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Best Halloween Candy, Lindsay’s Costume Reveal & Spooky Selections Game | The TJ & Riggins Show

It’s a full-on Halloween party in this episode of The TJ & Riggins Show! The crew debates the best Halloween candy of all time — from classic chocolate favorites to the most controversial trick-or-treat picks. Then, Lindsay finally unveils her Halloween costume for this year, and the reactions are priceless.To top it all off, the team introduces a brand-new Halloween-themed game called Spooky Selections, guaranteed to bring the laughs and a little friendly competition. It’s funny, festive, and packed with Halloween vibes you won’t want to miss!

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's the perfect start to today new radio nets TJ
and Oregon Show. Thank you for being part of the
New Radio Explosion.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, hey y'all, huh hello, Friggins is waving for the
audio only listeners, the radio listeners.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hey friends, Uh what what did our the guy Jeffrey
Searles that we used to it's in the mountains of
North Caroline. Is he in the mountains of North Carolina?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
It's near Fadville?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Okay, Uh, I know he said. He'd say high friends,
and he would talk about all the day core that
they had at his place, and and uh but what
was the last thing he said about your joy?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, he'd be like, come in Saturday, ten to three Saturday.
We've got the warehouse open and remember find your joy,
your enjoy. That's tell you something. Now that it's Christmas season,
he's got the Christmas Day core out. He is on
another level of excited. Love that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, we don't know him personally. We just see his
videos on Instagram, have advertisements for his store.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
He's a joyful, joyful person.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Find your joy, Find your joy.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, look, I know we do a four hour show here.
I'm not going to guarantee that I'm gonna make all
four hours. I'm sure I'm on the I'm struggling this morning.
I had that late gig with the other radio station,
and uh oh yeah, I didn't get into bed. I

(01:43):
got about maybe four hours sleep last night.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Oh no, How did that go though? Was it good?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well? Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Did you do your comedic performance?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Uh yeah, I got off a goodie every now and then, good,
good good.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Is that the first first public event you've done with
the radio station?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, there was. You remember the thing at the ballpark
that night and then everybody was out there and then
the equipment failed right as my show started.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Right right? How could we forget?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
So? But this was it was fun. It was fun.
All of the listeners that came were really cool. Nobody,
you know. And Jody even said, hey, don't don't introduce
me as your wife. Don't don't point me out when
you get up there, because I don't want anybody to
kill me. Oh gosh, I love.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
That I'm with her. I have the same thoughts because you.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Know, the stuff that I do on that show is
I guess some people would consider inflammatory or you know,
rock us.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Nothing like telling you that before you get on the stage,
like okay.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
And one of the morning show hosts, and they're not
left or right leaning on that show. It's just a
regular unbiased news program. And the woman that's on the show,
we've been friends for years and years and he's Beth Troutman.
And I said that, and Jody was serious. I said

(03:22):
it on stage to be funny, and then Beth goes,
oh is Jody here? Oh, I said, don't point her out.
I just said don't point because she was about to
start waving at her and yeah, yeah, I'll talk later.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
That's so funny. Yeah, she's not joking, but yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
You know, I don't like going into the big, dangerous
city and trying to maneuver that, especially at night when
it's raining.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
And uh yeah, was it at like an event space
or a restaurant or something.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It was a a brewery called Heist Heist Brewery over
the why what they call camp something or another?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Parking was so easy. I'm lying.

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Speaker 3 (04:48):
Uh. Through the years, I have been asked, how do
you decide on the people that will be on the
show with you? Like, how do you pick the show members?
And Lindsey just proved one of the reasons why we
use this as a as a qualification. If a person

(05:13):
cannot be self deprecating and they're not going to fit
in with the rest of us. And you know, the
Lindsey starts so many sentences during the commercial breaks with
let me tell you how stupid I am?

Speaker 5 (05:32):
And I feel super dumb right now, let me tell
you what happened? Do we have time? All right? So,
as you know, if you watch Lindsay lug I bought
blue light glasses. I have a brown pair, I have
a clear pair. I was having people vote on them.
You know, I don't look good in glass. I was
kind of upset about it. TJ was like, why don't

(05:52):
you just turn the lighting, like the light down on
your computer screen? And I'm like, because the glare was
so bad on my glasses. So I'm like, oh, okay, yeah,
so I turn it down, no glare on the glasses.
I'm like, oh my god, you're yes. Well I take
the glasses off, and I'm like, now I don't even
need the glasses because the computer screen is so dark.

(06:15):
I am so dumb. Listen, I just beent like twenty
bucks on stupid.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, but I think that you also may need some
reading glasses.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Well, now that age, now that's accurate. I need to
go to the eye doctum.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I mean you're past that age.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Actually, I know.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
I'm just I'm so stupid. This is the might be
the dumbest one, No, not the dumbest thing I've ever done,
both close.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
But how would you have known? You wouldn't have known
that to.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Turn down the brightness on the computer screen. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I mean, I don't Yeah, I guess. So I thought
that the blue light thing was just come anytime you
were looking at a computer, the stuff that the computer
screen puts out on your eyes pretty much the darkness
and the brightness had anything to do with it.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Well, I'm assuming it does, because my eyes were hurting
when it was bright, and then you told me to
turn it down. I did, and now it's fine.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
It could be a combination of both. It might be
the blue light and then also just a very bright
screen from your.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Face because now it's super dark. I mean, I don't
mind it though.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah. And I just discovered that about the glare on
the glasses maybe two weeks ago. And because I was
so frustrated with that too, I got put because I'd
take my glasses on and off. Yeah, because of that glare,
and people were complaining because they couldn't see my green
eyes and you know, trying to do something for the people,

