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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The regular recommended daily dose of funny is just not enough.
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Thankfully we have extra Funny with TJ and Riggins.
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Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now do they have desserts? Yes, okay, well that's what
I'm getting.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, these little apple tartlet things that they have and
you just pop them in the oven. You're great, from
freezer to oven to your belly. So I didn't tell
y'all that I was upset the other day and I
couldn't figure it out, and I thought, great, something's messed up,
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and I don't know how to fix it. You know,
we got a brand new refrigerator when we moved, and
it has a feature on it that makes these giant
ice balls. So it makes the regular ice that comes
out of the dispenser thing, and then it has a
drawer in the bottom that drops it gets ice balls
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dropped into.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It like a ski glass wood like that size.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I love that. And I was saying, Jody,
something is wrong because this thing is not making as
many ice balls as it's's supposed to. I mean it
was it was churning them out, and now there aren't
nearly as many in the drawer. And because when we
first got it, she you know, she wasn't she didn't
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care much about it. And then the next thing she's like,
oh really, well great, you know, like something else going wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And then I look up the other day and she's
filling up her water thing. We both have these things,
and hers is white, and she goes over to the
freezer and pulls out that drawer and starts putting ice
balls in it. And I was like, well, there go
my ice balls right there there they go.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean, I can't have anything, you can't have nothing, but.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Listen, it's they last all day. I don't know why
she wasn't utilizing them to.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Begin with, because women ain't supposed to have ice balls.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I love ice balls, they're not.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I love ice balls and ice pellets, but I don't
like just regular eye.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I mean I use it because that's what we have.
You know, we're poor. We have regular eyes.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You mean ice pellets like they have it sonic.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes, love those ice pet like I want for Christmas.
And ice pellet maker. It's like eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's stupid.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I know somebody who has one. Yeah, bang it, Jen,
But it's at her little her play condo thing at
the baseball field.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It doesn't even get used that much. Give to the needy.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
More than you.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, as soon as soon as they walk in that place,
they walk right over to that start scooping out ice
pellets by an orange juice splash of sprite drinks.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yes, m mbody else would you do.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
So let me ask you something. So the ice balls
is it?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Do they do?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
They form in a tray or something and then just
dump into a big drawer where you can grab as
many as you want.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, yeah, I bet you could hurt somebody with those.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
How big are they like a golf ball size?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, they're bigger than that.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
They're like.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
That's the size of a tennis ball.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Just imagine a high ball glass, a regular like a
whiskey glass with ice, an ice chunk in it that
takes up most of the glass. That's what you make
an old fashion or something. You use one of those
big ice chunks.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Have you ever seen so you put it in in
the morning, how long does it take for it to
completely melt?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well, I've I put three in this thing. Yeah, and
I think it's twenty four ounces. It holds twenty four ounces.
And I'll drink it all day and then the next
morning I'll get it to refill it, and it will
still have ice in it. Not full ball, it still
has enough ice in it where I don't have to,
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you know, refill it with ice.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's wild. I need to get these big balls.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, you need them.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I need these. But you can't just buy like I
need to buy a new fridge.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I think you could probably buy an ice maker that
makes ice balls, just like you can buy an ice
countertop ice maker that does pellets.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Gotcha, Yes, yes, they're just so dang expensive.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I can't believe Kyle doesn't have hasn't bought you a
refrirerie trader that makes ice balls? Yet I can't stand him.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
He's he's the worst.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Does he even work? No, you should jump it around
playing video games all day?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Should jump in? Give me that ice maker. What are
you even working for? What do you even work? What
do you pay for?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I'm sitting here with regular ice like a like a
you know, a peasant. It's not right.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I tell you something else. That little friend Jenny has
in her house and her her play condo at the
ball field. It's one one of the places in Vegas,
I want to say, they say it's Aria, but one
of those where they have a mall attached to the
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to the hotel and casino and all that, and it
has a very distinctive odor like an air freshener. Yes,
she has the ones that they have in those malls
that is automatic that yes, mists periodically, and she has
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to order all of the stuff for it. Somehow found
out exactly what they used, so her house and her
condo both smell like Aria.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I love that I have one, and my house now
smells like the Four Seasons. The people are walking here
like something's a mess here. Yeah, I smell for seasons.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
It just doesn't look like it something is a mist.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah. I do love those though, because they have like
a Miami hotel like you know.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, it's great Hotel six that's made by Glade.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, red roof in uh.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I remember when those were the only types of air fresheners.
Was in the can. It came out of the top
of it, like you push the button and it come
out that way, and it, I mean just looked like
you had just released milk into the air.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It was so thick and smelled like you were in
a field of eighty million flowers.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I can remember. I can see just as clearly as
day my nana walking through the house and it made
that sound cool. You're like, give me an umbrella, please
let me or like, I won't spray air freshener in
the air, and if I do, I'm already out of
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the room and I'll go pick yeah like that because
I don't want it falling on me.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Do you remember that fake linen smell. I can't smell it.
It gives me a headache. Yeah, so strong.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
But I think something happens to women as they get
a certain age where they start losing their sense of
smell because you know, old ladies just pack on the
perfume and you know, in their house if if they
have air freshen room, I mean issues like they would
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put a plug in and just turn it all the
way to full blast.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, I can see myself getting to that level and
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
And I wonder if it's because they've gone so many
years using perfume that it kind of dulls their sense
of smell because they've always got it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That definitely happens. It definitely happens.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's proven, I mean because I can't even smell my
perfume now and people are like, what are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'm like, I can't even smell it. Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What is that fragrance called? Is that from the the
too much line?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
What is that.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Sick toddler smell?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
What that perfume you have is that? Is that the
is that overbearing for women?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Maybe that's what I'm trying to conceal. Other things.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I have.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I had a friend he had passed now, but he
was the first person I ever knew that used that
jupe lit sweet smelling yes, and he would just coat
himself in it and he would call it so people
would ask him, what is that colonial wearing? He would say, Uh,
it's called a dop. I mean he's sorry, DoD. He'd say,
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it's called DoD. Drown out the dope.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
He was always smoking weed and he was trying to
keep the people from smelling it on him. He drove
a broncho and every time before he get out of
that bronco, he'd take that.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Jupe and just, oh, I wonder if they still make
to they do?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And I think it's cheaper now than it used to be.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh really, Jop?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, I think they said it was Walgreens and Walmart.
Now I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Jupe with an exclamation, right, yeah, Jop, honey, you can
get that for twenty four and Walgreens Walmart.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, So there you go. I know where I'm going now.
They they lock up the razor blades, but they're protecting
They're not protecting that jupe. You walk out with that.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
This is TJ.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Riggins extra funny,