everybody seems to think that there's
too many podcasts out there.
Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
They say they're making podcast equipment too cheap.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
They need to make it more expensive, meaning that there's
a lot of dumb people with podcasts. But there's about
to be a lot more because TikTok just announced a
partnership with iHeartMedia that's going to bring TikTok creators to
Iheart's platforms. So expect more podcasts, more radio shows, long
form video content from TikTok creators on your radio and
(01:00:45):
your smartphones and all things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
More radio shows.
Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
That's the idea.
Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
They want to make the TikTok stars popular on the
radio as well, not just podcasts and video. So it
is a pretty bold move. But they see to think
that the the true, you know, heart of content that
lives on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Oh, it's gonna suck so bad too, oh man.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Yeah, they may get one one gem out of I
don't know, every ten thousand. Yeah, you know, as far
as a radio.
Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Show, because I don't feel like TikTok dances are equivalent to.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Well, unless they completely change the entire scope of what
radio is. Sure, if if it's radio as it's always been,
then it's going to be hard to translate a TikTok
person into a full radio show that's compelling and can
(01:01:45):
hold an audience, because I mean, it's not it's not
just something you sit down and do. I mean, it's
it's a craft, you know. But if they change what
radio is supposed to be, they change the whole scope
of it, then they'll probably get a bunch of things
that they consider to be good radio. Yeah. Yeah, Like
(01:02:07):
if you make everything in a town legal, then you
cut your crime rate almost completely, right, Yeah, we have
no crime in our city. Yeah, because nothing's illegal, so
who's able to break the law.
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Yeah, it's a good analogy.
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
Yeah, so we'll see. We may have more TikTok creators
on the radio soon. And then today's National French Dip
Sandwich Day. So that is one of my all time
favorite sandwiches, so juicy and delicious. Dip me, baby, dip
me absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Anybody else are just cheese and.
Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Oh yeah, just cheese and meat would be fine with
me in that big steaming bowl of azu place. Forget
about it. There's big changes coming to hotels across America
and it's going to shock you.
Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
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I'm sorry the wrong one.
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Now back to the t J and Riggins Show.
Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Oh what a glorious day, Yes beautiful? Really do.
Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
I let t J.
Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
Did you just sign in on your Mac? Yes, okay,
I got an email about it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yeah, I had my email open earlier, and then all
of a sudden I went to look at it again
and it was you know, I had to put in
my business. Yeah. It lets your print and everything.
Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
It lets me know every time TJ signs in on
his computer, which is fun for me because it's like,
you know, it's like keeping tabs on him when I
didn't even want to. Yeah, there's a big change coming
to hotels. A lot of hotel chains are figuring out
a way to accommodate people's dogs while they're on their honeymoon. Now,
(01:04:37):
how do you do that? Well, you got to transform
the honeymoon suites into dog friendly rooms, because more and
more couples are asking hotels, hey, what's your pet policy
because we just got married and we want to bring
our dog with us on our honeymoon. And then the
hotels are going, well, our honeymoon suite doesn't accommodate dogs,
(01:04:57):
and they say, well, we're not going to stay there.
So more and more hotels are figuring out ways to
make this possible for newlyweds. Bad idea to bring your
dog on your honeymoon.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Well, first of all, if you're not married, you shouldn't
have a dog together. That's first thing. Wait until marriage
to get a pet.
Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Okay, I do kind of agree with that.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
You know, same with having babies.
Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Because if you break up, no to get some.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Yeah, it's just that you're not a couple yet. In
that way, you're not like a married couple. You have
a dog together. If you're not married, you don't need
to have a dog together. You shouldn't have any responsibilities
together if you're not married.
Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
And I know many of times they break up and
then every other weekend they get the dog. And it's
weird because it's like you dated for like a minute.
Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Right, It's like you're pretending to be an adult.
Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
Yeah, what if she had the dog before?
Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
Well never mind, who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
But either way, go on your honeymoon without the dog.
Please if you can, yes, well how can you not?
Some can keep that dog or make it part of
what you're saving for the honeymoon to be able to
board the dog. Yes, you don't take. You're gonna get
plenty of attention being newlyweds. Wherever you go, tell the
DJ out by the pool that y'all are newlyweds. He'll
(01:06:27):
announce it, Everybody will cheer and toast you, and you're
gonna get plenty of attention. You don't have to take
your dog with you to get everybody to look at you.
Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
I didn't expect that reaction.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Of so you didn't. I know you didn't, but I
thought I would give it anyway.
Speaker 9 (01:06:46):
This is the show.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
GJ, Riggins and Lindsey want to thank you for listening.
This is the TJ and Riggins Show.
It's the perfect start to today new radio TJ and
Regan show.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Thank you for being part of the New Radio Explosion.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well hello, killo, and welcome to the hottest show on
radio and podcast. Because we're all wearing thick hoodies today,
so we got to be hot these hoodies. Riggins and
I had to just endure a wardrobe change from Lindsay
(00:35):
as we're you know, trying to get our business together
before the show started. She had to run back to wardrobe.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, aka my closet, and I stumbled upon two grimlins
out in the hallway. They're up already, that's what I'm
Since the time change, sorry, that was me. Since the
time change, they have been up an hour before they
normally are.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh man, you know what you got to do? What
the old lady in the shoe did what she did,
She whooped them soundly and sent them back to bed.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
So't I didn't whoop them, but I sent them back
to bed, And I said, you wait till your hatch
turns blue.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
And for your mom's out there, you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
But what about you, if you're not a mom, what
does that mean?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Okay, it's a little sound machine about this bag and
then it lights blue or whatever color you.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Want, and then they look at it and they're like, Okay,
it's time to wake up.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh don't you have one of those riggings.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I have a sound machine. It's not it doesn't have
the lights on it. But I know what she's talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
If you had a hatch, I would die because they're
for like babies.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Oh are they?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Okay, there's one that is a sound machine, but it
also like it recreates the sunrise, so it starts really
dim before your alarm goes off, and then it brightens
and it's supposed to wake you up like the sun
naturally will.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Well, the hatch does that. That's yeah, that's for babies,
is it really? I mean, if you've got to wake
up to a sunrise?
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Yeah, I would love to wake up to a sunrise.