(07:46):
that's what I was doing.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Well, we kept thinking it was like the spotlights on us,
you know, the ring lights, but the whole time it
was the damn computer.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
God. And that's also it also changes the lighting of
your whole face, you know, because now mostly all the
light you're getting is from the ring light and not
any from that glare of a computer screen.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Right.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh man, I mean I've been looking so good lately.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
M teacher class.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeh knows class to be called trial and error. To
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(08:45):
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Speaker 1 (09:08):
Now back to the teach Anregon Show. Listen everywhere. Thank
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Speaker 3 (09:16):
Dan's good morning, what and all, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It's tough out here for these guys. I've learned in
the last couple of years. All we hear about is
ix and things like that, and reasons why women just
don't like little things that guys do. Well, a woman
got on TikTok. She was like, can I just tell
you something? Can I be honest for a second. We
were out shopping, me and my boyfriend, and you know
it's false. So it gets warmer in the afternoon, so

(09:41):
he takes off his hoodie, like during a Costco trip.
He takes off his hoodie and he ties it around
his waist and then continues and then continues to shop,
and she goes, I'm sorry, I just can't get it
off my mind. I'm not gonna break up with him
over it, obviously, but it was so gross to see

(10:02):
him do that.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, I don't blame her. Most of the time, I'm like,
these these young women are just so nitpicky, and you know,
they're never happy. They just say what they think they're
supposed to say to be cool on social media. But
I wholeheartedly agree with that one. Why it looks so
feminine to have something a jacket tied around his waist.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
It absolutely looks feminine because I do it, and I
even think it looks feminine.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I mean, what is he supposed to do? Would it
have been more appropriate if he like draped it around
his shoulders like and tied it like a you know,
preppy kind of look.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I do it all the time because I'll be cold
and as soon as I walk into a building, it's
they've got the heat cranking. That's why if I'm going
out and you know, running errands and stuff, I'll put
on a completely zip up hoodie. So I can take
it off, but even if you're taking off your pullover hoodie,
just hang it over the shopping cart or hold it, yeah,

(11:02):
or just you can put it in the shopping cart, yeah, anything,
but tie it around your waist.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Or if you're carrying bags, shopping bags, put it in one, like, yeah,
it's feminine because y'all haven't done that.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
No, I've never done it, but I think and I
think i'd probably just like throw it over my shoulder
or something. I definitely wouldn't tie it around. I think
that is to me, that looks equally as weird.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
I don't think it looks feminine. I think that looks preppy.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah. I just don't like that either.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, because then you're still wearing it, you know, you
still you got it all around your neck. Huh. Yeah,
and that's awkward. But so just put it, drape it
over the edge of the you know where the handle
is of the of the shopping cart.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
There.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Another woman was also on TikTok and she said she
like videoed her husband laying on the couch and he
had his foot, like his leg draped over the arm
of the couch, and she goes, I don't know, I
just can't stand this. It's given me, given me an eck.
All these new things of guys just like trying to
live their lives and then they just get exposed in
front of in front of the internet by their significant other.

(12:11):
It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, it's because these women are seeing some of these
tiktoks and everything, and then they're trying to find their
own thing so they can post it and then the
other girls can laugh and all of that. And they're
not gonna be laughing when they find themselves alone with
no one. Right, that's true, because men are gonna get
tired of that.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
She's gonna be hoping that her boyfriend had a sweatshirt
tied around his waist or leg draped.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
I don't even know what that means. But sometimes Kyle
crosses his legs like a female depending because he's so lanky,
you know, and tall, and sometimes I'm like, okay, that's
a little feminine, but I don't say it gives me
the ick. I'm like, that's him.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Good.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
That's actually kind of comfortable though, Yeah, sitting he's not
dangling his shoe from his toe.

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Speaker 1 (13:36):
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Speaker 3 (13:43):
So I've been thinking, I've been watching the new little show.
It's kind of a mindless little show. So it's in
you know, thirty minute increments, so if I want to
take a break from working during the day, I can
just stop, turn it on, watch an episode, and go
back to work, take a little break. But I actually
enjoyed the show. It's pretty wholesome and interesting. It takes

(14:06):
place in the eighties. It's a sitcom, takes place in
the eighties. It's almost the same format, well it's actually
the exact same format of what was the name of
the show, The Goldbergs or you know that show where
the guy's narrating his life when he was young enough

(14:27):
it but it's a Canadian sitcom. Oh and the acting
some of it is not so great, and it's just
you know, it's kind of weird. But I keep thinking
every time I watch an episode, if Alexis were still
on the show every day, she would be roasting me
about that, because you remember how she used to make

(14:48):
fun of the TV shows that I like.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, she said, you only like shows with bad acting
in it.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Well, a lot of shows you like, though, are like murder,
like documentaries stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
So yeah, but she would get mad because I'd make
fun of Harry Potter and she loves Harry Potter, all
of those, all of those types of shows, and she'd go, you,
just like all these shows were bad acting. At the time,
I was still watching network shows. I would find these
old network shows like CBS, and yeah, you can't compare
the acting and all and the realism of those two

(15:23):
you know, shows that where they can cuss and have
more violence and gore and all that kind of thing, right,
But but yeah, she used to and she would roast
me about that. It's it's set in Newfoundland.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Oh Newfoundland.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I don't even know where that is.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
It's a providence of Canada.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
And they speak French.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Or oh no, no, no, they speak English with a Canadian
accent accent.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah, yeah, where do you find that show?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
It's on Netflix? Okay, what's it's called the name. The
family name is Critch, their last name, and it's called
Son of a Critch.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Oh. I got to check it out.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
You probably wouldn't like it.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
I might have. It's set in the eighties. You know,
I love the eighties.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, it's set in nineteen eighty seven, which was my
senior year. Oh, my senior year.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Were there? Oh I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
I was well born and alive in eighty seven. I
remember eighty seven, you do? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
That was okay? So you had a boy haircut then
boy haircut.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
The Dorothy Hammel, the Big sact, sure, Carol, Yeah, oh,
from nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, right, that's what I'm saying. The Dorothy Hamil was
in the seventies, I know, but I loved it so much.
She took it well into the eighties.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
She never let it go. This is the cutest you've
seen Dorothy Hamil. She's cute. I'm like, no, no one
knows who that is, Like I'm four years old.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well, yeah, if you if you like foreign sitcoms, you
probably would like this.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Were they cool in Canada in nineteen eighty seven? Like
Americans were cool in nineteen eighty seven?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
The whole show is about how awkward and weird his
family is.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
You know, okay, got it.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Okay, good, I like it.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
I like it. But yeah, I might tell Alexis. I
text her and tell check out this show. I've been
watching to see what she does. You up Feeding the Baby.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
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Speaker 1 (18:05):
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Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh man, you know, it seems like we ought to
just get a segment every day and have it sponsored
called who Let the Monkeys Out? Yeah, every day we
have a story about some some craziness with monkeys in
the US. Did you see the story out of Plano, Texas,

(18:34):
which is which is a twin city to Fancy Texas, Texas.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I'm gonna use is that a? Is that Fancy Texas?
Now it's just plain o texts. There was a there's
a spirit spirit Halloween store, so maybe maybe it was
a Joe Anne's fabric. Last year it said they did

(19:04):
a whole news story on it because somebody's pet monkey
got loose because of the animated and animatronic Halloween decoration
scared it. I am guessing one of those big skeletons
or something that moves when you walk past it got
off its leash and started climbing through the rafters and
going nuts inside the Spirit Halloween and they had to

(19:27):
they had to. It took him thirty minutes to coax
him down. His owner, you know, put a cook cookie
out there and got him to come down after thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Here's your cookie.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
First of all, why why I didn't think we were
just allowed to have pet monkeys?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
The other thing is, why did you have to take
to the store with you? Why did you leave it
in the truck?

Speaker 5 (19:53):
What are the laws for the.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
What do you service?

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
What are those laws? Can it be any animal?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Well? It's it has gotten really lax and some places
are trying to tighten up on it because it didn't.
Wasn't it the one that really brought the attention to
how wrong it is and how much people abuse that
law when somebody tried to board a plane with their
emotional support peacock, that's right, And they were like, we

(20:26):
got to get a handle on this.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Right, because the fact they give them papers for that
is wild.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
But the monkey makes the most sense as a service animal.
I feel like if you can really train that monkey
to do some stuff for you, he could probably do
like CPR on you. He could help you up the stairs.
He could do a lot more than a dog could.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
True, Well, I don't know. Not those little monkeys. They're
not worth anything. They're no help. Those little monkeys.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
A little drink tray, run out the charcooterie in between
with a.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Little hat on like a butler hat.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I guess you could train a monkey to shoot shoot
you with an EpiPen or something, make.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Your little cocktails, and it'd be sick.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
What would you do if you walked in the store
you just read like you're going in to buy your
kids Halloween costume or something, and you walk in and
there's a crazy monkey swinging all over the rafters and
jumping down onto the displays and spooped and ready to attack.
I would lose lee leave.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
You'd leave, I mean you wouldn't even go in there.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, and who brought a monkey in the store? Why
you got a monkey in here? Are you that desperate
for attention?

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Dirty? It's where all those weird diseases come from.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yeah, And I think I kind of expected had a
spirit Halloween. If I had to guess, like any retail
place where people would bring in a monkey, it'd be
a spirit Halloween.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Yeah. Well, because he blends in with all the props,
and he said.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
That a lot of the customers when they came in
then they thought it was fake until it looked like
it was about to jump out him.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
GJ.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
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(22:36):
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Speaker 3 (22:51):
I didn't even know if I was going to talk
about this or not. That screwed up big time last night.
So we go to this event that I had with
the other radio station. The weather here has been just nasty,
you know, rainy and all, and it was it had

(23:12):
been just this drizzle all day yesterday. It didn't even
rain hard. It's just this drizzle and this disgusting. So
in our new place, the garage is a tight fit,
and it's a two car garage, but I don't think
it's made for two big, big vehicles. So I have

(23:36):
a full sized truck and then Jody has a full
size suv. So she is in the garage and I'm
in the driveway. Well, you have to back in because
it's it's that tight, so you can see in the
mirrors and the camera and all that. So the camera

(23:58):
was wet earrors or wet. And I'm backing it in
and I bumped, just barely bumped the trash can in
the garage, like the big trash can that goes to
the road. And Jody's standing there watching me back in,
and she said, I hope that didn't dent my car.