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Maybe I'm just a baby, so like, be an adult,
wake up when you need to do your.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Business, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, you know Gwyn that used to work on our
show said that her husband never sets an alarm. He
just he just sleeps until he's ready to get up. Yeah,
and you know, if that's six o'clock at six o'clock,
if it's nine, it's nine. He doesn't put that pressure
on himself.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I thought you were going to say he just wakes
up every day at the same time. No, okay, well
that's nuts. That's not being an adult either.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What did he say, Riggins that his body will tell
him when it's time to get up? I think so.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Is he a hippie?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
No, no, goes through lively.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
But you know he's a cool guy.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
And clearly with no responsibility.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I love he runs a major company on.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
His own time. Uh yeah, I love that for him.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
T J.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
You should try a sound machine. That might that might
be the golden ticket for you.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What would it sound like? I mean, what what kind
of sound I have?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Okay, yeah, Jody uses that on her phone. Yeah, okay,
put my little my little uh what does she call it?
My little fan noise on my phone and it's so
faint you can barely barely hear it. But sometimes I
will put let's say, like Edgar Allan Poe on YouTube,
(03:46):
just the audio of somebody reading Edgar Allan Poe, and
that'll put me to sleep. God, you are where I
don't want to wake up. Yeah, I know, it's weird.
Haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Good.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
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net process The TJ and Riggins Show with TJ Riggins,
Lindsey Tech t Rob.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
This is the TJ and Riggans Show.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
So I just found out I was creating work for Riggins,
and I didn't even realize it. When we're doing the
videos and all I'm looking at a compruter. I have
a Mac and you could see sometimes the edge of
my Mac in the shot in front of me, and
(05:00):
I didn't I don't have a problem with that. But
Riggins says he has to crop it out every time
he does a video Promoh, and I didn't realize it. Oh,
it doesn't matter to me. I've gotten to the point where,
with all these videos and all this stuff, I used
to want to, you know, strive for perfection. Now I
(05:22):
don't care.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You don't even care.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
It's got a little bit of my computer screen show,
and I do not care.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, at this point, you don't even have to get
your face just whatever you're saying.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I mean, look, you can tell because before these wrinkles
in my brick wall would have driven me nuts. But
you know what, I don't care.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I know that like that.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
How many complaints have we gotten about it?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
None?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Man, none? Yeah, that's just like I try to tell
him with that bent I put in my wife's car,
it doesn't have to be perfect. Trying I end up
having to take it to the body shop. You know that, right,
I covered that. Uh, and I found out yesterday that
it's gonna be over two weeks and uh, it's going
(06:08):
to exceed the minimum price to keep my premium from
going up.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Oh no, yeah, I hate when that happens.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Mm hm. So you know the deductible You knew I
was gonna have to pay, but to keep my premium
from going up, it had to be under a certain
amount from the body shop. Yeah, And I really feel
like going by there and telling them, hey, not whatever
you got to do to knock it under this price.
I don't care if it's perfect, I don't care. People
(06:43):
won't be able to tell. Maybe you inspecting it anyway. Yeah, no,
damn body, maybe.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
He's one less person to do the work and not
pay them, and yeah, help it brother out.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm gonna see what I can do.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yeah, I'm sure get that call a lot.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Mm hmm, certainly.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
And then every time some bad news comes in about
that situation, you know, I got to hear it again. Yep, ye, yesterday,
Joe's going I should have just left the big dent
in it and been embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Should have just been embarrassed. Oh my god, that is great.
I hate that you're having to hear that every time.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
But oh, Kyle too, you know, as they say, it
is what it is. Good thing. You got plenty of
money at this stage of my life and it's nothing,
you know, to throw out extra hundred a month on
the insurance. What's a couple you know, I mean, it's
(07:50):
not twenty ten anymore. I can tell you that financially.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah. Well yeah, well listen, learned your lesson.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, I've learned my lesson, which is not to bring
up depressing things when I have an entire show ahead
of me where I'm supposed to be funny. Yeah, all right,
do y'all really need me the rest of the morning.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
You don't do you actually do you need me me?
And you can just go to hell.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah see And then now Lindsey's Mike's cutting out. It's
a sign you need to leave.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
This is the TJ and Riggans Show.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Hey, it's TJ. Trigger warning. I'm about to talk about
my political show. If you like hearing about politics and
our culture from a conservative point of view, then you
will really like my show because I bring my unique
observations and humor to it. It's the TJ Ritchie Show.
I've already been called quote the realist host out there
end quote, which prompted me to now call myself TJ
(08:52):
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Speaker 3 (09:13):
Kaboom kaboom.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
All right, cobluey, Well, I should probably rethink what I
wanted to talk about here because this could trigger some
people on the show.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Oh, no, I know, are you talking about me?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
And actually I wanted to tell you about it because
I don't know if you heard the TJ and Jody's
House podcast went up on Monday. Yeah, and did you
get a chance to check it out?
Speaker 9 (09:38):
To me?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yes, Oh I knew what it was. Okay, you need
to check it out.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Oh well, yeah, I thought you meant comments or something.
I didn't know what you were talking about.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Well, I actually was hoping that you didn't see it
because I wanted to tell you about what happened.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
And well, tell me now.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
So TJ and Jody are talking about what they want
for Thanksgiving, and I didn't realize that this is like
a recurring yearly argument. They try to figure out who
doesn't want who. It's what dishes are not important to
some people so that they can eliminate them from the menu,
so it's less work on TJ and sometimes Jody. Right,
(10:20):
So I think that's totally understandable. You want to have
that conversation. And throughout the podcast it becomes clear that
TJ thinks they can eliminate the sweet potato casserole, the
green bean cast role.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
And.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I can make the tea and you.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Can well Jody points out, She goes, isn't it funny
that the things that you don't think should be on
the menu?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Are the things that I prepare.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Right, So that's yeah, that's rude.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
It's rude.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
But also I would be elated if someone told me that.