(24:23):
I barely bumped that trash can. Didn't dent your car?
And she goes, yes, it did. And there's a little
dent in the back panel right above the tire that
area in her car. Oh no, And so today, when

(24:45):
we get through with the show, I've got to go
to AutoZone or somewhere to try to find one of
those dent puller things, a little suction deals. I have
in the past pulled out a dent like that with
a plunger, and so I was like, I can fix it.
I can fix it. And so I go upstairs to
get the plunger. Well, the plunger we have has that

(25:08):
extra little peace on it, and that's not I need
an old school well that'll just grab onto it. But
I'm still trying. I'm like, please, please, that is not
going to work. That is not going to work. I said,
well stop, just let me try. Yeah, you know, I
felt awful about it, not just because you know she

(25:28):
was going to be, you know, griping about it or whatever,
but just you know, she really really really takes care
of her stuff, and you know, dumb mistake. Whereas most
of the time if I screw up, I apologize profusely
no matter what it is. I'm sorry. Oh I'm so stupid.
If she screws up something and then I say something

(25:51):
about it. If she would have been driving and I said,
you know, that's not going to work. I can't believe
you did that. Or she'd say, well, next time you
could just drive, you know, so it's not taking the
same way. But I couldn't even hardly sleep last night.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Listen, this is not your fault. I could elaborate in this,
but I'm not sure we have time.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
We don't. We only have fifteen seconds, but not the
next break.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yes, I have a lot to say about this.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
But you know, all of my my vision of backing
in was was obstructed last night with rain drops and five.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Riggins man, Lindsay, I want to thank you for listening.

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Gone Now back to the g J Annergen Show.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Okay, we're bumping now, trending back a segment so we
can finish the discussion about my little mishap where backed
into the garbage can and then in my wife's car
last night. So what did you have to say about it? Lynn?

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Okay, I knew there was a reason that I totaled
my last car on the garage. In the garage, I
knew there was a reason because my wise wisdom words
are going to help you feel better and tody to
ease her pain. So, first thing, if your house was
built in the nineties or like early two thousands, you

(27:51):
have a tiny garage. I've done some digging because yes,
I totaled my last car trying to get in my garage. Now,
with that being said, the garages are tiny. If your
house was built in the nineties or the early two thousands,
are tiny. The cars were smaller, and mine, for example,

(28:12):
has a pole in the middle. So now you're putting
pressure on me to get in this type of a
space when my car is this. No, don't shrug me off.
These days garages are built bigger, I'm serious. After the car, guys.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
So your garage is is it two separate doors?

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Yes? Yeah, two separate doors. But don't worry. If you
have one door and your house was built, then it's
still small. You're gonna have a tough time during this
stint of living there. But it's not your fault. Okay,
it's not.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I didn't think so it's not.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
I'm serious. I knew God. I knew there was a plan,
God's plan, you know what I mean. Because I'm giving
you my wisdom. And Jody is gonna not be mad.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Oh yeah, I'm sure as and as she hears this,
she'll be like, oh, I'm so sorry. I got upset
about that.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
It's so true. It's true. And I was in the
house building industry for a little period of time, and
I know it's a fact.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
But this place was built two years ago.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Oh okay, Well I was trying to help you out.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Okay, Well, Lindy said, if the house was built in
the nineties, you're just destined to run into the garage.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Well that's a fact. That's a fact. Listen, Kyle said, Lindsey,
you're a bad driver. Blah blah blah. No, and then
he did it, and then he's like, I see what
you mean. I'm like, see, thank you. We have this
much space. I can't even walk through. I have to
like walk around the house. Yeah, so it's their fault.

(29:56):
It's a builder's fault.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Exactly, you're welcome. Yeah, I think she's gonna lighten up
about it, but she really didn't get mad and started
saying I can't believe you did that. But I mean
I knew she was thinking.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Well, yeah, lighten up, Jodie, because guess what, times are tough,
and when you scrape it, then you're gonna say, you
know what, I'm sorry. You're gonna be the Kyle, I'm sorry,
you're right.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Uh. Like that time that I was backing out of
the garage of our other house and I barely bumped
into a tree on the other side of the garage
and it made a dent in the bumper. And then
I heard her say, well, did your dad tell you
he wrecked my car last night?

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Erected wrecked it. Yeah, well let me tell the family.
Let me announce to the family. Guess what your daddy did.
He wrecked my car?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
What things happened?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
We're lucky to be alive. Ready to get him tested.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Thank you for joining us. This is TJ and Riggins.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
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Riggans Show.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
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Speaker 1 (31:27):
This is now trending on the TJ and Riggans Show.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Remember, if it's important to you, it's news to.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Us The TJ and Riggans Show. On your side. Happy Halloween.
Let me be the first to say Happy Halloween.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh yeah, Happy Halloween.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
To get Lindsay getting an early start with her Halloween
mask on this morning. Love to see it.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
I'm wearing my Chucky clip and my skeleton, but I
didn't know I had a mask.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Thanks, you're decked out for the holidays. What can you
reveal now? Or are you gonna wait till later to
reveal your costume on social media?

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Lindsay, I mean, it's no big deal. I'll just go
ahead and say it. We're gonna we're a Ninja Turtle
family this year. Now we're down one because my daughter
is apparently too old and smart and pretty to do
a Ninja Turtle. Okay, she's doing a demon Hunter as
if that's better.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Well, so God didn't want to be a demon Hunter family.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Kyle's anti K pop Demon Hunters. He thinks it's ridiculous
and she should not watch it, but she's obsessed. So
what can you say?

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Oh yeah, what can you tell? A five year old.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
No, it's not bad. It's not bad. It's just he
would never want to dress up as like the Korean
boy band you know.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
MS.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
It took a lot of work to tell him that
Brooks wanted him to be a Ninja Turtle, So no,
I have to. I'm like, well he wants.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
You to, Yes, you have to. What are we gonna
do tell a three year old?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
No?

Speaker 9 (33:06):
Right?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I don't think so never?

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Please be we an auto dad? Please? How do you
say no to that?

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Our hands are tied?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
What was you expect this today?

Speaker 5 (33:17):
And now, Michaelai obviously the best one, so.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Of course, of course, well it is the top trending
topic today Halloween, and then today's also National Breadstick Day,
which is sort of sort of more my speed if
we're being honest, But today is all about Halloween, no
doubt about it. But Duncan getting in the action. Early yesterday,
they announced their holiday menu coming this year. Here's some highlights.

(33:43):
The Cookie butter Cloud Latte. It's a new ice drink.
It's got espresso flavors of brown sugar and baked cookie flavor.
They've also got their peppermint mocha and a toasted white
chocolate signature latte. So just a few of the items
coming for the holidays at Duncan.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Sounds like cardiac arrest.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Lit'll sweet, Lit'll sweet on some of that stuff.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
So why don't they just when they're making these iced
coffee drinks like that, just throw sugar cookies into the
blender with all of the stuff and blend it all together. Yeah,
why don't they just do that? Why they need all
those other flavoring like the syrups and things, just throw
the cookies in there.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Cookies makes a lot more sense, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
And you know what, it would taste like, real cookies.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
And hopefully a little bit of caffeine will be in
there as well, in addition to all those wonderful holiday flavors.
And then tonight is the Mega Million's Jackpot drawing. The
jackpot is up to about eight hundred million dollars, so
good luck if you are deciding to play the Mega Millions.
TJ pointed out last week that the Mega Million's ticket
sometimes can cost more than a powerball ticket, so there

(34:56):
is a big difference. These are two different lotteries, but
a big jackp nonetheless.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna win it and I'm gonna get that
bent out of Jody's car with the money.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah, it's a good plan.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
So everything you might have missed during the TJ and
Riggins Show this week, plus everything you might have missed
in the world of pop culture. I'll wrap up everything
for you coming up in the weekend review.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
This is the GJ and Riggans Show. Where are these
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Riggins dot com. This is the TJ in Riggans Show.

Speaker 10 (35:35):
Yeah, it's the perfect start to today new radio net
TJ and Riggans Show.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Thank you for being part of the new radio explosion.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
All right, Riggins has this guitar. It is tuned and
ready to go, catching us up to date on all
the things that happened behind the scenes of the TJ
and Riggins Show and in pop culture. This week it's
Riggins Week in Review.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Go and this is my song. It's called a week
in Review.

Speaker 11 (36:16):
It's a week's worth of shows summarize for you. No
special effects and no auto tuo, just me and my
guitar performing for you. Happy Halloween everyone, This is not
exciting to me. Demons, monsters and goblins and that's just
Washington DC. You know it's webs and a bunch of spiders,

(36:41):
creepy Crawley's, and a whole lot more. Is it a
haunted house or is it just Lindsey's panty drawer? Ghosts
and creepy skeletons and witches dressed in black? And who
could forget Frankenstein? We should bring that last name back.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
This is my song.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
It's called a week in review.

Speaker 11 (37:02):
It's a week's worth of shows summarize for you, no
special effects and no auto two.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Just me and my guitar are performing for you. I
like you to meet my new boyfriend, Jason, Jason Frankenstein.
They don't do that? Why not they should? Now we
move on to Thanksgiving. If you don't like it, then
that's your loss. I love my sister in law's green
bean cast role with walnuts and barbecue sauce so good.

(37:31):
You know, my sister in law makes everything, including the
green bean castrole. There was no voting or electing, And
you know what I really love about her cooking, There's
always a slight tang that you weren't expecting. I'm thankful
for so many things, from the clouds to the big
Blue Sea, but mostly Shrimp lo Maine and gold Bond,

(37:54):
which are connected. I'm sure you see.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
This is my song.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
It's called a week in Review. It's a week sworth
of shows summarizes for you, no special effects and no
auto tune, just me and my guitar performing for you.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Let's see here. TJ and Jody went to go see
Laney Wilson and the reactions had me shook. People accused
them of being drunk. They had to say, that's just
how we look.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
We weren't drunk at all.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Should be really depressed. And they're like, yeah, no, I
guess we just looked drunk.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
I look wasted.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Yeah. Lindsay's kids got sick again. But I'm sick of
all the lies. And for the people who blamed her cooking.
Don't blame it on Lindsay's meat loaf. Surprise.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
That's not nice. That's not why they threw up right
after they ate it.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
And there's some monkeys on the loose in Mississippi, and
some infected ones at that, and TJ had a thoughtful response.
Hire some monkey killers, stat And this.

Speaker 11 (38:57):
Is a song. It's called a week in Review. It's
a week's worth of shows summarize for you. No special
effects and no auto tune, just me and my guitar
performing for you.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
So good.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Thank you. Hey, I'm Jerry, Wayne Runyon, Monkey Kilor.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
You could probably wrangle some of I'm sure. Yeah. There's
an h o A that has gone viral on this
wonderful Halloween for all the wrong reasons. I'll tell you
about it. Coming up next.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
More TJ and Riggins Coming up, GJ Riggins and Lindsey.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I want to thank you for listening.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
This is the TJ and Riggins Show, New Radio Net Process,
The TJ and Riggins Show with TJ.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Riggins, Lindsey t Rob. This is the tech Hanbryan Show.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
We're just three Halloweenes in here today, Halloweens.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
We are some halloweenis. Lindsey's not the biggest Halloween fan.
I know her friends are. She's got a friend that
is way way way into Halloween spirits and ghosts and
things like that. But I think she's slowly bringing Lindsay
in because Lindsay is dressed for the occasion today.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
I do like Halloween. I liked it more. I like
it more now that I have kids and they can
enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
You know, Sure that makes sense. There's a letter that's
gone viral on this Halloween because a neighborhood h OA
sent this letter out to all the houses and it's
pretty long, but I'll just quickly just give you the recap.
As we prepare for Halloween, the HOA board would like
to address an ongoing concern that has affected the quality