But I'm assuming she didn't take it that way.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
She didn't take it that way exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
She's so sensitive.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I actually would love. It's almost like you don't have
to make your stuff. Yeah, I make everything, so it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
But okay, look, Riggins, I've never been that big of
a fan of green bean casserole, right, except for that
year that I made it from scratch and that was
really good. Other than that, not that big of a
fan whoever makes it. But the sweet potato casserole I love. Okay,
(11:29):
I would say she's fine with doing it up until
the point where you put the marshmallows on top and
brown those lightly, toast them. She puts them in, stands
there with her hand on the oven and starts talking
under the broiler, and then the next thing, you know,
oh my god, and then marshmallows burned to a crisp
(11:52):
on top of the sweet potato castle. Every year, every year.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
It's hard.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
It's hard because she's trying to uh socialize. Not what
am I trying to say?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
She's hosting.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, well said, but it's not like she's hosting the president.
It takes thirty seconds in the oven under the broiler
to toast the marshmallows on top of a sweet potato
cast role. I get that long.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Enough, or slip me to yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
You know, she'll be getting mad at me talking about this,
like I'm picking on her or whatever. But then ask
her is he right? Is he telling the truth? You
burn the marshmallows every year on top of the sweet
potato cast role. She'll say yes, say there have been
a few years. I didn't. I've only done it like
the past three years. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
That that's enough to eliminate it. I think. Actually, I
don't even mind him burn.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's kind of like a god don't either.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I don't either like a little crust or something, so
it didn't go ahead.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I just like charcoal and my sweet potatoes.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Like a little chewiness.
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Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yes, yes, thank you, Riggins Lindsey. Can y'all swallow a
pill dry without any any liquid with it?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
I've never tried it.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You haven't. No, I do.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
It every day.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
You do because I'd never have my water in the bathroom.
I just pop them in and swallow and multiples.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That's why, as I say, you do more than one.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
I do one, two, three at a time.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Water.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
No, I'm really good at it.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
It's scary, you know. They used to tell us back
when I was young that you're not supposed to take
like if you take a title Knoll or something, you're
not supposed to take any medication and wash it down
with beer.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I think that's probably legit.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
But why why I don't I don't get it. I mean,
I did it all the time.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
You did. Yeah, what scenario would you be drinking beer in.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The I've had a headache and title all? I just
you know, got a beer in my hand. Okay, you know,
another one ready to go? Hey man, sounds like.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
It like that's why you have ed ache?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But I saw this survey. I said, twenty twenty five
percent of people can't swallow a pill dry without having
water with it or something. Only Wow, but it makes
I mean, it's like our friend Covey that was on
the show for so long with us. He was well
into his thirties or probably early thirties, I guess before
(15:19):
he could swallow a pill at all. Cannot you have what?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I have some friends that cannot swallow a pill and
I'm forty, so like, that's kind of crazy to me.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
M Angie that used to work on our show, that
could be brutal, you know. She would just say, Covey,
if you can swallow food, you can swallow a pill.
This is the stupidest thing. And he just couldn't. It
was a psychological hang up with him. He would put
all the water in his mouth that he wanted, and
then when it came time to swallow that pill, he
just couldn't do it. Yeah, he's an adult having to
(15:51):
get all of his medications in liquid form.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Can I get that with a syringe?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It's terrible, but I mean it is a cycle, and
I think most people would be able to swallow pills
without having any water with it if it weren't a
psychological hang up.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
I feel like my daughter's going to have that. She
has like a throat thing. It's anytime she even thinks
something stuck in her throat, she just throws up. She's
just I don't know, a man, how do I get
her out of that?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
So if I'm taking capsules, I will put the capsules
in my mouth, put the water in my mouth and
lean forward. Yeah, swallow it.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I'm the same way.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Because the capsules will float to the back of your
throat whenever you put your head down this way. Now,
a pill won't do that. My grandmother, my nana, used
to I would think she was going to give herself
whiplash when she was taking a pill, because she would
throw her head back so violently. She put in her
(16:59):
mouth and take and just like a like a giraffe fighting,
they give each other those uppercuts with their heads.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yes, that's what are you doing. That's why she needs
those nerve pills, because she's.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Clearly I'm looking at go how hard are these things?
Swallow a shot? Oh? Man? So I don't do that,
but I do give it a little bit of with
regular pills, a little chin throw the chin up.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Oh yeah, I go all the way back.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Like I'm saying hey to my homies in the barrio.
You know, chin yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
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This is the tjn Riggan Show.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I'm kind of waiting for business hours to start at
the nighttime radio station to see if I'm going to
get in trouble for something I said last night.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I was riffing, you know, what was going on and on?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
And I was, I was, I mean, is it? Are
you being serious? Because I never heard being serious?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Because I said, you see, I said something like, I
am far from a believer in that there's no never
a call for violence. Talking about confronting people who who
start crap with you over your political views.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
You said you're a believer and not I'm not.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
A believer in the fact that there's never a call
for violence. There are times, you know, so basically I
was you know, it was one of those deals where
I was exaggerating being funny, but I really meant the
basics of what I was saying.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Okay, well that's the worse that could happen. Yeah, well, no,
I'm asking.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I'm being serious.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
They could you know, they could say, we don't, you know,
even though you know you're you're doing this for fun,
we don't. We don't need that kind of rhetoric on
the radio. And that's that sort of thing. But I mean,
I think I explained my position pretty well. Yeah, but
you know, it always gets me in trouble whenever I
(19:52):
feel like I'm I'm on a roll and making people
laugh because I could hear them laughing at the back
at the studio. The producers in there were laughing, and
so that just fed it, and I just kept going
on and on, Well, yeah, I'm waving.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Well they thought it was funny.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, but they're they're not you know, they're not people
of power at the station.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Say they can't muzzle you. That's what that's why you
hired me, baby, Because I'm I'm shooting from the help.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
I'm wild, I'm crazy.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Man, absolutely well, and I mean you speak your truth.
I love when people were like, I'm speaking my truth.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
That's my truth.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
It's my truth.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Nobody else's but my truth.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Absolutely, you're trying to silence my truth. Is that what
you're doing.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
That's right. You could take that to court.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yes, we're silencing your truth. Yes, the truth, but your truth,
you're silenced.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
I have rights. What do you have to say?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I know my rights?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
No, hours, give us your your badge. We don't want
you coming in the door anymore without letting somebody know.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I do have a question. I don't know if I
have timed that guy that was kind of on your case.
Has he been on your case anymore? Great or not?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Okay, good, No he hasn't. And he wasn't at the
event that we did all together that night, at the
public event that we did. Oh good, he wasn't there.
I was hoping he would have been. We could talk. Yeah,
you would have talked to him, Oh sure, sure, yeah,
But he wouldn't have liked that being at that event.
(21:35):
If he stills holding a grudge against me, he wouldn't
have liked being there, because I mean, I turned it out.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Well, I'm glad there's no bad blood.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, well, I mean there may be. I just there's
no blood because I haven't seen him, not even bad
blood with me. Yeah, part because I do not care.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
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Thank you for being part.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Of the New Radio Explosion.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You know, it's always been my philosophy that schools change
all of the methods of learning so often and so
drastically because they don't want the parents being able to
teach the kids. So back when I was a kid
(23:04):
is when they came up with new math a right,
So every year or two, three years whatever, they change
the whole way kids do math, or they change the
whole way kids diagram sentences or all of that stuff.
And it's basically so you as a parent have to
turn over your kids more and more to the school system.
(23:25):
For everything at the same time, while they're complaining that
they can't get any help from the parents at home
with the school working off. And I'm not talking about
all teachers. I'm talking about the people who create the curriculum. Now,
that's what I always said about government schools. But Lindsey
(23:47):
has her daughter in a private school in kindergarten, and
what are they having to learn?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
So they excuse me.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
They are on a new math system called Singaporean Math,
which I don't know what that is, but I do
have some good news. They eliminated the older teachings where
it was more word problems, So for me, that's fantastic. Now, granted,
(24:18):
I don't know how hard Singapore math is because I
just suck at math period.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Well, is your husband good at math?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
No, he's good at like, he's good at like what
he needs to do for work. But I mean, as.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Far as you know, he's not good at it at
the school math because they keep changing it. They don't
want him to be. Well, maybe my wife and I
had to split things up with our kids with their homework.
She helped with the math, and I helped with the
with the English and writing and grammar and that sort
(24:53):
of thing, because I'm no good at math, same, no
good at all. What you know, It's just I guess
is it that the private schools are you know, they're
figuring that the kids are coming from successful people, so
they they're smarter and they need these advanced type maths
(25:15):
and things like that. Is that what it means?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
I don't know, but they're so sorely mistaken with this family.
I mean, me and Kyle looked at each other because
he didn't apply himself at school.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Let's be honest. It was Kyle.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
It was Kyle bro he didn't have to.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Yeah, I mean I made what I had to make
to keep on the team. You know, I made what
I had to make.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
But we both looked at each other and the teacher
was like, so in the next few couple of years,
it's going to be long they're going to start long division.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
And I was like with the thing, like with the thing.
She was like, yeah, with yeah, the thing, I'm gonna
chat GPT everything. I just don't. I just don't know
how to do it.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I picked my major in college to not have just
to not have a mass like these poor kids.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
At least your daughter is going to be really pretty.
So I mean, if she sticks with the I mean,
she's cute now, it's pretty now, it's a little as
a little child. Let's just hope she hangs on to
that enough to get a successful husband.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Please, very rich and successful and cute and smart?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Is that bad? Is that bad?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Not at all? Not at all.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
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the most important stories in the world.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
This is now trending on the TJ and Rigan Show.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Mister Riggins, what it is, what it was? What it
gonna be? You already know we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Well, I've got some really sad news in my life.
Kate Goslin has gone Instagram official with her boyfriend. Oh no, yeah,
Kate Goslin obviously from Kate plus eight. Everybody remembers that
reality show. Well, she has a boyfriend and guess who
it is. It's the bodyguard. Remember all those Abloyd stories
(27:32):
back sixteen years ago that her ex husband John Goslin
was accusing her of hooking up with their bodyguard.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Was allegedly I mean, well, yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
It sounds like it. It was real, because they're together now,
sixteen years later.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I hate that you saved yourself all this time for her.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I know I should have moved on when you were
up here at my house the other day, Riggins. While
you were here, we should have just gotten in the
car and I could have driven you by and show
you where she lives.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Again, I would have to tie you down to the
seat to keep you from jumping out and running up
her driveway with your arms open.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Okay, I don't even it's a weird fascination to me.
For me, yeah, I mean for anyone that thinks she's I.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Love an aggressive, bossy woman.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I want to be well, listen, I don't want to
get into too many details, but I like an aggressive There's.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Other aggressive women that are he likes.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
To be bullied. Oh you're saying that that there are
other aggressive women who look better. Is that what you
were going to say?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Okay, and that are around your age what she's.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
In her fifties probably, which is fine. I've got nothing
against an older woman. But and Ace always used to
conflate the two. You'd be like, Riggins likes to get
punched in the face. I'm like, no, I don't. That
is are totally misconstruing what I like. I just like
a woman who knows what she wants, who's a little
aggressive and a.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Little she's mean.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
She's mean.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
It's your interpretation of it.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Ace was just working up to wanting to punch you
in the face, that's all. He He likes it.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
He really was, He said he likes it.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
You got to stop saying that. Please. People are going
to walk up on the street and just rock my
my snock box and that's not going to be cool.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Please don't do that.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
But anyway, Kate Goslin is now in a relationship, she
announced on Instagram, So that is something that is now trending.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Funco Pops the company might be on the way out.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
They reported a million dollar loss last year. Funko Pops
are obviously those collectible toys that adults seem to enjoy
or did. Our friend tech te Rob has a lot
of Funko pops. He was collecting them. I think he
had a couple hundred.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Unless the company going out of business means that will
grow in value someday. Maybe I have one the rock
gave me.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
That's right, you do now.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
I don't know if it's related, but he also collected
a lot of beanie babies when he was younger, and
obviously that turned into a gold mine. So I don't
know what the value of these will be.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
But I see a pattern, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I'm noticing a pattern.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Yeah, so we'll see how long Funko Pops are around
for and then you know what's happened. I watch a
lot of videos on social media, and there's one category
of videos that dominates my feed and it may surprise
you or maybe it won't, but either way, we're gonna
have a lot of laughs with it.