(40:57):
of our neighborhood's celebration. In recent years. We are seeing
visitors often packed in arrive in packed vehicles. They crowd
our streets and diminish the experience for our own children.
So this year, as a temporary measure, trick or treating
will be limited to the children who reside in the neighborhood.
Volunteers will be stationed at the entrance to check vehicles

(41:20):
during the designated trick or treat window, which is six
pm to eight pm on Friday, which is today, and
then residents expecting guests from the outside the neighborhood are
encouraged to make alternative plans, So they are going to
set up volunteers at the beginning of the neighborhood to
just check vehicles. I don't even know if that's legal.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
I don't think I don't know if that's legal, because yeah,
you know what this HOA members doing charging people that
aren't in the neighborhood, which is legal because we looked
into it. We gave value cures to everyone in the
neighborhood a free voucher for the event, and if they

(42:03):
don't have one, they're paying ten dollars a person.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
That's not to charge them to if they want to
go door to door in your neighborhood trick or treating, right, well.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
It's to get in our neighborhood to do it.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah, okay, Like some neighborhoods that are famous for all
their Christmas lights and stuff, they can charge admission. You know,
there's a place up in Winston Salem, North Carolina that's
like that. So yeah, I guess.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
So.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's like listen, I'm no lawyer,
but I'm pretty sure it's legal. I don't know, it
could not be, but we're doing it.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yeah. I thought, since they're like public streets, how do
you stop somebody from coming into your neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
Because it's a private event and it's our whole neighborhood.
So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Hm, okay, well fair enough, it sounds us back.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Don't turn me in.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Well, don't worry, but TJ, you think this is a
good idea. What the hoa is doing? Is that what
I saw you do?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Yeah, because when I was a kid in my neighborhood
and we didn't live in a fancy neighborhood, but uh,
it was better than some neighborhoods. And what people would
do is they would go trick or treating in their
neighborhood and then they would load up in trucks, like
in the back of truck just and just dump out
their kids, all these kids from the neighborhood into our neighborhood.

(43:23):
And then it would just become you know, chaos. You're
supposed to just trick or treat in your neighborhood, stay there.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Stay in your neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
I get that.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
But some people, if you're a country kid, didn't come
into somebody else and if they're no neighbors.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Yeah, So the comments were terrible. People were saying, raise
the drawbridge, the peasants are here. You know, people are just.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Well, there's a difference in a couple people come in
that live in the country in a whole vanfall of
twenty kids ransacking and be nice when you come in
be respectful exactly.

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(44:21):
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Speaker 1 (44:35):
Now back to the Tjanrigan Show. Listen everywhere. Thank you
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Speaker 3 (44:43):
All right, I just thought of something Riggins was talking
about in the last segment. This letter from an hoa
member of some neighborhood that has gone viral because she
said that they're going to have volunteers at the entrance
of their neighborhood and if you don't live in the
neighbor they're going to turn you away. You can't come
trick or treating in there. And I said, I agree

(45:05):
with that because of the experiences in my neighborhood growing
up what it was like. They would just bring them
by the truckloads and dump them out. And then here
is the difference. Okay, there is a difference between trick
or treaters and people who are looking for free candy.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Got it.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
You know, if you're participating, your kids are participating in
trick or treating and just to do what you're supposed
to do, that's great, that's what it's for. But if
you and your kids are just looking to get as
much free candy as you can, then that's not acceptable.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Right, But how do you weed out those people that you.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Can look at them and tell you can Well, I
mean when they pull up in the neighborhood in a
flatbed trailer truck pulling a flatbed trailer and you know,
thirty eighth graders jump off of it, and you know,
these kids are trying to get free candy and their
parents are trying to see how much free candy they
can get, like a competition, you know.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Yeah, And a lot of kids that have that mentality,
they're rowdy. They're rowdy, and they're disrespectful and they're just annoying.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
What are you ninety years old?

Speaker 5 (46:26):
They're rowdy, they are they they're they're running down, yelling
and and doing all the get out of here.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Just out there doing they're doing.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
They're running around.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
I am forty one, I can say that now.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yeah, running around in their dungarees.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
It's the people who were just out to get free candy.
Are the same types of people that go to let's say,
a pizza buffet and just all their plates up with
all of the good pizza the people are waiting on
and then take it over to their table, eat a
little bit of it, and then leave it when they're
going to waste it is I got look at all.