Speaker 9 (30:40):
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Speaker 10 (30:55):
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Speaker 9 (31:09):
Now back to the TJ. Hanwrigging Show.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Not Middle of the morning to you, but top of
the morning to.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
You, Top of the morning to one video category I
love on TikTok and Instagram muck bang.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Videos for years and years.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
It has become my number one kind of video to
enjoy on the Internet. I love watching people eat. I
don't care if they're in their car or sitting in
their dirty living room. I love a muck bang video.
I don't like people who eat really messily, yeah, where
it's spilling down the sides of their face. I like
somebody who can eat cleanly. Like I have preferences in
(31:53):
watching these videos. Well, a video came across my feed
last night and it was a woman. She said, welcome
to my ghetto muck bang. And I was like, what
is a ghetto muck bang? And she goes, welcome to
my ghetto muckbang. I'm gonna eat a whopper in bed?
Sounds good to me not to watch it, but I
(32:15):
don't know that I could eat a whopper in bed.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
I love a whopper. It's probably top top five fast
food burgers. TJ. I know you feel the same. A
whopper is so good, but you don't.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Believe in eating anything in bed, which I'm kind of
with you on that.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
That's gonna be kind of My question is I think
a whopper is too much to eat in bed? And again,
like you said, I'm not a big fan of eating
in bed, but I'm not totally against it either.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
I think it depends on the food.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Yes, I've got a list of foods here, and I
want to see if TJ and Lindsay would eat these
things in bed and just be honest and well, maybe
we can learn something about each other. So TJ, would
you eat chicken wings in bed?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
No?
Speaker 7 (32:57):
No, Lindsay would you know? Okay? And Lindsay, are you
a bed eater?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yes, okay, sheets a lot of bits.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Lindsay, would you eat a Caesar salad in bed?
Speaker 5 (33:11):
No? No?
Speaker 7 (33:14):
No, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
I think if you're gonna eat in bed, let it
not be a salad. For some reason, that just seems weird.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I like comfort foods in the bed, okay, like soup, like.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Just fat, fattening foods, not a salad.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
I think I think that's gonna become clear. So TJ,
would you eat ribs in bed?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
No? No, No, I'm pretty much a no eating in
bed person ever, pretty much?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Yeah, okay, Lindsey, chicken tenders.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Oh yeah, French fries absolutely.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
I think that's the break is that if it's fattening,
it feels more right to eat it in bed.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Agreed. But I only I'm the only one that can
eat in bed. If Kyle tries to, I'm losing it.
I'm like, get on the bed, stop eating. He's like,
it's okay for you to. I know, I'm not spilling
anything and I'm being clean.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Oh wait, so you have a double standard. Yeah, when
comes see your husband. Wow, you never uncovered that before.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
And it's shocking.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
I know, like, if I'm eating a bag of chips,
Delilah can't grab any if she's in the bed.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
H it's so messed up.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
And why do you assume that he can't eat cleanly?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Because I've witnessed it. He one time. I don't know
what he had. I don't know, and but I saw
crumb and that's it. That's it. One crumb for me
in the bed.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
You're out crumby. Kyle's gotta go.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, you know, if I were him, that would make
me go in there with a damn Philly cheese steak
and start eating.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah, he wants to.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Good, I would do it.
Speaker 9 (35:04):
This is the GJ and Riggans Show. GJ.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Riggins and Lindsay. I want to thank you for listening.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Let's go.
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Am wearing my Hey kool Aid hoodie today.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I love that color.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Thanks. It's bright red and I look like the kool
Aid man in it. But whatever. Hey yeah, all right,
So Lindsay says she has she can't believe she didn't
tell us this story before, but it's about your husband.
And he got caught cheating in school.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yes, in college, he went to Illinois State. He so
he was on the baseball team. He would they his
group of friends on the baseball team were friends with
the all star soccer player girl. She apparently got a test,
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like a copy of a test somewhere and they were
gonna take the test that next week. So Kyle rallied
his friends up. He had like so he was the pitcher,
He had the first baseman, the catcher, and some other
people that were his close friends saying, hey, we're in
the same class. Let's get with this girl to give
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us the test, and that way we will ace it,
you know, and whatever. So they get with the girl.
She's like fine, you gotta pay me. He's like, okay, fine,
the payer she gives him the test. So it's five
of the guys. They memorize the test, take it, leave,
think they aced it.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
They're like, yeah, bro, hi five. So then the.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Next day the teacher after the class was like, I
need to see Kyle bloom blah blah blah named the
five people, and they were all like oh shoot. So
they go down to the front and she's like, so
the test that you got your hands on was from
last year and yeah, and so anyway, they were all like,
(37:24):
oh my god. And so she told the coach they
were suspended for some games whatever. It wrecked him because
he was in the line up to get drafted, you know,
or he had thought, and so he had to grovel
I mean to get where that he did get drafted,
but I mean, by the skin of his teeth.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Please draft me, please please draft me.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
And you believe that.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
So the girl had the test from the last year
and she still got paid for it.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
I'd be like, I want.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
My money back gone and got it back from her,
and she ratted her out as the one that sold it.
I would have if she sold me the wrong test.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I would have said, well, okay, you know, we we
got a test, but the place we got it was
from all star soccer player over here. Yeah, so you
need to go get her.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
I did ask if he rated her out, and he said,
Lynn snitches, get stitches, baby, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
This is from mean soccer chicks.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I've never cheated, so I don't know, but that's wild.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah, I would. I would want to know from her.
I would go to her and say, all right, so
show me what you made on the test. And if
she made the same thing, then I would know that
she didn't realize that the test had been from the
year before either. But if she ended up making a
good grade on it or better than what we did,
it didn't make the exact same mistakes, then I would say,
you knew you were selling us a bogus test.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Well, she didn't get in trouble, so clearly she knew something.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, let's say you got to go to penitentiary.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
These bros out here trying to cheat. These bros, oh
che kids.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Stupid school, don't they know they gotta let the athletes
do what they gotta do. They don't care about that
schooling yea's not a lesson a bunch of communist professors.
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can subscribe to all our social media's please It's not
like we ask you every day or anything to do that.
So please get off of it it being your buttocks
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and do that for us. It's the the least you
could do.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
So.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
This is a woman in her thirties who is asking
her married friends to be a little more supportive of
her being a single woman, and she has a specific
way that they need to be more supportive.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
Listen, it's a reminder. When your single friend who's in
her thirties and on the dating apps is talking about
her dating life, it does absolutely nothing for her for
you to say, Oh my god, I can never date
in this day and age. I can never date in
my thirties, I can never be single in my thirties
like you. I could never be on the dating apps.
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I could never I could never do it cheer doing.
I could never do it cheer' doing. Why are you
saying that to her? Who is that for? Who is
what you just said for? Here's what you could say instead.
Let me ask my husband if he has any single friends.
Let me ask my husband to ask his friends if
they have any single friends. That is actually what you
(41:25):
should say to your single friends.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
This is just a.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Little refresher on being a good friend.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Okay, okay, Now, obviously I'm not her friend, but I
can give her some very good advice about how to
not be single anymore if she doesn't want to be.
First thing I would do if I were her is
stop gesturing with your fingernails. Love gesturing with your long
fingernails while you're talking emphatically. All men hate that. It's
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one of the biggest turn offs men have. In the
year twenty twenty five of our Lord, I don't get
it on fingernails and you're like you're moving a puppet
while you're talking. That is the biggest turn off to
a man. It makes his stomach turn when you do that.
So stop, just stop.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
It, especially when you can hear it.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Hear it's not cool. And I mean, if you don't
care about attracting a man, and that's fine, just like
I say, if you don't care about attracting a good
man that you can have a future with, go ahead
and cuss up a storm. But if you want a
guy that can build a nice life with you and
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have a future and be a you know, a good
husband and a father and all of that, then clean
up your language, stop smoking, and stop gesturing with your
long fingernails.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Now, listen, I'm an old, wise man, So you can
scoff at me. You can get mad at me if
you want. Ladies and ladies who are married are probably
mad because I have that criticism. I'm sorry that advice.
I'm not saying that you don't have the right to
do all of those things because you do. All I'm
saying is that a good man is not going to
want to build a life with you if you do
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any or all of those things.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
And do you assume not just in the video they're
doing it, but in an argument with the significant Okay, yeah, yes, that's.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
What's true either way. If you're gesturing with your fingernails,
and I'll add another one to it. If you want
a man that's a good man you can build a
future with. Lower your tone. Men don't like loud women,
I guess don't. Good men don't like loud women.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
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Speaker 3 (44:26):
Oh, it's such a well beautiful day where we are.
Could be not so beautiful where you are since we're
bad in nationwide, but whatever, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
It's a little chilly here, but it's gonna be warming
up soon because Wicked two is set to.
Speaker 7 (44:43):
Hit theaters next week. Are you guys like go to
the movies on Thanksgiving kind of people?
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Mm hmm, no me either. I'm going to a coma
on Thanksgiving people.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Yeah, I take a nap, you know.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
I always thought that was crazy that people could go
out after eating and then go sit through a movie.
But that's what the producers of Wicked Too are hoping
will happen.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Now.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
This is out next week, even though Thanksgiving is the
following week, but they're they're hoping for a big opening
for this sequel.
Speaker 7 (45:13):
So a lot of people are gonna go check that out.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
I know, Lindsay watched the first one, and what was
your review on the first Wicked movie?
Speaker 5 (45:19):
I liked it. I watched it with my daughter. She
liked it. I thought it was good. But it's kind
of my realm. I mean, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yeah, you're a witch?
Speaker 5 (45:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Actually yes, yeah, like dancing musical like I like stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 7 (45:42):
It is the most successful musical ever turned into a film.
I mean.
Speaker 6 (45:45):
It was a monster movie starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Arrivo,
and they both turned in performances that critics and audiences loved,
so they split it up into two movies. That new
one is out next week if you're interested.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Wicked too.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Here today is National Pizza with all the toppings except
Anchovy's Day. Interesting national holiday there right?
Speaker 5 (46:08):
Specific?
Speaker 7 (46:09):
Mm hmm, it is very specific. My grandfather loved anchovies
on pizza. TJ. Is that your thing?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
No, it's not. But I was about to say, uh,
if I only had two choices of topping, I couldn't
just have a cheese pizza or but I had to
have a topping on it, and they said, you can
either have anchovies or Italian sausage. I'm taking the anchovies. Really,
I hate Italian sausage.
Speaker 7 (46:34):
Say it again.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
You know why I hate Italian sausage.
Speaker 7 (46:37):
I do know why you hate Italian sausage because it's
got a vapor.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
It's got a vapor like uh, it's the meat version
of rye bread.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Hobby in its spicy like that.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah don't. I don't mind the spicy. It's just that
it's got that mint, the latam in it or whatever
it is.
Speaker 7 (47:00):
Hated Italian sauce. It has mentilate them.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's like smoking a pack of New Ports. Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 6 (47:09):
And then in other food news, they had the World
Tara Massou Championship in Italy, obviously earlier this week, and
the prize winner, the number one winner, was a woman
from Japan. So she went to Italy and dominated this
Tara Massou competition. And here's what her Tara Massoux looked like.
It looked like a grand piano filled with cherries and
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whatever else you find in a Tara Massou. So congratulations
to her takes.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
I think you have that confused Riggins. How her name
was Tara Matsu.
Speaker 7 (47:45):
I was confused. Yeah, maybe that's maybe that's what it was.
Get it?
Speaker 3 (47:52):
You don't get it? I think I got it. I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (47:56):
And I've never had Terra masoux. It sounds a little
too fancy for me. I think I'm more of a
donut kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
If you like espresso, you'd like it.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
But yeah, it's coffee. Say he's like coffee, Okay.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
You've got espresso beans on top.
Speaker 7 (48:09):
Mm hmm, no fancy.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah, I don't like Italian desserts.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Glad you said desserts.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
The sausage.
Speaker 7 (48:19):
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Speaker 6 (48:59):
And you know sometimes online purchases will come back to
haunt you, and I had that experience last night. I
was I was placing an order on Chewy, which I love.