(47:11):
But even if they are eating it, it's that you
just are out to its like it's a competition. How
much can you get? How much more can you get
than other people? You know, a buffet should not be
a competition.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Yeah, Ever, it's so true.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
They're going to regret that one day when it hits
their waistline, you know.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
But yeah, and you know that these the kids that
get so much candy and look at all that candy.
They don't eat it all, throwing a lot of it away.
But it's just the idea of how much candy can
you get? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
You those sickening videos of ring doorbells of people just
dumping the ball.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
You know, that happened to my neighbor last year. He
covered the ring doorbell and his friends dump. Then they're
dumped in the It's not fair.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah yeah, but you know, I think the days of
being able to leave a bowl of candy out there
for them to help themselves, that's that's probably on the
way out.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
And also there should be an age limit, am I right?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah, there should be like the age limit should be
I don't know, seven, right, No, I'm kidding. Yeah, but
I mean, if you got a mustache coming in, don't
be trick or treat.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
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Speaker 1 (48:54):
The perfect start to today TJ and Riggans Show. Thank
you for being part of the new radio explosion.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Just the best. Yeah. Well, we during the show yesterday.
The whole time we were doing the show, we had
a medical emergency on our hands. Lindsey was bleeding from

(49:25):
her head. Yeah, and we didn't talk about it yesterday,
but it's safe to talk about now.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
It's safe now that we know the outcome is okay.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
So everybody, what happened?

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Yeah, So the previous night, I was getting out of
the shower doing my thing. I was talking to Kyle.
He had just gotten home from a trip, so I
was getting filled in on some things, and I was
Q tipping my ears okay, which I note, save me,
don't put a Q tip in your ear, Okay, got it, mom? Okay.
So I slipped or something. I don't know. I blacked out,

(50:00):
but the Q tip went pretty much all the way
into my ear forcefully, and it hurt, but I didn't
think any I mean, it hurt for like ten minutes.
And I was complaining about it, of course, and Kyle's like,
I do it all the time. I literally do it
all the time. You're fine, You're fine, Just go to bed,
You're fine, I do it all the time. Well, also,

(50:21):
you can't hear very well, so that's frightening. Okay. But
I woke up at you know, four am to work,
and oh guess what, My pillows covered in blood covered.
So I'm like, oh my god, Like what that bust
of my ear drum? Like I can't hear. So I
immediately go on my phone and make an appointment for

(50:43):
the anti. Well, I do the show with one. You know,
I still got one in right now. But I do
the show with one headphone. So we get off. I
go to my ant appointment. I check in. She's like,
I'm sorry, there's no appointment for you. I was like, look,
I made it at five am. My ear drum is busted.

(51:04):
She's like, all right, it's busted. Like are you okay.
I'm like no, I'm not okay. Meanwhile, it doesn't hurt,
it's just bleeding.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
So yeah, during the show, every time we would go
to a commercial break or a song, she had to
put the Kleenex in her ear and it was just
soaked in blood.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
More, she just say, okay, we're taking a break here,
I gotta get soak up the blood.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Yeah, it's so nasty. So I finally, long story short,
I didn't have the appointment, wasn't made, but they fit
me in and the doctor came in looked in my ear.
He said, it's it is hard to get to your
ear drum. So you did not bust your ear drum.
It's hard to get to it with a Q tip. Now,
granted he has seen it before, but he said, the

(51:47):
skin in your ear canal, it's so thin that just
a little tiny bump would slice it. And that's what happened.
So they gave me ear drops. He's like, it'll bleed
for the next week, so put a towel on your
pillow case or what. And it's still bleeding. But good
to know. I didn't bust my ear drum. And I
didn't want to talk about it because my mom, being

(52:08):
a nurse for thirty five years, always told me, don't
put a cue tip in your ear. Don't put it
and I do it all the time because who doesn't.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
You know.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Well, when I was growing up, some people clean their
ears with bobby pins.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
I know, I've seen. I've heard of my grandmother did.
Yeah to get the wax out.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yeah, you just put a bobby pin in there and
roll it around.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Yeah, it got to be careful.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
It's nasty.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
You know what the doctor told me to do, Just
dry it with a hair dryer the water out. I'm like,
I don't have that kind of time, sir, Like I
gotta get in there and get out.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
God, We'll just go put your head in the fireplace.
Try had a.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
More TJ and Riggins coming up.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
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Speaker 1 (53:02):
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Speaker 1 (53:23):
This is the TJ and Riggins Show.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Okay, I have a little example as to how politically
correct tech d Rob tries to be all the time.
I mean, he does not engage in any type of
bias conversation about political political things and all that. Here's

(53:48):
what happens. Riggins finds these videos on social media that
are going to be good on the show. He sends
the videos to everybody. Then Rob takes the videos and
just pulls the audio part oft of it and then
edits it so we could play it, and then he
names them. So Riggins said, it was this description about

(54:14):
this video we're about to play. Riggins says young woman,
Uh no, no, I'm sorry. Well, the woman tells men
how to find the perfect woman is what Riggins how
he described the video, and then this is what the

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woman said in the video.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
Ellis the women with the personalities that you like are
all fat, So just get one and take her to
the gym.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Now, if you were going to title that, what would
you call it? I would call it fat women? Yeah,
or fat check something.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Rob called it women's personalities.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
He's he's got a kind heart. He's got a kind heart.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
I don't want that coming back on me.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I did not.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I did not do that.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
That's very on brand for our sweet.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Hilarious This one.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Is about women's personality. No, that's about fat women. Let's
call this one women's personalities.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
How women react in.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
The perfect woman?

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Yeah, oh, sweet, sweet boy, I didn't say that.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
I did not call him fat.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
A blessed Yeah, he's the best he is.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
And he hates fat women.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
TJ.

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In our society today as compared to our society in
the past, we're having more and more fights on airlines
and planes getting delayed because there's you know, there are
fights breaking out on the plane and things like that. Well,
that happened, and I saw the story the other day

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on a United Airlines flight and it was going from
somewhere to Chicago. But two women got into a fight
and the plane that flight got delayed four hours because
they had to unload everybody, they had to find another

(57:38):
plane they could get them. I mean, it was just crazy.
The difference with this one, though, is the fight happened
between two flight attendants. What God, two flight attendants got
into it before they even took off and ended up
fistfighting on the plane.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Oh they were mad.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Now. I read this long article top to bottom about
this story, and not anywhere in that article did they
mention why they were fighting, which who cares about the
policy that United Airlines has or what their statement is.