I love this company Chewy. It's like Amazon for pets.
And my love affairs started when I signed up for
a Chewy account. And like three months later, they sent
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me a hand painted picture of my dog Riley out
of the blue.
Speaker 7 (49:25):
Yes, and it just showed up.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
And I even asked the company. I said, can you
please send me the artist's name so I can thank them?
And they said, no, it's just something we do for
our customers.
Speaker 7 (49:35):
Please don't worry.
Speaker 6 (49:36):
About just enjoy the picture. And I thought, what an
incredible company. And you've once you learn about Chewy, they
do this kind of stuff all the time. This is
not an ad for Chewy. I just love them very much.
So I'm placing my Chewy order last night for some
dog food and it says, hey, do you want to
reorder these peanut butter bubbles that you bought for Riley
(49:56):
a year ago? Rewind to a year ago. I found
that they make peanut butter flavored bubbles that you can
blow for your dog. And I obviously purchased them, obviously,
but they asked me as I was checking out. They said,
we can add it to your cart right now, or
you can auto ship it to arrive every three weeks.
(50:16):
And I thought, now there is a true psychopath. If
you have peanut butter bubbles on autoship, you are next
level nutcase.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, you're not just using them for your dog, right,
you got nefarious things going on?
Speaker 6 (50:34):
Yeah, something sketchy is going on if you're auto shipping
your peanut butter bubbles. What's the most Do you guys
have anything odd on autoship that might surprise people? It's
kind of a very specific question, but if we get answers,
I think they're going to be incredible, And we actually
have a few on Facebook right now.
Speaker 7 (50:52):
But do you guys have anything like that.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I have things on autoship, but they're not anything crazy, okay,
normal stuff.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
We posted this on Facebook at TJ Riggins Show, and
a lot of people DMed us their answers because I
think they're embarrassed by it. But this person, who wants
to remain anonymous, she said, I get taco seasoning auto
shipped every month, like I'm running some sort of tex
Mex empire.
Speaker 9 (51:17):
But I'm not.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
She uses that much.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
I guess it's so versatile. People don't realize how versatile
taco seasoning is.
Speaker 5 (51:26):
I get that, but a big thing of it every month.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
That's yeah, you never know. I guess not doing taco Tuesday,
Wednesday and Thursday. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (51:38):
A guy DMed us and he said, I get a
dinosaur gummy vitamins and I'm thirty four.
Speaker 7 (51:45):
They're on autoship, Well, okay, yummy.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
As I think my wife has. Because I don't have
anything on autoship because I don't buy anything she does.
I think she has community coffee pods, the com Unity
brand coffee pod, automatic ship whatever they call it.
Speaker 7 (52:07):
That's pretty that seems pretty normal.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
It's a in a company, that's why.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (52:13):
Another guy, DM Destiny said I get many drink umbrellas
on autoship. We got a tiki bar in the backyard,
and we love to entertain, so they ship two.
Speaker 7 (52:25):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (52:26):
So it sounds like the tiki bar is really the
centerpiece of their backyard and he they love to entertain,
so that.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
Mat can you imagine the yard?
Speaker 3 (52:38):
That is awesome? I love that.
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Speaker 3 (53:19):
Riggins. I hate to be a problem, but I want
to redo all of my parts of the Thanksgiving throwdown. Okay,
I don't like the way I could have done that
so much better. I think I really I didn't know
what you were going to do with it. Now that
I know what you're doing with it, I can. I
(53:41):
think I can do I could do it better. I
could if we could do another take.
Speaker 7 (53:45):
Say, well, now.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
Give me an example of what you're thinking, because I'll
tell you what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Well, first of all, the Thanksgiving throwdown is the deal
that Riggins created. And and I don't know why. Why
is that? Oh because of Table and Twine, right, yes,
our clients Table and Twine. They have a Thanksgiving feast
that you can buy that's prepared by their professional chefs
and all. And I don't know. I just think I
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could have been funnier with some of my responses. But
think that's my problem though, I think too much that
I have to be funny all the time, and I
put that pressure on myself. So maybe it is okay.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (54:31):
I thought yours were great. I think the problem with mine.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
I thought you were going to be able to hear
Riggins saying the options. So for example, when you said
pumpkin pie or peak pecan pie, however you said it,
the guy said it different, that's actually saying it. So
that's why I went to the whole spiel about how,
(54:57):
oh I say it different.
Speaker 5 (54:59):
He actually said it like me, So it didn't make sense.
Speaker 6 (55:02):
Yeah, he's like a British ring announcer, like a you know,
a fight. You know, so he pronounced it p can,
but you pronounce it pe khan.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
But he said it more similar to how I say it.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
But when you anyway, it didn't make sense how I
responded because I'm like, oh, you say it like this
and I say it like that.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
But anyway, it doesn't matter. I thought you were going
to hear your voice. Now that I know, I want
to redo them all.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
If you haven't noticed, Lynn Riggans tries to distance himself
from us as much as possible, so he takes himself
out of all of the video promos that he puts together. Yes,
and then he takes himself out of the Thanksgiving throwdown
for Table and Twine. He's ashamed to be seen with us,
is what it is.
Speaker 5 (55:48):
I'm offended?
Speaker 3 (55:49):
Shall so am?
Speaker 5 (55:51):
We embarrass him?
Speaker 3 (55:53):
Obviously we do. There's no other, no other reason why
he would do that.
Speaker 7 (55:58):
You are idiots. I can't stand either of you.
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Since the beginning of time with oh Adam and Eve,
Adam said, Lord, I just cannot figure out what this
woman's thinking. And from that point on, man have said
I can't figure women out. We can't figure women out.
And here's a young man whose girlfriend did something that
(57:09):
he just doesn't understand accused him of being an ick. Listen, Wait,
you can't listen until I turned the volume up on it.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
So I gave a girl an ick last week and
I want to see if it's valid.
Speaker 9 (57:25):
We went to Target.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
And she said the way I asked the worker where
something was was an ick.
Speaker 3 (57:32):
And I was like, what do you mean? How's that
an ick?
Speaker 2 (57:35):
She goes, who the says if I was a jar
of peanut butter, where would I be.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
I don't see the problem.
Speaker 5 (57:46):
I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
Now is that goofy and stupid? Yes? But I would
take more points away for her using the term ig
and then for his using it as well. How is
that inn Well, you know, I I think, yeah, that
(58:09):
that's goofy. He's a goofball. But she she's in the
wrong for using the term.
Speaker 5 (58:15):
Ick And is it gen z Are we going with that?
I mean, what level is it? Could be?
Speaker 4 (58:24):
I hate it too, and I'm a millennial, so I
don't know who uses it. But what happened to the
days of like, okay, you're just being that was silly?
Speaker 5 (58:34):
Like I think it's.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
What they mean now when they say that she's probably
being playful with them, but just well a lot of yick,
it just means you're disgusting.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Yeah, and a lot of a lot of times now
girls on social media are like if I get one ick,
I'm out.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
And I'm like, yeah, it's like a death sentence a girl.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
When you get married, you can I'm about to get
a lot of X. Okay, like deal with it. I
mean not really, but I'm just saying, like, you're so
sensitive to what makes you have an it, you know.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Cringe, it makes you what makes you cringe? One for
me is and it's not even anybody a date. It's
a lot of times when like my dad used to
flirt with the waitresses and stuff, and you know, go
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act like he can go get stuff himself because he
goes there a lot. He can just go behind the
counter and do stuff. Yeah, don't be doing that.
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That's right, that's what we do here on now Trending.
I don't know if everybody seems to think that there's
too many podcasts out there.
Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
They say they're making podcast equipment too cheap.
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
They need to make it more expensive, meaning that there's
a lot of dumb people with podcasts. But there's about
to be a lot more because TikTok just announced a
partnership with iHeartMedia that's going to bring TikTok creators to
Iheart's platforms. So expect more podcasts, more radio shows, long
form video content from TikTok creators on your radio and
(01:00:45):
your smartphones and all things like that.
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More radio shows.
Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
That's the idea.
Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
They want to make the TikTok stars popular on the
radio as well, not just podcasts and video. So it
is a pretty bold move. But they see to think
that the the true, you know, heart of content that
lives on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Oh, it's gonna suck so bad too, oh man.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Yeah, they may get one one gem out of I
don't know, every ten thousand. Yeah, you know, as far
as a radio.
Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Show, because I don't feel like TikTok dances are equivalent to.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Well, unless they completely change the entire scope of what
radio is. Sure, if if it's radio as it's always been,
then it's going to be hard to translate a TikTok
person into a full radio show that's compelling and can
(01:01:45):
hold an audience, because I mean, it's not it's not
just something you sit down and do. I mean, it's
it's a craft, you know. But if they change what
radio is supposed to be, they change the whole scope
of it, then they'll probably get a bunch of things
that they consider to be good radio. Yeah. Yeah, Like
(01:02:07):
if you make everything in a town legal, then you
cut your crime rate almost completely, right, Yeah, we have
no crime in our city. Yeah, because nothing's illegal, so
who's able to break the law.
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Yeah, it's a good analogy.
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
Yeah, so we'll see. We may have more TikTok creators
on the radio soon. And then today's National French Dip
Sandwich Day. So that is one of my all time
favorite sandwiches, so juicy and delicious. Dip me, baby, dip
me absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Anybody else are just cheese and.
Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Oh yeah, just cheese and meat would be fine with
me in that big steaming bowl of azu place. Forget
about it. There's big changes coming to hotels across America
and it's going to shock you.
Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
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Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
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to t J Riggins dot com slash explosion. Thank you
for joining us. This is t J and Riggins.
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I'm sorry the wrong one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Thank you for being part of the New Radio Explosion.
Now back to the t J and Riggins Show.
Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Oh what a glorious day, Yes beautiful? Really do.
Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
I let t J.
Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
Did you just sign in on your Mac? Yes, okay,
I got an email about it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yeah, I had my email open earlier, and then all
of a sudden I went to look at it again
and it was you know, I had to put in
my business. Yeah. It lets your print and everything.
Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
It lets me know every time TJ signs in on
his computer, which is fun for me because it's like,
you know, it's like keeping tabs on him when I
didn't even want to. Yeah, there's a big change coming
to hotels. A lot of hotel chains are figuring out
a way to accommodate people's dogs while they're on their honeymoon. Now,
(01:04:37):
how do you do that? Well, you got to transform
the honeymoon suites into dog friendly rooms, because more and
more couples are asking hotels, hey, what's your pet policy
because we just got married and we want to bring
our dog with us on our honeymoon. And then the
hotels are going, well, our honeymoon suite doesn't accommodate dogs,
(01:04:57):
and they say, well, we're not going to stay there.
So more and more hotels are figuring out ways to
make this possible for newlyweds. Bad idea to bring your
dog on your honeymoon.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Well, first of all, if you're not married, you shouldn't
have a dog together. That's first thing. Wait until marriage
to get a pet.
Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Okay, I do kind of agree with that.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
You know, same with having babies.
Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Because if you break up, no to get some.
Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Yeah, it's just that you're not a couple yet. In
that way, you're not like a married couple. You have
a dog together. If you're not married, you don't need
to have a dog together. You shouldn't have any responsibilities
together if you're not married.
Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
And I know many of times they break up and
then every other weekend they get the dog. And it's
weird because it's like you dated for like a minute.
Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Right, It's like you're pretending to be an adult.
Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
Yeah, what if she had the dog before?
Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
Well never mind, who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
But either way, go on your honeymoon without the dog.
Please if you can, yes, well how can you not?
Some can keep that dog or make it part of
what you're saving for the honeymoon to be able to
board the dog. Yes, you don't take. You're gonna get
plenty of attention being newlyweds. Wherever you go, tell the
DJ out by the pool that y'all are newlyweds. He'll
(01:06:27):
announce it, Everybody will cheer and toast you, and you're
gonna get plenty of attention. You don't have to take
your dog with you to get everybody to look at you.
Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
I didn't expect that reaction.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Of so you didn't. I know you didn't, but I
thought I would give it anyway.
Speaker 9 (01:06:46):
This is the show.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
GJ, Riggins and Lindsey want to thank you for listening.
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