(58:25):
Of course, their statement is going to be. This is unacceptable.
Our passengers safety is the most important. By da da,
da da, that's the given. Why were these women fighting?
Why were these women or these gay guys fighting? We
can say anything other than two flight attendants. Yeah, now, yeah,

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I want to know what caused it. She said this
about my what yep, that's all anybody cares.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
About is a f fight. That's a whole other level.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
And then the article did start giving other examples of
when this has happened, and it's it's not as uncommon
as you would think, really, or when the flight attendants
and the crew are not getting along, they may not
come to fisticuffs, but they have to delay the flight
to get different member cast crew members in there to fly.

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But I mean, you know they're they're tired, they've been
a jet lag and you know there are women, so
they you know, around at each other all the time.
I'm kidding.

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So screened today, the most important stories in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
This is now trending on the t J Andrigan Show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Should be how trending? How trending are these topics?

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
So they're so trending, And right now the top trending
topic is Halloween. Happy Halloween, everybody. The countdown is on
to trick or treating time. But a lot of people
already have their eyes on Thanksgiving, including the Macy's Day
Thanksgiving Parade. There's going to be a new float this
year on the streets of New York City that is
a La Boo Boo. There's going to be a la

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booboo float or balloon rather in the Macy's Day Thanksgiving Parade.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
I kid you not. Delilah came home from school last
week and said, Mom, I need a little boo boo.
I said, I'm sorry, you don't even know what those are?
What they call? Well, my friend has one and it's
so cute. They're not cute?

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Yeah, so is she gonna get it for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
What you need a little boo boo for?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
She'll have a little boo boo?

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Yeah, she probably will. She probably will. Okay, no, but seriously,
like that's ridiculous. You're five.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Well, I mean, she's asking you for it. I can't
imagine where she gets this sort of behavior from high taste.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Yeah, if they were cute, yes, but they're not. They're
ugly and they're scary.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
How much are they now?

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Honestly, you can get something for twenty bucks. I mean,
you know it varies, but.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Mm hmm, well baby wants, baby gets.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Well maybe so okay, fine, I mean that'd be like
somebody's saying to you, now, why do you need that
type of purse. You can get a purse a target
that works the same, and you know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
What, it's not ugly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
You know, if it was ugly, it's cute.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
So yeah, you're gonna be able to see the little
boobuo at the Macy's Day Thanksgiving parade. And then the
finger pointing continues with those loose monkeys in Mississippi. Twu Lane,
the school that those monkeys supposedly came from, is now
saying those were not our monkeys and they were not
coming from Tulane and we had nothing to do with it. Basically, Yeah,
there were twenty one monkeys that escaped from this semi

(01:02:31):
truck after it crashed, five or dead. Three are still
on the loose. Thirteen were recaptured, I believe. So we
still got some monkeys running around in Mississippi. And TJ
told us yesterday he knows exactly what to do about it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Yeah, and you gotta start hiring people to hunt them
and kill them so they don't start breeding in our forests.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
How do they just make up? How did that even
that Tulane own these monkeys? If I were too late
and I don't owe them, I'd be mad too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Absolutely looking to sue some damn boudy crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
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Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
That main harm monkey.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
That's so great. We were just talking about those monkeys
on the loose in Mississippi. It's been a big national
story over the last week. The semi truck crashed and
twenty one monkeys were on there and five or dead.
Three are still on the loose. And I think they said,
like thirteen or something had been recaptured. But it was
a crazy story. Does it matter that it happened in Mississippi?

(01:04:12):
That kind of adds an element of like, what's the
word I'm looking for.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
From shady redneck behavior?

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Is I was gonna be nice? But yes, that's that's
correct because.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
You got you know, the twin states there, Louisiana and Mississippi,
and you know, if somebody is trying to do something
with monkeys that is maybe outside the law. Not accusing,
I'm just saying possibility, then they would be trying to
blame somebody else. No, those all we was doing was

(01:04:49):
we was transporting them from from two to fro trying
to get them to two lane. These is research monkeys
that belongs to two Lane. Because they look over and
people from two Lane are there trying to help them
get the monkeys back. They said, uh no, no, officer, there,
ma ain't our monkeys. They belonged to two Lane, the

(01:05:11):
two Lanes monkeys. That's why they're out here trying to
find them. Yeah, trying to get their monkeys back. Don't
blame us two Lanes, like, those are not our monkeys.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
We haven't had monkeys since twenty fifteen. We swear to God.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Yeah, when they get a warrant to go search the
people from the truck that wrecked the monkeys that was
that were carrying the monkeys, they're gonna find these little
tiny bicycles and trapees. We're about to open a monkey's circus.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
That exactly what's funny is like there's an update every
day and it turns out like somebody else was lying
and the story is not adding up at all at
this point.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
And lying about monkeys, Like how did we get.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Here because your threat and the well being of the public,
the general you got some diseased monkeys running around. But
you know what, I think, I think Netflix could do
a documentary about it. Seriously, when this is all said
and done, when the dust settles, Monkey Madness in Mississippi,

(01:06:18):
Mississippi Monkey Madness copyright, I'll tell you what I mean.
He I don't believe the word he says. He's as
crooked as a damn monkey's tail. Don't trust him.

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